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>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread then clicking the link below and requesting an invite. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public. Do not kill/grief fellow crew members.
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_pc (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder (Xbone ft. 100% crew black)
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/flibinjibervans (Alternative meme color crew)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older threads
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr
>Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit#gid=1868604557

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.40
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115008752188

>Latest added content
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/60252/Ocelot-XA-21-Now-Available-Plus-Double-Payout-Modes
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Just let it die you mongs, anyone still playing are jerkin' each other off in the discord anyway.
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>>186364107
I'm not in the discord!

I'm also not playing right now cause my GPU is out, but I wish I was.
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What about, OP?
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what killed gtag
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>>186366920
Take-Two
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>>186366920
Razorposting
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>>186366920
I started posting less
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>>186369418
Tryhard K/D whore shitters would do otherwise.
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>>186369418
Why does it say that on my suicidepipe?
Obviously I'm going to point it at my feet, it doesn't do anything otherwise.
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tf man
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>>186370391
you just don't *get* it
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>>186367483
I see that you're still jerking off your impotent edginess, Razor.
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Fuck off with the ads and the shitty discounts, Kikestar.
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Anyone on PC wanna help me pop my Pacistan cherry?
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>>186367035
Underrated post
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>>186372854
Post SC.
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>>186374041
Jstgetitovrwith
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>>186374136
I sent a friend request.
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>this is the shit people are waiting for
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>no qt mini game that lets you break into homes and rob niggas at gun point
>not being able to pistol whip the father while the pregnant mother and two kids cower under the table
>not being able to put the barrel to his head and say some psycho shit about spraying his brains all over the wall while his wife and children are watching
>not being able to drag him to the bedroom to point out where all the jewels are before putting 2 rounds into his spine, then returning to the living room and putting two in the mother's stomach before fleeing the scene
straight thuggin' update when?
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>>186371826
>implying razor has even been to 4chan
>2012

Really?
Not GTA, by the way.
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>>186375861
>those graphics settings
>that description
>ruining lamar's gift like that
>not just suppressing the machine pistol or the micro smg
your aesthetic is fukken gross all over
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So with the gunrunning money bonus this week, if you sell 1mil worth of stock, you get 2mil yeah? or am I reading it wrong
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>>186376649
>street thug
>aesthetic
>posting image of a fake thug that built his legacy off creating music with other fake thugs that care more about how they look
pottery. i'm not in this for glitter points. i'm tryin' to sell rocks and rob beckys.
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>>186375861
thats fuckin messed up bro but yeah home invasion DLC would be great

fuckn heisting mansions would be great
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>>186377186
>literally fantasizing over the idea simulating robbery in a video game known to satirize everything
>tryin to sell rocks and rob beckys
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Has anyone here actually met someone from /gtag/ irl?

I really hope you guys don't do this
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>>186379392
Try for yourself

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2544560
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>>186379392
Yeah and we're now dating, would approve of other people doing so
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>>186379392
i don't know how this would turn out except awkwardness and perhaps gay sex
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>>186379392
lolno too many losers (including myself) to shoot blindly like that
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>>186379392
I would love to one day, but they all live across the country or across the ocean and plane tickets are expensive.
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>>186379392
My friend plays this game, knows 4chan, I introduce him to this crew and we play together.
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>>186379392
I've fucked one of the discord guys since we both lived in the same city.

You know who you are ;)
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>all this degeneracy
>in MY /vg/

I want all of you to leave!
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Do you need a certain amount of people to do a gunrunning sale? like either as a hard requirement or a difficulty thing?
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>>186381782
It's a difficulty thing, selling a full bunker solo might give you four buggies that you need to deliver under 15 minutes. Which is nigh impossible if you do it solo.

If you are lucky, you would only get two Phantom Wedge trucks when selling full.
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>>186381910
Thanks, and dumb question, but that double money is not reflected in the current value of stock, ie, a full bunker is 2mil stock but you'd get 4mil from a successful sale?
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>>186382324
Double money is reflected in the stock value.
A full bunker will show 1.4 mil and sell for about 2.1 mil when you sell to LS.
Normally you get just over a million for a full sale.
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>>186382324
If you sell to Los Santos instead of Blaine County, you will get more money from your stock. There is no such thing as double bunker money AFAIK.

Max upgraded bunker can only have a max value of $700,000, and successfully selling all your stock to LS gives you a million.
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>>186381782
You can do it solo by selling under 350K local as it will only give you a single vehicle for this week, but once the double cash is gone, you have to sell it at 175K local.
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>>186382572
Huh. My bad there is a double money event currently going on?
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>>186382572
Bunker stock is worth twice as much this week, anon.
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>>186381404
>posting degenerate that deals with selling illegal rodent semen
>calling others degenerate
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>want to do full bunker
>2 friends and me
>4 dune buggies spawn
>"alright guys, I can live with losing a bit"
>one guys hasn't accepted CEO invite before the mission
>"ok, so I will lose half, who cares"
>cops literally everywhere
>evasive maneuver into the drain
>get stuck between wall and indestructible fence
>buddy comes to help out
>gets stuck right behind me
>timer at 5 minutes, delivered 3/20 together
>tab out and kill process

>give it another go a day later
>invite random GTAG as 4th member, first time to actually play with crew, better make a lasting impression
>two phantom wedge spawn
>"this is it, what can go wrong?"
>shitter friend is driving second wedge together with GTAG guy as passenger
>comfy drive, lose trailer once because of a street sign, but no biggie
>halfway at checkpoint, friend yells for help
>drive back, see phantom wedge stuck on the sidewalk between a power pole and the wall while a a million cops and helicopters shoot at him
>lose my trailer again, try to get friend out
>ram him for 5 minutes, destroy own phantom wedge in the process thanks to raging cops
>don't know what happened, either the GTAG guy took control or friend actually found the reverse gear, easily backs out
>other, competent friend actually owns phantom wedge and summons it to replace mine
>deliver both trailers with still a couple of minutes left

how can you fuck up so easily in such an overall easy game?
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>>186383721
Dude, the Vagos are the ones who sell capybara semen, not the IAA.
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>>186383721
stop bullying agent 14, he did literally nothing wrong
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>>186384090
he knows and does nothing about it, since he's also a criminal. thus, degenerate.
>>186384105
why? he deserves it. same with lester.
>no quest that you visit lester's home and go chadmode on his ass with the insults
missed opportunity. watching him stutter and tell you to stop bullying him would be hilarious. especially if he does a comical trip-fall with his cane while near tears begging you to leave.
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>>186383993
if you don't know what to do a lot of the newer shit can be really confusing. literally didn't know about explosive rounds until last week wtf
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>still no ban from stealth money
>1 trillion in the bank
life's good
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First reply names my MC
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>>186388132
Bingo Bongos
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>>186386097
where do you see yourself with this game a month later?
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Reminder that PS4 inner circle should be gassed
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>>186390220
>8 player limit
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I worry about the future of /gtag/. We dead as hell.
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>>186394636
Not as dead as simg to be honest
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>>186390220
someone can't handle the bantz
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>people who make crew emblems that have nothing to do with the crew in question
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>>186373457
>club/bar to hang out with friends N E V E R
Fuck the stripclub
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>>186396037
>tfw no club shootout

Knowing GTA online players though I'd imagine they'd just pull out a rocket launcher
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>>186379392
i fantasize about a gtag mansion since of recently famicom
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>>186390220
Who hurt you and would you show us where?

If there is actual complains, try talking to people about your gripe
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>5v5
>my team
>afk, 0, 1, afk, 4
>opposing team
>afk, afk, 4, 4, 0
I thought this shit might be fun. Guess not.
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>>186398797
AFKing in overtime rumble is the new shutter money strategy
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Why is the XA-21 such a fucking slow car? Great acceleration but holy fuck is it slow.
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>>186403904
No it's not you fucking retard, it just has a standard top-speed similar to that of the T20.

It's phenomenally quick around corners and short distances.
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oh for fucks sake
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>>186404631
Not a single person using it has won a race so far. I dominate races with the nero and x80, but when using the slow as fuck XA-21 I always end up in 3rd or 2nd. Shit car desu desu
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>>186405936
what the actual fuck
I had to make the whole delivery mission like this
at least the bonus was worth it
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>>186405947
What kind of races?
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>>186406282
Both stunt and standard super car races. It can barely keep up with cars like the nero, gp1 or x80.
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>>186406708
Of course it can't keep up with the X80 and Nero in Stunt Races cause they're designed for Top Speed
You're just a shitty driver if you can't keep up with a GP1
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>>186406835
So why hasn't anyone been dominating normal races with the xa-21? And why is it that i can easily keep up with the gp1 while using other cars instead of xa-21? Because the xa-21 is a fucking shit car that no one should buy. It's slow as fuck and can't even is outperformed in corners by other cars including nero. Get fucked kiddo
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>>186375573
>they added shitty useless machine guns and literally nothing else
>meaning we can't use it in races, and it will be useless for combat scenarios because we can't aim out the windows with our guns
>the JBwhatever still won't have it's guns activated even though it's literally the exact same thing, a sports classic based on a james bond car with useless machine guns put in it
God why, why did they have to ruin this car by the inclusion of those awful awful guns.
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>>186379443
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2544560
WOW what the fuck, I never actually paid attention, I literally lived 15 minutes away from Nessi until last week. Just moved.

Huh.
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>>186390220
>complaining about Australians

Tip top kek
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How many times can you eat shit before you think "off road biking is not for me"
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>>186408349
Australians are cancer desu. Brazilians are the only playerbase more annoying than them, and that's not saying a lot honestly.
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>>186406195
processor is kill
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>>186407124
the jb700 guns fired unique ammunation if I remember correctly

idk why they won't use those instead

probably because "game balance"
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>>186408349
*goodie room scene from tropic thunder plays in my head*
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>>186379443
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2544560
>no french
thank god
>no spaniards
i wonder why
>one "italian" in sicily
kek

third reich literally when?
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>>186411362
Rockstar can't justify anything on balance after they released the Opressor out of some retard on Twitter's joke.
We should start tweeting at Rockstar for them to add gundams to the game.
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>>186412979
source for the bike tweet joke?
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>>186411362
Nah, the JB700 fired regular machine gun rounds you'd get from a Combat MG. And yeah, it was for gameplay balance at the start, but they done fucked it up with Gunrunning as they found out how much money they could fleece out of people if they shit on their own game's quality.
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>>186413142
Sorry im having a bad time finding it but it was some faget jokingly asking for Rockstar to add the bike from megaforce so bikerfag roleplayers could defend themselves
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>>186413331
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>>186413794
Oooh, I remember that one. It wasn't a tweet, it was rather a comment made by some smug MC shitter on Social Club.

I mean seriously, why the fuck are the MC players so fucking obnoxious and autistic? It's too annoying to laugh at.
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post stats
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>>186390220
Who are the PS4 inner circle?
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>>186415390
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>>186414120
Probably because the only other biker game in existence is ride to hell retribution
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You're not going to kill me on sight any longer, do you anon?
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>>186418183
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>>186418183
I will and I still do.
I love joining sessions, typing "kill on sight" and then going after the tryhard to made that shit character. I will keep shitting on you untill you leave that session.
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>>186418183
Rule 34 of Anne WHEN?
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Pacific Standart (setups and everything)
PC
Host: BlackBarsy
Time: Now
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ever have a bad day?
>start with selling guns
>manage pic related with 5 minutes to go
>try to find another truck
>can't find
>try to get the damn thing to move
>break it free with 2 minutes to go
>now on fire from cops firing at it
>had to watch countdown clock go while having 0 options left
>90k gone
next attempt:
>coke supply run
>knock out all the lost at te-qui-la-la
>I blow myself up
>some shitter blows up my prospect and then the shipment
A few moments later
>coke supply run
>get the coke
>game freezes
even more later
>selling coke
>'there's coke on your saddlebags, just drive to the point'
>hurr cops
>meanwhile, a president driving an APC with a rival president in there as well starts following me
>manage to outrun him
>get floored by NPC
>blown up by APC
>coke shipment blown up by APC
>67k lost
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>>186420206
>when you can't even trust your friends to deliver your fucking cars
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Alright I have about 1.7mil, is it worth it to try and break into the CEO business?
Where would I start? Crates, Vehicles, or Gunrunning?
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>>186371264
>hacked just shy of a 100mil month or two back
>no ban, nothing
>mfw I did it, i freed myself of the chokehold that are shark cards cards
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>>186416096
I don't even know whose characters these are.
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>>186422854
kangaroo shitters
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>>186422016
you should start with ceo Import/Export, but that's not enough money for it. That's not enough money for anything
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how about an update where we npc can pay us money and rp for protecting their stores from other players?
and an update where we can rob houses for jewelry and shit and the sell it
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>>186419738
When are we going to have the science to put GTAO protagonists into SFM?

Think of the slutposting.
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>>186424562
That'll be tutorial tier stuff that pays 5k or less
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>>186424987
whatever just for new players to start up
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>>186424890
>Not making porn of your character banging your assistant over the desk

They can call you Mister Small Time
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>>186425172
Lamar missions exist, jew car delivery exists, regular missions exist, flighst school that pays well exists.
They better raise rewards for playing DM, TDM, CTF and etc.
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How safe is the SafeKeeper program to force solo lobbies?
Is anyone here using it?
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>>186426508
just use task manager
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>>186426768
But that shit keeps niggas from entering tho
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>>186426508
I've been using session sweeper, so I assume is the same thing. If so then it blocks some port on your windows firewall, they can't really ban you for your firewall settings, can they?
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>>186426768
Whenever I do it the next bunker sell mission is always a fail, says it couldn't connect to Rockstar servers.
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this general is pure fucking cancer
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>>186379392
Yes, my nigga from my home state.
I also have 2 more irl friends.
And a gf. :^)
>>186407265
Morehead or New Bern?
Also, I live here temporarily, it is my duty station.
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>>186427908
name 5 that aren't
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>>186427967
Maybe a bit more than 5, the north side of Jacksonville, by Lejune.

Yeah I figured as much though that you were stationed there, never figured you for a marine though. Or at least I'm assuming marine?
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>>186428523
I've been to Lejeune a year back.
My original hometown is the one viva is in, NYC.
Yes, I'm a Marine, have been one for over a year now, shit sucks yo.
There were UH1Y and AH1Z here today, the Iroquois was cock blocking an F18 by going in front and just yawing for a few minutes.
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>>186429043
whats the difference bewteen an Iroquois and a huey?

or are you just being a "i'm in the soldier war job programme" snowflake
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>>186429043
>My original hometown is the one viva is in, NYC.
Ah shit, that's where I'm moving to, spooky. I'm in rural New England with family right now, but as a stepping stone for getting to NYC.

Funny how things work out.

And yeah, I'm not a marine myself, my father was, I have some pretty debilitating physical issues with my knees and spine that keep me out. Spent my whole life around Marines though, a lot of my college friends/drinking buddies were marines or the wives (and even 2 husbands) of marines.
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Can you call for the Anti-aircraft trailer and your personal vehicle at the same time?
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>>186429774
no
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>>186427993
I would, but I don't want it spreading
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>>186429393
They were Venoms or the IRL Valkyrie, I'm just being a snowflake. They is what I get for using names and not just calling it the UH1Y.
>>186429601
Enjoy spending money out of your arse, find a neighbourhood you want, and look a bit more into it. You can live in a white neighbourhood, walk 20 minutes and be in an entire black neighbourhood, walk another 20 and you're surrounded by spanish speakers
I'm developing physical issues, it's understandable.
>>186429774
Although that would be nice, I don't understand the point since you can't drive and shoot at the same time.
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>>186429043
>living in NYC
damn i always dreamed of doing that
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>>186430587
Oh yeah, I've spent loads of time in NYC, I have a bunch of friends there, I've spent time staying with them a lot.
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>>186430587
>I don't understand the point since you can't drive and shoot at the same time.
What are friends for 500 alex.
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>>186430823
how is it anon?
tell us your tales
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>>186429839
thanks cuckstar
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>>186431091
What, my experiences with New York? Nessi's been there way more I'm sure.

I've stayed mostly in Queens, mostly in Flushing and that area, both a more well-to-do area, and a more poor one. I've also stayed in Manhattan around china town, and Brooklyn, honestly I forget where in Brooklyn. I've been through a lot of those three boroughs, never been to the Bronx or Staten Island, but who gives a shit about them.

Very noisy, busy, dirty, gum stains on the sidewalks literally everywhere, I'm normally there in the summer (also been in the winter, around january) when it's oppressively hot, heat radiating from all the concrete. Demographics wise it's way more asian than I'd imagined, I thought culturally it would be a lot more balanced but it felt like almost everywhere I was it was at least 70% asian, often closer to 90%.

I can see why most of that would be bad for most people, but aside from the heat I really liked all of it. I like more grungy cities, I'm really into asian stuff (my top 3 cities I want to go to in the world are Tokyo, Hong Kong, and Shanghai), I love the noise, I love the energy of the place. Literally every time I go there I just feel so much more alive than anywhere else. It just clicks with me. And not just the nice, exciting parts of manhattan, even the shittiest parts of Queens, I just feel so much more energized and at home there. After 3 days there I felt like I had lived there my whole life, something just feels 'right' there.

There are other places I thought were more fun to visit, but no where have I ever felt at home or wanted to live even a quarter as much as New York.
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WHAT THE FUCK I DID EVERYTHING ON THE 100% CHECKLIST AND I'M STILL AT 99.47
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>>186431756
cuck
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>>186431667
>tokyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n70AgNDh6qg
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>>186431756
Glitches game

Sorry goy ;)
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>>186432368
Wait, I just found out that there are 3 chilliad challenges, fuckk
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>>186430764
I don't like it, I like the subway, pretty much it, after a while it's just terrible.
Enjoy your stay, achieve your dreams.
>>186430895
People asking for their own PV and their own AA, which instantly makes me think of someone soloing. Usually if you have a team, they would contribute a workload, where ground force requires people bringing together their own vehicles (like tanks and other solo vehicles) or sharing some (APC).
I pilot my gunship from the sky, the way i have my gunners contribute is by controlling themselves.
I have a bunch of friends.

>>186431667
I live in queens, I have a bunch of buddies in Flushing, or rather near it. All spanish, also the food tastes nice at spanish restaurants. Manhattan is amazing, brooklyn is poor and is where I've gone to college so I took the train on a daily basis, the B/Q trains are nice, comfy, quick and usually on schedule. Bronx is pretty alright depending on the area, either you're in some hood rat projects that is just like brooklyn all over again, or you have something beautiful almost identical to a park in Queens or Manhattan. Staten Island should be part of NJ, it doesn't feel like NYC at all, also it is an island on its own, with only one bridge between itself and actual NYC.
>Very noisy, busy, dirty, gum stains on the sidewalks literally everywhere
Spot fucking on.
Flushing and Manhattans Chinatown are literally pure asians, brooklyn also has a bunch of asians here and there.

The weather isn't as bipolar as shitty NC. Sure you have your hot days and your cold days, but they don't last a whole lot. You can visit pools or the beaches if you want during the hotter days.

I really miss the NYC transit, the amount of trains and buses that can get you anywhere and everywhere. Also, the fact that everything is close by, or a bike ride away.
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>>186408861
uma delicia sopa de macaco
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TUNER UPDATE WITH DRIFT RACES FUCKING WHEN
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Shouts out to NYC
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>>186432840
is the top left a maserati porsche tesla mustang?
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>tfw gtag is ded during European hours
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Should I not have my personal vehicle near me when I try to call Mors Mutual to restore my broken BMX (how that even happens?)
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>>186432645
No yeah, as hot as it gets, it never gets North Carolina humid.

Honestly at Cherry Point the weather isn't even quite as bad as where I am, you're closer to the water and get more of a breeze. Go 20 minutes inland and it gets measurably worse. The humidity is fucking awful.

I don't like the winters in NC either, I much prefer the colder ones in NY. I do extremely well in the cold, but I can't take the heat, especially humidity.

Hey, wondering though, have you ever been out to the outer banks? It's hands down my favorite part of eastern north carolina, and something I definitely miss. At the very least, if you haven't already, I highly highly reccomend going down to the morehead area and checking out the Cape Lookout Lighthouse and Ft Macon. Both were way cooler than I expected. The boat ride to the lighthouse is nice, seeing it is cool, and Ft Macon was so much cooler than I expected it to be. A lot of the islands there have wild horses too which are neat to see.
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>>186432840
>each body part will cost around 100-300k
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>>186433147
Humidity sucks, I agree, now work while you're in cammies, shit sucks, on top of that, being under the sun.
I was at Campo Lejeune, it sucked, the humidity was horrible last year, on top of that we had a hurricane (matthews? iirc) we did training under it and many people passed out, i had trouble breathing. For winter I spent it at NAS Pensacola, so I had it hot.
I've been to Atlantic beach, it is a wonderful place full of dudebros and whores alike. I travel to morehead on a daily basis, weekly at least.
Eating Japanese food at Tsunamis for days.
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What do I do if I want to make big bucks, cocaine stealing and selling, weapon stealing and selling, or crate stealing and selling?
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Coil Model S when?
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>>186433606
>bunch of people that don't play anymore.jpeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
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SAM battery or cannon for APC?
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>>186434092
SAM battery: higher dps, limited ammo
Cannon: faster projectile, unlimited ammo
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>>186433606
>I've been to Atlantic beach
Yeah, love Atlantic beach, if I were to have moved and stayed in the area, it would be there or Wilmington. Kitty Hawke and Ocracoke are really nice too.

And yeah, Ft Macon is right there at the end of Atlantic Beach, it's genuinely really cool.
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>>186434092
SAM battery. yes it only has 60 shots but you can easily refill it by calling it in somewhere else or driving into your moc
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>>186433131
You can't insure bicycles, which mean you can't replace them if they break.
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>>186434245
>>186434625
Thanks
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>>186375573
>wait years to get a testarossa lookalike
>they come out with 3 in a row

wtf
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>>186433606
>remembering that one anon who went out of his way to give everyone nicknames
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>>186435380
the cheetah classic is the only true testarossa, my friend
>tfw my father gifted me a scale model of a testarossa when i was young
i miss you dad
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I know they doubled the value on bunker sales, but did they also increase the time it takes to fill to keep the rate the same? Ive been sat here 15 minutes to test it and the value finally jumped up to 14k
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>>186435894
they kept it the same, just be patient
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You know what would be nice? A fucking bomber, let me just drop a shitton of bombs on a major american city

I'm shitposting but here's a better idea. Using any military combat vehicle is an auto 3 stars
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>ywn drift with your /gtag/ buddies along the hills of blaine county
tuner update when, rockstar
stop shitting super cars for 12 years olds and manbabies
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>>186437078
we have enough cars. we need new animations, new things to do.

>tfw you will never sit on every bench in ls
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>>186437232
Shit like that I don't think we're getting until GTA VI, but I really see it happening then

>more fluid and context sensitive animation
>being able to sit down on anything at the right level
>better taunts/animations
>customizable fighting style, similar to the different walking styles
>better walking styles/facial expressions
This is my big wishlist for GTA O 2, in terms of this sort of thing.
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>>186437232
>we have enough cars
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I kind of want to make a female character just to see how cute the girl clothes are. Someone talk me out of it?
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>>186437496
Fuck, didn't mention clothing, we need a MUCH better clothing system than there currently is. I know that the currentgen clothes are better than the deadgen ones, but it really sucks. More jackets need to be compatible with more shirts, things like ties/belts/ things like that. We need different styles of wearing clothes, sleeves rolled up/down, shirts tucked/untucked, that sort of thing. Just a much better system than what we currently have.

On a similar note, we better have a level of detail and customization with all the cars that we have for the new DLC ones. They got better and better with that during V's life, and the old cars all look awful on the inside now in comparison. And they lack customization so badly, the current level we have really needs to be the standard in VI.
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>>186432840
Neverever please, I don't know how to drift
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>>186437859
No way am I talking you out of it, go for it, the female fashion options are way better than the male ones, some things are disappointing, but for the most part you can make some really nice outfits.
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>>186437859
do it
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>>186437586
how many of these cars do you think are even going to make it into VI? you don't suspect that they might just go the route of gran turismo and start porting cars without any alterations once they have too many?
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>>186438128
>thinking about VI
who gives a shit
i want them now
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>>186438128
I'm hoping most of the new, hyper-customizable cars will make it in, while the older, dedgen cars get remade/new versions.

Stuff like the recent line of nu sports classics, or some of the new super cars and benny's super cars, hell most of the Benny's cars in general, the new bikes, I really hope they make it into VI.

If they bring back the Torero it better have better fucking customization though.
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Pick any older update and give it a part 2/3

>Lowriders and Lowlives part 2
>You can join the Grove Street Familes and quickly work your way up past Lamar
>Tagging is back
>Fan favorite SA clothes return
>In general the whole update is a callback to SA
>NPC waifus and husbandos for both genders
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Did anyone else get sad when they saw Grove Street owned by the Ballas in V?
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I haven't played this game in a good while, it used to be my main game. Has r* fag said anything? I just never have anything to do in the game. I grinded and saved 60 million (legit) for gunrunning and blew through it all out of boredom.
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>>186438421
take the long-term into account, anon. would you rather have a lot of sub-par designs or just a few high-quality builds?
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Haven't touched this game actively in over a year. Can we used the M1919 on the Rhino and how have the upgrades to the already OP sniper rifles changed the meta of the game?
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>>186438693
lowriders part 2 already happened and as far as i'm concerned everything not including lamar/gerald/simeon already counts as working up past them
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>>186439690
I mostly meant working up the Grove Street Family's hierarchy
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>>186438974
>high-quality builds
i want more and more
gta was never a driving or racing simulator, it's about stealing, destroying, pimping and ultimately fucking around with cars based on real models
that's all i want
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>>186366920
same thing that kills every other general on this site, tripfaggots, "inner circles" and avatarposting, you queers start turning an anonymous imageboard general for a videogame into a cancerous gamefaqs community thread
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>>186438871
Honestly yeah, I'm not even that into San Andreas.
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>>186437859
don't. none of the colors of the clothes match
the cloth textures suck
the meshes suck

the only thing good about the female avatar are the max payne aloha shirts
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>make a girl character
>not sure how girls should dress so I just give her a t-shirt and jeans
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>>186442567
Girls dress lots of different ways, it's not just "how girls dress" no more than there is "how guys dress." You need to figure out a more specific aesthetic.
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What supers are even good now? I heard that spoilers got nerfed on some of them.
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>>186439508
>Can we used the M1919 on the Rhino
lolno they will never touch old content. there's a new thing called the apc though that you should probably look into, it's a lot more durable than the rhino and can be equipped with a rapid-fire missile launcher if you have the bunker research for it

>how have the upgrades to the already OP sniper rifles changed the meta of the game?
the heavy sniper mk 2? nothing too bad assuming you aren't a jet pilot. the explosive shells (despite being the second weakest explosive in the game behind the valkyrie's cannon) can take out a jet in 2-3 shots. the thermal scope is a must-have for ground combat, especially if you like taking people by surprise. suppressor is nothing special but it's nice considering the original heavy sniper never had that option
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>>186442880
Any car with downforce got nerfed. It used to be that spoilers didn't matter on cars with downforce. Now spoilers do matter, but they don't apply as much traction as on non-downforce cars, and downforce itself has been majorly decreased.

This is primarily bad for the RE-7B, Tyrus, Itali GTB, and ETR1 in supers. I might be forgetting one or two.

As for what's good, the Nero Custom is probably your best bet. The X80 performs similarly but is harder to drive. The Zentorno, Tempesta, XA-21, and Vagner are also really good, doing exceptionally well in the corners, but not having the top speed of say, the Nero Custom, which is a bit more important for what most people are going to be doing outside of races.

The Itali GTB (and custom), regular Nero, T20, FMJ, Osiris, these cars are all very good as well.
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>>186442880
only the vehicles that rely on downforce (i.e. re-7b, gp1, etc.) are affected and those were already pretty bad before the gunrunning update. if you just want to know the new meta for stunt races, i think it's:

>Nero Custom
>Vagner
>X80
>XA-21
>Tempesta

note the top three are the best options as they are all-rounders but the last two are only for specific courses (lots of high speed turns)
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>>186442567
>white t shirt
>blue cargos or jeans
>socks with sandals
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>>186444406
>>186444192
Sweet, thanks. What about sports class? Still elegy retro custom?
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>>186445474
not retro custom, regular elegy is better. That being said it's kinda hard to drive and doesn't have the best topspeed. Massacro and Jester racecars would probably do you better performance wise. Not that the Elegy Retro Custom is bad, it's a very good sports car.
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What are some of the key weapons to get mk 2 versions of quickly?
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>>186422519
waht are you talking about my ifruit camera was full thats all
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>>186445474
on (stunt) races with a lot of turns i would personally recommend the jester or the elegy retro custom

on (stunt) races with a lot of straight paths like big drop you should be using the schafter v12 (unarmored)
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>>186418183
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>>186449072
How were these taken? How'd you get that pose?
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>>186445731
only the mk 2 combat mg and the heavy sniper mk 2 are essential, everything else is just a matter of preference. some people would include the carbine mk 2 but it's only slightly better than the regular carbine, you're perfectly fine sticking to the special carbine or some other ar you like.

mk 2 combat mg has a tighter spread and higher damage without compromising ammo capacity while the mk 2 heavy sniper benefits from things like extended mags/explosive rounds/thermal scope/etc.
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>>186449615
Man, I really love the default Combat MG, both in terms of performance and aesthetics. I want to upgrade it for the performance, but I really don't like how the MK II looks.
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>>186438014
Hopefully the update would add a kit that makes it possible to drift properly, instead of the shit tier powerslide drifts we have now. Essentially I want to be able to go round a corner with the front wheels going the opposite way without the game correcting me back to driving straight. Same with driving in reverse, if the game didn't make you do a 3 point turn every time you move the steering wheel in reverse that would be grand!
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>>186449334
On PC. Use a trainer to access places that are normally out of bounds, make your character do animations and all that stuff. Then use the in-game recorder and Rockstar Editor to take photos like these.
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>>186437949
>>186437496
>>186437586
So do we think J* will release GTAVI with barely any cars from the GTAV/O updates, and then re-release the exact same cars into GTAVI updates?
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>>186450120
So that was not being shitty at driving, I wanted to hollywood and turn my car around so I can potshots at the police in reverse
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>>186449905
is it the stock? for me it was the stock. the appearance really isn't so bad once you upgrade though, plenty of aesthetic options to offset a few of the flaws
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>>186450519
Nope, the game just massively overcorrects when you're reversing because for some reason R* assumed you won't ever want to do anything important in reverse. I tried the same thing as you, reversing and shooting the cops, but I touched the steering and suddenly the cops were all behind me.
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>>186418183
>>186449072
>>186450124
Stop being a footfag nurmay
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>>186450618
Yeah I prefer the stock, but the big thing is the barrel area.

Also the Combat MG is like, the one gun in the game I really like the pink skin for. It looks awful on everything else, most of the bright skins do, but this is the one place where I really like it.
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>>186418183
absolutely disgusting
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Just redid my Sabre Turbo, thought the old variant was looking a little lackluster. I've had this car since the beginning of the game on day one.

I'm happy with it. If GTAG does another race night you'll see me in it.
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>>186451840
Why did you kill CJ's mom
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>>186451840
>tfw fell for the performance meme
>tfw i spin out every time i try to use this in a stunt race
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>>186452227
>He can't drive so he blames the vehicle

Textbook shitter
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>>186451840
>If GTAG does another race night
I was hoping that would end up a weekly thing, and it ended up being a one off.
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>>186452227
cuck
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>>186452227
With muscle cars you can really swing them into corners and use the raw power to accelerate back out if you're not a massive shitter who blames the tools
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>>186452227
You spin out with the sabre turbo custom, try using the fucking Pißwasser Dominator.
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>>186438693
Cunning Stunts Part 2
>The Cunning Stunt Academy becomes a real thing, with a membership fee you pay to join
>Flight School-like instanced classes on how to drive and do stunts, kind of like driving school from SA
>Stunt Missions in freeroam in which you do quick tricks in specific scenes in specified vehicles for commercial and movie footage and get graded on performance
>Completing the Stunt Academy unlocks the ability to register as a Stunt Driver (identified by a helmet icon in the player list in place of the MC/CEO icon) and completing Stunt Missions earns you Stunt Time. While registered as a Stunt Driver, your accumulated Stunt Time counts down and you can do tricks off of anything in freeroam and earn money for it based on airtime, distance, flips, spins, etc. multiplied by the number of players nearby "watching" the stunts
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>bar fight with lost MC bike resupply mission
>no weapons allowed in the bar
>lost get weapons anyway
>lost weapons ignore body armor
>lost still chase after you anyway after the fight
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>>186454145
>drive bike outside club
>place stickies on bike
>drive bike inside
>aggro as many Lost as possible
>convert to Islam
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>>186454067
Would be shit at it but would be an assistant to any stuntman
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>>186454145
>bar fight with lost MC bike resupply mission
>get civ bike off street
>put sticky bomb on it
>drive inside and blow everyone up
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>be in solo lobby working on ceo and biker shit
>suddenly 3 fags join and start trying to kick me
>reasoning is because I have a +2 k/d

Jesus is someone who can win fights really that intimidating?
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>>186455383
They're prolly kicking you because it's 3 friends who want your solo lobby so they can move some guns around. Quit making shit up, cause no one looks at KDR and goes "Shit, we gotta kick this fella cause he's only got a measely 2.00 KDR"
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>>186455383
Remember, this is the internet, where anyone worse than someone is a scrub or a noob and anyone better than them is a sweaty tryhard or a hacker. Most players can't cope with the idea of someone else being more skilled than them.

If you can, start a VIP or MC job and watch them cry as you take your sweet-ass time. Kicks don't work while one is ongoing.
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>>186455571
>making shit up
That was the reason they fucking gave me. This is why I filter you tripfags
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>>186455783
Forgot my pic.

By the way, ideally you should start Sightseer. That blocks BST spawns and will really piss them off.
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>>186455947
Prolly a bullshit reason to make you feel less worse about them stealing your solo lobby. If the kick passed, they were clearly friends. Come on, guy. Put too and to twogether
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>>186452385
the suspension is what really fucks it up. with the sabre custom you're forced to throw hydraulics on it which can mess you up very easily on certain tracks
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>>186456328
No him but thats a bs reason to kick people

I haven't played this game in a good while, it used to be my main game. Has r* fag said anything? I just never have anything to do in the game. I grinded and saved 60 million (legit) for gunrunning and blew through it all out of boredom.
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>>186455783
>Most players can't cope with the idea of someone else being more skilled than them.
>saying this in a game where the skill ceiling is basically non-existent as long as you have money
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>>186458093
bullets are cheap
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>>186458252
not explosive rounds
not the vehicles
not the fucking guns you get the ammunition for
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Anyone else call Merryweather mercs on people?

It's sad how many high level shitters die to them
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>>186458901
>actually using special ammo

boi
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>>186460057
They don't stop spawning, and run with the robocop AI
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>>186460082
I'll go back to stock sniper ammo when they finally release the Railgun.
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>>186460057
Saw a faggot low lvl 99 blow up some poor guy's stock. Followed him to his apartment and placed proxies everywhere. He comes out as i'm far away and gets his car and himself blow up. He proceeds put a $9000 bounty on me, calls the mercs on me and every possible other thing there is. He then goes passive.

I went in my bunker, sat at the security cameras and took my dog for a walk to the park. Hilarious how shitters still think they can get at me by calling in mercs and other shit.
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>>186462282
I weirdly don't find GTA's key gameplay that fun, I mean it's passable and I get enjoyment out of it but compared to other open world shoot and drive games it does have not a major hook.

Might sound like a flaming faggot but I think the world and characters really carry it for me. One fun act I remember from GTA:O was calling the mercs on someone while I was watching a movie ingame
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>>186462715
I've never personally bothered with bounties or mercs since I feel no one ia worth me spending money on to kill or annoy, but considering how absolute shit the gameplay is I can understand your reason for doing it.
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>>186463390
>not setting bounties on all the passive toggling shitters you see
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Why is it always mexicans who get in jets, then go passive to get another one when shot down
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>>186467037
Shitters aren't worth my time or money. I have better things to do and spend money on.
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>XA-21 will be outclassed by new vehicles in less than 4 months
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>>186468006
>implying it's not already outclassed.
XA-21 is a shit supercar. Worst one released so far. Only thing it has is good acceleration.
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>>186468104
>Best regular racetrack car in the game
>Shit
Learn to drive fuccboi
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>>186468261
>slow as fuck compared to most other supers
>can't keep up with nero, x80, gp1 etc etc
>already have cars with better cornering
Ye...i can see why you would call it the best car, fuckboi
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>>186468104
>Only thing it has is good acceleration.
>not mentioning that godly gear shift
>not mentioning the unique dashboard
>not mentioning all those customization options
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>>186468738
>dashboard and customization options help me win races
K
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You can choose to tighten up one aspect of GTA until it's godlike, ie racing so good that lifelong fans of real racing games would rather play GTA than their games

Which aspect do you pick and why is it fashion?
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>>186469751
Waifus for sure
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>>186469794
>GTA all about dating cute girls and helping them with their troubles

Depending on the setting it's a must buy
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>>186468006
>all the vehicles added in gunrunning will be useless a year from now

they can't keep getting away with this
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>>186468884
say that to me grill on pier race not on the threads fgt
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>>186469751
add better dating features

Sleeping dogs cut it out
Watchdogs didn't have it at all
GTA4 was good, but it could have been built upon
GTAV was literally "lol you can fuck strippers and prostitutes and that's it"

I don't even like dating sims
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>>186469751
combat. it won't please everyone but it also won't be ruled by a few assholes who live in their weaponized vehicles.
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>>186425196
anne or the assistant, who do you think deserves the lewd more?
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>>186472450
assistant pls
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>>186422519
Lucky bastard
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>buy a full set of supplies for my bunker
>come back 2 hours later
>no change in stock and supplies still empty

fucking CUNT
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>>186472980
were you sitting in the bunker or did you log off? you have to be online for supplies/stock to accumulate
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>>186366920
PC port
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>>186473189
I was doing stuff in a public lobby for 2 hours
I don't think the stock ever got delivered. like I paid the 75k and it never came
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>>186470370
I will fuck your holes fgt. You can't win races with decorations
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>>186474408
yes but i can win them with my superior traction/turning radius :^)
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>>186475351
No....you can't. Simply because other cars outperform the xa-21 in that as well
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owned xd
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>>186475453
i wonder why i don't see any of those cars winning races any more? :^)))
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>>186433606
>made it on twice
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>>186478534
I haven't seen a single xa-21 win a race so far. Not a single one. It constantly gets dominated by the gp1 and nero.
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sometimes I regret not getting a more expensive and ergo, closer, bunker
sometimes
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>>186480208
Really doesn't make that huge of a difference. I've got the chumash bunker and prefer it's location to other places. Sometimes I find it closer to a lot of the supply missions. Honestly the forest bunker is still the comfiest bunker.
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>>186479574
>It constantly gets dominated by the gp1 and nero.
>It constantly gets dominated by the gp1
>It gets dominated by the gp1
>dominated by the gp1
>gp1

who do you think you're fooling?
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>>186480367
I say it like I see it. And that's what I've been seeing in races.
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>>186435692
I give people nicknames, usually in the ABxxC format, or 5 letters.
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>>186480335
Another paleto pleb here, 'comfy' can suck my goddamn cock. El Burro, Merryweather docks, Del Perro, Rancho. Every. Single. Fucking. Resupply I have ever done that did not involve that technical aqua, has been stationed in the goddamn city. I know other places exist, I've helped friends raid the altruist camp, the training grounds literally down the street from that bunker and Humane labs. But no, I bought the cheapest fucking place because I didn't learn my goddamn lesson with MC businesses so this is entirely a hell of my own making but I reiterate; Fuck 'comfy' and fuck Paleto in its entirety. I'd move if I had confirmation that I wouldn't have to start all over, but since every time I've tried to find answers about whether or not you do lose all completed research upon moving has turned up jackshit I've very begrudgingly accepted this fresh unholy 10+kM road trip nightmare I must endure every time I go steal supplies.
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>>186418183
>>186449072
Degenerate footfag
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>>186468738
>unique dashboard
it's literally copy-pasted from Import/Export's Nero
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Ruining people's Gunrunning shipments is the only thing I find fun anymore.
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>>186481289
Which is the comfier of the two, anyway?
I like the Nero's more refined exhaust note and it seems closer to a big boaty luxury cruiser, but the XA-21 was a strong contender for the title when I test-drove it.
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>>186481747
Nero is obviously comfier since its ride is more relaxed and has predictable controllable heaviness. The XA-21 is all about speed and cornering, so obviously not comfy but rather engaging.
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>>186480443
you're either racing some really bad players or the guy in the gp1 has a menu m8, that thing does not perform well on any map
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Anyone on PC wanna give me a hand with a gunrunning sale?
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>>186482598
forgot to post my SC
Jstgetitovrwith
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>>186481289
>implying anyone owns a regular Nero
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>>186482904
I do. Don't like the racing aesthetic of the custom one, and I don't race enough to give a shit about the performance.
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>>186482904
>not owning a regular Nero
what are you, an underage fag?
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>>186482969
xa21 looks better all around, esp. the rear
look into your heart, you know it to be true
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>>186481196
You never lose finished research. I've moved several times and mine's all finished. The only thing you lose is design upgrades (gun range, sleeping section) and business upgrades. I also fell for Paleto and then I moved to the desert. It's better but, not by much. On my second, I went with the Chumash beach one right outside of town. It's by far the best, for supply and delivery.
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>>186482904

I own 2 regular Nero's and 3 racing ones.
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what's the point of the car wash?
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>>186484371
A clean vehicle sells for twice as much.
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>>186484371
Getting rid of the dirt that collects on your car somehow. I mean, all I did was drive on a straight highway for a minute and my car became extremely dirty.
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>>186484371
For when your CEO assistant delivers your vehicle via a joy ride through the desert.
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>gas ~$1.90 in houston
>nearly $3.00 in game
wew, no way I'm driving my insurgent. and is diesel is really cheaper than regular in some places?
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>>186485340
>is diesel is really cheaper than regular in some places?
I've noticed around travel holidays when the demand for unleaded is high, its price will spike up higher than diesel.
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>>186482904
Regular Nero is top comfy as far as Supers go.

>>186485340
Lucky fucker, it's like $2.85 here.
I hate this goddamned state, it's becoming Silicon Valley 2.0.
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>>186485415
that makes sense
>>186485756
>$2.85
jesus, I hope you live in a city with great public transportation.
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>>186486074
>great public transportation.
>america
lol
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>>186484359
for what purpose, anon
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I'd be okay with more supercars if they weren't all plastered with ugly carbon fibre racing shit
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>>186488583
how will they reach the highest level of fast without it, anon? it's all essential!
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>>186451840
Colour?
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https://thepiratebay.org/search/farcry%203/0/99/0
is it legit?
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Does anyone have any tips on how to increase the Graphics beyond what the game normally allows you? Like xml tweaks?
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Omnis without bodykit never ever
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>>186490089
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>>186490253
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>>186490089
fuck you comet retro fix first
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>>186490089
we so need a tuner update. all those gaudy ricers from the 90s are so much fun.
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>>186434745
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The Slutanon and Anneanon makes this dead general breathe again.
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>>186492162
>s l u t t y anon not even posting b u t t

yeah no fuck this ded general
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>>186492162
>Anneanon
>not Anneon
You had one job.

You're lucky GTAO doesn't have body sliders. If this game had a breast slider,
I'd show you a thing or two.
>>
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>>186390220
>muh circlejerk conspiracy theory

I find it funny how you'll complain anonymously on here about other crew members but you won't actually bring it up with the crew leader or commissioners.
As for this "inner circle", yeah I won't deny that a few of us have made actual connections, or friendships if you will. We play other games outside of GTA and we banter in group chat about things unrelated to this game. If you feel excluded from that, it's not our fault. Maybe look at your own personality.
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>>186433771
This. I fucking WANT IT
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Now I know why people don't really use the explosive rounds for sniper anymore.
I find two noobs with bounties on them and proceed to snipe them
>nice cheats
>everyone report this hacker
random kiddy
>pls drop money

I hate the state of this game honestly
When I can't even enjoy the content I researched and spent time on without being reported.
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>>186433771
Go back to /co/.
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>>186493661
>you won't actually bring it up with the crew leader or commissioners.
Why would anyone? They will just get ridiculed and kicked. Are you retarded? Is this level of retardation what leads the ps4 crew?

>If you feel excluded from that, it's not our fault.
Actually it is, since you exclude others to talk about things unrelated to gta or what they would understand. You most likely don't even try to include them in the conversation. If you want to circlejerk then fine, but don't make up shit excuses faggot.
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>>186485340
>Americans complaining about gas prices when they get a gallon for almost as much as we get a fucking litre
OK.
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Who is this man and why does he call me everyday trying to sell me bunkers
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Shameless faps?
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>>186495973
The real question is why you don't already own a bunker?
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>>186495973
>tfw he helps out gunrunners then sets them against eachother

That bastard
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>>186452701
I would also like to see another race night, that shit was super fun.

I suppose I could set up a playlist and host my own one of these days. What sort of tracks do you anons prefer to race on?
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>>186496924
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>>186498590
I didn't join the first one, but would definitely join if there was another one. I like any and all kinds of races to pick your favorite tracks.
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>tfw don't like race day because you get btfo by gtag pros
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>>186498590
Best bet is normal races and stuntless stunt races, and only do custom tracks. Basically stuff that feels like a real race and isn't really gimmicky, but also tracks that people haven't done a bunch already.
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>>186498914
Getting btfo is the first step to getting better.
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>>186498713
Next time I'm online I'll take a look at some of the custom tracks I had bookmarked from back in the day and see what I can throw together.

Would people be interested in about an hour of racing? More? Less?
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>>186499049
This anon speaks the truth. See who's a better racer and try to pick up on some of the lines they use, try and keep your car under control in corners etc. Before you know it you'll be competing for top spots like the best of them.
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PS4 race night when?
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>>186493268
okay crafty
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>>186499071
Ye sounds good to me. Would need more people's opinions though. I suggest posting an announcement in every thread to get feedback.
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>>186483084
I have both my dude. The whole first level of my office garage is performance cars, second is armed vehicles, and the third are classic cruisers.
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>>186499071
I feel like the last one went for close to two hours. Here's the playlist for reference:
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pc/playlists/playlist/LZrJ543xyEuEaVak7EMXmA
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>>186490089
>>186490547
I support both of these. The Quattro and classic 911 were two of my favourite cars as a kid, was disappointed as hell when I couldn't take that body kit off.
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>>186499071
Keep in mind to blacklist that one guy who fucked up the last event. Can't remember his SC name, but he got blacklisted from these events.
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>>186500012
In these announcement threads please list the time in every possible time zone.
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>>186500619
Why? You too stupid to check what yours is based on information given?
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>>186500545
Fuck I can't remember his name either, I'm sure I would know him if I saw it again though. Thanks for reminding me.
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>>186500545
>>186500862
Anajamois? He used to be part of the crew.
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what is the current best way to grind money?
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Haven't been around in a couple months.
What happened here? Why is the general dead?
Did hackerbux lobbies ever come back?
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>>186500741
The joke.
Your head.
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>>186501068
For a day
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>>186501206
general is dead because innercicle trannies and game is at the end of its lifespan. Hackerbux not as abundant anymore, but still exist.
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>>186373457
>>186396037
>tfw
pocket D was one of the best happy little accidents from city of heroes. literally everyone on server would go there and spend hours just fucking around, and it was just a room with music playing.

why gta:o can't even a single decent night club for players to meet up boggles the mind.
>>
So I imported 10 different standard-range cars, 10 different mid-range cars and 12 different top-range cars. What now?
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>>186502725
buy a large crate warehouse and begin filling it one crate at a time.
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>>186502939
Shouldnt i import and export more cars though? Or just the top-range ones?
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This car was built for sex
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>>186503698
>getting dome while being an on-call host to a point-to-point stunt race
Based.
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>>186502725
Start selling top range cars before you source even one more car.
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>>186503698

Isn't there a mission where you have to follow an NPC after they pick up a prostitute so they can be secluded and you assassinate them? Or am I going crazy?
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>>186504125
all of them?
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>>186503684
You only sell top range cars now. After selling like 4 of them, you import again and all the cars you get will be top range. Then repeat.
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>>186504306
No. Whatever cars you sell now are the ones that will get sourced. Sell whichever ones you want to keep sourcing.
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>>186504272
Sounds familiar to me my main man.
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>>186504272
Franklin kills some guys for Lester.
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>>186504272
Taking Snapmatic pictures of players fucking prostitues in their cars and setting their cars on fire with gasoline is some of the most fun you can have in GTAO, tho you don't often get the chance
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>>186499681
You mean race day right?
Aussie hours is unironically the busiest and most active time
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So that half a fag Yan is hinting we'll get the Hunter in the next update... he better not be fucking around.
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>>186512124
the what
>>
I want a civvie car that can double as cover during a gunfight, what am I looking for?
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>>186512279
The apache, Yan isn't credible anyway so don't hold your breath
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>>186512798
Armored Benefactor Schafer V12
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>>186512798
V12, Armoured.
A badass car, it's mercedes so you know its good. :^) ---------------------------

>>186512124
>>186513324
Hunter means I'll send it on every fucker in the game, I'll make it miserable* for KD whores.
* = I already make it miserable for KD whores
Hunter should be exactly like the Valkyrie in terms of firepower, with the addition of rockets, and not like the abomination that is the Hind.

Coaxial gunship aka KA-50 when, it is single seat so you can add more firepower, due to it being single seat.
Remove locking rockets and give it rocket pods, that work like fucking rocket pods.
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so what do i buy? that new super (looks okay) or a hydra or a other car OR the APC with Anti-air missles? how does that last one even work, i've only used the regular APC
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>>186513324
>>186512124
I can believe it, since the Hunter can be seen in the trailer for the movie Meltdown

>>186513739
Unless it has flares or countermeasures don't hold your breath. Between homing launchers and Oppressors a helicopter won't last long in a lobby that isn't filled with terrible players.
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>>186515218
The APC with missiles has tremendous firepower but it's terrible unless you have someone to either drive you or shoot for you. If you're looking to play solo the Oppressor, Tampa, Hydra or maybe Savage is for you.
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>>186489216
gasoline green
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So to the faggot who said the stats for the XA-21 are lying last thread. I just raced my GP1 head to head with it and the GP1 is better in every single way.

XA-21 only pro is good handling
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>>186518796
i got a Savage already, but a Hydra looks handy especially cause it's on sale now. the opressor is fun too but i'm gon wait for a sale
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>>186519049
I wouldn't buy a Hydra they're not as dominant anymore.
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>>186518920
What are the specifics on this head to head? In other words how did you compare the two?
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>>186519156
Drag race and some basic cornering.

GP1 has better speed and acceleration
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>>186518920
Of course he was lying. I don't think any of these faggots defending this ahit car has even used it. I've been saying from the start it's a terrible car. Sub par speed and stats that are outperformed by every other car there is. It's a terrible super for 2.3 mill. Dont understand why people defend this trash.
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>>186519118
damn. wondering what i should spend my gunrunning profit on. the new super looks cool but is it worth the ridiculous money
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>>186519447
>best looking super in a while
>it's absolute trash performance wise
Thanks Rockstar.
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>>186519292
Oh so your testing was shit, MrBoss. Why not take the GP1 around a track 10 times, take the average or best lap then do the same with the XA-21.
No you say? Broughy is a faggot you say? Well then I'm sure you doing some turns in the airport and having your buddy with 8 times your ping drag race you is plenty.
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>>186519942
I'm noticing a trend here
>>
Has there been any leaks or anything recently?
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WE BUILT THIS CITY
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>>186518642
I don't hold my breath when I'm destroying people in my hydra, Savage and Valkyrie. Fuck the buzzard however.
Only threat to the Savage are the APC, Flak cannon and AA trailer.
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An attempt to make a girl character. How did I do?
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>>186520885
Buy one car for looks and another for performance! Hehehe good goyim
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>>186521636
KUSH COMA
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>>186521938
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
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>>186521751
remove glasses
increase settings
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>>186522076
GABRIEL
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>>186522645
BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
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>>186522779
dammit, I was holding out on that one... anyway
LONELY IS THE NIGHT
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>>186519118
>hydra
>not dominant anymore
Have a pilot who knows absolutely what the fuck hes doing in a hydra say these words and I'll believe you.
Within reason, the Hydra can dominate anything in the game, even HEAMR users assuming there aren't multiple of them.
I HAVE people ingame screaming at me even though they're using the HEAMR.
I use my gunship as a primary vehicle, but the Hydra will always be against the sniper faggots. because it is untouchable.
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>>186522950
AYY SIXTY NINE WOoOoOoO
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>>186523465
BLACK VELVET IN THAT LITTLE BOYS SMILE
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>>186523653
UH ME BUH
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>>186523915
SMILING FACES, SMILING FACES SOMETIMES
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>>186522193
That's the power of a PS4, there's no way to boost settings I think
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should i bother with mc businesses at all?
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>>186521751
pretty good all in all
>>
so since I'm making money without end with bunker and CEO vehicle deliveries, should I even consider investing into something MC related?
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>>186526984
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mX8wGG1Oy76nhv-tBZ-oPmKiynng8fMS87EMxmoyB0Y/edit#gid=164058077
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>>186524253
CHANGE OF COAST, CHANGE OF HEART
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>>186524929
No.
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Anybody that would consider bringing a returning player on something lucrative?
Never find people for heists, only rank 34 and tired of never being able to buy something fun.

'Elganko'on pc
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>>186527556
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mX8wGG1Oy76nhv-tBZ-oPmKiynng8fMS87EMxmoyB0Y/edit#gid=164058077

thanks mate, those stats are a horrible truth
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>>186529047
I'm bored so I'll do a Fleeca with you, you'll get 70% which is 100k + 10k from the setups.

I've already sent you a friend request.
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>>186529715

Thanks, I accepted, would be happy to do it :)
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Asking because I stopped playing/caring like 2 weeks after the heist update

Is there any non extreme hyper hardcore grindy way of earning money in the game now or does rockstar still produce expensive stuff you could never afford but no ways of getting enough money to buy it?
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>>186530330
Pacific replays with friends who know what they're doing, that can cheese Finale and give you their cut + Elite
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>>186518920
I'm pretty sure even Broughy said it was only good for race tracks, and was a shit for stunts, drag and anything that's not corner heavy. It's also not the fastest super, so I guess it's a decent replacement for someone that's bored with their Vagner.
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>>186523034
>sit on the side of the building opposite to where the jetshitter is approaching from
>wait for jetshitter to pass over
>2 shots
>no more jet
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>>186530330
doing vehicle import/export is pretty straightforward, easily doable solo, and what you'd generally expect in the game called Grand Theft Auto, netting you up to 80k per car snatched from location and delivered to a client. Bunker is a pretty good money too, especially now when the double money thing is on.

The thing is both of those require an initial investments of few millions to get the appropriate buildings
Other than that the CEO stuff may net you some decent cash.
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>>186530486
Soo.. No, theres no way? I don't have friends and that's still way too much grind considering how long these runs are and how little money you get
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>>186518920
>GP1
>better than anything in any way

You're an actual idiot. and yes, I do own one, it's my current favorite just for it's looks.
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>>186530732
>not having knowledge about the map
>attacking like a mindless idiot
I'm sorry, we were talking about shitters, not people with brains. Also, since I managed to shoot down a jet with a revolver while on my bike, using what you said, I figured I won't attack like a mindless drone everytime last year.
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>>186530882
Hop on into this Discord server
https://discord.gg/5hh263

I always share my cut with people who need the cash, so you'll have at least a 50% cut of the $1.25 million from Pacific. If you get two others to willingly share their cut with you, you can get $875k from a 70% cut of Pacific. If the Elite tricks are done right, that's another $100k on top of the 70%. That's $1 million each Pacific replay with setup + finale money
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>>186531170
>Also, since I managed to shoot down a jet with a revolver while on my bike
webm or wash
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>>186530882
Join the discord server, i usually farm survivals\vip jobs solo alone and a tad of company is always welcome.
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>>186531804
Wash
Unless I have a webm among my thousands of shit, it took a while and dodging a shitton of strafes by just speeding between buildings, eventually engine crapped out giving me a kill.
Oh, I also had that moar powar perk since Hakuchiku was and still is my fav bike.
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>>186531991
>>186531171
Sry but I don't have the game installed right now and you seriously don't want to hear my thick german accent
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>>186532385
I've had to deal with JudolfKreditler and his heavy German accent before. I think I can manage with it again

Really, it depends on Mic quality so I can make out most of what's being said. If you don't wanna bother, you don't have to speak on Mic. As long as you can hear others is what matters most
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>>186532385
it's irrelevant
it's just about money
that's okay tho, we're still here if you need us
>>
>>186532075
>eventually engine crapped out giving me a kill.
oh you didn't mention that part now i don't even want to see it, thought you were saying you managed to shoot the pilot out of the cockpit

anyone can get the kill on a jet like that as long as they're the last one to attack it, i've shot several lazers in los santos that crashed on their way back to ft zancudo and i was credited with the kill

explosive sniper is still very lethal to a jet pilot regardless of how players use it, one lucky spawn point is all it takes
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>>186532578
ok, even though jet was still attacking me, oh well

Anyways, hydras speed is why I'd use it against a sniper shitter. If he gets lucky, quickly improvise and either get behind something or just nap, shit sucks out in the desert, but its pretty effective in LS.
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What's the deal with melee combat in this game?
I always seem to get my shit pushed in, especially when playing as the Slasher. The Flashlights either seem more damaging than the shotgun's butt or my attacks don't seem to connect.
How do i git gud?
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>>186534103
you dont
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>>186534103
melee is pretty much broken in this game. if the person with the melee weapon attacks first you get stunlocked until you die. there's also some kind of magnetism that brings you closer to the player you're trying to attack so learn when that activates and go to town
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I feel like there is nothing left to do in Online. Bought the game from summer sales, became a CEO, got a mc club, a bunker, a tempesta and around 1.5 mil in cash. Friends don't have the game and don't know a good crew to join. Where do I go from here?
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>>186535756
Try and join the cancerous discord circlejerk or quit
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>>186535756
Helping out low level dudes who send random invites to Heists and Missions

Coming on over to our Heist Discord and taking smaller cuts to help dudes in need of Cash or just people who need a +1 for Heists in general
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>>186535756
run through old content with the new stuff until the next inevitably sub-par update
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>>186535906
>>186535948
I don't like using my mic.

>>186536283
Either that or quit, I guess.
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>>186536604
You don't have to talk, though. As long as you can hear people and are competent enough to understand them and to the thing right
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>>186536604
>I don't like using my mic.
dude this is literally /v/. the reply
nobody gives a fuck
the point is, can you understand basic english?
can you understand when people are either writing or saying basic things?
if yes, that's good
if not, we have a problem
you're not forced to talk or have a mic at all, just follow instructions
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>>186505729
A friend and I were being War Boys in a lobby a while back, just razzing about in chrome hot-rods and setting fire to stuff, seeing if people would be cool or start fighting.

Anyway, we roll up on this one dude, and he's just parked up in an alleyway, so we figure he's AFK.

Then we hear the moans.

Managed to sneak up, and fire my double-barrel through the window, killing his hooker. Judging by his reaction times, dude was cranking it, because after a couple of seconds as I reload, he just accelerates into the wall hard.

Managed to finish him off (no homo) with my shotgun, then poured petrol on it and laid my usual trap by the exhaust.

We sped off into the night, got the notification he'd been blown up a few seconds later.

I messaged him saying "WITNESS", he called us faggots.

Good times.
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post and rate characters
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>>186538509
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>>186538768
bit weird that
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>>186538509
I sexually identify as an airplane, I wish I were big enough to be a downie.
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What weapons should have been mk 2-ed and what would you want to see on their upgrades?
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>>186538768
female mexican razor
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>>186539326
Pump Shotgun

>>186539441
Harsh
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>>186539326
I'd like a Mk.2 shotgun.
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>>186539479
>>186539485
Outside of dragon's breath and slugs I can't think of any major upgrades for shotguns
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>>186540146
regular
dragon breath
slug
flechette - shreds through armor more easily, less damage
rubber balls - no damage to vehicles, ignores armor and hurts health right away
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>>186539326
Is there even a point to MK2'ing the meme weapons like the basic AR and Pistol?
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>>186541480
For the visual mods, I guess.
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>>186541480
I reverted the pistol so I could kill myself in style.
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>>186541480
the assault rifle mk 2 apparently has a higher dps than most rifles but it means fucking nothing because it still sounds the same
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anyone up for pac standard finale?
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>>186546840
post sc and someone will get to you
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>>186548380
It's all good. We found a couple of competent Randos, praise Christ
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ded thread
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>>186539326
Pump shotgun mk II
give it firebreath rounds
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All the GTAG regulars I used to play with don't play anymore so I barely have any of your SC's. Add plz.

-Stracci-
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MkII Revolver, MkII Special Carbine with grenade launcher/programmable AR, MkII DEagle, MkII Assault shotgun (? Whichever one has slugs). Also, give explosive rounds to both revolver and desert eagle.
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>>186554337
Capt.Jaszmine
I'm Nessi senpai.
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>>186554806
How about a bullpup mk.II which turns into a 3 round burst famas
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>>186554806
>MkII Revolver, MkII Assault shotgun
okay
>MkII Special Carbine with grenade launcher/programmable AR, MkII DEagle
no point, there are weapons that already do this these things and you'd just be giving r* permission to make those weapons even uglier
>Also, give explosive rounds to both revolver and desert eagle.
bad idea taking aim assists into account
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>>186530938
So what i'm hearing when you say this, "I'm bad at racing against XA-21's in my GP1
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>>186557539
no you quadruple nigger, the GP1 literally cannot keep up with any of the newer vehicles unless all the assists are on and the other racers are terrible

please come to terms with this
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Cheesing Pacific is fun!
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>>186544758
better than the special carbine? also it has less rounds and no drum mag attachment

>>186556524
they need to increase the cap on the special mags or just flat out remove it. i see nothing wrong with having 10k explosive rounds
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>>186558671
That's why the GP1 is faster in freemode right?
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With overpowering tools we had since Gunrunning, don't you think the law enforcers should have an upgrade as well?
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>>186559878
>better than the special carbine?
yes, better than the special carbine. the special carbine is popular for its high rof/accuracy and nothing else

>i see nothing wrong with having 10k explosive rounds
well, no one would use regular rounds ever again for one. at least with the explosive rounds we have now you're forced to call in your moc if you need to keep shooting at shit.
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>>186562298
BULLDOZER
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>mfw viva turns out to be a total bro instead of the actual cunt people imply in this general and helps me get the vehicle warehouse by cheesing pac standard
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>>186560861
freemode demonstrates nothing in terms of a vehicle's actual performance. how could you not know this?
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>>186563991
>no race assists
>no boosts


Seems like a great way to est it to me. Oh So what you're saying is we should test it on some bullshit youtubers custom track that would not work like any race track and still the GP1 would do better.
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>>186563860
okay
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>>186563860
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>>186563860
Its just the butthurt discord that dislikes him, probably because he doesn't want anything to do with them or the crew
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>>186563860
Viva's a decent guy, he just needs to get off his fedoracore high horse.
If he had dropped the trip, dropped the too-chivalrous-for-such-a-foolhardy-blah-blah-blah nonsense, and just played the game like any other anon, he'd be welcomed by everyone.
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What mods are best for realistic driving mechanics and traffic speed?
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>>186566465
He's also a fucking perfectionist. The moment you fuck up his "perfect heist setup" (a.k.a. using the helo to cheese pacstan), he outright just quits and leaves you hanging.

He's fucking insufferable is what he is.
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>>186538509
nice scarf, is it possible to get a shirt under that jacket?

>>186538768
loading screen character

>>186538967
plane on plane get a tetanus shot afterwards

>>186539049
so serious
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Anybody wanna drop me some cash on pc? I've had my last 10+ heists intentionally ruined in the last minute of the mission and it's impossible to do fucking anything with anybody in this game due to autism overload.
Just want cash to buy a some nice car and will never afford it trying to herd amoebas for heists.
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>>186571718
Ill come do heists anon, if you want a body for em.
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>>186571825

Already got burned out on heists, really don't feel like doing them anymore, or even trying
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>>186538509
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>>186572836
>took 4 years for someone to make a attractive character
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>>186573169
oh? someone finally made one?
could you link a pic of them?
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>>186573169
>Anne
>"attractive"
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>>186563860
>tfw basedviva is a cool guy who helped you get into the world of analplay
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>>186565954
My god you've gotten fat since the last time I saw you.
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Anybody that can help a returning player earn enough to invest in some businesses?

I'm on pc.
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Any PC lads keen to give me a hand with a gunrunning sale? I'd do it solo but im not sure if ill get two vehicles or not
SC is Jstgetitovrwith
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>>186575975
Just join the crew, then join fellow crew members through the pause menu. They will surely help.
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>>186576134
2shy if I'm being brutally honest
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>>186573460
She looks better than most crackwhore girls people created in this game, desu.
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>>186571718
whats your SC?
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>>186575975
I'd help but I'm not very good at this game. I have a lot of vehicles + aircrafts,so if you don't mind possibly having me fuck up somehow.
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>>186575975
if your value shown is 175k or less (or 350 with the double money thing) you get one truck. If above two.
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>>186538509
She's okay, but I'd easily confuse her with all the other females. 6/10

>>186538768
Even a 0 is too high. -25/10

>>186538967
You're beautiful just the way you are. Don't let anyone shame you. 10/10

>>186572597
Now ain't that a mean lookin' sonovabitch. 8/10
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>>186562298
No, they already have the powers of god himself.
>spawn magically everywhere
>magically home in on your last location even though you weren't seen
>they don't try to run you off the road, your wheels just turn when you get hit
>ANIMALS ARE FUCKING WITNESSES
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>>186572836
Someone needs to put a disco music to this webm.
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>>186580023
>ANIMALS ARE FUCKING WITNESSES
Not just any animal, INVISIBLE animals. Because cuckstar can't be bother to completely disable them online.
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>>186580023
not to mention the fact that they can headshot you through 50 bushes half a mile away
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How does rockstar make a successful cops and robbers free roam mode?
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>>186580532
Play FiveM.
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I can't use Explosive ammo on my sniper without being called a hacker.
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>>186568175
That time, I'm pretty sure I was trying to do the Elite challenge for a guy. The death + Heli by the Dinghy obviously meant Elite was a no go
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>>186568175
i ran multiple pacstan with blasteddiva and we always cheesed it
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>>186580532
By making it into an Adversary Mode instead of the retarded memetic garbage they churn out.
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How to get matte crew colours on PC?
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>>186580051
https://youtu.be/qUaPLDi2Vy4?t=15s
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>>186581817
Apply matte black
Apply crew colour
Leave GTA Online
Go online
There we go
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>>186571668
That's pretty high praise. They look so good, their face ought to be plastered on the loading screen. Thanks

>>186579797
>Tattoos

Lmao, what a shitter
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>>186582371
Thanks
I'm also looking for a crew with a pure white crew colour, you know any?
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>>186538768
>>186579797
How about you both get the fuck out from here and go back to GTAForums. Sick of seeing the same pictures of your characters every time.
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>>186582720
I never saw Viva on GTAF, the fuck are you talking about?
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>>186582720
Never been there before. Also, I don't spend my days on GTA roleplaying in mountains and ERPing, taking screenies. I usually do end of the round ones from RPG v Insurgent, some Heist failures, and a couple of Rockstar Editor pics
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>>186582542
you can make your own crew and use a script on se7ensins to make your own crew colors
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>>186582720
Two new KOS characters besides Anne:

>male characters who use Diego as their dad
>melanin rich """women""" with curly hair
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>>186415390
the free aimers, the others are just tagging along and dont even involve as much from my perception.
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>>186583087
what's wrong with Diego?
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Scrolling through screenies, and I forgot about this one

My whorish doppelganger to the left
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>>186583736
Nothing really. But it's true that those two guys keep posting the same photos of their characters here in this general. At least Anneposting and the slutanon had screenshots that are new and different.
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so how do i make my character look like the jamie-lidell dude on the right
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>>186584742
You literally can't.
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>>186584782
fuck. how do i make a decent old looking criminal man??
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>>186538509
Good, one of the more distinct characters

>>186538768
Someone once commented that you look like that white chick who decided she was "trans-racial" and taught at that school

>>186571668
I appreciate you going with a different look with your outfit than most players go with with female characters, I would rate this much higher but the duffle bag is horrendously out of place and a massive meme, knocking you down by at least two points

>>186572597
Very nice, unique, goes for and captures an aesthetic, and looks good over-all.

>>186579797
I like the clothes and everything, and the idea of it, but something just looks weird in the eyes/brow. And it looks weird in the way a lot of player characters do.
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>>186585231
Which is rude because I had no idea who she was when I first made my GTAO character
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how do i make a decent looking, unique older type male characater? this editor makes no sense
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Which supers are fun to drive? I don't care about the fastest, just the ones that handle well and have great acceleration.
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>>186585417
Does this count as old?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CoAsmmixQk
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>>186585516
XA-21 and Tempesta.
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>>186585523
oh shit i love big boss tho but i meant a more generic one lol
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>>186585630
is the XA-21 worth the steep price?
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>>186585516
I like the Itali GTB Custom but thats more an aesthetics thing combined with it having just the right amount of traction loss on high speed turns
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>looking at fastest list from a year ago
>cars that were once kings of the top 5 now sit in the 20s and 30s
>replaced by the exact same car but with a livery on it
why is this allowed?
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>>186538509
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>>186586230
Not really, you're fine enough with the Tempesta.
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>>186585516
I was about to say the 811, but
>don't care about the fastest
>ones that handle well
it's literally the antithesis of what you wrote. It's not a competitive super, but it's certainly a fun one.
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>>186579797
>She's okay, but I'd easily confuse her with all the other females. 6/10
You mean like your character?
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>>186587331
How so? Most other characters I've seen have banana chins or look like slavic cavemen, and that's only counting the few amount of players who aren't white dreadlock red eye-contact rebreather shitters.
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>>186538509
9,9/10 (Queen)
>>186538768
8/10
>>186571668
animeslut/10
>>186572597
9/10, very nice cowboy look
>>186579797
7/10
>>186585231
8,5/10, would ride bike with
>>186586440
8/10
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>>186564323
>bullshit youtubers custom track that would not work like any race track
You keep letting everyone know you have no idea what you're talking about my main faggot. Jesus, show us a video of you owning a lobby of brain dead shitters in your GP1 already.
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>>186587807
>>186585231
>>186579797
Thanks for the nods of approval!
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>>186540802
Advice on fixing her up or is she good to go?
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>>186588432
She's good and looks unique. I say go with her.
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>>186588432
Give her a little more resemblance to her dad. Her eyes and jaw will be a fuck up but you can fix it fast by readjusting the features.
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Raton canyon a best, prove me wrong
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>>186589038
I can park my ass on the train bridge and snipe the fuck out of you as you move out.
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>>186589038
>owning a bunker in a hard-to-access area surrounded by a bridge and trees that restrict airspace

Route 68 is the only good bunker since it has direct road access, literally in the middle of the map, and is one of the cheapest of all bunkers. The most expensive one is so unbelievably retarded, who puts a nuclear bunker in some farmer's ranch?
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>tfw you can't kidnap people on GTA online
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>>186560861
It's not

you and your friend doing a drag race is a very shitty test, btw. Just get over it that nobody is going to buy your bullshit.
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>>186560861
look at this shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPxxYfI-EFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuQQBGATTL8
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>>186592585
He's just going to reject your evidence based off of frame perfect controlled tests, and instead assert that him and his friend doing a single drag race at sandy shores airfield on a laggy server is more accurate.
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>>186592585
Why would anyone take the word of a professional GTA:O racecar tester with a degree in maths when we have an anonymous shitter telling us, and aggressively so, that the GP1 blows the XA-21 out of the water in freemode?
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>>186582542
GTAG uses pure white right now
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>>186591731
>>186592585
>>186592910
lel now I feel bad for piling on because these are not me.
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>>186586448
>not competitive
Nigga I win most of the races I'm in in that car, you just have to know how to handle the oversteer and you're golden
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The absolute state of this car

Hood was carbon fibre just to top it off
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>>186593528
How kind, I already sorted it out myself anyway, very salty about how poorly any pearlescents go on the white
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>>186593782
>that front bumper
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>>186593782
>obnoxious colors and chrome secondary
>generic crew logo complete with a black background
>maximum window tint
>pink underlights neon
>most extreme modification options are applied even if they look like shit
>guy in shitter gear in the background
>A$AP ROCKY - R-Cali

GTA Online's player base summed up in a single photo.
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this super the best value for your dollar?
this thing is an absolute beast. shits all over my XA-21.
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>>186594264
All he needed was some dollar sign lowrider wheels with the white circle around them
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>>186595338
Best value is probably the Zentorno
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>>186595338
Yes, though don't expect to keep up in stunt races due to it's slow top speed.
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>>186595583
still need to buy that one
>>186595647
thanks. I haven't started on stunt races yet, but i'll keep that in mind.
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Which update would you want to see fleshed out and turned into GTA:VI?

>Executives and Other Criminals
>You start off as some preppy junior CEO or something for a company
>You get turned into the fall guy for some bullshit the company did
>Jailtime
>You get out and you want revenge
>Target the people who put you in there, taking their money, respect, lives, EVERYTHING
>Endgame is you with your own company on top of the world
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>bumps into me
>i'm the bad guy
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>>186596526
lowriders bleeding into I/E eventually could be a cool buildup, add in the usual intrigue, big jobs, street racing, could be sweet.
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>>186596526
lowriders getting split in two different updates including actual lowriders and tuner cars
PLEASE ROCKSTAR, TUNER UPDATE
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>>186563860
Viva is an attention whore.

Not all attention whores are bad people, it's just a glaring flaw that people find difficult to look past.
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>>186596917
I did wish Frankin's street racing plotline got fleshed out now, I can see it

>>186596964
Wrong topic, I know you want to Run in the 90s but the way it's looking GTA:O going full milsim or spy movie. subcar when
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>>186595338
>tfw using the Tempesta to complete enough stunt jumps for paint unlock
I'm such a faggot.
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>>186597152
nigga tuner cars are the shit
i wish you could drift in this piece of shit game
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>>186597764
I'm not saying they ain't. Just the question was what current update would you want to see fleshed out into the whole GTA:VI single player mode
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>>186597902
oh i see then, i'm sorry
still, street racing would be fun
but rockstar hates fun so it's gg
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>>186597986
Rockstar was behind Midnight Club, one of these days they will remember that and create a "drive-by" mode and "midnight club" mode for car control that lets everyone have their fun
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>>186597764
>i wish you could drift in this piece of shit game
>upgrade elegy
>has drift king livery
>can't drift with it
FUCK.THIS.GAME.
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>>186598164
>Midnight Club
sometimes things must not be remembered
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>>186596526
What cities do you wanna see? Vice City again? Vegas? Seattle? Chicago?
Id be down for something kinda gloomy like Liberty City again, give em a break from the ez california satire
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>>186598723
london
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>>186598723
Kind of want to go Japan so TunerAnon can finally get his dream but I don't know. Vegas does sound nice, the casino heist from SA was cool and there's a ton of cool building ideas for a game set there
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>>186599085
that other anons vengeance bent executive thing would work well in vegas aswell, since theres so much inspiration for ploys and schemes in that city that would fit the vibe well. they could even go long term when it comes to timescale and show the characters like growing up as the strip exploded in the 70s or some shit
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>>186598723
Washington(D.C.)
Never been there, but it would be interesting having a GTA with the White House in it. Just imagine how many stars a nigga would get if you jumped the fence. Like insta swat + jets in your location. Maybe have an achievement for reaching the front door before getting put down.
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>>186598723
I just want a proper San Andreas again with all 3 cities. Vice city is boring as fuck and it will be even worse if it is set in the present. We already had a proper city in GTA4, we need a multi city map.
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>>186599373
be neat if they made that fan map from a few years ago that was like a super extended GTAV one, with san fran etc
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I wish every fucking faggot like this would just get perma banned already. Sick of seeing them ingame.
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>>186599550
that smells like modder with a kill menu
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>>186599550
this guy's profile is confusing me. he's clearly a hacker, right? unless I'm misreading it.
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>>186599657
No shit.
>118 k/d ratio
>lvl 201 with shit stats
>youtuber
probably a 16 year old with mod menu
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You know what I'm shocked by? Rockstar did not do a DUDE WEED LMAO skin for guns
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>>186599812
dont forget nothing at 60 points statwise despite being level two fucking hundred, and no hardware access either
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>>186599657
>>186599812
He even shows himself hacking on his youtube channel
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>>186599924
Ye I reported him and his channel, where he clearly shows himself using mod menus
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>>186599550
just report him and smile to yourself when you log in one day to the free money notification
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How do I make a cute girl?
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Vehicle Handling V or Realistic Driving V?
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>>186600157
>free money notification
what
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>>186598723
It's probably going to be current day Vice City.

Although Atlanta, Houston, or New Orleans would be cool too.
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>>186600502
if a hacker you report gets banned, you get a reward for reporting them, like 100k or 250k or some shit. anyway, when you log in you get a black notification screen telling you about your free dosh
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>>186599373
>Vice City is boring as fuck and it will be even worse if it is set in the present.

You could have said that about Liberty City before GTAIV came out but that game is spectacular.
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>>186600870
that's noice
what the fuck is happening in that picture
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>>186538509
Me in the robe
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>>186600119
How the fuck does this kid even get 100K+ subs? Did he buy those as well? Nobody watches his shit.
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>>186600987
was driving around and someone was spawning $2k briefcases on me

did not want
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>>186600954
But Liberty City had only been set in the present
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>>186375573
>check cars in upcoming cars
>A FUCKING ESPRIT
>it has guns
Fuck Rockstar and their shitty Gunrunning update
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>>186601126
>sub me and Ill give you $1,000,000 R* bucks gais
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>>186592585
so what car do i buy
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>>186598723
Texas
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>>186605791
h*ck yes
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>>186605791
>Ask for cities
>Amerifaggot replies with a state
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>>186606394
>GTA V is set in two counties in Southern San Andreas, aka Southern California.
>spergs about people suggesting another unique state or a handful of counties from that state
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>>186606741
>haha ur sperging out
>types a longer post than mine
Haha ur a super buttmadd Reddit niggerfaggot spergh to the infinity then xDD
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>>186606394
There are alot of worthy cities that can be made fun of in texas
We got austin (gay pride the city also one of the cleaner cities)
We got houston (corporate central with a shitty sewer system and shitty people)
We got dallas ( grimey urban shithole similar to new york could be useful to catch a certain aesthetic)

hell put all three of them in and throw in one of the awful boonie cities for funsies
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>>186607135
At least you're smart enough to mention some cities you'd like to see and not just saying a state the size of a large country and then being buttmad when someone calls you out on it.
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>>186607135
Don't forget San Antonio lol get it muh alamo, also El Paso or any other border city for social commentary on the relationship between immigrants and Texans.

There's actually a pretty good potential for map diversity in Texas but it's probably too close to the setting of Red Dead for them to touch it.
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>>186607289
To be honest texas is huge so just about any developed city would work satire wise.

He can get away with saying just texas. It has potential.

>>186607520
>San Antonio
literally who :^)
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>>186607520
They could roll with it, have the GTA star a Marson
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Disgusting
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>>186608381
>not providing context
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>>186608381
>daddy kink
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fuck you texas
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>>186608736
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Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain
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How do they handle hacker bux now? I reported the hacker in my session, but he just dropped 2 billion on me.
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>>186609351
they're going to remove your hackerbux and ban that cunt
protip: buy everything you can and fill garages with X80 so you can sell 'em later
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>tfw used stealth bux hack a month ago
>filled my garages with more than 20 X80
>still not banned
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>>186495329
>ridiculed and kicked
Ridiculed probably, but not kicked. The only reason people would be laughing at you is because you think something untoward is happening. "The inner jerk" is just people that became friends and play other games/ talk about stuff. Look, to join GTAG all you have to do is request an invite here with your psn or socialclub name, it doesn't mean the other people have to like you and include you in stuff thats not GTAG. You crying about not being included is pretty laughable. Do you do that IRL too?

>since you exclude others to talk about things
I don't anyone from "the inner jerk" would turn you away if you asked about wanting to play something else with them or talk about it. Maybe that speaks more to you than it does them.
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>>186613007
The inner circle ridicules other members but that's totally fine and people shouldn't complain about that right? You also completely exclude people, and you don't have to bullshit anyone here you do, so why not move to your own crew instead of being part of one that you only talk to 4 members. The crew is there to work together, not for your personal ciclejerk and to play other games, it's for gta. You don't have to lie either, you would absolutely kick members if they started complaining about your shit. Get fucked.
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>>186614404
Why don't YOU make a new crew then?
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>>186614563
Because YOU are the minority so kindly fuck off.
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>>186614404
>ridicules other members
When? Do you think we all get together and laugh at you behind your back? Honestly its pretty sad if you think anyone would care enough to do that, nevermind the circlejerk conspiracy

>The crew is there to work together, not for your personal ciclejerk and to play other games, it's for gta

Yeah gtag is for GTA, some people in GTAG made friends in the crew and also play other games, doesnt mean they now have to leave you retard. We don't all go play overwatch telling people we're gtag.

>you would absolutely kick members if they started complaining about your shit

Keep living the 1984 dream, the only people who have been kicked were randos that got invited and qt when he started fucking with other crew members.

>>186614623
Oh please antifa(ggot)
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>>186609735
I now own 10 x80s. Dear god, man.
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>>186615447
As long as you realise people aren't happy with your circlejerk bullshit. Keep hiding in your little bubble faggot.
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>>186615867
Oh I suppose you're a spokesman for many of these underpriviledge gtag players then? Its funny I've not seen anyone talk about how they feel excluded. Have you been sending private messages to other players to gauge how they feel? Have you formed a collective of like minded people that just want to have fun and play games? Looks like you've made your own circlejerk there friend. Have a nice day cunt
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Ya ever finally save up for something and not want it as soon as ya get the dough? Should I get the oppressor? I was thinking about dumping all my funds into it so I'm flat broke and can't pay anyone's insurance after griefing them. I'm afraid it'll take all he fun outta missions.
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>>186615803
you're now part of the x80 bond club
congratulations, you're untouchable
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so, I/E. can someone explain the most profitable way? with selling only top range and sourcing standard cars, how does that work?

And how do you get the NPC snipers to fuck off when you're selling 2 cars at once? killing them makes em respawn.
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>The number of cars with unique rim designs is probably now above 30, yet no new rims have been added for purchase at LSC since the game's release
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>>186618713
these rims are great, give them to us R*
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>>186618713
>default rims are almost always the best choice out of all of them but you can't customize those
I don't even bother usually.
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>>186618309
Source 32 cars, congratulations now you can sell and source top cars without touching other ones ever again, just don't get more than 32 cars, they just repeat.
Don't NPCs not spawn when you are in the lobby with some number of other players (non associates), like 4 is enough probably.
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>>186618309
NPC's come in waves but they usually only cause like 2500 in damage so just cheese past them and ignore them.
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>>186619779
so what if i have like a bunch of tops and mids, just sell tops and i'll never have to worry about the rest? so do i sell once i'm over 80% inventory?
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What modifications to a vehicle improve speed or handling, would high-end wheels or an exhaust or carbon fiber parts make a difference?
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>>186619884
There are 10 standart, 10 mid, 12 top. They don't repeat unless you collected all the pokemon, basically when you have all cars you sell top cars, any amount, sell one and source the same car back or sell 12 top cars, just don't go over 32.
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>>186620208
Carbon fiber everything since it makes your car go faster
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>>186615867
Yes there is a inner circle but thats always your own inner circle, not a crew lobbyist hivemind. Of course some will play Tekken and the weebs will play other shit like Ni-Oh and of course racing and other shootan. Do you only play one game? And if you actually already know competent people from past games, why not play with them again?

I have like 3 to 5 people i really like to play with, because we understand and interact well with each other. And as said, if someone has actual complains and source or exact citing of something that happened, we can talk about it.

This shit is rumor level you talk about, if there is nothing concrete, please don't start stuff.

if you want to know who to complain to, go to the socialclub and watch the ranking board
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>>186616279
You're cute when you are pissy fagboy
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>>186620451
what if i have 13 mid 13 standard and 10 top? is there a way out of this shenanigans?
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played it on ps3 release and decided today to buy it for pc, currently waiting for the insane download size

never played online either because jamal wouldnt let me enter at the time

what am i in for?
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>>186620772
Sell the repeating ones
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>>186620772
Jesus Christ, be honest, are you from Reddit?
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>>186620975
ebaumsworld
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>>186620975
homestarrunner
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>>186620705
>THE CIRCLEJERK IS AWFUL ADN RUINING GTAG BECAUSE I'M NOT INVITED
>Calls someone else pissy
Oh (you)
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>>186620975
I'm from a Vagina
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>>186620451
not him, but i'm interested as well
so all i have to do is collect the 10 unique standard cars, the 10 unique mid cars and then 12 top ones, sell a top and start a source only to find a clone of the same exact top vehicle i just sold?
is that right?
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>>186588432
That's very good
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>>186621710
Yes
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>>186621710
Fucking hell you dumb fucking faggots
Just collect mid and low ranges until you only get top ranges, and also keep the top ranges that are ass to drive (classic cars).
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>>186621749
not bad desu
what's the order?
headhunter, source, sightseer, sell, headhunter again, source and repeat?
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>>186621654
I don't know what's worse to be honest. Him, or the fact that you're replying to him.
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>>186621865
CEO missions are not needed, it's just something to do while cooldown on selling cars is gone.
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>>186620975
What's wrong with going to Reddit?
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>>186622118
Redditors are fucking cancerous retards, ok, a lot of people on the internet are, but they don't realise it. They're fucking smug retards. They're a bunch of common Americans, ages from 12 to fucking 80, being a bunch of smug faggots on the internet. I would unironically gas them all.
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>>186622249
did you get banned from the atheism part of reddit, or are you just a little angsty
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>>186622339
The only sub I've been banned from is r/facepalm for calling some retard a retard, but thanks for your concern :^)
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>>186622017
Gotta do something during these loading screens.
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>>186622249
That's not a very good reason for hating Reddit
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>>186622249
>am i cool yet guyse
>am i part of the sekrit club yet
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>>186622691
It is when they come on here and act like smug retards shitting up the place even harder. They're constantly linking /pol/ now but you can be sure they're pouring in every board here being dumb fucking shitters.
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>>186622761
Fuck off Reddit you faggot
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>>186622691
Reddit is full to the brim with unfunny biased fanboys, and when it comes to the GTA subreddits, all they ever do is jerk each other off on how Rockstar is the bestest and most kindest least greedy company in existence and that GTA Online is the best game made by man, and when they're done doing that, they start posting real life cars and screech about how it's relevant.

Hell, someone even posted a picture of a fucking yacht and got over 200 upvotes. Reddit is shit and you're just as shit as them, inbred beaner.
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>>186622914
everyone on 4chan also browses reddit
time to step up your game, senpain
who am i kidding, you're just falseflagging given your reddit spacing
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So many pissed people today, holy heck. Calm down, boys
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>>186623230
>everyone
hey, i don't have a problem with you fags, but don't butt me in with someone else. {You} know nothing, Jon Snow.
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>>186623595
Piggybacking on your post, did that seriously get removed?
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is there any way to remove your custom license plates from vehicles that already have them?
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>>186623995
Can't you just change them in LSC?
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is the double bunker cash thing still active?
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>>186624078
but how do you un-apply the custom plate, reverting to the generic randomized plate? you can switch between custom plates but not remove them
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>>186624239
It should have 5 regular options and then custom ones or do regular ones just change the color?
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>>186625557
yeah, they just change the color, the one in the ifruit app has "cannot be deleted" pop up when you try.
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>>186624213
till tuesday i hope, and yeah.
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>>186625636
Are you trying to do this only through the app? If yes then try the game, if no then write letter to R* about not being able to remove the plate and how that affects your intentions of buying shark cards.
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>>186621654
Except the circle jerk is absolute cancer, when you get called out for it you get pissy. Very cute.
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>>186587807
>8,5/10, would ride bike with
That's what she's there for
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>>186626520
>Nothing unfair or malicious has happened to me but I feel victimised because people don't like me enough to play games or socialise with me outside of an everyone is welcome crew.

Just stop please.
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>>186628281
I don't feel victimized at all. Keep making excuses because you can't and won't include others and would rather sit in your hugbubble jerking each other off instead of playing with the actual crew.
I've known clan leaders and groups like you before, the rest members don't like you people just an fyi.

Now run along and play in your crew that you don't even bother interacting with.
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Is the Oppressor nerfed yet?
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>>186628714
>Waaaah people who regularly play together make friends with each other
Is this a difficult concept to understand? Do you suffer from autism? Or did the popular kids in school bully you? Come on anon you can tell us.
I have no hat in the ring, I'm just stirring the pot

Also it's a crew you absolute doublenigger, why don't you find some cool people to play with in the crew? Why are you so tsundere for the "circlejerkers".
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>>186628714
>cant and wont include others
The crew is for everyone, you're not entitled to mine or anyone elses time, I dont have to interect with you inside the crew either. If I do fine, If I dont tough shit. I just find it incredible you cant get over the fact some people made friends and dont consider you one, for whatever reason that may be.
GET
OVER
IT
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It's a retard gets baited into trying to bump the thread episode
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>>186630512
I find it incredible there are people in the crew who don't ever interact with the crew. What's the point of even being in a crew if you don't interact with the crew? If I do the same on pc gtag I get kicked.
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>>186630747
At least it's being bumped

Keeping on topic, what if GTAVI isn't coming, and the next GTA is just another Island in GTAO?
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>>186631005
Quality gta thread about> soap opera fuckboy thread

Just because it's slightly faster doesn't make it better.
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>>186631005
Sounds good, finally add the mission cities that were suppose to be in San Andreas, fucking shit developers. They always end up making the next gta with less content that the one before.
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>>186630901
>dont ever interact with the crew
Well you wont post your name, but go ahead and post theirs then since you clearly have such a problem with specific people.
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>>186630747
bump
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>>186628805
Yes, shortly after release.
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>>186631005
Las Venturas/Bone County dlc would be dope
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>>186632285
Why would I, it won't change anything. Just the sad state of gtag. But honestly this happens to most clans or guilds, there will always be a circlejerk in the higher ups that never interact with the rest, many such cases, sad!
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>>186631292
>>186632669
How would you want to get there? Ideally I'd like to be able to fly there myself, or use a boat, but knowing R* it'll be a cutscene
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>>186630901
You can't force people to do stuff with you and stuff in general. This isn't like you ride with a nigga you die with a nigga, we play vidya together and have fun. Don't tell me you cant find one or two people to enjoy gta with, thats almost totally enough.
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>>186633003
It's not about forcing anyone to play with me or others, it's the simple fact there are people in the higher ups that never interact with the rest of the crew. They are in the crew, but don't want to interact with the rest of the crew? Then use crew voice chat while spouting shit and playing other games? I just don't see how this works, but whatever.
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>>186633346
>8 player limit party
sue sony, not gtag
>>186632669
New age Las Venturas would be boring t b h, rather SF and kill Hipsters/Hippies

Truth DLC N E V E R
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>>186632986
I would want to fly or drive there myself. I wouldn't mind a short load screen like they used in Vice City when you would drive to a new area. But regardless I want the rest of the map that is missing. Players got cheated out of content, fuck them.
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>>186633346
From the sounds of it you never interact with the crew either so you're just being a hypocrite desu anon.
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>>186633560
Yeah, I'd not mind flying or sailing out to sea, and then there's a brief loading screen while it loads you off the coast of the new island. Would be nice to have a boat like the S.S. Anne though as
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>>186632986
Airport ticket for 10k
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>>186633802
I don't want to be loaded into a different locations, just a short load screen and then continue driving or flying where i left off. Just like vice city did.
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>>186572836
slut
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>>186633970
Apologies for the confusion, I'm agreeing with you, that would be the best bet. Probably wouldn't be a short loading screen though, look how long it takes just to get into the MP for some people.

>>186633872
This is an acceptable alternative.
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>>186634129
>Probably wouldn't be a short loading screen
True, I guess an airport or seaport ticket would work better in that case. Really depends.
I do want my burgershot and cluckingbell stores back as well though.
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>>186634398
More open buildings is my number one request for GTAVI/GTAO Part 2. I don't want to sit down and eat at a restaurant every time I lose health, but having the option would be nice and add to the immersion a bit.

Much as something similar to this would be nice, I don't see how R* could add it to the current game without some kind of retarded explanation.
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>>186632696
>Just let me bitch about some non-specific problem that we all know about but no one mentions. I'm not going to name names or highlight anything that has happened to me personally because it wont change anything, but I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR
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>>186635334
You could have stopped posting but you kept going, sad!
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>>186634897
This map looks amazing, I don't want to live in a world where i will never play this.
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>>186634897
>mfw imagining MC sales on this map
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>>186633346
>higher ups never interact with the rest of the crew
Thats because most of them play other games, when they do play gta they do interact with rest of the crew just fine
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>>186636675
They'd probably require at least 4 players, 1 hour time limit
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>>186636087
Rockstar wouldn't do that, it'd be way too cool and get them way too much good PR.

>>186636675
Presumably top speeds would be more like real life instead of EVERY SINGLE CAR maxing at 124km/h. But nOOoooOOo R* want to make it so that every car is the same speed and the police are always faster than you.
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>TFW was having actual fun with muh frenz doing the gunrunning shit
>They all fucking took off for goddamn Warframe

Fucking cunts. You took away my motivation to grind moneys.
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>>186637998
>not taking advantage of that sweet double dosh bonus
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>>186634897
I really just want to get into a car and do a tour of this map.
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>>186638147
I pretty much abandoned all my vidya for a month. I had no drive to play anything for a while.
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>>186637998
I would choose the worst possible way to farm in GTA over farming in warframe, and this comes from a rank 23 in warframe. That game's farming is ridiculous. I guess your friends are masochists.
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>>186635764
>merely pretending meme
Pathetic
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>get killed on mission by guy on flying bike with rockets
>kill him back and say "rekt"
>he proceeds to spam me on social club but then last word ignores me
can you guys personal army for me? his name was SELFkiller something
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>>186638502
>he just can't stop giving me (you)s.
I love you too buddy
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>>186638531
>you just big kid
>I strong man
>me kill all lobby
>look me speeky englishy
I never knew there were so many illiterate fuckers around the world who can't even speak an international language until I started playing this game. Makes me laugh every time, good stuff.
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>>186638531
>send a personal army
lmao
I get these kind of hatemail sometimes and I just smirk and ignore these people. If you need an army to attack him just because he rub you on the wrong side, that's pathetic.
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>>186638848
personal army for me stupid faggot
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>>186638531
Maybe this is a stupid question, but how does giving his name help us? You can't join a session based on someone's name unless he's a friend.
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>>186638594
are you even on the ps4? looking back all of these posts seem really tongue in cheek, p good chance you could be some bored pc player. where are the names?
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>>186639001
>where are the names?
Are you this buttblasted about fucking names, holy shit lol.
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>>186638594
>LOL I r MaStUr TRol U
please
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>>186639695
LOL
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>>186639116
>goes on a tirade about one of the most underwhelming issues of the decade
>can't even name any of the users involved
are you even in this crew?
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>>186640148
I'm not the guy who started it numnuts. Just wanted to reply to your assblasted post because I find it hilarious.
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new thread when or should I do it?
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>>186640850
go on
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>>186640901
oh blater u so big
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NEW THREAD
>>186641660
>>186641660
>>186641660
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