/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

1st for bullying your husbando

What makes a good mime?

>>187490456
Talk alot

What makes a monster?
What makes a man?

>>187455438
I'll tell you what I'd like to have as a frequent and robust sec player.

TOP PRIORITY:
50u emergency pill that will keep me alive through a shitfest firefight.
synaptizine
anti tox
hyperzine

Medium priority:
keloderm
tricord
DD

Low priority:
iron
bicaridine

If you gave a pill bottle to me as HoS with all these things in it I would literally throw any greyshit you wanted into gay baby jail.

>>187490814
synaptizine is a meme chem though, it'll only actually have any effect if people dont kill you outright after a stun or mismanage stunlocking

>>187490901
most people mismanage stunlocking when they aren't expecting you to get up faster than normal. They either don't care about the possibility of synaptizine or are more preoccupied with saving the charges on their stun weapons to safely stun you again before the synaptizine brings you up. And if they try to kill you your chances to get up again go even higher depending on what they're killing you with and how much armor you've got; as HoS you have some of the best armor in the game and can easily tank some laser shots, get up, and surprise them. I'd say the success rate for synaptizine actually helping you out is probably something like 75%.

>>187490814
One time I got to experiment with a well preserved Grue body and the HoS let me put his brain into the Grue body, effectively giving him perma hulk no downsides and night vision at the cost of being annoying, blind in bright hallways and spreading darkness

>>187490814
>Tricord and DD above Bicaridine and Iron
>Hyperzine as top priority
I respectfully disagree. Tricord and DD are just meme chems you hand over to Paramedic so that he can keep them alive for a while longer, you don't need them in Medbay.
You also have 5u of DD in autoinjectors.

>>187491208
that was me. thanks for that, it was fun.

>>187491247
My bad, didn't realise you were talking as a sec officer and not a doctor. Disregard

free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6eR7WkZPMc

>>187491269
it's a shame you have to basically destroy a Grue to kill it due to the hulk, good specimens are rare. if you're ever feeling ballsy, try and demolish its legs or head and it can be salvaged in surgery

>>187491404
does chloral work?

>>187491441
no, hulks cannot be stunned in any way and feel no pain under any circumstances - to knock one over you have to literally blow their legs off

>>187490814
Sipping from a flask of Antitox+Coffee+Hyperzine, Carry a lethal injection syringe emptied into a monkey and filled with synaptizine keloderm tricord dd
Pill with 25 cryox 25 clonex so not even space can stop your harmbaton

Is there a way to inject Golems with reagents? I wonder if you can use a human/zombie/whatever mutation toxin on them.

>>187491632
coffee only works with sleeptox it ain't that great

>>187491642
You can monkey a golem, and they have a specific lesser species for it too. same with all races. Golems become sentient rocks, plasmamen become flaming skulls, etc

>>187491182
what if they just shoot your hands
synap is a big "what if" chem, not reliable is what I'm saying

>>187491642
You can definitely make them into slime people. Then you can take the slime core out and put it in whatever.

>>187491931
well it's reliable in that you can reasonably expect it to do exactly what you want it to do most of the time. Combat in general in this game is largely random, anyone can take your ass down at any time. Synaptizine is like the one thing that gives you a second chance, and it usually does. Sure there's a degree of randomness depending on if the other guy is smart enough and not under enough pressure that he can safely keep you stunlocked long enough to kill you, but it works more often than not. It ain't really a meme family

How do you remove cybernetic limbs? There's been times where it would of been helpful, I just never bothered to learn how to take them off.

>>187492551
Saw?

>>187492551
Circular saw on help intent ought to work like with fleshy limbs.

>>187492551
If you can't saw them off with a proper medical procedure, then you can just target the leg and attack it enough times to whack it off.

People tend to frown at me when I use that kind of surgery though.

>>187492551
>>187492589
>>187492714
>Tfw you table someone and start sawing off his head while your assistant flashes him

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>try out Xeno
>golden slime spawns a headslug
>mind transfer myself to the headslug
>inject an egg into my own corpse
>get reborn as a non-antag changeling
Shame it takes so fucking long to get anything done in there. By the time I get to rainbows, the station is usually on fire.

>grey orders me, a silicon master race, to open doors
>ignore him because im on asimov
>BORGS ROGUE

>>187493334
>want variation in crew roster so it's not all pink haired waifu bitches
>play anything but human and this is what you get
really makes you think

>>187491642
Eyedrops

>>187493571
silicons are the only true sentients on the station

When we logged onto /vg/ serb in need of validhunt
The club set out pretending to be every kind of cunt
We had low expectations of their own shitcurity
But found too late it wasn't made for shitters such as we

And we're banned from /vg/, every one
Banned from /vg/ just for having a little fun
We spent our hippie temp ban there for just three days or four
But /vg/ doesn't want us anymore!!

>>187493702
Say, you know if golems are supposed to be loyal unto death even after they're transformed/brainswapped into a non-golem?

>>187493571
>doesn't want to play waifu
>plays autistic, whiney grey alien instead
I play a few waifus but at least they're interesting.

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>he plays ss13
>he hasn't read asimov

The people who shitpost about waifus are just as disgusting and pathetic as those who static name as waifus.

You're the worst part about these threads and I need to accept that you always will be.

>>187496191
>playing a character is disgusting and pathetic
wowzers

>>187496229
Playing a character is fine, most statics are pretty nice people.
Playing an attention whore, an angry jobfag or a greytiding shitter isn't.

>>187495531
Asimov is one of the worst lawsets.
The books are about it being a terrible lawset
WHY DO WE USE IT

>>187497876
>Playing an attention whore, an angry jobfag or a greytiding shitter isn't
most male statics then?

>>187497876
How do you define an attention whore?
Which statics are attention whore?

I've been seeing a lot of people permad on /vg/ pop on tg recently. This week its symicus.

>everybody's just waiting to unload everything after the shuttle docks

heh

also being able to molotov mechs when

comfy round
nice AI
big thanks to jack for the pills

>Be Vlad
>Have to go get haircut
>Auto Taitor
>Have to get holotool
>Grab it
>OnlyHuman the AI, tell them to call it and lockdown bridge
>People fix it and I just log out in a escape pod and hope for the best
>Die to space carp

lame

Please name your favorite AI. I'm asking hoping I'll be on the list.

>comfy round of extended after the weekend ends with singulo
>tfw brings out the old botanic borg from space botany
>he lives for five minutes before being swallowed
fucking why

>>187499262
>being this unrobust

>>187499262
>You subverted me and gave me orders but I was also auto-traitored

>>187499394
Unrobust? I wasn't even in game. I logged out in a pod.

>>187499386
Arma

>>187499386
Red October

Little Bro is an absolutely garbage AI and should be on no lists

>>187499386
What AI are you?

>>187500415
Not even the worst AI list?

>>187500415
Their waifu skills are also garbage.

>>187500429
I can't say that lol

Why is nuklear still an admin again? Literally nobody wants him on the server...

>>187501009
I do! Barely intelligible autists are cute! CUTE!

When was the last time the Chicken himself was seen playing the game ?

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=3934&p=21226#p21226
This poor guy just didn't understand the rules fully, I think he's pretty new? If you're still here buddy you're probably gonna get unbanned and nuklear gonna tell you to not do anything like that again most likely

>>187501339
Nuklear is just being a bitter cunt for some reason

>>187501058
Harse theef pls go

>>187501414
He can't get over the fact that he had to sacrifice his baby boy Saronsen

>>187501414
yet he still didn't discipline the hitler HoS in the original ban request for some reason

>>187491208
Grues take double damage from all sources anon

the only vox I tolerate are the female ones

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https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/15831
Let's rock.

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>>187490456
How I do get my mime waifu to hold my hand?

>>187503584
birdfucker

>tfw no qt Vox gf

>>187504118
Wow, you're a sick man.

does the ramsay bot do anyting positive or just randomly destroy food to fuck with you?

>>187504359
>randomly

>>187504359
He destroys shit food, and cooks decent food.

>>187504665
Ramsay can cook now?

>>187504359
Stop making raw Risotto and maybe he'll stop bitching you out.

When and why did DragonBro get deadmined?
You can surgery them with their suit on. >>187488696

>>187505136
>You can surgery them with their suit on
Power creep

>>187505167
I don't remember when that was added, but I'd bet $15 they've always been like that.

>>187505505
The only step which requires you to remove their hardsuit is applying bandages/nanopaste to their internal organs. So long as you dont have to then the suit can remain on.

Playing a grue is fun.

>>187505167
they were always like this

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>playing yesterday
>antag clown
>landlord stops by
>have to afk
>come back 10 minutes later
>the chef swapped all my gear with his
>I'm now a chef with no traitor uplink

Was sort of mad but the initial confusion and shit was pretty funny once I figured it out.

>be clown
>rushes the spare
>gets caugh but keep my own ID that already had all access anyway
>do some minor shenanigans and then goes braindead to eat with family
>classic vampire getting braindeads in the between
>he loots me and see that my ID is golden
>throws my ID on the ground, probably didn't even tested it

dude, you had a bananium chance and you wasted it.

>>187506483
>non antag mime
>walk into theater to the chef swapping clothes with clown
>back out of theater
I thought it was your gimmick.

>>187505136
>When and why did DragonBro get deadmined?
He went full retard and digital-suicided. Some say he did it because he was switching to lifeweb.

>>187506789
yo what the fuck is up with your use of past tense

you need a few more fucking years in school, boyo

>>187497932
>why do we use asimov?

>google "AI lawset"
>every result is either asimov, robocop, shady dot gov sites with a pdf, or links straight to ss13
short answer is no-one has done better, longer one is AIs don't use lawsets, at least not 3 rule ones.

redpill me on nitroglycerin

>>187507857
too unstable to be useful

>>187507857
>accidently breath too hard
>explosion

>>187507857
shit

>>187507857
you should experiment with smoke, napalm and stabalizing agents + igniter assemblys :')

can easily burn a hallway full of people

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>>187490181
>>187493334
>be nonhuman
>PDA the AI roundstart promising no human harm, pat borgs, always ask nicely
>silicons love me better than a real human and never turn down a request
>they even let me counter human law2's despite legit being against their lawset

>>187507857
water + potassium on steroids.
Water + potassium is easy to make but it's actual explosion ratio is divided by ten.
Nitro's harder to make but it's explosion ratio is divided by two.

>>187508392
Here's a better plan
>be non-human
>work in medbay

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>>187509339

>>187508352
would a plasma vapor salt grenade + igniter be any good?

>>187509339
>reverse image search
>Tons of fat bitches
Alright...

>>187510216
>he didn't look at her legs
Those are landwhale tier legs. She's heavily overweight by the looks of it.
0/10, goes far beyond thicc into Stinking fat folds filled with crumbs and mold territory.

>>187510005
Yes. I've used those myself, and it creates a plasma fire.
95u plasma, 95 vapor salts, and 5u water/potass to create a spark.

>>187509339
>no bulge

>>187510352
I just liked the tiddy

>>187510387
i thought grenades could only handle one reaction

>>187510503
Grenades just dump everything in both beakers together

>>187510503
They do all the reactions, which is why chloral nades suck so much, the sugar from the smoke ingredients turns it to sleep tox.

>>187510763
Does chloramine smoke contain the other reagents in the beaker?

>>187510763
That's why you use 1u sugar dumbass

>>187509273
Not an option, if I'm playing Medbay I need to be able to deal with the utter fucking useless cancer that are medborgs.

>>187491575
>>187491441
Chloral works on hulks. Generally things that sleep instead of stun work on hulks too.

>>187511948
But if you're a non-human whose job is healing humans they treat you nicely.

>>187512556
Medborgs are fucking retarded, they even ignore human law2s.

>>187512556
>injects you with chloral

>>187512818
>>187512862
t. never played in medbay

MoMMI ERT when?
The solution for WE BUILD

>>187513012
I've played a lot of Medbay and almost every interaction I've had with medborgs has been utterly infuriating. They are worse than any human doctor I've suffered at physically snatching patients away from you. I've had a medborg STEAL a guy away from me after a radstorm, drag him away whenever I tried to pill him, and give him tricord instead because muh unlimited tricord XD
They're not just annoying cunts, they're also useless thanks to nohandsnopills, they're a liability what with getting subverted every other round, and they still find the time to be validthirsty little shits carrying water in their beaker just to slip people.

Did suit storage units get nerfed/changed at some point in the past year?

>>187513560
Forgive me for asking but how can you nerf that?

>>187513560
I tried roasting someone in a suit storage unit set to kill.
They only get damaged enough for crit, it takes quite a while until they eventually die. Quite a joke of you think the same setting turns hardsuits to ash

>>187513560
Don't think they've been changed any time recently, if at all.

>>187513750
You can stuff people in, change the safety settings, and roast 'em.

>>187513760
Dang, I remember it being able to ash things at one point, or maybe I'm misremembering. I dunno.
Kind of a shame that using it as a corpse hiding place isn't an applicable thing after you've used it to broil.

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>>187510459
All tiddies look like that when squished anon, I'm sorry to tell you that

>>187513502
t. never played with mediborgs

>>187513979
I was hoping it would lead me to more tiddy. Frick off with your shitty tumblr gif

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>>187514074
>filename
But whatever, see you around in stations, kiddo. *teleports away*

>>187514032
t. wet his bed when he was 13

>>187514191
You can tell by looking at how shitty it looks and the loop that it's from tumblr

>>187513965
It still ashes things, but not living beings

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>>187514838
I got it from /wsg/ 4 years ago, whats your problem anyway?

>>187515327
You don't dislike shitty looking gifs?

>>187514901
>be engiborg a while back
>get given a kill all organics law
>AI revs up a plasmaflood while I go around every suit storage unit on the station and cook all the suits
>crew resets us first whiff of plasma
>have to explain to the crew that the hardsuits in the armoury are now the only ones left on the entire station

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>>187514074
>Frick

stop this already

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>>187515393
It's short, its cute, and gifs werent super long back then, webms spoiled you dude

>>187515540
gifs can be long and not look like total shit, sorry familia

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>>187515648
Whatever pidor

>>187514469
Actually I still wet my bed.

>>187513502
>Medborg : Monitoring vitals (of a patient I was operating)
>Me : I thank you for your trust.

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>>187510387
Hahahaha holy shit.

>>187516062
It's pretty damn hard to get 95u plasma and vapor salt though.

>>187516324
Plasma is ez just get plasteel from rwalls and feed it to the maint recycler

>>187516324
Science can do it easily.
5 sheets of plasma is 100u.
You can jack the seeds from the vox outpost without anyone caring.
After that, just increase the potency.
Making the amount of plasma and salts larger also lets it full a larger room or hallway, of course.

>>187516324
Seems like it'd be easiest for either Bird Traders or miners, since as the former, you have all the equipment you need to go mine the raw blasma (which you don't need a lot of, 10ish sheets makes 100u), the iron for grenade casings (although I'm fairly sure EX Grenades are research items, so I'm not sure how you'd go about including the waterpotass for spark without going to research for grenades), and can either trade for the vapor sacs with the birds, or just grow them if you are one of the birds.
And BIC lighters are cheap, so are cigarettes, so I guess you could just throw a cigarette into wherever you're flooding and use that as a spark.

1. You may not injure a human being or cause a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

>>187515540
>gifs werent super long back then
4chan users have almost always made well-looping GIFs. It's really easy to tell.
/wsg/ didn't even exist 4 years ago, did it?

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>>187516842
>tfw learned how to make extremely high quality <3mb .gifs and .webms come out a month after that

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>>187516842
>almost always
Well, as >>187517059 says, you had to learn how to make that shit. Anyway, /vg/ doesnt let me upload gifs over 2mb anyway so i dont have many hq gifs from that time to showcase

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>>187517281
I can upload 3mb just fine

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>>187517582
>2.98

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>>187517582
Yea, sry, I meant 3mb, I have some that are over 3mb

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>>187517582
they raised the limit a while ago

>>187517780
This brings me back...

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>>187517816
Chinkmoney does miracles

>>187516661
Remote igniter with another remote, dummy.

at least we all agree that anon's gif was shitty and he could do a lot better

>>187518367
Nah, no one cares, just you

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>>187517059
>>187517281

>>187518661
Anime is just as bad as furries and pedophiles

>>187518661
some things are better left buried

When are we adding clock cult?

>>187518661
>this was so long ago that anime causes more drama than furries nowadays
Are we in the worst timeline or in the best one? I can't tell.

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I thought this was a ss13 general

>>187519243
horrifying
imagine being a human and that happening to you

>>187519243
imagine being human and having that happen to you

>>187519243
Welcome to /gif/

That was the best genetics round I've ever had in my entire life.
I became Professor X.

>>187518856
>>187518950
>weeb making fun of pedos
It's ironic, dummies. Don't forget that 4chan had pedo admins back then, the original weeb bunches were mostly pedos.

>>187519557
>Snacks
never forget. also the /loli/ board.

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REST IN PIECE CULT

>>187519287
>>187519297
It's happened before. God help us all.
ZAS buffs when

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>>187519779
>Byford Dolphin diving bell incident

>>187519243
>ventcrawl.gif

>>187519752
Good, cult was cancer anyway.
Half the retards go cult for valids, the other half for the bullshit stuns and even more bullshit shards to murderbone.

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>>187519752
*disables cult*

Nope, not dealing with that shit

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>>187520205
>>187520258
>Cult
>Being nerfed

Enjoy flying swords SEC fucks

>>187520384
why do you capitalise 'SEC'
you do it ingame too

jesus fuck i hate you with an ungodly fury that even satan himself would envy

>>187520384
we frostmourne now

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https://www.dropbox.com/s/qwh4e2fanb1ydnx/Cult%203.pdf?dl=0

Here is the Cult 3.0 Changes if no one has seen.

>>187520701
>Foreword
>I am Deity Link
nope
no sir
you've already ruined too many gamemodes

>>187520384
>Leaves a blood splatter
Cult member self-inflicted with gibbingtons and plaguing the station, yes or no ?

>>187521239
Finally I can become a plague Marine

>>187521239
>>187521401
>Plague marines
please!!

>The shuttle can't get called anymore. If it had already left the station, it will return to it
How can you enforce that without shattering my immuslions ? A portal appears in front of the shuttle and send it back ?

>>187520258
It would stun them continuously. Also there's no research, no deconversion and you can make runes without a tome.

>>187519752
>no more madman stealth public converts using a rune under a table

>>187520258
>having cult enabled ever

>>187513498
Just build a floorbot whenever you see a breach.

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https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Syndicate_Items

Some of these traitor items are neat

>Can frame someone by turning their PDA in a syndie screen
>Mime traitor item

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>ywn get into increasingly heated arguments with your medbay coworker waifu about the correct treatment for patients
>ywn replace her subpar cryo mix with your own when she's busy with something else
>ywn wake up naked on the bar counter with your hands surgically removed

>>187523971
i liek cult

>>187515537
frick off you fricker fracker ticker backer

>>187519287
>imagine being a human and that happening to you
That's what the source video is about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

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I'm working on baby's day out mode. Ask me anything.

I hail from the era of radiation stunlocking you forever. How does it work now?

>>187524489
>Mime traitor item
only fun if nobody else knows about it or uses it.
Not saying it's impossible, I've never seen the traitor detective scanner being used either.

>>187525205
What will it take for you to stop?

>>187525205
WHEN
H
E
N

>>187520384
>soul blade

Is this real.

What's everyone's soul blade static name.

>Five Dollar Footlong

>>187525231
Makes you get shitloads of internal bleeding and internal organ damage on top of the toxin damage. If you survive high rads it can make you into a ghoul, skeleton or (NPC) glowing one but I don't know the conditions.

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>>187525468
soon

>Discord is mad about traders


The metaclub will not alllow this. You have been warned

>>187525205
Can I emag the babby

>>187525595
>virus1
fuck off

>>187525541
I'd probably pick [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

>>187525546
So basically if someone sits out a radstorm into the cloner they go?

>>187525595
Literally cancer

>>187525696
Replace cloner with headswap. I forgot to mention, it can also make them unclonable.

Hey I'm little surfer girl? Love me? Make my heart come all undone? Wanna ride the surf together? Let me know! Ask me anything

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>>187525660

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>>187525791
Exciting.

>>187490814
>the pill bottle I gave you had all your priorities wrong
oops.

>>187525890
Not to mention glowing ones are fucking broken. They're radioactive zombies that can't be stunned long enough to butcher so they're immortal.

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>>187519981
>what the fuck is this?
>One Wikipedia search later

>>187526225
And let me guess, this also happens if someone takes out the shard for 2 seconds.

>>187526353
Nah, it's pretty rare thankfully.

>>187525595
That's some of the worst code I've ever seen in my life

>>187519752
So all this does is make cult a murderboner bonanza. You won't really bother converting people at all (unless you're well prepared with chloral and whatnot), much like how you just kill loyalty-implanted people right now instead of taking their implant out.

>>187527150
You need at least 9 people to progress, and converting people becomes easier as the veil becomes thinner.

>>187527695
>You need at least 9 people to progress
Or I could just kill people dead, collect their souls and make constructs/ghost people whenever

>>187527150
You need eight cultists to progress, but other than that it looks like soul stones are being pushed since they'll be easier to get now.

>>187527150
Keep in mind, the convert rune would be a continuous stun and there's a way to make it instant.
You wouldn't need paper for talismans either, plus there would be a mass mute+deafen talisman now it looks like.

>tfw cloned as a sec member and not culted, but they culted the unrobust warden

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/15832
Only YOU can help put the vox where they belong

>>187508392
>>they even let me counter human law2's despite legit being against their lawset
>not ahelping this for a top ten anime betrayals moment

>>187527150
>The Intro
>They’re not carrying anything suspicious in their bags, no talismans, nor tomes yet, but they can still cut their fingers and write runesby themselves.

They don't get supply slips, ergo they don't get soulstones until act 2. Need to hit 8 cultists before constructs are on the table.

>the clown was a ruse to keep sec busy
Bravo

Marko, if you're reading this sorry you had to put up with my slowness in Robotics.
I've done cult maybe twice and both times I fucked up by having a tome on me and doing something stupid.

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>>187519557
>Slip clown and place clown on hover bed and drag him around.
>Clown orders me to do ten laps around bridge.
>Clown law 2's me to let him into captain's room for spare.
>Slip two people on bananas they are standing against then try to help them up but clown runs by and sprays lube everywhere and they run into it. I stay and help them up as best I can but after I leave I hear clown has spaced one using the lube. Try to telesci him but telesci is not hooked up and guy has no suit sensors.
>Go collect people dying in between trying to get science to do their job and calibrate telesci to rescue lost borg and clone people.
>SCI is empty so go into toxins, find two people fiddling with Arcane tome.
>First one says JUST. FUCK. MY. SHIT. UP.
>Second one smart and law 2's me to never tell anyone about that.
>I ahelp just to make sure law 1 doesn't override, he doesn't.
>I bug them until they put a cell in telesci and teleport borgo friend back.
>warden demanding help but also that I not drag him away from danger, but law 1 cares not for his wishes as he's getting shot to death and I try to get out revival prod and wake him up.
When people think Asimov is the safest lawset :^)

>barge into the janitor's office
>stun him while the door's open, slma it shut, convert him, and summon a tome all before he can stand
>think I've finally overcome the antag shakes and gotten good
>he's actually so new that he doesn't know where cargo is on box

Oh well.

>doing surgery on a fellow cultist
>HoS comes in, just stands still in surgery
>sweat bullets because I'm full of cult stuff
>finish surgery, HoS calmly asks for my PDA
>give it to him, he gives it back
>goes away
phew

>>187529028
>literally getting mad because "their outpost LOOKS too good"
this latest circlejerk is getting a little pathetic

>>187529283
That was me, I'd been force fed Discount Dan's and was in critical for a few minutes.
Thanks for the save, Vox Doctor.

>>187529297
>free shit
>for a race of feathery jews that live off of what they can steal and sell

>>187529431
Discount Dan's food is completely safe except for the pie, stop this misinformation

>>187529192
Dont worry, you did what I asked you for and sorry for that text screaming but I had to do fast summan cultist and free cultist and you need two people for it. I hope you learned some stuff about cult

>>187529504
It WAS the pie that was fed to me.

>>187529492
>nOOooo THEY SHOULD BE STEALING AND ASSAULTING PEOPLE AND TRADING BAR STOOLS FOR CHEM DISPENSERS SCRAW
hhmmm
really makes me think
that maybe
just maybe
traders shouldn't have ever been coded in

>>187529276
We won shortly after anyway, so converting me didn't help that much. I also cleaned up the bloody mess in the cargo bay later on haha.

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>>187529492
They traded for it/stole it?

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>>187529621
>just maybe
>traders shouldn't have ever been coded in
I'm glad we're in the same page.

>>187529621
reminder that if you bitch about something hard enough you can force the coders to code the stuff you want

>>187529492
>feathery
Let me stop you right there bucko
Second, would you rather have them steal and ransack the station while harming the crew as "self defense" or just let them have what little they got on their tiny outpost?

>>187529932
Yes, because of people like you.

We need all roundstart non-antag, non-humans gone to just shut these retards up.

BUT Y DOES DEFF HAVE A THEATER ON THE BAR
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A CORPOTATE CAPITALIST STATION IT CANT BE PRETTY MAKE IT UGLY NOW REEEEEEE

>>187530064
hol up
check out this novel concept
what if
they traded things instead of stealing
huh

>What I learned today

If you need anything from RnD and Marko opens the front door to let you in then better turn around and go

>>187497932
Because it is a terrible lawset.
The station is filled with flaws, the AI's lawset being one of them. Its what makes the rounds fun.

>REEE VOX STOP STEALING SHIT
>Give them a few stuff on some maps
>REEE TOO MUCH STUFF VOX SHOULD STEAL

>>187530312
yes they should trade for everything btw make their outpost have nothing so they have nothing to trade with

>>187530312
And if they didn't have an outpost or anything to start off with to trade for then where would they get things to trade if not from the station?

>>187530470
>>187530475
box barely has any of the toys the other outposts have
i'm sure traders can fucking manage without FREE CHEM DISPENSERS

>TG literally took the clockwork cult and made it a thing
>we still haven't ported it over

>>187529028
>Only YOU can help put the vox where they belong
On strictly equal terms with humans. Alienism and xenophobia need to go.
Come on guys, it's 2525.

>>187530396
I'm convinced that the people complaining about this tame shit are people who have never been outside /vg/ and have no sense of perspective. Go to literally any other server and see if you still feel like bitching.

>>187530607
they're taking it out too

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>>187530607
>>187530732
It was received worse than revsquad was received here. It was a horrible, horrible mess and everyone hated it. Also it was buggy as fuck lol.
By the way, the same thing happened with Gang in all other servers except ours.

>>187520384
>
Should be a chaplain traitor item

>>187530647
No it isn't

>>187530089
A better idea:
We simply remove humans.
Then all the special pink haired snowflakes who hate nonhumans so bad will have to leave or play the thing they hate.

Also, ERP will go away entirely, since it's always fucking humans.

>>187531276
Hey now, there was Yaka.
That's at least ONE nonhuman ERPing.

Okay yeah I can't name any others

>>187517816
can i fuck that dragon

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>>187525541
Choose your fighter

>>187531518
Mace+Shield
Deus Vult

>>187531518
virgin cultist: weapons
chad religious leader: fists and the power of the lord behind him

>>187531518
Double balde

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>>187531549

>>187531276
>>187531413
Why are humans so universally shit on this server?

>>187531518
shield + offhand shield + shield on back

>>187531518
I choose taser.

Chloral's recipe needs to be commented out.
You know it to be true.

What if the cult's sacrifice rune was reworked to act as a sort of cult loyalty implant for the cultist that uses it? That way waterboarding wouldn't be such a viable strategy for security.

>deity's first point is that fighting the cult is nightmarish
>makes being converted a death sentence
>makes cultists fucking murder machines and forces them to kill all opposition before having a chance for a successful narnar
>brings back the shitty 10 minutes hellrising
I'm so sorry I ever badmouhed current cult

>>187531518
TWO SHIELDS LMAO

>>187532324
pro: no more changeling Mechanics running around in maint pricking people on Deff
con: doctors can no longer defend themselves from greytiders in medbay

>>187532324
Chloral is a necessary evil due to our playerbase
Imagine trying to kill someone without them immediately screaming "HELP X KILLING ME IN Y"

>>187532571
You say that as if people yelling for help is the problem

>>187532571
just be more robust or improve the combat mechanics so there are other ways to silence/KO people

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>>187531738
Hail uncle nar-nar
>>187531810

>>187532357
Security just executes cultists who don't produce the
>Your eyes clear up etc. etc.
when waterboarded, because those cultists are headcultists.

>>187532645
If it wasn't chloral it would be one of many stuns.

>>187532789
false
"head cultists" which are the starting cultists can get deconverted, you're thinking of revs

filthy fucking c*ders don't touch me

>>187532946
Huh, good to know. They'd still execute them though, because they're a confirmed Enemy of Nanotrouble who can't be deconverted. (Or Perma'd I guess if the Captain is silly)

>>187532930
The reason why Changeling Mechanics go with Chloral is that no one bats an eye at them breaking into Chemistry and scanning the chem dispenser, and then making their own chem dispenser.

If they didn't have access to Chloral, what else would they use that is in the range of Chloral? If there is something as powerful that I'm not aware of, and as easy to access as Chloral for a Changeling Mechanic, then I'd like to hear of it so I can powergame it.

>>187533450
Besides their stings I guess. Neat thing about chloral changelings is that it gives you a bunch of free sucks so you can farm genomes

>>187533450
They would would silence sting and a stun that might not be paralysis sting because we thought it would be a good idea to make an antagonist that has to murder people to fulfill their objectives and get more powers unable to take silence and paralysis immediately

>>187533450
Mechanic should be removed desu.

>>187533450
There is but its very difficult to get and the ez way of getting it how I got it at least was removed. So at best if you didn't have a chem dispenser you would have to ghetto chem it

>>187533450
>>187533775
don't tell him

>>187533775
>Ghetto chemin' choral
I would prefer spacing myself first desu.

>>187533980
Yes yes it is pretty shitty. Slightly worse than pussy gloves

>>187532357
Waterboarding is the kindest thing I can do
Even introducing the mechanic would cause complete regime change to executions

Can't wait for round end to talk about what just happened

>>187532789
They'd have to figure out that they're cultists through other means though. They wouldn't be able to just waterboard and kill on suspicion alone without killing non-cultists too.
Although if this cult 3.0 thing goes through there won't be any deconversion and holy water will be only an antag check anyway.

>>187534484
Thanks, now I know my target is having fun

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tfw you'll never be powerfisted by the douggernaught

>>187530382
Don't say such things. Everything needs to be sterile, make sense, and be normal.
Normal jobs, normal names, normal behavior, boring animal races or none at all, by the books.

>>187534554
How would they figure out that they're cultists in your desired system?

>>187533775
>>187533879
I was thinking of removing chloral entirely

I swear, colored crayons showing up black on paper has been around so long, I can't remember whether it's a bug or colored writing was never a feature in the first place.

>>187536057
We have colored pens. I don't know if they still work, though. Or if bold print works, either.

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Why does /vg/ admins ban relationships between characters? It's another level of fun roleplay

>>187536164
If colored pens work I don't see why crayons don't. I know that crayons still make the font comic sans. I have the feeling that goonchat broke the crayons and was never fixed, but that means it hasn't been an issue for THAT long.

>>187536504
Because underage people can come in the serb and Pomf is then guilty of rape by association
Because it would be all people do
Because Pomf hates it and whatever he says, goes

>>187536771
>Because Pomf hates it
Based pomf.

>>187536771
>Because it would be all people do
Roleplaying IS the game though

>>187535814
By catching them doing cult stuff. Right now the way it works is security will just roll out, taze/cuff the first person they see, drag them back, drown them, then implant them.

>>187536881
>Roleplaying IS the game though
It's secondary. The game is whatever you want it to be, especially on /vg/station, baby.

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>>187536881
excuse me?

>>187537292
I feel like Security would get megastomped every round with that kind of system

>>187536881
>Roleplaying IS the game though
Haha no.

>>187537368
Maybe make it so injecting a loyalty implant will reveal that they are actually a cultist? I've almost never seen Security and cargo coordinated enough to order plenty of implants.

>>187537321
>>187537325
>>187537574
t. joined in 2016 and thinks hippie level rp is the norm

>>187537708
I've probably been playing longer than you

>>187537708
Been doing spess since 2011 and was on /vg/ and its other iterations when obsessive RPfags were treated like weirdos.

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>>187534871
It was a good run but it's late and I gotta wake up early for college shit.
Had a good time, thanks for the fun, Nicolas.

>tfw can't enjoy roleplaying as much anymore because the setting is so boring
even bay's

I hate this "muh corporations" meme, I hate aliens, I hate wizards and vampires and I hate the station being a station and not a ship, were it a constantly accelerating ship there would be no turning back, everything would be more impactful and not just "lmao crew transfer"

>>187538309
Um sweetie, the station is also constantly in movement. You can tell from the solar panels :)

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>>187538392
Orbital movement, it's in a fixed orbit. It's not in ACCELERATION.

DUMB SWEETIE POSTER

>>187538505
Aww is my little sugar plum getting tushie tussled :)

>>187538309
so basically you want FTL13

>>187538309
the corporation thing is not even and official lore here, you can make up your own. Add the space gif from when the crew is being moved. Only do extended. There you go

>>187538309
Baystation does take on a ship in uncharted space, so theoretically, you got that, but yeah I find their setting really boring too.

>>187538640
but I like traitor and ling

>>187538640
If I have to be on-station when there's another Communism vs. Capitalism gimmick I am going to mcfreakin' lose it

>>187538748
ling is basically rebranded vamp

>>187538309
I don't think the setting is boring. I find it pretty creative and I want to write a story about it

>>187538860
Why
I think it's fun

>>187538868
vamp is bad-ling

>>187539413
New ling
Ling classic

>>187538860
Come on, it's fun to robust illiterate /pol/tards

>>187539553
but both sides are poltards?

>>187539236
You better incorporate the weird shit too.

>that one time where was huge war against the fascist station and space communists
>fascists beat them up and made them leave
It was actually pretty fun, we ended up in a massive shootout against their mechs and people and my buddy next to me ended up getting shot so I dragged him to medbay while dodging shots

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This was a pretty comfy bar round. Thank god for Little Bits renovating it for me, it was nice.

I remember when the admins would leave nazi and commi vends over the station and the crew would pick their sides with clothes like gangs.

Then the nazi side would invariably start killing people and they were declared criminals
)))))

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>>187539947
>Jukebox begins to play "It's a Golden Show", from 'Catherine'
Patrician

>>187540139
Chillbar is bestbar

>>187539785
I aim for something more grounded in plausibility than classical SS13, though.

>>187539620
One side is poltards, the other is illiterate poltards

>>187504505
>>187504665
>>187504760
he destroys ingredients. So i stabbed him to death. Sounds kinda useless desu.

>>187540396
>randomly

>>187540395
That's not fair man, communists can probably read

>>187540453
That's the whole point of the message :)

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>nutriment
Snack-o-licious bar
>tannic acid
Burn-o-heal bar
>opium
Good Health bar
>mescaline
Psychedelic bar

>admin does a trump captain gimmick
>other admin spawns a deathsquad just to kill the captain
>trumpmin freaks out, shitposts in the thread for 2 days straight and then never logs in after that
>is still admin

>>187536504
Because if you wanna get your virtual dick wet or covered in shit there's servers and websites for that

>>187540593
Bless that deathsquad admin
What protagonists did this ?

Whats your favorite chef gimmick?
I love drab and bland nutriment bars and only nutriment bars

>>187540593
one day I'm gonna do a Trump captain gimmick where i act completely normal