/assg/ - Asymmetrical Slasher Series General

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Why do the chinamen hate us so much?

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>>183589972
They're brainwashed fuck. Ask yourself, why are those chinese company making knockoff of popular videogame, like LoL and Overwatch, and even TF2? Well, that's because they want to take ownership of those IP, and for this purpose, they're going to brainwash the chinese people into thinking it's THEIR IP and the real overwatch/tf2/LoL are THE knockoff of these games, making chinese resent western game developers.

Oh boy i'm really happy that they're under a great firewall and censored because they would flood internet even more. I always shudder when i imagine what if the whole world had access to internet as much as we have. Imagine if "Africa" was a demography the game developers had to please when they make their games and if it was a valuable videogame market. Thanks god once again, that Asia/Europe/NA are the only viable videogame market.. for now.

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>>183589972
Because America is shit

What are you guys hoping for in the survivor coming out?

>>183593987
Survivors are just a skin im hyped as fuck for the killer

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>>183593987
Less blood perk? Just to run a complete "silent" build. I don't really know what survivors would still need, I'd rather they just rework the completely useless ones they have both for killers and survivors.

Also, delicious brown boy

>>183594226
I know, but everyone always talks about the killers

>>183594609
>brown boy

Wow, what good taste

>>183593987
Apparently there's two survivors so i hope one of them is going to be a native american qt with bare feet

>>183595521
>two survivors

Oh damn, really? Isn't this supposed to be free DLC too, or did I just read that somewhere?

>>183595632
Yeah they said that it was a free DLC with two survivors and 1 killer.

Maybe they're going to be twins and they're going to be the child of the killer "mother" .. eh. but i'd really like a native american qtpie with bare feet

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how did it happen

>>183596917
Shit games

>knock off mask and drop it for girl
>3 run into shack without mask and waste sweater
>AYO STOOPID NIGGUH FUCK YOU JAYSIN
Gotta love xbl

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>>183597094
it's a feature

>>183595521
sauce?

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>>183601059

>>183601325
so it's "someone said that on reddit"

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First time I found this wurst sticker, I know there's a cheese one on Coal Tower. Is there any significance to these?

>>183602430
no, the developers themselve mentioned it on their stream and their perks will add up to the current perk and there will be 48 survivor perk after the DLC.

>>183602812
>the developers themselve mentioned it on their stream
Time on the stream?

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unironically go back to plebbit on the official subplebbit and search for their stream summary, it's between 61 and 45 or something cause i'm too lazy to do it and i won't go back to teddit

>>183603114
Yeah, there's nothing there about that. Fuck off.

Why do people still leave comments on killers' profiles? It's not like other survivors can check them in the lobby.

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>>183604017
Makes them feel better about losing

>>183604017
why do they invite you to "fck u kler" groups? because they're angry

>>183603114
I think you dreamt that, bud.

>>183576713
This might help if queue times are too long.

Press "Switch to killer", and then "Switch to survivor", then requeue. I usually get into a match after a few seconds.

Can somebody please explain to me how Hillbillies turn so quickly when using their chainsaw? He seems absolutely impossible to get away from right now.

>>183593987
I want them to be albino in penance for claude in general and the fucking black clothes they're about to sell.

>>183608889
So people won't play them. Where's the punishment?

>>183609536
They also need to make claude permanently followed by spotlights, because the entity is tired of this negress stealing from the trunks on the map.

>>183608889
new map : snowfield

>>183609915
holy shit lmao

>>183609536
>>183608889
yeah, how many people do you see in game playing Laurie and Feng min for example? They're entirely blue/blue-green.

Part 4 Jason should be in the game. Just as a reskin 3 while NES is his own Jason with more choppy animations and sits down when stunned.

One can dream.

>>183610337
I see a bunch of Feng, not much Laurie though because she's ugly. It's only the true ultra niggers who only play claude because MUH ADVANTAGES really.

>>183610337
Eh, I think it's also because they're dlc characters, and "survivior 24/7" types don't buy killers. I don't know how it is on concolse. Feng's alternative clothing is deep purple/black too.

>>183605917
Think it just snaps on when it touches your hitbox, making it look like they turned to hit you.

>>183610716
I find Laurie cute, it's just that her hair is a bit weird but. Feng ain't any better at that, seriously.

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>>183611247
She ticks the asian waifu box tho. Laurie looks like Ace shaved in a blonde wig.

>>183611361
>Laurie looks like Ace shaved in a blonde wig.
She really really doesn't you faggot

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>>183611514
I'm not the one attracted to manly faces

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>>183611361
Wut, you really should buy glass if you really think she look like that. Feng look weirder than Laurie in game.

the only cute girl in this game is Meg anyway
and i'll stretch it out by saying that night out nea is the hottest/sexiest girl

Laurie really looks super rough though.

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>>183611726
>the only cute girl in this game is Meg anyway

wrong

>>183611980
I just want that top, the frogs can keep their lameass black clothes, just make cute things.

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>>183611980
>Claude
>cute
Your opinion card has been revoked, to many shit taste marks have been punched.

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>>183611726
>Feng look weirder than Laurie in game.
I can't agree with that on any day. Laurie looks terrible. Of course I was exaggerating, but she looks like a man. And Ace is actually too cute to be compared to her.

>>183612247
Claude is cute, just separate the idea of them in picture from the subhumans that exploit them.

>>183612306
>Meg x Nea ship
No.
>Dwight x Jake
Stop this gay shit.
>Ace x Laurie
Finally a good ship.

>>183612649
yeah dwight belong to nurse
stop this degenerate homo sexual ship

>>183612187
>I just want that top
You can buy it anytime.

>>183613029
Oh woops, for some reason I was thinking that was one of the dumb code clothing pieces.

I might buy the dumb 80's thing some time then

I'd like more cosmetics, but as i said in the previous thread, it seems the dev are full on sucking the streamer and making reskins for them than making more cosmetic that really changes the character like Botanist Claudette or Basketball Meg.
They call it the charity pack, but there's nothing really inside that point to a charity. I'd expect medical cosmetic for the character like straitjacket for laurie or scrub outfit for claude or doctor for Jake/Dwight or fieldmedic for bill but noooo they had to suck the streamer dick. They're going to get a pay from this so called "Charity pack". Simply selling their shitty logo on a shirt.

>>183595840
It's a siamese twin, one controls the legs and the other the arms, it's like cho'gall on HOTS where 2 players play 1 character but to make up for only 3 survivors they need 4 hits to go down instead of 2.

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>>183613979
dumb kids will buy a more pricey pack if they can have the ebin angerypug top. they know exactly what they're doing.

>>183614318
Yeah, seriously, FUCK angrypug, he's exactly the survivormain cliche we all complain about, he do everything with his shitty SWF crews to make the killer experience really shitty. And fuck the kids that support them.

The only streamer and youtuber i respect of DBD, is TydeTyme. He's a really cool down to earth guys, and his youtube channel got a tons of DBD video with insight on how thing work in DBD and what to do and what not to do. That's how i started playing DBD so well.

>>183614705
>he do everything with his shitty SWF crews to make the killer experience really shitty.
I've gotten into lobbies with him 2 times.
He was by himself, and both times he just d/c'd being carried to the hook to be hooked the first time.
He's such a faggot.

I've also played with and against Swiftlegend. That guy is cool, I wish more streamers were like him.

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>>183614705
I've only seen him play solo but he's really trashy. He's a complete douche both to the killer and his team, and even to his own viewers. I have no idea how he's as popular as he is.

>>183615459
Gamers give in to stockholm syndrome incredibly easily is all I can figure, it's the same reason DownsSyndromePhil has as many people as he still does watching him too, despite being a completely unlikable shitheel who regularly abuses literally everyone he comes in contact with.

>>183616171
>DownsSyndromePhil

Alright, I'm gonna give you that one

How much do you think the streamje- uh charity pack is gonna cost?

Also inb4 it's one of the ineffectual charities being donated to like child's play

>>183618304
Going to guess $5-7
You can say what you want about the frog, but they do a very good job of having fair prices for what they produce.

>>183618304
It's Doctors Without Borders

>>183618304
>>183618738
They specifically stated the charity pack was going to cost more than the past DLCs

>>183618987
Cite please.

>>183619101
Yeah lemme just go back and watch every minute of every stream from around when they announced it

>>183614705
You should watch TrU3Ta1ent™

>>183618828
Well that's good at least, I'm tired of gaymin charity stuff going to ones that are just "Games for sick kids" half the time, like that's admirable because sick kids need something to take away from their suffering too, but put money toward shit so we can hopefully just write those sicknesses off as another easily treatable thing some day instead.

>>183619142
You should, the amount of bullshit information that is spewed around here is way too high

>>183619556
Like what?

>>183619556
>20+ items
yeah, it's not gonna be cheap, bud.

>>183619721
By here he means Reddit

I'm gonna bet on 10-15, that seems like a solid amount to ask "for charity" and also because of the pretty good chunk of cosmetics within, anything higher would push it out of the easy impulse buy range imo.

>>183620215
agreeable, 10 seems kinda low for the raw amount of content put out with it though, then again they could go for the 10 range to provide incentive for more charitybucks

Am i the only one here who just does not care about the cosmetics at all?

>charity
it's a fucking scam

>>183620739
This i would buy it if it wasnt to support israel or whatever they are donating to
>>183620712
In my opinion it's just a way to support the game i mostly use prestige clothes

>>183620712
It's all streamer trash that shouldn't be in the game to begin with.

>>183621053
>This i would buy it if it wasnt to support israel or whatever they are donating to

It's MSF you homo, they're the people trying to help shitty places get clean water and get vaccines so they don't reignite polio again and shit like that.

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>>183621053
>This i would buy it if it wasnt to support israel or whatever they are donating to

>>183623584
People are extra stupid when it comes to charities as a way to write off not giving them support.

I worked at a company that had the wounded warriors charity slapped all over their water bottles, and some people made a comment one time that our company was glorifying soldiers getting hurt so we could turn a buck, when the proceeds go directly to agencies that do things like help people with things like artificial limbs and helping them with other expenses after they got fucked up serving overseas.

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I can't wait to get my meat jacket for Jake desu

>>183629868
kys

>>183630421
You first, buddy :^)

>>183624163
THEY ARE FUCKING HURTING THOSE SOLDIERS AND YOU KNOW IT DONT ACT LIKE THEY ARENT FUNDING ABORTIONS TOO

>>183633873
We should fund abortion more so anon like you don't appears anymore.

>>183633964
but whom else, fair maiden, will fight for all the people who main survivor in DBD??????

>>183619240
is he worse?

>>183634125
He plays mostly killer and constantly shuts down rank 1 survivors and SWF buttbuddies

>>183634125
>>183634324
and he actually knows how to play survivor without just running from pallet to pallet

>>183634324
he's doing gods work. I loved watching that guy play MKX, it's good to know he's fucking assholes over in other games too.

>>183634324
I don't want to sound rude but EU survivors are fucking retarded.

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unhook

>>183612306
Lucky Laurie

>>183638847
Laurie in game look like a milf in teenager cloth

>>183638983
Yeah but anon, I'm not looking at Laurie. I'm looking at who's got his hands around her.

>>183639168
Shut the fuck of faggot.

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>>183639243
Easy there champ, wouldn't want you to burst a blood vessel

>>183639552
Ace is awful. Die in a fire.

>>183639621
Now.. this is plain wrong.
Ace is everyone's pal. You see him, your moral is immediately up. He's the bro of male, when he smiles, female immediately get wet, even the female monster, even the entity is jealous. He's a big fucking nerd that watch horror movie and play L4D, that's why he brought michael myers and laurie and Bill, cause he's a cuck that enjoy seeing other people get fucked by people he himself made and not get fucked by himself.

Ace is the best man in the world dude. He got dem F I N G E R G U N tho.
you're just mad he's a better man than you you sissy

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how do i pirate this game?
i haven't found a crack that acutally works, and i refuse to give these jewish canuck cucks any money

is DBD down?

>>183641474
Geez just go write dead by daylight crack and pick the 1.5.3 skidrow reloaded links and takes the updater in the comment

>>183641463
>Head canon personality traits.
You might as well have told me you like beans as it has no bearing on Ace being not shit.

Lets list things that matter.

Male frame
Shit perks
Shit clothes

Ace shit garbage.

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>>183641934
Shit clothe? he got the best cosmetic in the game along with claude and dwight. Tux makes him even better along with the panama.
Ace in the hole is the best perk in the game to farm item along with plunderer instinct, and open handed is amazing when paired with Bond and Empathy, or even OoO. but hey, "MUH PERK" you must be a SC/SB/BT/DS with purple flashlight metaslave to care like that faggot

anyone notice that the abbreviation for this general has ASS in it? LOL CUZ THE GAMES ARE ASS

>>183648263
No, it's because several of the girls have great asses.

>>183648908
>tfw slugged by nurse and you look up her dress

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>DBD is squandered potential
>F13 is squandered potential
I hate this genre. It needs some fucking attention so we can get our own Super Mario Bros. 3 of asymmetrical slasher games.

>>183649760

Our only hope is that Last Year learned fromt hose that come before it

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>>183644431
>open handed is amazing when paired with Bond and Empathy, or even OoO
>wasting a perk slot on an extra eight meters when empathy is already infinite and OoO is garbage and since you'll be the only one using it you'll be sure to get the ridiculously long max range on that as well so you won't need the extra eight on either. and only the fags who drop the killer on their teammates run bond

>>183650830
>Hates Ace AND OoO
The shit taste going here is devasting. I'm embarrassed. Do you run SC?

>>183650830
Not that guy, but I use bond to help me find hurt teammates or if I'm stuck trying to find a generator in a confusing map like the hospital. I know with Empathy at rank 3 I can see hurt survivors from anywhere, but it's also nice if I'm hurt and need assistance. The only 'meta' perk that I really run is Quick and Quiet, but I love having Bond

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FINALLY!

>>183649760
Too niche of a genre to have that happen, and both games already out have really angry playerbases that either require constant care (DbD) to keep the game alive, or else it gets to the point where the team gives up on it (F13)

Too small of a market for big studios to step into, and too much investment for smaller studios to effectively handle it. I've long accepted that I'll never get my Elm Street variant where Freddy is like a fucked up GM and can teleport around the map and fuck with people while having lavish death animations, while the other players are just trying to survive and eventually try to kill him somehow, or else escape the dream world. That would need a big budget studio to do proper, when it could probably be done top down with a level editor and some basic scripts or something like that, but then people wouldn't like it since it would be at face value and cheapish, albeit easy to generate content for at a consistent rate.

Last Year may be the metaphor for anymore of these games being made past 2017 at the moment, with only DbD's success really causing people to step in and try to copycat it, though without brand recognition and good ideas, it'll be a hard sell.

>>183651860
I'm not the original guy, I like Ace but his perks are pretty garbage. only one I ever end up running is up the ante for the memes.

and OoO is terrible, even with SS meme all you like, hand santizer.

>>183652339
Shut up house plant OoO is great

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>>183652339
Leave it to arid succulent who only runs meta to have trash opinions.

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>>183652339

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>>183652495
>>183652513
(You) overload

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>>183652495
>>183652513
>>183652576
wrong

>>183649760
>I hate this genre
Then don't play the games? I don't understand people that come in this thread just to shit on both games

>>183651973
>couldnt even get rank 10 killer
oh im laffing

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>>183651973
You are like little babby

>>183656269
Congrats.

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Unhook

If anyone is at SDCC ask the F13 guys if they'll ever tweak Jason 7.

>>183659581
They'd just say yes even if it weren't true.

>>183635203
>american survivors are not retarded
anon...

>>183661079
I'm not sure what this image has to do with Jason 7.

Why are there so many spergs in F13th? I got hit twice because someone was talking constantly in voice and told them to shut up for a moment so I could coordinate phone

>>183661212
I've found you need to either ask gently or outright yell at them to listen to you.

Tell them you have a plan and you need them to cooperate, or they can fuck off and die out in the woods. I never say it seriously, but people tend to listen if you ask. The ones that don't? Fuck 'em.

>>183661401
This is because humans are sheep, and if they don't perceive you as an authority they won't do anything you say even if it's common sense stuff that they should be doing anyway.

>>183661729
It's why I always run for the gun first. I can't trust anyone with it but myself, and people tend to flock around a good leader.

I never put myself up as one, but I'm the one making the calls if people are listening.

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>>183656269
>an achievement you can easily be farmed on shitty survivors
>an achievement for items that only a few killers run\guard with their life

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Am I fucking up at the flashlight? Does it ONLY blind killer if he's holding someone? Do I have to be super close? It seems like he's never ever blinded by mine.

>>183662729
They do not have to hold womeone for a blind, but use flashlight either to save or when they're breaking pallets. Standing closer helps, but you don't need to be smelling their pubes. Yellow flashlight without add-ons is fucking garbage, and right now it seems sometimes you won't even blind with half an hour to his face, but sometimes you can blind a killer through the fucking back of his skull. You have to test the timing to get the feel of how long it takes with different flashlights. If you want to use insta-blind flashlights, prepare to be facecamped.

Are they going to reveal any dlc for Friday at SDCC? I'm just hoping for more maps really. More Jasons would be cool, too.

>>183664083
They can't even patch the game. There won't be any DLC.

>>183664308
Has been patched on PS4 for weeks. No idea what's up for XBox players.

>>183664546
Even on PC the last patch was like a month ago.

>>183664807
It sucks it takes them so long but I think its better than if it was tied to a company like Activision or EA.

The lobbies are fucking broken again. Nice job, frogs

>>183664546

They're surprisingly fixing the console versions before updating them, console is still on 1.51 and all the patches since have just been improve match making and making the game not run like shit, the last patch did a LOT for the game running smoothly.

>>183666794
What caused all the issues anyway? I know they're a small team, but could servers exploding really mess things up that badly? A lot of issues seem in the game code itself.

Could they have released an old build of the game by accident? I still have a lot of fun with it but I'm baffled how some of these things weren't noticed beforehand.

>>183667072
If the servers explode, there is no game.

>>183666794
Host migration and ability to host rooms when? If I'm playing with a friend I make it a point to not stay in a room unless the game makes me host. I'm not a little shit who will leave a game if I die early while I'm host and won't leave right after being Jason. How these two simple things aren't there makes no sense.

I'm glad I have a lot of fun with it because if I didn't enjoy it all the issues would make me hate wasting the money. Thankfully they're more like speedbumps I deal with because the rest of the ride is great.

>>183667205
Obviously but I doubt, for example, that the servers going kapootski caused the roof or homerun glitch.

>>183667072

My guess? The console version is a 100% straight port with 0 optimization so they're racing to optimize it now.

Seriously the game ran pretty badly, made nurse unplayable when the entity gets summoned it did this huge explosion that dropped the FPS to like 5 frames

>>183667429
They're talking about F13.

>>183667576

shiet

>>183629868
Man, as much as I hate the what I assume to be twitch emote faces on it, I want that goddamn jacket since ALL EIGHT ROUNDS of that stupid giveaway, I still never got muh daddy jake.

>>183670914
I find some twitch streamer clothes being nice recolors, I even like the infamous sexyhexy logo on claud's sweater (apart from the coat being coal black), but this one I find incredibly unappealing.

>>183650271
Every time I've looked at Last Year something new manages to stand out as questionable each time. Like with how it's currently written, I'm wondering why the fuck you'd pick any killer but mr "Strongest AND fastest killer who can also lay traps" Slasher. Like unless the survivors can really just fuck you up fast or something, the Giant sounds useless because he'll probably get shit on by some kind of infinijukes, then Strangler's either gonna be garbage or ridiculous.

>>183671178
I predict that any capable team of survivors will shit all over the killer once people have a little bit of experience in the game.

>>183671312
Probably, which makes me real worried for that game. I wanna hope it'll be entertaining, but watch it combine the killer experiences we already have but in the worst way possible.

>Able to combat them
>But they don't demand some level of wariness like Jason
>Surbabbies start being maladjusted shitters in that too
>Except now they can just kill you too

/r/ing that picture with all the Jason Part listings with descriptions of the player types. Friend of mine told me he saw it at work the other day, but didn't save it. I wanna see what it says about part 7 and Savini

>>183672303
Savini was what you'd expect, it was just like "Kickstarter babies - sonygers or whatever - quits if not 8/8 within 3 minutes" all I remember from 7 was like "Thinks unlocks must be better" and some other junk.

None of it was very funny really

>>183672851
Part 7 is my favourite, so I just wanted to see what it said.

Part 7 feels weak, but I've cleared with him so many times that I feel like he's really not. Against a really coordinated team, it's possible to beat him though.

Benis

>>183620215
I hope it's something ridiculous just so too many shitters won't get it.

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What the fuck did the frogs do this time?

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>>183677119
it happens when the matchmaker craps itself. you have to alt+fF4 and then cancel the exit pop-up, and then you're free to try and find a lobby again. and good luck with that, since there are at least 3 common bugs with it now.

>>183677119
Everything wrong.

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>>183677416
"Making shovelware and movie tie-in was better than making a REAL GAMES, why did we go this ways?"

>>183664308

It ok, their working on another game right now too!
http://store.steampowered.com/app/645540/Dead_Alliance_Multiplayer_Beta/

>>183677119
Works for eastern europe.

>>183677119
I think they change something in the matchmaking for a few hours to try it and they fuck it up

>>183682170
They said they were going to switch to their own mm system "Mirror" for testing, but "it won't disturb the game, it won't even log you off". I think they switched to it around Friday, the MM was noticeably more unstable than usual this weekend, and now they killed the game completely trying to fix their system.

Do the range add-ons for the Doctor stack?

>>183683810
I'm pretty sure they don't, just the one range upgrade is pretty damn lengthy though.

>>183686369
>(After 90 seconds of waiting, as a survivor, the game will attempt to join the most poorly matched lobby available)

Now rank 1 faggos can inflict themselves on new players even easier.

>>183686608
>Wait times start to go up even more as further killers just stop bothering

>>183686369
Oddly enough, I'm okay with this.

I prefer to stay around the lower ranks, but I wouldn't mind playing against a high rank once in a while without having to deal with the ladder climb.

>>183686369
Fantastic, but did they fix it so I can actually play without "no connection" bugs?

>>183690235
>but did they fix it

Do they really ever fix anything

>>183692270
They had fixed it for a while, then it broke again.

I wish they would fix the bug where I get match up with Asian killers every game.

>>183692643
For me it's always some chinese dude,and they always play the Doctor for some reason. I downloaded mlga exactly because I couldn't handle this shit anymore.

>>183693261
Ooohh.. i get why the doctor was voted as the one who needed a rework now..

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Unhook

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>>183692642
Good job, Coté

>>183697298
Adorable :3

can you bind skill check to right click?

>>183698832
You can bind it to anything on PC.

oooh you can. It's so comfy now using only one hand while repairing

>>183700287
what did you bind your items to?

>>183700570
Well that's a good question. If I bind it to left click I won't be able to stop repairing right before using the whole toolbox. I'll bind it to wheel and see how it goes

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>>183700980
You should get a mouse with thumb button, it makes thing really easier.

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>>183701653
>number 5
Why couldn't we have that?!

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Why is Part 8 objectively the best Jason?
>Has +Destruction, which is super helpful for all zombie Jasons
>Has the best theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=506eJZWwt9E&t=1s
>Plays up Jason's water theme the most, with skin like a drowned corpse and dark blue color scheme
>His weapon kills are some of the coolest and most brutal in the game
>Isn't a super tryhard choice due to not having +Shift

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>>183701897
I don't think we'll ever get a skirt or a dress unless it sticks to the ankles

Remember to pull the cord before you die with a purple flashlight.

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>>183702679
sure thing

>>183702679
I'm not a faggot

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>>183701897
>>183701653

>>183703087
Feng Min cosmetics when?

>>183703087
Man, that 2 is so much cuter of a casual outfit than what we got.

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>>183703204
>>183703620
SOMEONE SAID COSMETIC??
WE GOT THAT IN OUR CHARITY PACK! YOU'LL ENJOY NEW RESKINS OF EXISTING COSMETIC WE'VE MADE FOR EVERY SURVIVORS WITH YOUR FAVORITE STREAMERS LOGO ON IT, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO THOSE POOR HARD WORKING STREAMERS! BUY! WE WORKED REALLY HARD ON PUTTING THEIR LOGO AND CHANGING THE COLORS OF THOSE COSMETIC, SO PLEASE BUY IT!

Matchmaking worked for about 5 seconds. I guess they will have to patch again.

>>183701653
I really like 9, but I think we got the best uniform design.

>>183701653
I might be a minority in this, but I really want no 2. for my Feng.

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>>183705407
>>183705285
>>183703620
>>183703204
I got more of that "concept art" porn

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>>183705721

There were some GREAT dwight idea! Even thought the current one is great too. There's a chance some of those get made into real cosmetic!

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>>183706506
Dwight went from a pretty normal looking dude to a complete doofus? why? I can't even tell what some of these costumes are supposed to be.

Does F13 have an afk timer?

>>183697298
I love artwork of the killers and survivors being cute like that

>>183706832

2 minutes

>>183705923
F u g

>illfonic already abandoned F13 to work on new game

RIP

>>183709419
IIRC they shut down Last Year's first attempt because one of the killers looked like Jason to create F13.

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>>183709419
Source? From what I heard, their other projects are on hold.

>>183710680
It straight up was Jason. Pic related.

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>>183706506
Ah yes, Oil-Tycoon-Texan Dwight.

>>183711126

They're holding an open beta for their new generic zombie shooter now. Focusing on developing that is why we haven't had a patch on F13 for about a month despite it still having glaring issues. Seems like they just gave up because of how much hate they were getting and how hard it was to patch Xbox One

>>183711534
Moving Hazard? Aren't they mostly just acting as assistant developer for another company, whose is doing the main work?

>>183712045

no, Dead Alliance.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/645540/Dead_Alliance_Multiplayer_Beta/

So what do you guys think the event will be?

>>183712336
More of the shit they had before.
They said it will be harder, even though we're pretty sure they just gave us shit for free anyway

>>183712718
Does it actually work now?

>>183713194
I got two killer games really quick.

>>183701653
>feng could've been hot
fuck you, frogs

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>>183716241
Everyone looks better in their concepts. Jake is p cute and Claude looks even better than he does.

>>183716854
I wish they put that ushanka instead of the manbun in the DLC.

>>183716854
Frogs can't model for shit. Jake here looks way better than in the game.

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>>183717201
That's what I'm saying mang

>>183717429
omg. such a fine nigress.
fffffffffffffffffffffffffROGS!!!!

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>>183717429
>barefoot

>>183717429
We got the worst clothes and hairdos in the game from these.

>>183717429
On some of this concept art claud looks actually cute. Wow

>>183711154
I need that as a skin, I need it

>>183717429
We got any concept art for Ace and Nea, or any of the killers?

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>>183718614
I've seen OG Bunny Trapper, haven't seen any for the others yet.

>>183717708
kys

>>183709419

The day we get an asym slasher from an actual competent company is going to be amazing.

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>>183718614
Phil

>>183718979
He looks so sad, he knew he was going to be bullied.

>>183718979
>left is literal perfection
>scrapped

Not even in-game and he's still bullied.

>>183718979
Middle one looks like a Raziel.

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>>183718979
>>183718614
Billy is p much the same since all he is Leather face

>>183718965

I'm just pissed that good licenses are going to waste on trash developers. Michael Myers being some "entity" bitch boi does not do him justice, and the glitchy dumpster fire that is F13 doesn't do that license justice either, and it could have been good, the base premise is great it's just terrible developers that think Asymmetric gameplay should equal Asymmetric fun and make spaghetti code that ruin it.

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>>183718614
I don't know about Nea or Ace but you can see a lot of scrapped stuff from Meg and Dwight that looks similar to the two

>>183720072
Just run Tombstone

>>183719919
>that noose
I wonder if his parents tried to hang him and he thought it was a necklace or something when it snapped. So he kept it since it's the only gift they ever gave him.

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>>183720307
> That blonde meg

hhhhhhngggggggggg i want it

>>183718979
Man, that left and middle look cool as hell.

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Unhook

>>183722826
Is that supposed to be the nurse?

>>183723787
Yes

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I said I unhook damnit

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>>183726150
this is getting darker, stop this.

I wish they released the new chapter already.

>>183718804
You first ;^)

>>183726150
I thought it was cute when I opened the thumbnail, but then I saw the knife

>>183729232
Sibling activities

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>>183720072
but michael myers IS a bitchboy
he's literally a normal human with normal strength and he's just wearing a mask
and his damn weapon is.. a kitchen knife. WOAH!
And most of his victims are.. FEMALE! Woah, bitchboy kill the person obviously inferior to him in strength most of the time. What a pussy.

maybe he got dem insane girl pussy at the asylum but desu he's generic as a killer, understandable since he's one of the first slasher killer, but seriously, he IS a bitchboy.

How would you make an halloween videogame anyway?

>>183730258
>normal human
You obviously haven't watched Halloween. Nigga is straight up pure fucking evil

>>183730258

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Blq11wjG30

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>>183710680
Is Last Year even alive?

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I want to cuddle with Ace

Also unhook

>>183732115
Yeah they uploaded something on facebook today but i assume that August beta is not going to be.

>>183732197
Ace is a DILF for sure.

>>183732197
>>183732404
kys

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>>183733453
Not an argument

>>183732404
he should have been in that meme dream daddy game

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>>183734119
>Wanting ANYTHING by Game Grumps
No

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>>183612306
Disgusting.

>>183735018
yeah i know dream daddy is a shitty video game for degenerate homosexual people
that's why i called that garbage a meme

>>183720307
Where are the sports bras?

>>183732115
BITCH HE CAN SEE YOUR ELBOW FUUUUUUCK

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>>183735659
Whatever you say

>>183732197
Same though

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https://pastebin.com/GG4gT2xi

H8 R8 and Ber8 me for my donut steel chapter idea.

I got you streetwalker-kun.

>>183732197
I really hope that, since we've gotten the new animation with the original four, we'll end up with one with the others. I want to see more of Ace and Nea and LingLing, and if they aren't allowed to use Bill/Laurie than they can have one of the new survivors in it.

>>183735659
I think it's for lonely women wanting to fuck their dads.

>Vanessa actually has a huge crush on Tiffany but is to afraid to tell her in fear of Tiffany not wanting to be friends if she does.
-Friday the 13th wiki

Is there an actual source for this, or are they just making it up? Also, according to them, AJ and Jenny are best friends.

>>183737357
>f13
>Personalities
Yeah that sounds fake

Pretty sick of these Acefags who want to fuck their fathers.

>>183737357
>wiki

I'm pretty sure someone just wrote in their fanfiction as canon, since there's no canon

>>183737661
I want to fuck your father, anon.

>>183737879
How about you fuck me while pretending I'm your father

>>183737661
Sounds like you're projecting desu

>>183738892
How about you fuck me while pretending i'm anon projecting about fucking our fathers

>>183738995
you a qt?

>>183739123
Yes, I look like woody allen, the apex of DILFs

>>183737490
>>183737750
I figured, but then remembered that the creators said Adam likes AJ, so I figured it was another off-hand mention like that.

>>183739278
sure, put on your best Ace cosplay

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>>183739598

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>>183740608
>Wayfareres
>Blank hat
>Blue shirt
>Ugly ass thrift store jacket
Rid my sights of this

>>183737028
Do you read at a 5th grade level? Your prose is awful.
Go kys.

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>>183742203

Ice Burn

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>>183745230
I love Hag being grandmotherly

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Unhook dammit

I wonder what would it be called if I posted with a sage.

Hook?

>>183749605
Facecamp

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Seek and destroy dat ass

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>we'll never have a wedding nurse skin where her blink trail is just the train of her wedding dress.

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I SAID UNHOOK

>>183754546
she dont deserve shit

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>>183754678
Shut your fucking face.

>>183754750
she a stupid bitch she got no face who wanna marry a bitch with no face.

faceless no eyed bitch

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>>183754678
>>183755196
=(

>>183755458
>PICTURE OF BITCH GOT NO EYES

FACELESS
NO EYED
BITCH

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>>183755542
>>183755196
My sides are dead

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>>183755542
Shut up

>>183751530
I will always protect that ass.

>gate open
>teammates runs out, 2 players left
>I go in the gate's direction, stumble upon hatch
>neato, free points, I'll just jump out once Nea leaves
>minute passes
>Nurse is going between the gates, so Nea'snot there, maybe she's farming hexes
>another minute passes
>check lockers around the hatch, maybe she's also waiting here unknown to me, but nothing
>sprint around map, find Nea, she sits in a jungle gym, crows going crazy
>whatever, I go out the gates
>spectate Nea looking for the hatch crouch-walking for 5 minutes

She was rank 3 too. I'd have fucking left in the killer's place

what the fuck is with this new "don't barricade any doors" meta? You can't regen stam for shit because nobody fucking locks the doors anymore.

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>>183756852
People still play that terrible game? I thought we all went back to the slightly less awful DBD

>>183756852
They're just idiots.

>>183758002

I want to kill people not be a cuck for some "entity"

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>hook someone
>turn around without moving cause I heard someone
>person is literally crouching right next to me knowing full well I can't do shit once I hit them cause borrowed time

Really should have just stopped when I saw it was an all Claudette lobby.

>five strength characters in the lobby
>get picked as Savini Jason
>they all end up grabbing bats and wrenches
>manage to hit you several times with their wrenches while defending eachother and the phone
>when they finally all die, bitch that Savini is OP
>none of them will ever be intelligent enough to realize that they could have easily demasked me early on if they had only used another weapon

I don't understand these people. Why do they even pick strength characters?

>>183759019
>there's no entity or hooks
>killers now give fatal wounds after downing survivors
>like, literally nothing changes except the spider lore, and now it's fatal wounds instead of hooks

what the fuck would it serve?

>>183759880

it'd mean the killers actually kill instead of being cuck bitchbois who ferry people to hooks.

>>183702131
Part 8 is definitely the best design although I have shit taste because I love part 9 even though he looks like a shriveled raisin and his movie was shit.

>>183761231

I like part 6 because I like his kills more. Part 8's Double tap just looks like M1'ing someone to death. The Jaw rip just looks.. not immediately fatal enough, but the axe throw is good.

>>183759019
I'll take a game that's more balanced for both sides to win with a smaller skill divide than one's whose draw is "I can actually kill, because that matters" like some terrible edgelord.

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>>183761231
Part 9 is a fun design, I will admit. I love how his mask is melted to his face.

>>183761554
Part 6 is great as well, though I think the green on his shirt is a little too vibrant.

Honestly, I don't think there is a "bad" Jason design in the whole series.

>>183761621
>that's more balanced for both sides to win

Now this is top quality b8

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>he bought Friday the 13th

>>183762158
Whatever you say buddy.
Keep dodging lobbies until you get jason as your player numbers plummet.

>>183761621
Are you joking? Jason is only OP in the sense that he can block traps and do bullshit stalk shift grabs out of nowhere later on in the match. You aren't losing because Jason is OP, you're losing because most counselors are hot garbage at the game. They ignore objective items, don't stick together and defend one another, and the strength characters go for stun weapons.

>>183762247
As well as Savini and the clothing pack. I don't regret it one bit even if I wish the devs were faster on updates and patches.

>>183762772

i dont even play friday

>Tfw you can easily get Savini Jason on xbone now
I just got him for $8 on ebay and the guy gave me account info and I just logged in and purchased savini jason on the xbone store for free

Love the new patch
The butt hurt from 20 lvl killer vs my SWF buddy is hilarious

>>183763907
>Buying content for a dead game.
>ESPECIALLY ON XBONE
But why?

>>183764692

That happens even without the patch.

>Literally a level 42 killer on PS4
>Haven't prestiged only level 3 perk I use is brutal
>Keep bumping into prestiged survivors

The game doesn't care.

>>183764760
I still play it with friends, and $8 is nothing

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Christ the DbD shitposters are out in force right now.

What's the matter? Can't handle people having fun on something that isn't your esports ultrabalanced snore-fest?

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>>183765240

>>183765240
About as much as people like you can't handle the fact that your game is dead, a massive waste of money and unfun for anything other than people using it as a revenge fantasy on the kinds of people who made fun of them in highschool

>>183762772
Not even them but this is a real dumb attempt at an insult, even counselor is more fun than survivor, I actually feel any amount of threat whatsoever as a counselor while survivor is just lol sprint burst, now I'm healing myself, now I'm invincible for a second, now I'm healing myself again, pallet, pallet, pallet.

>>183765769
>Stockholm syndrome because $40 is too much to have spent on trash
Getting pitiful

>>183764692
>Matched with someone assumedly unequipped for people running muh meta shit
>Probably cheating with third party voice chat
>Killer understandably frustrated
>Le so epik salt ecksa dee

And you people wonder why survivor queues keep getting worse, they're only gonna get even worse now too when brand new killers are gonna get matched with the cancerous tumors who otherwise can't get matches with people who can spot their shit immediately and duck out.