/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

>>183141543
>named fr4gger
>caps

Fucking Lying Little Binch

>>183141613
Oh shit, i'm sorry

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post yfw pyro update comes next year

@183141710
Sorry fer wut

For giving you (You)

>it's a "6 level 150 players on the enemy team with 4k hours on record" episode

^183141887
^183141923
our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our fraggs, especially since they're such good size and all.

!183142197
Sometimes, when i roll out to mid, i get an airshot

hmmm

can i erp

>>183142462
Sure, add me ;)

(183142421)
Well, my daddy taught me how to airstrafe so you wouldnt get hit by airshots.

id?

》183142637
Would you teach me?

○183142798
I'd be right happy to
(They then spent the better part of an hour in a badlands me server helping each other improve)https://youtu.be/cE9GD_6FZMY

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I love a happy ending.

stare of real fr4gger

i like the way he looks at me

>tfw no b4nnybf to teach me advanced tactics and rollouts
Time to end it all boys.

>>183143430
who's this retard

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This picture tells an entire story

lol internetz

@183144196
You watch your fucking MOUTH

watch your profanity

>tfw b4nny held you close last night
<3

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>>183141543
hahahahahaHAAAAAAA

I've created a new wave of brapp posting, valve, please, release the update so I don't fuck up /v/ and tf2 more

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>>183145714

>>183145714
POST MOAR

>>183145858
dont samefag fart sniffer

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https://youtu.be/Z5LnRmnxMuc
>csNO
>Quake champions
DADDY NO

>>183145858
I'm here to ruin tf2 further by sharing a dead mod
mega nz /#F!IjpQUD5D!2nBDophh1Ix8ldnmAiYzgg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWLEcJ_TyJg

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PE Tyrants or BF Brain Bucket?
I know the answer b-but FLAMES!

>>183147373
Get a good hat with burning flames.
I imagine your budget is like 30 keys being that you are even considering a brain bucket, but try to get a hat you like with an effect you like.
Settling for one or the other is going to make you trade it away.

>>183146524
lol im not downloading that just post more pics fag

I like the brain bucket

>>183147584
The problem is Tyrant is already high tier hat with high tier effect. And god tier effects is like 100 fucking keys more. I don't really want to invest money in some shit like Defiant Spartan or Stainless Pot.

you shouldnt be investing money period

unusuals literally make you easier to shoot

>>183147848
Get a lower price hat you like with a reasonably priced effect you like.
I lucked out in liking the storm effects.
>>183147964
Not every purchase is an "investment" Goldstein.
Some people just like special hats.

>>183148048
I didn't mean it like that


I mean you shouldn't be autistic and buy a virtual hat for more than 2cents

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>>183147964
Nah, i'm just like to look rich in 10yr free to play games.
>>183148048
I already had ok combo before. I don't know, i probably just need to stop my self from wasting even more money. PE Tyrant is already overall good imo.

jesus fuck the update is never going to be released is it

nop

where can i get a miniature asbestos suit for my plush

walmart

where is my pocket medic?

>tfw unboxed a molten mallard brainbucket, making it my first ever unusual
>got scammed out of it cause I was naive enough to believe somebody
Rip brianbuket, you where cool for the time I had you.

>>183149118
that's where i got the mini death grips hoodie but do they really have asbestos suits

you can get anything at walmart
anything

can i get one girlfriend please?

i doubt they'd give one to anyone who actively posts on /tf2g/

oh

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J.G. Wentworth
It's my drawfag, and I want it now!

just went to walmart

saw a bunch of mexicans and vomit on the floor. everybody walked at like a tenth of my pace and refused to get their plus sizes shopping baskets out of the way. i did a 360° and tried to walk out, but the greeter stopped me and asked for my receipt because he thought i got my 16.9 oz not for individual resale water bottle there and wanted to check my receipt. i told him i didn't have a receipt and tried to explain to him for 3 minutes that he's autistic and should fuck off with his surveillance state bullshit. they eventually let me out.

when did walmart get so shitty? it was never great but it used to be as passable as any supermarket.

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>>183150548

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>>183150548

>>183150852
check your notifications faggot

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>>183150548
old loadout

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>>183150548

>>183150994
Theres nothing there?

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excuse what the he*k

>>183151226
nigga just use one of those scraps to buy one

^183151226
Soldier can smell your dirty commie schemes from here you ruskie

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raven pet cosmetic for engie when

>>183151294
But i want self craft. Why the fuck it's not working

>>183151226
just use the recipe under the common craft list

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>>183150835
Here you go.

>>183150852
Okay. I'll see what I can do.

>>183151113
You're a real human man.

>>183151117
Didn't I already draw this loadout?

... any more?

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>>183151821
I never had you draw mine, but it's probably a common loadout, so take this instead

>>183151903
Oh that's good, I'll do that one for certain.

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>>183152115

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OwO

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what's this

>>183152657
I wonder if this was the right choice. It doesn't look like buying a strange or collector and then putting on the killstreak kit would increase the price enough to justify the purchase.

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>>183153826
I already had another self-crafted pro ks original on another banned account. I just can't hold stranges for long time. I forgot to make in untradable this time. Darn.

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why is this allowed

>>183154516
Because Valve isn't located in Germany.

My freedom of speech has not been tried

>>183154557
I'm not talking about the decal, but the price

>>183154612
It's an authentic german war flag from WW2, the price is quite low for such a rare item.

check if it's killstreak

>5 cents for a decaled item

a steal

>>183154940
1 key he's selling it for. For something that's maybe 2 ref max.

then buy one of the cheaper ones like how are jews even real just deport them and their assets back to israel like haha

nuke israel too haha

no israel is the holy land for a reason it has ancient reptilian fallen angel technology that we need to survive without the jews haha

snatch it then drop 80 nukes directly on jerusalem haha

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oy vey is someone being antisemitic in this thread
daily reminder nevar 4get the 6 gorrillion dumb goys

6 million wasn't enough

>>183156279
https://youtu.be/EbAJivTHPoQ?t=55s
Goy means non-jew.

god i wish i was jewish

>>183156589
i should've put a comma

>>183154003
Fucking hell vkh, that's a mighty fine name/desc

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>>183151903
Your first wasn't Johnathan... it was me, Dio!

>>183158331
cringe

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>>183158674
Yeah, I don't think I got it close enough

>>183158793
what i meant was not only it's a forced jojo reference but also shit one at that
plus the most overused maymay that only animefags blurt out on every occasion

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>>183150548

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>>183150548
Draw my cancerlord plox

>>183158942
I don't really think it's that forced. Engineer mainly fights through his sentry which can be thought of as a stand, the Brainiac hair pokes through the back of the hat like Jotaro's, and the beard and hat reminded me of Joseph.

Unless you mean the quote, in that case insert Nelson laugh here.

>>183159062
Which is more cancerous, the shiny soldier or the medic who heals him?

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>>183159293
>he don't want to be an healand sniper magnet
?

>>183159293
>Which is more cancerous, the shiny soldier or the medic who heals him?
the people who still play this shit game

>>183159386
that the bristle or some other beard?

>>183159293
both
i bet you only watched anime and joseph best jojo xD

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>>183159445
all-father

>>183159456
100 years too early to challenge me, I bet you only got into jojos after the _new_ anime came out.

>>183159514
kk, I'll give it a shot later

>>183159705
wrong, faggot
i was into jojo when you weren't even conceived
wandernigger is the anime only fag, orarora haha za warudo

>>183159456
>joseph best jojo
pffft, real best jojo is Jonathan

>>183160278
So you must have used a time machine then, I was born before Jojos was.
Congrats on using your time machine to win arguments on the internet, at least it didn't fall into the wrong hands.

>>183159514
why do you keep blowing money on this game instead of investing it into something like a plane ticket out of that shithole you live in

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Post engie

>>183161087
>immigration is simple bro why you just don't come here xDD
When will this meme end?

b4nny is too innocent for this world

if you airshot b4nny then YOU become b4nny

>he hasn't fragged b4nny at least once
how to spot a bad

>start hugging his cat in the middle of midfight
>drops spaghetti
>FUCKING ANIMAL
what did he mean by that?

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>>183165484

>>183165484
why star looks so tired?

>>183165484
That lightning does NOT serve him well

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>>183165361
Why.

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>>183165361

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>>183165361

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>>183165361

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How do you fags trade and make profit in the game? As a chosenite, I'd love to know, goyim

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>>183167803
>is a jew
>doesn't know how to turn a profit
You're adopted, son.

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>>183167912
I have my ways, goy, but you can always learn of another swindling method

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> make profit

>>183167803
buy low, sell high.

>>183167803
sell low, get high

>>183167803
buy high, sell low

>>183167803
sell down get up

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>>183168032

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>>183168036
>make prophet

>>183160278
part 4 is better than part 3

also holy shit how is the pyro update still not out yet it's like valve wants this game to die

Pootis pow

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>>183150835
Here.
>>183160278
My favorite stand is Purple Haze tho.
Part 3 was fun as fuck, cmon. Dio's VA was great.
>>183159456
Joseph is second best. I love all the Hamon stuff desu. Jotaro's my personal favorite because Araki based him off Clint Eastwood. Silent brooding one liner spouting protagonist.
>>183159514
>Modern day coat with a viking helmet.
Disgusting.

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>>183170665
>didn't save the last few seconds of complete silence as the lone danger shield stands

did anyone else stop watching JoJo because they killed off Johnathan at the end of season 1? The first season was so emotionally charged that I lost all motivation to watch after he died.

>>183167803
win an i-series, its only 3 days for a few hundred.

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*walks towards u*

*woks away*

>>183174371
*walks away*

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pssh nothing personnel kid

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>>183174362

You should really keep watching, Jonathan's muscular body does show up again in part 3 and is a major part of it, I promise.

>>183174371
*panics and dies*

>>183174371
*shoots 2 rockets*

Phlog is the most fun way to play pyro, prove me wrong
Being bad is not taken into account

it no longer gives you hp so it isnt as fun anymore

>>183177494
It's what pyro is supposed to be. Airblasting is annoying. What I don't get is the shoddy hit detection of the flamethrower and damage dropoff for something that already has garbage range.

Is tonight the night for a blogpost?

>>183179050
no, tomorrow night is, screencap this

>>183175193
alright ill give it a try, guess i have some time since the update comes out october 7th.

>>183178194
>shoddy hit detection
The flame particles work the same way as any other FT, but the particle effects are static and fuck with your perception
t. someone that has never lost a pyro vs pyro
>damage dropoff
Probably for consistency, and because doing 150 dps from twelve feet away because flame particles are bugged as fuck wouldn't be very fair

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What's your favourite Meet The Team quote?

>>183183905
GAAaah!..
-scout

>>183183905
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-Heavy Weapons Guy

>>183183905
>you call that breaking my spine, you RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spiAAAA MY SPINE

>>183183905
And when the patient woke up , his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again!
And that's how i lost my medical license

(Why in both games i like , both docs are crazy ?)

>>183184061
But which one is that?
The one in MtScout, where he's grappled by the heavy, the one in MtMedic, where he flies through the air to slam on the lab's window, or the one in MtSandvich, where heavy punches out all of his blood?

>>183183905
Don't be such a baby, ribs grow back.
*whispers* no zey don't

I think the DM of Overwatch is a lot faster than TF2 but the walking speed of TF2 is faster, in Quake you have both

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please offer for this shit gun i don't like pyro because it's hard to frag thanks

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>go medic to support the team
>get backstabbed

>>183186034
two scrap

>>183186034
one scrap and a shotgun

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O

>>183172743
>implying parka doesnt fit with everything
spot the shit taste

>>183186363
unique spec ks widowmaker maybe?

>>183186842
Park doesn't fit with everything. And why the fuck you would use the inferior style on the all father over the viking braider with the tyrant's helm is beyond me.

>>183187059
Parka*

the damage hose update

Pistol: Reloads at a fixed 1.25s for both Scout and Engineer. Increased spread recovery rate to 0.75s (was 1.25s)
Flamethrower: Removed damage falloff. Fixed variable range, fire must reach a certain point and will never reach past a certain point (hard coded within 1% of each other). Base range increased by 15%. Updated particle effects on all flamethrowers to accurately represent where they will land. Flame particles have no interpolation and are unaffected by network settings.
Minigun: 1 second damage & accuracy penalty removed.
Syringe Gun: No reload necessary. 150 total ammo. Projectiles no longer have random deviation but retain their arc and diminishing projectile speed.
SMG: No reload necessary. 75 total ammo.

Would you ship it?

>>183187004
no. just a stock shotgun with a nametag to drive the point home that the flaregun is shit.

>>183186842
>accusing anyone of having shit taste
lol

>>183186842
>using anything that changes the body
>accusing others of shit taste

the classes look so tiny without arctic gear

>>183187059
>Park doesn't fit with everything.
Wrong.
>And why the fuck you would use the inferior style on the all father over the viking braider with the tyrant's helm
Because original style looks better.

>>183188537
>this much shit taste in one person
lol

>>183188576
>projection
lmoa

>>183189335
>projection
lmao

>quoting
le moana

>>183183905
eh heh, no, but while you are, could you hold your ribcage open for me?

>>183183905
*sound combination of a crit and a splat*
-Heavys original heart.

>>183184365
>>183184546
>>183185405
>>183191563
>>183193229
Why is Meet the Medic considered so highly?

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hmm...

>>183194208
because it, along with meet the sandvitch are the best videos to explain what [class] does

>>183194503
>quickfix gives stock uber
um

>>183194587
There was a sticker somewhere on the medium saying experimental I think so after he used that one time it broke and now it only heals real fast instead of getting uber really fast. -real life lore

>>183194208
I don't know man , for me it has no explanation it's my favorite (with sniper , spy and engy right behind)

>>183194587
I remember my complete confusion when I read about the Quick-Fix after watching the video the day it was revealed, and it wasn't
>Charges Faster
>Doesn't Uber Medic

>>183195568
that'd be an interesting medi gun

>>183194208
Why was the quickfix featured?

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When you have two 1000 tour guys acting like hot shit and blaming others for losing a wave over and over when theyre the ones not protecting the top, they ragequit, win easily with the gibus replacements

:thinking:

pictured, a lategame soldier build of one of them, no damage, no free damage and stun for being accurate, just fucking reload/fire and heal on kill. Im still convince most high tour guys are just shitters with too much time and not good

*whips out direct hit*
try and beat me now

"whips out whip"
"crits you from 10 feet away"

*unzips short circut*
Heh...sorry sensei but I had to use 10% of my power there....

*flips open stock knife*
*stabs u either 2 feet to your left or 5 feet above you for my EPIC stair stab montage*
...i hate idiots...

*whips out a fan o'war*
Man fuck this desert heat.

*uncorks mad milk*
Here you go....you looked pretty hot....
*poors the ice cold mad milk all over you, cooling you off*

pyro update TOMORROW

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>no strange short circuit
>tfw no short circuit with "cloaked spies killed" part attached

>>183198651
t. i dont have tf2 folder so just post pictures from last thread

>pubstomp as pyro
>"go back to comp retard"

i would if i could fuck you fuck the meta

>12 man team versus turtling engineers
>engineers win
why people not into teamwork
oh right >teamwork in a game called TEAM® fortress 2™

>>183199105
highlander exists

>>183199096
I just pull whatever I have on my desktop at the time desu

>>183200090
highlander is contrived bullshit and it wouldn't be fair to the other team's pyro

righteous bison should replace melee since it can only hit people at point blank

>>183199105
>not running pyro in lobbies
>not following the path of carpet "W A L L" johnson

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>>183200173
>desktop
>he doesn't have a reaction image folder with specific categories

>>183201227
>highlander is contrived bullshit
do you want to play pyro or not

>and it wouldn't be fair to the other team's pyro
his fault if he is bad

>>183194208
It was the timing it came out, it was the most hyped

bump

Ok kids time for a thread reviver, time to post some frag tunes
https://youtu.be/u1mUiAjHzAI

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Ok kids time for a thread reviver, time to post something related to tf2

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Okay teens time for a thread killer, time to post something related to Andy Samberg.

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>>183206940
https://youtu.be/I2rV8oKWSdM
https://youtu.be/K3u5h9cPTBw
https://youtu.be/KJY1TomgkBs

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>>183206940
>>183207635
https://youtu.be/29-q7YnyUmY
https://youtu.be/p-o_bMkzOW0
https://youtu.be/b7dmM-QMkmg
https://youtu.be/tZX06sd_qpA
Unironicly these when I do jump maps, I don't know what's wrong with me, I just listen to trash music when jumping.

>>183206940
https://youtu.be/np8GaFHD9Lg
https://youtu.be/uIPS4LyveJs
2 of my favorites from my playlist.

mountain dew is okay

Crystal Pepsi is just Pepsi minus food coloring

The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
+50% projectile speed
+Does not require ammo
+Alt-Fire: Rapid fire airblast. Shoots as quick as Short Circuit's primary fire.
+Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
+Extinguishing teammates restores 40 health
-Alt-Fire costs 20 health and inflicts minor self knockback
-No random critical hits

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>>183206940
https://youtu.be/uoZgZT4DGSY
https://youtu.be/ejTgl3cCyDo
https://youtu.be/y2cQvZPX3OY
https://youtu.be/cdmhyEqCINM
>>183207635
Pic
@183209270
No it's radioactive pisswater

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>>183207635
And on a side note >>10525542

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>>183206940
https://youtu.be/GNoZ6R_XjiU
https://youtu.be/CcMz3aAZDv4
>>183207635

if the liberty launcher gained these stats

+25% clip size
-35% self damage from blast jumps
+20% decreased holster time
+30% increased push force on rockets
-25% damage

would it be okay?

>>183212738
Does the push force bonus apply to rocket jumping? I just got finished with Dirty Bomb so my brain is mush right now.

It's ok as is dip

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>>183207635

>New Weapons
>Implying it won't be just stock reskins

the liberty launcher
+40% push force inflicted by damage vs. enemies
+15% faster firing speed
+35% self damage resistance when >50% health
-35% splash damage penalty
no random critical hits

now i can pretend to be tfc soldier

>>183213385
That was exactly what I was implying, yes.

>>183207635
>hitscan flames

when will this reddit tier cringe inducing meme die

>>183183905
>UNLESS IT'S A FARM

>>183214145
>t. pyro main

>>183214145
Explain why hitscan flames are bad

>>183214264
imagine not being a pyro main in the year of our Lord 2017, but that isn't the point. the point is that flames are particles which slow over a distance for a reason; the reason being they can all hit the same target at once for added damage depending on your movement, the angle you fire and when you started firing. you'd have to buff flamethrower DPS to like 270 to compensate for the loss of that and it'd become exponentially less skill indexed than it currently is.

at least understand the gravity of the changes your autistic strawman is suggesting. it'd hurt every other class more than it'd change pyro.

>>183214768

>>183214825

>>183214825
The flame particles don't even match the visuals and the range they go changes with latency issues.
Hitscan flames might be less "skillful", but they would also be less obtuse and be more consistent.

>>183214825
That would be fine if the particles were consistent in any way whatsoever. If not for the random firing angles, the lag compensation makes that idea moot. A jigglebone hitbox would be much easier to make functional.

which is the worst koth map

>koth_sawmill
>koth_badlands
>koth_suijin

>>183218557
Suijin by a landslide

Fuck that map

>>183218557
suijin
wet dream for every sniper main

>>183218557
suijin cause it kills my fps and it isnt even fun

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UPDATE'S COMING TONIGHT TONIGHT, UPDATE'S COMING TONIIGHT

I'll pocket you for anything they you can give me an hour, real fr4gg3r$ only

>>183219359
Heck no

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>>183220248
updates coming.. tonight tonight.. updates coming toniight..

>>183219651
Heal me, and I'll toss those assists your way like dollar bills.

>>183220367
Nah

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pleawe hive me a fuckign update i beggg yoiuuuu vaaalve

>>183213210
yeah, essentially you're jumping higher and knocking people higher, it's meant to synergize better with the two weapons in the set.

>>183213703
I could dig this too, but does it have stock damage or is it slightly lower?

>>183222010
>equip this and mantreads
>land behind people without them even knowing
>blast the everloving shit out of them
yes please
flank soldier new meta

*gravels ur pit*

>>183220373
Post your ID

*dusts ur bowl*

reminder third degree is strictly for raping pub stompers and their faggot medics

>>183222010
100% direct damage
65% splash damage

so like point blank would do 112 damage if it physically touched the enemy but only like 70 max if it lands directly at their feet

>>183223096
thats hardly a downside, with the weapon having a larger clip and faster projectile speed to both cover you if you somehow manage to miss

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How do you feel about this engineer?

*powers ur house*

>>183223337
looks like my old neighbour growing up
Ernie/10

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how do we stop the edgy kids with anime profile pics

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whats wrong with anime you idiot

>>183223714
I'm sure crying online will help you feel better.

>>183222239
well, the damage would severely limit that, but hey, whatever right?

>>183223291
I think he meant for the weapon to have 4 rockets and no projectile speed increase.

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>literally cartoons for little kids

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>cast eternaween
>some IDORTS vote no

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>eternaween vote pops up
>vote no

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>>183224345
>>183224412
woah funni same fag xDDDD

f2
fuck your bullshit cosmetics noob

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>>183224508

>>183224691
>what is inspect element

>>183224860
I wouldn't put in any extra effort for you, I made no edits in my browser or paint other than cropping.

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>accuse person of samefaggotry
>still give them a (You)
What did he mean by this

>>183225002
>on one lies on the internet

>>183225052
>no funny tabs
Why bother

>>183225002
Your first mistake was putting in the effort to try and prove him wrong.

>>183225052
everyone appreciates a (you) from time to time

>>183225378
I wasn't aware the requirement was a funny tab

The RPG
Level 97 TFC Rocket Launcher
+15% faster firing speed
+40% push force inflicted by damage vs. enemies
Armor: +25% damage resistance when above 50% max health.
Armor Depletion: +25% damage vulnerability when below 50% max health.
-25% splash damage penalty
No random critical hits

The Incendiary Cannon
Level 97 TFC Rocket Launcher
Ignites enemies for 5 seconds on hit
No reload necessary
+50% larger blast radius
Deals mini-crits on direct hits
-50% damage penalty
50% slower firing speed
Projectile moves at 840 HU/s, post-nerf Righteous Bison speed.
No random critical hits

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>playing on junction
>babby f2ps don't know where the points are
>am the only one to defend
>get pushed back to last
>go offensive turtle engineer
>enemy pours through as the 4 snipers on our team watch them cap
>"Ah, no, I totally didn't carry that round"
>xxstab_youxx: you didn't xD
>check his points
>right below me in terms of points
>offense, cap a and b no problem, take a bit longer to cap c
>topscore with 24 frags
>spy main has 18
>xxstab_youxx has left the game (disconnect by user)
Dominated, ya alley-skulkin' backstabber!

>>183218557
Harvest

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>>183226936
>tfw I've turned into an ebin
wtf i love this general now

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i found him

>>183226437
wow tfc is cancer

Why is it that everyone says the Pyro update needs to make pyro takes skill? I played as a sub in HIGH-LEVEL HIGHLANDER and I know the skill that it takes to play pyro. Much more than most classes like engi, spy, or scout. Those weak classes with bullshit gimmicks like dead ringer, mini sentry, and double jump abuse stupid game mechanics, yet only PYRO is subject to mainstream criticism from 'gimmick abuse'? This is hypocritical BULLSHIT! When the pyro update comes out and buffs the pyro without making it 'require more skill' I will laugh in your faces, your tear-stained, snot-covered, ugly cherub faces.

saved

>>183229375
saved what?
the whole thread?

oh good

deleted

oh

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grenade launcher
>grenades teleport to their destination and stick to surfaces before exploding
>teleportation time is not instant, but just very very fast
>after explosion, grenade pops up and explodes again, unless it stuck to a ceiling
>-20% damage

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sweating intensifies

>>183232639
why would you do this

>>183231892
Or you could just play soldier

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>>183232639
do it

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>Pyro primary
>sucks in projectiles
>can spit them back out
>but they also light you on fire

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so apparently if you go by mann co store prices, tour of duty tickets are actually more profitable than keys. you get more ref for spending the same amount. this doesn't take into account community market or marketplace prices but i thought it was interesting.

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>>183232639

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>>183232639


>>183232725
for the adrenaline rush

>>183232750
soldier doesn't have 2 primaries lol

>>183233319
>has an actual in-game effect
>still only worth a craft hat
>doesn't go with anything
i'm sorry

hey /vg/ can anyone find psapps cover of year of the cat? I can only find everybody wants to be a cat which is not the same song

ty

>>183233430
thats the best quality of the hat though, being able to set a certain style without the need of any other cosmetics

>>183233480
>>>/mu/

>>183234713
but someone told me to go here

sun on a stick should give a speed bonus when youre on fire

sharpened volcano fragment should give a speed bonus when you light someone on fire

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>>183234891
and now we're telling you to go some place else

>>183234891
mu or wsr are your best choices for specific music requests

Maybe next time you should bring a pocket med.

will pocket medic for keys

>>183235029
>>183235035
ok sorry

bye i love you

>>183232986
I want it.

>>183235274
byebye, good luck

>>183232986
that sounds kind of like a diamondback for pyro where you wouldn't know you were about to take a flaming rocket to the face unless there was some sort of visual cue. even worse if he's holding his secondary and waiting to switch to the projectile shooter to catch you off guard.

>you can sign up for steam in seconds by typing in a random username and email (it can literally be [email protected]) and there's no need to verify and even if it did, you can still use 10 minute mail accounts
>can immediately play tf2 and test try a weapon like the hitmans heat maker, bazaar bargain, dds, miniguns, widowmaker, ambassador, DR, etcetera that completely break the game when you have near perfect aim
>50% of the time the dumbass players on your team will kick somebody that you votekicked, completely ignore that you just took out an entire team single handedly, or believe your retardedly simple social engineering
>people have no idea how VAC works and that not twitching != nor hacking (yes, silent aimbot does work.)
>people can't understand that a majority of sniper mains actually do aimbot, wearing an unusual means jack shit
>competitive mode is as easy as signing up with a google phone #, shit, even a website that has a public # for many people to use and making a 50 cent purchase
>valve literally gives no punishment for making alternate accounts to hack, I have about 400 dollars in my main account but I'm not scared at all because valve values shekels over game quality
>players are idiots who hand the hacker what they want effortlessly; a reaction
>>why are hackers so prominent in-game

:thinking:

I'll pocket heal anyone who can beat me in mge

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>>183236280

>>183236280
>cheating is easy and valve doesn't ip ban
>people wonder why there's a lot of cheats
*funny discord me me*

ftfy

>>183236294
ok.
ground rules
1. no soldier
2. no spire or granary mid
3. you have to automatically forfeit upon witnessing my epic radiance of skill (i.e. the second i join)

>>183236280
not to mention valve cant even update their vac to detect many tf2 cheats
the last time there was a vacwave was because they updated vac for csgo which also included tf2, so tf2 wasnt their main concern
the time before that it was because someone leaked the lmaobox source code, valve literally didnt have to do anything that time
christ sake

>>183236832
No deal.

How the fuck did Valve go from one of the best video game companies out there to one of the absolute shittiest in under a decade?

>>183236992
oh sorry i forgot

4. you have to accept this deal or your most sentimentally valued item gets deleted. "No deal." actually means "i accept these terms."
5. you have to heal exclusively me unconditionally
6. you are my medic and will do as i say because you are NOT the team captain, you are the support bitch

>>183237126
a decade is a very long time in the general technology industry and especially in the gaming industry

>>183237185
But they went from god tier to holy fuck what are you doing tier

It's less the amount of time and more how they became the total antithesis of their old selves

>>183237126
they found and exploited a demographic with lots of money
kids who like shiny hats and knives in videogames
they realized that when you basically have a community that makes content for you, pays you to include it in the game, and then pays you to have that content, they dont have to work for shit
just minor updates here and there so the game doesnt feel abandoned but otherwise as a company theyre very successful

>>183237283
Because they've already made their blockblusters, steam already makes them money, and we keep enabling them by buying their stupid cases

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test

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test

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1 2 3

>>183238475
>loading the shells in backwards and from the side
niger wat r u doin

>>183238475
niga the shotgun is far more Superior then those other pieces of shit the heavy has

>>183237172
Alright then, post id.

id/dotsy

im not black
also i die before even getting to switch out from my miniature gun anyway

>>183236280
>majority of sniper mains actually do aimbot
Unless you have signed confessions of over 50% of Sniper mains, how could you ever possibly argue this as being true?

>>183240873
he's butthurt and mad so of course he's going to be making ridiculous claims so that his lack of skill doesnt show as hard

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>>183241073
I agree with you. But I still like to take a little time to point out these kinds of glaring flaws. Maybe JUST maybe it will do some good.

>>183241423
That is a very cute doggo.
Do you know what's its breed?

>>183241491
I do not, but it looks kinda like a German Shepherd maybe mixed with something.

>>183236280
>majority of sniper mains actually do aimbot
as soon as you start to cheat you cease to be a sniper main in my eyes. you don't get to call yourself a main of a class you aren't even fucking playing. there's other games where you get instant gratification for blowing people away easily and without any effort at all and tf2 isn't one of them unless you bother to fucking work for it. so no, there are no sniper main cheaters. there's cheaters who select sniper but that's as far as any effort on their part goes.

How do people have 2k+ hours on this game?
I played it for like 100 hours and I'm already burned out.

>>183242563
I can fr4g in this game for hours on end, I play it for the sheer satisfaction of fr4gging b4nny on stream, or taking care of a medic that's yet to pop his uber with my black box and concheror

learn to play maggot