/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

ASTRALIS GIRLS NAME NOW.

>>182987745
nice links, redditor

>>182987830
Lanky McHorseface

>>182987745
is vp back yet? I'm having mixed feelings about their match today.

There is a chance they just turn up and sweep fnatic

>>182987936
yes
- papa

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>>182987835
baited sexactly for this response!

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>>182987542
just check the schedlue my dude
it's 21:45 CEST now, so they've been playing for almost 2 hours now
>>182987685
>>182987830
it's their psychologist, Mia Stellberg

If 15/16 teams agreed not to use jump glitch why were both BIG and c9 using it??

>>182987830
THIS

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any GOOD players want to explain why dust2 isn't on the map pool?

>>182988073
do you have a mental disorder? they had this discussion AFTER the c9/big match.

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Has there been any team with players not accused of cheating? Based danes are legit right?

>>182988139
to filter out plebs

>>182988139
They took it out to update it like nuke/inferno.

>>182987386
>>182987498
FalleN, KennyS, gla1ve, coldzera, pasha, flamie, k0nfig, MODDII, RUSH, mixwell, tarik and a bunch more all use 880 eDPI

Shox is pretty close at 900, shroud too at 840.

Seems to depend on your team role, with awpers seeming to have higher sensitivity usually despite FalleN and Kennys being the two best in the world and both using 880.

A whole lot of meme resolutions in there though so take that for what you will.

>>182988139
it is a bad map

>>182988204
kjaerbye was accused
gambit maybe

>>182988139
worst map to ever touch csgo

yes, even cs_alley was better

>>182988253
>>182988310
he said GOOD players....

>le vaco ;^)

>>182988531
t. pleb

Friendly reminder /magog/:

>>182953935

>gentlefags agreement to not use crouchjump
>can't have agreement to not use hacks
why

>>182988073
>15/16 teams agree to it for no other reason than "Muh honor"
>The other team is able to exploit it to keep advancing their way through the major

I hope BIG wins it all now. The tears and salt from the "honorable" CS players or Ribbit would be entertainment for weeks.

>>182988204
https://clips.twitch
.tv/CoyManlyOrcaPipeHype

>>182988648
hacking is so rooted in csgo pro scene that if they were to not use them everything will flip outside down and a massive shitstorm would ensue

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>>182988692
Do you look like picture related?

>2017
>faggots still say pistol round is important

Ha ha we have guns and they have pistols ha let's wait until 20 seconds and get picked off one by one ha then lose the round ha ha

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>>182988845

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

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>>182988692
careful what you wish for

kick the favelas

>>182988845
there goes my love for Asstrails...

>>182988845
>that clean lock from Kjayerbe.
WOW.

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Will favelas toggle this event? Is it perma on?

>>182989483
they tried turning it off last match but they almost lost so they probably keep it on permanently now

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>>182989483

>>182989617
you are my gf now then

>>182989617
are you a female (male) or a male (female)? also, how big is your peepee?

>>182989440
>>182989081
>>182989058
>>182988692
>>182988874
>>182989617

neck yourselves you brain dead weeb niggers

>>182989617
So you at least have a bubblebutt?

new dust two when

>>182989832
>dust two
>not de_dust2
neck yourself my man

>>182989795
dont push me i might just do it lol

>>182989832
it got taken out after the major, it'll be back after this one

>>182989832
when mods ban /soc/ weebs itt

>>182989939
you should you were left unfinished/broken

>>182989967
Sharing the information about your penis is too lewd, please don't do it on this forum, as your bf I want you all to myself,

Wtf, stop hating csgog erp autists
what are you, some kind of redditors or something

it's an antibully general

need some pro player bans

BIG has agreed to not be using the jump.

>>182990287
well, there are no our guys left at this event

>>182990287
wow, pussies

>astralis brought bananas
racist

>>182990287
>after winning 2 maps on it
they should just stick with it. It was a cool gimmick, since olof boost we are not getting any innovative glitches because of reddit.

fnatic vp was supposed to start 45 minutes ago fucking polacks cant do anything right

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HOW CAN ANYONE WIN AGAINST THESE DESPERATE CHEATING MONKEYS?!

why can't we just gang up abduct all the pro's and cut their hands off?

99% of them are skinnyfat rejects who have never exerted themselves physically

Threadly reminder that in seige you can actually get banned for calling someone a faggot

>le epin humbleness.exe
shit's getting boring tbqh

>>182990752
what has you so upset?

>>182990741
enemas and cuddles~ <3

>>182990719
By working harder than them.

I FUCKING HATE WEEBS

WHEN WILL THESE FAGGOTS

STOP

POSTING

>>182989483
why would he pull to the left? you can't shoot through there

hahah andreddit and memeler!!!!
best cast!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>182990841
how about, butt-fugs then cudles, then watch anime/cs:go or just play cs go on our own?

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>>182990884

>>182990815
assburgers like thoorin thinking they can interact socially, unironic cheaters in the scene

>>182991003
I changed my mind, neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

why can't russians or chinks outpicohack brs

us media tells me they are good with hacks

>>182990928
because the aimbot locks on the target, dummy

>>182989483
The dick aimbot? That's the worst one.

Cry some moar, gringo.

>>182990928
um....uh?!

>>182991039

but wouldn't VAC be activated?

dude audis xD

why isn't ANYONE calling out SK?? are they all in on it?

>>182991114
vac only protects from known cheats

fallen locking..

>>182991114
some admin must of forgotten to enable it, otherwise he would be banned already, dummy

>spends half an hour staring around the box with an enemy behind it
>the moment the enemy walks back, starts looking somewhere else

just epic

>de_vice

>>182991284
Coldzera not even caring anymore.

>>182991213
>>182991186
>>182991016
could you go to your home board /lgbt/ or /r/anime?

>Fer snap locks for a headshot on that kjarbae spray

SK DOESNT CHEAT GUYS!

>>182991114
pro accounts don't get scanned by VAC system

>>182991431
plus, VAC doesn't even work on most cheats.

>>182991186
As in anime shows?
I'm not that deep into it, only watching 3 or 5 shows each season most of the time not even finishing them.
Are you watching something good?

>Muh gentleman's agreement

What if we agreed that a 2.5 billion dollar net worth company should be able to fix a minor bug before one of their games biggest tournaments of the U.S.?

>everyone mad about hues cheating
>just minutes ago they wanted "our guys" to be glitch abusing turks

>>182991520
but valve guys don't even like cs, so who cares

uhhhh are astralis supposed to be good?

>>182991415
reddit seems really difficult to use though

>>182991573
the only ones who think zyklon bigs cheating is ok are germans

literally the brazillians of europe

>>182991186
I'd like to watch Chihayafuru.

>>182991520
Even if they don't cheat they're insufferable faggots.

Every time they get questioned about anything or get told to follow any sort of rule at all they start howling like monkeys crying about racism and jealousy.

Fallen hitting that nutty wallbang through the smoke! What game sense!

>>182991668
>zyklon bigs
damn, that'll show em

>>182991626
after the kqly ban, they realized how troubling it would be if they started catching more beloved pros hacking. pretty obvious that they've chosen to turn a blind eye

has there ever been a player as dominant as coldzera? dude wins every 1vs3, drops 30 bombs in a half
jesus

>>182991520
valve has a team of literally 7 guys working part-time on CS. they don't care.

>>182991573
>BIG not even hiding it
>Sk being slimy and playing le humble winner guy
yeah dunno damn

>>182991821
me

>one of astralis guys jumps on ninja spot in B site just for 1 round
>felps comes in with his crosshair already looking there
>doesn't check any other spots
>mere coincidence
This is beyond ridiculous now.

>>182991821
olof when fnatic was good
kennys when titan wasn't dead
neo in 1.6

What kind of script am I watching

>>182991875
It's an SK game. They'll toggle off now and when it gets to like 11 or 12-13 they'll remarkably start hitting shots again.

>>182991973
planet of the apes

how do you know they cheat

>>182991973
some anon posted it earlier

SK dominating first half, then suddenly they can't hit anything "for some reason", until they do a comeback in the end

are you in the latest mailing list?

>>182991973
the "SK brutalize their opponents until they have 13 rounds, then hand them 5-6 rounds, then toggle for match win" script

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>there are people who voted astralis as 3-0
lmao oh man

>>182991973
The "monkeys acting like monkeys" script
Same as every other major they've been in

>Astralis suddenly hitting shots.
HMMMMMMMMMMM.

So... I've been on a CS:GO break for about a year and decided to check out this tournament because I'm kinda bored lately.
How the fuck are SK still blatantly cheating and no one is saying anything? Fallen flicks towards a head through a smoke and then acts as if nothing happened and resumes playing pretending he doesn't know shit, and when the smoke fades his crosshair is exactly on the pixel where the enemy is.

>>182992084
These guys were literal who's like two years ago. Then one day they suddenly are God-tier and start winning every tournament and everyone goes "Wow! Nothing suspicious here! Look at all those hours these kids put in!"

And ever since then SK has been hacking their way to wins and crying "Muh racism" whenever someone questions them.

>>182992214
>the sk is cheating meme

lol you are probably one of thoses dudes that claimed fnatic was cheating back when they were on top

get good bad kid

>>182992256
>crying this much
>pretending CSGO is such a hard game that it can't be learned at a pro level in less than a year

>>182992313
Flusha was definitely cheating back then. There are several highly incriminating clips.

>>182992214
it has become somewhat like a cult
people defending them no matter what, just calling you noob if you accuse
see >>182992313

>fallen not hitting any shot
??????????

>>182988845
explain this aimlock assfaggotis

>>182992313
Fnatic never cheated, but SK is. Happy?

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>>182992375
>several highly incriminating clips
He was fucking obvious is what you wanted to say
>>182992313
Watch this and educate yourself. Thank you. Back in 1.6 days these would get you fucking banned

>Cold is so next level

Hmmm... I wonder how?

>outpeak a zoomed in awp with ump
>twice
>"cold is so next level :DDD"

that's it, 16:14

LMAO

OH COLD THAT WAS FUCKING OBVIOUS

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>dupreeh

THE CHOKE

IT'S BACK

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

what the fuck dupREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEh

dupreeh more like DUMBpreeh amirite??????????????

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>teams can come together to not use a game mechanic
>cant come together to unban iBP
donut understand

>Cold pushes through smoke while the T is holding a nade out

Pure coincidence

>WOW COLD IS SO GOOD XD
>NEXT LEVEL

>ITS LIKE HE NEVER MISSES AND ALWAYS IS IN THE ZONE

really makes you think....

>dumbpreeh

ahahahahaahahah danish CS is BACK

>dupreeh

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The funny thing is even if SK were cheating and someone called them out on it they would be laughed at because SK have secured legacy.

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>>182992850
This. It's late.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvOhirn0LxQ

did you guys see Kjaeby's snaps on the B site there? fucking obv

>>182992968
>not this guy again...

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>Can plant and play a 1x1 post-plant
>Gotta fake for muh smart plays xddd
I insta-quit when I lose a round because of some retard like that

that dupreeh non-plant was one of the worst plays in CS history

>>182992968
nobody wants to watch your 20 minute video, nerd

kjaerbye's sprays are ridiculously spazzy
really makes you think

>>182993020
>Peeking one by one by one from the most obvious retake spot

SKIDF pls stop.

>>182993037
>not making the retard rage and get a cooldown instead

>>182992816
>caring about some fatistani shitters

who care...

>>182993070
How he snapped back to the original aim position was fucking hilarious.

>coldzera

>>182992912
Which is also why no matter how blatant they get they'll never be banned because Valve would be admitting that they let them win every tournament for years while cheating.

HOW DOES COLD EVEN DO IT?

>HOW DOES HE EVEN DO IT?!
made me think desu lads

>>182993050
>>182993037
I can image if this happen to steel and then he made a 1 hour video complaining how people are making fun of him about it.

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>>182992912
>Legacy
Money =/= prestige

not that I expect a subhuman scum like you to understand...

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>coldzera

>How does he do it?!

Gee I wonder. I wonder why he'd be expecting three fucking Ts to push boiler.

https://clips.twitch.
tv/PlumpResourcefulAardvarkResidentSleeper

>oy, favela, you were supposed to make it close
>ye, whatever

>>182992816
I have never seen such a group of slithery crowds before

You just know they would abuse the bug if they have found it themselves.
Because they didn't practice enough to know
all spots where its usable and not to get shit on, they have a
>LE MEME AGREEMENT
>but i will use it once or twice to win a round xD

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>>182993186
>how does he even do it?
we both know the answer

>>182993223
shut up shitskin

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>>182993176
>>182993186
>>182993207
>>182993228
>>182993256
>>182993290

>>182993032
He knows his shit.
>>182993058
once you do you'll be able to see what's up and who's aimbotting (or at least you can """suspect""" who's cheating)

I want a major scandal shitshow to break loose, like armstrong huge. that'd be F U N

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>AND FER GETS THE RANDOM HEADSHOT AT THE FOUNTAIN, UNBELIEVABLE

>>182993406
glaive was on 7hp ffs.

You can't even fucking deny it anymore. That shit is fucking obvious. Why the fuck do you play that position for that long? He peeks up every fucking time a T comes close to his position. Despite that fact there's no rational reason to think 3 Ts would push that angle on an eco.

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>>182993292
>Gets called out for being a subhuman functional retard
>'''s-s-s-hut u-u-p nig-g-er!''

RANDOM DINK

these mafucker dont even care

>nades are still broken as fuck

lmao nice game

>>182993186
low-fov aimbot

The first shot was obvious, the second & third was legit since he knew what was happening.

ASS TRALIS

OUR GUYS SK, FUCK THEM UGGO DANES.

>>182993604
fuck off fallen

Why would Fer prefire the top fountain spot?

Like, it's the most unexpected spot in that situation

hmmm

>>182993520
never forget my main man pasha getting denied his kill because nade got glitched and fer survied an explosion next to it
that was columbus I think, definitively overpass pistol round

>>182993604
nigga without fnx sk are ugly as fuck
device > sk

although i hate semmler as a caster i gotta give him credit that the new glasses make him look much more mature and in general less like an obnoxious cunt

>>182993665
felps > device.

>>182993628
he saw the head, not prefire

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>semmler

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Anyone here like VP or do you hate them for some reason?

serious question

do you guys think that only the 3 or 4 best teams in the world use cheats or is it prevalent throughout top tier cs?

>>182993745
I like them but they're shit pepe.

>>182993406
He heard him jumping like a tard and just prefires

>>182993719
STUD

>>182993719
he's our guy

>>182993745
Taz is /ourguy/

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What would you do to him /csgog/?

>>182993745
They're fine chaps. They suck at CSGO and were gifted the two worst opponents at this event. Meanwhile Astralis and SK had to play each other.

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/csgog/ guys

1. Cold.
2. S1mple.
3. Scream.
4. JW.
5. Ropz.

our pige will destroy vp right?

>>182993820
feed him a banana

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>>182993745
I like vp, but I hope /ourguys/ win and /ourpigge/ saves the day

>>182993256
>>182993489
taco died and astralis player got an assist, he obviously knew there was more than one, and then the bomb gets dropped after that

>>182993879
>/csgog/ hate list

yeah.

>>182993712
And yet, nobody has checked there for the entire game, and all of a sudden it's literally the only place he looks.

>>182993745
literally reddis guys

>>182993765
>>182993804
>>182993878
HELLLOOOOOO REDDOOOOOO

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>>182993745
>Team full of disgusting aimers who can't strat
>Threw a shitload of the games back in the day ( losing to a mix of tier 3 guys because vp bad online xdd )
>They knew they lost the match but still went to lounge to be against themselves because the match was pre-recorded
>Obnoxious fans
They are basically Proto-SK

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>he's not playing stretched
what coldzera does is nothing special on the stretched res

>>182993745
i don't like pasha for being retarded
and byali for being whiny faggot - he was fucking annoying on teamspeak (when there were streams with voice chats)
im fine with the rest

t. pollack

>>182993628
almost like glaive jumped up multiple times making noise, fer jiggle peaked and glaive fired back

>>182993992
didnt glaive make noise by jumping there, fer was definitely close enough to hear it at that point

>>182993756
In tier 1000 or whatever tier Emilio would be counted in everyone cheats. If you go to any random local tournament you can be 100% sure there will be people cheating.

I'm gonna be optimistic and say less than 50% of the top 10 team players are cheating but once you get below that the number starts rising.

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>HOW DOES HE DO IT ANDERS? UNBELIEVABLE
>SUCH DISPLAY OF GAME SENSE!

>>182993992
asstrails player was still jumping around because he missed the first time, he saw the movement then started shooting it. just look from his pov, I saw it in gotv

>>182994107
Do you make noise jumping in water?

>>182994070
how is snax usually?
he seems bro as fuck

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>the face of an guilty man

what would you do to him?

>>182994020
I don't think they ever threw, they are proud and would never want to lose to some shit cunts

>>182993756
It's prevalent throughout top-tier CS, aside from a few teams (The ones that always lose, like NiP).
Just like the Tour de France, pretty much everyone in the top-20 is cheating (doping) to some degree or another.
They utilize aimbots to fish for information and give their aiming an edge in the openings of engagements.

SK are really good at being subtle and throwing rounds to prevent too much attention being drawn to them.
Just look at all the matches at ESL One where we were fairly sure they'd lose, but out of nowhere they'd turn the match around on P250+armor eco rounds and reset their opponent's economy.

>>182993820
Nothing. He's a turbo manlet living in Brazil so his life is pretty tough already.

>>182994207
Let him fuck me in the ass

>>182994207
cuddle
>>182993820
thighjob

>>182994261
think SK live in cali

>>182993692
absolutely shit taste, felps has a babyface and in general looks way too boyish. are you a 15 year old girl? i could imagine one finding him hot

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Tell me what you think about the major teams:

>Astralis

>SK

>FaZe

>BIG

>mousesports

>Cloud9

>FlipSid3

>Gambit

>fnatic

>G2

>Natus Vincere

>Vega Squadron

>North

>PENTA

>Virtus.pro

>Immortals

>>182994070
what about byali?

>>182994220
CS wasn't nearly as big back then, a lot of teams threw

VP losing matches against literal no-ones when they had +90% odds was of course bad games :^)

And yea, they bet against themselves on a match they knew they lost, fuck them

>>182994261
Isn't he a richboy wannabe that came into the pro scene out of nowhere?

>>182994180
neo and snax are cool dudes
taz is fine too

>>182994161
yes

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How many Majors will SK win and how much Prize money will they earn? Will their records get erased when they admit to cheat in 2031?

>>182994220
how new are you? they were throwing harder than IBP

>>182994367
no that's draken

FNATIC
N
A
T
I
C

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=881nWi89Buw
our cutie uploaded a new vid!
>>182994343
>>Cloud9
best ever!

>>182994221
>Just look at all the matches at ESL One where we were fairly sure they'd lose, but out of nowhere they'd turn the match around on P250+armor eco rounds and reset their opponent's economy.

That was the name of the game when they got big in 2016. Would literally turn around 2-14 disadvantages and win (remember those games vs. Team Liquid?).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g

why is there a betting ad
didn't valve ban betting
didn't twitch ban betting

>>182994348
most of this post was about him my dude

>>182994456
what cheat do they use

>>182994591
I'm not a doctor.

>>182994568
Only skin betting, and even then they only really banned automated trading for that purpose as far as I know so you could maybe even circumvent it by hiring some bangladeshis to handle the trading. They can't ban people from using real money to bet.

>>182992968
Ok I watched it all and I'm convinced. CS:GO is a lost cause. All the pros have to be in on it.

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For me, it's the McChicken.

>atomic blonde
more like coked up whore. She's gonna get arrested if she brings that bs to europe.

>>182994856
That movie is so cringe, just by that clip they show you on stream theres like 5 armed guys and none of them shot her as she dances with the gun doing flashy poses

I know movies aren't meant to be realistic but cmon

>>182994591
They have a Info hack for the bomb.
Cold and one other player is hacking(that changes every time to make him famous too)

Low FOV aimlock in his "Custom mouse"

>>182994591
Lance used EPO's.
Basically it increases your blood cell count, allows you to carry more oxygen around in your blood, at the cost of taking years off your life by making your heart work harder.

>>182994775
wow...what is this

/our guys/ up next. At least snax and Taz.the rest of them are personal taste I suppose.

>>182994367
yes he is

>>182994976
the video is speed up, glitched to make you think it was actually cheats

let's go boys, finally a cheat free game (ignoring all the byali shit)

if snax lost like 25 kg he'd be incredibly attractive, no homo

>>182995105
>taz

>>182994976
>GOTV bug XDD
>even though it was a spectator
>and it was live streamed
>still GOTV btw

noone wants to say something against them because they are brown monkey from Brazil and these redditors jsut want to believe that they are as good as we are.

>>182995105
>cheat free
>flusha

pick one

>>182995139
Only reason he's not looking too bad is that he's like 6'5, which hides some of his weight.

>>182995172
true

>>182995139
>Neckbeard faggot
Snax is cringe incarnate

Flusha on the other hand...

>>182994775
this one has an actual explanation tho

honestly none of the proper weird shit is cheats, if there are cheats it's just a very well made smooth low fov aimbot that simply looks like consistent good aim

maybe something like a hidden beeper that they have somewhere on their body that vibrates and the vibration indicates which site the enemies are going amongst other key infos

csgo players have the worst tats I've ever seen

>>182995172
>>even though it was a spectator
>>and it was live streamed
>>still GOTV btw

have you never played this game?

>>182995206
please use civilized units

>>182995173
>Nonironically thinking Flusha ever cheated
Stupid ape

>>182995236
tab back in flusha you have to veto maps

>>182995139
considering how tall and fat he is i think he'd have to lose way more than 25 kg to have it make a big difference on his looks

>>182995296
The actual explanation is an AIM KEY

>>182994775
No. It's a thing occuring with aimbots explained in the video here (>>182992968) @14:40

>>182994959
It's funny to because America (like anybody else) sends women over who basically fuck and suck to gather intelligence etc. Old fat guys getting head by CIA bunny. But they will never dare to make a movie about that.

>>182994775
>>182994976
no, this is a gotv bug and happened to a player before
i don't remember who or when but it was at danger on cobble, in reality his movement was much more curved

>>182994775
>>182995172
SK 100% cheat but that was indeed a gotv issue
Not really a bug, but view angles recorded from gotv have lower accuracy than the real in-game angles. It's not normally noticeable but with the 2x sniper zoom and advancing tick by tick it looks like that.
They literally patched gotv to increase angle accuracy after that happened.

>why they banning Nuke
Because Nuke is a disgusting map you retard, and patricians team don't play it

Thorin you among us lad? What up son

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>that fake coinflip

semmler i know you're reading this
your glasses look like shit

okay, so who will rape VP?
my bet is on JW stopping most of the pushes and maybe some clutches from Flusha

why are they all bald or balding?
goatards?
are you balding too?!?

>>182995835
dennis going to have a classic toggle match vs snax. should be good

cache is so not cool and fun map why would vp practice it? cache really resembles dust2 imo
teams that liked d2 also liked vp

VP is much more handsome than fnatic.........

>>182995868
full bald myself

comes with being a man i guess, seems to me it happens to quite many of us

Both teams look like comicbook versions of their country.

t. Dane

>dota/lol
>nerdy autists
>fightan
>black nerdy autists
>csgo
>chady dudebros
hmmm

>>182995868
my hairline is kinda receding but extremely slowly and i'm almost 30 so i suppose it's going to stabilize

>>182995868
too much testosterone
t. low-test hairy head and not so hairy face and body

Once again, braindead cheating apes get away with it

Asstrails really should have toggled harder.

Anyone else catch coldzera locking on 2 dudes heads behind boxes on A site?

>>182995967
I don't see any muslims or blacks in fnatic though

>>182995772
who

>>182996043
Testosterone does the opposite
Nice projection tho, hairlet

jw should really grow a beard

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Why are there no black people in the pro scene?

>>182996106
how do you see if someone is a muslim?

>going to cache
did vp reinvent their map pool? they suck at aim maps

I thought the coinflip was kek.
>>182995868
Be 22, been going bald for like 2 years now. No problem thou, I have always been rocking shaved hair.

>>182996159
too poor to afford pcs

>>182996138
so i have high testosterone?

>>182996159
Because they will not bound to using cheats, they are honest & proud people.

>>182996159
too busy playing cs irl

>>182996154
I don't think he can

>vp vs fnatic
>olof playing
what happened to his arm injury or w/e

>>182996159
too busy playing weaboo fighting games

>having the same AK as brax would cost several thousand dollars
FUGG WHY DID I NOT BUY STICKERS IN 2014

>>182996154
i really doubt he can grow one

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>>182996159
fucking 12ers man

>>182993334
hltv is straight down the road kiddo

>>182996198
You tell me, Mohammad.

>>182996275
kek

oops forgot to load in the .exes

>>182996043
That's a lie perpetuated by baldies trying to play their weakness off as a strength (I've got super, dooper high test levels, I guess I'm just more of a man)

They have hair follicles sensitive to DHT and stop producing proteins as a result of exposure.

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>>182996313
>brax fanboys

Can't wait to see JW jump scout white box with the crouch glitch

Reddo is going down in flames lads

>>182996159
they're all playing melee and mahvel

>>182996395
i mean if any of them were muslim do you expect them to wear some ceremonial religious clothing there?

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@182996482
>(s)he doesnt want an AK like this

slav pros,
is it bye-ali or bee-ali?

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>>182996106
yeah you're right.

>>182996159
too dumb

>>182996540
I expect them to not be muslims firstly.

>>182996561
bee ally

>>182996159
can't figure out how to install hacks

>>182995648
Even the guy analyzing the clip said he never could replicate the right angle movement himself

>>182996159
both in NA and europe it seems like black youth are wayyyyy more into gaming on consoles than on PC. i mean the same applies to general population too but PC gaming seems to be very much a white boy thing.

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>>182996106
>no muslims in fnatic

>pistol round
>important

only pasha is doing fucking work in vp right now

STILL ONLY ONE DROP AAHHHHHHHHHH

>>182996561
bye-ali

>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
gotards?????????

>buy pistols
>win

ummmmmmm

Am i the only one that is excited that we will get to shitpost through the biggest cheating scandal in esports?

>>182996561
byali [biali]

>>182996769
>>182996772
can you make up a new meme? you keep posting the same on since years ago

>>182996680
he looks like antifa though
He is a racist, have you seen the matchmaking video of him playing with ruskies?

>>182996772
csgo is a gaem of economy, it's not just a run and gun fps like cod :^)

havent watched this shit in like a year
semmler is still just as annoying if not more

>>182996842
Why are you so sure faam

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>>182996550
>So assblasted he is not even giving (you)s

>>182996864
uhmm this isn't a meme it is reality

>>182996928
kys sadokist

>>182996561
Bialko.

>>182996928
at least there's no pansy

>>182996842
won't happen

How do we make de_nuke great again

>>182997010
But Pansy is the best caster other than the DDKs

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Fav caster? For me:
Sadokist
Metuz

>>182997063
Put it in Reserves and bring back Dust II.

>>182996842
it will never happen, people invested too much money in cs go to let that happen.

>almost losing to glocks
it's over vp are finished

>>182996970
hate that guy too

>>182997010
shes cute and alcoholic, would drink with

>>182997073
only if she had a sweeter, quirkier voice

>>182997112
removing dust was a mistake

>>182997126
her fanny stinks tho

>>182997063
bring back the old map

>>182996561
https://translate.google.pl/#en/pl/white
click the speaker

>>182996842
If anyone else than Valve expose players one way or another, they will get absolutely shut down by reddit and gullible fanboys.
The only way would be Valve taking action but that's not going to happen, they're basically printing money with CS:GO and such a scandal would kill the game for good.

>>182997205
this is a good thing

>>182996650
Where did he say it?
He was probably trying it with a POV demo, which doesn't have the innacuracy problem

>>182997126
this. I would def get shitfaced with pansy or smixity, for slightly different reasons though

>>182997063
nuke it LOL!!

jw is shit

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>>182997285
I love how on 4chan there's always that one guy with the fetish mentioned

How did VP get gifted Vega and Fnatic?