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>>188018592
I want to bully Junkrat until he cries!

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OH YEAH
>OH YEAH
OH YEAH
>OH YEAH
OH YEAH

Tracer is a dyke.

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Both World Wars gave massive scientific advancement to humanity
WW3 would make us into stronga

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>YOU'RE POWERED UP GET IN THERE

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>>188018810

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Sombra online.

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>>188018810

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>>188018810

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>>188018810
I FEEL LIKE A MAN POSSESED

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>>188018810

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>>188018810
>Anaboosted Ulting Valkyrie Mercy

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>>188018810

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>>188018810

Is it still possible to climb with 35% winrate?

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>>188018962
>tfw the edgy Mercy comics are about to be legitimate

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>have rare degenerative disease that's turned the left side of my face below the eye into a fucking skeleton over the last few years
>can't afford plastic surgery
>never go out
>this shit is all I have
>never win a game unless I get carried

>last general dies early from image limit
>people still dump images
Retards.

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>>188018810

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Here comes T.Racer!

>>188019045
So you are becoming a supervillain?

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>>188019072
then...we could just make another thread right after

>>188019140
Is she coming to eat my dirty little dyke cunt?

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>>188019072
Thanks pham

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>>188019072
>mfw

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Aaaaaand tracer posters, i miss Zarya already

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>>188018810
WHY DID THE FUCK DID YOU BOOST ME WHEN THE SOLDIER AND THE GENJI HAS ULT

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>>188019072
Posting images on an image board? How dare they

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>>188019283

>>188019189
Who would DSP main?

>>188019329
Y-you think you can swoon me with some shit like that? Pffft nice try..

>>188019351
he's an ultimate scumbag boxer user in ST so probably tracer or some shit

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>>188019351
It has to be McCree, He'd get his flashbang deflected then
>"UHHHH DID I JUST STUN MYSELF? THATS SOME REALLY NICE CODING JEFF."

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>Sit on high ground spamming nades
>Stupid flying bitch shows up and eats 2 left shifts in the face
>Grenades below me explode
>Triple kill

What the fuck were they thinking making this a reality.

>>188019351
He played a terrible Winston

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>tfw qt

>>188019351
Hanzo, of course.

>>188019351
Genji and DSP are two of the same.

>>188019474
>DSP playing one of the hardest characters in the game
Are you one of those people who think Bastion is too strong?

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>>188018810
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
BOOOOOOOOST
the old Lucio main fondly remebered. Alas, the powers that be decided that going a bit faster was a bit too good, despite the majority of Nano's power being in the huge attack and defensive buffs. The nerf didn't affect Nano in any major way, but the day's of SuperRein, Beyblade and Boostio was over.
In the end, the strength of Nanoboost was left intact, but the soul and the fun was gone

>>188019585
>only uses scatter arrow

>>188019619
>tracer
>hard to play

lol
i am more thinking that he would pick a top tier

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>>188018810
>Get instantly hooked

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>>188019708

Tracer licks, sucks, tongues and kisses pussies.

>>188019742
hehe nice

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>>188019631
>tfw no more fun nanospeed molten torb with hammer swinging wildly and getting kills

>>188019664
Like she's widely regarded as a high skill cap character where are you going with this?

>>188018962
>>188019025
>they haven't heard about Mercy getting nerfed in PTR

>>188019203
I'll do it :3

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Nano boost should enhance a heroes abilities when they're shot.
>Reinhardts charge speeds up and knocks down anyone in his path

>>188019550
who that?

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>>188019775
>tfw
Better hope you have a Lucio to help you out

>>188019708
>implying Hog could kill you at all now, let alone with a 50% def buff on you
Those were the days....

Tracer wears other women's pelvises on her face.

>>188019802
I didn't realize Ana was such a MANLET

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>>188019802
>McCree does quadruple backflips/frontflips
>Flashbang blasts whole rooms

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>>188019858
>it only really worked with nanospeed and amped speed boost in the first place

>>188019940
>heels

>>188019984
>heels
Nice excuse shrimp

>>188019782
Just ignore him, apparently every character that becomes top tier is automatically easy to play well.

>>188019802
>Torb can deploy turret faster
>Torb can throw armour packs further
>Reaper becomes a slightly bigger cloud of smoke
>Reaper can teleport a bit faster
Gr8 buff, I see no flaws whatsoever

>>188019802
>Genji can deflect what he couldn't deflect before with Nano Boost
Are you sure you want this?

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Havent played in like a week because I'm switching ISP's.
How did the changes to the heroes affect the games?

Pic unrelated

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>>188020086
>stronger barries
>can now shield 2 allies

>>188020170
More Junkrats spamming, but otherwise you're still in dive.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THE NIPS ARE CURRENTLY RUNNING ON BOTH TEAMS IN CONTENDERS RIGHT NOW
>WINSTON
>D.VA
>TRACER
>GENJI/S76
>LUCIO
>ZEN
SUCH A BETTER META THAN WHEN TRITANK/QUADTANK/BEYBLADE/DIVE/DEATHBALL WERE ALL VIABLE IN SOME WAY. BRAVO BLIZZ

>>188019797
Sorry anon I was lying. I'm a boy with a small dick.

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>>188018810

>>188020227
Sounds like HotS.

>>188020115
>Genji can deflect lightning
>Genji can deflect a cold draft of air
wut

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>>188020227
Zarya is big, big, BIG!

>>188020115
>Winston jumps on you as zenyatta
>attackers jump on you as zenyatta
>Sniper looks at you as zenyatta

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>triple tank might never come back

>>188020238
What about Mercy and Dva?

>>188020350
>>188020115
oops wasnt supposed to be a reply

>>188020260
Don't talk shit about dive in this team based game with barriers and mei walls you FUCK, YOU UNGRATEFUL LOSER

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>he mains a tank

>>188020339

>>188019802

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>>188020267
Ew. Gross. Why would you lie on the Internet.

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>>188020465
Yes, what can I do for you?

>>188019802
>Seismic slam now stuns
>punched targets can now slam into other enemies

>have perfect 2/2/2
>dps are fucking garbage
>we ask them to switch because they arent doing shit
>they start point fingers at each other when its clear as fucking day that the only positive thing on the killfeed is coming from our tanks and the zenyatta support

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How goes the work in the salt mines /owg/?

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>>188020115
I just want Anna to be better okay ;_;

>>188020359
Those are in the PTR only. D.va's getting a faster recharge o her matrix after the duration reduction, Mercy got her damage and speed nerfed in Valkyrie, and she can't res through walls/barriers. Doomfist got his punch hitbox fixed which nerfed him and Junkrats are just spamming more but they still get shat on.

>>188020694
>tfw love playing ana
>tfw dont want to touch her majority of the time because filling for a team of 4 dps instalocks is just enabling these retards

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>>188020670
Life has torn at my soul, now I'll tear at yours

>>188020708
Doomfist hitbox is bullshit now, I missed a Reinhard today although his arms are fucking huge

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>>188020352
>wanting triple tank back at all

>>188021106
What i want is Stank back

>>188020352
Fucking ana mains.

>>188021072
You need to aim now instead of facing a direction and going for your punch.

i want odile skin widowmaker to strap on a massive dildo and ream me!

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FUCKing Dva HARD

>>188021375
sounds good to me

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>>188021181
>Fucking ana
I wouldn't mind fucking mommy Ana...

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>>188018592
FIRE IN THE BOY'S HOLE

>placements are still pointless

>>188021072
Sorry for you punch not being the size of a wall anymore.

>>188021072
>Doomfist hitbox is bullshit now, I missed a Reinhard today although his arms are fucking huge
Good. That made my day. I'm tired of this hitbox bullshit.

>>188021226
I did aim but now you have to predict your enemies movements a lot more

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>be me
>never played Mercy before, decide to play her for my placements because she's getting a rework
>actually having fun
>everyone's really nice to me
>enjoy running around pocketing people that are doing well
>placements end
>32% win rate
>still placed the same rank as last season
>jerk off to a cute twink riding his bf
A-anyone want a cockslut in training?

>>188021924
>>jerk off to a cute twink riding his bf
It reminds me a video...Did one of the two wear some kind of pink and white stripped socks?

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>>188021972
No but I think I know which video you're talking about, Broccolibutts', right?

>>188022072
Indeed

>>188022148
everything about that is wrong

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triple will determine to whom I will buy gold gun

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>>188022148

>>188021924
Get over here, princess

>>188022148
Another proof that Tracer is a retarded slut

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>>188022072
>>188022110
>>188021972
>>188021924

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>>188022148
>those fucking faces

>>188022148
what have they done to WINSTON?

>>188022072
>Age: n/a
>Height: 6'2

uncute

Reminder that Tracey cucks Emily with ALL the overwatch girls.

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>>188022319
Roadhog

>>188022413
LOOK AT THOSE BOOBS

>>188022319
Hammond

>>188022497
Definitely not my favourite

>>188022386
What did he mean by this?

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>>188022354
I'm not your princess you fag

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Am I really a bad Winston for getting gold elims and damage? People keep getting mad at me for it, I thought my job was to dive and kill supports and snipers?

>>188021924
>>everyone's really nice to me

i've played mercy forever and no one is ever nice to me

is it because i never talk

>>188022737

No it's just most DPS are trash and just doing constant taser damage, no matter how low, will do more than DPS who are wildly inconsistent.

>>188022772
You gotta shit up the chat with ":3" and use "~" after your sentences

Everyone will want your butt

Also helps if your name is cute

>>188022737
Winston should stand on the payload and press E when it's available
He should also not use m1 as that reduces the rate DPS characters get their ults

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why do mercy players never fight back?
whenever I attack one they just fly away as if im going to give up because they're 10m away from me

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why are there so many degenerates in this thread

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>>188022727
You're right, you're just some low born cumbucket who has so low a standard that they'll take on anyone here

>>188023076
This. I just want to discuss sweet, pussy-loving cunt-addicted dyke sluts and you guys are posting gay shit.

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>I need milking!

>>188023048
what the fuck

>>188022737
Probably. It depends. You could be just carrying and your DPS aren't doing shit, or you're overly aggressive and you're recklessly diving in, and because you're constantly in the action, you're getting a ton of damage, while your team can't push in or at least keep themselves alive long enough without their main tank. If they're getting mad at you, it's most likely the latter.

Remember to play your role; create space for your team. Your role isn't to dive in before anyone else is ready, you might be able to trade, but you're going to feed 500 ult and that's rarely worth it.
It's really the role of a Genji or a Tracer to flank and be all over the supports; as Winston you should 100% be contesting high ground and contesting space with the use of natural barriers (like a pillar). This allows your team to push up and get into better positions, which lets them do damage, which their kits are more equipped to do than you.

It's perfectly reasonable for you to jump on supports in the middle of a brawl, however, but you aren't Genji. Make space first; don't go in deep unless you have follow-up or at least support (Zarya bubble, Zen orb).

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>>188023143
A-anon.. don't be so mean

>>188022737
Depends. If you are the only barriertank on your team, make sure you drop your own barrier on your backline/statonaries first before you monkey around, if there is another barrier on the team then fuck em and keep it for your own dives. Don't forget that damage blocked is more important than damage dealt if you are the solobarriertank

>>188023049
>be bastion
>genji attacks healer
>healer does the gazelle leap thing to nowhere in particular
>try to sentry shoot him
>don't hit him because the spread is fuckhuge and he's so small
>support dies
a for effort I guess

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>Zarya is spamming that her ult is ready
>Hanzo spams his ult is ready
>Zarya fires ult
>I blink in and get a pulsebomb pentakill off whilst Hanzo has just fired his ult off
When will they learn?

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Do I have to do fucking everything my fucking self...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-2jNiVK86A

Any cute girls here?

>>188023594
Sentry is for tank kill

>>188023718
>girls
Maybe
>cute
No

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>>188023718

>>188023712
Sit the fuck back down healsut, you aren't worth anything outside that shitty silver medal you get for healing. All 3 of the other supports are objectively better than you.

>>188023718
You can turn me into a girl if you want.

>>188023798
Sentry is for dying instantly in.

>>188023712
>not even the video clip

WOW ok shit MV taste

>>188023718
yes but I am only into other cute girls, sorry anon

>>188023594
>using Bastion after his Hog tier giganerf

>>188023806
Me on the left in the bottom left panel

>>188023881
Im a cute girl too lol wanna have girl sex and do vagina things

>>188023718
Sure but I'm a lesbian but totally hot, too.

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>>188023369
Am I wrong?

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Double will determine to whom I will buy gold gun

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>>188023718
I'm female(female) but I'm not cute. Quite ugly in fact.

Love me some videogames though.

who else unironically /onlyjunkrat/ when comp starts next week

>>188024082
>when comp starts next week

uh anon?? hello?

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>>188023369
What's this stupid food meme?

>>188024080
The next hero which comes out, regardless of who it is or how shit they are. It'll be announced at Blizzcon 2017, Nov 3rd-4th

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>>188024081
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.

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I don't feel like doing the rest of the weapon.

>>188024191
You're still not going to get laid Winston.

>>188024152
>Starting comp when the season starts instead of letting people fall into their correct ranks for fairer games
A shitter's pitfall mate

>>188024203
Is this from an alternate universe where Lunar is a good map?

>>188024152
first week is shitters league, real comp starts on the 8th

>>188024191
Is this pasta? Go back to Tumblr.

>>188023190
Lesbians are gay also

>>188024203
Noice. Feel good about yourself anon,
because you did actually good

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>>188024081
Doesn't really matter, just hearing a female voice sends guys wild and you can see what it's like to get the attention a hot girl gets

>tfw a mean troll saying very hurtful things

>>188024302
i don't want to believe 4chan is now filled with retards like you

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why is it that your team ruins the experience most of the times

>>188024157
That looks too sticky to be mayo. Might be some kind of thick yogurt?

just remove arcade lootboxes already fuck


i can't win those game

i can get to masters but not win arcade

>>188024427
i don't want to believe 4chan is now filled with retards like you

>>188024272
>>188024282
okay i'm gonna wait for real comp to play with junkrat onetricks?? hello??????

>>188024427
>>188024475
i don't want to believe 4chan is now filled with retards like you

>>188024458
There's literally no reason they shouldn't be Quickplay instead of Arcade.

>>188024489
junkrat destroys and im good at him, you would be blessed to have me on your team

>play QP for 3 hours, no problems
>join competitive, game crashes both times, - 100 SR in less than 10 minutes, no options to rejoin

Other people on the Blizz forum are saying the same thing - its crashing only in competitive, and no error message is popping up like they normally would during a crash. So it's an exploit right?

>Blizzard Admin finally responds
>"lower your ram speed bro"

>>188024528
i don't want to believe 4chan is now filled with retards like you

>>188024427
>>188024475
>>188024528
i don't want to believe 4chan is now filled with retards like you

i don't want to believe in God so I'm going to rebel against my parents and become an atheist

>>188020340
>>188020227
>>188020568
I want to massage Zarya after her morning workout session.

Then at night with my dick.

>>188024567
>*crash* *bang* *boom*
That's all it takes for the game to break down your SR

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>>188024684
You have good taste anon. Not like those D.Va and Tracer fags

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How do I make friends

>>188024819
>liking a literal man over meme boys like those two

>>188024684
I want to massage Zarya's genitals, if you know what I mean. I want to knead her puffy cunny like I'm making dough, know what I'm saying?

>>188024819
>So my tastes ok, first take my mom, then like, mix it with a guy
>Basically if the face doesn't look like an old transvestite I'm not gonna get it up

>>188024856
You don't Anon. We are the only friends you will ever need.

>>188024856
I can be your friend.

>>188024856
london?

>>188024856
i always feel like i want friends, but when i have someone to talk to it just feels hard

i get paranoid and think that they don't like me, and then i cut all contact

maybe i'm just made to be alone

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>>188024404
I'm really quiet. Partially because I'm always a quiet person and partially because people have been bullies to me in the past for no reason once they hear me, even if all I said was "thank you" or "gj everyone".

>>188024427
What if he's the clever one and you're falling for it.
What if I'm now falling for your bait.

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>>188025116
>partially because people have been bullies to me in the past for no reason once they hear me, even if all I said was "thank you" or "gj everyone".
That's karma for your otherwise ez life

>>188024302
yes, its a pasta

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>2-3 min queue time
>1 min stomp
is this game dead?

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>>188025085
I can relate, I always feel like i'm annoying and there's no way anyone enjoys talking to me so I just stop and then we just don't talk anymore.

We should try being friends anon. Maybe that'd work.

>>188025325
>being a comp cuck

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d-does anyone want to play some computer games with me?

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>>188025085
>maybe i'm just made to be alone

No, you just have autism tfw i'm the same way

>blizzard still isn't admitting that there is an exploit that you can use to crash servers

L M A O

>>188025542
sure

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>>188020670

>>188025575
fucking jews poisoning our water and food making us autistic that's the only reason I'm not top 100

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>try to play widow for a change
>my face the whole time

>>188025673
Is that your dick's face too?

>>188025673
mmmm omelette du fromage moi pussi

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>>188025482
guess again

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>>188025673
cute and small dykes

>>188025725
Yes, how'd you guess?

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>>188024973
The only nice thing anyone here has ever done for me is calling me a slut

>>188024995
Yes

>>188025043
Yes

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>>188022148

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D-doomfist I just want to read

>>188026010
BLACKED

>>188025976
That's what friends do Anon. It's called banter. Take solace in the fact you are probably the best healslut I know

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>>188022148

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ITS HAPPENING, IM GONNA MAKE IT

>>188026010
>Moreover, Talon's power struggles presented a new challenge that allowed him to use his talent in the boardroom
Why the fuck would Talon have a boardroom, what kind of writing is this, and why the fuck would a knob head like Doomfist be interested in being in a fucking boardroom?

>>188026206
Enioy your forced losses once you finish placements

>>188026203
>when you can only draw tumblrnoses, but you have to actually draw something anatomically different, so you just go with a bear nose

>>188026252
He's also a great businessman

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>>188026252
boardrooms are scary and scary things are decided in them

>People are playing the ult battery again because of his "buff"

Man I love dealing with double the Qs every single round for the very rare pick.

Team deathmatch is an actual shitfest, its how I imagined it to be. Whats worse is being put into a backfill

>>188026252
Overwatch is written by SJWs and they have no concept of how cabals and shadow corporations work because they're borderline mentally retarded.

>>188026252
They're using a metaphor of Talon organization and a business boardroom for him being the man with keikaku (tl note: "keikaku" means "plan").

>>188026640
play genji or pharah

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>>188024856
>he want to have friend

>>188026687
I'm sorry, I don't speak weeb

>Anubis Defense
>Point A
>Great team comp
>I'm playing Winston
>We get stomped first point
>Our healers just decide to go Reaper and Doomfist
>Enemy takes the round with a ~5:30 timebank

Why the fuck do people do this?
Do they just decide the match is lost after the first fight and think the best use of their time is to practice DPS? Or that everyone else on our team is shit and they need to try and carry?

This is such a selfish fucking community.

im so tired of this game

half the time when you try to shoot at someone there is some bullshit like a barrier or a defence matrix in the way

did blizzard seriously not understand better that when people play an FPS game they expect to be able to damage enemies that they see

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I had a dream today that I befriended a Mercy main in competitive and then fucked him.

Is my autism terminal or is this normal?

>>188027060
game is played by retards primarily.

>>188027064
>DPS player thinks the MOBA inspired team based shooter is a shooter game
>Sadly this kinda shitter is the one whinging the loudest on the forums
If you want to shoot people with no thought, play CoD, CSGO or BF like the normie you are. Fuck off and stay away, you ruin the game for everyone else.

>Get killed by a friendly Hanzo 6 times because he keeps firing scatter arrows at the deflecting genji

Will we get a new hero this year?

>>188027326
>with no thought

Don't kid yourself, assfaggot, this game requires as much thought as rocks can muster and stupid shitters still can't get it down.

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>>188027064
Blizzard wanted as many players as possible so they created shitter-friendly roles so the better players couldn't dominate as easily.

>When we were designing the game we wanted it to be very approachable. And approachability came in a lot of different ways: it's a bright, beautiful world, there are heroes from all walks of life that represent all these different fantasies that we all wanted to be part of, and another one was making sure to have a good mix of tactical and strategic heroes.
>we didn't want the only people who came to Overwatch and have success to be these people that are great at putting crosshairs over something at 50 meters out and hit it every time

>>188019045
>have rare degenerative disease that's turned the left side of my face below the eye into a fucking skeleton over the last few years
That's metal as fuck.

>>188027025
Fucking newfags.

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>two-stacks in upper plat

>>188027326
>CoD, CSGO or BF
all of these require more skill and thought than OW

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is anyone else waiting like this not to have leaver penalty when being put in a lost game?

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>>188024551
It's how Jeff forces you to play with mom breather dps mains at a 20% win rate

>>188027431
Yeah, according to their seemingly consistent 4 month schedule we will be due one at Nov/Dec. Sombra was announced at Blizzcon 2016, so it's not a far stretch to guess hero no.5 will be announced Nov3/4, possibly with a short. Remeber to visit /owg/ those days, we will probs get through about 10 generals over the course of Blizzcon

>>188019802
>Nanoboosted Zenyatta uses ult.
What happens?

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>>188027219
Probably terminal. Get friend requests from Mercy mains pretty often but I don't imagine fucking them ever.

Can we just delete Doomfist and make an actually good and interesting hero instead?

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>>188027432
So why can't you get it down that you have to play around barriers/ DM you self admitted shitter. Congratulations, you played yourself.

>>188020615
>Be Soldier.
>Get someone to 1 after taking harass from four different people because our tanks are DPS.
>Literally just clip the guy by accident.
>HURR DURR YOU'RE NOT KILLING ANYTHING.
Fucking hate this meme. If the DPS can't do their job usually there's a problem with the whole team.

>>188027905
>wahhh I can't win
>wahhh team booga
>wahhh I just want to leave and try again with no penalty
I thought Rule 2 was in effect on this board?

>>188027960
peace on earth

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>>188027854
>CoD (Read: Hide and Seek+ with reinforced winstreaks) requires more skill than OW
Sure

So now that the dust has settled, what are your thoughts on Deathmatch? I actually kind of like the individual Deathmatch mode.

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>>188024203
>Someday maybe our great grandchildren will have a Zarya skin this cool

>>188028381
It's ok, but the fact final blows get priority over the majority of recent damage is a pretty big OverSight

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>>188025978
Idk if you're posting this for muh faces or whatever, but being tied up and beaten by my loved one is my fetish so I can appreciate the subject matter.

>>188028317
the actual core gameplay is still way more mechanically intensive, there is no shit like winston or symmetra that are an outright embarrassment to have in an fps game

>>188028381
It's good evidence that people don't give a shit about team in a team-based game, paints a bad picture. Kind of surprised that Torbjorn is powerful in it.

>>188027964
how do you get requests

>silver/gold border
>mercy main
>all they do is slobber around the map like a fucking retard too stupid to figure out how to heal more than one person the entire match
>healing the 76 at full HP nowhere near any danger instead of the pharah or reinhardt on the objective at low HP actually fighting someone

Why is this so common that it's frequently every single game in an entire day's worth of playing? I hope when they nerf Mercy after it becomes apparent she's fucking OP with the overhaul they made that she literally becomes unplayable even for these nigger-brained morons.

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>Laugh
>Sit
>Dance
>Best 'other' emote

Just me?

>>188027960
He turns into a d.va bomb that can move

>>188028730
Because you're bad. Get into higher ranks than you are right now and your teammates won't be as bad.

>>188028730
Because Reinhardts tend to be Reintarded and charge into 6 enemies (and she decided not to die with him). For whatever fucking reason playing Reinhardt tends to make tanks super fucking aggressive for no reason.

>>188028189
nice shill, jeff, but your mm sucks

>>188028797
This is diamond.

>>188028776
So Meteor Strike?

>>188028868
lol

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You're powered up get in there!

>>188028813
>because some people play poorly I should just ignore the point, the people on it, and cost the entire team the game while I heal someone who doesn't need it

>>188029007
>Reinhardt overextends.
>Blame the healer.
So YOU were the Reintarded one.

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>>188028637
>Hide and Seek with guns, free kills every 20 seconds, so imbalanced that only one class of gun is remotely useful an with a TTK shorter than my patience with you
>More mechanically intensive than a hero most people can barely play effectively because the tickle cannon does very little damage and has a long charging ult that isn't 'press Q once every 1:30 to get a free kill' assuming a support doesn't use their Q, plus is hard countered by a relatively large amount of shitter heroes

>Still tries to imply OW is a pure FPS game
Cool story bro

>>188028813
Yeah, Reinhardt player at least up to low diamond tend either to exist with their shield or charge mindlessly and expecting to receive enough heal not to die from 6 person shooting at them

>>188029038
I was the pharah spamming "heal me" with 4 golds and 27 health.

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>people outright advertising their twitch channels in global chat
>the streamer isnt funny and there's not even any boob

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>tfw playing Zen and some fuck is mashing X at me but I can't heal him because the person with orb is on the point actively surviving because of it

>>188029086
>I got the golds!
>But I didn't carry.
Seems you fell for the noobtrap. Good plan though. Keep blaming the ones that didn't fuck up. I'm sure that'll help you.

>>188029086
>Pharah
>Having Obj time or Healing to compliment a possible 3 medals, when she can't do either very well/at all
>Things that never happened

>>188029196
>bronze nigger talking directly to humans

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The enemy has a....dare I say it....a teleporteur?

>>188029281
>no real rebuttal
So you were the healer first round that swapped, eh? Then played for medals instead of winning? Nice throwing, kid. You probably got ignored because you ignored what your team needed.

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>>188029305
I'M GETTING THE FEELING THEY HAVE A SHIELD GENERATOR

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>>188028720
Stop them from getting ganked and not really trying to impress them, really. I don't talk with them much before they send me friend requests either other than what's happening during a game.

>>188029350
It's not hard to get gold obj time when most of your team dies from attrition due to a moronic mercy.

>>188029438
>Going on point as Phara instead of doing your actual job.
Gee, I can't imagine why your team died so fast?

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>>188029305
I think one of her best lines is that "HEAL ME!" order.

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>>188029305
>>188029363
They have a teleporter somewhere!

>>188028929
Nothing that weak.

>>188029494
>there's only three people on a team and it's pharah's job to do everything alone without healing

>>188029438
>Went on point alone instead of helping break the choke for the rest of the team to push forward
Literal shitter

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>it's the "otp barely diamond mercy main complains about everything despite them being hot garbage" episode

>>188021924
Yes

>>188029661
>were on point alone with a reinhardt

I guess that explains it if all Mercy mains are as brainless retards as you.

>>188029641
No, it's Phara's job to cut off reinforcements because she has the best vantage to do that and shoot at the point. When her team finally wins the fight the enemy has no way to recover.

But you were too busy trying to get four gold medals to do your job, because you wanted to massage your ego and say, "I'm so good at this game you suck!"

The ONLY point that matters it the capture. You lost sight of that. Try not being a selfish player and you might win more often.

>>188029754
>Went on point alone without a healer.
So you WERE Reintarded after all.

>>188029765
Boom.

>>188029765
>it's pharah's job to cut off reinforcements with only 27 HP while Mercy heals someone at full HP nowhere near a fight

Do you have the reading comprehension of a six year old or do I just think too little of a child's ability to read?

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>still no scoreboard to prove who the biggest shitter in your team is

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Tags: Mind control, Cyborg, Boipussy, Lewd

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C-can I g-get some c-cute c-crosshairs, p-please?

>>188029905
>Another non-rebuttal.
Typical of a DPS.

>>188029949
I SEE A NIPPLE

>>188029869
>>188029979
>Went on point alone
>healing the 76 at full HP nowhere near any danger instead of the pharah (1) or reinhardt (2)

Did someone just slam your head into a coffee table when you were still developing?

>>188029641
Protips for shitterbabs
>Tanks make space for DPS and protect healers
>Healers keep everyone alive and try to stay away from flankers themselves
>DPS aim at the red things and shoot, until there are no more moving red things
It really isn't that hard. If you don't shoot the red things as DPS, the rest of your team can't move forward. You might be able to move past the choke because you have mobility, but the rest of your team will be fighting a 5v6 at choke whilst you piddle around doing your own shit. Then, when you are alone on point and wonder where your team are, you now have an answer.

They lost the 5v6 because they didn't have enough DPS to overcome the enemy. Your fault.

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shirt fuck cunt why is junkrat so good
>decide to go for a fun season and main junkrat
>not expecting much
>mfw obliterating everything, especially with the double C4

>>188029912
Even that wouldn't with the cavernous skill gaps between characters

>>188030020
Issa boy nipple

>>188030027
>healing the 76 at full HP nowhere near any danger instead of the pharah or reinhardt on the objective at low HP actually fighting someone
Definitely fucking implies Soldier and Mercy are not on point. Learn to sentence structure.

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>>188030057
All these fucking spamrats who think they're hot shit because they don't take damage from their own explosions must be purged

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>>188029949

This is the perfect crosshair.

>>188030027
>>Went on point alone

>>188030027

>>188030116

DEFUCKINGSTROYED

Diaper-Piss-Shitters will NEVER recover!

Map idea
>High Water
>Escort map that takes place in Louisiana town being ravaged by a hurricane
>With most civilians either evacuated or in a storm shelter, Talon has taken the opportunity to steal something valuable
>Each checkpoint causes the storm to hit harder, raising the water level, creating new hazards and changing the way the payload goes

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>>188030170
angry pharah spotted, stay mad kid

>>188030057
Yeah, he's pretty good in Bronze.

>>188030085
That's a girl.

>>188029905
>Mercy is going to fly into enemy territory without any protection just to heal you, abandoning the other 4 players she could be damage boosting/healing, of which one is another DPS in a safer position.
You. Are. The. Shitter. In. This. Scenario.
Tanks dictate when you push past the choke, not you. If the Rein charges forward, he has made the judgement call that you could win the ensuing teamfight. But if you aren't there, he's gonna have a lot harder time trying to find an opportunity for his team to push, especially now it's a 5v6. It honestly sounds like you are to blame here.

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>Angry/shitty Phara mains in my /owg/.

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>>188029949
THIS IS MY CROSSHAIR
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE