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Best crew Edition.

>MEG's updated Pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Femtur Pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
https://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Andromeda is dropped:
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/08/19/mass-effect-andromeda/

Previous bread: >>186594858
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1st for Miranda
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Virgin Gagarin-class space station SSV Measured Equine Genitals, requesting permission to dock, over.
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>>186806619
EVERYONE WANTS A SPIKY GIRLFRIEND
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>>186806718
*static* Haha, virgin. *static*
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>>186806597

I want Miranda's asshole!
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>>186806619
genocide the turians
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>>186806619
>Cursor
Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend
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>>186806619
fucking degenerate
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>>186806619
Fuck off, raptor fag
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Xth for adopted sistah
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>>186808143
>ayylmaoware
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>>186808143
Ralph stay in wowg >>186808357
Dont come here
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Spaceship battles in Mass Effect?
>https://youtu.be/nZdHpx4lmZo
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>>186808143
why are you playing as Katt Williams
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>>186806619
EVERYONE WANTS A SPIKY GIRLFRIEND
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>>186808357
>Alienware
AYYLMAO

Yeah that is ralph
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>>186806619
Vetra is cute and I want to cuddle her.
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Dumb looking soldiers, but I love the ship. Especially the retro-thrusters.
>tfw no civilian heavy-lift version
>tfw no dropping off supplies between colonies and outposts in a single system
>tfw no taking a break at one of the bars, walking around the nature/hermetically sealed parks
>tfw not chatting with the locals before the next shift
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>>186811203
10/10 would pilot
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>>186808958
I'll say it right now: I am super excited for this game, and it looks like a vast improvement over the first.

Saving up so I can get the pre-order.
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>>186811203
I believe the soldiers are furries, hence the dumb helmets.
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>>186811456

Oh, that's why the left one has bunny ears?
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live.

or don't.
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The weight on his chest breathed steadily, her hot breath tickling his skin as it escaped from the gap her dropping mandibles created.
Her eyes were half-closed, watching the holographic movie, but she was tired and he could feel how she struggled to stay awake, how her headmovements slowed to a crawl, her eyes closing only for her defiant mind railing against rest to force herself awake again.
He knew why she forced herself to be lucid, usually she never resisted a nap on his chest but now Thraxis Chronicles was on the holo, and she needed to know if Illiothax and Therani would finally get together. But as the episode kept dragging out the reveal, her defiant twitches and groans became all the more rare as she started to succumb to sleep.

Then, in one final act of rebellion she bent her leg, forcing her long spur into his thigh. The sudden pressure and pain caused her human mattress to move, just enough to disturb her rest and reposition her body.
"Jesus christ." He murmured. "We can record it, go to sleep already." She looked up at him, her cyan eyes barely visible between her nearly closed eyelids. She yawned, her mandibles vibrated as the muscles controlling them stretched along with her jaw. "I want to see the end."
He sat up, bringing her up with him. "in that case I need to change position, your collar is digging into my chest."
She mouthed a quiet "sorry" as she sat up beside him, pulling the blanket over her body.

They watched the show together, at the end he fell asleep on her shoulder.
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>>186814226
comfy/10
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>>186811203

I'd like to walk into the cockpit and see my co-pilot already in her seat. Her suit snug in all the right places.
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>>186814692

Need more cute pilots and crew.
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>>186814226
Nice and comfy.
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>>186806619
Not gonna lie, I was expecting the Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet. pasta
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Can cruisers in Mass Effect go in-atmo? It'd be really cool to see something like this. Boarding it in the rainy night, the name of the ship lit up by strategically placed lights.

>>186811372

I don't know if I'll get it at launch, but it's certainly an improvement.
Then again, it'd be hard to do worse than the previous game.
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>>186814226
That's some damn comfy shit anon, good work.
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You wake up within a residential ward on the citadel in the year 2184. What do you do?
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>>186816686
we need to worry about reapers?
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The monster towered over them, a titanic horror of blue-black armour that made his head itch when he looked at it.
It moved slowly, methodically over the mass of people, ignoring their cries of fear as it strode on legs like skyscrapers.
Yet with every thundering step the screams grew quieter as the itch in their minds grew into an oppressive calm. He felt it too, a wall of enforced tranquility, his thoughts dulled and rendered harmless. Then another part of him grew, the itching part in the very back of his head piercing through the foggy maze of his self, sharp and black and slicing through his synapses, his thoughts.
The crowd at the reaper's feet ceased their cowering and started following, treading through mounds of broken glass and twisted rebar, pulled by the itch, the scratching on the inside of their craniums that stabbed orders into their heads.
The civilians didn't scream as the reaper relayed rudimentary combat-training directly into their heads. Previously terrified house maids and courtesans fashioned crude re-bar clubs while once-soldiers distributed side-arms and grenades.
Yet throughout all this, a small part of his mind remained, locked in a battle with the itch, swelling against the growing forest of razors beamed into his head.
He managed a twitch, then a shake. He started limping, falling behind the horde as his system fought with itself, the reaper strode onwards, one of many didn't matter, it didn't register the loss because the crowd was never a gain, just a side-effect of being.
He slipped past a family of quarians holding their boot-knives in shaking hands, they wore matching red suits and they walked without looking, like the rest of the crowd. He noticed they never looked at their feet, yet they never fell. The reaper somehow having merged the entirety of the horde into a networked entity, sharing data freely.

It was beautiful.
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>>186818404

Tears flowed, as he realized how hopeless resistance was. He fell to his knees, his self a ragged mess of raw thoughts and wounds in the mind, his head ached and his vision blurred by the tears now falling freely from his eyes.
The itch remained, whispering in a language he didn't understand, something guttural and elaborate. The connection was not broken, it was just damaged. He'd never be rid of this horror, it was too late, it had been planted in all of them. They could never beat ease again.
He listened to the deep voice in his head, unable to turn his inner eye from it.
Then he smiled, grinning as understanding dawned on him.
He understood, finally, the language unfurled into English, translated from the tongue of a distant land
It was good. Good that he opened it, the message, he smiled. Smiled wider than ever before, wider than when he met his alien lover, wider than ever.
Tears flowed from his eyes, his deranged grin guided him upward, happiness brought him onto his feet.
This wasn't his own mind, this wasn't the reapers. It wasn't asari miltary command, because they were busy tending to what was left of their planet. It was from another.
Oh god it was so beautiful. The little seed in his head, in everyone's head, growing, blossoming into a beautiful flower.
He wasn't as weak as the voice thought. He survived, he was better than the rest! He started running back towards the crowd, laughing in his head as the cacophony of the others gently probed into his head. He joined the network, or the network joined him, he wasn't the only one who saw, who understood. The voice had fooled them all, acceptance and love flowed over him.
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>>186818532
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye31ZhLDFUw
Why was ME's music so damn good?
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>>186818532
Well done, anon. You truly have a way with words. You bastard.
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>>186816686
ok i'm going to base this on the fact that their are reapers
>after getting over my initial confusion i hit the books knowing i have 2 years
>after learning what i need to know i try to find a femdrell to woe into getting bonded with
>she has to live on Kahje
>as the reaper war gets closer and closer i bring up moving back to Kahje
>if she says yes i live if she says no plan a vacation to Kahje that would carry me over to September 21
>once her family sees whats going on we would be offered to stay while the war rages on
>and since there was no reaper invasion on the planet i will live through it
femdrell pussy is nice too
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>>186814437
>>186814872
>>186816314
Thanks I'm glad you like it.

>>186819146
I'm sorry.

>>186819483
Thanks anon. I started writing it when listening to a dark song, but then the playlist switched to a happier one and I wasn't sure what to do.
So i memed.

>>186816686
Find a qt ayy gf.
Fail miserably.
Grow as a person.
Aqquire ayy gf.
See reapers attack.
Make daring escape to some out of the way colony word.
Live till I'm 160 and die in my sleep in the arms of ayy gf, without any pain.
Have my corpse launched into the sun.
The end.
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>>186818404
>>186818532
Beautiful, got me again.
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>>186818404
>>186818532
>quarians

Yup, it's Edd.
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>>186820235
It sure is.
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I want Hahne-Kedar to develope a four- or six-legged robot equipped with the equivalent of a 20mm Vulcan.
Or a different company. General Robotics, under contract by the Systems Alliance's Advanced Research Projects Agency.
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>>186821198
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>>186819432
Dunno, but they definitely had a couple tracks I'll remember for years
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>>186816686
Watch ayy porn
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>>186819871
I thought it was still well done, but the subtle KLing caught me by surprise. I felt violated.
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>>186816686
Move to salarian space immediately and buy real estate there.
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>>186822861
ser kesh was still attacked
Kahje is the place to be
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>>186806108
ftfy
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What happened to the anon that was writing about the brothel on Omega? I want to know if the qt ayy maid would be embarrassed if I lewdly squeezed her butt while she was working.
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>>186821198

I mean, imagine being blasted by this
>>>/wsg/1839785
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>>186824463
Is goosing common enough in this (or that) age that you need to specify the squeezing as lewd?
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>>186825552
The dakka aint got nothing on the shutter effect responsible for those backwards tracers.
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>>186825901

Actually, it's firing backwards.
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>tfw you're waifu will never kiss your dick
>https://files.catbox.moe/b1pwm6.mp4
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>>186827387
Fucking hell that's hot
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>>186827387
weeb trash
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>>186825552

Also this:
>>>1806750
The GitS song made me laugh.
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>>186828045
You just jealous she ain't your waifu
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>>186828147

Eh.
>>>/wsg/1806750
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>>186828296
That was at least 2 minutes longer than it needed to be.
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So, what are ya doing right now /meg/ to stay comfy?
Playing some Darkest Dungeon here and doing a terrible job at it.
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>>186831918
Wrapping up dark souls 1 at the moment Anon, then maybe i'll do a replay of me1.
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>>186831918
playing fallout 4
maybe some elite dadgerious later
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>>186831918

Going to bed in a bit. Just ordered the 1995 Ghost in the Shell blu-ray.
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>>186831918
Tweaking my cruiser in From the Depths. My torpedos keep getting stuck on the deck and blowing up the AA secondaries.
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>>186832629
nate or nora?
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>>186835365
nate
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>>186835426
shit man. his VA sucks ass. so many of his lines or overacted or just not said in the right tone.
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>>186835536
figuring that out now
i hate how no one acts surprised that he has power armor training
also how does the wife have power armor training
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>>186835645
>power armor training
they cut that out.
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>>186835743
who fucks with lore worse Bethesda or bioware
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>>186835790
Bioware for sure, they go back on shit just to make other shit fit.. but Bethesda cuts shit out to make the game not "complicated"

FO4 is a great action game but is lacking as a RPG, and if you do everything once then youve just done everything and all the other playthrough will be more of less that same.

only big changes in roleplaying are picking the other spouse or another main faction. other than that. same shit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-wQ9YnQhgo&feature=youtu.be

Dunno if this is entirely worthy of me breaking my many years of lurking but enjoy (or not?)
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>>186836112
>FO4 is a great action game but is lacking as a RPG, and if you do everything once then youve just done everything and all the other playthrough will be more of less that same.

Sounds like Skyrim. Next Bethesda game won't even have levels.
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>>186836424
>many years of lurking
wtf nigga how?

also
>posting N7 day shit not on N7 day.
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>>186836689
ES:VI is gonna suck
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>>186819871
>ywn run away with your ayy gf from the reaper threat
>ywn build a homestead on a far flung planet for her
>ywn hunt while she farms and keeps the home
>ywn live your lives together in peace and blissful isolation with a massive collection of music, books, movies, and vidya downloaded from the extranet for entertainment
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>>186835790
Bethesda are just bad at lore, Bioware on the other hand don't put it ahead of decisions that would make a game better
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>>186837120
i'm saying they're extremely lazy all it would take was one line saying "oh wow you have power armor training well we're lucky" but no we get none of that
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>>186836706
Easy i'm just along for the ride.

And hey nothing else was happening so why not?
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>>186837293
nah but see that would still complicate the game. what would they say to justify the wife having power armor training? see? that why they just cut it out.

>>186837384
>And hey nothing else was happening so why not?
alright, yeah, good point.
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>>186837581
yeah i agree thats why we shouldn't be having power armor in the first 30 minutes of the game
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>>186837674
yeah true.

>>186837717
>tfw Mass Effect didn't die a quick and painless death
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What're the exact steps needs in Mass Effect 3 to have the Geth and Quarian at peace for best War Assets? Regards to past games too.
Unless if I should use a save editor.
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>>186836980
>iwn be winter
>ayy gf will never be not adapted to cold environments
>swn cuddle up in front of the fire under a blanket made from the fur of a beast you shot
>swn be completely naked
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>>186839575
i was full renegade and iir i threatened the quarians by threatening to give the geth that reaper code if they didnt stop attacking, and i remember mostly siding against the quarians

but seriously dude just look on the wikia
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>>186839932
I am but it's confusing as fuck. Would think having both the Geth and Quarians against the Reapers would be best.
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>>186839575
You must import a save from ME2, peace is impossible without it.

The important choices are for Tali to have been acquitted in her trial, for the Heretic Geth to have been destroyed, and the Tali-Legion conflict to have been resolved (paragon or renegade choice on that doesn't matter)

You can flip ONE of those choices if you want (having Tali exiled from the fleet or saving the Heretics) and still get peace if you do all the Rannoch side quests in ME3.
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LMAO
DEAD GAME
DEAD GENERAL
DEAD FRANCHISE
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>>186840551
>bumping the general of a dead game
nigga what?
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Mass Effect is alive, and well. I played it like 20 minutes ago.
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>>186839613
>swn watch you from the cabin as you chop wood
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>>186841153
i only come here cause /vg/ is the only non-porn board i visit.

i also go on /twg/ and /fog/
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>>186840343
Rewrote the Heretic Geth, Tali exiled, and Tali-Legion resolved (Paragon). All Rannoch side-quests completed before Priority: Rannoch.
Outlook grim, right? Paragon level is way above 4 bars.
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>>186842324
>Tali exiled
If she's not an admiral then you flat-out can't get peace.
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>>186842593
you're lying
tali being admiral gets you two points
blowing up the heritics gets you two points
doing talis loyalty mission gets you one point
the 2 missions you can do before the assault on rannoch gets you a point each
you need 5 to be able to broker peace
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>>186842324
It works this way

Heretics rewritten +2
Heretics destroyed 0
Tali exonerated +2
Tali exiled 0
Tali-Legion resolved +1
Tali-Legion not resolved 0

Admiral Korris saved +1
Admiral Korris dead 0
Geth Fighter Squadrons destroyed +1
Geth Fighter Squadrons intact 0

You must have a score of 5 when you reach the end of the geth-quarian arc in ME3 to be able to choose peace.

If Tali or the (True) Legion are dead, points don't matter, peace can't be achieved.
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>>186842593
>>186842884
This shit is confusing. Do I need to use the save editor for my Mass Effect 2 and start all over to get peace or edit the current save to change ME2 shit?
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>>186843271
>using save editors
fucking shitters I swear
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Now that the Mass effect series is dead, how many days/months until this general dies too?
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>>186843271
you know whats weird? i always made them work together without even trying. i didn;t even know about points
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>>186843607
well the bioshock general still exists so my guess is /meg/ gonna be around for awhile
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>>186843271
Answering myself.
>>186843170
So I have:
Heretics rewritten +2
Tali exiled 0
Tali-Legion resolved +1
Admiral Korris saved +1
Geth Fighter Squadrons intact I think.
>>186843641
Same here and I never really thought about varying points. The Geth Primes after shutting down that server thing allied theirselves to the War Asset. Guess that's a good thing.
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>>186843764
Bioshock series also isn't dead
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>>186843607
>days/months
Try years.
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>>186843801
Fuck it, should I go for a Perfect War assets playthrough instead? Already scanned a shitload of systems in-game.
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>>186843819
neither is Mass Effect, theis just a hell of a wait until a new game.
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>>186843641
I think for most players on their first main play through, the Heretics choice is the only place people will lose points. Most would go for the best Tali trial outcome and defuse the argument.

Do that and all it takes is not deliberately skipping missions in ME3
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Hello fellow players, i also enjoy [Mass Effect: andromeda]. Let us speak about this.
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>>186845512
Is the MTJ on her upper chest her own or that of another asari?
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>>186845512
source?
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>>186845923
I think that's Rachel Starr
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>>186845779
>>186845923
>>186846671
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Late night Jack post!
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>>186848041
an

AN

It sounds retarded when you say a xxx parody

an xxx parody flows much better
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>>186848952
>being so autistic you get triggered over grammar in a porno
lmao
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>>186848952
>an triple x parody
>not a triple x parody

no anon, you are the idiot.
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This a good checklist for Mass Effect 3?

http://sbwebapps.com/me3checklist.html
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>>186848952
I bet you use "an" in front of words starting with "h" too, you fucking animal.
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>>186849501
Why do you feel you need a checklist for war assets? Last I played I had double the pre-nerf requirement for the best ending. It was only ever a problem without dlc and multiplayer.
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>>186851972
What the fuck is that face
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>>186852330
For some reason the faces for Andromeda models are all screwy when extracted. Must be intentional
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>>186814226
More of these ficlets.

Also, what happened to the femdrell story? I was enjoying it.
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>>186852565
they're always screwy
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>>186854174
I never thought the faces were that bad. The eyes before the patch were though
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>>186854780
your literal faggot gay opinion doesn't really matter
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>>186855474
Well. Needless hostility aside, I do forget that the defaults looked pretty bad
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>>186856025
>needless
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>>186856025
The gif mostly shows off a lighting issue though to be honest, nothing about the model
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>>186856782
Her eyes look totally messed up
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>>186857321
Before the eyes got fixed they lacked shaders and that's what makes them look realistic. Texture work and shape accuracy only do half the job. Bioware Montreal or whoever they outsourced to were clearly incompetent, because Frostbite can handle proper eyes just fine.
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>>186839575
Having Tali and Legion survive ME2 is a good start. Next thing is you need to solve their dispute on even terms (you need them both loyal to you, so either renegade or paragon option). Also it´s good if Tali doesnt get banned so she can become an Admiral, however it´s not important whether you kill or rewrite the heretics in ME2.

In ME3 you need to acquire a high reputation level, and a somewhat high renegade level, furthermore you need to save Admiral Koris first, if that mission becomes available do it right away. I also think you need to have completed all the Sidequests on Rannoch first, e.g. disabling the Geth fighters that threaten the Live ships.

When the time has come allow Legion to upload the reaper code and then use the renegade talk options (threatening the Fleet), Tali and Koris will back you. Thus the fleets stop firing and you have both assets.
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>>186824463
Brothel-anon is here. (It's Brioche)
Qt ayy maid wouldn't show any embarassement about having her butt squeezed, but she will wonder why you're doing it to her when the girls are "over there".
She will add in a stuttering nervous whisper that she's "not for sale". Looks like she's used to this kind of treatment.
The Krogan madam would keep a close eye on you after that.
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>>186861298
Lewd!
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>>186861298
how about a femdrell who can give a mean biotic job
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>>186864903
What the hell am I looking at?
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>>186864806
There is one femdrell working girl in that brothel that is high-demand. The waiting list for her is quite long, but from what you heard in Omega's dingy bars and streets, she's worth the price.
When your time comes and you go to the brothel, the Krogan madam welcomes you with open arms and a warm knowing smile. She leads you to one of the backroom, in a closed alcove. She gives you a wink and close the door behind you.
The walls, the floor and even the ceiling are covered in quilted cloth and crimson curtains. A strange purple light illuminates the cylindrical room from some unseen source. In the shadows, laying lazily amidst a sea of colorful cushions, you glimpse a peculiar shine.
A leg, covered in dull shimering scales. Your eyes follow the leg upward, first across a slender hips, then to a frustratingly shadowed but visibly generous bosom, and finally resting on a puzzling face : a lamelar reddish throat that expand slightly for each breath, full lips curled in a coy smirk and a pair of deep onyx-black eyes set upon you. Her mesmirizing and penetrative gaze feels unnerving at first, but after a few blinks and a soft giggle, you feel that the female drell looks at you less like a predator gauging her prey and more like someone who spots an appetizing candy.
She salutes you in a soft and sultry voice, inviting you to relax and enjoy your time. With a joke, she coax you to undress and ask about your "preferences". You answer that you're looking for something a little rougher, and that you heard she was skilled with biotics.

You make out her lips widening in a bawdy smile. As you advance upon her laying form, now completely naked, she stops you in your tracks with a simple word. She raise her arms ever so softly, a bluish glow illuminating her palm.
"You shouldn't move for this." she whispers. "This kind of things requires... a certain sense of precision. I'll need to know just how much force to apply to make this experience pleasurable."
(1/2)
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>>186866019
NSFW asari reproduction organs
it's actually Jabba the Hutt dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIXXcJjEBDo
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>>186866046
I was making a half ass comment, I wasn't expecting lewd.
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>>186866046
>qt femdrell with nice fat tits
Oh baby.
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>>186866046
You feel a queer tingling spreading around your groin, as if your nerve endings suddenly flicker and flare with a tickling, shivering sensation. It is strange, but not entirely unpleasant, like the way your body suddenly feels weightless when you leave a planet's athmosphere.
"My, you're quite something. Plenty of material to work with." you hear the Drell says in her rough voice. With a very soft rotation of her wrist, the strange sensation gnawing at your loins suddenly feels more concentrated around your manhood. It's as if someone was just brushing around your member, not touching you but making its presence felt. A hot breath encompassing your flesh and making you shiver with delight. The drell turns her palms upward and the bluish light intensify. She flicks her fingers in a come-hither motion, and it's as if you could feel its eerie spectral echo around your shaft.

The drell looks deeply into your eyes as she seemingly puppets you from her cushiony bed, her own black gaze making you dizzy. Her extended arm dances and swivel in the air, and you feel your lower body awash in strange, soft and phantom caresses.
"I am a sculptor, you know ?" the drell softly murmurs, punctuating her husky words with a remote squeeze and release "I usually work with stones and metals, and with just the right amount of pressure, of precision, of care... Anything can becomes clay in the right hands. Let yourself become my canvas, my clay, let me explore and mold you..."
From her prone form, her other arm emerges from the shadow, illuminated with the same flunctuating and purplish light. You suddenly feel lighter, floaty even. You shivers as you feel this sense of weightlessness accompanied by a maddenning feeling encroaching your sex. Difficult to describe, the sensation is more akin to a warm static that make your skin crawl with pleasure. You feel being squeezed and released unrelentingly, as if an invisible force pulled your rigid manhood towards the drell.
(2/3)
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>>186867679
This is getting good.
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>>186867679
When you finally realize that you are actually floating in the dark alcove, you feel the same kind of electrifying static creeping through your back. A strange sensation of a phantom ivy of soft swarming tingles ensaring your very spine.
You are half-driven mad by the frustration of being unable to control your movement, your hips seemingly unable to buck and saw. You grit your teeth and close your eyes.

As she was puppeting you, the female Drell assumed a kneeling position on her cushion, arms outstretched and softly dancing in silent incantation, like a pagan priestess in front of a sacred fire. You could hear her heavy and husky breathing over your own and the low hum of biotic static.

Then, suddenly, it's as if the time stopped in its track. Unable to move and still awash with strange sentation, you look towards the kneeling Drell. Her black eyes are wide open, mouth agape, her entire face suspended in a dream-like stasis.
"Rain in the forest." the Drells says, her husky voice sounding steely and distant. "The soft earth bend under my palm. Warmth under my fingers. Slowly, softly, the coarse mud becomes form. My thumb brush upon the clay belly of the statue. "It'll be my masterpiece." I whisper to myself, the soft drumming of the rain as my only witness."

The drell blinks hard and softly release her biotic grip upon you, or more precisely, she gives you just enough weight back to let you pointlessly squirm in her invisible grip. "It's not over yet." she adds with a warm smile. "I still need to sign my work."

She pulls you towards her, your pulsating and furious manhood steering towards her face. You can only watch with maddening and delightful anticipation as she position herself at your waist-level, her big eyes looking upwards and her lips curled in a knowing smile.
"Do you know what my signature is ?" she teasingly ask as she purposefuly blows hot air on your rigid member. You let out a boorish and frustrated groan as your ony response.
(3/4)
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>>186869214
She smiles and simply whisper : "A lover's kiss."
You manage to supress an unsightly scream of lustful rapture as the soft and wet lips of the Drell fall upon your manhood. Small kisses are followed by tingling suctions, then by her deft tongue lavishing your underside and bollocks with long and lewds licks.

It's only when you feel your member being engulfed in her smoldering and welcoming mouth that primal instincts win over your clouded mind. The Drell easily wolf you down, her flexible throat a pulsating and snug fit for you. Your mind goes blank and you buck widly as you release your seed deep inside the Drell's maw.

To your pained grunts are paired the lewds sounds of her hard swallowing. Her black eyes transfixing you in this supreme blissful moment. You don't know how much time passes, but she finally let you go of her throat with a wet and content parting kiss.

She looks upward and smiles contendly, the warm static feeling of her biotic caresses stroking your very bones returning as she slowly stand up, her heavy breast swaying softly in the darkened room.

Something tells you this is just the beginning.
(END)

Hope you liked it friends. I'm bad with judging how long a story should go. Please excuse grammar and orthographical mistakes, english is not my mother's tongue.
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>>186870134
Wew
Fucking
Lad
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>>186870134
Top notch shit like always
still planning on continuing the csec femtur story?
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>>186871109
Thanks. I've been through one or two revisions of the C-Sec femtur story already. I want it to be very good for you lads. I think I have the sex scene nailed but I need to work on the premise a bit more. I also need to get the good kind of motivation or momentum going, and it's something a bit out of my control.

If someone is kind enought to do a screen cap of the Biotic Femdrell story it'll help me keep it for future reposting.
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>>186871341
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>>186872135
Thanks mate, even if you don't use the Tomorrow style.
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>WastefulGregariousCentipede
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TFW you rekindle your love for Jackie poo
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>>186873783
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>>186873985
>losing your love for Jackie poo
C'mon man.
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>>186873783
Is it a code for a webm? Is there a way to reverse-google it?
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>>186872135
>>186870134
Woah! Thanks, anons.
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>>186874456
gfycat
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>>186874151
I got....distracted
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>>186874508
How could you.
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>>186873783
>>186874508
FOR FUCKS SAKE
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>>186874690
Well, I can see how, but still.
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Would've liked more insect species in Mass Effect. Creepy crawlies are awesome.
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>>186875759
are the keepers bugs?
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>>186875759
same here anon
i would have also liked more heavy armor in game instead of all this ceramic costumes wear
i mean with mass effect tech you could make huge armor and make it light
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>>186876365

Who knows what they are.
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>>186877139
i bet they're bugs
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>>186876606

The skintight armour with ceramic plates from the first game was an "homage" to classic sci-fi. The sequels threw that out the window and started bulking up already in ME2, with the largest (and most ugly) being the one Vega uses in ME3.

Massive armour like that absolutely doesn't fit Mass Effect, in my eyes, and would clash something extreme with the other design (but then, they already switched the design of the games on its head in the sequels, so whatever, I guess). Exoskeletons already exist in Mass Effect, you can upgrade you hardsuits in the first game to use them (although without cosmetic change), and since Mass Effect is closer to modern sci-fi, and any powered armour would still be a lot smaller, probably closer to Halo or Crysis.

Fallout has massive suits of powered armour because it's retro sci-fi, where everythings hydraulic.
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>>186874690
why is she so perfect?
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>>186878932

Her father wanted a daughter with a fantastic ass. And a sensitive donut asshole.
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>>186879217
Almost makes me feel bad about killing him.
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>>186880310

Well, I can't blame him. Richer than God with that technology in front of your nose?
Of course, I'd got for a robit waifu/daughteru, but y'know, that's just me.
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Rate my Ryder
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>>186883306

Pretty good.
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>>186883306
shit hair
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>>186883959
Most haircut look like shit, so I tried to pick the less worst.
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>>186883306
Not bad. Can you post more?
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>>186883306
Billy Zane?
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Waifus with massive bosoms in Mass Effect when? Preferrably clad in leather, or similar material.
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>>186884746
Is that Suvi? Looks great that way.
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>>186886682
Yes, it's a mod from the nexus.
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>>186886883
Nice. I prefer the just-fucked, messy hair look, but the bun is cute too.
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>be uplifted to be a aliens fist
>Excell at training and drafted to be special forces
>After a few years of combat, the higher-ups decided that you would be a body guard since you proved your self capable
> you and a few other humans aremoved to one of the political center points of the Galaxy
>After several weeks of non stop running around you are given 2 days leave
>Not having anything to do you head to a local bar
>Surrounded by aliens you never seen before you decide to keep to yourself just drinking away
How is this idea maybe I should reflect write it to be set in the mass effect universe
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>>186883306
Post more, and post the slides.

He is one of the few good looking male ryders.
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Anon, do you like big Asari?

https://analternateusername.deviantart.com/art/Poke-692100105
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>>186888079
Shame they used a shit asari
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>>186887767
Will post the slide in a minute, need to take the screenshots.
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>>186888202
He also did one with best Asari

https://analternateusername.deviantart.com/art/Massive-Effect-644783694
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>>186888079
>>186888392
im sorry but how is genocide hot?
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>>186887767
>>186888341
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>>186888392
But that's not Samara.

Strange fetish though
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>>186889196
It's based on head 3 I think
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>>186884668

More wet waifus, too.
It almost looks like something Miranda would wear. If, y'know, Bioware actually manage to think for two seconds and come to the conclusion that maybe Miranda should change her appearance JUST A TAD.
Haircut, maybe haircolour, change of clothing.

A skintight leather leotard like this would be toppest of notches! Plus, leather pants. Or, you could even make it out of the same amazing material as her blue/black suit.

>>186888079

I have never understood giantess stuff. At first I was wondering what you meant with "big". A cute musclefu, a plump and thick asari, who knows.
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>>186889196
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>>186889426

Here an idea, cut out the sliders and post it in a single image.
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>>186889426
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Femshep needs more lewd outfits.
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>>186889369
>I have never understood giantess stuff
I'll admit it is strange, with stranger subfetishes still, but I like to think of the axiom "Bigger is Better".

The bigger a girl is, the more there is to love, ya know.

I will now trigger the Tali friends. Pic Related.
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>>186889663


>>186889595
too much work
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>>186889595
This

>>186889789
Fuck yourself then
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>>186889789
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>>186889893

>>186889862
Will do later.
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>>186890029
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>>186890172
stop posting your shit, nobody even asked for it.
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>>186890469
Let 'em post. It's content.
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>>186890640
Barely. It's dumb shit. fuck off with that spam
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>>186890743
That eager to get to bitch about dead thread?
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>>186890859
its obvious you were not here in the time between ME3 and MEA.
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>>186890859
Yes. Unless you want me to go back to posting homoerotic Kaidan, seeing as its "content"
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>>186890743
It's only 6 screen because someone ask for the slider, chill a bit.
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>>186891087
Let's say that is true. So?

>>186891134
How about you just don't do anything? Is that cool?
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>>186888758
Why did I open it?
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>>186888758
GOD DAMN IT
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>>186891251
Fuck off back to tumblr mate.
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You lazy shit here. Literally a few minutes in paint.

http://imgur.com/a/mkH4j
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>>186891226
nobody asked.
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>>186891445
Why there?
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>>186891583

They did. ---> >>186887767
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>>186891583
>>186887767
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>>186891583
But someone did you dummy
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>>186891583
No? >>186887767
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>>186891662
>>186891685
didnt see it.
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>>186891482
thanks
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>>186891482
>cheeky KL at the end
nice to know I still inspire people
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>>186891976
/meg/ wouldn't be the same without you, I hate to admit.
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>tfw your parents catch you balls deep in a qt alien chick.
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>>186892712
>still living with your parents
look at this faggot
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Anyone want to request another girl from the Omega brothel ? I'm maybe in a mood to write another lewd short ficlet.
Can be cute or lewd depending on what you want.
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>>186892498
I've been actively doing KLs for the last couple of days, just not with my trip on obviously since people would instantly suspect. those mixtape and gfycat webms earlier were me for example.
you'll never get rid of me.
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>>186893083

A lewd with cute human.
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>>186893248
As a human yourself or as an ayy ?
If ayy, what species ?
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>>186893385

Human grill at the brothel, I mean.
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>>186893385
human women cannot resist the BIG TURIAN COCK
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>>186893510
I see.
Do you have any specific species you want to shack with ?
Should I go with >>186893607 suggestion ?
Try my hand at lesbian lewd ?
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>>186893248
>>186893385
>>186893510
make it ultra ugly and fat but whatever race you like thinks she's incredibly cute.
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>>186893607
kill yourself
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>>186893681

T*rian is fine.
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>>186893681
do a thing where a female human mercenary vents all her frustration sexually with a turian sex slave/brothel worker

then do the lesbian stuff
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>>186893826
On it.
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>>186893943
make her rough with him
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>>186893681
>suggestion
C*te cuddling? Hand holding?
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>>186894208
Planning to go straight up to lesbianism stuff. Rough stuff could be involved.
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>>186894318
Good. You opened this message.
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>>186894874
Never miss a chance, eh?
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I unironically like Cora.
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>>186895447
>le I trained with asari but I want to grow a garden!

i remember literally nothing about her
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>>186895309
can't help it
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>>186894874
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>>186895447

Nice!
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>>186895713
>she will never have that garden
That's sad, actually.
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>>186896383
>you'll never tend her "garden"
evern sadder
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Is /dag/, dare I say it, over?
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>tfw you'll never smell Cora

>>186896568
>you'll never trim the shrubbery her "garden"
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>>186884746
>>186886883
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>>186896701
>Last thread died 8 hours ago
>Didn't even really invade this thread
Sad!
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I want to see a krogan cum inside Miranda's asshole!
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>>186897614
oh my goodness
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>>186898038
delet
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>>186898038
Good you opened this message
This isn't actually Krogan Cock
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>>186898407
Slow day at work?
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>>186898407
>WG has to replace sheets covered in krogan cum
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>>186896701
I'll just kill them again if they return!
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>>186898407
>>186898620
It wasn't me actually. I'm 90% KL nowadays, some threads it's up to 100%, but this time there's 2 or 3 messages not from me.
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>>186898038
Mmm who wouldn't?

Image Miranda kidnapped by a Krogan and repeatedly ass fucked then given gentle baths and feedings
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>>186896701
Thank God.
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>>186899000

Nice. On Illium. Gentle baths and luxury food and drink between krogan anal dicking and the occasional asari MT.
The strange feelings of pleasure as they cum deep inside, her legs trembling as she feels the heavy weight of the krogan ontop.
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>>186896701
Was it the Lelianafag again? Is it you
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>>186893826

Wandering in the dimly lit narrows alleys of Omega, the Smuggler was looking for her old nest to roost in. She arrived through the old port, bringing all manner of exotic contraband that would get her thrown into a deep oubliette if she was to show them in Council-controlled space. Here in Omega, however, her merchandise is welcomed with open arms, sly smiles, generous offers and sometimes deadly ambushes.

It was one of those ambushes, laid gracelessly by her now ex-backer, that she just survived. High on adrenaline, badly-mixed combat-stimulants and bloodlust, the shadows around her took the forms of poised killer ready to jump her. She just needed to lay low for a while, she thought to herself, just needed to get by, to not get stabbed between the ribs and end as a small annotation in the bottom of Omega's obituary.

Flashing her Omnitech to the loud-mouthed Hanar bouncer, she entered the neon-lighted doorway leading to the only place she would feel safe in this wretched hive, a place she used to visit at first, return to after and, occasionnaly, work for and in. A wide, dour and familiar face welcomed her in. "Mama, I need a place to stay." the smuggler simply said.
The Krogan matron frowned and looked at her clutched side which was still seeping a crimson rivulet of blood. The madam's rough voice echoed in the empty lobby of the brothel. "For how long ?"
"Until things calm down."
The Krogan sighed and opened her omnitech, typing on it with her massive bony finger. "Any specific wishes ?"
"How 'bout a damn room ?" the smuggler answered impatiently through gritted teeth.
Scoffing, the matron looked pitifully at the smuggler. "You'll take care of that wound before bleeding all over my rooms, girl. How about a warm bath first ?"
The prospect of being able to tend her wound, relax wash herself held the smuggler's attention. She silently nodded to the Krogan, who with a knowing smile added :
"And how about a companion to make it warmer ?"
(1/?)
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>>186899479
and then the after sex spooning when the Krogan uses Miranda like a teddy bear
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>>186806108
Makes me laugh.
People bitched about ME3's ending (myself included) Then the turd that is MEA comes out
runs the franchise and biowares reputation into the ground.
Mass effect 3's cannon if you refuse.
Since MEA is such a fucking pile.
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>>186899623
It's kinda odd, he wanted to kill the general when all he had to do was shut the fuck up and let it fall off the catalog because no one cares anymore.
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>>186898038
>>186899000
>>186899479
>>186900089
>reveals to the krogan in the end that she could have left any time
>just wanted to leave the krogan his power fantasies and likes a royal dicking
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>>186902182
There's so much Miranda porn out there something like this has to exist, hell I'd setting for a fapfic
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>>186902182
>>reveals to the krogan in the end that she could have left any time

Those are the best.
>gets kidnapped
>figure out a way to leave after only a little while
>decide to stay after getting BKCs plunging into her butt
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>>186899652
Looking good so far.
Any plans on the cyoa you started? It seemed pretty promising.
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>>186899652
>Omnitech

Please, it's omni-TOOL.
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>>186899652
The bathroom was little more than a small tiled cubic room where a massive tub took center stage Filled with steaming hot water, the tub was slowly making the athmosphere stiffingly tropical. One of the Krogan's madam strange quirk : she wanted a room built specifically for the purpose of having an archaic giant tub that you could fill manually with hot water. A souvenir from better days in Tuchanka, the matron liked to say. The smuggler was used to cramped shower using bland distilled water. Now was a welcome distraction.

She let out a sharp yelp as the taloned finger of her new helped pricked her sensible skin around her wound. Two unflinching blue cat-like eyes looked back at the smuggler quite harshly, the turian girl clicking her red-painted mandibles disaprovingly. "Medigel should soothe the pain soon." the alien said. "How are you holding up ?"

Sitting naked on the bathroom's counter, the smuggler tried to quell her shaking hands was too grip the hard mettalic rim until her fingers hurt. She smirked at her slender helper, briefly wondering why the krogan madam sent a turian to take care of her.

A pained smirk, teeth clenched tightly as her organism was slowly coming down with the combat high, the smuggler felt the hard hands of the turian wrapping over her own. "Come on now, you still have a bath scheduled." she whispered.

The turian accompanied the smuggler towards the tub before helping her lay down in the smoldering water. For a creature covered in spiky bones and sharp edges, she was expressly careful in her movements around the smuggler.

The water was deliciously hot, making the smuggler huff with surprise. Relief made manifest into liquid form. Sore muscles, dull pain and numbing worries all melting down in a sweet feeling of intoxicating burning numbness spreading through her skin. She shivered with delight despite the water's temperature, watching through the steam as the turian girl threw her long leg over to follow suit.
(2/?)
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>>186904142
Don't think I'll continue the Knight-errant cyoa for some time. If I do, I'll try to restart it (with the same choice of crew) but describe the ship, the ship's capability and everything a little better.

>>186904789
Sorry, old habits, Omnitech was used in the french dub.
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Waifu cosplaying as characters she knows you like? Roleplaying as said character? (Accent is optional depending on skill.)

Who does she dress up as, MEG?
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/meg/ loves turians more than humans.
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>>186908710
More earth females for us
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>>186908710

No, I don't.
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>>186908824
Dumb Michael Jackson poster.
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>>186909046
get out
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>>186908824
only attractive ones pls
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>>186909561
Why didn't you post one?
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>>186908250
My waifu (male)
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>>186908710
they're all furries in denial
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>>186908710
>Human females crave the BTC
>Human males crave lewd turian handholding
How do they keep getting away with it?
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Liara chomping down some cock.
>https://webmshare.com/play/wKLQe
>https://webmshare.com/play/aoXnj
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>>186909619
anon, you can stop the memeing now, MEA has proven that Femshep is a hot beautiful semendemon
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>>186910039
What a filthy whore

>>186910354
Oh she's a demon alright, a fucking succubus
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>>186905091
Through half-closed eyelids, the tired smuggler watched as the turian girl picked a cloth between her long fingers. She didn't seemed bothered by the hot water. The complex puzzle of her bony thoracic shell was softly shimmering from the steam and water droplets, her striking red face-paint flaring through the mist. The smuggler sighed and relaxed a little more inside the comfortable bath, enjoying the sight of the slender female turian, half-immerged, picking her sore arm to carefully wash and scrub it. The smuggler inspired deeply, and she could almost feel the encroaching rubbery smell of her suit disspitating in the hot air. She watched as the turian, mandible clicking softly and brow furrowed in concentration, followed her arm to her shoulder. The sharp ridges of her thoracic plates digging against the soft skin of the smuggler. "Come on, open your legs, give me room." the turian asked.

The smuggler complied, opening her thights as the turian scooted to her, splashing water against her breasts. They were both so very close to each other now. She felt the soft cloth brushing across her back and neck before coming back to her front.

The turian stopped in her tracks, craning her neck backward to look at the smuggler's heaving breast floating just above the water-line. The smuggler raised an eyebrow, a bit frustrated to see her partner stop in her ministrations when they were just beggining to get her in the mood.
"Eh... Those funny bumps." the turian snorted, almost mockingly. "Always wondered why you humans have such sensitive... stuff just hanging around your most vital organs."
The smuggler frowned, frustrationg giving place to a certain sense of annoyance. "Drop the act, though girl, and dig in." she answered the turian before grabbing the back of her head with renewed vigor. She pulled the alien's stony face towards her bosom, happy to see that her partner offered no resistance whatsoever.
(3/?)
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>>186910743
> funny bumps

I like where this is going
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>>186908250
That's a list, mother fucker!
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>>186911664

Well, I was thinking what the anons would like, but still, nice.
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>>186911664
>>Tali
Does she make her drone look like the raccoon it's named after as well? Nice to see a new list, well done.
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>>186911664
>Tali
>waifu
heh, good one.
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>>186910743
The smuggler gave the signal, and the turian answered in kind. It was as if a dam made of pent-up frustration born of space loneliness, recent betrayal and a mouting lustful carnal desire finally broke. The bathroom began to echo the sounds of splashing water and breathless moans. The turian shuffled, trying to find a better position, but the smuggler simply kept pulling her head toward her breasts. She yelped as the turian took a nipple between her sharp "lips", biting down and pulling playfully on the sensitive nub. A pair of sharp talons glided across her flank towards her lower back, and as the turian girl busied herself sucking and nibbling mercilessly on her bosom, the smuggler felt two prickly claw running up and down along the curve of her shivering spine. A curious caress, straddling a thin line between a deep scratch and a brushing grating sensation.

The smuggler whispered, voice quivering with mounting arousal, coaxing the turian to deepen and roughen her cosseting. The turian shuffled and grabbed thighly the smuggler's hips, making the small bath waves wax in power as both girls embraced each other closer. Something hard and rugged pushed against her groin, making the smuggler absent-mindedly rub her needy sex against the intruder.

She felt the strong hand of the turian running upward across her belly before stopping on her abanonned breast. Firm kneading and playful squeezes made her bite her lips in rapturous lust. Her own hips undulated aggressivly underwater, unable to reach the proper kind of release she coveted.
Strange kisses across her collarbone, followed by a prickling nibble and a wet lick just at the nape of her neck gave her lubricious and wicked ambitions. She wanted that tongue. A primal craving. The smuggler responded to the biting in kind, catching the softer part of the turian's neck between her teeth and pulling outward aggresivly. Surprised, the alien girl recoiled, mandibles outstreched in a surprised expression.
(4/5)
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>>186911664
>Jack cosplaying as Damsel
C'mon nigga that just lazy
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>>186908710
What if I like both?
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>>186916249
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>>186909743
>denial
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>>186915235
Catching the turian's chin between her finger, the smuggler gave her partner a lecherous look before worming her thumb inside the turian's maw. The alien girl, in response, closed her lips and suckled soflty, her moist tongue brushing and coiling around the intruder. The smuggler, eyes locked with her partner, rose and tipped over, pushing the turian backward, The human let her own hand flutter around the alien's belly and flanks, gliding across hard carapace and petting soft leathery skin. Once the turian's back hit the wall and she had nowhere to go, the smuggler pushed her thumb downard, making her mate open her maw docilely, mandibles widly stretching outward for easier access.

She lunged and pushed her lips against the turian's, contrasting tongues colliding in a slithering, undulating clasp. The turian's breath was hotter than the steamy air that rose from the tempetuous wave of the bathtub. A soft, wet and arousing sounds came from their intertwinned mouthes. The smuggler felt one of the turian's moan die in her throat and broke the kiss, catching her mate's pointed and lenghty tongue between her thumb and index and pulling on it.

She gave her lover a ravenous smile before rising from the water, putting her waist at the turian's head-level. Blue cat-like eyes that looked at her with lewd coyness. Slowly, the smuggler took her fingers out of the turian's maw, taking hold of her lover's skull and pulling it towards her.

She shivered, pings of carnal pleasure flaring across her nerves. She felt the slithering hot tongue of the turian touch her wet sex. Drawing its outline in agonizingly slow licks. Pushing her hips against the bony mask of the turian, she pleaded for more. Her mind entirely focused on the hypnotic see-saw that was lavishing her loin. Lost in lust, the smuggler coaxed and begged.
Release came with the supreme euphoric feeling of the turian's smoldering tongue snaking her inside her. A supple, maddening and delicious caress.
(5/6)
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>>186919227
yes, denial. because they claim it's not furry because they're aliens.
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>>186921640
>furry
>no fur
Something doesn't add up here.
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>>186920870
The smuggler pushed and gyrated, desperate to cram more of her mate's tongue in. From time to time, the sensitive small nub of flesh adorning her entrance rubbed against the turian's hard lip, sending jolts of electrifying pleasure through her spine. A rippling push inside her, at just the right spot, stole the strenght from her legs.

She opened her thighs as much as she could, crushing the turian's face under her and impaling herself fully on her alien serpentine tongue. Pleasure suddenly spiraled inward, a blinding flash that let her weak, shaking and shivering. The smuggler let out a strange growling wheeze as she climaxed, Release made flesh.

It felt simply good, warm and fuzzy, for lack of better words.

Once she came to her sense, the smuggler rose her hips and looked at her turian mate. Her mandibles and hard chin were covered in a clear fluid that, she knew, wasn't only water droplets and saliva. Looking upward mischieviously, the turian girl grabbed the smuggler's bottom, pulling her hips towards her face again...

"If you don't mind, I'll have seconds." the turian whispered softly...

The smuggler smiled and braced herself. Laying low here was the best idea she had in a while.
(END)

First time writting lesbian writefaggotry. Can't use my real-life observation to help me pin-point the feelings and sensations. Hope you will still like the story, let me know what you think.
English not my mother's tongue, so please excuse any mistakes you see.
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>>186921980
Would you consider a cartoon dragon fucking an elephant as furry porn?
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>>186922327
Continued :
And if anyone would be ever so kind to screencap all this, I will be able to add it to the Omega brothel burgeonning collection of fics for later reposting.
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>>186922357
ELEPHANTS HAVE HAIR
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>>186923049
So do reptiles
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>>186923205
>>186923049
well at least in a way they do.

But what about 2 cartoon snakes fucking, is that furry porn?
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>>186923445
Scaly porn, I think
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>>186923445
oh yeah snakes have hair
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>>186923787
I once say a sfm of a giant snake giving a guy a beej, that's not furry porn?

>>186924056
Theyre scales are also made up of keratin proteins
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>>186924142
no hair
look at this poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsYYPrT28Ns
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>>186922472
Good enough?
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>>186860759
Legion sacrificed himself and Admiral Tali blah blah blah. They're at peace.
But I don't have Donnelly back since he's on the memorial on the crew deck. I want both him back and the woman engineer. Thought I saved the crew from the Collectors in ME2...
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>>186924486
Thanks friend, exactly what I needed.
I hope the story's good. It was my first time writting from a kinda-female POV.
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>>186922327
>Hope you will still like the story
I love it, your writing is good from what i can tell, lot´s of unusual and new words for me.

> i´m improving my english with the help of some lesbian lewd story
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>>186925743
Thanks. I've been playing Darkest Dungeon recently. It sparkled my interest for old-timey words and speech patterns. And I'm a sucker for adjectives and I usually write with a french/english dictionnary or english synonyms compendium open somewhere.
Wayne June reading Lovecraft audiobooks made me learn about so much new words too.
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>>186926197
> I'm a sucker for adjectives
me too, the elegant old way of talking is fascinating, however i can do so only in my native tongue, english on that level really is a challenge. Guess I should read/ listen to works of english authors that have that style.
Or I could just read more of your fics
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>>186924845
huh, usually you´d get them from the spectre offices, i believe, given they´ve survived the suicide mission. (which he apparently didn´t as his name is on the memorial)

> another fallen hero, just like Rupert
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>>186927821
man i miss rupert wish you could recruit him back in me 3
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>>186911664

Would've preferred Ashley as Lara. Dark hair, brown eyes, plump lips, dusky skin, fit'n'thick body.
Aside from the tits, but I love small breasts, too. Plus, implants!
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>>186928004
at least with EGM you get a closure on his case and an explanation why he isn´t available, which is better than the original
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>>186929032
what happened to him in egm?
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>>186927821
I have to check the Spectre offices after Priority: Mars? Priority: Citadel I or II? I saved the crew in ME2.
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>>186929109
during the raid on a cerberus base (one of those N7 assignments, where you have to retrieve reaper tech) you learn that he stayed with Cerberus at the end of ME2. He also took some intel from the alliance and other tech with him and brought it to cerberus. He was then choosen to be a candidate for some kind of "reprogramming", he basically became a drone. His remains were probably obliterated along with the base.
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>>186929997
:(
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>>186929571
I´m not sure, but it must´ve been quite early probably during Citadel I or shortly after
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>>186929571
I´m not sure, but it must´ve been quite early probably during Citadel I or shortly after. Mars is too soon, i think you need your spectre status back first.
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>>186930249
I got Sheperd reinstated as a Spectre early in the game.
I dunno if I need to save editor again.
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/meg/ was pretty active those few past days. Wonder where everyone went.
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>>186933454
*Shepard
Damn typo.
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>>186934676
Probably showed up after the news that MEA was dead and then left. /meg/ is simply returning to it's normal comfy self
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>>186935214
did someone say comfy?
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>>186935312
Whatever to keep the thread alive Especially comfy.
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>>186935524
what about comfy space sim
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>>186935768
Space is always comfy, so yes.
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>>186936219
>ywn live out of a frigate with your ayy gf
it hurts
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>>186938397
hnnnnng
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>>186806108
How long will this last? You are simply sustained by porn of ayys and delusional hopes

he won
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>>186942358

I forgot all about him.
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>>186943029
who dat?
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>>186806619
EVERYONE WANTS A SPIKY GIRLFRIEND
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>>186942358
But that looks more Killzone though. Helghast.
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>>186943636
I want a quirky blue girlfriend
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>>186943869
ugh shit why?
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>>186942358
If /meg/ does die, it'll be brought back eventually.

And then the cycle will begin again. The only way to win is to never come to /meg/ in the first place.
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>>186944665
>The only way to win is to never come to /meg/ in the first place
fuck.
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>>186944665
>tfw i always have a meg tab open
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>>186945068
>tfw i've had a /meg/ tab open 24/7 for the past 5 years
haha time for suicide
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>>186946386
>tfw I've checked /meg/ at lest 30 times on my phone today.
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>>186946386
And I thought celebrating my one year anniversary this summer was sad
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>>186943129

"Helghastanon".
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>>186947278
are you me?

Seriously though I both wish I found this place years sooner, and wish I never played Mass Effect.

I didn't have a waifu beforehand ME, I wasn't checking whatever stupid shit people posted every half an hour, and I didn't care about shitty bioware at all.
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Late night Jack post!
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>>186948368
Almost done the Jackfic
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>>186948432
cool man, I appreciate it.
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>>186950826
and this is why we never choose green
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Goodnight guys
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>>186948920
>>186948368
I love Jack
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>>186951504

'night anon.
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>>186935214
>/meg/ flooded by femturfags
>"comfy"
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>>186955535
femtur posting is comfy tentaclehead
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>>186955929
Don't worry about him, anon. He's probably just sad that no one posts qt quarians anymore.
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>>186955929
it really isn't
>>186956212
>already plagued by femturfags
>talicancer shows up
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>>186955929
What about us fags who don't get a boner from aliens?
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>>186956436
>poopoo poster for the save
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Who can't wait to buy Bioware's next game that EA will pull the plug faster than Terri Schiavo? What's the next one? Anthem or DA4?
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>>186959043
>thinking people here will want to buy DA4
wrong general buddy
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>>186955929
>>186956212
Dextros are the comfiest, how can levos even compete ?
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>>186961137
>Dextros are the comfiest
like it's more comfortable to a walk across a field of their rotting corpses?
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>play Andromeda
>first missions on Eos
>activate monoliths, everything is fine
>enter Remnant vault
>when I get to the second gravity well, Liam and Cora just shoot up and are gone forever
>all Remnant I meet are rooted in place
>Assemblers only sometimes shoot at me for a few seconds if I'm directly in their line of sight
>Observers shoot at nothing (maybe they're shooting at my squadmates who disappeared)
In one of the rooms, an Observer was half sunk into the ground
I thought they fixed the biggest bugs in this game?
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I'm still sad that we won't get anymore ME games, hold me /meg/
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>>186962974
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>>186963084
a pussy who wants more Mass Effect
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>>186962974
We will still get more ME games, we'll just be waiting longer for them because they go into the Bioware queue instead of having a dedicated ME making studio
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>>186963319
Why not try your hand at writing fics?
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>>186963557
I want canon stuff, anon. fics just feel empty and wrong.
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>>186964049
Draw something then.
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Biotics or Tech in Andromeda? Charge is taking a while to really start working properly without killing me instantly, so for now I'm stuck with just exploding enemies from afar
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>>186963498
>Wait 5 years for the next game
>Turns out the development process was a rerun of ME:A's
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>>186966758
If you wanna play things safe, just spamming tech from far away is probably the best idea. Later, once you have enough upgrades to give you some survivability, you can try to respec into biotics.
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>>186967624
Yeah exactly, my point was that right now for example Annihilation is just completely pointless cause it saps my cooldown speed yet provides almost no benefit considering I die when I get close to enemies
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>>186967045
> pls no
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>>186951714
Me too
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>tfw you've been writing a fic for a while now and ran out of steam.

I'm just stuck and don't know how to continue. How do you writefags do this shit.
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>>186956518
Well there's always Miranda, Ashely, Jack, EDI, Chakwas, Traynor, Kelly, Cora and Suvi
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>>186971549
You should have half the characters die in a horrible massacre. That oughta shake things up a bit
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>>186962410
>I thought they fixed the biggest bugs in this game
lol
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>>186959043
>Who can't wait to buy Bioware's next game that EA will pull the plug faster than Terri Schiavo?
If they might end up pulling the plug(which they will) why would I buy it?
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What build is the most fun in your opinion? Charge with shield-powered Lance? Tech explosions? Pure combat? Cloaked sniping?
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>>186971971
Mate, we still have people coming here to ask if they should buy MEA at a discount for the singleplayer, even after the latest announcement. Meanwhile, the latest patch has been cracked weeks ago.
People will buy/preorder games regardless of their quality and value.
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>>186972163
>Cloaked sniping
this.

>>186972890
shit.
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>>186972163
I started the game fully investing in cloaked sniping, but I ended up skilling into tech explosions (Cryo Beam-Overload-Throw so I had anti-armor and anti-shield primers with a detonator) so I could flip between the two profiles.
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>>186972163

ME2 vanguard.
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>>186972163
It'll be always sniping with my qt Femshepfu :3
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>>186972163
Vorcha sentinel
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What do you hope to see in the next ME game?
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>>186977270
i hope to see a next ME game
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>>186977270
a HD remake of ME1 where all the racist dialogue choices remain intact
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>>186971549
I'm in the same boat anon. I know where I want to take it, but just don't have the motivation to continue it right now. Might just try green texts for now, to see if my stuff is even worth working on.
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>>186977270
Milky Way
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>>186977270
succulente quarians
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>>186977270
As long as it's not something along the lines of a prequel, I'll be happy.
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>>186971549
Always felt like writing is momentum based, and that one work better with limitations. That's why I usually ask /meg/ for ideas like what kind of ayy they want to see get _loved. After that it's basically writting until the story is done, and you can't go to sleep until the story is finished.
For longer fics and overarching stories you should give yourself a plan : what is your objective first and how to get to this objective second. For example if you write a lewd fic, think about the positions / setting / dialogue and interaction between the two lovers first, and then think about how to achieve the lewd pairing after that. Always think about what you really want to write first.

And as I said, writing is momentum based. If you feel running out of steam try writing smaller stuff, like greentext short stories or stuff like that. Don't try to be very ambitious with it, but do your best nonetheless. Always try your best.

That's how I usually work. Don't know if it could also apply to other people.
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>>186972163

Cloaked sniping

getting in a good position, using incinerate and grenades without dropping the cloak, firing some devastating shots, reengage cloak and go to a new position and repeat.

was the most entertaining combat I had.
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Ready for private space?
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Just finished Andromeda, it would have been funnier if they had choose to rename Habitat-7 into Planet Bob
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>>186986612
Ol´Musky strikes again
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>>186986612
Yes, if that's what it takes.
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>>186986612
Hell yeah I'm ready.
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>>186986612
Hell yes. I've been waiting since I was fourteen.
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>ywn explore the dark side of a alien world
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>>186806619
Everyone wants a spiky wife.

>>186986612
>that sexy cabin suit
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Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
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>>186995889
To discuss the games and post related images.
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>>186994371
maybe some young kids/babies will set foot on another world one day
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>>186985250
Good advice anon
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>>187000301
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>>186985250
The funny thing is, it started out as a greentext short story. I was writing to distract myself from another fic that I was working on and now the greentext story is up to like 20 lines and I
locked up on it.
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>tfw reading the from ashes fic
>seems ok gives a good reason as to why saren wants to kill humanity but somethings stick out to me as weird
>raul is the ambassador to the citadel
>lone wander and the courier got married at some point
>super mutants ghouls, humans and death claws get along
>they are sustaining the population of the two with artificial wombs instead of trying to fix the problem in the first place
>some things on the other hand scratch the itch, for example
>batarians kidnap humans
>humans drop a bunch of liberty primes on a planet where the humans were going to be sold off
>deathclaws now have stealth boys and shoulder mounted miniguns
is it bad that i enjoy this
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>>187001373
>crossover fanfiction
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>>187001329
It's a very common symptom when writting. You should always expect every story to be 60% bigger than what you first imagined when the writing momentum kicks in.
Only thing that I can advice is to be wary of unnecessary fat : cut down what is not actively advancing the situation or making the reader learn something knew.
Another thing that can help you get in the mood again is to, on the contrary, slow down the pace and take your time describing details. What is your character currently smelling ? Hearing ? Is it pleasant ? Is your protagonist worried about something ? Touch and sound is usually stuff that you can't convey in video game or movies but it can adds a lot to worldbuilding and making the reader invested in a book. At least that's what I think. Stuff like that usually make me want to write more and put the gears turning agains.

Whatever the case, never give up anon. I'm curious about what you're writing and if you ever post it I could give you my critique on it.
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From cold, clear skies over Riverton, Manitoba, Canada, planet Earth, the solar corona surrounds the silhouette of the New Moon in this telescopic snapshot of the total solar eclipse of February 26, 1979. Thirty eight years ago, it was the last total solar eclipse visible from the contiguous United States. The narrow path of totality ran through the northwestern states of Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, and North Dakota before crossing into Canadian provinces Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario and Quebec.
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>>187001373
Crossover fics are always guilty pleasures anon, don't worry about it. I myself quite liked one where a squad of SPESS MUHRINES take a wild trip through the warp, end up at the Citadel and introduce humanity to the twin joys of praying to the god emperor and liberal use of comissars. They're working on the purging xenos thing, but it's slow going.
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>>187004409
link?
what chapter of emperors children
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>>187004271
Pretty neat.
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>>187006538
here's the one for the eclipse that just happened
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>>187007417
>>187004271
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>>187007417
Saved.
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>>186971641
>Cora and Suvi
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>>186985250
I have to disagree. For me, it is never about momentum. The drive to write may be so, but never the what to write. Ideally, the story writes itself and al you do is just type it out or write it down. Momentum in writing often leads to mistakes, rushed developments and unrealistic flow. I think you should always chill, lay back and the characters and their actions short everything out themselves to cohesion. But that's just me.
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>>187007417
God damn, that is great.
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>>187009552
I think that, after everything is said, it just comes down to creative styles. I know I'm a very "stimuli-based" writer : if I don't seize the motivation / idea / momentum that is going through me right now it will pass and with it the desire to create. It's only when I want to give something a more ambitious width, when I want it to be as perfect as I want it to be that I take a step back and plan, draw and slow down.
Momentum for short greentext stories, chilling out and slowing down for overarching stories and ambitious pieces.

But if there's one thing I learned, is that you cannot force yourself to create. It never goes well. If you don't feel like writing or drawing, don't do it. It's like either forcing love, it always end badly with everyone disapointed.
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>>187004635
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6718220/1/Hammerhand
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>>187000301
>>187000510
Thank you screencap anon.
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>>187002892
I think that's my problem, I end up spending too much time on details and I'm constantly re-wording sentences. It takes me to long to advance anywhere.
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>>187010849
There's really no magic trick when it comes to writing, but you did realize that you may spend too much time on details. That's a start !
Do you think you could manage to trim down your descriptions to bullet-point definition ? If you feel like you have to re-word sentences constantly, try leaving the sentence that bother you behind, maybe color it red or something, then continue writing and describing stuff. After 2 or 3 new phrases come back to the red one and see if you see things differently. If you still can't do it, don't sweat it, you're not trying to win a Pullitzer prize, you're trying to enjoy writing and making people read what you write. /meg/ is comfy enough that I don't fear being judged on my english writing skills.

Good luck for your story anon, I know you can do it. If the story is good, then it's good and everyone is happy. If the story is bad, then it's bad and it's a good occasion to learn what to change to better oneself.
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>>187009552
>>187010368
>>187010849
What have you anons written so far? I'm curious.
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Goddang, dude!
https://oceanmyhope.tumblr.com/image/164528090974
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>>187011870
I'm Brioche, the frenchfrog who started writing lewd ME fics some monthes ago. C-Sec femtur having drunken sex with a C-Sec human dude story for example.
Wrote the Omega brothel scenes with the biotic drell and lesbian smuggler and femtur bath scene in this thread.
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>>187012129
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>>187011741
I'm gonna disagree with the details. To an extent, at least. I once wrote a story where my mani character's home was invaded and he was fighting goons in his house, which lead to a whole lot of furniture and appliances being used to the extent of it looking more like a Jackie Chan fighting scene, but it was important to drop the lay out of the house and the things useable beforehand, since all of these would come into use. One of the goons attacking my MC came at him with a hammer and because he was in a hallway, he swung the hammer, hit a wall with it and it flew out of his grip, which led to a comedic moment in the fight. Don't underestimate detail, it can really bring your story to life, but don't do it like Lovecraft did it in the Mountains of Madness. 50 fucking pages describing the mountains, just fuck! What the hell was he thinking?

>>187011870
I'm OCD. There's a mega link to my lists and fics in the pastebin, if I recall.

>>187012129
>Cora
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>>187012284
Ah well I figured one of them was you. You're like the only writefag that posts consistently. I wish I could do that.
I'm more curious about the other anon(s)?
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>>187012671
Hi OCD. Nice to see that you're still around too. Have you written anything recently?
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>>187013152
>>186911664
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>>187013239
Whoops. Must've missed that post.
Nice!
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Hei /meg/, Mass Effect: Discovery 03 is finally ripped:
http://www108.zippyshare.com/v/5mTOH9L1/file.html
https://userscloud.com/3ebl7a2stm7g


Earlier issues:
>01:
http://www108.zippyshare.com/v/2uGXUlER/file.html
https://userscloud.com/gq2c5v26a51t

>02:
http://www108.zippyshare.com/v/tREZKGUI/file.html
https://userscloud.com/yqzj1vct9v2r

Be aware that userscloud is an absolute shit filehost though, the site is riddled with popups. use JD2 if you have it or just use zippyshare, I included it as an alternative.
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>>187010820
You're welcome!
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>>187014321
thanks, Genosse
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>>187012129
Lovely.
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>>187014321
Thanks for the links m8.
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>page 9
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>>187008941
Well there must be some people who like them. Right?
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>>187014321
Thanks wg
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>>187018112
does this mean we can turn into elite dangerous general
>tfw no space ship to fly with ayy gf
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>>187018135
Plebs do exist.
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>>187018135
This thread is full of turian loving degenerates, what did you expect?
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>>187018909
Anon, turians are our allies, the sooner you realize that the better.
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>>187019252
>that turian making a move on a superior officer
nothing but sluts
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>>187019356
Once you go levo, you can never let go.
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>>187018909
Well I never found anything attractive about any of the ayys from Mass Effect
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>>187019356
>Not making a move on your superior officer
You gotta show them who the true superior one is in bed
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I just turned into a Talimancer. I hate all of you for this.
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>>187020647
>fuck bradford out of depression
my god it was so simple
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>>187020937
You're like six years late to the party.
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>>187020937
consider suicide
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>>187020937
Don't blame that on us bro, this is /femtur/.
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>>187020937
It's this place man, it changes you.
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>>187020937
Welcome to the club.
Your next step should be to try to sort through all the shitty Tali/Mshep fics to find the few good ones.
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>>187020937
Oh goddamn, now i need to replay OT
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>>187021146
Bite me
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>>187021131
I first played Mass Effect a little over a year ago and have become a Jackfag about 8 months ago.

Being late is better than never showing up at all.
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>>187021485
>this is /femtur/.
In your dreams chicken fucker
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>>187020972
>traded his sweater for a qt ayy
So thats where it went.
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>>187022056
that'd be an easy way for you to commit suicide but I'd end up with murder charges, sorry.
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>>187022550
Not sudoku if someone else does it
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>>187022056
>>187020937

meh, there is only one true tali romance
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>>187022893
Bitch craves turian cock.
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>>187022550
> it´s afraid to sully its hands
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>>187022893
That's so fucking hot, she'd get fucked by an entire consensus
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>>187023046
Mouth, actually
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>>187022272
Is this supposed to be like those tarot cards from DAI?
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>>187023046
>>187023181
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>>187023527
Nice. Didn't want to sleep yet anyway.
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>>187023004
Who doesn't?
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>>187023527
> all the possibilities

This picture makes the difference between a hand- and a blowjob disappear
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Mass Effect waifu and cumflation.
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>>187023440
I think so
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>>187023916
> soon
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Which one would you choose among those unconventional waifu choice :
>Hanar poetress who gets aroused by dirty talk.
>Sporty and self-conscious FemElcor who likes long walks and exhausting lovemaking.
>Tsundere FemBatarian who shamefully love being the little spoon.
>FemVorcha who's very loving but comes with all the Vorcha intact.
>FemVolus gold digger who's only in it for the money. Will do anything you ask for credits. Anything.
>A Pyjaak is fine too.
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>>187020937
Welcome to suffering, here's your reminder
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>>187024319
Hanar, certainly.
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>>187024319
FemVorcha
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>>187024214
stop
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>>187024319
Easy choice

A Pyjaak is fine too. At least you´ll have a snack for afterward
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>>187024214
That would probably tip me over the edge into finally buying one of their products and I really don't know how to feel about that
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>>187024634
Tali's only like 5 years past adolescence at the end of ME3, no? Has the lifespan of quarians ever been stated?
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>>187024673
>tfw your hanar waifu says "I love you" for the first time instead of "This one most certainly have a romanti inclination tinged by a shameful and lustful desire towards the human."
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>>187024904
there´s only one way to find out
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>>187025136
To my knowledge, only the Krogan, Asari, and Salarians have had their life spans made canon
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>>187025359
That's a male Turian
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>>187025959
yes it is
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>>187025136
>>187025818
Having not been stated, its probably a reasonable guess that quarians and turians are in the same neighborhood as humans, 150 years. It not being mentioned suggests it not being worth mentioning, ie defaulting to human.
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>>187025959
Even better.
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>>187025264
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>>187026469
>>187026317
Y'all niggas are gay
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>>187026450
Wouldn't weak immune systems give them shorter lives?
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>>187024904
I know what you mean anon.
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>>187029228
If they get sick, yes. They go to such lengths to not get sick I'd expect them to live even longer than humans with regard to disease desu.
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>>187029228
Don't the Geth Boost their immune system to human levels if peace is reached?
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>>187029414
But idk if you've ever noticed or knew someone who did so.

But their are people who like to use hand sanitizer a lot and they can have a weaker immune system because, although they might be killing bad bacteria, they are also killing good bacteria
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>>187019252
>Bradford chatting up ayys
Unexpected
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>>187029784
>also killing good bacteria
The ones that matter are those in the intestines. Otherwise, the problem isnt killing good bacteria but not developing any antibodies. If you never encounter anything, lack of antibodies isnt a problem.
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Holy shit my heart
>playing Darkest Dungeon and lurking /meg/ at the same time.
>been some time since I managed to succeed in the first Darkest Dungeon mission.
>didn't knew about the hallucinations
>very sensible about jumpscares
>I thought the hamlet was safe
>get jumpscared three times in a row by the guild npcs, the world map and the caretaker
Holy shit this game will be the death of me.
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>>187029784
They live in cleansuits their whole lives. It's not comparable at all.
What you're saying is like comparing industrial herbicide use to ecosystems-in-a-jar with regards to gardening.
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>>187030315
Good point, so are the Quarians like a race of bubble boys?
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>>187030442
Damn, I just checked the steam reviews for it and like the first ten reviews are thumbs down
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>>187030442
i found a new image you might like
>>187030689
it's because they suck at the game lol
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>>187030495
Yup
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>>187030784
>dat nun
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>>187030689
shitters can't handle rougelikes
>oh fuck I died. wait, why can't I load? game broken!
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>>187030873
lol, why did I never realize that before?

>>187031363
What's a roguelike?
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>>187030442
Think the Crimson Court is worth the buy? I've been debating whether or not to get it.
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>>187031982
Crimson Curse adds a lot. New hero is the Flagellant, tanky bleeder that can heal himself and other reliably if he gets under 50% life. It's also the one class that has the highest friendly fire bodycount when afflicted. The new levels, crimson curse and boss are hard and meant to be completed over time, but they ARE brutal. Most of my death have been caused by two monsters from the Courtyard who crit a champion hero to death door and apply bleed. New trinkets are really powerful and the districts means that hoarding crests is rewarding.

I like the Crimson Court even if, or maybe because it's pushing my shit back in and gave me my first TPK.
Would recommend.
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>>187031982
for 10 dollars do it
SNORT
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>>187031463
games where you can't save and where you die you stay dead and have to start over again, all the while picking up loot you randomly find on the way or from mobs or from shops with offer a complete random selection of items, heavily relying on RNG
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>>187033129
Oh shit. That sounds fun and excruciating at the same time.
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>>187033286
oh and most of them have some kind of consumable you have to have at all times (like food) or else you die as well. and it's also a random drop from enemies or you have to buy it for a lot of money from shops/taverns. that's another essential part of roguelikes.
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HMMYL-LQGQG-Y7BIB
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>>187033424
damn and I thought STALKER was hard.

>>187033624
This a code for something?
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>>187033624
Uhm..!
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>>187034003
code for darkest dungeon
congratulations to who ever got it
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>>187032504
>>187032753
Sounds good.
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>>187024214
w-what are you implying?
is there a product similar to turian cock?
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G'night /meg/
need to sleep, those goddamn jumpscare made me all jumpy.
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>>187034856
Not yet
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>>187035480
Stay comfy anon.
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>>187035480
'night.
>>
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>>187039093
She looks like a penis. Do people get turned on by this?
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>>187039093
Is Kasumi trying to smuggle out a giant pair of testicles?
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>>187039093
I will never understand how people enjoy disproportionate bodies.

It's so ugly. and this is coming from a macrofag, who is so tired of a woman's tits growing planet size while she remains normal like what i nthe fuck
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>>187039093
Fuck it took me a while to realize what I was looking at.
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>>187039715
Like this?
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>>187040024
Well no, that's still somewhat proportionate. She's just very THICC.

What Im talking about is https://berggie.deviantart.com/art/Sano-BE-GTS-page-7-86302180.

Like, I'm a fan of asset expansion, and growth(both specific growth and general growth), as long as it is proportionate.

When it becomes a girl whose tits grow to the size of a stadium, but she's still five foot nothing, then I find it dumb and laughable.

I prefer growth like http://i.4cdn.org/d/1501131993982.jpg
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>>187041106
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>>187039715
>>187040024
>>187041106
This is gettin weird
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Time for Ashley
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>>187042874
we must return to DDG
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>>187042996
i'm worried about the position of that wineglass
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/meg/: darkest dungeon and fetishes general
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>>187043123
i mean DDG is dead even after they got the patch
it makes me sad i will never find my favorite snort man pictures
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>>187043098
Don't worry worry, anon. It appears that the strap to her bikini bottom is securely fastened around the wineglass, preventing it from falling.
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>>187043098
She's going to ***accidentally*** knock it over in front of Shep and then seductively pick it up.
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>>187043123
That what I like about meg, random stuff comes up occasionally. Just adds that extra layer of comfy.
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>>187043374
i like how /meg/ has just enough posters to keep it alive while simultaneously having few that we can talk about interesting things with out being yelled at for being off topic
its just comfy
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all people in this thread need to be purged
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>>187044470
same
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>>186878932
>sterile
>perfect
I feel like her dad really missed the point of EUGENICS
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>>187044853
thats why you breed her sister and use miranda as the cumdumpster she is, get your priorities straight faggot.
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>>187045263
>breed her sister and use miranda as the cumdumpster she is
off to have a quick fap, see you boys in ~15 mins
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>>187045263
she's a clone, why would she be any different?
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>>187045263
>>187045991
Yeah I'd bet she's definitely sterile too
>>
>>
Comfy hours have arrived.
What are you doing right now /meg/? Staying comfy I hope.
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>>187049808
player DD
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>>187049808
I'm having trouble breathing from the welding I was doing 10 hours ago.

Im actually kinda scared, my boogers were black and my lungs feel heavy.
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>>187049763
Nice.
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>>187049808
just relaxing in the afterglow of a good wank
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>>187050160
First time welding?
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>>187049808
drinking while reevaluting my life
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>>187050553
No I've been welding for a while. This is just the first time Its happened.

Im thinking I should buy a box of those dust masks
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>>187050791

It sounds like it might be a good idea.
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>>187049808
Injustice 2 still.
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>>187052436
yeah.
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>>187050160
jackfag?
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>People think that the combat in ME1 sucks

I wish I could slap these people. It's even worse when they say taht the combat in ME2 is better.

Like, fuck you no it ain't bitch.
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>>187053497
ME1 is a great fucking game but you're kidding yourself if you say the combat is anything other than shit from a dog's anus.
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>>187053612
not >>187053497 but I genuinely enjoyed ME1 combat. I will admit it probably stems from my KOTOR love/
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>>187052723
how the fuck did you know?
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>>187053819
Someone posting jack images all the time mentioned wanting to be a welder a few months ago.
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>>187053612
ME2 is a let down in comparison.

Three powers per person is shit. Also, use one power and ALL of your powers are on cool down? C'mon.

No longer can you, as an Adept, lift someone into the air, and then throw them. No longer can you cast Sabotage on a group of enemies to disable their weapons and throw a grenade into them, blasting them into bits. All of the complexity and engaging tactical thinking is gone.

No, instead, we hide behind cargo crates and play pot-shot with each other. And the powers only exist to play a retard version of rock-paper-scissors. ALSO, if you think moving around in ME2 is better, you're an idiot. It's the exact same camera, exact same movement speed, and the exact same control sensibilities.

You move like a tank, sure, but at least in ME1 the combat was skeletal.

>>187054018
>>187053819
Jack Anon is BASED
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>>187054018
Damn you got a good memory. I don't even remember posting that.
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>>187053497
Are you fucking high?
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>>187054060
>Jack Anon is BASED
aw shucks, its nothing to exiting really i've just taken a couple classes
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>>187049808
gonna take a vacation soon so no possibility of getting drug tested in the immediate future, took some DMT DXM and a pint of milk stout and somehow I was sniping people like a madman as Northstar in titanfall a few minutes ago. Ive since become too uncoordinated to do much but lay in bed and chill to tunes and fuck up typing this to an amusing fegree
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>>187054374
>fegree
so close
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>>187054305
Are you? Smokes, let's go. You're too facking stupid to smoke 'em if you don't like ME1 Combat. Just like Cory and facking Trevor.

>>187054350
At least you're doing something with your life. I'm twenty one and only just decided to go back to school for television because I hear CBC makes good money and I wanna get in movies.

It's a two year course, that's appareantly highly demanding. God, I'm going to be twenty four or something by the time I get my life on track. I wanted to travel and shit, god damn it.
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>>187054515
>going back to school for a dying art form
anon i
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>>187054438
somehow I think the captcha had a powerful message for me but i forgot what it must have been
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>Zim and Gaz switch clothes for a prank on Dib
>Gaz mentions offhandedly that she likes the fit of Zim's clothes
>A few days later, Gaz discovers most of the clothes in her closet replaced by purple variants of Zim's invader uniform
>After brutally pummeling him for sneaking into her room, Gaz thanks him for the thought
>Dib subsequently dies of an aneurysm from seeing his sister lounging around in his enemy's clothes
The end.
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>>187054515
>I'm twenty one and only just decided to go back to school
well im 21 too. and before i was in a welding program I was like everyone else and getting a shitty little associates degree(which ill finish getting when im done with the program) and i might be 24-25 by then, just like you.

but why does you being a certain age mean you cant travel? whats the rush? do you really want to be doing, what you'll be doing for the majority of your life by your late twenties?

you're 21 and you've still got a whole life to go.
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>>187054671
damn
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Late night Jack post!
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>>187055831
I heart Jack
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>>187056443
good taste, anon, good taste
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>>187055029
Wrong thread. Sorry, /meg/.
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>>187054595
Television is doing just fine.
Unless you meant film, which in that case fuck you, film will never die.
>>187055043
>you're 21 and you've still got a whole life to go.
That's what my mom keeps telling me. But I feel like Im a failure because everyone I know is already started, and Im working seasonal min. wage jobs.

I dont even cook anymore, I just eat tv dinners or cook up chicken breasts with frozen peas whenever I get around to doing the dishes.
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>>187056789
>I just eat tv dinners or cook up chicken breasts

I never learned how to cook and I don't have the money to waste trying. I will, however, say that I have little motivation because of the sheer convenience.
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>>187056789
>film will never die.
well thats true and they're making more money than ever.

>But I feel like Im a failure because everyone I know is already started, and Im working seasonal min. wage jobs.
shit, we have that in common too. ive worked in factories and warehouses, and well thats shit fucking sucks. but at least i was making money.
now i know you might be a little envious or worried that other people your age already knowing what they're going to do with their lives. but thats them! they might get hit by a bus tomorrow and "poof" all their planning went to shit.

you dont know when life is going to show you favor. or when it might be your last day. you have to do what YOU think is going to make you happy. i quit my major in history to get a welding certificate. and if in a year or two and im still not a certified welder then maybe it wasn't meant for me, but at least i tried.

you go do that movie or tv thing. and if you are a little older than the other graduate, so what? you're doing what you want you want to do. and if it doesn't work out. then just find something else that YOU think might make you happy and go get it.

that's all life is man, finding happiness.

>I dont even cook anymore, I just eat tv dinners or cook up chicken breasts
well i mean cooking isnt hard. fancy cooking is, but its all just sustenance man .
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>>187057123
>money to waste trying
Nigga what. A simple meal is like $2. How many times do you think you can fuck up so badly as to render it inedible?
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>>187058563
>A simple meal is like $2

>>187056789 Here, tha fuck are you talking about.

A good meal consists of, at the least, meat and veggies. Potatoes are also a staple.

There is nowhere you can get all of that for two bucks you fucking fag.
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>>187056789
>everyone I know is already started
I skipped out of high school at 16 with a ged and started going to community college. I was there for like five years before transferring to a four year where I found I didnt like my major. Worked retail for a year and a half before doing another year of CC and transferring again. I'm now 26 and a junior. If the American school system were set up to challenge intelligent students, I'd have been done with grad school and 2-3 years or more into post-doc by now.

Relax, but get the fuck to it.
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>>187058761
Frozen chicken breasts are like $2 a pound, assorted veggies quite cheap - onion, bell pepper, broccoli, hell make a fucking salad with a ~75c head of lettuce - rice is cheap as shit, or get lentils if you want more protein.
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>>187054374>>187055156
this was a good idea
love u guys
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>>187059297
>>187058970
>>187058761

MEG, where you can come to lament about the death of mass effect, share your waifus, and talk about how to manage your diet and food budget.
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>>187061618
/meg/ is slowly turning into a board for people who played ME to talk about pretty much everything else.
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>>187061860
I like it.
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>>187061929
I don't mind it as long as it keeps /meg/ alive so I can keep posting my occasional writefaggotry.
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>>187061860
>turning
Yeeeeeeah....
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>>187062103
Good point. It's been like this for a while now.
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>>187062312
>>187062103
I want to FUCK Tali
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>>187062560
Would you wrap your hands tightly around her thin waist while you slowly slide yourself all the way in?
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>>187063371
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>>187063371
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>>187063371
>hey commander I was thinkin of calling you lo--
>if you shut the fuck up right now I'll consider not throwing you out the airlock
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>>187014321
WESTERN YOU SNEAKY ASSHOLE! EVERY SINGLE PAGE BESIDES THE COVER IS A KAI LENG MESSAGE!
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>>187067860
How were you not expecting this my dude. It's your own fault.
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>>187014321
>>187067860
I potentially malwared my pc for this? There's a point where these things stop being funny or endearing.
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>>187068224
What happened?
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>>187068647
Two very suspicious download sites riddled with ads and popups(av blocked the download at first for some reason, chrome stopped multiple unknown files from downloading) and in the end you get this >>187067860
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>>187068224
Kraut being into Schadenfreude.

Go figure.
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>>187068825
I've just opened them and got KLed again, but the files themselves from zippyshare contain no malware.

>>187014321
You can use that https://safe.moe/ thing for cbr files as well. It's less AIDS.
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>>187068825
zippyshare is the prefered download site of /co/, there's nothing wrong with it. userscloud on the other hand is a shitty site but the cuck4clicks guy uses it and spams the win-o threads with them. I had to use them as to not blow my cover.

Real links this time (yes, they're huge because rippers scaled resolution upwards, bloat for the bloat god etc).

>01:
http://www17.zippyshare.com/v/gmYQId4D/file.html

>02:
http://www117.zippyshare.com/v/pdQk7lTq/file.html

>03:
http://www9.zippyshare.com/v/GROPoKrR/file.html
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>>187014321
> just as I thought i could read a comic while sitting on the shitter

*sigh*
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>>187071391
considering how horrible all of the Mass Effect comics were, does having to read 26 pages of Kai Leng really make that much of a difference?
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>>187071558
The difference would be that I have 26 Pages of my favourite Ayys instead of some asian guy
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>>187071632
that's pretty xenophobic of you.
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>>187071735
>>187071558
Sometimes I wonder when you will pass the moral event horizon and straight up create a Kai Leng malware. Call it WannaKaiLeng and make Ukraine cry from auto-generated fake e-mails.
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>>187071885
it crossed my mind, but I don't have the skills to do it.
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>>187068224
>There's a point where these things stop being funny or endearing.
No. Now it's fun.
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>>187072164
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>>187071885
>Governments over the world toppled by a new, destructive computer virus.
>All because some fucking German obsessed over tricking people on an image board thread.
I'd enjoy something like this.
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>>187072164
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>>187072357
just imagine it, it'd be beautiful.
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>>187072357
>>187072524
Make it happen. We're overdue for a collapse of social order anyway.
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>>187072524
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Why is that shitty german samefagging about himself all day, guys?
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>>187075779
>Leng's silhouette visible in the thumbnail
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>>187076008
It's not supposed to be a trick. It's for the kraut.
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>>187071735
> that´s pretty xenophobic

How can preferring literal Xenos be xenophobic ? I´m literally xenophile right now, the opposite of xenophobic. I would be xenophobic, if I´d prefer the human Kai Leng.
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>>187076121
KL needs to be added to the long line of germans that destroyed Europe.

> Luther
> Wilhelm
> Hitler
> Merkel
> KL
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>>187076550
autism in action
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>>187075950
Because he has no actual job
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>>187075950
His shitposting is why /dag/ died before us.
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>>187075950
>>187078101
That wasn't him. Those, however, are both yours.
You've already posted about /dag/ dying in at least 2 generals today, shut the fuck up and go get a job.
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>>187078516
Someone's paranoid
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you are all pathetic autists, post some best girl.
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>>187081470
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>>187042996
>>187043098

What about this wineglass? What about the upgrades?
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>>187081470
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>>187076550
>falling for the German tricks THIS hard
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>>187083960
pehfect
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>>187083846
Is that supposed to be tranny Ashley?
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>>187087236
No?
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>>187087383
Look closer. You might be gay, anon.
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>>187083960
It's been five years and I'm still mad she wasn't squadmate in me3.
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>>187087847
Because I don't see traps everywhere?
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>>187062848
>That firm, perfect ass
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>>187088014
Because you don't find that ridiculous manface jarring and unattractive. It hardly even looks like Ash.
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>>187088331
>Because you don't find that ridiculous manface jarring and unattractive.
Hold on, where did I say this?
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Skipper!
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Let's go, skipper!
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>>187085548
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I want to see Ashley as a -40s pinup, I think it'd look really, really cute.
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Been busy lately but I'm back with more, hope you don't mind
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>>187093796

Hot damn!
>that leotard
>that big ass
>Tifa's huge tits

I want Eva Coré to suffocate me with her ass.
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>>187093796
Haha. I think I'll add some dialogue/caption or something later

Might as well post this one again...
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>>187094506
Meant for>>187094010

Probably finish up this one next
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>>187094506

Jesus, that's lewd.
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>>187094792
I have a different version with cloud and barret lol
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>>187095182

As girls, or just pushing their dude butts against Tifa?
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>>187095529
I mean they are facing the other way sticking their junk in her face lol
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god damn, why is Liara so sexy
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Why is Femshep such a filthy addict slut for superior turian cock?
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>>187097793
Why do you play her like that?
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>>187097867
>Playing femshep
I don't associate with race traitors
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reminder of the best romance
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/dag/ deserved to die for constantly shitting on our girl Liara.
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>>187098229
>femshep
instatrashed
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Asari are parasites
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>>187098731
t. jealous hambeast.
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>>187097625
I don't get it. Objectively, Liara is indeed very pretty, but I like the generic bitch-face Asari over her, for some reason. I guess it's mostly the line-drawn eyebrows.
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>>187098764
I don't hate Liara man, I just dislike her species.
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>>187098946
Then you should kill yourself for being a cuck, I think.
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>>187099034
That doesn't even make sense
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>>187098916
>being this much of a contrarian that you seek flaws in the eyebrows of the most perfect goddess
sad
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>>187099141
Asari lore is the most fascinating aspect in the ME setting.

Those who dislike it are either subhuman gypsy lovers, or failed normie cucks who want a human thot when they could have a perfect, devoted waifu like Liara.
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Casual reminder that Shiala = Samara > Liara.
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>>187098916
>line-drawn eyebrows
That had never stood out to me. Interesting. Benezia has them too, and it appears some random asari have subtle ones, but most have none. It would only make sense for those with a human fetish, which neither Liara nor Benezia appear to be. Leaves it as simply a stupid design decision by the art team to make two of the most prominent asari (in the game) more human.
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>>187099356
Casual reminder to end your pathetic existence.

Liara is the best waifu who changed the concept of waifus forever!
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>>187099356
Liara is on the same level as Aria. All others are inferior.
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Best girl, purest romance.
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>>187099309
>Asari lore is the most fascinating aspect in the ME setting.
said nobody ever
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>>187096241

Ah, nice!
>getting her face stuffed with butts and junks
Tifa is a sloot, mayne.
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>You will never have a sense of wonder like exploring the utopian environment of the presidium the first time again
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>>187099356
they fucked up her face too badly in ME2 and I will always remember it, what a shame tho, I think she would be down to be the second one besides Liara.
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>>187099948
What the hell is wrong with her wrist on this picture. Why are her hand so tiny ?
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>>187100132
>picking up this detail in the image
I have bad news for you, you are gay son.
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>>187100132
They changed asari anatomy for ME3 for whatever reason.
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>>187098229
Of course I'll post the best romance anon!
:^)
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reminder that only romances that result in offspring are viable romances.
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>>187100895
Kill yourself, landhwale.
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>femshep autist having a field day
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>>187102672
Andromedafags are leaving, time to get /meg/ to its old form.
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New shuttle.
>https://www.nasa.gov/langley/feature/setting-the-spaceplane-stage
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>>187104049
you aren't exactly an oldfag
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Does someone actually play femshep unironically?
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>>187104360
Does that trigger you?
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>>187104232
I never said I was.
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>>187104440
>(you)
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>>187104686
What makes playing as female "shit"?
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>>187104360
best Shepard there is, not even memeing. I chose her every day of the week over mShep.
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>>187104823
playing as female shepard
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>>187104072
Damn, the new shuttle is thicc.

Also new bread when?
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>>187104360
Jennifer Hale acts better and there are amusing dialogue benefits to being female. I keep saying this.
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>>187105024
But why?
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>>187104852
>not even memeing
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>>187104072
>NASA Langley
huh
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>>187104360
I do. And I'm a guy. I like both Sheps, fight me.
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new bread
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>>187105992
>>187105992
>>187105992
NEW THREAD
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>>187099356
I agree, Shiala and Samara are both fine examples of Asari pureness. However I think that ME1 Liara is at least equal to them, Me2 and 3 Liara is suddenly a different Liara. While in ME1 she was that somewhat shy archeologist and suddenly she´s the most powerful information broker that kicks ass. The change was a bit... odd.
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>>187106043
>most powerful information broker that kicks ass
She had information but by personality she was merely hardened a bit, and that was mostly due to the aftermath of Shepard dying.
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>>187100895
that presidium scene on the Citadel was nice. Subjectively their interactions are the most entertaining, in the normal game, aswell in the dlcs. I cant shake the feeling, that their relationship in the Citadel dlc runs much deeper. He isn´t as shy anymore, but rather lovestoned. Which is a really nice touch.
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>>187104360
I do, playing with her is pretty entertaining, plus her being bitchy towards the ayys gives me the chuckles

> also need her for best romance
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