>Newest AC Scratch
>Current FUN Scratch
>Stuff to do this week
>Current Update on PSO2 NA:
Stoop axing, it's never coming.
>PSO2 JP's Weekly Maintenance:
Tuesdays @ 10:00 PM ~ 4:00 AM EDT
Wednesday @ 03:00 ~ 09:00 GMT+1
>How to Register for Japanese Version (It says for the beta but still mostly applies to the final release):
>Frequently Asked Questions and Information (READ THIS): http://pastebin.com/bvkkU6MY
>Guides and Additional FAQs (read before asking questions):
>Buying Arks Cash for PSO2 using PSO2es
>Story translation patch (Up to Matter Board 15--remove this first if you encounter glitches):
>PSO2 Tweaker (Only use it to install story patch updates)
>English Language Database:
>Official PSO2 Blog:
>Character Creator/Benchmark Test (Out of Date, Doesn't Include Deumans):
English Patch: http://psumods.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=414&p=5433
>Skill Tree Stimulator:
>/vg/ character info ADD YOURS
>tfw no Arkship to attack
Being Falz is lonely, especially when your kind steps on you
P..please spank me with your hands more, falz senpai..!
>tfw you remember that your SP is still waiting for you to come home
I told my SP I'd see her tomorrow just before the last time I logged off.
Elder was a braindead fool for attacking the ship head-on. I, at least know that ramming the Mothership into the Arkship works.
My supports partners. They're so lonely, but I can't do anything for them
Post your support partner
Clothes on, in bath.
Whatcha gonna do?
>rife all this love blooming around me and I'm just over here alone.
I-It's not like I want a connection with anyone or anything, but I wouldn't mind having someone who says hi when I log on.
3000 AC to remodel, oh what am I going to do.
I used to visit all of my friends room and say greet them whenever I got the login calls.
they said it was creepy, so I stopped doing that
with most of them.
This is my support partner on 2 and my character on 4.
Let's be creepy together, healthy fun etc.
Time to post Loser lines and translate them into English because I am bored. Tell me if any errors.
??????? > michi no jishou da to > unknown phenomenon? (When striking his face weakpoints)
??????…! > shiki ni gomi ga... > garbage in the equation...! (When miraging the core)
???????????? > amari wazurawaseruna, mendou da > Don't bother me too much, annoying (Fast mode activated)
??????????? > sate, katatzuke no jikan da na > Now, it's time to finish it (Slow mode activated)
????????! > akusu fuzei ga... > The like of arks... (When spitting balls of hurt out of his mouth)
????? > migurushii > ugly (Sword bombardment attack)
??????? > kudaranu teikou da > worthless resistance (When using two part sword attack vertical > horizontal slash)
????????? > miesuita kaitou da na > predictable answer (using the sword shockwave attack that only attacks sides and creates whirlpools in slow down mode)
??"??"???????? > Kai wa muda ni shuusoku shiteiruzo > I have concluded that the answer is "Futile" (I think it's the one where he lowers his swords and his hitbox kinda slices the area in half or sends the giga shockwave in slow down mode)
?????????! > enzan no hitsuyou mo nai > There is no need for calculations (Rotation swords aka the scrub neutraliser)
?????????? > kowareta omocha ni you wa nai > I have no use for a broken tool (When he is stabbing things from above, either multiple times in fast mode or once in slow down with a big shockwave)
??????? > soko wa shireteiru > I can understand the bottom (I guess there it means something like the base) of it (Stabs his swords from down under and then sends a shockwave)
Then let's all become friends. As the first sign of friendship, let's all get naked together when PSO2 returns.
????????????????????? > zenchi wa boku da, boku no michibikidashita kai ni machigai wa nai > I am all knowing, there is no doubt about the solution I have concluded (Slams his arm into the ground and produces shockwaves similar to Hunar's)
?????????????? > boku no omou ga mama ni, kai wo motomen > For my satisfaction, I desire solution (Uses his arm to summon those balls that bounce around the arena)
????????????????????????? > muimi da muda da orokashii, horobiro kiero uchuu no gomi ga... > Senseless, futile, stupid, perish, disappear trash of the space (Makes a ball that sucks everyone in and then explodes after a while)
?????????????????! ???????????????????? > shien to houkai no saki ni zenchi he itasu michi ga aru! waga na wa ruza (haisha), zenchi sono mono da > Before ruin and collapse I will achieve omniscience, my name is L
uther(Loser), all knowing that thing (First time stop)
?????????! ???????????????????? > ima koso zenchi wo tsukamu toki! waga na wa ruza (haisha) zenchi sono mono da > Now for sure, it's time to grab omniscience! My name is Luther (Loser), all knowing that thing.
(second time stop)
>??????????? > sate, katatzuke no jikan da na > Now, it's time to finish it
better would be "well then, it's time to clean up" imo
>?????????? > kowareta omocha ni you wa nai > I have no use for a broken tool
omocha means "toy" not "tool"
And my other one.
>tfw they ban all non-Japanese IPs in response to the DDoS attack
I can already see it coming
Someday I'll stand up for what I know is right
( ' ? ')
They're saying the scheduled update for the 25th is being delayed until further notice because of the DDoS attack.
The next official announcement will be given out at 6/24 15:00 JST
how does it feel knowing I have defiled your beloved companions
>Learn to Calculate Time Zones
>Can't even calculate time zones
Don't have too many pics; this is from a few months back...
>mfw reading Sega's last update on the DDoS matter
So we all wait until late night today for another "we have no idea of what to do" tweet?
Well... The EQ twitter bot pinged two EQs earlier today. I'm not sure on what basis it works, but given that it hadn't tweeted anything since the downtime started, I consider it a good omen.
The twitter bot in question.
didnt you knew? the japanese are already playing since friday, they just ip banned us all
Remeber when redroom used to be good?
I can't believe I've left her alone for this long guys.
I hope she's making friends with other Support Partners.
Why is it always awful bgo? Why never a real board game?
I want to play Robinson Crusoe instead. Or Mage Knight, or Netrunner, or even a big game of Formula De or something.
But no, BGO. I'm going to go cry now.
Has anyone tried nesbox to get some SNES co-op beat 'em up games going? Or is that a bad idea?
it works, but even this example needs some adjustments
Alright, I'm probably gonna lag it up, but let's see how it works.
(got spam filtered)
It's a online emulator with a bunch of nes/snes/genesis roms. Don't know if it's better.
Game for cute little white lolis
fucking gigantic ugly niggers everywhere
This is why Japan hates us.
This don't seem to be working out.
Let's play something simpler.
Yeah, looks like it's not going to work for me. Sorry.
>if koga was blonde.gif
I wish I was anyone but me
An umbrella isn't very scary
I'll try my best anyways
Sometimes they hurt but I'll be okay ;_;
my floodgate is sturdier than you think, anon kun
Does this ass look like shota
Dear PSO2, please come back. This thing is becoming addicting.
Is that code for hymen?
Are you bragging that you're character is a virgin?
The First Loser I ran with Biskoi.
No, anon-kun, why would I brag about something my character doesn't have?
am not Nue
>bragging about not being a virgin
Wow. What a worthless slut. Did you just spread your legs for the first rappy that walked by? No wonder on one will waifu you. You're damaged goods.
>What are attentionwhores?
>What is avatarfagging?
Where am I?
Where are my pants?
Why am I covered in blood?
why you do dis to meeee
I..it's not damaged if I'm not returned..!
What kind of face would fit then?
First picture I ever posted from my first post I ever posted here.
And with that I'm out of pics of Ishya.
I'm running out of postable pictures.
>bought someone Doge Souls: Prepare to Shibe Edition for $6.99
>It just went on sale for $4.99
Fug this gay Lordran and all the undead in it.
Really hope the game is up this weekend maybe.
Probably not though.
This thread needs more Eru Erurufu
neesan go talk to your hubby because he's mad at me
I keep forgetting to ask who the hell this guy was who was waiting outside red room for like the whole day.
but i've been reposting really. need pso2 up
No wonder your hubby was tired of you. I will feast on him then~
yes, terribly day.
I'm nervous already, as I haven't improved at all since yesterday.
SOMEONE HERE DESIRED TO KNOW WHO THE TWO SHOTAS WERE
WELL HERE YOU GO
Those three are voiced by Atsuko Enomoto and Haruko Momoi from the livestreams (they had a whole segment about giving them unique voices, if I recall), neither had any role in Plastic Nee-san.
Good fucking luck with that. Shit's expensive. Even when it got a revival it still stayed crazy expensive.
I don't even know who you are.
Actually, I don't really know anyone that well yet from Ship 2.
>implying I'm tsundere
>tfw no kawaii chocolate imouto to be a doting onii-chan to.
Why does everyone make titty monsters?
400k is a fucking alot, dood. Sorry we're not all 1% PSO2ers with 7000000000000000000 meseta on hand at all times. Some of us actually have lives outside of a shitty space dress up game that no one plays.
How is this called if someone spanks you on the but with their head?
>PSO2 down on Sonic's birthday
i guess ill just have to wait until next year to celebrate it on pso2
>400k is penises.
>tfw I read it that way at first
>tfw redrum has probably irredeemably corrupted me.
Well, guess I should just start handing out free fugs when the game comes back up.
Anyone know what I'm supposed to do? I don't speak Chinese.
>stop being lazy and do your TACOs
>doing TACOs requires leveling
>efficient leveling requires AQs
>AQs require people
>doing things with people requires decent equips (and begging)
>decent equips require money
>money requires TACOs
Ah, the cycle of PSO2.
That's not helpful. I mean, it is, in a way, because that would make this possibly, but Chinese is not a language that can be learned that quickly.
This isn't helpful at all.
When you're a level 36 shitter that doesn't have a lot of time to play and is easily distracted that happens. Hell I'm just learning how not to just spam Kanran and Shunka everywhere.
This. Before it went down, I had all relevant COs ready and I was gonna do the LQ. Then I was going to take a break until Bouncer came, and I was going to dump all those completed COs onto it.
Alright so, it looks like I can't. I can't do it, I just can't forget about Karen this way. When the servers are back up I will talk to her. I will apologize for all the negative attention I have brought her, I will beg on my knees for forgiveness for somehow spawning this horrible horrible meme. Then after her answer whether forgiveness or not I will confess, I will hand her my heart to do with what she pleases. Karen, get ready, this ends soon.
I'm downloading PSU Ambition of Illuminus, and I don't remember anything about it, does it feel a lot different from the PSPo games? I know it uses the same equip and tech mechanics but I don't remember if it did combat weirdly (does it use Just Attack or Strong Attack?) or what its class customization options were. No mags?
Websites are quite vague on how the game plays.
You mean that laser that requires you to sit completely still for several seconds, has no super armor whatsoever, and misses if the enemy takes even a tiny step forward?
not sure whether to get rid of the gap or not, if it's even possible
>not spamming the level one charge to hit large masses of enemies multiple times in the span of a single second.
You only need full charge for a boss. And bosses spend VERY long periods of time standing perfectly still with their weak point pointed directly at you saying "That's right onii-chan. Plunge into my hole hard and deep."
You just have a normal attack and you can set one PA to that weapon. Classes have different weapon proficiencies which determines what you can equip. Just Attacks were added in that expansion along with new weapon types. And no mags. You do get an offhand weapon that resembles one.
>I want friends
>but I want them to magically find me without any tips or hints from me as to my identify.
Fuck you then. I tried being your friend but your anti-social behavior is preventing that.
>implying anyone plays on ship4
Congrats on rolling on a graveyard.
Hope you didn't use your second slot.
Time to remake on Glorious2.
>bashing on best Photokano.
Wow. Stop posting anytime.
she screams NTR
best to keep her at friend distance
Anyone in this picture who isn't already taken.
You got some serious competition mate.
I suggest you confess as soon as the servers are back up before Biskoi has a chance to steal Strawberry~chan from you right before your very eyes.
And then you'll be forced to watch Biskoi and Strawberry~chan be a happy and cute couple together in the redrum, all the while you're unable to say anything.
Could you handle that? Seeing your Strawberry~chan being happy with someone else?
>log on before DDoS
>check friends list
>waifu is on, and in a room
>Oh, we're starting early tonight?
>go into my room
>go into waifu's room
>waifu's in a room but not mine or hers
>typing out /w to see what's up
i'm not ready to confess yet
it might be hard to watch from the sidelines seeing her have fun but it will be something i have to deal with
i'm prepared to wait it out and not have any NTR drama occur again
implying she would accept