>Farfetch'd gets a Mega >it lowers its stats

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>Ledian gets a Mega
>SpAtk 55 -> 15

>>24946787
FUCK YOU
GAMEFREAK
THIS HAD BETTER NOT HAPPEN

>>24946803
>Ledian gets a mega
>pure power
>retards get butthurt when it totally needs it and it's justified

>>24948034
>not Huge Power

Have you learned nothing from /vp/?

>>24946787
>ability swaps stats with the opponent

What are the odds Farfetch'd would simply get fat as hell with 2 leeks and feathers capable of naturally producing spices?

Considering GameFreak made Porygon's final form a subtle joke about its episode giving thousands of children seizures I don't think it's too unlikely.

>>24948441
>Becomes Flying/Fire because it's already cooking

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>>24946787
>poliwhirl evolves
>loses speed

>>24948441
>too unlikely
unleekly

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What if Farfetchd's stats are all reduced to base one (bar hp), so it's got virtually no bulk or speed, but all of its attacks that make contact are guaranteed OHKOs ? It couldn't do anything to any pokémon with an attacking move, but it could break stuff like Chansey alright
This is the stupidest idea I've ever had but I want to see smarter and more autistic people discuss it

>>24948441
It should bulk up. Become the next Mawile. Maybe a guaranteed crit ability. Some speed, better moves, bit more attack, and maybe some special attack, and it could be the next big thing!

>mega lucario-z

>>24948488
Farfetch'd is suppose to be a living joke. It's a rare duck Pokemon with nothing special about it whatsoever that carries around a leek and its entries state it's endangered from being eaten too much.

At most its Mega should have some crazy gimmicky ability.

>>24948465
It gets Quick Attack as an egg move.

Was bored at home this afternoon, and saw the early Farfetch'd-centered episode of Pokémon on Boomerang.

The first half of the episode was Team Rocket wanting to eat it.

>>24948520
My sides.

>>24948502
You mean the one where it turns fat and fluffy?

I remember having that exact idea to mess with Lucariofags, but someone said a Slugfucker tier autist would latch onto it.

>>24948508
>some Trainers will form tight bonds with Farfetch'd in order to make it Mega Evolve, as Mega Evolved Farfetch'd are said to have the most delicious and tender meat in the world

>>24948564
FUCK
BETRAYED FARFETCH'D
I HATE THIS

>Rhydon evolves
>Less useful than a Rhydon with Evioliote

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>>24948564
That is not okay.

>>24948588
Honestly, it's for the best. Fuck Rhyperior.

>>24948588
The best thing about porygon Z is eviolite porygon 2 probably my favorite pokemon to use in UU

>>24948541
it doesnt even have to be that. it has to accomplish two things

>exist
>masuda mentioning in an interview that they chose another mega lucario over adding a mega flygon

>>24948588
>>24948594
>Rhyperior gets a Mega

>>24948449
>Tumblr
Get out.

>>24948588
>>Less useful than a Rhydon with Evioliote

This isn't true.

>>24948588
>Knockoff

>>24948767
>Google Images
>tumblr can be used for porn

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>>24948767
here's your reply

>>24948798
>tumblr gifs
>Rebuild

Anon, don't.

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>>24948804
wants some umaru

>>24948148
Now that's not funny.

>New ability called ludicrous

>>24948620
You say that like Porygon-Z has no use at all. It has insane special attack and insane coverage to work from. I mean, Eviolite 2 is really good, but don't act like Z was pointless before gen 5

HP: 52
Attack: 165
Defense: 55
Sp. Atk: 15 (-43)
Sp. Def: 62
Speed: 103 (+43)

Flying/Dark (Fuck this, Knock off spam is a must)
Ability : Aerilate

here, this is the only way to make it good.
>Defiant first in defogs or inti users
could be actually ok.

Return
Quick attack
Knock off
Leaf Blade/Swords Dance/Protect

>>24946787
It should get a regular evo first. Suggestions?

>>24949312
>New ability actually called Far Fetched

>>24949569
That's actually a good name. Wouldn't that most likely make it into a meme like Bravest Bird, though.

>yfw Farfetch'd Shrekts Talonflame

>>24948588
Solid Rock Rhyperior with the same investment as an Eviolite Rhydon takes about the same damage, but the Rhydon doesn't hit as hard.
Face it Rhydon is useless.

>Flygon mega evolves
>It becomes a Garchomp

>>24948588
You're a retard. Rhyperior is in RU while Rhydon is in NU.

>>24949997
Someone needs to replace it after how shit its Mega made it look.

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>>24948588
>it needs an Eviolite to be relevant

>>24950015
Be fair here rhyperior sucks ass in every way, especially design wise.

>Flygon mega evolves
>Becomes a Garchomp

>>24950027
I judge Pokemon entirely by design rather than viability. And Rhyperior is absolute shit that makes me thankful we haven't gotten anymore cross evos since.

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>>24950015
>it needs (insert item, move, ability) to be relevant

Top fucking kek what a shitmon

>>24948588
>0 SpA Rotom-W Hydro Pump vs. 252 HP / 240 SpD Eviolite Rhydon: 420-496 (101.4 - 119.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>0 SpA Rotom-W Hydro Pump vs. 252 HP / 240 SpD Solid Rock Rhyperior: 426-504 (98.1 - 116.1%) -- 87.5% chance to OHKO

In this case it's still pretty much dead, but Rhyperior takes objectively less damage than Eviolite Rhydon. And hits harder.
And has the same speed.

>>24948520
but a-anon! Pokemon arent for food they use REAL ANIMALS

Fucking retarded plebs actually think this.

>>24950064
Yeaj and it doesnt mayter how many tauros steaks or other proof you show them they still believe the same stupid shit.

>>24950064
Now if only everyone ate Basculin much more often.

>>24950036
>>24950027
>hating rhyperior's design

>>24950073
It looks like shit. It doesn't help that Gen IV had the worst designs and is responsible for things like it.

>>24950055
Plus Rhyperior still has an item slot to use.

>>24949520
I would use this.

>>24946787
Nice leek, this was supposed to be announced for gen 8

>>24950367
YAMEROOOOOOOOO

>>24948449
Fuck this thing.

>>24948514
Stall is an ability, and they'd have to make a custom one for that idea so they could just throw Stall on it.

Though even most Chanseys carry Seismic Toss.

>>24952638
Who the hell would use Chansey over Blissey?

>>24953809

Nigga do you even Eviolite

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>Flygon gets a Mega
>not Bug/Dragon, still Ground/Dragon with Levitate
>+20 to all stats

>>24953851
I'd rather use a walking tank that can hold a Shell Bell.

>>24953888
>>not Bug/Dragon

Good.

>>24953888
Ground is Flygon's primary typing, megas so far have only replaced the secondary ones. So Ground/Bug is as far as you can go. Still a pretty good typing.

>>24955407
Compared to Ground/Dragon?
...Eh.

>>24955413
Fuck off underage faggot. Why isn't your trip banned?

>>24953918
But that hardly compares to Chansey's Lucky Punch.

>>24953888
I think Mega-Flygon would probably get something like 80/120/90/120/90/130 or take a little from SpAtk into Atk.

>>24955420
Maybe the mods don't ban people based on maymays? Crazy, I know.

>>24955429
>Maybe the mods don't ban people based on maymays?
You new?

>>24955494
No, I've been here all winter break.

I bet Eviolite Rhydon works in doubles.

Farfetch'd is so sucky, that the whole 'Game Freak hates it' meme feels true in this case.

Its highest stat is fucking 65. Even Luvdisc has a decent Speed stat.

>>24956888
It's just a joke, not hated.

>>24950367
We're just having a nice spin with it.

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>GF didn't give Charizard a mega with contrary to pay homage to Gen I
>Contrary overheat will never be a thing.

>>24957852
The fuck is wrong with you?

>>24961475
>>24961475
>>24961475
>bumping this shit thread

kill urself

>>24961978
Okay.

>>24961475
Why?

>>24961978
>doing it unwittingly
>can't quote properly
>posting that badly

Anon, you're a dumbass, but thanks for keeping my thread joking about Farfetch'd alive longer.

Ledian gets a mega but its ability is either slow start or truant. . Smh :(

>>24962014
Farfetch'd has so few threads.

>>24962017
That's just wrong.

>>24962052
Knowing how gamefreak only make the strong be stronger, i wouldnt even be surprised

>>24962071
Megas are supposed to boost weaker Pokemon to change things up and are given to Salamence and Garchomp for no reason. It doesn't help that theirs both look like shit.

>>24948448
>bunch of new moves
>they are all self-fainting

>>24962088
Yeah because mega fug and half the others really needed a mega..... idiot

>>24962104
>Explosion

That would be both a sick and hilarious middle finger to Farfetch'd and people wanting to eat him.

>>24958985
I'm a sadist.

Are Farfetch'd samurai autists the worst fanbase?

>>24949569
>Farfetch'd
>Far Fetched
>Farfetchite

That would just seem lazy.

>>24955429
>take a little from SpAtk into Atk.

>bug buzz
>Boomburst
>Draco meteor, basically its only powerful attack
>earth power

Why would it remain a physical attacker? muh u-Turn?

>>24962134
>Pinsir didnt need a Mega
>Altaria didnt need a Mega
>Beedrill didnt need a Mega
>Sableye didnt need a Mega
>Mawile didnt need a Mega
>Houndoom didnt need a Mega
>Aerodactyl didnt need a Mega
>Manectric didnt need a Mega

>>24963234
I'm so happy Beedrill got one.

>>24963234
Mawile and Sableye DIDN'T need megas. They were single stage cutemons and counterparts with simple designs and sub 400 bsts. Both their megas are minmaxed to absolute shit because of this when ordinary evolutions would have sufficed perfectly.

>>24963311
I'm still bitter Sableye just got bigger ears and a giant ruby to hide behind like a bitch.

>>24953918
>shell bell
>blissey putting out enough damage to make shell bell outpace leftover recovery

Uh huh

>>24966395
As if, Sableye-M looks fucking sick

>>24963149
I don't want Farfetch'd to become a samurai, but what's so bad about it? Anyway, it's such a small and irrelevant fanbase that it doesn't really matter.

>>24966568
Wait, what? I've thought for years since Leftovers was an item you literally find just lying around while Shell Bell is an item you actually have to make the recovery would obviously be superior. It seriously depends on damage output?

>>24966582
Every good Mega design greatly expands on the original and compliments it while showing it visibly becoming more powerful. This shit in particular does neither. I pity Sableye for essentially getting a minute of editing in Paint.

>>24963311
>ordinary evolutions

Never again after Gen IV.

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>Dragonite can mega evolve if there's another Dragonite in party

>>24950027
Rhyperior is great in doubles TR. Also Weakness Policy+ Solid Rock is nice. It's got a huge movepool too

>>24967690
Still looks like complete ugly shit and never should have been Rhydon's evolution.

>>24949520
>attack 165
Jesus fucking Christ, Gamefreak needs to chill. Fuck the power creep in these games.

Would anyone draw that mega Farfetch'd? Make its spice filled wings shiny, if you do.

>>24946787
No.

I think mega farfetch'd should have an ability where all the moves have a +3 crit chance
which means high % crit moves will crit 100% of the time

>>24970268
+3 means all moves crit 100% of the time, you're thinking of +2

Anyone thought of a stupid ability?

>>24972153
Something that gives it stab on physical grass attacks.
Or something that raises the attack of certain Pokemon upon entry. You know which Pokemon.

>>24967731
If something is broken, just break everything.

Post a mega that doesnt look like shit

Protip: you can't

>>24975997
>Pinsir

>>24967729
For you.

>>24975997
Easy. I have a mental list saved just for this argument.

Mega Charizard Y
Mega Beedrill
Mega Gyarados
Mega Gengar
Mega Aggron
Mega Mawile
Mega Metagross
Mega Rayquaza
Mega Gallade

All designs that expand on the original and make them look more powerful than ever without losing their roots. Mawile and Gallade are more simplistic, but it still holds true.

>>24977766
>Mega Charizard Y
>Mega Gengar
>Mega Aggron
>not looking shit
kek

>Mega Metagross
>Mega Gallade
well, those already looked shit before the mega evolution.

>>24967614
hehe
oh you

>>24977868
>shitting on Y and Metagross in general purely out of bias

Well, I don't think I have any reason to listen to you.

>>24977983
bias?

charizard y would be alright if it wasnt for the wings on his arms

>>24978000
It's a wyvern, dumbass. You're going to dismiss the entire design based on a small detail? And you still called Metagross shit just because you think it looks bad.

>>24978071
what has it being a wyvern to do with anything?

of course i call it shit because it looks shit. why else would i call it shit if it wasnt for the looks?

>>24978125
>what do wyverns have to do with anything
Winged arms?

>because it looks like shit
Because?

>>24978141
>wyverns
>winged arms
wat

>Because?
yes. because of that