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Hey there, welcome to /mk8g/ - Mushroom Madness Edition!

Here you can discuss the Mario Kart series (other kart game discussion welcome) and hook up with some buds to play with. We all coolcats here so drop your NNID and you will be sure to get a few adds.

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>Why are we on /vg/???
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>FAQ: How do I play?!
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>Today's pro tip
The Piranha Plant can eat Bloopers! not only that, he will also take a chomp at Lakitu if he is flying around near you!
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first for cute shy guys
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>Tfw I like bikes in real life
>Use yoshi and sports bike online
>Everyone is using bikes now with Nintendo's lightning
>Feel like a faggot

I-ijust wanted to use what I liked. ;_;
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Third for Princess
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First for kawaii
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Alright, I think that's enough for me for awhile. All this Space Peach is just too much for one baby to handle.
Not to mention those setups: Sport Bike with Rollers, Gold Standard with Slicks, Circuit Special with Slims. Not toning it down one bit, I see.
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>>73716541
Personally I see more karts online than bikes, especially sport bikes

Keep doing what you like, anon

I love sport bike too
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what's the best way to be able to beat Veech?
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>>73717054
I use Yoshi, Metal tires, and MKTV parafoil.

I swear I'm the only one that uses metal tires.
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>>73717192

By driving past him
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>>73717046
Sounds boring, I'd gone out too. I love it when the lobby has all different characters or very close to it
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>>73717210

he's impossible to beat I swear to god
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>>73717367
Last I saw Veech he was constantly in the last few places. No one wins every single time
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>>73717196
I've used Gold/Metal tires, but only in very specific instances. I used Metal tires for awhile with Daisy, because I had an extra 0.25 acceleration that was going to waste and the extra weight was handy for the lighter character. And of course, Gold tires on Metal Mario for the max weight.

Beyond that, Slim tires have the same speed and better acceleration, and give decent handling/traction by themselves. I doubt you'll see many Metal tires used by many people because of it.

P.S. Yoshi, Yoshi Bike, Sponge/Wood/Cushion tires, and a Cloud Glider should work well for a Yoshi inside drift bike.
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>>73717367

I'm sure you are, Veech, I'm sure you are
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>>73717446
he's a pretty consistent winner, unless he gets jew'd out by the game or something, he's unbeatable 1v1 though
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>>73717446
Must have been that guy who copied his mii
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Ok the usual from me, anyone interested in some teams tonight?
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>>73717556

wut? i'm kaya
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>>73717579

Funny, because I'm with him in a room of 3 and he's been last all 3 matches we've been in. And he hasn't even been close to beating either of us.
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>>73717769
Must be that ''guy who copied his Mii''

Ivo is my favorite
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>>73717736
This feels weird.

Why is someone impersonating me?
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>>73717769
err, he won the last two dude?

i just left the room tho
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>>73717529
>Yoshi, Yoshi Bike, Sponge/Wood/Cushion tires, and a Cloud Glider should work well for a Yoshi inside drift bike.

Eh, I'm pretty set in my ways with the current combo I use.
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>>73717192
Drive the course faster.
Use items better.

Isn't he on right now? I seem to recall his name in the three-Rosalina room I was recently in. I almost got first in both Mario Stadium and Wario Stadium, only to be screwed at the end due to multiple reds, so it's certainly possible. I was Baby Daisy, so top speed was hardly a factor.

Or maybe I'm thinking of a different person.
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Anybody racing? Would come online in a few.
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>>73717852
but... i'm kaya man wtf
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>>73717971
That's cool, enjoy your setup. No reason to feel bad for using Yoshi on a bike; most of the annoyance is with having so many Rosalinas, not with bikes themselves.
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>>73718106
I could hop in again, kind of bored
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Adam here

yeah Veech just won the last won, whoever the buttmad faggot is, i'm guessing amatosk, just grow up dude, it's a game
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>Go into Item Box
>Look on WiiU pad
>Looking for Veech
>Look back up
>Fallen off the track
>Get put in front of Thwomp, with Veech approaching
>Crazy 8
>Throw bomb at Thwomp
>It bounces back right towards me
>Use Star to trigger, as well as avoid the explosion
>Explosion hits Veech
>Fly away with Star and Shroom

Sasuga Veech, your skills are tremendous. I bow before your almighty ability
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>>73718106
I was a bit ago, but left due to all the Rosalinas in the room.
I mean, literally four in a six person room. It was getting annoying.

I suppose I could come back if someone wants another player, though.
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>>73718315
Nice impersonation Mr. last place
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>>73718336
The only way to end the spacegirl domination is to bring them down one by one.
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>>73718315
one*

fuck i'm drunk

he won again btw, bullet bill at the end
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>>73718579
>bullet bill at the end

That would imply he's in a bad position at some point, which Veech never is. He's too skilled for that.
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>>73718336
>>73718253
Seems better now. Join in!
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Sorry Veech, didn't meen to fire the red backwards.
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>>73718831
Yeah I'm already there

Veech stop trolling you sillypants
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>>73718819
>>73718579
>>73718315
>>73717921
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Veech just sent me a PM, apparently someone sent him screenshots of all the shit people were saying and he's thinking of quitting, just because he doesn't understand why all the hate. I told him it's basically because a vocal minority are pissed because they kept losing to him, but he's still a bit taken aback, so yeah I think he's left the /v/ server.

Congrats guys, you kicked a cool guy from our game because he won a few too many times, hope you're all proud.
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>>73718173
>mfw she says SEE YA on a bike with slicks
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>>73719627

Glad to see you put capitalisation into your message this time, Veech
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>>73719693
gud1

if you're not a newfaggot to these threads you'll know Veech stopped posting weeks ago, he left his twitter so why don't you contact him there, if you're not a pussy who just wants to talk shit to me instead.

Try and guess who I am? I came third in the last race, there's a clue
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>>73719627
>>73718579
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>get stuck in Plantslideydoos shortcut fence
>keep falling off track
At least I'm having fun laughing at myself
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>>73719627
>>73719093
>hating on someone playing Lakitu because they beat you in a race
If someone can't beat a person with half their top speed, then they need to git gud, not start whining like a bunch of little babies.
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>>73720174

Except Veech was always in the bottom 2 or 3 positions in the races he was in, depending on room size. He was never first, or close to it.
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I want to bully that jap wahh
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Jesus that Turnpike was even more chaotic than usually
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>>73720242
well that's just flat out bullshit because I raced with him a few times and he won most, he came last in one, he had a stalled start at sunshine airport iirc

i can see why he doesn't like racing with us anymore
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>>73719627
i dont' want any part of this for the record, i don't know veech really, but he's not an issue to race him, it's just a few scumbags stirring shit
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>>73721618

>losing to veech
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I hope i'm not teleporting for anyone still..
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>>73722285
In Turnpike you weren't at all, then it all went to hell again
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>>73722285
You were teleporting like hell in Moo Moo for me at least.
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>>73722285
Teleporting around in Music Park for me.
Also, fuck the green shells in that one.
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FUCKING FATASS MUSIC NOTES
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>>73722798
They're cute
:3
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>>73722798
Sounds like someone got beat.
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>>73722765
>mfw spamming triple green backwards
Oh yeah

Erik your dong is expanding a lot, thank's for the red shell bump
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>disconnected in middle of race
Thanks, Nintendo.
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What if I told you I was a grill
but then the game wouldn't be fun anymore.
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>>73723672
We are all little girls here, anon
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>flynn
bye 1st
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>>73723672
Then I would not care and hit you with a green shell anyways.
If playing with /v/ has taught me anything, it is fuck working with anyone else except specific people where it's okay.
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>>73724154
Working together is for teams. Unless you're taking down some fatties or babbies, whichever side you're on
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>>73724439
or anti-grav sections
or drafting

>get in a race with someone willing to draft back and forth with you
>everyone else is irrelevant in the match
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>>73724939
Ah that's true
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>Flynn joins
>lag lag lag
>impending disconnection
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>>73725330
My item wheel is taking years to give me anything at least
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>>73724439

>Two people with triple shrooms
>Driving side by side, giving each other infinite speed boosts from the other's rotating shrooms
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>>73725330
m-me too
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sorry erik babbies coming through
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>2nd gets triple red
>get knocked out of 1st at finish line
>still finish 2nd
I'm willing to give that one up. Good job, baby Rosalina.
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I hate you people
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I'm done for now, time to get some sleep. Thank's for the fun races anons, good luck
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>>73727069
Sleep well, and thanks!
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>only 5 racers
What, nobody wants to come in and challenge Flynn?
Also, enough with the damn triple red shells.
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>Japan and US hold the most WRs
as it should be
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>>73729492
>not solely US
gross
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Whose Mii makes you the happiest when you see them in the lobby? For me it is Phoebe.
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>>73729881
Always happy to see Phoebe, Melissa, JP Toadette, and Phil around.
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Is it just me or is the Rainbow Road mis-labelled? It says N64 but I'm pretty sure the N64 version was a circuit where you could jump the barrier to skip half the track.

Sorry if this has already been addressed.
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>>73729201
Playing mid week is like playing against bullys all the time
its hard

QT i know you are here you bully
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>>73730084
They took out that ability by setting up invisible Lakitu barriers (not to mention different physics) to prevent that from happening in this one.

Did you actually go online and attempt to skip half the track with a mushroom boost?
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>>73729970
>tfw you're not it that list
M-maybe one day you'll like me anon
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>>73730348
Nope, I was pretty sure after seeing it wasn't a lap race that it wasn't the right track anyway.
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>>73729492

Considering the US market's size, their amount of WRs is embarrassingly low actually.
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>>73730428
>>73730084
i feel you

one time i posted my Mii in a Mii thread and someone said i was the one whoring the MK8 threads even tho ihaven't had played the game for weeks
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>>73730428

If you make a qt enough girl Mii I will. Regardless of actual driving skill.
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>>73730567
I haven't played online for a while, I felt after getting 2nd or 3rd all the time I was bound to lose my hard earned rank points sooner rather than later...plus I am still unsure who I want to actually main, all I know is I do better with either light or heavy characters, no good with the in between ones.
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I saw someone last thread say that racing stats are rounded up, is that true?
Is it only from ~.5 upwards or does any amount over a whole number round it up to the next number?
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>>73730880
Acceleration is rounded down, so a 1.75 Acceleration is the same as a 1 Acceleration.
Other stats are not rounded, so a 2.50 Speed is different from a 2.00 Speed.
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>>73730880
Acceleration is rounded down from any fraction. So 2.75 accel = 2 accel.
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>>73730428
M-maybe.
I tend to be real forgetful unless it's someone I see a lot and remember how they act.
I could probably name a bunch of other racers off the top of my head as well, although I don't distinguish them much more than "that one who hits me with green shells all the time" like everyone else.
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>>73730848
I mainly just play heavys because getting bumped off the road is annoying
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>>73729970
Anyone who I played MK7 with. Too bad most of them are dead.

I miss Lunar ;_________;
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>>73731023
>>73731036
Interesting. Why is that?
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>>73731943
Number magic.

No, seriously, I doubt anyone knows. The acceleration values are tiered, such that you can only have a value of 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5. There is no fractional acceleration values (and no way to get 6 in any stat). As such, when putting together a kart, you should generally look at options which give you that solid X.00 number value in acceleration. Preferably with a Cloud Glider, so that the numbers in your other stats can be as high as potentially possible.
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>>73730342
wat

i had no idea i was a bully
sorry whoever you are
and
i'm not even gud
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>>73729881

I like Dog.
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>>73732343
I also played with you yesterday, your aiming with the bananas and shells is frighteningly good
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> join \v\ race
> missa not there
> why even bother
> turn off wii
> eat some hummus
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>>73732906

Your waifu a shit.
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i like boomerang
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>>73733478
Fuck that boomerang. I wish there was some indicator of who threw the boomerang after the fact, so that I can ensure their life is a living hell for the rest of the match. Every single goddamn time, it knocks me out of a drift and hits me twice, because I can't move before it returns. And no amount of beeping the horn has let me catch one so far.
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>>73733820
>catch

fucking
what
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>>73734051
You can catch the boomerang m8
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>>73734158
wow, had no idea, but its with the R button so il probaly never get a chance to because i wont have my finge ron the trigger
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>>73733302
my waifu is better than your waifu
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>>73733302
Who is your waifu then?
Mine is Phil
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>>73734317
I think it was a mistake putting L and R up on the shoulders of the gamepad instead of beneath ZL and ZR. It's awkward to use all four triggers at once.
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deaxxer, you sneaky sneakster
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>>73734490
How do you play the playstation or xbox controller?
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>>73730428
You'll always be on my list!
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fell asleep waiting for wonderful ded request from Phil. Thanks pal.
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>>73734621
I can use all 4 on those controllers, but the gamepad's large size and vertical distance between the triggers makes it less comfortable for me than with those controllers.
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>>73734490
Wait why would you need to use all four shoulder buttons? I just use the ZL and ZR. Is there actually a difference between ZL and L?
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>>73734481
> not maining candy

kids these days
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>>73734825
I mean in general, not specifically for MK8, although the guy I replied to said you needed to use R to catch a boomerang, which you may want to do while also drifting.
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>>73734976
I will race you for him.
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Why is Sunshine Airport so overrated?
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>>73735010
>>73734317
Is it really R to catch a boomerang? That's just silly, given that the item button is L. Why would they even do that?

That would explain why I've never caught one, though.
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>>73735469
To make it more secret
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>>73735469
guys stop trolling with this. you can only catch the boomerang if you're in a hard brake (no gas pedal). it's not worth it for beginners to attempt to catch it at all since the risks usually outweigh the rewards. you shouldn't be worrying about catching until 8000+ vr and after you've mastered fire hopping.
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>>73735693
>mastering a pussy tactic
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>>73735693
I'll master fire hopping when I'm good and ready in the Shroom Room.
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>>73735851
get hopped on
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triple reds is seriously too strong in this game
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>>73736293
>Yfw the guy behind you gets triple red shells when you are about to do a big jump
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>>73736293
triple reds were fine in the games where you could have 2 items

they should have been nerfed hard this go

boomerangs still more annoying if you can't catch yet
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>get triple bananas
>piece of shit keeps circling me and shells always get trough them

fuck them, i miss the banana line
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>>73736554
Triple reds should be limited to places where the person in front of you can get triple greens/bananas. There should be some way, at least in theory, to protect against them. 1st place has literally no defense against someone who pulled triple reds in 2nd, outside being so far ahead of everyone that no amount of stopping will matter.
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>>73735964
>Shroom Room
Yeah, it's an excellent place to practice it.
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>>73736710
>not dropping them
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>>73736748
the defense is to slow down and not let yourself get that large enough of a lead

seriously
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>be in third, get Bob-Omb
>get passed by Blue Shell, it hits the second and reks the 1st
>I pass by and place the Bob Omb on the first ramp of Cheep Cheep Beach
>laugh maniacally
>disconnected
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>>73736854
I've had people right on my ass get them. I've also picked up triple reds when an opponent was just a short distance away. My best defense against triple reds is to just fuck over everyone so bad that I have a wide enough lead to take two of them and keep going.
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Ok guys, item box is spinning

do you mash the L button or you wait for it to give you an item?
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>>73737052
you can't get triple reds with less than a 1s lead, we've tested it with over 200 item pickups
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>>73731875
Jesus christ, no.
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>>73737135
Mash if I'm close to other people, wait if I'm a good distance away.
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>>73737135
Tap L three times quickly, no more. You'll either get the item or the server is under lag and will give it to you whenever. If you wait too long, then just tap it once and wait. It's better than accidentally tossing the item.

>>73737141
Cool, good to know. I'm not sure how easy it is to maintain a lead under 1s consistently without worrying about a green shell ricochet or waiting around for people to take turns correctly.
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Any more people wanting to race? We are in a general race with just 4 people
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>>73737427
you can actually alwaysw stop the spinning earlier if you hit it at the right time
>dun dun DUN, dun dun DUN
at the second "spin" L will always stop it but theres this myth that it will always give you shitty items as well
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>>73737427
>Cool, good to know. I'm not sure how easy it is to maintain a lead under 1s consistently without worrying about a green shell ricochet or waiting around for people to take turns correctly.

its extremely difficult, but if you can pull it off you'll only have to worry about running reds, single shroom passes, and the blue
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>>73737550
Online, if the server is lagging then no amount of pressing L will give you the item until it's done. At the worst points, the server gives everyone nothing but coins, although I've only seen that happen once.
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>>73737519
Incoming

Holy shit 3 Germans
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WHO IS RACING IN SHROOM ROOM WITH ME
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>>73737740
>although I've only seen that happen once.
you havent seen me
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>>73737878
Coincidence?
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>>73737740
I got 3 coins in a row once while in last place.
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So did Phil end up doing those drawing requests?
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>>73738749
Most of them
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>>73738809
Where?
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>>73738868
Previous thread
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>>73738868
Requesting drawfags to draw more Koopas
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brb tornado break
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how active is the \v\ room now should I leave worldwide races for it or is it still a ghost town
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>>73740374
7/12
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Why does everybody hate me
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Is your room full? I keep joining empty lobbies.
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So where's the skullgirls at? I thought they frequented the vg threads.

Are they truly dead?
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>>73742506
Yes
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>>73742506
Good riddance.
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Anybody want to try out shroom room?
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>>73743065
Count me in. I have yet to try shrooms.
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>>73742506
Does it matter
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>>73743357
Not really, just want to know if their faggotry is truly gone.
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>adam gets a mushroom
>I get a coin
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>>73743638
>implying it will ever go away
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Adam, why do you keep stopping when you are in the lead?
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>>73744279

He thinks he's 2gud4u
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>>73744279
It's makes stuff more intresting. Winning with a huge lead in shroom races is boring.
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>>73744439
That's the impression I'm getting... even better, he waited twice at the finish line on RR and one time he waited only to use a shroom boost and knock me off the track
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>>73744630

You playing heavy against lightweights again?
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>>73744797
>>73744715
No I am playing mario this time.
And i'll stop waiting if it makes you feel better.
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Playing with 6 people is comfy
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I suck at this
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>>73744902
N-No, don't worry about it, it was just genuine curiousity on my part.
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>>73729970
Phil
Y-you too
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>>73734481
>>73734704
You kawaii faggots made me open my computer so I can write easier. I love all anons, I was supposed to sleep but can't get any and my uptime is going at 34hours
>>73738971
Well name it and I'll write it up since I'm here for a moment.

I did all requests that were made, outcluding newer ones. Meruru princess is undone. Someone requested ''any princess doing anything'' so I'm skipping that since I did double spacegirl picture and the Meruru one will be likely Peach
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>>73746259
Hey Phil, did you do the Roy one?
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Thanks for the slipstreams taro
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>>73746440
Yes, repostan. I need to draw a lot more koopapoopas because it's hard as fuck
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>>73746259
No word on the Girl Mii picnic one?
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>>73746683
It's on my list, but not sure when I'll do it. I could give it a go after the Meruru Peach, but yeah gotta dig up all the Mii pics for it
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>>73746804
Are you gonna play tonight?
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>>73746570
I can always appreciate more Roy
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>>73746457
Y-You're welcome

>>73746259
Oh god, I didn't mean to- o-oh well, since you offered... I didn't think of anything specific yet, but I'll post when, okay?

Basically I imagined something like a Koopa winning a race while some heavy weights look shocked at the surprising win
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>>73746570
Wow. Thank you!
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>>73746959
I was on before. As said, I've been awake for 34 hours, tried to sleep for 4 or so hours with no results. Hopping in now would probably kill me

>>73747136
That sounds fine, but If you're unsure on specifics, you can talk about it tomorrow. Can't get to it soon anyways sadly
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All these people joining shroom races makes me happy.
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Teleporting Toadette coming through..
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WHO IS YOUR MARIO KART RI/V/AL

for me it's TWK I hate losing to him
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>>73747980
candy
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Did you like my star lan?
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>>73747638
And I'll go back to bed now since the drawthings etc was cleared out. If all goes well I'll be on in 6-8 hours.

Have fun racing anons
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>>73747980
why?
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>>73747980
I wanna say Jap Toadette, but that's not entirely right since I enjoy racing with him and it's far from competitive.

Probably LaN or Ryza, idk.
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>>73748296
>Pihrana plant bites Fleshman 4 times
>he still speeds away from me

So we're just breaking the rules now?
>>73748109
yes
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>>73747907
Finally a chance not to come in dead last
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>>73729970
candy, StarLuigi, Plein, Ryza
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>>73748927
meant to reply to
>>73729881
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>>73747946
how far away are you from your wiiu?
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requesting drawing of bowser on wild wiggler
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>>73749192
it's like 4 feet away from me but I don't thatnk that's the case if i'm teleporting..
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>>73749959
Are you connected through WiFi or LAN?
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Okay, I tried Shroom Shrooming, and my butt feels raw from the reaming I got.

Thanks for the fun time, /v/! I'll proceed to lurk for a while
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>>73747980
Forever will be M roks and Javi, or anyone from MK7 I raced a lot with.
I miss hammern ;_;
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>>73750243
I don't understand why anybody would play shrooms only

if you don't want to interact with your opponents why not just do time trials
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>>73747980
Phil, I hate you.
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>>73750243
I-I can b-be your shota i-if you want Taro
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4/12 in main
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>Pass dog and says im 2nd
>No, Dog is 1st actually

Fix your string cup internet
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>>73751458
Join, you /v/irgins!
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>>73750528
>tfw ham truly left MK for good

Is the main tournament any active right now? I don't feel like setting up my WiiU only to find everyone went to shrooms or everyone is too split up.
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maybe we need a /v/ thread?
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>>73750243
hey kid, wanna /ss/?
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>>73751763
You want us to make a permanent move here or something?
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>Dogstalker teleports in front of you with a shell

>>73751763
No
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>>73751763
We don't say such rubbish here, friend.
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>>73751763
I'll join if my waifu shows up to race

don't try and pretend like you don't know who I mean
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>>73751578
H-Hey, I just gone done racing for today...

>>73751763
Please cure your newfag, we don't want to get banned over there
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>>73751895
I'm a wizard
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I'm sorry friends :C

please excuse my newfaggishness
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>>73752467
Just fix your internet. You're getting as bad as a BR.
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>>73752653
what if he is BR
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>>73752640
You are forgiven, pal.
OP outlines why we can't go there of a week.
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>>73752640
>:C
Just don't do it again. We did get on some janitor's nerve back back on the first month, we don't want to push our luck anymore
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>>73751763
No, we don't. Read the OP post.
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>Ivo gets 3 reds in second
That's my boy!
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>>73729881
candy, Phil, *StarLuigi

>you will never deal with FlippyElf's lagjitsu from MK7
RIP you were a gud guy
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>>73754123
>Elf's connection
I lost so many times from him teleporting and bumping me offroad. I'm glad he took his shitty connection with him
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HUGE GREENSHELL PLAYS

Also excellent choice in shy guy + kart combo, waah
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>get one mushroom
>person in front gets three

why
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>>73754754
Welcome to Mario Kart 8. Where the RNG is so shitty, you'll get a single shroom while the guy being you get triple reds.
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>Sebastian in second
>gets triple reds
>fires them all backwards

u wot m8

also, that's one hell of a finish there.
>>
ded thread
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>>73758898
dead game
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Tomorrow I will kart once more.

Enjoy your fun while it lasts.
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>>73759471
Literally who
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>>73759471
Why are you blonde now?
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>>73759608

Must have been some impostor.
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>>73759471
I was expecting RyzaJr.
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>>73759880
She was the real one, she's in my friendlist
She changed her hair color to black again
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>>73760047

Bullshit.
Everyone knows little japanese girls don't come in blonde.

>>73759973
Hopefully he's gone for good.
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BARELY BEAT YOU, QT. FUCK YES. SUCH A CLOSE RACE.
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>>73738014
>>73738102
No, I don't mean bad luck with a string of coins. I mean that literally every single racer, from first to last, getting only coins in every single item box for the entire race.
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>>73759471
the odds of this not being a sweaty fat man are 0%
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>>73760895

W-what about Phoebe?
She is a real brown little girl right? ;_;
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>1st place three races in a row
this is unreal
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>>73761339
I dunno all yer damned states.
What is every state of america?
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>>73761104
there's a simple test to tell which miis are accurate and which are 40 year old incels pretending to be their elementary school waifus.

if you wouldn't be ashamed to be seen in public with it, then its not accurate.
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>>73761339
cali fucking fornia
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>>73761104
Is Phil as old as his Mii looks?
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>>73761505
>Nepe
nope. has to be ohio.
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>not having a mii of yourself and some custom miis you have made yourself
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>>73761356
>four races
did i get good all of the sudden? i am usually 6-7th place
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>>73761589
wat
I always thought it was a Dr. Phil mii
phil doesn't sound very finnish
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>>73761713
I didn't even think about it
Holy shit I'm stupid
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>>73761618
>ohio

>now remembering all my bad races
>now thinking that I'm giving people impressions that Ohio is the worst state
I-I'll get better, everyone!
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Who is your favourite aussie? and why is it Plein
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>>73762634
>Not Funkles
Pleb taste
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>>73762634
can't deny that
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>>73762634
>not Funkles
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>>73762773
>>73762870
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>first attempt at drawing with a tablet
>trying this hard to push out some art

G-Go easy on me, /vg/
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>>73763387
fukken saved
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what is with OP and putting druids into every image
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>>73763387
>that logo
so many details
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>>73763387
Looks great, but I'd use something other than MSpaint
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>>73764048
nothing wrong with MSpaint
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>>73764048
It was actually PaintDotNet, but yeah, I'll need a lot of practice. The Koopa wasn't even that bad, but even with reference pictures off Google the kart was a freaking nightmare
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>>73764627
I recommend Paint Tool SAI
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>>73763387
It looks slightly sloppy (jagged outline, some misshapen parts) but it also has a lot of charm to it. I like it.
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>>73764679
I'll look into it, thanks anon!
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>>73764627
personally I think ms paint style art is more charming than the product of soulless photoshop ripoff programs
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>>73762634
Plein is my husbando
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Gonna try inside drift
please be gentle
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>>73765335
Prepare to be bullied off course
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>>73765413
That is exactly what happened..
back to outside for me
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>>73765575
Don't give up
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>>73765783
But outside is all I know, man!
I love the inside bikes but I'm garbage.
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>>73765865
But Shy Guy on the Yoshi Bike is cute
>>
Eh, can't say that I care for inside drift bikes. I'm used to a kart sliding during a drift and so I use that for turns. Inside drift starts off too far out and ends up too far out afterwards. I suppose I could get used to drifting more than once on some turns, although I prefer to just hug the inside.
Plus, the game almost felt hand-holdy with the inside drifts. A lot of times I found coins strangely lined up precisely along the best drift lines.
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I got the inside Candy experience that race...
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>>73765928
You put up a hard argument, I'll give you that.
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>>73766040
>hand-holdy with the inside-drifts
That's exactly why people like them. Sports bikes are for people that can't get good.
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Man I am terrible today, gotta get in that zone.
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>javi gets a lead so huge that everyone gets shrooms
good job
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>>73766572
>>
prayin 2 harbleu4 da speed I need
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>in 1st
>already broke a blue shell with horn
>already took one red shell and stayed in 1st
>run into obvious banana in the middle of the road
Yeah, I didn't deserve even the placement I got there.
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>TWK slows down
>aww fuck
>tap gamepad quickly to flash the items
>blueshell
It was bound to happen sometime, karma a shit ;_;
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>blue shell hits plein
>red shell hits plein
>he still finishes first with ~2 second lead
>mfw 2nd
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>two Shy Guys
>both in gold karts with gold wheels
You two are some pretty cool Guys.
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>>73768845
I myself use standard wheels, whos using full gold?
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>>73768902
I guess I got a bad look, then. I thought that both WAAAAAH and Santos had gold kart/wheels.
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>>73769219
Ah, you weren't in the same lobby as me then, wasn't me.
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>>73769219
they're the only shy guys in the room and they're both fool gold.
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>>73769489
>there is another lobby with Shy Guys driving Gold karts
Is today Shy Guy Day?
Should I change?
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We should get a compilation of the Miiverse drawings as a General image, some of you guys are really talented. How does one pull stuff off of Miiverse like that, I've only had my Wii U for a month and a half now.
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>>73769706
It is now.
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>>73769706
It's always Shy Guy day for me!
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>>73770185
I use a greasemonkey code called "Miiverse Image Harvester"
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>>73770357
I always pick Waluigi just because I like his design and character, but I think Larry and Shy Guy are my favorites just because they seem so nice.
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>>73770185
I made an old compilation, but it's pretty outdated by now
I can start posting more Miiverse drawings on here once everybody's asleep or not posting
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>>73770556
That's cool. I know a lot of people don't use Miiverse and the posts scroll fast so a few cool posts get missed if you skip a few days.
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>>73770545
I tried to like Larry, but I hate his voice so much
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>>73770993
This is my problem with him too. I really wanted to give him a shot, but his voice bothers me, so I stick to Iggy.
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>tfw you will forever be the only one representing your country
>>
>all the other Shy Guys are using a full gold setup
>don't want to stand out from the other Shy Guys
>change setup so it's the same
Stats don't matter when you're having fun, right?
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>>73771948
Too bad, mon
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>>73771948
i know that feel bro
>>
>Perfect Bob-Omb on Lakitu
>Bump into those asshole Dry Bones
>Every other racer, including Lakitu, passes me and finishes

I hate that fucking desert so much.
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>>73772705
learn how to recover scrub :^)
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>>73772260
I just checked the stats of Shy Guy with an all gold build.

How do you survive with 2 acceleration
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>>73772705
>get knocked off ledge
>Lakitu picks me up
>spends half a minute fucking around and moving back and forth before deciding where to drop me
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>>73773160
By not being hit that often. Learn to defense.
Also, I've ran 1 acceleration builds in here before and won. It's simply a matter of not running into walls or objects.
>>
Someone give me another Mii to make to use as my Middleweight
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>>73773585
>using miis
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>>73773179
The worst is when you go over a glider jump, get knocked down in the flight, and he takes you all the way BACK to before the jump!
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>>73773585
Make a Daisy Mii.
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>>73773585
>being this much of a fag
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>>73773585
>name isn't even his ID
>>
Is the Merc kart still a offline kart only?
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>>73773528
Defense doesn't mean shit when everything hits you at once.

I'm the guy that'll get hit by a red shell while he has triple shells/banana. If I ever get a Crazy 8, a green shell will come in from the side at a dead angle and hit the bob-omb.
>>
>>73772705
The exact same thing happened AGAIN, except I didn't hit anyone with the Bob-Omb. HOW AND WHY.
>>
Just checking in..
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>triple reds
I wasn't even that far.
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>>73774776
Ohmygosh, who is that? I cannot tell through the masterful disguise.
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>>73774776
Hello!
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>>73774838
Were you the Morton player?
>>
We need more Shy Guys.
We need something like a room full of Shy Guys.
>>
>Followed a Shy Guy above the bridge
>Didn't know this was a shortcut
>Got me in 1st

Thanks Shy Guy.
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>>73775660
no problem dong
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>WAAAAAAAAH glides really far to the right trying to dodge a red shell
>Gets hit and falls out of bounds
I'm sorry but that was pretty funny.

Red shells that go over a glider pad will follow you in the air, so that won't work. They sometimes break when they land back on the track though.
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>>73775886
sometimes playing like MK7 fucks me up.

that shit was always useful then.
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>be in 3rd
>2nd place has a red shell
>1st place has no shield
>2nd swings wide and intentionally hits me with red shell
T-Thanks. I hope you liked the Piranha bite in return.
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>>73774989
yes
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>>73776426
Faggot
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>>73775520
__No.____
>>
I'm excited to play with /vg/ for the first time :)
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>>73776426
Sorry about hitting you then, my luck must've turned after getting near last so many times
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>>73776664
Ok.
That's enough shy4me anyways.
You guys are right, he is cute.
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>>73776612
>being this hostile
Calm down.
>>73776738
It's alright. I guess I deserved that after what happened on sherbert land,phoebe
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I was first for two laps on that Royal Raceway, and getting so many defense items... I got ONE red shell too many.... I am now very sad.
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>>73776969
Thanks TWK
>>
>in 1st
>blue shell coming my way
>it passes me
>???
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>>73777305
jesus took the wheel
>>
>Get stuck on a wall and finish second last
Guess its time for a break.
>>
My skills are lacking. Any quik tips on get gud?
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>>73778161
Play a baby or Lemmy in a lobby of heavies and give in to the hatred.
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>>73778161
use bikes
play light weight characters
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>>73778161
Use one of these.
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>>73778161
Learn the best routes for the tracks. All the other fancy skills you could learn and stats to look over could still be outmatched simply by someone driving in straight lines, cutting corners close, and using mushroom shortcuts.

Other than that, proper drifting and learning softdrifting will likely see the biggest improvement in your game.
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>>73778161
Pro tip: Consider not holding an item behind you while in first. If you keep it in reserve while a Blue Shell hits you, you will still have the item in reserve.
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>>73778367
why, swap out roller for sponge.
>>
> join /v/ race
> bunch of regulars
> none of the good ones
> disconnect
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>>73778587
Who do you consider the good ones?
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>>73778161
Time your item uses well
>>
what the fuck was that lol
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>>73778656
god tier: phil, melissa
garbo tier: the lot
euthanasia tier: candy
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>>73778841
melissa a shit
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>>73778841
>good tier: melissa
but i'm shit
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>>73778914
*unsheathes wakizashi*
back off kid
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>>73778914
She does pretty well for someone who uses Lakitu and Mr.Scooty/Rollers.
>>
>>73778841
>Melissa
Just like that your opinion was invalidated.
>>
guess I'll join the reddit tournament where the good regulars play
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>>73779061
*teleports behind you*
*unzips dick*
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>>73779560
Dögstalker with shells.jpg
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>>73778841
> nobody bothers to stick up for candy
Sounds about right.
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>>73779828
i've accepted everyone here has shit taste. they'll never understand how great of a waitfu candy is.
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>>73779947
I hear his supple anus can hold more than a dozen loads without spilling, is there truth to this
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>usually finish 6th-9th
>finish 1st for once
>communication error
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>>73779947
obvious candy is obvious
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>>73778841
>tfw nobody mentions your waifu
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> move wii next to window
> take gamepad outside on to 3rd floor roof of house
> sit in cool night air playing mario kart with /v/
> well this is the closest I'll get to having friends
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>>73780023
100% true mate.
>>
>Only done a few races and i've already been itemfucked from first to last twice
Btw does anyone want one of the free games that came with MK8? I haven't used my code yet
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>>73780319
Thats not even me
>>
>>73780391
And then you throw your gamepad out of anger, only to realize that you just threw it off the roof.
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>everyone has a meta-waifu
>mfw I'm a guy and I have a meta-husbando
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careful around bananas pks you might slip
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>>73780372
Don't worry, his tastes and opinion is shit.
Nono is shit too m8, give it up.
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>>73780603
I have a husbando too
who's yours?
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>>73780391
Don't feel bad about it. My friends are total scrubs and whined when I beat them in MK8. At this point, i'm only playing with /v/.
They also started circlejerking once they got GFs, it's been a month since I saw them
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>>73780603
You're not the only one.
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>>73780657
I've never even seen Nono, outside of her posting that xbox hueg image of her mii's face
Lorena is mai waifu but nobody seems to even notice her
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>>73780686
>>73780790
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>>73780603
mine is StarLuigi
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>>73780814
I think Lorena is okay, but I just don't really interact with her that much.
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>>73780869
Oh Mroks. I knew there was something more than some sort of rivalry going on.
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> entire thread is about waifus

yeah sounds like the mario kart community
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>you will never be anyone's mario kart waifu because you are a bully
s-sorry /v/
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>>73781008
Next thread could be about husbandos if that's good for you.
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>>73780968
Well, it started off like that...
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>>73781194
The life of a bully is a tough one
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>>73781194
>you will never be anyone's Mario kart waifu or rival, but remain completely forgotten, because you don't bully and nobody remembers you
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>>73781194
Y-you could bully me.
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>>73781418
>tfw too scrubby to be one's rival.
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>>73781194
bully me
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>>73781240
wild wiggler is the only husbando I need
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enough waifus
who is your friendly rival
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>>73781194
>implying some us don't like being bullied

what are you a fucking casual
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>>73781712
Whoever I'm racing against in a similar placement at the time.
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>>73781712
TWK
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>>73780548
..can I have it?
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>>73781712
TWK since I seem to get place in the same room as him a lot

W32 - L120
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>>73781712
loli
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>>73781712
Easy, Jap Toadette.
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>all these votes for new road
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>>73781712
tfw desperately hoping somebody names you
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>>73782502
is there 2 rooms going I didn't see anybody vote for it
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>>73782123
Sure
I'd appreciate you trying to fix your god awful connection first but yea sure
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>>73781712
I don't think I have one.


what is considered a gud VR
1k is short bus-tier
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>tfw you're citrus
>tfw you're friends with melissa
>tfw you can never catch up to melissa
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>piranha plants eat bombs
welp
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>Sunshine Ariport
>Second place
>Seconds from last lap
>Boomerang hits me
>"Oh thats fine, I dont mind third place"
>Recover
>Hit by shell
>Recover
>Hit by other shell
>Mario guy next to me gets hit too
>Last place

>Electrodrome
>Last lap
>About to place
>Shell
>Recover
>Shell
>recover
>Second to last
Fuck you guys, but you're still a lot of fun to play with.
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>>73782726
I'm working on that problem.. so do we add eachother over on friends list so you can message me?
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>>73782791
>what is considered a gud VR
Nobody cares. We ignore VR around here.
Primarily because you can grind VR and so it's a poor indication of actual skill. I'm ~3000 VR right now and can shit all over 4000-5000 VR with even poor setups. I simply don't play Worldwide enough to bump my VR up to where is "should" be, and even if I did, everyone at that skill level would be increasing their VR within a few months anyways.

Pretty soon, VR will simply be an indication of who has played the most in Worldwide online, and nothing about skill levels.
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>>73783050
Err...
>Seconds to finishing*

not
>Seconds to last lap
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>>73783147
you can't lose VR fast enough in this game
if you play a lot you trend upwards
there needed to be much harsher penalties for losing, but it wouldn't feel good so they didn't do it
was watching a 9999VR streamer and he was actually trash
meanwhile JAK's VR is what, 4000?
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>>73783050
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> tfw alone in a race with phoebe
> i-i-is this a d-date?
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>>73780603
I have one too

And he knows
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>>73783408
>get rekt by phoebe.

;_;
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>Throw banana forward
>it hits and they fall off the track
>He teleports back up
O-okay..
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>>73783128
Yea. so what's your username? corps neekqu
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>>God damn I am fucking out of it tonight I can't even delete the god damn captcha holy shit
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>>73783476
Sounds like a good time
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>>73783408
> hear phoebe is racing
> desperately rejoin to try and get in right room
> keep getting matched with the shit room
> may as well end it
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>>73783501
There's worse
>lightning occurs
>run over invisible item
>it's not a mushroom
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>race mt. wario with sound muted
>rock rock mountain comes up my playlist
>muscle memory wants to play MK7
>fuck up muh drifts
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>>73783723
If you race her before you join by rival/friend list
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>>73783504
my id is ShadowKirby
search me up on miiverse
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>>73783723
What's your name? I can join ya if you'd like
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>>73783887
Alrighty
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> so used to getting last that stop looking at the first 3 positions to see who's doing good
> mario kart general
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candy, how the fuck do you stand playing as
Baby Daisy? She's more annoying than all the Lakitu players I've encountered in 7.
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>>73784667
message sent
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>>73785305
a better question is how does candy go to sleep at night without mercy killing himself
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>>73785305
I've really enjoyed playing as Baby Daisy now that I've tried the babies. She's certainly better than Baby Rosalina.
Not candy.
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>>73785667
Personally, I find the babies, from least to most annoying, in this order.

Baby Bros
Baby Rosalina
Baby Peach
Baby Daisy

Seriously, I'm starting to run into Baby Dasiy players more than Lakitu ones, and I fucking loathe Lakitu.
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OFFICIAL BABBY POWER RANKINGS

Mario >= Luigi > Peach >= Rosalina > ur mom > Daisy
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>>73785890
Ludwig < Metals < Latiku < Babies (Rosalina < Bros < Peach=Daisy)
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>>73785890
From what I've seen, Baby Daisy seems the most disliked of the babies. Ironically, her and Baby Rosalina are the ones that I see the most online. I rarely see the bros if ever, and even at that, it's mostly Luigi.
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>>73786109
My nigga.
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>>73786181
I hate her voice. It's so annoying.
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>>73785890
>>73786181
I've only seen two Lakitu players even in MK8 online, an one of those is Melissa.

I feel that Daisy is a shell magnet anyways, so I haven't noticed a difference with Baby Daisy in that regard.
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>>73786230
Naw. Baby Peach sounds like nails on chalkboard and Rosalina sounds weird as shit.

Baby Daisy actually sounds cute. No I'm not candy
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> crashing in to walls like an asshole while everybody drifts every corner perfect

I hate racing with you guys
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>>73786181
for me it goes: rosalina, luigi, daisy, peach, mario. i don't think i've seen a baby mario player since launch week.
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>>73786557
git gud
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>>73785305
I dont find her annoying. The crazy laugh when she passes people is pretty crazy
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> in a lobby with your waifu/rival
> your favorite course comes up
> alright time to impress/destroy them
> do well
> alright!
> they disconnect
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gud races candy
that was the most fun 1v1 i've had yet
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>>73787974
lucky bastard
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Suddenly I'm the only non-red Mii
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>>73780968
>>
post your favorite players/rivals/waifus/husbandos
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>>73790107
Phil's cute
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>>73790107
Dillon, just because he's the only other Kentucky friend in this general, as far as I know
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>>73790107
_____________Funkles
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>>73790107
I'm pretty sure I'm forgetting some but my favorite players are candy, phoebe, melissa, LaN, twk, plein, phil, larry
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>>73790107
No idea how to do that, but I would say Taro, Plein.
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>>73790107
Jap grill
I always pick toadette when she's around
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Candy, Ryza Jr (where is that faggot anyway), TWK, Nikki, Japloli, Phoebe, Plein, Sebastian
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>>73790107
Jap Toadette, Barkley, Candy, Dog, Satan, Ryza, Plein, Turbo.
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>>73790107
Descartes, Dillon, qt, Phil
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>going around corner
>saw banana
>ohfuck
>thought I was going to hit it because I was right on it
>passed it and still got the item box

What.
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>>73790107
I have too many, I like everyone at least a little

>>73790286
Thank's for the pic and good morning
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>>73791891
You sure it wasn't just a coin, silly?
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>>73792010
Nope.
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Rika-chan is best waifu.
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>>73791278
also, tempest Tim patric, dong, Rika
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>>73792547
>>73792102
Who is Rika and why is he same fagging and acting like he's popular?
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>not checking that ass
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>>73792870
>implying samefagging
Can you possibly be any more retarded?
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>>73793261
no one knows or cares who you are
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>>73793353
wow, such tinfoil
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>>73793353
I suppose you can be, then.
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>>73793353
No need to be mean, anon
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>>73793602
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>>73762634
I love all of them for who they are
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B-Bye Nikki.
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I'll be on in a bit if the lobby's alive
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>>73794673
It is.
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>>73794573
Lol, I'm not totally gone. Playing with the pad strains my eyes for some reason. Taking a small break.

But yes, I am mad after game though.
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>>73794573
Dude she was fucking pissed at that race. Raging at me about the fact she got shelled like a bitch.
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>tfw you aren't memorable enough to be anyone's favourite/rival/waifu/husbando
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>>73795041
You're my favorite!
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>>73795041
Anon I will cuddle you so hard
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>>73795041
Of lesser/never mentioned people, I like Ryan, Erik and both Sebastians to mention a few
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