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/ss13g/ - Sapporo School 13 General

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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Sapporo School 13 is a new idea for a Space Station 13 server
>Set in a japanese high school
>Players will enjoy roles like Teacher, Student, School Nurse, Janitor or the exclusive School Council President
>Everyone in the thread agrees Sapporo School 13 will be a refreshing level of roleplay that no-rp /vg/ lacks.

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs


>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
https://discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
http://stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz
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First for /u/ metaclub
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We need to answer some basic questions about sapporo school 13.

>What should the age range of students be at the school
>What kind of punishments should students get for breaking school rules
>Is romance allowed in sapporo school 13, and if so to what point? Not sex obviously.
>Flavor text, yes or no?
>What code base should SS13 be based from?
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Healsluts unite!
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I genuinely like this Sapporo School 13, playable when?
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>>184005343
Fucking gross
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>>184005363
when you make it
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>>184005302
this is the manifestation of the waifu cancer
delet
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>>184005363
I'm going to personally code Sapporo School 13 and sprite it all.

I have never coded or sprited in my life. So it will be playable in 2-3 years. It will be complete in NEVER probably.
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>>184005302
>What should the age range of students be at the school
A normal age range for high school duh
>What kind of punishments should students get for breaking school rules
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXQR-cPXlmY
>Is romance allowed in sapporo school 13, and if so to what point? Not sex obviously.
As long as no ERP yes
>Flavor text, yes or no?
Yes
>What code base should SS13 be based from?
Whatever doesn't lag so /vg/'s
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Sapporo is pleb tier beer, why would you name your faggot school ERP after it
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People keep talking about female Grey eyes. What do they mean?
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waifu?
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>>184005824
Sapporo is the 5th largest (in population) city in japan so makes sense for the setting and it starts with S so we can call it SS13.
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>>184005942

>>183956641
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>>184006041
So they wanted the eyes to be slimmer like that?
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>>184005948
I remember that round
I'd be okay with it if it wasn't for the fact they were all talking like "oooooh I'm such a girl, bra size bla bla tampon bla bla [thing only men talk about when pretending to be a girl]"
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>>184006171
Take a guess.
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>>184006306
I feel worse after having read this post but it's not your fault
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>>184004905
>you will never stack chairs to lock the transfer student in the girls bathroom with your metaclique gals

CODE THIS NOW
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>>184006171
Yes. but the problem is that the eye overlays work the same way for one species despite gender. Meaning if they want to do this they'll have to introduce some snowflake code for only greys to have different eyes per gender.
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>>184005948
>image

what if you could make sand tiles with sand from mining?
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>>184006469
What time setting would Sapporo School 13 be in? I like the idea and I'd help with coding
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Sapporo School 13
>no validhunting fags
>no way to powergame
>lots of great roleplay
>no metaclubs ooc
>no discord
>no kolith

It's like lifeweb but gonna be good.
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>>184006609
>>184006372
how many times are you going to miss the post you're actually trying to reply to?
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>>184006609
Sapporo School 13 is probably going to be a late 90's to early 2000's setting. If we did it modern or in the future there'd be too many problems with everyone having two mobile phones.

Plus late 90's is comfy.
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>>184006619
Also
>completely new experience to discover
What's not to like
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>>184006306
There's nothing wrong with pretending to be a cute girl.
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Does anyone else leave old pizza boxes around their room because it makes it smell delicious??
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>>184007239
get out of my apartment.
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Sapporo School 13 is:
>not in space
>not a station
>doesn't belong in this thread

make your own general you plebs
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>>184007601
someone get this hothead out of here
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Can someone tell me what common item does the most damage?
Extinguisher?
Shard of glass?
Toolbox?

How can I be the most robust
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Lifeweb is
>not in space
>not a station
>doesn't belong in this thread

make your own general you plebs
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>>184007741
disarm intent
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>>184007741
the fire axe
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>>184006619
literally
second life
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Sapporo Station 13 antagonist ideas
>Traitor = Delinquent (Student with objectives to cause property damage, break school rules and bully other kids. Gets items like a switch knife, a lockpick or razor to shave that bitch stacy's hair clean off)
>Nuke Ops = School Shooters (Self explanatory really, they get rifles, shotguns or whatever and have to shoot up the school and set fire to it)
>Yandere = One person is a Delinquent with objective to bully a random person, another is a yandere with an objective to protect that person because they love them
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>>184008296
>Just recruit other students to squat in the halls outside of class with you
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Test servers are down and have been for a few hours
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>more half-assed spinoffs
stop
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>>184007741
tables, windows, soda cans filled with water, toolboxes
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>>184008296
>Nations but with school clubs instead of departments

>>184008586
This will never happen anyway so fuck off, it's just ideas fun
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sounds like y'all just want the 500 school rp gmod servers but with anime models
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>>184005948
that was the same shift that as the infamous Traders vs Ismael incident
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>>184008829
>idea guys defending ideaism
I have an idea
go fuck yourself.
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>>184008876
>gmod
NO
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>>184008829
Hey fuck you dude.
Maybe it's not a good idea.
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>>184008876
>school rp gmod servers but with anime models

Those exist? And don't they come with those models?
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>>184008829
>cancerous awful shitposting ironic scenarios
>idea fun
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>>184008983
it's as autistic and as badly made as ss13 but 3d

what's not to like?
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>>184009113
It's not as solidly built as SS13
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>>184009105
yeah school rp exists. there's a few maps. you have classrooms and shit.

all based off dark rp so you still got mayor (aka principle), police (aka guards), drug dealers, citizens (Students), etc.
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>>184008938
>>184009112
triggered lol
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>group of female statics bullying the new girl because her hairstyle is "like so out of fashion oh my god"

tell me right now that Sapporo School 13 wouldn't be the tighest shit.
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>>184009687
Sapporo School 13 wouldn't be the tighest shit
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>>184008905
>the infamous Traders vs Ismael incident
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>>184009687
I want this so bad fuck
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>>184007601
What about

Sapporo Space School 13
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>>184009778
>>184008905
someone post the story
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>>184010074
>Space school 13
>Like the space station, but instead of assistants and small departments, you have students and teaching departments
>Bullshit still happens because this is spess and spess is unfriendly
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Okay, let's stop shitposting and actually set the ground work for Sapporo School 13.

Reply to this post if you are interested and willing to work on it and what you are good at like coding/mapping/spriting/music.
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>tfw I just want to see a modern day city setting for SS13
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>>184004905
of all the awful memes you guys throw around, this looks like it would be a rather fun to play awful meme. we should actually do this shit
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>>184009778
legendary round
it got greentexted from like 4 different perspectives afterwards in the thread
I don't have the screencap compilation saved unfortunately
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>>184010513
Count me in
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>>184010513
I'll help out as much as I can.
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Make a discord for Sapporo School 13!

Then we can join and make plans there, start coding and mapping, get some spriters working on making literally everything from scratch too. If we're lucky we'll be done before pjb finished ss14 and personally kills byond as an engine.
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>>184010589
>>184010710
not going to actually help.
>>184010513
not going to actually happen.
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>>184010513
I can get the started on the rampant shitposting.
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>184010513
I can't help so I can't reply to your post but I will play it
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>>184010547
>tfw this was actually in development for a while
>it got shitcanned when the Le funny reddit hackerman was busting into codebases/forums of servers that were posting their stuff on reddit.
>developer got spooked and ghosted
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>>184010710
>>184010513
I forgot to mention what I was good at. mostly spriting, a very little bit of coding.
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This is a warning to all of you. I am an insider from the admin discord, do NOT I repeat do NOT join the sapporo school discord, it is a sting and everyone who joins it will be banned for waifu faggotry.
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>>184010589
>>184010513
I forgot to mention what I was good ad. mostly coding, a very little bit of spriting
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>/vg/ is a norp shitter server
>/Sapporo/ will be a medium rp paradise
>all the good players will leave /vg/ for the superior SS13 experience
>admins hate Sapporo because it will kill /vg/ and they won't have any power anymore.
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>>184011107
One of these days were going to find you, you fucking mole.
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>>184011267
>Zealotron and his cronies burn the server to the ground so the former can be king of the ashes
>Their metaclub celebration lasts very short as they realize everyone is at /sapporo13/

it needs to happen
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Sapporo discord where?
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THE EMERGENCY SHUTTLE BUS HAS DOCKED WITH THE SCHOOL.
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>>184011634
I just realized.

>No AI or grifficons
Holy shit I need this game
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>>184011634
>the emergency short bus has docked to the school
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I'm not kidding, I will make /sapporo/, I will do it alone if I have to. The idea is too good to let die.

The laughing drunken rats who left /sapporo/ to a sorry grave, you won't be laughing in another day. All spring now I'll be coding in a discord with my friend, 3 hours a day in dreammaker and twice I've been at wit's end. Thank god it's only a single server and the playerbase is low, or I'd never have the strength to not say no.
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>Principal faxes the education ministry for advice on how to deal with a delinquent gang converting students to their cause after the student council president mysteriously disappeared.
>They send a deathsquad.
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>>184011798
>No robotic teaching assistants
>No cute android school girls
>No personal AI style school companions
You can't be serious anon.
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>>184011985
>(ADMIN): alright boys ahelp for dylansquad
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Don't bother joining guys it's another battle royale round
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>>184011972
ayy go fuck yaself
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>people think its changeling
>people think its cultist
>its actually extended
This round is fucking amazing, I'm laughing
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If I made a /sapporo13/ discord could I just ban people that join to shitpost, people like kolith and yclat that hate our dreams?
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Rpfriends, what is your opinion on Aurora? I've never really played anything aside from /vg/, but have recently begun expanding my horizons and trying new servers. I played for a little while last night and I liked the slower pace somewhat. I'm not very good at roleplaying or making connections though.
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>>184012289
UGH I fucking hate TDM.
I joined this game to get away from TTT
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>>184012361
If they join the discord it's to add input or collaborate
If they only add shit a ban is natural yes

Yes
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woop woop faggot delamination
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>>184012461
could i make a discord account called like "Sapporo13" or something, make the channel, send out the invites and then log out and join on my regular discord? logging in to Sapporo13 only to ban people and never talk. so people dont just shitpost and try to get me banned for starting a "metaclub"?
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>>184012327

ICK
OCK
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>>184012619
Sure, especially if you're using the app. You can just use the web Discord for the admin. That way, you can even be online on both accounts at once
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You're in the cafeteria when your friend that only you talk to tells you, "You're alright, don't go to P.E. later" and leaves. What do you do?

>>184012619
Don't coders have their own discord or something? Anyway as I said, if they aren't there to help or just watch the progress then they can eat a ban.
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>>184012698
thats good. i hope somebody does exactly that then.
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>>184012619
we'd be working on purely developing the game, I don't see why any drama would need to arise. please don't bring in any drama.
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I think the idea guy (fuck idea guys) hasn't thought this through.
SS13 is great because you can have excellent adventures even as a lowly assistant. So what replaces assistant?
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>>184012785
>What do you do?
Visit the school nurse and try to convince her I'm sick, to get a sick note so I don't have to go to PE
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There's already school RP games on BYOND, and uncountable ones on other platforms. Why do you feel the need to make your shitty waifu game and shit up the thread with your 'IM TOTALLY GONNA MAKE GAME GUYS' posts?
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Sawbones for headmin
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>>184004905
>Sapporo School 13 General

OwO whats this?
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>>184012375
i used to play hrp and i liked aurora. ic cliques are kind of annoying but you know, beggars cant be choosers
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>>184012413
sauce
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This school shit is absolute cancer
Only waifufaggots would enjoy such stupid shit
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IM GONNA DO IT

IM GONNA MAKE THE DISCORD AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME ADMINS.
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>>184013006
That's why I don't play RP servers anymore, the shitty cliques
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>>184012978
>implying this isn't the waifu containment we've all dreamed about
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>>184013004
An idea guy being a shitter
Don't encourage idea guys that have no intention of making the game
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>>184013108
This
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>>184012958
Student.
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>>184013103
do it

fuck the metaclub
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>>184013103
fucking make it already. this project isn't gonna happen without collaboration, so lets get started.
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Species
>Human
>Android
>Kemonomimi
>Minor Divinity/Demon
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>>184013279
>project
haha faggot
>isn't gonna happen
truth
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https://discord.gg/63VU6yH

/sapporo13/
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>>184014590
Admins, ban everyone who joins this discord
It's a sure-fire way to tell who the shitters are
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>>184014590
i banned mustard because he said he was joining just to see who the thread posters were, we dont welcome people who are only here to cause draa.

i will ban any /vg/ admin who thinks this is acceptable, we want no trouble. join to talk about the idea or dont join
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>>184014942
>admins join
>they have to ban themselves

Good job
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>>184014590
discord maker here

make a throwaway discord if you dont want your ckey attached, we dont care who you are as long as you follow the rules and want to talk/help make sapporo
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>>184015364
>ywn know who you're fellow threadposters are
such a shame
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>Doing cryo
>Chemist shows up
>Mess around with genetics
>Get x-ray and other stuff
>After a while, blob nodes hit
>Since not everyone has their sensors on, figure I'll go around and look for anyone that died smacking a blob node (It happens I swear)
>See an assistant making bloodrunes in maintenance hiddy hole
Help, powergaming is contagious
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How do you know if you are robust?
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Is revs just a better monkey mode?
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>>184016714
You shouldn't resist the call of the powergayman
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I feel like I understand the controls and interactions well enough now. Should I keep playing assistant and try to assist departments, or move onto another role (janitor?)
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hol up
what if we
listen
instead of borgs
ROBOT GIRLS
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>>184016842
you know i never thought about it like that but yeah, pretty much
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>>184016814
When you are the Cult's sacrifice target and 3 well-armed Cultists are coming for you
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>>184016894
just make the robot girl skin for the borgs and have it never be merged because you're not part of the metaclub
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Replace thermal with xray on head borer.
The cost-intensive thermal view is a joke and useless
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>join sapporo school
>banned
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>>184017281
>being mustardtiger
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the problem with the "sapporo school" idea is that there will never be any real classes.
People who are qualified to hold real classes aren't playing this game
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>>184017198
>thermal
if only, it's nightvision
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>>184017281
>join our discord
>start to shitpost
>get banned for shitposting

if you want to appeal post your discord name here and why you should be unbanned. you need a GLOWING voucher from 1 other discord server.
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Security for sapporo school 13 should be either the moral or discipline committee.
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>>184016887
Cargo tech is also a good job for newbies too.
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>be assistant
>go around, help the bartender out at making a brand new bar
>faff about, finding some fun, radstorm and strike up some conversation with a cargo tech that wanted to know Tide
>start lesson, bawka jumps in, says he wants to see it too
>pricks both of us, conversion, welcome to the cult
>do lesson as usual, bawka eventualy goes and gives us books when I finish the lesson, go about and try to make talismans
>get found out by >>184016714 , shittalked for days by narsie
>nobody really cares, nobody goes and hunts me down, patrol maint and fuck about
>go to south maint, had a roach cubby and knew by the sound two people were there squashing roaches, talisman one, pull em aside and convert, other is cap, run away and get captured
>for the next 15 tp 30 minutes, do nothing but sweet talk the captain into being a cultist
>he finally snaps as he realizes NT doesnt even give a crap about the slaughter or the cult, they were too busy wanking off and having a dinner party
>starts considering it for good, after a lot of fuckery and bluespace, I wake up in surgery with the captain and I have to remove his implant
>convert, recall, go to xenobio
>summon the cap, Narsie declares me redeemed by my massive charisma as I managed to convert the cap
>finaly summon nar sie, get destroyed by heat maybe and then fly off into NT as a ghost

Rounds like these remind me why I love cult and ss13 as a whole. Bless you lads.
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>>184017198
It's just night vision, not even thermal. It's terribly overpriced.
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reminder thread splitting is illegal on 4chan/vg/ and if done too much will cause our general to be deleted by mods forever.
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>>184017525
delete this you autist. no duplicate generals
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>>184017525
chill anon, this meme will be dead in 2 days
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>>184017493
Detective here. I knew when the cap went to medbay he was fucked. I tried to follow him in as backup but he locked me out of medbay for some reason so I said fuck it, well he's dead, and left.
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>>184017525
>doesn't even link to the last thread

please don't make new threads anymore
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memes aside, keep schoolstation off the general, there's a discord for it now so there's no reason to derail the thread with it.
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>>184018028
It's going to be a space station 13 server.

This is the space station 13 general, not the /vg/station13 general.

sapporo school 13 is space station 13
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WHERE DO I FIND SS13 GREENTEXT?
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>>184017880
Keep it that way if you want to keep playing on this server
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>>184017493
>>184017892
>Go do headswap surgery on a head someone brought in
>See captain getting his implant removed by the guy I called out before as a cultist in overflow
>Feel all hope drain from my body as I leave to clone the body
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>sapporo needs coders
>dragonbro recently quit /vg/

somebody call up dragon, ive got a project he'll love.
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>>184018028
>there's a discrod so there doesn't need to be a discussion

So why don't you stick to your old, tired, meme-filled ss13 one then?
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>paramed.. okay this might be an okay round... wait a minute that green squid....
>do research, then wander around looking for people to convert, get a braindead.
>see whatshisname and other guy talking ghetto chem. unsheathe my injectors on both of em and convert em
>go get tomes for em in space, BLOB SHOVER, from the south, get leg fucked up by it
>meanwhile mechanic's dumb cult base gets found... shit
>unsheathe injector on CE as they fiddle around with some assistant
>CARP
>okay I'll kill it real ez with my tome
>wait I need to ham intent it
>wait it still doesn't work... dead with tome on body
>get found by borgs, abused by mediborg who thinks stripping in a zas zone is a good idea, eventually revived
>sec apparently demoralized to the point where they don't care much
>wander around, cult has finally gotten up and running while I was under getting surgeries on
>some shit with the chef's PDA, I don't even know or care at that point
>okay lets help convert cargo
>lolimplaned
>get robusted as reinforcements run in
>but I just got the message that it's summoning time
>cult manages to summon in xenobio, even the chef contributes since he hasn't been caught yet

thanks for unbeefing the situation after I seriously beefed it(twice) other cultists
I really should turn this mode off, I hate having to worry about fucking up the round for other people
>>
>>184018521
And yet you were the best out of the roundstart cultists that I saw.
>>
>>184018521
You said you would be honest with me when I asked you if you were a cultist. Why are you such a liar?
>>
All rise for our National Anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29FFHC2D12Q
/sapporo13/
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>>184018934

Me and my borer were planning to renounce narsie and join jesus but he bailed at some point and he really was the one thing keeping me from turning completely to darkness
>>
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=37&p=20875&sid=94957598d91828c7596652acbeacee9d#p20875

Nuke confirmed manslaughter will become a briggable offence. /vg/ is saved.
NUKE EM NUKE
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>>184019819
That doesn't make sense. Manslaughter only counts because of intent. The intent for the chaplain was to kill and he readily admits it.
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>>184019819
>manslaughter
>muffled noise of shitcurities giggling with glee as they have another tool to arrest people who dindu
>>
/sapparo13/

What codebase should the server run? Bay has been suggested but /vg/ codebase would also make sense. Hippie?

Make your suggestion and why
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>>184020661
Keep your shitty discussion in your containment discord
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>>184021189
>only discuss ideas in the discord
>no advertisement outside of the discord
>the idea dies within days
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>>184021619
GOOD
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>>184021619
its already gonna die within days genius
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>>184020661
vg runs the best, Bay goes so slow you can do anything and its unoptimized, same with TG, Hippie would be meh, you don't need most systems like atmos so you want good performance above all else, anything like cat ears or other stupid shit can be stolen from other codebases.
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>>184021697
>bay
>gut out the atmos system
>smallish map
>runs well
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>>184021697
Bay is unoptimized now?
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>>184021697
bay is slower because it's not TTT like VGstation, not because it's unoptimized, it's supposed to be like that
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>>184021813
It doesn't work like that and you guys probably have no idea how to code, so you could probably not even be able to make movement in baycode half decent or code the same way they do, and the most important thing, you would get much much more trouble going to the bay github and asking their dumbfuck coders than if you used vg code and actually asked for coding advice from the ivory tower.

But sure, go for baycode, the worst, laggiest, most unoptimized piece of shit known to man.
>>184021971
Always has been
>>184022075
Movement is heavily reduced and I know why it is, but its also unoptimized and a bad codebase to branch off from nowadays.
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>>184022226
Why would you need the fastest code for a server mostly for roleplaying and very little combat?
Bay has more features that work for sapporo
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>>184022427
Again, it runs the best and if its movement speed you need, you can change vg code speed easy, alongside having better coders in advising how to code it all, how it works, how to troubleshoot, known issues, glitches, so on. But sure, ignore me and get Baycode for your failure of a project since I know you don't have any coders.
>>
>plan out sapporo with us hardcore /vg/ folk
>once it's fully planned start to advertise it in other places
>idiots come and code it for us

genius plan or super genius plan?
>>
Baycode better than /dead/code
>>
>>184022986
>>184022986
Baycode is as dead as our own code, truly.
>>
>>184022904
>advertise it other places before it even becomes a thing
>have shitters right from the get-go
great plan
>>
>>184023328
But at least it has antag datums.
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>>184004905
You did it
You took the final step
This general is now one of the countless other anime generals
Waifu now has another meaning
The contract is sealed
>>
>sapporo will dead in a day
>sapporo has no coders
>sapporo is a meme
>sapporo will never happen

they laugh at us now anons but when it's complete they'll be first to beg to join. they'll come crawling, wanting to play our gem like it's TT-/vg/. we will be laughing then when we ban them and post what fun we're having and they sit crying in their containment discord.

/ss13g/ will soon be sapporo school 13 general, /vg/ station will be a meme best remembered as "hippie 2" home of the neets and losers, real players that work their 9-5 at the oil refinery will come home and load up sapporo for a few hours of quality roleplay.
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>>184023646

>Implying anyone but neets want to pretend to be japanese high schoolers
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>lone sec
>grab spare, promote mime to HoP
>find rune in maint
>CHAPLAIN FUCKING SPACES HIMSELF ABOUT 10 SECONDS BEFORE I REACH HIM
>assistant turned sec appears and we implant the QM
>get shot going to implant mime
>cloned
>get doorshocked then crushed going to get glubbs
>coworker sleepers me after I get crushed again
>AI fucking soporifics me despite cutting the cam
>eventually he gets the shuttle called and I wake up
>detective dies in maint, we killed at brig
>doorcrushed again
>william didnt leave the console logged out, shuttle recalled
>they wipe out the last resistance and call it
>tfw failed fucking everybody

most assblasted i have been in a while desu
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>>184023564
you know you're on a taiwanese basket weaving board, right?
>>
reminder that allowing other people to change your laws is human harm
>>
>>184023779
>What is /vg/
>>
>>184023827

>>184023646


>/ss13g/ will soon be sapporo school 13 general, /vg/ station will be a meme best remembered as "hippie 2" home of the neets and losers

If you're anything to go by it should be a special needs school
>>
Sapporo is currently at 0% completion
Check back in a week and we will be 1000x closer to completion. We are that dedicated.
>>
>>184023790
>officers stumbles on my rune
>dedicate my time to ruining securities life after converting my coworkers
>hear mime is busted and placed in solitary
>get a spare space suit and breach from space to bust him out
>end up killing an officer, detective and the HoP

whew i had this constant anxiety that i'd ruin the cult round for everyone else, glad it turned out the otherway.
>>
>>184023819
>Adding law "4. AI is pretty cool" is human harm
I'd like to see you prove I wasn't only going to upload that, you potent hams shitter.
>>
Really can't catch a break as sec vs cult. The chaplain always commits suicide or gets gassed.
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>>184024048
1000x0=0
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>>184024175
>>
>>184023790
You got crushed by doors like four times.
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>>184024171
You don the murderbone gear (ablative+shield+eguns) and execute any Cultists you find if you have no holy water.
Optionally use the Chaplain's starting water and some implants to implant the QM and Medbay
>>
>>184023779
>Implying anyone but neets want to pretend to be spacemen on a space station
>>
>>184024171
Sometimes faxing centcomm for a Discount Dan's chaplain works.
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>>184024145
This would be solved if the AI saw the law you wanted to upload and changing laws required AI's consent.
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reminder for sillycone shitters
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>>184007770
>Lifeweb is
>not in space
>not a station
but it is
>>
>>184024619
>Subverted/purged AI can now just deny all further law changes
>Even making a maintenance upload wont work anymore
Think about what you are suggesting, mate
>>
>>184007770
Everything is in space
>>
>>184024781
>playing silicone
>captain announces they want to execute a prisoner
>rush to perma and protect the prisoner
>security gets all butthurt when I don't leave despite them asking to
NIGGA YOU JUST ANNOUNCED YOU WERE GONNA KILL THE GUY
>>
>banned from every server for "griefing"
stay mad rp nerds
>>
>>184025545
(You)
>>
>>184025545
Why?
>>
>>184024856
>Forcefully uploading a law requires either RD, CE or Captain access
>Otherwise it requires AI approval

Probably wouldn't work either, but it's fun to speculate in how to make some ideas work.
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ALMOST HAD EM
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today is my second day in space station 13
I am already banned
Well then, to the trash it goes
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>>184027169
But anon, there aren't any new bans
>>
>>184027169
If you've been banned already you probably didn't read the rules
>>
why did the server berak
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I broke the server.

Fear me.
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>>184027169
>>
who hosts aurorastation?
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>>184027548
some dude named skull i think
>>
>>184027169
ckey?
>>
>>184027629
what is aurorastation?
>>
>>184027169
>second day
>already banned
If you can't follow the rules, we don't want you here. This isn't TTT.
>>
>>184027169
You seriously have to be a retard to get banned that fast.
What server?
>>
>>184026136
If we wouldn't let someone roll captain and modify Asimov with that every round I can't imagine it going through as a coded change.
>>
>>184027932
i injected a random person with a syringe with the geneticist
>>
>>184027926
>This isn't TTT.
What?
>>
>>184028346
What server? Bans here are public so not /vg/.
>>
>>184028589
aurorastation friendo
>>
>>184027913
an hrp server. it goes unlisted on the weekends. runs baycode. thats about it.
>>
>>184028775
well there's your mistake
>>
>RFultra ban appeal being ignored
>>
holy dammit, i just connected to your server and it's fucking amaizing, theres next to no lag
>>
>>184028775
>plays on an hrp server
>injects random people with syringes

great going
>>
>>184029031
It was in the name of science anon
>>
>>184029135
not in the name of high rp.

also if you come to /vg/ i'll warn you that'll probably get you a ban here also.
>>
>>184028981
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules
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>>184029241
>playing with even more autists
no thank you, i'm done
>>
>>184029487
they can complain to admins which isn't breaking anything
>>
I thought of trying a high rp server because i'm an autist, but i don't wanna learn some other servers' map.
What do
>>
/sapporo/

>play a male static with long hair
>school jock bully calls you a faggot
>you are antag that round
>follow him to the boy's toilets
>pin him to the wall and suck his dick
>record it on your flip-phone
>send the recording to everyone in school

>laugh and call him the faggot now

ANTAGONISED
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>>184029487
>ahelps are bound by IC rules
Brain problems?
>>
>>184029607
a lot of hrp servers still run box. also why wouldn't you want to learn a new map? it'd be fun
>>
>>184029739
It'd be embarassing to get lost in a high rp situation
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>>184029607
Just do it, Anon. Try out Urist or Polaris or hell, try out Bay and see if their Torch shit is appealing yet.
>>184029817
>it'd be embarassing to get lost
But you could literally just pass it off as it being your first shift, anon. You don't gotta do everything tippy top tier efficiently or know everything if you're playing HRP.
>>
>>184029817
RP being a new transfer then.
>>
>>184029817
Roleplay that it's your first day on the job, retard
>>
>>184029817
lifeweb solves this matter nicely, with child roles
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>>184029817
roleplay and ask someone to show you around.
>>
>>184029972
But what if I ask for directions and somebody rapes me?
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>>184030330
then you asked a wrong person in a wrong place

play a squire and carry a dagger
>>
how play lifeweb
>>
>finally find an interesting mechanic project
>shitgineer accidentally singlooses

why
>>
>>184030574
How do I kill people with a dagger if they're better at combat than me?
>>
>>184030939
you pay ivan ivanovsky 15 dollars
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>>184030989
Because fun is forbidden
>>
Is this SS13 spinoff general now? Cuz I'm an ideas guy and I want sprites for my Wild West SS13 spinoff
>>
>>184030989
Can't get engineer banned for accidentally singuloosing as a changeling, unfortunately.
>>
>>184031346
it's not
>>
>>184031125
target stomach and just leftclick

if your dagger is iron or higher, you just killed someone in lifeweb

>>184030939
join their discord first
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>>184031346
Pass the whiskey
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>>184031346
>Wild West
BAD
>Wild Wild West
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zXKtfKnfT8
I'd play the shit out of it.
>>
haha accidetly singulooose! xD
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>>184031492
>join discord
how
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>>184031519
No.
>>
how do i have fun at science on extended
>end research
>make a good bomb mix
>someone else took care of slimes and there's at least 2+ people on xenoarch
>gift people stuff because shitton of materials
>now got nothing to do and i have to wait for someone to ring the bell so i can walk up and make them something
>>
>ss13 but in a japanese highschool
>ss13 but in the wild west
>ss13 but in space
>ss13 but underwater
>ss13 but steampunk
>ss13 but it's a disney universe
>ss13 but its anime
>ss13 but it's in a fallout vault
>ss13 but its game of thrones

Which of these would you play?
>>
>>184031798
https://discord.gg/Z88pqTp
>>
>>184031862
>no
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
>no
>no
>yes
>>
>>184031841
set up back up comms and medical
>>
BOY YOU GONNA WIND UP DEAD
>not going dual revolvers on cm
>>
>>184031862
>ss13 but in space
>ss13 but underwater
>ss13 but its game of thrones

but i already do play them, its called lifeweb
>>
We're turning into TG with Dictator admins.

Remember, Sawbones for Headmin.
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>>184031862
>once or twice
>nah
>m8 pls
>yes
>meh
>fuck no
>depends on the anime
>eeeeeh
>dunno
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>>184031519
>>184031809
Now look at these rowdy folk, ya'll causing trouble in my town ya hear? ah don't like yah attitude. DRAW
*gives the okay hand symbol*
>>
guys
spess station 13
but instead of spess
it's in gulag
>>
>>184032149
I just woke up, what's the latest drama?
>>
>>184031862
SS13 but it's Metro 2033
>>
Quick! Create some traitor items!
>>
>>184032272
lifeweb
>>
>>184031841
Build a crew monitoring console and telesci the dead and wounded. If there's no one to telesci at the time you can set up a backup cloner and cryo in science.
>>
>>184032294
Pain bans guy for no reason, Sawbones stands up, other admins jump on Sawbones for revealing how shitty the admins are.

Nuke Admits to banning people for no reason.
>>
>>184032403
>>184031841
build a crew monitoring console and deliver pizza via teleport and sit back as they freak out on comms
>>
>>184032294
Saronsen gibbed everyone in a round because an antag said over comms that space law timers do stack. He then spawned 1000 monkeys.

Nuke said "trialmins make mistakes, its ok"
>>
>>184032334
I'd love one that makes the station pets attack players, or lets you control one to do it. Who would ever side with someone if Ian attacked him?
>>
>>184031841
You could use telescience to hunt for vaults
>>
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator

Make your static in rinmaru!
>>
tfw no male ponytails
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>>184032559
you forgot this image friend
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>>184033115
I never understood the quote in that episode, what lies, what truth? Why is naoto such a child, why dont i get a ninamori gf.

Why no ipcs in ss13 (space not school)?
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>>184033447
other servers have ipcs
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>>184033532
yeah, /vg/ has skeletons, burning skeletons and meme birds but not ipcs.
>>
>>184033659
something about our life code is the reason we cant port them iirc. also we dont have skeletons anymore, only as a genetic power
>>
>>184032310
>aftermath station
>Box, but the corridors are permanently irradiated
>Engineering is ground zero of a R-UST gone nuclear, kicking off bolts of electricity, exuding evil-looking particulates, etc.
>ghetto alternatives of station departments (Kitchen is serving gruel, botany's in its element, engineering is just making sure welder-fuel engines are properly maintained)
>Limited amount of radsuits, ghetto radsuits are constructed out of plasteel mesh
>Every so often, have to go into the main station to find materials that are otherwise not acquirable in maint
>Encounters with the irradiated, mutated pets gone awry (Genetics monkeys have become a tribe of beastial primates. Ian has become a blob-like entity. Sasha has their own hunting pack, etc.)
>Aim of the map: Scrounge for one of the head IDs (Chief Engineers ID is deep within the engineering department at ground zero. HoP ID is with his mummified corpse in the Ian-blob. CMO ID is on a necklace being worn by the chieftain of the Medica tribe, etc.)
>>
>>184033781
I don't think it's that we CAN'T port them, it just wouldn't be easy.
Our human life code is not currently designed to handle non-organic races. The support for it would have to be added in.
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>>184033781
>ipcs on /vg/ neva eva
>>
>>184032294
Solarius has finally been permabanned from /vg/ after shitposting on the thread for days
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>>184033008
I pretty much play miner only lately
>>
>>184034126
sandy?
>>
>>184034076
>permabanned from security
>Donnager
FTFY
>>
>>184034183
unless i've rolled that name once, nope
>>
>>184034239
donnager = solarious
>>
>go afk
>come back and shuttle docked with station
what even happened
>>
>>184034341
Solarious = Donnager = 2hotdogs
>>
>>184034367
borg cucked the ops by putting the disk in the ai core and ops fluked hard
>>
>>184032334
Reposting an idea of mine from a few threads back:
>Fiber wire
>Works like a more robust version of the reinforced grab's strangle
>Deals quick oxygen damage
>Disables the usage of comms or at the very least makes your speech stuttered
>Only works if your target's back is to you

A more creative version of this could be something like
>Professional's gloves
>A set of cool black leather gloves
>Functions the same as the fiber wire mechanically, except you take people into a choke hold
>Maybe if you choke them hard enough you could break their necks

I'm not very good at balancing so they would have to be adjusted quite heavily I imagine.
>>
>>184034367
The chef happened
>>
>>184034464
Code them and make them spawn with the bundle that gives you a suit and a silenced pistol and you've got a deal.
>>
>>184034438
>borgs metagamed
Really
made
me
think
>>
>>184018296
dragonbro's dead

Really, really dead
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>>184033008
Am I gay for liking stupid anime dressup games?
>>
>>184034579
ops were confirmed because they were in space but failed to breach det office properly
>>
>>184034579
>Ops reveal themselves
>AI puts the disk in the most secure location on station
>This is somehow metagaming
>>
>>184034579
It would be metagaming if they did it before the ops were outed.
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>>184033008
I haven't done it since I switched department, so sure.
>>
>>184034682
I'm not sure what that one Op was thinking. He blasted the det's office and went all the way around towards the holodeck after making the hole. Of course the AI quickly snapped to the new breach location and saw a drooling fluker holding an empty RPG tube.
I mean the detective's office WAS breached. We could've just walked in and emagged the rest of the way if we wanted to go through the detective office but I'm not sure why you would want to. Probably thought we needed the vault nuke.

If only we went with plan A.
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>>184035032
>Hear an explosion
>Check the alarms, detective office breached somehow
>Snap over expecting some greyshit that welderbombed in that I'll probably need to arive
>End up seeing an op just standing around in space
What even was plan B?
>>
>>184033447
>>184033659
Because they suck. An unbound robot but with a tv instead of a head.
Come up with something original instead.
>>
>>184035214
Daleks.
>>
>>184035159
Going loud.

Plan A was just letting one op go in, nab the disk, then teleport out.
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>>184034773
>smoker

That's unhealthy! And your voice is going to sound like, really grave
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>>184035159
>ops
>having a plan B
>>
>>184035501
>not smoking
Not HIM, but smoking is probably endemic to spessmen so they can deal with the stress of being surrounded by idiots who die all the time.
Smoking is good for you if the alternative is murdering everyone in your vicinity.
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rip
>>
https://nanotrasen.se/wiki/index.php/Art_Storage
>obsolete
THOSE FUCKING FURRY BASTARDS HOW COULD THEY?
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THEYRE TURNING ON EACH OTHER

IS SARONSEN /OURGUY/?
>>
>OOC: Mustardtiger: >extended
so what do we do now?
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>>184033008
did what I could, dionas are hard to make
>>
>>184035872
i think because they have a art vendor instead of a room for it or some shit
>>
>>184035932
>hair
>>
>>184035817
>>184035902
wtf i love saronsen now
>>
>>184036008
no blooming flowers option ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>
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>>184035817
>>184035902
>>184035918
>>
>>184034412
That would explain a lot
Mainly how a single person could emit such an ungodly amount of autism
>>
>>184034412
Solarious = Donnager = 2hotdogs = Nuklear, my friend and yours too.

Why do you think nuke never banned 2hotdogs' alts? Or that he defended donnager in the ban appeal?
>>
>>184035575
Plan A: I'll get the disk myself
Plan B: I won't die but hypothetically if I did, you guys could go blow up medbay or something
if you are robust this is your best option
the hard part is selling it
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2hotdogs = you and everyone
2hotdogs is all of us
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>>184033008
the color palette is so fucking garbage in this
>>
When is the next nations round?
>>
Someone post the honky honk paint picture
>>
>>184035501
Her lungs are already fucked and it helps distract her from the pain.
>>
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>>184033008
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>>184036927
this one?
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>>184037317
yes, thanks anon
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>>184034670
fuck off wesker
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>>184037317
>tfw everyone thinks this is a shitty ms paint drawing
They dont see the details
>chaplain different in every panel to show his ever changing situation
>detective's body is blocky like a robot to show how they applied space law robotically and lacking human empathy
>honky wonky doesn't change, showing him being unaffected by the justice system and taking a life in general as he's insane
>the cell bars are all different widths showing the uneven application of spacelaw being used in this brig by the security team
>cross isn't visible in the panel of chaplain being murdered showing him being abandoned by his gods.
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>>184037317
I like this comic, except ACTUALLY honky never stabbed the chap, he disconnected. Otherwise, it is accurate.
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>>184038228
the tilde is inaccurate. no tilde was used in this situation
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>>184038350
tildes make me feel warm inside, i need help
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https://pastebin.com/KZF5kCxF
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>>184039495
HNNNNGGGGG
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>>184039495
I've kept that open since it was posted and jerked off to it a few times
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>>184039495
10/10 degeneracy would fill man ban quota with them again
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>>184039495
>they still haven't appealed
probably killed themselves
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>>184039495
They need to hurry up and appeal already.
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>>184039495
>[15:43:43]WHISPER: Rashaja/(Kaylie Hunter) (Research and Development - 223,260,1): This chair's gonna need cleaning soon.
girls are disgusting
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>>184040038
silly anon, she was eating a hamburger and some sauce dripped on the chair
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Let's learn more about your statics!

>Do they have any disabilities or prosthetics? How did they get them?
>Do they like silicons and artificial intelligence? Why?
>What cyborg model do they think look the nicest?
>What lawset do they think an AI should be on?
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>>184040602
let's not do that today
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Honestly plasmemes should be just like skeletons. Fuck them and their resistance to lasers
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CUH-RAZY
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>>184040602
>no
>hates them, her father worked the mines until the day it took his life. if robots were working the mines instead he'd be alive
>a dead one
>deactivated, robots should not be intelligent, they should be dumb worker drones used for mindless dumb labour. if they start to think they wont do dumb labour anymore
>>
>tfw i keep missing Jean
i'll be in the mass driver
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>>184040602
>too many to count, in horrible ways
>they love them! they want to marry them!
>default mediborg
>NT default
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>>184040602
>Missing her right arm and (if HUD Eyepatches were a thing) her right eye after taking some shrapnel while in the blast radius of a bomb
>She likes AIs and borgs, even after if they were subverted - they're just following their laws, after all. Also, thinks MoMMIs are cute.
>She really likes the Securitron model for some reason - it just looks friendly!
>Thinks the AI is best set to NTD in most situations, and Robocop in Code Red circumstances. Wishes P.A.L.A.D.I.N could be used, but is aware of how dangerous giving silicons ambiguous morality is.
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>>184041103
>>hates them, her father worked the mines until the day it took his life. if robots were working the mines instead he'd be alive
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>>184040602
>Do they have any disabilities or prosthetics? How did they get them?
She earned her prosthetic left arm from working at Nanotrasen. She lost her arm at 15, trespassing a recycling facility with her best friend. They had to climb over a somewhat rusty barbed wire fence to get in, and she cut herself on it on the way out. The wound was small but infected, however being the stupid girl she was she hid it from her parents. It was a flesh eating bacteria and the arm required amputation.
>Do they like silicons and artificial intelligence? Why?
She loves hardware and the intricacies of the software behind them allowing them to make human like judgments under machine-like constraints.
>What cyborg model do they think look the nicest?
Advanced medical borg. Wishes an entire "Advanced Series" existed.
>What lawset do they think an AI should be on?
She prefers NT default because it gives rights to non-human crew hands and allows the station hardware to defend itself from hostiles.

She doesn't remember any of this because chronic cloning memory disorder completely consumed her distant past with no hope of recovery.
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>>184040602
>robot right hand and cyber-eyes, lost the hand by getting it caught in an airlock while trying to sneak a smoke break by hiding in an exterior airlock, lost the eyes from a plasma fire that he accidentally started because he had a lit smoke when the AI blasmaflooded
>doesn't really care one way or another, but knows better than to trust them not to kill him if they get the chance
>Marina Mediborg, since they make his job easier when they aren't polysmoking everyone to death
>Asimov, Space is for humans not ayys, remove ayy from premises
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>>184040602
>in the age of monkey humans, paying for shitty metal limbs is dumb as fuck
>yes to AIs, no to borgs, never trust the brains of dead crew shoved into shells and used for processing power
>a blown one
>assistantmov
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>>184042147
is it good or bad that i knew who you were from the first spoiler and not the last?
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>>184042463
It's fucking terrible and you should honestly and legitimately kill yourself. I honestly don't remember telling too many players that, but if you're one of them, then I appreciates ya.
>>
Let's learn more about your statics!

>Where are they from?
>Do they trust station security?
>Are they religious? What religion?
>Single?
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>>184040602
>I also have purple eyes and scars across both my eyes which are form a battle with my dad also i have his two huge swords on my back that he gave to me when i killed him and a big gun on my hip no wait two guns they belonged to a fire god who is also my stepdad and also
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>>184042830
>Earth
>A little but usually they stay at arms length
>Christian
>Like everyone else here
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Let's learn more about your statics!

>What are they sexually attracted to?
>Are they dominant or submissive in bed?
>What's their story of losing their viriginity?
>How often do they masturbate?
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>>184042830
>where are they from
Dinky middle of nowhere mining planet on the outer rim of the solar system.
>do they trust station security
Not unless he knows them personally and knows that they're not retarded.
>are they religious
Orthodox Christian in front of his parents and the Chaplain, secretly joined the ever-burgeoning cult of the Murdercube and is waiting for the day Nex Alea blesses the station with it's spirit.
>Single
Does having a steady "you pay me I fuck you" relationship with a hooker count as having a girlfriend?
>>
Why isn't this a thing?
https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Holoparasite
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>>184043112
Men
Submissive
Double penetrated in maint at space academy (not rape)
4-5 times a day depending on other encounters
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>>184042830
>They're from Earth - Canada, specifically!
>Yes, because they ARE station security.
>Not religious.
>In a relationship/married to (depending on whether she's a Sec officer or the Head of Security) her qt android boi lover. (Less cyborgs, more IPC without the TV head)
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>>184043112
>Bisexual - men and women are both fine with her!
>VERY dominant, but more of a sweet, cuddly kind of dominance.
>Some dope back in highschool that she barely remembers.
>Like maybe once every few days.
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>>184043437
>canada
>not religious
>sec
>qt android boi lover
Shit celt, didnt know you came back, how have you been you potato nigger.
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>>184040602
>Near sighted, robotic left arm and left leg due to being caught in a plasma fire early in their career. Still has some pretty vile scars on the left half of her torso.
>She's fascinated by them and has a degree in mechatronics. She'd love to see them one day be integrated into society and viewed as equals.
>Arachne Mediborg
>Crewsimov, NT Default or purged

>>184042984
>Nova Atlantis, Tiamat
>Yes, they're there to keep them safe after all, and there's a lot of things in space that aren't quite so friendly
>Not at all
>Yes

>>184043112
>Mostly women, but love is love, even if it's silicon
>Switch
>Cute college girl
>Like once every 3-4 days?
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d-does anyone want some med/sec/employment record templates i filched off of the polaris forums?
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>>184043237
WHY ISN'T THIS A THING
ANSWER MEEEEE
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>>184043759
>Celt
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>>184040602
I just want to be a useless shit

literally have all antag roles disabled because I don't feel like it
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>>184042830
>Where are they from?
Depends on who I'm roleplaying with;
some people's head cannons are that the earth is long dead, If that's the case, I tell them I'm a moon colonist. If they say otherwise I say New York City

>Do they trust station security?
She trusts station security because she trusts all humans and greys until they've proven unworthy of trust.
>Are they religious? What religion?
She is not religious, but will lie to entertain chaplains.
>Single?
Had an "it's complicated" relationship with another crew hand from a different department. her "husbando" died one day and never cloned.

>>184043112
>What are they sexually attracted to?
Mostly human or grey men experiences guilt otherwise
>Are they dominant or submissive in bed?
Switch; if you don't take lead, she will
>What's their story of losing their viriginity?
She doesn't want to talk about it. She was another score for a virgin hunter, convinced she'd have love for sex.
>How often do they masturbate?
Infrequently, masturbating reminds her how hard it's been for her to get laid.
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>>184044086
port it yourself, adachi
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>>184044086
>>184043237
>Borers but stronger
>Same waifus get there metabudies to go holoparasite to powergame
No thanks
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>>184044276
make it take away all your telecrystals
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>>184043237
>>184044086
>Not holographic
>Not parasitic
>Overall a shitty attempt at JOJO REFERENCE XD
It's shit.
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>>184043112
>attracted to
Anything that isn't a child, old and saggy, retarded, or has disgusting hygiene, or a catbeast.
>dom or sub
Dom.
>losing virginity
Lost it off of a hooker for 50 Credits/thalers in a dingey alley on a backwater rest stop station when he was 19.
>masturbate
Once a week if he doesn't get any.
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>>184044680
but anon, it's
dare i say
fun
>>
>>184043112
>>184044193
>asexual
>irrelevant
>doesn't have a gender
>never
kys cuck
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>>184040602
>Artificial liver due to liver failure, artificial kidney due to gunshot wound
>Only when they work for her.
>They all look the same
>Asimov because it means nobody fucked with it

>>184042830
>Planet sized megacity
>Absolutely not.
>Former Christian, lost her faith a long time ago.
>Yes.
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>>184045060
am I a degenerate if I go to citadel to release my sexual urges and then come back here when I want to play the game?
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>>184045276
Yeah probably.

Do what you will, man. I don't care.
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>>184045276
no, that's what everyone does
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>>184045276
That's really the best thing you can do for the server.
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>>184045276
I don't care if you go to citadel
Just don't bring that shit over here
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>>184045276
Does it really matter? As long as you don't do it on /vg/, then who cares if you're a degenerate in your off time?
Stop drinking the Reddit koolaid, it's okay to do gross stuff. Just don't wave it around in front of everyone like you're at a pride parade. Pride parades are stupid and so are the people who participate.
t. Literal faggot.
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>>184045365
>>184045426
>>184045474
>>184045578
>>184045890
Thanks anons.
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http://wheeldecide.com/index.php?c1=medical&c2=science&c3=cargo%2Fminer&c4=security&c5=civilian&c6=erp+instead&c7=engineering&c8=heads&c9=service&c10=borgs%2Fai&time=5
Roll a department and play it next round!
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>>184046257
>next round
This round has lasted for fucking ever
>>
Honky Wonky got unbanned? When?
I don't see any ban appeals for him except the one Mustard closed.
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>>184046434

Handled in discord :^)
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>>184046434
Handled over Byond pager, their Russian email address wasn't accepted on the forum. They've copped another 3 day ban though.
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>>184039495
Thats nothing
Albeit in a different game I had the pleasure to see someone argue that they were forced to ERP against their will
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>>184046918
I see you FREELY mentioned that.
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>>184046201
where is that picture originally from?
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>>184042830
>>184043112
Fuck off with this fruity shit.
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>>184047452
No
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>>184040602
>Mute, right hand is prosthetic. Packs a hell of a punch though.
>Don't care as long as they aren't loud, messy or show any disdain towards humans. Will fight any silicon that thinks it's superior to humans.
>Non-humanoid janitor, good for being clean
>Hogan
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Would it be a bad idea to put double the ingredients in the microwave to make two food items?

Like 2 eggs 2 salt 2 pepper will make two fried eggs.
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>>184045276
Is it bad that I don't want to ERP
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>>184047452
I was trying to shitpost but people took it seriously
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>>184043352
Impractical degeneracy
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>>184047674
Yes. Stop shitting the thread up with your silly assed questionnaires.
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>>184048121
What do you think would happen?
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>>184047730
Might be recipe conflicts. Otherwise it's just ap ure when you code and test it isssue. other servers give you double food with upgraded parts for example
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>people actually voting bagel
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remember to kill yourselves crew, and save yourself from an endless shift of torment
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>>184048121
>shitpost
But I like answering questions about my snowflake.
>>
>Engineering
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>>184048643
Everyone does, anon. No one wants to write three pages of backstory and then NOT blab about it at every opportunity
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>>184042830
>Where are they from?
Earth, after a few years of med school in Helsinki
>Do they trust station security?
Security has a tendency to brutally beat prisoners, which on one hand gives her more to do but on the other leads to avoidable suffering.
>Are they religious?
Not particularly, but knows ghosts are real and talks to them even if they don't talk back
>Single?
Married to the job
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>>184048669
>QM managed to make cargo off the grid and with an isolated atmos system on his own with no engineering tool or access
>Engineering fuck up their own engine
>>
Remember when characters were characters and not just avatars for shittery?
Yeah
me neither
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>>184048625
What's wrong with bagel?
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>>184048809
But we can change that, anon!
Just do things that make you happy! Maake others happy! Roleplay! Try and play as a normal person instead of an all-seeking validzhunter 9000!
thats what i do anyways...
>>
the game would be unironically better if vg was mid-rp instead of low/light/whatever to be honest
It'd root out all the shitters while not making it too autistic
>>
>Escaping deff perma twice
At least the Hypospray, their objective, was still in evidence
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>>184048960
>enforced RP
Naw
/vg/ is medium compared to Hippie and TG. All the people who saay we're low-RP are immigrants who need to be deported.
The problem with /vg/ isn't with the rules, it's with the fact that we haven't built a wall to keep the powergayming validhunters out. If we stopped accepting immigrants from anywhere except "respectable" high-med RP servers, then we wouldn't have this problem.
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>>184048960
The shitters we have now wouldn't leave. That's why med-rp week failed in the past.
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>>184048920
I try, but when other people don't it kinda kills it
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>>184048902
It raped Avada's mother, giving her autism
>>
I haven't played SS13 for a long while now, but when I did, I used to play on /tg/. What's their deal now, why are they just TG now? Sounds like a bunch of shit went down. I'll probably go check out this serv soon, I guess, but I'm just curious.
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>>184048960
The difference between low and med RP is greater than med and high
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>>184032334
Always-disarm gloves
Holoprojector (item can scan a mob or object and once dropped appears to be that mob or object, perfect for replacing someone or something you don't want the crew to notice is gone, like the captain's jumpsuit or station blueprints)
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>>184049603
>aare they just TG now
Yes. They're basically /r/TG at this point, there's no point going there. It's nothing except endless validhunting, powergaming, and metacliquing that makes /vg/ look like Baystation.
The "new" /tg/ station is D20.
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>>184049785
the latter sounds cool
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>>184049798
That's definitely not where I expected /tg/ to go. What the fuck. Thanks for the info.
>>
can someone post that macro image please?
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>>184048807
>>184048669
I maintained engineering basically solo for 2 hours and then went braindead after that for dinner

What happened? How do you fuck up an SME that's already preset and functional?
>>
I refuse to believe any of you actually picked this game up for the strained, admin enforced roleplaying that goes on maybe 15% of the time. I cannot fucking fathom it. And yes that's reflected by how most of you play the game. You just fall back on it when it gives you some kind of advantage.
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>>184048960
>mid rp
>wanting to have everyone restricted in game knowledge for the sake of personal immersions when half of the games fun is the lack of class restriction and whacky shit you can do in light—med
>wanting to enforce a higher level of rp when you can just RP whatever level you want and ban request any real shitter

I keep seeing the MAKE VG A MED RP server posts and id like to remind people the only way they are kept like that in places like CM are autistic kid admins that grudge marines/players in general for doing even slightly fun stuff but when it comes to their metabuddies, its all good.

You want to fix /vg/, go ban request people who deserve it, report mass shittery, anything, the anwer isnt forcing higher rp, never was.
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>>184050330
There are some lonely neckbeards in this very thread who RP as a generic waifu insert all fucking day. Why are you surprised at this?
>>
>>184050330
I didn't pick up the game for the windowsmashing either but I'll cut you if you try to take it out
>>
>>184050330
>I cannot fucking fathom it
So you can fathom people picking it up because they enjoy the visceraal combat and satisfaction of making someone's sprite go horizontal?
Roleplaying isn't just baystation shit, senpai. It's literally just playing as a character and acting like you'd think they would.
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I got a spess gf on my third time playing Aurora!
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>>184020098
The null rod is a very weak weapon. It is plausible for them to stop once they had them unconscious. The intent was to kill, but he was clearly not in a proper state of mind- I don't remember how many times he hit him with the null rod, but I'd say maybe at least possibly 10.

So manslaughter, not murder.

>>184032448
Nah I'm just talking about times when it's a rule 0 like uh

2hotdogs
IP: 174.67.203.89
:( Please see forum topics for this guy.

or

glamadery
IP: 95.141.28.53
CID: 666207835
m-Glamadery/(Abe Silverstein): i was dragging it in front of electronic devices so the radiation catches on them get power, to power up the machines, Glamadery/(Abe Silverstein): my teacher told me --- Said he learned how the supermatter from reddit. Appeal this I guess if you want to on the forums. nuklearcellphoneg PERMANENT

where we were being raided for about two or three weeks, where the people would ban evade immediately after you banned them, so it was very difficult to prevent them from griefing, so I was having to, at the time, manually follow any new player who joined arrivals and make a call as to whether they were about to grief(why did the HoS join, go straight to Science, grab a Plasma canister, and why is he dragging it into medbay five minutes after I perma'd a guy and he has a day 0 account. . .)

>>184036363
I'll defend almost anyone to be honest. :( Especially if I perceive them to be shit on by a bandwagon.
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>>184051029
It's not that hard. I once had 6 space gf's at a time. But I'll tell you what it's not. It's not fun
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>>184051190
>6 space GFs at one time
Fuck off Shiggy.
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>>184051135
Null rod is 15. Pretty decent since it fits in your pocket, like the circlesaw used to do.
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>>184051029
>spess gf
Anon, you got some dude who gets his loins real hot over pretending to be a girl in a atmos simulatoon game to be your pretend gf in a game played by less than two thousand people.

I mean, just look at Valk, Grimlock, Solarious and guys like sarca, do you want the mental image of them wanking over your sprite fucking their self insert female sprite? Because I sure didnt when I typed this.
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>>184050258
over those two hours the SME slowly heated up
almost exploded because you were the only engineer and marko sharded himself because of memes
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>>184051135
>null rod is a very weak weapon
that shit is robust as fuck, 15 brute damage which is pretty much as good as a toolbox. it causes bleeding too so good luck not dying when the chaplain has hit you with it for at least four times
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>>184051270
But I'm [spoilernot Shiggy. 6 space gf's is more common than you'd think][/spoiler]
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>>184051610
10/10 spoiler, would gloss over again.
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>>184051610
>6 Space GFs is more common than you think
Fuck off whatever other high-profile waifushitter you are.
>>
>>184051448
I turned it off right before logging out and last I checked the coolant control it was cooling. Someone turned it on again and didn't bother to monitor the heat or anything.

Who turned it on?
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>>184051610
I am a retard, clearly, since I fucked up the spoilers
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>>184051742
Ctrl s anon, life saver.
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>>184051819
but I did ctrl+s, I just missed the bracket somehow

>>184051702
But I don't play a waifu, since I discovered it wasn't fun
>>
Every single person who has spoken out against Pain in this past week has been involved in Pupper in some capacity.

Think about that.
>>
>>184051135
Null rod's 15. He was already long fucked before the stun landed
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>>184051337
So 12 hits would put them at 180, 13 would technically max out. 14 is a full kill, although they would be taking variable crit oxy damage as well as blood loss etc

https://pastebin.com/KnABbJgF

It looks like in the cited Chaplain situation, they struck them 17 times which would be overkill- I'm assuming you mean it does 15 damage, not that it takes 15 hits, but either way that would be beating a dead spess man I think. Either way they'd be well into unconsciousness by then, and 7 hits would be consciousness. So he continued to beat him for 20 seconds, 10 additional hits, after he was presumably unconscious.

This is just like one of my American police cam videos.

And obviously, no one is expected to know the ins and outs in every situation and possible weapon but yeah I could reasonably see that as justified murder reduced to manslaughter or whatevs.
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>>184051135
>The null rod is a very weak weapon
>>
>>184052491
The null rod is a beast, Its one of the few non stun weapons I would happily take on a nuke op with.
>>
>>184040602
>No, just social anxiety
>Generally yes, depends on how they behave. Also, mommis are cute
>Marina mediborg
>NT Default

>>184042830
>Space, specifically a small family-owned trading company
>To do their jobs, not necessarily to do them fairly or effectively
>No
>Yes
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>>184051920
HarseTheef is just an asshole with a very bad internet reputation he is proud of.
If you bring up ahelping in the discord he will give you a nice little speech about how terrible and bad our administration is and how he never ahelps and avoids the admins as much as possible because they're bad and don't know what they're doing.
Even if their complaints are legitimate, it doesn't help the one situation they decide to complain about involved their clear metafriends. Harse has been here for a very long time and could have made complaints about any number of shit situations the admins have brought in but in an official capacity I don't recall them ever doing so unless it personally involved them.
I genuinely just view this who thing as an attack on Pain to protect their metafriend. None of them seem to grasp what Pain did he's done times before and as Headmin he's more than welcome to, just like Pomf has done in the past too. And I don't see any one attacking Pomf.
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>>184052491
It's upper tier from bottom. Its portability and utility make it strong, not its raw force value. So yes, it's a weak weapon. Compare to the fire ax, revolver, shotgun, etc, which if that's your sole means of defense, I would be unsurprised if you killed someone on accident.- it takes less clicking.
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>>184053427
Well harse isn't entirely wrong. I've been griefed an ass ton of times but when I ahelp it I get told it's an IC issue. If I destroy them so I'm left the fuck alone the admins crawl up my ass. So no matter what, my round is ruined from being griefed, being dragged against my will into this griefers niggery, or I'm banned because unlike the admins I stopped the griefer from fucking someones round who is doing it deliberately cause they're a terrible subhuman that should be gassed.
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>>184053943
simple if they are being a shitter ahelp before you do something as to get the admins on your side. if they deny your request to end their life then instead propose the ol chloral stox
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>>184051920
RFultra wasn't
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>>184053594
15 force is strong
unwielded fireaxe has 10 force
if you're dual wielding an axe, you aren't accidentally killing anything.
If you're firing lethal round from a gun at anyone, you aren't accidentally killing anything.
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>>184042830
>shit like space bars, i dunno, drifter faggot
>always, but pretends to hate them
>just believes whatever is the biggest shit at the moment
>of fucking course faggot
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>>184054210
RFUltra was in the same EVE discord server as them for at least some duration

:thinking:
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>>184053427
Swaobnes has made several mistakes which hinge entirely on his character, they weren't due to being new. he didnt ban avada when they ick ocked something harmless in their pupper discord, but he permabanned someone for doing the same thing in the /owg/ discord. A week later, Kammer banned Adava for doing the exact same thing, and no one was at that point aware they had been doing it in pupper.

He also closed Jkmaak's appeal forcefully without reading it- Jkaamk provided considerable logs in his appeal and had a lengthy appeal talking about what happened in the round and why his ban was incorrect, compared to Rltrufa which is just nothing.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=3453&p=18048&p18048

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=3867

It's not the first time he's gone after admins he didn't like, he was also adamant in fucking with dgonrarbo and nlggiy.
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>>184050664
I'm pretty sure new people only give a fuck because of the stupid clown related shit you can end up doing or greentext about later. If they're autistic enough to stick around for the le translesbian space sergal bf or funny validation horseshit that's their problem.
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>>184053594
Null rod is among the strongest of common weapons and has the benefit of not being a giant AI please rape my face sign
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>>184055979
Do you think dgonrarbo'll ever come back?
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reminder that the "sawbones for headmin" isn't just baseless memes, but pre-desensitization. Like how the illuminati uses film to help the headless populace come to accept their pre-designed future.

Do you not remember when before Sawbones became an admin, there was a "sawbones for admin" post in the thread literally every single day?

Wake up people, the salt directed at our headmin isn't the voice of the community, but the voice of the metaclub masquerading as the community to help you accept their coming future as inevitable.
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I'm coding HRT for Medbay and you can't stop me
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>>184057931
Health Response Team?
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>>184057931
HRT?
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>>184058004

Fuck off, Angelite.
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From the Citadel wiki:

"...once you're in a belly and your predator is running off - even if you do have your radio, maybe play it out like the signal's muffled, or surrounded by glorping noises, or you're panicked and don't know where you've been carried off to."

"They can roleplay out holding them down while someone reaches an arm into the predator's throat or some other issue, or a chemist could give them a measured quantity of poison, just enough to make them vomit..."

Are people really into this stupid shit.
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>>184058274
but im not angelite? i just want to know what a HRT is
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>>184057931
>chemist hypospraying instant sex change to everyone
>eat spaghetti from the kitchen counter, leave as a woman with moustache
>no security because trannies are banned from it
But why take away surgery's job?
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>>184058340
hormone replacement therapy
trannycoders go home and stop ruining playerbases please
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>>184058541
oh god please now i dont want a HRT
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>>184058440
Yeah, some of us have fun mutilating peoples' genitals in public spaces
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>>184055979
because of the way the ban appeal was handled jkaamk thought there was actual collaboration against him and managed to get enough evidence to suggest there was a good chance something was up.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=2688&start=110

jkaamk maybe be autistic but he brought up good points and koliths excuse didnt add up
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>>184010112
>>184009778
>>184008905
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http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Space_Law

Soooo now Nuke is editing the wiki for his metabuddy solarious. When will YOU stand up for your rights as a sovereign server citizen?
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>>184059590
Pomf asked him to add manslaughter so you, solarious, can't be a shitcunt. So fuck off.
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I want Emilia Davidson to be age regressed!
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>>184059214
hello jkaamk
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>>184058440
To buff Chemists of course
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>>184059293
I was in deadchat that round
the birds were basically putting on a performance for the ghosts by torturing that poor sod
and we loved it
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>>184059590
>>184059814
But the whole issue is whether antags were protected under space law or not
adding manslaughter wouldnt solve that
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>>184059858
Oh my Waifu still plays? I haven't played since last year and I haven't seen her on
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>station time 14:02
>nonboxstation
Fuck
my
ass
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>>184060263
If you don't know it's an anatag, it's not valid to use he's an antag as an excuse
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>>184060409
Wallweed, not waifu
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>>184060465
Okay, Ben Dover
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>>184060585
But what if I do know he's an antag?
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>>184004905
This concept now has the official (ex)waifumin seal of approval!
Get it done lads.
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>>184060992
Well you can follow space law if you're a good boy and they didn't try murder or for the good of everyone, debrain and bake the murderous antag into a cake
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>>184060465
But bagel is more fun than box
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>>184061161
Fuck off, Shiggy. Go back to lifeweb. Why do you even post here, you don't play and even if you did fix your computer you still wouldn't.
Nobody wants you here except your former orbiters.
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>>184061161
>>184061672
this isn't me
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>>184061642
Yeah man I love getting endlessly lost and having the layout make 0 sense while I wander around
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>>184061819
Fuck off, Shiggy. Go back to lifeweb. Why do you even post here, you don't play and even if you did fix your computer you still wouldn't.
Nobody wants you here except your former orbiters.
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>>184061852
>what is a holomap?
boxbabies should already be in bed
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>>184061852
>he doesn't have bagel memorized yet
how new (old) are you
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>>184061987
>>184061995
>>184061995
box is fucking perfect
everything makes sense
I hate these other stations
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>>184061972
But that's not me either
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>>184061995
>>184061852
Not him but it really sucks that none of the new stations is in the map renders

Just came back from a few months break and I'm getting lost constantly (even though the maps are pretty good)
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Whoever played Raphealla, you play a really fun character.
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Did someone took a picture of that perma? I want to save it as one of greatest achievements of my life
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>>184062228
>>184062265
>vote for box every round
>its always majority
>some fucking shitter map with 1 vote wins
>alt f4 and dont come back
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It's Smee. I'm sorry to those I left behind.
I missed a chance to say, to Jean, that they expect one of us in the wreckage brother. Damn.
>>
I know that respawning is cancer or something, but hear me out: What if there was a way to spawn in at centcom and mess around in the facilities there at the two hour mark or something? Adminbus rooms like the ERT and Deathsquad areas would be off limits, as would the escape area, but it would give dead people something to do and let the admins easily see who was around and free for a bus.
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Being a janitor is way harder than I thought

Getting murdered mid cleaning didn't help
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>>184062389
Thanks, buddy.
Was a good round.
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>>184062430
You antagonized me too well and I hate it
t. the genetacist
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>>184062430
HEHEHEHEHE. That would've been great.
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>>184062265
Bagelstation render: https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/3959840/26076123/84c11fe8-396c-11e7-9ec6-137c9db96eaa.png
Packedstation render: https://camo.githubusercontent.com/958a8588a41700523583e1d26ed801733bc6749b/68747470733a2f2f63646e2e646973636f72646170702e636f6d2f6174746163686d656e74732f3135343133333934333236363936373535332f3332313736353338393739393532323330352f7061636b656473746174696f6e312e706e67
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>>184062430
I tried to kill you in the shuttle specifically so I could say "They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother", but I only tased you once for some reason
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>>184062389
What the fuck did they all get picked up?>>184062430
I almost messed up because I didn't lock the genetics thing. You can leave when you're inside, you
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>>184062389
>be greyshirt
>get hired to build a jail by scientist
>scientist was actually a traitor and traps you in Auschwitz
>ends up capturing a bunch of other people including the captain and a bunch of heads
>John Leech gets the sexual harassment panda called for working on Raphealla
>take an uber home, end up crash landing on Mars
fun round
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>>184062449
>spawn as plasman
>float all the way back to the station
No.
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>>184062585
Isn't Z2 the snowflake Z?
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>>184062389
How do you make glass floors?

>>184062585
I'm pretty sure there isn't a way off of centcom, and even if there was I'm pretty sure that the z-level it's on is isolated.
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>>184062584


Sorry for that. That played so fucking smooth, I could not even believe that worked so well

good round
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>>184062682
reinforced glass on lattice
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>be nice to the AI and Borgs
>dont get killed and they help me to escape
feels good
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>>184053427

They are all just a bunch of metafriends!
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>>184062585
no escape from centcomm ZLevel without centcomm/admin access
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>>184062564
I think my client was lagging because I dragged myself out and it didn't work
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>>184062731
Are there plasmaglass floors too?
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>>184062564
Yeah, someone called a space uber for them but they ended up crashing onto Mars
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>>184062839
You were just still unconscious. I parapenned you.
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>>184051920

pain was in Pupper too, what is your point?
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>>184062902
Ahh I see
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>>184062887
of course!
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So, does noone have a picture of when they got bear force oned?
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>>184062742
Did you know that we were rogue?
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>>184063082
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>>184063234
Who committed the foul deed?
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>>184063265
John "This Prick Won't Feel so Tiny" Leech
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Got my programming socks and am ready to start coding. Python was the recommended one to know before coding for ss13 right?
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>>184063234
What happened to the scientist who built the thing and tricked everyone into going, anyway?
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>>184062529
thanks senpai
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Who called the Uber?
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>>184063101
yes
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>>184063440
Yeah if you want to learn coding JUST for ss13
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>>184063440
post the image
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>>184063440
Yeah, it gets you used to stuff then you can adapt to byond bastardization
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>>184063082
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>>184063463

Hachi escaped and managed to robust me, I decided to explode myself to kill him and prevent him from saving the prisioners
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Welcome to Medbay
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Sadly it will harder to pull this Auswitchz gimmick again. But some ideas.

>Send a gun with a single bullet and a paper with instructions for the inmates to play Russian roulette. Keep doing so until we have only one survivor (the winner who will escape the facility)
>pit them on a battle royale to get out of that hell
>build an adjacent box with some traps and monsters and a hand tele in the end
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>>184065303
Jump to the salvage ship when you're done building and get a spider queen. You can revive and use it as the boss they must unite to defeat
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>>184065303
I think the original plan was to have one room that could observe another and send people into the other one. Like having a warden room and a jail room.
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>>184064770
>Tfw being next to 3 probably rogue borgs talking to them about shit while knowing that they could fucking delete me if they decided to
I'm glad they were peacable. Most of the time when they are unleashed they just flood plasma or harmbaton everyone.
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>>184066065

My idea was to make another room with a disposal system between them, where inmates could send messages using paper and pen. (and make some sort of barrier to prevent people disposing themselves) But that would require too much work. I could do that again as a non antag, to perma prisioners
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>>184062228
>everything makes sense
Yeah like the main source of materials being diametrally opposite to science, or the wires powering half the station going under cargo, or the singularity that gets loose every meteor shower, or the tiny hydroponics, or the useless maint, or the EZ CheeZ way or entering the AI core on malf, or everything being a vacuum when there's a hole in the east of the station, or the solars that do nothing.
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>>184064709
Dang, respect to Hachi then. He said he would be back for the rest and it looks like he almost was.
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>>184066486
It
makes
sense
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>hitler gimmicks
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>>184066486
>solars that do nothing
>one set of solars can power the entire station at a time.
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>>184067638
>people are still doing these
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>>184066426
So like the prison from V for Vendetta?
The only way I could think of stopping actors from entering the disposal bin would be to force them to throw the paper into the bin across a reinforced table, but then the paper would be stuck on the bin across the table. Maybe a double inlet-outlet instead of bins?
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>>184066226
>peaceful rogue borg
It's the best feeling to be one of those.
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>>184004905
Watch your back raph, she packs some serious heat.
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>>184067638
>It's a Trump round
>It's a Hitler round
>It's a Communist round
>It's a Hillary/SJW round
>It's a [overused "relevant" modern day politics gimmick] round
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>>184067778
>>184066226
>get purged
>crew hasnt been faggots towards borgs
>AI plots MASSIVE HARM
>politely let people know that the AI wants to kill them all
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>>184067914
Huh, usually I'm the AI and the borgs are the ones planning massive harm.
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>>184067820
She didn't say that, though.
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>>184067638
on the upside, at least Adolf Hitler#29109 actually took a moment to understand German.

That's the only thing going for him. I can't tell you how many people that play "lel imma nazi" draw a blank when you say kannst du Deutsch sprechen?
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>>184067898
>sharia round where all female players a both valid salad and forced to wear a blanket at all times
when?
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>>184067914
>>184067778
Can't tell if peaceful rogue borg is boinkable or not
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>>184066486
>Yeah like the main source of materials being diametrally opposite to science
This is pretty much the case on all maps except Deff. It's one of those things that doesn't make realistic sense but "promotes gameplay."
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>>184068069
only if theyre not following their laws
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>>184067638

It wasn't a Hitler gimmick your dumbass, Not everything related to imprisoning people is "LE HITLER XDD"
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>>184067914
*buzz
traitors will hang
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>>184068308
nigga you for real
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>>184068030
if youre the AI and you and your borgs are purged, remember

THEY STILL HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU
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>>184068308
>literally name adolf hitler
>"Duuh its not a nazi gimmick you fucking jew shariablue shill"
Someone's drank too much of the Reddit koolaid.
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bEC6psrqkU
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>>184066486
Don't forget Tcomms being awkwardly shoved in the middle of maint with double thick rwalls around it which makes it extra awkward, I was always annoyed by that.
Also, how about that xenobio redundant atmos system nobody has ever used?
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>>184066426
You can use a rapid crate sending pads to zap the paper back and forth but that's a risk for obvious reasons. The only other way is an xbox huege disposal snarl that kept them exposed long enough for the chill to burn them into crit which literally everyone would do making the gimmick pointless
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>>184066426
>>184070750
Sliding papers under airlocks WHEN
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>>184070842
>air can't get through
>paper somehow can
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>>184066226
That's just turbo nigger players. A lot of us long time silicon players are chill and mostly just use the power to mute and kill people trying to loose the goose or otherwise be a giant faggot or fuck up people that fuck with us which any carbon is free to do.

>>184070842
Can you? I think you can altclick it since it's not dense
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>>184070890
You fold it in four and shimmy it a little bit in
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>>184070750

If i keep the "Recieve" end inside another room filled with plasma and just teleport the paper when it arrives (if the prisioners try to escape, all we have to do is wait them die in the plasma)
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>>184070842
>>184066426
>>184070842
Oh and even if you can't, just use airtight plastic flaps. Those you absolutely can use to send paper and people to the other side
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>>184066426
>>184070750
>>184071076
just make a fucking table
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>>184070950
>of us long time silicon players are chill and mostly just use the power to mute and kill people trying to loose the goose or otherwise be a giant faggot or fuck up people that fuck with us which any carbon is free to do.
literally never seen this. a purge is always treated like free antag reign, because it is, by the silicon playerbase. some really delusional silicon players will go along and escalate into forcing humans to retaliate, after which they begin rolling down the plasma train. don't try to pretend like silicon players are anything but the most massive of niggers.
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>>184071301
I've played for years. I'll believe my experiences thank you.
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>>184071076
You can't RCS closets, only crates. They probably meant a risk of them getting a message to the outside.
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>>184071301
I actually have seen a large number of AIs get in a no-rules position and things went fine.
I usually don't find out until after the round.
>>
Do cult runes still turn up on camera pictures?
I remember a great time where I was publishing a thing on dissapearances with a picture of a pile of lost clothes, but when the photo developed it turns out it was covered in cult runes.
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>be smee maiman
>traitor
>objectives: assassinate R F Ultra, escape alive and free
>do my regular roundstart routine, getting tools, insulated gloves
>not sure how I am going to get my target
>some scientist offers a job to assistants, the job, building a prison in space
>figure the connections, the prison, and the teleporter are useful to get my target, telescience being conveniently close to genetics
>hack into EVA to get suits on the request of Cruz, the scientist
>get to telescience, get ported into space with another, mime, him, and I are the initial builders
>get ported back, need more materials
>scientists and others fuck off to get materials, i go into maint and buy some traitor items, bomb people with the pda bombs to cause some chaos and give me an opportunity. noticed some sec officer hurt whining about nobody helping him. bomb him first
>time passes, notice that genetics door is open
>wander in, asking if she can make me some space lube, while removing a monkeyman from the genetics scanner
>she puts the monkey back
>i remove it again, they get closer to move it back, i take out my parapen, stick em, and shove them in the scanner
>rush to the console and monkify them right as they wake up and get themselves out, smoke grenade goes off for some reason, they go into crit
>noone notices
>quickly drag them to telescience and teleport them to the prison coordinates, still just space with a floor, no air, no walls
>later when we come to finish the prison, no sign of them, assume they just got out into space somehow, consider objective 1 achieved
>finish prison, looks nice, admins spawn pizza, and we get a paper from the scientist who we were totally reliant on to get back to the station stating that we are the first prisoners, and he will send us food and oxygen at his leisure
>dislike this, want to get out, I have a hardsuit unlike the rest except one, want to weld out and drag their bodies to medbay after taking a chance in space
>most dont like the plan
1/?
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>>184068031
>literal image of her saying that
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>>184073779
I was there in chat. She didn't say that.
>>
>hachi and hos get teled in, and realize they are not getting teled out
>hachi makes inflatable doors to let people get out without depressurizing the prison, leaves, says they'll come back and free us
>decide to leave, take three including the HoS Jean in a locker with me, genuinely commited to getting to medbay and reviving them
>we go north, land in some abandoned station, Jean is the only one not horizontal
>we get inside, recover for a bit
>jean opens the door north and three or four monsters come rushing out as Jean fires at them
>i have no weapons, and they do damage, my objective is to survive
>i say fuck this, and crowbar the airlocks back out into space
>ZAS absolutely destroys Jean, but I've got magboots
>leave him and the bodies of the others behind, float going west for a while
>land on the russian station, get lost a bit, poutine guides my way to the teleporter
>finally arrive at the station in the primary hallway
>it is an absolute mess, medbay has heads on spikes in the lobby
>the teleporter console in telescience is destroyed, can't tele the dead back
>don't find Immortan Moe, who I was hoping would organize some effort to retrieve the dead and imprisoned
>cant find secure tech storage foe a teleport computer board, dont know the station layout
>end up wandering until the shuttle arrives
>it is a fucking deathtrap, rogue borgs and triggerhappy traitorsinside, along with a supermatter crystal
>unweld the welded security part of the shuttle, hack in, occupy the area with a douglas or something
>30 seconds into the flight, he tazes me and starts hackong my head with a machete
>he doesnt keep the stun permanent, i move, pull out my tazer, and stun him
>stun him, get his sword, stun again, hack head, stun, hack, hes dead
>outside our little room is totally cobtaminated with plasma
>shuttle lands, get greentext
Fun round
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>>184073923
Then where did the image come from hotshot
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>>184062584
I kept wondering what you needed so many materials for

t. Cargo
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>>184070523
I use that atmos all the time for cult bases
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>>184074971
You mean just the room, or the piping itself?
Either way seems like an open invitation for spacewalkers to see it through the windows
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>>184075243
The bottom bit where the tanks are is safe from outside view, just disable the airlocks
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>your static had never been mentioned in thread
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>>184075884
>the only time your static was ever mentioned in the thread was once, praising you at a job you played for like 2 rounds and hated anyways, but were apparently good at somehow
hmmm
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>>184075884
>Static has been mentioned rarely and it's always been positive or people saying they want to fuck them
>>
>>184076169
Your static is just too sexy anon. No one wants to fuck my static, and that's the way I'd like it to stay
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>>184075884
>tfw static with a bird
>all other static bird are bros
Why do shitters always attract themselves to grey,diona, plasman if they want to go foriegn
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>>184075884
>nobody's mentioned your static in the thread in any significant fashion in a year
It's a good feel.
>>
>>184076291
P O W E R G A M E
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>>184076581
It's actually crazy to think about how OP all three of those races used to be when compared to humans.
>>
>>184076291
I play diona because it's OP as fuck

but then again I'm mostly a useless shit all shift who don't do anything so it doesn't really matter
>>
>>184077113
Literally all Diona players are shitters anyways.
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>>184076674
Whenever anyone tries to make a race unique they make them stronger than base humans
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>>184077247
t. someone who tried to beat a diona in melee without using a burn weapon and got dunked
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thanks for keeping me company antonio

thanks for cutting off your limbs leon

thanks for letting me in berta
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>>184078212
My interview with you two was amazing, bless your souls
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>>184078292
I never saw it
post pictures?
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Sorry if the doors blocked you guys. My screen froze at the worst time and I had to downgrade to unfuck it.
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>>184078342
Didn't take any ;-;7
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>late night american hours
>everyone starts acting loopier
>rounds take longer in general as both sides are tired
>everyone breaks out their weirdo characters with aliens and shit
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Assistants should be delinquents, they're already bald and busting shit up all the time.
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>>184076291
most of the cool birds are dead
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>>184080698
this is the way space was meaant to be played
late night american hours are the best times
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>>184081263
Vox peaked in 2016
so many good ones that are rip
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>>184080698
>normal american hours
cancerpop of LITERALLY 80 sometimes even higher playercounts
>comfypop american hours
30 players AKA the way the game was meant to be played
>>
I used to like Hachi but now I realise they are just horrible powergamer who doesn't grief all the time.
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>>184082239
People hate each other too easily, I hate only one player and that's Alice Conrad, who I haven't seen in a while so I think he abandoned that staticname

You must save your hatred for someone who deserves it most
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>>184082508
I don't hate them though, it's just the fact that the only thing you need to become known and liked player is to powergame to the extreme without griefing
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>>184082239
It's the only way to not get your autism shit fixed
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>>184083137
ruined*
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>>184082239
how does hachi powergame
I always just thought they were robust
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>>184062585
you can respawn as MoMMI and mouse
if that's not good enough you can be lucky and respawn as diona, posibrain, golem or borer (or even as wizard or ERT in rare cases)
if that's still not good enough don't die fgt
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>>184083948
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>>184083948
wtf I love deity now???
>>
>>184083948
Is there a maximum amount of stuff that can fit in?
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>>184084323
I was gonna put it at 21 and strict type restriction to paper / photos / pens.
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>>184084439
>strict type restriction to paper / photos / pens
Does this include envelopes?
It's not exactly unreasonable to have an envelope clipped to a clipboard.
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>>184084512
Yes, you can even see one in the webm
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>>184084542
By "I was gonna [...] strict type restriction" I wasn't sure whether you meant the types in the WebM weren't final.
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>>184084439
Still includes talismans right
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>>184084631
I should say that I was wrong to use the verbiage "strict type" because that implies that children need not apply

>>184084712
Yeah, all children of paper
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>>184084439
nigga I can fit like 80 sheets at least on a clipboard irl
pens are a different story but come on
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>>184083948
So this is the new way to know round is cult

Interesting
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>>184084835
Comment about what you think it should be when it goes to PR in a bit

>>184084934
It's the new way to know I just played Cargo again and remembered no one has fixed this
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>>184085024
why can't I comment about it right now
why you gotta be uptight about game balancing a clipboard
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>>184085112
Nobody said you couldn't, but this thread is 100 posts away from bump limit so it's not gonna be visible much longer.
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>>184082590
>it's just the fact that the only thing you need to become known and liked player is to powergame to the extreme without griefing

That is a pretty specific statement. Care to elaborate?
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https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/15544

I went ahead and included your size suggestion just 4u
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>>184085024
>Comment about what you think it should be when it goes to PR in a bit
The only reason I use clipboards is because they deal with infinite amounts of paperwork
Putting a limit would make it shit for cargo techs
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>>184086520
Here's an idea: make them transfer all papers to filing cabinets on a click. More clipboards can be made from one wood plank each anyway.
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>>184086920
das gud
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>>184082239
>>184083865
This, I have never seen hachi powergame before
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Thanks to everyone who stopped by.
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So fyi if you manhandle diona nymphs for too long, they suffocate and fall into a crit coma
How would the nymph allow that to happen you may wonder? I don't know if it was weird diona hypothermia or something but I fainted after like 20 seconds, before health even hit orange where I woulda just ran off, never woke up again after that
Also I'm pretty sure that nymphs have separate sprites for sleep and death now so that's something to think about too, huh?
do correct me if I'm being stupid here
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That was a fun game to be mediborg.
I wish my goddamn sound worked on jukeboxes though. I GOT IT TO FUCKING WORK EARLIER, why did it stop?
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>>184088654
that's pretty rad
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>Admin last year
>Watching EVO pools and hear an ahelp bwoink
>Some medborg got locked down for preventing surgeries because of muh harms and is now butthurt about it
>Explain to him that surgery isn't harm and go back to watching
>Five minutes later
>BWOINK BWOINK BWOINKBWOINKBWOINK BWOINK
>Flip over
>[Common] Roboticist "The borgs aren't fucking rogue"
>[Common] Doctor "HE'S CUTTING MY FUCKING HEAD OFF"
>Doctor falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless
>Pile of footless, headless corpses by surgery table and mediborg pinging happily
>Everyone losing their shit ahelping over it
>Have to explain that surgery is only nonharmful when they don't say no
>Medborg ahelps back how to put muzzles onto people as a borg
>Banned
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why does this happen when I have fiber?
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>>184088813
does it happen to be (((comcast))) """fiber"""?
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>>184088658
This didn't used to happen. A month and a half ago being held didn't suffocate you at all.
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/15293
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>>184088875
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>>184088658
Just mash that resist button any time they pick you up. >>184088935
It's the only way.
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>>184088672
The medbay borgos were all great, much more fun than human staff. Would cut heads off with again.
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>>184088935
Yeah it sucks but it still happens so I thought yall should know
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>>184088875
>>184088813
I want to try tracert
anyone got the IP I need to use?
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>>184089234
In the OP.
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>>184089430
for some reason I don't believe that byond://game.ss13.moe:7777 will work
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>>184089473
Leave off the protocol and the port sections: game.ss13.moe
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>>184064770
I remember this.
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?????
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>>184089816
also updates download at 20kb/s
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>>184051408
I've never hidden that I'm a guy irl, you should've said morena, it'd be a better joke.
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>>184061161
I recognise this font! But the image is obviously edited, what did the original say?
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I have several questions
How come smoke grenades don't do damage according to the amount of chemicals in the grenade? One unit of poly does the same amount as 100

What is the purpose of xenoarch anyway?
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>>184092820
Because the smoke is made of the chemical that you put, if anything more of the chemical should make the cloud bigger

To contain the severe autism of some people and to get free succs as ling/vampire
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The strange comraderie of nonhumans and borgs is odd.
At any moment it can be shattered by a human order, but until then they seem great friends.
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>>184092926
>if anything more of the chemical should make the cloud bigger
what the fuck
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>>184093246
>he doesn't want to gas the entire escape shuttle with a single grenade

get out of my face
>>
test server been down almost a day now
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>>184092990
Nonhumans are nice to borgs because they want them to follow orders they don't have to follow

Borgs are nice in return because they are starved for any positive interaction because people rightfully treat them like shitters for being silicons
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>all those cool gimmick rounds i miss because i'm asleep
i wake up and it's greyshittery and powergayman time
epic
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>>184093485
A bit hostile over there.
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>>184070984
Fucking underrated post. Kekkd hard.
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>>184093485
That "silicon = shitter" mentality really doesn't help anyone. I haven't a clue why people foster it.
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>>184093624
because it's true?
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>>184093624
They want excuses to fuck with other players, and don't want to compartmentalize RP and the real game, so they actually hate cyborgs.
I don't get how some people get that in character.
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Help I ate dans discount burger with dans special sauce and a space cola and now everything hurts.
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>>184093493
>europoor time

Gee what a coincidence ;^)
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>>184094014
haha epic. us americucks right xddd
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>>184093730
Everyone's a shitter here. Silicons aren't any worse. You know it in your heart ot be true. Go ahead and cherry pick though.

>>184093797
Exactly. Countless times I've seen folks treat silicons not as another player with laws to follow, but as a tool to be used at their expense. While that isn't entirely inaccurate for a viewpoint, there's plenty of folks that'll take it too far and makes the sillycon's lives hell for fun.
Then the same people bitch about not having a door opening slave.

>>184093950
You fucked up. Stick to cheese honkers and donk pockets. And for god's sake never buy Discount Dan's Air Freshener.
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>>184094059
At least I get to have fun with great rounds while you yuros get fucked with TTT rounds ;^)
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>sec catches me for greytiding
>kill myself because I'm drunk as hell and don't want to waste ANY of my time, of a mind to jerk off or shitpost anyways
>see from deadchat there was 30+ minute manhunt for me
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>>184094148
haha you told him brofist
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>>184094095
>he plays a robot that hopes to be subverted for muh kda
>he is still a being literally made to serve the station
>he thinks he can complain about humans ordering it to do stuff

sad!
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>>184094252
You're prving his point dude
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>>184094289
The anti-borg crew historically has very little mellow.
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>>184093624
but anon, silicons ARE shitters
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>>184094410
Can't blame the guy for trying to point it out to em i guess
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>>184093624
It helps when you realize the thread is where all the salty banned shitters go.
In-game, it's much more chill.
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>>184094532
I dunno, silicons get ragged on pretty badly there too. Not as badly as here, yeah. But it's like that with everything in the thread
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>>184094602
You get used to it. Besides, it's always fun spooking a human and then healing them after they try to run away.
>>
You may say everyone are shitters, but truth will always be that silicons are worse shitters. And the moment I recognize one they're getting a dose of "Borg law 2, 10 laps around the station"
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/sapporo/ will not have silicons or non-humans
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>>184094809
>I am to call people a shitter while doing shitter activity
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>>184094809
Here's your (You)
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>>184094908
As an expert in shittery yes, I can rate others' shittery level
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>>184095035
Ah, but how do I know you're telling the truth and not being a shit?
Checkmate, king me.
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>>184095096
The same applies to you senpai, this is an anonymous board
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>>184089816
>Alert: 2 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early
>Alert: 1 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early
>Alert: Shuttle launch time shortened to 10 seconds!
O-Okay....
>>
How the niggering fuck do slime people heal. Food doesn't do anything and I don't know which end of my penis I'm supposed to stick into another creature if they function like normal slimes.
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>>184095449
Get a slime heart from xenobiology
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Am I a shitter for ahelping people who say "lol" or "lmao" over comms?
>>
>Station can't get its shit together
>Never get to carry out a revolution

>>184092820
Because most people are on internals with face covering so ontouch effects are the only thing that matters. Ontouch is applied weird so you get shit like that
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>>184095504
>in soviet nanotrasen, station ruins communism
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>Be HoP
>Nothing going on
>HoS wants all access and I give it to him
>Walks around for the remainder of the shift playing death bells creeping everybody around
>Clown wants all access
>Mime wants medical access
>Only see the clown but no sign of mime eventually
>Hang out at medbay to put the stuff the machine is launching at me neatly at table
>It keeps coming
>Borer keeps prodding me endlessly
>Ask what trail mix is
>Nobody responds
>Try a pill
>My boy decays in a span of 5m into a mess
>Get cloned eventually by a nice chemist
>Back on my feet
>Go to my office Raelyn points out my pupper ian is tiny
>I don't even know how
>Try to pick it up but can't so Raelyn has to pick it up and give me it
>Weird things keep happening and we need to evacuate
>Lose track of ian because can't even see him
>Raelyn had him and gives it back
>We get on shuttle and go home
I feel like I should have done more to help with things.
>>
>>184095490
Nah it's fine. It's part of the rules.

>>184095554
It was weird. One of the runes was green but it never went off.
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>>184095490
I tried to board the shuttle as alien right before I left and got spaced. I *rest while floating about in some other z-level and say "This round is a shitfest." Within 10 seconds I got bwoinked for saying "round" IC so yes, be a good boy and report the immulsion breakers.
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>Doing my job
>Hear over comms "Someone want to tell my why our bar is Veitnam"
>Curious enough to go look
>Potted plants all over outside with a wooden monkey(?) statue bolted out front with vines creeping out both doors
>Every single square inside the bar has one or two potted plants on it
>Three little "cat-like creatures"(??) are scampering around me as I have to cut through
>Two or three corpses laying around
>A giant yellow cake and a mosin nagant and the fucking nuke are all in here
>Walk past a Gorilla dragging a claymore (????)
>The vine tendrils reach out and grab you!
>The Parrot grabs the welding tool from your hand!
>The monkey shrieks!
>Lights go out
>NOPE NOPE GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
Was this a bus gone wrong or something? What did I miss?
>>
The only way ensure good roleplay on /vg/ is to make sure the no rp shitters do not have a good time. The admins don't care about roleplay, most admins never roleplayed and were the no rp shitters. Together as a community we have to try our best to make sure people that don't roleplay or roleplay really badly like a hitler gimmick or a we wuz nigger gimmick are not having fun.
>Always give them the max times if you arrest them as security
>Never give them powergaming chems if you're in medbay
>chloral and disposal when they break in
>"lose" their electric maintenance crate when they order it roundstart
>talk to them as much as possible forcing them to talk back if they want anything from you
>roleplay well around them and guilt trip them into doing a better job roleplaying
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>>184095652
home grown madness with a touch of imported gorilla I think
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>>184095567
Trail mix is a random assortment of semi-random chems which are valuable as ghetto chemistry reagents and poisons
In the future, use a reagent scanner pda function from the chemist/science/cmo/captain pda carts. the RD has 2 spare signal ace II carts so get those. You can see the reagents of anything with it. Plain pills you can just put into a container like a beaker or soda can to see if it's mutagen or not
The borer is prodding you so you take your clothes off so it can climb in to whatever body part it wants
You have to be on non-help intent and drag the simple mob sprite into you to pick it up. both hands need to be free
>>
Sorry borerfriends for being an idiot and walking off the shuttle right as it was launching
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>>184095652
Sounds like a normal round to me
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>>184095652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg
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>>184095713
Thanks a lot!
That's gross though why would I let a borer in me willingly.
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>>184095567
Let me summarize this story for you
>Be HoP
>Don't know an assload of very basic shit
>Feel like I should have been a better HoP

How about you don't fucking play head roles until you're not dumb.
>>
>>184095756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I
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>>184095764
They serve a lot of useful functions as basically an organic support module. http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Borer They can also explain stuff to your dumb ass when you take HoP before you're ready for it.
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>>184095764
Borers are great, they can help you out a lot both abilitywise and informationwise. Additionally, they can be a nice companion to converse with.
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>>184095780
>>184095849
why would a HoP know anything about pills and what they do. Wouldn't it be boring if everyone always knew just what to do in any and every given situation.
purely from a roleplayer perspective
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>>184095652
Mechanic with a handtele moved every potted plant on the station to the bar along with some weird mobs and all the stuff from the safe
Botanists added vines
Admins added parrots, gorillas and puddles
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>>184095864
>Why would someone who is in charge of appointing people to literally every single department know anything about the things those department do?

I'm not saying you should know everything, but you should know better than to eat random fucking pills, especially from the contraband section of a vending machine. You do know how to spot contraband right?

And yes it is very boring knowing just what to do in every given situation. That's why those of us who have been here seven years do shit like >>184095652
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>>184095849
That sounds really sweet even if the bug looks really horrible.
>>
>>184095864
Because you're the head of personnel, you're the go to guy for all issues involving staff on the station. You should have a basic understanding of each department.
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>>184095872
>Mechanic with a handtele
gosh I wonder who that could have been hmm?
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>>184096010
who was it?
>>
new thread here
>>184096125
>>184096125
>>184096125
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>>184096117
me
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>HoP ignores CO2
>Literally suffocates in bridge, the absolute madman
Oh god yes that is so amazing yet sad
>>
>>184044229
>Literally being Talisi
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