Giant fucking rovers edition
Note: the general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, rather than purchasing it. The developer, Squad, is incompetent, extremely mismanaged, and is very resistant to all feedback or criticism. Furthermore, the game itself is poorly made, lacks a proper development team, and is in need of a serious physics and optimization overhaul, something that Squad is likely never to give it. In fact, we at /kspg/ believe that they are planning on abandoning development of the game altogether at some point within the next year. They do not deserve your shekels.
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>/kspg/'s mod list & FAQ – Horribly outdated
KSP is also on The Pirate Bay
>KSP mods and extra parts can be found in a number of places, with links scattered across the official forums.
>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials.
>Some useful calculators.
>Official (non-Reddit,) hugbox/forums.
>Hotkeys for operating your vessel that are never mentioned anywhere else.
>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
>List of IRL launches.
>View from the ISS:
>BARIS – You will not go to space today, THE GAME.
BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, Take On Mars, and planes (BRRRT,) are all also welcome ITT.
>tfw returning from a visit of Dres for the first time
wow that's a disappointing place, it was just a fly over but it was so lame
I don't have them unlocked yet, i'm playing with the science mode and some mods. Ferrem Areospace, the rocketry pack and deadly re-entry.
I have 4 ion drives under the command pod as a last resort, but i think i have enough fuel for my two nuke drives
All the data has been moved into the command pud, the experiments are just dead weight now, when i get bigger fairings i will either start using the lab or more realistically set the labs on the side and blast them when i've gotten the data
>tfw not enough struts
i sure do love over-engineered rockets !
>mfw 22 minute burn with nuke engines
makes me miss the days I had no idea what I was doing and struggled to land on the Mun with absurd things like this
Somebody here said it wouldn't work, that it was stupid!
They told me I lacked the Delta-V (implying i knew what that was before watching scott manley) to get home
To be fair, i didn't know what I was doing, I even folded up the solar panels in a vacuum!
But I launched my final tiny rocket, pointless batteries and all
They told me I'd be in orbit forever, trapped in space!
But it wasn't even close!
I'd fluked the perfect position for a take off, and straight into an easy kerbin orbit
As I plummeted to Kerbin rapidly, I was accused of cheating, using some kind of modded parts or altering the save file
apparently, it has a fuckton of lift
he's not even an orange suit
Luckily I didn't have deadly re-entry yet, this so wouldn't fly in current game, he'll i'd have the engine going full ball in this situation
And Safely floated to Kerbin
fugg wrong pic :^(
Ok, so what's the benefit in reseaching and using the 88-88 antenna besides aestethics?
Was this for maximum range before it was scrapped?
I mean, I use it mainly because
I spent points researching itand it looks somewhat cooler, but it's heavier, slower and requires a shitload more energy to transmit
Nice try Max
My first picture made in ohotshop. took me whole minutes.
None. Relays are scrapped. Install AntennaRange to get the scrapped behaviour.
no, I tried that long range tech thing, but getting the satellites working was just way too hard, is this a more simplified version of that?
because making and playing with the satellites is really cool
Putting together a list of shit that should be stock for http://pastebin.com/MuL2igV8
If we still had 0.18-Squad now, what would be part of the stock game?
List so far:
>Ferram Aerospace Research
>Deadly Reentry Continued
>Mk2 Cockpit Internals
>Kerbal Engineer Redux
>Navball docking alignment indicator
>Improved Chase Camera
b-b-but i'm playing it right now!
I just hope I don't run out of fuel, then i'd have to rely on RCS and then ion engines...
>ask who's making breakfast
>nobody's making breakfast
>make myself some breakfast
>eat it in front of them
Maybe if i weren't the only one who fucking cooked.
I just realised this was empty. I sure do love the Kessler Syndrome!
I just realise there was a lot of RCS fuel i could have used there, oh well.
i'm definitely home at least, time for some sweet science!
Antennas were supposed to have a max range and you were supposed to use relay satellites? Holy shit that sounds awesome! And this was scrapped for some reason? Not even delayed, just scrapped? I don't even...
There's an image of the three possibilities for relays that the community put together. Not even the billiest was used.
The antennae are placeholders, like everything else in the game so far. They may implement a game mechanic for it if they stay in business long enough to give up on career mode.
WE HAVE TO STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.
IT HAS CRASHED 8 FUCKING TIMES
IT CRASHED AGAIN JUST AFTER I TOOK THIS BEFORE I RECOVERED THE VESSEL
Someone's gonna be pretty angry at my newest design for an Eve rover transporter
Still got 600 science out of it, i'm done for the night, got an interview tomorrow and have a 4 hour drive to get there
But can it fly to the mun?
>1.2km/s left of delta-v
I had the same when I got into orbit, so you'll probably get stuck in mun orbit too
Good luck though
Can yours take stuff into orbit? I have a 5m cargo bay, but I haven't tested how many tonnes it can lift though
Excuse the old design, this is from an older version
The 3 2m Crewtanks can be replaced with a 6m cargo tank, also the reason it is so back heavy is to counteract the arial instability if the crewtanks are emptu
Done with bleeding of speed, gonna land this shit
>attempt a debris removal mission
>forgot to install rcs
Doing this with just the main engine was
this is actually vtol lander.
there is one engine on the back, used for orbital maneuvers. four engines on the sides are used during landings. of ourse these are not perfectly aligned with center of mass so i use throttle controlled avionics mods to ballance their thrust.
>yesterday was 44 years ago
>tfw getting older
Nigga's be stealin' my ship designs
>no materials bay
-Career mode sunshine
>taking the goo canisters back with you, waste of mass
-Transmitting data. Ever. Why?
>actually using a ladder on the mun
-Never been to the Mun before, didn't know if I needed it, didn't want to look at wiki to see if I did. Also it provided me shots like this.
Thanks anon, however I just sorta got lucky with my landing site.
All of this is the reason I left the data on the ship.
guys can i get some help.
i have KSP on steam and i was able to allways play it normaly. but now that i have returned after 2 months to play it a bit more i found out that the last update rpetty much fucked up entire game. it lags abnormally and crashes a lot
Why are you keep doing threads even if you don't play or like the game anymore?
Just let it go..
The Mun glows white in the low res starlight
Not a Kerbal to be seen
A game of no expectations
And future content is a dream
Maxmaps is laughing with the rest of lazy Squad
Goddamn them all, getting away with fraud
Just shitpost now, install some mods
Make this the game it was always meant to be
Billies, fuck off, dont pay them now
They have enough!
Let it DIEE
Let it DIEE
I dont play this game anymore
Let it DIEE
Let it DIEE
This thread is all done for
Here I am, and I dont want to stay
Let this general die
Resources will never come out anyway
Anyone else find it hilarious that generals are popping up on /v/ and being allowed to stay there? There has been a thread for the next WoW expansion constantly up for a few days now, there has been a TES thread up intermittently as well.
fresh crop of billy-isms
"While you're right that it's not a "source", you're dead wrong about Squad not updating anything. They are the most communicative developers anywhere. They give constant updates on their progress over the development; they've told the community multiple times their plans for 1.0. So, the citation needed is almost irrelevant."
>They are the most communicative developers anywhere.
You should show that poor deluded person how much other indie devs interact with their communities. How much and how often they actually update compared to Squad.
a good example at communitative developers is factorio, they make weekly "devnotes" and tell interesting progress on the development of their game. Not just "We got a secret we can't talk about :^)"
I had a dream where I was drunk at a concert and took a piss in a strange bathroom.As I started peeing it felt warm so I looked down to see if my dick was caught in my pants or something. No obstructions so continued to release the sweet stream and ignored the feeling. I woke up to my pants, shirt, and mattress absolutely drenched in piss. How do I clean this shit. I have a memory foam mattress.
One a while back I was in my house and the lights went off and wouldn't turn back on and I was like "This shit's going to get 2spooky, fuck this" and went to go take a piss
The moment I started taking a piss I immediately woke up and stopped pissing and went to the bathroom
After inspecting it and finding nothing more than a small spot, in my half-asleep state I was still wondering whether or not I had actually pissed myself for a good while after that
>start a wildfire
>ruin max's week
How is that going to happen?
This. You were funny at first since you were kinda pointing out legitimate flaws (in a terrible way but still), now you're just scraping the bottom of the barrel with god awful very obvious troll posts.
college grades don't matter, but getting caught cheating does.
I don't know, every two or three days someone makes a new thread, about 30 ksp shots are posted with no responses, a few billies show up and ask some questions, and the rest of the time we spend tearing our hair out over stupid bullshit even harv doesn't think about and fighting off max's blatant attempts at pretending to be a real person
fuck i need to go do something else
I wonder how well remotetech and karbonite will play with kmp.
I thought about adding those two mods + b9 to the server but like >>80224786 said it is just easier if everyone just ran stock. Then again I think kmp just doesnt load the ship on the client if the ship contains parts that the client doesnt have.
>fresh install of KSP
>loads of new mods updated since the last time
>lots of exciting new parts
>build a gigantic plane that falls to pieces on the runway and explodes
This rendezvous shit is a lot easier in ksp
So far I've put onto a fresh install:
Kerbal Alarm Clock
Modular Kolonisation System
Kerbal Attachment System
Stock Drag Fix
Modular Rocket Systems Parts Pack
>added insanely overpowered parts
>added asteroids that most people dont fucking bother with because they do nothing
>added a few neat ui features that could've been added in any update
>set back development time of an actual update by months
DR works by making circular heatshield parts with a resource called Ablativeshielding that decreases when you use the heatshield, or making specific parts that appear to already have heatshields, like the mk2 and mk3 fuselages and 1 man capsule, be heatshields themselves
Beyond that, though, if you're making an SSTO that uses 1m parts and want to shield them, you'll have to fuck with the textures/config yourself
i'm just waiting for him to make a misstep and cross the billies, they'll have their minds blown when they see what a two-timing lying piece of shit he is.
meanwhile, still seeing "as revealed by maxmaps" on everything. Fuel on the fire.
so do i have to point the heatshield in the direction i am falling into the atmosphere like in real life or is it just a number based on how many heatshields i have that applies to the entire ship?
>getting mad at the PR guy for being a PR guy
I'm not mad at you for being a PR guy (which you clearly suck at and should go back to scamming the elderly), I'm mad at you for thinking you can be a producer with a little elbow grease (which you're covered in you filthy mexican)
it was more like how a random guy from the next town that got burned down by his employers that had your money in it came up to you saying he needs more money to repaint the safe they are holding your money in, and then get all up and mighty and denies it when you bring up th the fact that the safe burned to the fucking ground along with teh town by his associates and you want your money back on top of an explanation for both the fire, and the alleged repainting.
So, did i win the tortured metaphore of the week yer?
To be fair, you had to keep asking him for a fucking year about a simple feature till he replied the copypasta 'too hard for our retarded audience'.
So either he did a shitty job as a messenger or Squad is a full year late in they 'road plan'
which if he will never show us because it doesn't existand thats why it takes a full year for a fucking 'we scrapped it because fuck you'.
>HAHA! TIME FOR BLOGPOST
I really need some sort of fairings that dont encapsule the mothership
Do you want to see the staging or just whats under it?
yeah but somehow interstage fairings are borked for me.
I dont know why.
They just dont work / decouple/ stay in place etc.
That'd be procedural fairings.
Its a really great mod, especially for oversized cargo.
Much better than the KW rocketry fairings.
We've arrived on minimus.
Rendevouz with mothership and burning up in the atmo because muh deadly reentry soon™
cmon man, minimus is tiny but not that tiny :D
kerbin seems to be really small when viewed from minimus though
I'm still angry at anyone without the will and drive to play RO. Pic related, my Saturn V lookalike, with a little more kick added to it - the Enceladus II. Made for a friend, since we realized that an actual saturn V replica can only be flown to orbit with a perfect ascent profile, i.e. mechpleb, which is absolutely hullo.
some muslim cop was leaning on and put his foot the stone square they worship
someone took a picture
arabs got mad
someone animated it to make it look like he was scraping his foot
post picture when dunecoons are near to piss them off
silly goym, we can balance career than make a major gameplay feature, than add contracts, rebalance everything and then add another basic feature! It's MEXICO!
if letters were different we could have something like this
>get a trip get a trip
>eta trip get a trip
>tat rip get a trip
>a trip get a trip
>trip get a trip
>rip get a trip
>IP get a trip
>pget a trip
>get a trip
>log into fagbook
>see a cute girl with his bf
<realize im lonely and posting in this thread
is it really vote brigading though?
inb4 "you deserve it" -- i know i do. linking here was a mistake. whatever anon tattled on me is a huge douche and a squad apologist though
You can also like furry due to the nonhuman taboo aspect of it, probably the cute part of it too
That's what got me into it
I'm guessing that those who get into it because of autism tend to stay with the anthro pleb garbage, while those who get into it because qt nonhuman tend to end up finding out just how deep the rabbit hole goes
The rabbit hole is a complex thing, actually
Once you get to what is more or less the bottom of the furry one, you start to branch off and fap to other stuff as well
Over time you'll start liking things not just because qt nonhuman, but eventually also because dicks, animal dicks, unrealistically large dicks, etc, leading you to go down different "rabbit holes", /d/ickgirls being one of them
Eventually you'll get tired of the bottom of those rabbit holes and start working your way back to the top and back to the bottom and everything in-between, fapping to just about everything there is, within whatever absolute limits you may have, which as anon may find out is probably a lot further than he thinks they are
this is fucking awesome, thank you for this link
okay... and if this is just how and think and type I'm just anathema? I'm peacing because I want to smoke some weed and relax and I know if I'm posting here while doing it you're gonna lose your shit through that looseness
I don't even know what the fuck you're trying to say
Maybe you should go to /b/ with the rest of the children that learned grammar via texting, or just shut up and lurk until you get it
go read c0da
or try to find a translation because Kirkbride doesnt come up with lore unless he's on no fewer than 9 drugs
Not entirely true.
I've been as deep down the rabbit hole as i can go, but instead of falling through the bottom into an underground cavern full of inflation fetishes and guro, i fell through that cavern immediately and lost interest in lower quality items.
So i kept on finding higher and higher quality porn of the kinds i already liked, and deleting what i now deemed to be "garbage" until only extremely high quality shit was left.
I kept digging for gold, and eventually hit the jackpot.
Broke through to the mantel, if you will.
At current, it's like i have a stream of professional japanese artists risking their freedom to bring me the highest quality porn i can possibly acquire, and i no longer feel a need to get higher quality goods.
You know that one really really really rare piece that falls through the cracks into the regular portions of the internet for you to find on /h/ one day?
I found the source of them.
I'm pretty sure i'd have to be actually japanese and living in japan my whole life to find anything better.
The core, i guess you'd say.
>Not using hills as motherfucking ramps to orbit
As fucking if.
It's a quiet, private little corner, tucked away from prying eyes and horsefuckers.
Everything goes to shit the instant some faggot like you finds it and tells fucking everyone.
The best you can hope for is that i dump my collection one day, besides the odd one or two images on /h/ out of courtesy.
Have you found out where the furry japs are?
>deleted fucking everything
>the source of quality
Dis nigga srs.
There is fur there, yes.
It's much less common, but it's there.
I know they're there, I've seen a few "slip through the cracks", as you've said
Do you have more?
Also, exactly what harm is there in letting others know where the good stuff is? I know there's probably a reason, but as far as I can tell as long as the artists keep making the stuff they make everything should be fine
Several reasons. For example, if everyone knows where the good shit is, then it's posted everywhere and nobody but newfags and underageb& care anymore And if everyone knows, then the source gets shit up with horrible paheal-tier submissions
If the "good shit" becomes the norm, then that'd only make even better porn come into existence to fill the void, would it not? And going to booru-like sites is stupid anyway, go directly to the artist's blog or whatever they have
ROfag here, r8 my planned mission to mars. Yes it's a flying saucer.
I feel i should mention that it also hosts zone flashes and items from other popular authors, including shit which would normally be taken down by the author in days if not hours.
Shit you'd have to pay for.
Tell us how you came to find of the site
No need for specifics, just something
Did you have to learn Japanese and go on 2chan for a year and join a sacred waifu cult and perform a blood sacrifice of a filthy gaijin to find it, or did you just look around really, really fucking hard?
Then how about one of the middle letters?
One letter somewhere in the middle of the name.
What the fuck could you gain from that.
Thousands, literally hundreds of thousands of porn sites to sift through with that letter in there somewhere.
>taka fucking tony
>l33t underground deepweb
>that one really really really rare piece that falls through the cracks into the regular portions of the internet
Loving Every Laugh.
>lie on back
>look at ceiling
>spider was descending
>went back up and messed with the spider on the ceiling for a split second before falling again, this time rather close to my laptop
>went to the bathroom and took a piece of toilet paper and grabbed it out of the air
Bitch ass nigga was losing anyway
>spider going from the ceiling down to laptop
what the fuck this has happened to me 3 times
now imagine an animal half spider half cat that descends from the ceiling and sits on your laptop all the time
if you wanted the uncensored version all you had to do was ask
I wish some major game was made by someone who disliked Reddit to the point that they didn't allow their employees to do amas there
it annoys me how people think Reddit is a decent community
Can someone tell me what I'm missing here. No matter what I try, these boosters always, every launch, fall into the central tanks after they're decoupled.
I've tried every different decoupler, I've moved the tanks up and down the decoupler, I've moved the booster + decouplers up and down the craft, I've tried seperatrons in every configuration I can think of. Even with 4 seperatrons near the top of the boosters all firing inwards the boosters still collapse inwards when seperated.
For reference I'm using FAR.
they failed several times to force their SJW agenda on 4chan.
Why is Gilly such a shit moon, guys? Tried landing there today, had to accelerate towards the rock in order to land. When I did land, my ship bounced away and it took my kerbal like 3 minutes to get back in
No luck. Activating the chutes as they're separated had no effect. I tried even activating the chutes two seconds before separation and the damn things still slammed into the ship, stripping half the fins and the engine off.
I'm just gonna put it aside for now and maybe come back to it in a few hours to redesign the whole thing from the start.
So, i have taken off and landed without blowing up
how to i get back in the craft now?
Oh, didn't know that
I already built a ship that rolls to do it
>play around for a bit
>notice that modifier key is not working for me
>it's supposed to be right shift on linux because alt is usually reserved by the system
>check config file
>change primary MODIFIER_KEY from LeftAlt to RightShift
>change secondary MODIFIER_KEY from RightAlt to none
>modifier key works but all textures look like absolute shit now
>check graphics settings
>game gets stuck
>have to terminate the process
>check config file again
>it shat itself because I put "none" instead of "None" in there
>tfw out of fuel in orbit around the sun with only ion drives
AND YOU GUYS SAID ION DRIVES WERE USELESS!
>tfw you are about to remove the last piece of debris from Kerbin orbit