Welcome to /mk8g/ - I want to go home edtion
Here you can discuss the Mario Kart series (other Mario spin-off games discussion welcome) and hook up with some buds to play with.
>Misc. Community codes
MK8 Main: 1568-8287-3602
MK8 Shrooms: 3196-5711-9322
MK8 Battle: 5141-9112-8554
MK7 (ask in thread): 07-0695-1617-1935
Golfan with MK8G (Turns): 06-3393-7220-3806
/mk8g/ Golfan tourney #1: 14-9035-3715-6414
Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/ySgN8V4q
General info - http://www.mariowiki.com/Mario_Kart_8
Stats - http://bin.smwcentral.net/u/5196/mk8stats.html
World Records - http://mkwrs.com/mk8/
Nono's Screenshot repo & requests - http://ateliernono.imgur.com/
DLC has been teased.
Pack 1 due in November, pack 2 due in May 2015.
Full deets are here
>Why are we on /vg/???
During the week we hang out here, please do NOT make threads on /v/ unless it is the weekend, we don't need the mods and janitors breathing down our necks.
>FAQ: How do I play?!
-Search by Code
-Insert code from OP image
>How can I get my screenshot/drawing used?
Simple, just post your cool or action packed screen shot in the threads and maybe yours will be chosen!
For drawings, just post them in the Miiverse page for /v/eekend.
Do NOT respond to shitposters, FILTER troublesome namefags, do NOT feed them.
>Today's pro tip
Stay on topic Discuss the games. Ignore shitposters. This can not be emphasized more.
Taro here, just came to say that I'm sad to miss out on the Koopa lobby that's happening. Sis needs the Wii U today since she has a guest over - and once Waifu Warrirors hits Europe, I'll miss you guys as well ;-;
Results of research, shitposting edition: Female Mii gender probabilities
100% - Melissa
99% - Nikki
80% - Phoebe
80% - Nono
50% - Meteoris
20% - Kitty
0% - Alice
0% - Nip Loli
0% - Dogstalker
0% - Kate
0% - Maebbie
There were two misunderstandings that caused people to incorrectly believe Phoebe was male. Both were less convincing than my own findings. She would be on the confirmed list but I had to make a small jump to get to the person I believe she is and I couldn't completely confirm it. If I had slightly more accurate geo data for her she would be on confirmed, assuming it lined up.
>decide to play since I didn't get on yesterday
>only to find everyone using the most boring motherfucker in the game
Nope, but it's more fun if you join the forces.
>There are people ITT right now who might know where you live
>You receive a letter from this anon.
Think about something that they can't hide at all and that everyone has to see.
WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A FUCKING BANANA INSIDE THE FIRST TURN OF SUNSHINE AIRPORT
>changed my steam info box to call out any possible lurkers
>banana behind the coin between the two wheels of the plane
>banana on the baggage belt
>banana just on the wing of the plane
nintendo cares about the 3ds+ wiiu not about mario kart specifically
their schedule is basically perfect to transition between hype for various games
it just isnt always mario kart
>That's not what I said at all, but if that's what you want to hear
>Does your dumbass actually expect people to talk STRICTLY about Mario Kart?
How is alice MK related? How is Doxxing MK related.
How is husbando polls MK related.
>Stay on topic Discuss the games. Ignore shitposters. This can not be emphasized more.
Yeah I figured I"d have to explain myself.
quoted the wrong post btw. No one in any thread anywhere stays 100% on topic at all times, offtopic shit comes and goes, making a big deal of it is the real problem.
Instead of going OOOOOHHH MY GOD GUYS THATS NOOOT MARIO KART, just let them be if it's mildly annoying at best like husbando polls, literally nothing off you to keep scrolling.
Other times people are just interested in what's going on and make a comment on it.
That said, all this Alice shit is an actual cancer.
It's not just that. We have transcended the shitposting, circlejerking, and cancer that we were, and BECOME cancer incarnate.
We have reached the pinnacle of cancer. Years from now, scholars will mark this thread, created on this day, as the greatest piece of faggotry even created, or even conceived.
We have become the perfect and final incarnation of cancer. It is over.
It is finally all over.
A regular from Animal Crossing general who dedicated his game to having a town full of cats, then proceeded to do nothing but shitpost about how he had the perfect town
He also made animal crossing general threads on /soc/ and posted pictures of himself on it because he was that much of an attention whores
>Whining constantly about it?
Report, shun shitposters.
As bad as it sounds, whining did accomplish:
Skullgirls leaving for good
Stopping Nono waifuing
Stopped Nono tripfagging
Dogstalker stopped playing because people couldn't take his bad connection andbeing an ass about it.
Niploli being shunned for circlejerking and teamfagging.
Husbando polls diying for sometime.
It's not the best solution, i'll admit that.
I didn't know that
I left when he was around and went back there a few weeks ago and found out that he literally stopped posting a few days before my return. Who knew somebody could shitpost for so long?
my reasoning is different, unfortunately.
i think the people who are here to play video games come and go with what video game they're playing. so they'll move to smash.
the people here for circlejerking already have a cozy home here full of their e-friends, and with all the actual players gone no one will even complain about their shitposting.
these threads will go downhill, and fast.
i hope you are right and i am wrong, though.
less arguing, and more cute stuff.
is she higher than you on the leaderboards? statistically that is likely the case. so she plays more mk8 than you.
check the points, mate. she plays more than the majority of the people here.
>people who have played mk8 more this week than alice
phil, oscar, izz, ryan, and adam
>people who have posted in thread this week more than alice
literally everyone ITT
sounds to me like people should actually try to be more like alice
Gonna call the faggot who made the /v/eekend thread with the bear in the OP will make another one this weekend, too.
Jesus Christ, guys, pull your shit together. This is about videogames.
It's because I'm not playing today, isn't it?
She plays even more than most people think too because shes below average and gets less points than good players in my experience playing with her. Active players should be encouraged to stay, especially newcomers.
What kind of noise does a Koopa make anyhow?
>implying I said that about Alice
>Having a life? kek
I don't approve of people who make a fuss about Alice or even bringing her up with the intention of starting shit.
But calling out people because they don't play enough is outright stupid.
That's an intriguing question, anon.
Sadly, I have absolutely no idea, other than sound distortion/magic.
Canonically they probably sound like Koopas though, I doubt there is anything they could compare to, other than similar species.
or just read the thread
plenty of anons are arguing that alice is an attention whore that doesn't even play the game. i was refuting that. sorry if you all sound alike, but you all really do. probably because there are only 4 of you.
so yeah, while i wouldn't bring it up normally, i'd respond with playtime if people argue lies.
Whatever it is you are planning... stahp it right now
Would you tell a rollercoaster to stop midride?
It will stop when it's over.
Thank you for the offer, but I cannot let you get banned
I have found my own set.
Reminder that the golf tournament ends tomorrow. Approx 20 hours left or so.
No thanks needed, it is just my time to go.
Fuck you, I'm out for tonight
I've seen that Subway thing enough times to not care
Loadout screen doesn't do it justice. This combo is SEXY
I suppose I should continue summoning the ungracious one.
Steel hubcaps with gold tires would be the shit
I don't know why I tried any of that.
Time for suicide.
My phone can't into .gif, please understand.
I'm still surprised you passed me doe
daisy is pretty cool
i didn't know mr. scooty was common with her weight class, though.
I'm ssd I saved only saved the Dolphin Shoals sad Cheep Cheep Beach games
I only play in the /v/ lobby so no clue
Getting drenched is always a good thing
Aaaand done. Let's do this again sometime?
>European, Australian, and Asian times
>mattering on an American imageboard
Sounds like you're just starting out, then.
I might play; if things get a little out of hand, I'm just going to Golf and maybe attempt Bone-Dry TTs.
I always take the weekend off from karting.
Have you purchased the DLC yet? It's quite cheap!
Oy Vey! These deals are spicy!
Goy like you wouldn't know I meant the other DLC, but it's ok you can upgrade today for a small fee!
Look at all these shekels! Someone has made a purchase!
>Everyone pulls triple reds as soon as we get to 3rd lap
The one fucking time I have free time my classmates decide, to be dumbasses and not do shit. See you tomorrow.
candy I'm coming
y-you can bully me as much as you want
Sorry Panchito, I'm not like that.
W-well if you intend to pretend to be a Hex Maniac I find it hard to resist.
I never play competetive games like this online because I know I'll get my shit stomped.
i dont care if its circlejerking im protecting muh mayor
>this was the first screenshot OP image we had
oh how time flies
It might just be a 1v1 from the looks of it.
wanted to stop by and play a few races b4 bed (I can't let kartin die!)
good night mk8g.
BTW, I know that some Guy earlier wanted a few videos of mine to be made into Webm's, so I'm gonna post a few of them on here for you after We're done racing, if you don't mind making them into Webm's