/twg/ - Total War General

On a scale of 1-10 how polished to do you think TWW2 will be on release?

>>184241206

A 7 or maybe an 8

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Third for best elves.

>>184241338

W-Where is she going to put that?

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>>184241414
You know where.
Bite the pillow, she's going in dry.

Is ultimate chaos compatible with warlords of chaos?

>>184241064
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Why didn't Helfs get an in engine cinematic?

Do CA just hate them or what, they're getting demolished in almost every video

>>184232058
Very hard is not hard at all. As most factions. You can barely even notice the battle difficulty. Though you can turn that down with a slider and still get the campaign cheevos.

Though I heard they fucked the battle difficulty slider AGAIN.

>>184235092
The chance for Kangz to be the first DLC of game 2 is as likely as the chance for Skaven to be the fourth base game race.

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>>184241651

wtf does this mod do?

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=959685324

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>>184241064

>>184242026
Most people should hate the Helves so s'cool.

>>184242026
They spend promotional budget on norsca.

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>>184242243

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>>184242271

>the heirs of Aenarion get a fucking "Let's Play"
>Snowniggers get their own CGI trailer

Do Dark Elves like dirty hardcore sex action? I am newfag in Warhammer lore, but they look like far from it.

>>184242557

dirty hardcore implied sex action

>>184242169
These effects includes:
+ Variety of economic and military modifiers from buildings
+ Weapon. Armour, and Ammo upgrade through resource buildings! (Classic Smithing!!)
+ More immersive and impactful events
+ Region based Seasonal effects in the campaign!
+ Building Maintenance Costs
+ Heroes in Garrisons
+ Additional Recruitment options added to various special buildings
+ new effects for edicts
+ modified army stance effects
+ Much more! Check preview images for an idea!

>learn to read retard

>>184242557
They like sadistic deviant sex, sort of like flaying you alive and then using your dickflesh as a condom to sodomize you.

>>184242557
They like killing the people they're fucking before or after they fuck
There's nothing they won't fuck
They like torturing and torture-fucking
They like incest
There's absolutely nothing they won't do

You can go either way from there really

>Skaven in engine cinematic
>Ominous Rat Dialogue as the camera pans to a tunnel filled with beady Skaven eyes
>Rats swarm forth into the jungles of Lustria
>Just to fuck up more High Elves

>High Elves finally get their cinematic a month later
>It's a High Elf civil war
>Both sides slaughter each other down to the last Elf

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>>184242557

It's mostly a meme, but it's long been implied and rumoured that Morathi is her own sons mistress

>>184242847

>Malekith studios proudly presents...

>>184242772
>these effects includes
>vague descriptions like new effects for edicts
>doesn't explain what the purpose of these changes are

fuck you

>>184242847

Feels good to see someone else other than the Empire getting beaten up.

Which Norscan LL will you play as first, /twg/?

I'll play Throgg because I love monsters and unique buildings and he's got both. Also because he's the rightful president of Norsca.

>>184243129

Wulfrik, probably. Throgg comes across as easymode with his no attrition and troll buffs

>39% chance
>critical success

That's bullshit CA

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>>184242847
Dick and death is all the elves deserve.

>>184243006
built like a fridge

>>184243006

When you are a Dark Elf that has lived for over 7,000 years and is immune to the effects of inbreeding, incest becomes less of an issue.

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>>184243051
>tfw too intelligent to use common sense

>>184243530

Can you show us the fridges you've been looking at?

>>184243406
>70% chance to succeed
>Failure
>Failure
>Failure
>Critical failure

>>184243479
Fine. Source me.

>>184243406
>>184243619
i'm gonna download the mod that turns this gay shit off ASAP when TWW2 comes up

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>SOON

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>>184243786
Re:Monster.

It's fucking awful.

It's 30 chapters of the MC autistically describing his combat stats and 5 pages of fap bait. The only redeeming feature is that it's one of the few harem mangos were the MC actually has sex with his harem.

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>>184243006
Dirty high elven slander.
Malekith would definitely never have kinky hate filled rough sex with his MOTHER for weeks on end.
Morathi's hands totally weren't blackened from touching Malekith in all the right places.

>>184244067
Aren't Athel Loren dryads actually like that when they are not in battle mode ?
BTW what happen when a dryad get killed in the battlefield if her tree is fine ?

>>184243798
My edgy self that I have suppressed since High School is now is being awakened. I want to play dark elves. ^__^

>>184244757
>>>/plebbit/

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>>184244562
I'm not sure but I probably involves human sacrifice and sucking beastman cock.

Fucking tree spirits.
Fucking elves.

>>184244562
No, the woody form is their natural shape. They pretend to be captivating maidens to lure in dumb cunts to eat.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQwx1EolD8

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Whos gonna be better for high elves?

Artictuno or Moltres?

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>>184245543
Zapdos

>>184244562

Only Age of Sigmar dryads have a non-gnarly form.

>>184245767
me on the right

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pssh...

>>184245767
war.... is.... eternal... woah...

Norsca gameplay when?

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>get 150 turns into an Empire campaign in SFO
>realize I can assign people certain positions in government and give them buffs

The buffs might've been worth it about 100 turns ago

>>184246912
bravo

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>>184242026
They will get the best cinematic at the end of marketing which will blow everyones mind and turn them into Helvesfags.
CA know this so they want to keep it at the end.

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>>184245767
Fuck skeletons. Only Fresh Prince of Altdorf

>>184247115
High elves are okay, Dark Elves are cooler, Lizardmen and Sk*ven beat them both in terms of being interesting however

>>184247115
They would have to probe me to make me pick any Elv faction over some Skaven or Lizards. If I had to pick Elves that would be Wood because Mel Gibson and Angry Tree Boss

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An interesting reversal of fortunes

>>184246912
It's literally the Empire's only unique mechanic how the fuck did you miss it?

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>>184245591
ffs anon

>>184246912
Installing mods before playing vanilla is a cardinal sin.

>>184247453
>>184247508
absolutely disgusting taste

>>184245543
Frost Phoenixes were better in the Tabletop, I imagine that will carry over and they'll be the better/more expensive of the two.

>>184247572
Now you just need to rename it Karak Drazh.

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>>184247662
>tfw no experienced with photoshop

Do you get money for razing settlements?

>>184246912
>SFOfags

>>184247115
It would actually be pretty great if the High Elf cinematic was on hold because they're waiting for the official Skaven Announcement.

Then the Helf trailer is them blowing out literally everybody

>>184247115
I feel like I will probably enjoy the Helv play style a lot. Skilled infantry and cavalry with strong support magics.

However Lizardmen are my favorite fantasy race, and are underutilized as such, so they'll probably be my first campaign. They also seem to be based around a balanced roster and Lizard tactics with a strong infrastructure.

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>>184247756
Typical warm-blood

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>>184247694
The Empire was the very first campaign I played when I bought the game back when it came out, and no where did it even instruct me that they had such a feature.

Not like it matters since the stuff you get for assigning generals as whatever is pretty shit, but oh well.

Who is the best Dwarven legendary lord? Gonna do a legendary campaign with them since people say they are easy pz

>>184248125
I'm pretty sure they instruct you right there on the faction select/overview screen.

>>184248296

Grombrindals buffs are pretty beastly

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>mfw I slaughter everyone as The Empire when the combined campaign map comes out

>>184248296
TRUE KING
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>>184248296
the biggest challenge with dwarves is not falling asleep

>>184248120
I'm sinking into memes, guys. Every time I see these meme pics I laugh and get a warm feeling like I was being submerged into memery and becoming a part of a hivemind.

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>>184248408
*blocks your path*

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>Fay enchantress joins Karak Ziflin in the war against me

Who will be the most boring faction once all games are released and why is it Dwarves?

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>>184248615

Fucking bitches can't be relied on, man. Disband any Damsels you have immediately and crush Morgiana

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>>184248408

>E-emperor Franz.. what are all these internment camps you are constructing in the Drakwald for?

>>184248968
BOXES
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>>184248968

>Dwarfs
>when the Warriors of Chaos campaign exists

1-2 roman expedition
3-4 vandalic kingdom
5-6 ostrogothic kingdom
7-8 frankish kingdom
9-0 isigothic kingdom
dubs kill myself

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These redditors are truly disgusting.

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>>184241064
>"Three things make The Empire great - faith, steel and gunpowder!"

>>184248986

Ooops meant for >>184248851

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>>184248615

>>184249205
>more variety
>bad

Fuck off

>>184249205
Whats the poll from?

>>184249120
Chaos could be fun going to each continent destroying all living life.

Dwarves, though? Man. What the fuck do you do once you've conquered your mountain range. It seems weird that Dwarves would fight lizards in the Amazon.

>>184249205
Some ET units look okay, most of them don't. Thanquol and Boneripper for example.

>>184249441
but DUDE
MUH GRUDGES
LMAO

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>>184249382
Yea dude I can't wait to get my hands on these Khorne Wrathmongers with their Bloodhammer Flails XD

So I know this probably isn't the best place to ask modding questions, but I was wondering if there's any easy way to increase the scale of some weapons?

Want to give an infantry sized weapon to a monster sized unit (which I've figured out how to do) and scale it up in size by like 30% or so.

>>184249205
>end times
>canon

I want this meme to die.

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What's the comfiest feel in Warhammer?
>knocking down ranks of grave guard with cannons and volleyguns

>>184249441
>Reclain Karak Zorn
>Reclaim holds in the Mountains of Mourn
>Exterminate all elves
>Exterminate all Chaos Dwarfs

I don't know, sounds like there's plenty to do.

>>184249717
Aside from the pose on the bottom left, care to elaborate what the problem with those is? A real argument and not memes, I know it's hard for you since you're trying to fit in (in a circle that is not based in this general but whatever) but I'm sure you can manage.

>>184248296
Grombrindal

>>184249916
It is. Why wouldn't it be?

Guise why are chaos dorfs so superior

>>184249717
I know you want to anon, but don't respond to him.

>>184249441
Mazdamundi is the reason the Dwarf under empire fractured and collapsed. Thats one hell of a fucking grudge.

Then there's the war of vengeance 2: Electric bugaloo

>>184250057
Because it was just a retarded excuse to start a new, failed franchise that flopped and had a terrible art style.

Ironically fantasy would be popular now thaks to all the new warhammer fantasy games, but they killed it off.

>>184249968
Hyper overdesigned
Using weapons that would cause more damage to yourself and your allies than to any competent enemy

They're made for the Heroic Comic Book action series that is Age of Sigmar, not the Warhammer world

>>184250071
Cooler aesthetic
Cooler lore
Cooler hats

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>>184250071
>Best artillery in the game
>K'daai Destroyer
>Has access to Chosen Ironbreaker Slayer Thunderers (Halberds)
>K'daai Destroyer
>Hobgoblins
>Is the one evil faction that isn't composed of backstabbing retards
>K'DAAI DESTROYER

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>>184249949

Defensive sieges, though they're fun in almost all total wars

>>184249441
Dwarfs need crazy units like miniguns on wagons or something
They are too boring right now

>>184250235
Age of Sigmar flopped out of the gate but it's pretty successful now.

It's a completely different animal than Warhammer Fantasy though and End Times models were made with the AoS design, not Warhammer Fantasy. They clash and are out of place in the Warhammer setting aside from a few select models

>>184250236
>Hyper overdesigned
>this somehow doesn't apply to the rest of warhammer
>trying to say that warhammer before end times was in any way more "realistic"

By your reasoning no one would have to use flails, bretonnian peasants shouldn't bring around a dead grail knight while pretending to be his horse, and warrior priests should wear a fucking helmet

You are just applying double standards because you set an imaginary line no one cares about

>>184250289
>playing evil factions ever
Wow so edgy my dude you will definitely show them

>>184250235
So what? It is a latest official lore, so it must be a canon.

>>184250289
>>Hobgoblins
>>Is the one evil faction that isn't composed of backstabbing retards
You contradicted yourself very fast

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>>184250289
Are chorfs even really evil though

>>184249949
>Watching Chaos break and retreat under a never ending barrage of helstorm rockets

>>184250525
It's also gay and nobody accepts it, except for cucks.

>>184250235
>a new, failed franchise

They wouldn't have had to do it if it wasn't opposed to an old, failed franchise

>>184249949
Playing dwarfs.

>>184250656
It doesn't matter if you like it or not. It is a canon is GW said so.

So
What is the reason CA is hiding the Star Dragon?

It shouldnt be because of mechanics since its just a powerful breath, so just an animation

>>184249949
A trio of cygors absolutely destroyingbthe enemies artillery teams one at a time whilst my shield minotaurs hold the fucking line from start to finish

>>184250605
Yes. But not by choice. They cut a bad deal and are stuck being evil as a consequence.

>>184250827
Hitler also said that Jews should be gassed, doesn't make it right.

>>184250972
He didn't say that.

>>184250972
>already comparing it to hitler

It must be sad to run out of arguments so soon

>>184250932
What do they do that is evil?

>>184250706
No, they wouldn't have had to do it if they fired the idiots up top who thought the best way to sell more expensive plastic miniatures was to ramp up the prices and reduce quantity of models per box. They figured it out with 40k finally. Shame they didn't with WHFB

>>184251049
You are right, killing off fantasy is worse because it's more relevant to our lives than a bunch of unknown Jews.

>>184250972
This is shitty bait

>>184251137
They created the Black Orcs that plague the entire world now

>>184250972
That's a one retarded analogy. GW have all rights to decide what's right and what's wrong when it comes to warhammer.

>>184251156
Sales started dropping before that, otherwise 40k would have tanked too. They tried giving people a way to be competitive both with more rank-and-file and with bigger monsters, they both failed

>>184249714
>>184250167
>Grudges

That's a weird mechanic made up by the Warhammer people. Dwarves don't have grudges IRL.

>>184251239
Edgy.

>>184251156
The rules are what killed WHFB.

>Continually lower the cost of units to drive people to buy more
>No option for smaller scale battles so you have to spend like $500 minimum to even get started
>8th edition rolls around, every faction gets cool centerpiece monsters
>Monsters are utter garbage thanks to the rules so there's no incentive to buy them

>>184251341
>Dwarves don't have grudges IRL.
I wonder why.

>rout a cygor with two charges by knights of the realm on VH

what did they mean by this

>>184251239
I can see where you're coming from with that statement but I can't help but think "first world problems"

>>184251302

Doesn't make it less retarded.

>>184251357

It's completely normal to not care about atrocities that amount to statistics, next you will tell me that a bunch of starving kids in Africa make you sad? This is normie-tier hypocrisy and lies. Like when women on facebook call progeria kids beautiful. Here's something more edy: neck yourself.

>>184251547
It's called not being a sociopath, anon. You should try it some time.

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>>184250927
Wow, I'm surprised a Beastman figured out how to type. Are you your tribe's shaman? How much shit did you cake onto the keyboard while typing, you sub-human mutant of chaos?

>>184251493
KNIGHTS OF DA REELM

>>184251469
>No option for smaller scale battles

Says who? The same book that introduced hordes also had rules for playing mordheim with the TT armies and no one forced you to play 3000 points games

>>184250972

>doesn't make it right

actually that's pretty alright by me

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>>184251684
really anon

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>>184248408
I AM ________ AND __________

>>184251547
>It's completely normal to not care about atrocities that amount to statistics, next you will tell me that a bunch of starving kids in Africa make you sad?

You're not really understanding the statistics thing. One, Stalin said that because he was quite literally a sociopath. Two, sure, a number by itself might not mean much, but a number coupled with actual education of what happened is different. It's the difference between seeing someone getting executed alive and just reading the words- "A man got executed alive today." The more you read about it / learn about it, the more it affects you.

So, "it's completely normal to not care about atrocities that amount to statistics" isn't correct. People care about atrocities all the time when they read about the details.

>>184252104
Don't bother responding to him.

>>184252104
Stalin also came from a country that started referring to its citizens as "souls" centuries before him so it was pretty much ingrained in him as well

>>184252104
>Read Primo Levi's "If this is a man"
>Watch Shoah
>Can no longer meme about Holocaust because it makes me sick to my very core.

How will Themed Demon armies even work? There's just not enough unit variation.

Khorne for example only has 7 units

>Bloodbeasts
>Bloodletters
>Fleshhounds
>Juggernauts
>Bloodcrushers
>Bloodthirster
>The dumb tractor thing.

Tzeentch is even worse

>Pink/Blue Horrors
>Screamers
>Flamers
>Lord of Change

Nurgle and Slaanesh are a bit better

>Plaguebearers
>Nurglings
>Beast of Nurgle
>Plague Toads
>Plaguebearers on Plague Toads
>The weird fly things
>Plaguebearers on the weird fly things
>Great Unclean One

>Daemonettes
>Steeds of Slaanesh
>Daemonettes on steeds
>Fiends of Slaanesh
>Keeper of Secrets
>Slaanesh chariots

It's pretty much forcing you to mi forces, and maybe even scrapping the bottom of the barrel and adding Furies and Demons of Malal.

>>184252104
You are oversimplifying it, you also have to be able to relate to the culture. Poor nigras and their plight are basically like an alien world.

>>184252220

Maybe like him, you should pick up a book about ingroup and outgroup bias instead of memeing about edginess.

>>184252098
White and Based

>>184252549
We already know GW is letting CA be creative with armies.

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Could someone explain to me how the hell Heroic Victories work? I was always under the impression that you needed to be outnumbered and take very few losses while completely obliterating the enemy army. I would hardly call this a Heroic Victory

>>184252549
Warrior and Chosen and Knight cult units. As well as maybe mortal cultists.

>>184247778

Glad to see I'm not the only one who does this.

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>>184252098
Handsome and my boyfriend

>>184252826
MC Ride in a Total War game when

>>184252098
SNEAKY and STABBY

>>184252609
You sound like one of those people who justify participating in massacres because "it's psychologically normal".

Just because something is psychologically justified doesn't make it ethically or morally justified. Just because it's psychologically difficult for us to care about African people doesn't mean that we SHOULDN'T care about them, or that mass african starvation "isn't as bad" as chipping your toe.

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>>184249068
Blood shed for the Empire is right blood.

>>184252098
Pure and Perfect

>>184252609
It's not about relating to the culture. I don't relate to many cultures, but I can find emotion in hearing about atrocities. Yazidis for example.

At the end of the day people are human.

If, however, you literally don't really see people as human, then sure you might not feel empathy toward them. Even then, though, it's not entirely true. Look at the guilt felt by some of the most hardcore Nazis.

>>184252098
Franz and they will obey

It's nice to see reddit visiting us for the night but could you please keep the moralfaggotry down

>>184252549
They'll either do aligned mixed mortal/daemon armies or they'll split mortals and daemons but they won't do both.

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>it's a grudge requires you to Assassinate a stinking gobbo episode
>20% to wound, 6% to kill
How the fuck am I supposed to kill it? Which hero is the best at assassinating because I can't see either the thane, engineer or runesmith having any skills that give a bonus for that?

Can I just keep reloading till I get lucky or is the outcome hardcoded?

>>184253508
t. Dark Elf player

>>184253546
reloading works

>>184253546
>Can I just keep reloading till I get lucky or is the outcome hardcoded?

I'm not quite sure. Sometimes I reload saves repeatedly with the outcome always being the same, other times it changes.

>>184253654
Not giving a fuck about muh 6 gorillions does not mean I have to actually be as edgy as possible lad

>>184251713
My dad can beat up your dad, anon.

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H O B G O B L I N S

How do dwarfs and greenskins reproduce? Why did they have to make a race of serial rapists when they don't actually give a shit otherwise.

>>184254163

Asexual fungi just like in 40k.

>>184253546
You could also alternatively kill off every single orc and gobbo of that faction?

>>184254163
Hairy dwarven women

>>184250289
Consider this: unlike literally EVERY OTHER evil faction that's whole schtick is either
A)We are fighting an enemy that is equal to us so we can't dominate the world just yet but we are still good and effect the world(Dark Elves and Vampires) or
B) We would have conquered the world ages ago if we could stop fighting each other for 5 minutes(Everyone else, even some good factions)

The Chaos Dwarfs don't have the problem with treachery nor with having an "Equal Enemy" nearby, since their only enemy is a bunch of bumfuck Darklands Greenskin tribes and some buttmad Black Orcs who haven't realized fighting anyone else is better yet and they STILL have nearly died several times.

Basically, what I am saying is Chaos Dwarfs a shit.

>>184254163
Dwarf women exist, they're just pretty rare.

Orcs reproduce asexually through spores.

>>184254338
Lorewise the explanation for why Chorfs haven't invaded everything simply is that there isn't a whole lot of them to begin with, and they're still recovering from the Black Orc rebellion.

>>184254338
Aren't the Ogres nearby? Didn't the Greenskin revolt mess them up?

>>184249949
"helping" an ally siege a town by reinforcing him and just watch him take it by himself

>>184252296
>a country that started referring to its citizens as "souls" centuries before him
Okay, I'm dumb: what's bad about a country calling the living "souls"?

>>184252549
The idea is that since the Datamine never referred to the factions as Daemons of Chaos factions and only as god factions that it is likely there will be a mix of Chaos Warrior and Daemon rosters for all factions with some unique traits and mechanics.

>>184254325
That's also on the list. But it's going to take a while, already fighting on 5 fronts with 4 generals.

>>184254832
My guess is that it implies that they don't care about their lives, since their soul will go to heaven anyway.

>>184251137
Slavery so shit that even the orcs know it's a bad deal. And inventing and using shit like the hellcannon. Binding a daemon to a cannon and then feeding live people to the cannon which then kills them by ripping out their soul and firing it as a projectile.

>>184255173
The hellcannon can kill the crew as well and has to be chained to the ground not to go around finding more people to kill on its own

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>>184252667

>>184255463
How does a sentient cannon eat people on its own, like walk away man, shit

>>184255703
It's too heavy to move without wheels. So they gave it wheels. That was their undoing.

Post yfw Skaven aren't playable until TWW3 but in TWW2 are just randomly spawning stacks with a barebones roster when chaos corruption gets too high

And the TWW3 grand campaign map expansion is purely the Under-Empire

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>>184255173
>And inventing and using shit like the hellcannon.

Ironically, Chaos doesn't like Chaos Dwarfs because they are using/abusing Chaos instead of being its slaves.

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>>184255901

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Rolling for poo.

>>184256041
That's my current campaign damn it. The whole point of rolling was because I'm almost finished with it. Roll number two for a number two.

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If I pre-order on Kinguin will I get the swag?

>>184256041

Let's summon the cunts

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>>184256041

>>184256041

Elf genocide best day of my life

>>184255703
The're too busy trying to point it in the enemy's direction

what's the story behind mousillon?

>>184256209
no

go here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/GameDeals/comments/6p1byv/2gamecom_total_war_warhammer_ii_steam_2984_27_off/

I really fucking hate pistoliers

>send cavalry after them
>they cant catch them and die after being shot at repeatedly

>>184256635
Count got vampired while on crusade, came home and tried to make his own little slice of Sylvania

>>184256635
One of their Duke came back very sick from a Crusade against Araby.
He was one hell of a warrior, and his path cross Abhorash's. The Blood Knight gave him the blood kiss and he became a vampire when he came back to Bretonnia.
He almost destroyed the entire country.

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>>184256862
>don't get paid until the 4th

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>>184256865
>Not sending Doggos after them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJJPce-e_zU

>>184214247
>He named himself after a elf from LOTR
I know this is a 8hour+ old post but according to Turin he's actually named Turin he didn't take it from LOTR

My horse archers are shooting an opponent with 53 armour (base: 23, shield: 30)
Is there even a point using armour piercing (base: 30, AP: 18) arrows over regular (base: 37, AP: 12) or even flaming (base: 45, +10 against cavalry)

>>184256862
This is about $40 for anybody in the US. $20 off at release AND Norsca DLC is a pretty good steal.

>>184257189

Classic

>>184256865

is this your first total war or something

Can you specialize in the skaven campaign by clan

Who skyre here

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>>184256635

>>184256893
>>184257007

That's the Red Duke from Aquitaine, who holds Mousillon in the game but wasn't the cause of its fall.

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>>184257492

>>184257964
Maldred seems like the biggest cuck in brettonian history

Mallobaude fucking when?

>>184257492

Yeah you can easily snipe General units with AP arrows, then switch to those whistle arrows to watch the enemy scatter and break

>>184258000
They do more AP damage so yes, dumbass

>>184258375
>>184258438
But is there a point if the non-AP damage is over the armour value in both cases?
Does AP count against the shield?

around what year does attila arrive with his armies?

>>184258220
Fuck that fag, Abhorash when?

>>184258738
Abhorash is cool tho

Arthur is mediocre without his Mordred

>>184258676
somwhere around 350-400AD IIRC

>>184241064
Will we ever get Dragonslayers or Daemonslayers?

>>184258903
Norsca update

>13k+ HP
>pretty fast for a monster
>can easily instantly kill the morale of generic infantry units turning them into a low threat
>trolls are immune to attrition and slows units en masse

Did they forget about balance?

Now Kislev and Kraka Drak are going to be destroyed before turn 30.

>>184258663

AP arrows are alot slower to fire compared to non-AP.

I believe shield just means missile block chance when it comes to arrows, could be wrong tho

Will we ever get Knights of the Black Grail?

>>184258807
>>184258220
He's from End Times, even though he's mentionned before

When is my Waifu Khalida being added? I want to remove vampire scum.

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This seems fair.

>>184259142
Just wait until warhammer 3 comes. Get ready for the ogre kingdoms to start calling in nuclear ogre space marine drop pods while Karl is still crying cause his buddy Gelt went to college for Metal studies.

>>184259429

Couple months after launch, I guess.

>>184259323
There's quite a lot about him in the Mousillion book for the RPG.

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Umm historycucks? Explain this?

As Bretonnia, is an industry economy better than a farming economy?

>>184259434

FAITH, STEEL AND GUNPOWDER

>>184259832

Stop it, Anon. And I'm pretty sure Rome 2 and Attila climbed to the top sellers as well

>>184259832
>articuno in the screenshot

Moltres BTFO by best bird

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>>184259832
HISTORY STATUS: BTFO

>>184259832
>TW selling more than COD

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Hola, skeenks!
Howya doin', skinks?
Cheerio, skinks!
Gruess Gott, Schkinken!
Ciao, scincci!
Bonsoir, messrs. squinques!
Privyet, skinky!
Skol, skinkarna!
Merhaba, skinklar!

>>184260009
me on the right

>>184256041
roll

>>184243006
there are people who don't think Morathi is hot

JUST

>>184260401
It's not that they think Morathi is hot, it's that she's boinking her son that's a turn off.

>>184260560

This, incest is just.. it's probably the worst porn imaginable.

>>184260560
>family bonding
>turnoff
Are these the same people who beat their wives & steal from their grandmother ?

>>184260664
>>184260560

That's just because father/daughter is better than mother/son

>>184259832
>mfw I helped good-goy Warhammer II by pre-ordering today

>>184260560
>turn off
How I english do?

>>184260753

They're equal, and both are superior to brother/sister.

>>184260753
Does anyone have that overflow family tree?

>>184260845
Nah, mother/son includes going with older women and that's clearly wrong

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>>184259832
>car mechanic
>transport fever

Was there ever a Empire vs Dwarves war?

>>184261057
this

>>184254338

Lorewise, the Chaos Dwarfs fucked up massively with the Black Orcs, but since then things have been improving slowly, but steadily for them.

The size of their empire and their numbers are growing, their technology is progressing, and their temple to Hashut is getting bigger and bigger.

>>184261193

German here, this is our fault. I'm so sorry.

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>>184261206

Don't know any full scale wars but there have been some tensions here and there.

>>184261206
>was there ever a X vs Y war?
>in warhammer

The answer is always yes.

If you need something more, there's the whole thing about the empire commissioning some dwarfs to build a castle and then shortpaying them for some shekels. Cue butthurt dwarfs storming the castle they built and dying in droves to right the wrong.

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>>184260935
I got you man.

>>184261562

THEY
WRONGED
US

As Wood Elves, which buildings should I be working on from Razed Cities? I feel like the 2%+ income isn't doing much. :S

>>184261556
Who the fuck does a job without getting paid first? Or at least getting half of if or some shit.

>>184258882
thats when hes born, but when do his doomstacks arrive?

>>184261057
Anon, don't older women deserve love? Doesn't mommy deserve all the love & semen she wants? You've already spent months inside her, kept her from getting any sex with crying & then sucking her tits as a baby alone. For all you know, your birth could have made mommy's body change & become less fuckable. You've already chucked your dad by the time you're a baby. Why not take responsibility & love your mom?

>>184258676

420AD Blaze It

>>184262027

The noble Dawi made the mistake of thinking umgi have honour.

>>184262082
>don't older women deserve love?
Yes. By older mern.

>>184262082

That's hot, Anon. brb fucking my mom

>>184262027

Having commissioned things several times on the internet I can say several people do.

>>184261556
I'm a carbon copy of the average dwarf in terms of psychology, but that pic is just retarded. Instead of portraying the dwarf mindset realistically, they make it into a joke for no reason. Nobody cares about pennies.

>>184261954
The +1% weapon damage/exp per turn.

It stacks. Factionwide.

:3

>>184262027
did you actually read the pic he posted?

>>184259832
It would be interesting to know how many sales steam gets on any one day, because it's probably not that much if preorders for a moderately popular franchise is on the top 10 most selling games for that day/however long it takes before that list refreshes

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>>184261710

>>184262027
>at least getting half of it

Seeing as how the missing coin was less than three fucking pennies for a whole castle (or in some versions a couple of towers, but the point stands) this is clearly a case of human errors being blown out of proportion by butthurt manlets.

My favourite parts about the siege were the dwarf artillery failing to bring down a tower (with the crew goiing full damage control "HURR THAT MUST TOTALLY BE THE TOWER THAT WE BUILT I SWEAR") and them finally crushing the gates just to have a whole regiment of longbeards (thousands of years of cumulative fighting experience) being literally BTFO in a single helblaster volley

TOTALLY WORTH IT GUYS

And then you wonder why they're losing to every enemy they get.

>>184262672
Whoever drew this made him look more like a NEET rather than a Dwarf

>>184262348

>but that pic is just retarded.

Of course, the Dwarfs are involved after all :^)

>>184262348
>realistically

That's official GW stuff you know? Back from the times nostalgiafags claim were "good" as well

>>184262763

Is there a more detailed version somewhere?

>>184262985
>That's official GW stuff you know?

So GW is inclined to fuck shit up?

>>184263042
The story is based on an old battle report that was published on white dwarf, it was all written like a tale of sorts while still showing the gameplay. You can probably find it somewhere.

>>184262375
but is that better than 2%+ income? Im pretty sure this stacks as well, no?

>>184262985
It's the story for a battle report that was in White Dwarf.
It was intended as a joke.

>>184262348
It's more because they were cheated than the amount being cheated. Shit like this is why Thorgrim's making changes.

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>10 august finally hits
>get to play a battle as Norsca
>same old shitty Chaos music

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>>184262901
DELETE

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>>184259832

Numbers from Steamspy, though take it with a grain of salt, as it has been wrong sometimes

>>184263236
Read that as you will, the fact is that THIS is how dwarfs in WH are "realistically" portrayed, the rest is headcanon.

>>184263295
>merely pretending

>>184263330

If I don't, will I get my own entry in the Dammaz Kron?

>Let it be known that on this day, under the outraged sight of Grimnir, some fag on /twg/ did insult us.

how will multiplayer work between those that have 2 and those that don't?

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Anyone else inexplicably hype for Ogres?

Game 3 can't come soon enough.

Do people even remember that grudges can be payed back with gold & not just blood?

>>184263278
imo, yes

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>>184263635
You've officially entered the book lad.

>>184263683

No

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>>184263683

Me. Probably the first one that I'll play. Also I think there was an article on PC Gaymer or something where they mentioned that the lead director for the Warhammer games, or someone else important, actually collects Ogres. Maybe Ogres will be the Vampires of TWW3

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Man this map and battle was great. It had some medieval 2 tier pathfinding here and there, but it was great fun holding off all the different attacks.

>Lose on of the wall sections
>Use my handgunners to defend the tight streets.

Fucking rebel scum though.

>>184263770
Dwarfs most likely don't

Is it possible to win battles in which the bar is 100% red and there's no yellow?

>>184264184

GCCM maps vary a lot. Some, like that one, Middenheim or Karak Kadrin, are quite good.

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Mages are fucking crazy.


>Having a normal duel for the position of Supreem Patriarch? Fuck that lets ambush my rival with my private army.

I havent been following the hype of Warhammer 2 so don't know if this has been answered, by why the fuck havent they revealed the 4th faction yet? Why are they being so secretive? For big last minute hype when they announce it or because it's probably Skaven with shitty horde mechanics they know will be unpopular?

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a deadly fart cloud wafts over the town

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>>184264429
Another gem.

>>184264286
I've won battles that were a couple pixels width yellow.

But you can only really do it if you have a proper 20 stack vs their ungodly amount of reinforcements. You can't really do much with just one or two units.

>>184264279
That's something I expected Thorgrim to do more. Gotrek Starbreaker even asked Caledor II for some cash before blood first thing before the guy shaved that ambassador.

>>184264348
The Norscan ones are great too

>>184264702

They're definitely better than the literally nothing of vanilla.

>>184264429

The College must have order

>>184264429
Gelts speeches are the best.
>Hey, See that army? They got some cool shit.
>I want that shit. Go get me that shit.
>Don't worry, I'll melt their brains, so they won't kill too many of you.

>>184263504
I mean yeah, kind of. It wasn't written as a bit of actual background, it was a way to explain the battle they wanted to do in a humourous way.

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>>184256041

>>184264589

Memes. It's a dank way of marketing for a dank age. And the fanbase eats it up, judging by youtube comments.

Why does Attila take like 30 minutes less to load everything than Warhammer

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>right click enemy army
>they run like cowards
>go into ambush stance
>end turn

ufufu

>>184264702
I've had some of my most fun fights on the Norscan maps of GCCM. I think they mostly benefited from being made especially for the mod rather than first as a bigass multiplayer map later refitted for the campaign like some of the city maps.

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>>184265083
>Keeps telling his men that they are not doing this for him
>Calls them followers
>that voice

The first line cracks me up.

>>184264589
Part of the lore is that Skaven are secretive and that most people don't even believe they exist.

CA's taken that joke and run with it. It's just a weird marketing gimmick, nothing more.

>>184265345
Get SSD