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old >>183493381
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>no /d2g/ carry to support
Timber was always OP piece of shit.
Hilariously enough 3k paki shitters can't even utilize him to get easy mmr in their 3k trench.
This fucking game.
>Moon doing nothing with his manlet hero
>w33ha
>arab hordes repelled singlehandedly by gypsy lumberjack
>no timber op
Okay.
1st for the King of Dota
Slacks is fucking disgusting.
Him being a headliner personality is a fucking stain to the game. His persona is abrasive as fuck, he's a funny-noise guy which would be fine if he actually good at it, and his whole deal is being loud, inflammatory, and saying awful things. He's not even fucking smart when he says outrageous offensive shit; it's dumb lowest-common-denominator crap.
I'm fine if you like that sort of shit; there is a place for that for that audience. But you don't give a dipshit like that a fucking OFFICIAL platform at the International. It's goddamn unprofessional the things that comes out of that man's mouth.
I'm sitting there at TI 2016 and this retard is there in an official capacity with zero improv skills and professional conduct. At absolutely no time were you convinced his schtick was an act; he is actually that horrible and for some fucking reason people love him for it. Fat jokes and racism - his repertoire is pathetic.
>enemy ES looks near dead, allies about to finish him off but you want the kill
>your presence makes his Echoslam powerful enough that your allies are subsequently killed before they can finish him
>fail to chase him down yourself
That's gotta be a good feel
Xth for ded voice
Who can stop Timber
shame reso was given a shit hero or odd might have won by now
Imagine being kotlguy in dreamleague and having to be all like "damn, slacks, you fuckin' funny, all memy with your bulldyke body and horrific memespouting attitude. I would totally be on a panel with you, both my camera-self and the behind the scenes me." when all he really wants to do is fucking murder this manchild on camera. Like seriously imagine having to be kotlguy and not only stand at that desk while actionslacks flaunts his disgusting manchild persona in front of you, the laughs of redditors barely concealing the muttering of utter contempt under your breath, but just stand there, game after game, hour after hour, watching slacks act like aretard while knowing he got an invite to TI7 and you didn't. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking balding visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's 'SO GODDAMN FUNNY XDD' because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been casting nothing but shitty tier 2 games at 4am your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies of highground.tv. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out through his disgusting floral pattern flea market shirt as he shouts memes at the camera, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his 'humour'. And then the production calls for more slacks cam time, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking kotlguy. You're not going to lose your future e-sports career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
w33 1v9 confirmed
this is /d2g/ atm
Moon did something!
>>183520482
>46% winrate in +5K
Not to mention that Liquid only has 1 dedicated nuker and Viper is a garbage hero and even then Timber is starting to fall off hard.
MIRACLE ?
Is that really Blitz now? Wasn't he an obese Asian midget?
He looks fit as fuck, better than 99% of /d2g/.
>>183520665
I guess I'm the idiot one who forgot panties?
>>183520647
makes a change from reso having to 1v9 desu
>>183520685
>5k in 2017
>10k exists
It's new 4k or less.
>>183520696
moon and reso helped him get fit
As a former LoLbab, what hero would be closest to Xerath? I wanna zippity zap some motherfuckers with impunity.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
MOOOOOOOOOON
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
Call it already gg you memequid
CLOCK BEST FUCKING HERO IN THE GAME
NEVAH EVA
>THEY WILL GET THE SNATCH
MOON FUCKING DID SOMETHING
why is it so hard to carry retards unless i play her?
>>183520820
there are no such garbage as xerath in this game
>>183520665
Me with the big camel toe
>>183520786
Still better than 98% of the playerbase
>>183520840
Moon redemption arc is the best arc
USELESS VIPER
>baited by rosh
Why is Liquid so shit?
>tfw dominate game as invoker
>still lose
now this is some good dota
IDC DREAMLEAGUE
IDC TI
I CARE MMR
>>183520793
>watching dead guy who abused steroids
Not a good advice.
Every Invoker spell in that fight was a bad miscast. Miracle gets tilted just from dying once, or what
Slark buffs after this TI.
Get ready!
>>183520917
>Xerath
>Garbage
nigga....
Name ONE bad thing about him.
>Liquid was directly invited as the second best eu team
MUSLIMS BTFO
ARABS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>183521080
1 - he is garbage
2 - he is hot garbage
3 - he is terrible
>liquid does a tryhard draft for once
>get dumpstered
>>183520813
look at this dood
>>183521070
please no
>planet odd couldn't beat complexity a month ago
>beating the epicenter champions and current favourite for TI
what happened
>>183520917
zues, storm spirit arc warden, only lightning themed dudes in doter, but nothing kit wise similar to xerath
>THIS IS YUROPS FINEST
That was a fun game to watch
Great game to watch. Complain about Timber all you want, but he's great to watch. And it's not like anyone can play him at this level.
>pick Nature's Prophet
>pick Viper
>lose
Are these 2 the honeypot heroes of the season?
>>183521070
Slark players will be the first taken on the day of the rope
what did liquid mean by this
If that was a Juggernaut instead of a Viper, things would be much different
>>183521172
>current favourite for TI
>AOE blast instead of 8 second cd teamfight control
biggest mistake ever
>>183520665
me with glasses
>>183521172
>current favorite
>>183521172
>current favourite for TI
>>183521232
Viper did nothing that game. NP didn't do much either.
Shitty draft against Timber.
>>183520913
do you accept loss when enemy picks venomancer mid
>>183521175
>Not mentionning Razor and Disruptor (somewhat)
Pedoweebs why do you have to ruin everything?
>>183520665
me under the bed
That honestly was an amazing game.
>>183521278
What k-pop group is this?
literally drain timber's mana or silence him
can weebitors fuck off to their subreddit?
>not invited to TI
>Liquid in shambles
how will Nahaz ever recover
>>183520665
Me taking a selfie
>>183521248
>>183521278
>>183521312
imaout this thread DISGUTING
The force staff stacking in this game was getting kinda ridiculous.
Force Staff should apply a status effect on the target that makes other force staffs push only 50% distance for the next 5 seconds.
Kuroky is a shit drafter
>>183521507
hopefully he wont and hang himself with the rest of the cucks.
>>183521406
He had 30 charges a few times during the match, his regen was so heavy that all he had to do was wait a few seconds for it to replenish after Miracle EMPed him.
>>183521523
WOMEN. LIE
>>183521406
its like he had euls and lotus orb to counter those...
would NP going for silver edge instead of meme items have helped with le balanced armor and regen stacks?
>>183521406
>literally drain timber's mana or silence him
lmao, +50 mana/sec, just drain it xD
What's better - MemeLeague or Beyond the MemeHouse?
>>183521552
I'm gonna need you to delete this before Icefrog sees it.
Thank you, god bless.
>>183521145
Not an answer. Back to your hole, faggot.
you don't actually -enjoy- dota... right?
>>183521698
beyond the memehouse, grandgrant is my dota waifu
time to check is low prio is cleansed
>>183521698
beyondthereddit didn't have slacks so it's instantly much better
Which team in TI plays most aggressively? Who are the funnest to watch?
>>183521761
back to yours you lolbab
>>183521812
who this
>>183521698
>BTS
>Yes Grant
>No Slacks
pretty obvious
>>183521861
Virtus Throw
So I know CM and Oracle are among the best supports, but what are some other top-tier supports I should learn?
what does he mean by this?
>>183521915
Spirit Breaker is free MMR
>>183521784
>>183521817
>disliking slacks
Virgin detected
>>183521698
bts was mostly awkward this year but the pre-produced video content was stellar tier... I want to say memeleague but they keep hiring pajkatt for the couch... I really can't say.
>>183521861
tnc, fnatic, execration, infamous
np if you want to question what dota is every 5 min
So is Necro the new Reddit hero to use to climb in MMR?
I see him in every game as a core/mid now
>>183521861
VP for both.
I think splitpushing leads to the most exciting matches generally though, whoever uses that well will be good to watch.
>>183521861
You mean most fun? Mr. Thirdie?
is there some pedo cameraman who insists on shooting right in front of a public pool?
>>183521915
Lion is the alpha and omega of supporting
also bane is good versus slippery linkens heroes
https://youtu.be/zOaAV3t1nXc
Thoughts?
>>183521960
>bts was mostly awkward this year but the pre-produced video content was stellar tier... I want to say memeleague but they keep hiring pajkatt for the couch... I really can't say.
This year was by far the best one for BTS.
WHAT
IF
THERE
WAS
A
DREAMHACK
PC
?
>get trashed by CCnC mid
>meme all over miralce and shitquid
What did w33 mean by this
>>183521742
But really don't you think it's getting stupid?
Frontline core sits in the front and when he gets disabled and jumped on and his team just pushes him 2400 units to safety and there's nothing you can do.
Both teams were abusing it like crazy this game.
LP is still not cleansed
When did Cap get an alt-right haircut?
>>183522103
I cant believe someone managed to make Slacks even cringier. Well dune
>>183522281
who this qt
slacks make me cringe so hard but i don't want to mute the stream.
>>183522103
breddy gud
>>183521935
>i'll be your offlane tonight
>>183522185
hes playing one of the most braindead heroes
>>183522332
why not
>>183522301
That's my sister. Back off!
Merlini has a nice tan
Is Miracle still the top dog or not anymore?
>>183521915
Oracle is only ez win in top level matches where all he needs to do is press R at the right time. Below that, he's one of the hardest heroes in the game. I wouldn't bother if free MMR is your goal.
Riki and BH are always great for roaming.
>>183521998
Necro has been free MMR for well over 4 versions now
>>183522096
that would ogre magi
>>183522247
It's a bit cuhrazy sure, but it's fun to watch and not really overpowered.
Roots are a thing now and I'm sure pros know that.
>>183522356
>this is what the gulag truly believes
>>183522459
Sumail, Maybe, andmidoneare ahead of him.
>>183522549
Basically. It aint flashy, but even if you fuck up immensely you are still a free hyperstone + extra boots for your cores.
An a random stun and slow from time to time
>>183522459
it's paparazzi
are walruses known to stab themself by accident?
why do I have to do 8 captcha per post?
>>183522459
He makes really dumb decisions at crucial times
>>183522446
BO3 or 5?
>all these spergs in the crowd
Embarrassing tbqh
>>183523159
>t. dark skinned person
>>183523159
remember when dota 2 was a normie game?
>GH slardar
It's over.
>>183523324
Where's sheever?
I haven't seen her in awhile
>>183523324
I want her to shit on my face
>>183522103
What was the point of that?, attention whoring?, because it takes some special kind of autism to do that shit while being a woman
CARRY TITAN
Can't wait to Slacks start casting games, it will make dota great again.
>>183523487
>>183523487
being treated for breast cancer
what the FUCK is wrong with my screen dude
Do you think that was the moment when he cancer started to spread?
>>183523487
why do you have to do this
>>183523640
>her
>tfw only have full silver for Liquid or chink teams
Who the fuck am I supposed to "favorite" now? I figured Liquid would be the lesser evil and I'd at least be supporting my man Lasse.I do have Secret as well, but you know...
>>183523609
Your shit's fucked up, dude.
>>183523609
the holograms are rebelling
chynamoot is selling our captcha answers to the google img recognition AI btw
>can't kill a recently nerfed armor puck
fuck reddit and fuck white people
>>183523609
Post your wallpaper and I'll tell you.
Holy shit w33 is on it.
Guess he wants to get on a good team post TI
Why is w33 so fucking good.
>>183524030
do you think mike is white or do you suspect someone on the chat being white?
>>183522281
Why dont you play the LP games anon ?
>w33 grows a beard
>gets good again
>planet odd couldn't even survive in the NA qualifiers
>absolutely shitting on one of the best EU teams for a second time
why is EU such a joke?
>>183523825
>>183523609
Mashu is a dumb slut!
Look at liquid playing with their food.
>>183524030
>offended by pictures of faces
>not reddit
honeypot performance
EG fans?
How do I harass with phoenix? I read that he's a good lane hero but his skills have huge cooldowns and don't feel that damaging before lategame
>10 days to TI7
>Liquid "The Great European Hope" losing to a team that got knocked out of TI by CoL
>>183524580
You need some levels first and when you hit lvl 5/6 you got a huge kill potential in lane and should be able to kill off any hero without any mobility skill.
>>183520696
he just needs haircut and new glasses now
>Liquid
>good
>>183524580
Max spirits. Trade right clicks. Dive when they get low enough.
>>183524565
Doturd > fighting games > starcrumpets > everything else > smash
>>183524331
its shit. i want to play the hero i want
>>183524604
The great white hope you mean
>>183524728
>>183524797
thanks I'll try that out next time
>>183525018
>liquid
>the great white hope
>60% arab
cheering for liquid is cheering for the death of europe. fuck off rasheed
>Kuro keeps giving this shit heroes to matumba
>first viper and now veno
Dumbass Turk
>>183525374
Miracle and gh aren't arab just middle eastern. Still white dude look at their skin.
Only whiter team is planet dog.
>>183525449
Unironically saving drafts.
>>183525374
>>183525760
Actually are we counting vp as white?
Literally outplayed 4v5
>>183520568
Who is Tyrion?
>>183525760
>white
fuck no
>>183525979
>little man that nobody likes
nahaz
Yeah it's certainly cum alright.
At least it smells like it.
>>183525760
>1 mongol
>1 slav
>3 arabs
>white
nah
>>183525760
>just middle eastern
>still white
what the fuck am i reading
>no lockdown against puck and am
>>183526013
>amerilards think if your name isn't John Smith you're not white
Anglos truly are subhuman
>>183520573
slacks is a fucking disgrace but not for your reddit-tier reasoning. the simple fact of the matter is that this cringeworthy fat redditor has never been funny and never will, and his screechy high-pitched voice is infuriatingly irritating. this fat cunt almost totally ruined ti6 and the way he has weaseled his way into every event at reddit's behest indicates that he's ready to be even worse this year.
>>183524565
>implying any EG before Artour-EG is worth remembering
Fear literally dragged their asses kicking and screaming to any place they obtained
>>183524848
doturd is a game with less skill cap and with no mind games involved, it's in no way superior to fighting games when it comes to skill cap. the only skilled ability is a captain of a team in a competitive setting, anything else is just decision making about farming
>>183525916
VP is the whitest team
based slav reso
>reso
>no stakes in winning
>suddenly good
>>183526173
>igor thinks he's white
sorry, it just aint so
>>183526013
you're fucking retarded senpai lmao you know that some arabs are literally aryan right
>>183526401
That's just how it goes for mememeander
>>183526173
>the yuros shitposting about universe and sumail all year are now trying to pass off Liquid as white
i fucking hate p*ck
confirmed: Liquid win TI7
based w33 hoarding his adderall refills to shit on liquid
>>183526269
>with no mind games involved
u fuckin wot
dota is like 30% mind games
>kick kuro
>get puppey
there, I fixed liquid
>>183526403
>>183526486
I couldnt care less, this race debate is very homosexual
Resolution is so much better than Shartumba
>>183526548
how
>numale could've been in TI if they went to the eu qualifiers instead
All that hard work Sajadene did amounted to nothing.
>>183526717
>everyone booga
play the game and shut the fuck up nigga plis there's esports on
ALL THE RETARDS WHO DONT EVEN PLAY DOTA NEED TO FUCKING LEAVE THIS GENERAL RIGHT NOOOOOW!!!
>>183526584
>>183526173
>>183526013
>>183525760
>Harvard geneticist Richard Lewontin showed that human populations, then held to be races, were far more genetically diverse than anyone had imagined. Lewontin’s study was based on molecular-genetic techniques and provided statistical analysis of 17 polymorphic sites, including the major blood groups in the races as they were conventionally defined: Caucasian, African, Mongoloid, South Asian Aborigines, Amerinds, Oceanians and Australian Aborigines. What he found was unambiguous—and the inverse of what one would expect if such races had any biological reality: The great majority of genetic variation (85.4 percent) was within so-called races, not between them. gradworks.umi.com/14/63/1463020.html
It is claimed by racialists that these features, among others, are sufficient to identify someone, from their skeletal remains, as having ancestry from one continent or another, with an accuracy up to 90%. However this high accuracy percentage only applies to limited subsets of a sample; "Caucasoid" as a very broad continental grouping has no utility. For example, Heard 2008 writes:[39] Recently, physical anthropologists have noted that traits considered to be characteristic of the classical Mongoloid group were not derived from studies encompassing all of the populations that would be classified as Mongoloid.
so why is antimage back now?
>>183526852
>playing doturd
SHARTUMBA
S H A R T U M B A
>>183526785
Valve forced them to play NA
which was probably fair considering they spent the year playing there.
>>183526785
please don't post sajadene I can't think of anything else for a long time every time I see her, it's very distracting.
>>183526907
he was never gone
>>183526173
>implying im american
>trying to redirect
fuck
off
rasheed
>>183526406
fuck off mehmet. your kind isnt welcome
>core veno
I have a game to lose
>>183526907
probably because he's been picked against fucking OD
counter picks dude
>>183526907
he used shrine and bought some more items
>>183526785
god damn this made me so fucking erect i would love to put my dick in between her tits and just have her motorboat me until i spewed my white sticky seed all over her immaculate face as she moaned in ecstasy
>>183526785
>shorts unbutonned
What did she mean by this?
Has planet odd reveal their power level too early?
Should they have waited until TI?
>tier 4 NA team who placed 5 on the TI qualifiers will btfo 3-0 the direct invite Euro team
really makes me think
>>183527258
anon...
>>183527258
i know this is bait but still
>>183527258
yeah about one year too early
>direct invite team
>with 3 9k team
>losing to a fucking non-ti qualifier
How embarrassing.
you just know...
And people called EG the last hope of NA dota
>>183527051
t. non aryan mutt who is more similar to niggers than aryans
>>183526785
I want to face fuck her
SLACKS WAS RIGHT
SLACKS FOR CASTER
>>183527093
but the playstyle antimage commands is very different from what people want to do in the current metagame, so the pick is kinda odd.
>>183523487
you can see sheevers right nipple in this one, holy fuck they are like the shape of little dimes. saved.
>>183526954
based sophie poster
>MIRACLE
>>183527396
awww, did I hit a nerve goatfucker? sad that nobody considers you white?
>>183527178
it's time
how is this NOT a honeypot
>SHITQUID
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How long until Miracle abandons them?
>>183527367
>that gigantic bulge
Damn, he's packing some serious meat.
>>183527429
Slacks is always right tho...
>>183526514
This
>>183527367
wrong, she didnt have sex with anyone but she succed off reso a few times
>>183527526
not him but aryan is not the same as white lmao dumb anglo cunt
>Liquid not falling for honeypots
>beats eg, og and vp
>loses to some literally who team
wtf?
>>183527790
literally unrelated. nobody said anything about aryans other than the mudshit
does /d2g/ hate him?
Why is Kuro such a faggot does he not trust Matumbaman to farm with heroes such as Juggernaut or AM(even then they'll give it to Miracle) that he has to resort to picking babby tier heroes like Viper and Veno carry for him?
>>183527526
Aryans are indian, tho.
>5 minutes of Slacks
Love it
>>183527561
>he still believes the honeypot meme
remember last year, when Wings won the 'honeypot' summit right before then winning TI?
anyways it's bullshit that dogshit teams like TNC get TI slots but not actually good teams like Odd. Odd played like shit in the quals and lost to fucking swindle though so I don't have much mercy for them.
But still, having independent qualifiers for SEA and SA when they're objectively way worse than the other regions is bullshit.
Its cool they still have these meme segments but outsite of the arena heh
THEY ARE HIDING STRAAAAAATS
why isn't my ublock working against these ads
>>183527959
on twitch click the wheel, click on advance, and disable html5 player
>>183527870
he's a big guy
>>183527892
And SEA gets 3 spots for some reason, when their best team is barely tier 2 trash.
Valve is owned by chinks
>>183527367
Alexander the Great also fucked oriental princesses left and right. Proud of my fellow Macedonian boy Saksa following after his ancestors.
>>183527858
>mad no one considers you white?
>never said anything about being white, even though aryans are literally superior to whites, even hitler said so
t. filthy mutt
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
CAUSE I'M A NIGGA
>>183527093
but OD counters AM
>>183528027
They do it because SEAscum and Chinese fans buy the most stupid plastic shit.
At least Chinese players are actually good so I feel less bad about them getting more slots even though I think some of their quali teams are dubious.
>>183527892
the point is that unless you give them slots their scene will never develop
a few years ago NA was not what it is today, but thanks to NA slots we have a few teams that are able to hold their own. MVP was shat on everywhere until they just upped their game and had a few good results a while back.
It sucks now but it will make for better competition in the future
>>183522471
He's hard as hell, yeah, but he's fun. Low MMRs don't know what to do about him.
post heroes that aren't cores
>>183528064
yo yo mah nigga wat up
>>183528064
>be in atlanta
>have a camera for the streets
>only see niggers
Way to kill tourism for a shit city.
Do you think you could take slacks in a fight?
>>183527870
He's our guy. He was making loli pugna jokes on stream.
>>183528171
i've been wageslaving and i've missed 85% of memeleague
I hope I can get at least the TI gf off
>>183527870
I admire the amount of effort he puts into everything he does but the vast majority of it falls flat and just isnt funny at all. He also seems to care a lot about what people think of him and does a lot of pandering
>>183527959
disable html5 player
>>183528059
the entire post chain was about liquid being white, not aryan. fuck off pedophile worshiping shitskin you are not welcome
>>183527870
His facial expressions make me quite mad.
>>183527870
He lowkey dropped loli pugna memes on stream, he's /ourguy/ certified
>>183527870
Shame about the incoming baldness.
>>183527093
>has orb attack that's strong against illusions
>has aura that restores mana on spell casts
>countered by AM
Are you retarded?
>>183526954
Can a nigga have a source?
>>183528424
>>183528117
>blink on OD as anti mage
>bash the OD
>two seconds later
>OD explodes to ult
woah....
so this is the anti mage counter....
>>183528140
teams don't develop at TI, they develop in mid size lans.
TI in general is kind of suffocating the scene, it's ridiculous that getting in the top 10 at TI has a bigger payout than most other tournaments have in total prize pool. Majors help to smooth out the prize money but being single elimination makes them less entertaining, some meme team like ad finem or that one brazilshit team will knock out some good teams then get stomped in the semis/grand finals.
why is Merlini black
>>183528607
a wizard never reveals his tricks
>>183528186
If he keeps cutting down from heavyweight and meets me at middleweight then maybe
>Allah
oh no
so miracle is just a dogshit pub shitter huh ?
>>183527870
He brought up loli Pugna
He's hated by Reddit and Twitch
Got to 2 TI's through hard work
Literally /ourguy/
>>183528682
Only he and gh (and sometimes Meme_Control) are worth a damn in that team desu
>>183528716
>hated by reddit
Only reason he is invited to anything is because reddit keeps shilling the guy, he is not OUR GUY ALRIGHT!?
>>183527870
Only reddit hates slacks. He's /ourguy/ as hell.
>>183528805
matumbaman is the european arteezy honestlythat isn't a compliment
>>183528301
you haven't gotten a single reply agreeing with you, people calling you a dumb anglo cunt, and saying you're flat out wrong and you have the bravado to say anyone but you is not welcome here lmao fuck off autistic manchild mutt
if anyone here is not welcome it's you
>>183528716
When did he mention pugna anon ? a clip will be good as I missed it.
fuck off slacks
Who are you guys voting for in the all star match?
>>183528950
He didnt say shit about le retarded loli pugna meme, he said pugna is a boy cause he is so small or some retarded shit like that
damn matu went through puberty
>Wake up
>My boy PL is still in the dumpster
>>183528525
>what is Linken's
The only time AM becomes a threat to OD is when AM gets a Butterfly. Otherwise OD bodies him all day.
>>183529060
he said something his voice having both a male and female component
>Reddit spies getting mad at Slacks in the general
>>183529121
thank God
>>183528169
Has core Rubick ever existed?
>>183529000
Didn't buy the goypass.
>>183529182
>that filename
who are you trying to fool, plebbitor
>>183529182
>reddit spies shilling Slacks le epic manchildren that does funny faces
>>183528052
dete
>>183529267
pathetic
look at this man, built like a linebacker
you wouldn't say shit to him irl because you'd get bodied
keep talking shit online you pathetic slobs
>>183528169
He is. Just not a #1
>>183529267
He was a great mid in TI2/TI3
>>183528873
>has a hoard of underage retards as their fanbase admiring their "I-I'm only pretending to be retarded" persona
>always be overshadowed by their star mid player
>get thrown by the wolves by their team to help said mid player
>Is given shitty cuck tier heroes by their captain to prep the mid bull
>Always under performs when it matters
Atleast RTZ can farm for what his worth and has decent mechanical skills
>>183529267
>He doesn't even "Do you feel it"
>>183528169
Veno works as 2 and 3, offlane veno used to be the shit.
>>183529401
stfu slacks
>>183529401
>able to physically disable a man with one punch
>able to mentally disable a man with one sentence
truly one the masterrace
>>183529525
reminder that Arteezy is just a BSJ with map awareness
how is liquid getting demolished by some no-name team?
UM I WAS TOLD THAT TEAM LIQUID ARE THE BEST EARLY GAME TEAM?
>>183529372
>literally hated by the entirety of reddit
hm......
>>183528931
fuck off mehmet. you are not welcome
>going for the "lol we don't care" defense with a huskar pick
>>183529729
Odd is a good team but they lose when they have to play shit teams because they don't care enough.
Remember old Power Rangers that would 2-0 peak Na'vi/Alliance then lose to tier 9 NA teams? Similar dynamic.
Huskar'd
SHOW ME WHERE I CAN DO THE MOST GOOD
What race is this person?
>>183529823
>slacks
>hated by reddit
shut the fuck up nigger, if you go there right now you'll probably find 2 or 3 threads about how funny slacks is
>>183528180
I went to georgia tech and spent 4 years living in atlanta. it being majority black is far from a new development
>ban AA when it's so obvious w33 has the last pick
Fuck Kuro.
>>183529753
Yeah, this is the only thing missing from Liquid. It's the early game pressure and <30 min game.
>>183529925
Miracle is a handsome mofo I'll let him fuck me no homo
>>183529962
european immigrant
>>183528169
these two
>>183529962
PPD is gonna pick him up for his EG.MAGA squad.
>im le ebin contrarian and am a slave to what reddit thinks
>>183530185
wrong
did valve really have to go all out with the expros? why couldn't we get grant/lacoste/kotlguy?
>>183529847
average nigger come back i guess try getting on my level when you stop being a subhuman senpai ok you're probably 3k too rofl
>>183530310
Im happy about Bulldogo
>kuro
>>183530395
cute :3
>>183530310
>expro
does this MAN look like an EX pro to you?
>>183530351
Fuck off mudshit. your team and your people are SHIT at dota
>>183530208
>"w-why wont based d2g like my reddit personality ;("
pathetic. stay to your contamination subreddit.
>Miracle playing a hero whom they lost at ti
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, KUKU IS LAUGHING RIGHT NOW
>he says whilst knowing reddit's exact opinion on everything
>>183529925
>this is a EU team to dotards
>>183530690
Of course, just think "whats the most retarded stance I could have here?", that's reddit's stance.
>>183528186
Maybe ? i'm abotu as big a guy with a havy physical job so strenght for strenght i should be fine. Would go on combat experience
>miracle is a good player
I don't like this meme
Liquid will win this game, and then lose the next. 3 - 1 finals as always
>>183530731
no it isnt. literally only muslims like this trainwreck of a team
>>183530931
anon... that's not chicken, that's clearly frog
>>183530931
>those thighs
thicc
>>183531028
?
>>183531190
>>183531028
>redditor sense of humor
>>183530931
DELET THIS RIGHT NOW OR I REMOVE DENIES AND BLINK DAGGER
>>183530931
That dip doesn't look particularly appetizing.
why did visage become meta again? a case of little buff after little buff until someone notices?
Say it with me now:
BEST EARLY GAME TEAM
>>183531307
what's the tape for?
>>183531307
>remove blink dagger
That would make the game more fun, or at least change it back to the old 50mana cost.
>huskar
>lycan
stop I can only get so erect
>>183531289
>everything I dont like is reddit
>>183531410
trying up bruno in his stationary cupboard
>>183531363
to ruin my TI predictions
no one will pick it when TI starts
>>183531410
for the lolfags in valve's basement
So, what's d2g happiness level about the current patch? Is it good enoguh for a TI?
Last year ti was on probably on one of the best patch there ever was, how does this one compare?
>>183531363
7.00
What happened in that patch is that Gravekeepers Cloak was buffed to actually be useful and familiars were made into an actual threat.
Add Solar Crest and visage is a nightmare for supports the moment he hits level 6.
>planet odd isn't shit
>>183531363
Pro players does this all the time, they usually just pick like 15 different heroes. And then once in a blue moon a pro player picks something unusual that works really well and then everyone start picking it.
Pro players are actually quite retarded and are unable to try out new stuff
>>183531410
Fixing the game :^)
holy shit tOdd got destroy ed
>>183531657
its been worse
EZ 3-2
HUSKAR'D
Were liquid sandbagging all along?
>>183531657
Hold on let me check reddit
>>183531705
exception VP
What i ACTUALLY hate are analyst ripping on a hero then once some1 pick it and succeed then suddenly it's a good pick. Enrages me everytime
>liabilitymeander
lmao
Reminder to lelouch that Huskar still exists.
>>183531657
706 is the best patch yet
>>183531835
Kuro picked Veno and Viper for Matu, now he decided not to fuck around.
>>183531363
He was massively buffed in 7.00 and only his familiars were toned down since then.
Yes, you will win with him if you pick him in your games. Give him a try.
>>183531846
asking about d2g, you low iq mong
>>183531657
Unironically very fun patch
>reso loses 0/0/0
I've literally only seen this in LoL
DESU I've seen players win with 0/0/0 in LoL
>>183531856
What i hate is analysts sucking team A's dick right after team A wins a big teamfight, all their picks were perfect, all their strategies are coming along nicely, and then team B wins a big teamfight and they start sucking team B's dick, all their picks were perfect and team A's strategy was actually not that good etc repeat 2 or 3 times until 15k+ net worth advantage is reached
>>183532036
How is it possible to win with 0/0/0? Did the enemy just GG once they saw how farmed someone was??
>>183532036
excuse me its the optimal way of win dota
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKbWrP6b3WY
>>183532036
Fitting KDA for disgusting AM pickers who are playing PvE for the first 25 minutes and forcing their teammates 4 vs 5
>>183532137
this used to happen in old school dota sometimes, back when 4 protect 1 was a relatively common strat. a good team playing 4p1 can sometimes just dominate the other side 4v5 while their carry afk farms, leading to a 0/0/0 victory for the carry player
the only distinct example i recall is merlini going 0/0/0 on medusa back when he was a pro player but im sure there were others
>>183532137
not that guy but I find it hard to believe because it's so much easier to get assists in LoL than dota because you don't actually have to do damage to get one. You just have to buff or heal
>>183532262
its just not the patch for AM to be viable frequently desu
>>183527870
I love him but I can easily understand why people hate him.
>rax 2 lanes
>enemies buyback
>catch me
>team is 4v5
>teammates tell each other to stay safe
>2 die
>get megacrepe'd
>hold off
>win 3 fights when they try to take our throne
>all enemies dead without buyback
>win
dotards?
DOTARDS
Remember that mouse I have been trying to catch? Well I woke up today to find my trap destroyed and all of the bait eaten. I also found mouse shit on my mouse pad. Its like the fucker is taunting me. How does it even know what the mouse pad is called?
I am clearly dealing with a mouse of far greater than average intelligence.
>Trying to have a quick wank between the games
>My rancid farts keep distracting me
>>183532359
It happens in Korean Leauge of legends all the time because they have like 2 kills in 30 mins
>>183532457
>doesn't like smelling his own farts
I never realized how utterly shit bots are. Granted this is only "hard" level bots the lack of farming, and lack of awareness is disgusting. The carry bot is level 11 at 30 minutes?
1-14, 3-12 Its a rare occurence I get people who feed that bad in games but for bots its every game.
>>183532382
maybe if people start buying vanguard as the first pre fighting item using clarities for mana regen then maelstorm he would be viablwe
>>183532426
good lad anon, I'm happy for you
>>183532527
if your own farts smell bad that means there's something wrong e.g. you're sick
>>183532468
>koreans have optimized so hard they realise the only way to win the war is not to fight at all
sounds horrible desu
>>183532457
VECTOR OF INFECTION
>>183532578
>vanguard maelstrom AM
brb queueing up for a game
>>183532562
>not always on unfair
>dying five times to hard bots
>>183532468
I'm surprised no one got arrested for those kills. Pretty toxic behaviour if you ask me.
>>183532676
last time my farts smelled bad was 2 months ago
I miss that stench
>>183532857
YOU'RE NOT FROG1
YOU'RE NOTHING
>>183532434
k...keep us posted
>>183532942
dumb frog1poster
>>183532426
It's like heroin isn't it?
>>183532036
t. started dota 2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuofMMQyj7M
>>183532691
dude it's fucking hilarious
>someone finally gets picked(which is a real achievement considering you basically have to pick them twice in a five minutes thanks to flash)
>they push 5v4 and take objectives, the other team chooses to just concede it instead of trying to protect it
>this goes on back and forth until someone wins
Either that or it's a 30 minute 7 - 2 game where there's 4 deaths early game and then one 5-man wipe that ended the game
>>183533069
none of these players finished 0/0/0
do you guys think icefrog will ever reveal his or her identity?
>>183533041
AND THIS IS TO GO
EVEN
FURTHER
BEYOND
holy fuck tidehunter you never see that nigga now
So, i know that D2g is trahs at dota, but are you good at choosing food
Cheedar Sticks
Hash Browns
Merguez sausages
Lotsa spaghetti
Pick one, faggets
>>183533208
>her
>>183533358
spaghetti
>>183533358
Do you eat like a 3 year old or something
>>183533358
melon
>>183533274
axe and clock are goodtide
>>183533358
sausage
what's the chance there's a patch after dreamhack nerfing star heroes like earthshaker
>>183533358
Is the spaghetti plain or are you allowed to sauce it? If you then puttanesca that shit up. If not then sausage.
>>183533484
supports
can't
be
op
>>183532710
Underrated post
>>183533629
>Slacks being ableist on stream
Why is this allowed?
did /scv/ raid ruin the gulag?
>>183533358
almonds you low test faggot
ez game for liquid
>>183533621
Cheese is the only possible additive
>>183533807
it's more like squatting than a raid, but yeah
Why does AM keep getting picked?
>>183533980
Because fuck magic.
>>183533980
>Wait 40 minutes
>Win game
>>183533807
3 racks reaper'ed
This is KOREAN territory now
>>183533980
can easily ignore shadow shaman puck and tidehunter's damage with spell shield
I can't watch the game, what's the score rn?
>>183533621
not that anon, but that sounds delicious
What is Dakota thinking /d2g/?
>>183526176
stop giving him (you)s
>>183534236
>if i kill slacks and wear his skin i can get into ti
>>183533807
naive dotard...
/scv/ IS the gulag
>>183534202
NUMALE 2 - 1 GOOD
>>183534236
>WILL NOT MAKE IT TO "TEA EYE"
>THIS CROWD DOES NOT CONTAIN A SATISFACTORY SAMPLE SIZE TO FIND JOHN CONNOR
>WILL CONTACT NA PLAYER "FLUFF" AND HELP HIM WITH HIS PLAN
>MIRACLE
>miracle is good
friendly reminder to never try to kill tidehunter when you have 100 health
>MIRAC LUL
that was a literal 2k shitter play
waht the fuck
>Miracle
will first place at TI get 10mil or nah? 9.7 mil atm
>>183534434
amused
>Kotlguy
>Fluff
>Bamboe
>Grant
>Yawar
I hope you guys aren't planning on going to TI. It's more dangerous than ever this year.
>>183533807
you best start believing in gook threads
you're in one
>>183533069
t. retard without reading comprehension
>>183532562
Bots just do the same shit every time.
They 5 man push, 5man TP to you if you push a tower and use every ult on you in fight unless u engage last.
>>183534654
Grant is safe. The walmart dulled the keen warrior edge from him
necrolyte is so braindead that even matumba can with mid with him
what the fucjk is wrong with you icefraud?
>losing to numales
What hero pulled you out of the 2k hellhole /d2g/, I can't rely on bounty forever.
>AM afk farms as his team gets steamrolled again
So, when do the GOOD teams play?
>pick anti-mage
>lose
nice game dotards
So let's get this straight
Planet Odd can't win in the NA qualifiers
But they can beat not only the first place EU qualifier team, but an invited EU team
is EU really that shit compared to NA???
>there are wh*tes in this thread doubting based miracle- AM
>>183535150
how the fuck do you even place in 2k
>>183535183
Yes, the NA quals were way harder than EU quals.
>>183535150
how do you keep your team from throwing lategame? my strategy is picking offlane mag and winning lategame teamfights
>>183535183
Saving strats for TI :^)
>>183535183
I-IT'S NOT LIKE THAT
LIQUID AND SECRET ARE MEMING
THEY'RE JETLAGGED
HIDING STRATS
ITS A BETA
REEEEEEE
>>183535292
you have to start playing rankeds when you don't know shit about dota
>>183535485
you have to scream commands at them a lot, and make sure you feed them money
>>183535183
Odd is not goin to TI so they are trying their absolute hardest to not lose their new sponsor
Meanwhile Secret and Liquid are unironically saving strats
>>183535558
post the NA one pls senpai (f am)
I hope liquid win, if only for a game five
>implying AM won't get FULLY FARMED
>>183536134
So you just revealed yourself as an australian NA/EU baiter.
>>183535990
>19k AM
GG
>>183536279
Also a meme creator for fun
>>183535183
They lost the quals but on lan they are still probably the best team from that quals. It happens all the time, Like SG is MILES ahead of infamous on lan
>slacksfaggots actually crying that day9 is hosting TI7 instead of le unfunny shouting fat man
>am just comes out the trees
SURPRISE FUCKERS
>>183535183
this is like the honeyest lan there is
>>183536675
show me
slacks is usually doing player stuff or fan interactions when it comes to TI
rarely sits at the desk
>>183536913
how about you show me ur boipussy
>Miracle
>miraclul-
>Miracle
>moon taunts into feed
what the fuck was that
>>183537173
Killing a courier auto taunts
>>183537158
Who's the girl? This looks like porn.
fcking moon dude
><insert large number> THOUSAND MMR
>>183537230
:^)
>>183537230
>girl
>>183537158
wtf you can see her n*pples
delete this
>>183537224
FUCK I wish it was genuine
>>183537230
>nipples showing through skintight outfit
you don't say
>>183537302
>he's from a country where nipples are haram
>moon fucks it up just like that
Yall ready for liquid.bone7?
>>183537430
I'm from the US of A, i'll have you know
>>183537430
You mean USA.
>>183537458
>Trading a shitter for a bigger shitter
?
>>183537490
>>183537497
what does it mean
>>183537490
>>183537497
>hues from the united state of amerixico#
YOU HAD JUAN JOB
legit shocking miracle didn't bash once while attacking troll and prophet there
>shitska
liquid are going to reverse 3-2 aren't they
Fully farmed AM is ridiculous
>doubting
is there honestly a more enjoyable carry to player / watch then late game AM?
>>183537706
timbersaw
>>183537706
terrorblade
chaos knight
sven
juggernaut
>>183537706
naga
>>183537685
>HE THINKS HE'S FULLY FARMED
STRAP IN, KID
>>183537706
Chaos Knight.
>>183537687
He got so T H I C C
>AM literally has half of TL's farm
THE MOST AMERICAN HERO
22k * 2 = 41k.. Fogged? NA Math?
>>183538047
>he doesn't round up
>AM is OP
what if there as a 100k item that summoned a creature from one of the PVE events, possibly siltbreaker, that would charge down mid
it wouldn't be invincible, but super fucking hard to kill
>>183537313
I don't know about using that as an argument, the Kardashian sluts dress like that all the time.
>2 drums
>no forcestaffs
>not a single pipe or mek
>not a sheep stick being built
It's over already.
shadow shaman is such a shitpicl
MOON
IS
SO
FUCKING
BAD
>>183538161
it would probably guarantee a win cuz the game would be effectively 6 v 5
i think the price is appropriately high for such a boon
i'm not opposed but i definitely think the community would react negatively
Miracle wants to throw this so hard
>this low tier play in the finals of a tournament
>>183538197
do I look like the kind of normie that would know such a thing?
>moon
>>183538429
I find it hard to avoid that shit so yes
>miracle 25% bash chance
>hardly any bashes
>troll 10% bash chance
>fuck tonne of bashes
explain this dotards.
>moon
>>183538512
he is le troll
>moon
more like
>shit player
;^)
>>183538546
This NP is just so bad. Why he isn't playing the rat game? Why he didn't play it safe? He literally threw the game.
LWNL
>people genuinely doubting the only GOOD team
PLANET KEK BTFO
>>183538471
classic hontrash
>numales
So... When do GREAT teams play?
>>183538651
>playing rat game against AM
>tfw you have a cabal to sunder
>>183538105
>25k * 2 = 41k
woah, thanks friend.
Things I hope happen
>TL win
>planet odd immediately disband
>Moon reitres
>reso goes to a good team
>blitz stops coaching
PLS
>AM has 100% winning rate in the series
LOL
HOW DO I DISABLE ADS ON TWITCH.
FUCK'S SAKE.
>>183538894
Numale just lost with AM before this game.
>>183538894
nah there was a game where odd played AM and lost horribly to huskar/oracle
>>183538937
>frogposters this dumb
>>183538937
just watch ingame
the ads are part of the stream
>>183538937
Watch in game. It's all the client's useful for.
Moon is fucking trash.
Can you guys help me out here? Make me win some good points
>>183539108
sumail everything
>>183538759
fuck s4 you autist
>>183539026
>It's all the client's useful for.
besides playing, right?>Last Match: 4 months ago
>>183538937
disable html5
>>183539162
Thats heroes dumb d2gan
>>183539063
I miss the EU HUB. I think that was the pinnacle of Dota for me.
I need a webm of dakota's TI programming failing
>>183539108
>most picked
Earth Shaker
>most banned
Sand King
>Highest Winrate
Antimage
>Highest Kill avg
Queen of Pain
>Highest Assist
Zeus
>Lowest Death Avg
Antimage
>Highest Avg last hit
Antimage
>Highest XPM avg
Meepo
>Most kills in a game
Queen of Pain
>Hero with most last hits
Naga
>>183538937
There is a third party app that streams from twitch on the video player of your choice, and it would skip adds, can't remember the name and can't find it on my pc. Still, it wouldn't skip the cringy adds since they're part of the broadcast.
where is john connor
>>183539026
>>183539015
I have the game uninstalled
>>183539449
>>183539492
streamlink
>>183539213
>last match: 8/1/2016
Been out of the loop for a while, why has Planed Odd played in North American qualifiers?
>>183539492
You bought the battlepass first tho, right?
>>183538680
I expected 3-0 in favor of Liquid, but they're starting to choke again.
>>183539597
I have 1000 hours in game but only ~350 games played
>>183539610
Valve forced them to since they were playing in NA for the last year and a half.
>>183539610
They were forced to by valve because they played in NA the rest of the year. They wanted to play EU qualifiers
>>183539701
>>183539712
Oh, that makes sense. Thank you.
>>183539645
>Last played: 5 months ago
>not invited to TI
>name drop ritsu
kek
>chinese panelist has the smallest microphone
>>183539875
don't worry, you can buy it out of game now : ^ )
http://store.steampowered.com/app/633890/The_International_2017_Battle_Pass/
0% votes for resolution as MVP ROASTED
>gotards/yuros eternally cucked hard by BRs
wew
>>183540001
this is the first year since TI3 that I didn't buy a goypendium
feels good man
HAHAHAHAHAHA EG FANS
>>183540207
I would from behind desu
>>183540119
reminder that all good CSGO BR players are white :^)
WILL this tournament be a good experience for the TI teams or is there nothing to learn?
>>183540207
Zai really let himself go.
>>183540207
wtf zai isn't bootcamping for ti?
>>183540207
Zai?
@183538759
>Teams that collapse every year at the only tournament that matters
>Good
>>183540289
>>183540285
>>183540284
>>183538937
>he doesnt mute the stream and tune out in between games
>>183540282
Liquid did learn something
Veno + Viper dual core sucks
>another AM game
Fuck this shit. I want teamfight, not a fucking hide and seek.
>AM
ODD won.
WHO IS AT YOUR DOOR?
>>183537302
>her
anon I,...
>those people
no wonder kotlguy wasn't invited
>yfw they pick teggies
>miracle still destroyed from amphetamine tolerance
>>183540417
uuuhhh sweetie
Get ready for the spankin' boys
>the dog man
The question is, can the man with nine thousand match making points get his manta before he lose a set of hax?
is resolution the most attractive dota player?
are plane todd disbanding after this tournament?
I NEED S T A T S M A N TO HELP ME PREDICT THIS TI PLEASE SUMMON HIM
Lycan is so sexy
does it makes me a furry
>>183540609
No. pic related is
>>183540582
the 9k meme team has the lycan
>pick le balanced anti magic man
>Get WOLF'D
>w33ranger
Its over matumba man
>wolf at ur door
>now with added beastman hitspeed aura
uh oh
>>183540609
I could fry an egg in the lard of his brow
>>183540625
>>183540625
he's too busy crying about TI panelists, casters & analysts
I'm not feeling the weaver pick, why?
>>183540785
guess he couldn't predict that one :^)
>>183540713
Yeah I fucked up
>tfw no Q T A U T I S T I C nordic gf
>>183540609
outta my way slav shit
>>183540819
anti mage cannot kill weaver until he has an abyssal, and even then anti mage needs someone else to pop weaver's linkens sphere
fogged + od should kiss
>>183527870
ye i do, but i do admire his work ethic
>>183540695
>>183540819
geminate + howl is a fuck load of damage
They also rely heavily on either a shackle, or probably an echo to lock him down. He can also build diffu vs WR / Omni. And can get onto the backline really easily
>>183540819
no drow ranger
What the fuck is with support Zeus?
>>183540981
Repel cant be dispeled anymore
>>183541032
Why would they need bad Lycan for when they have Lycan?
>picking wr in the last game of the GF
>>183541083
guardian angle can, and also wind run.
>>183540894
top left is a discount jimmy, top right is the dude actually banging qt autist and pic related isdiscount dendi on left
>dotards cucked by starbulls
>>183540778
BASED NAHAZ
IN STATS WE TRUST
>>183540894
>nordic
anon, this is in Georgia
DOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS
POST SOME VINTAGE MEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
We welcome unholy scum with open arms, my child.
Why not have red-eye host TI
Why narcissistic 9
>>183541290
I only have progressive memes
>>183541234
He's looks a bit too good at being a robot
I'm worried
>>183541410
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
WOLF
>starbros staged a coup and utterly cucked all DotA fans by usurping the only event that matters under their noses
Can't make this shit up senpai
There hasn't been a demographic this cucked since the EU muzzie importation
>wooooooooooooooo
HAND OF DOG
>>183541234
thanks bae
>>183541596
>starbros
Explain your autism, mate
>>183541323
thready feminder TA has a f e m i n i n e penis
>>183541290
i fucking miss xboct
>Lycan is playing
>zero AWOOOO
neo-d2g fucking disgust me
>>183541750
i hate to break it to you... but girls have vaginas, anon.
>>183541596
I legitimately don't know who "starbros" refers to
>>183541849
>>183541290
it will never be as good as the golden years again
>>183541905
>>183541746
The bros from StarCraft who are cucking you
>>183541746
Starbois actually
>>183541849
>>183541942
WHY EVEN LIVE, BASED ALEXANDER DASHKEVICH
>>183540415
>teamfight
>not gloriousTI1/2 meta
they're bringing it back, boys
>>183541949
>StarCraft
What is this
>>183541901
I agree, but there are feminine and masculine penises. TA has a feminine one as proven in pic.
Are Liquid or Planet Odd /ourguys/
I don't know who to cheer for
>>183542054
Your new bull
Get on your knees, doturd
REMINDER THAT 2011 WAS THE GOLDEN AGE OF ESPORTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad1rPKuKypE
>>183541949
literally who
>>183542080
Am I a disgusting hetro or a less disgusting pedo looking at this pic?
>>183541750
wrong
>>183542126
They're both team Reddit
>>183542137
searching for it on twitch but i can't find it
>>183534132
*blocks your passives*
>>183542080
cockroaches are disgusting
>>183542137
Its a new blizzard game like OW? A dota team? I'm genuinely confused, anon.
>>183541949
I dont watch starcraft, that show is for nerds.
>>183542080
TA has an innie
>>183541949
>starcraft
is that from that show the big bazinga?
>>183542279
>I dont watch starcraft
Oh I see, thats why I didnt know it, dont watch much tv
>>183541949
is that like star trek
>dotards in the denial stage of grief
Stargods took command of your esport
>>183541596
>>183541949
>things that are objectified by starcraftfags (pro players, talent) have clung to dota and abandoned starcrumpets
>somehow they think they're cucking us and not the other way around
how mentally diseased can the starcrumpet get?
shitposting so predictable you could set your watch by it
>>183542479
Welcome friend. Dota is a game for all people, even thirdies and facebros.
>>183541949
Is that a game where retards watched the super shit version of it for years and then after they praised the Koreans that played the shit version suddenly pretended like they had ever seen a game of brood war in their life and suddenly like the Koreans that saved it?
>>183542206
pshh nothin visible kid
>>183542252
>>183542198
It's a videogame. Dota 2 players wouldn't know about it, too busy with chinese rice fields simulators.
S P A N K E D
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>this star crump posting literally IDENTICAL to the starcrump posting over the past few years
>would deny it each time
>now identical posting, but now no longer denying it
>>183542635
>starcraft relevant
>dota is a rice field simulator
starcucks really are stuck in the past
>game steals your talent
>somehow this is them getting cucked
This is like someone fucking your wife on national tv and you doing mental gymnastics to convince yourself the bull is the one getting cucked
>>183541290
>>183542572
how DO you counter a stove, though
>>183542180
anju has a penis if that's what you mean
>>183542797
dont put your penis in it
Are you ready for blink earthshaker in high ground defense to initiate the memeback sequence?
>claim it's the StarCraft boogeyman for years
>Nobody from scv ever bothered with you
>Get cucked hard at TI
>scv shows up to mock you
>S-see the boogeyman was real
>>183542761
>non-dotard comes in and takes the job and money from actual dotards
how is this not dota getting cucked?
>>183542797
euls, pugna decrep, sd/od banish
People still play SC2?
I thought that game had already died a couple years ago...
out fucking drafted
>The city of fucking Misery.
>>183542976
>damagecontrol.txt
I missed ZOO DOTA
>>183543042
None of the people who he took the job from are dotards
>>183540468
I ASKED, WHO IS AT YOUR DOOR?
>>183543042
>non-starcraft comes in and takes all the life essence from actual starcraft
how is this not starcrumpets getting cucked
speaking of traps. are there any sajedene lewds? asking for a friend
knotted
>dotards PAID MONEY for day9
>Not cucked
Ayyyy
>>183542928
lol
Is Team Odd NA or EU?
>Animage
L O L
R E V E R S E S W E E P
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>>183543042
Imagine thinking that Starcraft 2 Talent was EVER good
Imagine realizing that your commentators are better at a game they haven't practiced commentating in years and still being vastly superior at
Make a new thread so i can post matu spank webms
>that low energy reaction
no one really giving a shit desu
Fix Planet Numale
>MUH HONEYPOT
REMINDER THAT LIQUID WILL WIN TI7
>>183543204
>dotards actually has money to pay day9
lmao
>>183542797
Chef here. The easiest way to counter a stove is to gank its middle rack before it gets a chance to preheat.
>>183543213
Let me check reddit
Kuroky's interviews are the best
>>183543142
Tell that to Kotlguy
Film it
>you can hear slacks sperging out on the halo stream
FUCKING
ROFL
EU wins again.
>>183543295
Replace Miracle with Jorge Bot
>>183542080
Penises are by definition masculine