/palg/ - Paladins General

I want to express my immense gratitude for having the honor to be Fernando's amigo!

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Bust chart update when?

Post stuff from Paladins strike.

>>187387285
It's already updated

>>187387201
I want to _hug Maeve and tell her she's cute and smells nice

>get 3 dust quests
>zero gold
>one of them wants me to win 4 games in a party
>can't reroll any of them

What the fuck, HiRez?

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>>187387372
What do you think she smells like?

>>187387201
>short and flat
When will they learn?

>>187387330

Tell me how to take .webms on mobile.

>>187387330
I know there are skins you can buy that give you 3% bonus damage.

>>187387413
Like trash and molded bread she needed to eat to survive.

>>187387423
Sounds like a perfect combo to me

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>>187387413
Heaven and sometimes sweat

>>187387423
Stop this lie, she is not flat, pic related. She just has tiny tits

>>187387534
Delete this, scum.

>>187387446
Tbh I kinda expected it to be p2w since it's on mobile, I just hope they won't push this system on PC. And I'm even more scared knowing it's Hi-Rez who's developping Strike, which means p2w isn't out of their realm of possibilities.

>>187387413
She smells like the cum she has to drink in order to survive

>Playing Tyra
>55 eliminations
>15 deaths
>Routinely kill at least two to three of the enemy team before dying
>Team is Ash, Pip, Kinessa and Maeve
>Guess who didn't do their jobs right
>Kinessa went 5 kills, 13 deaths
>Maeve went 10 kills 18 deaths
>We lost 3-4

'you can hard carry a game, omg!'
Untrue in Overwatch, untrue here.

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>>187387285
>Ash will never sit in your lap

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>>187387719
>you will never sit in ash's lap

>>187387435
I think you can record gameplay with google play on android and ios has replaykit or something like that? Not sure though.

>>187387665
Are they really, a lot of the stuff on there doesn't really look in Hi Rez style.

But hopefully they'll remove the bonus on the skins (unless they can be bought with in game currency, while playing the game normally) that is just a bad idea.

>>187387704
There are always going to be games you just can't win. But at least in paladins you can get kills in the meantime without getting cucked by enemy healers and tank barriers.

>>187387719
>>187387813
This but with an h.

>>187387704
>tales of sub 2k vol 3

>>187387938
>hlap
>laph
What?

>>187387970
when's the hardcover release coming out

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>>187387813
>Ash will never sit on your face

>>187388016
laph is pronounced the same

>>187387413
Cat toilet.

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update when?

>>187388332
A what?

>>187387413
Old men cum.

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Reminder to seek enlightment.

>>187387704
>carrying with shit viktor
Pick BK, Drogoz or M'koa.

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>>187388589
You need to update this with >>187387285, Ash is easily on par with Seris and Ying, might actually be as big as Cassie even by absolute standards.

Also, add Paladin Strike Skye and Evie if possible

>>187388589
a few weeks ago

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How do we unfuck Maeve, lads? She's currently the weakest, most useless champion - in the worst role - in the game. Someone suggested they make her main attack continuous, consecutive hits instead of the needlessly awkward mechanic it is now. I wholly agree, I feel that he main attack is the main downside of playing Maeve. Someone else suggested the Pounce to have 2 casts, one if you hit someone, or the option to recast it if you miss once. In this way you at least have the option to reposition yourself if you fuck up, which you aren't allowed to in her current state (fuck up that is, she has almost no margin for error).

Keep the suggestions coming gentlemen.

>>187389352
Remove.

>>187389352
I can't come up with anything better than that, I strongly agree on both those changes

>>187389450
Fuck off

Have 300 leftover crystals. What should I do with it? Worth buying enchanted keys for chests now that they're 20 crystals each?

>>187389575
Shove it up your ass

>>187389575

Give them to me

>>187389575
Save it for the next skin, duh.

>>187389608
That comes later, and so will I.

>>187388760
Maeve is the best, adult + flat + healthy thighs is the actual top tier.

>>187389575
Depends on if you want to grab a legendary, it's not a good deal unless you want to hunt down Red Seris or something.

>>187389352
all your changes + maeve being able to shoot during prowl.
in it's current state, prowl is a severely inferior version of both viktor and jenos' F when it comes to speed and uptime. giving her the ability to use her LMB during prowl, maybe even change it so pounce doesn't interrupt it either, would make maeve more flexible and viable, as well as making her unique in the whole "press F to gain a speed boost" aspect

I would enjoy playing Andro a lot more if his voice wasn't so annoying

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>>187389721
they don't have the proportions and cuteness to pull off a DFC.

>>187389575
Depends what your end goal is, I'd only do it with a booster activated though since you lose out on a lot of items over a few rolls.

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>>187387423
Flat is justice

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>>187388589
lazy shits

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For the Yingposter.

>>187384885
Windmill champ when?

>>187390767
They should use these for top plays

>>187390767
That is a really long animation

>>187390767
I hope Holt is buying tons of cocaine for the art division right now, because they have a LOT of catching up to do

>tfw your team managed to lose against Kinessa+Stryx

>>187390790
I think they could, now that their champion quota is met they can focus on the smaller things. And skins.

>>187390923
maybe grohk will finally get an epic skin

>>187390867
They make some good stuff. Most of champions animations are really cool. I really like the weapon feel of Stryx (hate the champion)

>>187390671
>mommy is a B

what trickery is this??

>>187391027
People keep hyping some Grokh rework from that tweet, when it's probably just a skin.

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How long 'till the next patch? Ain't planning on playing 'less they adjust/fix some shit.
Are there any preview of upcoming buffs and/or nerfs?

>>187390867
Okay, but Nando mastery emote > strike Nando animation.
Now if only we could get some skins for Grohk.

>>187391079
Stryx is the first champion to have weapon animations that feel really polished.

out damamged the strix as pip
thinkmoji

>>187391192
nando top play intros when
i want his wink back

>>187391189
Outside of people not picking a second support with him, isn't Grohk pretty good bruiser?

>>187391284
Yeah he's pretty good, but you need a team that can communicate.

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>>187390671
I think Lian has bigger boobs than that, also Evie is probably just tricking us with push-up sorcery

>>187391469
Inara is almost as flat as a plot of land.

>>187391469

Yeah, Lian's are way bigger than any of those others, and Inara is probably down in B.

>>187391548
>>187391590
But she's a giant so her tits get upped by one category automatically

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>>187391626

>>187391626
I don't think it works like that.

>>187391469
>Lian
>D
She's a C at best.

>>187391192
>not using default Fernando laugh emote
>not laughing with 2 different voices at once

Any requests from who to post from PalaStrike? Evie?

>>187391974
Hot HOT

>>187391945
>not romancing damsels with your emote
>not just pressing VEL to laugh at your enemies instead

>>187391974
Trouble maker Evie

>>187391974
Ranger Cassie

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>>187391974
Bomb King! And Nando of course.

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>>187392365
>mfw that is not his top play intro in Paladins:
Champions of the Realm (Beta)™

>>187392365
Why does everyone suddenly look cool

>>187392556
Because China.

>>187392365
>that's the black gundam nando skin
what would you do?

>>187392365
Damn, that's neat.

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>still waiting for my strike key

>>187392681
It kinda looks like God of War skin tbqh.

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I hope y'all saving this, because I sure as hell am not.

>>187392761
Maybe because of the chest crystal and helmet plume, but that's about where the similarities end.

>>187392501
It's trash if he doesn't lift his helmet and winks.

>>187392365
Does Fernando never show his face in this? I didn't see him with an open helm yet
Kinda boring because it doesn't show Fernando's personality

>>187390914
Mine Build is OP

>>187392705
It'll probably take a few weeks, I'm curious to where this will go it looks kind of interesting for a mobile game. I'll be going to hirez expo so it'l be fun to see how hard they decide to push it.

>>187393074
Never seen the visor go up so far.

>>187393202
dropped

Man, trying to play Andro with these shitty fucking servers is a nightmare. Ever since the patch I stutter regularly.

>>187392925
I like it

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>bugzy and gerrah lose in comp against solo bird because they have a shitter that picked Maeve

>>187393202
Atrocious.

We need more champions with abilities to turn enemies into chicken!

>>187394057
I still see people that don't know you can reload as a chicken (for some reason)

>>187394276
Or pre detonating Dambas ult

>>187394057

We need the champion with the ability to turn enemies into a chicken that we already have to not be so buggy.

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>all flanks are overnerfed to the point of uselesness
>2 tank + healer teams have no counter play besides picking your own 2 tanks and healer (lvl1 wrecker does nothing, not enough cauts and you get outhealed)
>have to pick jenos or damba or else get memed on by the meta
>2 snipers

it just keeps getting worse now and meta is being enforced more every patch, half the cast is now literally unviable and picking a non meta is a loss in ranked

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>>187392925
Gonna need Cassie's to complete the chart.

>>187394751
Skye is viable this patch, especially since she is a really good counter to Stryx.

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what should i do to be an effective frontline exactly

other than just stand on the point an attempt to create space

>>187394793
>chart

now we're moving into real meme territory

>>187394793
I feel like we should only include originals since if we included skins the chart would be massive. Especially now that the chinks are making skins.

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>Cant give a shit about """"""""""competitive"""""""""" matchmaking
>Decide I'll just do placement matches, maybe 25 too to get the chests for doing it
>Literally haven't even gotten to my first match cause I've been sitting in queue for 8+ minutes

>>187394793
Are you seriously implying Maeve has bigger boobs than Inara? Get your eyes checked matey

>>187394981
youre supposed to push the front line forward and dismount people with your team then run back to the healer whos solo capping on point

>>187395102
The drafting phase is the only reason to play competitive.

>>187394981
Protect your teammates, get free kills off dumbass squishies who stand to close. Don't die pointlessly/start fights you 100% can't win. Its mostly experience but if you're ever at point where you don't know what to do just find a teammate to help fight. Never assume they'll follow you in/can read your mind.

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Would you fuckus the Ruckus?

>>187394949
>skye is viable
no

>>187395102
Everytime my queue is over one minute I just requeue. Work everytime.

>>187391190
next patch preview should be next friday., next patch the wednesday after that.

>>187395305
gobbo is not for lewd

>>187394949
She is fun to play but her damage is still falls short that you just straight up loss most 1v1s if the person you're shooting is paying attention. You'll steamroll low skill players but thats about it.

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>>187395436
you're right

>>187395317
In casuals she has jumped to being the third best flank. Ironically Andy is worst flank in casual.

>>187394751
We finally did it! We overwatch naow!

>>187395861
Nah overwatch is making all it heroes soldier 76 now.

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>>187395305
Rule 63 ruckuz when?

None of you guys have been watching the tournaments, have you?

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>>187394751
Just believe

But seriously, the game gets patched every 2 weeks, it won't be like this for long

>>187396031
Give me a quick rundown.

>>187396031
>facebook stream
Yeah hah heh no thanks

>>187396031
No, we've been playing in them :^)

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>>187395120
We've been through this before, Inara is almost a steep cliff while Maeve while small, is big enough for them to hangout when slouching.

>>187389721
I see your post anon and I declare you my nigga

>>187396030
I'd play that gobbo

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>>187396390
It's just the gems on her coat doing that, Maeve is perflat.

>>187396390

That's just her jacket, dummy.

>>187396390
Maeve is completely flat you retard, that's her coat hanging.

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Inara has a perfect bust

>>187396083
Counting both PGS and ESL, pretty much everyone got picked/banned over the last 2 weeks barring Androxus, Maeve, Pip, Tyra, Viktor and Zhin.

>paladins thread in /v/

>>187396643
>>187396735
Not him but if you look inside the jacket you can see her shirt under also has a small bump. The tits are microscopic but are there

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>>187396923
>385+ replies

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>be me
>my team fernando (me), ruckus, seris, tyra and bomb king
>ruckus main tells me he wants to flank and dismount people
>tell him to fuck off and stand on the point
>he actually obeys me and stood on the point doing nothing the whole match
>we won 4/0 because I was literally buying the entire enemy team on THEIR base with the help of tyra
>ruckus was sad at the end of the match because he couldn't do anything aside from standing on the point idling
>tell him to fuck off again and leave
>laughs.mp3
Ruckus you say? more like cuckus

>>187396923
>>187397042
There has been worse threads.

>>187396031
I did. A bit.

>>187392365
literally Monster Hunter

>>187396990
Dude, look at how her undershirt hugs her chest, flat as an ironing board.

>>187397113
Maiden that rewarded me with sex should be 5 pictures of Ying desu.

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>>187396030

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>>187397273

>It's basically just a goblin dva

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>it's another episode of drogoz, bomb king and willo making the capture point a nuclear wasteland

>>187397321
No, anon, it is literally goblin d.va. I think someone just edited a picture of d.va.

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>>187396990
see

>>187396390
>maeve puts crystals on her coat to make people think she actually has boobs
cute

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>>187397379
So shoot them dead with a bullet gun?

>>187397563

Alas, there's only so much magic can do.

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I want to see her smile and protect it with my life if necessary. She deserves only the most delicate and pure love, and it is my duty as her husband to ensure her happiness.

>>187390767
She is perfect.
Thank you.

>>187397419
The only thing that you should be seeing is a doctor, because you're delusional

>>187390667
>>187397419
PEAK female form, cow tits need not apply.

>>187397239
I do and I tell you the same thing I already said, if the small curve is caused by the clothes I can't see but it doesn't look 100% flat

>>187397419
The webm doesn't show inside the jacket

>>187390667
That boob window, or rather should I say, chest window is cute!

>>187397379
>blast shields 3
>heh nothing personnel kid

Maeve's grunts when she jumps or falls down is really cute and hot

>>187398041
t.maeve

>>187397834
do you love paladins strike ying more?

>>187396923
>tfw i made it

>>187397419
Why shitters even like that slut? In-game model is utterly ugly, her costume design is ugly, her color scheme is ugly. Everything about her is ugly, what the fuck? Anime pictures of her have nothing to do with in-game reality.

>>187399150
Uh but that's your opinion my dude
Also she has nice voice acting and fun gameplay

>>187399370
>nice voice acting
>ze ze ze

>fun gameplay
>gets killed in record time by any other character in the game

>>187392365
I hope that Paladins keeps going the way it is, and that Strike becomes an edgy anime version where the champions call out their attacks by name and Skye is somehow a virgin (or else the weeb chinks would flip their shit).

>>187399512
>implying the french accent is bad
They were whores before it was a job, kids are just getting their bonners

>>187399512
*rolls 360 degrees while moonwalking forward*
*deflects all ur shit taste*

heh.... nothin personel... kiddo.....

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>>187398242
I mean, she is technically the same person in both games, so my love for her spans equally across anywhere she appears in. I love her all the same regardless of such occurrences.

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>>187387201
are you feeling the "perception" /palg/?

>>187399812
Maeve is uglier than old ruckus,and bolt has more bust than her

>>187400485
>skye skyrocketing at the speed of light

I hope they release a Jenos skin without the mask, it's quite ugly. From what I've seen the facial model under it looks far better.

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>>187400485
:(

>>187400485
>that cunt Skye gets a buff
>but Ruckus and Maeve get gutted
>Stryx better than Kinessa in every way
Fuck this gay shit

>>187397379
who's the fucker that turn the point into a fire pit?
Really annoying

>>187400414
I love strike ying more

>>187400485
thanks lebronze

>>187397379
Don't forget Tyra and Mal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UdUl6oC9Y8&feature=youtu.be&t=257
Pip skin and fixes confirmed in OB58

>>187401820
>pip

>>187401820
>pip
> the guy with a hundred of cosmetic

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>>187388589
I already made this a week ago stop making new ones

>>187402885
>that nobody plays

>>187400790
Tyra

>>187400636
>From what I've seen the facial model under it looks far better.
Where did you see that, I need it.

Ruckus has the 2nd worst WR outside of the snipers

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>>187387285
that ass is made for squeezing. Probably realy firm yet realy satisfying to touch
Ash will never be real

>>187404336

And Torvald has been the top champion since release. (barring OB44)

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>>187404172


I thought there was a better picture somewhere but this is all I can find.

>the pros were finally on my team instead of the enemy team

we did it family
we've finally won
that probably used up all my luck though, I'll never win another match again

>>187404643
Are you implying that Ruckus wasn't gutted?

>>187404779
Quite handsome.
I feel like his brows should be white though.

why do Paladins strike characters look better than Paladins lol

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>>187405429
They don't.

>>187405575
Makoa is the exception to the rule.

>>187404779
the chad support

>>187405668
>muh exception

>>187405429
But Fernando doesn't show his face there.

>>187405313
>abilities are literally impossible to miss

>>187405575
I like his crystal hook, though

New Lian slut skin WHEN???

>>187406127
And how does that relate to my post?

>>187406587
Datamining has a goddess skin for her, the question is which goddess it's going to be.

>when you meet a bronze while in plat

I hardly belived my eyes, this is the absolute state of low-rez matchmaking

>>187406792
im plat and I've never seen a bronze. I mostly get matched with diamonds

fuck I haven't been here in a LOOONG time, what's the general consensus of Strix? I love this guy

>>187406759
>its more clothes the godess

>>187406792
>plats matched with bronzes
i don't see the problem

>>187406994
It's a sniper, so fuck off.

>>187397113
>not sexing the turtle

>>187407112
o-oh ok

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>>187407243
hey, if it is your fetish

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>my team is Fernando, Jenos, Ash, Bomb King (Me) and Ying who got last pick and picked Ying, for some god unknown reason. Seemed to be the wife of the Ash player so I expected a loss already, considering Im the only real damage dealer here and I cant trust the wife who only plays to connect with her husband, which is fine BUT DONT FUCKING DO IT IN RANKED FOR GODS SAKE!
>enemy team had Makoa, Ruckus, Evie, Viktor and Serris
>Evie was level 15
>oh boy this is gonna be a stomp.
>they cap, almost deliver the payload, evie is whooping the floor with us since Ying was fucking useless
>we still somehow defended the point thanks to Ash pushing people away
>Decide to always hunt down Evie because as a Bomb King, you dont have anything better to do
>it actualy works, Evie is annoying and zip-zooms around like someone is having an epileptic attack at a gay disco but still get to kill her somehow
>we always cap, never deliver but always cap
>4-3, we won
tl;dr, analyzed the reason why we lost and fixed it. Felt amazing. Afterwards, Evie and I were both stroking each others cocks, complementing each other for the good game.
And if you have a wife, PLAY WITH HER IN CASUAL, NOT RANKED! SHE WONT BE INTO IT AND ONLY DOES IT TO PLEASE YOU, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! SHE WILL BE A LIABILITY TO THE OTHERS!

>>187407260
ayy, mermoco

>>187406792

sounds like your competitive rating is low
that's what it uses to matchmake, not your division

>>187408861

That actually explains a few things.

>>187407592
If you pay attention to how a game is developing and what players you can rely/who you should pretend is a bot your success rate will increase dramatically.

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>>187406759
>goddess skin
I hope it's like old Aphrodite.

>tfw you're a decent player and get matched with pros all the time in casual but you're too anxious to ever actually try competetive because you don't want everyone to judge your border

I would like this game a lot more if there was some way to make your stats private

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>>187396030
Now.

>>187410272

Oh, don't be so self-conscious, anon. People are going to judge you constantly whether or not you have an impressive-looking border.

I don't understand. What's the point of climbing elo if you are going to get matched with shitters on a fucking sunday afternoon?

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>tfw just won a 400/399 game without a support against a team that had one

>>187411415

Good work, anon.

They really need to rework Nocturnal (default) legendary for strix. His base invisibility duration is fine and has a lot of risk involved with using it preemptively, but with fucking Nocturnal shitters can afk in invis for entire match which is retarded. And it's not even a good legendary choice for him it's just frustrating one to play against.

No one comes into my circle :(

>>187412170
I'll cum in your circle, lover

>get absolutely, objectively dumpstered
>still win because aside from the fact that the enemy was miles better than us, they only had damagers while we sticked to the meta, and slowly but surely won by simple capping a 3/3 point.

>>187410745
>>187396030
something like Tristana/Poppy would be great

>>187411614
there is zero risk with strix's stealth

>>187387201
>playy Androxus
>get hit by Strix once
>brought to red health
epin.

>>187412630
But there is? You use stealth to go in open and search for target if if there are none you're left without it for a large amount of time, unless you use nocturnal which allows you to afk in invis forever.

>>187413275
You can spam the stealth 3 times before it runs out,and the reveal range for his stealth is miniscule

>>187412828
Good thing about Strix being added is that it's teaching people how to counterplay snipers.

>>187413417
Bullshit, you can only use it twice. Even if you shoot asap last activation wouldn't last even 2 seconds which is not enough to use defensively if somebody comes for you.

>>187404457
>someone at hirez worked hard to make that ass
>it won't show up in game

https://twitter.com/Drawmaevedraw/status/901811822638100481
>smoke tentacles

>>187413460
no, it only further enhance the fact that being able to shoot instantly out of stealth is unbalanced and not fun, for both him and skye.

>>187413595
that's a pretty cool idea.

>>187413595
that looks so much more creative then the last 3 champs we've gotten excluding lian

>>187412828
>Androxus just flanks and gets a free kill

>>187413558
Literally just tested it in the practice range and you can spam it 3 times in a row,and still have ample time to get out

>>187413783
>excluding lian
she's literally some generic dynasty warriors bitch

>>187413595
Is that a HxH reference?

>>187413925
If you shoot 1 second after going into invisilbility twice you're left with 1.5 seconds on third activation. But it's rarely possible to acquire target in 1 second especially if you use invis behind the counter instead of going out in open and then using invis like a dumb retard.

>>187414230
But the side slit.

>>187413783
if the next champ looks as uninspired as Jenos and Strix I'd be very disappointed(but not really surprised).

>>187414421
hornys get out

>>187413810
>flank
>he can quickscope and swap if I miss at all

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WHERE IS THE VAMPIRE CHAMPION MARTINI?

>>187414987
>he misses
lol

>>187413810
>androxus comes to flank you
>go invis shoot him for 1400+
>swap to pistol and start shooting
>kill him in 3 shots if he doesnt use reversal
>if he sues reversal go invis again and swap bac kto sniper rifle
>kill him instantly as reversal ends
Easy script for dealing with androxus, he's probably easiest flanker for strix to play against.

>>187415085
What would they even do? Have something like Maeve's pounce but they bite the victim and give them some kind of debuff?

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maeve

>>187416585
Bat transformation. Bat attack akin to TF2's bat spells that gives bleeding. she could be an edgy support. ultimate is turn into a bat, aims into a teammate throught walls or whatever, and fly to him at very high speed, then once you land on him you create a very powerful barrier for you, your teammate, and it has a huge knockback on landing. Something like Muriel ult's in Paragon if you want to visualize.

>North American Server
>no one speaks English

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>>187416585
They could be a flank/damage centered around debuffing and crowd control in general.
>M1
I have no fucking idea, maybe a mini machine gun or something that has a huge spread and decent damage.
>E
Some kind of stun ability where they jump on somebody and begin sucking their blood, which drains their HP but heals Mr. Vampire champion.
They drain the exact amount of HP they are missing, as in if he's a 2k HP hero and misses 1k HP and the person he jumps on has 1k left, he could kill them.
Of course, both Mr. Vampire and his victim can't move while this happens, meaning a teammate could kill him and save the victim.
>F
Mr. Vampire creates a pool of blood from his own blood that poisons anybody that comes in contact with it.
But to create said pool of blood, he has to sacrifice some of his HP.
>M2
Izanami's Spectral Projection. Just steal her spectral projection and put it on this fuck.
>Ult
I have no idea.

>>187418006
m1: throwing small pikes?

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Please shoot me.

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>>187418292

>>187418242
That could work, but I don't want it to be like Skye's weapon.
Also I'm half asleep, the E is actually the Q.

>>187418006
M1 could be a pistols. What about some kind of fantasy CZ/Dual elite? Tec-9?
One thing i know, is that we need more verticality in this game, so she should have some thing that jump her in the air, no more skye/lex/lian/torvald stuck to the ground without speed. Her F you suggested is ways too generic and it's basically a copy of Tyra Firebomb.

>strix could have been an Owl-man like Makoa or something
>Jeno's could have been a deep-space eldritch abomination

boy im glad they added a fucking sniper

>>187419149
Glad they added a sniper that does a metric fuck ton of damage with both weapons

>>187419140
man, what is Jenos was some kind of cthulu? that would have been amazing with the tentacle and all.

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>>187419140
Would've been neat if Jenos looked something like an ethereal.

>>187419012
Man, I didn't really put any thought to that idea, I just want a qt Vampire champion. They could rip-off both DIO and Hellsing Alucard for all I care, just give me a Vampire champ.
Also
>Copy of Tyra firebomb
That's the true and honest Hi-rez character creation model. Take parts from old champions and either make them shittier or better then bam! New champion.

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>>187418292
there are another 3GB once you reach 100%. Have fun.

>>187415085
>tfw a strix is a blood sucking owl

>>187419798
it's honestly not a bad thing imo, i said it in another thread but i think this allows for better team comp and meta. X character that is not picked may be picked up once X meta rises because people are tired of it. Also because i love playing with new thing, new weapon and ability. I hate mirror match too, so having a tons of character help with not having mirror match, playing against someone who also plays your character suck.

i wanna see a TEC-9 fantasy too so it's okay

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>>187389352
>option to pounce twice
That was me and I'd say replacing one of her terrible pounce cards with increased pounce distance would help her a bit.
>>187391974
Seris, Seris, Lian and more Seris
>>187406792
>tfw played against a master and regularly play against plats as a gold
Really makes me think
>>187415085
>ult is he absorbs all the damage taken for like 2 secs throw back 50% of it in a radius explosion of ''blood'' (I'm an idiot)
>or he calls on a large swarm of bats to attack (read above)
>or he turns into a vampire lord like that spell vampires have in skyrim (read above, pic related)
>lmb is like torvald, it sucks, and it has a set amount of life steal it does (caut would hard counter this so not op)
>rmb is a debuff he can cause to people that he has ''marked'' with his lmb, a stun or a slow or something (like seris marked not tyra marked)
>Q is generic movement skill, maybe he turns into a bat and flys for a bit (like willos flutter or whatever it's called)
>F throws a large wooden stake that cripples
>or summons a small swarm of bats that cause fear
CC heavy, would force the enemy team to take resilience, could probably carry and would probably be a ban.
now that I think about it most of what I said is a spell used by vampire lords in skyrim

>>187419493
Yeah, exactly. They've been so lazy with the designs.

>>187420460
I doubt they would want to go this crazy but if you took that ethereal design, made it look like there's some pillars of creation shit going on under the wrappings with a star for one of his eyes or something I think it could've really matched the whole theme he has going on. Probably way easier for me to just post about it on /palg/ though.

>>187420450
Legendary cards would be
>increased health, CC immunity during ult (assuming it's vampire lord)
>increases the time of all his CC by 1 or 2 seconds (maybe 3 since resilience would hard counter all of his CC anyway)
>increased life drain on his lmb (would probably be his default)
I also have another idea for his rmb, instead of a set debuff maybe it's random, since like blood loss can cause sluggish movement and passing out (cripple and stun)
>or his rmb now has a set debuff (stun) and does more damage or something

>garbage team
-fernando who stood on the objective maybe 5 seconds total

What goes through these people's heads? Why not just play a flanker if you want to play a flanker?

Not worth playing this without at least 1 friend right? I find myself dumpstered pretty hard every other game or so, climbing is a chore, I should be happy I go 1/1 win/lose.

>>187421648
because flankers are shit

>>187421648
Because Nando is a better flanker that most flankers right now.

Getting stomped again. It ain't fun playing alone, I feel like many odds are needlessly against me and like I'm swimming against the current.

>>187422674
Just play Zoidberg Ghrok

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>wanted to buy northern Cassie outfit
>already had timber braid
>shop said I needed to shell out 100 crystals
>go on match with Cassie
>the outfit was 25 crystals

Why was the discount only in the match shop but not the lobby shop?

nice how i got zhin and owl skins when i just want Ash yellow hair, i dont even gave those 2 unlocked

So does he lurk here? And if he doesn't why would he choose to LEWD MAEVE

I'm not shilling this vid

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>>187424356
i'm retarded

>>187424356
What are you on about

>>187420460
I've read of a few people say they keep the designs kinda lame because people will have more incentive buying skins
Idk if it's true but damn so many designs could look so much better, like this ethereal Jenos idea. What's up with this game and nearly every champ being humans?

>>187424546
Are we on the list?

>>187424356
>>187424546
Can someone post that art by the way? I've seen it on here before but forgot to save it. Asking for a friend

>>187424546
> raynday
what's his competitive rank again?

>>187424356
>>187424546
Stop shilling your channel.

>>187424970
>raynday needs to shill

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>>187424745

Can I Ash spam my way into competitive wins?

>>187425434
>tfw already fapped to this picture

>tfw team loses 0/4 against fucking TWO snipers and Buck
How can you be this bad

>>187425434
Thanks
More quality Maeve art when?

>>187425609
You say that like it's weird

>>187425598
you will be fucked if someone picks her, which happens more often in higher tiers, don't be a monochamp ranked player

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>>187399512
>French accent is bad
I have a extreme hard-on for girls with french accent. It's one of the reason why I still use her these days aside from I find her to be fun.

>>187424881
last patch he said plat.

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What is this stance called?

>>187426000
the ol'snekaroo

>>187426000
Sweet embrace of death.

>>187426000
the virgin reptile
also
>checked

>>187392925
>EVIE HAS THIGH HIGHS
FUCKING HI REZ
YOU JUST HAD ONE JOB

>>187426000
The hoopsnake

>>187426000
ippty hoppty, out of my property

>>187426543
And they didn't give her the underwear I expected.

>>187424881
>>187425993
Diamond 1

He is shameless to the point its concerning.

>>187426000

MMMMM WHATCHA SAYYYYYYY

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>>187415085
Is it gay to fap to girl-lucard or not?

>>187425951
>>187399512
man why do people says it's a french accent
i'm french and i personally think she has a very very strong german accent
it's not bothering me thought, i can claim her for myself

>>187426798
He got carried by prettyhair

>>187427757

Super gay, anon. But that shouldn't stop you.

So when I calibrate will it be fucked because I can't carry my shitty teams in calibration despite being the best person on the team?

>>187425913
I only like front line though

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>>187427757
It's still an old romanian vampire man that looks like a little girl, so yes.
Martini when are we getting an old man that looks like a little girl champion? I would main the fuck out of him.
Give him 50 skins, I'll buy them all.

And no, Maeve is NOT an old man.

>>187427759
maeve has a french accent as fuck. the steam demon androxus has a german accent

>>187428520
Those condoms seem very small

>>187429060
Ying only likes /ss/

>>187428684
Maeve doesn't really sound French, though I agree she doesn't sound German either.
t. another baguette

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>>187428520
Delete this picture. Right now.

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When will /he/ be released?

>>187429225
maybe it is because she never speaks french
>>187429857
never my friend

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>>187426000

>>187429225
>Maeve doesn't really sound French, though I agree she doesn't sound German either.
She's not really either one, so it's good enough I guess.

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>>187429857
>no Count Dracula champ

>>187429857
It's time to give up.
Even if he will be released, he will either look like autistic owlman but worse, or girlycard 2: loli bongaloo.

Is Skye the best way of dealing with Strix? Sneak up on him, drop a smoke bomb, laugh at him panicking and forgetting to use flare. Feels like pottery, stealth cancer vs cancer

>>187430276
It's like they intentionally avoid my money.

>>187430417
>not wanting loli noble vampire

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>>187430276
They should literally put him in the game. Either a vampire girl or him, nothing in between.

> no magician prestidigitation illusionist character

>>187430907
Basically Vampy from Shadowverse?

How fucking long are the queue times for this

>>187429857
How cool would a vampiric frontliner be? He could steal health and convert it into shields and shit
He could throw colonies of bats as his attack, passing through enemies like Seris's orbs, but they'd return to him with stolen health
Eh, we probably won't get a vampire ever

>>187430907
>wanting Hi-rez to make a Evie Remodel tier model for a qt loli vampire
When will Hi-rez let the chinks remodel and design every single champ? Just look at Strike, it looks better than the original game, with some nice animations.

>>187431308
Which mode?