/ink/ - Splatoon General

1st

Has anyone done math on abilities yet? I only see data from Splatoon 1 in the OP.

>>184252512
>No updated news
you had one job

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Pearl a cute

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I want to throw Callie to the ground and ruin all of her holes!

>>184252627
No I didn't, if some nigger who was more serious about the general put down their damn controller to do the research I wouldn't have cobbled this together in 30 seconds.

>>184252693

you're speaking of a fucking animated character

think of that you degenerate scum

>>184252719
You had the time to replace the discord text with 'henlo i am hueg elitist fagot no discor fo u :)', but not just adding the fact the Dualie squelchers are out over the inkbrush?

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Post tan Inklings.

Who else /shit/ here?

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>>184252908
yes

>>184252819
thinking about it will only make him harder lol

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>some charger mains mad that the stages are more closed and don't allow them to camp from half away across the map in peace

>>184253176
>mfw all these walls and slopes just help me gimp with blaster easier

HAHA THANKS CHARGERFAGS

>>184252693
how can you unlock her

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How fresh am I?

>>184253412
Finish the campaign I'd reckon.

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>Rainmaker is in our base but we're winning
>Rain maker is close to the ledge
>try and grab it to kill myself and reset it
>lol turns out I didn't grab it and kill myself anyway
>the other guys get it and dunk it
Or
>team mates don't know the shortcuts
Especially the one in Mainstage

>>184253481
I rate that "purveyor of Annie's endless backwards caps"/10

When people say the Squid Sister Amiibo unlock music, what do they mean?

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I've been searching for a half hour and haven't found the source. I might honestly kms

Ranch vs cool ranch

>>184252693
>tfw Callie will never rape you
Why even live bros?

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reminder that autobombs have no weakness

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Post woomies

>>184253774
nigga just run away

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>>184253781

>>184253774
Speaking of bombs, how are the new ink mines? Still useless?

>>184253481
lame

>>184253724
whats the squelcher for?

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>>184253757
Silly anon. Dumb, naive sluts like her are meant for getting raped, not raping.

Why are Norimaki 750s so much easier to get than actual Yeezys

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do inklings canon crossdress?
like they decide to be a girl one day and change their tentacles and mannerisms for it?

doesn't that make this game pushing the trans agenda on kids?

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>>184253781

>>184254078
You are legit overthinking it anon

>>184253774
you need to just bait them to explode and pull out.
however if you're fighting a dude that's way harder

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>>184253781

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>>184254078
You need to stop going to /pol/
That being said, there are very feminine clothes you can wear as a boy. I love it

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>>184253781

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>>184253781

>>184253924
non lethal unless you're very low. 35 anywhere in the radius
but they reveal everyone in it's radius with an echolocator and an icon similar to the one you get when it detonates appears for you. it has no time limit.

pretty okay.

>>184253980
Prostate stimulation

>>184253924
>>184254453
*icon similar to when you splat someone appears when it detonates, sorry.

>>184254453
On inkblot I always see asshole rapid blasters setting them on the side drop offs, shit sucks if you're trying to get away from the main area.

How are people making such good drawings? at least the wii U had a tablet

>>184254852
capacitave stylus bro

>>184254021
Not after that mindbreak she experienced.

>>184254852
The Switch IS a tablet

>>184254852
With a capacitive stylus, that one Pokken pad program, or a lot of time.

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>>184253781

Also, hey, >>184254451 has the polar opposite of colors from my gear. Pretty neat, but I'm gonna have to beat you up now. Sorry, it's a gang war thing.

>>184254912
>>184255002
>>184255094
does the 3ds stylus or any of these work? or it has to be some special one

>>184255161
so wha ti do ittake my dick out and swipe in the screen

Soo... What was even the point of Octavio mind controlling Callie?

>>184255227
wanna use my face as your tablet? n..no homo

>>184255161
afaik, the 3ds/wii u styluses aren't capacitive
so yes you'll need a special one

>>184255364
raping woomy

>>184255364
Can't he only be defeated by the Squid Sisters singing? Put one out of commission and he can't lose.

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>>184254987
I guess you've got a point. Can't rape the willing.

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Is it just me or does the dodge with the dual squelchers not give it a damage boost like with dualies? I don't notice a difference

>>184255161
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01E0LHE26/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_ep_dp_YNNAzbSBDYK8K?th=1

>>184255364
he has a major weakness to their music
also octo culture is secretly obsessed with inklings, which is why they mimic their women and try to steal their power
so he nabs the weaker half of the duo and tries to turn that weakness into a strength by rallying his people, hence the packed stadium where you fight

that or he engineered the entire conflict to have an encore show with them
which is why all three are just hanging out in the end credits

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>>184255364
Squid pussy.

>>184253781
Exposed shoulders are the best shoulders and the discount Yeezy's are great shoes

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>>184255787
forgot pic

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>>184253781

>>184254118
hey granma

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I want to hug Marie and cuddle her tenderly.

>reached professional SR grade

Last session went really well, managed the front lines with the roller, shot the tails on grillers with the blaster, providing long-range support with the heavy splat. I may not have collected the most eggs, but I killed bosses and managed mooks

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>>184255949

visual list of all gear yet?

>want to main splatling or blaster so I can support with area denial
>team is too shit to take advantage of mists or cornered enemies
>switch to trusty splattershot so I can just be decent all around
>a rank in all modes
>get fucked when I try to use my other weapons
>stuck with splattershot til I git gud
Oh well, at least it feels a lot better to use now. At least until they give splashwalls to shit that doesn't deserve it.

Is Ink saver main a good ability? I want those Punk Whites from SplatNet but I already have one ordered with Special Charge up. Which one do I get?

>>184253560
>>team mates don't know the shortcuts
>Especially the one in Mainstage
There are short cuts? I know there's side-passages both via the grating to and the wall on the lower level, but shortcuts?

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>>184253781

Still searching for ideal shoes.

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>tfw the only weapons to get the sprinkler are shit

>>184256409
Depends on the weapon but is usually a good all around choice.

>>184256470
Moto boots maybe?

>>184256470
>>184256691
Yeah, some kinda boots.

>>184256470
The octoling boots would go well with it, but dunno if it's in the game

>>184256470
Black punk boots or Octo boots is what I'd recommend.

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>tfw wanna draw stuff but i'd have to find my capacitive stylus
>and i play in docked mode
>so i'd have to get the switch out of the dock
ugh
i would honestly rather be a lazy fuck and see someone draw inkling jenny

Just got the game today. What's the best weapon? I hear rollers are terrible now and ink armor is pretty OP

>>184256498
>what is .96

>>184257005
I'm having fun with the dualies. The acrobatic roll is pretty awesome.

>>184257005
The first gun you get is, as always, the best.

>>184256992
Lol imagine being this lazy

How are your Turf War games? Also 5-6 Aero sprays?

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Bost go to weapon for gamemodes
>Turf war
Inkbrush
>Splatzones
Krak-On roller
>Rainmaker
Splat-Dualies
>Tower Control
N-ZAP '85

>>184256360
please guys i need to know

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Last might I learned that writing smut is pretty fun. Why are these squids so lewd?

need more ideas for squidlewds

Guys, I have an idea.

Dualie mini gatlings.

Anyone who chooses ketchup over mayo is a subhuman.

>>184257451
>Inkbrush
>Not Octobrush

>>184256440
On mainstage you can go through the right up a box and to a raised platform where you can jump into the goal with the rain maker

>>184257005
Yes, correct and correct
tri-slosher is the most overpowered shit right now, you get it at 15
tentatek (lvl 4?) is as good as ever

keep in mind that the devs are full aware of these balance issues as shown in the last update, where most bullshit weapons got (ever so slightly)) nerfed. A major balance update is coming up in August, probably some time after splatfest.

>>184257696
>wanting to go slow

>>184257581
So KOSMOS?

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>>184257759
Octo has autos

>>184257567
male inkling getting fucked in the butt by octarians pls

>>184257818
Ink has skill :^)

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>>184257932

>>184257696
the inkbrush is much more fun, gotta go fast

>splatzones
>use octobrush
>win
holy shit this is great

>literally lost past 10 ranked games in a row
>all my ranks dropping

oh my god??

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>>184257932

>>184256360
http://leanny.github.io/splat2/

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>>184253781

>>184257581
Gimme

>>184258069
Natural selection in action

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>>184258069
Better stop.

>>184256498
Heavy/Hero splatling my boy

>>184258069
If you're deranking in Splatoon 2 you are beyond shit. In Splatoon 1 it was a fucking nightmare to rank up and getting knocked down was way easier.

Getting to S+ in Splatoon 2 compared to 1 is actually embarrassingly easy.

>game stats has a favorite stage section
I didn't pick moray towers you faggots
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

do you think something will dethrone the rapid blaster pro deco in terms of characters or do you think it will continue as being the most long and stupid name in splatoon?

I love having a do it all gun that stays competitive in every gamemode
I love cheap balloons for rapid ink control or catching runaways
I love splashdown for panic button potential

I love default splattershot

>>184258069
Why do you talk like a tranny?

>splat inkjet user midair using inkjet
BLUEPLATE SPECIAL

>salmon run
>blaster

how

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>Somebody who I have zero recollection of playing with added me through Splatoon
Why? I don't understand.

>>184259132
I always decline them if I don't remember them.

I know sting ray can be not shit

I know it

but how

>>184258785
My squigga. Splattershot is awesome. Burst bombs feel a bit weaker now though. Usually 2 direct hits would kill someone in the first game but I have yet to pull that off here even though defense up is gone.

>>184253774
besides the fact that they eat up all your fucking ink

>>184259197
Be in voice comms, call targets to focus and lay down supporting fire.

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>>184253781
r8 pls
i'm getting black inky rider to replace the top in the morning

>>184259192
Why do they try and add us though? Is it because I always booyah my teammates when they get a kill?

>>184259306
Looks like a Team Skull grunt.

>>184259197
use magic, luck, and really bad enemies
anyone who tells you otherwise is deluding themselves

>>184259315
they are literal children

>>184259346
That's actually the kind of look i was going for, i had team skull in mind

>>184259050
Shoot the big things directly and kill it all

>>184257567
Squid walks down alley and is set upon by vicious octolings, who want to fuck her, but she kills them by being the best fuck in the world
Pls do not listen, this is q shitty idea

Ketchup will have red ink, Right?

>>184257567
Please write Grizz being a pervert pedo

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I swear, it's only my square that ends up with all the furries in it.
I think this game is onto me.

>>184255949
yeah but shes a fly granma

>>184259942
you're not the only one man
i had a furry vorefag in my square last time i loaded the game up

I need more art of hypnotized Callie.

>>184259721
Yes, you can tell what color the ink will be by the background color of the team.

>>184259721
>>184260207
So basically pink and yellow.

>>184260207
fuck yeah
we need to get a ketchup squad together with 4 squids looking edgy as fuck

I want fancy woomy back from that splatfest. Cute dresses would do great for this game
Pic unrelated

>>184259942
Woah that's cute, reminds me of Anubis.
I want someone to do draw him now

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Is the Colonel's 3 piece actually op or is the problem faggots that can't aim? I've been rekt plenty using it and it has none of the maneuverability of the octobrush so the hate doesn't seem justified.

>>184253724
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=2634234
https://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/article/04/0030/55/11/040030551159.html
did you even try anon?its not out yet though

>>184260447
>tfw i downloaded that anubis porn game just because it's actually difficult

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>B+ rank in all ranked modes
>still seeing aerosprays where they don't belong

>>184260447
woops meant to spoiler, he's too cute for /vg/
>>184260548
It's genuinely a fun game, the scenes are just icing on the cake and a great reward for the dungeon.

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>>184260447
Any chance this Anubis and yours are related? Model is nonsummerjack

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I'm never going to get past part timer.

>>184260447
>>/agdg/
he seems like a poorfag with shit taste so he probably doesn't have a switch.

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>>184258741
I had honestly forgotten about the Rapid Blaster Pro. What a useless weapon

>>184260428
>>184260504
mods?

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>The only non-charger which has Splash Wall is the worst fucking roller in the game

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This here thread's for fishes, not furries, cmon guys.

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>>184260348

>Japs still denying us white ink

>>184260613
>nonsummerjack
>go through that entire set with my dick twitching and realize she never goes full nude

That shit pissed me off so much, good set but come on.

>you only get 1 chunk per scrub
why even bother

>>184260792
Because it's a fraction of the price from normal clothing?

>>184259942
got a twitter for this guy? I need it for reasons.

>>184260697
If sharktits are considered furry (for some reason?) then fishes and squids are equally fucked

When are they going to nerf flyfish
they shouldn't need 1 and a half tanks of ink to goddamn kill

>>184260752
Yeah, but I think the point is to imagine what little is left being taken off by your hands. I actually like her with the loincloth thing on as well. The most clothes she can have on while staying in character is sexy as he'll, especially with her eyes. Are they contacts?

>>184260613
erectus

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>>184253781
>tfw Annie gives you your favorite perk on a cute hat
I think I'm finally ready to move forward and grind my chunks, as soon as I get my seashells to triple slot everything

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>it takes everyone else two tri slosher hits to kill me
>i have to do it in three

EXPLAIN N O W

is it lag? I'm on ethernet
is it the host? how can i tell?
how do i check my ping?

i'm seriously dying to dual squelchers in two hits instead of the 5 i have to put in, WHAT THE FUCK

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>>184260689
>her outfit didn't return

>>184260732
>Japs still denying us white ink
we had white for milk in the 1st game

>>184261067
I don't remember that. It wasn't actual white, right?

>>184260447
>anubis
damn, i almost near forgot about him. that game was A+ tho

>>184260913
same as squid name, apparently

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>>184256440
This is the shortcut on mainstage

>>184260641
wait for the other map, this maps harder and more prone to retard deaths

>>184261140
It was from what i remember
it was milk tea vs lemon tea if i remember

>>184261029
Oh it is, just only for Japs via Splatnet or MyNintendo, I can't remember which one it was.

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>>184260504
I actually found his twitter, blog, and pixiv page. I just thought I wasn't looking hard enough. Thank you anon, I won't kms

>>184261297
>Tea
Must've been euro. We didn't have no tea shit here in burgervania.

>>184261067

JP got white ink. NA hasn't gotten it yet

>>184261220
>look it up
Shame it's just his shitty blogposting and no lewds. Nice job finding it anyway

>>184261029
isn't it a japanese my nintendo reward rn?

Anyone know how much Bomb Defense Up actually helps? Also, when it mentions blasts from special weapons, does that include Splashdown?

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>>184252693
>While you can’t see it by looking at the females, they have an ink sac hidden under a set of glands in the gills. This serves as the protective shell for the eggs she will produce. During the mating process the sperm from the males are placed inside of this sac where they will fertilize her eggs. When you look closely at the arms of a squid, you will notice the male has one that is shorter than the rest. This is what is used to place the sperm into the female.

So unless you stick your dick in a hidden hole near her neck, you're doing it wrong.

>>184260367
Sorry I already committed to team instrument.

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>>184261014
>>184261014
>>184261014
does anyone have an answer or have the same issue?

>>184260574
They show up in a too.

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>tfw you lock down the center of the map as a charger
It would be retarded if it got the accuracy boost or a damage boost or anything, but I wish instead of just being able to duck with a charge you could do a dualies combat roll to reposition.

>>184261858
haven't experimented with it but I'm assuming you're tapping people with the edge of one of the three shots, maybe even between two of them

go to practice range and test what range you typically attack from, see if spacing's your issue

>>184260990
What jacket is that man? Shit is fresh as FUCK

>>184262096
i used the tri slosher as an example but it's across all the guns, it's especially noticeable with dual squelcher duels where they only have to land maybe two or three hits to kill me but i need to land like 5

http://www.strawpoll.me/13569910/

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>Victories: 33
>Defeats: 17
>Avg 8.3 kills 1.7 assists
>Avg 2.6 specials

>Enemy team is all tenta missiles
>Literally have to spend the whole game dodging missiles every 10 seconds

>Keep losing ranked because I keep getting a goo tuber on my team who only gets 1-2 kills
This is the part where i stop playing ranked, correct?

>>184262332
It's lag on both ends. You have to lead your shot by about 10 MOA and possibly wiggle depending on how much there is. Most guns are petty slow to hit when it comes down to it anyways.

With the slosher and tri, you have to lead more because it's slow as all fuck.

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Post your squids, rate others

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Post Squid boys!

So what use are the bonus EXP tickets once you hit level 30?

>teammate in S rank gets 0 kills or assists
How could you possibly get this high in the first place?

>>184262569
But you have many squids to rate already, located here: >>184253781

>>184262530
Also aim high.

>>184262569
>another "oh look a jacket time to make a terminator" squid
not fresh

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Does different gear only come into shops when I level up? I'm getting the same 1 star rarity trash.

>>184260613
Sauce me up please

>>184262619
You get a super sea snail for every level up 30 and on.

>>184261337
japan, dingus
c'mon man that's basic Splatoon knowledge

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We all like Pearl now, right?

>>184262619
You get a snail per level after 30.

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I'm just getting a blank grey screen when I try to load Splatnet through the dumb app. Does it not start logging things until after you download it or is my app just broken?

>>184262671
Octobrush
It's hilarious how they dominate most game pre-S rank but get absolutely shat on after

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What does /ink/ listen to when splatting others?

I've been listening to a bunch of 70's recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljuJnUYozUg

>>184262907
It was a Splattershot. So he had to have exerted at least a little bit of effort to get there in the first place.

>>184262671
Some people have bad days anon! Also poor match-ups happen.

>>184262937
I don't because I can't turn off the fucking music

>>184262994
You sure he wasn't disconnected? 0 is pretty unlikely since assits count as splats in the scoreboard

>>184262832
i like both but if i had to prefer someone it'd be:
47% pearl 53% marina

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>>184262937
That's a nice song, really fresh. Thank you anon. Got any more like it?
I've been listening to this.
https://youtu.be/qlKICKOYKw8

>>184262832
love it

>>184262832
nah
she's still an uggo gremlin

but marina's argument is lousy and ketchup is for children

>jump from B to A
Fuck yeah, I love this fucking gun

>>184263020
And your bad days are punishing me and my rank.

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>>184262684
oh hey, nice

>>184253781
gross
>>184253916
cute!
>>184254118
I need that jacket
>>184254403
solid use of Beret
>>184254451
I like it, wonder if there is a better torso for a pilot outfit
>>184256470
Why are you a fisherman
>>184259306
I'd try a different hair style

>>184262714
This is my other outfit. better? to be fair I did just get the jacket and wanted to find a way to show it off

>>184263245
Something you might like.

So Inagawa is good with any zone-out kinda beats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BIX16RSkU

>>184262937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF_Zgnzcyqc

I've been listening to this, but not during games because music distracts me
I have shit taste btw

>3 stupid fucking dualies on team
>other team actually has a decent comp

asking here too
>>>/v/385562407

>>184263629
PStar2 was fun.

Try listening to Ragnarok OST if you dont already.

>>184263732
I just like the PSO2 OST because of the remixes of classic PS songs, I've never played PSO2 proper (and I didn't get THAT far in PSO1)

I'll try the ragnarok OST tho

>>184263712
scrub it? I think it gets rid of the gear when you scrub, maybe I'm wrong. When I order stuff off splatnet that I already have it lets me replace it

>>184263624
>Moccasins
Into the trash

>>184263712
It's annoying that there's no easy way but you can order the shirt off someone in your plaza and get it via murch

>>184263571
I'm sorry I am trying my best, honest! Please don't be mad at me?

>>184263979
>>184263712

This. You can't rebuy something yet or scrub the prime slot, so unless you do an order of some kind and swap the gear, you're stuck.

>>184263907
listen, they are the only ones I have that match, alright?

>>184263898

Scrubbing only removes sub abilities, I'm talking the case when you already got gear and then see the same thing with a better main ability.

>>184263979

Would that replace your current gear then?

>>184264105
In that case, you have to order through Murch. Either by finding it on Splatnet or finding it in your plaza. No way to get it through a shop, as dumb as that is.

>>184264105
Yeah, it replaces the gear you currently have.

>>184263907
The moccasins are fine.

Its the, "I'm gonna beg you for some coke money" beanie that stands out more.

>kill tentatek user from behind
>no way he aimed at me
>die anyway
gotta love it

>>184263245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjgCqbPGq2A

Every single song from America is gold friendo.

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The game would be objectively better without these things
Proove me wrong

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>>184259306
10/10
Hello sister.

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>ran into enemy team's area with my crutch dualies
>started distracting them
>eventually had three idiots going after me and one even used his special while i was dodging here and there
>we took the splatzone over and eventually won by a knockout

>>184264105
When you order it and pick it up the game asks you which to keep.

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>>184262579
where the cute shotas at

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>>184264626

>>184264495
>lure with bombs
>jump on top
>ink top
>squid in ink while leashing around with bombs the second they refresh
why do tards have such a problem doing this?

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>2 Dualie Squelcher users after me
>Run back into a corner and use splashdown
>They dodge backwards twice to try to escape while I'm in the air
>They didn't realize they were up against a wall

>>184262937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY6yBTYxLko&

Splatoon is an fast as fuck game already but Quake music makes it even more intense.

>>184264513
Also, does have know if there's any white headgear? I'm making a white version of the same set of gear except the bandana.

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>tfw got one of these because i get so salty at this game my roomies wonder what the fuck i'm screaming "CUNT" about

bring on the memes

>fighting a tri slosher on musselforge

YEAH THIS IS REAL FUCKING FUN

No-carry-no-win day. Best day of the week

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>tfw spent 30 minutes researching the purpose of abilities and how they stack up with main + sub abilities showing the difference in their percentage of an upgrade and if the adding of more sub abilities are even worth the trouble to waste time for since there are diminishing returns that won't even be that much of an upgrade if you only have a few abilities and also which abilities would be best for which weapons and how certain abilities only show up for certain brands of clothes but you will need some fucking abilitiy chunks that take 8 years to get for a chance to actually get the shit you want even though it won't even really help in the end if you're not an autist

Guys.... I just want to have fun and wear fresh clothes without worrying about abilities. What do I do with my life?

>>184265149

Realise the meta weapons are the only options and gear is purely cosmetic
Because fuck three map rotation with a variety of tactical encounters you can't prepare for, Nintendo wants you to play squads only if you want any kind of loadout composition.

There another Salmon Run tonight?

>>184265298
I think there's about three hours left of this current one. Then it'll all be Turf War farming for chunks until the next.

>>184264870
you're a big squid

>>184265361
no there's 30 minutes left lol

>>184265149
Just try to make the best builds with the gear that you get. Skill is ultimately more important anyway.

>>184265245
>the meta weapons are the only options
what are the "meta weapons"?

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>Facemasks
>Biker jackets
>Helmets
>Berets

What else is some other essential Shittercore?

>>184262815
https://e-hentai.org/s/c4949057e7/967766-152
Did you even read my post you nigger?

>>184265245
>>184265456
You might be right guys. I just dont want to lose to an autist who spent hours crafting the perfect gear to destroy me.

How do I farm chunk? Max out the tee and then scrub it?

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>>184265548
My woomy has a beret because it's ink resist

>>184265548
>facemasks
>biker jackets
>berets

I use all of these and I'm A rank in all gamemodes lol

>>184265548
someone is jealous

>>184265779
Just get one sub and scrub it
Anything past one is wasting time

>>184265543

As peeps have mentioned, shit like the (Tri?) Slosher, Aeromeme if you're not stupid with it but odds are someone else will have already picked it, Octo Brush etc.

As long as it's not charger or most Dualies, you can't co-ordinate with your team by fucking design so just go with the easy weapons first, dress however.

If you ever want to get serious you'd get a squad, and when that happens you'd be picking the right weapons for Salmon Run anyway

>>184265361
Alrighty; thanks.

>>184265802
How does it feel to wear berets on your feet?

>>184265891
>aeromeme
>meta

>>184265548
>not dressing like Bryan fury from Tekken

You some kinda faggot?

>>184265971

>Get to B after having no time to play
>STILL double aeromemes
>STILL seeing team wipes or shit like Swim Speed Up stacks to overcome the short range

Not to mention Curling Spam in Zones

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>>184260504
MOOOOODS

>>184265818
>jealous of the most common ass clothes in the game

Why isn't thermal ink working?

Also fastest way to level up? My team is always losing on ranked.

>>184265786
did you get it off my twitter , it looks all artifacted
http://imgur.com/a/VndZ8

>>184265971

To be fair, you can be a stubbon cunt and hole up, being a mobile spawn point. If you ever get displaced by e.g. grenade, you can keep a teammate jumping in alive with shooting and spraying, so they can back the fuck up and avoid floor ink damage.

>>184266296
It only works past a certain range.

>>184266062
Zero reason to use it over the Dapple Dualies or the NZap.

How do you think they'll update Salmon Run in the future? More Salmonids? More maps?

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>>184266174
TeamMayo, We gonna rule yo Bae-O!

What is even the point of in game posts if you can't see who gives you a fresh or comment?

>splatfest shirt is squidforce
>unlikely ability: ink saver main
are you fucking kidding me, that's the only ability I actually want chunks for right now

>>184265891
Alright so you're confusing "easy" with "meta"
You're at once complaining about the easy to play weapons, while refusing to learn anything more complex

The truth is the weapons are really balanced, I've been crushing it with the jet squelcher and I've seen good dualies, tentateks, sloshers, chargers, brushes, splatlings, even splattershot pros

The later-unlock weapons just aren't common because most people can't play them yet. But that doesn't mean that the only viable weapons are tri slosher and octobrush.

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What is it about the music in the Final Boss that people don't like? I actually really liked the remixes. The third phase had pretty weak music though.
I also really liked how during the second phase Callie was trying to sing over Marie, but apparently people didn't like that either? What was wrong with it?

>>184265960
good

>>184266314
A superjump point is the entire point of a charger, splattling, or beakon.

>>184266329
Ohhhhh so it's really a sniper only perk.

>splatzone
>friendly jet squelcher destroying enemy team
>last place with most kills
Unsung hero

>>184266487
The second and third phase themes were great, it's the first phase where it's kinda weak. Octavio is a DJ. Not a fucking classical conductor. What's with that orchestra shit?

Post YFW Splatzones

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>>184266669

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>>184266312
I got it off imgur. Is it still artifacted?

>>184266554
IIRC the order in ranked modes is actually determined by your winrate over your last four games

What do the cracks in my ranked bar mean? How do I get rid of it

>>184266764
git gud

>>184266764
You get cracks for losing a lot. You get rid of them by ranking up.

>>184266740
oh , i guess you saved the thumbnail first time round , looks fine now

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>>184262937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7zyMGr9VfE

>>184266413

Mate I only get like three days out of the week at most to play, and most weapons aren't available.
But the truth is most weapons just don't work if you have to carry pubs, which you have to outside of League, so you have to go easy weapons.
Squelcher is just too ink hungry, Splattershot Pros are limited with echolocation and nobody paying attention. Chargers straight up suck unless you're playing TV mode (I'm not) and can flick shot with motion controls.

If you want to grind, you just get whatever shooter works up close and squid dance on the objective.

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What's the best weapon in the game and why is it the N-Zap '85?

>>184266764
If you get 3 cracks your level resets to 1

>>184266487
all the phases were good, the third is just the weakest
>>184266614
if i had to take a guess of what their mindset was while composing it, it was probably to provide a greater contrast between octavio's style and the squid sister's pop music
>>184266764
if you lose too much, the bar gets cracked. it's fixed if you rank up.

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>>184266929
>Turf War

>>184266998
Gotta grind those easy splatfest chunks.

>>184266614
I kind of assumed the first part was supposed to sound kind of shit (assuming he's not meant to be a very good DJ)

>>184266843
Wish she had a full turtleneck and attempting to drink coffee and be an adult

>>184266487
bomb rush blush is a constant failure of momentum
lots of build up to really weak loops and understated vocals
goes completely against both character's styles

tidal rush handles the orchestral better but all of octavio's music in this game feels really out of place compared to off the hook or wet floor
trying way to hard to be epic conflict instead of fun alien pop songs

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>>184266998
>hating on the mode that produced all the hype in the first place

>>184266991
But they did that in the FIRST game, while still making Octavio sound like a DJ.

highest profreshional rank you've gotten so far? I hit 55 but I've sunk to 30 because of this shit weapon pool

>>184266764
If the bar completely cracks, you rank down. If you're above the "OK" line, you just lose a bunch of the meter progress instead. If you rank up, it disapears.

>>184267249
>Falling for the trap and playing with weapon pools meant to kill paygrade

Boy, what's wrong with you?

>>184267191
The ranked modes are all better.

>>184266998
Nothing wrong with TW

Just played the Find the Goldie mode for the first time... we were supposed to get nine eggs that quickly?

Was in a with Pika, Steve, and anon, if you're in here sorry I was no help

>Pick Mayo because I am allergic to tomatoes
>Everyone on my team clocks below 600p a game

PLEASE HELP ME I AM SORRY

It's actually kind of nice to be forced to use weapons that I wouldn't normally use. I hated the splatling before but now I'm willing to give it a second chance.

>>184262832
Tomato Jam does sound good though.

>>184267191
Turf war is a fucking dreg after playing ranked

>>184267437
>The ranked modes are all better
>implying Blasterbucket Control is better than Turf War

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How's that ranked going?

>>184266413
The main weapon balance is okay-ish except for the tri-slosher (too good) and rollers (awful). H3 and L3 need some love, as well as scopeless chargers especially the tuber
However the subs and specials are completely unbalanced and make some weapons too good and some others garbage.

>>184267680
this happened to me the other day, it was embarrassing

>>184267680
This is my life.

And I'm the one who's going into the water.

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>>184267191
just because you're first doesn't mean you aren't shit

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>when you get a commission for a game but you only know about vague details

>tiny sliver away from S+, could be my final game
>gold aerospray on my team
>lose 100-0
>lose all of my rank progress

>>184267680
this probably happens to anyone who plays salmon run for this time

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>>184252512
Why does she look like the boss baby

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>>184268041
>That splatling handling

both ABXY and Off The Hook are better than the Squid Sisters

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>ink most turf on team
>get most kills
>lose
>teams shuffle in lobby
>ink most turf and get most kils again
>still lose
>keep losing every time despite inking the most turf and getting the most kills

I'm performing as well as I ever have individually but apparently I'm dragging all these teams down. It's like I'm getting worse.