/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

MoMMIs are superior in any regard

>>183466140
Not having 2 hands drives me insane

>>183466216
monkeys having 4 hands when

>>183466319
Eat a monkey cube to gain more hands at the cost of major brute damage. Like creatine for grips.

>>183466216
At least they don't have the spiderbot's POS psuedo-hand.

>>183466319
Wizards should have an Indian Deva/Asura class with four hands. I doubt you can actually code four hands, so the extra two hands should just be devoted to wizard powers.
Code it. Someone tells the wizard to poo in loo they get incinerated.

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Reminder to not honk the cat.

No honking cats.

Repeat, do not honk the cat.

>>183466770
>toe the line
>get banned
>whine on the thread
trifecta

>>183466748
Oh I have a good idea. This wizard class should have an ability to let them shit. The only ones allowed to shit on the server. Consider it a spell.

>>183466847
That's not even toeing the line. Who would think they'd get banned for that? It's not like :me rubs bonor as joke xD

>>183440708
>the #1 shitter on the server about 6 months ago
>was reliably a pain in the ass, every single round for security
>ahelped other people more than anyone I have ever seen, usually security after arresting them for nonantag shittery at 12:15
>usually wore cat ears, so they were barely a step up from catbeast

RFultra was and probably still is a massive shitter. never let them live that down

>>183466647
>Everyone laughs at me
>Antag antagonizes my buddycop
>NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER
>Blow my flashbang then start nigh-harmlessly shockspamming him

>>183466847
Is it toeing the line when you jump over it then toe from that side?

>>183467248
RFultra is my wife!

Is there anything that can stop a wiz in a firebird just fireballing to station into total depressurization?

>>183467402
Jetpack caplaser.

Noone answered my question. Are angelite and eli wood still alive, and does anyone have the old angelite rule34 aeolus edit?

>>183467762

Eli wood here, i still play once in a while. life's more important these days but i like to come back to spess and lifeweb every blue moon

I saw angelite play a day ago, summer time is a good time to come back and play spess

>>183467402
Not really. Your best hope is that they want to fireball something that matters and suicide when it takes 8+ fireballs on something that isn't crapass windows
You can try jetpack yakkety sax with a laser but good fucking luck. They're too fast for a suicide bombing without nocap which shitmins wont give you. You wont even get an AEOD suit either so you're moderately fireball proof

>>183467762
Fuck off circlejerker

>All that bombing
>All those holes
*buzz

>>183468750
We build.

>no power armor im ss13
We need something between a sec hardsuit and a mecha exosuit so sec can RP as space marines/BoS when they are kicking the clown.

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it truly was hubris that killed the botanist

>>183467402
just get a jetpack and an ion rifle with a laser my dude

>>183468832
I fixed every single hole except the cap welderbomb one that killed me

>get permanently fucked up on mindbreaker from some dubious chef food
>get a full stack of genetics powers
>eat a MMI on the escape shuttle because you forgot super eating lets you

>>183468852
captain's armor and mech suits both kind of fit already

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>alone in science with a traitor
>borg just shows up to give me the captains ID "because the HoS is shit"
>it takes him an hour afterwards to betray me and only after i realize the borgs are slaved to his will

I commend your patience

>put chef on high
>cargo tech
>decide to grow your own shit and make sandwiches
>it takes a lot of steps
>pAI buddy helps you out, carrying shit with the MULE and opening doors
>finally get sandwiches
>start making a bar
>apparently suicides are on the rise so party is suggested
that was damn comfy and all the people mostly vox who decided to show up were pretty rad.

>twice an obvious antag asked me to follow them
>twice I did
>only regretted it once
>well, regretted it the first time too because Isaac sucks at torture porn.

I wonder if that Borg felt self conscious for the easy kill, or was I just another chance to get their master their ebic green text.

>>183469201
>sucks at torture porn
please explain

>time to roll dice!
>can't find suicy target
>let's call for a party, we can bomb that!
>cap gets called away on other stuff
>go after cap, he's in interrogation with a traitor and a few more pople
>fuck it let's roll.....a 5
>shit lets run to cargo and blow whoever is left
>4
>fuck let's roll again!
>19!
>gets blown up by the 4 roll
>oh no, but wait lets reclaim out honor by blowing the shard!
>someone TKs my shit away and I die to the rads

is it time to rebuy Emilia WFU

>>183469389
>someone TKs my shit away and I die to the rads
That was me and I'm really really sorry. I was gonna let you do it but I was also right next to where it was gonna blow up
I should have let it happen, though, it would've been funnier

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>>183469381
Rape cave. Put in a little bit more effort instead of just lol parasting suck-n-space.

>>183469502
And that sucks?

>>183469201
>be mime playing music
>borg tells me to follow him in maint because I need to be safe
>well I guess the AI is rogue as fuck
>follow him anyway
>he actually puts me in a safe room
>AI goes delta
>keep playing music until AI gets shit on
such is life

>>183469567
isaac is unrobust when he kidnaps
playing with one hand is hard

>>183469201
>ask hachi to follow me because I have a cool trick to show him in a dark maint. tunnel but it only works if the two of us are there alone
>the mad bird actually does it
>enthrall him
>he murders all of security and the captain
Seriously why do I bother to antag when I can just enlist hachi and have him robust the entire station.

>>183469796
does he literally fap when he does this

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>>183469796
>tfw he never kidnapps me

aww but I love me some ryona

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>>183470075
I've been reading this general for too long, it's clouding my judgement

>Hachi's player is still on so this could be a self shill post
>or maybe it's a psudo-self shill post designed in such a way by someone that doesn't like Hachi to make me think the previous
>or is it genuine praise?

>>183470427
Not hachi or playing right now. I got him once as malf and once as vamp.

As malf all I had to do is sit back and watch him kill the entire station as a sec borg.
>implying anyone self shills

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>>183470256
I'm his neighbor can confirm. I see him whacking it through my window every night while he's in a game.

Honest, you can believe me.

>>183470605
>can see isaac jacking off
>know he must be antag
>go look for him
is this metagaming?

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>>183468852
>tfw you're a vampire in an AEOD suit driving a secway with 6 borers, 3 riot shield baton nymphs, and a box of 6 grey and 1 red relay'd slime grenades while on combat stims

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>>183470696
you certainly don't see him getting many green texts, do you?

>>183470696
Nah, suspicious behavior which warrants booty hole plumbing

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>deadpop cult

>Blasting the borg instead of double subverting it
I mean, I get it, but you don't have to be rude about it.

>>183472475
>get nagged at during deadpop cult
I thought it was just an extended variant until that guy yelled about cult over common

>>183472475
Deadpop cult is the best if you guys meme in the library

jesus why is kammer such an obnoxious retard?

>>183466964
>Who would think they'd get banned for that?
Actually, anyone who's not a braindead shitter like (you).
This ban is 120% justified.

How does Firebird work as a Wizard? Can I just fly to the station? How do I get air?

>>183476438
>Can I just fly to the station?
No. You teleport normally and summon the firebird with the Chariot spell.
>How do I get air?
Usually you take it with the wizard hardsuit. Yes there is one.

teach me how to powergame like a pro pls

>>183476685
Toggle intent to harm
Click other sprite until it's horizontal
Don't stop until it deathgasps

>>183476771
This is terrible advice.

>>183476809
It's actually the best advice. A man who can fist another gunwielding maniac to death is unstoppable with a real weapon

>>183476967
Yeah but if you're powergaming properly you never fight anyone face to face.

>>183475597
pls don't badmouth my nagging gf this way

>>183477112
The fundamentals are the bedrock of success

>Russian joins Citadel
>seems nice enough, we build some shit, fun first round, even do some
>cute-ish shy catgirl with shitty English
>try RPing with them the second round
>they start acting weird like they haven't met my character and then remember
>OK I play it out
>ends on an ok note
>round ends in 5 minutes
>third round
>they start injecting Russian into their speak
>acting kinda hostile
>spaz out and ingest enough alcohol to kill themselves
>egun themselves
>tase the wall
>all as the HoS

>>183477252
They were getting drunker with every round

>>183469401
The value is pretty low right now. They just got banned. Might be a risky investment.

It's nice to see pain finally cracking down on greytiding. Emilia won't last another month.

>>183477851
eyy oh it's chrizz smitty with the fuckin' wee hours shill post yooo senpai how you living

What did Emilia do to get baned?

>>183477851
Note the "nuisance" part. Greytiding in and of itself is not an evil act. It becomes bad when you fuck over other people in the process.

>>A former admin

RFUltra gets a higher sentence for all the admin applications they made. It's like karma baby, it rymthes.

>>183477981
Personally I don't see it as greytiding until you are consistently fucking with security because of it. It's more than possible to be an assistant and do slightly fucky things without getting in the way of security constantly.
>>183477941
Since they started playing here they have done nothing but play assistant and greytide and be obnoxious as hell in the community. They applied a tonne for admin and them when they finally got the chance they quit almost instantly because they never actually planned on getting admin, they just wanted the attention. Now they're back to playing and still being an annoying greyshitter round after round.

>>183478303
Security are the only ones worth fucking with though. Busting into the Armory or snatching vending machines is way more interesting and fun to pull off than stealing a saw from Medbay or glubbs from Engineering. As long as nobody gets hurt because of your actions it's not a problem.

>>183478303
greytiding isn't just a term for fucking with security.

>>183478387
Yes, it's way more fun for you and way less fun for everyone else.
You're not the protagonist.

>>183478403
well when you overly fuck with over departments security usually gets involved is what i'm getting at. you end up as some pseudo-antag where you have people hunting you for doing something which is only toeing the line for non-antagonist rulings.
>>183478387
then do it as an antag, not an assistant

>>183478535
>overly fuck with over
Shit play. If the department actually has trouble with you and you continue to give them trouble after getting caught you're a fag.

Hey guys, brand new to this. Any servers ya'll playing on?

>>183463962
How do you get this so wrong every time?
1. It was Morena and FreakinABonk that was the PDA Notes thing.
2. Pretty sure both were assistants/service at the time.
3. Yahir wrote a ban-request after there was a lot of IC drama round Yahir stealing the PDA which led to Morena and Yahir killing each other.
4. Bonk and Morena both appealed because Pain jumped the gun and banned them over the alledged ERP when there was no proof of it. He realised that and overturned the bans.
5. The PDA notes not being logged was an ancient oversight which had been known about for years and just no one bothered to fix it.

The Shiggy & Morena incident is something completely different.

>>183478793
Remember that Yahir was stalking freak and morena in game for days and used metafriends to commit crimes in game because he suspected they were doing something oocly bad.

The amount of metagaming from the #YahirSquad should've been bannable.

>>183478787
/vg/ is the only server left that's barely playable. it's still shit though byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>>183477941
>>183478192
I am banned?

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>>183479002
it was bannable my dude, however spess has changed and now yahir is admin

>>183476685

Step 1: Befriend admins

>>183479091
check the ban page idiot

>>183479115
>1458835787561.png
It's beautiful

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>>183479115
>Half the people on the list weren't even involved and was just nuke being incompetent yet again.

I can't wait for august.

>>183479186
I disarm spammed Kaylie and pulled Cory away from sec when I was talking to him and got banned for "excessive greytiding"
nice

>>183479360
People like you make our jobs 10x harder than they need to be, just let us arrest criminals you fucking criminal.
GET BANNED

>>183479415
Can't you just arrest them too? Isn't freeing criminals a crime under spess law?

>>183479091
>so invested in your feedback shitposts you don't even bother to check in on them

wewewewew

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=3865&p=20737#p20737
>make deadmin request
>the headmin takes away his flags for a bit
>he also bans you for being shit

MrPain doesn't let anyone live

>>183479415
We were roleplaying, is it no different when metafriends save eachother from sec because they are IC buddies

>>183479510
also this

>>183479595
Yeah, and the metafriends should be banned to.

Got any names for the banhammer?

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Is anyone gonna say anything about how a week or two without spawn flags is pretty much nothing considering that dylan got deadminned and ridiculed off the server for pretty much the same atmos abuse bullshit?

>>183479667
dylan used the vaporsalts shit to set the entire stations atmoshperics to like a billion kpa or something stupid in the middle of a live round

>>183479648
2hotdogs and 3hotdogs

>>183479595
>i was roleplaying breaking someone out of jail
you gonna go and do that IRL? gonna storm the police station and fight the cops cause your friend is in jail?
fuck off you greytiding fucker

>3hotdogs banned for being 2hotdogs

wait wtf

Ten bucks say MrPain is gonna undo this because this is how it always goes. He makes some grand gesture that gets him popularity and attention, realizes he's fucking wrong and quietly undoes it.

It's time for a new headmin.

>>183479584
>people complain they can't be anonymous on the forums
>they get told to man up and to not be scared
>someone actually does it
>they get banned
I tried to warn you

>>183479906
it's like a 3 day ban he isn't going to take it back emilia.
go outside for once

>>183479895
if he actually is 2hotdogs then he already copped like 2 previous bans, how did someone not catch it earlier?

>>183479906
Greytide BTFO

>>183479869
I dunno man, he told me he was from the future and he came back in time to save me from kaylie who was a traitor who I robusted in the future and he was the only person who could save me
With the adminbus that was going on that round I thought he was a custom antag or something with a role to protect me

>>183479919
Nobody except admins or the metaclub hates vpn users. If you're not an idiot you're using a vpn, throwaway email and throwaway account.

You'd still have been banned, the logs show rfultra was a greytiding shit still.


>rfultra tries for months to get admin
>finally gets it on attempt 3
>quits after 2 days
>requests a month ban
>comes back from the ban and is instantly making deadmin requests
>cries when it bites her in the ass
GET DUSTED

>>183480037
you are not the protagonist sweetie :)

>>183480037
You fucked up and got adequately punished
it's not even a perma, but it will be if you refuse to learn from it.

>>183480226
How did he fuck up
What exactly did he do?

>>183480037
MrPain's intelligence network has dragged you out from Anne Frank's attic and into the gallows.

>>183479906
>some grand gesture that gets him popularity and attention
nigger it's a ban
just a ban
bans are not shows of force, they are bans

>has a bot that tells him when harsetheef posts
sad!

>>183480407
rfultra bringing up k*lith to distract from the fact they got their shit pushed in

be aware of (((their))) tricks everyone

>>183480923
I don't even know who "k*lith" is

So uh, fox mccloud is coding for tg now.

>>183481108
Dogborgs soon, fellow Stalker.

>>183481326
you mean like those dog borgs that eat people in vorestation? fucking why

>>183480285
Is breaking out a guy from perma an ok thing to do for a non-antag? Apparently not.
And if the ban reason reads "You continue to be a greytiding nuisance.", the ban isn't based on this single incident either.

>>183482035
I didn't do that though. I dragged him when he got stunned

And I really don't know what I did wrong this past week

>>183482280
>And I really don't know what I did wrong this past week
personally I don't know your history but if you defense is "I didn't fuck up for a whole week", then try again

>>183482280
If you don't see what you've been doing wrong then I can't wait for you to be kicked out the door.

>>183482280
emilia.. you fucked up.

you're just making it worse by shitposting here, learn from your mistakes and dont repeat them

>>183482351
Well before this last week I haven't played in like 2 months

>>183482612
1 week, 2 months, a year, it doesn't matter when over the entire time span you do the same toe-the-line behaviour.

>Kolton Hunt smacks Avada Colander in the groin with the wooden paddle!

>Extended
>No real non-antagging antag antics
I'm proud of you.

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>>183482709

>>183482712
Until the captain assblasted two dudes anyways

>>183482612
Thing is, notes stay forever. And there are people playing for years without ever getting in trouble.

why are we letting people like avada play on this server?
plapatin got rule 0'd for being autistic, avada is more autistic than him and nothing happens

>>183482709
ASS
BLAST
U S A

>>183482931
avada is protected by sawbones

>emilia goes from being an attentionwhore in the thread straight to doing it in the discord
classic move right there

>>183482824
'Hey, you're scratching my mech's paint'

*unzips scattergun*

>>183482931
Avada is OOC banned at least. Dunno why that's not a more common thing.

>>183483110
:^)

>>183483137
>scratching
I almost destroyed the mech using a damn metal rod
guy panicked and shot like 3 people before he hit me

>>183482931
>>183482969
>>183483156
>emilia now trying to turn shit onto avada
classic

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>Saronsen gets adminned 30minutes after applying to be an admin
>Gets constant extra chances and the ability to do whatever he wants
>Squidmoko application completely ignored
>Goldsteel deadminned for not enough bans

Is saronsen nukes furry erp partner or some shit?

>>183483340
I mean it was a scatter shot, he'd hit 3-4 people even if was hitting you too

>>183483454
nuke deadminned sarosen and pain re-instated him, and then for some reason nuke started defending sarosen again when he was purposefully trying to get himself deadminned
i dont understand it

>>183483454
Saronsen is still a min, though.

>waifu stocks amedfridge
>gets a trophy
What kind of memery is this

Mimes don't have to stay silent, but they do, because of the implication

>stop playing
>get a job
>get my own place
>get a car
>about to be enrolled into college
>six months later
>come back to this thread
>same autistic drama

wew lad indeed

>>183483627
Is that what she was doing? Any time i checked med bay she was chugging shit and spasming on the ground

>>183483627
Was a "nice" fridge

>>183483576
That was the point I was making

plz unban me

>>183483627
Did you look at the fridge? It had fifty different things in it and over half of them toxic.

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>>183483627

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Nar-nar best girl
Prove me wrong
You can't

>>183483796
that shitty cryomix and overfilled chemfridge
should be bannable

>>183483796
I don't even know where to start

>>183483796
did they just set up a bunch of vending machines and then put everything in them into pills, jesus christ

Okay guys last round was my first sec round basically do you think i should have been more proactive about securing brigvalids and if so how do i actually start caring about securing brigvalids

>>183483796
I'm puking for real right now

>>183483796
Well technically speaking, it does have literally everything medbay needs. The questionnis what is Horse Meat used for? Or Chemical Waste for that matter?

>>183483796
what are moon rocks? what do they do?

>>183484558
They're a good portal conductor

>>>>183484298
The original plan was to work with botany to make meme-magic stack pills. But botany was slow and then useless so I memed around to pass the time in a 4 hour extended.

Needing painkillers for surgery, when?

>>183484857
When you port modern baymed

>>183483454
That's not why he was deadminned

>>183483780
seriously
plz unban me

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>>183478787
Citadel right now.
It took a while to figure out how to insert myself and have fun (don't play female) and weasel into getting some metafriends, but now I'm really enjoying the ARPEE.

>>183483454
I was deadminned for mishandling a ban and not being fit for the community.

>>183483796
This is where autistic CMO empties the fridge into disposals.

>>183466847
>printing out actual porn and smut and dumping it in people's departments doesn't even make you valid
>a clear sexual joke gets a bannu

>>183484081
you should kys Avada

>>183485869
No one has to argue with you know
The bans there for a reason and it's going to still be there

Who the fuck is emilia? some newshit waifu already got banned?

>>183486071
Yeah, some NEWshit.

>>183483796
>860 units of vomit

mfw

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>rfultra goes whining on the forums
>gets banned instead for being a turboshitter
You fucking ran into that one.

Post logs of RFultra being a turboshitter
I wanna see what he did

>>183486785
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/
Help yourself.

Unban 3hotdogs

>>183486956
Cant find anything other than they eating someones limbs

why are most of admins literal hippie retards with no imagination?

>>183485993
>the ban's there for a reason
Because the mods are prudes?

>>183478793
t. morena/freak
desu you both should have stayed permabanned

>3hotdogs was actually 2hotdogs
wew lad

*teleports behind you*
ZA WORLDO
*stabs you 100 times*

>mustard makes themselves wizard becuase they are bored, doesn't even deadmin
where's pain when we need him?

>>183488224
deadmin request it with logs, dude

>>183487718
should have chimed in with real evidence then :z

>>183488224
>mustard catbeasts a dude for fucking with his bus
>dude salts in deadchat
>'Y-YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY I DIDN'T BAN YOU'
Mustard needs to be sincerely deadminned

>>183488224
saronsen did the same thing and nothing happened, seems to be an alright thing to do now.

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>>183486785
the best is when you outrank shitters and shit on them in return

>>183488174
is this a jojo reference xddd?

>>183488224
funny story
>Few weeks ago, shitting around in escape in a HONK mech
>Turns out while I was honking, an emagged dr. akula was succing a guy, but I didn't see it
>get a bwoink for it because I was nonantag
>it was mustard, and he thought the honk horn is what did the damage

>>183488362
>>183488360
saronsen has some protection for unknown reasons and oldmins have tenure

>[05:31:55]ADMIN: HELP: Goldsteel/(SAUSAGE): Primary Zeta-CXVI, Research Director, this person playing with a shit name as a human again. - heard by 0 non-AFK admins.


Playing as an android and roleplaying is illegal according to Gold "NASAmin" Steel

>>183488618
you aren't an android though, you're a human
if you wanna be an android then code in selecting machine-man interfaces instead of a brain at round start.

>>183488618
>muh roleplays
Fuck off, your name is retarded and you don't roleplay for shit. Pick a real name faggot.

>>183488618
well we are hippie now so you shouldn't be surprised by absolute retards
don't be surprised when you get banned for arresting some shitmin's waifu after she raids armoury as assistant

>>183488618
>name yourself SAUSAGE
>complain about other peoples names

ha..ha..

>>183488618
Humans are expected to have a reasonable name. If you want a name like like, play as an actual cyborg.

>>183488449
I mean recent, not archaic

>>183488618
Feel free to code actual cyborgs, you shithead.

>>183488687
>>183488689
>>183488760
VALIDS SECURED CALL THE SHUTTLE AI
VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS VALIDS

>>183488739
>cyborg acronyms being silly
read the rules

>>183488789
I don't have recent, sorry boss

>>183488838
What the fuck are you screaming about? Read the rules, dumbass.

>>183488838
you are an idiot my man
I would actually like the option to choose a positronic brain in a human body at round start. But it would need changing a bit otherwise it would be boring and basically just rp fluff

[05:15:25]ADMIN: Starting a round of wizard with 1 wizards.
[05:17:27]SAY: Kaschei the Remorseful/Donnager (@384,239,2) As Galactic Common : QUID 'ITCH
[05:40:33]EMOTE: Unknown/Donnager (@219,219,1): <B>Unknown</B> seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
[06:26:45]ADMIN: Mustardtiger/(Ruddy Fresh) checked antagonists.
[06:26:50]ADMIN: Mustardtiger/(Ruddy Fresh) has spawned a wizard.
[06:26:53]ADMIN: Mustardtiger/(Ruddy Fresh) checked antagonists.
[06:26:56]ADMIN: Mustardtiger/(Ruddy Fresh) has spawned a wizard.
[06:26:56]ACCESS: Login: Mustardtiger/(Guillermo Albright) from [NOPE] || BYOND v511
[06:27:31]ADMIN: Mustardtiger deadminned themself.
[06:27:37]SAY: MAGICIAN WITHOUT A CAUSE/Mustardtiger (@384,239,2) As Galactic Common : Hi!
[06:27:40]ADMIN: Mustardtiger re-adminned themselves.
[06:27:43]ADMIN: Mustardtiger/(MAGICIAN WITHOUT A CAUSE) checked antagonists.
[06:27:46]ADMIN: Mustardtiger/(MAGICIAN WITHOUT A CAUSE) has spawned a wizard.
[06:27:46]ADMIN: Mustardtiger/(MAGICIAN WITHOUT A CAUSE) has spawned a wizard.
[06:27:47]ADMIN: Mustardtiger/(MAGICIAN WITHOUT A CAUSE) has spawned a wizard.
[06:27:47]ADMIN: Mustardtiger/(MAGICIAN WITHOUT A CAUSE) has spawned a wizard.
[06:27:47]ADMIN: Mustardtiger/(MAGICIAN WITHOUT A CAUSE) has spawned a wizard.
[06:27:47]ADMIN: Mustardtiger/(MAGICIAN WITHOUT A CAUSE) has spawned a wizard.
[06:27:56]ADMIN: Mustardtiger deadminned themself.
[06:28:50]GAME: Mustardtiger/(MAGICIAN WITHOUT A CAUSE) summoned guns!
[06:29:43]GAME: <span class='warning'>MAGICIAN WITHOUT A CAUSE (mustardtiger) has set the staff of animation to frankenstein.</span> (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=383;Y=232;Z=2'>Wizard's Den - 383,232,2</a>)

>>183489073
>Making yourself antag
shitmins, everytime

>>183488996
No.

>>183489073
Seriously? Bussing 1 hour into the round? What happened to the "no bus till 2 hour mark" rule?

>>183489304
hippie happend

>>183489304
fuck wiztended desu

>>183488224
I de-adminned then thought let's end the round then re-adminned and added bunch of more wizards then de-adminned again.

>>183488360
>send cleaning crew to clean up the station
>retard decides spreads fuel mixed with blood for some reason
>tool storage hallway is heated and pressurized because of it
>turn him into catbeast instead of banning his dumbass
>"oy vey it is because i didn't play along with your bus."

>>183488508
I think that happened soon after I returned, I was a bit rusty. Sorry bud.

>>183489683
enjoy your deadmin shitter

>>183489683
can you imagine how fucking OP the honk mech would be if the blaster did damage?

>>183489850
>can you imagine how fucking OP the honk mech would be if it shot singularities?
That's how dumb you sound.

>>183489976
emagging a wormhole generator makes it shoot singularities when?

Mustard has been a fucking shit admin since they've returned, someone needs to get logs together and deadmin request.

A round where a bunch of squatters in HoP meeting room and trash it.
Dead pop is the right pop

>>183490076
Logs of what?

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>4 or 5 dudes who hate authority constantly stalking the logs for every single thing they dont like to try and ensure there's as few admins on the server as possible so their own shittery goes unnoticed

>>183490174
go away kolith

>>183490675
kolith hates me so youre pretty far off

>>183491120
>Kolith hates Mustard

wtf??

>>183492474
wtf i love kolith now

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&p=20738#p20738
He is just making a fool of himself now

>>183491120
>>183492474
Kolith hates everyone, including himself.
Therefore it's entirely possible >>183490174 is kolith

>>183492898
gotta attentionwhore as much as possible :)

IT'S 1 HOUR IN MUSTARD SPAWN 9000 WIZARDS

>>183493289
let me just get the 750hp juggernaut out man

>>183489304
it was originally three hours
someone make a deadmin request.
They also PERMABANNED someone for WGW.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=3866&p=20736#p20736

>>183483873
He's a he though.

>>183475597
what happened?

>>183493584
don't know if it matters but Honky Wonky was also antag this round

>>183493584
this guy was spamming ahelps asking if he could read woody got wood in OOC

i pre-emptively told him that if he did it in OOC or ahelps i'd ban him myself

mustard beat me to it

>>183493826
Antags have free-reign over rules unless it's Meta-comms/ERP

Seeing as WGW isn't ERP, someone should de-admin request

>>183493913
Posts Logs :^)it works both ways faggot admins

>>183493913
>mustard beat me to it
Beat you to what? The ban isn't for reading it in OOC or ahelps.

>>183493913
both of you should be fucking deadminned

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LOOK AT THIS HEINOUS DISPLAY OF SEXUAL DEVIANCY
THE CAT'S SPRITE IS LAYERED ABOVE THE CLOWN'S SPRITE
THIS COULD ONLY MEAN THAT THE CLOWN IS SODOMIZING THE CAT
IT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION
WE MUST BAN THIS CLOWN TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN FROM SUCH IMMORALITY

duny for admin

fuck duny

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>>183494215
THE HORROR! Please think of the children. this clown must be stopped.

>>183494034
beat me to banning him

>>183494707
Alright, banning him for what? You said you'd ban him if he read WGW in OOC or ahelps, but he didn't do that, so why would you ban him?

>>183493981
>>183494034
>>183494191
>>183494215
>>183494618
>>183494880
I'd tell you to go make a deadmin request but I doubt that you can defend unbanning a retarded russian raping a cat :^)

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Serious though, banned for WGW done in such a mild manner and just through the newscaster?
Theres either something more behind the reason or these admins are truly shitmins.

I dont even like the russian cockroach, but that vodkanigger really dindu nuffin.

>Rfultra posts a deadmin request for shitty behavior
>He gets banned for greytiding when he wasn't even playing

What the actual fuck. Are the admins not even pretending anymore?

>>183488687

At least in the past, the purpose behind that rule was to prevent meme tier shit like Nigger McFuckface or whatever. I played Assistance Unit for ages and generally got allowed to do so because of the roleplay associated with it.

>>183495072
>raping a cat
What evidence do you have that he was raping that cat?
Did he emote that he was raping the cat?
Did he say that he was raping the cat?

Or are you basing this ban solely because he posted a picture of him and the cat on the same tile?

3hotdogs
2hotdogs, I don't know how he wasn't permabanned for so long. I guess not being a turbo shitter helped. Appeal to your ban on forums.

amazing

>>183495117
he was playing lol? idjit

Post your static name's theme song!

>>183495117
At least try to be not retarded when you shill for someone else.

>>183495334
https://youtu.be/OKi6vTP_Cs4

>>183495334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl4qZ_cE1zY

>>183495334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abf3tm2LWTY

>>183495334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FmAUwojQcE

>>183495525
DUDE THIS SONG IS SO GOOD I CANT BELIEVE SOMEONE ELSE HERE KNOWS FATHER

>>183495334
I'm unoriginal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGgYSqT_S4Q

>>183495334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdHgfp-6-Gk

>>183495768
lol

>>183495334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVvvdM8sjkM

>>183495334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwIdqWvhISc

>>183495334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngk3Urrpa8k

I like ling rounds

>>183495815
>tfw you have hugged sara bonito
be jealous silly boys

>>183495872
debilu

>>183495117

>http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=3865&p=20732&hilit=RFultra

[16:23:54]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Emilia Davidson(rfultra) disarmed Kaylie Morgayn(jeanvoerman) . </font>
[16:23:55]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Kaylie Morgayn(jeanvoerman) disarmed Cory Johnson(listendudeiwannadie) . </font>
[16:23:55]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Emilia Davidson(rfultra) disarmed Kaylie Morgayn(jeanvoerman) . </font>
[16:23:57]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Cory Johnson (listendudeiwannadie) stunned Athena Sloan (headless1) with stun baton</font>
[16:23:58]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Emilia Davidson(rfultra) disarmed Kaylie Morgayn(jeanvoerman) . </font>
[16:23:58]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Kaylie Morgayn(jeanvoerman) disarmed Emilia Davidson(rfultra) . </font>
[16:23:59]ATTACK: Cory Johnson (listendudeiwannadie) Attempted to restrain Athena Sloan (headless1) with the handcuffs.
[16:24:00]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Kaylie Morgayn(jeanvoerman) disarmed Cory Johnson(listendudeiwannadie) . </font>
[16:24:00]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Kaylie Morgayn(jeanvoerman) pushed Cory Johnson(listendudeiwannadie) . </font>
[16:24:00]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Emilia Davidson(rfultra) disarmed Kaylie Morgayn(jeanvoerman) . </font>
[16:24:02]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Kaylie Morgayn (jeanvoerman) stunned Cory Johnson (listendudeiwannadie) with stun baton</font>
[16:24:03]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Emilia Davidson(rfultra) disarmed Kaylie Morgayn(jeanvoerman) . </font>
[16:24:03]ATTACK: Salty McBaton (madtechpriest) fired the taser gun (proj:electrode) at Kaylie Morgayn (jeanvoerman) (273,213,1)
[16:24:03]ATTACK: <font color='red'>MadTechpriest/(Salty McBaton) shot JeanVoerman/(Kaylie Morgayn) with a /obj/item/projectile/energy/electrode</font>
[16:24:05]ATTACK: Salty McBaton (madtechpriest) fired the taser gun (proj:electrode) at the floor (274,212,1)

maybe you should read everything before taking sides

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>>183495872
ty kurwa gnoju

>>183495968
Dude i am so jealous.

>>183495973
JanuszPavulon here

>>183495872
chuju

>>183495976
>Jean Whoreman

>>183495334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0

>>183496016
she's very sweet and puts on an amazing performance every time. think I've met her and the band like 3 times now. She showed up to a dj set of one of the boys she wasn't expected at and sung some songs and hung out and it was great.

>>183496239
SOLARIOUS

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>>183495334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POxrDin4fj4

>>183496803
Are you by any chance Tohru Adachi?

>>183495976
What is this shocking new development?

>>183495117

Admins gotta protect their own. Don't act like you wouldn't do the same.

>>183495334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saFX0VnjAFQ&t=9s

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>>183497069
it's fake news, ignore it.

>>183496954
Aren't we all?

>>183495334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avjMKjvUicE
their name isn't daria

>>183495976

Yeah, I did read it. RF wasn't even the imprisoned troublemaker and just disarmed an officer. It is literally admins spinning shit to ban people deadmin requesting them for their shitty behavior. It was about Dorms and Cory, yet RF walks away with the ban hours later, only after making a deadmin request for shitty admin behavior. HMMMMMMMM.

>>183498040
They ran up to a security officer and started spam disarming them because they arrested their friend.
They have recurring behaviour of greytiding and being a fuckwit towards other players and now they're finally getting shit for it.

>>183498275

Banning people who deadmin request is never ok, even if it is warranted. You open those sorts of things as a separate issue. What Pain did was incredibly wrong on many levels and he should take a serious look at his actions. That is not the kind of thing you want admins to get in the habit of doing. If anyone under him did that, he would be all over their ass for it.

>>183495334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-EHnZ7QDkQ
La la la...

>>183498275

>3 day ban for disarming someone

Wut

>>183498726
>what is history

>>183498040
my boii rfultra dindu nuffin wrong

he was going to college n shieet

>>183498598
He wasn't banned for the deadmin request, stop being so fucking moronic.
It just so happens that their request brought to light their continued shitty play and it was dealt with in one post. Pain could have just banned them and you would have all thrown a bigger hissyfit. He explained himself, don't be a retard.
>>183498726
Rule 7

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>he's an admin
>on the internet
>on a 2d anime spaceman game
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he bans players he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has to take his blood pressure medication
>he bans players that humorously allude to sex with cats because he knows he will never have it in real life
>he will never have a real job
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a donk pocket
>he will never have a "girlfriend" outside of a 2d space game discord channel
>he will never have any friends

>>183499342
>admin
>slowly losing weight

>>183495334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsntlJZ9h1U
my current static

>>183499638
>tfw thought I found a good copy of H2O at a 2nd hand store
>it was just the sleeve
i was so mad

>>183499342
>be admin
>work 50-60 hours a week in a soul and body crushing labor job
>he thinks im not losing weight or getting strong as fuck

jokes on you dumb hotpocket poster

>>183500195
exercise =/= losing weight

>be admin
>nobody notices the difference

Does any here go to the gym or do real exercise? Do you have a good diet?
Or is everyone fat neckbeard/skeleton mode?

>>183500294
now thats a good fucking meme

>>183500467
I don't exercise, but my diet consists entirely of fresh meats and vegetables.

>>183500467
I do weight training 3 times a week and eat well to maintain a good weight and strength.

>>183500467
i have a good diet but it's because i actually like how it tastes and like cooking so i'm kinda lucky there
i do exercise yeah but i haven't gone to the gym for a while

>>183500195

>being a literal janitor in real life

>>183500645
Are you a strong, fit, healthy, autistic spessman anon?
I am too

>>183500467
Hit the gym, lost 130 lbs. At a healthy weight now and getting ready to bulk

>>183500496
If you eat like shit and lift weights you're still going to be fat. Diet is much more important than exercise. Intensive workout is still only going to burn a few hundred calories.

>>183500195
>>183500753
Post dick

>>183498874
>>183498959

>literally defending admins banning players for making deadmin requests.

>>183500698
>work in a warehouse
>bulk salvage/destroy
>tfw I kinda don't like cargo cause it feels like work
If I'm QM I always make techs do the box moving

>>183500793
Not necessarily.
If you eat like shit but burn enough calories, you won't be fat.
That doesn't mean you'll be healthy, but you could at least not be fat.

>>183500753
Not "strong" strong but lean strong. I have a lightweight boxers physique and can throw a mean punch. I'm not autistic though.

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>>183500956
>lean strong
>not autistic while posting on /ss13g/ and playing 2d atmos simulator

>>183500698
>janitor

janitors dont lift 12-20 tonnes of shit by hand every single day 10-14 hours a day

>>183500873
>rfultra not banned for making a deadmin request

>>183498959

You may want to take off those blinders bud, it looks like they are cutting off circulation to your brain. It doesn't matter who it is, the moment you let admins think it is ok to ban players in the deadmin requests they make, you start moving away from an even ground for legitimate admin critique being available. I hate rfultra as a person and a player, but this is just sickening coming from the people who are running the server.

>>183501119
You can be normal and enjoy off the wall things anon.

>>183500467
I drink a lot but I tend to eat very little so I'm a pretty low weight. Something around 130-135 at 5'11

random race and character name round when?

i want to see just how many people would go braindead from not being their snowflake

>>183501618
fuck off, we do those too often anyway.

>>183495117

I have been saying this for a while. Its best to just keep your head down and play the game. vg is a fine server as long as you avoid the people who run it and the admins. The worst part is that they do not even see why it is wrong.

>>183501567
What the fuck are you going on about?
Do you not have the ability to read? Pain explained what he was doing.
Did you want Pain to not ban them?
Did you want Pain to shadow ban him with no explanation?
They're a shitter and they need to learn. This is how you teach people. All you are doing by screaming OMG HE BANNED HIM FOR DEADMIN REQUEST is fear mongering. That was not the fucking case, drop it already.

>>183501747

confirmed for being a shitty snowflake

>>183501912
I'm a good snowflake ;3

>>183501892

>doesn't even understand why you separate issues and avoid banning people directly in the deadmin requests they make.

>>183501567
>Oh so this shitter posted a deadmin request where in that situation he was being a shitter and the admin responded inappropriately
>lets give the shitter a freepass for being a shitter
Literally your brain.

antags never stood a chance against such a full and good security team

>>183495334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O7rIMJVNjY
I'm a cop but i'm bad at it.

>>183502056
IF YOU ARE A SHIT PLAYER
DON'T BRING ATTENTION TO YOURSELF
Of course you are going to get investigated along side what you bring to the table. I know you don't do much in the outside world but when you report crimes you are investigated briefly too. Pain dug in and found some shit. He acted on it. Quit being some kind of contrarian and grow up.

>>183501618
Random name is enough to make most of the retards lose their shit.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&p=20744&sid=e2fb05b1b0addb50674bafa4c6cf9397#p20744
Mustard denied Leonid's appeal

>>183502091

Could you possibly be more dense? He is not defending Rfultra, he is saying that you don't want admins banning people for other issues when the thread is about a deadmin request, especially if it is the person who made the request. It discourages actual admin feedback and scares people away from bringing up actual issues. Get you head out of your ass. They are right, pain was in the wrong for doing it. That was not the time or place for such and it looks really fucking bad to the community.

>>183501618
forcing random name is fine, forcing random appearance is fine
forcing me to be an ayy lmao is where I draw the line

>>183502475
Good.

>>183502475
To be fair, it wasn't his appeal.
I'm pretty sure we don't allow people to appeal on behalf of others' bans.

>>183502568
The only one scaring people away from feedback is you.

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What part of the following statement do people not understand?

>"For the record I am not banning you for the deadmin request, (...) I am banning you for your history and your behavior in this round."
>"I am banning you for your history and your behavior in this round."

How do we know kammerjunk is actually a gril?

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Stop discussing gay shit like MrPain and Rfultra and start discussing

>WHERE IS MY SHORT HAIR TOMBOY EXCITABLE WAIFU

>>183502568
>It's so hard not being a shitter admins shouldn't ban me for being a toe the line fag constantly!

>>183502568
>be a shit
>admin does shit to me
>oh shid let me post a deadmin request
>get tempbanned for 3 days for being shit
>admin got the worse end of it with half of his flags gone and no guarantee to get it back

>>183502358

Actually that isn't how it works for the exact reason they are saying. You wait and make a separate issue of it. If you start banning people in the same swoop that they report stuff, you break community trust and you develop an environment where people don't want to interact with authority and report stuff. That is why there is such a massive move away from such in the USA at the moment because of the studies regarding such.

They're back, nobody respond to their posts, do not reply to them in the pisscord. Do not pay attention when they post their appeal.

>>183503270
who

>>183503308
The arch-nemesis of the Ash Surfer.

>>183502952

Did you even read the thread. He spawned N2O because of the other person. He just went back after the fact and saw RF disarmed the officer too. His admin shittery wasn't even about RF until after the fact when he reworded it to be such.

>4. Erotic RolePlaying (ERP) is not allowed on this server. Doing so invites the admins to mess with you in whatever manner they please Policy has been changed: ERP now results in a warning then bans. Additionally, ERP without the consent of the other party is a no-warning permaban. Same goes for disturbing sexual behavior.
>warning then bans

Was he warned about ERPing before and then banned because this incident not being the first ERP, or did mustardtiger really take an NPC's feelings into consideration? (ERP without the consent of the other party is a no-warning permaban)

>>183503270
I've always been here.

As a human, how can you space someone without also spacing yourself?

>>183503598
Magboots, or build a chair and buckle yourself on it

http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/119
Bring this into effect today. They are back and must be stopped.