Katawa Shoujo General #2347
Hanako's Birthday Edition!
Last thread: >>73092013 (Cross-thread)
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Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/Wp8y08x2
Writebin: http://pastebin.com/8NpPmBHp
Shimmie: http://shimmie.katawa-shoujo.com/
Katawa Crash: http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3071
KSG Risk: http://pastebin.com/97aPKfHg
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Artbook: http://www.mediafire.com/?ar123xtdzd0w0g2 or http://imgur.com/a/F2AOZ#0
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Flockdraw: http://skycow.us/whiteboard.swf
Thank you based OP
FOR HANAKO
Happy birthday in some parts of the world Hanako!
>>73144589
Much better, you son of a bitch. 90% of the time, we could give less a fuck what the edition is.
Today is special.
but its not even her birthday yet
you guys are going to do hanas birthday just like thread 2000 arent you
>>73144731
>Today is special.
Yeah, Hanadrones are the worst
>>73144825
Do you even Australia motherfucker?
>Will you stop being my friend?
N-Never...
>>73144994
Go on brother
Make us proud
Hana and co
>>73144994
everyone supre post the shit outta this so everyone comes to this thread then
just like 2000
>>73144589
Happy birthday Hanako!
I wish we were friends for real.
For covering your bases.And Shizune.
Some eastern parts of Canada are now in July 10th!
What does everyone have planed for her birthday?
>>73145234
Masturbation! Hurray!
fluff and kenji and everyone else are in the other thread so just go back
>>73144153
>>73144153
>>73144153
>>73144153
>>73145234
I'll plane her really good if you know what I mean
>>73145341
Make me
>>73145341
>m-muh tripfags
kill yourself
>>73145305
>>73145341
>use a shit thread with 2/2 background characters in the OP because of some tripfags being slow on the uptake
Yeah, nah.
There's two KSGs now
Which one will fall first?
>>73145539
WE WILL BURY THEM IN THEIR HOLES OR CHOKE THEIR RIVERS WITH OUR DEAD.
All because of one retarded OPer.
Lilly
>>73145858
>tfw Katawa doesn't translate to "lesbian"
I want to die.
>>73145950
But lesbianism is a sin!
>>73146010
i thought that was gayism
>>73145950
Misha's disability is lesbianism. From what I could figure out in the alpha, that was pretty much the actual plan.
Gas the fags, sexuality war now
>>73146063
>>73146010
A guy being gay is a sin. A chick being gay is fuckin' hot. Der.
The writebin is kill
For the bros!
>>73146138
A guy being gay isnice.
>>73146138
Other thread is now objectlivly better, fag are fags, and they all belong in the ground
>>73146158
Maybe if the community didn't shit on every submission they're given, the writefags would actually fucking do something. Surely.
>>73146215
Would you do that with me Kenji-san?
>>73146215
You are no bro
Hanny birthday?
>>73146261
Maybe the writefags could actually learn to write you know
saged for thread made after an already existing thread
post in the first one made, you idiots. that's how it always works
Love is a beautiful thing.
>>73146410
counter sage, butthurt emifag
how are you so mad about something from 3 months ago that you had to try and sabotage another girl's birthday, anyway?
besides the first 5 posts all called for a new thread, if you couldn't read that like a sign then that's just sad
>>73146406
They might if people would actually be constructive with their feedback instead of, "lol it's shit kill yourself attention whore lol lets start planning a joke vn about fucking you"
>>73146410
Make me, faggot
>>73146489
>dat azzzzzzz
Rin's alright in my book.
>>73146490
>anybody who disagrees with you is a samefag
typical hanadrones
>>73146406
Maybe, MAYBE (here's a thought) people give constructive criticism. Saying "It's shit." and doing fuck all about it means they don't know what to improve on, means they have no reason to improve on problems that HE CANNOT SEE. The issue here is not the writefags, it's the people who don't want to help them along. Stop being fucking retarded.
>>73146489
You did it man
How do you feel?
Share with us
>>73146489
Love a shit
>>73146516
PROTIP: Writefags ignore any criticism
>>73146489
>1024x768
Goddamn what kind of shitbox are you playing on?
>>73146613
>it's not the writer's fault he can't write
literally kill yourself
>>73146489
You did good!
>>73146698
I chuckled.
>>73146696
Holy shit you're actually autistic. Please adopt a trip so I can filter how fucking dumb you are.
>>73146613
Maybe you should stop been mad and give up on writing
my bladder has gone and fucked up, need shizune pics to distract me from the perpetual sensation of having to piss but not being able to
>>73146696
>Writefags ignore any criticism
But that's not true. Were it not for people pointing it out I'd still have an issue with switching tense.
I still do, but nowhere near as bad as I used to be
>>73146489
Im proud of you brother
Anything you want to say?
>>73146847
That is the worst fucking feeling.
>>73146847
Anuria? You need to get that shit checked out nigger. Could be kidney failure or something.
Or just laziness. Probably.
>>73146847
/ksg/ has such a welcoming and loving community nowadays.
im sure that 4LS all the anons who used to post here in the early threads about how this VN brings people together would be proud.
>>73146786
Writefag pls
>>73146847
Has gone where?
>>73146689
>>73146735
>>73146909
Feels... Happy. Feels like progress.
>>73146613
Hey man. People gave me constructive criticism and I appreciated it. I'll write fag more too if /ks/ still wants me.
>>73146847
Hope you feel better soon Anon.
>>73146953
Man, that Ke^4 nigger couldn't draw for shit.
>>73146847
>perpetual sensation of having to piss but not being able to
Happens to me if I piss too soon after I fap.
>>73146953
This shit's a shadow of its former self. Nearly everyone who was in the early threads has left.
>>73146953
Eat shit and die
>>73146868
git gud
>>73147015
Enjoy this feeling
It might be the last time you feel like this
On the left: Shizune
On the right: Hanako
>>73146847
Thats a bladder infection dude.
You'll probably need antibiotics. Cranberry juice can help.
>>73147125
>git gud
I did. I am. And it's all thanks to people providing helpful feedback
>>73146936
im going to tomorrow, i can still piss enough that its just uncomfortable rather than hellish
>>73147016
No we don't
And now I'm stuck, curser on the start button.
I don't know where to go next.
>>73147125
>>73147015
Welcome to the club buddy
What are you planning on doing next?
>someone keeps posting their reactions
-a million replies
Sh-should I play through KS again?
>>73146953
>that image quality
>>73147235
Lily last. Shizune next.
>>73147207
No you didn't, your writing a shit
>>73147016
yes
>>73147267
I still haven't done tsundertaker or magoo.
I fucked up Hanako like the monster I am.
I don't wanna talk about the other one.
>>73147384
Nice shitpost
Truly ebin
>>73147417
>bad ended emi
You sure are retardedJust replay it without being an idiot this time, you will feel much better
>>73147417
Do shitzune then Lilly
If you habe the time
How long have you been reading?
>>73147417
I'm tellin' you man. Do deaf girl next.
>>73147417
You know half the point of bad ends is to go back and rectify your previous mistakes, right?
That's why multiple endings exist. You aren't bound by your first choices, you can always learn and improve.
Also, don't leave Shizune's route for last. It's probably the worst overall by far just because of how monotonous, boring, long, and emotionless it feels.
>>73147417
shizunes route is bad but she is 10/10 perfect wife material so you should still play it
>>73147417
You should probably not go back to Hanako
The writing is all downhill from where you left off
>>73147417
Cut the fucking nicknames already. I'm sure they were cute in your head. But, no.
>>73147603
maybe if you don't know sign language and Misha isn't around, so you don't have to ever listen to/read Shizune talk.
>>73147603
Dont lie to the newfag pls
>>73147656
Let him do what he feels best
>>73147579
>>73147601
>>73147603
Signer it is!
>>73147326
You don't need to do that.
/gives attention
>>73147751
She was my first. I love her dearly so if you get her bad end I will find you and bend your arms in directions they're not supposed to go
>>73147751
Dont expect feels
>>73147872
Her bad ending was the best
>>73147520
:^)
>>73147909
That's good. I could use a break.
>>73147751
Try not to fook it up this time, ye fookin' fook!
>>73147995
Thats why we're saying go shizune.
If Hanako is trap-arc then shizune is break arc.
Also Misha.
>>73148306
Those big fat glorious tits.
God Bless Misha.
i really think we can say KS has a "cult following" now
>>73148383
Misha is best non-katawa
>>73148165
>there's literally only one choice in whole route
>he somehow managed to fuck up with Emi
I wouldn't be so optimistic.
>>73148395
We could already say that about 2 years ago.
But yes, thank you for catching up.
>>73148634
SHSHSHHSHSHHHSHH
DONT
FUCKING
TELL HIM
Which katawa has the worst teeth? I'm betting Rin followed by Lilly.
Imma go through quiet. Then go back and fix my mistakes. Then Lilly. I think that's everyone.
>>73148881
You didn't make any mistakes with burnscars, don't forget
>>73148946
What.
>>73149046
you got the best ending in her route
>>73149046
He just wants to ruse you
Ignore him
>>73149046
He's shitposter
Please ignore him and his rants about Hanako's route
>>73149227
>while convincing someone to play Hanako's shit end is totally not shitposting, amirite
Whatcha listening to, KSG?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uORS1tHU0YU
>>73149354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=596euE9Md7A
>>73149354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjR4_CbPpQ
>>73149354
>>73149441
Your music is bad and you should feel bad.
Fucking kids.
>>73149354
>>73149441
>>73149479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUTDPkmh2BE&list=FL56RacrIXokboukfe-9WH7A&index=3
>>73149354
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVw55nEm6mM
>>73149441
nice one. I like it.
>>73149490
It's relaxing enough for me.
>>73149354
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yq0Txnt8NA
I've found out about this band here. Thanks, KSG.
Does anyone else here found something he likes?Who is level 30?
>>73149490
then post better music
>>73149859
Oh shit no, the shit I listen to is bad and I DO feel bad.
>>73149824
someone here recommended F/SN and i like it
>>73149824
>Harvey Danger arbitrarily and not at least ironcally named
Captain, we are detecting immesurable amounts of douchebag here.
>>73149859
>>73150018
>>73149824
>>73149539
>>73149574
>>73149354
>>73149441
get on my level
http://vimeo.com/20109877
>>73147710
i legitimately think shizune has the best personality
>>73150216
anyone have a version of this that hasn't been jpeg'd 20 times over?
New alpha release is out now. Get it while it's hot!
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/KSAlpha#announcements/detail/263775372989441506
I want to fuck crippled teenagers.
>>73150367
Hanako and Shizune!
>>73150359
looked for it, the only good version is on the cd i have and i don't think i can link that
>>73150132
Captain, we are detecting immesurable amounts of /mu/ here.
>>73150367
Goddamn, I thought this was dead.
>>73150367
That's not done yet?
>>73150538
Not on my fucking watch.
>>73150367
Happy birthday to Hanako!
>The wonder twins
I fucking hate this
>>73150367
RESURRECTED LIKE THE CORPSE OF MICHAEL JACKSON
PRAISE MUFFIN
PRAISE MUFFIN
PRAISE MUFFIN
PRAISE MUFFIN
PRAISE MUFFIN
PRAISE MUFFIN
>>73150740
Shizune gets a lot of hate. For good reason.
If her family wasn't hilarious, I'd never touch that shit route again.
>>73150367
its half a gig what did you doooooooo
>>73150367
>Lots of new and (mostly lewd) very high quality art for Hanako's route.
>>73151125
Dat happy Hanako
>>73150653
Nope, and it probably new will be unless we get some artists and some other people step up and actually give Lilly's and Emi's routes the direction they deserve.
I'm still working on it though,
Also, I'm getting reports of people having trouble unziping the download with Window's unzipping program. Use 7zip or WinRAR to get around it for now, currently uploading a version that should work with Window's (shitty) unzipper.
>>73151226
you put your heart into this and the DL shows it
It just struck me. It's Hanako's birthday and I haven't seen FCD today!
well now that everyone abandoned thread for the alpha, somebodys going to have to keep this thread alive
>>73151742
Seems like a pretty good day to me.
>>73151742
It's late night. He logs on midday. Be patient and kindly stop sucking dick.
>Drills and wagglan still talking to me
HOW DO I ROMANCE SOMEONE I CANNOT COMMUNICATE WITH INDEPENDENTLY
keep on keepin on
>>73151820
I'm in no position to play it anyway, since it's later at night and my feelings are dulled
I wouldn't want to waste such an experience with me being half-asleep!
>>73151226
Winrar doesn't open it either.
Happy birthday Hanako.
>>73151983
was wagglan rin or shizzy i cant remember your drink-slang
>>73151546
Truth be told, a lot of that extra space used in the alpha versus the final comes down to 3 things
>Lots of extra sprites and backgrounds that are exclusive to the alpha
>Duplicates of some music tracks that would be a PITA to properly fix
>Executable for Windows, Mac, and Linux all together
>>73152176
I see, I was just guessing with that, I don't have it installed to test.
Regardless, new version is almost ready to download.
>>73152275
thank you
i also noticed that if you are using chrome, you have to go into your downloads list IN CHROME to allow the file to be used in zip format
if anyone else's alpha folder shows up as a CRDownload file, this is what you need to do.
>>73152187
I called Rin stumpy before she stole my heart.
I called Lilly Magoo.
I called Shitzoo tsundertaker and wagglan.
I called Hanako Toasty, Roast Beef, Roasty my Toasty, Burnt Toast, and deep fried I think.
I called what's her face drills.
I called she who shall not be named hobbles.
New download for anyone who was having trouble opening the old one.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28593781/KSAlpha07_10_14MKII.zip
>>73152531
Best girl, bitch. Emi Ibarazaki. Best. Girl.
>>73152697
>>73152697
lmao nigga.
Nigga.
Nigga.
lmao.
nigga.
lmao.
>>73152882
:^)
>>73152634
Alpha Hanako!
>>73152531
>she who shall not be named
so has anyone played sakura spirit yet?
>>73152531
>>73152882
>tsundertaker
fuck i love you newfag
>>73153104
>hisao is potter
>lilly is hermione
>rin is luna lovegood
>kenji is mad eye moody
>mutou is dumbledore
>yuuko is rule 63'd neville longbottom
oh god i could keep going with this shit
>>73152531
>shitzoo
do not call best girl such things
>clearing hard drive space
>about to uninstall KS
>this cutie gives me this pathetic look
>last played 10/5/2013
>come here to post about it
>it's Hanako's birthday
well, I guess I know what I'm doing tonight
>>73153594
>jigoro is snape
>>73153782
WELCOME BACK ANON
>>73153782
Remember, you're here forever.
I love you all!
How have you been today?
>>73153857
>>73153858
oh, I meant "uninstalling KS and doing something else." Hanako was the worst girl anyways.I laughed during her crayon scene.
>>73154013
The easiest person to lie to is yourself.
>>73154013
>decide to visit ksg after some time
>its turned into hanakogaf
*does 360 and walks away*
>>73154087
And jews. They'll believe anything.
>>73154087
Well I'm pretty damn fucked, then.
Happy Birthday to my waifu
>>73154013
you fucking monster
how dare you
you double nigger
>>73153782
Yep, Hanako's so pathetic
Play her route, since pathetic is cute and that's all she'll ever be!
>>73153885
Love ya too Kenji
Ive been pretty chill, thinking what the words of my new poem to Hanako will be
>>73153853
>shizune is jenny
jenny might as well be deaf since she has about 10 lines in the whole movie series
>>73154432
Thanks.
I have nothing in particular, but one image maybe.
Just tell her how you feel.
>misha is hagrid
WAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA
>>73154467
k, now you have to remind me who the fuck jenny was?
KSG reveals: even slower than Naxx reveals.
>>73154951
There were a lot of girls in my life, but no matter what, above the rest, I always though about jenneh.
>>73154951
thats what im talking about
she is the bitch who harry marries at the end, ron's sister.
if you only watched the movies, none of the directors knew harry and her were going to "get it in" since the last book wasn't released until like the 7th movie or so.
meaning until the last two she is just a background character.
the funny thing is that in the last two they give her all this dialogue OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
>>73155135
I don't follow
Of course I only did Naxx during Lich King, but I didn't think they did the staggered releases during vanilla
>>73155271
Hearthstone is getting a Naxxramas expansion this month and everyone is hype about it.
>>73155208
nigga her name is ginny
have you also read the books?
>>73155426
>>73155135
>>73154541
>>73153885
>>73150653
>>73149720
>>73149354
why did you switch from hana to lili
>>73154013
good job these threads "SHOULD HAVE stopped a long time ago
>>73155529
Oh, sorry. I did not realize it was already Hanako day.
Here you go.
Great birthday thread we're having. Used to be you could expect /ksg/ to be tolerable during them, but now?
>>73155676
nice shitpost
>>73155676
Hanako looks so cute when she covers her eyes
>>73155523
skimmed them reeally
could never get over how her name is spelt though
>>73155676
We're still working towards it. Please, be patient.
>>73155426
>posting the edit without stockings
lewd
>>73155894
I know, real juicy eh. :)
>>73155894
name a the game anon
>>73155668
its not hanako day because its shizune day because every day is shizune day
did she say that to you?she couldent have HAHAH
>tfw listening to ASMR videos before going to bed because having a woman intimately whisper into my ear is the closest I get to human physical contact nowadays
>>73156221
I want to kiss Hanako's breasts
I can't stand the wonder twins.
I do not like shafoozel. I do not want to give shaniqua the D. Shanghai is not an interesting character.
Speaking of which I haven't really wanted to give much of anything the D lately.
I mean I just kinda want a hug.
>>73156131
Shizune's got her own day; this is Hanako's day.
Just once.
>>73156304
Its called Katawa dick friend
You now have lost all your libido and you brain wants to make up for it with real love
Its happened to all of us
>>73156304
HUG ASS
>>73156304
i've lost track of your nicknames
>>73156295
I want her to pull my face into them
>>73156418
It's shiggy diggy. The deafmute wagglan tsundertaker.
AKA a massive bitch
>>73156454
>>73156304
Katawa Shoujo should really come with a disclaimer.
>WARNING: MAY CAUSE INTROSPECTIVE THOUGHTS AND WANT TO BE A BETTER PERSON, MAY CAUSE OBSESSION WITH A WOMAN WHO CAN NEVER ACTUALLY LOVE YOU BACK AND MAY CAUSE YOUR DICK TO BREAK
>>73156524
but shes my waifu and i love her
>>73156573
i think its got enough of a reputation to warrant that already
these anons found out the hard way
>>73156454
I want to feel her chest pressing against mine while we make passionate love in the missionary position
How do you sleep at night ksg? I am tired all the time because I just can´t get to sleep at night and have no time for it during the day because work.
I am starting to lose my mind over this, being sleep deprived all the time is fucking pain.
>>73156583
Well you know what niggaI can respect that. I don't have a waifu and think the whole concept is silly but I've never felt such an attraction to these fictional women. I feel obligated to go back and rectify my mistakes.
I hope I can muster the courage.
>>73156680
>That feel when was one of the first batch of anons to play without knowing anything other than "cripple hentai"
>That feel as I slowly realized I didn't even want to see porn anymore
>That feel when all I wanted was her to be happy
It really does turn you into a soppy faggot.
>>73156776
i want to leave shizune's asshole hanging open
>>73156454
you know it bay bee
You know despite the rampant homolust and shit-throwing between ks/b/, the newfag has got us to talk more about the VN than I can actually remember in recent memory these past few threads.
>>73156787
Fellow nocturnalbro here. Never could sleep at night. I just wound up working night jobs after high school and I feel much better for it.
>>73157019
Because fresh men bring fresh opinions and possible discussion
>>73157073
You mean endless shitposts and a pointless namefag to make this general even worse
>>73156787
go outside at night and jog around (unless you live in a shithole)
create something
anything
attempt to daydream, just sit and imagine things that you could possibly never accomplish but speculate on just how great it would be to do so.
i do this in tangents every day.
its like my dreams are more real than reality at this point
You see, all this here, it belongs to me now. Your men, your land, your money, your drugs, it's mine. Now, if you would, please fuck off before the sight of you makes me any more ill."
Hanako fumed at the girl's insolence. The fuck was this bitch, strolling onto her turf, right up to her face, and saying this kind of shit to her? She got up as close as possible to the blind cunt's face, making sure that she'd be able to smell her hot breath, putrid with days of caked on food and the scent of gingivitis and cigarette smoke.
"How about this deal: you get the FUCK out of here before I pull your cunt inside out, tie a rope around your uterus, and drag you down the street behind my Maserati?" She smiled and extinguished her cig on where she figured one of the bitch's nipples would be through her shitty blouse.
Lilly sighed deeply and brushed the ash from her tit.
"Guess what? I'm going to do something for you that I don't normally do. I'm going to tell you something about me, give you a little character exposition. Let's start with a pet peeve. You can tell a lot about a person by the sort of thing that really pisses them off. Would you like to know what gets me?"
Hanako turned to the men behind her with a look of disbelief. "The fuck is this bitch talk-"
"-I can't stand it when small fry act like they're big fish. You're nothing but talk and a cheap suit. So please leave before you regret it."
"Are you shittin' me? For fuckin' real? Alright, I was gonna be nice. I was only gonna let one of my guys rape you before turning you loose. But now? Now, I'm gonna let anyone that wants to fuck you so hard they cum out your mouth. But...not before I've had a turn teaching you what it means to talk shit in front of me."
>>73157110
I see some variation of this post to literally anything that happens.
>It's a girls' birthday!
Oh great shitposting
>Someone wrote something!
Oh great shitposting
>Someone drew something!
Oh great shitposting
>Hey guys I'm playing the game for the first time!
Oh great shitposting
You get the point.
>>73157251
Nice shitpost faget
>>73157242
fuck this copypasta, post shizune lewd instead
>>73157110
>"anon, i haven't seen you post anything positive or worthwhile in the general the whole two weeks i have known you"
>this annoys me so i call him a shitposter and give him a big frown
Hanako cocked her fist back and aimed for Lilly's face, but the taller girl pulled away just as the tip of Hanako's knuckles were about to connect with her nose.
"Really? How do any of these men respect someone so incompetent?" she burbled.
"Hold the fuck still and I'll fucking show you, bitch."
Hanako released another shot at Lilly's face, this one with enough power to shatter it completely. However, it never reached its final destination, coming to rest in Lilly's outstretched palm instead. Lilly clamped her long fingers down around her fist, preventing Hanako from withdrawing it.
"What the hell? This is some bullshit, let go a me!"
Lilly smiled. "Say please."
"Fuck you!"
"Mmm...not quite."
The bones in Hanako's hand gave way under Lilly's suddenly titanic grip as if they were no more than toothpicks wrapped in dough. Sticky, warm juice trickled down Lilly's thighs as she heard each individual bone shattering with a pop like a firecracker. When she relinquished her grip, Hanako's hand dangled uselessly from her wrist, its structure less true to life than the drawing of one produced by a small child.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK! YOU FUCKIN' BITCH, MY HAND! FUCK! I'LL FUCKIN' KILL YOU!"
With her one good hand, Hanako reached into her pants and leveled a small pistol at Lilly's forehead.
"See how fuckin'...smug you are now, cunt. I'll-AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>>73157269
I guess I walked into that one, yeah.
>>73157286
here's some shizune pussy
>>73156787
it is 07:40 am here and i could not sleep the night, shit sucks
>>73157286
H-here I go..,.
>>73157251
So you do understand.
Literally anything that happens in this thread is an opportunity for shitposting, because shitposters will jump on whatever topic they're given.
Hanako never managed to pull the trigger before Lilly, her movements agile and nearly imperceptible, grabbed her by the wrist and brought her other arm down upon her elbow in a swift chop. The force severed her arm at the joint, and an arc of blood splattered on the ground.
Lilly raised the arm above her head and brought down across Hanako's face, sending her reeling to the hard asphalt. The men behind her stood stock still, now acutely aware of the danger posed by this woman. The smell of hot urine wafted toward Lilly's nostril from the seat of Hanako's pants.
"Now see, imbeciles like you make me sick. You sitting there on the ground in a puddle of your own blood and piss is unforgivable. Unforgivable that a stupid bitch like you could ever have been privy to this much power, this much privilege. You could do so much with resources like this, but instead you chose to perpetuate petty turf and drug wars. I'm destined for something greater. I'd say I deserve what you have more than you do, right?"
>>73157424
Why can't we just have nice things?
>>73157424
so what do you want us to do? post nothing?
"Guuhhhh," Hanako moaned, panting in pain like a bitch in heat.
Lilly's face scrunched up with disgust. "Never mind. Don't talk." She lifted her skirt, yanked down her panties, crouched over the debilitated girl, and urinated into her open mouth. Hanako choked and spluttered on the tepid liquid.
"Much better. Now, I was going to be nice and let you go. But now, I think I'm going to rape you, turn your cunt inside out, tie a rope around it, and drag you down the street behind your - sorry, my - Maserati."
Lilly reached into her purse, extracted a foot-long strap-on, and affixed it to her hips. She then grabbed Hanako by the pants of her piss-soaked suit and dragged her along the ground towards her. Her hands found purchase in Hanako's asscrack, and she ripped a hole through the seat of her pants and panties. Spreading her cheeks apart, Lilly brought the rod down into Hanako's anus with excessive force, pounding away brutally until every last drop of humanity was squeezed from her wretched frame.
>>73157516
You could stop shitposting. That could help
>>73157339
change of plan, post cute shizune
>>73157578
give me something that you would consider "not shitposting" then
>>73157578
Actually, it'd be great if YOU just left. Probably'd solve a lot of problems.
>>73157516
Obviously. These threads should have died years ago, and the only discussion that there should be would be when new players come in like newfag here and begin to read about and discuss the novel.
There's so little Katawa Shoujo in Katawa Shoujo General that it's basically just a constant cycle of content-less or off topic posts and relentless shitposting.
>>73157624
>>73157639
>pls leave so we can shitpost without getting called out on it abloobloobloo
>>73157624
CuteJigorois fine too.
its hanako's birthday
>We're passing notes to communicate
Okay. That's fucking adorable.
But I ain't getting attached again.
I spent the last two hours bawling because Rin buttfucked my emotional response so hard it's still sore.
>>73157627
Anything I've posted isn't shitposting
>>73157807
>those lit candles
Think she'd have a problem with that?
gee it sure is cool that its hanakos birthday
>>73157946
no not really
Actually, it probably would be fine just to have a thread in /v/ every time someone new to the game wanted to discuss it.
In fact, some people have already know about ksg's awful reputation and actually do make threads on /v/ about KS when they finish it, they get a couple hundred posts that surprisingly aren't
>>>/vg/
and people have a good time. That's how things should go. There aren't enough people on ksg at any one time to argue that it's still a containment general and not enough constant new players to warrant a general for the one or two times a month they crop up only to leave after a few days because everyone is so bent on being shits to them.
>>73157925
soon shizune will be your waifu too
>>73157925
Did you get Rin'sneutral end?
>>73157942
>everyone post like you so that the general ISNT full of shitposts
hi guys i just got into this VN so many feels
>shitposting blog faggot
>>73158094
nah he got her gud wun
Lilly? I LOVE Lilly! You waifu a nigger repeatedly to you in becoming your enemy for the night with multiples cums. reaction? was it rape? crapawa shitjo is not a game. Fuck off homura/Wolf/Patient/Caps/Dubs/Stone/Tank/Laytnor/2013/Hearts/Shitty/Kenji/Panda/Thanatos/Req this general should have ended Janurary 31st 2012 >thighs it's only an elephant if you come to breed anon >you will never taste the french vanilla flavor of Lilly's lips life is so cruel even if you couldn't bring yourself to say those three words >yfw Shizune/Akira wins da waifub owl which /ksg/ shoujo is your favorite hello darkness my old friend salty tears and love despite what do you faggots even talk about anymore ks/b/ cripple neckbeard autism
I'm a huge faggot please rape my face
>>73158094
I don't think so. We kissed, and she was happy. Not just happy with me, but happy with herself. It was genuinely touching.
That's a good ending if I ever heard of one.
>>73158057
I don't have a waifu.
>>73158194
WITH PLEASURE
>>73158130
dude stop, its far beyond obvious that he is just shitposting
>>73158267
lol good le one
>>73158175
If you ever decide to get 100%, you'd better lube up good, kid.
Protip:It's not worth the heartache
>>73158248
you will when you discover that you love shizune, like i did
>>73158298
herp
i just really wanted to greentext that
>>73158191
You forgot.
>>73158374
Who the fuck is leaf?
>>73158374
No, left it out on purpose.
>>73158420
I don't know nigger, I didn't make that shit.
>>73158421
multiple cums was from a ks/b/ thread
>>73158545
no it wasn't
>>73158545
ebin
Just your daily reminder,
that it's only an elephant
if you make it that way.
And after the fire and the snow came down
two lost ones found their way together.
Because even though the trauma is there,
even though everyone is damaged,
she still loved you.
And she still showed you
the other side of the mountain,
away from the stigmas and sorrows,
where no one has to run away anymore.
>>73158420
Flopsy, just fucking ignore it, they're trying to drive out the only writer we have left.
>>73158591
>>73158601
fuck then why is it in that folder goddamnit
>>73158668
What folder
>>73158545
>ks/b/
That was in KSG.
And that also wasn't the original source. The joke was that some anon had been posting that particular question every day on KSG for a few weeks, and that that particular anon used it as the punchline.
Please don't act like you know what you're talking about when you don't.
>>73158667
Whatever happened to Alan Wake?
>>73158716
my ks/b/ screencap folder
must've made two copies or some shit
>>73158802
Yeah, neither multiples cums or hades came from /b/
>>73158667
>implying flopsy even writes for ksg any more
>>73158771
He reappeared to say he was still writing and wished he had someone to talk to about it, Flopsy offered to help, and I don't know what happened after that.
HAPPY BIRTDAY HANAKO!
I LOVE YOU!
>>73158868
http://pastebin.com/u/Flopsy
>26th June
At least wait a little while before you call dead. Also they posted last fucking thread saying they'd help out the new writing competition.
>>73158854
i cant remember much of what went on that long ago anyways, i have shit memory
>>73158974
>new
AWW FUCK YEA ANOTHER COMPETITION I STILL GOT THE PASTE FROM THE LAST ONE
http://pastebin.com/DvnPRVxW
I want to marry shizune's feet
>madden won't return for Hanako's birthday
>>73158617
>Rape is Love
This is what Hanabros actually believe.
>>73158929
HAPPY SHIZUNE DAY SHIZUNE (ALL DAYS ARE SHIZUNE DAY)
I LOVE YOU!
>>73159163
we can remember him in spirit
>>73159237
EVERY CRIPPLES DESERVE TO BE HAPPY IN THIS GLORIOUS HANADAY!
Wait a minute.
You can romance drills?
>>73159160
I want to marry shizune_______
>>73159163
he got out before the shit hit the fan, to drag him back would be a terrible insult
>>73159325
>pic
Holy fuck that guy is sperglord
>>73159325
>tfw Salad Guy will return for thread 3000I WANT TO HABEEB
>>73158868
>implying flopsy isn't panda trying to avoid ksgs
>>73159430
OH FUCK GUYS
HE'S THERE
>>73159430
>romance
Something like that.
>>73159580
Why would Panda want to avoid ksgs? She started it
>>73159691
all i see in that pic anymore is the edit with their gushing thighs
>>73159713
There are so many implications in your post I don't know where to start. But alright, let's go with
>she
>>73159471
>hey, uh, you need a hand?
its golden-cringe-crunch
>>73159713
Even the KS devs don't want anything to do with the community anymore. Is it really surprising? Those first few hundred threads though....
>tfw you can never go home againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hRekJkWXXI
>>73160036
>>73160025
I still listen to this on headphones and just space out. Feels like home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0t8L972HzY
>>73160174
What a complete and utterbabe.
>>73160174
Dat gang sign though!
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1729982?pool_id=8670
What does Hisao draw to cheer up the Hanako?
>tfw crippling loneliness
You guys know this feel, right?
>>73160651
Shit no, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're the only one who feels that way. Jesus fuck, don't compare our extravagant, fulfilling lifestyles to yours.
Freak.
>>73160638
Haven't visited KSG in almost 6 months now. Dropped in to say happy birthday to Hanako even though Emi and Akira are best girls. I would stay since this thread is almost not abysmally bad, but it's still pretty bad either way. I'll probably be back in a few months anyway.
Have fun bickering over thread personalities and rape accusations or whatever it is you do these days.
>>73160723
That made me smile. 9.5/10
>>73160815
You're welcome anytime, brother.
You stay frosty out there, remember that we got your back if shit goes downhill for ya.
>>73160638
>>73160903
Wrong one
My bad
Here is the right one
>>73160815
I drop in every couple months myself, usually when something hits me with an attack of the feels. It never really goes away. Good luck out there, bro.
>>73160638
>>73160815
>thread personalities and rape accusations
No that's pretty much what we talk about every day. You haven't missed anything.
Hoping to see you back one day, bro.
>>73161014
I think people like us constitute most of the anon population in these theeads.
>>73161014
>>73160815
its sad really.
dying little by little every minute.
i think what we did was good though, no good thing ever dies.
>>73161136
Yeah, what kind of pathetic tool assumes a persistent identity in THIS type of place?
>>73161206
Only an attention whore would.
>>73161136
I've been around forever, I only leave when a trip shits up the place in a particularly bad way.HD is getting me to that point, honestly
>>73160638
>>73161014
FAP FAP FAP
>>73161287
>deaf people moans
>>73161271
I've been here from the beginning. I leave the thread whenever the homolust gets bad or whenever brogurt spams the thread to shit on Hanako's route.
I used to try and argue with all of it, but it's pointless. KSG is worth a lot to me, but it's not worth so much that I'm going to waste hours of my time every day to argue with a bunch of homosexuals and a psychopath.
>>73161271I only come here when I am really depressed to remind myself that there are people out there whose high points and achievements in life are below my low points.
>>73161271
Really? Not to defend the she-creature but she's pretty harmless and low-key compared to some of our problem children.
Were you around for patient? That guy was subhuman piece of dogshit.
>>73161383
>deaf people moans
Those are a thing, and they're fucking horrifying. I fingered a deaf chick once, and it was porobably the most horrible sexual experience I've ever had.
>those fucking noises, man
>>73161512
Patient was the last bastion against all of the garbage we have today. I'd rather have a noisy guard dog that shits the bed over piles of gay people having sex on my front door while another pile masturbates over pictures of Hanako in the bushes.
>>73161287
>deaf people moans
>>73161542
Like fucking a wookie, I'd imagine.
>>73161424
I gave up arguing a while ago.
>>73161471
That's mean, but if it's cathartic whatever.
>>73161512
Patient was a pain in the ass for certain, and I did leave for a while because the threads were unbearable. But she ERPs in the threads with a bunch of lonely anons and it's just painful to watch.
You know I think I'm actually beginning to like Wagglan.
I'm even learning sign to speak with her.
>>73161584
You can't expect there not to be a lot of Hana love near her birthday. Any other week and they'd get shut down by brogurt and pals.
>deaf people moans
>>73161471
i think ill save that one for later generations
>>73161646
We could go kill her. Do the world a favor. You, me, a case of beer and a couple of Louisville Sluggers.
They'd give us fucking medals.
>>73161687
Learn to read and understand foreign names, ya neet.
>>73161584
When you think about it, Patient really was the only one holding all of that back.
I miss all of the old trips like Vic, RFM, and Aster. People who actually contributed to the community in some way, even if it wasn't strictly with writing or art. Now all we have is cunts like Satori and HD who only show up to homolust and stir shit.
>>73161687
look faggot
NObody cares
Fuck off, don't ruin the accumulation of anonymous posts
>>73161687
Dont worry
She gets worse later on
>>73161687
i started to like her too, at least i didn't have to make any choices in her route.
>>73161834
I care, faggot
Instead of bitching about cancerous trip/namefags why dont you talk to the new guy and ask for his point of view
Try getting some discussion going
>>73161687
YOU WILL BECOME LIKE ME SOON
>>73161740
I don't mean the Hanako love on her birthday. I'm talking about the hours that go by with nothing but image dumps of Hanako with filler garbage like "hana hana." It may as well be spam at this point. It's one of the downsides of the community existing for years, because there's nothing to talk about. New people come in and want to talk, but they get shouted down by the people who have been here the entire time and shitpost to pass the time.
Brogurt isn't the one that shuts that down, though. Brogurt is the one that spams any comment about her route with garbage about rape or edginess or whatever.
>>73161971
He's blogging. He can fucking read it without giving us editorials. I know I did.
>>73161819
>>73161819
im sure a few thousand threads from now we will look back and be nostalgic for these thread too.
but i do miss the mountain bullshit posts, those were funny
I, for one, am eager to see if the newfriend agrees thatMisha is objectively the worst girl.
>>73161819
The contributors are too scared to put on a name recently.
>>73162123
Not who you replied to but I can sort of understand where you're coming from.
It's annoying, but it's kind of interesting watching new players experience shit and eventually realizethat Hanako was best girl all along.
We can finally have a day without tripfag and here come this namefag.
>>73162142
Shit could always be worse.
>>73162189
can you blame them
>>73162343
I don't get how people shitpost people like Thanatos and Req butalmost literallysuck HD's dick.
>>73162123
>blogging
If it's KS its ok
We've had people talk about worse
Let the newfriend write his experience
i always leaned towards akira on best grill votes because i'm a scrawny little cunt and i'm sure she could defend herself if dudes started hitting on her.
i could get her a MAC 10 for christmas
>>73162256
By the way, be sure to make the choice to NOT go to the city with Hanako. I made this mistake my first playthrough and it crushed me.
>>73162320
>yelling glasses guy
>shitloads of monologue
Okay, I fuckin' lold.
>>73162437
You supposed to go to the city with her, moran.
>>73162486
He's shitposting
He wants people to get her bad end
>>73162320
>click'n'fap
>heroine with vagina
>breakdancing
dude what the fuck am i reading
>>73162486
He's probably implying that her bad end is the good end because shitposting is fun.
>>73161971
Newbies will blogging soon or later. And they never stop. Tripfag/namefag in other hand, will only quit if we shitpost them tu purgatory.
>>73162404
Req had that drama where everyone found out he was ERPing with a trap, and the Miki route garnered a lot of controversy because of how a chapter turned out without his editors.
I have no idea what happened with Thanatos and why people go after him. There was one day where someone started going after him and claiming that he hated Hanako out of nowhere, and for some reason it stuck.
>>73162421
>Akira
>MAC 10
Strong taste, bruv
Whatever happened to Doodlebro anyway?
Guise. I'm waiting to lend a manga for one last time to a friend. I'm observing from height in campus building where wifi can still touch me. Asumming she exit from route she usually use, I could give her this manga. What do?
>[ ] keep waiting
>[ ] check if she is actually still there
>>73162404
Because Thanatos and Req aren't cunts and therefore it makes more people angry to shitpost at them and make up stuff about them
Who cares if someone harasses Patient or HD or whoever? No one. Hell, those guys probably crave it because it's attention. But driving off people that don't do anything but say "Hey, I made this because I still love the VN" drives the general closer to death
>>73162676
i wanted to post that but couldn't find it in my mountains of folders
>>73162703
Left for grander horizons , can't blame him. Ksg is a shithole
>>73162703
He did his hundred doodles that he came to do, and left. We'll never see his like again.
>pic related, the one he did for me
>>73162618
>There was one day where someone started going after him and claiming that he hated Hanako out of nowhere, and for some reason it stuck.
I don't get that either. The only major incident I remember with Thanatos is a few years ago when someone went apeshit over a story her wrote about Hanako for Halloween. The only other time he came into the limelight, at least to my memory, was when all that KSGS stuff started with the writing contest.
>>73162618
In regards to Req, I still think that's his business and it shouldn't matter a damn. As for the chapter thing, I haven't actually read that but I can't imagine it'd warrant the shtiposting he gets.
Totally confused about Thanatos too. Did he deny a request? What happened?
And Panda got totally driven away with the ksgs stuff.
>>73162797
Odd anatomy aside, that ain't fucking bad at all.
Never knew the guy, but it's nice to see that KS can inspire decent art now and then.
>>73162797
Doodlebro drew the best Akira. It broke my heart to see that he was thanked in the Akira route credits and that he probably stopped keeping up with it when he left KSG.
>>73162758
you sound foreign but i would go with
>check and see
sorry guys, i come and go.
what exactly is ksgs?
is the last 's' for steam or something?
>>73162959
its just /ksg/
Katawa shoujo general
>>73162959
It's a shitty attempt to drive off writefags by making them shoujos and having shipping them.
http://pastebin.com/U7fJymh7
>>73162959
ksg shoujo
>>73162959
Katawa Shoujo Gay Sex
>>73162676
>>73162924
Classroom is closed. Thank you for replying but I guess I can only wait.
>>73163036
dude what the fuck is that
>>73163036
>>73163047
what the fuck did i just read
why would you do this
that is beyond stupid and retarded. why worship trips this way?
and this actually drove people away too?
>>73163107
Seeing Lilly with a gun always reminds me of this story from BFG
>>73162817
>Did he deny a request? What happened?
I wish I knew. There's always been an anon in these threads who had it out for me because I wasn't writing a Hanako story. I remember when I used to post updates for Akira and I'd always be met with someone asking me to write Hanako. I think he finally got frustrated and just started dumping that in the thread. Worst part is, it's probably someone on my friends list on Steam because it would only happen when I wasn't around.
>>73162921
I wish I knew how to contact him, man. I was in some really shitty times when he drew those few pictures based on descriptions out of the Akira pseudoroute, and that just brought me right back. I never even got to thank him for it because he was gone the second you could spot him.
>>73163036
>notable greentexts
every fucking time
>>73163254
>>73163293
A creepy obsession that took the writers' stories and their posts and tried to create a tiny cute persona for them.
There was an actual VN attempt for it a while back with its own general and everything.
It drove away most of the people mentioned.
>>73163325
Hey Thanatos, you at all interested in being a judge for a new writing competition?
>>73163293
Believe it or not Kenji threw the most enormous shitfit tantrum because he wasn't included
>>73163352
>drove away a bunch of autists
Sounds like a resounding success to me!
Shit, we should make it a yearly tradition.
The Great KSG Purge
>>73162959
Try /kspg/ instead.
>>73163320
i cant remember what happened to him, im sure he got the good end though.
I THINK this is the right screencap
>>73163325
I'm one of the bros that only pops in every few months, but I'm glad to see you're still around, brah. Loved the Akira route. I hope you're doing better. I know the fandom is dying, but I hope you keep writing for it every now and again anyway. Cheers.
>>73163352
thats beyond fucking creepy?
was it just one autist? or multiple autists?
>pic related
>>73163445
I might be? The last one went alright as far as judging went, I really enjoyed it outside of the KSGS spam it incited.
Why does Shizune hate Lilly so much?
>>73163558
We're just trying to get encourage some new writing since there's been a lull recently. Flopsy's the other judge who's agreed so far, and they went off to see if Req and Alpha would join.
>>73163481
He's got a kid now, they're happy and he's still a bro-tier poster. Truly a blessed life.
>>73163481
>>73163320
FUCKING GODDMAN WRONG ONE
AND WHEN I FINNALY FIND IT i find out i already posted it
here you go man
>>73148395
>>73148395
>>73148395
Just thought I'd pop in for Hanako's birthday before I play her route again like I have for the past 2 years. Feels nice to be back after a few months away from this place.
>>73163568
Because she's a mary sue with no character development.
>>73163549
Multiple autsits. To this day, I'm not sure whether they were geniunely obsessed or just shitposters. They really fucking walked the line between.
>>73163660
http://steamcommunity.com/id/franazzledazzle/
My steam address is here if you want to talk about it or give any further info like getting an IRC set up.
I don't mind encouraging writing. The general really needs it. I would be contributing more if not for work and the fact that I'm just burnt out on KS as a whole.Over 300,000 words of mediocre, sometimes cringeworthy fanfiction wears on you.
Requesting manga database site other than doujinshi.org
I want to share you this manga but I'm not cetain where to read it online.
>>73163725
It's our pleasure to keep the fires alive for you brave souls!
Happy Hanako Day!
Why is life so overrated?
>>73163740
I really don't understand how a Mary Sue translates into a realistic VN.
Care to educate me nigga?
>>73163320
>>73163568
are you in love with shizune yet?
>>73163785
My god. That's terrifying.
>>73163856
Life's rad.
Quit living a shitty one.
>>73163790
Do you take requests?
>>73163964
She's not for me. I can't bring myself to dislike her though. I'm only in at two nigga, I might start balling at some point who fuckin knows.
>>73163790
Oh I'm just bothering namefags to be judges, I'm leaving it to you and Flopsy to organize things.
>>73164078
I cried like a fucking girl during my virgin run.
Such catharsis that nothing's ever really replaced.
>>73163806
i use http://pururin.com/
its really fluid and has a great community
>>73164051
I've never really been too good with requests. I have a hard time doing a full story on something that's close to readable unless I have every single detail down on paper.
For the time being, no. I'm really flattered that you would want to request something from me since I feel pretty washed up at this point, but I have to decline. There's too much of my own stuff that I want to write that work and the lack of drive have been keeping me from.
>>73164123
I wasn't aware of this part of the agreement, but alright, I'll hop on Steam.
>>73163918
Explanation please?
>>73164234
What are some things you're planning to write then? I just want to see more Shizune and Emi stories.
>>73163806
>replaying Hanako's route casually over the last day or two
>get to the H scene
God fucking dammit. I could not wail on that space bar fast enough. I hate that reassertion that Hana-haters are right. She has a weak route and a laughably bad H scene.
I do appreciate that a game I once played for the potential of fap material, I am now disgusted by the fact that it tries to fill that role.
Best fucking girl of all time though.
>>73164172
Can't find it. Are you sure that site listed company-published manga?
>>73164409
just give me the name and im sure i can find a like somewhere
>>73163160
>>73162924
I'm leaving. Here's the manga I plan to lend her.
Try to find this online. Original publisher is hakusensha.
>>73164078
deep down everyone loves shizune, even if they don't know it
>>73164123
That's, uh... okay. I don't really know what I could contribute to the foundation of a contest, but it's nice of you to volunteer me anyway.
>>73164327
I have tons of outlines saved just for shit I write down when I'm at work or whenever I get off work. Right now the two things I want to do most are a story where Shizune uses her student council privileges to get into the school pool at night, and a story where Hisao and Hanako go on a vacation she would've won in a Shanghai drawing of sorts.
Yes, I have a thing for swimsuits. Shut up.
>>73164554
Are you sure you google this properly?
http://www.mangahere.co/manga/forever_honey/
>>73164637
>an adorable story between father and daughter
Emibro, come here. We have a new adventure.
>>73164393
Hanako's route had plenty of good moments. The problem is that it didn't finish strongly because it had been in development for 5 years, the original writer left, and hers was the only route they were still waiting on.
The H-scene was just fine, it's just that there wasn't enough of a follow-up to resolve all of the events that occurred. It set the climax in motion, but the ending does nothing to address all of the build-up and all of the conflicting emotions. It was two stupid teenagers making a bad decision, and the writing tried to ride with it instead of giving it the attention it needed.
>>73164637
nice google-fu anon
by the time i got a like you beat me to it
>>73164807
You know what? Finishing her route just now, your words make me feel better about the whole situation. Thanks, man. Even if that shit just ends suddenly, the journey is worth every step.
Craptawa Shitjo is not a game. It's something so much more than that.
Happy Birthday, my beautiful waifu.
good fucking googly moogly shit jesus christ. you fucking faggots have literally been talking about the same thing for two years straight. how do you niggas do it goddman just stop talking about this faggot ass game already. fuck i said this same shit last year how the fuck could you faggots make a thousand threads holy shit man im so angry right now not really im typing this with a straight face but goddamn are you kidding me man. WHAT FUCKING MORE CAN YOU TALK ABOUT JESUS SHIT PLEASE STOP OR CONSIDER SUICIDE. Holy shit man im about to fucking kill myself im about to fuucking do it and i will blame it on katawa shoujo in my suicide note, then you this faggot ass general will get shut down and the game can finally fucking die the way it was supposed to fucking years ago. are you fucking kidding me mate im so tired of this shit dog why are you still talking about this garbage ass game man good fuck. please tell me. please tell me what you could possibly be talking about for literally 2 years. i just want to fucking know man cause it seems like you fags are having an endless conversation. it has to end sometime broham and it will bro im telling you. when it does you will probably kill yourself because youve been here for 2 years and this is all you know now. once this place is gone your life will have no meaning. you will have no soul man. this "game" is your fucking life. are you kidding me dog. hanako is the best girl goddamn that bitch is sexy i wont lie.
>>73165259
hahaahha
>>73165259
Best short story written on ksg in months.
>>73165259
Thanks d...
>hanako is the best girl goddamn that bitch is sexy i wont lie
>>73165259
>katawa shoujo
>game
>>73165259
>not wishing hana a happy birthday once in that hugeass wall of text
>>73165259
>CONSIDER SUICIDE
>>73164554
Me again. Actually, I never checked inside the classroom. I just did. I managa to lend her this. Thank you /ksg/. Have a nice day.
>>73165429
http://www.implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League/Teams#.2Fksg.2F_-_Katawa_Shoujo_General
>>73165259
Screencapped the shit out of that. Fresh pasta has arrived.
>>73165514
Good man. True story: a casual manga exchange helped me nail a qt asian I used to work with. Best summer of my fuckin' life.
>>73165259
but seriously thanks man i needed a good laugh
Why aren't you writing?
>>73165865
I don't enjoy cocks sliding in and out of my mouth and anus. That's why.
>>73165865
Because I just took my little sister to the movies and I'm tired as shit.
Also I don't write, just wanted to share that doing nice things for little siblings is one of the best feels ever.
She found my old high school note books and asked why I drew rockets everywhere.They were all penises on every page.
>>73165865
Because I'll never get the dialogue right.
>>73165865
Cyberpunk isn't easy. I thought I could just sandbag stuff I saw playing Deus Ex and Neotokyo but it's not that easy
>>73166059
Dialogue isn't terribly difficult. What about is giving you trouble
>>73166047
Why don't you introduce her to Crippled Princess School?
Cheaper then the movies.
>>73166089
I don't want to fall into the pit of cliches.
Like Emi saying "Man" in every sentence.
Or Rin blurting out "oh man a butterfly, it's just like me!"
Or "ara ara ara ara ara"
>browsing ksg from work
You fuckers got nothing on me
>>73165865
i am actually writing
its not KS related though
its about a guy who has immortality born around the mid-second millenium who tries to kill himself all the time.
he cant, because hes immortal, so he just ends up watching his friends and loved one die around him as he travels from continent to continent
>>73165865
because I am
>>73166254
Working with established characters is a bit of a double edged sword.
On one hand, your creativity kinda has to take the back seat and you have to do your best to make the characters as accurate as possible.
On the other hand you have the entire VN to reference from
>>73166301
It sounds like Highlander.
What makes it special?
>>73166479
>It sounds like Highlander
That fucking makes it special. Highlander was awesome.
I'm gonna go watch it now
>>73166479
i never watched highlander so i have no idea, but he does alot to found the country of australia, participates in the american revolution (on the british side) sees the massacre of deaths of the native americans, then goes to alaska for most of the late 1800s, and when he goes back to look up some of the siblings of people he once knew, he ends up in a holocaust camp and the germans perform experiments on him to extract his immortality.
HAPPY HANADAY FUCK YEAH REJOICE STOP TALKING ABOUT RAPE/NOT RAPE ENJOY IT
Also, I see newfag got the good Rin ending.
I'm so happy for you newfag, you can do this shit.
>>73166694
If he's immortal, why doesn't he just go through a black hole and stop himself from being born?
>>73166301
I'm pretty sure you're writing a very cliche story. Even LotR had elements of that.
>>73166951
well the story doesn't advance beyond the 1960's
although you gave me a good idea, maybe have him jump on the apollo mission to the moon and chill out like that watchmen guy on mars
>>73166965
We love cliches here. Katana Shoujo is full of them.
>>73167179
its pronounced crapawa shitjo
>>73167335
Thanks doc
>>73167335
Alright get your cancerous "story" out of here. Namefags joking around for attention is worse then prank callers on community radio. No one really listens, and no one really cares.
Happy birthday Hanako.Tfw she will never exist
>>73167570
we exist anon, we exist.
well, i'm tired guys im going to sleep for a while and post back when i wake up.
you cunts better be here for the tenth anniversary.
>>73167652
This general will never die. For every one newfag that rides in on a blaze of glory, there's a dozen who just sneak in and post. Katawa Shoujo is a modern classic, the definitive visual novel. People will play it twenty years down the road, not to relive those feels, but to love through the game that gave them the visual novels they have today. It's a cycle, this will never be forgotten.
>>73168807
No.
>>73168881
;_; you're a poopbutt
Heading to bed for the night. Stay awesome, KSG, and happy birthday Hanako.
>>73163517I saw your post but didn't know how to respond and I don't want to come off as a dick by not saying anything before I leave. Thank you for the compliments and for the support. I'll try to put out one more thing before I keel over and die like the dozens of other writers that used to be here with me.
>>73168941
>happy birthday Hanako
Nice try. We all know how much you hate her
>>73169054
>We
You really gotta learn how to speak for yourself one of these days.
Hey, ksg, don't you dare be dead on Hana's birthday.
>>73169484
Heroes never die. They just become BONES
We wouldn't dare!
Happy birthday Hanako!
I haven't been a regular here in a long time, but it's nice seeing people happy to celebrate their waifu's birthday. What do the Hanabros have planned?Please don't start any route or rape shit on today of all days. I know you guys can be awesome again, if just for a day.
4chan is kill?
>>73169484
I'm still here. Gonna eat some dinner, watch some dragonball and play some psyconauts before doing another run of her alpha route.
>>73169646
Oh yeah, I've never played an alpha route.
Are they good? Should I play them all?
I don't want to get too sad.
>>73169620tfw I have nothing planned
She's my waifu. Am I a shit person?I just don't know what to do
>>73169614
>>73169484
t'was for you!
>>73169620
I need to bought some cake, that's my plan for today!
>>73169759
WARNING: You may get cut on all the edges from the Alpha routes
>>73169784
I usually think being a namefag on 4chan is pretty silly for some reason, I don't know why.
But I like you, FCD.
Wannacuddle?
>>73169759
Lots of people give it shit because it tries to add too much extra sad shit into her background but I don't really mind it. Plus they uploaded a new version today for her birthday with more art so it's a good time to try it.
I haven't done Shizune's alpha route though so I can't speak for it. Just a warning though, playing through any route again does bring back the Katawa dick. Not quite as strong as the first time but it's still there.
>>73169784
Oh shit! What kind?
>>73169765
Well, do you have something you enjoy doing that benefits you?
>>73169963
Not really. Not unless sitting on my ass in front of a computer all day counts.
>>73169963
I don't know! The glorious kind!
>>73169887
Are you my Hana? I can only cuddle crippled teenagers!
>>73169960
Oh, I know about that. The katawa dick part.
I can't find anything good to fap to anyway, so I don't care.
Might try it, thanks.
>>73170095
:(
>>73170140
Adding on to my comment about the katawa dick, there are symptoms that never passed after that first time. I used to ERP on WoW for hours on end. Think 8+ hours on weekends.
I just can't bring myself to do it ever since I first went through this VN 2 years ago. Shit's pretty scary.
Don't die while I get her some cake, ok?
Free Mafia 2 for someone.
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=yeeqrxZvCWu8CCtW
Peace out bye.
>>73170089
You might find it nice to push yourself for your waifu. I was going to do that today and then get started on replaying her route.
Don't feel sad if you have nothing planned though. As long a you love her man.
>>73171000
Thanks. Nice repeating digits.
Happy Birthday Hana
Happy Birthday to Happy Hana
Well, looks like the thread is dead for the time being.
Happy birthday Hanako and remember to be excellent to each other!
Wait, It's two face's birthday?
What a coincidence I came here.
Burniko is not worst girl but she's trying her hardest to be.
>>73172220
Anonmous is not worst poster but she's trying her hardest to be.
I have some cake now! Let's the party begin!
Goodnight, KSG.
I love each and every one of you.
>>73173000
I'll bring thecandles.
Goodnight, KSG. Stay wonderful.
>>73173181
>>73173261
Goodnight!
Happy Birthday Hanako!
I'm drinking for both of us tonight!
>>73173765
Can we talk about Hana?
happy birthday hanako
I did it
I not only won my waifu's heart in AA2, I kept those impure deviant shotas away from her with misinformation and violence
>>73173887
Absolutely
>>73173887
>>73173887
If you wanna...
>>73173887
What do you like most about Hana?
>>73174149
All of her
>>73174540
Even her imperfect parts?
>>73174620
Of course, otherwise it wouldn't be true love
>>73174620
What do you like about Hana KeniBro?
>>73173989
>>73174149
Now I remember that I'm not that good at talking so I'll just post some Hana!
>>73175135
She's rather moe
>>73175347
Just posting is good enough anon
>>73175347
enjoy you cake! is that from the new alpha stuff?
>>73175975
I dunno but I have this picture since a while!
>>73175884
I can do that!
>>73175347
>Black tea
Put some milk in that shit, nigga.
>>73176384
It's vanilla black tea! I don't need no milk in it!
>>73176490
BLACK TEA BLENDS HAVE MILK IN THEM UNLESS THEY'RE HERBAL IN WHICH CASE FUCK YOU HERBAL TEA IS AN ABOMINATION
EVEN IF THEY'RE VANILLA OR SOME SHIT, IF IT'S A BLACK BLEND IT. HAS. MILK.
>>73176561
flopsy get out
>>73176561no
>>73176561
I drink black tea sometimes if I'm too lazy to put milk in it. It tastes strange.... Can't drink it cold so I have to keep an eye on it and drink it as soon as it's cooled down enough to drink. Only ever have a tiny amount of milk in tea anyway, just enough to cancel out the astringent taste of black tea.
>>73176670
YOU'RE DRINKING TEA WRONG.
>>73176718
YOU TOO.
>>73176758
I usually have (a tiny amount of) milk in it, if it makes you feel any better. You seem a bit angry, is there anything you want to talk about?
>>73176758
Not that much tea drinker over here so you kinda improvise. I will try it, if this can make you happy.
>>73176824
No, I just, tea deserves to be appreciated as much as wine does and nobody gives it that respect, you know?
>>73176886
You should drink more tea.
>>73176918
I do a lot, I just don't know shit about it!
Which do you guys reckon is more fattening, black coffee with a teaspoon of sugar, or coffee with milk (white coffee, I specified milk because I know americans put cream or something in their coffee)?
>>73176989
Well, there's two real types. Black, and green. There's Oolong too, but we won't get into that. Green is for weebs and people who don't know the warmth of the sun that never set on the British Empire, and black is for civilized people.
There's a lot of different kinds of black, and you should always get loose leaf because teabags are literally stale tea. There's no way for me to tell you what you'd like, but if you're drinking vanilla there I'd recommend creme brulee, it's really good. Good tea, once you have it, you can't really go back to 5c teabags from the local supermarket, so I warn you in advance.
>>73177228
Coffee is for Americans and people with no tastebuds.
>>73177586
That isn't what I asked
>>73177247
I'm guessing loose leaf is to tea as brewed is to coffee?
and holy shit guys stop shitting over the beverage that fueled the industrial revolution. please.
>>73177228
Probably with milk. A teaspoon of sugar isn't that much.
Hanako needs a cake for every year she's been alive
>>73177662
If instant coffee is out-of-date coffee beans, yeah. There's a lot more variety in tea than there is in coffee. I mean yeah, there's caramel coffee and whatever, but there can be really subtle differences in tea just how it's prepared.
Irish breakfast tea and English breakfast tea taste TOTALLY DIFFERENT, and Melbourne breakfast even more so.
>>73177228
Two teaspoons of sugar are about 10g. Sugar has about 387kcal/100g. So you have 38.7kcal.
I measured about 50g milk (1% fat) I usually put in my coffee, that's about 21kcal with 42kcal/100g.Pretty easy to do if you have google and a scale
Hey fags.Record yourself on Vocaroo wishing her happy birthday
>>73177936
Alright, thanks.
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>>73178363
>>73178363
>>73178475
xaxaxa
>>73178363
>>73178475
>>73178505
>>73178363
C'est pas faux
>>73178363
>>73178475
>>73178505
>>73178575
>>73178363
Well, alright then.
SRETAN RO?ENDAN, HANAKO. VOLIM TE <3
Hana Hana Ko. https://www.dropbox.com/s/71vcmis21prfgt1/hanako.zip
Just wishing Hanako a happy birthday before I go to work.
Enjoy your day Hanabros.
Thank you for teaching me that one can sit in silence with real friend without getting uncomfortable. Happy Birthday Hanako.
>>73178676
>>73178684
Happy birthday in our language? YESH
Buon compleanno, Hanako!
Ti amo
>>73178012
in what style
I didn't do anything special today for her birthday but I made the trip down to the set of Hobbiton. Took the tour, had a drink inside the Green Dragon and wondered if Hanako would like it. Saw a lot of couples there so that was probably what made me think about that.
I think she would like the LoTR universe.
>>73178775
What is it? Hopefully Hanako pictures.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/UsefulNotes/TeaAndTeaCulture
Bow down to me now.
>>73179078
ok i`ll join
Alles gute zum Geburtstag, Hanako!
>>73178012
http://vocaroo.com/
how'd I do
(it sounds a lot quieter than it was, my mic is placed really far away from my mouth and I can't get it to go closer)
>>73179687
>Forgot the link
>>73179687
oops
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hJzC2ClcWL
>>73179905
>>73180098
>Complaining about being Scottish
Try being Northern Irish.
>>73180098
2true
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJrWlHRT-18
>be me
>have dream about Akira last night
>We're at some kind of dinner gathering for friends
>Akira and I are across the table from each other
>Friends start telling me and Akira to switch our dress shirts for some reason
>Start taking them off and Akira hands me hers
>It's soft
>I look at Akira
>I can feel my face heating up
>"I just want you to know who I am" starts playing when we look at each other
>everything in the dream seemed to imply that Akira and I were broken up recently
>I can feel a "I'm sorry" building up in my throat
>She looks like she's about to say it too
>Right before I say it...
>I wake up
>Can't go back to sleep
>Can't finish the dream
>I will never know what happened
>I will never get to say i'm sorry for what it was
>I will never fix my relationship with Akira
Fucking dreams man ;_;
>>73180189
It's okay, once you're any kind of Irish, it's not like you can sink further into the shitpit of humanity.
>>73180369
You just wasted your yuppie girlfriend's reservations.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a reservation at a good restaurant?
>>73180369
I know the feeling.
>dreaming that I'm in a jewellery store
>since it's a dream i'm not spilling spaghetti everywhere and am this suave motherfucker talking to this qt3.14
>dream continues with us having fun shopping in the mall, walking around town and just general sappy montage shit you see in movies
>i wake up and just sit there wondering what happened
I blame it on the fact that I went to a jewellery store the week before to help my friend pick out an engagement ring. The clerk asked me when I was going to buy a ring and pop the question and all I could say was that Iplay video games.
>>73180369
>"I just want you to know who I am"
Jesus anon, that's why you were getting ready to apologize right there. Probably why you broke up too, you have shit taste in music.
>>73180369
Here anon, it looks like you need a hug.
I recently had a dream about Hanako. I can't remember anything, but it was a happy one, I'm sure.
>>73180369
>>73180829
At last, you know what it is to feel.
You have become a part of us entirely
>>73180829
>>73180961
>>73180962
>My first ever KS dream
>It's already a nightmare because of dream me's past actions
>I can't do anything to fix it in time
>I'll probably never get the chance to now
Why am I here?
Just to suffer? ;_;
Everyone deserves to be loved.
>>73181257
except bitchtits
>>73181257
Why?
>>73180369
>>73181135
Well at least you gave Thanatos a premise for a neutral/bad endo.
So there's that at least
>>73181462
Is he working on it?
>>73180369
>>>/blog/
>>73182230
good night, Kay ess gee. I hope you had a happy hanaday and stay comfy!
>>73182964
What a coincidental,today has been the hottest day here all summer
>>73182964
Goodnight!
>>73178012
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00vZkwJ3FjE
>>73183456
You're not a girl.
Oh, it's Hanako's day. Why the thread isn't moving with cosmic speed? Shame on you, Hanalovers.
>>73183456
Why do you all sing it though? That seems pretty childish to me...
>>73184285
u watch ur fukin froggy mouth m8
>>73183513
Okay.
>>73184285
Singing happy birthday to a cute girl is acceptable no matter the age.
>>73180369
You had your first croak dream
>>73184349
It was just a question...
>>73184434
Shit you're right. My bad then!
>>73184434
>>73184493
Cute girls don't find it acceptable. It's not a very Chad thing to do.
>>73180554
Well, don't know about you, but I don't
>>73184557
I don't know what chad mean so I can do it, right?
>>73184557
You're clearly hanging out with the wrong cute girls.
>>73184557
Explain this Chad thing to me. I've read it a couple of times on /r9k/ screen caps. I've only ever known one Chad and he was an asshole that eventually got his ass handed to him by one of my friends.
>>73184727
People like bitchtits think being an arsehole is how you get grills
>>73184818
That is a pretty /r9k/ way of thinking, yeah.
STANDING HERE
>>73178012
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GNrntmlHBJ
Hey ksg,virgin here. I recently lost some weight and gained a lot of confidence, and now have the opportunity to fuck random qt grills. Should I try and get a gf to make my first time special (there's a grill i have in mind), or just get my dick as wet as possible while I'm young and the grill's libidos are going crazy?
Spoiler for blogging/normalfagging/3dpd
>>73185141
I RAN ACADEMY TRACK YOU KNOW
>>73184482
So...I'm going to die trying to apologize to Akira (or at least someone who looks like her irl)?
That...both sucks, and doesn't make any sense.
>>73185418
Depends
You could delay the inevitable though