/kspg/ Kerbal Shit Posting General

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>>91202642
first for this

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>>91202642
space is fun
kerbal is fun
squad is fun

>>91202983
HAHAH FUCKER I BEAT YOU FUCKER FUCKER SAD PATHETIC EXISTENCE YOU CANT EVEN DO THAT RIGHT

>>91202642
>couldn't have waited 8 more seconds to take the screen-cap

dissapointed

When I eat pizza I always put the crust back in case someone asks for a piece of my pizza.

sometimes i dream about cheese

Burt is love
Burt is life

I continue to make thing.
https://github.com/WarriusBird/Games/releases/tag/1.0.3

>>91203893
When I go internet I always post /kspg/ in case someone asks internet for advice of KSP.

>>91202983
WELCOME BACK SHILL
ELCOME BACK SHILLW
LCOME BACK SHILLWE
COME BACK SHILLWEL
OME BACK SHILLWELC
ME BACK SHILLWELCO

you're all a bunch of faggots, space is serious fucking business. KSP is cancer, you're cancer, SpaceX is cancer, ULA is cancer,

kill you're're'r salves and check skype

>>91205604
>SpaceX is cancer
spacex IS space travel

no one else is actively trying to build a space future

the rest are just repeating experimental tests from the past that took billions of dollars to achieve a small task
musk is gonna take thousands of dollars to achieve something gigantic more than others

who you gonna choose uneducated boy?


sincerely
a fighter of the mind

>>91205737
my book armor is stronger than yours

spacex is a government welfare program

soyuz is the only reliable form of spacetravel human beings will every accomplish

>>91205909
russian shill detected
Putin is fag

>>91205369
>can't difference between cancer and shill

>>91205909
>soyuz
could have been a glorious lunar vehicle if that faggot hadnt died under surgery

ASSEMBLE THE FUCKING CRAFT IN ORBIT LIKE A RATIONAL PERSON DONT DO THAT SILLY SHIT THE AMERICANS PULLED THAT ONLY WORKED BECAUSE THEY PUT 1.000.000 BILLION DOLLARS INTO IT

9R launch when?

>>91206885
tomorrow

>>91206885
>>91206918
Will we get to see the powered descent of the first stage onto the barge?

Some anon had it on a tracker, the ship is already on the move.

I will admit I'm excited to watch the spaceX rocket crush the moving, swaying ocean barge

>>91206327
yes because orbit is where you want to be sussing out bugs.

>>91206217
at some point they do become indistinguishable. Usually right around when Squad is releasing a new version. And they have a PR guy in charge now. What a weird coincidence.

>>91206206
Wish I'd saved the list of Russian space firsts. First to Venus, first semi-permanent station, etc. I'm an amerifag but I am also a realist.

>>91207062
>yes because orbit is where you want to be sussing out bugs


Aproach number 1: intelligently and ellegantly assemble a fine craft in orbit for multiple purposes...

aproach number 2 : HUUR DRUUR AMERICUNS NAMUMBEEER ONEEE JUST THROWEEER MORE MONEY AT IT

im sorry for my mind can't stop being superior it is a consequence of all the books i've read as a young boy, and alas, no matter how hard you try you cannot be in the same league at me, but would save us all a lot of embarassment if you just accepted your place as my inferior

>>91207062
>Wish I'd saved
nigga thatts information is one 5 second google search away

>>91202715
>attempt to tweet photo to elon musk and spacex
>accidentally forget the photo and just end up sending a tweet telling them how excited I am
h-hah
I hope elon-senpai notices me at least
It's not like I l-like him or a-anything

>>91207357
you attempted to tweet that photo?

>>91206217
But shills are cancer.

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>>91207469
I failed

>>91207062
One word: rubel
it means "worthless" in english

>>91207768
no it doesnt

>>91207661
there are different kinds of cancer

this is one of the worst cancer >>91207957

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>>91207745
It's ok anon, we can do it for you.

>>91208150
they want you to do it. lol rekt so hard m8 gonna bash your head ded next time kiddo

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>>91207957
snake
this isn't the time for a call
get back into the fight

i wan fuk an elon musk

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>>91208168
thanks buddy

>tfw no qt satch to defend grorious russia

>>91207290
there was a great list on /kspg/ that went into depth i haven't seen other places, really got a handle on the diversity and strength of the russian space program, ripped right through the american propaganda I've been fed my whole life

>>91207204
your impression of him is good but you're not him

>>91208416
new flag thx

>>91208436
impression of who? you will not confuse me with your pseudologic. it is not real . it is merely an imitation of superiors. You want to seem as if youve read the books that give might. but its objectively obvious you havent.
Please stop embarrasing yourself

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Did we every get any pictures of Artyom?

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>>91208382
Apparently Melon Usk is into SM or something.

Here he can be seen with someone who shits all over his hobby.

>>91207957
What'ssssssssssssssss up?

>>91208416
what is that female and where can i find to impregnate?

>>91208606
i only have nudes

>>91208606
Yes, and he looks even girlier than satchie
>>91208673
satchie
Her adress is:
Дворец Путина,
Геленджик,
Роccия

>>91208673
Deep in the motherland of soviet Russia.

>>91208917
>>91207957
Stop trying to make yourself into a meme.

>>91208606
just google "pure sex"

>>91208579
maybe you should try naming some of the books you've read, it might do more to "intimidate" me

or maybe you should just go fuckoff and read "the martian" by andy weir. It has lots of curses so you'll like it.

>>91208979
wait wait wait. is he cancer or a meme? or is he something in between?
inb4 le funny maymays are already cancer

>>91208873
pics for fapping?

>>91208416
Guess she's cold. :^)

>>91209009
HA, and double HA at you my dear inferior sir who in spite of being inferior reserves the respect that i give to you(cause im superior) and you dont give to me but you double should beacuse of my superiority.
Prepare your fragile mind for this concepts: the mamount of books readead by a superior is not listable, it is too much. I know that for a peasant reading 10 books is an achievement.
And in spite of what you may believe, foul language does not make literature that improves living.
My dear sir, it has been a pleasure humilliating you and winning all over your weak physique. You shall never again forget that mind is superior alwayts

>>91209039
He made one funny picture: he was holding the snake up against the screen with KSP running in the main menu and the snake looked fucking terrified.

>>91209246
I simply asked what books you've read.

I'm starting to get the impression you just claim you read books.

Also, whether you're actually him or pretending to be him, you're still a huge faggot.

>>91209645
you're now officially spamming. this will have ramifications

>>91209645
Not when KSP was looking back at it it wasn't.

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Dear mother of fuck, I just got the most amazing idea I've had in ages. I was wondering how to make a space craft that has enough fuel and power to make it to other planets, but is still sturdy enough to land on them without crashing into a million pieces. And then it hit me - I don't HAVE to. I could just make a massive space station with a shitton of fuel and kerbals that can reach other planets. You then dock dosins of little landers on it, that each hold a single kerbal, get to the planet of interest and launch the pods. Just orbit around the planet and launch a series of scientific orbital deep strikes. I shall call the maneuver Kerbahl Rehn. You don't even have to get the kerbals back, Just load up the station with enough to make them expendable.

I don't care how over the top, impractical and outright autistic it seems. I like 40k, for fucks' sake. Eventually I'm doing this. Don't care if it'll probably take 50 launches just to construct the bloody thing.

>>91209861
Yes.

>>91209246
Name 10 books you've read, faggot.
>magic school bus
>berenstain bears
>everybody poops
>goodnight moon

>>91210051
part count, motherfucker. Enjoy your slideshow

>>91210154
Well, fuck. Anyone got a NASA supercomputer I could borrow? I'm already an engineering student. If I major in rocket science, how long would it be until I'm high enough in the ESA ranks to use their shit to play KSP?

>>91210275
supercomputer wouldn't help. it's the game that's shitty

>>91210381
God damn it, it's Dwarf Fortress all over again. Again. This is the second time I've said this this week. At least DF is a pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-alpha game made by a dude who doesn't even know how to code properly. What's Squads' excuse?

>>91210275
what graphics does esa supercomputer have

>>91210476
>unity
>no hablo ingles
>Bac9's fault
>Love our community
>Visit curse for a great experience!

>>91210486
No idea, but I bet its' nVidia. Also, wouldn't the processor and ram be more important?

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fuck it i'm gunna play some KSP,
meet my Ion probe

I have actually never used these parts before, this is my second time in .90, so i dunno if this is enough for orbit.
8 extra LV45s should do the trick

>>91210842
nice flag faggot. don't spam your bullshit here.

>>91210476
>At least DF is a pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-alpha game
DF is in a kinda unique situation in terms of what it actually is, it's scope, and how its being developed.
you can't really compare it

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>>91210903
fuck you i'm gunna post the whole thing
that's not my flag i dunno why mine isn't there

holy shit did they make it easier to get to orbit now? second stage still has shitloads of fuel.

>>91210958
Yeah, I know, but I like saying "pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-alpha". As far as I'm concerned it's already a finished game that's just getting the occasional upgrade. Then again, I'm the sort of person who plays it 100% vanilla, so I am likely on the autism spectrum.

>>91210842
so kerbal
XD

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>>91211174
this is the payload, plan on taking it around eve or gilly.

i wasn't expecting to have this stage with me still, and I dont really want to leave that huge hulking first stage in space, or orbit, so i am gunna slow down, seperate so it de-orbits, and then make my escape burn.

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>>91211174
Nice crop.

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>>91211405
all set to go, first stage separated, 18 minutes to burn

>>91211431
poor bait

Does someone have a backup of 0.25 activetexturemanagement? I can only find the 0.90 version.

>>91211559
>>91211405
>>91211174
>>91210842
post picture of your screen pls. this resolution is funny

>>91211658
1366x768 here
is not funny

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>>91211559
>fins in space
not happy about that, but I'll use the fuel

>>91211658
what? these are all screens.

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>>91211798
Burn completed, gilly here i come.

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>>91211909
fuck the fins i don't wanna look at them anymore.
they shouldn't even have been here at this point

Did snekfucker get b&? ;_;

>>91211909
>>91211798
>>91211559
>>91211405
>>91211174
>>91210842
>>91212069
stop posting ksp

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>>91212069
the encounter is bad, i used a bit more fuel than i should have, doesn't matter, I still have way too much.

>>91212087
went to sleep didn't he?

>>91212098
okay

>>91211643
>no answers
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PLEASE RESPOND
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>>91212098
why? this is /kspg/ as in Kerbal Space Program General

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>>91212208
Fuck what do i need to go with to aerobrake around eve again?
it's like 50 or 60km right?

>>91212342
noep sorry

>>91212208
His posts are deleted.

>>91211643
I deleted my backups only a week ago anon. ;_;

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>>91212467
>His posts are deleted.
tru that, yeah probably then.
it happens from time to time


>>91212463
Gunna go with 64 because that's what it stopped on when i hit "x"

>>91212463
I think 70 is fine, if you don't mind doing a couple orbits. I like playing safe, and not having to fucking quickload.

What's actually new in 0.90? Are there any gameplay changing updates?

>>91212759
Kerbonauts now have skills, buildings are now upgradable, and contracts now aren't as shit.

>>91212759
some mods integrated, like the FinePrint contract mod which cripples the game when you quickload a finished contract save

>>91211643
PM the author, they should be able to send you a copy.

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>>91212640
if someone was actually this close to an ion thruster IRL, what would happen to them? they'd be all good right?

also it kinda annoys me it takes 5 standard solar panels to power an ion thruster at 100% and not lose charge without too much inefficiency. but 5 is a weird number, so i ran with 8 in the end, just for redundancy.

plus not all of them receive sunlight because it's all calculated from their bases. and half the craft is in shadow.

>>91212759
new parts, all OP.

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>>91212936
I...what?

I dont have any control of the craft, can't toggle RCS, cant toggle SAS, can't throttle up, action groups dont work, and i dont even have the option to enable the engine or toggle solar panels.

full electric charge.
what's the deal?

>>91212894
>>91212860
I know what's "new", but I don't know what they do. I don't want to update my game. I have a properly working RSS game.

What do those skills do?

>>91213102
warp you colossal fag

>>91213158
lol

>>91211643
>>91212342
>>91212927

how retarded are you all?
billies everywhere.

https://github.com/rbray89/ActiveTextureManagement/releases

LOOK:

https://github.com/rbray89/ActiveTextureManagement/releases/tag/3-5

>>91213158
fuck.

I restarted ksp, i'll be back in 666 hours when it loads

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>>91213473
>>91213102

got an encounter with gilly.

dunno if we have the TWR to land but i'm gunna try. we have RCS at the very least.

>>91213787
we didn't.

end of story.

>>91213473
do pushups while it loads, you'll be strong as fuck when 1.0 will come out

> implying it will

>>91213240
>how retarded are you all?

I forgot it was on GH. It's been a while since I last played.

>>91213787
stop spamming

>>91215837
>30 minutes ago

>>91215837
>posting KSP on KSP General
>STOP SPAMMING!
go back to your dinner of dicks, you flaming faggot

>>91215959
dude just stop
if you want to post ksp go to space engineer general or some shit

>>91216121
How can you type so much if your mouth is full of dicks?

>>91216121
thank you

that trash does not belong here

>>91216227
>says the squadshill
alrighty

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>>91216121
i might just stay up a bit later and post some more then.

>>91216227
hi max, get back to work

-the people paying your salary

>>91216340
>>91216265
not Max, I'm in Europe

>>91216340
Squad pays my salary

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>>91216297
not many screens in my current install, plenty in this old one though.

i think it's 0.22

>>91216403
>flying from europe to mexico just to suck a dick
wow, anon

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Mechjeb stock when?

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>>91216470
madness

>New thread
>No snake posted

Snakebro confirmed for eaten

>>91216628
>"one is even using mechjeb"
They must be mocking us. Real professional, SquEAd.

>>91216628
>NASA cheat parts
>MechJeb
>Kubunto

Literally /kspg/

>>91216674
He got b& and his posts are deleted ;_;

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>>91216674
he posted a shitload and it was all deleted, probably banned.

i've got the screens but it's nothing interesting.

>>91216674
He posted a few times and all his shit got deleted. B&

>>91216775
>>91216782
>>91216628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rFlkg7Vwq0

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>>91216902
0.24.2 eugenics program

>>91216996
>mech...jeb

Wait, did Squad put MechJeb as stock in Kedu?

>Your son/daughter comes home to say they learned how to fly rockets with KSP
>They say they used MechJeb

What do?

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>>91217056

>>91217226
No, they were just too incompetent to understand that you don't allow mods on educational software.

>>91217338
Wonder why I have a child, let alone one who is old enough to go to school, at 20.

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>>91217345

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>>91216996

>>91217338
Must be from his mothers side

>>91217441
Pretend it's when you're older and have a family/

What do you do in this situation? Where did you fail?

>Parent-teacher conference
>I'm sorry to inform you, but your child is a mechpleb

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>>91217516

>>91216628
>>91216996
>mechjeb
Those kids will not learn anything.

>>91216996
They're even going after the kids now?

Fucking Mexicans, they have no heart or soul.

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>>91217683
ehh im gunna go to sleep.

I might post more ksp later today

>>91216628
>using ksp for classwork
>using mechjeb

that's like using a calculator for your elementary school work

>>91217570
When I sent them to a school that teaches kids using decade+ old mexican video games.

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Hey /kspg/, do you know which low-pressure system is currently sort of wrecking Germany?

The wrath of our Lord is upon me

>>91217546
>having kids with a pleb
why

>>91217957
>Elon

It's called the wind of Freedom, as brought forth by our lord.

>>91217957
just imagine living in germany and being employed by ___ULA___

>>91217987
>not fucking hot stupid bitches
...nigga please

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>>91218308
UUUUULLLLAAAAAAAA

>>91218125
>Can't tusk the Musk

>>91218521
IN MUSK WE TRUST

>>91216996
>KerbalEDU is stock KSP
>Except with a mission editor
>And a design helper with info tools
>And recording data

What the fuck? Why is none of this stock in the normal version?

>>91217948
I don't understand what people see in mekpleb anyway.

Flying your own creations is the only fun thing left in KSP.

>>91218724
Can't add too many features at once, now can we?

>>91218397
>making kids with plebs

Gas yourself.

>>91218724
because you need to buy it :^)

http://www.kerbaledu.com/purchase

>$330 for 25 licences.

>>91219351
muhshekels.jpg

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what the fuck max

>>91218724
Wait, so KerbalEDU is more fun than KSP?

>>91219790

Yes it is

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>>91219769
what the actual fuck max

>>91208416
Damn she's hot.

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>>91219923
Why the suborbital fuck this isn't that stock?

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>>91219923
not gunna, lie I am mad

>>91219769
>>91219923
>>91220109
Maaaaaaaaaax

Get the fuck in here and explain

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>>91220109
this has BEEN SUGGESTED AND SHOT DOWN BY SQUAD

AND HERE IT FUCKING IS

>>91220034
Le different licence, pay 27 dollars (1 cheaper that normal KSP!) for it :^)

>>91219923
>>91220109
Someone needs to make a thread in the forums with all this.

Even the billies would want to have all this things

>>91219923
That thing better have an ascend path.

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>>91220304
SERIOUSLY

>>91220343
IT'S 17 DOLLARS FOR ONE LICENCE FOR SCHOOLS

THEY CHARGE POOR HOMESCHOOLED KIDS 27 THO

>>91220383
This. I want a Buritocaust.

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>>91220461
SA;DJUFBAELVB A9SBJV

>>91220651
Where are these images from?

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:^)

>KerbalEdu isn't made by Squad

AND SUDDENLY EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE

>>91221162
While that would make sense; who the hell is making it then?

>>91221162
My sides are in orbit.

This rage, I love it. BRAVO MAX

>>91221451
TeacherGaming

Protip:

Today is Friday which means Max will hold a live SquadCast on KSPTV.

Ask in chat and watch Max deny its existence live.

Bread

http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/106668-Stock-KSP-vs-Kerbal-Edu-aka-why-all-this-isn-t-stock?p=1658842#post1658842

>>91221162
it's made with squad, and a group called teachergaming.

>>91221556
>TeacherGaming

2 things Squead cannot into.

>>91221582
>Ask in chat and watch Max deny its existence live.

No fucking way.

This guy is the KerbalEDU lead dev:

https://twitter.com/MarkZeroKa

>>91218882
>not making kids at all

kek

>>91222042
>making more retards

pyp

>>91217948
>that's like using a calculator for your elementary school work
um, they actually do that in some schools
no wonder kids are so shit at math

>>91222286
Whose calculator can tell me what five plus seven is?
Change Battery?
Meh, close enough.

>>91222286
You're going to love Jewish Core then.

>>91222507
ARRRRRR MATEY

>>91222507
We need to call foul on this to Max.

>>91222507
>no chance of a reply
>locked down tight.

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>>91222507
>http://www.kerbaledu.com/
>Students master real-world physics and engineering skills as their understanding of STEM concepts blast off!
>MechJeb included

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>Email TeacherGaming about mod ideas
>They send you KSP source code

>minecraft sets the industry standard not us :^)

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>>91222507
That was fast

>le friendly moderator face

>>91222767
Is this something you did or is it just a joke.

So are the EDU features just a mod that could be transferred to the stock game as a mod?

>>91222845
>You know realize none of this will be on stock KSP because "is for KerbalEDU only"

mods confirmed for monidoring kspg

>>91222985
The problem is that Squad is trying to sneak this in without anyone noticing because they know people would not accept this.

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>>91222845
>made by another company

ummmm...

>Alex (aLeXmOrA): Progress with the KSP Edu system. We had a meeting to discuss and clarify doubts about the system and it’s final functionality. We’re now testing some features of the KSP Edu version of the game.

>Ted (Ted): Over the past week I’ve been busy with the QA Team testing some new additions to Tweakables and some excellent mini-features from Harv. We’ve also been testing out the Develop Branch as everything merges together, to ensure that it all plays nicely and we don’t get any issues from new features combating each other. So far, so good! Lastly, A few of us in the QA Team have been helping test out the Kerbal Edu feature that Alex and Marco have been working on.

>Alex (aLeXmOrA): Almost done with the KerbalEdu system in KSP website. There were some little issues that I have checked and fixed, but it’s going pretty good so far.

>Marco (Samsonart): We made the last few tweaks to the client part of the Edu system.

>Thread locked
>tfw title still visible during inactive forum

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>>91222507
>The EDU components are made by another company, just as MinecraftEDU components are not in stock Minecraft, KerbalEDU components are not in stock KSP.

I have nothing but rage right now.

>>91223151
>Squad taking credit for others work
>Surprised that this happens

>>91223151
that seems pretty conclusive that squad was working on -at the very least- part of it.

>>91223313
>MinecraftEDU components

Yes, because features that could, by some, be considered to be necessary for gameplay, are the same as the ability to write infodumps with a block, or place blocks to mark a boundary for your class.

>yfw TeacherGaming did it for free in the spirit of education
>Squad accepted it

>>91220034
But Telemachus already has this, doesn't it?

>>91222507
Post this on Reddit, aren't we trying to get them to hate Squad?

>>91223612
>stock

>>91223632
>implying reddit has kspg-level of hate
They wouldn't give a fuck.

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>>91221019
>for schools
>shows Dv insteam of fuel mass

>>91223632
Someone do it, I don't have a leddit account.

I don't want to create one

>>91223805
Goddamnit, hold on a second.

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>>91223918
Thank you based Anon

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>>91222845

I PMed the mod that locked it on your behalf. Probably won't do any good.

>>91223978
based Jade Rabbit

>message from ted
>"your 4chins is showing"
>reputation negative

typical

all i posted was
>I can't believe i am only just finding out about this now. why on earth isn't this stock? are we expected to buy a separate license for it?
>disgusting

>>91224104
>Reply is a ban

>>91223632
nah, reddit hasn't deluded themselves into thinking that ksp was ever supposed to be something more

Sal,

I dare you to post here with a tripname.

Or else you're a coward.

>>91224104
Don't worry about that, sent him a PM too saying the same thing more or less.

>>91224140
>skrit manfrat

>>91224261
it's ted that's here

Sal,

Are you aware that we are going to tell Max about what you did?

>>91224417
>satch pls

Well this is all pretty interesting.

So did Sal close that thread just because the OP is from KSPG or because of the actual content?

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>>91224104
i also am in the process of PMing him

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>mfw no EDUcation for /kspg/

http://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/2rvwgb/kerbaledu_featuresscreenshots/

Looks like Mirk made that thread.

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>>91222767
>>91222858

Badge/logo is real but the filename might be false though. I know it's from the American Recon Office.

>>91224543
no no, i dont think sal closed it for any reason other than he just asserts it's not our place to question it.

I got a "reputation warning" from ted and it said "your 4chins are showing" immediatly after i posted "disgusting"

>>91224543
Most likely both.

>>91224708
>it's not our place to question it

What kind of Statist reasoning is that?

Did they launch the fucking SpaceX yet?

>>91222858
i hope you have seen all the NASA mission posters.

there are some trippers that work there, i am fucking sure of it

>>91224841
Soon.

>>91224841
T-14 hours.

>>91224837
Most forum mods are on power trips to make up for a lack of achievements in real life.

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>>91222858
NROL badges are chuuni as fuck.

>>91224991
>>91224871
Are they testing the 'return to launchpad' feature or no?

>>91225167
I'd give her my Atlas V

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>that EDU bullshit
I want to get off Mr. Piña's wild ride.

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>>91225262
Barge actually, but yes.

>>91225262
Yes. Barge is on its way as we speak.

Won't return to launchpad, will land on barge in ocean.

Must prove it works before attempting ground landing.

>>91224842
>>91224696
>>91225167

I'm talking about the fucking greentext.

>>91225359
>>91225398
Great news, I thought I had missed it, because last I checked it was today.

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>>91225167
>Those pectorals

>>91225359
>Satch sends her /kspg/ wolves against Squad

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>>91225359
That was NROL-33 by the way.
>going full pokemon

>>91225468
They're called breasts.

>>91224696
>nothing is beyond our reach

Except, you know, all the cool shit in space we'll never get to.

>>91225167
>Caster is NRO's waifu
Not surprised in the least.

>>91225437
no anon.

we'd have better luck with squads cleaners

>>91224696
pretty spooky

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>>91225706
You have no idea.

I litterally dont know how to post on reddit.

i googled it and shit, fuck knows man.

i think i'm missing the window where the words go.

>>91225943
there's a huge fucking box between the post and the comments

>>91225706
What i don't like is that the octopus is getting its tentacles all over planet Earth instead of valiantly going off into the space frontier.

Not a good sign.

>>91210051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2V6a9-FUHM

>>91226071
>octopus reaching for russia/china

>>91225943
I can't even navigate that clusterfuck, let alone post on it.

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>>91226040
that's what i remember, but it aint there anymore

>>91226114
i swear to god if an irish man yells TAPPA DA MARNAN TA YA LADDE at me im coming for you.

>>91226423
The only thing worse that could happen at this point is Skeet Smegma saying this right after his usual introduction.

>>91226423
>yfw it's Macey Dead resurrected

http://time.com/3662005/snake-slithers-out-toilet/

>>91226114
Sheeeeit nigga that was hella cool.

>>91212087
At work :^)

>>91226295
oh nah, nevermind, i'm just permabanned from /r/kerbalspaceprogram

>>91223660
I mean why should we care? We've moaned about far more complicated things not being in stock.

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fuck he sure does talk a big game

>>91228117
yeah, and now we can moan about this too.

>>91228139
>Though it's very likely that Squad will upgrade to Unity5, which should do a lot to solve the loading issues at least

I am having a Deja Vu here, but i am sure i have been reading this multiple times in the last two years and it always means nothing.

>>91226748
>plumbing not us :^)

>>91228448
no, they actually did port to unity 4.
it's just, back then they said it would fix all the problems they are saying unity 5 is going to fix now.
so not a great track record

Max get your ass in here.

>>91228139
>shit is being developed as we speak
>we need more talented modders to steal their shit

Why did i even expect anything.

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>>91228717
B-BUT!

>>91228448
I think it's a safe bet they will upgrade to it. I mean, think of all the dicksucking they'll get for this minimal work of making sure it works in 5.

>>91228717
No, i mean it does nothing because is not unity itself, is Squad being shit at everything

>>91228139
>Principalia
Those are the people that preside over Billies' frolicking.

>>91228139
>so now the plan to save ksp goes as follows

>release superior kerbalEDU, but NOT to the public
>train children to use mechjeb
>hope those children know how to solve complex coding issues
>hope those children can understand n-body physics and code it into the game
>hope the game is "playable"

>>91228965
KerbalEDU is avariable for the public though.

>>91228828
What guarantee do we have that it's not going to get worse with Unity 5?

I mean this is Squiead we're talking after all.

Can i develop my own mod for KSP, start up a website and just start selling the entire game as a standalone too then?

>>91228801
What is graph?

>>91229082
through a third party, for more than KSP is by a fair margin.

>>91229340
No because KSP doesn't belong to you.

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Do you think we'll get semi-playable stock wheels with U5?

>>91229484
does it belong to kerbalEDU?

>>91229646
They have a contract with Squad.

>>91229646
>>91229340
https://kerbalspaceprogram.com/terms.php

Regardless of purchase date, your purchase of KSP does not entitle you to the following:

Other "Kerbal" titles, such as sequels, prequels or any other works based on KSP or any subset of the KSP IP, even those that integrate with the original KSP (but do not require it).

>>91229484
Seeing as they're Mexicans, couldn't someone in Russia, China or Eatern Europe just fix some of the major bugs and then upload the game and claim it's all just a mod.

It's not like Squad have the funds for a cross country law suit.

>>91229217
unity 5 will have jack-fucking shit effect on KSP.

For example, it would change how a built-in unity random number generator calculates a random number. Squads code simply asks for a random number, then no matter how that random number was calculated, it then proceeds to shit itself as usual for being a broken, unoptimised mess that would embarass even a toddler.

That, and the fact that they have no idea how to use the resources they are given (hence the minimal GPU usage, shittastic memory managment, and impressive CPU load), means that even if unity came witha buil-in n-body physics calculator, Squad would use it to display backround images by having the pixels weigthed (real time) to form the desired images, with them constanly adjusting to a flickering lightsource.

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>>91230046
>It's not like Squad have the funds

>>91229450
It's an irrelevant unlabeled graph pulled out of the ass to get hype, if the filename is to be belived.

Otherwise, it was used to show how superior the switch to unity 4.x would be.

>>91230046
yes we were talking about this last thread.

I host all the versions on mega.co.nz

>>91230339
Nah it's actually a comparison of what Unity 4 has built in, Bullet and what is intended for Unity 5.

>>91230173
Sometimes i just wish i could acquire the IP and hire people to work on it.

>>91229459
>through a third party

Nope, the own game web

>for more than KSP is by a fair margin.

Pretty sure 27 dollars is less that 28 euros stock KSP is

>>91230527
There you go:
http://www.codercorner.com/blog/?p=761

>>91230710
http://youtu.be/plwS86ddbf4

my sides

>>91231026
>cloth
>relevant to KSP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z23SvOwwyJ0

>>91217179
>americans
He's saying "McJeb".

Why not just make all parts physicsless?

[QUOTE=skrit manfrat]not going to stop me screencapping it and taking it completely out of context.[/QUOTE]

>>91232053
i think it worked well

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Just about to set myself into Mun orbit for the first time on my own, don't know why I ever used MechJeb when it's this easy.

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I'm starting a new career mode with Interstellar, should I install RemoteTech?

It seems cool, having to build antenna networks.
But it could also get tiring fast, I guess, having to set up networks for every moon you want to send some unmanned shit to.

>>91232053
is that you sal?
are you talking about this?
>>91228139

>>91232327
Mechjeb is not good at all at doing calculations anyway, anything beyond a simple hohmann transfer and it fucks up

It's still useful for automating simple shit you've done thousands of times like circularizing orbits

>>91232486
It's not like there's anything else to do in the game.

Max is going to notice this thread and deploy his shills soon. Be prepared.

>>91217338
beat him mercilessly

>>91217524
jesus fucking christ, that's the worst part of the whole thing

>>91217865
you must be new here

>>91220109
FUCKING JEWS

>>91220262
*crickets*

>>91221582
happening

>>91223151
so the money i paid for a product is being used to develop another product I am not allowed to use?

>>91221595
>le moevd to low-visibility KSPEdu forum faec :^)

>Stock KSP has tutorials
>Doesn't include EDU features

wat

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>>91232327
How long have you had this game? What the hell have you been doing if you haven't even been to the mun yet? Why did you install mechjeb before doing anything in the game? So many questions, so many stupid answers.

>>91232941
>I am not allowed to use?
you can use it.

you just have to buy it :^)

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>>91233218
>>91233286

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>>91233239
>Why did you install mechjeb before doing anything in the game?
BECAUSE SQUAD ENCOURAGE THAT

>>91233369
But still - why would tutorials not have extra helpful info?

How would someone who is stuck in tutorial know that EDU offers more hints, if the plan is to get them to buy it?

>>91233493
see>>91229860

>>91229860
>your purchase of KSP does not entitle you to the following:
>does not entitle you to the following:
>does not entitle you
>entitle
stop being so entitled you already got your money's worth out of it.

>>91233745
FUCKING JEWS

kerbalEDU torrent when?

>>91233239
Around 300 hours of gameplay, I've mostly been just building spaceships and having fun. Been to the mun before, but either with MechJeb or HyperEdit. Never been there on my own.

>>91233984
when i get paid and buy it next week

go to /r/ new on the subreddit. Guys shouldn't have called out the post specificially now they can delete claiming "boat vrigading"

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>>91234023

>>91234108
link

>>91234292
"You're having fun wrong!"

KSP newfag here, got it in the christmas sale, what are some mods for making career mode better?

>>91234503
sandbox

>>91234318
http://www.reddit.com/r/kerbalspaceprogram/new