/meg/- Mass Effect General

gigi-chan best waifu

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Spiky girl is mine

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>>183855490
No, she's mine.

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>>183854708
Ayrea best waifu

>>183855580
>>183855490

Vetra is disgusting, that height difference is even more disgusting.

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>>183855490
>>183855580
You two are silly, everyone knows Vetra belongs to me.

>>183856507
>>183856201
>>183855580
>>183855490
Yall niggas are gay

>>183856307
nah, height difference is alright, some people like that
turians are weird tho, cant imagine why anyone would find them attractive, but then again i dont understand furries or scat

>>183856742
nope, they're just /d/eviants

>>183856768
Similar lifespan, interesting culture and odd enough to not be loved most people until now.

I mean, 5 years ago the only people who cared about femturs was a turk who may or might not be shitposting, a mentally ill russian woman and "Jingo-Buster" Regina

>>183856991
>a mentally ill russian woman
Wait that was a woman?

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>>183856991
You mean the Golden Years of /meg/

>>183856991
to clarify: i understand why people like them (best race, followed by geth and salarians), but i dont get why people find them attractive

>>183857678
Arrivederci, el gringo.

>>183857331
We found her deviantart page, remember?

>>183857653
I'll never understand the reason behind my Turian degeneracy not that I mind.

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>>183857653
Oh, It's a thing of "What matters on the inside, not outside" for me. I don't get how people would be physically attracted to bony butts and hard exterior.

>>183858457
I'm an unabashed xenophile. I like it because it's different than me.

>>183858457
but i find their mandibles cute

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>>183856991
>All the art Reg drew went to waste because Bioware artists are retarded and forgot to give a fringe to protect their fucking brains.

Can't post this shit anymore without a flurry of faggots going 'tfw no turian twink bf', I think short crests would have been very fucking sensible lore wise and it helps them look qter.

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>>183857653
>>183858351
>>183858457
To be honest, I always felt like my affection for femquars and femturs was the same kind I have for monstergirls. (the more "monstery" the better.)
What attracts me is how different they are : body language, culture, the way they interract with a human. I like discovering them on an emotional level, through details and not just a "scientific" one.
That's the reason I don't really like Asari that much : always felt that they're too similar to humans and it's a disservice to their "I can live for one millenia" alien life-span and mind-rape tendencies.
It's also why I like doing lewd writefaggotry involving human and aliens. Niku-drill monster-girls doujins were an enormous inspiration.

>>183858104
oh naw I missed that

Am I allowed to have Tali as my waifu if I'm not sexually attracted to her?

>>183860592
No because other than her fecal storage 'hips', she has nothing else going on for her

such an awful game. you guys are the dumbest fucking queers

>>183860724
>newfag who started with the sacrificial lamb known as Andromeda
Andromeda died for our sins, manifested in the form of Destin- I mean Anthem.

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>>183857653
You don't have to find them attractive to think Vetra's cute and not mind RPing a character who does.
>>183860592
yes

>>183860635
But anon, Tali is the only waifu who will play video games with you for fun and not suck at them.

>>183856507
>jaalsviewafterdrinkingthatglassscootergavehim.jpg

>>183861147
Jaal should've been suspicious in the first place when he saw Avitus lying on the floor unconscious with a rifle stock up his butt

>>183861074
Teaching your waifu how to play is cuter

>>183858351
>>183858528
>>183858548
at least youre honest

>>183858457
oh okay, i can respect that

>>183859347
alright, that makes sense
thanks french shep

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>>183861147
>>183856507

Where is the CYOA guy?

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>>183861623
He killed himself, anon. I'm... sorry.

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>>183861502
My pleasure, friend.

>>183858947
They shouldn't have fringe, but just a bland bony plate on top of their heads would make more sense.

Reminder that Tali and Liara are the only good romantic arcs and picking anyone else is retarded

>>183861937
Garrus literally says fringe is one of the more important features on a female turian.

>>183861986
I would argue that Ashley and Kaidan (female obviously) are good too, due to how they evolve over the series.

>>183862181
Damn anon, I'm making that my new wallpaper. Thanks

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>>183860592
She could be your mommyfu

>tfw no overprotective quarian mommy who will cry when you have to go on the pilgrimage,

>>183862124
And yet they completely lack one. Hmm.

>>183862542
It is due that shitty FCW comic depicting a female turian before in any game and Bioware just not fucking caring

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>>183862253
>I clicked it

Quarians make me physically ill.

Scum of the universe

>>183862542
>Garrus was gay all along.
>Femshep cures him through the power of human pussy.

Just realised I completely missed Thane in the hospital
With the Salarian dying change much?

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>>183862627
>>183862542

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>>183862627
No m8. Fringe being the most important feature on a femtur is like a penis being the most important feature on a femhum. That is, if they have it, that's a man, man.

>>183863119
But he compliments frecklebeast on it, that's like saying "you have a nice bulge in your pants" is a compliment for a woman.

Stop defending Bioware's inconsistencies

>>183862908
She doesn't even have the mandible stabby thing. She litteraly has a man-jaw.

>>183863272
Yet she has better hips than Vetra

>>183863208
Headcanon that he meant crest but he's so closeted (as evidenced by his bromance for maleShep) he had a Freudian slip?

>>183864003
>>183863208
Like what >>183862773 said. Femshep made Garrus straight.

>>183864108
>>183864003
Why didn't he want maleshep drill his plated ass then?

>>183862848
Yes. The game acts like he died, and Kirrahe takes his place defending the councillor. You still get that little scene afterwards with Thane though.

>>183864231
Too closeted. Kept telling himself his feelings were just misconstrued fraternal affection mixed with his crippling lonliness.

>>183864108
>>183864003
>>183864231
I hate this thread so much.

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>>183864838
>tfw ywn slam your full length up Garrus' s tuributt
>tfw ywn feel his concrete turicock rapidly slapping between yor stomach like a fleshy blue metronome as you take him standing up
>tfw ywn give him a rash by blasting your balljuice into his intestines

Why, Bioware?

>>183866136
>Why, Bioware?

#MakeGarrusBi
Why were they so homophobic/biphobic back then? Thankfully hiring LGBTQ+ developers allowed them to make better games. I really hope they'll give us MORE mlm romances than straight ones, as reparations for being such a bigoted studio for a very long time!

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>>183854708
I stopped playing around patch 1.05? I think, it's the one where they basically buffed the FUCK out of powers and combos for multiplayer. I got super into other games and only just recently decided to boot it up. I really want to try out the new turian character and the batarian looks neat. They added a new angara too I see.

Anyway, what's the current state of the game? I thought someone told me it wasn't going to be getting any updates and yet it looks like patch 1.08 and 1.09 changed a relative fuckload of stuff. Is it a good time to get back in? Is the multiplayer dead on PC?

Is the SP fixed?

Is there nude turian sex yet?

>>183861623
Taking a break. In all honesty, I kinda fucked myself with the last update. You fuckers asked some good questions that I don't know how to answer properly in a way that would also add to the story. I've been struggling to come up with a decent follow up without it feeling like a cop-out, I know where I want it to go after that scene, but it's getting there that's the problem.

>>183861784
Not yet, my good friend.

>>183866825
Which questions? Are we still at the cafe whatever?

>>183866701
It's an alright time to get back in. Most of the major bugs in the SP have been fixed, along with some nice QoL improvements (animations, etc.).
The MP is pretty alive as well, although all it really does for me is make me want to play ME3 MP again. None of the characters in ME:A feel like they play that differently. Almost all of them have the same amount of mobility,
and there's not a lot of really interactive or interesting skills. Awakened Collector glass cannon build is FUN!

>>183866701
>Is the SP fixed?
They've adjusted some of the animations and certain quests aren't bugged anymore. The storyline hasn't been fixed but Jaal has been made available for Scott. No improvements whatsoever to the other romances.

>>183867105
How is the ME3 multiplayer doing right now anyway?

>>183866701
>Is there nude turian sex yet?
Never ever.

Mass Effect was sacrificed to fund Anthem, a Destiny wannabe.

If you love ME, don't buy it.

>>183867098
Yeah, we left off at the cafe. Y'all wanted specifics on how C-SEC operates, details of her arrests, prior detective work and shit. I kinda hit a dead end there with that, cause I wanted to answer most of the questions you guys had, without copping out and make her say, "Sorry I can't talk about that."

I guess I just need more time to channel my autism to figure it out. I haven't given up yet.

>>183867259
Surprisingly active, at bronze-silver ranks at least. I haven't had much luck trying to find any games at gold or above, but for the few hours that I played yesterday, I was able to get in games with 3 other randoms within a few minutes of searching.

>>183867535
Fuck, anyone screencapped it?

>>183867530
It seems to be DOA anyway since we got backstabbed and does the market really need a Destiny clone?

>>183867702
The market already has a Destiny clone: Destiny 1.5

>there will never e a ME:RTS

>>183868401
>ME:RTS
Do you mean a real time strategy game?

>>183867535
No, nigger, the most important question is to ask her about her cough. You've mentioned it twice, deliberately. That cough matters.

I want to ask her if she wants to use my bellend as a lozenge.

>>183868818
yes. rachni war or krogan rebellion

>>183869110
>Krogan strategy: zerg rush and asteroid flinging

>>183869110
Well you can always buy Stellaris and use mods that add the Mass effect races.
I've seen Asari, Turian, Alliance, Krogan, Quarians, Salarians, and there's some vanilla races that look similar to the rachi and Batarians

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Is this just a photoshop or is there actually a way to edit Ryder's (male or female) assets like so? Honestly the colour of the textures looks too natural to be a photoshop.

ME2>ME3>ME1>Andromeda

>>183870425
I think one can export and import textures with the Frosty tool suite. http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectandromeda/mods/224/?

>>183867535
You'd best not make it extremely easy to get killed towards the end. I just want a cute, comfy ending to this cool story. Not one where some idiot gets us all killed.

>>183870782
>>183867535

This, if you want us and our loved ones to all get murdered. Do the squad quest instead

Watched Baby Driver yet?

>>183870782
>>183870881
I don't plan on it, unless the majority of answers are stupid. Hopefully you guys will like the ending.

>>183870881
I just did this weekend. Fuck, it was great. Cinematography was on point.

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Late night Jack post!

>>183870914
But will the ending feature extremely descriptive and uncensored hand holding?

>>183871157
Great posts as always, anon.

>>183871184
It will be one of a few options, hopefully.

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>>183871467
Wew, you fuckers better not mess this up.

>>183870991
Now you know how to get us killed at least

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For every game in the series :
Best class?
Best gun?
Best squadmate?
Best mission?
Best ayy design?

>>183873634
Infiltrator, Mattock, Tali, Collector Base, turians (they're just too skinny).

I need business femturs

>>183873973
I'll accept a genderswaped Lorik Qui'in

>>183861506

lool

>mass effect general

I dont remember 1 (too many years) but on 2, best squadmates were Wrex and the drell, best weapon was the widow, best class soldier.

On 3, best class is sentinel at late game or soldier at early game, best squadmates are Garrus and the muscled beaner guy. Weapon depends but the mattock is very "weight-efficient".

Best mission on 2 was freeing Jack. On 3 is breaking into cerberus HQ. Armax arena topples it though.

>best waifu is Aria

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>>183873973
comin right away

>>183875462

Meant for >>183873634

>>183875462

I just remembered. On 1 there was a mission where you fought some mind controlling creature of massive size.

Thats the best mission.

>>183875464
I don't get why they need Volus need to build their financial backbone, I never got that an entire race could be awful at it.

>>183876179
I guess they just institutionalized the retarded command economy and inflated military spending, much like the USSR, and had some cultural blindness keeping them from applying proper economic principles. That's just the Hierarchy, there are probably many successful independent turian worlds without said retarded cultural blinders.

How free are you in Andromeda?

I mean, apart from having to defeat "the bad guys" how can you influence the arks? Can you have some sort of pro-Cerberus gameplay and fuck other Milky way aliens? Can you commit crimes?

>>183873634
Infiltrator
Widow is great
Garrus
Thane's recruitment mission was fun.
Turians. Hanar are a close second.

>>183876330
>independent turian worlds

Do those exist? Wasn't there like a ME2 newsreel reoccurring plot where they were carpet bombing a independence revolt?

>>183866136
>tfw ywn have him and his snarky long tongue work on your manhood and see him reluctantly swallow

>>183873634
Vanguard and Sentinel
Wraith and Piranha for ME3, Dhan for MEA
Wrex and Javik
Haestrom (the sun gimmick and music are really great)
Turians.

>>183877728

There was an absolutely brutal shotgun for vanguards on 3 called the raider (quick two shots). It was heavy as hell though, but worth the upgrade. It was also the most inacurate but DPS wise it was the best.

>>183877868
in multiplayer it's possible to abuse off host latency to get 3 shots instead of 2

>>183873634
Soldier
Cerberus Harrier
Tali
Overlord (PLEASE MAKE IT STOP)
Turian

Rise from your grave

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>>183873634

>Class
Soldier

>Gun
M-13 Raptor / M-96 Mattock

>Squadmate
For bro-time, Garrus. For bumfucking and BRAAP, Miranda

>Mission
In ME1 the final battle on the Citadel still excites me so much, and I love climbing up the side of the citadel tower and seeing the citadel from a difference perspective.

>Best alien design
Turian.

>>183876360

you can't do anything interesting in andromeda, your decisions have very little effect on the world around you and the whole story is treated as some kind of extended joke.

>>183880861
No

Just beat the trilogy
Now what?

>>183884163
Shitpost until we get a new game or dlc

>>183884163
Play Andromeda.

>>183884163
Avoid Andromeda.

>>183884163
Shitpost about femturs

>>183876330
Really? Do Turian state enterprises exist? I thought all the Turian arms makers were private companies

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>>183873634
>Best class?
I just roll with soldier.

>Best gun?
I don't know, I like the Vindicator. Saber and Crusader are retardedly good, too, and pretty much the same gun.

>Best squadmate?
Character wise or gameplay? I really liked Garrus in the first game, he was a bit of a hothead, but still somewhat reeled in and could be influenced by Shepard to not be a jackass. I didn't like him as much in the sequels, everything about him feels too forced.
I really like Ashley, too (muh waifu), I think she's interesting (the story of her grandfather, being held back by it, and those things causing her to always push harder even when it's not necessary and comparing herself to those around her) and the romance feels very natural.

>Best mission?
I'd probably say Noveria and blasting geth on the outside of the Citadel.
Mass Effect 2 had some pretty cool side missions, but they still felt very empty or unfinished at times. Go here, shoot this, done. The one with the malfunctioning VI where you had to lock and unlock doors, guide a laser thing to destroy... something. The planet with chlorine gas was nice.
The one where you stop some missiles was good, too, it's one of few actually morally gray options in Mass Effect and I wish they went further with it, and had more of that stuff.

>Best ayy design?
I would say turian (males only, females just look stupid) and salarians. I do wish we saw more salarians, they look cool, humanoid but still weirdly alien. I'd have loved to have a salarian soldier. Former STG assault squad, or something.

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>>183873634
Mass Effect
> Best class
Soldier
>Best gun
Avenger
>Best squadmate
Wrex & Garrus
> Best mission
Virmire
> Best Alien design
Turian

Mass Effect 2
> Best Class
Infiltrator
>Best gun
M-98 Widow
>Best squadmate
Garrus + Samara
>Best Mission
Suicide mission
> best alien design
still Turians

Mass Effect 3
>Best class
Infiltrator, although Vanguard is very nice too
>best gun
M-11 Suppressor (that thing deals damage to no end)
>Best squadmates
Garrus + Liara
>Best mission
Omega DLC
> best Alien design
guess what.... Turians

Is it just me or does the Mass Effect series have the most horrible side quests imaginable? They're only really tolerable in the third when they put a tad of story into them

Any tips on learning how to stomach ME2? I just can't deal how much the characters change in ME1, and it's not like they develop in any positive way, they just become caricatures of themselves.

>>183886157
This is part of the reason I maintain that 1 is the best. It felt a lot more down to Earth and contained

>>183886157
I just don't get how Garrus goes from a bitter racist ex-cop to your best friend ever.

They try to push that 'mentoring' thing but the thing is why he is acting like this but if you don't his mission you still get that pushed, and if you tell him not to kill Dr. Saleon, he still goes on his retarded space-punisher thing and gets everyone killed.

Now, I can believe that Garrus could just lose a few more bolts in his brain and live up to his Dirty Harry dreams but I just don't fucking believe a man who consistently believes humans are weaker and feeble (and genophage was justified and deserved, I miss the elevator talk), join a Cerberus operation in any fucking way. Sure the man respects your leadership, and constantly begs you to recruit him about Saren claiming this isn't a specie thing and what not but fuck me, he was full blown racist. He had racist shit to say to any fucking member you brought along with him.

But, Ashley "I am not a Terra Firma member but" Williams, or Ashley "Can't Separate Them From Animals" Williams fucking gets furious, now I get someone just because they are conservative won't join the KKK and same with Cerberus but I expect more sympathy from her due to her opinions.

Now, Bioware knew people thought Garrus was the best character in ME1, and he definitely is and the best character to have around consistently. So they just had him act like you both fucking graduated from C-SEC Academy together and known each other for 10 years.

I don't want to start about how Cerberus went from minor extremist movement to a massive juggernaut that can review you either but, I can't discount Martin Sheen's performance.

So was Shepard indoctrinated?

>>183887664
>Garrus
>Racist

>>183887764
Yes

>>183887949
ACTUAL QUOTE

>Garrus: The quarians endangered the entire galaxy when they let the geth break free. I hope your people are properly contrite, Tali.
>Tali: As the turians are properly contrite for releasing the genophage upon the krogan?
>Garrus: You’re assuming that sterilizing them was a mistake.

He is 100% right but, doesn't change he is a racist.

>>183888303
Not the anon you're answering to but, I don't get how this is racist. He's not saying that the quarians are bad, just saying that they made a mistake.

>>183888303
Garrus is a pragmatist. He doesn't think sterilising Krogan was good because they were Krogan and he hates them, he thinks it was good because of the threat they posed, specifically at that time.

>>183888303
I fail to see, how this is racism.
I mean, when you go to a german and tell him, I hope your people are properly contrite for what they did to the 6 million jews, 6 million undesirables and millions of millions of dead people all over the european war theater, then I highly doubt this is racism.

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>>183888303
>Garrus praises Wrex for not being a bloodthirsty thug
>Wrex immediately lashes out saying he has been brainwashed by propaganda to make the genophage deem acceptable
>Wrex turns out to be a bloodthirsty thug in Virmire

>>183888640
>Wants to help find a cure for his people
>bloodthirsty thug

>>183888734
Yeah, cause curing your people and becoming mindless slaves is always a great idea.

>>183888913
Retard. Once he realised what was really happening with the Krogan he realised he didn't want to do it.

>>183888603
This is something along the lines of a German asking a Turk if they are contrite about the Armenian genocide, but once it is pressed about the holocaust, he responds with "You’re assuming it was a mistake"

>>183889085
No it isn't retard. Did the Jews process such military might that they could have conquered the world, which caused every country to turn against them?

>>183888734
Too bad his people are savages who brought end to civilized society to themselves by nuking themselves and almost brought to the entire galaxy with uncontrolled breeding and expansion.

Reminder the cure is a mistake.

>>183889151
Depends if you ask a /pol/fag or not.

/meg/ Jew hate edition

>>183889085
if i follow your logic it would be more along the line like a brit asking an american whether the americans are properly contrite for dropping nukes on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, killing ten thousands of unarmed civillians in a nuclear hellfire.The American response would be that the brit assumed that glassing the cities was a mistake.

Or you could ask about the day&night bombing raids on every german city in WWII or the Napalm and Agent Orange droppings in the Vietnam war.
From a peace time pov these acts may seem to be horrible, but in a war they´re efficient ways to deal with an enemy.

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>>183889151

In the end, wasn't Ashley right? The moment things went bad the Council did leave Earth/Humans to die while keeping their fleets near their own homeworlds?

>>183890124
Are they just meant to abandon their own countries? Why didn't the Alliance fly to the aid of anyone else?

>>183890183
Because we are Space-Poland and can barely fend ourselves

>tfw i am likely too speciest for a femtur gf

>>183890183
Alliance had 1/50th the fleet of the Asari and barely 1/100th the fleet of the Turians, while the majority of the reaper forces were in the Sol system. And yes, the whole point is that Ashley was right, they would not "abandon their own countries" in a crisis. Thessia was only attacked by a single large reaper and a few smaller ones but that still was enough for them to drop everything and send all their forces home. The council were never allies and no council race ever considered humans as something that needed to be defended equally as their own kin.

>>183890578
But you can say the same about the other council races. Even the damn Salarians won't donate all their forces with the Turians and Asari on board if you cure the Genophage despite the fact that they're dead if they fail

>>183891676
You are straight retarded if you cure the genophage, why do you need Krogan support in a battle that is mostly fleet-focused?

Besides, having Krogan everywhere after the war is over is going to be disastrous as well

>>183891676
Yeah, that's the point. They all thought that people of their own race was far more valuable than any number of Xenos. Who knows how many millions of humans could have been saved if even one Asari or Turian dreadnought could have been diverted to help.

>>183892149
>>183890578
>>183890124

wtf i hate turians, asari and salarians now?

>>183892104
Because Wrex is my friend and I don't play ME to min max
>>183892149
You didn't see the Turian home world get destroyed, despite having 1000x the military of Earth, while also being under a smaller attack?

>>183892654
>Wrex is my friend

You are a dolt if he isn't a shallow grave in Virmire

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>>183892654
>Turian home world gets destroyed, despite having 1000x the military of Earth
Granted the Turians lacked human grade anti-tank missiles that can kill reapers but still a ship or two would have helped.

>>183893080

Those missiles look like they were thrown together in half an hour.

>>183892718
>not maining Wrex and Garrus and having an adventure across the galaxy with your bros

>>183893408
I just found Kaidan/Garrus to work better

>>183893538
>>183893408
I took Tali+Garus mostly for the banter.

>>183893538
that's gay

>>183894093
>tfw ywn doubleteam garrus with kaidan

I miss the femGarrus fics

>>183895208
>Femgarrus
I'm interested got any?

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>>183855490
Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend.

>>183892654
Wrex's comments during the Citadel DLC are why he is my favorite companion in the entire series.

>>183892718
>nyah I don't like it when subordinates talk back to me
Things end up looking pretty good for the krogan if you cure it with Wrex as leader, if you watched the ending slides. Wreav just raises an army.
but imo Okeer's plan of eugenics is best desu

>>183896220
> Wrex comments during Citadel DLC
> best convo between Wrex, Shepard and Grunt
Shepard,
Wrex
Shepard
Grunt
Shepaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd
Shepard Shepard Shepard
Wrex ? Grunt ?

>>183895676
https://pastebin.com/drp4Y313
https://pastebin.com/n9yDeGF5

There was also a lewd one with Wrex

>>183896220
SUBORDINATES need to act the bit, you turtle loving faggot.

You are also stupid if you think Wrex will be a pacifist or that his word have any value

>Courier was never finished
The eternal Swede strikes again

I want a femtur with a fat butt and thicc thighs

>>183896743
>a pacifist or that his word have any value
I don't need to interpret it, it's right there in those ending slides for ME3.

>>183896487
Aw I thought it was going to be more lewd and less angry shep

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>>183896487
>get my hopes up for good femGarrus
>instead just another weirdly fetishistic 'turn this character I don't like into a spineless punching bag everyone shits on' fic

>>183897287
The hell is Courier?

>There's an ayy waifu out there that would fug you right now
Why haven't you used your dick to develop FTL travel, /meg/?

>>183898459
>literally took 5 seconds to google 'mass effect fanfic courier'
No idea anon, internet is a strange place.

>>183898459
Fanfiction writer. I tried reading his stuff on recommendation of this place. He's just rehashing Calinstel's soul bond quarians.

>>183898494
>using dick to develop FTL travel
>not using dick to tear interdimentional portal through the multiverse directly to Palaven
fuckin amateurs in this thread lmao

>>183898447
isn't Garrus a punching bag in game as well? especially in the first one, which these stories are set in.

>>183899015
I think he just wants to bang from garrus

>>183899015
Little bit yeah, but he was never on the level of a battered wife like this.

>no it's fine I just tripped and hit my face on the corner of the galaxy map I'm so clumsy
>I know Shepard loves me really, it's my fault I just make him so angry sometimes

>>183899348
Just finished reading them. Jesus christ that was shitty of the writer to do.

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>tfw no Femshep qtπ to kill undersireable xenos with
frbm

>>183900968
Feels good man.

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>>183901393
reminder that xenolovers will be shot at the day of the rake

>>183901512
So... never?

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>>183901773
soon

>>183873634
>Best class?
Soldier, explosive sniper rounds and heavy armor.
Engineer, hacking geth.
Soldier, and it's Adrenaline Rush.
Infiltrator, with it's Battlefield Awareness is good for sniping, but I also really enjoyed Pull+Throw.

>Best gun?
A sniper rifle with explosive rounds.
Locust/Carnifex.
Kishock Harpoon Gun.
Rozerad/Equalizer.

>Best squadmate?
Wrex and Tali.
Tali and Jack.
Tali and Garrus.
Vetra and Drack.

>Best mission?
Ilos, or going to the Citadel for the first time.
The Collector base.
The attack on Cerberus' base.
Liam's loyalty mission, or Meridian.

>Best ayy design?
Turians, throughout. Really good design, a perfect blend of alien and humanlike features. That also answers the anon(s) half a day ago, that asked how one would be attracted to them. Being a xenophile, I think they just look good, and alien but not too alien.

>>183901512
Femshep is too busy getting that BTC.

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>>183902234
you will be the first to hang

>>183902323
Nah, first we exterminate the turians. Then hang every disgusting turianfag.

>>183900968
>>183901512
>>183901958
>>183902323
I'd kill as many xeno's you want, just not with that ugly bitch

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>>183902814
faggots are next

>>183903528
>when you plan your own suicide on /meg/

>>183902323
>>183903528
10/10 would let her lead the assault on a Reaper fortification

> so I can admire her rear

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>>183903818
>that Ashley and Joker

>>183903818
Good god, glad they didn't choose that as the final Joker. The center Anderson or the one to the right would have been pretty cool.

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>>183903818
>JOKER

>>183902323
Palavened

>>183903818
Fuck I actually would have liked that Ash, Kaiden and Anderson way better.

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>Hellraiser Turian

>>183904358
Dresses and leg spurs really don't mix

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>Salarian smile

>>183903818
The Ashley looks kind of like Cassandra. I like the Kaidan and Anderson though, Anderson looks too young ingame imo

>>183903818
Joker looks just like that elf from da2

/dag/ fuck off

>>183904358
Some of these are just stupid

>>183904634
>The Ashley looks kind of like Cassandra
I was thinking the same, it's the man jaw.

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Thane was supposed to use a human mask to blend in;

>>183904358
> that Emotur
how edgy

>>183905329
The fucking helmet on the middle bottom

>>183905329
Who the fuck drew those 3 visors on the right and thought they looked good?

>>183905842
That's a stupid idea, but I get why they had it.
Yeah he's got the mask, but one look at his hands and it's obvious he's not human.

>>183906146
I'm a huge Jackfag, but the topless idea is retarded. Hot though.

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Explanation of some of Jack's tattoos.

>>183904610
Those skeletor Salarians look awesome.

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>Zaeed had a dog
I can hear the "Goddamn mutt" already.

>>183906539
>one legged Zaeed
Oh shit that would have been so cool.

>>183906539
That big design on the right is giving me really weird feelings about Zaeed. I kinda want to call him Daddy.

>>183906776
wtf is that thing on the bottom?

>>183906890
Looks like boss from Diablo 2. Duriel or something

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>Arrival was meant to be underwater.

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>M-muh Katana !

>>183907917
I like the top right, armored design.

>>183907337
I guess that's where the idea for Leviathan came from

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Alright one last image before I stop spamming the thread.
>ywn defend your naked waifu as an assassin burst through the ceiling.
If anyone's interested the artbook for the OT has been postd on the e-hentai galleries. Don't know if I'm allowed to link it here.

>>183907917
>tfw the less human she looks the hotter she gets.
fucking dick man

>>183908875
'less human = hotter' is like rule 1 of /meg/.

>>183909771
but I've only romanced humans

>>183909887
Cast off the sins of your past, brother. Listen to your dick and let it lead you on the path to enlightenment.

>>183910172
n-no...

>>183908797
there´s only one way to find out

>>183910369
Come on bro you know you want to fuck that robot. Get all up in those servos. You know your toaster has been giving you bedroom eyes ever since you brought it home from Walmart the fucking slut just stick your dick in a roomba fucking do it shove a motherboard up your ass go to hospital and make sweet love to the X-ray machine until they taser you in the fucking face. Or just look up some r34 I dunno.

>>183910467
Link to the gallery : https://e-hentai.org/g/1091312/8288ae4a50/
Feel free to post what I didn't, there's interesting stuff about locations and early alien designs.

>>183911249
huh, there´s more in it than i had anticipated

>>183912214
Yeah, it's a pretty interesting read. There's also stuff about the DLC (Zaeed for example) that's not in the artbook I own already.
Still can't believe it's been 10 years since the release of ME1.

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>>183911082
>You know your toaster has been giving you bedroom eyes ever since you brought it home from Walmart the fucking slut just stick your dick in a roomba fucking do it shove a motherboard up your ass go to hospital and make sweet love to the X-ray machine until they taser you in the fucking face
Good Lord, man.

>>183911249
nice. thanks man

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>>183913258
DON'T KINKSHAME ME

>>183912527
i never quite understood why they made samaras outfit so revealing , especially since they had so many others

>>183911082
Fucking hell Joker, stop sexualizing every robot and bang EDI already.

>>183913803
To each his own, I guess.

>>183914012
He'd much rather fuck the actual ship than fuck EDI>>183914012

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>>183911082

>>183914386
That... Is fucking disgusting.

>>183915121
Earth-clan, would you...(*WHEEZE*)...fuck me?...(*GASP*)... I'd ...(*HEAVY BREATHING*)...fuck me.

>>183907917
>EDI's body needed to be sexy
>going from a completely non-sexualized character, who's composed of a holographic sphere

Yeah, that's the new Bioware.
God, I miss the ME1 Bioware.

>>183915902
now she has more than one sphere on her body

>>183915681
Do you think an Asari has ever fucked a Volus? I'm not sure they can actually touch without one of them exploding.

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Just started reading mass effect survival and holy shit Alarees is a fucking thot. No spoilers plz.

>>183916303
Asari have fucked everyone in the galaxy.
You can bet there's an asari with a varren for a father.

>>183916358
she's cute but god damn the things she does makes me want to gas turians as a species

>>183914386
>suffice to say Fornax' attempt at releasing a Volus only special edition did not meet sales expectations
>following a class action lawsuit from readers suffering from permanent erectile dysfunction and clinical PTSD usually found only in the worst of combat zones, as well as a shockingly high suicide rate amongst the crew involved in the photo shoot, plans for follow up issues were shelved indefinitely

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>>183916358
Yeah, of all the famous fic femturs she's probably the most deserving of a good purging.

>>183916857
What would other Turians think of the ones who would appear in Fornax and the like? They're really uptight but also fuck like a lot so I'm not sure.

>>183916358
Prepare for cliffhanger.

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God fucking damnit live you piece of shit

>>183917427
>"Fornax, Quintus? Really?"
>"They pay extremely well."
>"But four Human women?"
>"The credits were nice too, I guess."

>>183919664
That's too cute and hilarious.

>>183888303
>He's not saying that the quarians are bad, just saying that they made a mistake.
Treating a race as a hive mind and asserting that the whole race needs to be "properly contrite" for the actions of a few (in this case, an accidental robot war that only killed their race, and nearly led to their extinction while the other races refused to help in even the most minor way) is pretty much the definition of racism. "They" can't make a mistake, because again, they're not a hive mind. The only races that logic actually applies towards are the geth and rachni.

>>183890578
>while the majority of the reaper forces were in the Sol system.
You're making shit up.

>>183916303
>>183916540
There's an asari on Illium with a BT father (one of the two by the docks talking about some super dangerous drug) which apparently leads to her having anger issues, and there's an asari mentioned in the Citadel DLC as having a vorcha father (on a datapad in one of those storefronts).

They knew.
They knew they could fuck anything, even before first contact.
And they did.
They got the [blue] rocket.
A race of thots.

>>183914386
JUST

>>183921054
>and the Shepard spoke thus:
>if she blue she a thot

>>183920336
Not even the geth, as evidenced by the split between regular and heretics, and later the decision to ally with the Reapers, which Legion mentions as being difficult (less so if you rewrote, but still hard).

Man, I never thought of Garrus as being racist.

>>183921054
Peebee's father was an elcor.

>>183920524
Not him, but I think a larger number was there compared to other systems, since we're so close to Space Korea, who got "hit straight out of the gate," as Hackett says.
Plus, you never hear about processing centers anywhere else, even shitholes like Palaven and Thot Land.

>>183921538
That's understandable, since they're space elephants.
horse cock best fetish

>>183921879
The sheer numbers of the Reaper fleet make it very unlikely they were focusing anything close to the bulk of their forces on Earth, especially when the only sector actually putting up any kind of fight was the turian one.

>>183921879
Yeah but that's mainly because humanity put up a shit fight compared to literally everyone else.

>>183922023
Probably, but that definitely changed when they got the Citadel.

>>183922056
The elcor had them in a nasty ground war, the turians are turians, the krogan helped out tremendously on Palaven, and the asari were doing good but losing slowly.

Nobody else really did anything.

>>183917427
Dunno why but the first thing that came to mind was how face markings would affect it. I could see them getting really competitive; if you hear there's a guy from your colony featured in this weeks issue you pick up an issue to make sure he's doing you proud like "go on lad show them how a real Cannis man does it, that shitter from Macedyn last week could only handle two Krogan at once lmao what a bitch". Or if they were doing some weird fetish work they might put on a luchador type mask to avoid bringing shame to their colony. The clever ones would get a make up artist to cover up their markings and paint on those of the traditional rival colony before getting pissed on by an Elcor or whatever.

Anderson was born in London, you know?

>>183925050
Anderson was born in London?

>>183925984
Anderson was born there, you know. In London.

>>183926823
I didn't know. In London, you say?

>>183926823
London, are you sure?

>>183927235
>>183927325
Anderson was born in London, and he fears that he will die in London too.

>>183906539
>Zaeed could've been a daddy husbando
Dammit

>>183927491
>Zaeed romance
>"Shepurd, you want a guddam poundin'?"
>sex scene is just him beating the shit out of you

>>183927918
>Shepard never got spanked by Zaeed
I didn't think Bioware could disappoint me any more but here we are.

I wonder what ryncol tastes like? I knos it fucks up anything that isn't big stubborn and sterile, but that doesn't mean it needs to taste like liquid tetanus.

Also, are varren related to snakes? If so, do they taste like them?

>>183928473
Have you ever drunk absinthe or similar? Probably feels like that on crack, or just instantly numbs your mouth and knocks you out when the fumes hit your sinuses.

>>183928448
>I didn't think Bioware could disappoint me any more
Nigga they fucking cancelled the Andromeda DLC, how can you possibly have had hope after that?
>Shepard never got spanked by Zaeed
Good, that would classify as an interrogation technique. Your ass would un-exist.

>>183907635
how strong would you have to be to just break a gun in half with your fingers like that?

>>183928948
Don't question his anime powers.

>>183928908
It's heavily implied but there's no confirmation yet.

>>183928473
I´d say it tastes like those Vodka/tequila mixtures with extra ingredients like chili, fermented reptiles or herbs/grasses

>>183928908
>interrogation technique
>ywn spank a captured femtur in a bombed out building on Shanxi

>>183928948
Very, and it is possible given how much Deus Ex shit they stuffed in him, but look at the slight glow and smoke atound the hand: it seems he's just melting it.

>>183930067
If you were as stronk as Zaeed, spanking someone would be like hitting their ass with a sledgehammer.

But you aren't.

Where´s the Pop Art ?

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>>183928473
I'm wondering too.

>>183931019
hey you have no idea how strong I aw who am I kidding I'm a manlet when will I learn

funnily enough I do remember some discussion a while back about turian spanking sometimes using hammers like with the massages but I think it involved stealing drack's warhammer at some point which might be a bit too kinky. might be recorded in the pastebin somewhere but can't be bothered to look for it

>>183928908
>>183931019

Zaeed's not a super human, dude. Unlike Shepard. Although, I guess "cyborg" would be more appropriate.

>>183932113
It would be a good way for Shepard to keep their crew in line; threatening to blow their ass clean off with cyborg strength for any major transgressions.

or minor or imagined, if you want to go renegade

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Havent found Pop art, but turians in winter clothes.

> I´ve been wondering how this must look like since Menae

>>183934363

I don't get it, why is one wearing a thick jacket, but the other isn't? Why is he leaning on the other turian?

>>183935715
Because the other Turian is short and makes a convenient arm rest?

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>>183935715
> so many questions that I don't know the answer for

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> page 10
How did that happen, it´s not even weekend

>>183930474

>Deus Ex shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEWoVsF0MIo

>>183939178
The Yanks aren't picking up the slack, apparently. Us yuropoors can't keep the thread alive 24/7 on our own.

>>183939502
>B E G O N E

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>>183939178
>daft punk
>40 year old olivia munn
>mr krabs
>garrus

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>>183939528
> jumped to Page 3

Thanks Mass relays
And thanks to yurope

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>>183939528
I was working

Of course it was made by Japan

>>183940021
Sure, but now it's past midnight here and 5pm onwards there. Time to pass the baton.

>>183939771
Andersonius was born in London, you know?

>>183940430
Where?

>>183940430
In Londinium, Andersonius was of born?

>>183940524
Andersonius was born there, you know. In London

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>>183940267

>>183940808
for a moment i thought he was raising a flag, and I thought to myself "the french where on the moon?"

>>183939771
>humanboo Turians painting on flag designs instead of colony markings
>"I'm a Slav trapped in a Turian body you dont understand me at all dad"

>>183939178
>Mila Kunis
>not Ashton Kutcher in drag

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>>183941450
they´re no different to dedicated football fans

> slavturs
I didnt expect that i suddenly feel the need for squatting turians in adidas clothings

Do Reapers still have indoctrination if you control them?

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>>183941851

>>183942024
The real question is, does /meg/ use some form of indoctrination? Is that why we keep coming back?

>>183942909
I keep coming back because I waited over five years for other people to get into femturs and I'm holding onto this golden opportunity to be a massive faggot about it for as possible. Don't know about you guys.

>>183943641
I've been into them since Nyreen, but I left here before the Omega DLC dropped.