/twg/ - Total War General:

FIRST FOR MANNLET

>>183322883
this general is only for munging not furries

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G O B L I N S

>>183322883
Skaven are for force-munging.

The Great Necromancer isn't Great, Okay

>>183322970
what the fuck is munging? urban dictionary says it's something to do with data transfer

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which beastmen start position is best

is it possible to pirate dlc if I buy the base game

>>183323113

The grave.

>>183323081
Dude, if you don't know, trust me when I say you don't want to know.

For the love of god, stop encouraging them.

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>>183323113
balls deep in a wardancer ;)

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Is there a mod that lets you be the lord of change in the campaign?

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Goblin Dabbing

Will the following playable in TWW2?

>Amazons
>Greenskins
>Vampire Colony
>Norscan Colony

>>183322695
>Only one Embed

I don't comprehend

>>183323148
Yup. No protection on the DLC.

>>183323305
Hahahahah.
In the combined campaign.
Eventually.
You can make your own colonies, I guess.

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CA really should have implemented the loot system from Shogun 2 to TWWH. It sucked that you get loot from your legendary lord and you get no cosmetic changes. Also, the multiplayer from shogun 2 would have been perfect for this setting with all the faction wars going on. Units being able to get veteran status and customizing their colors and specializing them would have been great. But yeah the Warhammer map would have been perfect for the multiplayer revamp like Shogun 2 had.

>>183323384

But there is a Vampire colony in the new world.

>>183323081
Okay dude, so you dig up a recently dead chick with your friend. One of you then puts his mouth around the corpse's vajayjay. then the other guys stomps as hard as he can on the corpse's gut, causing your mouth to be filled with semiliquified guts, the inner lining of the vagina, and some piss.

Forced munging is also totally hot.

>>183322883
>N O
>O

>>183323474

The degeneracy of this world will never seize to amaze me.

>>183323469
That's going to be 15 burgers.

>>183323474
what the fuck

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>>183322975
There's only one thing I like more than killing goblins: Drinking Stirlander wine while goblins starve to death. But, boy, do I ever have debts to collect in Tilea. So many debts I think I'll sack and raze all of their cities. Never fuck with the Imperial Treasury.

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>>183323548

fug

GUYS, DOES ROME 2 ALLOW ME TO ENSLAVE AND ERADICATE THE JEWSSSSSSS????

What Warhammer races eat their prisoners?

Reminder that people who whine about /pol/ are probably from reddit

>>183323963
where you see monsters i see doctors and engineers

>>183324065

Vampires eat "some" of it.

>>183323973
YOU FUCKING JEEEEEEEWWWWWWW, I'LL GET YOU FOR THIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS

>>183323474
How long before we a 'munging edition' thread?

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>>183324093

Reminder that people who whine about munging are probably from reddit

>>183324065
Beastmen, Skaven, Zombies, Vampires (blood drinking), Orcs, Goblins, Ogres, Fimir, Dark Elves, Nurgle Cultists, Slaaneshi Cultists, sometimes Wood Elves, etc.

Reminder that people who promote munging are probably from reddit.

>>183323179
>DID YOU REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR THROGG?

Reposting the smut anon made last thread: https://pastebin.com/jyixbyvi

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

>>183324065
Greenskins and Beastmen.

>>183324223
Yea, don't knock it 'till you've tried it. Fucking assholes dismissing something they've never experienced.

>>183324397
part II when

>>183324403
MUNGE
THE ETERNAL FETISH

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Reminder we must gas all history/fantasy partisans, furries, infiltrating /pol/tards, mungers and reddit scum.

>>183324751

Who'd be left at that point?

>All this hype for Krell
>He is just some shitty summoned unit who gives 0 impact on the game
Ooh my fucking god CA.

After krell update. Azhag is shittest tier
>mfw

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>>183324751
>posts Warhammer 40k pic, the inferior GW Universe
>accuses other people of being scum
Fuck off and die, derailer.

>>183324797
Me. I post screenshots every now and then and talk about the game.

>>183324497

Give up Anon.

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>only one character strong enough to purify this general
>STILL NOT ANNOUNCED

>>183324887
Odds are, he'll be buffed when Norsca comes out.

>>183324887
Azhag has the lord of death and a flying mount.

>>183324497
I'll write it sometime between tomorrow and Next Saturday. In case it takes me until next Saturday, I'll let you know that it'll be a big beastman rape gangbang.

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>>183324926

So do I! I play, and screenshot and report back with silly RP.

>>183325072
>gobbo archers

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>>183324893


get gassed, scum

>>183325169
Do you use nay graphics mods for those zombies? Their flesh looks really nice.

>>183325072
All orc lords save Grimgor get a wyvern, and Azhag can't even begin to unlock Death Magic until level 14 or so. He's also shit in melee and has maybe the worst starting units of any lord in the game.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KEMMLER

THESE GOBBOS... THEY PIN ME DOWN, I CAN'T MOVE!!!

*disintegrates in pile of gobbos*

>>183325327

I do! It's called Dirty Zombies: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=760237805

I get the colored edition, which makes them wear uniforms from all human provinces. Makes for some nice eyecandy.

>>183325335
This. Hes absolute garbage.

>>183325167
How about a juvenile beastman who gets captured by dark elf slavers and sold as a curiosity to a hot delf milf who uses sexual frustration to fuel his career as a gladiator until he's finally earned the right to fuck her?

I'm a lot more interest in the supposed overhaul to the old factions with norsca update.

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What empire heroes are worth it in the GC? Witch hunters? Warrior priests? Captains? I know most of the mages are good buff bots.

Also are Arch Lectors worth it?

>>183325536
I'm usually more into maledom, but that seems like it would make a fun story assuming she never lets him fuck her and he eventually just kills all her guards and rapes her.

>>183325438
Me:
>Kemmler summons zombies to bog down the surrounding goblins
>Krell kills the one surrounding him
>now free to walk away
You:
>herp derp why am I an badplayer
>guys I shit my bed again

>>183324332
>current year
>not voting for THROGG
It's almost as if you don't want to make the Troll Country great again...

>>183325536
Change it in to juvenile Minotaur t trust me.

Throgg is gay.

>>183323170
>>183323219
I'm serious I can't decide.
Khazrak, malagor, or morghur

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>Not going full MONSTER MASH with Throgg

>>183325635
I like the Warrior priests

>>183325850
DELETE THIS

>>183325721
>spoilers
Naturally, and of course that was also what she was after the whole time.
>>183325817
A fated beastlord is big enough, and less retarded.

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>>183325901
Malagor has one of the worst starting positions in the game.

Khazrak is okay but Bretonnia buffs made poopoopeepeeing their nations hard.

Morghur is comfy in middenland but you don't get to spam minos.

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>>183325850

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>>183325906
>>183325906
>Not raiding and slaving all the humans with monsters so you get breeding stock.

>>183325850
nice fake news

>>183325763
you:
>has kemmlar summon zombies
me:
>has kemmlar spam invocation of nehek on krell for the entire battle
>krell kills the goblins, and the orcs, and the trolls, and grimgor

>>183326013
what's so bad about malagor's position?

>>183326013
Malagor can easily escape the badlands in just a few rounds.
>>183326141
Krell still has a regen cap, and your army still has limited magic. Locking troublesome units down with well-placed zombie summons for like 6 mp each is extremely efficient if done tactically.

>>183325850
t. Sigvald the Troll Urinal.

>>183326361
I bet Sigvald finally found satisfaction in those last, pissy moments of his life.

>>183323862
Ok, I did some research and I found out that there is no official Jew faction in Rome 2, but the Seleucid faction was in control of Judea at the time. So I guess I will have to use them as a substitute and enslave and eradicate them instead.

>>183326525
Imperator augustus campaign has a judea faction.

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are there any good unit mods that are compatible with SFO

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>>183326504
>>183326361

>>183326525
>play Rome
>want to exterminate Jews
>no Jew faction
>I'll exterminate whoever has Judea then
>realize Rome controls Judea
Wat do?

>>183325335
>Azhag can't even begin to unlock Death Magic until level 14 or so

What are you talking about, just like every other legendary heroes you can unlock magic skills at level 2... His only flaw is to have shitty starting units. Aside from that he's a lore of death wizard with amazing melee capability, he has 60 in attack, 70 armor and 400 dmg with a big portion of it being AP.

There aren't many wizards in the game who can shit on regular melee characters like he does.

>>183326673
Errrr...That's only true in Attila. ERE controls Judea there.

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>finally get Leoncouer to siege Mousillon
>also supported by Alberic and Lyonesse
>AH BY SIG-
>their stacks are all cavalry
>battle starts
>their cavalry all charge to the gates and blob in there
>Bretonnia's siege towers were filled with peasants and once destroyed the peasants just routed
>two giant cavalry blobs
>Pyrrhic victory

Who is the Donald Drumpf of the Warhammer universe?

>>183326673
Try to stop being edgy maybe?

>>183326664
Make him purple and call him a girl, and you have Slaanesh.
>>183326748
>just like every other legendary heroes you can unlock magic skills at level 2
You're playing with a mod then. Vanilla Azhag can't invest in Death Magic until he's completed the quest for the crown, which is started around level 12-14.
>>183326859
But historically true for some time.

>>183326629
Are you sure? It only lists these playable factions

Marc Antony
Lepidus
Octavian
Pompey
Iceni
Marcomanni
Dacia
Egypt
Parthia
Armenia

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>>183326990
>killing kikes
>edgy

>>183326986
Grom da Paunch.
>>183326990
Impossibru.

>>183326993
>But historically true for some time.
Yea I know there was a time when Rome controlled the Jews, but it isn't really the situation when you start a campaign in Rome 2, so I don't know how his greentext would even work out

>>183327085
those are the playable ones yes. But judea is a faction in game. It is a vassal to marc antony.

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>>183326986

>>183327250
spotted t_donald kekistani

>>183327216
It was more of a "what if" built on his desire to Holocaust the Jews, and how far he would be willing to go for his cause.

>>183326660
The SFO author made a collection of compatible mods in the workshop, you moron.

>>183326990
>Giving them an express ticket to be one with their God
>Edgy
I mean, how old are you, man? I can't believe you've lived how long on this Earth being this stupid.

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It is now July, a chill wind blows in Naggaroth but the sea of malice is beginning to thaw. From Ghrond, a messenger comes bearing word of an ancient prophecy involving the lands of north Lustria. The Hag Queens offer many sacrifices to Khaine, while their underlings train relentlessy. Meanwhile the Druchii of Clar Karond whip their slaves ceaselessly in preparation for the Witch-Kings coming campaign.
A great fleet is being assembled and the armies of the Druchii arm themselves for total war, domination by a best elf/FIMIR soon!

>>183327323
I don't know man, they're both autistic shouting memers.

>>183327243
Ah good enough. Grand Campaign would have been perfect, but it will have to do. It's time to go Jewstomping

>>183327346
The guy isn't updating it anymore retard

>>183327332
Well why isn't there a command to holocaust the population in one of your settlements?

>>183327658
I bet CA is run by the Jews, why else wouldn't there be a Holocaust option?

>>183327658
Because it never happened

>>183327658
same as for victoria 2, paradox are known holocaust deniers

>>183327625
That's wrong though, you fucking retard. He has a patreon and a full team of modders and updates the mod weekly.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=704361604

>Mannlet fucks up and sieges The Moot while I've got Balthasar on it
>even the autoresolve bar says he's fucked

>rout three of his armies within three turns
>he pays me 9000 monies to go away
Wow he really is a beta.

>>183327501
Karl doesn't whine about fake altdorf press and is far more fit than Trump

>>183325167
I'm interested in Taetta's future. Does the Gor devour her or allow her to carry the fetus to term? Does she become a permanent slave of the warherd?

>>183327760
>>183327761
I didn't mean a literal "Holocaust" option. I meant something more like "Raze" where you destroy the settlement, except it's your own. Kinda like amputating a finger to save the rest of the hand.
I imagine it's kinda like you're Emperor and you're thinking:
>These fucking rebels have been fucking around and messing things up for me in this place.
>I need to make an example of them for the rest of my vassal states to fall in line
>"General, I want you to burn their city to the ground and leave no survivors. Let their screams and blood be an example that in Rome, there is only one God, and that is the EMPEROR!!!!!"
>"Also don't forget to take some of them and plant their impaled bodies infront of our vassal states and affix a big wooden board, written on it is "This is a man from Judea. This is what happens to disloyal people"
It's just normal ruler stuff.

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Guys, I need advise. I'm around turn 50 and pushing into the fleshlings lands when Autism General wants to bro up.

I'm thinking about taking him up on it until Chaos arrives and we can fuck them together. Go raid some orcs in the south while I wait, and make sure the manlet-dwarfs know their place in the meanwhile.

However turn 50 might be a little early to start hugging the bloodbags.

The alternative is just biding my time and letting my corruption flow freely to the neighboring provinces. What does Vampire Corruption even do and why do I care if it spreads?

>>183328358
>slaughtering an entire city full of your subjects is normal ruler stuff
Go munge or something.

>battles run just fine on ultra settings
>campaign map has 15fps
How do I fix this without buying anything?

Whats the difference between Bretonnia, Bordeleaux and Carcassonne regarding the playstyle?

>>183328536
2D portrait

>>183328470
>What does Vampire Corruption even do and why do I care if it spreads?
Living armies start taking attrition, public obedience drops and can turn into undead uprisings, your troops start to heal, and it becomes generally easier to build and maintain the city and army.

>>183328508
Ok, you would make a suck-ass ruler. You're the kind that gets assassinated 2 months in for being too fucking weak.

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>>183326013
Decided to go with Khazrak since he is the faction leader, and the opening cinematic is about him.
> that weird, creepy chanting during the cinematic
shit was spooky

>>183328639
>Bretonnia has a good start
>Bordeleaux has a pointlessly shitty start
>Carcassonne has a boring start

>>183328681

So play the long game then? One of the advantages to being a Cunt is that I'm immortal so I can wait.

That being said, I have a feeling that his economy is stronger than mine (I only make about 5k a turn) so I'm a little worried I'll have played right into his hands if I start cutting him slack.

Maybe sack the Border Princes a little?

>>183328639
Difference is with Bretonnia, you start out with a combat beast LL who will become unstoppable after your gobbo uprising.

With Bordaleux you get the marine jew who you park in marienburg and do nothing with ever.

>>183328315
Depends on how the story naturally develops, but right now I'm thinking a Realms of Chaos style slow corruption until she is a fully corrupted slave.

>>183328764
>>Carcassonne has a boring start
You get to fuck up Khazrak and annex Estalia for that uncontested corner blobbing, shit is cash.

>>183328856
Only if you're OK with a weakened buffer zone between you and da green east.

>>183328902
>attacking your fellow man
Unchivalrous.
Also, you're still stuck in your corner of the map for the first 20 turns.

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The Reik will run red.

>>183329091
Go full corrupt Enchantress. Build brothels and temples and make unprovoked attacks on neighbors.

>>183329034

The Dawi are actually doing pretty well in this campaign, I actually think they've got most of the badlands under their control. That's just guesswork though, I don't actually know anything.

I just want to sack more humies so I can build settlements and raise my income.

>>183329265
Go for it then. The Border Princes suck anyway, their peasants won't be worse off under Mannlet.

>>183328868
What's LL? A lord?

Also, are their units different? I saw that bretonnia was the only one which had the pegasus knight on the highlight thing, while the others had a blessed catapult and other stuff. Are those the only units that are different or there's more?

>>183328708
And you're the kind that history remembers as "that mad cunt" like Nero

>>183329406

Thanks! I'll do that. Time to crusade against border-niggers.

>>183329253
Well that's certainly an idea.

>>183329425
LL = Legendary Lord
i.e. Karl Franz, Grimgor Ironhide, Mannfred von Carstein.

>>183329504
Teach the world why you should never trust a knife-ear.

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>tfw ingame Wulfrik isn't nearly as top-tier husbando as cinematic Wulfrik

suffering

>>183329435
Where did I say that I'd do it for no reason? Fuck off weakshit

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>>183324887

J U S T

>>183329672
He's Ungrim's estranged half-dwarf son, I'm telling you. Same hair, same beard, he even has the same "fight strongest enemy you can find" mentality.

is kemmler worth playing as yet or should I wait for norsca?

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>>183323586

A vote for Throgg is a vote for taking a piss on pathetic human "champions" of chaos.

Also I swear to god there had better be an achievement for killing Sigvald with Throgg in the grand campaign.

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ASININE

>>183330183
>C
>H
>A
>R
>I
>O
>T
>S

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>>183330183
I hate Surtha Ek so god damn much

>>183330183
>>183330280
i dont get this meme, where did it start

>>183326525
It would have been cool if there was a Jewish faction to play as

>>183330386

Surtha Ek likes chariots
And the AI is really fucking good with chariots

So its both a mix of frustration and hate for meme armies

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>>183330386
THIS MEME IS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION

>>183330386
>meme

It's not a meme. Chariots are a micro'ers wet dream. You can rape 4-full-stack armies with those bastards.

>>183330386
ASININE MORTAL!

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>tfw Surtha Ek meme will die with the norsca patch

First they neutered tree hitler
Now surtha ek

Who will be next?

>>183330645

VAMPIRE CUNTS

Who am I kidding.

>>183330645
i dont get the tree hitler meme?

what is it?

>>183330645
They're giving him a chariot, though. Plus mods, there'll surely be an "old way" mod for Varg.

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>>183330645
>tfw Surtha Ek meme will die with the norsca patch
>HE HASNT HEARD

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Which vampire faction is more fun?

>tfw no "Immortality ain't free" edit or some shit like that featuring Surtha Ek

>>183330759
Before bretonnians were in the game, wood elves would conquer the entire world in the blink of an eye, generally led by durthu, so everyone compared durthu tactics with blitzkrieg and his rapid expansion, anschluss.

In the end, forest reich and tree hitler were just common conclusions

>>183330883

Mannlet is more powerful, but Vlad's more fun.

>>183330759
Durrthu the blitzkrieg Ent wants leafensraum and is willing to genocide anyone to get it.

>>183330823

ASININE
MORTAL

>>183330823
ASININE MORTAL
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>>183330823
That's a poor replacement for chariot doomstacks. Or a worthy memento of weirder, simpler times in the face of Norsca being massively improved. Depends on how you see it.

WHy Surtha Ek really reminds me of mad max's Immortan Joe?

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>>183330427
>wanting to play as Jews

Was Krell released to make up for the no-stream blunder?

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BUT

>>183330921
Having two Winds in one LL is pointless since you don't get more skills and Death can be covered by a single vampire. Vlad on the other hand is the most insanely overpowered LL in the game with Siege Attacker, global passive XP gain, the most movement in the game, and his absurd buff when paired with Isabella. Plus top tier melee stats.

>>183331294
grace a cute

>>183331485
>most powerful
>gets knockback from cycle charge

ELL OHHH LELL

>>183331498
Grace a paid to pretend she's hep to the community culture.

>>183331498
Shes a slut

So I've just started playing TWWH, how am I supposed to play chaos? Seems like I can only afford upkeep for 1 army, though that was mostly chaos warriors. Am I supposed to be running multiple stacks of trash instead?

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welp, finally managed to link shit to someone else's mod

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>>183331645

>>183331485
>no
>mount

>>183331680

Imagina what goes through Grace's head
>all these stinking disgusting beta men trying to score with me, as if these nauseating pigs ever had any chance
or
>Fucking nerds jesus christ, who cares so much about a video game anyway? Look at how much they whine about not paying for shit, god they have no lives

Is it possible to mod the game and create a user created mini-campaign?

>>183331862
Not. The answer is to not play Chaos.

>>183331862
Wait until Norsca release for the definitive Chaos playthrough or play Beastmen

>>183331862
Chaos is a really bad choice for the first campaign since it's widely regarded as the worst one.

Nevertheless, Chaos is all about momentum. You don't stay above the gain to upkeep line, you sack new settlements faster than your upkeep eats your cash.

>>183331862

Chaos is literally forgotten by CA right now

Meanwhile VC get their 6th content update

>>183332171
Chaos is going to be the focus of the third expansion.

Wow.......

Kemmler gets a new summon......
It's Krell......

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>>183331941
That's why Leo is the patrician choice. She's so desperate for male validation she she became a gamer gurl who streams anime murder games. Can't get enough of us.

>>183332371
so this is the power..............of the undead........

>>183331867

Is that SweetFX I see Anon?

>>183332486
no.
I just wanted to showcase that I managed to use someone else's unit cards for my AoR mod.

Kahl Fwansh ish naht mai leddah!!

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>>183332404
>liking anime is a positive thing

>>183332536

Oh, good on you then!

>>183332560
liking anime is a positive thing

>>183331941
She probably wanted to make games, and instead her boss has her doing PR with the most autistic vidya fanbase in existence.

>>183332560
Liking anime is a good thing in moderation. Just like anything else pal

so is the norsca patch going to bring all the old world factions up to speed before the release of warhammer 2?

or will that happen at the combined map phase?

>>183332740
Is munging good in moderation?

>>183332827

Depends what you mean by up to speed, apparently every race is getting something, we have no clue what that means.

But yes it's happening when norsca is added on the 10th of august.

>>183332864
Everything is except cuckoldry

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>>183324887
>Gobbo archers

>>183332827

They said they're going to give some love to all factions with a patch alongside the release of Norsca but I don't believe them.

>>183332827

the former
Everyone getting something

I hope vampires get nothing tho

>>183332950
True, cuckoldry and NTR are good no matter what.

>>183331941
I like to think she's the former and that she'd give me a disdainful handjob with a scowl on her face because of how pitiful I am to her

>>183329672
thanks the dark gods frankly. Wulfrik should be an ugly cunt

>>183332680
>>183332740
Manchilds

>>183332864
Absolutely, just clean up after yourself. Be sure to eat up

>>183333018
More like a spray of Mace to your face.

>>183322695
GODSDAMNIT!
Playing as Von Carsteins. Turn 190, I've got all of Sylvania, Stirland and Ostermark, Along with Pleifdorf. All is good, I've not long taken the Southern Oblast over the space of around 15 turns.And everywhere North and West as far as Talabecland is wasteland.

Isobel and Vlad are just South of Praag having curbstomped Surtha frigging Ek and 2 other fullstack Varg armies for the 5th time in around 10 turns. Archie's on the board and I'm thinking "Not gonna take Praag, get ready for them to come South."

Nope, Chaos Warriors come up from the South to Pleifdorf turn 191, 6 fullstack armies just steamrollering me into the ashes.

>>183333027
Just like everyone else in this thread and on this board, including yourself.

>>183333143
shut up and leak info to me grace

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>>183333027

>>183329672
>those wolves
bueno

>>183332560
>he never fucked a girl into anime
They do the kinkiest shit, 10/10 in the sack, unless theyre whales, then just steer clear

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>Vlad will never stomp Vampire-chan's guts into your mouth

>>183333325
How do I fuck a girl into becoming anime?

>>183333280
>tfw you will never use Griffith as a LL for your Dogs of War army

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>>183333368

>tfw you will never be a beastman who find a volumptuous female villager who secretly craves beastman cock
>you will never put your beasty boy in her pussy

>>183333425
Kek, anon.

who is leo?

new qt?

I m an oldfag and only know joey

Is it ever worth embedding non-magic heroes in your armies?

>>183333325
They generally are disgusting losers

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>tfw you will never win the Everqueen's heart by being the most righteous of champions
>you will never marry and start a family with the Everqueen

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>>183333280
When you fuck old men, all you can taste is their salty seed.

>>183333901
Pot meet kettle

WHERE IS KRELL?

Picked azhag this time to see if the memes are true. Start was frustrating but damn he becomes a beast later on.

>>183333598

Well, you will put it in her puss, the only thing is if she wants ir or not, it's happening either way bud, learn your traditions, rape is expected

>>183333901
>they have no shame and dirty minds
In the words of the late, great, Ol' Dirty Chinese Restaurant:
>Yo, you niggaz, niggaz be actin like
>They be lovin them, them them fancy bitches
>I, I likes me a nasty bitch
>Bitch that's willing to do anything at any given time
>Bitch gotta be nasty cuz I'm a nasty nigga
>I do anything baby, I wouldn't give a fuck what it was
>I'll, ah, anything - I'm a nasty motherfucker girl

>>183334159
disintegrating

Blood Bowl 2 is on sale for $10. It any good?

>>183334663
people who emulate niggerspeak should be shot

>>183334768
It's good but it has a very low player count

>>183334908
That's fine by me, I hate playing with people. Single player any fun?

>>183334328
>Start was frustrating but damn he becomes a beast later on
He becomes the same as a regular Death Sorcerer or a Chinese knock-off Mannlet.
>>183334795
You don't think the quotee in question might be an actual nigga?

>>183334978

Not him, but I have 60 hours in it and I rev it up every month to add a few more to that list. Yeah it's fun.

>>183334768

Watch a video of it to see if you like the gameplay and the concept, but IMO it's one of the best and most faithfully translated vidya adaptation of tabletop GW game. The previous BB game is also damn good.

>>183335030
it should be put down as well

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Talk about historical damnit

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>>183335189
t. Malekith

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>>183333802
New CA PR girl/video editor

>>183335237

You'll get plenty of discussion after the China game comes out.

>>183335189
When I said "the late [nigga]," do you think I meant he'd missed an appointment?

>>183335237

Meaningless. Whatever historic TW they release it will probably never outsell TW. And sooner or later they're going to drop history all together.

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>>183335326
>China game

>>183322695
>birb.jpg
Why is this being spammed in /twg/ what is it about?
>what did it mean by this?

>>183335331
this is getting sidetracked

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>>183335326

if it's china I will fucking end myself

>>183335502
Just like your intellectual development.

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>>183335326
>China

Arr rook same

Empire 2 when?

>>183335512
>It will be Total War: Romance of the Three Kingdoms
>You get legendary lords with skills like the fantasy version of the novel
>DO NOT CHASE LUBU

>>183335607
They said the next historical title was gonna be new, I believe

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>>183335564
you wound me anon

>>183335607
empire 2 would be great, especially if it could start just before the 30 years war and maybe end with napoleon

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>>183335326
I want it now and Medieval 3
>>183335368
They'll lose a lot of people if they do that.

>>183335781
Sorry brah, it was too good an opportunity to pass up.

>>183335840
>They'll lose a lot of people if they do that.

Probably. But the awesome power of fantasy-autism is practically at the point where they'll probably make way more money releasing Game of Thrones: Total War or something.

Don't get me wrong, I want there to be a new history game, but one thing CA have proven is that they're jewish enough to go where the buck is.

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>>183335697

>CA finally has the right ideas to go forward with games featuring firearms tactics
>CAs engine is still running strong and the dev team knows how to use it
>have awesome army traits that would apply well to that era
>great graphics design
>instead will waste it on china or some stupid shit
>the next time they hit the colonial period will be with a new fucking engine where everything is a buggy god damn mess just like Empire total war

>>183335958
>not hopping on the Daenerys "YAAAAAS QUEEEEN SLAY" moneymachine

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Easily the best trailer since 'OVER THE ALPS PERHAPS?!!?'

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>>183335697

Well fug. I wanted to rule the waves and subjugate the native people of wherever.

>>183336031
What if it's a Renaissance/pike and shot era?

>>183335936
desu that didn't really mean anything
>>183336198
considering it's from got it's probably nothing you want to know about

>>183336198
GRL PWR ;D

>>183336103
I certainly looks good.
That CG when the giant is going down really captured that Ray Harryhausen animated model look, which I really dug.

>>183336196
>play the Swiss
>stomp all over shitty landsknechts, taking no prisoners
>become outgunned after a couple of centuries
>game over
I'd play it.

>>183335425
AAAAAAHHHH

[Insert faction/City here]

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>>183335251
Welp looks like it's over lads, she's been B L A C K E D. And just when that choker looked so promising. We had a good run. F.

>>183336198
>>183336323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2hGRsdltbg

YAAASS QUEEEN

>>183336294
I'm not really sorry, either.

So Krell is pretty powerful. Not only is he a good damage dealer, each strike entire squads of soldiers are thrown around. Kemmler needs to be near him, and using his magic to heal him.

A horrible lord had turned pretty good because of this.

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Fantasy fags lost to it. Laugh at them.

>>183336448
raciss

>>183336618

Chaos is an unbeatable, all-knowing, all-powerful thing, anon. Anyone would lose.

>>183336618
But I like both

>>183336618
If losing means getting TW: the End Times without being constrained by GW's End Times, then losing is how I won. I have sympathy for tabletop players, but I was never into that.

>>183336547

ok

Can we now please address the elephant in the room and fix Chaos mechanics + give a unique ability, LIKE TRULY UNIQUE to all the other legendary lords?

>>183336618
>Drop one of the deepest, most developed fantasy universes that exists with decades of world building
>Replace it with that shit

GW dun fucked up.

>>183336294
>considering it's from got
It's not from got at all.

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>>183336448
wow she looks like she could cosplay leia

>>183336463
what the everliving fuck happened tgo this show

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theres something endearing about the empire's livery

>>183337184
SJW

>>183337184
They ran out of book material about a season ago didn't they?

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>>183335669
And the unit models are taken straight out of Dynasty Warriors WOOOOOOOOOOO

It would be the best Total War, EVER

>>183337286
yes.

>>183336871
You'd need to have actual tits to do that.

>>183337306
please kill yourself chinkaboo

>>183337434
I prefer to be addressed as a Sinoboo.

>>183337286
Everything they do apparently has Martin's approval tho, they're literally working from his notes.

>>183337190
Wow, that looks pretty cool, much better than the most reskins that just add plate armour to everybody. And colours just look right. Shame about clipping though.

>>183337190
>Empire's livery
>Not Reikland

>>183337516
There are massive deviations from the books already. I imagine lardass doesn't really give a shit what they put in the show anymore.

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>try out capture anywhere campaign mod
>play as von carstein, conquer the eastern mountains
>hey this is pretty neat
>140 turns later Archaon still hasn't shown up because Brettonia colonized 80% of Norsca and the survivng chaos armies run around the map playing chicken, so no one kills them and they don't attack anything

I've made a terrible mistake

>>183337570
eh, clipping is part of total war.
I think that this is possibly the best empire reskin, bringing the renaissance aesthetic to the lads.

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>>183337434
>He doesn't want to lead a faction as the most ambitious man who ever existed
LAMER

>>183337645
Sorry, I was just testing my mod.

>>183337679

Should've just gotten that mod that lets every faction build Welf style outposts.

Haven't played this series much since Rome and Medieval 2, but Warhammer has me back. Does sieging not cause attrition to units inside the settlements anymore?

>>183337679
Only thing that mod would be good for is exterminating the Dwarf faction for the vampires. Oh wait, maybe that's what you did it for.

At least the combined campaign will have some sort of balanced version of this.

>>183337789
It takes some turns for the attrition to kick in (starving)
For some reason, Warhammer siege times are really long, like 10 turns just to start the starving

>>183337789

Sieges don't exist anymore.

They never happen

>>183337758
from reading the rotk manga i always saw caocao as red, liu bei as blue and the southern faggot as yellow

>>183337968
The rats in Warhammer have more meat on them when the citizens get desperate.

>>183337968
Weird. I could see making it more race specific, like making dwarfs immune to it since they have their underways but beyond that it seems pretty ridiculous. You kind of have to rush before chaos shows up. You can't take your time.

Wait so Old Friend is Krell?
Didn't they say it was going to affect every faction, in a small way?

On a related note, how big are Warhammer cities population-wise?

Krell out now!

Also another Steam sale for Warhammer over the weekend

>>183332827
Nothings getting brought up to speed they're going to fuck it all up somehow.
It's too good to be true and my hype glands have been exhausted from the last few months so im trying to soften expectations

>>183338214
You are so confused. You are like baby. The "juicy hot stuff for every faction" is the FLC paired with the Norsca DLC. Krell has nothing to do with this, don't bring that sack of useless bones into this.

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Will they fix WoC? It's easily the most tedious campaign, but I'm an emo kid and love the dark gods.

The roster is bland compared to the other factions and there's no mechanics outside of the horde, with Norsca it looks like WoC are going to be even more lackluster than before.

It's like the WoC faction was just tacked on at the end to have a playable chaos faction in the first game, and I hope that there will be a full overhaul of how chaos works, but I don't know how incentivized they are to spend time and money on making content for DLC they've already sold.

Is this the price of heresy onii-chan?

>>183338070
Well I don't think they were color-coded in real life when they were still alive. If that's how you see them, then go for it.

>>183338361
>>183338365
But what are they actually doing to the other factions?

>>183338372

I would assume any major Chaos overhaul will occur with the third game, when they add demons and shit.

>>183338372
It's the price of falling for the DLC jew, you weak-ass no willpower faggot

>>183338440
Spraying them with Mammoth Milk

>>183331485
it's not about the lores, it's about his sword you dingus

Best way to actually build Manlett (though least fluffy) is to make him tanky as possible and forget a lot of magic and just bring other vamps along for that. Every time he's in melee he has arcane conduit up so having to pull him out to use spells is actually pretty meh.

>>183338530

I've won the best goy award for the past three years, don't ever post at me or my wife's son again.

>>183338372
Norsca will be your best bet until Warham 3.

They won't make paid DLC for paid DLC factions, and they won't work on any Non-Vampires for free

>>183338704
I won best goy in 2013 when I bought X: Rebirth on release.

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>>183337306

It's okay to be wrong.

>>183338232
Big human cities hover around 100k

>>183338858
Only thing wrong here is someone didn't abort you.

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>>183338974

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>>183338803

I pre-ordered sword of the stars 2.

>>183339193
>Pre-ordering ANYTHING
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

>>183339319
I'll be a good goy for TW:W2 when Norscas available. Don't you like getting stuff? Why not?

>>183339193

I backed Star Citizen.