/ink/ - Splatoon General

mayo sucks

Ketchup rules

>tfw no friends

>>184362168
I want to make Marina eat my mayo

Sex with Marie!

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post your shitty splatfest drawings /ink/

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>>184362168
>>184362225
>not mixing them

Is it better to scrub the Splatfest tee as soon as you get the first ability or scrub it when you unlock all 3 abilities?

>Making thread early
faggot

>>184362495

I scrub when I have all 3 but I've been scrubbing at 2 because I scrub more frequently and unlocked those first 2 faster

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Post your weaponfu!

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>>184362076
Marie throwing octarians off a cliff!

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>>184362371

>>184362495
scrubbing the first slot will get you more chunks but cost you more monies

scrubbing all 3 will get you less chunks but cost you less monies overall

>>184362495
It's better to scrub at 1 if you have the monies

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>>184362721

>>184363143
Soon, my darling. Soon. How I've missed you.

>>184362495
Usually you need to spend 20k to scrub, right? Well if you can scrub for only 2k, which is like, a match and a half, then you should do it at every opportunity.

>>184362495
First is better since it's only 4000p, meanwhile the second ability is an extra 8000p and the third one is 12000p.

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>>184362721

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>>184362463

>>184362902
is that cake?

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Would you an uncut woomy?

>>184363492
supposed to be a cupcake during the first splatfest

it's shit

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>>184362721

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>>184362721
why is your screenshot so compressed?

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Worth it?

>>184363564
its cute

>>184363668
I really like mine.

>>184363668
h*ck yeah

>>184363373
I'm S+ and I do use it from time to time
can't wait for balance update & gold version though

>>184363668
get the joycons

>>184363668
No, Pro is trash

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>>184362721

>>184363668
I really want to get one but 70 fucking bucks

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>Best Splatfest choices are always to the right
>Best girl to the left
I miss Marie

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is it just me or does it feel like trislosher just has better hit detection?

maybe i just don't understand how the regular bucket works but tri just seems to hit what it hits and bucket hits...sometimes..

>>184363545
FGM???
ON AN INKLING??????

>>184363634
I got it off google images.

>>184363723
>>184363746
Any issues with the d pad?

>>184364013
The point is tri has a much better better radius but """less range"

>>184364013
i almost exclusively use the buckets (refuse to use the word ma*n) and the tri definitely feels like it has better hit detection

>>184362721
>turf inked
>0
>weaponfu
?

>>184363668
Nah because I love +3 motion and +5 stick strap controls.

Fucking BOTW trained my ass good for Splatoon 2

If inkling can't swim, why build Mahi Mahi resort?

>>184364194
Probably just unlocked it after playing the normal splatling. :O wow

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Post cute woomy!

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TEACH ME HOW TO BUKKIT

I just unlocked the lean mean green meme machine, and I have no idea what I'm doing. Do I throw bombs or do I just sit on a perch and woomy derisively at those under me?

>>184364392
WEaponfus are something you wake up every day just to get out of bed to use, to slaughter with, to build good times with, to carry your team to glory in power armor MK2 with

you.. you are like a collector, once you have it you will soon forget about it.

I'm stating to get real fucking mad. These fucking idiots in Rank C don't know how to fucking play and there is always an Aerospray in my team. I don't feel any fucking remorse spamming THIS WAY 60 times becuase this faggots can't play.

LEARN TO FUCKING PLAY THE GAME YOU C RANK FAGGOTS I SHOULDNT BE LOSING 7/10 BECUASE YOU BRING AEROSPRAY AND DONT KNOW HOW TOWER WORKS

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>>184364538
It's only been a day and I miss the drawfags
Please come back and draw more lewds

>>184364194
>>184364078

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>>184364538
*cough* *cough*
I-i don't think I'm gonna make it
*cough*
I've got the c-croup
*cough* *cough*
This humidity *cough* i-it's killing me

>>184363668
I bought it because I didn't want to have regrets in case it ends up out of stock or even more expensive than it is currently. Not sure if it'll be worth it for Splatoon 2 specifically as everyone is saying to go motion and I'm starting to get the hang of it.

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>C/B- rank is frustrating because people are shitters
>A rank and beyond is frustrating because people are too good now

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>when one guy on the enemy team seems to one shot you with the splattershot

is it lag or something? i have no time to react and see exactly one shot on my screen and i'm dead.

there must be SOME way to tell what my ping is

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>Playing some turf war before work
>Figure I have sometime to have a quick fap before I shower
>Try not to fap to octo
>fap to octo
>fap is taking way too long since I always edge for a while
>Look at the clock wrong
>Think I'm in a rush
>Quickly finish and hop in the shower
>I'm an idiot and didn't realize I have three more hours before my grizzly bear boss needs me to collect salmon eggs

>>184364958
People overthink shit in A rank. No one is getting on the goddam tower.

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>In A rank
>Tower Control on Inkblot Art academy
>Win 7 games in a row because no one pays attention to that little platform leading to the other enemies base
>Our team reaches the checkpoint
>Take little platform and flank enemy
>Triple and Quad kills every time

People pay attention to that little spot in S rank right?

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https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2549817?pool_id=11154
Too bad it isn't translated any further

>>184365373
Dear God.

>playing with splattershot pro in c ranks
>get tons of kills
>teammates don't know how to push

I can't carry with this weapon, right?

DO we have a mayonegg Pearl drawing yet?

>>184365373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eR_DGGvg8Y

Isn't the outfit (at least in S1) shown when the clothes haven't loaded yet just the Octoling outfit without the bits and bobs? So it's just a crop top and spats or something similar. Does anyone here have a screenshot of this? I sure do hope I'm remembering this correctly.

What level do you have to be to get all the amiibo costume pieces? I got all the head pieces and then they just said "battle more for the rest." I just hit level 10.

>>184366668
You need to save some gear to the amiibo and then you'll get the rest when you rescan it.

>just played one match with tri-slosher
Aw man, this shit is gonna spoil me so hard.

>>184366668
from what I can tell, you just do some battles, not sure the amount, then you get more gear, it doesn't depend on level from what I have seen from getting gear from my amiibos

>This game's mmr thinks I'm good enough to carry two players who get sub 250 points in turf war
>it keeps happening
>what was once a win/loss in the 3.2 range is now 1:1

I just want to have FUN

Jesus christ the L3 Nozzlenose is so much fun, aside from the curling bombs it has a great kit.

Please tell me this weapon isnt considered shit by the playerbase, its the only weapon that ive been able to do really well with so far.

>>184367091
Step 1: Acquire bucket
Step 2: Carry teammates in your bucket

>>184366116
yeah, its a crop top with whatever pants you have.
spaghettis don't have an undershirt, though.
theres a glitch where when your armor breaks in the single player the under armor doesn't show up, as well as your shoes and headphones. if you can manage the glitch as you take the zapfish you can get a good look at it. No idea how it happens though.

Acceptable Squidbagging Targets
>Dualies
>Males with fuccboi hair. (Not so fast tentacle-less shitters)
>Non-white squids.
>Anyone using a FOTM weapon.
>Players that clearly belong in a higher rank but you managed to get a lucky kill in.
>Female squids with male names.
>Anyone if it's the last 30 seconds of the game and you're losing.
>Anyone that squidbags you.
>Anyone that superjumps to an unsafe place.

>>184367509
>wasting time squidbagging me instead of contributing to the game
Booyah!

>>184366668
One piece of gear for every 5 levels, I believe.
I think you get songs from the first game added to squidbeats after that.

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>>184365420
Not porn
I'm disappointed.

Finish this sentence:
The team needs to ______ the Tower
If you answered "avoid" then you must be one of my teammates.

octobrush nerf when?

Why are A players so fucking awful in TC holy shit
I'm S+ in RM and SZ but impossible to climb TC

>>184368057
Hold down on the left stick and hold ZR

>>184368017
Fuck

>Toss bucket on tower forever
>Magically doesn't hit anyone for no reason

What the fuck I sold my pride for rank ups and it isn't even working.

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>>184367989
It's a cute story so far, it's just written in ricenigger so it's incomprehensible

Just started the game.

What's the meta? Best weapons?

>>184368284
You have to stand back a ways.

>>184368017
stop

I have more issues with my team refusing to stop the tower and then we lose the lead.

>>184368057
you having any modicum of intelligence when?
same as them nerfing a mediocre weapon:never

Are dualie squelchers OP?

>>184368446
no

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who else is dining on marina's blood this weekend?

>>184364751
i had a really long day at work yesterday so i couldn't continue ):

>>184368017
fuck

>>184368351
the best weapon is the one you enjoy using

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>>184368552

>>184367743
Just a couple quick taps. Enough to exert dominance, but not enough to waste time. And only when you really earn it.

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>>184368738
>not posting the first comic

>>184368605
Work at your own leisure anon, it's free art after all and I'm just the horny beggar

>>184368659
even the splat charger? it seems like a shit weapon, imo

>people who put stars in their name

Holy shit kill yourselves

>tri slosher is a crutch
>it's so fucking good i cant stop using it

can i get this crutch turned into like, a prosthetic

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>>184368605
Draw some octos as well friendo. Maybe some cute stuff with the octarians, like going to the park or something

>>184369015
find a variation that doesn't seem as shit if you're not satisfied
the game isn't really balanced in every aspect and some weapons are flat out useless in different ranked situations, but there's no real need to minmax

>>184369183
i feel like this with the rapid blaster
>rapid blaster ~20 splats
>other weapon 5-10 splats
why am i like this

What is that gay tune that plays when you ride the tower?

>>184369342
It's the propane truck music.

>>184368659
Fuck no it isn't

>>184368446
They get fucked by the pro or chargers since they have equal or lesser range and take more shots to kill.

>>184369015
Splat charger can be good.

>Going into a boss battle
>HEY CAN YOU USE THIS WEAPON YOU SUCK WITH I NEED DATA ON IT KTHNX BUT ITS JUST A LOANER I AINT RUNNING NO FUCKING CHARITY

>>184369183

Use these, they’re more fun

>>184369878
Splatterscope is actually the best charger in the game. Chargers aren't the best, but it's the best among them.

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>aerospray shitter gets zero kills in TC

And I thought it was just a meme

>>184368446
No, but the jet squelcher is

>>184370084
IF you see anyone using aeroshit outside of turf wars they are trash. It's already a fact

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>>184368446

Yes

How do I get good and leave B hell.

>need to play 3 or 4 games to get a chunk
>need 30 chunks to fill a third slot

I'm starting to realize this is a grindfest of a game

Do you woomy fags spec for abilities or just use whatever looks cute?

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>constant disconnects from games, and the games don't stop if there's a disconnect near the beginning
>lobbies dropping connections
>even ranked games get D/Cs often and also don't stop, guaranteed wins or losses

>nintendo is going to start charging for this in a few months

P H E W

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>>184369909
tfw Sheldon's Request: Rainmaker

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>starting to get the hang of dualie rolling
>mfw went 14 kills in one game last night before going to bed
this is fucking orgasmic, rip .52 Gal, you served me well in S1

>>184370230
it's too early to autistically minmax

>I shoot in at someone and hear the hit sound about 20 times
>they don't die
>they shoot in my general direction
>die instantly

Y'know what, I believe I like this game, but I'm pretty sure I actually hate it.

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>>184369909

>Suction Bombs in TC

I like this.

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>>184370470
>Codlombine

>>184370464
are you me?
i need to start recording some of my deaths because they make no sense sometimes

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>>184370470
She's holding a charger tho?

>>184370203
Use Bucket, Nzap, or Octobrush and flank alot.

>>184370212
It's the ONLY mechanic which requires any investment

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>>184370230
I just use the shit I like
I really need to get an updated pic with shades and squelcher dualies

>>184369992
I could never fully commit to a charger.
That's probably why my favourite was the Squiffer.

>>184368140
Hardest one to climb for me was Splat Zones.

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>>184370230

These clothes have a lot of good abilities, but they’re not perfect yet. Thankfully Splatfest shirt scrubbing makes the grind reasonable.

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>lets do a quick tower control game
>my team spawns
>see aerospray user

Right after we got our asses kicked I went to splatnet to see this fucker's score.

Bottom of the team in points and had 3 kills and 12 deaths

Fuck sake I was told B+ would filter out the shitters

>>184370976
I still see Aerosprays in A.

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>>184362721

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>splatfest shirt is squidforce
>so chances of getting ink saver main are stupidly low

>>184364997
>you will never be autistic enough to blogpost in a splatoon general thread
what a pleasant revelation

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>Rank down in TC
>Scrubby teammates keep me from ranking up up
>I'm stuck in A+ until tommorow
I am genuinely angry right now

>>184371243
Why the hell isn't it neutral

>>184362721
stop mocking me
im not lvl 20 yet

>>184371315
Don't rush to S+ anon. What are you gonna do when you reach max?

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Beret only looks good with full leggings.

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Splatoon 2 figma revealed at Wonder festival!

>>184371739
>Beret
>looks good

>>184371746
That's kinda cool.

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Jesus that's good.
How long does something like this probably take them? An hour? Three hours?!

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someone give me a 3d model in .stl format of mr grizz and i'll print him

>>184371848
About the price of a Pokken controller.

>>184364969
stop trying to walk through enemy ink

>>184371973
i was on friendly ink
but does standing on enemy ink give you a huge damage debuff?

>>184371973
>he doesn't roll into enemy ink and then roll back out after an encounter
do you even dualies

>there is some guy out there friend requesting every person he plays with that uses a gril squid because he thinks it's an actual girl playing as a girl squid

>all this Aerospray hate
>use it for splat zone

Pls no bully.

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>start S rank tower control with 5 terribad losses in a row
>get salty as hell
>start reevaluating my life choices
>win a few lucky ones, barely scrape by the OK line
>3 cracks, i'm fucked, let's just have fun from now on
>suddenly start winning
>win the last 4 decisive ones in row to rank up to S+

Ranked is driving me insane. The moment I stop obsessing about rank is the moment I actually start having fun and play well. Why oh why can't I just forget about it in the first place.

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>>184372224
it's trash. And no, taking the zone with your special does not make it better.
Regular splattershot outclasses it in every way unless you are blind or on stick controls.

>>184372224
Use either splattershot instead so you can save your dignity and still get more than 1000 points.

>>184372224
Aerospray is tolerable in SZ, but we're always looking at the braindead retards who bring it to TC or rainmaker

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>tfw marie asks you if your armpits are sweaty

>>184372157
Is his name Nate?

>>184372416
>The moment I stop obsessing about rank is the moment I actually start having fun and play well.
this is generally true of any ranked or competitive mode in any game ever made, strangely enough

>>184372417
>splashdown
>burst bomb

You can stop talking now my dude.

>teammate instantly jumps to me every spawn
>when the entire enemy team is on point and only a few feet away from spawn

>>184370658
>play for 3 hours
>get a bare handful of chunks
>chunks you get are largely random
>ink saver main is rare on the splatfest shirt

Dude, I just don't even know.

>>184372746
>tfw i make this mistake some times
i should probably not jump unless there are two friendlies on point, huh

man i really have to practice those jump flicks
or else i have to say my old love goodbye

>>184372620
Has anyone unironically complained about have burst bombs on ANY kit?

>>184372416
Why'd you rush to S+ now you have nothing to work for.

>>184373346
>S+to S+99

What niche is the Flingza Roller trying to fill with its weak ass and slow vertical swing?

tfw i farted on my controller again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD-VbCWzWto
After watching this, I just realized something. Marina's abdominal area is fucking long, like freakishly long. Also she has a tiny ass waist, almost as thin as Pearl's. Strange.

once you get to S+ can you not derank?

How do I check if my miiverse art went through? I accidentally clicked splatfest post but it brought up a blank slate. I didn't hit post so I'm not sure if the art before that is still there.

>>184372864
It's not that, it's more just that I'm like ten feet away from this guy, fighting the enemy, but he thinks the best possible way to help is to super jump to me and tell them where he is instead of just swimming over.

>play ranked
>moray
>play TW
>moray
why is this fucking map in every rotation

>>184367187
The Baller is considered questionable on it or anything really. Good thing there's another version coming out with burst bombs and a different special.

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>respawn
>beacon on spawn point

>>184374098
Almost like the first day of Splatoon, good times.

>>184374098
It's in a terrible spot so teammates are sure to use it

Do the Splatoon 1 amiibos do anything special in Splatoon 2?

>>184373714
Nope just lose as many matches as you want

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Please for the love of god more like this

>>184374324
save gear profiles (worthless), let you pretend to have friends with picture mode, unlocks old hero gear with sisters

>>184374064
Baller is fun for cheesing rainmaker, pop it and have you rainmaker holder follow you

>>184374098
maybe the player had curlings before and wanted to use them to swim in the trail

the inkjet is gonna get nerfed, right? too much mobility and duration for something that can oneshot and has splash damage.....

>>184374329
idk if you're trolling or not lol
sadly I can't find anything online

>>184374324
You get the gear you got from them in the first game.

Starfish mainstays looks like Dulles airport

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>>184374409
Salmon Run is very cute

Any new stages leaked

>>184372784
You gotta start investing in regular 20k scrubs to start getting chunks en masse.
Get splash mob 3 slots and start playing (and praying).

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>>184374409
Is that...?

>>184374904

Most of the Splatoon 1 ones were found in data mining. But that's no guarantee they'll all come back, it might just be leftover assets from building Splatoon 2 on top of 1.

>>184363847
I used to think this but after spending just 20 bucks for one (Had a replacement plan on an Xbone controller I used for windows) I'm actually quite impressed with how it feels in the hands. Far more ergonomic.

>>184374936
>en masse
you'd be getting the same chunks be unit time spent, it's just that this way it's not a MASSIVE cash drain. 20k doesnt grow on trees

>B- in splatzones
>half the time I get matchups where if I make a minor mistake we lose the whole match for it
>the game just expects me to carry my whole team and if I can't do that then c+ is where I belong apparently
meanwhile these aerospray users get carried wherever they go, can't wait until I get to at least B+ or something

>>184375018
but they made it FROM SCRATCH

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>>184364819

>>184375150
trash lmao

>>184374409
yo i cant read damage up.
anyone know what this says?

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>reach level 30
>find out you can't pay with money to reroll or add slots like in 1

>>184375150
It's not a minor mistake if you lose because of it, that's the mentality you have to have when going into a ranked game. You have to hate yourself and admire everyone if you want to climb a significant amount, or at least that's what I did.

>>184375531
Are you shitting me? Screenshot please? And fuck, you need to be level 30 instead of 20?

>>184375150
The ranking is still fucked for now as you have a steady trickle of Splat1 veterans who are going through the low ranks right now, making life for people who are decent hellish.

>>184375125
The gold you get from games while leveling your gear almost compensates the amount you need to scrub, especially if you do salmon run whenever it's on.

When I start scrubbing for chunks I was at 500k gold, 118 chunks later I'm sitting on a comfortable 480k ; I even bought gear and weapons

Does anyone unironically enjoy splatzones?

>>184375531
Rerolling is useless with the new chunks system
And with splatfest coming up you'll be able to stack on sea snails big time.

>>184375531

We haven't had a splatfest yet. So no seasnails and thus none of that yet.

getting all 3 abilities and then scrub splatfest tee
or scrub after every ability?

>>184375754
When you learn how to patrol the zone and do proper pushes, it's the way turf war should be.

>>184375894
after every ability

>>184375894
Scrub after every unless you are low on money.

>>184375694
>500k gold
ok so you're basically admitting the game's a grind, you just grind enough that you don't notice

>>184375813

>Rerolling is useless with the new chunks system

How long does it take to get 30 chunks of the same ability? You can just reroll the slot, drink an appropriate drink, and play 8 games and probably get exactly what you want. Remember, the cost of a third slot of the same ability is 30 chunks, not 10 chunks.

>>184375754
I mean when you have a four man stack, the work kind of does itself. Everyone has a role for the match and it feels good.

>>184375813
You can reroll to something better than replace one of what you want.

>>184375894
Only the first, since the other two take a lot more exp.
You should have enough money since, unless you're grinding the shirt on Ranked, you should have more than 2k coins by the time you get the 4k exp to get the first shirt ability.

>>184375981
>Scrub after every unless you are low on money.

You get 2k gold just from playing the 3.5 games you need to play to unlock that slot anyway. There's no concern about money. 2k might as well be free.

>>184376017
drinks have a minuscule effect on getting the desired ability, it's probably 10% or less

>>184375813
>And with splatfest coming up you'll be able to stack on sea snails big time.

Only if you choose mayo. (All the young kids and teenagers will be picking ketchup, wheras you'll have a more even split among adults whether they choose mayo or not. By law of averages, the mayo team will win more and get more snails)

>>184376260
>10% is minuscule

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Got Splatoon today, I can finally have fun with you /ink/.

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>>184375629

>>184375813
Takes a long time to grind unfortunately.

>>184375889
You get a snail from Judd when you reach level 30.

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>we'll never get corrupted Marie

>>184376354
>fun
welcome to the slaughterhouse
i recommend using motion controls, sticking to the splattershot jr, and getting good quick

>>184376260

Each ability is like 1/17, yeah? I think ~16% is a fuckton better than ~6%. But I guess you have a point that chunks might be faster anyway.

>need one more win for B-
>suddenly all my partners are trash and get 4 cracks

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>>184376484

>>184376451
>splattershot jr
I played like 10 hours of Splatfest at least, I like dualies the best out of those 4.

>>184376484
>thinking B- is an accomplishment

o im laffin

>>184376451
>splattershot jr.
>insane rng spread so that your TTK is 5 seconds unless you're in melee range

Just tell him to use regular splattershot.

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>when the aerospray user on your TC team in B+ is playing like its turf war
>like literally filling in a corner of the map

>>184376360
That kind of blows. It's nice that currently we can grind out chunks for cheap with splatfest tees, but it's going to suck for new players/old payers who make new accounts for fun when we stop getting splatfests in what was it, a year after release?

>>184376605
I never implied that all. Do you have some sort of superiority complex anon?

>>184376605
Getting out of C is an accomplishment.

>>184376005
I'm just not buying every single piece of gear and weapon like a turbo autist. You can get ~100k gold in 1-2 hours (depending on your rank) of salmon run when it's gold bonus.
If you think it's a bother to play the game or that it's a grind you better stop now

>>184376065
You can also scrub and level again, and it won't cost you a sea snail.

>>184376017
I don't think the probabilities are known (yet), we don't know wether drinks add up with brand bonus or not... Anyways getting 3 times the same ability is pretty unlikely. Also, drinks aren't exactly common and it's not a given that your piece of gear has the brand bonus you need.

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>>184362721
Yes I know this is the custom jet squelcher which doesn't exist yet, it's a cute picture shut up

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>>184376605
O I AM LAFFIN

holy fuck
try flanking a lagging roller
you'll be dead and you have no clue why

>>184376445
I genuinely believe that corrupted Marie would have looked similar to her current look, same with Callie looking the similar if she wasn't wearing the shades. Octavio would probably have his same kabuto on if he kidnapped Marie instead of Callie.

>>184376719

Two years.

They'll probably change the system after the final inevitable Squid Sisters V. Off the Hook splatfest to have an alternative way to reward them. Probably relating to weapon freshness.

>>184376918
>burst bomb
yeee-
>sting ray
boooo

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>>184376741
>i a-almost made it out of C+ b-but it was all my damn t-teams fault
>they r-really expect you to be able to c-carry 1v4???

Why does splatoon.ink have the rotations for splatoon 1?

music update when

>>184377010

Not much better than lagging chargers where you randomly explode for seemingly no reason.

Reminder, Nintendo is gonna charge for this service.

>>184377010
>flanking a roller
destined for failure
motion controls mean then can steer their instant kill directly to you, ambush or not

ALWAYS outrange them

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Work shift starts in 50 minutes kid, make me proud

next week's weapon is the gold dynamo AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

>>184377264
>It will be 2am by then
gotta take a quick (not) nap before I get started~

>>184377106
Oh, so you do. Alright then, thanks for confirming that anon.

>>184377264
Hopefully, the weapons are better.

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>>184376445

>>184377221
well i was a roller myself

>>184376445

Assuming there'll ever be a Splatoon 3, do you guys think they'll do the exact same regarding the Splatfest's overall winner/favorite in 2 and have that character help the player get back at [insert DJ Octavio here again or some other ominous villain character here] to rescue the least favorite or will Nintendo pull our leg on us and have the least favorite become the helper/sidekick just for the twist and shock? Or just not having this at all in Splatoon 3?

>>184377264
>dualies
how many idiots are we gonna get that'll roll off the map. atleast the other 3 look good.

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>>184376603

>>184377132
it still has a functional online, so

>>184377487
>4 ink brushes
>ironheads only

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>>184377414

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here at A+ in splatzone (with a 70% w/l, just haven't had time to grind to S+)

>>184377564

Even then that's risking business unless you're using a faster roller.

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Marina!

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wouldn't it be weird if there was splatoon ryona haha?

>>184377106
I honestly hate people who think like this. Every good player eventually will gain the ability to wipe 3/4 of the enemy team consistently. You just need to shut up and wait until you find the conditions that make it so. Oh and hate yourself more than your teammates. That always works.

>>184377183
I hope they can add some splatoon 1 battle tracks, they were way superior to the ones we have now

>>184377720
Sex with!

I miss "come on".
It was a good way to express annoyance as well as I want you over here.

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any word from nintendo about making salmon run available more often?

Is there a tier list for abilities yet?

I wanna know if sneaky swimming and high speed swimming are any good.

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>>184377838
Nintendo probably removed it to discourage bullying. I'd like to see an ability to customize your emotes with other messages though.

>>184377876
ninja squid is still good and makes you almost impossible to see in ink unless someone is looking extremely hard.

>>184377757
very good post anon
you're the only consistent in these matches, if you're losing a lot then you ned to look inward

Incompetent Splatling users are worse than Aerosprays.

>>184377868
Eventually Nintendo will probably have it run every day in 24 hour rotations. It seems to be highly popular for the people not interested in competitive PVP and I'd love to see it fully fleshed out with clothing options and everything.

is it normal that i only get around 700p with the normal roller?

>>184377279
Dynamo is shit now, so it doesn't matter.

>>184372620
Burst bombs are the best secondary in the game, even over the bullshit that is autobombs
Splashdown is bad, but it takes points in zones, which is all the curling bomb rush can do anyway.

>>184377876
The only good abilities are ink resis, ink effiency (main/sub/regen), move&swim speed
Ninja is alright but almost pointless at higher levels

>>184378051
dumb frogposter

>>184377076
Honestly, I'll probably stick with the regular jet squelcher. I've always been kind of shit at using burst bombs; I'm of the opinion they're one of the hardest sub weapons to use effectively (that are actually good, that is)

>dual squelchers with 0 splats on my team half of the time

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Are they right?

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>>184377812
Friends with!

>>184378307
>overtards
Who cares?

>>184377838
Unfortunately it didn't always work since yuros would see it displayed as "To me!"

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squid milfs when

>>184370167
When I get to S I'm using that shit the first match just to give my teammates heart attacks.

>>184378127
It will get buffed along with the rest of the rollers

>some guy triggers splashdown
>swim out of the interior of the circle that appears
>the range is about twice the circle
Very helpful Nintendo thank you.

>want to warm up with a bit of Turf War
>get timed out of lobby twice for not enough players
Why?

>>184377183
Hopefully soon. I really miss these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5l7DfAlmNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK3awVs1vFc

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>>184378462
Never until we invade and enforce our demands for more milf waifus

>>184378307
Anything with even a tiny bit of range shuts areoshitters down, they're totally right.

why is there no mmr or something in turf war
i dont want to play with babies against s+ players

>>184370230
I'm just grinding my gear for now.

Eventually I'll be wearing cute shit that's also minmaxed.

The grind is so much less this time if you have to compromise you're just not trying hard enough.

>>184378304
your dual squelcher playing like an aerospray when they're meant to be played as far and high up as possible

>>184378307
it sort of works
aerospray is fucking trash once you get past minimum skill level, and bastion is only powerful against low skill uncoordinated teams.

>>184378509
t h i s
I got splatted earlier today when I was WAY outside of the range
this is dumb, along with ink armor actually protecting for a short time after the first hit

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>>184378307
>ban aerospray
>from the one mode where it can do literally anything

>>184378583
rank is your mmr

>>184378462
She doesn't know what her daughter does with that splatling

>>184378112

Rollers don't actually turf a lot and are slow.

You're really only supposed to use them to stab people in the back.

>>184372224
I'll let it slide as long as you haven't unlocked the Splashomatic yet.

>>184374098
A lot of players will throw out their secondary when they spawn on reflex to build up a tiny bit more special. They probably forgot what weapon they had and left a little shame statue for everyone to see.

>Tokyo Active NEETs did an Inkoming arrange
>It isn't jazz or orchestral (which is what this circle is known for)
;_;

It's still jamming though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr2HNTLudzc
It'd be neat if these guys made a Splatoon arrange album sometime though.

is you see that someone wants to jump to you
then stay behind cover and don't jump into enemies please

my butt stinks from playing so much

>>184378773
No, she does.
She has her own splatling.

>>184378962
:-(

>>184378934
Where can I get meme shirts?

>>184378962
Can you use a trip so I can filter you?

>>184378962
Go take a shower dude.

>>184379081
or ten

>>184379046
I think they sell (or in some cases sold) official Splatoon shirts in all sorts of places in Japan. The easiest and cheapest way to get them is to use the vectors Vectorfriend made back in the day and get them custom printed somewhere locally.

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>>184378462
Around the same time we get Octo Milfs
Really want to see an adult Inkling tho

>>184378962
>agent 3

>>184378938
fuck off
stillness is death

jump when I'm in our ink or fucking die

>>184379231
see
>>184363484

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>>184342872
I bet sending your kids off to war is very bittersweet, like the Italian in The Wind Rises felt. Octarians would be surrogate and literal octoling children, and they would be proud that they fought as well as they did

>>184379254
im talking about people that are far away from the front line but still far enough to jump to
and while im hammering the superjump (which they can see) they suddenly decide to confront enemies

>>184378461
japs too, nintendo of america really dropped the ball on that one and in ranked I never knew if my teammate actually wanted me to come to him or if it was just a burger who didn't want to use booyah

>>184377838
>It was a good way to express annoyance

>>184377948
Even if they were only fixed messages that you had to buy or unlock through gameplay?

>>184378307
it's not the aerospray that's the problem it's the people that bring it to b in ranked that are

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>>184379380
Why must you hate all that is good?

>>184379070
sup reddit

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>tfw too skilled for ranked mode
>tfw too skilled for /ink/

Just ranked up from my last match. S+, lads. I'm off to discord.

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>>184379713

>>184362308
Sex with Callie AND Marie!

>>184379441
can anyone translate? I want to know how octolings are personality wise

>>184379693
I like octos. kinda.

But that image is just gross.

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Why are you still in C rank?

>>184379713
what's on discord, some /r/competitivesplatoon server or something?

>>184379713
Go outside anon.

>>184379713
Get S+50

>>184363668
Yes. Pro Controller is best way to play.

>>184379713
Don't act so cocky anon, everyone hits S+ eventually. Sort of impossible not to.

>>184379823
wage slave, limited play time :(

>>184379823
I'm not. A in all modes