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> News
- The next NA/EU Splatfest is Mayonnaise vs Ketchup, to be held in the first weekend of August.
- Splatoon 2 needs 3.1 GB of space to install
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) includes:
Splatoon 2 FA-11 Custom Gear (Switch)
Splatoon 2 Ika V Collaboration Gear (Switch)
- New Splatoon 2 Switch accessories have been announced. Products include green and pink joy-cons, a Splatoon 2 themed pro controller, and a console bundle (Switch + Splatoon 2 download key).
- Rotations are now every 2 hours instead of 4.
- New amiibo announced as well being inkling girl, boy and squid. They can save your current loadout and transfer it to another console, they also include exclusive gear!
-The Inkbrush is out now!

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- http://pastebin.com/h04p6aqy

> FAQ
- http://pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9

> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- http://imgur.com/a/eV8p0
>S2 New weapon stats
-https://imgur.com/a/NFzgv

>S2 Headgear
-http://imgur.com/a/9w8lx
>S2 Shirts
-http://imgur.com/a/gUexS
>S2 Shoes
-http://imgur.com/a/Cq7La

> Resources
- http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Discord
- Nope.

> Wiki
- http://splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- http://splatoon.nintendo.net/

> if you want to add your friend code before splatoon goes out use this:
https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> list of FC:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing
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how are we going to past the time, /ink/? I need some more splatoon reaction images desu
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Freshness question. What's the verdict on the face masks?
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>>183942082
I was just gonna work on my ass pennies
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>>183942151
Ugly as sin
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>>183942151
Good if you want the "i have the flu" look
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First for abusing pearl
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>>183942079
>>183942079
>>183942079
>>183942079
Thread with proper formatting and on time
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squiffers when
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>>183942283
...no
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I want to be Marie's femdom pet!
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>>183942283
>proper formatting
>cut off the L in the pastebin making the link unuseable

better luck next time, kid
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>>183942219

Try it mate

Octobrush version of this when?
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Reposting from last thread:

while I was stuck on the loading screen due to this maintenance bullshit, I found out that you can play with the music while it's trying to connect. The face buttons make various noises, the left stick adjusts tempo and pitch, and the right stick is a wah wah pedal.

Try it when online is back up.
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>>183942079
>>183942079
>>183942079
>>183942079
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>>183941906
you can't buy anything from any store if you don't have online, which means I won't be able to buy my literally a fucking p90 until servers are back up
>>183942449
same
>marie will never sit on your face
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>>183942543
this one came first jackass
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>>183942283
>>183942543
Stop
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>>183942649
>>183942613
>>183942491
>>183942395
>assblasted faggot who can't wait to get his thread out first

(You)
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>>183942625
Servers are down?
Any clue for how long?
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>>183942702
>>183942543

Dumb octoling poster
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>>183942702
>>183942543
>>183942283
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>>183942079
>>183942079
>>183942079
>>183942079

>>183942797
>photoshop
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>>183942843
fuck off you fucking nigger, holy shit
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>>183942625
>marie will never sit on your face
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>This thread has been pruned or deleted
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I was all for making specials less busted and all, but who the hell looked at the stingray and thought "yes, this is useful in any way"
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So...we genocide Octarians?

And this is a game for kids?
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>>183942843
>>183942543
[deleted]
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>>183943082
The base duration is terrible, is all
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HOW TOUGH ARE YA /INK/?
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>>183943082
Tower control, rainmaker, and shutting down lanes.
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>>183943082
you have to tap it
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>>183943064
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>>183943082
Funny how it goes from being the worst special to the absolute best in Salmon Run.

Otherwise, it's so bad I'll drop a kit if it includes a stingray.
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>>183943082

Stringray is the only new special I feel needs some kind of buff.
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Shit like this is why I hope we never get playable Octolings. I fucking hate faggots who keep posting about them. They add nothing.
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>Turf war
>My team is octobrush, 2 aerosprays and a slosher
I feel somewhat guilty playing with the octobrush but this was an absolutely dirty feeling
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Whatever happened to that MariexAgent 4 story one anon was writing. Now would be a good time to post it
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>>183943325
Squidkid detected
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>>183943141
Their lives don't matter
Its the price they pay for being able to reproduce so fast.
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>>183943325
sauce, friend?
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>>183943165
>Stated a mosh pit
>rock climbs
>Splats herself for fun
Pearl is the toughest cookie of them all
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>>183943402
'the weak should fear the strong' amirite
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>>183943408
Go fuck yourself and do it yourself newfag and hang yourself while you're at it

>>183943384
>implying i even give a shit about the squid people at all

i just play to win you fucking loser
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>He didn't order the waifu sisters before they became 40 dollars plus
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I'm getting absolutely so many comm errors today
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>>183943409
>Splats herself for fun
is this what inklings call masturbation?
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>>183943165
I swim into enemy ink on purpose
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Is there somewhere I can see the Salmon Run schedule while I'm not playing? I can't seem to see it on the Switch Online app.
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>>183943325
They're the straight up bad guy of this universe. Don't even say Salmonids, because Octarians supplied them with their technology too. We're not supposed to like them. There's not even male equivalents that exist that could be used a player character. What is wrong with these people?
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>>183943141
Their ruler has a takoyaki stand, so I'd say they're doing a fine job of genociding themselves
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who else is playing the shitty ass campaign while they wait for online to return?
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>>183943539
u wot m8

Why are you so aggressive?
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>>183943660
Please don't bost spoilers :^(
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>>183943572
It's because the servers are down now lad.
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>>183943714
fuck off octofag

i know its you and youre just mad your shitty thread died
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>>183943539
>typing like that and calling others newfags
you have to go back
>>183943572
>>183943596
read the op
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>>183943665
>That final hub world
Who allowed this shit?
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I want the Squid Sisters to replace Pearl and Marina.
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>>183943768
This game has servers?
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>>183943402
>Their lives don't matter
>Its the price they pay for being able to reproduce so fast.
Splate the Octs, Turf Wars Now!
Ink Africa into the stone age!
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Why are we here, just to suffer?
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>>183943782
Actually, it's the first time I browse /ink/

And I was just looking for a fucking sauce
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>>183943748
get good and don't bitch about other people doing it. jesus fucking christ a braindead child could play single player

>>183943810
fuck off octofag
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>>183943868
I bet Marie did this.
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Sex with Marie!
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So now we just associate octofags with any general shitposter or total faggot...?
Sounds good.
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i dunno how official this is, but it's something
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>>183943810
But the Salmon Run schedule isn't in the OP, genius. I'd check it in the game but I'm away from my switch now and won't be back for a while.
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>>183944029
>octofags are shitposters
>marinafags are shitposters
makes perfect sense to me
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>>183943872
>>183943714
>>183943408
Game is called Blue Reflection

>>183944029
I really don't know why people are so opposed to playable Octolings.
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>>183944029
They've always been shitposters. Look at that fucking data mining tranny.
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>>183944147
thanks m8
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Was there any new splatnet gear before maintenance started? The last one I saw was the face mask.
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>>183944186
>data mining tranny.
What, she hasn't killed herself yet?
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>>183943926
>mariefags
>having any feelings for an octarian
>>183944124
you can't get information about salmon run because the servers are down, that's kind of why I included your post
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The japanese Nintendo twitter posted this, and the Splatoon twitter retweeted it:
>7月27日8時12分頃より、Nintendo Switchのオンラインプレイで接続できない状態が発生し、現在も継続しております。申し訳ございませんが、復旧までしばらくお待ちください。https://www.nintendo.co.jp/netinfo/ja_JP/index.html
What does it say?
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>>183944312
The pleasure of being cummed inside.
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>>183944312
Google translate says it's basically repeating the maintainence thing.
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>>183944312
it's basically just saying "hey the servers are down right now sorry wait for them to come back"
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>>183943813
Meh I think the 2nd and 3rd ones confused me more
The final one is pretty straight forward to find the level
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>>183944312
"Callie and Marie are canonically in a relationship but sometimes have threesomes with Agent 4"
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Probably patching out the free meal tickets right now. Hope you guys took advantage of it
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>dynamo nerfed to shit in 1
>it gets the stingray in 2
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>>183942625
It just let me buy stuff from the stores like 5 minutes ago
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>>183944707
Wait for the Gold. It will be worth the weight.
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>>183944707
ok dynamon
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>>183944612
They had maintenance scheduled for later tonight, this was unplanned.
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>>183944612
I'm going to laugh when you faggots get your tickets reset
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You know this is gonna patch the game to remove the ticket exploit. You already grinded your tickets right?
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>>183945120
>Nintendo nerfs ticket exploit
>bans everybody that exploited it
>mfw
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>>183945118
>people can buy meal tickets after they complete campaign
>no way to tell who legit earned it or exploited it
In all honesty, it wouldn't bother me if it was reset, it's like an hour lost. They'd be resetting your tickets too and everyone else that earned theirs.
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If I finish all levels with the brella do I get it in multiplayer?
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>>183945418
I-i got my first S rank. Are you proud of me /ink/?
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Can you use money and exp tickets at the same time?
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>>183945512
No
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>>183945360
as much as I want the exploiting faggots banned, nintendo sadly isn't that iron fisted, and are most likely just going to reset the tickets
>>183945418
good thing I already used all of my legally earned xp up tickets
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>>183945536
Depends, which mode and what weapon.
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>yfw new weapon, stage, and ranked mode after maintenance
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>>183945536
depends, are you a slosher/brush player?
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>>183945675
keep dreaming buddy
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>>183945661
Tower control. Switched between roller, trislosher, heavy splatling and splattershot jr. Had the most success with the splattershot jr. Skipped rank from A to S
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>>183945360

I seriously doubt they would ban people over something like that.
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>>183945574
no
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>>183945825
I guess you get a pass.
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>>183945908
Ill be sure to make you proud by getting to S+!
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>>183945675
>yfw playable Octolings after maintenance
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how do I know if what I drew made it to the game, I don't think I broke any rules?
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>You can teleport to a location from Inkopolis Square

Fuck me I didn't realize this until now
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>>183946002
Us both.
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>He can't outrange brush/sloshers
Retrieve skill
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This is probably the update to fix the erroneous SplatNet 2 gear
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>>183946125
thats some extreme fucking trigger discipline
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Should I be ashamed of using the rapid blaster in ranked?
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>>183941189

What if the scientist is Mr. Grizz?

He's getting all these fish eggs to give the Judds the best birthday party a cat could ever have.
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>>183946403

Only if you lose
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>>183946086
you can jump to anywhere from anywhere
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are there any scans or something of the full english artbook that I can read?
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>>183946505
Aw beans.
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>that reference
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>>183946872
Zero III is shit

Does anyone have any idea when maintenance is over, or are we all flying blind?
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>>183946941
Tomorrow 2 am. Also 1>2>3
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>>183943339
This probably. I'll writefags myself once my computer isn't broken
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>>183946410
Mr. Grizz is probably from a part of mountainous terrain which survived the flood and is stuck there, hence why he has to communicate via radio. His appearance would also be alien and terrifying to seaborn sentient life.
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Just got splatoon 2 today and I'm enjoying it so far. Any tips on getting gud with gyro aiming (aside from practice)?
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>>183947474
Find the sensitivity setting which works best for you.
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>>183946941
>>183947161
And there i thought the zero escape series is mostly unknown to westerners
Im quite pleased that i was wrong
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>>183947474
If you're like me, play on your stomach or with it stops on something
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>>183947419
He is a true American. He's a grizzly bear, a war profiteer, and the only one who sees the apocalypse coming and is actively preventing it by having fun and making profit
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>>183947419
You're god dam right he'd be terrifying
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>>183947474
Id recommend setting both sensitivities to 5 and turning them down from there.

I ended up with 5 right stick and 3-4 motion depending on the weapon.
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>>183947747
Set, not stop*
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>>183947474
I got used to it by going through the singleplayer first
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>>183947706
Westerners are mostly the reason ZE3 exists. ZE series didn't sell well in Japan and they were just gonna scrap the project until some fags tried to rally support for the project in the west.
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Post them stats, niggas. You are winning most of your games, aren't you?
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>Pull Switch out of dock
>Loud fan noise from the top

W-what's going on?
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>>183947803
It'd be great if he's from Alaska and Salmonids are trying to take over his mountains, hence his hatred for them.
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>>183947706
who do you think you're talking to kiddo
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>>183948061
How long have you been playing?
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Whoops the old thread's long dead.
The Sisters would be a ice climbers style tag team if they get in Smash, assuming they don't end up as costumes for a generic Inkling. The second is probably more likely.
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>>183947997
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>>183948080
He is prolly like Beorn, or at least his size and his range is the entire Pacific coast from the Aleutian to norcal
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Software update. Happening.
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>>183948212
Also by his voice I'm assuming he's less aggressive and more greedy, hence why he uses child labor rather than doing it himself.
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The madmen did it. They actually patched it.
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ooo an update

>>183946776
also please I wanna view squid comics without paying money
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>update

oh shit nigger
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>>183948328
He seems to be understanding. If you teamwipe he's like 23 eggs? That's too bad. He is pretty kind for sending children into a war zone against the demons of the deep.
That or he's stealing eggs so he can raise his own army. Or farm them. He uses children since he's too alien and big to Catch them himself to be allowed near there. Or he simply figured out the easiest way to get it and just doesnt fish anymore
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"When smoke rises from the seven rings,
The pinkfish will emerge from the sea,
devouring all creatures of the land."
-The Book of Madai, chapter 10, verse 10
You know what those rings are? Spoiler alert: their Salmonid motherships and usually where there's a mothership, there's a horde of angry Salmonids. Hear me out, what if the Salmonids figure out that the Great Zapfish is shrinking and is constantly under the use of their enemies? A mass migration to land on a scale of Apocalypse? Probably. After all there's a strong connection between them and Zapfish themselves, we just don't know yet.
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>>183947929
Interesting

>>183948082
Well it's just that I love the series but I'll bet with you that no person I will ever meet over here will know it or heard of it.
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Where the fuck do they keep the patchnotes? I'm assuming they just fucked over the ticket thing.
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>>183948441
Guessing they patched the ticket glitch. Has anyone checked?
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>>183948614
And that in the manuel, it said that mideval citirs were crushed beneath the salmon hordes before guns were invented
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>>183948061
Put it into sleep mode, mi amor
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>>183948608
He's greedy hence his rewarding for exceeding quotas but he knows that treating employees like dirt = less profit. He acts like a manager for a commission based system, like car sales.
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They say to check the official site after this.
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>>183948061
That's your machine trying to keep itself cool since it's now doing all the work.
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Can confirm, ticket farming doesn't work anymore.
Went and got both tickets, returned and my ammount didn't change.
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>>183948729
Still works cor me
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what the fuck is with all the advertising now?
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>>183948763
>give your guys extra shit if they do good
>greedy
I mean he still uses child labor, but he uses 16 year olds with some experience so he's not a bad guy. My state can get you a job like that
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>>183949057
Just checked, and it has been patched. The ghost tickets still apear, but no longer add to your ticket count.
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>>183949191
Squids are 16?
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Tried fries with mayo today, not bad. Now I'm not sure what side to pick come splatfest.
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>>183949191
>>183949253
Splatoon 2 Squids are confirmed to be new Squids that are 14 not the Squids from the first game.
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Does the game force you to patch to start? I was thinking of helping my brother's account farm the tickets before patching it.
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>>183949373
Nope, cheat away
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WHAT DID THEY PATCH
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>>183948730
>inkling kind constantly on the side of luck despite odds being stacked against them
>are technologically inferior to every other nation
>smaller numbers
>worse of battle tactics
>would probably run single file into battle just to get slaughtered
>in possession of biological power sources that are near infinite
>can't use zapfish to full potential
>constantly bullies Salmonid and Octarians
>underestimates the enemy constantly
Inklings are building upon their own demise. You can see it from miles away.
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>2 people advertising for twitch/youtube in a row in my plaza
wow new record for me
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>>183949253
At minimum, yes. Your squid is the same age as agent 3, 2 years have passed, and agent 3 had to have been at least 14 to take humanoid form.
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PATCH NOTES WHERE
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Anyone found info on the update?
I checked the news section and say bupkiss
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>>183949351
They are all 16 now tho
>>183949245
Mine didn't update, now it has.
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So with this patch, the only way to get more tickets right now is salmon run, right?

>>183949646
>>183949695
Check a few posts above you before posting. Ticket farming was patched.
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>>183949373
It forces you to patch before you can play multiplayer.
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CHEAT TICKETS BEFPRE YOU UPDATE! THE EXPLOIT HAS BEEN PATCHED!
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>>183949338
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>tfw farmed the tickets and have a ticket supply that'll last me well over a year
>just got patched, moralfags and lazyfags cannot get anymore

Who /blessed/ here?
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>started up Splatoon and it updated
>just found out there was an exploit

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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can't wait until tickets get reset
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where the good tickets at before I start exploiting?
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>>183949505
Just like humanity...
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>>183949849
I grinded out 40 tickets before I got bored. That's 39 more tickets that I would've got so I guess it was worth it.
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>>183949849
I got 50+ of them
Then I got lazy
But I don't really plan on using them, so there's that too
It's like apples in BotW. I collect a lot of them for no reason other than to have them
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Splatoon JP posted this regarding the update
>今回の調整は、一部のスペシャルウェポンの発動回数を調整し、メインウェポンの使用感を変えない範囲でバランスを少しだけ整えることを意図しています。 次回は、一部のメインウェポンの使い勝手を向上させることを意図した調整を、8月中に行う予定です。
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>>183946776
Buy it. Its only $30. If you really love the franchise, support it. Link:

https://www.amazon.com/Art-Splatoon-Nintendo/dp/150670400X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1501119089&sr=8-1&keywords=splatoon+artbook
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https://support.nintendo.co.jp/app/answers/detail/a_id/34680
Nip patch notes, google translate seems to imply they changed the special charge rates of some weapons. Splattershot was buffed, NZap/.96/Slosher seems nerfed.
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>>183950440
>unfairly inflated price in Canada
So where are those scans jewtendo?
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what version is the game at now? is it 1.1.1?
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>turf war
>team is slosher/charger/splattershot/splatling gun
>entire enemy team is aerospray fags
>lose to 4 bomb rushes that never seem to end
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English patch notes
http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/p/897
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>>183949954
Just grinded 25 tickets and I plan on using as many as possible before any ticket reset
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>>183950490
>Splattershot was buffed
>most common and versatile weapon there is

For what purpose
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>forced to finish single player since no servers
Why was it so rehashed? Only a few points felt new compared to the original
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>>183950490
Both the normal and Emparry Dualies take less to charge their special.
The Tentatek, NZap, .96, Slosher, Tri-Slosher, and the Mini Splatling take longer to charge their special.
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>>183949849
>made in to hub 5 in time to exploit the other 99 tickets
Feels good
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>>183950643
Splattershot wasn't buffed though. Tentatek's special went from 190 to 210 points. The buffed weapons are the 3 Dualies.
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>>183942082
i've ben busy making one in relation to Salmon Run for a while now.

Still ain't finished thou.
Everytime i think i'm done i notice another damn feature on the Grizzco worker-uniform,
or some faulty anatomy and proportions in the drawing.
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>>183950635
>An occasionally occurring issue allowed players to receive gear from the SplatNet Gear Shop with an unintended combination of gear abilities. The combination of abilities for this type of gear has been changed to match those of gear available for purchase in the Inkopolis Square shops.

What's the point of SplatNet then?
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>>183950643
>>183950804
Yeah I read it wrong. It was the Splat Dualies that were buffed >>183950750
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http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/p/897
English Patch notes
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>lay down squid beacons
>no one ever uses them
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>>183950490
>Octobrush untouched
The cheesing shall continue
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>>183950843
What it means is that a couple items were available with abilities that aren't supposed to be on that item of clothing. The unique combinations normally available from Splatnet haven't been changed.
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>>183951084
How do you use it?
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>>183950750
>the dualies got buffed
holy shit, my dick can only take so much
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>>183950843
To buy gear with different main abilities from the in-game stores. The patch fixed an issue where some gear got main abilities they weren't supposed to get. For example, only shoes are supposed to have the stealth jump ability, but some SplatNet2 gear like shirts and hats were getting stealth jump as their main abilities, which is broken.
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>>183951179
you can't use your own beacons.
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>>183951179
open up map
you're able to super jump to them
y-you are super jumping responsibly right anon?
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>>183951179
You squid jump to them just like a teammate.
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>>183949630
>>183949708

Thant's just bad localization on treehouse's part. The director himself confirmed they are 14.

>The previous playable Inklings would be around 16 now, so the new 14 year old Inklings will step up to the plate.

http://nintendoeverything.com/splatoon-2-producer-talks-a-ton-about-weapons-mobile-app-usage-graphics-hd-rumble-more/3/
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>>183951279
Fuck, that's why...
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>>183950292
Food tickets are incredibly useful though. They make grinding for EXP and Cash easier. You can get 100k+ cash if you play for a few hours while having a cash ticket active
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Ranked is full of retards.
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>>183951148
>>183951238
I see, thanks for the clarification
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>>183951279
Yeah you can actually.
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>>183951084
holy moley that pic made me laugh so hard
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>>183951475
How though
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>>183951416
>shad
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where are the double tickets located, my fellow squid kids?
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New Pearl/Marina dialogue
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>>183951516

You're cancer, contributing utterly nothing to the thread, I hope you know that.
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Who else is feeling them fresh tickets?
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>>183951475
How so? It only ever gives me the option to jump to my teammates and the spawn point.
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>>183951509
You just click on them on the map. The same way you superjump to a teammate really.
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>>183951279
Yes you can. I'm the only one on my team that uses them.

>>183951509
>drop beacon
>open map
>jump to beacon
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on the field guide of the salmonids, it says that the octarians and salmonids share technology through trades between them
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How many babs gonna whine to Nintendo about banning or wiping the tickets when patching out the exploit was already the most they can do?
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>>183951574
There's one double XP in the single player, can't remember the map.
Double cash ones you can only get from Salmon Run rewards.
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>>183951509
Move the cursor with the right stick over the beacon
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>>183951574
Theres one next to level 6 in world 2 (exp)

And one next to level 27 in world 5 (gold)
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>>183951673
moving the analog stick just moves my character around in the background
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>>183951826
those are 1.5, not 2x
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>>183951620
Calm down shadman
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwERpeBVJa8
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>>183951794
I legit didnt know this i thought you were restricted to choosing allies with the left face buttons
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>>183951331
Yeah, I was really confused when Marie said something like "You remind me of Agent 3, if Agent 3 were two years older and had better hygiene". I'm assuming they meant "if Agent 3 was two years younger"
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>An occasionally occurring issue allowed players to receive gear from the SplatNet Gear Shop with an unintended combination of gear abilities. The combination of abilities for this type of gear has been changed to match those of gear available for purchase in the Inkopolis Square shops.

I'm lost. Wasn't the point of splatnet to get the same gear but with different main abilities or am I missing something?
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>>183951581
>Y'ALL
why the fuck is Pearl talking like a retarded southerner? this shit is embarrasing
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>>183951990

>>183951238
>>183951148
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>An occasionally occurring issue allowed players to receive gear from the SplatNet Gear Shop with an unintended combination of gear abilities. The combination of abilities for this type of gear has been changed to match those of gear available for purchase in the Inkopolis Square shops.

no more unique main abilities from Annie?
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>>183952017
You might be the retard here
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>>183951669
I got 99 exp but i was too lazy to grind the money ones too.
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>>183952017
Y'all ain't no southern sclusive term ya hear?
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>>183952017
Where the hell are you from that nobody ever uses y'all?
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>>183952123
No, they incorrectly gave abilities to types of gear that shouldn't have them, like giving ninja squid to a shoe when it should be clothing exclusive.
These are the clothing items that were fixed.
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>>183952017
>Mariefags are really this stupid
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>>183952167
are you trying to say Pearl is a wigger? such behavior is unfitting for a princess
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>first piece of gear with more than 1 slot on splatnet in the last 24 hours
>its fucking quick respawn weighted

I hate this goddamn app
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Don't tell me one of you guys actually spent the time to farm 99 tickets.
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>>183952356
I mean, I farmed 50 of both.

Worth it.
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>>183952356
>one

Anon...
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>no christmas in july update
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>>183951907
I don't think you can glitch 2x tickets.
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>>183952356
Don't tell you stopped halfway
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>>183952356
Please be patient I have autism
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>nerfed the Slosher
fuck this stupid ass game
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>>183952298
I reckon I mite be callin that there princess a wigger. She may look like one, smell like one he'll she's cute as aunt Marie's belly button but she don't walk n squawk like no princess I've ever seen. Now my third sister, the one with the tooth gap that can be seen from cross the farm, now theres a princess.
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Nintendo:

"Preasu usu Duaries. We maku fun new weapon ando maku masucoto ovu gamu, ando yu no usu. We maku betteru."
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>>183951054
>no nerfs on the brushes
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>>183952356
I did it in like an hour max while watching a stream effortlessly. 99 of both exp and money. It took minimal effort.
I farmed 999 free Premier Balls in Pokemon Sun too when the game gave me the chance. This was a breeze compared to that.
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>>183952616
I know sloshers attract low IQ people with terrible reactions, aiming, and skill, but all that got nerfed was that you have to spam your ZR button a few more times to get your special. Shouldn't be too difficult for you slosher folk to accomplish since that's the only thing you do the entire round.
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Man the artfags need to get to work on some off the hook lewds

http://imgur.com/a/cnGt9
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How am I supposed to play ranked if 75% of my team don't understand how it works and just superjump to the person furthest away and immediately die?
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>just got the game last night
>missed all this ticket stuff
How shitty is the game now?
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>>183952616
>180 to 190

Is it even that much of a nerf? I don't use it much.
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>>183952668
..B-but I already used the Dualies, Nintendo. There was no need to piss everybody else off by nerfing their weapon and buffing ours....
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>>183951937
Wow, looked like shit. Then again Wii U was 720p.
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>>183952884
I'm practicing squids if you got coin.
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>>183952884
>Off The Hook
>Not Octo Calie
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>>183952797
Shut up fucking cuck bitch
Slosher actually takes some fucking skill to use in comparison to whatever ape shooter you probably use
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>>183952616
Tri, .96 and Tentatek got it worse.
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>storefronts from left to right
shirts > shoes > hats >weapons

>store swap with L/R while shopping
shoes > shirts > hats >weapons

muh autism is tingling
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>>183952990
Same. I liked being Revolver Octolot. There's a bit of fun to playing a weapon that isn't the best but isn't bad either.
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>>183953084
holy fuck im actually mad
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I need a picture of Annie and Moe with Moe saying "BUY OUR GARBAGE" and Annie doing her best to make a sale.
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>>183952990
the trislosher had it comming...
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>>183952436
Marie hasn't had the best taste in names either.
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>teammates somehow lose control 3v1
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>>183953309
Sounds like Goku levels of cockiness occurred
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>>183952783
Ayy, same. °¬°b
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>>183950203
Great, they've had enough potential to make something of themselves only to screw it up constantly. When will the apex predator finally show up and destroy all of Inkling kind for the better of the world?
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I'm honestly about to become a brush fag.

This weapon is so fucking broken its unreal, literal instakill at close range. Outclasses every other close range weapon by a mile
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for those who care about the meta of the game

Tentatek 190->210
N-Zap 180->200
.96 180->210
Tri-Slosher 180->210
Some special requirement changes
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Is there any way to get the original splattershot? I miss my toy water gun.
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>>183952783
>>183953416
jesus christ
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>>183953412
I wish I saw
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>>183953456
*Laughs in RapidBlaster-ese*
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>>183953491
If you mean the one that appeared in the first game, no.
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>>183952280
you do remember who won that splatfest, right?
>>183952783
>still no good fetish art of Pearl
>>183952616
good, you should kill yourself for using the slosher in online to substitute for your lack of skill
>>
Is the inkbrush cancer too or just the octobrush?
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>>183953048
>paying for porn
lol
>>
splat brella w h e n
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>>183948614
The great zapfish is the same size as it's always been, it's just farther away so it looks smaller. That, and Marina and Pearl need to get their eyes checked.

Also, the motherships are square shaped, not rings. So there goes your theory.
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>No brush nerfs
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>>183952356
how do you farm tickets?
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>>183952356
Back from farming about 40 just now. 50 of both should be enough.
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>An occasionally occurring issue allowed players to receive gear from the SplatNet Gear Shop with an unintended combination of gear abilities. The combination of abilities for this type of gear has been changed to match those of gear available for purchase in the Inkopolis Square shops.

holup, what dis?
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>>183953920
too late, it just got patched.
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>>183953831
I tried.
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>>183953861
>thinking these nerfs are actual nerfs to the weapons and not their specials
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I have not heard a female inkling say Woomy in splatoon2 yet
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>>183953973
People getting shit like this familia >>183952251
>>
Why do people like control over turf war?
>>
>>183953973
>>183952251
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>>183954060
Woomy isn't as common as before
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>Pearl is besties with Marina
>always together
>marina is a type of harbor
>pearl
>harbor
>Pearl Harbor
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>>183953048
I'm not paying you shit unless you'd draw Marie farting in Callie's mouth to put her in her place
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>>183954008
I mean you should draw and link your stuff, but expecting people here to pay for it is kind of scummy.

It's not like it's furshit or something nobody wants to draw.
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>>183954196
Stop posting this
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>>183952884
Why is Brainwashed Callie so hot?
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>every inkarmor except jr nerfed
cool
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>>183953852
Are you telling me that you haven't noticed that it got a significantly smaller since the last time it was used? Also if you look at the motherships, they have some weird ring like lights at the bottom of them, check for yourself.
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>>183954405
Because Octavio has some great tastes.
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>>183954405
I hope there will be more. ill be adding whatever new lewds i can find to this album (+ w+)7
>>
How the hell does The Great Zapfish survive outside of water? Why is it always just staring at you? Is it happy on a tower? Is it aware that it's being used as a power source?

Has nobody thought to hold a conversation with or ask The Great Zapfish these things?
>>
>>183954473
>no change to aerospray
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>>183954509
I assumed that was due to the distance. And either way, I'm sure it's nothing important.

>>183954594
See, now these are the really important questions we should be asking.
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>next 3 levels only unlock rollers and chargers

ew
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>No Octobrush nerfs

guessilldie.jpg
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>>183941930
>Discord
>- Nope.

Who is this butthurt fag, how am I supposed to play on a squad if nintendo's voice is complete shit. Post the link
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>>183954652
Maybe not important now, but there's no problem in speculating.
>>183954594
Maybe it offered itself to Inkling kind for some reason, kind of like the Traveler from Destiny?
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>>183954207
Yeah, that I do admit. I should set something official up instead of trying to force freelance.
and finish college so I can have time to do it too...
>>
>>183954842

https://discord.gg/9EVV4y
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Show me a video of someone playing the Splatling well
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>>183954842
>wahh why can't I bring my autistic drama into the general
go back to shitting up the /vp/ drawthreads if you love discord so much
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>>183954962
I don't record my gameplay, sorry.
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>>183954030
>a nerf to a weapons unchangeable kit isn't a nerf to the weapon
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What weapon am I supposed to use in Splat Zones? It seems like the no-skill Slosher is the best but I don't want to be a faggot
>>
I heard brella even from hero mode isn't available yet. Are all of the other hero weapons unlockable? And are there any that are significantly better than their normal weapon counterpart?
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>>183955070
Why use it over literally anything
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>>183955114

Yes but they are just reskins of the base weapon.
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>>183954862
>more time after college
Haha
>>
>>183955114
It is usable, its just that you don't get the replica of it to use in multiplayer just yet until the normal one is released.
The replicas you can use in multiplayer are exact clones of the normal weapon, they are just reskins.
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>>183955130
It reminds me of when I still liked TF2 and I mained heavy.
>>183955180
Assuming fate continues and no one hires me.
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>>183955074
>weapon, which you use 95% of the entire game inking and killing and not your special, still shoots the same, kills the same, behaves the same, runs the same
>this is a nerf to the weapon
>>
I'm going to quit ranked until they nerf the Octobrush. This thing is fucking ridiculous
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>>183955170
>>183955236
Oh I see. I thought they might have different specials or something.
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>>183955293
>Assuming fate continues and no one hires me.
Hey that happened to me.

I'm trying to figure out how to make money and I have no artistic talent.
>>
>>183954910
Well, how are you supposed to use a discord voice chat WHEN NOBODY FUCKING USES IT?
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>>183953426
If I could make the storyline for splatoon 3

>game starts with normal plot, great zapfish is gone, go steal it back from octarians
>levels proceed normally but something's wrong; there's not any zapfish
>as you keep playing, you start seeing these really sleek and futuristic robotic enemies that don't match the octarian's art style
>you finally encounter DJ Octavio and after a long and fierce battle you confront him about the zapfish
>he doesn't have it
>oh shit.jpg
>get mobbed by robots and have to escape
>meet mysterious tall dude
>he tells you how to defeat the robots
>final level is inkopolis under attack
>you join up with the octarians to stop the robots
>sunken scroll reveals mysterious tall dude is the human scientist
>when you go back to meet him, he's gone
>yfw when
>>
I'm going to get sub enhance and sub saver for splattershot. What should be my third primary?
>>
What's the best place to buy the amiibo? I don't want to get extra ripped off on top of the normal ripped off
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>about to win a ranked splatzone after a losing streak
>connection error xD

I seriously almost regret buying a switch for this shit. Only device in the whole house that can't keep a connection
>>
>>183955114
The brella is more than likely the next dlc weapon
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>>183955503
Same desu, probably going to sell it after odyssey.
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>>183955503
>playing online games through wifi
Even if the Switch didn't have a shit network card that's still a dumbass idea.
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>>183955503
>>183955578
Mine has never disconnected even once, you just have third world internet. Try to stop being poor, will you?
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I really want to love the jet squelcher for its range but man that 4 shots to kill is rough
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>>183955310
QUIT STANDING IN THE SPOTS THE BRUSH DROPS DOWN FROM
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>>183955423
best place is to just buy a bunch of NFC tags and make your own bootleg amiibo
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>>183955417
I'm glad you're not the one making it then, because that's a terrible idea.
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>>183955803
That sounds hard
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When do shops reset? I'm level 10 still wearing the clothes you get at level 0
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>>183955849
you said best, not easiest
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>still look intently at my squid because he's adorable
>still dress him in cute clothes
>still have lewd thoughts about him
Am i alone?
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>>183955726
give the rapid blaster a try if you want some range play. not quite squelcher range, but pretty good and easier to splat with (except at close range)
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>>183955723
Every other device in my house works perfectly, why not this?
>>
>entire enemy team gets splatted at the same time in the last 20 seconds after they hard push
>one of them immediately d/c

That's what your laggy fucking nigger squid ass gets chris.
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post ywn mayo stomps ketchup in solo and team matchs by +25%
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>>183955880
every day you get new clothes in the shops (The amount of skill slots depends on your level somehow)
every 2 hours (or whatever) a new piece of clothes gets added to the app
>>
>>183955983
>replying to that
>at all

dude, no.
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>>183955293
I got hired within 2 months of graduating. Now I work 40 hours a week mostly driving around to various locations.
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>>183955996
I will release my seed to Pearl in celebration
>>
God damn this game is fun, Nintendo really is the king of making shit thats just entertaining to play. Easily the second best game of the year even with all the QoL issues that it has right now.
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>>183955957
faggot
I exclusively play as a girl but only because as a man it is not allowed to play with dolls or do dressup even though that's what I like to do, and dressing up a girl is less gay than dressing up a guy
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How do you change your in-game name? Mine is just the same as my Switch name at the moment, but I see people with different ones made just for Splatoon.
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>>183955996
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>>183955417
Better idea

>Callie and Marie return as the news hosts
>every stage is just Octos being exterminated through state-sponsored genocide
>at the end Marie comes out of my television and marries me
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any good splatoon h-manga on the panda?
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>>183956256
never change, anon
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>>183955957
>>183956148
The inkling boys in this game act far more lewd and slutty than the girls.
>>
I just got DC'd 3 times
Game didn't warn me, so I assume it wasn't my shitty internet
You lose freshness and meal points, which is bullshit
Update must have done something, it's been fine since a day after release, anyone else have this?
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>>183956363
no you're just a faggot
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>>183956454
Not even sexually attracted but it's glaringly obvious. They don't act masculine at all.
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>>183956328
https://exhentai.org/g/914644/fc89d40883/
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>>183956551
>vomit
>vore
I said good
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>>183955957
Not at all
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>>183956524
Anon, it's okay to be gay
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>>183956524
They're trendy fashion obsessed upper class first world fuccbois. They aren't masculine at all.
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>>183956736
Says the one afraid to play male characters for fear of being called gay
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>>183956414
I started getting it a couple of days ago
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>>183956808
>I'm not gay, I swear, please believe me
the fact that you feel the need to be so defensive tells me otherwise
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>>183954910
>/v/eekend
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>>183943165
I use the regular brush and carry teams with it in ranked.
>>
>This one homo projecting so hard he's calling everyone else gay
>>
>>183956148
>I exclusively play as a girl but only because I want to do girly things and present myself as female but I'm not allowed to because I'm a guy

:^)
>>
>>183956957
I'm not that anon, but I do suck some mean dick.
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>>183956135
>entertaining
>ARMS
>>
>>183957024
Actually I want to control how women dress
get it right
>>
>>183957135
>because as a man it is not allowed to play with dolls or do dressup even though that's what I like to do
You're pretty gay dude
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>>183956524
>lewd and slutty
>because the dont act masculine
anon.
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>>183954910
If theres a nsfw channel, fucking bail.
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>>183943165
I solo tower with a bucket.
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>>183957119
Its entertaining for the first couple hours, it just gets old quick.
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>>183957184
Could just be a repressed tranny
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>>183955957
no
>>183956363
You can basically cross dress with them
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>>183957220
They're putting something in the water in Inkopolis and its making the freaking squids gay!
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>>183957135
>Actually I want to control how women dress
So does every homo in fashion because women have shit taste and love spending money.
>>
Should I use octobrush? I mean I want to be good at the game and learn from my mistakes, but I'm tired of losing in ranked to teams of other octobrush and feel like I'm not really learning much so
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>>183956862
You've got me mixed up with someone else.
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>>183957407
What works works. There's no honor in a game made for tryhards and children.
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>>183957407
do you want to throw away your dignity?
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>>183956363
>japs finally noticed the revealing tank tops on the boys
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is anyone else bothered by it being WAY easier to rank up in splatoon 2?

i feel like my rank in splatoon 1 was earned but my rank in splatoon 2 is more just a measure of play time
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>>183957407
i mean... i would say yeah if youre just tryna rush to B- to unlock league to play with friends

but if youre trying to cheese brush to get past brush elo hell, im sorry to say youre gonna find yourself against just as many brushes as you go up. but theyll be better brushes.

if it were me, id relax and not worry about my team failing me and losing when theres nowhere lower to fall to and enjoy splatting clueless C- squids while i learn the maps and matchups
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Any other inklings find any REAL art?

>>183957759
Where's his Domino mask?
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>>183957837
No.
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>>183957759
Tsukushi has a serious puffy nipple fetish among others, of course he noticed
>>
>>183957927
Cute
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>>183957837
I suffered mental damage trying to get s in the first game so I'm OK with it being easier climbing up from the bottom again.
>>
So what is Splatoon 3's battle royale mode going to be like?
>>
>>183958012
Imaginary, no doubt.
>>
Splat zones is giving me diabetes
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>>183957962
I love how they modeled the chest
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>>183957837
Yeah I see what you mean, because it barely ever goes down (when you lose, it just cracks a little, until it might EVENTUALLY give you a real penalty for losing by breaking).
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>>183957837
Considering how the highest rank is S+50, not really.
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>>183957927
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>>183958212
I've hit the wall. I either need to grind my shot game with something better or never play this shit mode again.
>>
How do you get KOs in ranked?
>>
>>183950490
Don't tell me they buffed the ink/octobrushes
>>
>>183956363
>>183957313
>>183957759
>>183957962
>>183958240
>this never happened until an octarian became part of inkling society
the moral degeneration of inklings is real
I for one welcome the Pinkfish
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>>183958457
Win.
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>>183958628
>yfw this game is commentary about the demasculinization of Japan
>>
>e-liter 4K

defend this
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>>183958774
splat brella
>>
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>>183958768
They didn't listen.
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>>183958973
I love you bucket man!
>>
>>183958973
>2 useless retards
>a pedophile
>the man who is going to carry the team in his bucket
>>
Finally hit level 13!
Finally i can hold that sweet, sweet rapid blaster again!

what abilities should keep an eye out for?
ink saver?
special charge?
ink resistance?
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>>183958973
DUDE BUCKETS LMAO
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>>183951416
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>>183959102
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>>183958973
Right Wing Death Squids
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>>183959403
wtf, I love blasters now
>>
>play control
>teammates literally can't comprehend not trying to spawn camp even though we barely have control

????????????????????
>>
>one more win to get out of B
Oh boy I can't wait to lose 5 times in a row now.
>>
Is the food from crusty sean supposed to have a limit? After I bought one, it still says "20 left".
>>
>>183955983

is your switch in the DMZ?
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>>183958973
>bucket man
its the guy
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>random guy sends friend request
>say whatever and accept
>phone vibrates
>notification from the nintendo app
>guy I just added sent an invitation to his splatoon 2 lobby
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>>183959623
it lasts for a certain amount of games

20 left means 20 games left
>>
What's a good weapon for me to use if i suck at aiming?
>>
>>183959904
octobrush
>>
>>183958973
not gonna lie this is a pretty stylish squad

Especially bucket man
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>>183959904
Charger
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>>183959954
brush, roller, bucket, maybe aerospray?
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>>183960046
>quote -50
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>>183960046
Bucket is the hardest to aim in the game
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>Bucket man. Born in a bucket, swears he will die in a bucket. Capable of throwing ink 300 yards away with pin point accuracy . Physically incapable of not smiling. Nerves of steel
>Wall Friend. Master of the hidden wall tech, single handedly secured the win for team ice cream during the first NA splatfest. Seems to teleport around the map, no ink splot is safe. He is everywhere and no where .
>Splat tim: An enigma wrapped in a mystery who sustains himself on a diet of secrets and the blood of his enemies. Never lost a match, never lost a kill. Has a direct line to the squid sisters and off the hook. Can vibrate at the speed of sound.
Where is the fourth squidman of the inkocalyps?
>>
Well I was right, motion controls are shit, Just tried my first game with em, I'm level 13, so still pretty new but I have a grasp on how to play.

Can't aim for shit with wiggle and waggle tho, all this "its just as good as a mouse!" or "its the best way to play!" shit is just people trying to make sense of why Nintendo felt it had to do motion controls AGAIN
>>
>>183960046
the brush and the aerosprays are the only ones that requires zero aiming at all. But the aerospray doesn't aim because it can't while the octobrush doesn't aim because it doesn't need to. The bucket and Roller can miss if they aren't in their sweetspot
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>>183960387
ok
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>yfw
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>>183960387
>everyone else does well with motion
>i don't
>that means motion is shit
I don't know anon, I don't really follow your logic.
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Please help I can't stop using the Splattershot Jr.
SAVE ME
>>
>default splatbrella has a shit kit
>the other that's going to be released 4 months later is the good kit

it's the heavy splatling all over again.
>>
>>183960492
When what? When you're still playing turf war?
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>>183960387
>I'm bad
That's all you had to say
>>
>>183960357
A jap
>>
Bucket is the worst meme in the game.
>>
>>183960306
>what bucketfags actually believe
>>
>>183960616
What else is there?
not op just new
>>
>>183960808
ranked
>>
>>183960357

Hank: Con man that markets two month old tech as secrets techniques he named himself. Can disappear at will.
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>>183960519
>everyone else
>some youtubers
>>
They could buff dualies special cost down to 100 and it still wouldn't be a good weapon since the octobrush exists.
>>
>>183960770
>hit aerospray user perfectly with bucket over and over
>literally every possible square inch around them is inked
>they slowly turn around
>their finger brushes against ZR half way
>die when the first hint of their ink lands near you
>>
>>183959819
So what happens if you buy a different one? Does it consume the first entirely first?
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>/ink/ is conditioning me to hate anyone I see with an octobrush
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>>183961067
it'll remove the effect of the first one and replace it with the effect of the new one you get
>>
So we all agree level 23 is the best level in single player right?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13545506
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>>183953684
Source?
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>>183961167
Is that the one with a lot of ride rails?
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>play splatoon 1
>first game I play after like a few months
>2 afk people on my team
>my team gets royally fucked
>mfw
>>
>>183960387
I came from playing PC shooters and this is my first experience with motion control aiming. I was able to pick it up within an hour and am more comfortable with it after ~60 hours than I am with the mouse ive been using all my fucking life.

Motion controls are perfect for aiming, youre just too stuck in stick mode from console shooters or something. Give it time anon, its worth it.
>>
>>183961257
weird kenn, if you aren't familiar with that artist, you don't want the source
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>>183961115
I use it because it specifically causes asshurt.
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this please me
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>>183961115
Reminder: everybody who doesn't use your favorite weapon is shit, and everybody who uses your favorite weapon is an asshole.
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>>183961369
I'm new to the game too but the motion controls are very intuitive and fun, definitely an integral part of the splatoon experience
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>>183961142
Alright, thanks.
>>
>>183949849
>tfw 99/99 tickets with a full 20 active
>>
>>183961583
We need witch hats for a halloween item.
>>
>>183961583
Fuck Akko
>>
>>183961831
That reminds me, I hope they bring back the Ika Musume costume.
>>
I feel like I'm not utilizing the Dualies Roll to its full potential. Any tips, or should I just use a Splattershot? I fucking hate the Splashdown and Inkjet though.
>>
>>183961943
Dualies roll is situational. I most just move forward and splat. The big benefit is your speed while shooting and close range damage which rivals the octobrush.
>>
>>183961645
I almost never see another splatling
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>>183961943
I can't really help you with the roll, but what Subs and Specials do you like, and I can recommend you a weapon.
>>
>>183961943
You can always use the Splattershot pro if you hate having a sub and a special
>>
>>183961943
>>183962030
Don't forget they can fastfall in midair by rolling. That's insanely useful.
>>
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deepest lore part 1
>>
who else hasn't updated and is just farming tickets now
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>>183961329
Yup
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deepest lore part 2
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>>183961583
LWA was incredibly mediocre and Akko a shit
>>
>>183960387
Here's a (You)
>>
>>183962074
Subs

Like:

Burst Bombs
Splat Bombs
Toxic Mist

Hate:

Suction Bombs
Mine
Curling Bomb

Specials

Like:

Tenta Missiles
Bomb Launcher
Ink Storm
Ink Armor

Hate:

Sting Ray
Inkjet
Splashdown
>>
>>183962194
>Decimated
I really hate how people have misused this word so much it no longer means what it should mean.
>>
>>183962194
>>183962370
Is this official or just fan stuff?
>>
>>183962565
It's from the artbook, so it's official
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100 to 0, real quick
>>
Fucking finally got B- in splat zones
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>>183962472
How the fuck do you use ink storm effectively anyway? I should probably figure out considering it's what the splat brella has
>>
>>183962762
That must be the saddest looking bar right now.
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>>183962520
"kill, destroy, or remove a large percentage or part of."
Seems right to me.
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>>183961167
Without a doubt. Sucks the rest of the levels weren't that good.
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>>183962889
>tfw my ranks are A- S S
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>>183962520
While the original use of the word was 'cut into tenths', the definition has changed over time to just "kill, destroy, or remove a large percentage/part of". You'd be surprised at how fucked the English language is becoming.
>>
>>183962472
Well shit, your only real options are the Dualies, Tri-Slosher, and Splattershot Jr.

The .52gal is okay if you don't mind the Point Sensors

If you feel comfortable playing Rollers, Try the Krak-on or Carbon

>>183962895
That's the thing, you don't really use it "effectively", it's just a throw away special, that you can use mindlessly without needing to aim or commit to anything. Just throw it towards the area being contested.
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Did they ever explain why everyone in inkopolis is cool with Marina? She's an octoling, and you actively kill the fuckers during the campaign. She seems like the only one around that isn't an enemy, so is there some lore I'm missing here?
>>
>>183963068
I blame twitter
>>
>>183963105
No one in Inkopolis knows that the octarians are active and a threat to society.
>>
>>183961369
>>183961646
Just give it another go, ya, you guys must be playing another game. The only other shooters I play are on PC so if anything, I don't have any past with twin sticks, but these motion controls are worse then Wii Sports. It could be my gear is bad, or my load out is or I am, but I go from top score and win, to bottom and loss as soon as I turn wiggle and waggle on.

if they added some kind of "Nintendo mouse and keyboard" then, then I would be all over it.
>>
>>183962921
It used to mean reduce by 1/10th, hence the term deci in the name.
>>
>>183963068
>>183963119
>>183963185
el autismo
>>
Anything good in your shops?
>>
>>183963068
and English is a fucked version of Latin. evolution of language bitch
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>>183963179
there's a slight learning curve that comes from unlearning muscle memory, anon

adjust your sensitivity, power through and you'll see why the motion controls are praised in this game
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>>183962921
Used to refer specifically to a punishment involving killing one tenth of a group for an act the whole group committed, selected at random

But fuck people who demand etymological purity, they can go decimate themselves for all I care
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>>183963105
There are other species and shit in Inkpopolisis. Its just Callie, Marie, Agent 3 and 4 and the Captain do a good job solving or preventing shit come to light. If you remember your first boot up of the game and after you finish story mode, the announcers never say it was the octarians who took the zapfish
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>>183963267
Too bad I laugh at everybody who still tries to use Latin nowadays because 90% of them use it to try and sound edgy.

I really should try and learn a new language even mid-life. I'll probably never retain it, though.

Plus side of things, tower control is up so maybe I can go get B/B+ now.
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>>183962520
shut the fuck up vsauce
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>Ranked battle with roller
>reckless charge to middle, killed by Octobrush no aim fag. Whatever my fault
>Respawn, move maybe to catch up with my team, killed by some faggot camping in the ink with Splashdown. Like, he was literally sitting around a corner, not even near the objective
>Respawn, enemy has pushed into spawn point now killed by Tetramissile.
>Enemy wins in under two minutes.

Fuck this shit.
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are they ever gonna put out something with the main ability same as the likely ability in Annie's shop? it should have happened by now so i guess its not random, which makes me think it probably wont happen
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>>183963267
>English is a fucked version of Latin
English is proto-germanic in origin with heavy influences from Norman french and some latin words thrown in.
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>>183948498
Wut zelda is that?
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>>183963562
whatever, nerd
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>>183963445
There's not point in knowing Latin nowadays unless you're a priest of the Catholic Church or want to LARP as a roman.
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>>183963481
It's probably coded to have different than the original

And it's random for sure we've already gotten the backwards cap 3 times
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So what weapon are you the least amount of faggot for using?
Is it just the plain Splattershot? My guess is that and the Inkbrush. You have to be a man of God to choose the Inkbrush over the Octobrush and 4 hits instead of 3.
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Is vectorfag here? I would absolutely love a vector of the Mister Shrug design to put on a real shirt. This shit is golden.
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>>183962206
right here, budy
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>>183963814
Splatlings
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>>183963857
I thought vectorfriend hasnt been around here since around the beginning of splatoon 1. Did he come back or something?
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>>183962206
Oh shit, I just cancelled the update. Time to farm.
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BOW DOWN TO YOUR LORD AND MASTER OF INKOPOLIS!
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>>183964119
He came back briefly a long, long time ago but maybe he's back and just lurking or something.
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>like the woomy earrings that are shaped like the 2 in the logo
>they're amiibo exclusive
>and have opening gambit

Sell me on the ability
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>keep running past other team and inking their shit
>it always devolves into them trying trying to DM me to put an end to it
>meanwhile everywhere else on the map is my team inking

Shits great.
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So what the fuck is the splatoon app where you buy shit called?
I looked in the app store and there are already a hundred splatoon 2 fucking apps.
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>>183964352
Well...it's better than the "last 30 second" ability.
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>>183964352
Great if you're the kind of person who beelines for the center to set up an early hold with teammates to back you up.
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>>183964435
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which one of you faggots did this?
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>>183964435
Nintendo Switch Online is the app. Splatnet 2 is a service available while in the app
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>>183964569
>>183964628
Oh, thanks.
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Base dualie friends please charge up your special before going to the tower. Thanks!
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>>183964435
I fucking hate that shit where something comes out and a billion copycats show up
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Do woomies not say manmenmi anymore?
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>>183960569
Level up and buy the N-ZAP 85.
I also stuck with the jr till i got the zap, its literally just an improved splattershot jr.
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>>183963814
It's fun slapping people to death.
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>>183964878
>I fucking hate that shit where something comes out and a billion copycats show up
Just like real fashion
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>>183964354
>do the same
>my team is fucking around in the middle of the map or in spawn and completely ignore all side routes
>lose by 0.5%
>happens twice in three matches
Shit sucks.

On a side note, I haven't used it much, but why does the Ink mist sub seem useless half the time? I chucked it at two enemies just before I got splatted, and watched them sit inside the mist in squid form until it ran out. They didn't even try to leave it and neither died.
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This is the only outfit I've ever looked at and though, "God damn thats fresh"
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>>183964935
i was in the same boat.
i tried the aerospray, but it was just plain shit.

then i tried the paintbrush my old main.
didn't really feel the same without my sprinkler

then i unlocked the splattershot replica, and it's pretty great.
i also didn't know you get invulnerability frames when you use hero jump.
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In any potential Splatoon anime, would you rather have all dialogue in Japanese/English? Or would you rather have the whole thing in Inkling language with subtitles?
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>>183965007
Fuck forgot my image.
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Why the fuck are the servers so garbage? I was carrying my team in C- Hell and I got kicked. Is it because of the maintenance?
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tfw no squid yeezys

I want my inkling to be a hypebeast.
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>>183965216
probably

maintenence should've started 30 minutes ago
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>>183963349
But then why is Marina the only visible octarian in all of inkopolis? Why aren't there more walking around if only a select group of them roll with Octavious?
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>>183964352
I like it on Port Mackerel in Ranked modes. I rush down the right side and go behind the other team at the start of the match. Usually no one goes to their left side at the start of the match so you can easily pick off those who go center.
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>>183965170
Didn't you hear? We're getting a Splatoon anime. It's a web-only one though and it's based off the manga, so I'm guessing it'll be like the web episodes of Pokemon in terms of quality and length.
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Could some of the Octarians be brainwashed with something like the hypnoshades? Like a beat or something along the line of that? Or were they evil by their own will?
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>>183965170
The Inking language would get old fast. Like Banjo-Kazooie annoying tier. Just have the woomy limited to call outs and random cries and stuff
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>>183965269
*shouts in black*
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>>183965349
I actually do know that. I'm talking more like a full fledged anime tho
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>that guy with perfectly rolled gear in turf war

Seriously fuck these people
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>>183965609
they could also have scrubbed gear to collect shards to force gear to be perfect
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>>183965170
Might as well be inkling language, either way we gotta use subs.
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>>183965170
Japanese, but with squid warbles at certain times.
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>No one posts fresh short hair woomy.
Tomboys are people too!
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>>183965354
Didn't they tweet a picture once of them without the octogoggles? Idk maybe but I think they are just bad by default.
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>>183965676
Thats what im talking about, who takes their tryhard set into turf war of all places?
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>>183965170
No one's that creative anon. Not when there's money to be made. You have to save the animation industry yourself.
It's up to you!
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It's only a matter of time at this point until they go after ink armor itself since all the top league teams bring trislosher or nzap for the armor and occasionally both. slightly nerfing the charge time won't fix it being the best special in the game when teams are coordinated.
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>>183965896
me cause it makes me feel good about myself
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>>183965896
i don't know i use turf war to level up 1 star gear to get shards.
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Who's going to win: the team that takes time to charge their specials, or the team the darts straight to the objective?
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how does tenacity work?

if one of your guys dies and it's 3v4 do I automatically build super meter or do I get a multiplier that builds more super meter when I ink stuff?
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>>183965947
No anon. You must not debuff, but learn to buff other things. That's how games feel more fun.
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>>183965279
Same reason there is only one one footed whatever the hat lady is?
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>>183966124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPQr18nUAZE

it's free meter that automatically charges.
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>>183964108
This. It's probably the most balanced weapon in the game. I'm really sad though, it feels like the range is slightly less than the squelcher now, and there's only two of them. I would've hoped they shipped with the hydra.
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>>183966114
Specials obvio unless they're using stingray
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>>183965123
NEEEEERD
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>>183966124
It's automatic. Also works when a teammate disconnects from the game.
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>>183966286
the hydra isn't even in the datamined weapons. We aren't getting it for a long time.
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>>183966176
Fair enough. Just seems weird as fuck to make octarions the main villian for two games then throw one in as a mascot
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>>183966172
not the same guy, but I agree that it would be more fun to buff more instead of nerf more, but

>buffing 4-5 specials instead of nerfing one
which option do you think they'll take
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>>183964238
Don't you have a raid to prog or something?
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>>183966453
Is there a list of all the datamined weapons?
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Octobrush users make me suicidal
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How many times do you usually swat the inkbrush before moving on in turf war? Do you swing from side to side while you do it or keep going forward?
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Does anyone kind of miss the old specials? I hate playing kraken fags, but now that it's gone, I kind of miss it and the ink missile. Was my favorite special when playing aerospray
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>>183966469
You are correct, but in hindsight only we know the octarians are villains. Callie/Marie/Captain/Agent 3 kept it to themselves and it happened again in S2. Both times the Zapfish was returned no one pointed their fingers at Octarians and started an inkuisition
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>>183966698
Bubbler can stay dead forever.
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>>183966698
The hamster ball is just as frustrating as the kraken
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>>183966647
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12d51IAvxF9Nj4QTCZGlcjULgGNi1xbDQbcNieB8EQX8/edit#gid=142907230
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>>183966798
How so? I have no problem splatting people that use the ball. I think it's pretty shitty, actually
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>>183966698
>being a crutchfag
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>>183966702
>>183966469
Then again mind controlling vision devices are being canon and most the sentient octolings have them on so who knows
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>>183966698
Fuck the kraken
Fuck the bubbler
Fuck the inkzooka

the ink nuke was kinda shitty

the other three were okay
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I'm going to play my first games of salmon run tonight, because I want to make sure I get that polo. But it seems you can get multiples with different main abilities. Is there any point to rerolling until you get one with the right abilities?
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>>183966936
>the other three were okay
Wailcrutchfag detected. Broken piece of shit in TC and Rainmaker.
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>>183966698
I miss the bubbler. I slap on my Special Charge up set for every splatfest and use the Splattershot Jr to victory. Saving team mates, making a push, playing commando style

I also miss Echolocation. Fucking Zap 85 was me secondary go-to weapon. toss a sprinkler in a high spot and fire off wallhacks every 30 seconds or so
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>>183966862
Nigga how the fuck was ink missile a crutch? It's almost identical to the tentamissiles
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>>183966698
>tower control
>lol kraken push to victory

>Rainmaker
>Lol insta shield pop and dunk denial

>Zones
> lol kraken push and punished time
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>>183966846
thanks anon
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>>183966698
Imagine the anal Ragnarok if the krackes was in the game. People here were complaining that the aerospray and the octobrush are OP
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>>183963476
>getting killed by splashdown and tentamissiles
It's like you want us to insult you
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>>183966990
Wrong
I used CJS, so Kraken
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>>183963476
>Dying to tentamissiles ever
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Why is Splatnet obsessed with facemasks and the green hat?
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>>183964626
Pretty sure it was JTMaster.
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>>183966798
you haven't played S1 if you truly believe that, krakon rollers were fucking cancer
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>>183966698
No, they were a bad idea. While it makes games a little boring, it makes it much more consistent, since you're not just stalling until you have your instawin specials.
As a TF2 player, it was obvious to me from the start that you shouldn't have an ability that makes you invulnerable AND allows you to accomplish the objective simultaneously.
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>>183963105
According to an interview with the devs, Inklings don't really care about your species as long as you're sufficiently fresh.
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>>183967184
I don't disagree with you at all. I guess I just wish the new specials were a little more fun to play. Everything save for ink armor and tenta missiles just feel plain bad.
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>>183967336
>splashdown
>bad
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NEW WEAPON
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>Aerospray tard in our team
>Ranked
>C-
>Level 10
>Paints the entire level
Every fucking time.
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>>183967336
I agree that there should be a way to make them fun without them being game-changing, but I'm not seeing it. The last thing you want to see in a competitive game is where a team basically can't do anything because they don't have specials charged so they can't push.
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>>183967336
Stingray just needs a buff to its dps and a better reticle and it'll be top tier
Roller seems pretty decent for scattering the enemy in a coordinated setting
Splashdown was fun during the demo
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>>183967498
>C- aeroshitter
>Still wearing default clothes
>Walks around and still shoots at his feet
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What does nintendo actually do if you get reported for your miiverse drawing aside from removing your drawing?
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>>183967116
>Fuck the kraken
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>>183966694
I paint the whole area near the base with the brush cause you can easily catch up with the others.
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If you buy something from Splatnet then are you forever cucked out of buying it with the original ability from Flow?
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>>183966862
Have this one too.
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Fuck, I was just talking to Murch to get my order, and he had a text box with the words "Spike" and "help out", but I mashed past it since I didn't expect it. What was he telling me? I'm level 17 if that matters.
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>>183967507
overwatch is a pretty good example of this honestly
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>>183967036
>It's almost identical to the tentamissiles

but it's not and I'm pretty sure he was talking about the Kraken.
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>>183967757
you are asked if you want to replace it if you have the gear already
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>>183967757
No. You can still buy the item from Flow but it will replace the one you bought from Splatnet.
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>>183965170
Inkling, if they get actual linguists on it and it's not just gibberish. I don't want an English 4kids dub
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Damn, the male school cardigan is sleazecore as fuck.
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>>183967135
They get me when one of my fucking teammates walks past me as I move backwards to escape them
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Anyone got pics of all the exclusive amiibo gear sets?
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Inkjet projectiles have double range and move slower.

Did I fix it?
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>>183967985
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>>183967454
Splat down would be good if it didn't tell me the radius of the attack. I can't even count the amount of times a shitter panics, splat downs, I move back, then splat them as soon as they land. It's slow as fuck too, it gives way too much time to avoid it.
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>>183966636
Gatta do something between Salmon Runs
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>>183967713
How do yeahs work if no miiverse
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>>183967985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXkpTH8O7W0&t=0s

Male inkling
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>>183968105
>it's bad because it isn't broken
fall onto your own roller
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>>183967810
He had spike help look but spike is too high to care so he found you some garbage instead
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>>183968092
Holy shit that new power armor.

I must have. Thank fuck Target had shit tons of them on friday
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>be only woomy on team full of spaghettis

>my booyahs and female inkling voice are enough to energize them into fighting harder

>we dominate other team
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Should I re-roll?
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>>183957927
Part of the shadow.
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>>183968208
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>>183968092
School girl outfits are still the only ones that look any good.
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>>183967935
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Respect to skilled Splatling players. Shit's not easy to use.
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>>183966667
Octobrush makes me inky
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>>183968287
>Sub saver
Yes.
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>>183968287
FUCK YES BITCH YOU REROLL NOW FOR THAT 1% GAIN BRAH
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>>183968234
Oh, okay. So, in other words, that's just the in-game explanation for not getting gear exactly like the one ordered? Because mine, indeed, was missing a ink saver main slot that the original had.
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>>183968282
Narrator: "The standard mating call of "woomy" is enough to put the male squids into a frenzy...."
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>>183968336
Michael from gtav.jpg
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>>183968187
Cute!
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>>183968421
Yes. He "couldn't" get you what you wanted so he got you what you got
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>>183968339
Hard to use but very rewarding. If you got a good team watching your back, you'll wreck puny cowards all day long.
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>>183968423
Nintendo confirmed that woomy means booyah.
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>>183968287
You can't right now until presumably the Splatfest. I think you could just finish it with chunks but I'm not sure if it matters if there is already another ability. I haven't tried but it let's you select them so maybe you can.
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>>183968282
Why are the boys called spaghettis? None of their lines sound like that. Should've been called Yebbis
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>>183968092
>>183968187
You have my thanks. Old school clothes are superior and the old hero head pieces finally match the current ink colors. neat.
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>>183960770
It actually is kinda difficult if your enemy is half decent because projectile is really slow.
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Man, the first part of the final boss fight's music is just not as bangin as the first game's in my opinion.
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>>183968234
I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THIS GAMBLING BULLSHIT
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>>183968548
You can overwrite specific subs with chunks, and you get chunks for the sub that got wiped.
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>>183968580
It's far too late anon. they are now and forever spaghettis
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1. Starfish Mainstage
2. Humpback Pumptrack
3. Sturgeon Shipyard
4. Inkblot Academy
5. The Reef
6. Musselforge Fitness

All of these are worse than the original Splatoon launch maps EXCEPT the original pre-remake Urchin Underpass which was pure ass.
>>
I really like the negative longcuff sweater, but I wish I could get a black turtleneck so woomy could be qt girl Dean from The Iron Giant. Or a Parisan
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>>183968641
Tidal Rush is God tier though.
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>>183968208
But anon, I'm an nzap fag
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>>183968685
should I just scrub all of them? I use the bucket mainly.
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>>183968187
>Ninja gear doesn't come with stealth jump and or ninja squid
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Recommended abilities to go with the Slosher?
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>enemy has existed in my poison cloud since before the death of christ
>he has been shooting since he stepped in it
>he has 50% ink at worst

>i step in poison cloud for 0.0001 seconds
>i shoot one blob
>0% ink
>>
WHY IS THERE STILL NO WAY TO REROLL FOR MAIN ABILITIES REEEEEEE
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My Marie aiibo isn't registering.

Does anyone else have this problem, do amiibo die?
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>>183968580
>None of their lines sound like that

They sound more like they say spaghetti than it sounds like the girls say woomy
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>>183968818
Yeah, it's great once you get past the first remix.
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>>183968967
You need a hearing check, don't they do that at your school?
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>Click Increase Slots/Reroll
>Sorry chum, busy, come back later

When can I have this option available to me?
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>>183968965
As in won't read at all, or is it leaving a come back when you've finished the story mode kind of thing?
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>>183969049
It won't read at all.
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>>183968954
Anon count your blessings. What we have now is above and beyond what we had in the first game
>>
Things wrong with this game:

The match Soundtrack

All the new specials are shit or just not fun except for the Ink Armor and the Tenta Missiles.

The BS repetitive crap you have to go through to unlock the hero replica weapons

Other than those, this game improves upon Splatoon 1.
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This is canon.
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>>183969067
F
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>>183964136
>cancel the update
There's a way to cancel it? I didn't even KNOW it updated, the game just started updated??
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>>183969067
where did you buy it? someone could have taken out the RFID chip
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>>183968714
This is almost my exact list. I would move Sturgeon done to 5 though.
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>>183969137
I bought it at Gamestop on launch.
She worked on the wii u but doesn't seem to work with the switch.
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>>183966453
So that set of weapon icons with their subs is fake then, I'm guessing?
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>>183969180
new or used?
I really hope you didn't buy her used, because it definitely got hotglued
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>>183969256
Brand new.
Maybe she has been, but she was new when I got her.
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>>183969042
I stopped going to regular school cause of bullies so it's been a long time since it was checked
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I don't know what to wear for headgear.
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>>183967743
I hate myself
Also even if I used it it was still a terrible special that needed to go
>>
Does everyone's first rank up take them from c- to b- or something
>>
>There's no octoling gear in Splatoon 2
What the fuck dude. They even have those badass new Terminator shades.
>>
>>183969078
Agreed. I miss some of Splatoon 1's music. I hope that they add it back in for matches.

I also miss a few of the old stages. Hammerhead Bridge, Saltspray Rig, Camp Triggerfish, and Mahi Mahi resort. But no, they had to give us fucking Moray Towers, one of the most hated stages from Splatoon 1.

Yeah, the new specials are hot garbage.
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>>183969293
So you go to 4chan to get BULLIED more? No wonder they thought you were a fag, you maschocist
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>>183969397
Maybe there will be free DLC gear in the future.
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>>183969285
why the fuck would you do that, it's going to ruin the plastic
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>>183969397
Nothing says they won't add them in a future patch. That's how we got the octoshot
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>>183968531
He looks like such an asshole. I love it.
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>>183966698
Thank fucking god Bubbler and Kraken are gone. I'd rather have underpowered Specials than "Oh you got the drop on me? I'll just go invincible and splat you lol" specials.

Inkzooka shout out so fast it was nearly impossible to dodge it. Echolocator was way too fucking meta.

The only passable specials were bomb rush, Killer Wail, and the nuke, and Killer Wail was complete ass outside of TC and Nuke was complete ass outside of Splatzones and the last 5 seconds of Turf War.
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>>183969087
Callie's disguise uses shades, most likely they've been swapped at some point in Splatoon.
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>>183969517
I'm joking.

Also it's weird, she shows up on my phone, but it doesn't have any info on the amiibo, like the tag is bugged.
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>>183969256
>>183969285
>>183969517
Why would anyone consider hotgluing an amino? To glue it to your car dashboard?
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>>183969490
But 4chan is mostly other guys which I can handle. Being bullied by girls drove me out of school.
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>>183969078
>>183969406
Does everyone here agree that a lot of the new specials, while infinitely more balanced than the ones in Splatoon 1, are just not fun to play?
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More splatlings when?
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>>183969634
you need to be 18+ to post here
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>>183969719
Hopefully never
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>>183969672

>Being bullied by girls

How and why?
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>Salmon Run
>2 AM - 2 PM
What did they mean by this?
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Autistic try hard niggers over lvl 15 ruin this game online desu
And what retard thought it would be an excellent idea to have the only good mode (salmon run) locked behind a time wall? Fucking rice picking fish heads
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>>183969850
SR is up for 12 hour sessions now.
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>>183969634
I can't tell if you're rousing, or just new
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>>183969692
I like Inkjet, Rain (fun to just throw it out) and Baller. The rest are eh, except Sting Ray which is "What were they thinking" tier. It's just frustrating to use.
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>>183969767
>hating on the most balanced weapon in the game
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>>183969910
It's boring
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>>183969672
that is hot as fuck
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I wish you could just leave a match after the first 2-3 minutes. Comebacks are almost always impossible in this fucking game and the entire fight turns into just 1 side wasting time delaying while it's obvious the other guys are going to win with 0 chance to reverse it. Fuck this shit
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20 minutes
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>>183947997
w-woomy....
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>>183969585
>Instant, silent inkzooka.
I still have the nightmares
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>doesn't register
>no name shows up on phone
>scan her again on the phone
>suddenly a name
>suddenly she works
Amiibo are black magic
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If you level up the grizzco shirt and unlock the 3 slots on it then get a new one, will keeping the new one give you all the ability chunks of the old one?
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>who letting yourself get hit over and over again in singleplayer in order to make your squid girl barefoot for a while here?
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Could the great zapfish always fly like this?
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>>183969946
When players cram the spawn point and all get shot like cattle, it's very easy to come back. I've won games where the other team had us pegged in the danger for the entire match, but ended up all dying and giving us a chance to recover within the last 30secs
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>>183947997
The games pvp is garbage
Salmon run is pretty good tho
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>keep getting my favorite two songs back to back
>keep winning matches
>Salmon Run is about to start as well

Tonight is going to be a good night
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>>183969087
>pink Callie
>pink blush
>red mouth
So close, yet so far...
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>>183970006
[woomy in spanish]
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>>183970192
>3.8 average kills
W E W
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New thread
>>183970198
>>183970198
>>183970198
>>183970198
>>183970198
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>>183954603
>actually believing the aerospray is good
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>>183969840
My ex girlfriend hated me because I was to clingy and set out to make high school a living hell for me. I still tried to chase after her though and eventually she got a retraining order against me. I just couldn't bring myself to go to school anymore cause I thought everyone either hated me or that I was strange. On top of that my grades were super low so they probably all thought I was stupid too.

I was really depressed about it for a long time, but I've gotten over it. I'm just glad to be done high school now. I also found someone I like more than my ex now, and if she likes me back I know how to not be as sucky of a boyfriend as I apparently was. We were even born on the exact same day so that's neat.
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>>183970541
I wish you luck

Or at least splat her woomy
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>>183970246
What are your two favorite songs?
Mine are Endolphin Surge and The Splatfest VS
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>>183969752
I don't see why you would fuck up your own electronics
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>>183970252
This is the only instance where spanish doesn't sound like sissy shit to me.
>Last 50 battles becomes "ULTIMATE 50 COMBATS"
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>>183970248
The squid sisters both have red mouths like humans in canon, even though regular woomies have ink-colored mouths. We've never seen a woomy blush, but the "gets your ink pumping" comments from Marie and Marina would imply they have ink for blood, and thus would blush ink-colored.

I think too hard about these things.
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>>183969958
>Gyo had an anime adaptation
how did I not notice
>>
The current SR weapon set is A+
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>played with some i'm assuming actual japanese people in salmon run
>match went smoothly
>playing with westerners
>bunch of people who don't know their heads from their asses
wow, really makes me think
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>>183969337
Amiibo earrings
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>>183970157
Right here.
>that midriff too
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>>183970157
Hell yes
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>Wave 1
>It gets dark
>High tide
>"The salmon are restless"
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ITS COWARD KILLING TIME
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>>183970157
you should get the flip flops
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Do the Amiibos from the first game still give stuff for this one?
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>>183981320
Identical stuff. Same exact outfits.
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>>183981413
Nice. Are they any good?
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>>183981540
Sure. Especially when you're brand new because they're better gear than most of the level 1 shit.
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>>183981618
Neat. I picked up the Inkling girl amiibo way back but I ended up not getting the Wii U I thought I was going to, so I never had a chance to use it.
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>>183981689
Oh well her outfit is probably the very best of them. The barrette is fresh as fuck if you play a girl squid.
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