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>Doomfist! (Now on PTR)
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/doomfist
[YouTube] [NEW HERO – COMING SOON] Doomfist Origin Story | Overwatch (embed)

>Most recent developer update
[YouTube] Developer Update | Introducing Doomfist | Overwatch (embed)
>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20861969
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker and lore
http://www.overstalk.io
https://imgur.com/a/iYaTq

>Hero tips, tricks, and basics
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R (embed)

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leaderboards
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com

>eSports info and Contenders League
https://over.gg
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
https://www.overwatchcontenders.com
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I want to cuddle with her so badly.
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Here comes T.Racer!
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>>182898558
>bulge

You sick fucks need to get put in a mental hospital for electrotreatment.
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>inb4 this thread gets deleted because of ass
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>>182898452
>[YouTube]
I see you are a hardcore cocksucker. And I'm sure that's cool and all in your circles, but please, don't ever make OPs again. Thank you!
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>>182898558
here cums yer mum u bloody dyke
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can a "anonymous" poster confirm that the last general was purged due to fartposting in op?
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>>182898558

here gomes

t.racer :DDD
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>>182898452
Jamison Fawkes!
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>>182898702
I didn't even notice that. You might have a problem, anon. Looks flat enough to me.
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Poor little white boi.
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The more beautiful a love the more fragile it is, correct?
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I took some screenshots of some of the sexism and obsession with the appearance of the female commentators in the Overwatch World Cup. Women are just not taken seriously in this game, which is why every single team that’s played so far is 100% men.

Good on Blizzard for making sure the analyst desk was 50/50 men/women, but now you need to do something about these people we play the game with, because playing with these sexist idiots is fucking exhausting and demoralizing.

There MUST be a NO TOLERANCE policy for discrimination in the game. It’s the only way to stamp this crap out.
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>>182898937
imageposting is a good way to scare the normos away
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>>182898452
>simply copy pasting the previous OP
confirms how retarded dvafags are
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>butthurt hot pocket jockeys have deleted 2 threads in the past 24 hours
Sad!
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>D.va avatar post saying "Fags!"
>Tracer is a girld male
>here comes T.racer
>reminder McCree loves to lick Junkrat's dirty bunghole clean
>i want a Reinhardt tittypad :3


Did I miss any?
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>>182899059
>>reminder McCree loves to lick Junkrat's dirty bunghole clean
This is both wrong AND objectively false!
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>>182898976
Bad bait, try again
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>>182898937
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>>182899059
This is worse than the league of legends general
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>>182899157
wait did I get them the other way around?
fuck
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>>182898976
good bait friend

*dabs in your direction*
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>>182899025
>ywn use your sisters dirty panties as a Reaper mask for your cosplay
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>>182898976
Chuckled.
Where did you get the original image from though?
Don't tell me it's OC
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>>182898976
soe a cute though
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>>182899413
I'm guessing some Tumblr post that actually believes what he posted
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>>182899314
steal pantsu pantsu
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>>182899059

>homo image post of reaper and S76 "Are you ready for the big reveal?"
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>>182898750
>>182898750
If a poster gets banned all his posts get deleted. If one of those posts is the thread itself, the thread is deleted, because no OP post, no thread. He could have been banned for anything, who cares. Follow the rules and everything is fine.
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>tfw the wait for the next event
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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

Was the other thread deleted because of those mongolians?
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>>182899250
Junkrat is entirely uninvolved in McGenji anon's posts!
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>>182899520
You guessing correctly, friendo.

http://advanced-anon.tumblr.com/post/163016804239/toastbre4d-asynca-i-took-some-screenshots-of
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>>182899625
Nah, thread was posted before other one hit bump limit.
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>>182899651
>dumb roastie mad that a pretty girl is getting attention
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>>182899590

Fuck off, autistic slave.
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>>182899580
Oh please, I haven't done that in ages. I post art with dumb questions attached as an excuse to post new pics I find. I haven't even lore posted about them in weeks.

Probably because, you guessed it, no new lore. Other than Doomfist. And the bbc meme was fun for a while but that got boring too.
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>>182899865

This is a viable explanation.
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>>182899651

>It’s a shame, really, because the few women (that I know of) I’ve come across in online games so far were some of the best and nicest teammates I’ve ever had. What can we do to make these misguided people realize that women are people too (gasp) and that being a sexist asshole won’t get you anywhere?

W E W
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>>182900028
#blessed #preach #it #sister
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>>182899645

Apologies I messed up.
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is twitch kill?
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>>182900028
He's right to a degree. The best players I've added from /owg/ were two women.
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>>182900028
>and that being a sexist asshole won’t get you anywhere?

Last time I checked one of them became the most powerful man in the world.
BTFO!
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>level up OTP smurf
>EZ golds 90% of games
>every once in a while get forced into 1v6 situation
>can't headshot quickly enough
>team somehow continues to stagger on a reset
>other OTPs falling on their faces when trying to get one kill
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>tfw want to voice communicate
>tfw nobody does on console
>tfw dont like gaming with a mouse and keyboard
Ugh cant wait for Destiny 2 to be released so I can finally have fun again.
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>>182899513
>cute
>looks like a lesbian made in tumblr

Okay
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>>182900143
That's okay! I thought you did it on purpose, but mistakes happen!
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>>182900202
ye, now I have to find my tittystreamer on yt while it's down
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>>182900202

I think so.

Serves the SEXISTS right.
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>>182900462
What fucking general d you think you're in
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wow they really made getting hit from behind by doomfist feel like an authentic encounter with a black person
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What are you listening to, /owg/?

https://youtu.be/8GW6sLrK40k
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>>182900202

is /owg/ kill?
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>found this pic a few days ago and thought it was pretty funny
>find it on Chu's list of liked pics

GOOD
TASTE
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>>182900726

You just reminded me of an old you rage you lose .gif of a black guy bitchslapping an elderly bus driver living him unconscious.
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>>182900760
I'm unironically listing to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fck5xbodonc
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>OP image deleted
d.vafags confirmed yet again to be the most retarded of all
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>>182900839

Is Michael Chu a homosexual?
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>>182900760
https://youtu.be/XCiDuy4mrWU
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>>182900760

>posting your own music on 4chan
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>>182901047
>the eternal janny butthurt continues
Who pissed in his hot pockets lately?
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nice job OP, first you fuck up the OP text, now the image is deleted

dva fags are literally braindead
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>>182900996
thank you for showing me this
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>>182901071
You tell me
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>>182900760
https://youtu.be/XSbZidsgMfw

I swear im not black
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>>182900930
yes that is how black act in real life
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>fucked up OP text
>image got deleted
>previous thread got nuked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_4Kut9WkT8
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>>182899059
>Me ooga team booga
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>>182900760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGHRtclviqM

Im not mexican I just like this song
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>>182900760
https://youtu.be/ePpPVE-GGJw
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>>182900760
Overwatch RP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__ti4W65wng

Don't judge me...
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>>182901521
Oh god we're reaching autism levels that aren't mapped yet
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>>182901521
Oh hey i've listened to this a few times, next to the Mercy one
please help me
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>>182901386
>that link
This is amazing
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>>182900760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K42ED-7PWAo
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>>182900760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcm46Z8ePPw
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>>182901386

>every ylyl .gif ever in one video

Nice one.
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>>182901386
DELET THIS
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>>182901521
You must really want to lewd the D.va
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>>182900760

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bziKjwrP5q8
Instapicking McCree every game, playing in character.
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>>182901521
DO NOT OPEN THIS VIDEO, ONCE YOU HAVE GONE THIS ROUTE ALL WILL BE LOST AND YOU WILL BE GONE FOREVER!
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>>182902094
We just game for a little, Hana and me are not this lewd! We are not on this kind of relationship level yet.
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>>182901521
Cute concept but it seems hard to get into since it doesn't sound like her.
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Is there anything more cancer than roleplayers like this faggot >>182902348
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REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN
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>>182900760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o1pPE6l0Vo

Are they liked in America?
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>>182902348
I don't know, I refuse to believe you haven't held hands or licked her.
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this thread is getting too much for me now im outta here
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>>182901521
>sound only

what's the fucking point
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>legendary drop
>cybergoth zarya
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>my Pulse Bomb falls in a small hole and never explodes

why does this happen
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>>182902729

Listen to some ASMR Mercy to calm down.
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>>182899542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN8LIhHIJSI
YA-HAAAA
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>>182902874
>Tfw every mercy player keeps spamming 'you're welcomve' at me
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>>182902762
background noise my boy
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mercy ruins this game
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>tfw Mercy and Dva both have annoying ass voicelines that make me hate them so I cant enjoy their ASMR
maybe if Dva wasnt gamur girl XD and Mercy didnt sound like a needy bitch I could enjoy it
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>>182902869
It's a symbol for your life.
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>>182900996
What the fuck did you do to me, now I can't stop listening to this on loop.
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>>182900760
As I'm playing Lucio right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
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>>182903293
No, making her invulnerable while ult'ing ruins the game.

It punishes good players who can shoot her, and rewards bad players by letting them get away with bad positioning and awareness.
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>play QP to practice Sombra
>enemy team is full dive meta
>my team full of DPS, torb and symm
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>>182903432
>enjoying ASMR
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>>182903547
Did you get that from this montage ?
https://youtu.be/kxnHiFZfLfk
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I'm about to buy OW on PC (moving over from console).

Trips or 00 names my Battlenet account (nothing bannable).
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>>182904209
El negro loco
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>>182903975
yeah its good, it would be better if there were girls that sound like the actual voice actress
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>>182904209
PoorLittleWhiteBoi and only play as Doomfist
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>>182904209
WetSahara.
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>>182903989
Is that Literally Me?

No actually, when I first heard about his buff I just immediately thought "floor it". I guess I wasn't the only one who thought of Gas Gas Gas.
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>>182904209
XniggerslayerX
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>>182904209
SissyBoi69
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>>182904209
Weing-Shei
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>>182904209
YourOwnMedicalHarlot
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>>182904209
Phaget
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>>182903989
Actually made me laugh kek
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>>182904209
Jessicaxoxo
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>>182904854

If no gets are to be had, I might just go with this. Made me laugh out loud.
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>>182902729
yeah it's getting pretty bad
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>>182904209
>>182905030
>he doesn't know
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Cumskin...
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>>182900202
Net neutrality is ruining america
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>>182903591
>her ult comes out
>she dies but everyone is revived anyway
Would this really make a difference
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>>182904209
Fernando and only play reinhardt
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Let pachimari bring peace to this general.
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>>182906142
WAKE THE FUCK UP
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>>182906207
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>casual masters shitter
>have to play every single day or drop out of my rank

I get it for GM, since you don't want a ton of smurfs in top 500(not that this has stopped them), but decay in diamond/masters is fucking retarded.
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>>182906142
I want to nut inside that thing
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OMNIC
HEIRESS
SOCIALITE
IT-GIRL
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>>182906560
Throws up nuts and bolts and Zenyatta tells her she isn't living her life correctly plus correctional slap.
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>>182906560
This is even worse than your "medic with mccrees revolver that throws max health packs everywhere" idea.
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Is Mercy this game's Ying?
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>Resurrection in a pvp game
what autist thought this was fair?
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>>182906142
Uwaa~
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>>182906983
no it isn't tasteless fool
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>>182907287
Possibly?
Katsuragi's better.
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>>182907287
My nigga Squidward looking out for them goods
>>182907882
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>>182907615
>Respawning in a pvp game
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>>182908131
stop hitting the desk you dumb loli
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>>182908131
>being purposefully dense
stop breathing anytime
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>get to 2900
>sink to 2400
OHHH MY GOOOD FUCK THIS GAMMME JUST LET ME WIN HOLY SHIT
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Some asked for me to post the best girl, right?
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There must be at least one nice thing you can say about this poor couple struggling to stay together, right /owg?
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>>182908535
What the fuck is up with her boots?
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>>182908535
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>>182908642
That how they are in the game????

>>182908687
R U D E
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They need to find a. Way to make the tanks and supports more fun to play. Like 90% of my games have been losses because all these idiots only want o play DPS and we end up with it a 4/1/1 setup and obviously get rolled because they aren't even good at DPS
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Mei is cute. CUTE!
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>>182908687
>kick spray
My fucking african american brother, perfect any time someone slaps down their own sprays especially if its a "cute" or "pixel" one
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>>182908635
Both are good soldiers
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so much fun ss enemy snipers laff
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>>182908796

DVA is the only fun tank
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So I'm playing with an unranked mate in Quick Play and it's honestly pretty amazing how bad people can be at this game. At least it's pretty fun to consistently get 4 golds as Zenyatta.
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>>182908963
They were.
That was the problem
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She got you something! Say something nice to her.
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>go Zarya because Doomfist instalock wants to combo
>enemy team has a Widow and Hanzo and Doomfist won't stop peeking and dying
>"ZARYA WANT TO COMBO ULT?" every 30s or so
>finally combo and he gets POTG
>I'm sitting here at 52% kill participation and solo killed 5 on my own

Zarya never gets love.
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>>182909129
I've got hay fever
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>>182909129
I don't know but I been told
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>>182909213
Thats lewd anon!
Good thing I like being lewd back~~~

>>182909262
Cotton eye!
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>>182909262
Mei's pussy is mighty cold
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She is NOT fat.
T H I Q Q is better.
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>still haven't got Reaper or Zenyattas pixel sprays cheevos
Its not even that I want the sprays, its just the personal achievement to say "yeah I done that"
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God I wish that were me.

>>182909631
Dont worry anon, I have 500+ hours and still havent gotten a Junkie legendary. I dont play him- but its still weird.
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I want to pinch her tummy!
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>leveling OTP smurf in QP
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Tfw no transfu on team France this year. Rip Kitty best support EU.
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>tfw you set a goal for the day for yourself and you reach it
I'm finally at 1950.
Gold here I come! Some other day. Not today. I'm done today.
God, why is it always "Lose, win, win" every single session? Can't I just win the first match and be done with it?
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>>182910028
>OTP smurf
One true pairing smurf?
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What nice thing would you say to her?
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>>182910028
same, thi shit is taking forever
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>>182910084
good, the tranny lovers and tranny haters made it unbearable last year
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>>182910210
I didn't notice
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>>182910084
Kitty is trans? wait what
now I need to unfollow her on twitter
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>>182909024
What? Dva is is probably the least fun tank in my eyes, you're basically just a DM bot.

Knocking people around, charging, landing sick shatters, and shielding your team as rein can be fun.

Zarya is basically a DPS that can protect her teammates, with one of the best ults in the game.

Roadhog got to land hooks and wasn't as reliant on his team

Not a fan of winston, but bullying enemy supports and knocking people around/feeding is kind of fun.

Literally don't understand how anyone can enjoy playing DVA though, other than her being a qt animu girl. She's the mercy of tanks.
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Summer Games outfit when?
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>>182910309
Rude.
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>>182910321
Dva can fly, knock people around (and off edges), and has a very satisfying ult.
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>>182910148
I want her to look up at me and smile as our eyes meet when we cuddle under the blanket

Then have her go wild on my cock as we fuck like rabbits on cocaine during an orgy in a brothel
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>>182910309
he looks straight up like a man only a retard cant tell
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>stuck on support as usual
>it's a 5v6 in our favor with an enemy leaver
>my team still loses and gets their shit pushed in by a single Genji
I fucking hate this character so much and want him nerfed to oblivion like Roadhog. It utterly stupid how hard he can carry
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>>182910434
T-thats lewd anon! Mei is NOT for fugging.
Just look at this C U T E face.
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>>182910487
>he
But the penis is feminine???
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Holy shit now that I discovered advanced wall riding Lucio is actually fun as fuck
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>>182910551
You don't think Mei has any urges?
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>>182910413
I guess knocking people off ledges is fun, but there are people who find her ult satisfying? It's basically fire and forget and hope you get lucky or you're just using it before you die so you can get your mech back.
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>Ana and Mercy constantly on me as Winston
>can go fucking crazy
>constant triple kills even with a Reaper and D.Va around
>making sure our Roadhogs hooks are capitalized on
>McCree/Soldier cleaning up anything that gets through
>Widow/Hanzo on enemy team getting progressively angrier
>entire team compliments each other at the end
>guy getting angrier tells us all to kill ourselves and we just say "Dude calm down and stop raging"
I love when my team is full of awesome people.
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>>182910805
Urges that Junkrat can take care of!
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>>182909749
every second orange I open is either a Dva, Winston or Mei duplicate

no Reaper legendary yet, which is especially nice given how I basically "main" him
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does their next hero need to be released faster than usual? like within two months.
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I wonder what her password is!

>>182910984
I get a legendary about every 5ish crates.
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>>182910925
WELL WELL WELL
I happen to be a Junkrat and reaper main
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Any tips for fucking with retards on comp? Playing as Hanzo has been an absolute blast what else is there to do?
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>>182910843
Yeah but when you DO get lucky or throw it down the big corridor near the second point of El Dorado where it's a guaranteed teamwipe and kill absolutely everyone it feels so great.

The possibility of "never dying" is satisfying too especially if you know how to get your mech back fast, or if you're really good about timing your ults with your mech nearly dying.
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I dont bee-lieve it!

>>182911136w
How does one main something that just lobs grenades across the field?

>>182911192
Play Mei and wall them off and spam ice puns. Its what I do.
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>pick Sombra
>we lost this because you weren't getting kills
I hate it when people defuslt to Sombra when we had a fucking Junkrat in attack. I was doing my job as diruption by making sure Torb's turret was never up and destroying Sym's teleported before it ever got a single use but nope it always Sombra's fault
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>>182911192
Symm teles off cliff or way back at the start of the map when you're defending at the end.

Mei walls

Mercy res on first point after the enemy team has capped.

Battle Mercy/Ana/Lucio.

Picking Bastion/Torb/Junkrat

My personal favorite: Locking in Genji/Tracer and picking one player on the enemy team(usually a mercy, but zen/ana or an immobile dps work too), killing them as quickly as you can and then spending the rest of the game spawncamping them. If they manage to get back to their team, solo dragonblade/pulsebomb them and go back to camping.
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Whats your guys' favorite skin? Personally mine is Sym's Oasis one that just came out.
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>Queue up for Comp because I'm fucking retarded
>Duo-stack DPS joins as Tracer and Reaper
>Reaper says his Tracer friend is having some lag but is fine
>Go Zarya
>Enemy team has a really shitty Hanzo and Sombra
>Basic setup at Eichenwalde
>Bubble the Rein so he can take on the D.Va
>Shit on the Hanzo and Sombra that are trying to sneak around
>Their Rein finally pins me after a mediocre 3min def to cap
>See what Tracer is doing
>Running around using sprays
>Reaper is following her around
>Basically 4v6
>They slowly make it to 3cap
>Attack
>Quickly get on point because they have Orisa and Junk now
>Have 2 ults and use them but no one capitalizes on either
>Finally die
>Tracer is still running around just using sprays
Why do I even play Comp
>Get card for most damage as Zarya
I didn't even know that was possible.
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>>182911285
Despite his inability to aim and hit airborne taegets, he has great hidden power, especially if ypu p.ay like a martyr, like say d.va, get in close, immediately toss a trap, if she gets trapped, UNLOAD, if not, use mine and bail out, this method completely fucks up DPS and supports, most tanks can kill you if they're good though, his ult is also very fun to use if you can get behind them too. He has some fun play styles, sit and wait for the trap + mine kill, martyr, sneak and streak, or just be a dick and force the enemy to deal with you, also he can fuck barrierfags up
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>>182910925
Patrician taste.
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I want zarya to choke me
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>>182911694
>My personal favorite: Locking in Genji/Tracer and picking one player on the enemy team(usually a mercy, but zen/ana or an immobile dps work too), killing them as quickly as you can and then spending the rest of the game spawncamping them. If they manage to get back to their team, solo dragonblade/pulsebomb them and go back to camping.
oh shit that is brilliant lmao
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Im almost out of Meis. Sorry anons, but Ill only be here for a few more!

>>182911946
Hm, I guess you're right. It IS hilarious to watch a Skillrat set up infront of their spawn and get a triple because the healers/dps walk out first.

>>182911991
Meihem is best ship!
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>>182911483
it's just faggots that don't keep up with what's going on in the game Sombra is way up in usability. Though to be fair she can get solo kills too with good aim
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>>182911694
>>182911192
>>182912106
Another fun one I left out. Go pharah and play normally until your Mercy has res. Fly over a pit and when players start dying on your team, drop down and die. Mercy can't fly on her own and will fall to her death too.

Sadly, this typically only works once per game, maybe twice if you can convince her you ran out of fuel.
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She just doesnt care!
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>Loss 1(Support): Team can't kill a single Genji
>Loss 2(Offense): Attack Junkrat contributing nothing
>Loss 3(Tank): Triple DPS, solo healing, then 4 DPS on defense, solo healing again
Why do I always have to get he biggest idiots
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>>182911694
thanks vro
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[S A D]
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First game into masters I run into Kelvin711 on his Bigspanish account and he's deranking his account to play with some gamergirl. My luck was either ungodly good or bad depending on how you look at it. Go to twitch and he's streaming it, so I ask "hey man, why'd that happen? why'd you go attack sym on route 66?"
Which eventually leads to me getting banned from his channel.
Man
Fuck youtubers.
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>>182904209
madamadamada
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This is my last post. Have fun anons!
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When are they gonna replace the current widowmaker with a real French woman?
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>>182912741
Kelvin is going on my list of "Not Chill" youtubers
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>>182912865
Ooh baby
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>>182906310
>but decay in diamond/masters is fucking retarded

it's because the bulk of the player base in this game are fucking terrible. So even when diamond is +1 over average it's still a rather small chunk of the over all player base. Yet match making still needs to find games 24/7/365 for everyone over the entire SR range.

so they force everyone over 3k to grind out more games a week. It's the only way match making can work being most players can't hardly get to plat, never mind 3k+.

the problem is I think the decay is having players just not give a fuck and knock out a few random games just to avoid decay. So if they think it's a lose, they just throw vs trying come back. Being it's faster and they need to knock out 7 games a week. I don't think it decay should be there below masters.
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>>182908535
> Beekeeper Mei doesn't have a golden honey effect on her sprays

Wasted potential
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>>182912865
Pic not related, of course.
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>have a few decent games, everyone talks, fun is had
>close, but I win 5 games and lose 1
>well that's not right
>lose 5 games in a row
>immediately given the worst fucking teammates, no joke
>LITERALLY TWO FUCKING KILLS TEAMWIDE, DONE BY ME AS ANA, ON ANUBIS DEFENSE

HOW THE FUCK

do you mess up matchmaking so hard?
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>>182912865
>not blue
Gross desu
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Every fucking 'pro' player duos with a healer/winston and gets their account to grandmaster.

Am I the only one who thinks this is pathetic?
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>>182912741
>>182912892
Who?

Report him and make a thread on reddit/email blizz. If they banned dafran/max for streaming themselves throwing I'm sure they'll ban some no-name beta doing it to boost his gf.
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help! I used to be really good with tracer but I took a break for a week and now I'm trash
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Well there goes my 3700 because my idiots can't deal with one fucking Torb turret
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>>182913389
that's just the streamers
they have to game the system to win most of the time because that's what twitch wants to see
most of them would make it to master/gm anyways, but with a worse winrate and wouldn't be as exciting to watch
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>>182911821
sombra's black/silver/gold default
djinnyatta
tracer punk
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Is there any sort of overwatch booru and baring that, does anyone know who draws good muscular zarya/pharah?
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>the pure rage the enemy unleashes at you after being killed by being frozen by Mei
>The pure salt tears of the enemy after knowing they must accept death after bine caught in a junkrat trap

>The ultimate orgasm of killing the enemy who was frozen solid by mei, and trapped by junkrat's mine and doubled team by the FIRE AND ICE DUO
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>>182912865
w e w

unironically looks god tier bae in this

blue posters need to be gassed
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>GM
>get a mercy one-trick on my team
>they're not complete shit
>check his profile history
>in previous seasons he was a low masters dps player
>now only plays mercy
I didn't ask him about it, but honestly it made me a little sad.
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>>182898829
d.razer
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>>182914013
Actually past gold people stop caring about that because it's no different than being killed any other way
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>>182898829
HEER GUMS
D RAYCR :DDD
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>>182912865
delicious brown, would still bone
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Does anyone have that fanart edit with Widowmaker asking google how to deport Sombra?
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>playing game
>gay sounding guy on our team
>call him gay
>he says he's going to report me
>keep calling him gay
>he starts crying
>he says he's going to kill himself
>tell him he failed his family and he should end his life
>leaves game

I feel happy and accomplished
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>>182912865
She is hot. Save that look for another character. Especially dat hair.
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>>182914851
I bet that didn't even happen you lil homofag
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>>182914000
>Is there any sort of overwatch booru and baring that
Any regular booru.

>does anyone know who draws good muscular zarya/pharah
How much tumblr you want in your muscle girls, senpai?
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>>182915078
i said some other things but that's pretty much what happened
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>>182914851
>Things that never happened: The post
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>>182914851
>fag
>are you gay
>are you a boy or a girl
>fag
>why do girls always play mercy
>are you 12
>fag
>why do gay dudes always play mercy
>faggot
>"Join teamchat?"
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>get matched with the same thrower 4 times in a row
blizzard REALLY doesn't want me to rank up today
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>>182915332
He was actually playing reinhardt
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>>182914851
>making this up so 82 anonymous strangers will think you're cool
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>>182915398
>throwing to derank
>some diamond kid whines at me that he's about to hit masters
>right click, prefer this player
>get him again
>and the next game
>he leaves the game before it starts
>I wait 10 minutes before I queue again
>he's on my team again
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>>182915398
>get the same d.va main playing weeb techno music
> 5 POTGs straight, 3 wins, 3 losses, 2 draws
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HOW DO I RIDE UNICYCLE AS AUSTRALIAN DEMOMAN?
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>>182915398
Hey dumbdumb, take a 5 minute break so the shitters you just played with get put into other games.
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How does this make you feel
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>>182916064
Climb on tank bastion and ride around as the ultimate high explosive offensive
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>>182916310
I feel like Pharah would like to have a couple of sisters.
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>>182916160
well I mean I do want to get in games with him, I just want him on the other team for ez sr. Don't you understand anon?
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>>182916310
THat hat ruins it
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even the YouTubers are turning on this game.
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>>182916416
>couple of sisters
>couple
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PLAY PHARAH
SPRAY ANA'S HAT ON PEOPLE

IT LOOKS CUTE AF ON MEI AND MERCY
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>>182915078
>>182915319
>>182915332
>>182915776

what more could i expect from the lgbt general?
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>>182916478
there is no need to be upset
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>>182916310
Blender is really getting next level isn't it
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>>182916310
>>182916603
I don't know why i'm so attracted to young Ana.
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When did they nerf Hanzo wtf?
>>
>>182916310

Why would she wear her army hat to the beach?
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>>182916310
How did she take that picture?
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FIX YOUR FUCKING MATCHMAKING

NOW

DO IT THE FUCK NOW

RIGHT NOW

FIX THE FUCKING AMTCHMAKING NOW

GOD FUCK THIS IS SO AGITATING
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>>182916603
holy shit i only realised it wasnt a real picture when i looked at her foot
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haha why are all comp babbys such raging underage idiots

like calm down bro it's just a game
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>>182916310
>>182916603
I like blender stuff but the models could use a wee bit of work. From what I've seen aside from the head and face all models basically look the same.
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My theory on Summer Games:

Ana will be the mascot for the event
The event will release alongside a comic titled "Back to the beach."
It will be similar to the Halloween comic where its a glimpse of the Golden Days where everyone is getting along.
Ana will be wearing a one-piece suit with a hooded bathing suit cover over it. I'd like to say she'll be wearing sunglasses and flip-flops as well.
Her nano grenade will be a water balloon.
She'll be wearing that outfit in the comic
In the comic they will be playing some version of modified volleyball which will be translated into a new game mode alongside returning lucio ball in-game.
Doomfist will get a legendary in this event but won't be in the comic.
I would also like to say that Bastion's look from the cover of Binary will be an epic skin but that's more of a hope rather than a prediction.

Thoughts? Want me to give my reasoning?
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>tfw a smurf has origins edition skins
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>>182917252
Must be a ps4?
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>>182916546
Caaaan do
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>>182916814
>Jack and Gabe trying to spend some alone time on the beach
>Ana keeps complaining that the "boys" owe her for all her hard work and they need to bring her things while she's on "vacation"
>bring me another refill
>bring me my towel
>take a picture of me on my phone
>Makes Jack take that picture
>he's slightly drunk himself so he thinks it's funny
>next day he realizes how inappropriate that picture was
>finds out Ana already posted it online with that caption
>Jack complains that picture is a violation of conduct
>Gabe tells him to chill out, she looks good in it

And thus ends the tale.
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>See a shitter go Hanzo
>Pick Widow
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE NEED DPS"
>Tell him I'm throwing like he is
>"I'M A GOD WITH HANZO DON'T COMPARE ME TO YOUR NO TIME ON WIDOW"
>Get shitstomped
>"WOW THIS TEAM IS SHIT"
I fucking love Comp
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>>182914851
good man
>>
They kind of ruined Pharah and Ana by bringing her "back" and then giving her this Young Ana skin. It worked better when Pharah was this woman damaged by and resentful for how Overwatch destroyed her mother. It gave her some depth and having her mom be this legendary, now dead soldier made it seem like OW really was a while ago and another age.

Then Ana is actually back and everybody sucks her dick and she's basically got Pharah's personality but 10x more cocky and experienced? And she doesn't really blame OW at all for what happened to her and has her own story opened up with S76 and Reaper that's all in the past? Where does that leave Pharah?

Then the Young Ana skins made it worse because it's one of the best designs in the game, and it's literally a flashback.

I wish they had just kept Ana dead and used the Young Ana design and had her be Pharah's little sister or something, who looks after her mom and Pharah and wants to join the reformed OW just like them. Then they still get to use a 10/10 design, Pharah has someone to be concerned for and look after, and we could have had a young character whose personality isn't just "badass bitch" like 90% of Blizzard females.

Am I onto something here or am I retarded for caring about the lore of a Blizzard game?
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I'd love too see Mercy get a skin like this
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>>182916915
Because that mode is meant to be taken seriously and competitively. You can't say "It's just a game, bro". Sure there're some guys who take it too serisously but if you're not taking it seriously and just trying to fuck around, go to QP
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>>182917607
Multiplayer is "non-canon" anyway.
>>
So mid day is when the derankers play, good to know
I'm avoiding comp between 5PM-1AM
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>>182917545
>calling a guy a throwing for picking an unorthodox character
>proceeds to throw by picking his own
Sounds like it was your fault
>>
How is there not a gametype selection for QP? I just instaleave every single match when it's not the one I want to play at the time which works fine, but still.
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>>182917607
>caring about the story
>in a fps
really gives me a chuckle
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Blizzard wouldn't re-release the old summer games skins, right?Right??
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>>182909129
but the tag says 'To: Mei' on it
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>>182916603
>>182916310
>>182916416
ANA LET ME IMPREGNATE YOU PLEASE
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>>182917545
>instead of dealing with one dumbass, i'll be the second dumbass and then bitch about my team being shit on /owg/ because my team had two dumbasses shitting up the match
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>>182917870
It's already confirmed they are.
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>reinhardt bragging about how he carried us through a win
>heal him from near death to full 4 times in one quick skirmish
>over and over again

I mean a simple "thanks mercy, we fucking beasted together" would have been appropriate but noooooo he was the "only" one on the team doing something
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>>182917870
Wait, why wouldn't they do that?
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>>182916310
> Young Ana
Gross
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>>182917815
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>>182918223
Only gross thing here is your taste.
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>>182918165
super aggro rein is terrifying when he's being babysat by a healer desu

only problem is the other tank and the other healer have to compensate for you two fucking off on an adventure
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>>182914509
I had a GM tell me they hated me when I played Mei.

Icicles to the head for days.
>>
Bastion will always be unplayable so long as he has the hitbox of a tank but not the HP of them. It's basically impossible to win a 1v1 because it's hard to miss him
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>>182917815
>playing comp on the weekend
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>scatter arrow resets on elimination

Would this make him viable?
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>>182918583
>he wants bastion to be even stronger
Fuck right off cunt
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>>182914509

I dunno man I'm in Gold and I've played with Diamonds+ and stuff in QP/Mystery Heroes, and they absolutely rage from being killed by certain stuff. Even seen Diamonds say Sym is broken when they get autism lasered or that Mei shouldn't be in the game when I throw the ult on the point.
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>they're finally fixing Reinhardt
>10% faster hammer swing too
N E A T
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>>182918583

I win 1v1 with Bastion all the time except at close range, where I don't think he's supposed to win. Honestly I think Bastion is almost OK at this point, he just needs a little bit more. Like I would appreciate 20% tighter spread on his turret gun and maybe additional armor in tank mode because it's a fucking tank and at the moment it's too easy to kill him when he ults. They also lowered the time he can be in tank mode IIRC so this would be fair.
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>>182917607
Dont worry, you're retarded
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>Hollywood
>79% accuracy
>74 criticals
>64 kills
>McCree
>16 deadeye kills, one of which was a 5 kill flank
>lose

I'm 2800 rated, now going down to 2400.

I am beginning to seethe with rage.

I basically spawn camped mercy, lucio, pharah and their genji. Effectively removed from the game because I would instantly kill them when they jump out of position. DVA/Winston make the fucking game uncarryable though. There low skill floor makes them just fucking waltz around and fuck you up and there's nothing you can do about it unless you are reaper, then I can't kill pharah.

OH LOOK YUO CANT SHOOT IN ANY DIRECTION AND A WILD NIGGER IS FLYING AT YOU THAT YOU CANT ESCAPE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

fucking retard shit
fucking retard matchmaking
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>>182918907
its a joke
just accept ur never climbing out unless u make a new account

just have fun bro play like quickplay and get purple points for ur next gold gun
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>>182918878
While Bastion isn't that strong in higher levels of comp, he is one of the strongest in quick plays. Buffing him will literally break the game for new players who will just get mowed down by his turret mode.
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>>182917820
He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn and I got more kills than him. Switched to 76 after getting killed by a Winston.

>>182917956
I wasn't bitching about my team but someone on it. Not some me ooga team booga shit.
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>>182918907
>Still playing this game while competitive and SR is full fucking retard.
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Mercy out charge should be needed again. That shit goes up way to quickly or at least change it so it's on a healing time based system instead of just healing done because her getting one every 25-30 seconds is stupid
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>>182904209
NerfKorea
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>>182919180

Then they can learn how to deal with Bastion? Obviously getting mowed down by Bastion turret doesn't feel good but he can't headshot with it and the spread is off the chain. The game shouldn't be balanced around the feelings of people who just got the game and low Silvers anyway.

Right now Bastion is essentially the bad Soldier and it wouldn't take a lot to make him significantly better and more fun to play, as well as viable at higher levels. The game should be balanced around like Diamond and up, where people don't even pick Bastion except in niche situations.
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>>182918907
>Muuuh carry
It's a team game faggolo, you can try to carry your e-dick as much as you want you'll always depend on your team, if you're getting picked off by a giant ape and his korean girlfriend maybe you should stick with it more.
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Is it ok to have 35% accuracy with tracey if my critical hit accuracy is 12% ?
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>>182904209
DirtyDame
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>>182919501
>It's a team game faggolo

That's funny because the most common thing you hear is "just carry your way out of ______"
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>>182919487
Nah, if the buff Bastion, quick play will just be full or Rein + Bastion combo. Even I struggle with him sometimes in quick, and I'm Master ranked, because he can bring your health from full to 0 in a split second.

If they were to lower his turret ammo I might agree.
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>>182919726
>quick play will just be full or Rein + Bastion combo
Then just play Sombra to fuck over both.
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>>182917607
>It worked better when Pharah was this woman damaged by and resentful for how Overwatch destroyed her mother.
Faggot, Pharah still wanted to join Overwatch and was a total Overwatch fangirl. The Pharah you're thinking of didn't exist.
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>>182919726
>If they were to lower his turret ammo I might agree.

I wouldn't mind. The spread + 300 ammo makes him too spammy anyway. People literally never let go of M1. If his spread were tightened you could bring his ammo down to 200 or 150 and it would reward skilled players while keeping him manageable.
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>>182919514
elims:deaths is a more important stat for her imo

that sounds pretty good though, yes
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>mercy pockets me
>i do really poor
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>>182918504
They probably meant it as playful banter and you didn't pick up on it because you were so caught up in your fantasy
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POST YFW YOUR POTG GOES TO SOMEONE ELSE FOR SOME BS


>Be reaper
>Kill 4 rezzed enemy team
>Win escort
FUCKING POTG GOES TO ENEMY TRACER FOR KILLING HANZO WHO ATTEMPTS TO FIRE HIS ULT WITH 1 HP, BECOMING A """"""SHUTDOWN"""""""""
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>>182918652
It would make him insanely OP, don't be retarded

MAYBE scatter recharge on headshot final blow
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>>182920357
what's the point when he can one shot with his regular fire already.
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>>182920280
>Be WM in quick
>Land 3 headshots in a row in about 5 seconds time, finish off a low health Orisa as well
>POTG starts off with literally showing me
>Turns out it's Sombra's POTG where she "hacks" it
>Game was her EMP'ing a soldier and killing 2 low health teammates
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>>182920509
There's a massive difference between rewarding spamzo players with instant tank kills and rewarding well-aimed shots with instant tank kills
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Lucio is so shit on console, wall riding is absolutely terrible.
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If they are reusing events (and maybe adding more to said events), will they also have another release during those months as well? since they said they would focus on new content once a month yet again and they won't need to focus on events as much as the first year.

Wonder what they'll do for Year of the Dog though since CTF went full time as well
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>>182920209
>Mercy pockets me
>suddenly I'm freaking out because I'm going to have to keep the Mercy alive somehow
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>>182920821
>Laughing DSTanky
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>>182920280
>Get three kills manually
>POTG goes to some guy for getting three kills using Q
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>>182918878
I just want his headshot damage back
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>>182920357
I know, I'm just kidding. I actually think Hanzo is perfectly balanced at the moment.
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>Another Hanzo shitter that won't switch off
>Try to do the best we can regardless and ask everyone to just report him
>Actually make it a close game
>He goes Reaper
>Figure he might actually try playing
>Nope, just starts feeding
I wish reports did something.
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>>182920624
But why would scatter need to recharge if they have good aim anyway and scatter is supposed to be for when someone gets in your face/finishing off someone around a corner.
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>someone picks reaper
>ignores the winston
why? why would you pick a counter hero and then not use him as the intended counter? I don't understand this reasoning
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>>182920280
> Ally Sombra gets 5 man EMP and enemies die
> Potg goes to me (Zenyatta) surviving a Mcree ult and hiding behind a pillar
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>>182920935
>tfw pocket boosted by a mercy
>kill 5 people
POTG is mercy rexxing 2 guys and boosting me
>>182920280
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Is masters the most cancerous rank in overwatch?

I just got in it today and it has so far been the worst rank I've been in. I've worked up from silver to masters since season 3 and honestly it's shitty.

You have "smurfs" everywhere who act like everyone should kiss the soles of their feet. People throwing tantrums when one little thing doesn't go their way or someone doesn't pick the character they wanted for the comp.

At least at lower levels you could reason since most people weren't smurfs and wanted to rank up, but nobody at this rank gives a single fuck. I had more fun in high platinum honestly.
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>>182921337
Because it's only on a 10 second cooldown and there's nothing stopping them from just aiming it at anyone's feet for 10 gorrilion damage anytime they see an opportunity for it.
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I have an idea for a Scatter replacement that's less bullshit but still effective. What if, instead, it's intended for melting shield / armor Health but does little to no damage to regular health? That way he can fuck up Tanks but it will require him or his team to follow up on the attacks instead of just being a 1-hit kill on lower health characters.
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Does Genji get extra fire points for getting kills whilst using dragonblade? so much shitty Genji POTGs all the time. Stole my Mercy quad kill, and save the game plus triple rez potg smfh.
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>>182921504
Yeah that's what I mean, why would it get a cooldown shaved off for getting headshots if that's what it's used for, then it's ez shatter kills + headshots making Hanzo OP, good Hanzo's still abuse on top of that? I think we are misunderstanding each other though but I'm not sure fkfkfk
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>>182921520
Exploding bomb arrows, has 12 second cool down, you can fire 3 in a wide horizontal angle, a la genjo's shurikens
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>>182921523
You get a few points for using sprays so to play it save after your epic Mercy play I recommend spraying and maybe emoting.

>>182921729
That would be neat too.
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>>182921687
Not the anon you were talking with, was just saying their "intended" use of scatter is retarded because no Hanzo actually uses it for cheeky trick shots.
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>>182921458
I mean I can get team kills if a Mercy pockets me, but I suddenly have to start thinking how the fuck my team's going to do without a healer and if it all goes south what's going to be the best course of escape for two people.
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>>182921830
Oh no worries and you're right. I don't understand the people who argue in favour of it. Widow doesn't have an instakill for close combat, just shitty poison mine which even if it gets triggered she will still have to aim a full body shot to finish a harasser off, not to mention poison mine is like the 3rd highest cooldown in the game for no real reason. Roadhog hook felt fairer it only got noticed more because of the crazy visual when it hooked you through walls.
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>>182921485
Honestly that was my experience in low diamond.

Tons of smurfs/trolls that won't hesitate to throw, 4+ dps mains every game, no one wanting to tank, boosted mercy mains.

The quality of my games improved dramatically around 3400.
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reminder that if you were not at least div3 in tf2 you will never be good at overwatch

ur all diamond trash and uur opinions are shit
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>>182921968
I fucking read this in Big Boss' voice
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>>182922304
>Overwatch is for casuals, it will never be the bit competitive esport giant you want it to be.
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>>182921523
So he basically did more work than you.
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>>182922406
who are you quoting?
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I have literally never lost a game because of my poor play, it has always been
>leaver
>thrower
>hanzo main
>widow main
>bastion main
every.fucking. time.
Goodbye /owg/ this is not worth the stress. I'll probably come back now and then for arcade but comp just is not worth it
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>>182922361
I-I didn't mean to.
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>>182922589
>getting stressed over video games

yikes
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>>182921817
I was just giving an example but was genuinely wondering if he got like +50 dragonblade kill, like hack,blocking fire(?)

>>182922434
Dragonblade is piss easy to execute u shitter ctfu. It doesn't even matter because it was just an example but I actually aimed to get the quad.
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David "Fuck a" Hayter voiced hero when
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>start playing mercy to rank up
>teammates boss me around
>yell at me if I fuck up
>no one respects me
>teammates assume I'm a girl, even if i use my mic
>complain/threaten to throw if I play anything else, since the majority of my playtime is on mercy now

Is it time to buy a new account? I'm 3600 now(and still climbing) and don't want to go back to plat/diamond.
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>>182914851
>caring this much about how other men use their dicks or anuses
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>>182922904
shut the fuck up and heal me, little slut
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>>182922882
Oh, I have no idea. But I do think each Ult gives a different amount of points per kill so yeah it's possible Dragonblade kills are more valuable. Or perhaps they're pretty close but activating your ult gives you some free point?
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>>182922647
I care, it gets rather annoying losing when you could have won if your teammates weren't retards. Don't pretend it doesn't upset you too
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>>182906142

Please post more cute Pachis.

Also, is it "Uwah~" or "Uwaa~"?
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>>182922890
He needs to be a healer but i would welcome it.
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I wonder if Blizzard are concerned that their YouTubers are turning on the game. So much negative videos lately about the game, and the attitude sort of breeds through the player base rn imo
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>>182923227

Don't worry, the Mercy maining gamer girls will keep OW alive.
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>>182922589
>>182923156
Yeah anon, I'm sure every loss you've ever had was purely because of throwers/leavers/sniper mains. You play perfectly every game and have never made a single mistake that might have caused you to lose a game you could have won.
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>>182923227
What kind of complaints do they have?
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>>182923227
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Do you mean YouTube comments? Because they're just as bad as /v/.
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>>182918652
scatter arrow is broken as-is.

he's only balanced by its cooldown
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>>182920280
>some guy on the other team works hard as hell to get a triple kill
>i'm torb, and get a quad kill by pressing Q in spawn

LUL
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>>182923192
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>>182917815
it's worse at night.

literally just don't play during the weekend at *all*
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>>182923631
DONT HURT THE PACHIS
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>>182922882
>wanted to get quad rez just for potg
You deserved not getting it.
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>>182923481
No I mean like actual YouTubers making videos about the community being fed up of the game, they talk in a way that it's as if they are talking about the fanbase but it's really their own feelings veil under that narrative.
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>>182923631

Please more.
Do you draw them?
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>>182923362
Doesn't matter if I play perfect. If I'm playing better than everyone else on my team, then they are objectively worse than me.
The loss is in their hands.
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>join game
>DEFEAT
>join game
>thrower is jumping off a cliff all game
>join game
>it's the last point of Hollywood and the entire team is gone
What is going on? Why are there so many shit awful games tonight?
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>>182923703
you dunno how to read do you.
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>>182924164
In fact I'll give you an example. Today, winning almost 4 games, then someone leaves then we lose. 4 times, this happened FOUR FUCKING TIMES in a row, I'm livid
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>tfw 5 am
>cant sleep because of depression
>been hitting update every 10 seconds ITT for the past hour or so
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how does it feel to get double cucked by blizzard for the idiots who played hots just to get a skin and then again when everybody else got it in a crate
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>>182924304
hi friend and welcome to the club. huggles you it's going to be ok in someway or another.
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>>182924304
Hope you start feeling better soon. I was in your place last year.
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>>182923381
Don't watch overwatch youtubers but my complaints with the game as someone who has been high rank since season 1:

>Heavy focus on lore/skins and shit that doesn't matter instead of improving the game and making new characters/maps
>Stale metas that last for extremely long times
>Blizzard's completely asinine balancing, the fact that they put broken as fuck shit on the ptr then when players say it's op as fuck they push it through to live anyway
>The way blizzard seems to cater to casuals in regards to balancing(mercy buffs, roadhog nerfs)
>Shit matchmaking that matches you with players that you wouldn't even be allowed to queue with
>Shit SR system that rewards garbage players
>No soloqueue means top 500 is filled with people who just abuse 3+ stacking
>Rank decay
>The fact that there are trolls in Masters/GM that have been trolling for ages with literally no repercussions
>bugs that have been in the game for an extremely long time and still haven't been fixed
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>>182924087
Give me an idea.
Also I'd post them all the time if a sad sack didn't report it get get them deleted.
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I don't even want to play this game anymore. 90% of players can't even deal with a fucking Genji and that fag gets a quad with his ult every fucking time

Those dash resets were a mistake.
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>>182924216
>I actually aimed to get the quad
Do you know what you're writing?
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>>182924490

Thank you.
Can you post (or draw) some other cute Pachis, i really like them.
Why would someone report Pachis in an Overwatch-thread?
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>>182924565
I aimed my gun and killed four people... jfc
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>>182924502
dash resets were indeed a mistake
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>>182924320
I played HotS for the skins and I had fun. I still occasionally play HotS when I'm not playing Overwatch or some other game. I mean if you wanted to feel special then yeah, you got cucked.
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>>182922589
git gud. i can guarantee at least some of those losses were on you. if they weren't (and that is freakishly unlikely mind you) then take solace in the fact that your luck will change really soon.
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>Attacking Numbani
>Attack goes pretty smoothly
>enemy finally stops us 5m from the end
>Defending
>entire team decides to scatter away from the point and never contests the payload
>enemy pushes all the way to the end completely uncontested
>DEFEAT

Overwatch players have officially disappointed me on a spiritual level.
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>>182924304

Literally in the same situation, only its 6am here.
What got to you?
>>
This game really sucks the life out of you.
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>>182924896
>>182924304

Do you also have this anxiety with your depression?
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>>182924502
>>182924756
You not being able to deal with Genji isn't "90% of the players".
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>>182924896

Not that guy but I just lost my job.
At least I'm also watching the SFV finals at Evo.
>>
So Overwatch is basically Chu had all these OCs but couldn't write a story so he made a fighting game.
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>>182924919

>the game and life sucks

Big news.
Also, it's somehow not fun anymore.
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>>182924627
I don't understand why people report half the things they claim to report in this general.

Here is a dump of all the pachis I have:
http://imgur.com/a/UGlFu

If you can think of one you want me to draw, like an expression, that isn't here, I'll attempt it.
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>>182924304

My life for the past 6 months.
I broke my arm badly, which made me stay home, which made me break my routine, which I guess made me slip into depression harder than ever before.
Haven't had a good night's sleep since Christmas.
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>>182925107
That's some cute shit.
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>>182924304
Here, have a Sombra
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>>182925090
no, but whatever makes you happy, pal
>>
what is with the absurd amount of gay content this game has
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>>182925090
It was Metzen that started it.

Although in a way, yes, Overwatch is like a fighting game.
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>>182924627
>Why would someone report Pachis in an Overwatch-thread
The nigger that made them was literally just spamming them in every thread with the same "UWAH" or "UWAH?" or "UWAH!!" text every time
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>>182924804
doesn't matter if some of em are my fault. if the vast majority of my losses is due to things outside of my control then no amount of practice or skill will change that.
Hell, even top 500 players drop down and get trapped in masters. We all watch the streams we all know it's real. Let's not lie to ourselves here
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>>182924380
>>182924383
thanks guys

>>182924896
nothing specific, just feeling like shit about everything i think about. day was actually going pretty good until i decided to get in bed

but i'm ending my blog here
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>>182924392
Agree (minus the lore because its nonexistent, but still agree because of skins being mentioned)

Jeff thinks they can just say the games balanced and that's it... you have to sweep the stats every so often to keep it alive regardless.. It's not a 1v1 fighter.
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>>182924956
No, not really, I'm generally numb to everything around me.
Maybe it's the meds though.
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>>182925257
Tumblr.
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>>182925090
Overwatch would be better as a fighting game.
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>>182925090
It's a melting pot of Blizzard staff OCs
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>>182925271
Oh there is the guy he mentioned
Fuck you dude.
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>>182924989
>expecting Lucio to kill Genji
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>everyone in the thread is depressed

Can we post some OW stuff to forget about it?
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>>182924304
>hitting update
>not using the auto update
>>
Proposed hanzo fix:
Make scatter deterministic, show the player where the arrows are going. Reduce damage, reduce spread, reduce cooldown, and also reduce cooldown on sonic arrow.

Hanzo can now kill retreating flankers, give his team better situational awareness, and can no longer instantly blat anyone within tip-touching distance
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sad boys unite
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I miss emoji anon. Now we are just left with omnic heiress/socialite/it-girl anon and McGenji butthole anon.
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>>182925606
Ok
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>>182925594
>being so shit you can't juke Genji with Lucio
Before you say anything, I use both to kill the other.
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>>182925721
The Paris Hilton obsessed anon actually makes me laugh.
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>>182925407
>Maybe it's the meds though.
What are you taking atm?
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>>182924804
the "vast majority" are not ones that you lose because of your team. the community at all levels of play commonly refers to the figure that if you are ranked correctly, 33% of your losses (more like 40 if youre bronze) are unchangeable and purely due to the incompetence of your teammates. if you are losing most of your matches, you are having a combination of bad luck and a lack of skill, full stop. if you cant deal with sometimes having a bad team in a team game, i can't help you bud
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>>182925721
Don't forget the anon that wants a Reinhardt tittypad.
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>>182925721
I haven't seen the bunghole licker in a few days, actually. Maybe I just haven't been around during the time.
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>>182925883
t. anon that wants a Reinhardt tittypad
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>>182925721
Pachimari anon is best anon.
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>>182925880
shit, meant for

>>182925284
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>>182926016
They're the best we have... now that lord and saviour of owg emoji anon has gone back to heaven.
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>>182925850
I'm on Celexa.
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>>182925735
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>>182925721
That's Ms. Omnic Heiress/Socialite/It-Girl anon to you
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>>182925721
I'm still here, anon!
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>>182924304
>crippling depression
>dropped out of high school and been a neet for 3 years
>no job/no friends/no future
>no trouble sleeping since I just stay up until I'm tired enough to fall asleep right when I get into bed
>mainly because if I don't I start to think about my life, how lonely I am, how ugly/stupid I am, and spend several hours sobbing uncontrollably

Good thing I have the instant gratification of the internet to keep myself perpetually distracted.
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>>182925880
I win the majority of my games, when I said vast majority. I said the vast majority of my LOSSES are caused by other people. Reading comprehension. Maybe go back to school eh?
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>>182925749
>expecting Lucio to kill the entire enemy team when Genji solo takes out 5 people
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>>182926278
Will the omnic heiress socialite also have a lazy eye too?
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now you guys are making me sad too and i was having a pretty swell day
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>>182925574
>reeeeeeeeeeeee why can't I spam 200 variations of the same image every thread
Unironically kill yourself
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>>182926412
Very similar circumstances here, huggles you hopefully it gets better but I don't know.
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>>182926242
Jack's a lucky man
>>
I'm still salty that best girl zarya doesn't get as much art as everyone else does.
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>>182926432
my mistake. looks like we're done here good buddy.
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>>182926534
>implying I mentioned killing a whole team with Lucio anywhere
Don't be moving the flag posts, now.
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>>182926229
how is it working for you? i was prescribed the same drug, haven't started it yet tho
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>>182926412
Anon, have you talked to anyone about this?
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>>182925308
>Jeff thinks they can just say the games balanced and that's it...

Yeah, remember that video where they they had the balls (unbeknownst to them) to claim that Reinhardt's drop in use was due to "perceived meta"? And now weeks later they finally figured out he's a broken piece of shit and has been for months (with some bugs being in since the Beta), in spite of the fact that people have been telling them this on the forums the entire time.
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I wish DoktaStream would come back so we could make fun of him some more.
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>>182926714
Is he though?
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>>182926614
She'll need to throw up 20kg and have a porn video of her flowing all over the internet first.
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>>182924304
>>182924380
>>182924383
>>182924896
>>182925143
>>182926412
>>182926682
>>182926882
What does this have to do with Overwatch?
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>>182925107

I have no idea what you could draw, i am a very dull person, sorry.
But thank you for posting them, they are really nice and cute.
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>>182914771
I need this.
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>>182926614
Yes, she watched her business mogul father be killed during the omnic crisis and since she's of a certain brand of omnics that record footage with one of her eyes the killers tried to damage her eye to stop their identity ever getting out.
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>>182927030
What does 70% /owg/ posts have to do with Overwatch? What are you, new?
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>>182926882
Not really, don't have any friends. Not much to talk about, and it's too late to do anything anyway. I'm a pretty worthless person.
>>182926682
It won't.
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>>182927030

The emotional state of these anons is the same as the depressive state the game is right now.
So it's related.
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>>182926918
but dude he hooked a tracer 3 times hes really good whats there to make fun of
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>>182927261
It will get better because death exists.
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>>182926826
My mistake, you thought I was dropping. No, I'm still climbing, I'm almost to masters. I'm just so fucking upset, that almost all of my losses are caused by other people.
It triggers me, it upsets me. I just don't like dealing with it. So, I'm gonna take my golden gun and stop playing comp
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>>182927301

To be perfectly honest, I'm not that bad.
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>>182926679
Pachi anon wasn't kidding when he called you a sad sack of shit.
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>>182927165
At least waifu/husbando posting is sorta thread related, but this is just nonsense blogposting/hugboxing about their self diagnosed mental health issues

>>182927301
This is actually a good point, and just like OW, unless they fix their shitty problems they're going to be dead in a year.
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>>182926880
I'm on it for 1.5 weeks now.
Was unmedicated for 4 months before that.
It helps and I think I'm more energetic than before but I guess it's too early to tell.
Doesn't help with your sleep at all though. Might actually have made my insomnia worse.
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wish I was dead like Overwatch's pro scene.
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It's pretty embarrassing how buggy this game is considering they just hosted a world tournament. There's some questionable balance decisions too.
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>>182926242
>you will never have a relationship as comfy as theirs
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>>182927768
But Activision spent $500 million on OWL infrastructure, it can't be dead already
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>>182927030
Nothing, but it's still serious, and if he's comfortable discussing it here then I'd like to offer support if I can. I'm sorry that that bothers you, though.

>>182927261
You're not worthless. Please don't ever think that you are. Depression is a horrible, ugly thing and no one should have to suffer from it, not ever, but just holding onto those feelings and letting them fester isn't going to fix anything. Find someone you can confide in - family members, a psychiatrist, it doesn't matter who, but talking these things out is the first step to healing. If it means anything, I think you deserve better than this.
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My dopamine is lower than OW`s twitch viewer count.
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>>182927954
It's going that way more than half the initial teams tied to it have dropped the game.
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>>182927824
Realistically, I'd rather not be in any relationship rather than pretend to be gay with some guy trying to kill me while I try killing them.
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>>182927261
Just kys and get it over with. Stop flooding the thread with your whining.
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>>182927814
But muh Blizzard polish
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How come on quick play, the enemy team always has a tank and healer and my team rarely has even one. Even when I choose one of the two, no one flexes. Yea I know gold elms mean nothing but it feels like I'm putting in a lot of effort toward impossible fights
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>>182928245

This is a gold dps instalocker for sure.
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How do we counter a Genji. Like seriously. The only thing I can think of is McCree. There aren't any quick and reliable CCs that can lead to a kill
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>>182928472
>projecting
I'll have you know I'm a plat D.Va main
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>>182928473
winston
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If they wanted to save this game they should be balancing stuff nonstop, not saying oh there we go all finished and balanced. Also heroes should be released faster the first few years, if they want healers to be apart of how the game is played they need to make up for the terrible ratio, not match it tho, have saw some idiots argue saying there needs to be as much healers as dps... no.. DPS will always be more important in FPS...
Virtual dress up for a pulse cash grab is great and all until the longevity of the game is in the dumpster.
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>>182928106
>pretend to be gay with some guy trying to kill me
lol, who came up with this, you?
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>>182928473
Winston.
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>>182928473
>hope he lands on a junkrat trap
>hope he has deflect on cooldown and flashbang him
>hope he's a bad genji and shoot him with any hero
>hope you have an ana with godlike sleep dart aim
Basically you're fucked unless the Genji misplays hard. His kit is designed to make him an unkillable piece of shit, plus his ult is up every 60 seconds which leads to a triple or quad kill every time.
>inb4 Genji mainers come to defend their broken hero
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>>182927365
consider that your wins are because of other people too
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>>182927996
Psychiatrists cost money and I'm lucky my mother hasn't thrown me out. Not sure why you'd think I deserve better, I could be a terrible awful person, you don't know.
>>182927824
>>182928106
I'd probably settle for being with a guy if it meant someone would hold me and pretend I'm not trash.
>>182928275
>>182927814
>go to res
>press Q
>game plays the res sound
>starts the animation
>die
This happens multiple times a day and I usually have 40 ping.
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>>182928473
Winston, or you can be a faggot like >>182928761 and not use Winston and be a little bitch and uses Junkrat of all things.
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>>182928473

Genji or D.Va, McCree only if Deflect is off cooldown.
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>>182928473
Just go Symmetra
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>>182929048
After gold and Genjis know how to aim she becomes on of the easiest supports to take down with Genji.
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>>182928804
>wins and losses are entirely determined by a roll of the dice on teammates
I know, that's exactly why I'm done with comp, I'm not fond of gambling
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reminder that you are the only constant
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>>182929116
You can carry yourself up to mid diamond with Symmetra. Genji's don't get good until then lol
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>>182928854
>I could be a terrible awful person, you don't know.
And you think that means you deserve to suffer from depression? No. Depression's a disease, and it twists up and destroys everything in people's lives and eats away at them until they can't even appreciate that they're still alive, because at that point it hurts just to exist. However terrible you think you are, however awful this fucking curse makes you think you are, nobody deserves that for a second.
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>>182928761
So essentially, not be shit.
>calls Genji a broken hero
>uses a Junkrat trap as something to counter Genji
>doesn't list Winston at all even though he's a better counter than Junkrat
Son, you sound like a shitter.
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>>182923156
I've gotten nettled maybe twice and taken a break. It's not anger, it's mild frustration

not go on 4chan and bitch about how it's everyone's fault but mine and I will quit 5ever waaaaa
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>>182929376

Hey another anon here, are/were you depressed too?
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>>182929556
but it's literally everyone else's fault
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How do I get my KD up as Mei main? 12 to 8 average rn and I want to get good.
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>>182929474
>>182928953
Here comes the Genji mains, like clockwork.
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>tfw my ex-boyfriend use to complain about me wanting to play Overwatch and not going out with him
It was the right choice at the time but now the game is dying hm I don't want to go back to having wankbanks of kpop men.
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ARE YOU READY OVERBABS?

JUST AS ARMS IS COMPLETELY DOMINATING THE COMPETITIVE FIGHTING GAMES SCENE

SPLATOON 2 IS COMING FOR YOU.
-console shooter
-nintendo only because console exclusives is a thing
-hit with the twictch steam crowd
-yo hol up is that a jojo reference?
-totally the only shooter that promotes teamwork
-seriously, was that a jojo reference?
-tight controls for precise competitive enviroments
-literally 50% of the NPC waifus are black, nia thats hella diverse yo

HOW CAN OVERBABS EVEN COMPETE?
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>>182929362
I've seen Symmetras try that on me during placement matches. They got pretty tilted that I kept killing them and they couldn't get those easy kills. I won't say I have the best aim but once you can actually aim Symmetra becomes a non-threat. Although that really applies to anyone. Genji just has it easier in keeping 8m from her, which won't let her latch on to you.
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>>182929762
We don't compete. We coexist.
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>>182929762
I can't fucking wait, console ALWAYS wins in the end.
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>>182929762
>JUST AS ARMS IS COMPLETELY DOMINATING THE COMPETITIVE FIGHTING GAMES SCENE
Lmao
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>>182929713
I use Winston and Zen mainly nigger. Although you are kind of confirming my statement about being a shitter.
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>>182928681
Gabe and Jack are cute!
Grumpy old men are cute!
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>>182929637
If I ever was or am, it was undiagnosed. I know what it feels like to wake up most days feeling like your whole existence is a mistake, though, and I wouldn't wish even a fraction of that pain on anyone. Better to force yourself to keep going long enough to get better than to lie back and let it get worse, even if trying seems pointless in the moment.
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i want to hug this fat dyslexic lesbian pussy until she explodes
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>>182929804
Yeah Symmetra players always get pissy when they can't counter a Genji. I know Symmetra requires one of the least knowledge to play but I'd consider myself good at her and maybe it's just that reason I can play her at higher levels. Overwatch was my first FPS (no bully) so I started with D.va and Sym and was diamond until season 3 and carried myself to high master with D.va and Sombra once I learned how to aim lol. Now I find her really shitty unless on defense when I use to think Symmetra was soooo strong and just play her on attack and steamroll because her orbs went through Reins barrier and their team would freak out lol. I still feel like if a Symmetra main is in gold they are shit at her because she's so easy to carry to Diamond, do it for my 13 year old brother every season so he can have enough for a gold at end of season.
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So

Doomfist tomorrow?
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i want to lick symmetra's nasty dank ganges river asshole and taint until its as clean as the fjords on the first day of spring
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>>182930883
Isn't the Ganges River polluted with rotting corpses, piss, shit and all manner of nasty shit? Not an appetizing picture to conjure up in the ol' noggin'.
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>>182929762
>-literally 50% of the NPC waifus are black, nia thats hella diverse yo
That's not even true but it might as well be.
Why bother with characters that aren't Marina and Marie?
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>>182930883
Symmetra is unironically/probably the cleanest character in game given her autism/OCD
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>>182931576
this image perfectly summarizes the trailer where they were performing
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>>182929762
>yo hol up is that a jojo reference?
What?
>>
new thread when?
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>>182932620
We're still 200 posts away, though.
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>Decide to rewatch the 2016 world cup
>USA vs SK
>SK get a 5 man kill
>Nobody peep
>Seagull catch a Lucio
>Crowd goes fucking banana

I forgot all these good times
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>ask team why they are rushing in when half of us are dead
>lol why you mad its ptr

I just want us to all go in at the same time like the enemy team did. 1 batman and 5 babies can't beat 6 jokers.
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>>182932878
>arcade
lol its just arcade bro XD
>qp
lol its just qp bro XD
>comp
dude its just a game bro XD
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>>182932620
Bump limit isnt the problem. The problem is the game's ded because ranked is totally batshit retarded and there's no content.
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>>182933124
>ranked is totally batshit retarded and there's no content.

Too true. This is probably the worst ranked mode I've ever seen in a game.
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>>182932962
It's why I don't give a fuck anymore, no one else does so why should I? funny enough I'm managed to hit masters without giving a single fuck

Play what I want

Do what I want

Don't give any fucks

Somehow win more than I lose

How many people here have stopped giving a fuck?
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>>182933296

I stopped giving a fuck when I dropped 300 SR just due to leavers and throwers.
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>>182932806
>comp
its just purple quickplay bro
>>
3 months and 2 weeks until next hero.
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>>182933296
I did when I hit 3500 and realized it only got worse.
Fun and the "rush" got replaced by stress since everyone will autistically screech at you if you do ANYTHING wrong or don't do exactly as they say.
tl;dr it's just not fun.
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>>182904209
CucklesForSale
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>>182933296
>So close to diamond
>35 points away
>Been winning all day
>Join game
>Thrower/troll
>We lose horribly
>Queue again
>Someone leaves half way through
>We lose
>Queue again
>Someone AFKs and eventually leaves
>We lose
>Queue again
>Mic spammer and troll
>We lose
>MFW lost over 200 SR in one night


I stopped giving a fuck because of how people act, in a game of 6, not including myself, I'd say maybe 1 person on the team actually takes it seriously, others just don't care, so why should I?
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Which Overwatch grill has the tightest pusspuss?
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>>182933884
>mfw literally hearing a teammate say "I don't even care if we lose" after we lost a grand total of 1 team fight
IF YOU DON'T FUCKING CARE THEN FUCK OFF FROM COMP YOU CUM WADS
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>>182933884
>get spawncamped
>decide to support from spawn as ana
>kicked for inactivity

no design decision makes sense for comp, this games for casuals
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>>182934024
dva, despite all the teasing, shes saving her virginity for her marriage to jack
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>>182934024
me i do
dont hit on me you STUPID boys
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>>182934098
>marriage
OVER THE LINE
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>>182933296
I stopped giving a fuck for the same reasons as >>182933696

Every single game had "that" guy who everyone was at the mercy at because he would threaten to throw if people didn't do exactly what he said, after having 20 of those games in a row I just stopped giving a fuck

>Leave all voice channels
>Play what I want

I seem to win a lot more now that I don't join voice.
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is it me or are there a lot of aimbots on ptr

i got headshot by a widow from BEHIND the enemy's teammate, they literally could not see me not even with wallhack
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>on attack
>someone picks sym
>ask "what's your strategy"
>they say "you'll see ;)"
-40

Well I don't know what I expected
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>4 hours of comp
>end up where I started
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Events/Barbie Dress Up will be on time every other month like clockwork but meta changes/bug fixes will just be done when they're done xxxxxxx
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>>182933296
Stopped giving a fuck after losing 5 games in a row due to people trolling or fighting with each other

>"Hey swap off that!"
>"No"
>"Ok I'm throwing"

That right there is about 95% of my games, the other 5% are leavers.
>>
>>182899625
Can I get a sauce on this.
>>
>Junkrat
>Torbjorn
>Orisa
Might as well throw the game
>>
IT doesnt matter I have gold elems almost every match, no it doesnt matter I kill 1-2 people each death no it doesnt im the only constant even though i can clearly see I am pulling my weight its my fault we lost all cause im not good enough to carry. I dont know how to win. I stick with the team. I get 1 pick and critically injure someone, and then all of a sudden I get triple teamed because my team couldnt win the advantage I created from getting the first picks. How hard do I have to stab myself
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>solo blocking the cart unable to DPS with over half the enemy squad on it
>two tanks aren't blocking it because they're afraid of dying
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>>182933296
Me.
I exclusively play as Sombra this season because why the fuck not? Also that SR gains for non-meta heroes are busted. Every win is 40 and I only lose about 20, so really, whatever happens I still gain more than what I'm losing.
What really pisses me off is when a faggot gets himself killed most of the time and blames me.
Decided to mute chat since then and games are a lot more fun now.
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>>182934119
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<have a 50+ percent winrate
>lose mmr

>pick blond of free mmr
>less than 50% winrate
>gain mmr

Why is bllizzard so fucking incompetent?
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>>182934616
>gold elems
I have gold elims as junkrat does that make me good
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>>182934098
>D.va
>not being one of the loosest because of Hollywood
>>
>tfw winrate with Mercy is 70%
no
please stop
i don't want to become this
i want to be a cool dva or zarya main
>>
>>182935043
>>182934616
>t.urbocu.cks not knowing the patented gold elim torb strat

literally tell your teammates to fuck off because free kill assists mean that youre the best on the team and they shouldnt question your abilities
>>
>Traveling to Horizon Lunar Colony
>Esc, Leave Game
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>>182935043
If you are getting more than 1.5 kills per team fight/life that could then have been converted into a winning battle then yes id say so.
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>>182935129
shut you mout up sissy boi

now put on that chastitiy belt for your master
>>
>>182935532
n-n-no!
i- i want to be your shield!
take my b-barrier, please!
>>
>No Doomfist this week because they'd have posted his launch video last week like they've done with Orisa and HLC.
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>>182935129
>dva main
>cool
There's a reason mercy mains always flex to dva.
>>
I want to put Orisa in a mating press!
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please sir i ask you to refrain from injecting your seminal fluid on my reaer exhaust port for it is very unsanitary
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>>182935790
That sure sounds like a made up anecdote with nothing whatsoever to back it
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>>182935790
mercy and dva are the two most played characters, overlap is inevitable
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>>182933296
When I hit masters I thought to myself "Finally, teammates who will give a fuck"

I was horribly horribly wrong, so I stopped giving a fuck

The game is so much better when you're not in voice.
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>>182935968
You got any other ports I can dock this ship in then?
>>
>playing Ana more
>'wooow fag just play mercy we need rez'

Every fucking game.

To be fair, it always feels like a huge disadvantage when the other team has a mercy and yours doesn't.
>>
Is the game just centered around Lucio now
Like the only hard thing about him is the wall ride trick and even that can be mastered is you get the hang of it
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>>182936093
it's not just the rezzing, it's much harder to be healed by an ana than a mercy and ana's ulti is awful since its nerf at mediocre levels of play.
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>>182935117

D.Va is a Korean idol, the media probably does full page stories anytime she talks to a man for longer than 5 minutes.
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>>182936093
Ana is a throw since her nerfs unless gm
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>>182936093
Playing a match where neither side has Mercy is honestly the most fun OverWatch can get. She ruins everything.
Can't wait for the nerf hammer to swing down hard.
>>
>die to getting gangraped by enemies at the beginning of the first round of koth
>see the other 5 arrows of my teammates hovering around the point after I respawn
>capture meter for enemies is filling up
>no one on my team is actually contesting
>press ATTACK THE OBJECTIVE
>key up mic to tell them to get on the point
>point captured by enemies with 0 resistance
>all of my teammates are still alive and hovering just outside the point taking pot shots
Fuck this game.
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>doomfist is the first MALE character added after release

reminder that the new heroes from then are all literal waifu dumps
>>
>>182936261
She's not really an idol and she worked in Hollywood. D.va's a bonafide slut.
>>
>>182936286
This. Without Mercy on either team, team fights actually matter and a big wipe in your favor is actually rewarding.
Plus if she isn't on your team you never have to hear her obnoxious cries for help anytime she takes small chip damage
>HELP ME IM BEING ATTACKED HELP ME HELP ME
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>Ana pulls apart her clothing
>Look at this scar
>you notice a massive S shaped scar over hwr body
>This is proof that I was once a mother

>Pharah's face when
>>
whats his end game?

why all the visits to blizz?

why the teasing?

is there something going on behind the scenes?
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>>182935968
I have to make that booty mine!
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>>182936541
You bought into /r/eddit's "Terry Crews as Doomfist" meme like a retard.
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Why is this a thing

Why is this a thing

Why is this a thing

Why is this a thing
>>
reminder to R.A.P.E every pharah main you come across, friend or foe

Report
All
Pharahs
Everywhere
>>
>>182936541
omnic heiress/socialite/it-girl.
>>
>>182936678
He's not talking about Reddit, it's confirmed on both official Blizzard forums and Twitter that Terry Crews goes to Blizzard HQ almost weekly, he says he's recording voice work for something he can't say yet, people just assumed it was for Doomfist because he kept talking about Doomfist on his twitter.
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>>182936286
Keep dreaming faggot, she's not going to get anything major regardless of what your jewtube buddies are speculating
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>>182934053
I thnk some people join comp, and even though they don't give a fuck about comp itself, they just don't want to deal having a team of 5dps and a Roadhog
I went to master and even though I stopped playing after S3, I only play QP and Mystery Heroes now, and I can safely say that QP is a complete shitfest.
I can understand not try harding, but there's a middle ground between try harding and not trying at all, if OW community is anything to goes by it seems to be a particulary complex concept to grasp.
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>>182936719
man you are really obsessed with your fucking oc
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>>182936696
way to be a fucking shitlord, obviously they are just a very good mercy and carried up to masters. you don't even know how hard it is to play high skill hero like mercy so please shut the fuck up, sweetie.
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>>182936470
>Mfw
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>>182936815
QP and Comp are basically the same now
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>>182936470
>Ana disowns her because she can't even take down an old man and an old lady even after going down the path Ana didn't want her to because she wanted something better for Pharah
>Ana disowns her because she's working for a PMC that keeps fucking up but are robbing the world of their money by asking for more funding
>Soldier's and Mercy's comments about Ana being proud of her add a more brutal sting
>>
>>182936830
Pretty sure it's the same faggot that previously wouldn't shutup about their other garbage hero idea, the medic with an over powered gun that dispenses mega packs.
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>>182936835
Honestly with 6hrs to GM then they must've been damn good. I tried the Mercy meme and made sure to stay hidden and still lost more games than I cared to.
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>>182934276
You can thank the forigiving hitbox, and the shot correction.
People can get impossible headshot by complete luck, just look at any Hanzo.
The amount of times I got one shotted by a completely random Widow/Hanzo shots is insane.
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>>182936830
fk I'm not even that anon, I think I figured out their end game.
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>>182936890
I didn't need those feels
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>>182936342
Is this a problem?
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>>182936696
What's their winrate?
>>
>>182936710
This.

Do everything in your power to destroy them. Run triple hitscan with Zenyatta discord. Make sure they never spend more then a second in the air before being sent back to spawn. Anything to stop people from running this shitty ass no fun allowed character.
>>
>>182936921
heiress anon just posts Paris Hilton pics and that one phrase though, if you actually think they're being serious then you're a baited retard.
>>
>>182936719
So Katya or her daughter?
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>>182937079
>>182936710
>gold shitters
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>>182936710
Why do that when I can strike them out of the air while pissing them off and just making her useless as I become the Hero the team needs, but not wants? I'd take her down with hitscan but those got taken already and no one else chases down the Pharah.
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>>182936925
She was queued with a masters mccree main who was like level 30 or something
>>182937075
59
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>>182937103
>hahaha dude im only PRETENDING to be obsessed with my shitty OC idea by spamming this one phrase multiple times per thread get jebaited :^)
Ok, anon. I'm eagerly awaiting which hero idea you're going to spam next week.
>>
>>182937276
>Spamming
He posts it like once every other thread. Calm the fuck down nigga.
>>
>>182937204
Phamercy is bullshit at all levels.
>>
All youtubers need to stop playing ranked and focus on casual content instead. All of them have shit opinions on where the meta should go and happily abuse their exposure to sway the mob
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I haven't played Comp since S3.
I was at master, I guess I was a "support main" since I mostly played Ana and Zen, sometime Lucio.
What's the new hot shit now?
Can I still play as Zen, or will I be forced to play Lucio for the rest of my life least some autist decide to have a stroke and throw the game?
>>
>>182937393
It's only bullshit if you can't chase them and kill them. Zenyatta chucking his balls or Genji flying at them makes them pretty quick work if the hitscan didn't get rid of them first.
>>
>Get a good McCree
>Low diamond
>calling out low health targets and what not
>giving away hiding enemies
>getting 4-5 kills per high noon
>win escort 3-1

>tell him "You're pretty good, Ocelot"
>"Oh, thanks bro, you too"
don't think he got it
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yo.
hol up.
how about.
a hero who bouta finna DOT damage though?
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>>182937602
People never look up even at GM.
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>>182937530
>pick mercy
>get easy gm/top 500
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>playing ana on numbani attack
>only have to get 33% to win
>recent push failed, everyone but me dead
>snipe the pharah down
>throw my nade to the opposite balcony and kill their ana
>sleep dva out of mech, kill her with melee
>take point solo and win
>potg is their genji getting a double kill while sperging out with his ult

why did they even bother making highlight intros for ana when she never gets one?
>>
Why does this game attract the most emotionally unstable people?

>comp
>dumb bitch with "kitty" at the end of her name
>her player profile is literally 100% mercy playtime
>she instalocked mercy
>its a koth match
>theres two other females on our team who are playing a dps and tank and are doing just fine
>multiple people call out for rez when we lose 3 people in a fight over the point
>she doesnt rez
>she dies trying to 1v1 someone instead
>one of the chicks offers to take mercy from her "because we kinda need someone who can actually heal" is what she told the mercy main
>she leave voice chat and starts bitching in match chat how we all instalocked our roles and how we she was forced to player a support and how we are being toxic and harassing her
>lose the game 2/3 and everyone was overall frustrated because mercy didnt even rez

Like i cant comprehend what compels people to act like this. I mean its the internet you can say what you want but at the end of the day you are only fooling yourself.
>>
>spend a good few hours this weekend to see what can be done about my constant 40 FPS
>issue is CPU bottleneck and no graphical settings tweaks will fix it
>poorfag
>McCree is my favourite character
>played a lot of Amby Spy and CS:GO before so I shouldn't be that shit at hitscan
>my aim is consistently at around 35%

Is FPS really such a big deal or should I just get a better mouse (this one is a cheap Chinese office mouse) and straighten up my act?

I like a lot of heroes, so it wouldn't be the end of the world to give up on McCree because of my FPS issues (and yes, I set everything to low).
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how long until jim makes a video about the ow "(((community)))"
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I play this game with a '97 trackball mouse and dell keyboard, but on a 2015 dell desktop
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Is there any class more braindead than Winston?
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>>182938445
I HAVE NO AIM
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>>182938112
>play comp
>get into loading screen
>see a gold mercy player icon on my team with a female name
>instalock Mercy anyway because I don't feel like doing much effort but I want to gain SR
>"Hey, can I play Mercy?"
>"No."
>suddenly her mouth fumes with anger
>screaming about sexism and things about how the patriarchy is evil

Do girls really pull out the sexism card if they feel the slightest bit of oppression?
Thank god I'm gay, I feel bad about you heterofags.
>>
>>182938365
>tfw tf2 community had a better shitfilter and better moderation for general asshats
>>
>>182938138
Save up and get a better PC.
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>>182938112
>Why does this game attract the most emotionally unstable people?
It's popular.
>>
>>182938513
literally none of this happened
>>
>>182938489
I HAVE NO BRAIN
>>
>>182938138
Try lowering your rendering scale below 100% and see which works for you.
Your game will look like moving boxes but it's better than 40fps, no?
>>
>>182938513
No, they don't

The worst that you'll honestly get from a buttmad female mercy main that doesn't get mercy is MAYBE her trying to be cute to get it, then failing at that and picking lucio.
>>
>>182938489
>>182938594
I HAVE NO GAME
>>
>>182938594
WHO AM I?
>>
>>182938138
40 FPS is still pretty alright. I don't think your aim should take such a huge hit, so I'd say replace that mouse and if that fails just practice more.
>>
>>182938425
>buying prebuilt
>>
>>182938593
Pretty much every story told itt is made up, this one particularly though
>>
He has no aim
He has no brain

this nigga is a fucking hanzo main
>>
>>182938594
>>182938659
THIS KONG GETS ALL THE BLAME
>>
>>182938632
>they pick a hero equal to mercy in braindeadness
>>
>>182938890
SILVER CREW
SIL-VER
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>>182938927
They pick the one hero that you literally can't fuck up on no matter how little you know because they literally only ever play mercy
>>
>>182938610
Yeah, been there, done that.

My mouse is kinda jerky overall, but so many people say that 60 FPS is a must to perform properly and that they'd hate to play comp with someone if they had FPS below that. Good players apparently count their FPS in the hundreds.
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>tfw they're running 4dps 2 support
>tfw their zen has not ult
>tfw you're max charge
>tfw catch them all in grav

m2, m2, m2

pic related
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>>182939078
You can fuck up pretty badly as Mercy though.
You have to be actively trying to play bad as Lucio.
>>
>>182904209
HeWasAnHero
>>
>>182906142
Uwaa~
>>
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>Join ranked
>Join team voice chat
>"REEEEE LISTEN TO ME OR I THROW!!!!"
>Leave voice chat

This doesn't go away at higher ranks does it? Currently diamond.
>>
So, Doomfist on console when?
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>>182906142
RAPE THE PACHIs
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>>182938927
>>182938632
>>182939078
Every mercy main I know who flexes to lucio is fucking abysmal at him and have like sub 40% winrates. They literally just stand around, always on healing unless they're leaving spawn, spamming/missing shots, and you basically have to tell them when to ult or they never will.

I'm also convinced they don't know lucio can wallride.
>>
>>182938632
>Mercy mains picking Lucio now
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>>182939441
No it doesn't.
>>
why is this general filled with degenerates?
>>
>kill enemy mercy first so she can't rez
>kill enemy team
>takes more than 10 seconds to kill enemy team
>mercy flies in and rezzes whole team anyway

boy this sure is fun and balanced gameplay, make sure you kill the mercy first

but not too quickly
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>>182939446
there are people who still play on console,

not even shooters but every game in general
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>>182939554
Overwatch is filled with degenerates.
And this is /vg/.
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Fresh reaction image.
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>>182939493
From my experience with Lucio, everyone yells at you for switching off to speed mode and considers you a thrower/troll for doing so. Sucks because speed gives more SR.
>>
>>182939591
>Mystery Heroes in a nutshell
>>
>>182939597
>speed gives more SR

What the heck happened? I thought you just gained SR for winning or losing. What's all this min max bullshit?
>>
>>182939591
I want to marry Zarya!.
>>
>>182939591
>no stronk ruski to not only defend the russian skies but to also defend your heart
>>
>>182939441
Diamond is the worst rank for this. It's the rank where people start to see themselves as "good" but are actually still shit at the game. It's also plagued with smurfs.

Games in diamond feel like they're decided by which team's smurfs feel like trying.
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>>182939597
It's one of the few abilities that let you break Chokepointwatch apart.

Lucio shouldn't be a solo heal anyway outside of QP, the speed utility is too huge.
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>>182904209
RemorsefulBuyer
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>>182939650
>double zarya
>actual supports
>keep bubbling each other and themselves
>even zen ult is useless, they just grav again
>>
>>182937852
i wish zen had some more cool debuff/dots 2bh
i want an affliction warlock esque hero asap


>>182929362
>>182930480
how the fuck do i one trick symmetra on attack maps?
>>
>>182904209
kekistaniagainstpizzagate
>>
>>182939578
Most of the population of Overwatch is on console.
>>
>>182939591
god i want nothing more than to get on my knees in front of zarya and swallow her fat futa cock
>>
>>182939673
Support characters gain/lose SR through various things. Zen and Ana are the only balanced ones in this aspect as they just need to heal and use their abilities.

Mercy gets more SR for hiding, larger rezzes and not playing the point.

Lucio gets more SR for speed boost/defensive assists.

>>182939725
That's the thing. Outside of getting TO the point(especially in KOTH) no one wants a Lucio in speed mode. I tell them it throws off tracking and helps in the long run but they just want heals.
>>
>>182939806
>KOTH
>double zarya
>double bastion
>mei to wall them in
>ana to keep us topped up
they didn't stand a chance
>>
>>182939812
been playing sym on attack lately, just use her normally and focus on shields if your near the first point. teleporter if the point is farther from spawn

dont do tp if your team keeps dying, theyll juse use up 6 teleports with nothing gained at all

as an attack sym, you need to remind yourself that people will underestimate you. use that to catch them with your laser of slow and agonizing death

use sentries when you manage to push people back from the objective long enough, and put them on the doors/chokepoints. in a way defending like a normal symmetra
>>
@182939870
kys faggot
>>
182940050
kys as well fucking loser
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This general's got pretty bad. I might need to leave atleast until Summer Games are out.
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@182940342
make me
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>>182940368
>General reflects the community
Same tbqhfam
>>
Do we know if dankfist and/or summer games is coming tomorrow, or is it probably next week?
>>
>>182940368
>Leave for 2 weeks
uh, okay
>>
>>182939597
When I Lucio I'm alternating between both speed and healing pretty fucking quickly. Heal for a good second or two, speed real quick, back to heal for a good second or two, speed real quick, amp up healing and speed..
>>
>>182940368
Well, when's SDCC? They'd release him then, wouldn't they?
>>
>>182939578
>There are people
>>
We need a tracer copypasta
>>
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>>182934179
I mean she's legal. I don't think Jack is going to settle down though and D.Va's mostly just a cocktease. I don't think she's seriously considering anyone.
>>
>>182940563
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/

pick yer poison matey
>>
New Thread:
>>182940623
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>>182940645
Fuck off
>>
>>182940563
>>182940605
I sexually Identify as England. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of becoming the great city of England and hearing British accents rapping all day long. People say to me that being England is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm poppin. I'm having a plastic surgeon install double decker busses, Big Ben, Buckingham Palace and Wimbledon on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Lord of England, not from Compton" and respect my right to be a city, and tax my citizens needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Englandphobe and need to check your city-hating privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

put tracer/ow related stuff in there
>>
>>182939441
Nope, I'm in masters and around 90% of my games has that one person who threatens everyone with a throw

I really hope Blizzard does something about this at some point, being held hostage isn't very fun.
>>
>>182940483
Sometimes it's nice to take a break from things if you're feeling burned out. It might make you feel better.
>>
>>182940774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPMDCJrRpT8
>>
>>182906142
Uwaa~
>>
>>182940953
someone needs to commission Tyrone to say doomfist's lines in the animatic
>>
>>182925090

Yes. All of the characters would make perfect sense in a fighting game context because there it's just a given that random people's path cross and they fight eachother.

Just look at Bastion. After going through story mode and trashing hundreds of nameless Bastion units, you'd finally unlock the last one as a playable fighter.
>>
>>182940774
I sexually Identify as Tracer. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of becoming a raging dyke limey wanker and licking other twats all night long. People say to me that being Tracer is autistic and I'm fucking mentally ill but I don't care, I'm on fire, really. I'm having a gorilla install a clock, crocs and removing my cock on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Lena Oxton" and respect my right to be a run, and spaz out needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Hanzo main and need to git fokin gud. Cheers for being so understanding, luv
>>
>>182936768
Who told you that you can stop choking on your dildo and post here?
>>
>>182939894
>Lucio gets more SR for speed boost/defensive assists.
This only counts during the 3 second amp it up window though
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>Hanzo headshot me
>I'm behind a wall
Why is still this a thing?
>>
>>182941606
not to mention his ridiculously large hitbox for headshots
and just in case he misses he has a 10 second cooldown "shoot the ground to win" ability
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>>182941606
>>182941740
Remember when the arrow's hitboxes were even larger?
>>
>>182934024
Zarya from raw muscle
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>>182941863
And he still wasn't viable.
>>
>>182942484
Yeah they fired about as fast as nerf darts.
>>
>anyone who mains a hero is always painfully mediocre at that hero

why?
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>>182942470
is that how that works? I certainly hope so
>>
>>182943593
Because you have to "main" a role at least.
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>>182943593
>main a hero so their skill on that hero is higher than on any other hero
>their skill on that hero alone puts them at your SR
>seems mediocre because it's at your SR
>>
>>182943646
Yes actually. There is indeed muscle down there and certain ways to work it out as various sex help books will tell you. I'm assuming hers are still pretty nice just from her general buffness
>>
I really want to enjoy watching professional Overwatch, but I really can't.

I've watched dozens of hours of CSGO, League of Legends, even Paladins when they had the Dreamhack tournament, but everytime I try to watch professional Overwatch I just end up with no clue of what's happening and a headache.

Halp.
>>
>>182943829
They need to use the free flying camera to watch the matches instead of fpv
>>
>>182943646
I don't know why this never occurred to me, but Zarya is literally just female Heavy.
>>
>>182943593
their mechanical skill on that hero is probably good, but their understanding of other heroes and their abilities is garbage because they've never played that hero before
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>https://www.change.org/p/blizzard-entertainment-increase-of-quality-of-life-within-a-whole-community

please sign and thanks
>>
>>182946231
>change.org
Please tell me this was done ironically.
>>
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>>182946231
>>
>>182946231
Is this like a joke?
>>
>ana is alone in the frontline
how is this player plat and not bronze
>>
>>182946231
Signed. No need to thank me.
>>
>>182946352
>>182946386
>>182946794
When did /owg/ become so infested with Mercy mains?
>>
when the dafaq is the patch hitting live
>>
>>182949629
>Implying that's why people think this shit is retarded
>>
guys help i still have a crush on sombra
>>
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Why?
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>>182927461
Not that anon, but it was getting old.
>>
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>>182953936
>>
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>work canceled today

I don't know what to do today
>>
>>182958782
hnng thank you

best wave animation in the entire game

WHY IS SHE SO PERFECT
>>
>>182943829
how do you feel watching this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWyZI9WRV3U
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>>182960084
She knows what she wants and she knows how to take it and she oozes the confidence that comes with that.
>>
>>182959701
Play Persona 5
>>
Fuck Bastion
>>
>>182960740
i dont have a ps4
>>
>>182901254
oh dear
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