/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

>>183380213
I'll update the pastebin now

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2nd for REAL CLONE HOURS

>>183333585
(Looted) thread

best warband mods? Playing the game of thrones mod and it's shit, might as well be playing vanilla.

>>183580518
dickplo because it's pretty much Native with less wtf, so I guess you won't like it
If it should be as different from native as possible, I think Parabellum is good choice

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>>183580439
Thanks, I knew I was forgetting something. I hate being sick.
>>183580307
NEW PASTEBIN please replace it at next thread
Lolimod updated.
Custom troop trees added
CTT for Dickplomacy added.

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I've got my severe autism operator license.
In your face, fucking normies .

>>183580648
https://pastebin.com/6HGMrkV2
Forgot the link... my bad

>>183580707
What's it like operating a severe autist

>>183580312
I have no idea. They are not that scary, they just don't suck balls like a pros in contrary to t6(sic!) Kherghit V. H. Archers

>>183580832
life is neverending feast of failures which you don't understand on any level (reason, purpose etc.)
usual stuff

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>>183580625
What's the main diff between Dickplo and Anon's modded Diplo?

>>183581850
I didn't try the 2nd one. Mayby just lewd content? No idea 2bh

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speaking about autism
ex/imp best cheat ever

ded

what if we are the bannerlord

How can I make my own map?

>>183587703
This looks like a good guide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtMbkdH4cJQ

Will there be a Dickplomacy mod for Bannerlord?

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>Announced in 2012
How long must we suffer

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Is there some mod that will let me play as a pretty-boy King Arthur and wield Excalibur and my armies into battle? Or at least something similar.

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>>183588528
have a historically accurate arthur instead

I'm pining for Bannerlord

>>183590395
More like whining lmao

>>183589119
Mod?

>>183588279
thanks

>>183580707
why do you have 33 int

>>183596079
because he's too intelligent

>Download CTT Dickplomacy Edition
>Start game
>Dranton is King of the Nords instead of Ragnar, and Sultan Hakim is his vassal
Uh, what?
Is this part of the mod?

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>>183592185
>>183592185

It's a claiment, I didn't make Saber playable and it's just for Dickplomacy currently

>>183597620
Is that a belligerent drunk

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>>183597810
>tfw no belligerently drunk lolis threaten me in the tavern

>>183596079
for teh skill pointz of course

>>183598103
mod?

>>183598286
blood and steel

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>>183597810

Nah that's a Schierke race I was testing for PoP as a companion, I could make the drunks lolis though I've done worse

>>183598090

>wanting to get beat up by lolis

B

MOUNT AND FEAST WHEN

>>183599512
ask aekuckold

>>183598556
>not wanting to beat up lolis

>>183600121
Anon, you wouldn't hurt a loli? Would you?

>>183598556
whoa are you making a mod that turns everyone into a loli or is that an old pic

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>>183600121

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>>183588528
>Is there some mod that will let me play as a pretty-boy King Arthur and wield Excalibur and my armies into battle?
you could always use lolimod and tell yourself that your character is a pretty-boy.

>>183603516
hair too long 2bh

>>183603673
shoulder-length hair on young men was pretty common in certain centuries/cultures

>>183603826
it looks too curled though

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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

>>183604302
I honestly doubt anyone is making any mods of substantial size after Bannerlord appeared at E3

>>183604641
after bannerlord was announced*

>>183604302
Just forget about it.

Also, I just tried Perisno and I threw up all over my keyboard for some reason.

>>183604641
Paradigm Worlds came out
checkmate kiddo

>>183604714
kek

>>183597620
GRIIFFFIIITTHH

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>not having lolis beat up others lolis for you

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>>183603134

Yes

>>183603516

Technically they are boys, to spite abdul and muhammed who keep asking to marry lolis to old men

>>183604302
Have you heard of that Dynasty Warriors mod?

>>183605039
What mod is this, why don't I have it?

Do they have their own loli voices and screams of pain?

>>183605718
n-nice

>>183605718
w-what

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>>183605246

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>you will have a pure steppe waifu one day

Keep on living, anons.

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>>183605281
you don't have it cause it's not mainstream memes like floris & pooP

>playing PoP
>trying to get the villager escort quest to spawn Red Brotherhood
>looks like one man is out to kidnap and rape all the farmgirls in Pendor, because half the villagers only ask me to save their girls from him
Sometimes I wish you could outright kill lords, I swear hes only doing it to be annoying.

>>183606107
I asked other questions too

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I don't know what happened but my game is so freaking bright now! Can't find the video setting that is causing that. Plz help

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>>183605718
I don't need your fucking permission to live my life as a magical girl

>>183606435
ok,
>What mod is this
google "CV war"
>Do they have their own loli voices
i think so
>screams of pain
no

>>183606627
Delete ENB files from warband directory baka

>>183606627
are you playing nova autism or floris, that may be a part of it

>>183606627
Did you install Nova Aetas

>>183606827
I tried them, but that's the native game.
>>183606890
I tried a lot of mods...
>>183606825
Sir, Yes, Sir!

>>183607110
>Sir, Yes, Sir!

>>183607110
>but that's the native game.
That faggy Ivanhoe filter sticks with you even if you play other mods. it's like f12 i think to turn it off if you somehow can't figure out how to get rid of it

I have a confession, /mbg/.
I've never completed a run in over 100 hours of playtime.

>>183607702
same, but I don't see it as a bad thing. I've also never blobbed my way to world domination in a paradox game because that's a lame way to play

>>183607702
> 100 hours
lel

regardless, you can "complete" the game anytime, just by clicking the "retire" option.

>>183607702
I actually finished one TLD run but god that mod fucking sucks if it turns into advanced camps vs advanced camps

>>183608286
>Dorf and Arnorian warriors
>elf archers
>Rohan cavalry
>curbstomp everything

Literally one of the few games that don't penalize the shit out of mixed faction parties.

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>>183607262
see these? delete them

>>183608226
Well endgame gets boring as fuck since the AI isnt any kind of threat once your are properly established (high char level+companions+dyeworks,fiefs etc.)
I really hope Bannerlord addresses this by either making AI more aggressive and smarter or introducing more events like the dark knights

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>>183607702
>100 hours

>>183607702
I have a confession, anon.
I haven't either, in 1000+ hours.

So can the gunsmith in swedish mayo only make pistols?

is there any point to using anything other than a polearm for melee in gekonewer?

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r8 my banner kind anons

>>183609769

As i said its more tedious than a real challenge same with TotalWar games painting the entire worldmap in your colours looses the appeal and you just autobattle anything since you can easily replenish armies (at least in the older titles before the had imperium level caps for armies)

>>183610401
blacked french banner

>>183610401
Black french lilies how fitting since frogs are hardly white nowadays

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>>183610338
>not using the grorious Nippon steel Taichi to vanquish foes
Tetsubo for prisoners anon, gotta get that sweet slavery dosh.

I like Naginatas myself, it's all personal preference. The Yari are pretty feckin sweet.

>>183610338
I prefer using swords because they're quicker to swing.

Of course, i'm usually situated behind the firing line. So it's not all that important anyway.

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>>183610937
*nodachii, not Naginatas, excuse me
>>183612196
>not leading the cavalry in an all out charge on the flanks of the melee knot
Shamefur dispray

Someone here gives off homosexual vibes.

>>183613040
What is this even trying to say, how hard is it to stab yourself

>>183613665
It's probably me, I'm pretty gay.

>>183613691
if you just stab yourself in the stomach you'll be sitting there for hours.. The way depicted is the method of having you die the fastest, and most painful.


Of course, for the state sanctioned seppuku, you'd normally have a second to cut your head off right after stabbing yourself, so that nobody has to wait if you fucked up.

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>>183613665

>He doesn't remember the time the thread came out the closet

/mbg/ is filled with gays apparently

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>download this thing called dickplomacy
>install it
>no sexy leather armor

>>183613691
It's a sacred ritual, of course there's a proper way to do it. This also shows the best way to eviscerate yourself so you black out from shock and don't shame yourself by crying out like a baby.
>how hard is it to stab yourself
Extremely, would be my guess.

>>183614941

>Extremely, would be my guess.

I cut a lump out my arm once, you really gotta ramp yourself up psychologically for it your brain has this surprisingly powerful aversion to it, let alone something that actually hurts

>>183614941

Does it prevent you from shaming yourself by shitting your pants?

>>183614276
did you at least find the strapon?

>>183614276
It's dickplomacy, not imasissyfagplomacy

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Is there a more satisfying thing than heavy cavalry?

>>183617119
actual combat

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>>183613040
>leading the cavalry
Ew.

I like using Cavalry for engaging the enemies cav or getting rid of their ranged units. By alternating between 3 groups of gunners you can get a pretty good rhythm of continuous fire. It turns the incoming force into jelly and ripe for the pikes. You just gotta be careful of the enemies cav.

Which is the best mod for warband?

>>183618783
Floris Evolved

warwolf is the ultimate mod

>>183618967
for those that like undecipherable shit

>>183614219
Can confirm, am super gay.

>>183619248
t brainlet

>>183618967
It is, except for
>>183619248
It's basically unplayable, but it's got the best features of any Warband mod.

>>183619552
t. speaks mumbo jumbo

>>183616120
I dunno, maybe? I doubt it though, everybody shits when they die, and a lot too. Whole bunch of piss as well, it's gross, bodies are gross.

>>183580307
Downloaded dickplomancy and now I get stuck on loading textures. How do I fix this?

What's the difference between "Take the Field", "Lead your troops", and "Charge the enemy"?

>>183620040
Take the field: Hold your position
Lead your troops: Automatic Follow me command
Charge the enemy: automatic charge command

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>>183618194
I might give that a shot, sounds like fun. How well do they do in sieges?

>>183620149
thanks anon

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>>183617119
Heavy Horse Archers

So uh, what mod should i use if i just want a nice game with added features/fixes?

>>183620580
Dickplomacy (maybe with CTT, if you want to customize your country's troop tree rather than just using the troops of whatever you take) in the OP, probably.

>>183620580
Most mods include Freelancer and Diplomacy, it's up to you to decide who you want to kill, when you want to kill them, and what you want to kill them with.

>>183619859
>everybody shits when they die,
Not everyone, there's actually specific circumstances that are important. If you're really stressed for example.

When i worked as an EMT, only a few of the DOAs had soiled themselves.

Of course, i've never see someone stick a sword in their gut, so there's that.

>>183621098
thank you for your cervix

>>183620179
>How well do they do in sieges?
Not very good. if the enemy is well covered, they'll do pretty shit. So you'd have to rely on your infantry+cav. unless you get some ranged with decent melee stats.

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>>183621098
That's strange, when I worked at a nursing home every single one of them would soil their beds. We had to clean them up, change the bedding, and then prop them back up before the family came to see them.
>mfw they always said "Oh they look so peaceful," and a few minutes before I was cramming their tongues in their mouths so they didn't look like thirsty dogs
Can't do shit about their eyes though. You know that shit in movies where they close their eyes all solemnly and shit? Nope, those bitches pop right back open.
>>183621460
Get out of here STALKER

>>183621896
That's probably because they're old

Does anyone have any skill sets for companions to be good in combat?

>>183621896
>when I worked at a nursing home every single one of them would soil their beds.
huh, that's funny. must be something with old age? waining muscle strength?

I remember most of the people who hanged themselves would usually have a filled pair of underwear, ODs too.

>>183618967
what's it about and why is it so 'hard' to undertand?
complicated mod or something?

>>183622439
you just give them strength.

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lmao
'''''''''king'''''''''''' of nords

>>183623512
it's literally hard to understand the writing in it due to the creator being russian and the translations being god awful

>>183623512
It's written in broken english and changes a remarkably large amount of the game, then fails to explain it much at all.

It's about literally the entire planet earth. It has a few eras in it (romance of the three kingdoms, some mixed era, I think one about the 100 years war), etc.

It's hard to easily explain what it has. Towns are different, parties are sort of this scale thing where you're a warband or army (your party might be 50 dudes, or it might read as 50k), battles do this percentage thing with your party so if you have 30/100 "archers" when you deploy you might in reality have 65 archers on the map (because of the scale of the fight, or something).

It's an experience.

Warwolf also has fucking Musashi as a companion. 124 strength with 888 1h and 2h proficiensies or shit like thay.

>>183627064
Do you just find him in a tavern?

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this in dickplomacy when?

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what would you do in this situation

>>183627675
Give him my valuables, what did you think I'd do anon?

>>183627445
it would probably be ez to do yourself desu

>>183621896
It's pretty funny that their tongues actually stick out.

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>>183627675
Shoot it

So is floris still any good, have not played in years.

>>183628460
Yeah, for the best experience, slit your wrists before playing

>>183628460
It's okay. Feature bloat slows it down in certain scenes and some of the writing is (still) a bit iffy. The balance is different now but not overly so, so if you enjoyed it before you probably still will.

>>183627285
Had to beat his ass in a duel. One of those northernmost major clan towns in Japan

>>183630449
How can you even beat him

>>183630595
>How can you even beat him
That's how lord characters get man I remember WarWolf poster had Nathan Drake with like 900 strength or something like that, it's weird. I never understood it.

>>183631539
neat, maybe I'll try the mod again

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I miss this sometimes
don't judge me

what if you die before bannerlord comes out?

>>183635690
>if

>>183635690
>bannerlord comes out
N E V E R
E
V
E
R

>>183596564
Are you trying to play an old save? You need to start a new game.

Floris or floris evolved?

>>183636628
stepping in front of a train.

>>183636628
evolved.

>>183636628
floris evolved is just floris with even more bloat

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[muffled SUP BLADERS in the distance]

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>tfw I'm stuck at work but just want to be home and showing the nips the superiority of the European might

>>183638496
tell me more

>>183638496
currently doing that in swedish mayo, but with multiple types of asians

>>183638597
Gekonewer, I cheated my char to lvl 20, recruited some Gaijin, and am currently role-playing being a Portugese explorer bringing the fear of Jesus Christ to the barbourous Japanese.

Shits fun yo

>>183639090
>currently role-playing being a Portugese explorer bringing the fear of Jesus Christ to the barbourous Japanese
lel same. except my dude is a Shiprecked Tobacco trader from Virginia who's trying to earn enough money to go back.

>>183639090
I did a similar playthrough and loved it. I hopped around the map at the beginning grabbing the european companions as well.

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>>183639285
>>183639296
I got William, George, Enrique and the Monk so far, which ones am I missing?

I usually play Ogami Itto, a Ronin who leads no men and fights for money, it's usually a pretty good time. Figured I'd go for actually leading and managing this time around, it's been great so far
>mfw my gunline chews up the Barbarian cavalry
>mfw it turns right around and chews up the infantry mob too
>>183638617
I need to give that mod another play, I loved it, it was pretty wacky

Anything TES that builds itself to model off of Oblivion, Skyrim, or ESO is doomed from the beginning.
Only by directly interpreting from Kirkbride can success be gathered.
Let this be a lesson to all would-be modders.

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PoP is great, shame about the forced story. Wouldn't recommend to anyone that likes to do whatever they want.

>>183642208
So how about the weather over in /tesg/, huh anon? :^)

>>183642536
>forced story
isnt calling it a story a bit of a stretch

Crossbows or guns for companions?

>>183642764
w h a t m o d

>>183642872
swedish mayo

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>>183642691
I remember when I gave your mom a good stretch.

>>183638496
I want to be modding, instead I'm here shitposting and sending the occasional email. At least I'm getting paid I guess.

>>183642894
If you can get a bunch of the repeating crossbows, use them.

>>183643006
Which ones are the repeating ones? The arablest?

>>183642974
The only thing you're stretching is your credibility.

>>183642974
my mother would never let herself be sullied by someone who plays pop

>>183642208
Are you talking about the ES mod for Mountain Blade or did you accidentally escape from waifu land?
>>183642975
What mod are you working on anon?

>>183642536
>Literally exactly the same as Native, but if you befriend the pointy ears it'll give you an additional achievement after conquering the map saying "hurray you did it you prophesied the pendor"
>Forced story

Just play it exactly the same as you would any other mod, there's nothing stopping you from doing so.

>>183643291
Custom Troop Trees. And I want to get back to Persistent Troop Identities as soon as it's stable.

>>183643291
Yes.

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>>183643483
>Persistent Troop Identities

What was the name of that faggot's /mbg/ podcast? It was kinda comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezl2yg6i-Jg

never forget

>>183647786
Legend

>>183647786
>all the assmad comments about the title
never gets old

>>183643080
Cho Ko Nu, I think they fire like 10bolts before needing to reload. Shit damage but rapid fire.

>>183648430
Thank you, I'll be on the lookout for them

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Daily reminder that elves should be killed and their women sold into slavery.

pic unrelated

>>183604302
caocaoposting? More like cacaposting! HAHAHAHA

>>183649234
I'll cover you in caca

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I'm posting The Humungus, The Lord Humungus, The Warrior of the Wasteland, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla in honour of the original Humungus poster until we get a good post-apocalyptic mod.

>>183649352
Nah fuck you.

>>183620363
What a gay bannerlord haha like that game that is never coming out haha

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>>183650041

>>183650416
When will Titus finally get the cross? When certain game that its name is verboten releases?

>>183650954
When youtube celebs become good at the game.

>>183651596
So when bannerlord come's out?

>>183651727
No, later.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-infinity-comes-in-different-sizes/

>>183650317
oh you :^)

>>183642536
>forced story

What would you do for a klondike bar?

>>183656761
nothing, because they're absolute shit

>>183618783

I'm partial to Warsword Conquest the Warhammer Fantasy Battle mod. Karl Franz loves to hold feasts while the Empire is being ravaged by Orcs, Chaos, and Vampires though.

>>183657985
>Karl Franz loves to hold feasts
I'm pretty sure every germanic faction that'll ever be put into warband, will have the curse of the Feast Beast.

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I felt ignored
rude

>>183660470
*headshots you*

>>183660840
>*headshots you*
that's proper attitude instead turning your back at me
all I wanted is tiny bit of respect, that's all ( ._.)

Can you give lances the trait of being able to break blocks so there's a little bit smaller chance of the ai blocking a charging lance with a short sword?

Get better timing

>literally the greatest gameplay ever was presented at e3
>western games are still obsessed with identity politics

Are turks the master race?

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reminder to get surgery up to 10

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>>183662349
that's not incorrect

>>183662116
If they did, they'd probably have their game banned in their own country.

I WANT PIKE AND SHOT IN THE CURRENT GEN ALREADY

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>>183664007
not so fast bond we gotta at least have bannerlord first

>>183666120
I WANT BANNERLORD NOW

Not sure if this is just me getting unlucky, but if a lord is downed at the start of the battle you can't capture them.

>>183667081
there's like an 70% chance that a lord will escape after a battle, you can tweak it in tweakmb

>>183662349
>>183662614
Sometimes I imagine what kind of frankenstein monsters my troops must be after being stitched back together so many times.

>>183666120
RELEASE BANNERLORD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>183636105
Thanks anon

Where are exported character files stored?

>>183670883
Documents

>>183670883
Documents/Mount & Blade Warband/Characters
I think.

>>183667528
Yeah I've tried at least 10 times now.

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What's the difference between vanilla hispana 1200 and the modded one in the pastebin?

dickplomacy for 1257? or at least just prettier females?
and some option to improve what armor merchants sell? i cannot buy religious armor because it doesn't appear with the unlimited amount of banners and also have the cap of knights one can have on his party? or a way to recruit them endlessly like the teutonic order?

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rhodoks are white and based

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>tfw you remember you told the dye guy to stop selling and just keep it in inventory instead and come back to check on the inventory

never seen this much velvet.. it goes to the very bottom.

>>183674301
How much does one velvet cost? Sell it in Khergit lands and devalue the shit out of it.

can couched lances be parried?

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>>183674526
kher... git?

>>183674532
if you have a shield yes

>>183674532
I don't think so, no. Block 'em with a shield yeah but no shield and you're fucked. Or just get out of the way, you'll be fine.

>>183674640
Why'd you do that? You gotta keep the balance of power, bro.

Anyone else do this? Instead of swearing fealty to anyone, I recruit slavers and just be a merc to any faction, keeping the balance of power in check. Easier in Tocan.

>>183674847
At first I tried to do that. Wanted to be a nice little faction with 1 town and a few castles but other gay kings were set on bullying me so I destroyed them all.. except for the sarranids because they're total bros.

>>183674847
This is a weird way to play the game, but to each their own. I don't think I could play for too long knowing I'm not actually working towards any kind of end goal.

>>183674640
What mod are you playing?

>>183674847
>Easier in Tocan.
How's that?

>>183675013
CTT with dickplo

>>183674532
They can be chambered like any other weapon, good luck on the timing though

>>183675042
Noice. How's your troop tree?

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>>183675051
>ai chambers my couched lance several times in a row

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>>183675289
very generic but quite functional.

>>183674934
>City-state
You tried man but yeah, AI just can't live in peace. They need to drink from your skull.

>>183674979
Yeah, it's just the way I am. Not committed to anything or anyone. Wonder how it would be late game, would it lag or anything?

>>183675023
You can recruit slavers from taverns and troop recruiters, and your prisoner management skill is bumped to 10pax/point. Got lucky once early game and bought 5 slaver chiefs, easiest early game grind for me.

>>183675051
you need to have a shield in hand though

>>183674532
only if you've a shield in hand and then with a vertical slash, though a horizontal one works as well

Is there some definitive list on the best enterprises for each town? I know it fluctuates, but I'd rather not deal with going around to every town to check up on it.
Ironworks in Curaw and Dyeworks everywhere else?

>>183676291
brewery in veluca

>>183676418
I mean oil press fuck

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How does Hispana 1200 compare to AD 1257?

>>183676497
Got it. Thanks anon.

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Vsauce here.
I got a little bit deeper and started rigging mounts for a potential WSC anon submod
I found these elks on deviantart and rerigged them for M&B, if you want to use them for your own.

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>>183678001
o-ok thanks

>>183678001
>>183678092

https://ufile.io/kig45

>>183645715

>https://soundcloud.com/jez-22

Never did a third by the looks of it, if he hadn't fraternised with reddit he'd have been better received I imagine, I was hoping he'd get the thread names on and have them collectviely bitch about WHENS BANNERLORD and send it to Ginge so he'd have to listen to it

>>183674979

The end goal is to ensure that not one kingdom is too strong to be invincible when you start rolling up.

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the absolute madmen

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>The ginge's twitter account got suspended

>>183680172
no

>>183680619

Yeah it did, his new one doesn't have the verified checkmark

>>183680867
it's the same account RETARD

>>183681357

It's fucking not you ejit, look up it was @captainlust, it's now @frankelliot_

>>183681631
you realise you can change that

tfw shot my king in the back of the head by accident, will i be beheaded now?

>>183675554
>>183675870
You don't need a shield. Its a chamber just like any other weapon, you just need to up attack at the right time. I'm not sure if other directions work, since I don't know specifically what direction attack couch counts as. You can do it barefisted and naked.

>>183682253
you need a shield equiped dumbass

>>183681791
lose 1 morale for u
>Be me, crossbow under Count Matheas
>shot him in the foot
>he looks back at me, stares
>doesn't stop staring
The AI is aware, I tell you

>>183682824
i bet you don't even unstring your crossbow when it rains

>>183683021
The count told me not to, so as to be prepared for when we get ambushed.

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>>183683074
Count Matheas should read what happened to crossbows @ Crecy

>>183682253
based disinfo shitposter

I keep starting new characters in different mods when I really want to progress one. Send help.

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the bread in this game looks delicious

>>183684392
nah

>>183684498
fuck you

>>183684392
No lie, it really does look tasty sometimes.

>>183684554
round bread is garbo get some taste kiddo

Is there any way to reduce relation loss when rejecting a King's vassal offer? It doesn't look like it's in TweakMB and Yaroglek offers it every other day.

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BUTTERED

>>183686773
just kick his ass summore and make him your bitch
but honestly, i don't know.

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I'm not a native speaker, is this sentence 100% correct? What tense is it? Present Chaos Perfect in the Past?

>>183687101
What's with the "my no relation"? If it didn't have that, it'd sound fine.

>>183687101
That's correct, but it's a bit odd to say "no relation" like that. That part looks like a bug and it should be "father" or something.

I haven't the foggiest what tense anything is.

>>183687101
>no relation
>Lord instead of Lady for a "her"
Um

>>183687101
present continous judging by the use of him/her
probably a bug innit? "no relation" replaced father.

>>183687339
Ah, the lord/lady "her" thing is weird, too.

I'm pretty sure Kramuk is a Khergit Lord, and actually male: "Kramuk Noyan" (at least in Dickplo)

It sounds like something got messed up with identities.

Update to warsword when?

>>183687686
TEN DAYS
E
N
D
A
Y
S

is that?
http://www.moddb.com/mods/12th1/images/arms#imagebox

>>183688007
It's been 10 days for over a year now...

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>>183666120
RELEASE FUCKING WHEN

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>>183690175
neber

eber

Bannerlord is just going to be Warband with a facelift and new map. They will maybe polish combat up a bit but diplomacy and kingdom management will still suck.

>>183690476
that's what i told your mom when i couched my lance into her ass

>>183682824
>This AI is aware

Holy fuck, you don't even know.

>Shoot random friendly Rhodok Sargeant during a siege
>He doesn't die so whatever
>It's a town with like 800-something People guarding it, so it lasts a long-ass time
>About a minute or so later, I'm at the back of the line on the wall, shooting through my troops
>Get pushed off the wall
>Go to walk back up it when I notice a Rhodok Sargeant coming down the stairs to me
>He has a bolt in his arm
>It's the same guy from before
>Try to walk up the stairs
>He keep s blocking me, following my movements perfectly like fucking Mido in Occorina of Time
>Try to find another staircase up to the wall
>Dude is right on my ass at all times
>Give everyone the charge command so this fuck would stop trying to alpha me
>He is STILL following me right on my ass

Then I fucking shot him in the head. I'm not about to deal with a vengeful-fuckin' sentient AI who is mad the he walked infront of me at the wrong time.

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I won, gimme my congratz screen already

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>>183674532
>when a fucking random low tier enemy ai chamber a couched lance
>it keeps happening many times more

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>>183690701
>i won
>there's still more than one color on the map

>>183690967
there are just two colors there- "red" and "about to be red"

>>183690701
yeah, the part after you control about quarter or half of the map is easily the worst in the game, with all them fagget lords constantly whining about fiefs and no real sense of .challenge/danger

>>183691217
Then you are about to win you lazy faggot.

Why does bannerlord just look like Mount and Blade with updated graphics so far?

Anyone have a picture of how the ladies look in bannerlord?

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I am not scared!

>>183692650
What happens if he beats your ass
Does he just decide to capture you instead

>>183692815
I assume he jsut robs you like normal, but I just bowniggered him and his two threesome partners.

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>>183690701

>Finally got the "Beat the map" achievements the other day on a female char

Fuck you game how does my faction taking the map not count as assisting my faction taking the map

>>183692195
k ( ._.)
I just wanted to "bring end to this discor"
without slaughtering everyone (for once).
I'm I Ghandhi or Hitler?
Or sloth?

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578 btfo

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>>183691995
>... with all them fagget lords constantly whining about fiefs...
I hated that too, try honorable lords only (if you didn't do it yet)
No quests, no feasts, no pain in the ass. They like each other too, usually, so your realm's army looks like actually army, not like "marshall and his buddy are takiing a ride"

>>183692986
I don't have steam version, but I assume you mean that single, shitty screen after beating the game?
Sometimes it appers, sometimes it doesn't.
Btw, Khanate who occupies nowhere for few months alreat, just declared war on me...
I have my standards, I don't wanna fight bunch of hobos

>>183693919
List of guaranteed honorable lords, the rest are randomly generated.

Dhiyul, Gharmall, Grainwad, Harald, Knudarr, Kramuk, Nuam, Ralcha, Ryis, Talbar, Urumuda, Vlan

>>183694276

No the achievement, after hundreds of hours over 5 years I felt obligated to finish the game before Bannerlord, if you didn't get the screen you didn't wipe out their armies entirely
Genocide those donkey fuckers

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>>183693919
I do that at first. But later on you end up with a a kingdom with 10 lords, and the other kingdom have 50 lords and good fucking luck storming that last castle where everyone sits.
Pic is from PoP but it's pretty much the same everywhere I guess?

>>183694574
and that screen is what differs "won" game from "lost" game". Never mind that you solo'd the whole map- "no screen, no win".

>>183694334
thanks, I always roll with them, but that was confusing - I couldn't tell if it's rolled for each game or fixed and now I know why

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>>183694991
in native and dickplo I always either assembly really big call for my vassals or just use that "siedge->unload ammo->flee->siedge..." cheese tactics
but hey, it's not me who started with cheap moves (pic related)

>>183694991
I forgot to answer the question
>Pic is from PoP but it's pretty much the same everywhere I guess?

I have no idea.
In native I quit being marshall in such case. Then ignore the fact that there's still 1 fief packed with lords, kings, and lust for revenge and I just fool around reusing the offers of peace. AI marshalls get the shit done sooner or later.himself.

>>183692650
Are you scared of him anon?

>>183696290
well, I've spend like 200 days waiting for their morale to drop so low that enough of them desert. No lord of mine was willing to get close to this shit when they were hostile

>>183694991
,,,also:
>later on you end up with a a kingdom with 10 lords
if you don't fall for "persuasion is shit skill" meme, you don't, you have as much lords as the others,l except yours are reliable and actually follow your orders

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>>183696878
so even if you get every single honorable lord that's what, a quarter of all of them? So when you go down to you vs. one other faction they'll outnumber you 3:1 while being concentrated on a much smaller area, even a single castle in the end. It's a pain in the ass.

>>183696627
I am not scared! I am the ultimate cockblocker.

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>village need 5 cattle heads
>you can shove horsed in your backpack but not not cows
>you actually have to lead them with the most retarded way
>CANNOT walk one step without getting bandits up your ass
>wasted around 2000 denars and lost 12 units for this gay shit
>NO REWARD

>>183697429
they are more than neccessary if it comes to sheer numbers. MInd that most of that AI vassals crowd are some farts with 30-60 partysize, also they are perma mad about their liedges and don't follow their orders.
You have lords with average 150~ party size and 90% of theml WILL answer your calls unless they recovery after some hard beating.

THen again, no idea how does it work in PoP

>>183698710
even if they don't follow orders they'll still sit in that last castle because they have nowhere else to go.
And I in turn haven't played anything vanilla-ish to the endgame in so long I don't even remember if that was the same there or not, so eh

So what do you guys think about that village rebuilding quest in Nova Aetas?
Is it possible to add it to mods without using script extender?

>>183699581
Fuck it's actually Silverstag quest

>>183698336
Edit the file so that they follow you instead. They're still way too expensive though.

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harlaus stop it you madman we're gonna run out of vassals

>>183700489
hmm
what do those little golden eagle/bird things right beneath the troop counts mean?
They're both at 1.5/4. Is it some sort of troop tier measurement?

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Bannerlord, oh Bannerlord!
Where can'st thou be found?
I miss you in the dead of night,
come here, my rump to pound.

I seek you in the air,
I seek you on the ground,
come now as quickly as you can,
I need a reach around.

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>>183701406

>>183701406
something something your relationship with mbg