ITT: Animals/things that should be Pokémon
>Model is basically a tiny hopping dot
>100+ speed, garbage in every other stat
Ability gives it permanent +2 Evade
speedy rock/ice physical attacker when
I love you. I love your thoughts. You'd better lock your house good and proper, cause i might go yandere for you.
Nah, i would love it, i would love to kick the ass of the various invertebrates inhabiting the ocean. And id probably carve a human dick somewhere. But this os getting off topic. I would be happy. And i would be a souce of extinction with all the derived bacteria i bring with me! HAHA fuck you nature, and eventualy me! Woot paradox!
We need a real Anglerfish pokemon. None of that Lanturn dolphin porpoise with anglers bullshit. One that actually has the right gender differences too. I want to see a disgusting Anglerfish Pokemon.
Blobfish would also be cool. We need more disgusting deep sea creatures.
None of that cutesy dolphin bullshit.
Long Crested Eagle
Staraptor has a cool pompadour but no bird has something from the back (Outside of Braviary)
>more mons for a kaiju team
This is why I want a evil team that makes a time travel device to capture pokemon unknown to the modern world or something. You would jump from like Carboniferous with a bunch of bug and water types, Ice age with ice types, Devonisn with water and Mesozoic with a Spinosaurus dragon-something line. Maybe all the fossil pokemon could get origin forms too
We need a Monkey Trio that's based on the Three Wise Monkeys (Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil).
Mizaru (See No Evil) gets Hustle because of accuracy loss. Normal/Dark.
Kikazaru (Hear No Evil) gets Soundproof for obvious reasons. Normal/Fighting.
Iwazaru (Speak No Evil) gets Telepathy since it would talk with its mind instead of its mouth. Normal/Psychic.
So its ability would be like an insta 4 stack of minimize.
Pokemon needs more tropical birds. Something that isn't just another generic normal/flying hawk-based regional bird.
I've yet to see a Narwhal Pokémon. Can't think of a good typing and moveset, though.
I mean angular edgy, sharp spike on head, whole body being quite sharp...while alpacas are fluffy, round and sweet... you want to hug alpca... while arceus...you want to beg him for mercy
Hell yeah. I thought the male could have Wonder Guard and be like a guardian angel that looks like a nasty motherfucker. The female could be Water Dark or something while looking like you guessed. A nasty motherfucker. We need some more damn nasty motherfucking pokemon.
The fuck did you just fucking say to me? You wanna fucking go, m8?
also access to all fang moves and powertrick
>Earthworm that evolves into a massive Sarlacc type monster
Branch evo into this.
Do you even B-Movie?
makes me think of this
I think it was intended to be ground - ground/dragon though
The male resembles the Dilophosaurus from Jurassic Park in that it has fins behind it's face that it can flex for intimidation and courting (maybe they change colors too).
The female looks more like a traditional Jurassic Park Raptor.
Give that shit Gunk Shot and Dragon Rush with No Guard and I would be a happy camper.
You know that shit would be awesome.
Absolutely horrible attack and special attack
>First mon is prayer beads and feathers with a prominent mask shaped bead
>Second requires leveling up with sub-50 friendship, and is a human shaped doll with the same mask
>Third requires a dusk stone, and is the mask itself, all floaty and glowy and shit.
>Choice between two signature abilities
>One will halve curse self inflict damage
>The other will increase Bide damage by 1.5x
This guy could be a legendary that you have to track down in a huge hedge maze dungeon. Sorta like Emerald's Mew.
The Shreiker was from the second one.
Blue Dragon Nudibranch.
Its a blue sea slug and I want it to some day be a legendary, although it's tiny irl.
Although I doubt it will ever become existent in pokemon franchise,there's not many times where GF bases a pokemon off a not-so well known animal.
And I love you both. Seriously, GF needs to do that.
Also, a based Andrewsarchus.
How about a zombie priest? (We have no zombie pokemon, this could be the firs)
Ability: Healer/Analytic/Magic Guard
Item: Black Sludge/Life Orb
could be gud
I want a ghost/electric or fairy/electric based on ball lightning.
>First form is named Houvou
>It's two charms, one with a mask and the other with a dream catcher, with red and blue feathers
>If it levels up with maxed friendship, it evolves into a dreamcatcher wand named Vouvai
>If it levels up with sub 10 friendship, it evolves into a doll named Horha.
>After evolving, Vouvai will be holding the mask charm, and Horha will be holding the dreamcatcher charm
>Bad Luck Charm will lock the random number in damage calculation at the lowest
>Good Luck Charm will lock it at the highest
>Shiny Stone evolves Vouvai into Varrilidoo
>Dusk Stone evolves Horha into Hahoun
>Vouvai/Varrilidoo is Fairy/Psychic
>Horha/Hahoun is Fairy/Ghost
Fucking love it, plus that type...
Orchid Mantis. Bug, maybe Bug/Fairy. The shiny would be pastel blue.
>gives buffs to grass types, like Florges, but has far more offense and a very high speed stat
Also, play with the alternate name of water bear, and give it a teddy bear shape. Magic guard/overcoat would be perfect abilities, and regenerator would be a hidden ability. Maybe make some prevos based on cells.
Giant Bear PKMN
Ability: Extremophile - Immune to Poison, Burn, and Freeze
Basically the idea is that it can't ever do anything actually threatening or even supportive (no baton pass), it just sits there and never dies, kind of like an actual water bear. Just a big fat HP sponge more than an actual member of your team.
That thing is what I'm most hyped about in Sage. Many of my favorite Pokémon are golem-like or otherwise mysterious (it's kind of hard to explain; Regis, Golurk, Claydol, Gigalith, etc). Before I saw that I was thinking of an obelisk Pokémon that had stone tablets as a prevo.
Not the anon you're replying to, but I bet the thinks roaches are long horned beetles...
>Stone tablet -> Monolith -> Stonehenge evo line
Shitty artist's conception related
Gastrodon counts as a sea slug, but I would like one closer to this.
I also really liked the original idea for Hydreigon, it being a cyborg dragon tank.
Water/Dark or Water/Fairy Dolphin Pokemon
Dex entries talk about how, although it looks, and acts nice and friendly, it can be very aggressive. it has what appears to be a prehensile secondary nose on its underside.
includes subtle references to the fact that the animals are masturbatory serial rapists in real life.
with moves such
Seed Bomb, Bullet Seed, Egg Bomb, String Shot, Charm, sweet kiss, growth, harden, play nice, work up, etc
Wait. I really can't tell if this post is sarcastic. Have there been any fly Pokemon? Like, a 'clearly-inspired by a simple fly' pokemon? Not Yanmega or Beautifly or shit like that.
I don't think there has been. Holy shit, how did Game Freak overlook this? I am honestly amazed and kind of upset right now.
And you can't say it's because flies are seen as too insignificant to turn into a Pokemon. I can think of plenty of examples of flies being used for inspiration for powerful or monstrous creatures, both in modern fictional media and in myth.
>captcha: ofullegi plague
Beetles is the order Coleoptera.
Roaches is Blattodea.
is absolutely right.
Also I want a bumblebee! Combee is not one.
Slaking is obviously based of an ape. Just because he evolved from a sloth does not mean he is a sloth. Octillery is not a fish for that reason.
Seel (Water) to Dewgong (Water/Ice) to ??? (Ice/Fairy)
3rd evo would have a lengthened horn (unicorn-esque)
The reasoning behind it would be the Dewgong evo living in conditions where there would be no contact with liquid water, with some isolated location to explain the Fiary typing, i.e. mystical or something
As long as the evolution doesn't look like shit I can't see anyone missing Dewgong or its typing
red panda - fire/normal hm slave for next gen
Fuck yeah Guiron, most brutal Kaiju ever. If there was a Guiron Pokemon I would never not use it.
I know we already have Voltorb and Foongus, but I've still always wanted a classic RPG treasure chest mimic. Maybe make it a Rotom style one-time encounter in some forgotten castle basement, and have its Pokedex entry talk about how it's been considered extinct since people started storing their items in pokeballs.
Golduck, in part
>not knowing tardigrades
>wahhh, but I don't like that one
I want a less cutesy angler fish too but this isn't the right thread
Confirmed for thinking that one fucking picture is what blobfish look like
Don't know if b8, but elemental monkeys
>but I don't like it!
It's far too ambiguous to be called an alpaca
>implying crickets are grasshoppers
>what is an axolotl
It's a sloth
That's not a zombie. It's a cordycep controlling a cicada
I love manticores, I was disappointed that litleo didn't become one.
What a shit manticore, doesn't even have a human head.
he can be a Ghost/Fighting
I'm fucking sick of lucario's Egyptian ass
Can we also finally have a flying horse
the new region would be more roman/greek theme
>Popular RPG series
>took them years to make a regular tree
>NO SKELETON or zombie
Anon you know skeletons are entirely too scary for a christian children's game
Why would this be in a Pokemon game? It doesn't even look like a Pokemon. It's literally just a skeleton. It looks exactly like my mom's skeleton. 0/10 originality, design, and execution.
>christian children's game
>tons of my friends had their games and other Pokemon merch burned when the church thought it was satanic worship in the form of cute Japanese cock fighting
>my parents were actual adults and didn't freak out about a video game
I think you mean frilled lizard, the bearded dragon bears minimal resemblance to heliolisk.
And here's my two cents on the dilophosaurus thing; I believe it's entirely plausible they took some inspiration from Jurassic Park given that it's bipedal and has crests over its eyes. Unlikely but not impossible.
Ice/Normal Siberian Tiger
And one of these
You know you want ig