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Noire edition
Previous thread >>186312516

>Download the basic game here. Current version is Dwarf Fortress 0.43.05
http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/

>Official forums:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php

>Find a bug? Don't tell us! Tell Toady! Complaining in the thread will accomplish nothing.
http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt

>Have a question? Check the wiki first:
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Main_Page

>Fireden archived threads:
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/Dwarf%20Fortress/

>Dwarf Therapist (Standalone is out of date, use Starter Pack for 43.05):
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122968.0
https://github.com/splintermind/Dwarf-Therapist/releases/

>DFHack:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139553.0
https://github.com/DFHack/dfhack/releases

>Starter Pack:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=126076.0
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=7622

>More DF stuff:
http://pastebin.com/AnsHjQ40
Modanon's Mods: http://dffd.bay12games.com/who.php?id=3558

>Dwarf Fortress General IRC chat:
http://en.irc2go.com/webchat/?net=freenode&room=dwarffortress
(to connect yourself: https://webchat.freenode.net #dwarffortress)

>A bunch of guides to various parts of fort-based living:
http://imgur.com/a/nGyRF#0

>Video tutorials:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBrdUj1adIBD-vgUodaaxebcdqQ4oEWtg
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD1A3FE72C0DCAC66 (Dated, but good)

>Text tutorials:
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/DF2014:Tutorials
http://members.iinet.net.au/~morty/Getting_Started_with_Dwarf_Fortress.pdf

>This pasta:
http://pastebin.com/iAduXzjn

Strike the earth!
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Armor
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>>186796550
bannerlord when
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>>186796669
Never
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Good armor
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Armour
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Armure
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Amor
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No more armor
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bampu
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>>186322565
>I'll post the final fight tomorrow
4 days, 21 hours ago
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>>186798509
That means we have more pressing matters to talk about instead
Like kobolds
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This machine kills kobolds.
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>>186798941
That isn't a machine
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>>186799264
http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/machine?s=t

Instrument in a synonym of machine

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/weapon?s=t

Weapon: any instrument or device for use in attack or defense in combat, fighting, or war, as a sword, rifle, or cannon.
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>>186797460
More armor.

>>186799264
>implying levers and wedges aren't machines
Son do you even mechanics?
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>>186796550
None of this but the mail shirt, leggings, and helm exist in df
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Different type of armor.
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>>186799264
jesus christ
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>>186798656
Stop spamming this fucking stupid shit
Go to b if you like posting porn and forced memes
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>>186796883
It'd be cool if DF could eventually have states that rely entirely on bands of professional mercenaries.
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Japanese armor > kobold armor
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real talk here

I like armor, and shit like this>>186799589
turns me the fuck on
Anyone has real info on armor, books, documentaries or so, that know aren't complete shit?

I would love you to death if you gave a brother info about that
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>>186800230
>Kobold armor
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>>186800561
Exactly
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>>186800119
Starting scenarios
At least, you can ask toady about it when he gets to it in xx years
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Non-metal armor that isn't made of leather when
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>>186800517
I've heard this book has cool pictures about weapons and armor and talks about each individual piece.

http://www.wallacecollection.org/shop/books/collection-catalogues/masterpieces-of-european-arms-and-armour-in-the-wallace-collection-
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I didnt realize undead were this weak, I waited until I had forged some armor before sending my few soldiers but it was probably not necessary.
They almost never attack, my soldiers can hit them 10 times before they retaliate
Also that artifact warhammer is doing some nice crushing.
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>>186800921
when you learn how to download mods?
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>>186801760
I was talking about vanilla DF you faggot.
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>>186801835
well, probably never. there's a huge list of new features, bug fixes and optimisations that DF desperately needs, mastershit-tier bloated industries isn't one of them. if you want someone to spend hours editing raws for you, you might as well ask a nerd with lots of free time, instead of forcing toady to spend time he could have spent actually developing the game.
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>>186802197
You sound like a cunt.
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>>186802197
You smell like a cunt.
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>>186802197
You look like a cunt.
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>>186802383
>>186802468
>>186802532

Could It Be Samefag

The Mysteries of Samefag

Samefag: An Examination

the shitpost menaces with spikes of samefag
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>>186802197
You feel like a cunt.
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>>186802817
You are a cunt.
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>12 posters
I sense a cunt
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here we have (you)
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Selling haxxed photos of Toady and a billion petabytes of unreleased DF updates and dev builds
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>>186803496
Buying
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>>186803496
I'll take them if you give me fifty yuros
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>>186803481
mujer tigre
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>>186802817
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>>186803647
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>>186803820
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>>186803481
>>186803647
>>186803820
>>186804007
neat
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Ah, so this is the level of shitposting that a lack of updates brings
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>>186804232
no, it's the level of shitposting that newfag-trying-to-force-memes-before-lurking brings
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>>186804215
Please stop.
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>>186804215
thx
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>>186804232
I love the smell of shitposts in the morning
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Conglomerate
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>>186805290
neato
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>>186804007
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What kind of a place is the best to settle?
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>>186807964
Anywhere near kobolds. It gives a nice boost to non-migrant population.
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How do I get a fucking empty bag stockpile? How is this so hard?
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>>186806885
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>>186808903
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>>186808781
>[q] -> [s] over furniture stockpile
>remove everything from "type" except "boxes and bags"
How is this so hard?
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>>186809449
The stockpile is half full of seed bags.
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I am back again. hopefully for longer.


>>186796724
Love the Aketon.

>>186806885
>>186808903
Neat.
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>>186809683
Then make a seed stockpile near your farms or whatever, get those seed bags transported by removing your furniture stockpile for a bit , make sure your furniture stockpile doesn't allow anything but the bags. Actually have empty bags
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Do I have to kill the caged guys to lift the siege? I cant find any hidden necromancer on the map, unless they are hiding on top of a tree.
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Cool armor.
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Horse armor.
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Pangolin armor.
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No armor.
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This keeps happening
Fucking Goblins get OUT
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Goblin armor.
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>>186811542
Stop playing pocket worlds.
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Look at this sword.

This sword is used for executions.
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>>186811152
>he bought the DLC
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Look at these swords.

These swords are very old.
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>>186809384
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>>186809881

Can you draw a Illegal plump helmet farm and distillery being raided by the dwarven militia
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Look at this sword.

Yes it's a sword, it looks strange but it is.
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>>186811873
I unironically bought it.

I ended up never actually using it because it was a one-use item and I couldn't decide which horse to use it on. I guess if the horse died, you'd have to start a new game to get a new set of horse armour.
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>>186810240
I killed them all, and Im still under siege, is there a dfhack command to fix this or to show hidden unit? I cant see any. I tried showcurse but it just showed my vampire mayor and the caged zombies.
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>>186805290
Looks like garbage
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Reminder that kobolds are retarded and don't know how to use armor.
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>>186812707
>look, I posted it again!
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>>186812845
And I'll keep posting it.
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>>186812845
The worst part is that its not even the character's proper colors.
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Two axes.
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>>186813163
Man I wonder what Toady will do with his stated plans of "fighting styles" eventually. Even if its just "The AI uses certain somewhat-sensible patterns of attacks/grabs/dodges" it'd be cool
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memes
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>>186813367
Viable dual-wielding when?
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>>186813367
>useless embellished combat messages that take up twice the space
>cool
doesn't masterbloat already do this?
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Horsecock
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>>186813696
I think some of the added weapons have different attack types but no, afaik.

Also I meant something like "Our gang fights like this" *gobbo does a wrestling throw followed by a stab at the throat* or something, not "X twirls and stabs Y in the thigh using the Whirling Idiot Technique!"
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>>186813439
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Tourneyanon died for this
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I have a feeling elves attacked us again. Now I wish they would fuck off to their baronies and do their noble whining there.
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Isn't it kind of insane that all the tiny vermin that you can't even view in-game have detailed, accurate biology
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>>186814415
>simulates mosquito genitalia
>doesn't fix ancient bugs
TOADYYYYYYY
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>>186814415
It is, but it's not like these are actually used for much. The simulation of body parts aren't hooked up to a whole lot of things right now. Well, they are compared to other games of course, but you could still argue that it's more detailed than the game needs right now. Especially for vermin.
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what small animals look like when you put them in a chokehold
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>>186814491
To be fair, it's been forever since he added new creatures to the game or changed much of the creature raws.
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In future versions of DF you'll be able to crawl up a dragon's asshole
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>>186809881
Timbuk, glad you're here
Im this guy>>186800517

You seem like someone who researches armor before drawing, do you go to some dedicated page, or read books about it, or simply google them
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>>186813818
is this edgy comic still up?
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>>186815330
What a time to be alive
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>>186800517
google, wikipedia, libgen, your local library, and museums if you're in Europe.
search for history of armor, metalsmithing and warfare

Also search the internet for archived threads from /k/ where KM (tripfag) is posting.
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/dfg/ your quality has lowered drastically, I hope you get a new release soon to recuperate the high quality.
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>>186816517
thanks toady
In the name of all of /dfg/ anons, I thank you for your words
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>>186816517
it's not the game itself, it's the changing userbase of /dfg/. the general will remain shit after the new release (as usual, it will become 1000% shittier and faster for about a month after the release, before slowly settling down again).

it any case, the general has attracted the worst kind of newcomers lately. people who take everything personally because they aren't used to imageboard culture, people who constantly ask about the tourney because that's the only reason they came here, people who are from 4chan but from a low-quality board (hence all the forced memes and shitposting), etc etc. /dfg/ is probably ruined forever at this point.

>inb4 sekrit club
well yes, /dfg/ was objectively better when fewer people knew of its existance. as more people have been attracted lately, the quality has plummeted.
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>>186817579
Sounds like a typical general to me
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>>186816491
why does no archive have a search function now, wtf?

>>186817031
wrong thread?
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Very important question, please answer quickly it's urgent
Alpacas or llamas?
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>>186815330
No, in the future you'll be able to crawl on top of a dragon's neck and hug it
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>>186818371
yeah, meant for /bbg/. I deleted as quickly as I could
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>>186818569
yamas
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>>186818569
weremonitors
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>>186817579
We didn't get a significant traffic bump for .42, and I wouldn't be surprised if it was the same with this update. .40 was the biggest increase we've ever had, and we probably won't see anything like it until the myth release. That said, I feel your pain but don't entirely share your pessimism. We'll get better. We always do.
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>>186818569
Yeah, definitely.
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>get bored so I build a custom race meant to be unkillable
>mfw gobbos are strangely efficient at killing them in worldgen
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>>186818569
Llapacas.
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>going through legends looking at past characters
>look at a female one
>she died to some gobbo bandits
>"her body was abused by The Monstrous Eviscerators in Dungeonbrash"
>same with her female companions

are goobs necrorapists?
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>>186820928
Hot
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>>186820928
I'm just hoping some of the background events end up happening in actual play
Like the different executions, tournaments, festivals and so on
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>>186820928
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>>186820928
>>"her body was abused by The Monstrous Eviscerators in Dungeonbrash"
pic please, have never seen that before
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>>186822252
She's the very same tiger woman in >>186808903
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>>186820518
I discovered the problem.
Turns out I was editing the goblin physical attributes rather than the custom race's ones.
I went full retard, didn't I?
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I managed to find a cave fish woman blowgunner and got her to be my companion. What should I name her?
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>>186822580
Fishy McFishface
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>>186822546
You did.
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What objects would exist in a modern Dwarf Fortress?
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How would you go about putting in different possibilities for bodypart/limb looks? Would it work to simply copy and paste the raw tokens for other predefined parts (like eyes) and edit the necessary words and percentages?

>>186823406
I have brought dishonor upon my family.
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>131 replies
>22 posters
Woah
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>>186820928
Hey... hey drawfag
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>>186823668
>plump helmet peeler
>electric drills
>sinthetic thongs
>berserker inducing pills for battle
>gobling refugee camps

Anything you can imagine for one of those selling programs on tv, but applied to dwarfs
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>>186824678
we are a chatty bunch, it seems

>>186822426
so what's toady explanation for this?
clearly, abusing is not a synonim for getting resurrected, so what's the deal?
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>>186825280
>rape
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>>186825280
Maybe it's doing something like impaling the bodies.
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>>186825280
They are sticking their dicks into her still warm corpse, it's pretty obvious.
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>>186825424
You can't rape the dead anon
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>>186825727
Not with that attitude you can't
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>>186822252
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>>186826783
Fucking gobbos. Genocide when?
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>>186826783
Hmmm, I was sure there was a "abused bodies" in there.
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>>186825280
It's not butchery, since I've done that to corpses and it hasn't shown up in legends. I think I'll head over there with my other tiger woman (perhaps her cousin seeking vengeance?) and observe the corpse.
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bump that shit up
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>crossbow wielders can simultaneously fire backwards, run away, and reload

fucken legolas the gob over here
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How do you deal with fire creatures? Fire imps and fb that can breath fire? Especially fire demons. I lost a fort to one of those bastards. Accidentally went to hell, sent 20 legendary dwarves, minor casualties until fire dick shows up. He proceeded to kill every single dwarf I had after getting his arm and leg chopped off
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>>186827638
UPDATE ON THE CORPSERAPE SITUATION

It seems that they just got stuck on wooden spikes.
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>>186829268
Guess they were testing out the "everything's a dildo" meme
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>>186829268
Fucking called it
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>>186811542
Either star a one man crusade adventurer or start a fort with the sole intention of killing any gobbos that come near that fort (which is what all forts should/are)
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>>186830096
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>>186829362
>>186829936
>>186830476

I am now going around curbstomping them and shanking them with their own -avocavod wood pike-.

and raping their corpses, of course

VENGEANCE FOR JEHA

FUCK ALL GOBS
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>>186830476
>good heavens
>not good heathens
can't deus vult-tards do anything right?
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Today has created an excellent name generation system
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>>186832908
*TOADY
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goblin rapists
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destroyed kobold hymens
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Fucking "incoming" units are killing me
I cant get them to show up by changing flags and Im scared something will be broken if I just set the invasion to 0
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I can't believe tourneyanon is dead
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>>186322565
>I'll post the final fight tomorrow
5 days, 6 hours ago
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On a scale of 1 to !!FUN!!House has been cracked open, how dangerous is a lone werekoala?
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>>186840298
You'll be fine.
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Pretend for a moment I am trying to create the next DF
What personal characteristics would create the most interesting dynamics?

So far I have:
* Food
* Shelter (includes clothing)
* Safety
* Cleanliness
* Bladder
* Stamina
* Anxiety
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>>186840685
Concubines
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Allergies in DF when?
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>>186840793
I don't think making sex a starting trait is a good idea because it will lead to overconvoluted insanity
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>>186841537
Alright, then...

Anger/bloodlust, sonething like that
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>>186841703
Maybe not even that. Willingness to do dirty deeds? Mischief?
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>>186841996
Morality in general, yeah, sure
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>>186842643
But how do you define morality ?
What affects it ?
What increases or decreases it ?
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>>186843901
You don't increase morality, morality must be preset, it's not like a karma system, doing things that go against your sense of morality should give you some kind of penalty.
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how do I clear my set parameters for advanced worldgen

i fucked up
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>>186844185
Sacrifice 3 virgins on the night of a full moon, pray to our almighty lord Toady, and make a cheesecake.
>>
ump
>>
hump
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i like building fort
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i like petting kobold
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I like goblins for their terrifying features
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I like tiger women for their stripes, of course.
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I like stripes for their tiger women
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i like shitposters for their curly neckbeards
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>>186848979
There hasn't been a meaningful post for about 75 minutes now
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Odd situation just happened.

>goin along with my adventurer and Fishy McFishFace, my cavefishwoman bf (female)
>find out that some 'umies are gonna raid the goblins
>I go to help because fffffffuck goblins
>encounter ambush party of greenskinned shits
>murder them
>there's a human lord there helping us out, punching gobs
>except suddenly he starts attacking me?
>won't answer to anything, doesn't even give me a "fuck off," just attacks
>forced to put him down

What happened? Was it just a martial trance/rage thing?
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>>186849056
tantrum spiral in adventurer form
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>>186849056
>reading /dfg/
>see Anon used my suggestion for companion name
feelsgoodman
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>>186849130
Makes sense.

>>186849168
She got her foot stabbed off by a fucking gob. Should I retire her from service in this human hamlet? Or keep her around? She's still pretty fast (and she also might get attacked if she's just on her own).

I also changed her profession name to "Futa Cockholster," but don't you worry about that.
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>>186849248
Do you have an identity crisis?
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>>186849327
I'll have you know I embrace my degeneracy.

the cave fish woman is also fat and short

and now she's missing limbs

this is hitting some uncharted fetish territory
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>>186849404
That's terrible, get a better fetish fodder.
>>
I've gotten thrower, fighter, archer, and wrestler to legendary on my current adventurer. Are there any ways to grind dodger, striker, kicker and biter quickly without mods or am I stuck using the boring ways to kill.
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>>186849858
Just use DFhack if you're gonna bother grinding.
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>>186812412
"Aw shOOOOHH we have been busted! Burn everything!"

>>186815342
I rely on Books and those who have dabbled in the high middle ages.
Preferably Books.
I will cook up a list for you.
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>>186849920
Nice. Looks like you worked on your shading while you were away, the stuff I've seen posted since you returned seems to have deeper shadows and more sense of depth. Or maybe I'm just imagining it?
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How many companions is it possible to have? I know zombies are unlimited(?) but, what about living, breathing meat shields.
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>>186851741
Could also be like when you're away from an ex and then bump into them again after a long drought and gods help you it's hard to resist the urge to feel his whiskers brush against your beard again.
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>>186852218
I don't think there's a hard limit. after enough, you get FPS death. But as long as you have great deeds to convince people, you can keep recruiting.
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>>186815342
Here we are, a few off of one of my older outdated lists, cant find the more up to date list.
-Time Life's "the Vikings"
-Daily Lives of the Middle Ages Paul .B Newman
-Costumes and styles 1200s, Hansen
-Jean Gimpel The Medieval Machine
-German Medieval Armies Gravett, Mcbride , Angus
-Mcbride Angus/ Nicolle David PHD: Arthur and the Anglo Saxons war
-Weapons and Castles Matthew, Balent
-BeoWulf (Translated By Lucien Dean Pearson, Monk of God)
-Ashe, Geoffrey, Land to the west 1962
-Abbon, Le Siege de Paris Par Les Normands
-Strayer, Josph: dictionary of the middle ages 1988
-Manners Customs and Dress During the MiddleAges and During the Renaissance Period: Paul Lacroix

>>186851741
Thanks, I have been messing around with more shading.
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>>186853064
So it is possible to lead a band of die hard mercenaries to try and kill a beast deep in the bowels of the earth or in some savage plans or on some forlorn mountaintop.
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>>186844176
Morality (in video games) should be a parabolic arc, with pacifist hippie who would never even hurt a tree's feelings on one end, and murder everything then rape it on the other, with varying degrees of reasonable person in the middle.
>>
so how long until the update
some anon said the end of the month
that was last months ago
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>people picking vampire over werebeast
lmao enjoy your inevitable motor nerve damage
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>>186855174
Each time you ask, the date is pushed back 6 months
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>>186855893
Jokes on you kid, I'm behind 7 shields.
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>>186856003
oh shit
how do i delete my post
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Does suckling blood as mosquito man have any impact on combat whatsoever?
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>>186853352
thank you lots for the books drew, helps a ton
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>>186858831
What do you think?
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>>186853352
Please make some comfy cyberpunk dorf art.
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>broken siege bug
>make a duplicate save to investigate
>Succumb to the invasion - y
>Your fortress has settled into the rhythm of day to day living
Uh uh
>>
What is /dfg/s opinion on quantum stockpiles?
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>>186864628
unnecessary unless you're the kind of retard who likes stockpiling rocks.

just mass hide them through the stocks screen, and your fort will look clean enough.
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>>186864628
when used with discretion they're fine.
being unable to fit anything more than a single ring in a tile(2x2x3 meter space) and being able to fit a million rings in a tile are equally retarded.
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>>186864628
I use them for stone early on just so I don't have to unforbid a bunch of rocks to be used for building later after I hollow out my fort.
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>>186864628
Sometimes I use them for wood stockpile when playing aboveground, or it just takes too much place
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>>186865237
why would you forbid the stones in the first place?

just hide them. your dorfs can still use them just fine.
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>>186865646
Storing stone is retarded so you just make garbage dumps for stone exclusively and then unforbid the stones in the dump as needed.
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>>186864628
It's an exploit, and on top of that straight out of the "how to make an optimized, ugly fortress" guidebook. You have fucking hundreds of thousands of tiles available and no time limit whatsoever, so why powergame?
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>>186865719
>no time limit whatsoever

this nigga dumb
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>>186865687
dumping the stones sounds equally retarded.

why would you waste labour on dumping the stones when you can just mass hide them through the stocks screen? like I said, it won't stop your dorfs from using them. they'll be there and they'll be useful, but you don't have to see them.
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>>186796883
How would you hold something with that?
Also is that a cigarette?
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>>186797028
DEUS VULT!
>>186800921
>Armor
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>>186866945
With your [GRASP] parts like usual
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>>186865827
Because keeping a stockpile near the workshops makes it a lot quicker
>use wheelbarrow to bring stone to stockpile
>mason/furnace operator uses it right there

If you hide every stone on the map, they'll go all the way 100 z-levels down to grab that one ore, then carry it all the way back up very slowly. They won't use wheelbarrows to carry it to the workshop.
Quantum stockpiles for stones makes it so you don't have your stockpile filled with 100 sandstone while the rest is lying around randomly, again causing your dwarves to take a long ass time to carry it to the workshop when they need it
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>>186868018
I didn't say that I didn't use stone stockpiles at all, I just said that it was retarded to use them as a means of getting rid of the stones.

hiding the stone doesn't stop me from having a small stone stockpile near my mason's shop.
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>>186868223
Then unless you make a dozen stone stockpiles next to your workshops, you're gonna run into the situation where it's filled with things you don't want
>Smelt magnetite
>Whoops, looks like your ore stockpile has 500 sphalerite
Or maybe you want bauxite blocks, but your entire stone stockpile is filled with rock salt
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>>186868560
q-s ??
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>>186869002

>>186868560
>Then unless you make a dozen stone stockpiles
At that point adding a quantum stockpile is less of a bother
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>all those babies complaining about excess stone
My above ground wooden fortress doesn't have that issue.
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>>186869267
>gotta mine out ugly square room underground because you dont have enough stones
Annoying
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>>186869428
Or you can dig an elevator to caverns and get stone there.
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>>186869521
Well the only stone you really need is flux so you gotta be lucky with that cavern
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>>186869186
are you seriously retarded?

>force haulers to constantly drag every single stone or ore to the quantum pile
or
>assign a few smaller specialised piles near your workshops

only reason to see the former as "less of a bother" is if you by "bother" mean micromanagement, rather than efficiency. then you'll ask why it takes forever to get anything done in the game.
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>>186869708
>Well the only stone you really need is flux
actually, the only stone you need is towertech ore
>>
Is there a dfhack script that change announcements,? I cant find it. I dont get job cancellation announcement, and building cancellation dont say the reason.
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>>186870534
>constantly drag
>wheelbarrows wheelbarrows wheelbarrows
Also implying that it's a big deal. It takes a minute to collect all the new stone mined out, not constantly.
Your whole argument was to "just hide it"
But obviously if you want it to be "efficient" you need to do a lot more than just hide the stone.
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>>186870534
You're assuming hiding the stone doesn't make it any less usable when it prevents the stone from being properly managed in the first place. Even if I can't see it there are still piles of stone in random places instead of in my workbench.
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>>186870875
well, what do you think sounds more efficient:
>drag ALL stones
or
>drag about 10-15 stones to each specialised stockpile, with about 3-5 stockpiles in total

why are you so eager to defend wasting labour?
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>>186871028
like I said, dorfs will use the stones even when they're hidden. they will become visible when hauled, so you may not have noticed it because of that.

>Even if I can't see it there are still piles of stone in random places instead of in my workbench.
that's why I'm telling you to keep small specialised stockpiles. if there is a pile and an item that goes into the pile, someone will haul it there, assuming they have the proper labour activated and are otherwise unoccupied.
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>>186871217
You're really missing the entire point of this. How about you just keep doing what you do and I'll just keep doing what I do and we can both think we're crazy.
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>>186869267
It takes years to build a few buildings though, what would take a couple days if you dug and smoothed instead
>>
FFS Toady how hard is it to post more than one blog post per week.
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>>186872098
do you want him to go back to writing entries like pic related?

I personally find the ones he writes today a lot more interesting.
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>>186872098
Unnecessary pressure because it's basically a chore.
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>>186872098
Why would you want more?
>>
bumpalooble
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>>186825280
It probably refers to the goblin custom of sticking corpses on upright pikes and displaying them.
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>>186867025
That is armor.
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>>186876887
>Goblins don't have cultur-
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>>186876887
>>186878427
We must respect the rich culture of the goblins.
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>these are the countries that googled DF most
REALLY makes me think
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>>186879108
BERGELE :DDD
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>>186879108
Huh.
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>>186879108
I'll be blunt here

Just how many of you lurking this general are actual finnish people

Im actually interested
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>>186879108
>literally only murricans and germs google mastershit
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>>186878553
Goblins are the best race.
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>>186879732
>the virgin elf vs the chad goblin
I'll go shoot myself now
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>>186879650
I am.
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>>186879732
it's rare to see goblins actually declare war in worldgen. most of the time, the wars are started by other civs who get butthurt about goblin ethics.
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>>186879732
>physical gods
>usually their '''gods''' literally fucking die in worldgen
>>
Does population increase exponentially in DF? Would an adventurer slaying 100 goblins do any notable hit to goblin population after 50 years?
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Splint armor is cool.
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>>186880462
if they start with 120 goblins then yes.
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>tfw this bug will never be fixed
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>>186882707
It will be fixed after the inevitable code rewrite
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>>186882707
The moderators on the bugtracker closed it after deciding that it was caused by using dfhack's open-legends. I think they're wrong, but it's a really rare bug and hard to demonstrate. Anyway, you can get around it by retiring your fort right before it happens and then unretiring. You've got a recent save, right anon?
>>
>want to play df
>pc breaks when I start
Holy shit
How do I sate my df hunger with just a phone
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>>186884397
it hasn't happened to me lately. the pic is from version 0.40.
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>>186884492
I'd say watch a youtube let's play, but in DF's case it's either DasTactit with his 2 hour explanations on how to dig through an aquifer or Vinesauce Joel being confused for 2 hours trying to figure out how to build a workshop.
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>>186884492
Read some succession forts or something like that
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>>186884492
Use said phone to watch streamers

Though even for that you'd be better with a laptop atleast
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>>186885849
There's also kruggsmash who is actually really good
>>
Kobold sluts
>>
Is there any way t enslave people in adventure mode?
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>>186884492
It's not really the same, but there's an android version of C:DDA. Another flavor of autism simulator that might scratch your itch.
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>>186892454
Thanks!
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>>186892454
>DDA
*teleports behind zombie*
*unzips katana*
*teleports back to the front of the zombie*
"heh, it seems like you were a 1000 years to early to challenge me, kiddo"
*puffs vape cigarette*
*zombie falls apart*
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>>186894556
>katana
>not zwei
Retard
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>>186894556
>>186894652
>not just running over all the zombies in a solar-powered killdozer you put together with duct tape
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>>186894556
I forgot how cool cdda was, I'll have to play again

Has any substancial change been made to the game?
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>>186896539
>substancial change
Not really, its still mostly the same thing with fun early game and boring late
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>>186896539
Well, Kevingranade went mad with power and ruined everything. If you want to be able to hit anything with guns, you want Coolthulhu's fork from https://github.com/Coolthulhu/Cataclysm-DDA/releases/

Besides the pointless drama, though, not that much. There's been some shit added, but nothing really notable.
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Time to die
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>tfw waiting for necro siege
PLEASE COME
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>>186864628
I prefer working around the problem differently.
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>tfw I'm waiting for the update, but it's still gonna be unplayable with several crashes for at least a month after release
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>>186849920

Has Drew art become to real and lifelike?
More at six
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>>186902986
>tfw having to wait for therapist and DFhack to catch up
Sure I can play the base game fine, but it's more enjoyable playing with all the added functionality from 3rd party software.
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>>186902986
>after two months it's stable
>by then you wait for the next big update 2 years in the future
>>
I want to die.
>>
I want to die.
>>
Give in to starvation
>>
I want to start a family with a kobold.
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>>186907338
How do Human/Kobold hybrids look like
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>>186907338
>>186907410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE_mYJAKAmc
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>>186907630
Prude.
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>>186907782
I know you're actually an ugly goblin and not a cute kobold girl, don't try to fool me.
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>>186907798
It is known that any coupling between man and 'bold cannot sire a childe, such is their curse/blessing as written in the Book of Good Shit
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>>186907983
They just haven't tried hard enough.
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>>186907939
How am I supposed to know that you're a human and not just some overgrown elf?
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>>186907338
Okay, but keep in mind that their eyes glow in the dark, in case that's a turnoff.
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>>186908208
>watching their half-lidded amber irises flutter with each of your movements
>and then go back and forth, back and forth...
No, it is not.
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>>186908171
If you really want I can post a picture of my large human cock so you can compare it to your tiny goblin chode.
>>
TOURNEY
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>>186908385
Tourneyanon is dead, anon, you have to let go.
>>
W H E N ?
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>>186908345
You mean your hairy elfish stick with disgusting curlies all over the tip?
Please don't. At least Urist can go rock hard, even though his is literally just the plump helmet.
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>>186908538
Let's see you say that when you have my cock down my throat you disgusting goblin, I'm going to your dark fortress right now.
>>
>>186908698
A section of the tower has collapsed!
Ánon Innous, Elven Knapper has bled to death.
>>
Humans should love humans

Kobolds should love kobolds

Dwarves should love dwarves

Elves should love elves

Goblins should love goblins
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>>186908698
>my cock down my throat
That's some next level bants right there, folks.
>>
>>186907782
ye
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>>186909318
Well that's a huge mistake

But have you never thought about sucking your own cock? I know I have.
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>>186909271
I've dispatched antifa to your location, bigot.
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>>186909517
But who would be the antifa race in DF? Kobolds? Elves?
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>>186909517
Do you think DF will have class warfare mechanics eventually? Its not really in the stated goals but seems to be something that'd come part-and-parcel with everything else, and shows up in some of the stories.
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>>186909643
Nobody
It's a world without jews
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>>186909517
*runs you over*
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>>186909481
It was inevitable.
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>>186909740
When the economy is bkac in, so approximately 12 years from now
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I wouldn't mind snuggling with a cute kobold when it's cold in winter while sharing a blanket with her.
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>>186909740
>Toady is adding secret identities
>therefore lying
It's gonna b gud in 20 years
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>>186910125
Blanket or Kobold you can only have one
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>>186910125
Cuddlesex burns a lot of calories.
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>>186910230
>only 20 years
Okay buddy, keep telling yourself that
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>>186910701
Kobold, we'll just hug each other to conserve body heat.
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>>186910701
well there'd only be one answer then

Back on topic, when Toady works on adventurer relationships I wonder if there'll be incidents/bugs where NPCs start turning down people unprompted over little things. "Oh, you're offering me bread? I'm taken." "No no miss Dwarf, I will not marry you because you gave me the last three -iron bolts- for free"
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>>186910858
>posts retarded and stale meme (e.g. hyperbolic joke about release intervals)
>attaches reddit reaction pic
checks out
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>>186911009
>>/d/
>>
I cry myself to sleep knowing that the new release is still far away.
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>>186914094
Same but ALSO because of the fact that barring some miraculous advancements in surgery and/or genetic engineering, kobolds/nagas etc. will NEVER EVER become a reality in our lifetimes

I'm excited for the magic arc, though
>>
>>186914342
Ah yes, I know your pain brother.
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>>186914342
has the person who drew that chink cartoon ever seen a spider in real life?
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>>186914876
Its obviously a stylistic choice, the other eyes are there, just understated
>>
I sexually abused 99 kobolds

But they enjoyed it
>>
>>186322565
>I'll post the final fight tomorrow
6 days ago
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>>186915036
the other eyes look purely cosmetic, like blushes.

and what the fuck is up with those ears? the only things spiders have sticking out of their heads are the chelicerae and the pedipalps, both of which are missing on that spider.
>>
>>186916008
It's like the artist was not trying to draw a realistic spider!
>>
>>186916152
he could at least have made a proper stylisation/schematisation of the spider anatomy.
>>
>>186916572
Its a dog-sized fantasy spider in a RPG/roguelike dungeon anyways
>>
>>186916572
I think you have the wrong kind of autism anon
>>
>>186917187
we don't autism shame in this general, anon
>>
>>186911203
>"Oh, you're offering me bread? I'm taken."
pretty amusing
The sutile complexities of social interaction cannot come too soon in this games
I can't wait
>>
>>186918752
but correcting people is part of my autism...
and before you say anything about that, remember what you just said
>we don't autism shame in this general, anon
check mate anon
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what the fuck is this shit.
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>>186925975
hasn't he wasted enough time with these corporate hack hipsters already?
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>>186926141
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>>186926141
Him and jason from the second pic are the only ones smiling and not making a cringy ''''''profesional'''''''' fake face
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>>186926324
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>>186820928
>are goobs necrorapists?
>>186821135
>I'm just hoping some of the background events end up happening in actual play. Like the different executions

There was at one point a feature where goblins would impale corpses on upright spears/spikes in their fortresses. probably gone now, though.
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>>186909502
I am able to make my self a human pretzel. I sucked my own damn cock when i was like 11. I regret it to this day. Wasn't worth it.
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>put some useless migrants in the military
>undead siege
>everyone dodging in the pools
>some migrants actually had novice swimmer and didnt die
Wow, I am impressed. I always tell myself I will build a swimming pool but I never get to do it for real.
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>>186927553
I made an obstacle course for my dorves. They first become good swimmers then they get enlightened by my traps
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>>186927178
No, that's what it was. I went and checked it out later on (even made a post on it somewhere in this thread). Then I killed them all with those very same pikes.
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>>186927179
is it true that it feels more like sucking dick than getting your dicked sucked?
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>>186928358
Yes. I don't know whether it's a bragging right or a mark of shame.
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>>186928567
I wish I could suck my dick
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>>186928567
Most people would be more comfortable thinking you suck other men's dicks instead of your own

On the other side, you have great body flexibility, and can achieve a level of dedicated onanism most men can't achieve

Truly a double edged sword

Being analytical, you can always choose not to do it, so...leaving anything unimportant aside, you can do a thing most people can't, which is the very definition of something to be proud of, albeit in a very moderate way

>>186928618
This guy is the perfect example
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Bumpings
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*sniff* *sniff*
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Post... *inhales* KOBOLDS
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I think Meph's dead.
>No updates anywhere since mid April
>World Cyclist progress tracker thing remains the same
Someone got robbed/kidnapped/murder somewhere in Africa I think
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>>186938197
Good.
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>>186938321
Quite.
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>>186938197
Well I guess it's time for his fans to pay for the things they stole from him like last time.
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Holy fuck, I just discovered a 38 z-level tall cavern
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>>186928358
Yes. I could do it when I was 13 and couldn't finish myself because it felt too weird sucking dick.
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I'm working on a custom plant. Problem is when I assign a dwarf to pick it, they walk up to it, complete the job, and come back with nothing. And the plant doesn't register being picked. Anybody know what the problem could be?

God damn I wish the object testing arena could test plants and workshops, would make things so much quicker.

https://pastebin.com/VjnasQ8Q
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>>186941415
Is picking a percentage based on the Grower skill?
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>>186943892
Yes, i think so. Now that you mention it, the problem could be the combination of low maximum yield (1 per plant) and unskilled herbalists. Thanks senpai.
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Had a heart attack when this giantess came up to my moat and wall protected fort thinking it's a sponge monster, turns out it's a humanoid.
Spend quite some time laughing at it's silly name before the war dogs mauled her to pieces.
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>>186946881
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>>186947097
Sounds like a filthy goblino name
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/dfg/ if you don't stop being so slow I'm gonna post it.
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>>186947810
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>>186947902
You better not. I'll tell on you.
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>>186947902
it is terrifying
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is fps death still as bad as it was years ago?
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>>186948192
worse
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>>186945238
>I actually helped with a shot in the dark guess

n-no problem desu
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>>186947902
Post what
>>
JUST TALK ABOUT THINGS ANYTHINGS
LETS HAVE A GNEISS CONVERSATION
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>>186954432
I could write some smut to pass the time.
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I changed my mind let the thread die.
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it was a pleasure posting with you guys
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>state that it was sad but not unexpected
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>playing with drawbridge walls
Are you this scared of fighting?
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>>186954630
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>>186954751
But I cant build my massive forts if some people are sparring instead of hauling blocks
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>>186954751
To this day military is still a fucking nightmare. I'd rather just fight cave monsters then deal with bullshit invaders. At least then I can fight on some form of my own terms.
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>>186954751
I want to see Toady give the siege AI some siege tactics. Siegeworks, sappers, siege engines, etc.
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>>186955592
See you next decade
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>>186955045
If I'm doing this I'm going full meme.

>The short goblin siege operator collapses from over-exertion.
>(You) grab the short goblin siege operator by the lower body with you right hand
>The short goblin siege operator fails to break the grip of your right hand on her lower body.
>(You) throw the short goblin siege operator by the lower body with your right hand.
>The short goblin siege operator skids along the ground, bruising the third toe, left foot.
>The short goblin siege operator slams into an obstacle.
>(You) grab the short goblin siege operator by the xXllama wool loinclothXx with your left hand.
>(You) maintain possession of the xXllama wool loinclothXx.
>(You) stab the short goblin siege operator in the lower body with your +large large penis+
>The +large large penis+ has lodged firmly in the tight, never-closing wound!
>The short goblin siege operator fails to break the grip of your +large large penis+ on her lower body.
>(You) shake the short goblin siege operator around by the lower body with your +large large penis+.
>Many nerves have been stimulated!

l-arrow-a

<coating of snaboz glimmerboats's goblin tears> (left eye)
<coating of snaboz glimmerboats's goblin tears> (right eye)
<spattering of snaboz glimmerboats's goblin grool> (lower body)
<coating of snaboz glimmerboats goblin blood> (lower body)

>(You) shake the short goblin siege operator around by the lower body with your +large large penis+.
>(You) shake the short goblin siege operator around by the lower body with your +large large penis+.
>(You) shake the short goblin siege operator around by the lower body with your +large large penis+.
>The short goblin siege operator has orgasmed.
>Short goblin siege operator: Gruesome wounds... begone fear!
>Short goblin siege operator: I cannot give in to sadness.
>(You) shake the short goblin siege operator around by the lower body with your +large large penis+.
>(You) have orgasmed.
>(You): It was inevitable.
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>>186955192
>To this day military is still a fucking nightmare.
How? Spend five minutes setting up a couple of squads and then it just autopilots itself. The military aspect of the game is pretty uninteresting to me almost entirely because it's such a braindead, low-effort mechanic.
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It would be enough for me if toady just added siege monsters that destroy random constructed/smoothed blocks and floors.
Of course people would bitch they can't construct instead of turning it off or just cheese by having rough walls
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Redpill me on starting the game in year 1
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>>186956301
I just wish the AI wasnt so completely retarded. Like, if they actually acted like, you know, soldiers and not angry drunkards with suicidal tendencies.
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>>186957453
In a time before time, I attacked me
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>>186938197
are you joking? he has been back from africa for months, and has posted all the photos he took on his facebook.

I remember being really disappointed, because I had really hoped something would happen to him.
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>>186955192
With proper embark you can bring two proficient swordsdwarves/dodgers and enough ore for bronze equipment. Or even steel, if you're willing to spend ~350 points. Which means most things that can bother you early will get utterly raped. What's even better, if you let them train as soon as possible, you will have legendary soldiers one year after embark, and this is what happens when a grand master swordsdwarf with steel meets 8 hammergobs in full iron armor. If you manage to divide invaders and reroute them to narrow corridors, you can wipe out entire full-blown siege with just those two embark soldiers.
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>>186957967
Huh, well the damn man still hasn't been active since april
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>>186958408
yeah, that's when he posted the africa photos:
www facebook com/worldbicyclist/

warning: they're not very exciting. you'll be looking at some douchebag's holiday photos. I still can't believe bay12-tards actually pay him to go on perpetual vacation.
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>>186958840
here's the post where he says he's back.
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Does anyone have goblin invaders, dead or alive? I'd like to see what skills they have aside from the weapon.
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Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bump
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>>186959056
Why would ANYONE want to go to Africa?
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>>186961182
Because they're idiots?
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If the World progresses in fortress mode the same way it does in worldgen why don't you start playing right away from shortest history?
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>>186962301
I dunno, it feels weird to me to jump into a world without a couple hundred years of post-year-1 history
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Can you resurrect a dead civ by starting several forts or will they be considered dead forever in legends
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>>186963568
not sure exactly what triggers the death of a civ in the first place.

logically, it should be that they have too few civ members to assign the necessary positions. it's not that they lose all sites: a civ leader may remain at his home even if it gets captured by enemies. I've seen this happen.
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>>186963568
If you can embark they arent dead
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>when you want to lay waste and destruction upon dorfs, but they brought a soldier and four rocks during embark
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>>186964232
>the civ you're playing as is dead or dying
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What would a procedurally generated Dwarf Fortress novel look like?
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>only metals are iron and copper
>forced to dig candy to make my temple to the god of wealth
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>mfw digging under river
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>>186966321
It'd be full of identity crises
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>>186938197
>not raped
dissapointing
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>>186947902
please no, I beg you

I have small fear paralysis just from that pic alone
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>>186961182
It's a big continent senpai, lots of surprising good places, white filled or not
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>>186966321
like shite
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How to lift my randomly generated migrants into historical figures?
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>Right now, all attacks are 100% sucessful, so as soon as the goblins decide to send a siege to your retired fort, it immediately falls.
This is some serious bullshit
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>>186970887
They are automatic histfig pretty sure
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>>186971290
they aren't necessarily hist figs from the beginning. lots of migrants are just pulled from the abstract populations.

however, everyone who settles in your fort automatically becomes a hist fig.
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Can you put multiple decorations on an item? I thought you could but it doesnt seem to work. Does it have to be different materials, cause Im trying with different type of gems
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>tfw no completely flat savage scorching desert volcano with flux stone and iron and unflooded caverns embark with struggling Dwarven civ
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>>186971226
Hasn't been the case for literally years.
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>>186974303
don't question, embrace the nu-/dfg/, where people who don't play the game come to joke about bugs that were fixed long before they even heard of the game.
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>>186975830
2cat XD
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>>186975830
I really hate the term nu-insertanyboardyoubrowsehere

part elitism, part depressing truth
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>>186879108
>nya zeeland
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>>186975830
At least I remember times when you could make enemies explode by throwing body parts at them. That was the most fun adventure mode ever was, really.
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>>186796358

>Spend 30 minutes creating the perfect custom character in adventure mode
>end up starting with an iron weapon
>think "I don't want to run into combat right away and get this perfect character killed, I'll train my stats first"
>go swimming in the river at sprint speed to train endurance and stamina
>starting floundering in the water
>I'm right next to the dirt but can't climb onto shore
>drown
>I couldn't climb out of the water because I had swam under a bridge
>tfw
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>>186980462
What's the point of playing 'legit' when the only reasonable way to level skills is to use exploits?
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>>186957769
But, dwarves are angry drunkards with suicidal tendencies
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>>186980948

Conditioning and training have been used throughout history so it's not ahistorical to do it in the game, part of the open-world simulation aspect of the game is it allows you to train and receive the benefits of it. Ultimately there is no other way in the game to train so it's not really cheating IMO, if you are willing to take 5 minutes to swim around in the river its just like your dude is training before going out to kill people which is what I would do in real life if I was going to go be an adventurer.
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>>186981387
This anon gets it.
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>>186986530
delet this
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>>186986530
please no
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>>186986530
please dont
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>>186986530
stop
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I wanna play a middle ages DF but Im too lazy to mod it myself, can you do it for me? thank
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>>186988594
W-what was it
>>
How long should we wait for tourney anon before calling it quits?
I hope he hasn't actually died.
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>>186991982
I thought we already called it quits
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>>186990024
babyfur sonic porn comic
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>>186991982
In the year 2017, Tourneyanon was killed by Reg Cogul the Miner of Beds. I cannot give into sadness.
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>>186991982
Tourney went to shit the moment people started metagaming with their champions
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>>186992529
Is this why you killed him?
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>>186992529
There was no metagaming in the tourney
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>>186992205
I've seen the comic before. It eventually evolves into scat.
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>>186981387
the difference is that the training is vastly faster in the game than in real life


>Throw stone around for half an hour
Now you are a weapon-less sniper

>grab and leggo a crab for about ten minutes
You are now the biggest wrestler expert in your world

>spend one afternoon knapping, swimming and having a crutch in your hand

Literal demigod


It's not fair
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>>186993314
7 D A Y S
D
A
Y
S
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>>186996004
That's bullshit I have legendary throwing skill and it still feels like I miss 25% of the time.
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Someone post some more tourney re-runs
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>>186996907
>it still feels like I miss 25% of the time.
now that's bullshit, unless you try to hit every enemy in the edge of the screen
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>>186997875
Actually the enemy is standing right next to me.
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>>186998000
welp, then that's weird, it doesnt happen to me

Are you throwing corpses or anything big and heavy?
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>>186998682
No, just rocks.
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>>186998996
Someone needs to mod in baseballs so you can bean enemies the American way. On top of that someone needs to mod in baseball bats, I need to field a dwarf team of sluggers.
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>>187000589
Yeah, would be nice to see a dwarf kid with a baseball bat defeat a forgotten beast and unexpectedly save the fort.
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>>186798941
Why is the hilt shaped like an S?
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>>187001586
Why wouldn't the hilt be shaped like an S?
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>>186991982
Didnt he post something last thread?
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>>186992849
Sure there was. There's been metagaming in every tourney, and it didn't ruin this one or any of the others.
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>>187005536
Let's define metagaming first, what's your definition of metagaming in the context of the tourney?
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>>187001586
>>187001750
Where I'm from it means hope.
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>>187005650
not him, but I'll try anyway:
>knowing the rules and underlying game mechanics, and using them to your advantage

the opposite would be:
>it's random lol

then the second guy would start complaining about "cheating" because not everyone is as clueless as him.
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>>187005650
not him but for me it's knowing what's the best character setup (weapons, skills, etc) and using it instead of just making a cool and original gladiator.
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>>187006267
Hm, what I would consider metagaming would be stuff like going into the arena and doing testing different skills/equipment configurations for your fighter to see which one is the optimal one. And as far as I know nobody has done that, or atleast they haven't mentioned it.
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>>187005650
In this context it would mean making character advancement decisions based entirely on the mechanical benefits of point purchases rather than a cohesive character concept or roleplay. But this isn't an rp heavy forum, and (almost) everyone who enters the tourney is hoping to make a good showing of it, so I don't see it as problematic. In the previous two tourneys the finals and semifinals were dominared by characters who made the most mechanically effective choices, and there's nothing wrong with that. In my opinion, at least.
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>>187000925
>>187000589
welp, I decided to write it out, it's the job of another anon to mod it out and then post it here

>Meleé/ranged weapon (if that even exists) called baseball bat
>Can deal a pretty good bash and uses baseball balls as ammo

``Anon, that sounds nice, but it's not like we can get free baseballs every time we need them, what will we do?´´

>New crafts: The skin of an animal can be cutted up in smaller patches, Just like the more leather mod
>one of those patches + a rock= a baseball ball
You can get creative if you use heavy metals instead of rocks or something

Bam, strong roleplay value right there
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>strange mood blacksmith
>takes fucking ages gathering shit
>goes to forge
>"Urist McGamebreaker has created Somethingsomething, a pecan wood anvil!"
>"It is now winter"
>game crashes during saving
>load old save
>leatherworker gets the mood instead
fuck this game
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>>187009017
Metalsmith moods take metal as base material, not wood
Anvils, even artifact, can't be made out of anything but metal
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>>187010278
tfw no slade hammer
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>>187010278
Bonecrafter moods can make anvils and a bunch of other things that bonecrafters can't normally make. You're otherwise correct, though.
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>>187010278
idk what to tell you. guy has a pref for pecan wood and I hadn't made any bars yet.I'm sure thats what it said
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>>187010856
pretty sure they can't at least according to the wiki list of possible mood outcomes.
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Kobolds are for children

Dragons are for mature intellectuals with good taste
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Does retired legendary adventurer contribute a lot to a fortress defensive ability in simulated sieges?
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>>187008842
Not a bad idea, desu

ranged and meleé weapons exist. Crossbows can bash and shoot, for example
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>>187011785
You're probably right, I'm just repeating something I read in a bay12 thread years ago speculating on the origin of the first anvil (since you need an anvil to make an anvil). I've never actually seen one. Wouldn't be the first bit of misinfo I'd picked up from bay12 memesters and unwittingly spread as fact.
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>>187010883
He's right, any kind of smithing mood needs a metal bar as the base material, and if you don't have one the smith will stand in the forge without collecting any other materials until they go insane. You're mistaken.
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>>187016658
white opal
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>>187018269
blue eyes wight dragon
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>>187019864
Damn it, now I have to add trading cards to my toy mod.

>The spinning platinum Exodia strikes the human child in the head bruising the muscle and jamming the skull through the brain.
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>spend winter cleaning death lake
>forbid doors out
>see this

How? How in the fuck? How do I stop this? I have forbid everything on death but these fucking retards keep jumping down.
>>
TOURNEYANON

WHERE ARE YOU
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I want my money back.
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>>187023561
>swordsmaster
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>>187023561
>>187024936
It's masterwork, I bet
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>>187025161
Well then someone's gonna miss his plump helmets because I haven't played masterwork even once in my life.
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>>187025549
I actually bet nothing
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>>186322565
>I'll post the final fight tomorrow
7 days, 3 hours ago
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>>187020942
They might be going in to haul the stone or wood in there. d b f all of it. They could also be dodging through walls. Make all your waterside walls 2 tiles thick. They could simply be trying to path through it. Ensure that the water isn't the shortest route between any two areas of anything, use traffic designations if necessary or just fill it to an unpathable depth.
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>>187029736
>>They could also be dodging through walls.
That should be it. I made my training room right beside the wall.
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>>187029690
>Tourneyanon2, Arena Master, Has been missing for a week
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>>187025161
What's this "masterwork" I keep hearing about?
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>>187032446
A mod/mod compilation/mod launcher made by the much-loathed Meth I mean Meph. People hate him for a variety of reasons, whether its because they're simply purists, because he has a patreon, because of his design choices, or because he includes lots of other people's mods (credited) in the set.
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>>187032604
Thanks anon <3
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>>187032730
no problem 'ave a kobold
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So some anon mentioned a wood anvil artifact. Try a huge artifact 204-pipe organ that calls for leather bellows and wood pipes on a glass base made entirely out of three cut gems.
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>>187033640
>baguette cut
oui oui Eiffel Tower croissant
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>>187033849
Hon hon
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Why is there all these useless combat skills
Ill just put all melee weapons to the same skill, and call it Killing people
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>>187037372
Different strokes for different folks
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>>187037372
get two people in a fight: a guy who's good with guns and a guy who's good with swords, ecept they both get swords. Who do yo think is gonna win?
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>>187038483
>melee
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>>187038483
gunsword
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>>187038528
>not charging into the heat of battle with an axe held high

you're a bow-totin', tree-lovin' elf, aren't ya.
>>
>>187038528
same thing buddy. If you're used to bashing skulls with a warhammer you won't automatically know how to properly utilize a rapier.
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>>187038779
The fuck kind of gay-ass dwarf uses a rapier?
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>>187037372
>>187038483
>realism vs. entertainment argument
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>>187038779
Then you are a bad soldier and dont belong on a battlefield.
But mainly what pisses me off is separating mace and hammer, or pike and spear, or sword and dagger, it just doesnt make sense
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>>187038903
the beardless kind probably but you get my point
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>>187039304
>point
senpai plz
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>>187037372
yeah because stabbing with a spear is basically exactly the same as swinging a mace right
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>>187039304
my autism prevents me from getting points
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>>187039172
maybe have two sets of skills, a more "generalized" one and a more specified one. Like, if you use maces a lot you get skill in maces but also in "blunt weapons", so if you ever switch to a warhammer you're already a little bit good because of the blunt weapon skill but you still gotta get skilled at warhammers, and if you try a shortsword you'll not have any skill because it's got nothing to do with maces. Maybe it could be divided into 3 groups: Bashing weapons (maces, flails, warhammers, mauls and whips), Slashing weapons (shortswords, longswords, 2h swords, battle axe, great axe, halberd and scourges) and Piercing weapons (spears, pikes, morningstars and halberd tip). I've been with this idea in my mind for a while actually. Does it make sense to you guys or does it sound too autistic?
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I swear im cursed to always lose legendary marksdwarves
At least he's alive
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>>187040057
Doesn't the fighting skill already do that
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>>187040147
Nobody knows what the fighting skill does
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>>187040147
Fighting skill does literally nothing. It's more of just a way to see how much fighting you've done.
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>>187040057
Can you even put different skills on a weapon?
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>>187040271
>>187040384
I always thought it was what >>187040057 described. All those adventurers with fucked up stats. No wonder they died all the time.
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As we're all discussing weapons when will we get more advanced weapon techniques like half-swording and similar stuff?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwuQPfvSSlo
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>>187041058
That would require a way of making halfswording mechanically interesting and relevant.
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UPDATE WHEN
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>>187041368
By asking you just delayed the update by three months.
Hope you're proud of yourself Anon.
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>>187041058
We will get that when we get the ability to practice Hokuto no Ken in game.
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>>187041058
Add a blunt and piercing attack to big swords, done
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>>187041589
They already have those
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>>187041820
Then just change the description to fit your autism
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>>187041904
I hope you die in your sleep
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>>187042127
I hope I dont
Also thats rude
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>>187042225
I'll die in my sleep for you
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>>187042127
>>187042225
I hope you both live long enough to wish you would die in your sleep.
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>>187042717
That's the worst thing someone has said to me this week
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How many months until this is done
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>>187043184
A lot of them.
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>>187043184
Four
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>>187041513
WHEEEEEEN
fuck you
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>>187043298
>>187043612
+3 = 7 months, thanks anon
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>>187043612
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Is there some way to view previous versions of a googledoc? I'd like to take a look at the stats/equipment of the 2nd tournament fighters as well as their final stats/equipment. If there's no way then I guess I'll just have to guess what they were.
The doc in the archives (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Xaf7ze5dgC1L4h7Y8flaG6meHZtqiuVj7dojwvQx1yc/pubhtml#) is the very same doc we used in the 3rd tournament, so all the information I need is overwritten by the more current information.
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>>187043298
Hundred
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>>186812619
The dark brotherhoor horse was immortal you know
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>>187044641
>Is there some way to view previous versions of a googledoc?
sure, if you own the doc

ask tourneyanon for pics of the older versions of the googledoc
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I've managed to create a race which, in the testing arena, has proven to be the embodiment of the "teleports behind you" meme.
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>>187044421
Soon?
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>>187045561
You can't just say that and not post the raws
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>>187046254
I will when they approve my forum account
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>>187047008
I think anon meant here.
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>>187047208
I am not a clever man, how would I go about that? It's way above the text limit (because I basically copy-pasted the human raws and shoved my extra bits in.)
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>>187047886
Pastebin
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>>187045561
On a semi related note I really like how jumping works in this game because it lends itself really well to that meme. I've lost count of the amount of times I've jumped diagonally to end up behind the target and cut their head off or something equally chuuni.
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>>187048345
>>187046254
>>187047008
>>187048463
https://pastebin.com/DQqHyPLa
The name is a bit of a placeholder
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>>187048649
Needs work. Change gaits to
>GAITS:1:1:1:1:1:1]
and then you'll be ninja speed
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>>187049046
Thanks m80, any other suggestions on how to make them even more OP (without giving them adamantine skin) would be much appreciated.
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>>187001586
>hilt
Is this /k/?
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>>187049274
remove

[SELECT_TISSUE_LAYER:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:HEART]
[PLUS_TISSUE_LAYER:SKIN:BY_CATEGORY:THROAT]
[TL_MAJOR_ARTERIES]

to get rid of that fatal weakness

have you read the creature tokens page on the wiki. It explains what all the shit is.

http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Creature_token

adding shit like [NO_EAT][NO_DRINK][NOPAIN][NOSTUN] are just a few examples of things that can go towards making the uber creature. Really I just like copying the best parts of stock creatures and making a conglomeration of them all. A true chimera.
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>>187050204
Ah, I didn't notice that. I'm just now getting into DF modding.
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>>187040271
Doesnt it increase the likelihood od dwarves using a melee weapon attack?
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>>187050885
If I knew I'd tell you.
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>>187040271
It's been proven in the arena to help. Legendary fighters will beat non-fighters with all other skills equal.

Anecdotally, I can tell you that Legendary fighter adventurers have an easier time picking up new weapon skills than brand-new characters.
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>>187049745
No, this is /d/.
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>>>/tv/86799898
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>>187049745
No, this is Patrick.
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>>187052916
cutebold futa mod when
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>>187053668
When toady implements both adventure mode sparring AND modifiable combat logs.

I wonder if there'd be any way to use dfhack wizardry to accomplish it?
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>>187053668
Never, because the battlefield would be filled with floppy severed dicks and who would want that?
Cutebold identity crisis smut when?
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>>187053587
ok
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>>187053953
I will write it right fucking now I swear to Armok I'll do it
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>tfw no adamantite halberd
>not even a steel one
It's not fair.
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>>187053925
>The severed part flies off in an arc!
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>>187054063
No you won't. You'll write ten words then give up.
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>>187049046
After changing the gaits as you said, I pitted an unarmed Boi against an unarmed dwarf. The dwarf ran to the middle of the ring, and the Boi disappeared and reappeared behind the dwarf. The dwarf then was beaten to a pulp.
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>>187054205
I'M TWENTY WORDS IN

IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME

>captcha: ercolano POSTO (FUN FACT ERCOLANO MEANS EROTIC IN SPANISH)
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>>187054864
>spaniard writing smut
Well, I guess the spanish don't have much to do. They had their economy disabled by Toady.
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>>187054753
After genning a world with my even-more-buffed-than-before dudes, it's arrived at "The Second Age of Myth" around year 140. I've never seen this before.
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>>187055998
Ya, can happen if

>FBs all get wiped
>leave age of myth
>sudden increase in werebeasts/vamps/necros
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>>187056028
20 years later it was second "of Legends", then 10 years after that it became the first "of Heroes." Crazy world.
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>>187056228
It seems my creations enjoy becoming monster hunters.
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>>187056596
something something hand over that thing, your dark soul
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>>187040384
>>>187040147
>Fighting skill does literally nothing. It's more of just a way to see how much fighting you've done.
Not the case my man
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I want to write a fantasy novel, do you anons think it would be a good idea to practice with DF-inspired stories?
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>>187057385
Yeah, DF is an excellent source of inspiration. It's almost like how painters will trace other works to learn how things fit together. You can use DF in the same way.
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speaking of all this writing stuff does anyone have a link to that one anon's story where he wrote a big autistic adventure inspired by the mod he made? I meant to read it awhile back but I forgot about it.
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>>187055243
>>187054205
IT. IS. FINISHED!

https://pastebin.com/60dAZMhz
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>>187058579
I dug through the archives and got it.

https://pastebin.com/frYr5CbV
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>>187059207
thanks I was looking for it.
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>>187059207
>The reader strikes a glancing hit against the wall of text!
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Can you tell me where you get the parameters from to generate a non garbage world?
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>>187059207
>people actually remember that torrent of autism I posted

Oh my god pls no bulli
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>>187059795
it's ok anon

I just wrote a page of awful reptile futa porn just to prove that I could
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>>187059848
Fair enough. I actually glanced over it and it seemed okay actually, though not really my thing. If you end up reading my own story would you mind telling me what you thought about it? Despite my previous post I actually do appreciate criticism.

Just a head's up though for anyone reading my intent with the story was to mimic threetoe's generic fantasy quest vibe so expect cliche out the ass.
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>>187060001
I already read it and gave you advice when you first posted it
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>>187060120
Oh really? This is pretty awkward then
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>>187060218
____
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>>187058837
>herm
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>>187049046
Add a syndrome they'll use which gives [CE_SPEED_CHANGE:SPEED_PERC:5000:START:0] and see if it caps them at 10.0?
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>>187061227
>implying proper futa =/= herm

you're pleb tier urist
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Any way to make necromancer not gave attributes frozen forever and also make them not raise corpses randomly if I retire in my fortress?
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>>187061580
>liking anything with a dick attacked to it
Faggots
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3 things:
Who won the tourney
When is the update
Is Drew back yet
Thanks
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>>187062794
Lower a bridge on them
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>>187063606
Me
Now
Yes

Only one of these things is true try to guess which
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>>187063684
Congratulations Mr He-Man, how painfully did that elk die?
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>>187063768
Poor guess honey
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I saw a graphical tileset.
It is terrifying.
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Give me a quick rundown on building in adventurer mode.
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>>187070430
I'm not exactly sure how it works. it's less rigid than fort mode in how you don't actually have to move to a place to build there. because of this, it's possible to build in places where it wouldn't be possible to build in fort mode. however, I've still seen cases were a tile is unbuildable because it couldn't be reached. you're best off just learning by experimenting.

one tip: if you get non-wooden furniture from a human or dwarf site, and want to install it, just make sure that all furniture of that type apart from the one you want to install is unavailable. that way you'll install it, even though the menu claims to only let you use wooden furniture. the best way to make the furniture you don't want to build temporarily unavailable is by simply picking it up, since only furniture on the ground can be used.
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>>187054864
>ERCOLANO
but it doesn't you marica
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>>187071869
very evocative. I'm a fan of this one.

I actually like your landscapes and outlandish architecture the most. I'd love to see more of that.
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What's the status on the magic part of the next update?
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>>187073581
there is none. magic comes in the next release arc after the next one. that's at least two years ahead of us, possibly more than three years.
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>focus on magic instead of the economy
Fuck toady tbqh
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>>187075630
Just wait 10 years
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>Possessed dwarf wants the only kind of cloth I don't have and can't get
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>>187075630
>economyeconomyeconomy
t. no one who was actually around back when we still had economy
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>>187076103
>and can't get
Why
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>>187076226
t. elven communist
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Can you mod how much creatures eat/drink in fort mode?
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>>187076829
elven trade:
>free market
>small vendors sell their goods at marketplaces without regulation

dwarven trade:
>all trade is regulated by the state
>everyone who wants to buy or sell has to go through a state official (the broker)
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>>187076784
Not him, but if it's wool then he can't get it unless a trade caravan comes along, if he didn't have any sheep or so on
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For fuck's sake, is there any way to stop this shit? I have shortage of haulers and military, and what I get is thirty fucking nine useless mouths to feed that take several years to turn into fucking peasants with absolutely zero skills. Unless of course they get a strange mood and create some another fucking wooden craft, then they will grow up into another legendary woodcrafter I don't even fucking need.

I hate "JUST KILL EVERYTHING XDDD" playstyle, but holy fuck, I really want to just atom smash those little shits.
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>>187082062
Just atom smash those little shits
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>>187082062
burrow them on the edges of the map to scout for attackers
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>>187082062
You okay buddy?
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>>187082062
Well they will also grow up to be haulers and military so you should be happy
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>>187082519
No, I'm so mad I can fuel my smelters with just sheer power of my anger.
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>>187082062
>He doesn't lock them in danger rooms so that they will grow up to be badass military dwarves that eat adamantine and shit magma
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>>187082728
Anon

Danger rooms are dangerous now, how many times do we have to tell you.
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>>187082905
Survival of the fittest. Besides its a win win in anon's case. Either he gets rid of the kids or they become spartans.
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>>186832908
why does you map look like a pirates lower body?
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>>187082905
Do they even work at all anymore? My guys get fucked up by wood training spears even in full plate armor
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>>186879108
Scandinavians confirmed for being dwarfs
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How do I mod cholera in, there's not enough vomit in my forts
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>>187063605
Anon we've been over this.
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>>187086156
Eh whatever. Like what you want to like.
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Is embarking on a desert hot enough to melt fat inside creatures the ultimate defense against goblin sieges?
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>>187088739
>he doesn't embark on islands miles out to sea that won't be reached by any attackers until toady adds boats
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>>187088947
>can't find an embark site completely surrounded by water
I just want to isolate myself completely.
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>embarking as a dying civ and starting to supply them with adamantite and tamed beasts from the underground
>the civ starts massacring goblins and slowly restoring its glory
Muh dick
Economy when
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>>187090578
Never
>destroy the world economy with one harvest of plump helmet
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I've been out for a few years, is it true you can get tree-fuckers as immigrants and force them to deforest the map now?
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>>187091613
You can get some as visitors, and they can become long-term resident and eventually petition for citizenship after some years, so yeah technically it's possible
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>>187086156
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>>187091613
Not as immigrants, but yes.
If you build a tavern, it will attract bards and mercenaries. They sometimes ask permission to work in your fort, and after living there for a time, some petition for citizenship. If you agree, they'll join you permanently and you can set their jobs to whatever.
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Do scholars have to actually know reading and/or writing to actually write things in the library?
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>>187075630
Hes a leftist of course he doesn't understand the economy and chooses to work on magic fantasy instead
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>>187091805
>tfw no kobold trap
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>>187095237
But he isnt a leftist then just an autist
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>>187098254
Is there any difference?
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>>187098343
The main difference is between being a leftist autist or an autist leftist
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>>187095237
He's not a leftist (anymore) he's a smart fucker. He explained his views in some of his ancient interviews.
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>>187099889
He says he votes left here https://soundcloud.com/thisexists/the-creator-of-the-most
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>>187100092
Oh yeah, bugger me. Well he's rightful to be upset because Bush administration sucked dick. I bet he'll vote red next time cause country's economical state is at it's best in 20 years and is only getting better.
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>>187018269
I thought that was some delicious cheese from the thumbnail.
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>>187077127
DWARVES ARE GLORIOUS NAZBOL
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>when the panther ii is good today
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>>187062794
Necromancers don't actually have their attributes frozen
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>>187101461
why are you so concerned with how toady votes, anyway? if you enjoyed the game before you knew about his political affiliation, you should be able to do so afterwards as well.
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Nigra cock
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Thursday update when
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This thread is relying 100% on bumps to survive

It's dead
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>>187110220
This has nothing to do with my enjoyement of the game. I'm interested simply becuase i respect the man.
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>>187059207
That was a cute story
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If an entity has [OUTDOOR_WOOD], permitted woodcutting but no permitted axe weapon, can they bring logs to trade?
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>>187118173
The closer to death, the closer the update
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What is your most anticipated feature for the update? I personally really like the idea of other NPC adventuring parties being able to do quests like the player can. If we could join those parties as they traveled around I would probably cum buckets.
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>>187118173
Well, if we mine out some shitposts and make a farm, we can switch to plump helmets.
You brought some spawns, right?
R-Right?
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>>187101461
>cue the subprime car loan bubble popping
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>>187123841
>stalking npc groups
>becoming a spy
>getting mugged by bandits armed with artifact weapons for some reason

>>187123950
>pic related
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>>187123841
Initiating wars and hoarding relics sound great. I can't wait to train specific sets of dwarven ops to steal relics for me.
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>>187123841
>feature
I only see more stupid bugs incoming
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>>187126604
Ah yes, can't wait fir adventurer parties to fall asleep forever.
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Can a dwarf love?
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>>187134239
No, but a Kea kan.
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TOURNEYANON WHERE ARE YOU I'M GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>(Toady One) Made your off-site raids a bit more interesting -- if you lose, sometimes a part of your surviving force can be imprisoned, and you can go rescue them if you'd like to try. The prisoners caused various problems with position selection. My imprisoned expedition leader just walked home while still considered a prisoner due to some erroneous travel code exclusive to position holders. The game would also select imprisoned dwarves to be position holders which stopped the fortress from working properly (since they couldn't be replaced or do their jobs or make appointments). I fixed every one of these problems I could find, but I'm sure there will be some ongoing issues with that. Various other fixes to squad reports, their injuries, etc.

>Last month around this time, there were about 20 nuggets left. That number went up and down as work happened and crap popped up -- now there are about a dozen. So progress! Not as much progress as I had hoped, as usual, but not so bad either. I'll keep plugging away at it.

Update in about a month and a half
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>>187135220
so, another 40 days?
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>>187135220
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I can't believe it

Why must the world be so cruel
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>>187135220
its been so long....
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>still over 40 days
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Just got a legendary bone battle axe. Is bone useless in edged weapons?
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>>187142921
Yes.
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>>187135220
It'll be so cool to play as a citizen of your fort sent to rescue a captured soldier
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>>187142921
Its ceremonial only.
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>>187135220
Hopefully that'll fix the bug where you'll see random expedition leaders of hillocks booking it across the world map at random, unresponsive to the adventurer but often technically ambushing him.
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What is your adventurer's theme song?
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>>187150754
Dumb Ways to Die
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>>187146496
In what sense? Dwarves don't perform any ceremonial functions that would use it.
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>be me
>lazy piece of shit anon
>use DF to make the world map for my novel
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gibs me dat update
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>>187155405
¤<¤no¤>¤
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>>187150754
I drift minecarts as an adventurer so...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRbhLtjOiRc
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>>187150754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxkezvGwI20
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>>187159864
You're a beautiful man, anon.
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exciting
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>>187150754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzdNqDHpNWo

My adventurer is from a world where the kingdoms of elf and dwarf were made extinct, and the lands of man united are barely equal to the forced of the demon lord and his minions. As it stands the demon has been cutting a bloody path through the last great kingdom, comprised of humans and the few remaining dwarves. Because dark fortresses are more or less impenetrable, there's nothing he can do but try to stave off the inevitable end by fighting patrols and the like. Eventually the goblin hordes will march again, and the last remaining bastions of civilization will flicker out, one by one.
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>>187150754
https://youtu.be/H841uTdr5S0?t=16
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>>187160663
A war giant cougar is not an effective counter to a bronze colossus.
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>>187161337
Neither is a dual shield wielder.
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>>187161718
But an adamantine spear gets the job done well eneough. Eventually.
Also, that war giant cougar came back for round two. Even got a few shots in. It's still alive, amazingly.
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>>187159864
Nice mineral
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>>187162249
Excuse me, what?
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>>187162581
Okay, so apparently the bronze colossus was a mass of gibbons, however wikipedia says:
>Bilous is a Ukrainian-language surname literally meaning "a person with white moustache".
I'm not sure how I would rather remember this battle.
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>>187159860
Not bad, but try some Zep while carting around: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh2HyQOz1So
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>>187162836
If a bronze colossus is size 20mil, and a bilou is size 6k, then the colossus was made of 3333.33 bronze bilous. Which is frankly a terrifying thought. White bronze is a thing, so they could've all had little white bronze moustaches. I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse.
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>>187159860
Are touge minecart tracks possible. I want to hold races for my dwarves now.
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>>187164075
You can carve or build tracks wherever you want.
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>>187164312
Can't you fly off the tracks going too fast downhill or something?
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>>187164790
Yes. Judicious use of corner walls can mitigate some of the risk, though.
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HOW MANY TIMES MUST I BUMP THIS IN ONE NIGHT
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>>187169840
do not bully the toad
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How the fuck do I get out of the tunnels in adventure mode? I've been wandering around for ages and can't find any staircases upward into forts or anything. Even the travel screen won't let me move so I have to walk around manually through seemingly endless plump helmet farms.
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>>187171190
You're here forever
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>>187172254
I drowned. RIP Doren ònulvúsh.
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Do deep halls have any relevance to the outside world?
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>>187172416
no idea, I've never seen them get invaded. but I guess they provide markets with goods, just like the other village type sites. if you gen a trade map you'll find out.
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>>187172416
It's where backup dwarves come from to fill in for war casualties
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>>187172416
here's a trade map.

as you can see, the deep dorf sites (the blue squares in the mountain, shown as white), are connected to the nearest markets (small blue dots representing dorf fortresses), meaning they bring their goods there.
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I am getting wed to the person responsible for the 'Good for The Goose' comic on Saturday, I figured there's a chance you chaps would like to know.

It's been nice having DF to share between us, never would have learned to play without internet access otherwise.
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>>187176263
Autismanon, congrats bro!
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>>187176263
Wait are you going to be in a relationship with a female wife?
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>>186864628

Pointless cheating nonsense.
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>>187178292
>Pointless
Now hold it right there, you
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I've been doing some tests on arena, and I have to say that weapons page on wiki is full of shit.

First, swords and axes aren't bad against armor. Actually, they are fucking amazing, as long the armor is made of inferior material, that is. Steel swords cut through iron armor like a knife through butter. Same with bronze swords and copper armor.
Second, spears aren't any better than swords against armor. When armor was inferior to the weapon, swords were more efficient. When armor was as good as the weapon, fights were always decided by wrestling. I haven't noticed any "punching through the armor" whatsoever.
Third, hammers being effective against undead is a fucking joke.

Generally, swords are the most versatile weapon, doing great against inferior armor, animals and inorganics. If you can provide your military with steel weapons (which is doable in most cases, you can even embark with enough raw materials at a cost of 12 points per steel bar), there are only two cases when you might want to use other weapons:
1. If you're fighting huge (10,000,000+ cm3) organic enemies, spears will be better, but unless the opponent is absolutely gigantic (e.g. giant elephant), there won't be that much of a difference. I guess against megabeasts and organic FBs you don't want to take any chances, so even small advantages are crucial.
2. Enemy has steel armor. And by steel armor I mean full steel armor. If opponent has steel helmet, breastplate and shield, but iron everything else, it won't do jack shit. Hell, even just having iron gauntlets is enough to get raped by steel swords. The exception are undead, who need only steel helmet and steel mail.
Anyway, if enemy has enough steel to render swords useless, the only choice are hammers. Unfortunately, hammers aren't too good at killing things, especially undead things as it turns out, so good luck with that.
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>>187125854
>pic related
explain this meem to me
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>>187180470
Well, fix the wiki page then.
The research might have been from an old version that doesn't apply anymore (from before movement/combat speed split maybe, and the thing with hammers might have been from the early days of undead).
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>>187135220
>if you lose, sometimes a part of your surviving force can be imprisoned, and you can go rescue them if you'd like to try
desu, that's actually dope
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>>187180701
My "research" wasn't scientific enough, these are just some observations. Maybe when I'm bored enough I'll do it properly and provide more solid data.
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>>187180470
What material of hammer would be better against full steel armor, silver or steel?
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>>187181061
I haven't tested that extensively enough to give you a proper answer, but I've noticed that even copper hammers are doing fine.
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>>187181061
>>187181536
dozens of goblins later I can't say that I've noticed any drastic differences. Copper, steel and silver hammers similarly take 3-5 pages to kill a full steel armor gob.

By the way, a full steel armor undead gob with no skills seems to be too much of a challenge for an expert hammerdwarf with full steel armor, grand master dodging and armor user skills. Go figure.
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>not using a mod to rebalance completely shitty vanilla combat
Why would you do this
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new thred:
>>187183259

>>187183259

>>187183259
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