/dsg/ - Demon's/Dark Souls General

>>184363346
>still no poise in DS3
Miyzaki Hamamoto cannot get away with this

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>>184363605
working as intended

>king's field still in the OP
I kind of miss kings field anon and his endless shitposting, now.

>>184363346
>fat rolls have poise mid roll
its not like rolls were OP AF XD

Japanese are such trolls :^)

playing through DS1 doing all the stupid builds I never did the first time

If i'm going greatswords all the way, is it better to spec into miracles or sorcery to get one of the weapon enchantment spells, or just get a blacksmith to imbue it?

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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vSfgmZuvPRH-V4tNCBopaHAuRjuR3AxytjlBiaoICHC6cWGYzkg1POxHyUxBoJAWAUtFHOPUVte0kWI/pubhtml?gid=0
Collection of useful shit
If you want something added then feel free to link it

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Vicars are hackers and awful players.

why is it so hard to stick to a weapon and build in dk3.. any tips on the ultimate funtime build/wep?

>>184341132
Can this guy get you banned? I heard he can edit your stats and shit. I shut my modem the split second I spawned in but still got the humanity stolen notification. I checked my stats and they were fine but several of my weapons and armor were broken. I have a back up save from a few days before it happened should I use it just to be safe?

reminder that posts like this: >>184363605 and >>184363758 should be ignored or reported for shitposting/spam since all they are doing is cluttering up the last few threads by shitting on DS3 without adding anything to the thread and trying to bait arguments.

>>184363814
Crystal/Divine ascention paths are shit unless you actually invest into the respective stats. Fire, Chaos and Lightning also kind of suck shit because they remove all scaling from stats.

If you're going to invest in the Str/Dex to use a greatsword, then just go the regular upgrade path to +15.

I want the rings for 1000 invasions and 1000 invader kills in dark souls 2

What would be the best soul level to do this?

>>184363690
>MOMMYYY HE DOESNT LIKE JAPANESE GAMES

I bet you faggot bought the new crash bandicoot

>>184364105
best soul memory*

If we join the Fingers, why can't we have occurrences like Sirris asking us for help, maybe Creighton or Heysel asking for help against some Darkmoon or another?
And I realized, by joining the Fingers, you more or less doomed Sirris to being stomped on by Creighton, since she'd try to fight him alone.

>If you kill Curse-Rotted Greatwood before acquiring the covenant AND failed the questline for Sirris of the Sunless Realms for whatever reason, it will be impossible to acquire the convenant's insignia

fucking hell who decided to make a fun covenant a missable.

>>184364105
DaS2 doesn't use SL for matchmaking

>>184364005
>reporting opinions that different from yours
You must be a SJW right?

>>184363975
Dex build using all of the obscure non-meta weapons. Scythes are underrated for both PvP and PvE. Whips are tons of fun in PvP and great at pissing players off. Try out the Rapier and actually use the WAs. Level ATT to 15-18 so you have tons of access to weapon arts.

>>184364338
opinions are fine, spamming the thread with constant shitting on the game/series isn't. When 10% of a thread's post is just one anon making the same posts shitting on a game over and over again, that's spam

>>184364090

Thats just for smithing right? if I put a few point into intelligence to learn magic weapon, does that stacks on top of the 15+?

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>>184363981
when it happened to me it just fucked my HUD and I had to restart

>>184364338
>40+ posts of the exact same comment over and over again written by a double digit IQ slav is considered contributing to discussion

>>184364226
You lose all access to Gravelord Servant and Darkmoon Blades by fighting a required boss and optional boss, respectively. You also can't become a Dickwraith if you follow regular game progress, and have to know ahead of time how to join it before actually joining it.

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Finished all bosses of DS3 with the valorheart earlier today.
Am I jaded or was the hardest bosses still champ, jubbajubb king because lolwhereiscamera and gael because 300 degree swing arc.
25 bosses ranging from super easy to fucking stop with multi-phases and gimmicks.

Gonna start a new char in DS2 again but don't know what build to do. Will try to do it in CoC, except for funlurker because you can't.
Any suggestions?

>>184364503
Scythes are underrated, but they're still absolute garbage. Slow R1s, dumpster tier damage, no WA worth a damn. Reach doesn't mean shit if your enemy can just casually walk in while you're winding up your swing.

>>184364709
Powerstance O&R or Bone Fists

>>184364604
Yes. But, again, it's utter shit unless you actually invest points into the skill.

>>184364226
>it's literally impossible to get every gesture in one playthrough, and sometimes even 2 playthroughs aren't enough
>if you want one gesture, you have to fail an entire other questline which has a valuable ring for a reward
Fucking why. Why is proper bow in such a retarded location.

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>>184364780
already done a full playthrough of the Bone Fists. Even did the entire NG+ because it was so fucking fun
(not final build, but the few levels after don't do shit)

>>184364914
That still leaves you with powerstancing Orma and Reeve's. Str/Fai is always an option, and usually has good results.

>>184364709
Blue and Red Smelter Greatsword powestance

>>184364773
That reach is still completely insane, and the R1s do alright damage unless you're fighting full havels 24/7. Twohanded moveset outranges halberds/glaives and 2H R1 combos into an R2. 2H running attacks have phantom range out the ass and rope firebombs can protect you against people who get in your face.

>>184364105
Give up. The game isn't active anymore and the rings aren't really worth it. You don't need the +2 rings to platinum either.

But if you are dead set on it, for killing invaders you can farm one of the invaders (Rhoy the Explorer) who invades 12 times for each bonfire ascetic you use. That's the best way to get lingering dragoncrest+2.

For invading hosts, your best bet is to get a friend who will leave their game running for you to farm them over and over again with name engraved ring sitting next to a bonfire and then spend a few days killing them over and over again.

>>184365072
>O&R
Forgot about those. Are they actually useful/fun or is it a meme build?

>>184365212
>blue smelter
if my DS2 wasn't somehow fucked up i would say you'd have to trade them to me so i don't have to do the fucking cave of wonders.
Don't know why people can't summon me, but i can summon others even with ring of the named god. It's infuriating

>>184365308
>Give up. The game isn't active anymore and the rings aren't really worth it. You don't need the +2 rings to platinum either.
It gets around 3000 players each day

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>>184364338
>opinions that different from yours

Some opinions are massively wrong and people who share those bad opinions need to be removed from the gene pool. Some opinions are just that bad.

Some opinions that are wrong but not actually harmful.
>magic is bad in ds3
>ganking isn't fun
>ds2 was good
>shulva dlc not the worst dlc

Then there are opinions that are both wrong and harmful
>certain religions
>pedophiles, lolicons and other degenerates such as homosexuals
>solving problems with violence

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>spamming is the best strat in PVP
It would be shame if you added poise in the game, fromsoftware. It would be shame if you fix the game :)

>>184365482
It's a meme build. But it's also pretty fun.

>>184365482
They're the only greatshields intended for powerstancing, and the Imperious Knights seem to have done well with them.
If it doesn't work out, you'll still have a good heavy Str build.

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>When you are advised to patch the game but you have no idea what "patching" means since you are Japanese and a normie

>>184365497
fuck off duskposter

>>184365497
top bait

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What did they mean by this?

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>>184365793
>audience: "It seems like the game is getting lots of hate for being filled with bugs and inbalances. Are you planning to patch ds3 soon? Thank you."
>HIDETITOT MIYZAMAKI: "patching? Can we have a transrator? No we arent really planning to patch the game. we just leave it in its beta version."

He cant get away with this

>>184365490
It's not active enough to be worth invading and killing 1000 hosts. It takes probably about 30 minutes to find a host and kill them in an active area, assuming you play 20 hours a week and kill 40 hosts per week, getting ring of thorns +2 will still take you 6 months straight of non stop invading.

And that's being generous. Getting enough cracked red eye orbs means that for each invasion you ALSO have to win an arena match. It might take you an hour to successfully kill a host if you include that, meaning you'll be well into 2018 before you get the ring.

>>184364105
You could honestly just mule it or use CE. Or just use the +1 rings.

DaS 3 tournament!

/hundaemonx

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>when you make a game in 30 minutes and normies actually bought it LMAO!

http://hollowwarrior.imgur.com/

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>>184366283
I kinda wanna do this, but it takes effort to get to 4 Kongs and offer 30 humanity on a low level nerd.

>>184366049
>>184365793
it goes more like this

>fans: this game is broken and filled with bugs and poor balance
>youtuber; oh yeah, I agree, we should talk to someone about this
>6 months of research trying to track down a Bandai Namco representative because From doesn't have a PR department
>Bandai Namco rep says nothing useful
>youtuber makes a big long complaining video about it
>IGN or Kotaku pick up the video
>6 months later an expat in Japan is sent the video from one of their friends in the US
>the expat complains (in japanese) to his friends
>those friends make a big long complaining video about it and spam From Soft's twitter with complaints
>From Soft checks their twitter two months later, ignores it
>magazine editor or writer happens to see the twitter comments
>6 months later miyazaki does an interview with a magazine, brings up those original complaints that were known about 18 months ago
>Miyazaki has no idea what they're talking about because he's unaware of any complaints, mentions that patches will be "eventually" issued but that it's not a priority because they're moving on to other games, since the game is now 18 months old
>patches are never released because pvp was never a priority anyway
>new game comes out, the cycle starts all over again

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>tfw every DLC2 invasion today has ended in connection error or salty PMs

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Cute!

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>>184366736

can you buff infused weapons?

>>184366837
not in ds1 and 3

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>>184366736
>That Halflight
U-utsukushii..

Can someone explain why the Astora Straight Sword even exist in DaS3?

>>184364725
Giving himself infinite mana estus, who knows what else he does when he is losing or in difficulty
probably lag walking as seen in another webm
If you give yourself unfair advantages from other means that the game allows you in pvp you're considered a shitter and laughed at, period
It's impossible to take this guy seriously now

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>>184365793
>>184366049
>>184366247
>samefagging this hard

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>Get my Silver Knight Spear
>Immediately upgrade to +4
>4 Twinklings Short
>Start farming Souls in Sunny Anor Londo
>Two my SKS with righteous fury as I prepare to jumping attack a Royal Guard sentinel
>Completely miss and end up under him for a nice face full of shield slam
I felt very foolish /dsg/

>>184366696
Hardly. Ds1 has no weapon memory, so you can just get a lightning claymore+5 or whatever to take them down and then switch to non-twink weapons

>>184366983
Because it used to be a good low level/early weapon, like in DaS1, but then they fucked it up when overhauling infusions and never bothered to fix it.

>>184366983
References

>>184366696
I miss shit like this so much

Dumb question, should I raise my strength to 1H my weapon or just 2H it?

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For >>184350696 and others who wants a fun DeS run.

Knight mode.
>Start as knight (obviously)
>Wear the fluted armor at all times
>Default sword and shield until you can get the knight sword/shield in 1-4.
>Crescent/Half/Late grass only
>No Magic
>Firebomb only allowed throwable if you have to
It's fun and even had a template picture that I've lost a few years ago

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>>184366724

I was a honor fag in 2 but decided to be a real dick in 3 but never got hatemail. The clossest I ever got was someone bitching about me on dsg. What am I doing wrong?

>doing pontif FCs with the same host for several sessions in a row
>go to kick him for shits and giggles
>accidentally attack him
>other red starts chasing me and trying to kill me
>host BCs him out of the session
>later that day see the fag who got BCd out bitching about me and the host in dsg

>>184366696
>>184366283
>>184367167
>Dark Souls before "prepare to die lol" marketing and PC master race took over

I hope the next game is so different that all of you kill yourself and the fanbase can start from scratch

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So I'm just messing around with some of the non-Finger/MM covenants for the first time...why does Way of the Blue draw bodyguards from Darkmoons when the purpose of Way of the Blue is emergency rescue phantoms, and Darkmoons are supposed to be red/purple hunters?

>>184367369
Depends what the weapon is. Something like a glaive doesn't need to be onehanded because it has the exact same R1s, but none of the hyper armor. Something like a greatsword though has wide sweeps 1h and hyper armor 2h, so it's worth having enough strength to 1h it. Spears have much slower R1s when onehanding, so it's not worth meeting onehand stats for it most of the time.

>>184367540
Carthus Curved Sword infused with sharp.

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o lords of cinder, and RNG, please bring me a symbol of avarice before the 200th fucking time I throw a charm at a mimic

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>>184365497
Why is this thread filled with so many hateful people and idiots?

Are there any nice people around who aren't so filled with hate and just want to help me level a new character? I've had an awful week and could use a good time.

>>184367660
killing/looting all mimics in the base game guarantees a symbol... no need to be retarded

>>184367605
If you're using a shield, parry tool or catalyst in your left hand, go ahead and level your strength. Just a warning, CCS got a swing speed nerf a while back on 2H R1s.

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>>184367660
>all my characters got it in less than 10 tries
>two of them in one try

>>184366696
I wanted to do something like this but I just fell victim to ss r1 spam with no rolling. I really wish there was a way to trade rolling for poise. With how strong rolls are, I think it would be a fair trade
>>184367408
>fag sees thing
>fag immediately has to try and start console wars
Why, fag?

>>184367456
>Darkmoons are supposed to be red/purple hunters?
They aren't. Darkmoons in DS3 are aldrich faithful hunters, and host-protectors.

>>184367746
Do you have a dick?

>>184367746
Are you a cute boy or just a cute girl?

>>184367840
Why'd they change it from the Sin model though? That was way better and didn't make Sentinels and Darkmoons basically the same damn thing with different names.

>>184367746
Can you dress like >>184367660

>>184367746
Sure but I'm a girl too so the seduction is pointless.

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>>184367821
The screenshot is for dks 1 builds, which is why it has the wolf ring and only 2 ring slots.
>I really wish there was a way to trade rolling for poise

>>184367408
Fuck off with this bitter "back on my day herp derp" bullshit.

The only reason the whole "le friendly invader" thing in DS1 started was because invaders,especially low level ones, were almost without question twinks bevause that was how you got to Darkwraiths early on. So the fighting chances for people who got invaded were minimal at best.

Invading newbies was fun but unless you were intentionally gimping yourself to their level there was no challenge and when DS3 actually put invaders and hosts at a better balance the twinks found out they can't hack it anymore without the massive gear advantage.

>>184368287
>
but where is the proofs
>>184367746
Are you a girl (male)?

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>Not good at pvp in the slightest
>Still go for a full day of invasions
>Between the hackers and hosts with 3 phantoms sending me hate mail feeling very meh about today
>Stumble upon a random fight club with a bunch of cool lads

After that I'm rethinking trying to get good at it

>>184367821
Not complaining about console wars (I play on PC), I'm complaining about the PC-centered marketing that sold Souls as some pvp focused sadist's game, and the awful community that resulted from it. Ever since Prepare to Die, non-souls players look at dark souls as one of the worst gaming communities, like a small scale DOTA/LoL group.

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>>184368806
>PC-centered marketing?
What?

>>184368714
God I hope so

>>184367383
You just have to get (un)lucky and invade the type of person who doesn't understand that invasions aren't duels, and it's a risk they take by playing online with a massive health bonus.

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I too remember the scene where Artorias two-handed a fumes fondly.

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>>184368923

>plunging attacks dont do significant damage
Fix?

So what's the recommended SL to start DLC2 in Dark Souls 3? 100?

>>184364226
I'm fine with there being missable things especially with all the mainstreaming that already happened in DS3.

>>184368796
Red is best, friendo

>>184367746
Please be in L O N D O R

>>184368318
Yes, hello, you only last 15 seconds and don't even allow running. Also cost an att slot, fp and the time to cast.
I didn't make it clear, my fault. I meant I wanted to do that in ds3
>>184368806
>Not complaining about console wars
no, you're trying to spark them
>(I play on PC)
highly doubt that both of those assuming you're the same guy
>>184368806
>non-souls players look at dark souls as one of the worst gaming communities
Every single gaming community is toxic or cancerous in a way or another. In the same principal as generals, stagnation precedes rot. At any rate, the other people's opinion on soulsfags does not affect whether we can or cannot do fun shit/builds/events. Proof: there's a running event RIGHT NOW, there are fcs every other day

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>>184368923
Good taste

>>184369030
Funny what DS3 makes you realise

For example, did you know that Solaire was actually a dragon who used a splitleaf greatsword?

>>184368579
Not that guy, but the gear advantage thing ceases to be as much of a factor in PvP with the "weapon memory" system they have now. Beyond that, how is it more even? Though it's annoying if you upgrade without knowing , the weapon memory would handle most of the twink issue outright, so why have every host have access to a small army at nearly all times unless you're saying that dedicated Reds/Purples/Faithful are better at PvP than any and all hosts to necessitate such a numbers advantage. I wouldn't mind it as much if the rank rewards weren't mostly shit beyond the Obscuring Ring and some miracles. Granted, the point of Invasions if you're dedicated is more of the satisfaction of being a real pain in the ass for the host. Still though. The uptick in full ganksquads waiting for you most of the time is kind of crazy. I didn't even know a single host could get two blues for a single red until earlier today.

>>184369372
And Gwyn was a Fallen Knight with a katana

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>>184369274
I have my red but I'm real tired after today I might do more after

>>184369440
Every Dark Souls 1 character is a Fallen Knight with a Katana or Dork Sword.

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>Shanalotte instructs you to collect the great souls to succeed Vendrick as Drangleic's monarch
>this would also involve taking the Throne of Want and linking the flame
>she's also completely upfront about how you, like Vendrick, would end up a mindless husk
Is she a pawn of Aldia?

>>184368923
Not him, but the PC release marketing was nothing but
>the HARDEST thing you will EVER experience!
>You will NEVER stop DYING!
>Only the TOUGHEST of souls can beat this game!
That was the beginning of the normalfag invasion, and the community went from a small community of duelists who liked to shit talk eachother, to a bunch of memespouting children who unironically believe the games have artificial difficulty in them, and can only be beaten by being the biggest meta shitters on the planet. They're the main reason why the souls community is now compared to mobas.

>>184369414
The devs are working off of the assumption that the invader knows the game and the levels better than the host, uses the levels and the host and the phantoms will also have to go through the boss more often than not so it's somewhat understandable that they stack advantages on the host a bit.

>>184369585
She's a cursed dragon-hybrid-thingy who dislikes the world. She just couldn't tell you to snuff the fire because there was no dark ending in vanilla

Man, with the constant stream of Faithful in Irithyll I wouldn't expect getting a Dorkmoon summon would take this long. Took MUCH less time getting a red or purple host to latch to.

>>184368024
Same reason why a lot of NPCs will respawn if you attack them, to make it easier to play if you don't know the rules.

DS3 avoids any form of non-consentual invasions without a huge host advantage. The sin system and darkmoons being able to invade hosts inherently violates that principle.

DS2 and DS3 have different ways to get around the awful problems with DS1's invasion system.

DS2 made it difficult to twink by making it much harder and more complicated to invade, essentially punishing invaders through the pve.

DS3 makes it difficult to twink by making hosts extremely powerful, essentially punishing invaders through the pvp.

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>>184369585
Wasn't she a creation of Aldia that didn't come out exactly as intended?
I mean, they still got decent results, but not exactly as wanted.

>hosts have twice the estus
>use CE to get unlimited divine blessings
NOW we are even ;^)

Lmaoing @ all the hatemail

>>184369582
Really makes you think

>>184369774
too many people trying to get ears

>>184369806
>DS3 avoids any non-consentual invasion without a huge host advantage

Untrue. I get invaded solo regularly and in the fuckswamp and Pontiffs you can have 2 invaders on your ass even if you're solo.

>>184369774
Good thing they made it so that darkmoons only get summoned into a host's world if a red is there, despite the Faithful being the darkmoon's rivals who also drop better rewards :^) I'll never understand what fromsoft was thinking with that

>>184369958
shitter

real invaders win despite the disadvantage

al you prove is that you aren't fit to wear the red

>>184369774
The kicker is that Darkmoons don't get summoned for Faithful invasions, a regular red or possibly a madman has to be there to trigger the bluecuck.

>>184370285
I hate to say but this is true

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>>184369030
Damn, that phase transition still gives me chills. I don't get how people saying that Friede switching from scimitar to a lothric knight sword was better

Is there any way to reliably report a Darkmoon that was completely invisible when he invaded? He was helping a host with one phantom, but was 100% invisible even at point blank range. I wanna report it but the host and his phantom weren't doing anything so I'm worried what'll happen if I just dragnet the whole thing.

>>184370285
Lmao spoken like a true ganker. Git gud son :)

>>184370740
Pretty sure that's a glitch that happens sometimes. It used to be really common when 3 first released, usually because the person was just so laggy that their body never physically spawned into the world. I ran into a host today who turned invisible after he dropped into the Demon Prince fight on piss4

>>184370606
>all those failed cosplay
kek

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Can you impregnate Aldrich?

>>184370825
it just grinds my gears that i am disregarded as a hacker just because i can take on ganks without cheating

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>tfw no firekeeper gf
Why live

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>>184369769
>>184369854
I'm sure Aldia was responsible for her creation (either directly or via the Ancient Dragon), but she seems to resent him for that. That's why her King's Ring dialogue feels out of place, because the only alternative to extending the Age of Fire is helping Aldia. Dark Sigil's description in DS3 makes it all even more confusing.
>tfw no "Memory of X" where you meet child Shanalotte, which becomes the reason she draws you specifically to Drangleic in the first place

>>184371480
I can take all of the ganks without cheating. I just like to have the same advantages as the host. Thats the idea of dark souls. You fight with your skills, not with the advantages the game gave you.

>>184371776
No, the idea of dark souls is to overcome the adversity the game puts before you. That is true for both phantoms who are dealing with ganks and hosts who are dealing with phantoms who have dealt with enough ganks to stomp them.

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>>184371536
Even the Doll in BB told us she loves us, but not the Firekeepers?
>>184371569
I see what you mean with the Dark Sigil, but I don't think that "a bearer of the curse" necessarily implies THE BotC in DS2, it could have been in a different land or time. None of the Firekeepers in the other games had traveled the Abyss, to our knowledge.

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Is sunlight straight sword good for pure faith and just base str/dex? Or am I better off sticking with a regular lightning infused weapon, or raw (buffed) weapon? I'm guessing it's good since you are double dipping on the faith scaling when buffed, BUT it only goes up to B at +5.

>>184372040
The invader is the adversary to the host. The invaders are way too easy to kill if you have phantoms and arent completely shit. Therefore invaders need extra boost to kill hosts. ITs the only way to make invaders difficult to kill.

>>184371776
But the game is based around stacking advantages when adversity comes. That's why you upgrade weapons beyond how much you need for certain areas, or get naked and roll through enemies and so on.

>>184372216
The adversary depends on perspective.

The invaders are way too easy to kill only if they allow themselves to be easy to kill.

>B-but killing ganks is difficult!

No shit. Acquire skill.

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>>184372105
The Doll is my fav no contest but DS1 firekeeper is such a sweetie I wish she did more

>>184372580
Firekeeper is best, doll is a close second, I like Shanalotte to though.

>use CE to make your character lvl 120
>invade hosts who are lvl 20
OOPS :D TRY GANKING NOW BITCHEES

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Is bow good in pve?

>Step on pressure plate
>Fire arrows literally kill the host

Even the phantom ganksquad squatted over him with me

>>184372893
Those pressure plates are such a great tool for invaders

>>184372669
Doll>Anastascia>Firekeeper

>>184372869
Bows are useful, but I haven't tried making a build around them. What game are you asking about, specifically?

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>>184372580
Anastacia is the true DS1 waifu. Oddly enough, the Firekeepers across the games are usually some of the best, if not the best.
I have to give the one for DS2 over to Lucatiel, though.
>>184373035
This is quite accurate.

>>184363346
Why the general is named /dsg/ instead of /desg/ or /dasg/? It's confusing because the games are shortened as Des/Das.

>>184372893
It's pretty fun. Coupled with obscuring on the other side of the broken path and I burned through 3 of the squad's estus before they realised what was going on
>>184372869
>99 of each arrows held max
>can't infuse bows
>low damage
Meh

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Haven't been intimate with Dark Souls 3 all that much. I recall that armour can't be reinforced, which makes me feel like it's useless as all shit. Rate my fashion?

>>184373035
Firekeeper > Doll = Shanalotte > Maiden > Anastacia

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>>184373193
>Track down her murderer then revive her
>"Thanks but don't talk to me."
>"Y-you too."

>>184373212
because ds envelops both Demon's Souls and Dark Souls, which are the main games discussed here
Dead/Deep/Dragon Souls when?
>>184373303
Armor isn't useless but it's far from as powerful as in 1 or 2
>poopy pants
>mismatched gauntlets
Ew, no

>>184373303
>Pisspant trousers
>Lothric Helm with anything except Lothric Chest

Gloves are also meh. You get to salvage some points for using the Herald Chest, which is a fantastic piece.

My recommendation would be a Steel Soldier Helm or a Knight Helm, and then probably Lothric Knight Leggings and Elite Knight Gauntlets.

>>184373518
>>184373334
>>184373193
>>184373035
Reminder that Priscilla was originally supposed to be the DaS1 level-up waifu

>>184373076
Dark souls 3

I'm thinking of making a bow character but I don't know if I could actually use the bow.

>>184373574
>>184373519
I've been using the Lothric Knight leggings fairly often alongside the Lothric Knight gloves, but I felt since I've only recently fucked over those two Exile faggots that it'd be nice to wear the Fallen Knight stuff, especially since I'm able to fastroll in this with my shitty vites.

>Invade and don't get sent home while host enters Spears fight
>Get 20000 souls when he wins
Neato.

>>184373678
qt dragon-half princess touching my soul? I'd play that

>>184373694

use either the short bow for dex or compound for anything else and then slap on the hawk ring with large arrows because it negates the damage falloff within lockon range

>>184373303
>Ruining based Herald set with all that garbage

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Does the Ringed Knight Sword work well with being a pyromancer, or is it just a Str/Quality weapon?

>>184373734
Fastroll isn't important, it doesn't give you more iframes. Medroll is what is important.

Using Pisspant Knight stuff unironically is an automatic penalty.

>>184373948
>Int/Fth scales the fire damage
>Base fire damage is 22

You tell me, anon

>>184373193
I like all of them the one I actually dislike is shanalotte she actually bores me to death even though shes the most waifu of them all >>184373193
I just know what I like

>>184373948
The latter

>>184373948
The scaling is ass and the base fire damage too, iirc it got 22+3 fire at 30/30. Str quality. Although the wa might scale better with pyro stats, I didn't test
>graphical glitch part of the fanart
Fucking kek

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>>184373518
Literally makes me want to try harder

>>184374273
Graphical glitch?

>magic does poise damage
Laughing_japanese_girls.jpg

>>184373678
Oh what could have been

Priscila outclasses every level-up waifu

>>184373879
Which bow for DaS1 PvE?

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>>184373678
G I A N T W A I F U

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>>184374115
Oh, I see

>>184374347
The actual blade isn't supposed to be seen during the WA, but the fire effect was slightly off centre making the blade visible on one side. I think it's fixed now

>>184374541
*cringe*

>>184374435
>Over-rated but I can't really argue

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>the estus in unpunishable
laughing_mizyaki_while_holding_a_sack_of_japanese_shekels.jpg

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>>184374665
Anon...

>>184373518
She starts talking eventually. She wasn't even supposed to talk in the first place, that's why her tongue was cut out.
>>184373678
But she wasn't; don't think about what could have been, focus on what was and is.
She's just too generic anime-face waifu for my tastes. People whine about Anastacia not wanting to talk, but they forget that Priscilla tells you to fuck off with much less tact.

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>>184373753
>invade some dude and his 2 phantoms who are getting ready to fight the dancer
>glitch that prevents phantoms from entering and me from getting sent home happens
>kill his 2 phantoms with my dragon slayer great axe special attack at once
>wait around for host to die to dancer
>get more souls and an ember

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>>184373694
If you can stat it effectively and do what you can, you're able to do some definite good.

>>184373974
I roll farther away from shit whenever I'm panicked, especially in swamp areas, though I might try weighing down a bit to focus on midrolls.

Figure this is better, though? I like the way the Lothric Knight helmet connects with the herald breastplate.

>invading first half of Carthus
>Host and phantom both go back to the start and disguise as barrels
>'Gee I wonder where they could be'
>Retreat across the bridge and fuck them with a greatbow until they grow a pair
>Overlevelled wizard phantom does nothing but spam snap freeze on the bridge before noobrolling off the edge
>Host gets caught in an R1 R1 R2 rollcatch and then also noobrolls off the edge

Amused

>>184375019
Better.

I still really dislike the gorget on the lothric knight helm, it doesn't seem to fit well with anything other than it's intended chestpiece.

>>184363346
Were Aldrichs Deacons and Champ on Thot Patrol or why did their eyes glow

>/dsg/ hates pee pants because its popular
>they're popular because they match a lot of things and look good
/dsg/ being contrarian as usual

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>>184374375
even worse
>the firebombs do poise damage
ELEVATED LAUGHTER

>Invate a gank squad
>one spamps magic/firebombs
>cant even riposte when you are staggered after your succesful parry
>"NO NO ITS A WORKING SYSTEM. THIS. IS. WHY. HYPER. ARMOUR. WORKS. IT JUST WERKS STOP COMPLAINING"

>blacksmith's hammer has no advantage whatsoever compared to the mace in DaS3

>>184375327
>I reference to threads as a person because I am a brain damaged anime Virgin
*Cringe*

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>>184374925
Yeah have any of you heard the her unused voicelines? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW71azZTm70
>>184374925
Still makes me want it more

>>184375327
It doesn't match a lot of things, and looking like a hobo doesn't look good.

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It's her first time in Anor Londo. Say something nice!

jesus fuck that stupid mouth hanging open is retarded why would from do this to me

>>184365497
thank god i've filtered every one of your shitty webm md5s

>>184375671
Cringe

>>184375671
Can't place what top that is

>>184374453

Composite Bow.

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>cant throw a parry inbetween l1 spam since hyper armour
Hyper armour faggots will defend this lmao you people are gullible

>>184375845
black leather

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fighting lost sinner using a torch with the brightness turned down was pretty cool

Rosaria is Gwynevere

>nobody even knows how hyper armour "works".
Pro tip: it doesnt work lol

>>184374726
I often punish estus. As long as you keep on them, they are fucked when they go for estus as two strikes will almost inevitably outstrip their healing.

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>>184375671

What's wrong with your graphics, Anon?

>>184376114
Can you get a trip so I can filter you?
>>184376168
It's just a shitposter

>>184375348
This is why I fucking hate wizards and refuse to use anything smaller than a greatsword against multiple opponents.

>>184371536
>no strong knight bf
why live

>>184375938
I don't think you know what hyper armor is.

>>184376168
>punishes estus chuggers when there are two other summons spamming magic and farron greatsword weapon art
I like to see you try lol

>>184376178
I don't think I have any graphics mods installed, just shitty vanilla (+dsfix). You have any recs on that front?

>>184376351
Because it was so easy to punish healing in ganks in previous installments.

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>>184375568
>those little noises she makes
Despite her probably making them when she didn't have a tongue, doesn't stop it from being cute.
As much of a bastard Lautrec is, at least he had good taste.
>>184376290
We all need a Bradley in our lives.

>>184376096
Dancer is Gwynevere

>Host saw me draw my greatbow
>Continues to sit on the bridge with his borthammer phantom anyway

I think I understand how millwood guy feels now. Exploding people off into oblivion with this thing is aces.

>>184376424

DSfix is enough, but it looks like you haven't changed the render resolution. Even if you choose 1920x1080 in game it won't actually render it unless you have set it in dsfix.ini.

>>184375853
Can the Composite Bow even be gotten before draining New Londo?

>>184376654
I am Gwynevere

>>184376981

Gib milky plz

>>184376558
>bradley will never gently hold your hand as he leads you through no-man's warf and protects you from those long arm things
life is never ending pain

>>184376940

Yes.

>>184376820
>>184376424

Also one more thing, if you're playing full screen I think the game allows you to choose 16 bit colour. Make sure it's 32 bit colour instead or else you'll get colour banding.

>>184377097
A few threads back, someone said that Bradley is for cuddles, while Tarkus is for the Black Iron Dick.
The two of them together would be effectively invincible.

>>184376820
Huh. I have it set in DSfix.

...does DSfix and all the dlls have to be out of the "DSfix" folder and alone in the "DATA" folder? I had that problem with PvP watchdog.

>>184377373
Oh, I think it was that. I just fixed it and it's much better. Thanks for the hint.

>>184377450

The DSfix files have to be in the DATA folder or else it won't work.

PCFCBF!

i gave the qt miracle lady the londor braille tome how fucked am i

>>184377721
Vape?

>>184377721
Purchase all non-dark miracles from her, and she'll discard the tome in the tower where she hangs out. It's bad, but easily salvageable.

>>184377906
would that fuck me up if i were going for londor's bullshit

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>>184376290
Anon thats gay and I like it

>>184377979
No, fortunately. Just give the Dark Miracle tomes to someone else.

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>Invade gank squad at meme arena Pontiff.

>Blues out the ass and a pussy host who runs away at every turn.

>try to fight them fair but they're too cheap for me.

>Fuck it.

>turn on cheats.

>Proceed to kill all of them minus the host who is gunning it for the boss room.

>Chase him down.

>He enters the boss fog.

>The Host has Begun a Critical Battle Returning To You World

>I'm just kidding, I'm still there.

>Noclip inside the boss room and wave at the host.

>Alt+F4

I love spanking ganks even if it's with cheats.

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>>184376558
Good taste is good taste anon
>>184376558
Those noises are the cutest and everyone needs to hear them

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>>184377420
>ywn hold hands with tarkus and bradley as you all warm up by the bonfire

>>184377643
Could you take a pic of your data folder? I'm fucking some shit up cause now I'm CTDing.

>Character name Halfmoon Royce
>Invade a guy cosplaying Archdeacon Royce
>With a phantom Archdeacon McDonnel
>They give me a set of deacon robes and I follow them through the level
>Until Archdeacon Royce rolls off a cliff

Oh, okay.

>>184378115
LOL! We have the same thing going on

regards >>184369958

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>>184377654
>tfw I'd host but don't want to stay up until 3am

might do one tomorrow though

>>184378248
Gimme fluffy siegbro

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>>184378265

I have a dsfix folder, but it's for the texture replacements.

>>184376695
It's pretty much essential on all my invaders, if only because it gives you a way to get the host to do something other than camp in a "safe" zone.

>>184378726
Yeah, it's worth getting the 12 dex even on a pure strength invader. Millwood Bow and Obscuring Ring is invader tactics at their finest.

>>184378183
She deserved so much better than what happened to her.
>>184378248
>Tarkus crushes everything in sight with his Greatsword while Bradley heals him and uses Force to send enemies flying into his sword
>you will never team up with these two at the same time

*backstabs the air*

WOW. Dark souls is suuch a great game

>>184378723
Thanks. Now I'm getting a weird error where the executable will launch but it won't actually pop up in the taskbar and it's barely using any memory in Task Manager. Tried closing it and closing Steam, nothing. Fuckin weird.

>>184378315
Eh, only thing is I only turn on the cheats if the gankers are truly set on being cheap faggots who stunlock you to death. Which is the usual unfortunately.

I know i'm probably just bad and salty but fuck it m8, if you need 3 butt buddies to hold your hand against 1 guy you deserve the spanking. Legit or not.

>>184372105
>Even the Doll in BB told us she loves us, but not the Firekeepers?
its the love of a mother you idiot

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Today i noticed that humble bundle kept siphoning my money even after i explicitly unsubscribed. Now i've got a few months worth of games, including scholar of the first meme.
The problem with that is that i fucking hated ds2 so much i've never even launched the game after finishing my first playthrough, so here's a steam code for it - KE0I0-Y9982-2JHKD
Some other stuff i'll never play:
frog contra simulator - F55HZ-XH7VZ-AY29B
layers of beer, horror simulator - KBI5H-F0RWT-LD8HW
half life simulator? - LVWL5-VB69T-NJA9Z
some sort of 2d medieval base building simulator - KIA48-BNH5Z-2WPMV
walking simulator with puzzles on a spacestation - KBX38-3AYEI-HAPKN
jewel matching simulator - ITY6J-ZKH6J-A6BIF
heroes of command and conquer simulator - MNK0Y-W06PI-5N0KQ
neon future cop lapd simulator - LQLD5-EZI7M-PEVLL
shop npc simulator - L7T28-9WILH-B96BW
omg im so randum simulator - KYXYE-PY6JV-GBEYY
drunk driving simulator - RPITA-XNEEN-GGM54
limbo simulator - TEKNG-V2VMA-QJMK0
crooked cop simulator - NWY97-KF4EQ-IZXWM
undertale - HQ9VE-TN4J7-29X8G - I wouldn't want anyone to get fooled by a stupid description and actually waste their time redeeming this code.
2d movement puzzle simulator - H4CXF-PIEXN-5QFZ9
portal simulator, but without all the fun movement mechanics i think - MFT0B-QVE4Z-R98Q7
2d roguelike simulator - HK92V-CYJKW-NFLVG
killing yourself simulator - MRRKB-PCY6K-09MDH
baldur's gate simulator - A95EK-34CHI-L8TZ7
Post pictures of Priscilla to distract me from the fact that i will never kiss her between her eyebrows and lick up her forehead hair trail because she isn't real.

>>184379828
I am very well aware of this, it's why lewds of the Doll get under my skin a little, but they couldn't have said anything of that nature at all?

>>184379459

That is weird, I have never had a problem with DSfix myself so I have no idea what's wrong. If you want to use dsfix, I suggest you take a look at the dsfix readme file, it has some troubleshooting tips. You made it to Anor Londo without DSfix at least.

>>184379923
Neat, got three of those codes, I really wanted to try This Is The Police but never got around to buying it. Thanks anon!

so what's the wanted poise for greataxes?

>>184379963
>When sub humans, explain their sub humanity
Lol

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>>184379923
You're a good dude anon and I'm going to oblige you

>>184380349
OUR GUY
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>>184379963
Despite the fact that she's Gehrman's realdoll of Maria?

>>184380349
dio cane

>>184379923
Wish i got to the scholar code b4 other anons friend has been wanting to play for awhile

>>184380382
>poise
Bad news for you champ. Fromsoftware forgot to add poise to the game :/

Spear or rapier for counterhit build?

>>184372701
Posts like this make me happy I no longer play Souls on pc.

Good thing you disgusting cretins will never touch Bloodborne.

>Invade, kill host
>Invade, kill host
>Invade first host again, kill host again
>Invade, second host with the first as a phantom, kill host again
>Invade, first host with the second host as a phantom, kill host AGAIN

I think these blokes are going to be stuck in the Catacombs forever if this display was any indication.

They were both using Twin Dragon Greatshield and Exile Greatsword, but on the final invasion one of them switched to the Irithyll Straight Sword because that was totally going to help him dodge my greatsword with his fatrolling ass, jesus christ.

I like to think at least one of them swore vengeance in real life

>>184380349
Literally whomst?

>>184379224
I feel that anon, so do so many in DS1

>>184380880
Hyperarmour is fine, eat a dick

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>>184379963
I understand this so much anon its real unnatural but feels so good

What are some cool/fun secrets or hidden gems of this game? Let us discuss!

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>>184380920
The Souls community's resident fedora tipper when confronted by a somewhat attractive woman.

>>184380882
W A R P I C K
A
R
P
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C
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If you definitely want something stabby, rhh

>>184380981
hyperarmour is a bug

>>184381196
>cool/fun secrets
Finding the "real world" Hunter's Dream in the Abandoned Workshop from within the Healing Church Workshop was a pretty bone chilling experience.

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>tfw you win that sweet 1v2 arena

DeS = Dr. Thunder
Dark Souls = Mr. Pibb
Dark Souls 2 = Dr. Faygo
Dark Souls 3 = Dr. Pepper

More like dr gaygo

>>184381196
I'll go first.
>poise
Some say... some say that it exist... But we may never know... its hidden in the game's source code.

>>184381634
what the heck happened to Pibb's license? darkmoon blades?

day 15 fighting the soul of cinder.
fuck this.

>>184381196
you can hold dpad-down to always go back to flasks / first item

If I could only buy one (1) of the DLC's for Ds3, which should I get?

>>184381996
ringed city

>>184381634
DeS=black coffee
DS1=Earl Grey tea
DS2=water
BB=energy drink
DS3=soda

>>184381196
Throwing knives have a running attack animation but that's probably already known.

DeS = had poise so not shit
Dark Souls = had poise so not shit
Dark Souls 2 = had poise so not shit
Dark Souls 3 = no poise [insert shit drink]

>>184382097

This makes more sense than it should.

>>184382047
this.

Ashes of Ariandel is only worth it if you literally have nothing better to do.

The ringed city is the superior DLC content wise.

Someone is selling a phat PS3 with a copy of Demon's Souls on Craiglist for $110.

y/n

>>184382285
Just wait until it is playable on the PS3 emulator. Getting close.

>>184379923
Cool as hell, nabbed PoE and several other indie games. Thanks a bunch.

>>184363346
>still no poise in DS3
>Miyzaki Hamamoto cannot get away with this

>>184382285

That's a lot for a PS3. Do you need the fat PS3 features (ps2 emulation for example)? You should be able to find a Slim or Superslim for a lot less.

>>184382561
Well, there's 10 other games coming with it but I only care about Demon's Souls.

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>>184381664
Disrespecting faygo and juggalos in this webzone is unrealistic and islamic content

>>184381838
how are you so bad

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He protecc

He attacc

but most importantly

He kick you down a fucking pit for the 100th time holy shit why do you keep falling for this you fucking idiot?

>>184381838
Seriously? It took me at most ten minutes on my first run on a pyro build.

>there are people who actually defend ds3
W E W

>>184382097
That actually makes a lot of sense.

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>>184382765
It is a good game so yeah?

>>184382710
Those kicks are all that keeps Patches going

I wouldn't want to deprive him of that

>>184380637
oh fucking please. i can't accept that the doll was in any way functional. my theory is that he wanted an effigy of maria to give him the most painful handjobs imaginable, an antimaiden to put to death sinful nature.

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>>184382710
Here your (((you)))

>>184382710
>But who is the sorrier? The horse who knows only to kick, or the fool who approaches the old beast without thought?

>tears of denial counter the parry
nice... uh... nice balance

>>184382869
That nibba aged like 10 years in 4 years

>>184382710
In Demon's Souls getting kicked into the pit by him twice is the only way to get him to sell the good shit. Ditto for DS3 and DS1 Patches.

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>>184363346
>half of the invasions end in the host disconnecting
Now why the fuck was the whole game made to pander the hosts? they are obviously bad player aka normies aka scrubs. Is Miyzaki a scrub?

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>>184383157

When he grows his beard he looks very old.

>>184382764
>>184382651
fuck off this is a difficult boss. his pyro and magic forms are cheap as fuck.

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>>184383157
>nibba
You're not in his stream anymore my duder you can say nigger on this website.

And I think he actually kinda looks younger now and he looks like a baby after he shaves.

>>184382996
>What is Knight of Thorns set

>>184383451
Have you tried using Lightning, Dark, or Frost? I think he has a slight weakness in that regard.

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>>184383408

Where do you go to activate the Rings of DLC

>>184383782
The end of the game, you have to defeat the soul of cinder as well just don't link the first flame and go back to the entrance of the fireless shrine, should be a bonfire that will tp you to the starting area of the DLC.

>>184383348
Just take comfort in knowing they get banned.
Eventually
Temporarily
Banned means they just can't summon

>hit opponent twice while he is charging his l2
>he doesnt even stagger and lands a hit
>but but poise damage but ummmm hyper armour
admit it faggots, its broken :D

>>184383907
You don't have to kill Soul of Cinder.

>>184383907
No.

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I never fucking noticed Lautrecs armor has hands on the back

>>184383941
>charged l2

What?

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What the fuck was his problem?

>>184384091
Embraced Knight

You fucking idiot

>>184384091
His armor is a literal hugbox. That's why he is called Lautrec the Embraved.

>>184384091
>Embraced

>>184384042
>>184384073
Oh really? Well in that case yeah just go to the kiln of the first flame then and it should be around the exit from the shrine.

>>184383624
no i got him. turns out all i needed to do was use an ember. i feel like a little bitch though.

Where do people generally activate their Red Eye Orbs in Anor Londo? I want to place a dragon eye for greatest effect.

>>184384158
he can't pick up anything without fucking up his nails

>get l1 spammed
>cant throw a parry inbetween staggering because poise doesnt exist
So best way to counter spammers is to parry before the spam?
Only way to kill 3 men squads (aka host and two whites) is to get a cheeky parry KO. Sounds like a shit game to me LOL

>>184384158
low res textures

>>184384158
'World sucks, gonna lock myself in my bedroom until it ends'
'You can come too big bro'