/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

also reminder that the ESEA S25 Invite grand finals are TONIGHT @ ~11PM EST

http://www.teamfortress.tv/43265/esea-s25-gf-froyotech-vs-ascent

Lmao

Comp TF2

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3nd for engie mains

The ESEA Invite grand final is happening tonight, boys. Ascent vs. Froyotech. The format will be two Best of 3s, Froyo only needs to win one because they have the upper bracket advantage, while Ascent will need to win both to take home the prize. ESEA matches also never start on time so look for it to start around 11:45 EST. Here's the link: http://www.teamfortress.tv/43265/esea-s25-gf-froyotech-vs-ascent

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Should I do my "rape culture" presentation for my bullshit requirement Ethics class on Suprise Butsecks?

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>>187871757
>Fox news isn't controlled by Judes
Rape culture is easy to write in a way that you find hilarious and that professors won't see the irony in. Surprise buttsecks is harder to pull that off with so I'd go for the safer option

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>>187871990
This is my second semester of utter bullshit classes nobody has ever really cared about. I am well versed in remaining composed while lying through my teeth.
I mostly want to know if you wise men think it would be good méméry or cancer.

>>187872531
Maybe you shouldn't have chosen a meme major if you didn't want to take the classes. Why would you force yourself through classes you have no interest in?

>>187871757
I hope these people know that putting biased shit like "fox news is a propaganda machine" in textbooks is propaganda/indoctrination in and of itself

leftist hypocrisy knows no bounds

>>187872531
Only if you pastebin the essay afterward and let us read it

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Blue Horseshoe loves Neon Annihilator.

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One pottis PLEASE

>>187872609
>meme major
More like meme state to be born in, I'm an actuary. This is a universal UC/CSU requirement, and it's not worth the out of state tuition increase to escape or god forbid commit utter financial suicide with a decent private college.

>>187872678
It's an interactive presentation, I stand in front of the class, show them the video, and then break it down for them.

Okay which are the best community servers in EU? I want to play with nice people and want to avoid bots, russians and other scummers.

>>187871757

You should do a report on misrepresentation of Trump by the media and then fart in your professor's face

>Streaming when your game looks like shit
wew, lad.

need a dispenser here

Medic!
Medic!
Medic!
Medic!
Medic!
Thanks!

*distant YEE-HAWing*

MEDIC

who did you hear

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIICK

>>187873964
a fucking whinny scout

NEED RICHARD SPENCER HERE!

>>187873964
Soldier. They always hurt themselves rocket jumping and typically have a macro for shouting "MEDIC!" every second for when they hear a Kritz is ready to charge.

>>187873964
Demoman. His call is the loudest and most fun to spam with 20 fellow gaymers

why is the "wait" command disabled on practically every server?
is there some sort of exploit you can do with it?

>>187874418
There was a lot of controversy with scripting once, especially scripts that used the wait command. I don't know if that's why Valve disabled it by default, but maybe.

>>187874418
It's a good hook for malicious scripts, as it is a command about nothing that can be put into a legitimate sequence easily.
Turning on your aimbot when you scope in and turning it off after you fire, for example.

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Let's see those classes you play

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>>187875585
>maining classes

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>>187875585
Only gay bois main classes

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>>187876308
>playing TF2

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>>187875585
I hope so

dickem is 15

Ban him for life

dick him for life

i'm 19

"Present premises that support your claim." - Le French Facts Turkey

dick me daddy viva

"i am going to carve your flesh like that of a cornish game hen" - le french sneakman

Why 80% of Germans I met over the games act like lead poisoned degenerate idiots who's going through men-struation or psychosis and how come rest 20% is cool af?

>>187879425
Someone post that one furry map where most of them are from Germany. They've lived for entire generations being told they couldn't be proud of their heritage because one guy decided to gas a fuckton of Jews even though historically it's one of the best countries in the world. They have a lot of the same issues the Japanese do. Also, immigrants.

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hi i am thole and im 18 and im gonna have sex tonight. i playee some tf2 yesterday and owned in mge. I'm really high and on drugs right now. and i need some good feedback or some nice words right about now. thanks pals.

bump please say something nice

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>>187880760

fuuuuck

dude bonk lmao

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Tell me why I should spend more than a dollar on any one virtual item for a game

>>187880760
tell my why i should spend a dollar online

You are free to spend your money in any way you so choose, however don't expect people to 100% support everything you do if you feel the need to talk about how you spend your money.

>spends money on community-made TF2 items where valve gets 75% of the profit
>"gee i wonder why Valve doesn't make quality updates for this extremelly profitable game with microtransactions and market tariffs"

>>187871757
I had that exact same textbook
My professor was a massive fag, the class was shit. I thought philosophy and logic would be free of those screaming retards

>>187881867
>Philosophy and logic
>Not expecting to get memed on by bleeding hearts
lol
Maybe a hundred or two hundred years ago you would've been right.

>>187881169
You're like those underage asshats that would put a level 2 Starly on the gts and demand a level 100 shiny Arceus

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>>187870535
I'd like to thank the Academy...

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We The Best

>>187882248
>Saturation: 500

I don't think I will ever understand what is with this community and it's fetish for terrible map design. Is it because only it's the only type of map the bad/bland classes are good at or what?
>DR shitters benefit from randomly placed ammo packs everywhere
>Engineer shitters benefit from cramped corridors leading to massive open spaces
>Heavy shitters benefit from the tight corridors and lack of proper flank routes
>Sniper shitters benefit from long open sightlines
>Pyros benefit from cramped and tight corridors making their actual role as an ambush class easier
Meanwhile, the proper fragging classes all get shit on.

>Soldier and Demo shitters benefit from funnel points to spam blindly

Would you consider some maps to be crutches? Maps like 2fort or Gold Rush or Dustbowl, for example? The poor map design encourages bad habits, and people who actually aren't that great at the game perform better due to the maps being made in the very early days of the game.

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>>187882495
We're all waiting for your masterpiece.

>>187882995
?
I've never designed a map, I was just pointing out that a lot of people like maps with bad design. There's some good maps, and while 5CP does have it's flaws, it really is the best we have, because most KOTH maps are also pretty bad. Just because I can't make maps doesn't mean I can't complain about existing bad map design.

>>187883339
this
CTF is shit
OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE
DONT STAY IN 2FORT WHEN THERES SO MANY GOOD MAPS TO TRY
http://www.teamfortress.tv/forum/2/map-discussion
also there was a koth de-make of gravelpit, i hope the guy makes a 5cp version eventually too.

all valve maps are good because they have areas where each class shines

(((official))) community made maps are fucking autistic because they only cater to le meta classes by being really open and having tons of high ground

-plays scout on Dustbowl offense-

>>187883545
I feel like having a "low-popularity maps" selection in the matchmaking menu with a steady rotation that changes each week at the top of the map selection thing would help a lot. Also a "popular community made maps" section would be nice as well. It doesn't even sound that hard to implement. Just analyze what the least popular maps are each week, put those maps into the rotation and steadily switch it out.

>>187871124
>>187871407
Match time got moved up. It's scheduled to officially start at 10:30 now(in roughly 25 minutes), but I still don't expect it to start on time, so probably around 11 PM still.

>>187883560
>all valve maps are good
sorry i cant take the rest of your post seriously
also you're probably thinking of community made maps that were made official as valve maps since you have no idea what you're talking about

>Responding to low quality bait

>>187883339
It only takes a fool to point out something is wrong, it takes a bit more to say what's right.

>>187884061
? ? ? ? ?
What did he mean by this?

>>187883747
It wouldn't be hard. They have the majority of the legwork done already in their other titles like Portal 2's perpetual testing initiative. It has weekly rotations of most popular community submissions. Wouldn't be too hard to tweak that to work with the current map-popularity meter MyM introduced.

>>187883835
t. the retard who made suijin and / or swiftwater
>>187883938
*responds to u*

haha ; )

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ITT we post cringe
>Sniper's Point and Click Adventure

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>>187884487
this one?

sniper literally is point and click adventure: the class. hitscan is the easiest possible thing in the game and it's almost nauseating how many people pretend it's hard to click on someone, especially from across the map where there's no danger involved.

https://youtu.be/kmGI9lniZpg

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>>187884487

Sniper takes no skill if you're playing against retards*
Just like every single class in this game.

that isn't an argument against how easy it is to hover your crosshair over someone for a nanosecond and press your left mouse button as any class with a hitscan weapon

are you seriously saying hitscan is hard at any skill level vs. any skill level players?

Literally every game in this class is "point at someone and left click." If we boil it down to just that, nothing in this game takes skill and TF2's skill ceiling is about as high as Overwatch's skill floor.

>>187884402
turbine is a community map, i bet a valve cocksucker like you loves that map
actually most official TF2 maps are community made
2fort is a remake of a map from the late 90's that was very popular among modders and appeared in hundreds of games of the time

http://www.teamfortress.tv/stream/teamfortresstv
Grand Final stream is up, but it's not starting yet, just posting the link for now.

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im bored, post a crate# and roll a 7 and ill obtain, then open said crate (cant do salvaged / holiday crates etc)

>>187885254
you fucking retard

hitscan is LITERALLY INSTANT, as in you CANNOT DODGE IT. there is no trajectory or prediction involved at all. if you miss it is entirely player error.

>>187885418
100

marxist cast good cast
how long until froyo are taken out of the equation and theres actual competition for first place in invite?

>>187885509
Not likely to be anytime soon, to be honest. The issue isn't that Froyo are there at the top, it's that there just aren't enough teams to truly challenge and push them to their limit due to the shrinking competitive scene. I don't think much can be done about this, to be honest.

>>187885418
83

>>187885620
more like the fact that any decent players will accept being in froyotech rather than try to beat em.
or maybe people are too afraid of them to not tilt when playing them like what happened with epsilon for like 7 seasons straight in europe

the problem is all of the actual good players aren't ego driven meta circlejerkers and have no interest in comp. froyo being the best team is like getting a 30 hour world record speedrun on a game nobody else has played.

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>mfw a clueless pub player jumps into a serious discussion about top invite TF2
ah yes, im sure the top 8 teams of the whole NA have no interest in comp
can you fuck off to your 24/7 payload server now?

haha you sure showed him buddy : D

Is there any data showing the competitive scene for TF2 is growing/declining ?

>He only plays pubs
>Thinks he can judge skill
l o l
b4nny can play just about any class at a top invite level and still lead his team to the top. Then he has several players widely considered to be the best worldwide also backing him up.

>>187886208
Judge how many top players no longer play at all and how many teams sign up for UGC/ESEA/ETF2L year by year.

>>187885810
I actually have pretty high hopes for Ascent tonight. Especially considering that Snakewater is Froyo's worst map by a long shot and they got absolutely dominated on that map. I wouldn't completely say it's Froyo's game yet.

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When should I use the Quick Fix?

>>187886743
When the other team is bad and you want to make them cry.

>>187886743
When you're in a pub and you're getting stomped by a pyro main.

>>187886289
if you think b4nny is good you have low standards, and worse, will never surpass him

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>join server
>everyone is dancing in the middle of the map
>switch to pyro

that's it?
you just switched to pyro?
damn you got em good

But b4nny is a good player? I don't think he would've made it to the top of both invite and LAN events so often if he weren't. He's definitely not the best at any one class, but he's a very good and versatile player who knows how to lead his team to victory. In pure DM, not the best, but as a team leader in a team based game? Definitely one of the best.

imagine needing a team

Yeah, having a team in a team-based FPS sure is overrated.

the loose cannon is so much fun, why i have i never tried it before? took a couple of rounds but i am now a certified double donkin god

>>187887259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjVoLcbDuMY

Do you have discord server for tf2 stuff?

invite is just glorified valve comp (which is unironically more intense)

really half of all the tf2 e-celebs people worship are only 80% as good as your average pubstomper. dude yeah let me freak out about this airshot that literally anyone could get and post it to reddit haha epic

damn. you're really reaching for that shitpost king crown.

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>>187886208
was looking for this thread in TF.TV that had a graph of team signups for ESEA and ETF2L seasons over the years but i cant find it
ETF2L grew consistently until 2011 or so and pretty much stayed stable since then as far as i remember, you can check the numbers in comp.tf website
then again, theres hundreds (maybe thousands) of players that dont have a team or only play lobbies and mixes, or have an inactive team

>>187885396
Stream live now, but the analysts and casters are just talking for now, match hasn't started yet.

>>187887579
And as I post this the match goes live. Epic.

>>187887468
i don't get it. are you all really /that/ much below b4nny? for scout i could see glorifying someone like quad (who even then isn't perfect and misses easy shots), but b4nny? i refuse to believe there aren't at least 3 people who frequent this general that could beat him. dude is nothing but a face, drop the inferiority complex and get good.

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>My main? Only shitters have mains. Get out.
>has 3x as many hours as one or two classes as the other eight or seven combined

TF2 comp (6v6) players are the top 1% of TF2 players, better than 99% of the playerbase of this game
and prem/invite players are the top 0,5% of the top 1%
>top 8 teams of NA
>top 8 teams of EU
>top 2 teams of SA and Australia
think about it, of the over 2000 people playing comp or so, very few will come even close to those teams wich in total are a mere 108 players, subs aside.

also i bet my inventory than both the worst team in invite and the worst team in premiership can easily beat the top team in asiafortress. those guys are clueless.
they could also easily beat the top team in LBTF, probably, whoever that is

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>>187883339
You don't need to be a chef to know whether or not food tastes good, but there's an important difference behind the person who made it.

Consider a chef fucking up your order. You paid for a trained person to make your food, so if you get a terrible meal, it's reasonable to complain about it.

Now, imagine it's a sister getting a recipe wrong for the cookies she was making for you. You didn't pay for it and the sister was making it because she wanted to. Do you berate her for fucking up the cookies?

She's learned how to use many of the tools in the kitchen, but how does she learn what ingredients go well together? She can follow a strict recipe, but that'll just result in something that's already been done. That's not interesting.

How does she learn how to cater to those with different tastes? Your sister wants to make food many people will like, but very few people are willing to try it. Among those that do, even less can give good feedback.

Welcome to community map development. Hell, this is level design in general. Nobody gets it right the first time, and without constructive feedback, maps rarely get any better.

>>187886743
When you're the worse medic of two. Let the real medic do the game-changing ubers, keep him and his friends alive with fast healing.

God damn, b4nny must've scrimmed the SHIT out of this map, because Froyo used to be so bad on Snakewater.

>>187887963
I think Saturn's good enough to play invite, and Pelt used to be on an invite team, but I don't think either are good enough to be on the top of the top invite teams. T here's such a huge skill gap between teams like Ascent/Froyo/7 and the others.

>>187887963
this is like one of those case studies where crackpot scientists study a small group people who took a drug and lived and declare it safe while discounting the thousands who died because they couldn't interview them

>>187888127
No, I bend the sister over the table in her neko print baker's apron and impregnate her with a genetic disaster I will later abort with a whisk.

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>>187888202
i dont know about invite but he could probably play IM
fsidu was great too, shame he left TF2 because he could probably play ETF2L-high
dont think there are any other good players from tf2g, as in actually good and not lobbylords - lobbylords still wipe the floor with any pubber

>>187886743
5cp

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>always told myself I'd buy all the unusuals I wanted once I had the cash to blow
>2 large has piled up in my geimus account
>don't even want to buy any unusuals anymore
>just want to move $500 into my raifuru account and $1000 into my animemes account
What is this versa of the sour grapes effect called? Where once you can have something you no longer desire it.

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>>187888909
Wisdom

>YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO:

>ACHIEVEMENT_IDLE_MINECRAFT_V5

>>187889002
No... no not wisdom. I'm planning to buy a giant box of Awoonition and anime figs instead so I can't say I feel wise.

>>187889127
It's called that changing taste. It happens all the time. As you get older, the things you liked before don't hold the same appeal.

>>187886743
everytime except if you are on the startup of a payload map. there you use stock
the heal rate of quick-fix has no match

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>>187889127
>investing in lead, powder, and steel
>ever unwise

Spy backcap best backcap.

b4nny has no idea where to position himself on snake
hes winning because the rest of his team actually know
besides he has those sweet sweet heals up his arse

The b4nny Snakewater curse is back in full effect. Looks like Ascent has this map if they can keep their shit collected.

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>>187890356

Yomps going ham tonight. He has like no personality, so it's easy to forget that he's a good scout as well.

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>>187890441
thanks, how much am i allowed to spend?

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>>187891436

>Froyo winning Snakewater
It's over. RIP Ascent. I'm going to go ahead and blame Nursey.

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lul

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>If you liked my guide, send me a tip!
>Send Trade Offer to xXxcroppedanimepornavatarxXx

very epic indeed

pyros who use the reserve shooter should be gassed

Heavies who use the natascha ought to be gassed right along with them.

scouts who whine about the sandman being nerfed should be round up and shot

you know what just gas all the fucking pyros i don't even care anymore, i'm sick of this shitter class who gets free crits and mini crits on all of his retarded ass weapons just for playing the game so shitters can still keep up with no effort or skill on their part

soldiers who use pure stock should be given a medal of pure badass haha

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do you think valve will like my suggestion

>>187893747
All this hate for a virtual weapon lol

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Sure is pub-baddies in here tonight.

i mean i like it
make it so that it also applies to players using the Dead Ringer and Diamondback

what if the gas can't get past the fursuit

>>187894005
fuck you, any weapon other than the pan will have this effect applied in the update.

>>187894169
but you're forced to equip a primary and secondary so does that mean all of tf2's playerbase literally dies so valve can finally be done with the game [/spoiler]even though they may as well be at this point[/spoiler]

list of weapons safe from gassing you
>stock
>stock reskins (festives, botkillers, aussies, skins, pan etc.)
>underpowered weapons that no one would ever use (sun on a stick, equalizer, panic attack, classic, etc.)
>actually balanced sidegrades
now we just need to list all the weapons in the last two categories to avoid gassing

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>>187895173
go back to your fuckin' hugbox

Looks like at the very least we will see a third map. If Ascent wins on Product, we will go to a second best of three, but if Froyo wins on Product, it's all over.

>>187895173
>sun on a stick
Saved my life a couple of times when there's a dumb pyro fag and use this as much as the sandman.

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>>187895681
>hugbox
i do not understand

>>187895782
And what are you going to do about that?

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>>187847090
t. 4th useless spy on the team
i am best player on my fresh install team in 95% of times, fact. So yeah, basically everyone is shit except me. Because i keep destroying engi's shit as directfun soldier but i can't do it all alone. TEAM fortress 2.
Basically, the only reason of this whining is wishing for cooperative engineering to get removed or at least reduced.
>>187895173
>>187895173
>implying that anything from casual can be impressive
>implying i can't post any moment from pub that i like for no reason
what did these retards mean by that?

>>187896218
did you quote those other posts by mistake

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How many hours should I play before going into competitive?

>>187896295
I did. Meant to - >>187847289 and >>187847336

>>187896362
Pure hours don't mean shit. I've seen several 10k hour soldier mains who are still in iron. If you've got at least 1~2k hours, most people won't pick on you for joining lobbies and you can move up from there.

>>187896368
bitch i eat frags like you did on that pyro for breakfast why the fuck would you be impressed by that? you call yourself a fragger?

>>187896525
Why the fuck do you think that it's should be impressive?
I think that it's fun or interesting moment. And i would post it. Cry about it.

>>187895173
Here's the weapons I use, roast/gas me.
>Scout
Scattergun, Pistol, Bonk! Atomic Punch, Bat (Batsaber)
>Soldier
Rocket Launcher, Shotgun, Concheror, Buff Banner, Disciplinary Action
>Pyro
Flamethrower, Shotgun, Powerjack, Homewrecker
>Demoman
Grenade Launcher, Ali Baba's Wee Booties, Stickybomb Launcher, Splendid Screen, Bottle (Conscientious Objector), Half-Zatoichi
>Heavy
Minigun, Sandvich, Holiday Punch
>Engineer
Widowmaker, Pistol, Gunslinger
>Medic
Crusader's Crossbow, Medigun, Kritzkrieg, Ubersaw
>Sniper
Machina (Shooting Star), Jarate (Festive), Bushwacka
>Spy
Revolver, Sapper (Ap-Sap), Knife, Invis-Watch (Enthusiast's Timepiece)
The only one I will defend is the Shooting Star, which I use over the Sniper Rifle for aesthetic reasons.

Whelp. It's done. Froyo won. RIP. That didn't take nearly as long as I thought it would.

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Why are all the bird head cosmetics like ten keys?

>scout
scatter, fan (fun to jump), pistol, bat
>soldier
rocket launcher, shotgun, gunboats, shovel, equalizer
>pyro
don't play
>demoman
grenade, sticky launcher/jumper, bottle
>heavy
don't play
>engineer
don't play
>medic
don't play
>sniper
don't play
>spy
don't play

friendlies and their ebin pootis bird memes

>>187897449

retired, unobtainable

>>187896971
>scout
bonk is meh otherwise good. i honestly don't see bonk as that op.
>soldier
i really really hate the conch, but other than that ok
>pyro
this is fine.
>demoman
demoknight pisses me off. might gas you for that.
>heavy
i think heavy would be the safest class to play in the gassing scenario. except maybe natascha.
>engineer
this is fine.
>medic
also a very safe class except maybe vacc is annoying.
>sniper
machina is a bodyshot machine and i just think the jarate bushwhacka combo is annoying. not looking good on the gassing front.
>spy
you chose the best reskins and don't use the dead ringer, good job.
like 7/10 maybe a little sniff of gas.

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Honest thoughts on the Escape Plan?

>>187896971
>Bonk! Atomic Punch
>Concheror
>Ali Baba's Wee Booties
>Splendid Screen
>Half-Zatoichi
>Holiday Punch
>Gunslinger
>Crusader's Crossbow
>Machina
>Jarate
>Bushwacka
https://youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

>>187897503
>don't play
>sticky jumper
I can't gas you for not doing something, but I want to.

>>187897901
>sticky jumper
I'm not so good at managing my health as demo sorry
>don't play
I just like Scout and Soldier, but also sometimes Demoman
sorry :(

>>187897872
needs a nerf desu

>>187897872
Almost every Soldier I see has it equipped. Makes them an easy kill.

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>marketplace now want you to upload a picture of your fucking ID to shop with them

Welp, thats the end of that

>>187897872
i don't retreat

>>187893747
rs is worse than stock kys

thoughts on this terrible terrible video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDzw0bEAK6w

>>187897872
it's a direct upgrade but still shit. disciplinary action is better.

merge the escape plan and equalizer again. make the damage scale from 33-130 like before, but keep the new mark for death and turn them into reskins of each other. it'd be an interesting weapon then because now it's just a situational GRU / powerjack.

>>187893747
RS can't contribute to team fights like stock Shotgun, if you wanna counter that piece of crap it's best done by initiating team fights.
Of course you can't do that as a Scout but that surely depends on your team's doing.

Also:
>Give more spread to the RS
>Make it reload slower
>Optional: make it also pump and fire slower
ta-da, RS is fixed. Now pre-damage by a rocket juggle will be a meta. If you still get rekt, that'd be your problem.

>>187902907
>fixed
Remember to spay and neuter your pets. Especially if they suck at demo, soldier, and/or scout.

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I REALLY love engineers

split reserve shooter

soldier
>mini crits airborne enemies
>crits while rocket jumping
>100% wider bullet spread while rocket jumping
>-50% clip size
>no random critical hits

pyro
>mini crits targets launched airborne by blast damage and airblasts
>-34% clip size
>no random critical hits

remove faster draw speed from both because it's stupid. soldier doesn't deserve extra burst damage and pyro shouldn't have to stack weapon switch bonuses, degreaser should just be useful.

>>187903426
>using a short range weapon at long range
>at a sentry being healed
>while a pyro reflects your teams rockets
>complaining when you got most of the way to the cap

You shouldn't have even lived that long

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>minigun
>short range

minigun may be able to hit people at long range but its effective range is shorter than the flamethrower's

>>187903798
t.30 minute newbie

>>187903908
>>187903956

t. people with bad aim

>at longest range it still does 10 damage per tick
>enough to harass a sniper, ruin a conc jump and make a scout turn 360 degrees and run

>>187904058
That doesnt reallly matter when you are only hitting 5% of bullets

>>187904058
8 damage if we're talking tfc

>>187904126

If your tracking is good you'll consistently peck them with that damage, and your only real threat at that range (Sniper) isn't going to be able to reliably train your head.

>>187904273
You are so naive

reminder tfc pyro isn't that bad and does everything decently

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>>187903685
>>187903908
>Minigun's effective range is short

>>187903426
You had two options, but apparently there's no right answer.
>before that box coming to your view
you stand and make a stance, by trusting your Medic but if it takes too long your Med surely will get flanked
>after that box came to your view and you take a turn
harass the Engineer that's going back and forth more than the Sentry since you already destroyed a dispenser and can cover behind the cart by crouching.

nerf spy

y

new tenth class idea - demoknight

he's demoman's identical twin brother but instead of stickybombs he has a shield that makes him tankier and better at melee combat

what do you guys think?

Just reduce Spy's backstab ridiculously huge radius and ensure that he can't backstab people while they're looking at him. There, Spy is fixed.

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>>187904364
>this guy will never know the joys of unloading his minigun on a tryhard rocket-jumping soldier and watching his useless ass crumple on the ground because that 90 HP he needed to land was whittled away while he was in the air

Heavy is fucking broken if you can track your crosshair and know not to position yourself like a neanderthal.

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Dont forget, http://tf2r.com/kcvd3bk.html
Made by me for you to celebrate me not dying

>tryhard

>>187899118
Are you fucking serious? I was planning on making a lot of savings on both time and money using this but holy shit what the fuck is this? Like why?

>>187908624
So he can sell it

>>187908624
This is the dude who now owns backpack.tf

>>187908624
I assume it's to try to cut down on credit card scams.
My problem is that I have no idea if demanding ids is legal.
I have to imagine he looked into it, but I haven't. And as such am unsure.

>>187909120
>>187909012
Oh okay, I mostly tend to "buy" the items. I never go on the trading scene myself. Buying keys on the steam market is a pain in the ass for trading off for metal, so getting them off from an automatic, bulky place is great as I know it's there and cheaper than what I normally see.

Showing ID for selling virtual items is pretty stupid and even more stupid to hand it over to a site where it has potential to leak.

Ded

There hasn't been a real update in 5 years.
Of course it's dead.

>>187913573
MyM was a real update though, even if it was bad.

what weapons that aren't stock or reskins are even worth playing?
degreaser, powerjack, sandvich, crossbow, kritzkrieg and gunslinger are the only ones i can think of off the top of my head, unless you're some kind of god that can actually land ambassador shots >50% of the time. maaaaybe the iron bomber and annihilator/homewrecker?

How do I idle for hours faster? I'd keep my computer on during nights too but my mommy and daddy would get mad at me.

>>187914979
Run it in textmode during the day, look up a script to visualize the item found screen every half hour to bypass the new idle prevention

bottis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdBrpfZdptw

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>>187918352
>Shitty gameplay video
>No earrape
>No sentence mixing

>>187908624
Chargebacks.

>>187914979
Dedicated server. I have multiple accs running tf2 24/7.
For example: http://steamcommunity.com/id/nevapidor

>>187919407
Hhaha holy shit, is that how you find old accounts? You're a crafty motherfucker vkh
Also who the fuck was that account with the luna picture's owner, a valve employee?

>go to the bathroom for a second
>when i go back to my room my cat is sharpening his claws on my mousepad
fucking hell, i caught him early but theres like 10 points on my mousepad now that have like the cloth coming out.

>>187921369
Nah, some swedish guy. I bought it in 2011 and was using until it got trade banned for account hjacking in late 2013.

why do americans often use european flags in TF.TV ? is it to fool people into thinking they're not dumb overweight retards for a short while?

>>187921591
What's with all the VALVE people in the comments then?

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>over 23 players waiting in pugchamp
>draft starts
>someone kills
why are people this fucking retarded? no need to kill when theres enough people for 2 pugs

>>187923092
I was begging for signs when it wasn't mainstream.

What is best sniper secondary

I've been using the smg and I like it since sniper secondary doesn't matter that much and I love rapid fire hitscan but I wanna hear it straight from the fraggers

>>187924791
Jarate i think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENruOrM01CQ

>>187924791
for "top-tier" frags, cleaners carbine and paired with the bushwacka

razorback is for paranoids, dds is for losers, jarate is great for being support.

reminder that harbleu's ego is so bloated he still lurks the general and believes he's relevant

>>187925541
Dude I love harbleu

>>187925541
Can you really blame him honestly? The dude is amazing, plus he's been relevant in a lot of influential vidya
That said, i personally like him, so go harbleu!

>>187925541
Literally whomst?

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8

>>187925953
Strange cosmetics was a mistake

>>187925953
never skip leg day

>>187925953
mmm bottis

>>187925953

Big Guns

>>187925953
Sorry for what

>>187925953
kurt cobain's epic muscles

>>187925953

It's called ANIME dad

>>187925953

4 Scoops

>>187925953
arms

>>187926908
best one

>>187927832
watch him not deliver

why ask for a roll and then not deliver what's the point then

rip again

>>187925953
kurt cobain's last zyzz

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUogXC_Ec40

idgi

look at todays date anon

no i dont get the song. why is the medic singing about it being october 1st? why is the song itself so bad?

frick i meant september i totally know what month it is gosh darn it im not that NEET anymore

>>187885418
#1

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speed of tf2 classes

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maps

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>>187934090
Spy's speed was buffed to match that of the Medic! Your graph is incorrect! It also does not account for bullshit demoknight speed!

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>>187935016
>wikifags can't charge backwards
lmao

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>selling my unusual
>will get about 66 keys pure
What do pardners? I'm planning to unbox 16 first gen crates and sell everything else for real money. Any suggestions?

>>187935428
what hat/effect?

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>>187935596
My account can be locked soon so i don't want to hold any expensive stuff.

stop hacking fag

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>>187935850

fucking college killed this thread

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>are your items for sale
>no
>why

College didn't screw Valve

Valve screwed Valve

S E P T E M B E R
F I R S T

>>187922631
i love when there's a chain of like 3 people killing someone, taunting, getting killed by another, and then them taunting

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>Pyro update looks like it pushed down as the Halloween update
Why?

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>>187936364
>>187937028
Locked, not vacced you dumbs.

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Because there's only like 3 people left on the Valve dev team and their main guy who communicates with us(barely) is a publet who only plays 24/7 Gold Rush/Dustbowl servers and mains medic.

holy shit he's gotten over 1000 (one thousand) points in a single life
ywn be as good as this individual

Racking up points is easy when you play 24/7 instant respawn trash. This man has nearly 5k hours in the game. There is no hope left for man.

its just an alt he has more hours on his main

Post proof.

stop bullying medic mains

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whats stopping you from working for valve and saving tf2

There's literally nothing wrong with maining medic. There is everything wrong with maining medic when you have little to no experience with the actual fragging classes and you have engineer/spy/medic in your top 3 and are an admin on a 24/7 instant respawn server.

Reminder that 2/3 of the TF2 dev team are a bitch class main who only plays 24/7 PooBowlRush trash and a pyro main.

>>187939381
What is this mythical Pyro Update supposed to be exactly? Just balance tweaks and stuff? Have they announced anything regards any real game content, like new maps or graphical updates or anything interesting?

>>187942029
It's supposed to be a complete rework of the pyro class, as well as much-needed updates to matchmaking. It's been promised as the biggest update to TF2 yet. Also there's some sort of Jungle theme for some reason? Also, no. All we have is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGQa0913BXo which is just stuff we already knew for a while.

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>>187942181
Maybe it's good thing they post-pone it to October. I think they are going to nerf Pyro down a lot and lot of people are going to complain. But regarding other content they should have something really really nice or otherwise it's very clear Valve has abandoned the game. I wish I could contanct Valve properly and send an email to them, roasting and flaming them with swear words.

>>187942653
>nerf a class that can't make it into 6's
hah, what?

if valve nerfs pyro from his current state it's pretty much proof they don't play their own game

Pyro is in a weird state where he definitely needs to be nerfed on some thing(airblast, getting free minicrits for existing) and buffed on some other(pathetic flamethrower DPS, and literally no range).

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>>187943107
>>187943136
That's what Blizzard always do: they ruin everything they touch. Every time they "balance" their own game it gets worse and worse. I expect Valve to be as clueless as them. But only time will tell, let's see what happens.

>>187943228
>nerfing airblast when it doesn't even work half the time since they "refined" it a few years ago

haha guys i main SCOUT and SOLDIER and i watch B4NNY and NOTHING is allowed to inhibit my broken mobility, otherwise it's overpowered
peace

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every pub has had auto cap hackers
i want the pain to stop

>>187943720
What is auto cap hacker?

>>187944042
with the hack you can cap a point the moment you step on it, assuming no one on the other team is on it

>>187944146
How is it possible to hack a game with an active anticheat? Overwatch doesn't have (at least I haven't seen) any hackers, they get immediately kicked out and banned. I'd expect games like Overwatch and PUBG would have way more hackers than TF2 because they are way more popular.

it isn't even a hack it's just injecting code to give you the properties of the pain train x1000 on any weapon

>>187944280 (You)

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>>187944334

>>187944321
Actually it's tricking the server on how long you've existed since you can also instantly end debuffs like jarate or even cloak letting you just stab people from invisible

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>>187942653
>Pyros await patiently for Valve to rework Pyro to be 6s viable
From the looks of W+M1 Pyros in pubs it looks like they wanna hose you down from 10 meters by the end of the hall, that ain't gonna happen. Pyro will stay as a Engipet for a long time until they give him more utility. They won't throughly rework a class that's already working.

How do I stop getting mad at this game?

>play dustbowl
>demo main with medic gf on other team
>outdm him so hard but die every time because of the littlest bit of extra hp he has after I kill his medic gf (less than 40 hp)
>yell irl about how "he's a dumbass fucking nigger who can't function without his medic gf" but don't say anything in chat because I don't want to build a bad rep for myself
>engie doesn't rotate his tele, get back stabbed at the exit
>sigh in frustration
>later, figure he must've done it by now
>get back stabbed again and THEN my whole team decides to chase after him
>scream "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAN THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT ENGINEER NOT ROTATE HIS SHIT"
>get bodyshot by a hitman heatmaker sniper in a stupid, disadvantageous spot after I wipe out 3 or four enemies and reinforcements come right behind him right after I die
>"FUCKING NIGGER SNIPER WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU BE THERE"
>get back stabbed by an uncloaked spy all of my teammates behind me can clearly see
>punch my desk and myself until my fist is bloody while screaming

The thing is that I was top score, top frag in the server, even despite the demo main being in there longer than me. How do I cool my autism? I used to never be like this, and I even took a week or two break from TF2 and I actually had a lot of fun last night, but now I just want to strangle somebody.

>>187947865
>Dustbowl
lol

>>187947865
>play dustbowl
stop that
there you go

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>>187935428
nice
https://youtu.be/vGo4SVERy8E

>play with retards
>on the retard map
>get mad because your team is retards
lmao @ ur life

Can I be someones medic gf(male) I'll dress in cute clothes i-i-if y-you w-want

>>187947865
TAKE a shower and beat off in the shower
Ezpz brainlet

>>187948372
Of course.

>>187948161
>#16
for what purpose
they have LITERALLY nothing good inside
vkh PLEASE stop being an idiot

>>187948372
Do you want me to verbally abuse you?

>>187948447
T-t-tha-thank y-you

>>187948628
P-please don't b-bully me

>>187948585
It's the cheapest 1st gen on market. I do it not for gru basic ks kits, i do it for possible borning tim keeptown

>>187948805
I'll bully you if I want, stupid healslut. At least you know well enough to play your shitty class.

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>>187948585
You're too late. He's been trading like an idiot for a while now. He started going downhill when he traded away a perfectly fine viking helm for shitty hats.

stop LARP-ing, degenerates

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>>187948818
You are so retarded OH MY GOD
Copypaste this and save it somewhere so you don't fucking forget it next time. Hell, make it your background if you have to
>SELL THE KEYS ON THE MARKET FAST
>BUY UNLOCKED MULTICLASS CRATES WITH THE STEAMBUCKS
>ENJOY BIGGER PROFIT THAN THIRTY-NINE POINT SEVENTY-FIVE REFINED AT THE COST OF, say it with me slowly, FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVENTY REFINED WORTH OF KEYS
GOD
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE

>>187949384
Y-ya-yay

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>>187949690

>>187949818
Y-y-yes s-sir

stuttering is not cute
erp is very not cute

What is the best EU server?

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>>187948818
>>187949690

why did you make this

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>>187950540

>>187950801
the biggest brian: comp mvm

>>187950909
T-t-the meta..

https://youtu.be/QX4x9UZ4JIo

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woah

I havent played in a few years and I have some keys in my inventory. What are the current best crates to open?

>>187951262
CUAKE CHANMEPIONS

>>187950194
Fuck, you're pretty good at this. Remember to overheal me, queer. Maybe I'll keep you as my personal sissy bitch toy if you keep this up.

>>187951262
calle calle

>>187951262
nigger lol

>>187951262
i never played quake

>>187951262
hahahahahahahahaa

>>187951262
calle calle

>>187951262
The original

>>187950653
Thank you anon, i doubt it'll help him but that's a nice wallpaper nontheless

>>187951116
oh wow i remember this, and being a brony too

>tfw you made your og steam account username a pony name

>>187951262
Oh my god, look at his BAP