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>Official pages
Website: https://www.paladins.com/
Forums: http://forums.paladins.com/
Server status: http://status.hirezstudios.com/
>FAQ, useful links etc.
http://pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz
>Patch notes (OB58)
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?55181-Open-Beta-58-Patch-Notes-September-1st-2017
>Steam Store
http://store.steampowered.com/app/444090/
>Paladins Wiki
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki
>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB
>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9
>Decks
http://www.paladinsdecks.com/
>Account statistics
http://masterpaladins.com
http://paladins.guru
>Paladins summerhits
https://pastebin.com/RHbtz1Fj
Previous thread: >>187958473
Renegades roster announced.Anyone know which team they were?
>>188017386
What the fuck is buck carrying?
>>188017386
>3 flankmains and a pip
what the fuck is this comp?
and smite
>>188017454
Outdated.
I want torest my head alongFernando'sshoulder!
>>188017450
his shotgun old model
>>188017335
A E S T H E T I C G O D D E S S
>>188017725
>We desperately need the OverWatch money
>>188017725
>shell never sell Fiji water to you
when will people stop bullying her?
A note to the newer players around, the B.E.T.A Ruckus skin is no longer going to be 1 gold.
>>188017386
Is that seriously going to be their comp?
Did they just pick at random or something?
Why would you ever need 3 flankers and a Pip.
>>188017725
I am happy to see ze german edgelord can be bought this way.
Btw, does anyone know what happens to the clockwork chest?D-Does it get reduced to 50 crystals by any chance?
>>188017979
When she gets tits.
>>188018071
his VP seems pretty good, and i dont even play flank. No, they didnt reduced the clockwork chest price
>>188018053
I'm actually more curious on who the players are anon.
>>188018649
4/10
belly not in focus
Post some cute inara
>>188018724
>>188018760
Sorry, inara machine broke. Also, who will win the inara bowlder? someone that is already on the cast or a future champ?
>>188018649
>>188018772
gross lumps of fat
>>188019028
*deep roots you*
nothing... personal...
>>188018882
Who will rock her world?
>>188018760
>>188019225
yes, who?
>>188018760
I want ying to fart on me.
The problem with inara is that her gun sounds so awful. If it had a chunkier sound it would feel like I'm actually doing damage.
>>188019279
Is that a pet rock?
>>188019428
Ay, dats sum femdom shit right there!
>>188019378
Who is that supposed to be on the right?
>>188019446
>>188019534
Tyra clearly.
>>188019534
somebody that even hi rez forgot.
>>188019580
Who?
reposting in case somebody needs it and dont want to print while not caring that much about resolution.
>>188019834
Isn't there one withe the chomper with open mouth.
Also when does she do what faces?
>>188019983
fuck, i had that but trashed it. the chomp is while prowling. I just picked what showed on the character customization screen, chomp is for prowl and some faces trigger on voice lines. Dizzy is for cc's like stun and skull is death.
>>188019580
haha nice you saw the reddit meme too haha lol nice. haha nice.
>1,200 Wins or 2,400 Losses to get raeve maeve
I think i'll just get the $15 pack
When will Hi-rez release a Hel rip-off, but instead of just changing the color scheme, it changes her age?
The base form is a demon loli, but when you use the ult she becomes an adult demon for a while?
A champion for both lolifags and waifufags.
>>188020730
pansy
>>188020791
why don't you just go back to smite?
>>188020730
Oh no, you can't get a legendary skin for free by playing for 3 weeks! You want us to feel sorry for you? And if you can't dispense 15 burgers on a game you like, then you need to get a better job.
>>188020863
It's gonna take you longer than 3 weeks unless you're a neet.
>>188019983
>>188020194
>>188020835
It's dead, Jim.
>>188020730
>12 matches a day
>for at least hundred days
you can do more or less matches, its just a skin, but, dayum, they want you to play the game or spend some cash. Also, there is the bet sistem for e-sports, that i supose anyone can bet, and the rare times when you get a vip boost from a teammate
>>188021119
Read my post again.
>>188021409
Pretty sure there will be VIP chest giveways for watching Paladins on twitch, just like Smite season chests.
>>188020791
I would rather have a gay champion than a shitty loli.
>>188021641
holy fuck, you can stay
>>188021641
There already is a gay champion in the game according to an old dev tweet. We don't know who it is yet because this isn't a Bioware game
>alt tab
>paladins shits itself
goty
>>188021838
I wish the gay champion was Androxus just so I can laugh for aeons.
The edgy faggot being an actual faggot would be golden.
Does Calibrate card on Kinessa not work? It doesn't seem to do anything at all, the cooldown doesn't reduce when I shot people with her carbine.
>>188022052
If they want to play it safe, they'll make one of the girls gay, e.g.Cassie might be gayfor Ziggs
when you hit the lAlt key
>>188022052
>we at hi rez are proud to announce that Androxus is gay
>his pick rate drops with no survivors
>>188021838
Why do people care about this shit?
>>188022194
>lesbian
>Cassie
>Not Kinessa
Unless they want to play it extra safe and make some popular waifu or Fernando bisexual.
Or just make some background character gay, like giving Kinessa two moms.
>>188021838
Dude it's obviously Grohk the closet gay orc. He literally has a "ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA" line
What is the best skin, and why is it Chancellor damba?
>>188022330
I don't think anybody except this one anon cares >>188021641
>>188022446
the collor scheme for defiller body part is awesome while chancellor boots looks goffy.
>>188022445
>Ying constantly seeks Grohk's cock for impregnation but is continually rejected because he's homo for Pip
>>188022330
It's just /palg/ay and fujoshits that care.
>>188022446
wait, are those gloves?
>>188022706
Chancellor Mal'Damba wears gloves, yes.
>>188017454
NA is fucking wild, man.
>>188022808
can they beatchina?
>>188022859Only in terms of "who has more national debt"
Can /palg/ay leave already? This is a christian general, no faggots or dykes allowed here.
>>188022194
>not just making Makoa have two dads
>no one can even tell because turtles have no secondary sex characteristics
>>188022859
They already did.
>>188022859NA pulled a win against China at Valencia-Cryptik actually took QG Craze's composition seriously and counterpicked against it, instead of just following the meta like the EU teams.
>>188017335
>updates the OP with new OB link and new skin
>doesn't add the VIP link
retard
>>188022446
It's pretty good, but Raeve Maeve might be the best skin they've made yet.
Anybody know the best place to gived Hi-Rez feedback on the PTS at? I want to complain about something.
>>188017386
Please be patient with me, I have autism, but are the WESA organisations NA-only? Are they not going to pick EU or OCE teams?
>>188023338
Forums. Pixie checks them.
>tfw missed free gems on the very last day 3 weeks in a row
ITS NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>188023338
The forums?
>PTS shooting range still fucked
I just want to check out some skins man
>>188023415
WHEN WILL BUCK FINALLY BE GOOD
HOLY SHIT HIREZ
>>188023498
>>188023545
Yeah but which section? I don't really see a dedicated section for the PTS.
>>188017534
You are back! Glad to see you again.
>>188023704
they didnt released any patch since yesterday. they might be still working on that.
>>188023275
Not only it's maeve skin it's also a skin with poor color scheme. The whole washed out dirty color scheme of maeve is ugly as fuck and for a LMAO DUBSTEP EBIN X-----D skin it's not suitable at all.
I'm updating the pastebin, any suggestions on what to add to it/remove? And yes, I did add a link to the VIP program, a link to Eviefag's OP text and added Onslaught to the game modes.I'm thinking of replacing Eviefag's OP text pastebin with mine.
>>188020730
How did this math work? Sorry I haven't seen how much you get from winning or losing or how much it actually costs. Besides kitty cat will always be my favorite, and Maeve is shit even with the buffs.
>>188023772
If it's a bug that you want to complain about then http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?55154-OB-58-PTS-Bug-Reporting
If not, then either under patch notes or just make a thread in one of the feedback sections.
>>188024047
VIP Points
Every game of Paladins you play will now earn you VIP Points.
50 Points per win.
25 Points per loss.
Stay in touch with our Esports scene (coming later this fall) and correctly guess the winners of our upcoming matches for additional VIP Points.
50 Points per correct guess.
Complete your weekly quests for even more VIP Points.
100 Points per weekly quest completed.
VIP Membership
Players who purchase the VIP membership bundle will gain membership status which gives bonuses to VIP point gain for a period of time. We also have plans for other cosmetic benefits for VIP members. VIP members also get:
+100 Points per win (in addition to normal 50 points).
+35 Points per loss (in addition to normal 25 points).
+100 Points per correct esports pick (in addition to normal 50 points).
+400 points per weekly quest (in addition to normal 100 points).
Pricing
VIP Pack ($14.99)
Conqueror Zhin Collection
70 Day VIP Membership (5x 2-week memberships)
25 Radiant Chests
25 VIP Team Boosters
100,000 VIP Points
14 Day VIP Membership (200 Crystals)
5 Radiant Chests (250 Crystal value!)
20,000 VIP Points
5 VIP Match Boosters
VIP Points (70 Crystals)
10,000 VIP Points
Only Purchasable if VIP
My mechanics (mainly aiming) could use some work, but holy shit I realized that most of my loses come from bad positioning and game awareness. How do I improve on that?
>>188024035
Go ahead, you were the only one that wasn't lazy so you can do it.
>>188024248
Holy fuck first essence then this. Has science gone too far?
>>188024250
Anchieve and maintain high ground, Anakin.
>>188020730
I think i'm gonna do the 15, and just hold on to the 100k vip points.
>>188024250
Watch some tournaments or some pros and just copy them until you can figure it all on your own.
Bird has some videos on positioning too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOnR5RV6cdk&list=PL9GT42arCoeYYKXyTvk88srA2V9mzivcu
>>188024250
Play a lot of different champions to see what positions they like and what positions they don't. Try to remember what paths lead where and which champions benefit the most from which.
Pay attention to your team and the hud. For example in the middle of the capture bar you can see how many people are on the point.
If you want to improve best champions to play would be frontlines and supports while focusing on helping you team.
>>188024035
There's a dropbox set up by Hi-Rez that gets updated with renders and art as they add new stuff.
tinyurl.
com/y9f4fpud
>>188024339
I mean unlike essence VIPP aren't really important.
Apparently you can get VIP points from bot matches.
>>188024035
https://www.paladinsstrike.com/
https://www.thebettermeta.com/
Hey, hey, hey, what if we get a DOOM armor for Ash? Id instabonner if the VP became obscenely aggressive.
>>188024293
Guess I'll have to make a pastebin for the OP too then.
>>188024520
I knew there was a dropbox for something like this, but I couldn't find the link anymore.
Thank you, I'll add this to the pastebin.
>>188024638
Can I spend my boost on bots? I have more trust in them than in randoms sometimes.
>>188024849
Dunno. Had someone else use a boost for the match, but the match never loaded in.
>>188024250
>game awareness
Actually think about how the game is flowing, always stay focused on the objective but ensure that you perform your role first and foremost. Take note of enemy habits, like if a flank always goes by a certain route at the start of the match and position yourself accordingly. Have multiple decks prepared for different scenarios, and think before you buy any burn cards.
>positioning
Learn how to stay behind or push forward and not overcommit or overextend. Always position yourself so you have a means of escape and that you can't get flanked from too many angles. Take note of your movement ability cooldowns. Priority is survivability but always at a minimum ensure that you can still impact the fight. Sometimes it's necessary to suicide just to stall the timer long enough for the rest of the team to come in. This comes with experience and certain champs have different levels of how far they can go in deep.
>>188020730
Can't you just buy it with crystals
it's only 550 for raeve maeve
>>188025149
550? Only 480 (200 + 4 x 70)
>>188025290
right
that's actually really cheap
>>188025149
>>188025290
You can only buy the 10k if you have a VIP sub active. PTS is just buggy and lets people buy it without a VIP sub
So it's 15 dollars and 140 crystals for all the CURRENT exclusive skins
>>188025565
a VIP sub costs 200 crystals for 14 days though, and it also gives 20k VIP points
what about playing the game? you could save some of those crystals that you were going to spent on the 10k bundle
ALSO, SERIS SKIN MIGHT BE VIP ONLY, WAKE UP, /PALG/
>>188025519
VIP exclusives are ridiculously cheap (around 30% off) compared to "normal" skins of the same rarity when you convert their VIP price into Crystals. I'm not sure why HiRez is doing this honestly, aren't they supposed to be JewRez?
>>188025982
>playing the game
I'd rather not
>>188025982
Yeah I'm gonna wait until the Seris skin is released and then I'll get a VIP membership and just buy whatever skins I want there. It's supposed to be tied in with the Halloween event, right?
stop using shatter
>>188026014
it's so when they bring back seasonal chests, they can stick the old skins in the VIP store
>>188026014
shhhh don't let hear this
>>188026014
lowering the prices would entice people to spend money on the game when they wouldn't have otherwise, resulting in overall profit
>>188026185
Well yeah, obviously, but why not just reduce the crystal-to-real-money rate and be done with it
Now that I think about it, they probably saw a huge increase in crystal sales during the Biz-King event, when crystal bundles were not insanely overpriced (because let's admit it, by default they really are), so now they have a good idea how much people are willing to spend on skins, and that's why VIP point costs are somewhat lower than crystal costs
>>188026185
we felt for their tricks
>fuckus star destroyer for 750
i paid 500 for the mechabody and guns :^(
>200 shekels a helios chest with a lot of shit
>300 shekels for a maeve alley cat skin
>then 500 shekels for ronin pack
>now vip with skins at lower costs
Was this Drybears plan? or was it Martini's kindness?
The pastebin got updated.
And here's the OP template, tell me if I should add or change anything.https://pastebin.com/zYHWhTLY
>>188026380
>fell
i cant into ingrish
>>188026380
It's Drybear you have to thank, he is the founding father of Paladinsâ„¢ and Martini is only his disciple
>>188025565
Quick napkin calculations:
You need 40k more after dumping 200 crystals for VIP.
Shave off 3k from the 6 weekly quests bonus.
Assume that your winrate is 50% which means an average VIP points of 105, it means 352 matches more.
There's 336 hours in the VIP so on average you need to play 1.05 matches per hour to just reach the end. Most matches end in 15-20mins.
Basically, if you forgo sleep and play 24/7 for 2 weeks straight or hire somebody on the other side of the world to play for you, you should be able to nab the Maeve skin fairly confidently,
If you have a life, I would recommend you purchase 1 or 2 VIP points pack which would make it 340 crystals and 2 weeks of casual playing for the Raeve skin.
>>188026490
he was an inocent boy all along.
>>188026442
implying people wont just copy OPs text and we'll have breads with multiple [embeds]
anyone in the general want to rate my Paladins OCs?
>>188026595
Don't forget that the VIP sub lasts two weeks which is just enough time to get 2x35=70 crystals for daily logins which then you can convert into 10k VIP points immediately (yeah, I think Martini did the math too, this cannot be a coincidence. They want you to VIP sub and then log in for 2 weeks straight for a bonus 10k points basically)
>>188026783
Sure, I'll shit on it
>>188026783
you cant do worse than me :^)
>>188026828
I only want constructive criticism, sorry. He's going to be in a fanfic of mine along with Fernando. They're boyfriends :3
>>188026891
>he
what? you drew someone? donut steel?
>>188026891
>/palg/ay content
Okay, now I'm interested. I find OCs with characters kinda cringy, but who knows, maybe you can change my mind.
>>188026014
Because whales like me have been completely honest with them since early on in the beta that if they keep the game easy for F2P to stay competitive while keeping the price reasonable we'll pretty much clear them out every patch. If they continue this kind of practice I have no issue what so ever giving them money. Paladins gives me more daily entertainment then any other game has in close to a decade. If you're actively listening to your paying customers while not attempting to sodomize their wallet at every turn they'll give you consistent business. Ever since they started giving sets only and made chest rolls not absurd to complete I've put a decent amount of money into the game, prior to the changes I only bought crystals for stuff like the festival and valentine chest last year where now its practically every patch. Hi Rez seems to have noticed since they seem to be going full steam ahead with this method.
I'm into my late 20s, I grew up playing arena shooters and all I want is an accessible game that has a strong population. I'm easy if you treat me right and don't be greasy about taking my money.
>>188027248
are you trying to seduce some hi rez employee that might be lurking around?
>>188026891
If it's not an angel knight I don't care.
>>188027248
I got a better job as a contractor recently, so I started purchasing stuff for Paladins too. I feel the game is heading in the right direction monetization-wise, so I'm sure I'll buy the VIP Pack too, although I wish it had a better name, because VIP sounds fucking stupid
>>188024849
Yes.
>>188026096
>I'm gonna wait until the Seris skin is released and then I'll get a VIP membership
There's not really a point in waiting. The VIP points are a currency. You could just get VIP at any time and then earn the bonus points without spending them until you actually want to.
The only thing you need to be a VIP member for is using crystals to buy VIP points.
>>188027649
Very
Important
Paladin
>>188027921
Very
Important?
so is there any potential for plushy/cuddly makoa being in the vip thing? it's the only skin I want but I'm not willing to spend 6k crystals for it.
>>188027996
BIRDED
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?55266-Barik-s-New-Eyebrows&p=351184#post351184
I reported a bug. Are there any other instances like this with cosmetics?
>>188028000
They did say some Non-VIP skins may become VIP for a while if I remember well.
>>188028000
>i got it on a lucky roll ages ago when colossal chests were a thing
Holt said they are going to add new skins to the vip each patch, i guess, need to check the stream for that
>>188027820
Yeah but if she'll be direct crystal purchase (which we don't know), then I'm gonna need to hang onto my crystals and not convert them into VIPs
I want Seris to steal my soul.
>>188028000
There's gonna be a random rotation, so hopefully, yes.I'm after the Tyra Baroness skin due to GI Joe nostalgia
>>188028414
VIP is bought with money though, not crystals. Unless you're going to get the little 14 day pack.
>>188028539
And by playing the damn game, if you cant spend a lot on vidyas and really want Seris skin, while not digging the avaliable ones, you should consider saving it. Buy the pack, but dont waste the good boy points.
>>188028539
Fair enough, I'll probably have 15 burgers lying around and just get 100k
Thread reminder that demon Seris is shit, she doesn't have a tail and her horns are too short.
>>188028706
>And by playing the damn game
good luck getting anything from the VIP store with 50 a match when it's like 30k points for the lowest prize.
>>188017335
>annoying BUY A KEY every time you open a radiant chest
OH BOY i cant wait to accidentally purchase a legendary key every now and then
>>188028816
its like you will just buy the skins and stay in lobby looking at them.
>>188028993
I hate the fact that they went with making it a popup. I thought that they'd add actual small buttons for opening using an enchanted or legendary key, and then a little info box next to each that told you what they did.
A little late today, but that's alright.
It's become almost tradition at this point, but I must remind you to ignore everyone trying to badmouth my sweet girl. She is not one to partake in morally dubious activities, as she is lovely and pure of heart.I will not stop protecting her, she doesn't deserve the, frankly, very disrespectful treatment some of you display.
This is why I will protect her smile until the day I draw my last breath.
>>188029265
i came
>>188028789
You didn't even see the entire thing, the concept they have shown is subject to change.
>>188029875
>thinking they're going to change anything
>>188030068
Well, Holt said that it might change. Why wouldn't I trust the word of time travelling spy?
>>188028000
>>188028495
>>188028214
>>188028532
This right here is why the VIP system is not that bad, it lets people actually have a shot at the random skin they really want. Although it might take a while.
>>188029265
Well i'm sorry to hear that. And i must say that Ying is lovely, albeit not that good of healer compared to others. And i hope people stop badmouthing her.
>>188029265
Very Slutty Elf Who Loves the Penises of Ethnic Men
I'm not sure why, but tonally the raeve maeve voice pack is really cute.
I think its the singing
>>188030456
Between her RMB change and the ultimate rework Ying feels pretty good right now right now. I don't feel like I'm fucking my team over anymore (the retard proof ult really helps)
i know about epic skins like the steam demon androxus are on a rotation, but did they say anything on the preview that implied that VIP exclusive skins like goddess lian or erebos nando won't be there forever?
probably just gonna grind instead of handing over any shekelsyet, but i'd like it if the skins that i want are still there after that's all done
>>188030839
They have one job left: change Lifelike into something useful. Why does Seris, Damba, and Jenos get useful healing legendaries, while Ying doesn't? Hardly fair.
>>188031068
Because it was nerfed at a time she was the only good healer for the most part outside Damba (I think, patches blend togethher for me for the most part)
>>188031068
I think it'd be pretty good to let lifelike be a more player controlled heal option, maybe have the clone target and follow an ally around.
Also sets up some interesting strategies where you can teleport near your allies when needed.
>>188031250
That was ages ago, and it shouldn't be this bloody hard to come up with better ideas than a 30% reduction on a card that's supposed to buff you. Every single other legendary card in the game gives you only advantages; Lifelike is literally the only card that has a disadvantage attached to it as well. I mean they're patching every 2 weeks anyway, what's the harm in trying out different ideas for Lifelike then?
>>188031068
How about increase the healing to 80-85%?
Or reduce the cooldown of illusions by 1 second and allow a third illusion to be spawned?
>>188031542
I've read so many cool and interesting Lifelike reworks that I'm honestly baffled Hirez still hasn't touched that noobtrap card
>>188031646
Don't worry, /ourspy/ Holt will take our ideas and implement them.
Right?R-right?
Man Grohk is actually really good. I just played a match with an actual good Inara and believe Inara+Totemic Ward Grohk is an rock solid combination.
>play seris
>everyone on the enemy team rushes 90% less healing
>20 20 20 20 20
>become nothing but a stun and ultbot
>Market lagged while i was buying an single legendary
>I accidentaly bought it thrice somehow
>Now i only have 10k essence
>>188032503
People really underestimate how good a Grohk can be with a tank. At low MMR a Grohk can singlehandedly tank the point with his ridiculous sustain and consistent damage output, at higher MMRs where people actually learn to shut down your totem and keep track of your cooldowns it becomes necessary to play with a tank that can protect your totem and cover for you while you wait for your abilities to go back up.
CC immunity on totem is also really great for countering a lot of champs and ults.
So I just got ~7000 VIP points from an onslaught bot match. This PTS sure is something.
>>188033248
you won the chicken dinner
>>188033046
Indeed-letting your team fight on point without fear of being stunned to death is fantastic. However, protecting your totem is extremely important, and not enough players understand how vital it is for them to block for it.
>>188032805
Write a support ticket
Somebody on the PTS really should upload some upskirt shots of Lian's new skin, just sayin'
>>188033506
Already did dude
>>188033728
Dang, what happened to the thong? Holt must answer for his crimes
>>188033728
what a waste, where my thing at
Also weeb skye has gold laced panties
>>188034009
>>188033829
Enjoy her purity lads
http://smitedatamining.com/paladins-ob-58-datamining-vanguard-lazarus-churchill-and-talus
new datamining stuff
>>188026119
Stop using Ying
>>188034318
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTT!
YOU CHEEKY BACKSTABBER SPY! I'M GONNA PALADINS HITBOX THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
>>188034357
>pirate chest
muh dick
>still not a single thing for grohk
I don't fucking understand, sure he is not that popular but only because he is shit
>>188034584
He is getting a visual rework in a few months so they're not making any skins for him
>>188034357
>white spece hunter kinoessa
>owlboy will become crowboy
>evie
>just seris masteries
>Strix's Woohoo emote
Very clever that got a chuckle out of me Hi-Rez
>>188034357
>Halloween skin for Evie
Wow I'm so surprised right now.
>>188034450
n-no
Last thread didn't even get to bump limit
>>188034450
Stop bullying Ying.
>>188034357
>Makoa (Ghost Pirate)
>Strix (Crow)
I'm hype. Hopefully Strix's skin is more than just a crow hoodie and is closer to Reaper's nevermore skin.
>just started
>pick Ash because cute
>her swearing is bleeped out
why?
>>188035341
the game is rated T for team-based, no swearing allowed to avoid tilting. ingenious strategy if you ask me.
>>188034357
>all these demons and shit
Holt fuck off with your demon shit, give me an angel champion not a filthy demon.
Also, it seems that we'll keep getting male champions for a while, prepare for the sausage fest /palg/ay.
>>188033728
>he doesn't like regular pantsu
At least it isn't some ugly white spat.
>>188036537
>some ugly white bulged spat
http://smitedatamining.com/paladins-ob-58-datamining-vanguard-lazarus-churchill-and-talus
>no loli champ
>no halloween skin for maeve
;_;
>Get flashed banged as Ash
>attempt to burst Sha lin off the map with no idea if I hit
>Sha Lin kills me,
>3 seconds later
>Sha Lin dies from falling
A series of events went down in that 5 second period
>>188033046
I agree, Grohk can be really good with Inara. Sometimes I like to party up with a friend, where I pick Grohk with Totemic Ward (plus the cards that increase the totem duration and healing) and he picks Inara with Tremors. When I place down my totem, he covers it entirely with the wall, which means that the enemies can't destroy the totem while it's inside the wall. Shame I've never seen this strategy being used by anyone else.
>>188036312
Lazarus could be one.
And yeah, I was expecting Demon to be a qt but Talos is a male name.
Seriously, the fuck did they do to Lex? That guy is buffed like fucking crazy. people fight ove him as much as they do Strix
>>188037246
I prefer old Lex, I the old range and actually being able to be effective against Drogoz in mid-air
>>188037164
Both Lazarus and Talos are male names.
Lazarus means "God is my helper", making him a possible angel or just somebody that believes in god.
And Talos was in Greek Mythology a bronze winged automaton given to Europa for protection in Crete from pirates and invaders.
>>188037074
It's strange how Grohk isn't meta what with all the frontlines running around. One thing to note with playing with Inara is that any burst damage champ who happens to be smart enough to pick bulldozer can shut down a tremors deck, and by extension your totem.
>>188034357
>nothing for Grohk and Nando
>>188037164
>>188037563
>lazarus could be an angel
Muh dick.
>>188028000
Aren't they in the skin chest?
>>188037563
>And Talos was in Greek Mythology a bronze winged automaton given to Europa for protection in Crete from pirates and invaders
Loli piloting an armor suit champion ?
>>188038013
IT'S NOT A FUCKING LOLI YOU PIECE OF SHIT LOLICON
>>188034357
Can't wait to play classic siege.
>>188034357
>Lazarus has a mace
Is this how Lazarus is going to look like?
>>188038453
>mace
>posts guy with two warhammers.
is this a meme that i am unaware of?
>>188038453
No she (male) is going to look like that!
>>188038013
lolicon are so fuckng annoying shoving their shitty fetish in every thread.. fuck off
When will /palg/ay and lolicons leave?
You faggots aren't needed here, go be gay somewhere else.
>>188038453
>>188038789
>>188039023
Sorry for keeping your shit general alive.
>>188034357
>no Ash mastery skin
maybe next time
>>188039375
Then leave.
Lolicons and fags are disgusting.
I hope loli posters never leave
I hope /palg/ay and lolifags never leave, just to piss off that Lianfag.
Raynday or Pretty hair voice pack?
>>188040056
Ying voice pack when?
Lazarus is associated with the guy who comes back from the dead because of jesus
>>188040056
Pretty Hair bullies you while Raynday consoles you. Pick your poison.
>>188040128
I'd give all my crystals to hear that sweet sweet Cristina Vee.
>>188040235
>Smite never could get biblical stuff in game
>Paladins is getting one already
>>188037595
>anyone taking bulldozer when you currently see like two healers in every single fucking lineup
>>188040380
Jesus as a champion when?
>>188039883
In my opinion /palg/ay should be a rare occurence (just like it's now), so we can appreciate it more, but if it pisses Lianfag off, I'm ready to talk about gay shit in every thread.
>>188040396
>two healers in every single fucking lineup
where does this appear
it's usually double frontline and jenos/seris solo healer in my current MMR
>>188040636
>where does this appear
Not him, but ESL had some Grover/Grohk + Jenos or Damba line-ups.
>>188036846
>from the grave achievement unlocked
>>188040396
I'll take it to to fuck over an annoying Bariks/Yings. You won't take it most games but if you use it at the right time you can completely cripple some people.
>>188040946
Bulldozer works great against Architectonics Bariks, especially as a Tinkerin' Barik.
>>188040934
>its been almost a year since I originally unlocked it
Time really flies. This game is coming up on its OB anniversary in just a few weeks. I'm happy that the game has been able to keep my attention this long.
>>188039375
If a general needs faggots and lolishitters to be alive maybe it's better off being dead.
>>188034357
The fuck is Vanguard.
>>188036846
I would flash Ash
Then get banged by her
Then burst my "Sha-Lin" into her map when I hit it
>>188041462
it's the guy who protects the van.
>>188041625
>>188041625
>not "It's the guy that guards the van"
Try harder next time Anon.
>queueing up
>decide to grab a cup of water
>come back
>deserter penality
xD
Just started playing on lolPS4 a few weeks ago. Might pick up PC version soon. Threw this together with a few clips.
https://youtu.be/YVGvExgPaDw
>>188042425
you're playing against bots or retarded people
but the video is satisfying to watch
>Play buck in Fish Market with Bounce House
>Pushing the payload near the ledge
>Enemy Grover ults
>Push him over the edge
>3 seconds later, Enemy Makoa ults
>Push him over the edge
Please never change that card
>>188042941
pics or didn't happen
>>188042941
>>Enemy Grover ults
>>Push him over the edge
Things that didnt happen for 200
>Goddess Lian bullies Pip for playing as a flank
>but as a healer he's mostly disaster since potion is bugged as fuck
>>188042941
Bounce House is weird, I think it kinda ignores CC immunity? Like with the Grover thing, he's usually CC immune during ult.
>>188043064
I don't think he's lying, I've seen Bucks being able to knockback me even when I'm playing Grohk with Totemic Ward
>>188043101
Apparently, he has a very high win-rate at the highest skill level. He's kind of funny like that.
voice packs are /out/
>raeve maeve
VGS:https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0Bzq3yZyaJdDONnBQMmV5bUZfczQ
VOX:https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0Bzq3yZyaJdDOcEtPbC1qNUNWQzQ
>goddess lian
VGS:https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0Bzq3yZyaJdDOVHlZa1RMUGJ5REk
VOX:https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0Bzq3yZyaJdDONEJ6WUg5VWhSeDQ
>raynday announcer pack
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0Bzq3yZyaJdDOSjhrSkZhME5pa1E
>prettyhair announcer pack
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0Bzq3yZyaJdDONmZhMnR3V2ZWNHc
>>188043364
It's all Simsiloo and Unbelievable.
>>188043476
I want Lian to spit on me!
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/f/f4/Princess_Skin01_TR_Taunt_Directed_Seris_1.ogg
>>188043476
nigga wheres maeve darude sandstorm meme
it sounds cute
>>188042425
IT's like i'm back in 2007
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/c/cb/Princess_Skin01_SP_Mount_1.ogg
lewd
>>188043778
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bzq3yZyaJdDOTUFINE9wVHRfQ0k
Is it wrong I'm glad Strix is being nerfed to oblivion? Is it wrong I want all snipers nerfed to oblivion and people stop picking them every goddamn game?
>>188043476
I don't know why I love the Raeve voicepack so much, but I hope that somebody will make a song using her voicelines.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bzq3yZyaJdDOWm1RY2VVYVNaemM/view
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/c/c3/Princess_Skin01_SP_Joke_2.ogg
what did they mean by this
>>188044482
no
snipers are pretty gay
>>188043648
Literally my fetish.
>>188044482
Yeah, go read a book or something and stop ruining every game.
>Get a warning for reporting over a dozen faggots spamming pickle rick
Fuck this game
>>188043476
>Raeve Maeve's Spawn chatter is just her running around asking if champions want to her her latest mix
>>188044767
false reports are a bannable offense so congratulations on your situation
>>188044898
>almost always report someone after my games
>still not a warning or anything about 'abusing the report system'
>>188044536
This is a good voicepack.
>>188044534
Its really cute
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bzq3yZyaJdDOQXZxbFEzR2ZpbFU/view
>>188044993
old accounts aren't in the system it's typical lowrez programming
>>188045161
Yeah, my acc is from the tribes era so who knows
Give me some suggestions for a song to mix Raeve's voicelines in.
>>188045128
that's it
i'm a maeve main now
>>188045345
technologic - daft punk
>>188040564
>who's Grohk
>>188044445
thank you nigga
>>188045345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM
>>188044768
I wonder why those specific characters though.
>>188044534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMfsxEqWNfk
>>188039883
>mfw got warned for all the /palg/ay posting.
/vg/ mods confirmed for homophobes
>>188045345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJs_V4j1hs
>>188043476
>Lex kill: Officer I'm sober
>>188040239
>Pretty Hair bullies you
well guess im a VIP now
I wish they had kept the locks on Barik's beard. It added a bit of character and coloring to him. Not he's just some generic anime dwarf.
>>188045819
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bzq3yZyaJdDOakVHdFJtR2pLX3c
>>188046534
buy his current (old) skin for 1 gold then like the rest of us and use his old beard
>>188043476
Holy shit, how many references to Daft Punk are in this voicepack?
Don't tell me there's also a Harder Better Faster Stronger that I missed.
>>188045819
I don't understand this bullying fetish so many people have these days.
OwO whats thisi presume planned names for upcoming modes being premade
>>188047406
what is there to get
>>188046667
top notch
>>188034357
Woooooo! you challenge makoa!
>>188047657
Hm. Might be interesting-they seem like they're still experimenting with what "core" gamemodes they want to offer anyway.
Does wrecker and cauterize affect beriks turret or just his gun?
uhhh Buck?
>>188043476
Awesomenauts did Daft Punk better..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QpJ77D-qTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo4mjRY6oEU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0ICj3zBGUo
>>188047979
you got in his personal space
>>188047657
>Mode: Crusade
>doing good
>autoreporter crashes out of nowhere, never had that shit before
>by the time I relog AI died three times and bought me bunch of useless shit
>lag spikes whenever I'm doing anything other than waiting for respawn
>lose against all odds
Barik's new portrait is a bit out of place. Looks almost like Overwatch artwork.
>>188048830
Perhaps they'll be designing the rest of the portraits.
>>188048830
Hopefully everyone else gets the treatment in the future.
>>188048830
might be a placeholder
but who know's - might be making art for all of the other portraits. i wouldn't mind, some the renders look pretty fucking gay
>>188048830
Looks like drawn art, unlike all the others which are model renders. Definitely looks strange, but it might mean redesigned portraits for everyone else sometime down the line as well.
>game is down
>>188048830
>Looks almost like Overwatch artwork.
Really him and nuckus look like they belong in WoW.
>>188049181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfPu6oVLN3c
>>188047934
PLEASE RESPOND MATCH IS STARTING SOON
>>188048830
I miss Buck's The Rock-esque face
>>188049268
just get caut anyway
>>188049268
Yes, I use cauterize
>>188049268
Just his gun.
>>188047934
>>188049268
Only his gun.
>>188049268
Pretty sure it's just his blunderbuss-turrets don't use weapon effects, I don't think.
>>188049041
>>188048961
Some characters' portraits fit it.
>Viktor
>Skye
>Fernando
>Strix (?)
>Sha Lin (but his pose is retarded)
>Drogoz (a little)
>>188048830
>hirez still wont pick 1 artist and stick with it
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO
Try counting all the references in raeve maeves voicepack
>>188049284
>The Rock-esque face
?
>choose training
>it instantly chooses shooting range
>it spawns me in here
n-nani?
>>188049461
Ok, of all those the ones that are definitely drawn are Skye and Fernando, Sha Lin is a maybe, Drogoz is a bigger maybe, but Viktor and Strix are definitely renders.
It's not necessarily a bad thing, but the inconsistency comes off as tacky, regardless of >i-it's a beta
>tfw I want to remix Raeve's voicelines into something
>remember that the only semi-decent thing I could make is one of those fucking neighborhood meme songs
>>188050096
They also might not be pure painting or pure model. Valve paints over posed models for TF2 stuff.
This game needs more sluts
>>188048830
>We could've had drawn portraits
>>188050502
every champion is actually secretly a slut
some are just more forthright about it
>>188050603
>Tumblr drawn
>>188050603
most of those are iffy at best.
>>188050603
Those are amazing especially Evie and Pip
and that Grohk is so nice
> Pip has his goggle lowered in one of them
> Can't lower his goggle in game
fix it; make it a cosmetic variation
>>188050754
They are actually drawn by one of the Hi-rez 2D artists, so it's actually deviantart drawn.
>>188050603
>tfw the mobile port will have better portraits IN ALPHA than the official game
>>188043476
>No Deja Vu reference for Raeve
>When not only your teammates think a master borders means something, but the person with the master border thinks it means something as well.
How do we fix borders?
>have a great game as Skye
>enemy adds me after game
>pretty sure he wants to suck my dick and queue up togeth-
suck my dick nigger
>unfriends me
How to get good portraits
>remove ugly blue light blue UI
>remove white portrait backgrounds
>use some wooden background like in the bar of the shop or make full artwork and crop it closely like Smite
>or make all of the character portraits renders that have been painted over or brushed to look consistently high quality
>add some actual borders instead of making them floating squares
>team doing okay
>match is pretty close
>one guy is just whining in voice chat all match
>can't even hear him well enough to know more than his tone
>mute him to maintain morale
>win
Voice chat was a mistake.
How do I get an invite to strike
>>188052793
google paladins strike sign up and then sign up and pray for an invite
>>188052793
Suck some dicks at Hi-Rez. It's worth it.
Finally a gun to match my qt Tyra set.
>>188052770
voice chat is the greatest shit
I enjoy talking about the best waifu with 4 random fuckwads
>tfw you get the only legendary weapon so far in the game from the free weapons chest>8/52 owned
Feels pretty good desu.
>>188053153
So which waifu does the average paladins player think is the best waifu?
is spawn chatter between champions even implemented yet? pretty sure I've never heard it
>>188053314
Skye
>>188053314
We went on a very long discussion about the best waifu but could not get a conclusion
A stereotyical african american accented man screamed out about Cassie being the fucking best because you "get a free bird alongside with that free jay jay"
>>188053456
>A stereotypical african american accented man screamed out about Cassie being the fucking best
So Cassiefag is an african american?
YING NEEDS MORE COSMETICS ASAP
>>188053935
That elf slut has plenty already, best support needs more.
>>188053769
I'm an europoor, white as a sheet.
>>188054056
Seris is literally one of the worst supports though.
>>188054056
>best support
hah! more like 20 hps after caut 2
>>188054207
She's good what are you going on about?
What champ do you guys play? What do you think the best champ is? Whos your favourite champ?
>>188054354
me
me
me
>>188054056
Do NOT insult Ying.
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/6/6b/Maeve_Skin03_SP_Laugh_2.ogg
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/7/72/Ying_VGS_Emote_F-a.ogg
best voice line in the gametoo bad ying is an orc stick loving slut
>>188055520
Too bad?
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/0/0e/Maeve_Skin03_TR_Taunt_Directed_Strix_1.ogg
bravo, lo-rez
>>188054354
>which champ
maining is cancer. i play whatever role the team needs. typically end up FL as nando or makoa or support as seris or damba. rarely ever get to play dmg but when i do i like bomb king
>best champ
lian
>favorite champ
andro before they nerfed the nether step legendary
>>188056291
>maeve talking to him about OB58
>>188028993
ok you can complain about the pop up but, how the fuck would you accidentally click and confirm the wrong option? you are not that retarded, are you?
also reddit asked for this, because they wanted a faster way to use the keys.
>tfw you play Jenos for the first time
>>188053314
Objectively, Maeve. Everybody loves that bitch.
>>188056353
but dont you have mains for each role?
>get 100 or more ping every game now
Is it some shitty server issue or do I keep getting placed in the wrong fucking server?
>>188057068
I can ltierally feel my brain dying when I play Jenos and Ying.
>>188058327
I don't think the champions have anything to do with it, you're probably just retarded
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/8/89/Maeve_Skin03_TR_Kill_Streak_1.ogg
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/0/0b/Maeve_Skin03_TR_KillAbility1_2.ogg
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/e/ed/Maeve_Skin03_SP_Taunt_1.ogg
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/b/b2/Maeve_Skin03_TR_Idle_1.ogg
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/9/94/Maeve_Skin03_VGS_Emote_A.ogg
this entire voicepack is a memefest
>>188059021
>https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/8/89/Maeve_Skin03_TR_Kill_Streak_1.ogg
>>188059021
>https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/8/89/Maeve_Skin03_TR_Kill_Streak_1.ogg
>>188059021
You think they'll get sued by any of these lines?
>https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bzq3yZyaJdDOVlE3ek40cGppc1k/view
I refuse to call Jenos anything else but 'Jenny' now.
>>188059021tfw I only get the darude one
>>188059590
>Jenos is actually FTM
deepest lore
>>188060058
Does xir have a xir penis?
>>188059906
in order
https://youtu.be/WSeNSzJ2-Jw?t=39s
https://youtu.be/h7ArUgxtlJs (+ >>188056291)
https://youtu.be/luJJBeCFeM0?t=1m44s
https://youtu.be/y6120QOlsfU
https://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU
I recognize most but not all of them, someone should make a full list
>>188017335
>bulldozer buff
at least it means that they will buff Grohk r-right?
>>188040235
>>188040380
>>188040564
So will this be like Binding of Isaac or something?
>>188059021
>https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/8/89/Maeve_Skin03_TR_Kill_Streak_1.ogg
>>188059021
>https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/8/89/Maeve_Skin03_TR_Kill_Streak_1.ogg
>>188050603
we could probably get these as sprays, like HotS
Are there no EU players in this game or wtf? I just had the 4th game in a row against the same team of 3 players in casual. Very fun indeed to play against a group that picks healer and two tanks, when your own team was 4 dmg/flank and a tank, 5 dmg/flank, 4 dmg/flank and a healer and 4 dmg/flank and a tank.
>>188061885
maybe YOU should pick something else
>>188061302
>lazarus is a ginger
Yuck.
>>188034357
>Ability – Shield
>You are receiving less damage.
>Ability – Absorption Field
now we know why Ruckus lost his repulsor field. it's the same reason nando lost his Dire Need card just before Torvald's release.
>>188061885
They just requed the moment you did.
Youcan snipe in every game including lol and ow.
>>188061948
like what? If I pick something to counter the shields, then we dont have a tank. If I pick a tank, then we have no one who could counter the shields. I tried both ways and ended up losing with 2/10 skyes and maeves in my team.
>>188047657
>Announcer_Nick_Mode_Crusade
DEUS VULT
>>188060473
cute
Anybody else want a skin for Inara that gives her a hijab and black robe?
>>188040380
paladins would receive a lot of attention if they released a champion based on christian religion but hi-rez wouldn't do it because they are pussies
>deleted my game files because I had to redownload
>now can't remember my mouse settings
>literally can't aim for shit
what the fuck is even the difference between these aim acceleration modes? I'm dying
how does someone deal with a coordinated team where barik is the main frontline, when playing inara?
>>188062410
The acceleration settings are for controller only
You only need to mess with the sensitivity slider
>>188062347
No ahmed.
>>188062347
No mohammed
>>188062347
I'm ok with this but it must also make her brown
>>188062491
oh fuck, it was mouse smoothing. I guess I'm used to it being disabled
>>188043476
Hey, buy Raeve's mixtape.
didnt play the game for like 2 weeks, now I just played my fifth game in a row where my team is being farmed at the base and we lose without getting a single objective score
what happened when I was gone?
>>188062690
it's is objetively better to turn it off.
>t. cs go player
>literally every competitive game enemy gets the superior team comp and players
>my team is always full of retarded BRs and faggots who complain at the slightest mistake
>when I manage to carry my idiotic team to a 2-0 lead I get drophacked
Fuck this shit. It's not worth it. I'm throwing games until I drop to plat or gold. I could deal with all the other bullshit, but FUCKING drophacks are over the line. I'm not staying in a division where autists care about their rank and want to preserve it by ddosing the match. Hell, I don't even care about my rank. I just want the fucking skin, and then I'm never playing anything but onslaught ever again.
Fuck competitive.
>>188062684
t. Mustafa al-Habib
>>188062347
i'd rather we get a champ like pic related
or they could give up on paladins and make smite an hero shooters exactly like paladins
>>188021920
Work fine for me Anon, what are you using in settings?
>>188063693
>>>/r/smite
where your dying friends are
>>188043476
>Assault
>AttackDefend(?)
>Breech
>Conquest
>Convoy
>Extraction
>Invasion
>Takeover
>Warpath
>>188063693
or they could give up on smite and add smite characters to paladins
>>188063468
This but he's female and wearing this.
>>188064150
>he's female
ruined
What's the difference between damage and flank?
>>188064236
should be mobility and burst potential rather than constant damage but that's been skewered so HP :))
>>188064150
>Hands
harem.
>yse Tyra's ult
>makao ults
>tries to kill me
>headshots for the most part
>grenade
>tfw mercy kill
gg
add loli champs
>>188043476
>all deserve a better life, under my tender care
What did she mean by that?
>one whole day later, PTS is still literally unplayable
>>188064957
it's a test server please fucking understand
>>188064236
flanks are cucks unless you're a godlike andro
damage characters are all overpowered
>>188065092
What's the point of a test server if you can't test anything?
>>188064113
> paladins character
> ever being more powerful than even the shittiest smite god
maybe Androxus as he's called the godslayer (only for one god tho, maybe one that wasn't combat focused even like Athena/Ares, maybe the shittiest god)
you're comparing god to mere human, fox, elves, orc, goblin, and dwarf.
>>188065128
ask anymore questions and I'll delete skye
>>188064113
add scylla
splitstone quarry is fucking garbage, a shit team can just let a sniper wipe the floor thanks to all the sightlines
>>188065192
what the fucking are you talking about. mobas are shit and fpses aren't
fuck off
>>188063110
No I just wouldn't mind a cool middle east skin for Inara, but not something like this >>188064150
>>188065482
She would be better suited with a Sari inspired look. It already fits her flow.
>>188065443
as a Strix main until he gets nerfed into the ground, fighting on the point is ez, but advancing past it for the push is AIDS.
>>188065581
>Sari
IT could come with custom particles. Like she could leave a trail of shit as she walks.
>>188048830
portraits that change depending on what head you use when?
10 losses in a row, everytime 4 dmg/flank in my team, not one game without skye+maeve combo in the team and kinessa was in 7/10 games
what do? except quit+uninstall or doing the most obvious choise of never playing the game without min 3 man team
>>188065986
git gud lol
>>188042425
I liked it anon.
>>188059021
>https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/8/89/Maeve_Skin03_TR_Kill_Streak_1.ogg
what is this a reference to
>>188066031
tried that, not worth the effort just to carry 4 very special persons every match. I would actually like to enjoy cooperating with the team
>>188066304oh, that wasn't what I thought it was.
>>188066463
what did you think it was
>>188066463
You thought of this? Because it's the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w31bAfGdKB4
>>188017335
WHERE MY GROHK BROS AT?
IT'S BETTER BEING BLUE!
>>188065986
play onslaught with zhin and this loadout, never die
if you don't win, you'll at least get plenty of kills and annoy a lot of people
it's good to dish it out after taking it for so long
smolder, up in smoke 4, fan the flames 4. hideout 2, filller
>>188066738
>>188065986
The only way is to get out of elo hell for casual (onslaught, payload and test will always be shit) or play competitive exclusively, but the latter requires you to be at least decent and use be decent at multiple champs
>put up reversal
>get shot through it
Very nice
I want toteachJenosthe meaning of love
>>188052001
you look sad because shitty border, try harder.
>>188017335
Just got the game yesterday. Grohk is the only guy I play, Fernando seems like a worse grohk, and that shotgun flank is SHIT. Is the cat boy demo man better than GROHK?
I had a feeling I was playing against bots...
Is illuminate 3 needed to hunt down strix? Or can I settle for 2?
>>188067292
wait a second, how is a large construction machine a item?
How do bulldozers fit into paladins lore?
>>188045128
Maeve, watch your tongue! What will your mother say?
>>188068193
>you look sad because shitty border, try harder.
Excuse me?
>>188068217
Your first few matches are played against bots, yes. Pip is pretty fun, but he plays pretty differently from Grohk, so you might not like him.
>>188063693
>long ago smitefags mocked paladins as a overwatch clone and they bullied anyone that play it
>now that their game is dying they are this desperate
>>188068385
What if Maeve talks like this because she is Ash's daughter?
>>188068217
>Fernando seems like a worse Grohk
>cat boy demo man
I hope you're purposely baiting.
>>188059356
>>188059508
>>188061506
>>188061338
Okay, she saw my dick, now what?
>>188068189
...and how would you do that?
@188068894
that was unneeded and not funny, noyou today.
strix is fucking annoying
good thing he will be nerfed next patch
>>188069034
The only thing I hate about Strix is his damn flash bang, that shit is jarring as fuck to get hit by.
What are your greatest grievances with the game (balance-wise) that weren't even touched for a while?
>Illuminate is not good enough
>Net Shot doesn't Cripple, only Slows
>Hook goes through Reversal
>Ying has a shit healing legendary
>>188065289
Why is the water wet?
>>188068623
>speed reduction with shield
>cool down after it's holstered
>no heals
>shitty flamer
>shitty Ult
>hitscan direct damage with less range than grohk
>identical alt fire as grohk's
Meanwhile
>grohk has a hitscan with more range
>grohk has more versatility with Ghost Walk and his totem
>his special is useful and encourages a team push much like TF2's Buff Banners
>his secondary can be buffed with shortened timings which rewards good aim and chains
>he isn't a slow metal beef cake giant, harder to hit
>he's blue
You see the problem, don't you? He's a bullet sponge with no offensive utility unlike my blue boy GROHK
>>188066964
yea, I played zhin with that build now. 11th loss in a row. I didnt die and got few kills, but we didnt have one chance to actually win in the entire game. We had roaming pip, roaming jenos, then me, tank and a skye, straight up 0-4 loss.
>>188069145
>>Hook goes through Reversal
This is intentional
>>188069242
>conveniently forgetting about fireball
>conveniently forgetting about scorch
roflmao
>>188069004
plz, i need it.
>>188069328
Why doesn't it go through Counter then? It's such bullshit
>>188069493
glorious nippon steel folded over 1000 times
>>188069242
>hitscan direct damage with less range than grohk
It counts as blast.
>>188069493
great idea, i am tired the the immortal chinaman, please Martini implement this!
>>188069440
Alright truthfully I've got one match as Fernandina and about ten as grohk, maybe he's just not my type of play style. I don't like the Reinhart-iness. I like mobile healers and grohk's lightning staff is fucking AWESOME.
>>188069614
So it's like an AoE with really short range?
>>188069145
Illuminate lvl 3 is good enough and it's cheap, I don't see an issue with it
Agree on net, without the leggo you get an useless skill. Slow for 1.5s and 150 damage on a 15s CD? I hate it when legendaries strip core abilities from champs and make it useless
The hook one is intended
>>188069242
>>188068217
Fernando is one of the strongest champs in the game and serves an entirely different purpose from Grohk. You have to be shitting me right now.
>>188069718
>So it's like an AoE with really short range?
Yes, but I can totally understand assuming it's a short hitscan.
>>188064236
what flanks SHOULD be: able to stay away from their teams and harass enemies while looking for an opening to clean up kills. To do this well, flanks need strong survivability in order to be able to survive away from their teams, either in the form of high mobility, high sustain, or high health. High damage is nice but is not a necessity to do this core action for the role. See: old Bounce House Buck.
However, because hypermobility is perceived as cancer, and because high sustain means their 1v1 potential is too high, the only viable flanks are the ones with 5000 health and shields.
>>188069718
>I don't like the Reinhart-iness.
Don't play him like that. Defending your team is nice, but he can really kick ass. He's more of a bruiser than he looks like.
This is not the loli we want, but the one we deserve.
>>188069718
>I don't like the Reinhart-iness
Wanna know how I know you're playing him completely wrong?
>>188070341
It's the one I want
>>188070341
>hirez adds a loli
>fbi knocks on their door
>just a prank bro
Why aren't you playing The Amazing Eternals, /palg/? It has actual graphics.it is actually pretty fun but it is very buggy and it has some balance issues
>>188070602
But I already have this game to play Grover in.
>>188070602
>It has actual graphics.
this doesn't mean anything when the art direction is garbage
>easyanticheat
>connection interrupted
what did this mean by that?
>>188070602
It doesn't have cute girls.
>>188070602
I really like the art style but the game itself plays like some old Call of Duty title that's been ported to pc as an afterthought.
>>188070970
he got got by the cia
>>188071084
which makes sense its the same people that created the exceptionally shallow warframe
>>188070602
Nah, i already tried it and it's garbage with wonky hitbox, a shitty gunplay with no feeling (or smoothness). It only has ACTUAL graphic going for it, i prefers PARAGON in the actual graphic that also has actual gameplay (but it's a dying game the devs keep shitting on the elements that made it unique and skillful so the gametime in a round is lower than 30 minute, so it has an identity crisis where it doesn't know if it's a MOBA or a TPS TDM)
>>188070602
played it, no server in my area so I'm forced to play on 200-300 ping matches. nothx.
Also it has no waifu so nothing that'll keep me playing after the game starts feeling repetitive.
The graphics is very good and runs on low-mid end PCs though so that's one thing the game has going for it.
>>188070710
but can you play the OLD Grover?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yqb8frBJ0Y
whats this map?
>>188069301
>seige
>>188071352
http://ciscocruz.artstation.com/projects/bY2go
part of that ice map we already have
>>188071352
one of the old maps. They removed it not long after OBT. It's kind of similar to Ice Mines.
>>188070341
>This is not the loli we want
Speak for yourself
>>188060473
you blocked me, on realm book
>>188071352
the one with the funniest pre-match time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyF8xWLJSe8
MOMMY MOMMY, i want an iron curtain for Ash now :^(
>>188071352
man I really enjoyed this map. it was around during the era where you could blink while iceblocked
>>188070341
post the short haired one
>>188071352
this was a fun map, but the payload was too close to the spawn, so you could extend overtime forever with characters like Evie.
>>188070341
Fine hirez, I can compromisse, add a skin like this and I'll be happy;
>>188069926
>>>188069242 (You)
>>>188068217 (You)
>Fernando is one of the simplest champs in the game and serves an entirely slow and bullet magnet purpose from grohk, who is more enjoyable and can sustain ground longer with his totem in spite of grohk's low DPS. You have to be shitting me right now.
>>188069965
Cool concept, in practice though I guess it shows that some ideas are more interesting as ideas. I'll remember this when I'm making board games.
>>188070135
Tips then? I'll give him another go with some guidance on how to use him like a bruiser
>>188070392
I played him wrong when I selected him LOL
>>188071874
I'm still not sure what they were thinking.
Hey, Pip beng the "rogue alchemist" means we will never get a proper alchemist, right?
>>188069718
> I don't like the Reinhart-iness
someone link that reinhardt vs nando video. The one with the rock music over nando's parts.
>>188072615
Fernando is not a "bullet magnet", he's a fucking bullet sponge bully that just blobs all over squishies. Tanks in this game are actually way more active than the ones in Overwatch.
Grohk mains? more like kill yourself
>>188072653
he could be called transmutator or whatever. I don't think paladins could handle his strongest potions though.
>>188072653
That depends on what you mean by "proper alchemist".
>>188072829
>t. Tryhard that thought he could beat grohky in 1v1 and gotblued
>>188070602
gunplay is stiff as fuck
>>188072918
He walked into the realm and is ready for battle, he can handle the strongest of potions.
>>188017335
BUFF MY WIFE
>>188071882
>make a mother russia skin for ash
>"muh zarya ripoff" videos
Wouldn't mind seeing it though, but that could also just be me being an Ashfag.
>>188073087
his potions could kill Drogoz, let alone a flank, that's just disbalanced.
>>188072751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sWAtkHtKqs
>>188072751
reinhardt is way more active than that video suggests, it's like playing aegis fernando and sitting on the payload all game
Reinhardt is more about mindgames and footsies, and Fernando is more about being as reckless as possible and surviving because lolFernando.
>>188073150
PLEASE buff my life
>>188072943
t. Grohk player that's only been playing vs bots
>>188073204
and he's a trasmutator who needs to kill maeve, he needs the strongest of potions
>>188073356
>having friends in PTS
>>188072936
>>188072918
the way i want it is hard to be implemented in game in a original way, and would look out of place.
>>188072943
>loosing to the shitter who ghosts walks away because cant do enough damage
Yeah, nice try.
>>188073275
t. Rein player trying to feel smart
>>188073356
>amigos
lol, you have /palg/, the only amigos you need.
>>188073275
lol
>>188073275
>surviving because lol fernando
KEK, this is what blizzbabs believe
>>188074117
But they have mindgames!
>>188073242
>no nando "I will not die, not yet amigo! shout when ulting
so much missed potential
Nerf Zhin .... The cool down needs to be nerfed from 7sec's to 10sec's
>>188074390
wait, we dont?
>>188074637
nah mindgames are for b2p games only
>>188073150
I like Tyra
>>188074783
oh my god, /palg/ deceived me.
>>188073150
monkey hunter skin when?Rathalos armor from monster hunter when?
haha it's funny when martini says they fix bugs and they don't actually fix bugs
"what salvo glitch?" -pixie
>>188059021
This may be a cash grab for memes, but I unironically love this
>>188074573
>nerf flank because I'm bronze
Nah kys
>she's still garbage
isn't that something
So what exactly makes Ruckus a tank? I feel like he's the only one who can't protect his teammates.
>>188075043
>Rathalos
Damn son at least go Narga or something.
>Not wanting fishnet Tyra
>>188075194
Does that still happen? I used to get a lot in the past, but not once since they "fixed it"I did get shot through my shield as Fernando just yesterday though
>>188073936
>>188074028
>>188074117
I enjoy playing both, but Rein is far more punishing and skill-intensive than Fernando could ever be. Fernando is fun and feels far more rewarding, but he's often just autopilot. The worst thing that happens to Fernando is that he misses a fireball.
>>188074637
The only "mindgames" Fernando has to deal with is ult management.
>>188075361
Rathalos will fit because we have drogoz for the scales.
>>188075326
Nothing,not anymore since the assassination in OB57
>>188075326
He's just tanky. Like he can take a decent amount of damage.
>>188075371
Of course it still happens. Why wouldn't it happen? Because hirez told you that they fixed it? Give me a fucking break.
>>188075326
big model means tank
take some fuckin game design lessons
>>188075463
Alright but....fishnets though
>>188075428
>far more punishing and skill-intensive than Fernando could ever be
Spoken like someone who's never landed a quad fireball.
>>188075560
That would require you spending some money on good boy points so martini can make a deal with capcom. if this happens id like jho skin for drogoz toohe would take off ground dragon breathing his way to the sky
>>188075636
Because quad fireballs happen all the time and aren't pure luck.
>>188075428
Hein looks like he need more skill because Kaplan broke him and doesnt bother fixing it, even hi rez works faster, fuck off.
Reminder that Strix could have been this
>>188075043
UMA
>>188075560
we need it for seris :^)
>>188076107
And I'm thankful he isn't.
>>188076142
>her firebomb becomes boiling water with monkey bones on it
lo rez, please
>>188075326
frontliner doesn't necessarily mean that you can protect your teammates, just that they want to be the ones getting shot at. If a team spends its time shooting at Ruckus or Fernando or Inara instead of Ying, the other team has the advantage unless they can burst him down.
>>188076107
with a rifle?
>>188076107
That looks like shit.
>>188076229
yeah I like the retarded batman parody we got
>>188076437
i've been thinking about that, nobody ever complain about your shielding, just when youre not on the objective. Do i, and the vast majority of tank players, do a proper shielding or the playerbase just doesnt care at all?
>>188076560
>batman parody
He's wearing a ghille suit with an owl hood. Not really batman.
>>188076882
owlman
boom
>>188076712
Depends on the skill of the player really, you'll notice a lot if you play Makoa. Some people refuse to be saved by the bubble and will rather commit suicide then be saved.
>>188076479
Sure, why not. Why need more bestial-type champions like Makoa, Grover and shit, the last few champions have been bland as all fuck man, there's zero creativity going on.
>>188077010
Grover is best boy
>>188076882
>ghillie suit
he's literally wearing bright bird feathers
>>188077010
Not a furry but agreed. I can look around anywhere and see humans. Give me some interesting characters instead.
>>188076930
>>188077010
I feel like the whole champion-creating rush really limited them in making non-human models, they probably had to shit out new models way too fast for any real creativity. I mean the last non-human was Willo, right? How fucking long ago was that, jeesh.
>>188077010
furries and xenophiles need to fuck off
non-humans are the exception, not the norm.
>>188077010
true
but since they're downtuning to generic fantasy, I'll doubt we'll ever get more than a troll again
watch them redesign grover into a druid
>>188077825
I'll be pissed, my favorite part of fanasty medieval shit is treants and Grover is the closest thing we have to that.
>tfw ran into a Lex using this card with aimbot
wake me up
>>188078101
>3 seconds cooldown
>card that reduces it even more
sasuga
So apparently Jew-Rez, true to their name, increased the price of a Smite bundle to 500 gems secretly when they said it would only cost 450.
People would have to buy gems anyway since you can only buy 400 gems or 800+ gems.
>>188078256
>>>/smgen/
>>188078357
woops, its dead
REEEE WHY DO JENOSFAGS NEVER FUCKING HEAL?!?!?
>>188078516
A B S O L U T E L Y
D E V I L I S H
>>188078520
Because you 're not letting caut wear off while you heal up.
The healing detecting is going to be one of the best changes in the game. I'm so tired of VHS spam in 150k healing games.
>>188075428
yeah, but footsies on a moba? Fuck off.
>>188077646
This is most likely true.
>>188077808
I, too, enjoy applying real world rules to my videogames. Especially fantasy ones set in a mysterious otherworldly place called "The Realm". Teeming with strange creatures and full of magic... oh look, it's another bland looking human.
$15 for VIP pack is actually a shitty deal cause buying 5x 200 crystals packs after purchasing discounted 8k bundle is like twice cheaper money-wise.
>>188079019
it has more stuff than just vip cums, and the 2 months of boosted match gains rewards who enjoy playing
>implying someone enjoys it
>>188079019
obviously, because it was discounted
there is also an eXXXclusive zhin skin remember?
hey guys :3 how about we post some OCs, since we're talking about champions!
>Ucora, The Coral Mender
>An extension of Inara's lore, where she's a Stone Warden who guards lands, Corax was formed from coral and the healing water element. Effectively a mass of water with pieces of coral-like armor and masses of seaweed and anemone inside the water.
>Primary Fire: Coral Spines
>A rapid burst-fire attack of five sharp coral spikes. Each spike deals 175 damage, and the burst fires over 0.25 seconds.
>Alternate Fire: Osmosis
>A close range attack, dealing 300 damage over 1 second. If successful, Ucora gains a stack of Surge. 10 second cooldown.
>Ability: Soothing Tide
>Pressing Q will heal an ally for 450 over 5 seconds. However, stacks of Surge will increase the healing. Each stack of Surge adds an additional 50, maxing out at five stacks for a total 700 health.
>Ability: Rushing River
>Pressing F will turn Ucora's lower half into rushing waves, sending them charging forward several units. The pools left in Ucora's wake slowly heal allies for 45 health every second. As with Soothing Tide, stacks of Surge will slightly increase the healing, up to 70 a second.
>Ultimate: Maelstrom
>Over 4 seconds, Ucora unleashes the full force of their elemental core, turning into a massive whirlpool. Enemies standing in the whirlpool are slowed by 30% and start losing health steadily, while allies rapidly regain health. The exposed core takes 15% more damage, while enemies attacking Ucora from outside their whirlpool deal 15% less damage.
tell me what you think, but constructive criticism only :)
hey /palg/. Slap my hand!
Find a flaw.
>>188079238
You get exactly same shit you would from 5x 200 packs + zhin skin.
>>188079342
But is that shitty skin worthy of ~8 bucks? I think not. Plus I bet they're going to put this bundle on discount later on anyway.
>mfw picking skye in ranked and watching the butthut pour in
>>188079664
>low health
>teammate ying places clone near me
>gain a little bit back over a few seconds
>she shatters it because she's getting attacked on the other side of the map
>2 healers on the enemy team
>look at teammates first built items
>deft hands
>deft hands
>wrecker
>haven
WAKE ME UP
>>188079664
Not my gf. Also prefer my elves brown but Ying is cute
>>188079582
>>188079582
>>188079664
Literally none.I love my wife so very much.
>>188079561
>:3
>:)
>>188079738
What leggo do I take for skaie? Am taking the CD reduction one.
Mistake?
>>188079969
it's good for getting resets. Surprise attack is trash because you can miss easily. poison bolt one is nice for doing a lot of damage quickly on a 4s cooldown
>>188079664
shes not ridng my dick
how should I build ting tang walla walla bing bang?
he seems fun
>>188080173
is this your retarded boyfriend nickname?
>>188079561
I'd rather that be a skin for Inara also makao is to seas that Inara is to dirt
>>188079664
Shit healing
>>188080173
Maelstrom
Arc lightning 2
Thunderlord 2
Lightning rod 1
Thunderstruck 3
Shamanic might 4
That's what I use, he is fun and you can get a lot of damage with him
>>188048128
Goddamn is this game underrated
Its such a fun game with friends but i wish it had integrated VC
>>188080173
Damba? A good general build is Eerie Presence 4, Many Gourds 3, Ritual Magic 3, Pungent Gourd 1, Filler. Take Spirit's Chosen and go for chronos and then deft hands.
>>188080367
I now realize grokk could be seen as a witchdoctor
I meant Mal'damba
>>188080112
surprise attack works even if you miss though, believe me i'm shit and it works wonders for burst
>>188079664
Used up piece of Kleenex, already GROHK'D
Not mad that we lost, mad that torvald would rather chase after random kills with the rest of these monkeys than help on point. We lost the first point literally because he mofuckin left to chase after some kill, leaving the point undefended. Jesus fuck if I'm not getting banned after how much I flamed after that, I'm never getting banned.
Hey guys, have you seen anon? hope he liked the OP image :3.
>>188079019
$15 USD normally would get you 800 crystals you mongoloid, how is the VIP pack not worth it?
For 800 Crystals worth of burgers, you get:
>EXCLUSIVE Conqueror Zhin
>5 x 14 Day VIP Membership
>25 Radiant Chests
>25 Team Boosters
>100,000 VIP Points
For 200 Crystals, you get:
>5 Radiant Chests
>20,000 VIP Points
>5 VIP Match Boosters
I'll let you do the math
Find a flaw.
>viktor
>first item is chronos
Is chronos the new deft hands? Did people catch up that deft hands is shit and they tryna look smarter by buying different shit? Why are these fucktards allergic to caut and wrecker? I literally can't buy anything else every damn game because at least someone have to get caut. I'm also the healer (jenos)
>>188080898
we cant.
>>188080898
he isn'tprotecting me
>>188080112
>Surprise attack is trash because you can miss easily
Except it applies to the first shot you hit on an enemy, so you can miss a whole clip and still get the 500 bonus, also it's bugged or I don't fucking know, maybe it's intended, but the 500 bonus goes through not only shields but invincibility and can finish off Nando, Lian and Ash in their ults if they're low enough
>>188080546
Spirits chosen
Eerie presence 4
Fleeting 2
Many gourds 4
Spirits touch 2
Mending spirits 1
That's what I use
Why the fuck do people still use Ying? Her healing is shit, her health is shit, her escape is shit and her damage is only decent if you equip the damage legendary.
>>188080898
He missed dubs by one and trips by ten.
>>188081362
That's a cute elf
>>188080898
He's not Ruckus
>>188029265
Really late as fuck but I lover her more than you and I love you more than her
>>188080546
You have a few options, the main thing is if you want Eerie Presence or not (to start I'd recommend until you're comfortable). These are the two I bounce around with.
>>188081473
She's okay but I wouldn't wife her.
>>188081350
I could ask the same thing about Buck, Barik, Skye, Tyra etc.
We're talking about competitive queue, right?
Anyway, I've no idea. Maybe some motherfuckers want to throw so badly that they just go for the subpar picks every single time when there're far more viable and stronger champions available.
>>188081114
why the fuck would viktor need chrobos, isn't morale boost better for him
those people are idiots
>>188079561
Is she a lolifish? This is important.
>>188081621
>>188081718
>Barik
>bad
>>188081718
>barik
are you bronze?
>"I DMG"
>"I DMG"
>"I DMG"
>"I DMG"
>locks in kinessa
>other guy spams "I buck"
>am cucked into sup of course
>they are both completely and utterly useless
>game didnt even last 10 minutes
So... this is the power of ranked?
>>188082121
Just keep grinding until you're out of plat and it becomes more reasonable. Then laugh every time a master loses it in post chat because he got 4-0'd.
>>188081854
>picking Barik when there's Fernando, Ash, Makoa, Ruckus in the draft
The enemy will pick those bastards and stomp Barik's face into the ground
>>188082049
Gold, I play Damba and Barik is literally unhealable 10 out of 10 times
>>188082295
its u again
>>188080868
>$15 USD normally would get you 800 crystals
oy vey what a deal
How i pity you westcucks.
$15 got me 3500 shekels, founders pack and that starter pack during that 33% sale
>>188081350
Ying is not bad, her healing can be pretty decent. the damage legendary is the must have legendary.. the other two are useless, resonance need to be built around it to work correctly but you throw healing away by doing that.
>>188082373
I wouldn't be ranting if people stopped picking Barik thinking they're anywhere near skilled enough to play him.
>>188081350
>is damage is only decent when she takes her only viable legendary
lol but yeah she's shit, I'm not a high level but I have yet to see more than 2 yings in my time playing do a decent amount of healing
>>188081718
>tyra
Is okay, she just needs to watch her positioning and she's a bit map dependant
>barik
Is good, 650 damage a shot with self survivalability in his cards and his turret do like 170 damage a shot and don't miss if you take his other legendary, also has an ult that can shut down the point for a bit
>Skye
Flanks lol
>buck
Flanks lol
>>188082295
>literally unhealable
I play damba and barik is probably the easiest person to heal besides torvald because he's always going to be on point and next to his turrets
>>188082547
Where the fuck do you live, Uzbekistan?
I cant get out of Platinum because there are too many idiots:
>DPS no heal Jenos
>DPS no heal Seris
>Picking Kinessa
>Picking Skye
>Picking Maeve
>Sha Lin players think they are snipers
>Lian players think they are snipers
>DPS players who want to 1v1 in a corner
>DPS players who want to chase for a kill instead of repelling off the objective
>DPS players who cant even take a dive when the payload is at the objective and still insist on shooting from afar
90% of /palg/ belongs to one or more of the above
>>188080898
Already taken.
>>188082901
>DPS no heal Jenos
You forgot "DPS no heal Jenos who took the healing legendary in order to give you false hope"
>>188082901
>chase for a kill
Nothing wrong with this depending on who they are chasing and the percentage of capture
>>188082901
>he didnt got out of plat in one promotion
you make /smgen/ proud
>>188081350
Because I like to ALLAH ACKBAR people when I die.
With gigantic dying I might have to come back to this game.
I miss OB11 still though
>>188082791
>I play damba and barik is probably the easiest person to heal
That's great, I play Damba too, and Barik is the hardest person to heal because he's the squishiest tank and the enemy has two 5k+ meat mountains charging him in his autistic lego fortress he built on the point and giving him a wedgie before sticking their flamethrowers and strap-ons up his tiny midget asshole every single game
>>188082830
Pola- Russia of course.
At least when i pay for online games.
>>188082901
>Skye and Kinessa
>bad
They're average
>>188083460
POLSKY IS GUREATO, I LOVE POLSKY, CAN I LUV U?
>>188083480
They're objectively the worst picks for their rolesexcept kinessa on some maps.
>>188083537
are you ok
is this supposed to be some new ebin shitpost
>>188083480
>needs to be babysited
>works only on timber mill
>good
Skye just aint enough.
Strix,Sha Lin,Willo.
Literally the most cancerous characters in the game right now.
>>188043476
>they are still using the "out of mana" voiceline
im kinda concerned for the future anons
>>188083638
I've found Skye to be pretty good all around but that's probably because I'm aimbot material.
I love that stupid 500 damage first shot on unhide though
it's also a fun pick against strix
>CHAMPIONS THAT FEEL STRONG BUT ARE ACTUALLY SHIT
>Lian
>Ash
>Seris
>CHAMPIONS THAT FEEL WEAK BUT ARE ACTUALLY STRONG
>Pip
>Grohk
>Torvald
prove me wrong
>>188083720
>>188083720
Why didn't they just make it so you can see Strix when he's close to you? Everyone else has this but him.
>>188080868
You know that the more crystals you buy at once more crystals per buck you get?
>>188083839
Lian has the best 1v1 and her DPS is pretty high.
Ash applies too much pressure, has solid dps and very useful ult
Seris is shit
>all this bronze in my palg
we need to start bullyng them off like we do to smitecucks
>>188083839
you're stupid
there, prove you wrong
t. imageboard expert
>>188083720
>Fernando, Makoa and Cassie
Ftfy
>>188083862
Good argument.
>>188047657
>CaptureTheFlag
evie and maeve are going to have a huge advantage if they dont do anything to their mobility in this gamemode
I sure hope none of you gave Hi-Rez money
>>188083839
Lian isn't so much strong as she is BULL FUCKING SHIT.
Inara is fun
>>188083902
Well then buy the fucking 8k crystal bundle for all I care and convert it all into VIP points for maximum efficiency, it won't change the fact that the VIP pack is a ridiculously good deal for 15 drybears
>>188083828
>because I'm aimbot material
No, you're likely in low elo. Any semi-coordinated or not brain dead team can figure out how to shut down a skye faster than any other flank aside from maybe maeve. She's a garbage champion that only works well when fighting actual retards.I still use her sometimes for fun.
>>188083828
>>188083480
> skye
> ever being good
yeah, she's good for doing only one pick then dying. She has consistently been the worst character of this game ever made, because she use all her cooldown for 1 engagements. Her CD reset leggo help her, but reduce her DPS for those engagements.
She is only good against braindead team. IF you ever get stomped by a Skye, it means that your team is braindead. Taking care of a skye after she comes out of skye is easy job. Being the one that she pick is not enjoyable or fun at all tho, i'm really happy she's a garbage character because it means we don't see much of her in competitive at all.
>>188084123
sorry
>>188083839
>rat that heals only 240 late game
>grohk
Succ papi is okayshy, but once you get resilience he dies
>>188082373
I see his point really, Barik has really no effect on the end result of hte game unless the other team is at a level that you could have played any FL. He offers no real advantage over picks like Ash and Makoa.
>>188084110
>tfw d1 has higher elo than masters
am i boosted?
>>188084209
Only thing she's good at now is melting tanks with poison bolts
>>188084114
activating mobility skills while holding flag triggers flag throw
>>188084114
>the flag silences you
there, done
now every team needs a tank to carry the flag for them
Seriously now, find a single flaw, I dare you.
>>188084340
shit, make it that you need to stay still to capture it.
>>188084378
Not real
>>188084110
not him but i agree with you on Willo & Strix, but why Sha lin? Out of all stealth character, he's actually the one i don't mind at all playing against.
>>188084230
Damn it anon. Did they improve at all over the course of Smite? Or are they still as shitty as when Tribes was their game?
Currently downloading the game right now, hope it's at least fun for a couple nights.
>>188084246
his DPS and range is ridiculously high for a frontliner with Tinkering. He's basically goodRuckus now.
>>188070602
>Digital Extremes
Oh no another buggy as fuck game i think? With stiff gameplay?
>>188084286
I've played 70 matches,most of them with Ruckus.
Did you two stack?
>>188084317
isn't this pretty much how it worked in TF2, drinking the speed drink by Scout drops the flag
>>188084378
*smash you*
>>188084378
>loli
>green fire
>weird snake-dog not fitting in the game´s style
>loli
>most likely an obnoxious child
>loli
most likely bait, but i dont care, sick and tired of you pedos
>>188084606
You mean Bonk? I dont think it did
Lads give me a tier list on supports so that I know who I take.
Not Jenos because I rarely get to pick him before the enemy fags.
>>188084209
Would it ever be possible to balance Skye to make her not useless without causing massive amounts of rage from the casual playerbase?I say no.
>>188084378
Let's start with the fact that she is mytholgoically incorrect. The only thing the got right was the amount dog heads.
>While Scylla was bathing in the sea, the jealous Circe poured a potion into the sea water which caused Scylla to transform into a monster with four eyes and six long necks equipped with grisly heads, each of which contained three rows of sharp teeth. Her body consisted of 12 tentacle-like legs and a cat's tail, while four to six dog-heads ringed her waist.
>>188084378
That one nigga that decides to meme it up with Bakasura
>>188084556
yeah i played mostly when ranked 2.0 hit live
>>188084704
REWORK
>>188082901
If you get out of platinum then you will find the same idiots are just as abundant in diamond, but with the added bonus of more frequent drophacks because they value their imaginary ranks even more.
>>188084123
of c-course n-no
>>188084475
>Stun and READY cancer combo to kill literally anyone
>Pretty broken ult
>Stealth thats essentially a free 1.3k damage with Desert Shadow
>>188084880
this looks...
suggestive
>>188084880
Fuck you I want that skin so badly
>>188084702
Damba is undisputed top tier forever and ever, Seris is viable, but when the Caut 3s come out she's fucked completely
>>188084123
I gave them $15 in russian poorbux since that was actually a passable deal for a 2007 looking f2p game.
It baffles me why anyone in US and especially EU would pay them anything with those crazy prices.
>>188082901
>Lian players think they are snipers
Been hitting faggots from afar and I dont feel like am doing anything wrong.
It helps with quickly 1v1ing any homosexual flank trying to take me on.
>>188084702
your options are Maldamba and Jenos. Seris is acceptable on fuckhuge maps.
Pick Ying ONLY if there's a Grover/Grohk/Pip. ONLY pick Pip/Grover/Grohk if there's a Ying.
>>188085065
t. 20 objective time wondering "Why did we lose?"
>>188084835
The thing is stealth is inherently anti-casual, rather than look for ways to improve or counter what beats them they'll bitch and moan like a Hirez CEO until what they think is unfair is useless.
If they do rework her they'd have to remove her stealth mechanics or she'll be stuck between godlike or shit tier forever.
>>188084209
>She has consistently been the worst character of this game ever made
TIMES DICKING
i am seriously thinking about purchasing the vip pack because it costs 6 bucks in my country, help me to resist their jewish tricks.
>>188085504
what do you want from the vip pack?
>>188084510
Yeah but for your average gold-diamond game I'd rather just take Makoa and have the free kill with hook to solo win rounds. I get what you're saying, Barik has been and will likely always be my most played but its harder to pull off. As easily
Although with vs low skilled damage players Tinkering is borderline broken.
>>188084953
makoa is not for impure thoughts
>>188084704
>>188084312
She need a full rework. Gun and ability.
And with this only thing in mind: no automatic weapons, only semi automatic weapon for her. Tec9 maybe, it has a rather slow firerate and is pretty good. She should be a disruptor, you know, like Winston in OW, he takes the attention of the enemy from his team so THEY can melt the enemy team, he jumps in and pick the attention, Skye should be the same but weaker, so give her a lot of mobility skill to allow for disengage. she will not kill you unless your braindead, but you won't kill her unless she's braindead because she's going to make clever use of her mobility ability to escape. bad use of it = death of the skye. Ideally a good skye will be able to kill and escape at the same time, in a slow fashion that feel enjoyable for the player that had the time to react and fight her with a little health disadvantage but still possible to counterplay with proper aim and use of your ability.
Remove stealth from her. Stealth is an inherently unenjoyable, anti-fun gameplay, but give her something that will fuck with the enemy vision of her. A Skillshot dart gun that will give a false image of her moving away? A dart to blind the enemy?
She's not "disappearing", you just can't identify her position by seeing her. It's a perfect alternative to stealth.
Strix could simply have Chameleon skill that makes him transparent but not fully invisible to the most keen eye.
>>188085697
mech nando and ghost pirate makoa
>>188085504
Where the fuck do you live that the exchange rates are that good
>>188084702
In terms of priority its like
Jenos > Mal'Damba > Seris > Ying > Grover > Grohk
Damba is the safest pick assuming no Jenos available, Seris is very strong with some comps (I only picked a few times in ranked with the right draft and 4-0'd er time), Ying isn't that bad now but you'll basically never pick her unless its the only support you're comfortable on for some reason. I think shes a bit underrated right now really with the ult change and Focus Lens being pretty much free damage. Grover is strong on some maps but I think most are scared to run him outside Timber Mill. Pip is Pip. Don't play him healing potion.
>>188086240
Oh and Grohk, you have to know what you're doing plus know you're running with guys who will react to your totem properly. A good Grohk will make half the ults in the game worthless, hard to pull off but the CC immunity destroys non organized teams.
>>188082295
>thinking that tanks can kill Barik easily
Yeah, good look shredding my shield while I jump from one side to another and blast your face off with 650 damage blunderbuss, all while my two turrets are healing me and damaging you.
Ruckus maybe stands a chance, though Barik has more burst, and Makoa, if he can somehow hook me behind the shield.
>>188086112
obviously you'll wait until ghost pirate makoa is released
then you can ask again
>>188086174Argentina
I thought the best leggo for Berik is increase turret damage
New thread:
>>187958695
>>187958695
>>187958695
>>188086570GRUMBY BOI
how many guru elo points do i need to reach meme status?
>>188086665
dumbo
>>188086665
good job
>>188086665
>New Thread
>Links previous thread
How does it feel to be retarded anon?
>>188086570
Ruckus vs Barik is sided to for the Ruckus as he will pound him with headshots constantly
>>188086932
Yeah sure, headshot that shield dude.
>>188086747
>>188086767
>>188086827
trolled
How are people still booting lobbies, if they fixed it
>>188085113
Okay, how to snake man?
Spam gourds and right clicks and slither away when flanked?
Doesnt sound as potent as "let me heal 5 people from behind a wall"
>>188087659
>slither away when flanked
You mean, 1vs1 the poor motherfucker that dared challenge the Spirit's chosen?
>>188076179
>Seris in fishnets
>fishnet themed skins for all the females
muh chinpo
>>188087654
Unless there's some other secret method
>>188086632
Chile is blanco boludo