/palg/ Paladins (& SMITE) general

I want to be serenaded by Fernando's gracious words!

Maeve a shit

WHERE ARE THE PALADINS LEWDS

I HAVE WAITED AN ETERNITY FOR RUCKUS BEING HOISTED BY TENTACLES

so uh, what exactly is Ash supposed to do? Like she drops the shield but people can just shoot over it.. I don't really understand. and her right click is really weird since it actually forces you to load a shot in, making it take awhile so you can't use it asap.
Am I missing something? Is she low tier or what

>>187102679
Maeve uses a litterbox

>>187102706
the only way you're getting that is if you commission it

>>187102710

She's very high tier. Good survival, good damage, good escape, good utility. Forces enemy Frontline to rush resilience.

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So, /palg/, did you sign up?

>>187102872
Majority of artists are slave to the blizzjew though

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WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO CASSIE

>>187102952
none can resist the greenjew though

>>187102926
No, it looks terrible.

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Just got a whisper from a guy to get cancer mid game. Guess his champ and mine.

>>187102710
She's shit. Don't listen to the waifufags trying to justify her.

>>187102983
chink'd

If I don't get into hand of the gods alpha by tomorrow i'm playing nothing but kinessa in all my ranked games

>>187102926
>mobile game

No thanks

>>187103054
you were lex/lian and he was viktor?

>>187103054
His: Maeve
Yours: Strix

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how do i get out of bronze in ranked?

>>187103054

How do you see whispers mid-game? Whenever I get them in a match it just says "type /r to reply to whisper" and doesn't actually tell you what the message says.

>servers down in 30 minutes
>while tournament is underway

>>187103280
Possess more than 19 braincells

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Did you know that I love her above all else and want to spend my life at her side? Because I do.

>>187103498
Shoo

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>>187102926
I did because I want to see how much they changed the models like in >>187102983 .

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>tfw you're a good player but too anxious to ever play ranked
>forever solo casual

>>187103498
G R O H K E D

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>>187103691
The only one that got Grohk'd is Evie.

>>187102983

looks a little goofy but still an improvement over the pigfaced whore we have now

>>187103861
/palg/ay time already?

>>187103856
Evie is like 4 feet tall, he'd split her in half

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Just a reminder, make sure you don't get caught while in a match.

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>>187103861
She may look like a slut, but inside she's just a little girl.

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My thread

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that pip skin though

hnnnggg

>>187104251
wtf they got alpha pip as a skin already

>>187104178
>>187103954

Actually pigface was the operative descriptor in this situation, in-game cassie looks she has bovine parentage.

>>187102983
ok that hirez employee must have lied, even if the developers really are from hi-rez, its VERY obvious that at the very least all the art assets are coming from tencent.

>>187103172
>>187103178
He was Styx, I was Skye. Takes one meme champ to beat another.
>>187103308
You see the player's name in chat. And afterward the /r to reply.

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If the mobile game has better models I'm going to lose my shit.

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Annnnnnnnnnnd, Mercy Rework.

Yes, her ultimate works like a particular winged champion's ultimate, unlimited ammo and all.

Not sure if it's a prank or not.

>>187104609
anon....

>>187104251
is this out already?

>>187104674
stay in overwatch gen

>>187104674
but that's nothing like Drogoz?

>>187104416
Takes a pig to know a pig i guess

>>187104689
Tell me doctor, are they shit or not?

>>187104015
She would freeze his dick and snap it off.

>>187104945
Hot

>>187104851
Lizards don't have wings.

It's Willo he's talking about. Unlimited ammo and flight, hello?

>>187104856

I have several degrees in swine identification
I am the foremost expert in the world

>>187104674
No reload is really more impactfull that it seems on paper. Especially on someone that has a lot of DPS. So it could be a good buff. What is the cool down on E?

>>187104674
Listen, Anon, we already discussed it before. Thomas Holt, the time travelling spy stole blizzard's idea to make Willo's ultimate.

>>187103280
Aren't bronze players worse than bots?

>>187105135
After this i am not sure on which side he is.

To me it seems like he slowly wants to transform Overwatch to Paladins.

>>187105027
http://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/reptiles/d/draco-lizard/

>>187105110
30 seconds, 10 seconds when ulting.

Ult lasts 20 seconds and refreshes all cooldown when activated. This will probably bring their Tank Meta back.

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First for bring Scylla to paladins!

>>187105135
Man, I wonder what else did Holt steal?
Is Seris the future Overwatch hero? Maeve? Lian? Lex? Ying?
We shall never know.

I'm drawing Maeve (again) next.

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>>187104609
is that a jojo reference

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>>187105671
Neat

>>187105493
I want pedophiles to leave

>>187105671
draw a loli oc champ

>>187105238

Well, let's see.

>nerf a damage mitigating ability on a damage mitigating tank for damage
check

>replace an ultimate with a self-buff ultimate that is present in our winged fairy
check

next up they'll end up replacing scatter arrow with impaler arrow.

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>>187105671
I already did!

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>>187105772
Here we go again, I want reddit to leave!

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>>187105702
Maybe.

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>>187105817
DELETE

>>187105919
lolis are for everyone, anon

>>187102926
I'm only signing up in case there is some skin you can only get in pc version by playing this.
>inb4 it's black gundam nando

Everyone is playing tanks in the smite adventure to get throw kills, who is the best tank shredder in smite?

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>>187105671
Draw a loli version of a male champ.

>>187105534
Ying will be coming to overwatch soon. But as a male.

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>>187105671
Make a Maeve version of this.

>>187105919
Thats a horrible drawing.

>>187103656
Just find a friend that is good and both do it at once.

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>>187106151
You are a horrible but your mum still loves you.

>>187103093
t. bronze shitter

>>187106584
Does Maeve have a mum?

>>187105671
Draw Ash in elegant summer dress

>>187107116
No, she grew up in the city alleys, servicing old men for food.

>>187106584
Atleast mine loves me unlike yours

How big is the damage difference between architechtonics and tinkerin?

>>187106151
You're wrong.

How long servers will be down? I want my dose of low-intellectual gameplay before I go to sleep.

I WANT JENOS ULT TO BE FASTER, EVEN IF ITS 0.2 SECONDS FASTER THAT WOULD BE A GODSEND.
IT BRINGS ME BACK TO THE DAYS WHEN I USED TO SNIPE FOOLS WITH COMBAT GIRL, BUT ITS JUST TOOO FUCKING SLOW!!!!! EVEN THE BEST JENOS PLAYER IN THE WORLD CANT USE IT CORRECTLY HALF THE TIME!

>>187102710
Because every team needs two tanks and other tanks are too situational or map-dependent (Inara, Torvald), she's an excellent comfort pick.

she has a shitton of health and survivability through battering ram. She can chase after people, drop a shield in front of them, and bully them out, but her charge is best used as an escape once she drops low. She can push people around and has decent range. Even if her damage is fairly low, it's consistent and she uses cauterize well. She's often picked in ESPORTS and competitive due to her reliability. You shouldn't pick her if your team has too much resilience bait or your team needs a more damaging tank (Barik, Ruckus, etc).

However, she has the lowest winrate of any tank.

>>187107280
What about old women?

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>>187105671
That should be fun.
Maybe like this staring at the more busty champs

No fat female champion? What shit game is this we are talking abouts?

>>187107280
*stealing from people.

>>187107232
this this THIS

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playing Skye is fun
Though her new debilitate has made her other legendaries useless. It's just too good, and kills way faster.

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>>187107550
>mfw triple kill in the tunnel with Jenos ult on Ice Mines at 3-3 points and we won

>>187102952
Anyone can do whatever you want, for the right price

>>187107586
Anyone really, a friend told me that for a fresh fish she would do ANYTHING.

>>187107518
Just stop by overwatch

How meta changed since OB57? Is Lex now S-tier?

>>187107674
Yeah that's what she tells her new crew.

>>187107439
I'm not.

>>187107382
Barik's DPS with architectronics and two turrets (assuming no headshots):
>500 shotgun + 180 + 180 = 860
>With headshots = 1110

Barik's DPS with tinkering and two turrets:
>650 shotgun + 150 + 150 = 950

What it doesn't tell you is that Tinkering has insane range before fall-off, while his default shotgun's range is tiny. Architectronics is better if you can't aim or you want a little more survivability due to healing station uptime. Tinkering is better otherwise.

>>187108057
what's bad about it?

>>187108057
The artstyle is horrible

>>187108379
meant for>>187108248

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@187108379

>>187105238
Snowstorm and 148p Productions are obviously in kahootz.
>Caplin
>Kaplan
They can fool everyone else, but they can't fucking fool me.

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>>187108247
not skipping but I really want it to be over
also fuck you mods I was talking about palameme skins you can't just delete my posts
>>187107550
pair it with a slow or a cripple you dum dum

Wish JJBA never got popular. It's been a shitshow ever since the series aired.

>3 supporters in my team

>>187108572
I care not for thy (You)s.
I'm merely expressing mine opinion

could mods start deleting overwatch posts?

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I HATE WAIFUS

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>>187109101
I like both, they're both fun video games, what do you like about the videogame Paladins by HiRez Entertainment?

>>187108245
Thanks. I'm cool with architechtonics when I have time to set up my turrents, but pushing into a defense is what bothered me.

>>187109505
I like maeve

>>187109101
No, because we aren't corporate cucks like the blizzarddrones.

>>187109584
Nice me too

>>187109429
get a load of this fucking dweeb

>>187109505
I like Ash and want her to shove my head between her thighs and suffocate me until I black out

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>>187108701
We all did, we all did.
Also on topic of meme-rez, who will get the gay skin?

>>187109429
>western game
>waifu

You are probably too much of a brainlet to even know the etymology.

LOL PALADINS MOBA

>>187109505
I like the fact pace, and yes i also don't mind occasional OW post.

>>187109878
Only Fernando (wants to fuck all the girls), Barik (has a lot of kids) and Skye (wants to fuck everything) are confirmed to NOT be gay, right? Plus I reckon Grover and Androxus are asexual

>>187110278
Androxus seems pretty gay, like Skeletor

>>187110278
Fernando's gotta be bi.
It doubles his chances of getting laid!

>>187110278
The only thing we have confirmed is that there is a gay character. Remember Tracer from OW.

>>187110278
>>187110513
>>187110553
>>187110591
It's gonna be Sha Lin, you know it to be true

>>187110591
Pretty sure Chu only did that because he wanted to kill the Tracer/Genji shipping since he's a hardcore Genji/Mercy shipper. Also, i find it very hard to care about lore in either game. Does Paladins even have a story?

>>187110591
it'll be maeve

>>187110740
Nothing yet set in stone. Except Ruckus being an ex-mining slave and Boltanis being a dead elf.

>>187110740
Evie is immortal, Fernando is self appointed, umm Lian is some queen or some shit and Ruckus was Barik's slave. T

That is about all i know.

>>187110740
>Does Paladins even have a story?
Soon™

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Damn, it's like I never left /owg/

>its confirmed willo > mercy
GODDAMN LO REZ DID SOMETHING RIGHT

>>187110740
>tfw you will never add your asian self-insert to a multi-billion dollar game then have him fuck a white girl

>>187110278
>Barik (has a lot of kids)

wait where was this?

What do female dwarves look like?

>>187110740
They've dropped tidbits of lore during champion reveals. Other than that you can look at titles, voice lines(used and unused) and some card art, to kind of get a basic idea of the world/characters.

Is it possible to get an hexa kill in an actual game?

>>187111526
yeah

>>187111526
You have to be at their spawn and time it right.

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hmmm

>>187111757
this is what happens when you sell out to the nexon jew

>>187111757
>>187111941
I tried the open beta/demo and it's pretty lame, for something that sells itself on player movement it's not that satisfying. Also the TTK is way too high for a game like that and only the gunslinger felt like it had a satisfying skillcap. They also added an assassin that makes Maeve look like fucking truestyle DMC4 in comparison.

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>>187111757
no cute girls killed my interest

>>187111340
I dunno, Mercy gets a lot more out of her new ult than willo does. namely, multi-tethered healing, reduced cooldowns, increased revive range...
Willo's doesn't even reset her skill cooldowns.

>>187112197
both looks ugly to me

Quick, what is your ingame sensitivity and reticle type? Mine 30cm/360, dot.

>>187112034
>for something that sells itself on player movement it's not that satisfying
This is pretty much a rule. An FPS that bases itself on "unique" movement mechanics is either going to be an extreme niche title that requires a PhD in vidya physics to play well, or a pointless gimmick that doesn't add much (like Brink).

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>>187111757

All of them that I could think of.

>>187112287
they are but they deliberately made her even more ugly without giving a reason

>>187112351
You forgot Tribes.

niggers

>>187112261
Willo doesn't need skill cooldowns when her autos deal massive damage

>>187110740
It soon will have, and it's gonna be the best fucking story you've ever read. It'll blow every vidya story you've ever heard right out of the water!
Hell I bet it'll become a instant modern classic in fantasy/sci-fi literature, the deep breathtaking story and the lively characters make that a guarantee!

>>187112593
Well, yeah, but it's nice to spam seedlings too, in addition to blanket firing.

Why is paladins having a phone app AND why it's a moba? did Hi-rez already forgot about Smite?

>>187112515
fuck off Tribesfag, no one cares.

>>187112351
How is Dirty Bomb? they escaped Nexon right?

>>187112745
Apparently the last patch killed it again by adding a character that just instawins 1v1s.

>>187112704
I think they've given up until season 5 hopefully not forever.

>>187112672
>it's nice to spam seedlings
please don't be lewd

>>187112704
smite was never popular

>>187112704
it's being developed by some shitty chinese company, not hirez.

>>187112704
SMITE got the Duelist-clone for mobile while Paladins got the MOBA-lite

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>>187112745

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>>187112871
thats where ur wrong kiddo

You know, I hope one day HiRez would develop a co-op game. Clone Warframe or Dauntless or something.

>>187112295
Basically the same sens but I use precise. I've tried using dot before but I prefer the open space in the middle with the precise crosshairs.

>>187113108
They say that but the splash art are Chinese made and the in-game model looks more like the 3d models you usually find in asian MMOs/mobile games.

>>187113250
they could just rip off fortnite since that game was a disaster, lo rez already has the good characters for it

>>187113250
Rumour mill right now is that the PvE mode on The List Hi-Rez posted to reddit is the upcoming old siege mode.

So, guys. Skin idea for Cassie.
"Southern Watch", and it's basically her wearing Daisy Dukes, a flannel shirt tied at the midriff, and cowboy boots, with her hair out of braids. Maybe she's wearing a stetson.
Ziggs would be a Redtail hawk or similar breed of raptor. (or a chicken just for giggles)

>>187112295
800 dpi 3 ingame
green crosshairs

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>>187110553
So there's a chance...

>>187113408
doesn't necessarily mean that the entire game was produced by tencent - they could've just have used some artists from them but not much else

>>187113423
Wait, why is it a disaster? I haven't been following news about Fortnite and I was waiting for the F2P next year.

>>187103498
At her side watching her get pounded by others?

>>187113250
I don't know if it would be a good idea but I would like to see a digital wargame. kind like Malifaux or Guild Ball for sport themed games.

>>187113868
>Malifaux
Woah, never thought I'd see anyone else who knows about Malifaux. I'd love to see Malifaux's setting used for a game.

Now if any HiRez employee is browsing this place, please check out Malifaux and make a Death Marshall character/skin for Paladins.

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Have you done your part as a blunderbuss Barik to poop on snipers today?

>>187113785
basically grindy p2w shallow trash even though it costs people money to buy in now
when it goes f2p people might be more lenient but who knows

>>187111757
>>187112351
Worst thing about LawBreakers is that it has some fun abilities/heroes. The modes are just shit and people defend them over muh nostalgia.

Wish Gigantic was more popular. Fun game.

>>187114089
is a small world my friend. I'm a sucker for board games and I'm proud of it.
do you have Vassal?

>>187114120
>be stone mommy
>shit on snipers
ITS
TOO
EASY

>>187114391
Too bad the only game mode in that game is actually boring. The characters are pretty much unloveable though which ruins the entire potency of a hero brawler.

>>187114391
Gigantic runs like shit on low-end computers and it won't get popular if it keeps up like this.

>>187114538
Does Inara's cripple legendary work on Strix's stealth?

>>187114314
I doubt it, Paragon is also choking to death, Epic is trying to kill themselves or something.

>>187114583
Can you download webm for retards or something? A 2fps almost 4mb .gif file at that resolution is ridiculous

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>>187111385
>What do female dwarves look like?

>>187114679
>Paragon is also choking to death
Paragon was choking my computer to death goddamn I thought it would be another accessible moba but that shit is demanding apparently.

>>187112704
I was actually looking forward to a MOBA paladins but on PC, not shitty mobile shit.

>>187114679
sorry, im retarded

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>>187113809
Why do you insist on being so mean?

>>187114802

Well, it's basically made to advertise their engine, isn't it? Seems inevitable that they'd appeal largely to players with super-high-end machines.

>>187110740
>chu
>gook
>is obsessed with shipping an asian with an aryan woman
no words

>>187114583
Yes, I've only had one game on bird person but its a complete joke. Feels like I'm using an AWP on a 24/7 dust2 newb server.

>>187114997
Nigga it's you saying that shit not me

>>187114391
Lawbreakers' characters looks fucking ugly. Overwatch gained a lot of fans because the characters are appealing. Paladins got a lot of fans mainly because "lol OW clone" but also because they also have pretty good waifus.

>>187114456
Sadly, I don't. Plus I haven't really played any board games for quite some time now. I used to play Malifaux, Warmachine and WH40k. Tried some Infinity too, that has some cool units.

>>187115001
It isn't all that visually impressive in-game though which is the weird part because Unreal tends to be very good at handling detail vs performance.
Could have just been me, but even while I played the core gameplay loop wasn't at all enjoyable. Was a more rigid smite effectively. Loved the maps being somewhat vertical though.

>>187114914
You are the target audience for that program then, seriously it is really easy to convert gifs to WEBMs, drag and drop.

>>187115202
I know this is off topic but who cares.
you should give a look to Guild ball is basically what you get if you mix Malifaux + Blood bowl. really good game and with some really well thought rules/balance

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someone posted this on reddit
what is this?

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Add loli champs

>>187115562
>skyes ass edited out

oy vey

>>187115562
>cutting out the fat skye ass

Why tho

>>187115562

Apparently they're releasing a twinstick shooter/sort-of moba on mobile-alpha signups are now available.

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>>187115562
Fernando looks mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMgwYUt2uzc

>>187115652
>>187115660
are redditards really so politically correct they censor images like that

>>187115652
>>187115660
He probably wanted to skip the trigger warning "sexual objectification".

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>>187115562
uncucked version

>>187115619
pedos go away

but yeah, I'd like a cute loli champ, she doesn't need to be sexualized. some people just like cute characters why does it have to be connected to sexuality?

>>187115202

Infinity, that's that one Spanish-made wargame, right? Shitloads of Warframe-looking cyber commandos?

>>187113447
Terrible.
I would definitely buy it.

>>187116229
eyup. that's the game

>>187116174
>everyone doing the exactly same pose
lmao

>>187116214
>says he wants loli champs added, nothing else
>suddenly bringing up sexuality

no, anon, you are the pedo

>>187116174
is she wearing a diaper
i know gooks don't have asses but can't they just look it up on google or something

>>187102926

What even the hell is it?

>>187116174
>Flanks attacking tank
>Victor only using one hand for his gun
>Ying clone is just Pink and not healing
>Skye in a diaper
>Fernando looks like he has to take a shit
F- See me after class.

>>187116297
now if only they'd fix the emotes so you could get the most out of it.

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>tfw Flashpoint picks BUCK
CHEW BUBBLEGUM WHILE KICKING ASS.

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>>187116214
>some people just like cute characters
this

>>187102983

Well, they remembered the tits.

>>187104674
didnt we have a resurrect ability for the leaked paladin?
i bet blizzard is watching our leaks just to know what to take

>>187116862
Phoenix. Self-revive ability, similiar to Phoenix to Dirty Bomb.

Think we're getting Demon next though.

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>>187116214
Cute is best. This is fact

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Leaked champion.

>if I pick Maeve I will have fun playing her and she's also cute
>but I have good chances to lose the game
What do

>>187116710
Fuck you

>>187116632

>>187115786

>>187117718
Play Evie, you'll have fun AND win games (well more than with Maeve)

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>>187116214
Just bring Scylla to paladins, you can even be your usual lazy self hirez.

>Win enough games to get the Deep Space chest.
>It's Cutthroat

Just fucking kill me.

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>>187118497
second

>>187118582
Well they are obviously saying you should lose some.

>>187117326

Thought it was Lazarus? Or did they give it a new name already?

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>>187118582
hey atleast you didnt get an emote from the free one and more emotes from the next 3 that you did buy
could always be worse anon

>>187118738
are you the new ">still no classy vampire..." guy?

>>187118738
inb4 >Aisling clone

>>187118738
>auto aim garbo as a primary fire
Stopped reading right there.

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Holy fuck, lowest settings look fucking hilariously disgusting

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>>187119006
You still have to aim at each new target to summom a minion, it works more like a turret that you can pick targets for opening tactical opportunities, you can either distribute damage (and maybe cauterize) among several targets or concentrate on a high priority one, the ultimate follows the same theme, target prioritization or wider area control.

>>187112351

Why is quake champions so low?

https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/6/67/Evie_SP_Intro_2_b.ogg

I FUCKING LOVE EVIE!

>>187119446
just entered early access plus being f2p once it leaves ea

>>187119446

It's thirty USD for early access right now.

>>187119541
>I just want to live a normal life without having to blow everybody
what did she mean by this?

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>>187119332
you fucking pussy

>>187119541
Evie is edgy and annoying. She is the one step up from bottom rung maeve.

>>187119782

Lord have mercy.

>>187119782
playing on 2005 toaster?

>>187117827
I hate to play against that cunt though, I don't want to become what I hate. Also she isn't as cute as Maeve

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>the iq of damage players

>>187119849
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/e/e2/Evie_TR_Idle_1_f.ogg

Tell me this isn't cute.

>>187119782
what button makes those stats appear?

PLAY SMITE

>>187119782
Oh shit Paladins has been around since the PS1? I guess HiRez was right all along.

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>>187120013
f9 nigga

>>187120025
give me a reason to

>>187120013
Only cute part is like the last second and a half. The is like a cheese grater on the soul my brother. SO ANNOYING. Cutest character goes to Buck.

>>187119516
Also a thing to notice. Fernando's head isn't rendered when the helmet is on. The head disappears, and appears when the helmet lifts up. Just go watch him at the training stage and notice the visor is pitch black, but the face appears just before the helmet pops up.

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>>187120013
wtf I love Evie now?

>>187120025

Are Cu Chulainn and Fenrir good?

>>187119849
What did Maeve do to you man?

>>187119945
>Hold the fuck up.jpg

>>187120264
shit up every game I am in. Every single one. Its like there are two consistent variables in my lost games. Myself. And Maeve. So by logical conclusion with me being a paladongs god its all her fault every loss every time.

Also she has no tits or ass and shits in a litterbox.

>>187119945
Kek how does that even happen?

Maeve's butt

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>>187119516
The cool kids still do this, right?

>>187119945
You mean nimble on strix?

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You open the door one late evening and you are greeted by Maeve dressed like this. What do?

This one went quicker than expected. Posted here first for feedback and stuff before heaving over to deviantArt, eh?

Also I love Maeve...

>>187120495
Instead of removing his head to put the helmet on, it shrinks the head and puts the helmet over it. The helmet isn't in the right place for some reason.

>>187120247
Never played them, I only instalock Loki

>>187119945
>too intelligent to do damage

>>187120625
kick her out the door like the stray that she is.

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>>187120625

>>187119782
literal glowing weed man
how do we stop this

>>187120625
I make her lose her virginity which coincidentally also means I would lose mine.

>>187119782
>41 FPS
Literally how?

if i do /shot where are my pictures saved?

>>187121161
To which I ask: has science gone too far?

>>187120625
Pat her on the head

>>187121187
>her virginity
Anon...that cat is already out of the bag, if you catch my drift.

>&smite
I said, stop this meme

>>187107232
Yep, that is what I'll do next. I'll also have her appear genuinely happy. Ash is moody all the time, why not relax a little?

>>187103280
how are you able to comunicate with us?

>>187121809
No.

>>187121496
YES
FOR HEAVENS SAKE YES

>>187121469
docs > my games > pals live > chaos game >screenshots > win32
i think

>>187121809
The Smite general was kind enough to include Paladins and get cucked by it, its the least you can do

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>be drogoz
>serpent beach
>enemy team is skye, cassie, strix, ruckus, and inara
>ruckus has mobilitty leggo
>end up getting chased around the map by ruckus while skye cassie and strix use their invisiblity/sniping powers to ensure complete map control

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Any tips on how to do good as Lian?
Every time I tried her so far has been met with either a flank or a tank running up to me and proceeding to melt me in seconds while I can't get any distance with that stupid slide.
Also, I can't quite put my finger on why, but shooting her rifle just feels off somehow.
Solo only diamond btw

did drogo get nerfed
why are so many failing to land his ult like wtf

>>187104674
>>187105135
We need to stop him from doing more timeline shenanigans

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>>187121809
Stop your life, I welcome our smitebros.

>>187122540
next hero is confirmed a mirror wielder support who teleports

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>when you try to take a peek at Scylla pantsu

>>187122360
shoot her rifle at wall at medium distance
just actually watch the crosshair
it does this weird jump thing after you shoot idk why
maybe its just me

>>187122546
only the scylla posters

>>187122360
Precision leggo, max out the cards that give reduced CD on elims and reduced slide CD by using grace, geegee.

>>187122983
I hate how she twitches multiple times like shooting recoil while she reloads, she just feels terrible to use

>>187119782
Didn't knew that Paladins took place in Chernobyl.

>smgen's back
i missed you lads.
How goes the eternal ranked climb?

>>187122173
no, we were bullied, we need to bully now, fuck moba fags, this includes the ratrde palabros who fall fot the chinese bait

>>187122546
retards out

>>187123845

I think most people are disaffected by the rather lackluster adventure running.

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>>187103856
sure thing

>>187122319
>be drogoz
>take fusillade
>take lc2
>spit on ruckus
>3 shot ruckus
>shit salvos on squishies
>ensure complete map control
apply yourself, silver babby.

>>187124153
>adventure
That's a grandiose term for arena with holes

>>187122846
makes my almonds go nuts

>>187124153
>by the rather lackluster adventure running.
I like it, desu.
The dungeon crawler one was interesting but it really shows how shit HR's UE version is with all the frequent frame drops. It's a simple but fun concept. And now Geb's no longer useless for a short time.

>>187124238
>not taking wyrm jets for fun points
might as well just call it a day and go play hitscan at that point

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>>187124004
>mfw brainlets near me

>>187124662
>being this delusional
Ash a best, take your unresolved paternal instincts somewhere else, fag

>>187124895
>not wanting a cute loli that comes with free dogs

>>187124984
I hate dogs tho

>>187125137
OK, Muhammad

>>187125137
then youre just a subhuman.

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>>187124662
>cropping out the full pic
lol?

>>187125425
he did for a reason because the full pic is shit.

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So! How's your experience with Strix, /palg/? How do you like playing as him? How do you like playing against him? Any builds you find particularly useful or infuriating?

why must pedos infest our general? isn't there an entire board where you can go to post whatever sick perversion you want?

>team has two damage champions
>do more damage than both of them combined

Maybe I should just start leaving more casual matches.

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>chingchongs once again have better art

>>187125570
Not really a fan of adding another sniper, he's a pretty boring pubstomper. Kinessa is better and more fun.

>>187125632
Why must reddit infest our site? isn't there an entire forum where you can go to post safe from being triggered?

>duel is finally getting a ban count increased
finally

>just fought against a drogoz and evie
oh right, thats why I quit this game, now I remember

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>>187125774
>not supporting pedos makes you reddit
lmaoing at ur life
this didn't even start until smitefaggots forced their way into here after their threads rightfully died off
seriously go find some other place to infest you scum

>>187125936

But anon, if you quit the game, how are you playing it?

>>187125570
I like his sidearm but when you're the one getting headshot from stealth it's not all that fun anymore.

Is paladins strike the game drybear left to go work on?

>>187126027
Youre really not helping your "im not a redditor" case

>>187126080
drybear is useless

>>187126080

Very possible, anon.

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>>187125720
>BK and Fernando

>>187126027
>people want a cute loli character and it triggers me waah!
>not reddit
pick one.

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>>187126139
I'm glad that's all you can point to, m-muh leddit and nothing else, because you bring absolutely nothing here
I haven't mentioned reddit once and neither did the other post, you're the ONLY one bringing it up as if it's relevant
I'm just here to talk about paladins, I don't want to see smite trash or pedos making useless posts about nothing

>>187126293
They are pretty baller, yeah.

>>187126463
are you literally that same guy that also gets triggered over loli's and anime on /agdg/?

>>187125239
>>187125241
what is this meme?

>>187125720
They always make BK so angry and evil looking. In-game, he's a pretty goofy dude.

>>187126592
Only Muslims and Chinese hate dogs

>>187126792
And blacks, generally speaking.

>>187126586
I don't browse /agdg/
I also don't care about anime but I don't like the influx of pedos as soon as smite shitters started posting here

>>187125720
seems like that art is based on the older concept art when the game was scifi-fantasy themed, just look at the sharp metallic features in everyone's gear compared to the lack of it in Makoa who came after the conversion to the shitty generic fantasy theme.

>>187125754

What makes him feel boring?

>>187126360
I want the cute loli

>>187126947
I don't think he has any interesting mechanics, it's pretty much just point and click. Stealth isn't a big deal, the pistol isn't that interesting other than the flare ability and switching is kind of a pain when you can just disengage and reposition instead.

>>187126878
Can't deny the appeal of tight, roasties need not apply