/twg/ - Total War General

Hype for Kraka Drak!

>>182980681
We should have destroyed Norsca, every man woman and child, many years ago!

*shouting*

Enough! Dietershafen is lost, and our northern allies have failed us. Where was the last report of his whereabouts?

My Witch Hunters tell me that his forces have moved to the east, we must expect an attack on Erengrad!

This is nonsense, no attack is coming - Kislev controls Troll Country. He's not attacking, he's making allies! At this very moment he courts the One-Eye, the Beastmen! The warherds will rise up against us and the Drakwald will be lost once more!

Ridiculous! Middenland won't stand for it! Our forces have sole military access to their forests. I believe the attack will come from the Chaos Wastes themselves - he intends to travel across the World's Edge Mountains, and into Ostermark - Sylvania will revolt, and sweep across from the east

Thats wild speculation!

He will come not from the north, nor the east - our traders in the south report that he has forged an alliance with the tribes of the Bjornling. He intends to circumnavigate the Empire and sail his army-

To the Badlands perhaps!

He would lose half his army to attrition alone! The other half would desert!

We must defend Blackfire Pass!

Do you expect the orcs to welcome him when he arrives?

I suppose he will bring with him, an army of Chariots!

Elector Counts, I dare say that would be quite a feat, even for the great Surtha Ek.

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Love eternal!

>>182980681
CG trailer must mean something big.

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JABBERSLYTHE TRAILER TOMORROW!

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It is now July, a chill wind blows in Naggaroth but the sea of malice is beginning to thaw. From Ghrond, a messenger comes bearing word of an ancient prophecy involving the lands of north Lustria. The Hag Queens offer many sacrifices to Khaine, while their underlings train relentlessy. Meanwhile the Druchii of Clar Karod whip their slaves ceaselessly in preparation for the Witch-Kings coming campaign.
A great fleet is being assembled and the armies of the Druchii arm themselves for total war, domination by a best elf soon!

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Fight for liberty!
>And some choice new screenshots.

gotrek and felix when

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Norsca vs Middenland pls.

>>182981045
Gotrex appears in the text of one of grombrindals quests. Gotrek leaves at the end of the text mentioning he must find a human bard.

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With the jungle maps and all the new fire abilities I may be able to do Fortunate Son

>>182981124
I like this picture a lot

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I think Rome may be a little bit OP

>>182980908

At least spell Clar Karond right if you're going to spam this for the rest of the month.

>>182981219

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no Electors son!

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>>182981219
>Must remember to take out the framerate counter this time

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>go seleucid in r2
>every time I envision the campaign to be an interesting and difficult battle for asia minor, caucasus and mesopotamia
>steamroll egypt in 15 turns and then fight over strips of sand against horsefuckers and arabs for 100 years

every time
not even the rich unit roster makes up for it

>>182981286
>for the rest of the month
hasnt he been at it for over a year already
and mods still havent fucking banned him

Why does Attila and even Rome 2 look better than Warhammer?

I've tried to google for this and every thread I've seen where anyone has asked something like this just gets replies like "GAMEPLAY > GRAPHICS. YOU'RE RETARDED! IT LOOKS PERFECT"

but it looks like shit to me. The colors are all washed out, the lighting is really bad, and everything other than the models just looks like trash.

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>>182981424

>>182981124
How come giants in the game look like potbellied, lanky retards instead of like that powerhouse?

>>182981626
giants like to eat

>>182981626
because most giants don't live comfy lives of plenty in an empire city, and only live off of what they get from battle with green skin or chaos armies.

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>>182981612
Actually I thought of a better song, gonna have to wait and see
>>182981626
Inbreeding, Ogres ate most of them

>>182981626

>drunkard hillbilly NEET.
Vs
>Cultured City folk employed to lift.

>>182981471
Why it runs better than Atilla?

Speaking of giants, are they ever worth taking over the other monsters their factions usually have? I'm under the impression that Arachnaroks, Cygors and Shaggoths are just better than giants as far as giant monsters go.

>>182982197
>tiny unit sizes
>no shadows

>>182982368
it seems to run fine when I up the unit size with mods

>>182980681
Slaughterbrute bait lads i'm telling ya.

>>182982282

If memory serves Giants have better weapon strength than their counterparts and will generally murder Lords and heroes much faster.

>>182981471

Sacrifices some graphical aspects for better performance I guess

>>182982282
giants are great

>>182982974
Middenhiem should get one, RoR style.

>>182980681
Norscans do use arrows r-right guys?

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What are you having for breakfast tomorrow?

>Empire still only has a single starting position
>3 LLs in total, one of whom is both a dlc and garbage
>and they got the most boring faction leader in the entire game
Based CA.

>>182983559
>children eating heretical chaos marauder horseflakes instead of Karl Franz approved sigmar oats
Heresy

>>182983559
Black coffee, I fast tomorrow because I'm fat

>>182983704
>most boring faction has the most boring faction leader
What a shock!

>>182983704

>most boring faction leader in the entire game

That's Mannfred

>>182983869
But Manny is an adorable little guy.

>>182983704

>Volkmar bad
>Arch Lector but better that starts with Reiksguard but better and can be meta gamed to turn out warrior priests that start at level 25.

>>182980882
A minor faction is quite big. If you said to me when the first game was announced that a faction that is not one of the major 16 was getting a proper dlc, I would call bullshit but thankfully I was wrong.

>>182983525
The Hung and Kurgan do as they have horse archers. The dlc must be the three types of Chaos cultures which are Norse, Hung and Kurgan.

These guys location wise can be in all three games so putting them in now will benefit all three games.

>>182983559
I think I'll have a bowl of Gorko's.

>>182983807

Get with the times grandpa

Kids these days don't have time for your sigmar oats, they need breakfast with extra vitamin RP (That stands for R-ouinous P-owers by the way old-timer) to really fuel their day.

>>182984047
>not Morko's

>>182983525
Yeah, norscans are getting a big budget CG trailer

>>182984092
I like chocolate with my breakfast, thank you very much.

>>182983559

>He doesn't start his day with a CA approved bowl of Oops! All Vampires.

>>182983559
I bet Dwarfs just eat oatmeal and ale.

>>182983559
>ASININE MORNINGS

>>182984383
>Oops! All Vampires
This is my favorite.

>>182983869
>mot ORION

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>>182980831
You're a pretty cool dude, anon.

>>182984717

Yeah, I take it back, Mel Gibson is worse.

>>182984717
>he doesn't enjoy bullying the beastman who leads worst elves

>>182983559
I eat a healthy amount of leaves, plus some leaf-collected water. As brunch I eat some leaf flavoured leaves.

>>182984739
I like where this is going

>>182984573
>Traditional Scottish breakfast

>>182983813

Is fasting really a healthy or effective way to lose weight?

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>>182983559
Greeks

>>182985082
Yes, starvation mode is a meme, and I just do it two days out of the week. Not the days I lift tho.
The real issue is not pigging out on eat days.

>>182983525
Yes. Norscans have several bow units including Bondsmen archers and hunters to name two.

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>legendary FoTS campaign
>playing Aizu
>start of relatively alright for a legendary campaign, rapidly expand borders as people declare war on me all the time
>apparently sharing land borders with anyone is automatic war
>forced to tactically retreat from new domains
>fighting retreat as I'm flooded by shitty levy stacks that whittle me down
>lose home province Fukushima, lose northern holdings to island niggers and rebels
>constant uninterrupted war, every province has at least one raided building I can't repair because nomoney
>every port blockaded and damaged, all cost 2k to repair, which is pointless because they'll be bombarded the same turn
>line infantry is anathema to AI, only revies and high tier melee units, katana kachi and yari ki spam
>only thing that has kept me from being totally fucked in the arse is constant looting of settlements (more rebellions and shamefur action that loses daimyo honour) to keep my head above the water economically and the buddhist temple in one of my provinces that lets me spam melee units with high charge bonus
just fuck my clan up desu

>>182985082
Fasting for a day isn't all that bad. Body eventually kicks something in and stops you from being too hungry eventually.

>>182984573

>Not honey bunches of oaths.

It's the most important part of a KHAZZZUUUUUUUK day!

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>>182981425
Its seriously disappointing how easy it is to make your vassals love you in Divide Rome 2. I declared war on some Albanian fucks and since I kept killing their stacks I got diplomatic boosts with all my vassals.

Turn 30 on my latest campaign and its unlikley they will turn on my tbqh.

Or is it still to early in the campaign? This Sillykid campaign feels like its over.

>>182985518
>losing the sea

Sea is very important in legendary run.

especially the point where you upgrade to trading/military ports.

Anyone have a link to those imgur pages with all the Warhammer online concept art?

>>182985926
or the comics?

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>tfw no sci-fi TW

>>182985926
https://mega.nz/#!6VAAGTgK!OTTv7fCcPfnfMaRerAAFkMgSImIm7dpFduVvXL0kzyc

>>182986060
https://mega.nz/#!vJpkSJZT!KAJzDHJkmPwDnIcS_LxWH7CtkATGmTu1dvFVlEo1hEo

>>182985719
>This Sillykid campaign feels like its over.
Unless you've completely remade Alexander's empire I doubt it.

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>>182985782
I literally cannot do anything, attempting to make a navy would've buckled my economy, I've got the technology for it but still won't do it because I'm struggling to maintain two armies north and south to fend off invaders.
You've never SEEN war boyo, I've become war.

>>182986257
Danke

>>182980831
>>182983559
I love this thread so much

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>>182986346
I played both saga and satsuma republic vanilla legendary last month

I tried tosa republic 5 times and couldn't make it work. Kinda thought of trying Aizu republic

Out teching them at sea and playing most naval battles will clean the sea for you.

Auto resolve is too expensive unless you have a clear advantage you have to win naval battles personally. You can also easily capture some enemy ships this way to use as meat sheilds in the next battle or to save if its an iron clad you can't build for example.

>>182986346
>those odds
Man, FotS autoresolve is fucked if there are traditional units involved.

>>182987058
you have to fight almost every battle in legendary.

if you autoresolve anything close it usually means the end of your campaign.

>>182986860
Naval battles are arse though, whether or not and when your ship blows up when being fired upon seems to be totally random and I fear the odds of an engagement in legendary with the buffs the AI gets after playing battles where enemy ships would tank out 3 of my own of the same build because they all just blew up.

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>worthless ally calls you to war
>make peace with the enemy the next turn for money
>former ally gets wiped out

>ambush the enemy
>crush them, even though they were pretty equal
>pc shuts down

okay
fuck you sigmar stop fucking with my shit

>>182987320
yeah you need to out tech them, and abuse the repair button.

once you have explosive shells though its gravy. 3 ships can overwhelm 8 because you just start lighting them all on fire. and rushing them to use ships as cover.

once they get explosive shells you should then play ranged using solid shot only using explosive when they get close until you tech up to armor piercing.

The naval game is very important in FotS and if you don't like it then legendary is going to be that much harder.

its a lot of fun though once you get ramming iron clads and torpedo gunships though.

and you will be fighting a lot of uphill battles.

also defending a port is a good idea.

>>182983525
Not sure, could easily feature more than 2 factions in the trailer though.

Wil the Everqueen be a faction leader?

>>182988479
No

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i want to marry and start a family with the Everqueen

>>182988664
Why not?

>>182985518
>having that many enemies when you're surround by 90% pro-shogunate factions
Do you not know how to do diplomacy or something?

You can usually have like 3-4 allies by turn 4 or something, which pretty much keeps you safe from any pro-shogun faction declaring war.

>>182988802
>everqueen eventually marries Malekith

Poor guy, he always gets sloppy seconds.

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>play dorfs/greenshits
>capture the entirety of the badlands
>have beastmen/chaos niggers constantly flooding in from the south river and there is nothing you can do to stop it

How do you play any faction besides chaos in this, there is always some fucking horsecock problem that each faction has to put a lot into to calm before just getting overwhelmed by Chaos because the shitbrain AI just lets Archaon snowball

>>182988989
>which pretty much keeps you safe from any pro-shogun faction declaring war.
>he actually believes this
I'm not joking when I say having a land border with anyone is automatic war, no matter who they are. I was allied with the Jozai who declared war on me out of nowhere, every other ally declared war on me or were only prevented from doing so because they were ousted. Some factions even switched allegiances, I assume just to fuck me over the better.

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>>182989158

>>182988996
It all goes back to his mother
t. sigmar freud

>>182989158
You dont deserve to be a Greenskin

So would I be correct in saying it sounds like they might be filling out rosters of game 1 armies? Ie. Beastmen and Warriors?

>>182989247
Found it pretty rare that factions actually declare war out of nowhere, and if you're allied with them they nearly always break alliance a few turns before declaring war.

If factions who are meant to be friendly do declare war it's usually because you lost you're whole army so your just a sitting duck.

You can also declare war on random weak imperial factions so you're allies help and are less likely to betray you.

>>182989709
God i hope so
>tfw no Jabbasythe and its special animation when wrestling a steam tank.

>>182989158
>capture entirety of badlands
>still can't afford to fend off 4 shitty norscan stacks

If you build walls along the coast you can literally just leave the garrisons to deal with them.

>>182990129
>tfw no Ghorgon just mulching empire and stuffing them into his face

>>182985082
Ofcourse it is. Try it fatty.

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This had several minor errors that I've since fixed but never posted for some reason

>>182990839
what do these show? sorry im a bit retarded

>all this fucking Total War content we are getting over this year and the next
holy shit guys
>would you like fantasy or history sir
>gimme the lot
>would you like one wafer cheap DLC
>fuck off my harddrives full

>>182990935

Characters and the race/country/faction/city they belong to

>>182990935
Factions within factions.

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>>182980681
The lad they have doing rally point is a total cutie.

>>182990839
God im excited for Riktus stormvermin.

>>182990839
Now post the others homegirl.

>>182991050
Faggot

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>>182990839
Does Vermintide have any exclusive copyrights for making Skaven unit/army games or anything of that sort? I think the reason Warhammer Naval combat is inhibited in TW:WH is because of Man O' War having exclusive copyrights.

>>182991050
t. elves player

>>182991424
I don't believe they do.

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>>182991253
Helves are fucked because I didn't think Tyrion would take Eataine and Teclis has some sort of Saphery expedition down south. I'll fix it later.

>>182991424
I don't think so. But even if they do, I would hope they could work out some cross-promotion to bring Vermintide characters to Total War.

>>182990839

What're the chances of us getting screech? I saw someone mention he was an end times character and they've not done any of those right? He looks awesome.

>>182991424
>I think the reason Warhammer Naval combat is inhibited in TW:WH is because of Man O' War having exclusive copyrights.

I'm getting really sick of retards spreading this bs everywhere

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>play attila
>you have to play as dirty chr*stians and even if you reform to paganism then they still say cringy chr*stian "CHRIST IS KING" battle lines

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>>182991587
He's End Times so very unlikely, but I didn't find anyone else at the time to slot into the autism grid.

>>182991819
Didn't Varg pick up Paganism as an excuse to commit crimes?

>>182991897
>mp
>naval mp

That is actually an impressive amount of players

>>182991947
I think his thought process, and this is generous for a murderous arsonist, is that the current order is corrupt and needs to be destroyed. Christianity has helped form the current order, and needs to be flushed along with it.

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This one is about to be fucked too, I imagine.

>>182992189
So hard.
VoteThrogg

>>182992189
I wish we'd get taurox

>>182992370

This, after their recent post about giving up on the min campaigns and just adding 4 lords for the factions I really hope they go back and add a 4th to the rest of them.

So first W-2 DLC confirmed Tomb King since they would be on both maps?

>>182992631
>they would be on both maps?

They wouldn't, though.

TWWH map ends just above Nehekhara.

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>>182992631
Since they're the only army book race which would fit, thus take priority almost assuredly.

Chorfs and Ogres are east of the Old World and Daemons are probably in the last game due to being the big bads.

>>182992631
Im actually under the belief its the southern states

>>182992908
I think we need to be looking into the factions between the factions. I'm actually hoping for Araby to come into fruition.

>>182980681
Right, I found issues 6-8 of the Citadel Journal which was during Warhammer Fantasy 4th edition. They contain a Norse army so this is a good place to start. I must say it has special characters and lots of options so how much gets in I don't know (as it is 4th edition, some is outdated).

Characters
>General of the Norse
>Battle Standard-know as the Raefan or Raven Banner
>Norse Dwarf-Hero and Champion option
>Norse-Hero and Champion option
>Valkyrie-Hero version
>Shamans-Hero and Lord options

Regiments
>Huscarls-Elite infantry
>Ulfwerenar-They are men but can transform into Werewolves during battle
>Valkyries-Warrior women
>Bondsmen-Standard infantry
>Thralls
>Berserkers
>Ulfjarls-Super Ulfwerenar
>Hunters
>Beastmasters
>Giant
>Ogres
>Norse Dwarfs
>War Mammoth
>War Mammoth Battle Towers-Norsemen on the back of it, expect the Forge World model
>Norse Dwarf War Mammoth-Dwarf version

Norse Special Characters
>Erik Redaxe, High King of the Norse
>Sturmjarl, Shaman Lord of Ejsgard
>The Ravenswyrd
>Keorl Thunderhand Dragon Slayer

I can give more information if needed and it is likely that Norse units like Whalers, Reavers and Darksouls can make it as well.

>>182992908
>Implying they are going to add chaos daemons as individual races

>>182990839
Now that we know that we are getting more Lords in DLC, who are lizardmen going to get besides prophet of sotek? Gor-Rok?

how would a normal average human being like me win the heart of the everqueen?

>>182993703
Croak for reals

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>>182993562
>>Norse Dwarf War Mammoth-Dwarf version
Is it like, shorter?

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>>182993438
Araby is cool, but they don't have any characters other than the (dead) Sultan Jaffar and the one captain from Dreadfleet.

>>182993562
Not familiar with those special characters, is there lore about them?

>>182993986
Fucking all of them man, they are addicted to that SS.

>>182993730
you gotta pull some ollanius pius shit, except you can't die

>>182993870
True, a pipedream though. It would all depend on how much artistic freedom warhammer hand out, for all of it really.

What's the best way to find out which mod is crashing my game?

Plz halp.

>>182988996
>>182989562
Are you guys sure Malekith can even get his dick out of that armor? The guy's the knife ear equivalent of a 5000 year old kissless NEET so I've always envisioned him as being utterly consumed by Khaine's murder impulse and entirely disinterested in pleasure.

I mean, imagine how you'd feel about sex if you'd had armor fused to your flesh for millenia. His momma's the Slaaneshi degenerate.

>>182994663
He.can take.his armor off

>>182994632
>Figure out what mods ight be in conflict
>enable the one by one

>>182994747
No he can't fuck off

>>182994879
I have 76 mods.

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>>182990839
>>182991553
>>182991854
>>182992189
>>182992908
>>182993870
Is there one of these for greenskins? I don't think I've ever seen it.

Maybe the creature in the OP isn't a gobbo but a troll or something instead?

A dead norscan troll could struck by HE arrows could explain what we're seeing right here.

>>182995046
You're above the mod limit. Start pruning.

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I missed other units which I will put here.

>Snow Trolls
>Bears-Yes, you read that correctly.
>Giant Wolves
>Dire Wolves

>>182993870
Here is a picture of Erik Redaxe which I hope is readable.

>>182993868
No but it is a bolt thrower on the back.

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>no more mini-campaigns
>trade off for 2x more legendary lords in the packs for a total of 4, each with their own start position and faction

>>182994935
But he can anon
He has done it repeatedly in novels

>>182994275
How do I do that?
Defeat a horde all by myself?

You think Sigmar would be my wingman and help me if I tried to do that?

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>>182995189

>Eric Redaxe

Oh cool, the one that invaded Ulthuan. Maybe he'll represent Norsca in 2.

>>182995425
Does it leave him as debilitated as he was before putting it on? Does he have to sacrifice a bunch of virgins just to muster the strength to stand up so it can be put back on?

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>>182995292
And a more complete roster at release

>>182995640
No
He casually take it off when at home

Its not even.random novels
Its malus darkblade stuff

>>182995947
I have read all the Darkblade novels and they say nothing about Malekith casually removing his armor.

gobbos?

>>182996113

more like faggos lol

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>Dylan Sprouse

Is he /OurGuy/?

>>182995578
> 2502
The timeline matches up, I thought Eric was history by the way they talked about him

>>182995062
It's with the dwarfs.

>>182995947
Pretty damn sure that armors there to keep the fire of Asuryan in check.

>>182995947
>Near death, Malekith would be taken away and healed by his mother, Morathi and taken to the lands of Nagarythe. From there, Malekith was encased in a suit of magical black-metal, the plates literally searing itself upon Malekith's own flesh.

The armor is literally seared on to him. He can't just casually take it off. It's the only thing keeping him alive ala Darth Vader.

>>182996221
Didn't he make that beastman battle map that was a giant mountain of poop? That seems like something one of /ourguys/ would do.

>>182980681
I would love a forest spider goblin tribe in the middle of the Empire.

do you guys think morathi loves her son?

>>182996221

>Brother keeps up acting
>Drowning in pussy on a show that s 70% hot women

>Attempt to become King of the Neets instead.
Yeah hes /ourgy/
>>182996512
If that's true then he's here. Tell us which castmate on Riverdale Cole is fucking Dylan!

>>182996642
Have you ever met a mother that didn't love their own son?

>>182996762
I've heard lots of stories

>>182996515
More Gobbo heroes one day anon

>>182995947

Malekith's face is never even described in the Darkblade novels, only his eyes.

>>182997138
He looks like Steve Buscemi

>>182995491
sigmar is a bro
any man that intentionally tries to take down the legions of darkness just for a shot at some elf pussy is worthy of his assistance
just look at the empire captain from Mark of Chaos

>>182996512
>>182996679
Yes. Why does no one have gameplay of it. I want to the great battle for the big heap of crap.

https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/5ttu48/war_stinks_thats_why_i_created_a_whole_map/

>>182997864
Now this is shit posting

>>182993687
Subfactions of daemons of chaos, obviously

>>182997864
Post hair with timestamp or fuck off

What is it with dudes getting hit by cannon balls but then standing up again in napoopan?

>>182997864
i never knew that guy was that much of an autist kek

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>>182981796

>15 fps

>>182981796
>empire fighting dawi
what the FUCK do you think you're doing

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>>182998867

Has canonically happened. Maybe the Dawi refused Anons reasonable demands?

Over the fallen gates perhaps?

>>182999120
Just how buttpained can dwarves get?

why isnt there a good memehammer rpg

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>>182998867
MAKING RIGHT THA GROOODGE!

>>182999276
Games Workshop is full of assholes, and AoK was alright, did some things different.

>>182999276
Because it's a shitty setting for RPGs, it's a wargame setting.

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>>182999585
How is it possible to be this wrong?

>>182999585
>Because it's a shitty setting for RPGs
why do you think that

>>182999120
Civilisation of autists

>>182999585
Fuck right off WHFRPG is based

>>182999585

Huh? You have literally every single fantasy meme stuffed into the same universe at once. It would be a spectacularly autistic person who couldn't come up with some half-decent RPG story from warhammer.

>>183000101
Gotrek and Felix is basically a long series of RPG games.

>>182999857
By having played tabletop RPGs for more than 10 years

>>182999974
Little to no diversity in all domains compared to any other settings.

>>183000101
Huh? Who talked about not being able to come up with a story in that settings?

>>182997785
Even if I do all that to marrying an elf and wrecking her elf pussy?

>>182991819
Pretty sure they change lines. That's what happened when I was playing the WRE and converted

>>183000307
it is a closely guarded secret, but elf pussy is in fact the most sacred in all of the cult of sigmar

>>183000462
wew
Praise be to Sigmar and his infinite wisdom, then

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S O O N

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plz let the second lord for Norsca be best waifu

PLEASE

Alright, I'm a Warhammer vet but a Total War newb. Had a crack with the Empire and Karl as my leader, pacified Riekland and took Marienburg (Except the city state outpost to the northeast, AI took that and I did not want to fight them), took the entire province/district of Nuln. Prioritized economy, Specifically getting the port in Altdorf and Marienburg highest as soon as possible, along with getting Altdorf's main building to level five.

I had three armies, one under a warrior priest, then Karl, and another priest I was using for 'ferry' duties.

Everyone to the north and east of me fucking died and while I defeated the main Chaos invasion (Archaon, Kholek, Sigvald and Harvey Birdman) the Varg and the Vampires to the east were busy ruining my shit.

Where did I go wrong? What should I have done better? Gone and smashed Middenland and used that as my bulwark against the Chaos nutters? Recruited more armies? I won at least 90% of my battles, but lost the war.

>>183001417
>khorne's fuckhole
>best waifu

>>182996291
Oh right, I'm retarded.

>Grumlok and Gazbag
Never heard of these, I like them.

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>>183001417
wouldnt it make more sense for her to be a lord of daemons of chaos

CA GIVE ME WHITE FURRED SKAVEN WAIFU
NOT BLOATED BABY FACTORY
IT"S IN THE FUCKING LORE
REEEEEEEEE

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Day of the Rope for Ulthuan usurpers SOON.

>>183001940
I think you have to click on an office first

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>>183002406

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>>183002406

Skaven females flooding the Old World by the millions and mass cucking human women fucking when?

Night Gobbo or Orc shaman?

>>182999585
I could easily imagine something like Dragon Age or even an action game like Shadow of Mordor set in the Old World.

>>182999268
>>182999997
Its even funnier when the actual culprit wasn´t the elector count but a bird who thaught goldis shiny and stole it.

>>183002542
Wait a minute, that's not a rat

In total war: warhammer, what's the difference between military allies and defensive allies?

>>183002542
Warpspawn Warhammer RPG supplement

>>183001512
but she is one of khornes favoured warriors, stop bully! meanie! :(

>>183002212
She has lore that would justify her as a Norscan LL, she would fit both equally well

>>183003060

Defensive allies are only called when you are attacked.

Regular ones can be called when you attack someone.

>>183003161
Thanks.

>>183003060

You're expected to declare war on whoever declares war on your defensive Ally.

You're expected to declare war on whoever your military Ally declares war on.

>>183003232
And you can ask your military allies to attack a specific target

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playing legenday empire. few mods here and there, no overhauls.

Last turn, I got Bordeleaux to accept vassalisation in return for me joining their war against mousillon - which they were winning. Red duke is landless and his shitty army is crubling somewhere down south. couldnt believe my luck.

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>>183002406
No it's not, fuck off furfag

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Hey I found a unit that outriders can bully around.

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>>183003452
One mod I'm using is one that beefs up the orc hordes. Skulsplitters were threathening my borders around marienburg with two stacks, and I couldnt get my own there in time.

due to my recent success with bordeleaux, I decided to see if I could call anyone nearby to help, and to my great surprise, Leoncoeur was also willing to become my vassel - in return for me reclaring war on skaeling. I figured this had the nice added benefit of ending the war between middenland and bretonia, and hey, free vassals, right?

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Is this worth fighting?

>>183003805
>tfw skaven patriarchy

>>183003810
I feel like outriders shouldn't suck as much as they do.

>>183003898
>The white furred patriarchy oppresses all of us non binary skaven

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>>183003894
wrong.

If you turn large army off it just becomes a 20 v 20 right? No additional kikery is afoot afterwards?

>>183001494
>Where did I go wrong? What should I have done better?
Your job is to get a coalition together against Chaos.
You can usually get most of the Empire states. Brettonia and maybe the Dwarfs.
Make sure you all got Military accces so you can move through each others territories and coordinate targets (especially useful for catching Norse stacks).

Play how Karl Franz would play.

>>183003938
They don't suck though. Every other mounted ranged unit in the game usually has less range and no armor penetration.

karl franz is just an up-jumped snotty nobleman

>>183001512
She is a pure virginal maiden who doesn't even know what a penis is you baka!

>handmaidens of the everqueen isn't a high elf unit

what the fuck

I KNOW WHY CA WONT SHOW SKAVEN YET
they are preorder-dlc ala Chaos.
They figured if they wait to reveal skaven then bad press wont have time to wreck the preorder ship like in the first warhammer.

SCREENSHOT THIS IT WILL HAPPEN CA WILL SELLLLL YOU SKAVEN AND IT DOES NOT COME WITH GAME

>>183004436

t. Boris Todbringer

>>183004674
she is literally the breeding hole khorne hatefucks when he is mad about something

she is literally a living fuckhole, "warrior prowess" my ass

>>183004436

He is a prince of Reikland and ever has the taint of cowardice lingered about that house.

>>183003805
>didn't bother to check Warpspawn
>believing skaven lies
fuck off faget

>>183004723
I think they said preorder wasn't a race though?

>>183004723

Reworked race from TWW1. Skaven weren't in 1.

>>183004723
This is confirmably false

>>183005307>f you do pre-order Total War: Warhammer 2 you'll once again have access to a new playable race, but interestingly, it's not intended for that game. Instead, players that pre-order will be able to play a brand new race in the previous title, Total War: Warhammer, prior to the release of Warhammer 2.

here you go fags

http://www.grognard.org.uk/Preservation/Strike-to-Stun/sts6/Warpspawn.pdf

FUCKING SOURCE TO FEMALE SKAVEN NON BABY MACHINE
GIVE IT TO ME NOW CA
REEEEEEEEE

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>>183005272
Warpspawn literally is a fanfiction written by a random dude on the internet you mongoloid, the rpg supplement is Children of the Horned Rat and that's where the quote comes from.

Kill yourself furfag.

Anyone having problems saving the configs? I need to change my video settings everytime I open the game.

>>183005932
>ABLOOBLOO BLOO FANFICTION
NOT
AN
ARGUMENT

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>>183005764
Imagine being so fucking stupid that you end up posting fanfiction as a source of canon info just being you want to fap to warhammer female rats

Doesn't it get more retarded than that?

ISABELLA

VON

CARSTEIN

>>183006562
>you want to fap to warhammer female rats
>he doesn't
literally this gay

>>183006682
VLAD!

VON

CARSTEIN

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>>183005764
>Source is literally fanfiction

Furfags, when will they learn?

>>183006897
>>183006562
>>183005932
>>183003805
being THIS baited

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>>183007272

>>183003938

They should be armour piercing, all gunpowder units should be

>>183007586

Outriders are armor piercing. Free company and pistoliers aren't.

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Rock the boat!

gotrek and felix when

>>183007379
MERELY

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>>183007843

>>182985719
I want to pinch Seleuci-chan's cheeks

>>183008320
tomorrow's tuesday

I just realized that the dark elf trailer follows the exact scene structure of the opening for star wars ANH

Good god they don't even try to hide the obvious darth vader influence on malekith

>>183008609
It's much more like rogue one

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>>183005764
There aren't any skaven waifus
But take this lizardmen one :^)

da posta below me post ez akchually a grot

do nuff believ' 'ez liez

>>183009480
But anon...
There are no lizardmen waifus either ;_;

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>>183009581
Nice try ya grot

>>183009580

Greenskins literally calling it as always.

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post CARNAGE

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>Post Roll Picture in /v/ Total War Warhammer thread
>Banned for 24 hours from /v/ for "Posting Dubs/Get post image"

T-Thanks Mods

>>183010532
>going to /v/

You see your error.

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>>183010424

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>>183010424

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>>183010424
G O B L I N S

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>>183010424

>>183010424
combat moves too fast to be able to observe anything close

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Norscan waifus when?

>>183011547
>shi*ldmaidens
this triggers the 'tism

>>183011547
Katheryn Winnick must be the most beautiful woman alive after young Liv Tyler

>>183011517

this

>play on very hard
>If I avert my eyes for a second, someone somewhere will be suboptimal (specially when cavalry is involved)
>All those cinematic animations are wasted

>>183011517
>>183011746
>not saving replays of particularly interesting fights
The Roman Empire didn't fall for this.

>>183011547
What a shit show

>>183012168

Its what I do

But its not the same feeling, idk

>>183011683
Definitely. Both of their good looks are forever preserved in media so I can forgot about their eventual slide into shit looks.

>>183012402
Honestly they both still look amaznig

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>>182980681
This fantasy trash has ruined the series. Why couldn't they just have stuck to historical games?

>>182983869

At least Manlet is OP as fuck.

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>>183010424

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>>183011517
Usually I just pause mid combat and check out the battle lines.

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>missed the sale on bundle store

You reckon there will be another soon, on steam maybe?

>>183012732
>itdidnthavetobethisway.jpg

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This is from the blog, and CA stated its a teaser for the new Race. Can it be anything BUT Norsca at this point?

>>183012732

Is that a blood mod I spot? Doesn't that rape FPS?

>>183012986
Strigoi Border Prince

Could someone post the mega link to the wh books? I want to read these mallusdarkblade ones.

>>182991854

Shouldn't Tilea get that high priestess of Myrmidia?

She's basically Warhammer Pope.

>>183012986
I would honestly be shocked if it wasnt Norsca

>>182999585

Literally the most popular RPG setting in central and east Europe.

Far more popular than D&D crap.

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Who here /goodgoym/?

I swear it's like crack.

>>183013023

>Yes
>Only in large battles on open ground, but not in sieges for me,

>>183013492
same

but mine is fitgirl

>>183013492
preordered war2 as soon as it was available

>>183013593
But you can't do the achievements that way BROOOOOOOO!

>>183004685

Because there is no Everqueen yet?

They will obviously come in DLC with Alarielle.

>>183013739
No DLC for DLC :^)

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>The new DLC for TW:W isn't Norsca.
>It's Mousillon
>Kemmler gets moved to Mousillon lands
>Added Mallobaude
>New fucking undead units
>New undead mechanics, campiric corruption of holy knights
>Another random Legendary Lord for Undead because why the fuck not

What's your reaction?

>>183013739
>Everqueen is DLC

These fucking jews holy shit
how do they know the best way to get my shekels?

>>183004685
With a shieldless version of the Lothern Sea Guard and the Arrow effects from WElves, you can mod them pretty easily.

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The sooper sekrit suprise in the Dark Elf trailer was the fucking rat

>>183013821
I mean, I'd like it, but I don't think it warrants its own race pack, and they'd have to give a second start position since that's already been announced. Maybe Mallobaude as Mousillon proper and Kemmler as an undead horde as some people have said.

But the only new unit you need to add are Knights of the Black Grail.

>>183013873
> Expecting anyone other than Tyrion and Teclis as the default LLs
Anon...

>>183014053
It still took everyone until now to realize it

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>>183013821

>>183014139
You'd think that the literal queen of the high elves would be a leader

>>183013821
Disgust because Undead have by far the most shit given/handed to them while Empire has virtually nothing in comparison.

>>183013821
Meh. The only thing that would get me hyped about Vampires is that if they went back to 6th edition and added the bloodlines.

>>183014253

No fuck off, instead you get this Literally Who necromancer.

>>183014253
The leader of her realm, yeah, but Tyrion is fucking her in place of the actual king Finubar. Teclis comes bundled with him and they're two of the strongest in their respective fields.

>>183014253
Not really; her and Finubar are nowhere near Tyrion's and Teclis' popularity or prevelance in the lore.

>>183014253
But the High Elves have a literal queen as leader, Finny the Fabulous.

>>183014467

Tyrion and Teclis are some of the shittiest characters in WH lore along Manny. And ET made them even worse.

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Rate my SweetFX.

Because I can't get hard without the approval of random strangers on the internet.

I've been experimenting with the HDR but I wonder if I've pushed it back too far.

Opinions?

>>183014253
>literal queen of the high elves would be a leader
>queen
>leader
Yeah no

I WANT A SALE ON THE TOTAL WAR GAMES

>>183014682

Add more sharpening.

There never is enough sharpening

>>183014253

Gotta save someone for the DLC. Please understand.

>>183014682
Rather dark but the colours look rich, it's good.

>>183014797

You really think so? I feel I might have gone overboard with the saturation. I don't like it when it looks too cartoony.

>>183014834

So you think the saturation is just right? Neat, I'll keep that in mind.

>>183014671
t. Malekith the Crispy

Also, End Time made everyone worse except Settra and Kroak.