/dfg/ - Dwarf Fortress General

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Name me hero.

I was starting to think Toady would release an update before someone made a new thread.

>>187688865
Snufflepuss.
Alternatively, Bruteclimaxes.

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why go on

>update

>>187689536
You misunderstand.
http://www.bravemule.com/in50/

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>>187689973
>reading someone else's illustrated fort game instead of playing the game
>being a fan of the fandom

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>>187690238
The Dwarf Fortress community is pure

>>187690238
>sharing stories about the game
>bad

>>187690432
There's no such thing as a good community.

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>>187690512
Careful with that edge, you might cut yourself.

>>187690478
>not being a contrarian whenever you fuck something up as a completely anonymous poster
It's almost like you're some kind of elf!

>>187690585
Name one thing that isn't ruined/brought down by it's fanbase.

>>187690726
Toady
Scamps

>>187690821
>Toady has pure fanbase
>SEWAGE AND SEX AND RAPE WHEN

>>187690950
>because 100% of DF's fanbase wants sewage sex rape shit piss fuck and cock

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>>187690950
Not THAT kind of pure

>>187691032
yes that is correct

>>187691243
That means I want to sex and rape you too.
I'll make you take my entire +silver war hammer+ up the lower front perineum.

>>187691032
I just want a combat overhaul with procedural, real life, and custom combat maneuvers.

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>>187691437
>not just practicing kisat dur

>>187690432
>never been to bay12 forums

>>187691721
Might as well just dfhack exterminate your enemies.

>>187690432
the problem is that it seems to be dominated by people who don't play the game.

>>187693009
>implying anyone in /dfg/ ever plays DF

>>187693214
joking aside, they certainly did up to a few months ago. I think we're still suffering the effects of the last tourney, which attracted dozens of newcomers who didn't play the game but just wanted to enjoy the "DF culture".

>>187693513
I don't see you posting any DF either, faggot.

>why does nobody play DF
>I post about my masterwork game
>REEEEE MASTERWORK OUT
>wtf where are all the dwarf fort posts

>>187693767
masterwork posts should stay in the masterwork general duh

>>187693767
What, should I go run a fort now and post a play-by-play here or something?
Because fuck that, I don't wanna get shit on.

>>187694976
Yes do it please.

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>Z
>s
>++
>Return

I expect to see some real content when I wake up. Boot up your games you lazy shits.

DF smut

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMRsScwdPcE
>7:00
>this is what we want for dwarf fortress, we want to be able to fight the gods

cool zach is cool

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>>187702292
>we want to be able to fight the gods

bump my men

hump my kobolds

Toady is cool

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>>187708229
>toady is cool

bumo

>>187712486
sumo

>>187709262
I just think he's a nice man :(

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Have you worshipped your true God today?

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>>187714814
this is ned

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update when?

>>187719128
5 hours

>>187719128
24 horas

>>187719128
another 6 months

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Japanese goblins.

>>187724490
The Lusty Gila Monster Woman Fishery Worker

This shit really is dead, isn't it?

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>>187727605
Well yeah duh

>>187727695
It's just you and me, degenerate.

>>187690432
>all those fabulous bearded bitches
I guess it is still better to live in a time when shaving is something for women to do with their legs, pits, and crotches rather than something silly which boys do before they become men.

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>>187728651
How dare you call me a degenerate

When will /dfg/ die?

>>187730019
It already is

tfw can't fucking make my dwarves defend a burrow

>>187730886
Just pretend you're not dumb and use station orders.

>>187731779
Wiki says there are separate orders for every alert but in my game all the alerts share one order list.
And even when I assign them to defend burrow they just drink in the tavern.

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I'm tired of making planned out autism forts, so this time, I'm going for something completely organic an undplanned. What I have is basically one giant open air quarry, surrounded by a network of automined veins. Whenever I need more rooms, I just sqeeze some into the automined veins.

I'm also digging the main quarry deeper and deeper, and I intend to have it go through at least one cavern.

>>187728868
I want to feel those fat moth tiddies

>>187731915
I think you're misunderstanding what is meant by what the wiki says. You know how when you put your squads on duty initially (s t) it goes from "no orders" to "training/active"? You've just moved between two different alerts, one which puts all your dwarves in that squad off duty and one which has (by default) "Train 10". You can create as many different alerts as you like to cycle between, and each can have their own set of orders or even unique orders for every month, just like the default training/active alert.

>>187733764
I am using [m]ilitary screen to set orders, I've made several different alerts, including civilians hiding in burrow and another alert which assigns squad to a defensive burrow, complete with orders to defend burrow every month of the year. However the defend burrow order seems to apply to every single alert for some reason, yet they still just drink in the tavern.

>>187733097
How do you automine veins?

>>187734327
d-d-a

if you designate the visible part of a gem or ore cluster after that, your dorfs will mine out everything they find behind it automatically.

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My, would you look at this. We've got a murder mystery.

>>187734327
Press a when designating digging, it'll pick the mode.

>>187735029
>>187735093
Hey cool guys, thanks

Now my dwarves won't mine. Sit idling with no jobs. Why?

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My entire fortress is on strike. What gives?

We've just been through a siege, but still.

>>187735812
>green activities
they don't have anything to do.

>>187736216
I'm pretty sure they have workshops to work and mines to mine and farms farms to farm.

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Japanese demons.

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Don't you just hate it when goblins come and smear your walls with their guts?

>Dig a well shaft into cavern water source
>Mess up stairs so there's no direct path
>Miners take detours through caverns now
>Designated stairs to make path more straight
>The same dwarf goes up and down the cavern because he wants to dig from both ends
Fucking hell dwarves.

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>>187740860
burrows

>>187735470
>>187735812
>>187736428
Are you sure that your dwarves have picks and mining labor enabled and can reach the mining designated areas and that those areas are active (brown) rather than just markers (blue)? Are you sure your farms are set for seeds of a sort that your dwarves can reach to be planted this season and that they haven't already been planted and that your dwarves have farming(fields) labor enabled? Are you sure that your workshops have jobs queued up in them and that your dwarves have the appropriate labors enabled for those jobs and can reach those workshops and the materials they'd be working with?

>>187740860
>>The same dwarf goes up and down the cavern because he wants to dig from both ends
Or maybe you fucked up the stairs again.

>decide to try dfhack because you guys keep shilling it
>game crashes ~3 times in an hour in adventure mode
>start a fort
>spend ~40 minutes designating shit and watching dwarves mine out stones
>game crashes
>back to beginning of summer autosave
How can you people play with this unstable trash?

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Tonight on Questionable Architecture Choices: Can you count all the separate segments on this level?

>>187741573
I have no idea. The problem seems to have resolved when the wave of migrants arrived. Perhaps some kind of timer reset? They work fine now.

And yes, I'm sure. I'm not stupid, I played this game for years. The problem abruptly started and ended.

>>187741830
in my experience, dfhack is more unstable now than it has been in a very long time. exactly how often it crashes seems to vary between different worlds. sometimes it crashes every few minutes, sometimes it doesn't crash at all. today, I've had one dfhack related crash. I've tried to bring it up in the general, but people here are very quick to dismiss it, possibly because they're used to defend it against "purists" or something.

the dfhack induced crashes are easy to recognise, because unlike the vanilla crashes, they won't show you the "df has stopped working" popup. instead, the whole game + dfhack will just shut down.

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>>187741830
>tfw using an old alpha 64bit build of dfhack
>works flawlessly

Is there any way to set priority to stockpile? I want my small stockpile to fill first, then fill the large one.

>>187742897
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Stockpile#Take_from_a_stockpile.2Fworkshop
That should give you want you're trying to do.

My soldiers turn civilian when I order them to defend burrow. Help.

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Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. Should've prepared better.

Don't remember goblins being this fierce though.

>>187744965
How do you do it?

I make a burrow at the front of my gate, make new alert, assign the burrow and the squad to the alert, and give them defend burrow order for every month of the year. The moment I change from the training/active alert to Defend burrow alert they just turn civilian and fuck off.

>>187745284
Did you set the number of dwarves on the list? I remember it's not intuitive.

>>187745435
Yes I marked them all.
Tried both 10 minimum and 1 minimum and neither works.

>>187745284
>>187745615
Don't assign the burrow to the alert.

>make GateBurrow
>make GateAlert
>set up GateAlert schedules to defend GateBurrow
>assign squads to GateAlert
When their turn on the GateAlert schedule comes up to defend GateBurrow they'll go do that.

What is the current aftermath of losing a site to siege? Goblins just stand around?

>>187746320
it used to be that way before world activation. now they just leave and go back to their business.

demons, on the other hand, will disperse into the wilderness and occasionally attack travellers.

>>187745985
Didn't help they are still civilian
This is so annoying.

>>187746630
Just set them to train there. It's easier this way.

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>>187715659
Hail Ned
Deliver us

>>187747416
Is this really necessary?

>>187748212
It is vital.

>>187748342
It was inevitable.

>>187748212
don't reply to him.

in any case, it was nice to finally see some actual DF discussion again today. I hope we can keep this development up.

Alright lads your brought to the glorious DF universe and put in charge of the last fort your made

How long do you survive with your lovely dorfs until FUN gets you?

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>>187748602
I would kill myself immediately

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Started this embark months ago then never actually played it. Picked it up yesterday and it's a super comfy site. Bottom left corner has the start of a brook and aquifer I can use to make a well, the middle is all mountainous with plenty of stone to dig the main fort in, plus the volcano for fuel and Fun, and the top right is overflowing with iron ore even on the surface levels.

>>187748602
I would immediately kill myself because the only job free atm is helping to round up and kill the literally hundreds of stray poults I have roaming about on the surface because I forgot about them when I moved all my dorfs underground

>>187742254
I count seven, including the two separate up/down staircases that are just passing through.

>>187749009
My fps doubled when I ordered most of my stray birds caged a month or two (irl) ago.

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Do you have a few dwarves training constantly and being a standing army or do you you have all of your dwarves conscripted a couple months of the year so all dwarves are somewhat trained or do you have some combination of both?

>>187751235
Everyone is conscripted, either half the year or 1/3 for important/low on manpower jobs

>>187702292
Where can I find the game featured at 9:53?

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>>187752046
Dragslay? You don't. Only Toady has it, and while he did seem to want to re-release it at one point, he decided that it would be too much work to make it work on modern computers.

There's no real reason to play Dragslay, either. It's literally the predecessor of Armok 1, and therefore also of DF. All you'd get is a shittier DF with infantile humour.

>>187752509
Oh I thought it was its own thing. Nevermind then.

>>187745284
Use station orders. You want them to station somewhere, not defend a burrow. The defend burrows order does nothing at all unless there's something in the burrow for the dwarves to defend against.

>111 replies
>32 posters

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>>187752750
Oh.
Well that fucking sucks.
I wanted to use a burrow to force my dwarves to hold the line instead of rushing into a crowd of 50 goblins trolls and beakdogs only to fall from over-exertion because they have to dodge 10 attacks at once.

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>>187752901
we're a small bunch of friendly autists, bupming this trhead until the next upfadate

>>187752901
makes sense. I usually post more than three times in a thread, and I never phonepost unless something happens to my connection.

>>187752924
Even if defend burrows did what you thought it would, it wouldn't do that. They would just rush out of the burrow to attack anything in their LoS. The best you can do is get x number of dwarves to stand in a 4 tile radius of a station point (made by creating a note with N), but there's no way to enforce anything like a formation or prevent military dwarves from engaging visible enemies.

>>187752901
>>187753227
I post from home and phonepost from work. There are fewer of us than it seems.

>>187748913
Those three little flats are just begging for mini-towers connected by hanging walkways.

>>187753554
we usually have around 100 posters by the end of each thread. I assume this translates to about 20-30, if we take phoneposting and dynamic IP ranges into account.

of course, it's probably fewer than that right now, because of the stagnation and shitposting. hopefully the shitposters get tired and move on. they seem like the sorts to have short attention span.

I haven't followed DF for a long time now. Did Toady set any update date?

>>187753924
Yeah, dynamic IPs are important factor, thanks to all my shitposting I get banned a lot, so I disconnect my modem to get a new IP, I think I've posted in this thread with four different IPs.

>>187754159
about a month ago it was in about 40 days. then, about a week ago, toady said that there hadn't been much progress, so it's probably still about 40 days.

>>187754348
And in 40 days it will probably still be 40 days away

>>187754295
>thanks to all my shitposting
I sincerely hope you don't do it on /dfg/. shitposting is unironically what has been killing the general. the general has survived far longer release intervals before, so it's definitely not that.

>>187754860
I've shitposted about kobolds a few times but that's about it.

>>187754860
Everything has been "dying" lately. If anything it's the hordes of phoneposting normies that have found their way online in recent years.

>>187755194
True, for example, I am dying right now.

>>187755420
Is it because in a time before time somebody attacked someone?

>>187755564
Maybe.

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>>187755564

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post your best dorf instruments

>>187756506
So... it's just a silver cube that you shake? Does it have a bead or something inside it to make noise? What does fluid buzzy timbre even mean? Fucking dwarves man, what are they on.

>>187756696
The musician
shakes
the
block

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>>187753364
It really would be nice if we could have dwarves acting more intelligently and/or following player orders better, at least if their discipline skill or their commander's leadership and/or tactics skill is high enough or whatever. As it is they pretty much just have two settings: berserk and cowardly. I don't know about you, but I don't think of dwarves as exclusively berserkers in combat, really what comes to my mind is shield lines.

>>187756506
Here's my fort's best in a different sense.

>>187756696
Maybe it's electrically charged or something.

>>187756696
You just have to shake it at high enough frequency.

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>>187756506
>>187756696
>>187757117
>>187757202
>>187757719
And here's one in the same sense as the first.

>>187757719
The ladies love a good kat player.

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>>187757950
>stationary instrument
>played by shaking it

>>187757950
>huge stone block
>shake it to make music
Did some retarded dwarven hercules design this piece of shit or what

>>187758224
You just shake it really, really, REALLY hard.

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I found drew posting comfy wwI art in an /his/thread
I won't post it if you dont want it, drew

I didn't know beastmen could be lords of human societies

>>187763379
Anybody can be anything in any society.

>>187763861
Well the dingoman got his head cut off in his sleep so I'm the lord now

>>187764774
>killing such a rare specimen

disgraceful

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mai waifu

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>>187765638
9/10 just needs to be covered in shit-stained fur

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I chose A both times. What would have happened if I had chosen B?

I'm not sure if I actually cut down any trees since they had last sent a diplomat to warn me about my abuse of trees.

>>187769270
Just yes them to death until they fuck off and if you need more wood than they're happy with they can suck a dick.

>>187769270
I think they get a little bit pissed off at you, or maybe they just straight up start a war. I never choose B either, elves aren't that bad. 128 trees a year is more than enough, and they always bring cool exotic animals with them.
The whole "remove elf" thing is just a meme.

>>187759219
lets see pics
>drew on /his/
makes sense I guess.

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Adventure mode is boring.
Prove me wrong.

>>187773461
It can be quite the rush when you get into your roleplaying, start to connect with the character, and then inevitably face your death.

>>187773461
>>187773740

How do I into adventure mode these days? I can't seem to find quests and stuff that I can feasibly manage like I did a few years ago

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This is a japanese troll.

>>187775364
Ask lords about bad shit going on. Try different conversation options. Make sure you ask for directions to X lair instead of the whereabouts of Y monster or Z bandit group.

>>187775364
Spawn in a keep. Ask the lord about troubles then ask for the whereabouts of (bandit camp, megabeast, lair, etc.). That's all there is to it.

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>>187733257
I'm sorry, I shouldn't encourage this shit but goddamn that is amusing as hell for some reason.

>>187773461
ONE...MAN...CRUSADE

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>& ssh -Y [email protected]
> ./Games/.porn\ desu/df_linux/dfhack
Only way to play desu

>>187777469
I HOPE AN ENTIRE COLONY OF FIRE ANTS CRAWLS UP YOUR ASSHOLE AND EATS YOU FROM THE INSIDE

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>first siege in four years
>the freeloading traveling adventurers/soldiers rush out of the trail of spears to kill them
>four fucking goblins
>mfw

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>>187777682
You're always so rude.

Any way I can use dfhack to find the temperature of an item?

>>187778257
Pretty sure by default it will list the temperature of any item when you look at its description.

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>>187778343
It doesn't. Under the "More Information (DFhack):" line there's nothing at all printed. Pic related, too.
It's the remains of a forgotten beast made of flame, and I'm trying to figure out if it's safe for my dwarves to handle. I'd like to build it in a display case if I possible,

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>>187773461

>>187779108
learn2crop

>>187779108
>reading simulator
>not boring

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>>187776231

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This is a japanese ogre.

>>187779108
>tiles

>>187781442
rockposter is so much better at bumping than you

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>>187781442
Could you stop? Or at least post what Japanese ogres etc. actually look like. Pic related.

>>187781709
>>187782302
Seriously this is such a shit-tier bumper.

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Japanese kobolds have certain features that are not present in their western counterpart, such has the pair of D-cup breasts of female japanese kobolds.

I'm hungry for ninedots.
Where can I find more?

I can't get enough of what's coming out of my monitor with unsettlingly perfect pixels.

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>>187769270
>>187769631

Yes, yes, good Dwarf. Give in to the demands of your betters.

>>187784680
[autism intensifies]

>>187715659
That's an ape not a monkey idiot

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This is a japanese toad. It has a robust body with a triangular head with pointed snout and short thick limbs. Its processed venom was commonly used to treat cuts and burns in traditional japanese medicine.

It also releases updates frequently.

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>>187784710
acidyblogspot or something?

Post kobolds.

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>>187789404
You like that you sick fuck?

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>>187789404

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>>187789404
>>187789542
Oh dear...

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>>187789404
>>187789893
She never stood a chance...

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>>187789404

>>187790187
>spermster

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>>187790546
Oh dear lord what fresh hell is this... I think that was a joke on spearmaster getting shortened... I hope.

>>187790546
ENOUGH

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BIG
FAT
KOBOLD
TATS

Ok that's enough for now.

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>>187790970
Yeah, I'm mad because the thumbnail was just large enough that I had to double check and setting aside everything else wrong about that pic, I find myself forced now to wonder why--despite the fact that there are apparently anthropomorphic reptilian sex dungeons in that setting--I am most bothered about it being a distinct vagina and anus, rather than a cloaca?

I suppose I should be happy that I haven't wandered into the areas where this sort of thing is more fervently discussed so as to know why this is apparently "cool" with the "sorta-furry-but-really-just-scaly-what-the-fuck-do-we-even-call-these-degenerates" crowd?

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ffs /dfg/ pull yourselves together

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>>187791701
To cleanse the palate, another one of my ninedots pile!

>>187791701
I thinl you have a case of the autism.

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kill kob

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>>187792884
By jove you may be right.

>>187793547
see, if that were a male kobold and if you didn't linger so long on the begging and the killing I might've given you the benefit of the doubt

But I'm pretty sure you jerk off to that shit.

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I started an adventurer with 0 in all stats (just mashed enter during creation) and now I'm trying to kill this ettin.

What sort of hijinks have you guys been up to in Dwarf Fortress?

>>187793883
I've seen this so many times and it still looks too complicated.

>>187793912
Nah, it's too badly drawn, if it was well drawn then yeah sure.

>>187793883
>>187794161
I can't even tell what it's supposed to be.

Tourneyanon
nonayenruoT

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>>187794098
A lot. Among other things I've been digging this hallway. It's now 36z away from where it branched off of the rest of my fort and I still haven't decided anything to do with it. I'm just going to keep going deeper with it, I guess.

>>187796847
Rilothvanod

>>187796847
is kill

I want to fuck a cute kobold

>>187797948
>>>/d/
And don't come back.

>>187798146
Posting kobolds is gonna get you banned on /d/, you wanna go to /trash/ for that.

It's funny how /trash/ is actually the best porn board on the whole site.

>>187798263
It's both the worst and most degenerate. And so are you.

>>187798323
You're just a prude.

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>>187798454
>people who don't fuck dogs are prudes

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>>187798454
Just go spam your kobold in the f-list thread or whatever. Not here.

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It's nice how the game paints you a comfy scene every now and then. I imagine the dozen or so dwarves toiling away at the tower on the lake, a light cool drizzle breaking the oppressive summer heat as dusk falls, and they stop their work for a minute as fireflies begin to punctuate the creeping twilight with little points of brightness all around them, and the green treefrogs that infest the lake begin crooning and chirping at the darkness...
and then back to the business of hauling blocks up stairs and scrambling along ledges for the next one.
The game says dwarves don't typically appreciate nature, but my headcanon says these dwarves love the sights and sounds of their own little stretch of nature.

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>>187798567
KOBOLDS. ARE NOT. DOGS.

>>187799171
They aren't real either, so fuck off.

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>>187799264
I just got here, didn't realize some particularly deranged kobold fans had gone wild in here, that said, kobolds aren't dogs.

Even DF kobolds are just shitty goblins, not dogs.

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>>187799171
They aren't lizards either pervert.
>>187799354 is correct
DF Kobolds are closer to the traditional Germanic folklore kobolds. Tiny ugly humanoids.

>>187799476
>>187799354
The OP pic shows exactly how they look in Armok 1 (and therefore also implicitly in DF): smaller, brown goblins with yellow eyes. They can still be cute, obviously, but they're far from the fur/scalefag fantasy we keep seeing posted.

>>187796564
Hyperautist keyboard.

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Have one last bump before bed, /dfg/. Try to talk about something other than kobolds tonight. Like maybe some forts or gameplay discussion or something.

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Eat elv

>>187803420
please stop

elv did nothing wrong

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>>187803883
True

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This might be of interest around here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uHc4Hirexc

>>187796564
Looks to me like it's a chorded keyboard, though I'd never seen a picture of one before.

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Disgusting elv

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>>187789404

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Gotta clear out all those visitors every now and then to recover some FPS.

>>187807937
>all those dead dwarves
Heh.

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>>187807937
Yea, what the hell.
>check the tavern I made three years ago
>six corpses in there
>covered in bones

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>>187759219
That fucking slut! Here, stalker general, now /his/. He just can't get enough cock!

someone draw drew getting all aheago-y from drawing for multiple threads at the same time.

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K-Kobolds...

>>187809375
If drew drew drew, how many drews would've drew drawn?

>>187809974
about drew fiddy

>>187808049
He he he.

>>187809857
Kobolds are meant for hard loving

>on my tenth fort
>zero kobold encounters

>>187810587
Kobolds have a tendency to get killed quite often in world gen, they're pretty weak after all.

>>187811376
And then they remain only in the underground, so you might get them if you embark near a kobold settlement and dig deep.

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Elv

>>187811793
What if Elv and Kob together

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Gobs can love too.

>>187809375
>someone draw drew getting all aheago-y from drawing for multiple threads at the same time.

I never knew I wanted this
Only drew could draw it good enough, but it would be the weirdest thing we have requested of him by far

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>>187811914
No, just no.

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>>187812068
Yes, just yes.

>>187812257
No, and stop posting that kobold.

How do i pump water up? I want to dry out an aquifer and put the water in a reservoir at ground level.
I tried looking it up but it looks like i'm too dumb to understand.

>>187813571
I don't think I can explain it any better than the wiki. What specifically seems to confuse you?

>>187813906
How do i make pump stacks?
They say i can put the lighter color of the pump on top of the dark color of the pump below but that doesn't seem to work.

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This man likes elv

Do you like elv?

>>187814116
Why are there tiny clouds floating in front of him? Is he a giant or something?

>>187814271
He's making popcorn

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>>187814116
Kobold likes elves.

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>>187814410
I'm gonna make you regret the day you were born

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>All this anime

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>>187814753
This wouldn't be happening if Toady got his shit together and released the update.

>>187815061
I swear to god I seriously debated posting that image instead of >>187814753

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>>187814042
It'll probably be easier to understand with pictures. Where and how should i place my pumps to remove the water of the southern aquifer into the reservoir?

>>187815909
Where is your reservoir ?

>>187817535
It's the empty rectangle in the second picture.
It connects with the down slope in the third picture.

what should i do with the gear that dwarfs drops? like the tattered equipment?

>>187815909
Why does your pump pumps the water back into the aquifer?

>>187818286
There were three pumps before.
I tried to recover the body of a poor dwarf who drowned during my pump experiments by basically pumping as much water as i could before it could come back.
It worked, we recovered the body.
Now i just need to pump the water up but i don't really know how to do this..

are the aquifers in the walls or in the floors?

>>187818436
Just build a closed room in front of your pump, then pump from that room, its only 2 zlvl

>>187818545
Some of them are in the wall.
I tried digging into multiple places in the floor but everytime there was damp stone.
>>187818618
So if i basically enclosed the pump the water will go up?
Won't the dwarf who's pumping drown?

>>187818745
I wasn't asking you in particular, I was asking about aquifers in general. Are they in the floors or in the walls?

>>187818745
Anon read the fucking wiki article on pumps, and probably on liquids too, it's not hard

>>187818850
And you read the article on aquifers

>>187818994
Anon, i'm posting here BECAUSE i read the articles about pumping on the wiki and i don't get it.
It says that i have to choose the direction where i want the water to flow, there's no up direction, okay fine.
Then i read the article on pump stack. Oh great that must be how i can move water up.
"The basic functionality is possible because the Output (dark) side of the pump can be built over open space with a machine component located directly below, in this case another Screw Pump. Note that for power to properly transfer, the intake (light) side of the pump must line up with the output (dark) side of the pump on the floor above it through a space in the floor, as in the illustration. "
Like i said in one of my previous post i tried this and it just wouldn't let me place it.
It only wanted to let me place it if i wanted to pump from the north but i want to pump from the south.

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>>187818994
>thread is literally dead, 2/3 of the posts are shitposts
>the wiki police is STILL pushing the "no game related questions in the thread" meme, apparently shitposting is better

>>187819260
Pumps can't pump up. Sorry, anon.

>>187819485
But it says on the wiki
"A Pump stack is a method used to draw water or magma vertically across multiple z-levels requiring a minimum of parts."
"A pump stack minimizes the amount of machinery required to lift water or magma(...)"
Are you sure?

>>187819610
"A screw pump is a small building that can lift liquids (water or magma) from one level below onto the same Z-level as the pump."
Yes

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>>187819610
He's baiting, also I don't really see how you can't understand this illustration, it's as clear as it can get

>>187819760
It's because i wasn't able to put a pump on another pump like in this image but i think this might have been because i made a mistake somewhere.

Thanks anons, i'll come back if i have more questions.

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Can't wait for the ocean arc, do you think we'll be able to play as aquatic creatures with aquatic civilizations?

>>187819958
>your soldiers see invaders on the beach
>they charge them instantly and airdrowns a few second later

>>187819951
You probably channeled a tile that you weren't supposed to, you need at least one tile of floor under each pump

>dumb furry general
kys

>>187820217
it's two guys at most, just report and hide.

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I can post elv instead

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>>187820526
I'll post kobold for your elf.

>>187820590
I'll make you suffer

>>187820686
Heavily.

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>>187820352
It is the best, cutest and most fuckable panda. I'd worship her.

Speaking of worshipping, religions that aren't boring when? Right now you either get a pantheon or a forest spirit or something gay like that, and the pantheons are usually just a bunch of dwarves. I want to worship forgotten beasts and dragons and magma crabs, not some fucker who's supposed to represent them.
Besides that, religion only serves as a happy mood that doesn't do shit all considering moods don't matter at all in the latest version.

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>>187820941
Well I'm pretty sure deities will become more involved once the myths & magic update drops, it's a planned feature of it anyway. Maybe you will actually manage to intereact with them directly or they'll give you some kind of benefit for worshippin them, or something like that. I guess they'll also have their own rules, and they might get angry at you for not respecting them, for example if your adventurer worships a god of war, but instead of going to battle decides to retire and live a quiet life in a village, the god might get angry and give you some kind of punishment.

Also kobolds.

>>187821308
Has Toady mentioned doing something with religion recently, or is it all just artifacts and adding to the heap that is personality?

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Please fucking release the update Toady. This shitposting needs to stop.

This is obsidian.

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>>187821549
Only you can stop shitpostfires.

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Aaaand it works.
Guess i was overcomplicating things.
Thanks everyone.

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>>187821530
Nah, so far he has only done artifact stuff, the whole myths stuff comes after that update. As far as I know atleast, problem is that I bet that update is gonna take between 3 to 5 years until it's released.

Also dwarves.

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>>187821682
I can't sit around and stop them all. I have to go to Geology today and later on a 2 hour lab.

This is malachite.

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Please stop posting all this awful anime and furry shit please don't do this

>>187821818
Why aren't you posting more DF, Anon? Hmm?

>>187822051
I dont want to give activity to a furry general so I keep my fortress to myself.

>>187822765
Man, that is some serious libtard logic.

>>187823017
how in the world do you link disdain for furries to liberal politics?

>>187823615
>oh look a bunch of gay faggots are all up in my home
>I better do something about it!
>oh I know!
>I'll let them do whatever they want and just do my thing!

>>187824172
>>187823854
>>187823392
>>187823074
Fuck off you fucking faggots

>>187824414
>hating Tifa's tifas
>calling others faggots

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>>187824414
No you

Would anybody be interested in watching someone stream item/skillless embark?
I'm in the mood for it

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When did this thread turn into a fap thread?

>>187824970
Silly anime girl

>>187824970
since two shitposters decided that no one should discuss DF here.

>>187824964
I'd watch.

I blame the kobold posters for the current state of this thread. Also what are some good parameters for a fun adventure mode world?

>>187825195
>someone posted something unrelated
>that means I cannot ever post anything about DF again!
I thought you're supposed to have some manner of thick skin on 4chan. Grow a pair.

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Kobolds are getting old, post goblins instead

>>187825214
alrught, give me some time, to set everything up.
Gonny post link >soon

>>187825386
Fuck that, post night trolls.

>>187825307
40d and prior, for one.
Otherwise, Tiny or Pocket and a lack of rivers. Rivers fucking suck to get around.

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It is terrifying.

>>187825518
Better embark right next to that lower right tower.

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>>187825471
Shit, but I have no night troll pics

>>187825593
Find them. please, forced tf is my fetish

>>187825320
>being cringy shit is part of 4chan culture, therefore it should be /dfg/'s culture as well
epbin

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>>187825634
Well alright I'll try, meanwhile have a minotaur pic

>>187825320
furries are universally bannable on 4chan. I don't know where you got the idea that 4channers with "thick skin" would tolerate it.

>>187801843
I want dis tileset.

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>>187825698
You really are a libtard, aren'cha? Completely missing the point while whining about something unrelated. Start discussing DF or nobody will, you oversized crybaby. You have no right to complain otherwise.

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>>187825307
Shit, don't have my history from my nightly profile so all my neat world pastebins are unavailable, but here's a more recent one: https://pastebin.com/898dLPQq

Note that I tinkered with the balance of sites/caps using: https://github.com/maxthyme/scripts/raw/master/worldgenedit.lua to get a feel I like, so the seed won't make EXACTLY that world, but it should be pretty fucking close to what you see in the png.

>>187825867
Because 4channers get banned all the time.

>>187825867
Except on /trash/

That being said I think we should bring /l/ back, I hate going to /b/ to find loli threads

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Are you tired o- sorry, is this /dfg/? Am I in the right thread?
Ugh, whatever. Are you tired of consistent test results? Do you want your data to make no fucking sense?
Fear not, we have exactly what you need!

After last test on giant alligators I expected to see metals nicely show material progression against cave dragon. Well, too bad, because ranged combat is more unpredictable than update release date. I've run tests a few times, because to be honest, when after the first one I saw iron performing noticeably better than steel, I thought that I might've fucked up the setup. What you're seeing right now is the last iteration, where I made doubly sure that everything was prepared properly.

Anyway, the choice of specific metal seems to matter less than luck. The enemy might be dead after 3 copper bolts or take 100 candy ones and give you a finger in return. This shit is pure RNG. Maybe with 100x bigger sample size some clear patterns would start to appear, but right now I can only say that copper and silver seems perform somewhat worse than the rest of the metals. However, since the whole thing is so random, unless you have enough steel to make floors and walls out of it, I see no reason to waste steel bolts on unarmored organics.

>/dfg/ - Dwarf Fortress General
???

>>187825726
Well this is hard and I don't want to go to sadpanda right now so I'm giving up

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>>187825907
Raving Maniac.

>>187825471
Have no images, but I do have this: https://github.com/maxthyme/scripts/raw/master/generventurated.lua

Using that during adventurer creation should let you do stuff liiiiike play //as// a night troll, or demon, or angel, or whatever the fuck else generated shit you want.

Note that I excluded forgotten beasts because they are still an experiment.

Tried to get it where it would pull the first bit of the description and use that for the displayed name so you'd have like:

>A huge feathered spider made of cobalt...
>A skinless horse with huge mandibles...
>A quivering blob made of vomit...

Instead of:

>Forgotten Beast
>Forgotten Beast
>Forgotten Beast