/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 Sergeant

first for /v/ermin need to get out

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the actual canon pronunciation of .gif is "JIFF" like the peanut butter, as dictated by the creator of the image format. however, people will argue that it's "GIFF" because that's how they read it in their head for some reason, despite "JIFF" rolling off the metaphorical tongue easier. these people are wrong.

even when the majority of people accept falsehood as truth, it does not make it true. if the first time you saw the word .gif, you unironically read it in your head as "GIFF", you have a very unintuitive thought process. most likely you aren't that stupid but gave into peer pressure and started forcing yourself to pronounce it wrong.

dumb jiffposter

>use crutches on purpose just because it's a crutch
>always generate salt
>sometimes even cause dominated foes to ragequit

Give me one reason why you feel you have to abide by m-muh ancient samurai honor code as if anyone in tf2 is actually judging you and going to remember you after 1 game.

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*double-dorks you*

The rescue ranger is one of the most widely used and accepted crutches in the game.

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Hi.

>>183868683

i dont kiss boys

>>183868986
Don't dare to post on my general EVER again.

>>183868902
gunboats

>>183868683
because other people's enjoyment of the game is just as important as my own
because using crutches makes me actively worse at the game by rewarding me for bad behavior and impractical tactics
because i'm not an asshole who gets hard at the irritation of actual children
because crutch weapons aren't even all that fun to use
because fuck you that's why

UPdog_

pyro

pyro

pyro

pyro

Dead General
Dead Game

Games and generals can't die they'rr not living organism

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>some furfag with pyro main in their name
>"heavy is the second hardest class"
>"with spy, medic, and pyro tied for first"
>"soldier and demo are the easiest classes"

>>183871582
>point and click helmet man
>difficult

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Daily reminder that you will never be as good as me

>>183871638
Soldier is pretty easy, but his argument was retarded. It was something like
>yeah rocket jumping, airshots, and market gardening are the only hard things about soldier
>and none of them are necessary

his argument is stupid because any class is easy in pubs, not just soldier

>participation medal
:HYPERLUL:

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>>183871857
well, medic is quite challenging if you're paired up with gibusvision suicide squad

>>183868239
>>183868285
Arguing over the pronunciation of .gif is pointless and irrelevant.

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its that time again, post screenshottis and make some memes boys.

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>>183874564
Haven't gotten on in a while, been busy with New Vegas and a couple games I got on sale

>>183854632

(I have no fucking idea if it will work)

RL : Magikarp used splash it's freaking effective !

Buff banner : Like tumblr , it build rage over anything (or just tumblr)

Whip : Best Damn Soldier Melee

Medal : Refined medal

Jeepcap : Jumping is half the battle (the other half is violence)

Parka : Merasmus , where is my winter suit ?

autism

cringe

>>183877273
may i steal all of these

Why is there no fucking class limit?

because jews did 9/11
my favorite class is the pyro

>>183877382
>5th Spy (Dead): It's just a game shut up

>>183877273
>Parka : Merasmus , where is my winter suit ?

give this man a medal

>>183874006
there is also nobody on the enemy team capable of being a threat to you

>>183877354

Go ahead i wouldn't have posted that here if i wanted to keep it for me

>>183877452

Thanks pally

fucking lol

http://www.teamfortress.tv/42231/heart-of-the-oak-5cp
anyone got serveme.tf premium to upload cp_hoto_b8 ? I would really like a lobby on that map

>>183878116
According to the workshop the current version is _b10. If you want to play that map and it isn't broken trash, I'm the admin of a server.

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twitch tv/tflivetv

ozf prem gfs. no safeword v jasmine tea

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>mfw the lag hits

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>mfw medic runs in front of me
>mfw medic blames me for getting himself blown up

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>>183877273
holy fuck this is comedy FDucking Gold

>>183877491
Cheatboy has you hacked! If you go into console, you can fix th- 312%$#@%!6y23%@@# 14312 3123 21431

>>183879364
I bet you thought this was funny, huh
You're gonna get hacked

>>183878558
starting now

Oh no, he is here

where is the update

>>183880150
give it a few hours to be announced

More like a few years

>play the video game
>do good
>decide to fuck around a bit because i feel bad about winning
>go gunslinger engineer despite there being 3 demomen on the enemy team
>one of the demos switches to scout for some autistic reason and dies to my sentry repeatedly
>"wow dude can you really not kill a scout without having a mini sentry up your ass"

???

>>183879497
>>183879364
>>183879317
where is the cheatboy plush

please let me know i didn't get quantum reverse jewed i only bought mine because you did

>>183880332
Salt. Lots of salt.

name my hitmonchan

>>183881509
mankey

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>>183881509
Jackie Chun

>>183881629
this is good but its 1 character too long

>>183881579
thanks, this will surely give me the element of surprise in future battles

>>183881701
Jacky Chun

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>>183881809
too late its mankey

captcha: tepic strada

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>play on Dustbowl
>been a couple of rounds and their direct dick soldier is looking suspicious
>go to his profile
>"Dont worry this isnt my main"

>>play on Dustbowl

Beggars or stock for MvM?

>>183882858
Black box
Mangler if your engi is retarded

Stock

Bazooka can be good, but only after 3-4 waves. Every other RL is pretty shit

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>>183868683
Plenty of people do remember me after a game though, and I can usually pick out anyone I've played with before in pubs, especially the people who got mad at me or beat me. Fags like you are easy to remember too, and easier to kill since your crutches usually limit your ammo or some shit, forcing you to play things safe at the worst of times. Besides that, crutches are lame to play with. Bb plus conch gets old really fast, for example. 3 rockets just isn't enough KILL.

>>183884004
I love when people remember me and continue giving me salt long after the first encounter.

>>183885597
Ok.

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hey uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh let's post mercenaries and what not

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>>183886925
I really like your engineer

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>>183886925

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>>183889090

what am i supposed to do with all those 4chin meme losers in my friend list who dont play this game anymore(just like me) and theres nothing connecting us at all

>>183890740
delete them, they probably won't even notice

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>>183886925

>>183886925
Is that trumphat v1?

v5 here:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B-s905y_wyxzaE1LYjZjbndQSXc

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It's so frustrating. I have 2000 hours in TF2 and I just can't git gud at aiming with scout. Is it a genetic thing?

>>183893357
sorry son, you were raised in a soldier maining household

>>183893357
make sure you're getting as many fps as possible, buy a good mouse a 144hz monitor and a pc to drive it if you have the money
optimize your mouse settings, use raw input and a sensitivity where you feel like you have absolute control of where you're looking at (most use something from 25-50cm/360)
sit up straight (i mean it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

I am getting 20-40fps on average so that is the problem?

>>183894235
definitely a big part of the problem
i get around 230 on http://www.teamfortress.tv/7598/tf2-benchmarks

Post your predictions for what will happen here when the update hits

>>183894406
>2639 frames 116.396 seconds 22.67 fps (44.11 ms/f) 1.700 fps variability

>>183895000
>complaining about servers being down
>complaining about balance changes
>dancing on the graves of the dead ringer and ambassador

>>183895000
I'll make money. GabeN will also make money.

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>tried night shift
>realise that i'm actually too retarded to do my job while there are no another 8 workers
>ask boss to let me work on day shift again
>"we don't have enough workers on night shift, so you have to work on night atleast for another 2 weeks, then we talk"
What have i done

>>183889090
disgusting animations

>>183900604
baited

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>>183886925

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>>183899894
>can't do night shifts
you are like a little baby
watch THIS

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On a scale of Oh god/*pukes* how much does it hurt to look at my engineers head.

>>183904170
if terror-watt or some other bright green unusual exists for that hair it'll be perfect

>>183889090
does flat texture mod still work?
(did it ever improve performance)

>>183893357
>>183894072
spend a lot of money then maybe u can aim better
(just aim with strafe)

>>183879183
no my friend...

THIS

is comedy gold

>>183905615
ty ty

>>183889090
What Minecraft mod is this?

>>183906130
dedgame

31.186.250.143:27015

JOIN NIGGERS NOCRIT SERVER FULL OF HIGHLANDER MAIN FAGGOTS

>>183893338
is it team colored? much appreciated btw

>>183906730
tf2 will never be as dead as neotokyo

>they still play Dead Fortress 2
But why?

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>>183907054
Yeah, iirc team colored, responds to paint, works on ellis and mann co cap.

more like MEME fortress 2

more like HAT fortress 2 xDDDD im friendly btw

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STOP KILLING ME I'M FRIENDLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>183905330
yes, it even works on sv_pure
i don't think it improves performance for me but i think that's just on my setup
http://www.teamfortress.tv/21756/prism-hud-clean-tf2

>>183906130
see >>183900665

(G.E.W.P.) Friendly Sandvich Hoovy has joined the game

Medic!

>>183908657
*backstabs*
*taunts*

deez nuts in tf2 plox xD!!!

>>183908981
WTF IM FRIENDLY!!!
*initiates votekick*
*congas*

pootis more like hootis and hootis more like hottis

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>>183886925

>>183903889
I don't have trouble with keep being awake. I just shit at putting things on the racks. Always doing everything too slow and shit.

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>scout keeps hitting me with pan during setup
>votekick him

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>>183909868
Loadout stealing scum
Good taste

>>183911053
should have picked a non-shit job.
The IT life is sweet, most of the time i don't have to do shit at night but put my ass on the chair and browse 4chan all night

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is decoy the best valve map?

>>183880940
I'm away from my housr right now but if it makes you feel better I did receive him, he's sitting in my room and as soon as a get home he'll make his grand entrance to grace this mortal plane.

>>183912897
badlands is the best valve map

>>183912897
>75 FOV

>>183912498
I know, I know. Loadouts based on actual people aren't that original. Who'd've thunk it, right?

>>183912705
>Not working a second online-based remote job while doing your real job
lol

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>when some nigger adds 0.01$ more then you on the market so they get the item instead of you.

>Canadian playing for an EU team
>b4nny going to i61 with a European team
>Massive roster changes every other week
Comp TF2 is a mess.

just met my first mvm sperglord
holy fucking shit its funny how autistic they are sometimes

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Oh.

>>183915194
nice job not top scoring you fucking cuck

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>>183915194
animu tranny freak playing healslut as usual lmoa

speaking of mvm, does anyone want to do a two cities mann up
i can't give you any tickets though i'm sorry

>>183915710
sure, if you dont mind dealing with a 1 tour. Do tickets get consumed if you do a mission you've already completed?

>>183915710
you shouldn't apologize for not giving handouts

>>183915710
Give me tickets

>>183915830
no they don't as far as i know. and yeah i'm not an asshole who won't play just because you have one tour, everyone starts off somewhere.
>>183915832
sorry

has anyone ever used a squad surplus voucher
it's literally just 1 extra weapon per mission

>>183915710
why would i ever play with you if you arent giving me free shit

>>183915997
it's fun

>>183915453
http://steamcommunity.com/id/SirWhiskers100

>>183915403
Oh.

In 6s, when people check for offclasses, they're just going by what cosmetics they're wearing, right? What if people just don't wear cosmetics?

MvM?

Count me in after I get off work and get back home

>>183916238
>profile isnt 100% cancer in its purest form
I didn't expect this.

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>>183886925
Who /cancer/ here?

u

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>>183919867
>He paints his cosmetics
S H I T

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>>183886925

connect 31.186.250.143:27015

do it faggots

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>>183919867
>maybe if i paint all my cosmetics the same color my loadout will look good

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>>183920832
>buying into the cosmetic jew
>ever looking good

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http://www.teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod

>>183919867
*pukes*

>>183919867
take all the paint off you fucking spastic

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>>183921084
Stop.
We understand you hate cosmetics.
If we wanted to remove them we would find the mod on our own.

>>183922804
just reminding you of your options

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JQvtJbpDEQ

its up

How the heck is Paddie invite?

>>183923861
paddie is actually good
not much you can do as flank scout when you're getting rolled especially if you're not starkie

>>183924020
Fair enough. He's also at a huge ping disadvantage. I don't think anyone expected Kaidus' team to get this absolutely devastated, though.

absolutely devastated?

>>183924606
7 only won 1 round on two maps so far
https://www.twitch
.tv/teamfortresstv

>>183924757
Maros is an absolute beast.

beast?

[B]east.

Hi. I posted this Sonic Heroes TF2 crossover fan list yesterday. I've improved it since then.

Scout, Heavy and Medic make up Team Sonic. Scout moves fast like Sonic. Heavy's great strength makes him a match for Knuckles. Much like Tails, Medic likes to support his friends.

"Awh, that freakin' egghead tricked us!" - Scout when he falls for one of Eggman's traps
"Keep hiding inside robot, coward!" - Heavy when he sees Eggman
"<maniacal laughter> The best medicine!" - Medic after killing many of Eggman's robots

Sniper, Spy and Engineer would make up Team Chaotix. If you underestimate either of these odd bunches, you'll end up on the floor before you can reconsider. Spy uses stealth tactics like Espio. Sniper is like Vector, he's mellow and reliable. Engineer is Charmy, people wave him away as useless, only to get stung.
"Blood, I can clean out of my suit, but this?" - Spy in swamp levels
"Take a picture of ya head Eggman! It'll last longer than the actual one." - Sniper at first boss fight
"I'm no expert, but this thing might fly!... Actually, I am an expert. It can fly." - Engineer at the flower in Frog Forest

Demoman, Soldier and Pyro would be Team Dark. They are all destructive classes, who inflict grievous damage on anyone who gets in their way. Soldier is like Shadow because he moves quickly, and can destroy enemies in the blink of an eye. Demoman is like E-123 Omega, he views his enemies as obstacles instead of actual people. He kills them without forethought or remorse, fueled by his consumption of alcohol. Pyro is like Rouge (NOT because he's a girl) because he's a specialist, who prefers to use other techniques than fighting people upfront.
"Soon as I blow that Eggman to pieces, I'm done with you two lassies." - Demoman to his teammates upon starting the first level
"Oh yeah! This airspace belongs to America!" - Soldier when him and his team fly through bonus rings
"Mmmph!" - Pyro

So that's it guys. Please let me know what you think. Improvements maybe?

>>183924976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X2atEH7nCg

why did valve put the 7 day trade delay for items bought?

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>>183925125

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>>183925125

>>183925685
Russian money launderers.

>>183926121
????

>>183925685
So people can't just buy up all of something and control the price.

>>183893357
i just struggle with scout dittos but that just requires practice

what do ya'll think of this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2u4_0uRouc

>>183926901
samefag here, forgot to add a description. its just a shitty ironic trickstab guide i made.

>>183927068
not going to watch it

http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=955674856
downvote pls

I thought Se7en was supposed to be the top EU team. That sniper play was something I'd expect to see in a pub, god damn sad display here today.

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ya'll still doing loadout collages?

>>183927343
I was gonna upvote it as a joke but wow yeah that's shit.

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>>183925125
Sonic Heroes TF2 mod when?

>furries won

lmao

New cosmetic feature
Shooting someone in the head with any hitscan weapon has a 1/10 chance of causing their hat to fly off

>>183928060
That fucking 3x headshot was amazing.

>>183928187
Hats already go flying when people are killed. Sometimes, anyway.

>>183928339
I mean if they survive.

reminder that RTR is basically an upgrade

>removes all ammo from a dispenser (essentially destroying the dispenser)
>downgrades a tele instantly which is more important than potentially destroying
>downgrades sentries fast enough that if you shoot it you only lose roughly 10% damage per second
>for a push its just as effective if not MORE effective than a sapper because instant health reduction and rebuild times
>if the engineer is dead its free anyways


The only time its worse is if the engineer is up and you cannot under no circumstances break disguise. but under those circumstances you would normally die placing a sapper anyways.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=951969457
downvote pls

>>183928727
>rtr
>instead of breaking it it just makes it weaker
is there something i'm missing or is it really shit?

I'm bored so I'm going to post what I think of my workshop queue
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=398191090
Looks decent. Shows enough of the team color to not be annoying and looks like it would combo well with a cool engy theme
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1088931111&childid=1088914799
Seems kind of pointless. I like the arm band but heavy isn't a business kind of guy you know? I don't know just not feeling it
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=305700619
Shows the soldier's eyes/10
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=305700619
Cool but will never be added
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1082767306
Some fag couldn't shit this out fast enough for the jungle update so put it in arms race. Scout's drinkables are always dumb as fuck so I see no reason to add more.
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=110721165
Random shit being slapped on a merc's head is dumb and never should have existed. Only hats and hair/10
Mostly shit like always, post your thoughts or something I don't care

>>183927343
>>183928810
i'm not your personal army

>>183928956
you shoot sentries with your revolver to destroy them.

its like 100 damage per second so engineers have shit all for time to react. the health degredation factors into this it works similar to the sapper but it only destroys it when its finished. its like 14 vs 26 per second of the sapper. The revolver is the real damage so its negligible what the RTR does..

>>183929179
you posted the same link twice

>>183929647
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1085034575
I just mowed my lawn and my socks are covered in grass

in-n-out burger is awful. the patty is bland, the fries have the texture of paperboard and the bread is like plastic. can you faggot ass californians stop trying to force your trends over here? over the past 20 years you've done nothing but make austin even more of a hippie filled cesspool than it already was. i can even tolerate the mexicans more than you fucks these days. fuck off with your shit shoegaze bands coming here every year. fuck off with your trendy food trailers, maybe if you pretentious cunts didn't drive the property taxes up so fucking much, restaurants could actually afford a proper building. fuck off with your limp wristed politics, almost driving one of the last sane places in the nation blue. fuck your entry level architecture students coming here to design condo high rises shaped like horse dildos. fuck you. i'm sick of you. if i want a REAL fucking burger i'll go to what-a-burger, because it actually tastes like meat and not some unholy abomination crafted in a lab. FUCK you.

I'm going to do the same thing
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=919553148
bombinomicon ripoff, downvoted
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1089945657
poorly done unusual effect
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=951969457
horribly animated. obviously rushed and shat out for jungle
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1090063014
why
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1090077631
is alright
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=504513170
weaponskins are an automatic downvote for me

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@183929832
Yes if there's one thing i cant stand its these fafgots flooding my state, couldn't you all stayed in you Colorado containment zone? CHRIST SAKE it seems like 6 out of 10 people I talk to now is either from comiefornia or flyoversoda.
Please
STAY
OUT
AND GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

>>183927965
That heavy looks really surprised.

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https://youtu.be/KCgQxUeRa68

>>183929802
no one tell bebo

Not a fan anyway

i sure do hate californians

>3 engies on enemy team
>3 spies on our team
>they are incapable of doing anything about the sentries
>if you go spy you have 4 fucking spies
>you probably dont have a medic to uber
>anyone you uber as medic is too incompetent to take out a sentry
pubs are suffering

Yeah, west coasters in general are pretty lame

same with east coasters, though.

Back the heck off!?!?

>>183929997
god these are fucking terrible, i cant believe people are actually voting these up

amerifats suck in general tbqmfhwymn

If you don't live in tornado alley you're scum

i live in a nice house near a lake
am i still scum

>>183929832
i agree that in n out is really overrated, but for the price i think it's the best you can get honestly. same price at any other fast food place will land you an ice cold burger that's like 3 inches across. the in n out fries are inexcusable however, i don't know what the fuck they're doing there.
>>183934101
what'd i do

but im an only child

only child?

beat an mvm tour. got a spec pistol fabricator. disappointed but at least it's not complete garbage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKsZxwl9cT4

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is there a more fitting name?

>>183926901
The music plays too loud over your voice, hard to hear you
and if you know how to edit, pause and add images/arrows pointing to what you mean

everytime i hear the phrase "put your hands up" the first image that comes to my mind is the Sniper doing conga

happy feet, happy feet

youve got a forehead on you like a coffee table

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVEEEEEEEEEE THE COOOOOONGA

raw input on or off

off duh

the

on duh

we

oh

"Oh hey I haven't played TF2 in a while why not boot the game up and give it a go"
>Join match after a minute long waiting period
>Game immediately ends and goes to a shit map I didn't pick
>Try again
>Join match after a minute long waiting period
>Game immediately ends and goes to a shit map I didn't pick
>Try again
>Join match after a minute long waiting period
>Game immediately ends and goes to a shit map I didn't pick
>Try again
>Get into a fresh game
>Complete roll with 3/4 of our team with 0 points at the end of the second round
Fuck this, update the damned game already you fucking typewriter monkeys

HE

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>>183938782
>it's a HOHOHO CONGA episode

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>>183941715
>playing Casual
>ever

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>""""competitive"""" tf2

>tf2

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>>183936083
What makes this guy so special that people need to hype him and lick his ass?

>>183943614
Absolutely nothing. He's just another memetuber that's popular with underage who think he's funny and epic.

holy shit this kid is PISSED

you guys remember this vid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn9970dxQ2g

did they remove sprays for valve servers? why?

>>183945387
something with enforcing sv_pure because some mods allow you to cheat without installing any external programs

>>183945387
No one wants to see your fucking furry porn spray.

>>183946370
I do want to see his furry porn spray so you're wrong. Sprays add personal flavor to the game.

I wouldn't mind seeing that one Jada Stevens gif spray again

>>183947240
which one?

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>One year, nineteen days since Meet your Match came out
>40 days since the last patch
>36 days since the last blog post

it's coming thursday.
right

>>183949289
lol

>>183948896
THE Jada Stevens gif

The one where she's flicking her cheeks

I love whenever it shows up in the middle of a Casual game of Team Fortress 2. I can't help but stop what I'm doing for a second and appreciate the person's taste in butt

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is this a good killstreak
i got one more but it was a medic pocketing a sniper who bodyshot me. i don't know if they were waiting for me or what.

I wouldn't be satisfy, especially if my killstreaks were any of an bodyshot

the bodyshots were mostly spies and pyros i think. it's ok, they're not people like you and me. i didn't grab my stats at the end but i was doing surprisingly well on headshots.

Wanderer>Viva

Me>Everyone else

Me>You>Everyone else

>>183943614
>what is fun

>>183943614
I don't know, but his voice is annoying as fuck. Sounds like a child.

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woah guys i think the real bobsplosion wants my unusual what do i say

>>183953362
either report and block him or yank his chain until he blocks you
but be sure to report him

>>183953362
give it to him for free

>>183953362
You better play your cards right with this guy. His avatar clearly means he's one of the Top Dawgz in the unusual hats market

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guys i don't think bobsplosion wants to be my friend :(

>>183953776
rude, wtf is wrong with you?

>hacker is on my team
>keep up with his score
>get kicked for hacking along with him

lol

>>183953776
>not turning the tables and finding out he's some tranny degenerate by saying that'll help your trading
Never gonna make it dude, but your taking a step in the right direction.

for what? e3 already passed

?????

>2 months
>not 2 years

2 days till 2DS XL drops. I'm buying one, too

>finally think of a good name
>1400 results from search

when will this ride end

>>183955509
lol bad player

2 infinity and beyond

>>183955509
My steam/tumblr used to come up as the first google results for my name, but not anymore. It's a pretty strange feeling.

>>183951221
>standing in one spot on a linear map sniping at the opposite side
>'a-am I good?'

What do you think?

>>183957769
yes?

give soldier a shotgun that shoots small weak rockets

>>183957991
So the liberty launcher?

progress: 45 more wins until silver dueling badge

it has taken me 7 months to get here, why didnt i just farm this in under 2 hours

>>183958172
many rockets at once
instead of pellets

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i want to play this game again where do i begin

>>183960613
with the download button

Making friends and playing with them

>>183960790
i mean like, what about comp tf2

Lmao

Comp

speaking of comp when's the next mixit or whatever it was called that last one was fun

>>183961035
go play some mixes
hamaham sometimes hosts dmixes which is like 6's except theyre all from tf2g, you should look for those
in the meantime practice your dm in soap_dm and other shit
dont use valve comp, its a joke
dont listen to viva, he's a joke

https://clips twitch tv/GlamorousHumbleWeaselFailFish
>This is the highest level of TF2 gameplay
lol comp

>>183962279
Fuck off shill

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>>183955509
>google name
>only results that come up are from places where I use an account with said name

Stop being shit

>better than b4nny
>better pistol aim than quad
>don't play comp or stream cause i'm not an attention whore
>pubstomp eternally in peace

aaaahhh feels good to be me

feels good?

pub babby overestimates his skill

>>183953604
The real Bob is pretty reasonable, uses proper english, and isn't an impersonator scumbag. Talks to people on his real account if he's interested in buying something from you.

source: sold him a #1 craft.

>>183953776
Fish is evolving... he's evolved into... Gyarados!

>>183966123
pretty sure the first person you replied to was being sarcastic, though it is difficult and unreliable to determine sarcasm exclusively through unrefined text

>>183867693
Shortstop needs its old reload speed, it was the only other viable primary for Scout and Valve shat all over it for no reason.

>>183966243
they need to do that or fix the reload animation, because it totally cucks you

also bring back the +80% push force taken that was FUN

>>183966328
also, give FaN an alt fire where it fires both shells doing 2x more damage, it would make people use a Scout primary other than stock.

Bring back cowmangler updraft so I can scoot around and farm kills with my meme spoon.

>>183966926
i will keep posting this image till the end of time

>>183966767
That might be taking it too far, that's 224 fucking damage my man

>>183966767
The only buff Scout needs is a Soldier nerf, other than that he's fine

scout is the most powerful class in the game, it does not need a buff

ur a retarded pubbie if you think it does

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ded

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>*blocks your path*
>*presses m1*
>you run away with 60% health left
>*shoots you from across the map*
>burning again
>mini crit because the scorch shot bounced

>>183967968
>scout is the most powerful class in the game
>soldier, a class everyone plays because it does everything, kills scout by pointing at his feet whenever a scout attacks and aiming in scouts general direction when not close enough
>most powerful

>>183968397
/v/ please go.

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>>183968397
>be scout
>get hit by a rocket
>stun the soldier with infinite range ball
>throw a madmilk to recovery health
>run up to them and shoot them twice to kill them

>>183968138
>"Dude just press S! LMAO!!"
>flame hitboxes extend to you for latency compensation
Loving Every Laugh

>>183968810
What kind of shit advice is that

Literally just shoot the nigger.

>>183969162
Complain about Pyro on /v/

>>183969203
Excuse me?

>aimbotter in literally every other match i join
this game is becoming less enjoyable every day

>>183968138
>scorch shot only bounces when you get hit by a slow moving projectile
>doesn't blame himself, or god

>>183969407
>slow
You could have brought up the pitiful damage but you brought up the one thing it's not

>>183967968
im saying they should fix unlocks, so they aren't so underused in the game, like the shortstop, every fucking scout is using stock. They should do this for all classes, honestly.

>>183969296
I was trying to say that's what /v/ says, I realize now what it sounded like

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guys, i played with the real shadman

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help me

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whelp. looks like im famous now tf2g. its been a wild ride, but im literally getting fanmail now. i dont need this loser anime website anymore, when i have real, normal, people interested in picking me up for their ESEA High IM teams next season. i made it big. no thanks to you. later faggots. pic related; actual loveletter from some babe on tftv (exclusive tf2 fragger website)

>>183969825
haha its just a game bro hahaha

>>183969569
you must be a cerebral palsy victim you fucking down syndrome fuck retard.
Stock should always be the most viable. Unlocks should provide a situationally viable alternative playstyle. Not a complete other option. Unlocks are not supposed to be sidegrades or upgrades. If you say otherwise, you're an autistic 12 year old that doesnt understand game balance, and you just want to have
>LE NEW EPIC WEAPON VALVE UPDATE THE GAME FIX MUH STALE META ADD NEW CLASS LUL

>>183969825
This isn't overwatch. You can just quit out of any match when nonsense like this sprouts up, penalty free.

tf2 site down for anybody else? is this it?

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>>183969825
Shoulda switch breh

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>>183969825
>"Can you guys switch to useful classes so we can win?"
>"Lmao tryhard"
>"salty bro?"
>"go play competitive if you want to win, we are here to have FUN"

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>hacker being a memer with his autistic friends
>find his main account
>1 ban on record
i hope valve does something about these nigs

>>183969913
you're not funny

god fuckin damn that rescue ranger nerf can not come fast enough

>>183969513
Projectile Tiers:
>FAST tier
Arrow (huntsman)
Crossbow (crusader's Crossbow)
Direct hit
Liberty Launcher
Loch n Load

>Slow tier
Rockets
Grenades
Stickies
Baseball
Cow Mangler charged Shot
Pomson
Scorch Shot
Mad Milk
Jarate

>>183971171
>slow tier
>baseball
nigga it's the fastest projectile in the game

>>183971171
pills are pretty fast

>>183971171
looks up the hammer unit speeds before posting tier lists faggot

Where's the update, goyim?

>>183971171
retard

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>>183971171

>>183971415
Ahh, I was just listing them based on how easy it was to reflect them. Thanks.

>>183971496
nice damage control you fucking retard

>>183971415
>scout has two of the fastest projectiles in the game
uh???????

>>183971496
Nice damage control

>>183971652
Yeah, I poked around in items_game.txt to see if I could find some hard numbers but there wasn't anything, had to go with my gut.

>>183971743
Nice damage control dumb ass

>>183971743
retaaarrrd

>>183971618
n-no no, sandman combos t-t-took skill!

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Thanks guys, I thought I was going to be late on my rent.

>>183971994
>i was merely pretending to be retarded
fuck off retard

No, I wasn't pretending, but thanks for the youtrain.

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if digits no update on thursday