/utg/ - Undertale general

thats not geno

I'm gonna name the fallen child 'Geno' and force all the dindus to agree with me!

Reminder that Chara, Flowey, and Asgore never murdered anyone so it's okay to like them!

>>182890414
Asgore literally murdered six kids.

Reminder that Jerry and So Sorry never murdered anyone so it's okay to like them!

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BRBS
There's a man riding a goat on top of my chest.

>>182890474
No he kidnapped them and put them in jars.

Reminder that The Annoying Dog has never- no, wait, that's not right at all!

Will someone put a stop to that vile canine's sins?

>>182890696
I think there's a Mejic pic of that.

>>182890641
Wow fucking rekt you have completely convinced me that only kool kids murder.

>>182890838
For later consumption? That's one way to keep em fresh I guess.

>>182890641
>>182891169
But Jerry has slayed Toriel's pusspuss

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>>182890696
Must be a very small man. Goats are not exactly strong mounts.

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>>182890965
Don't worry, my tabletop group will eventually put a stop to this annoying mastermind!

>>182891696
My heroes!

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Hiding under Tori's robe and pleasuring her!

Hiding under Gerson's robe and playing tic-tac-toe!

>>182890838
But he forgot to put air holes on them so they died and all that remains is their souls.

That's close enough enough to murder.

>>182892279
>they died
No, they didn't. If someone lost a leg, would you say they died? They just had a full-body amputation.

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>182893042
No!

>>182892391
This. None of the kids were cis, so Asgore helped them with their problem. If they didn't like it they could reset, so this was fully consensual.

>>182893042
The spider being a renowned linguist!
Heptapods landing viewing mirrors on the surface for communication!
The army being unable to communicate!
The spider being recruited for translation!
The spider discovering the Heptapods' script!
The spider seeing it's two-dimensional!
The spider realizing the Heptapods don't think chronologically in terms of cause and effect!
The spider internalizing the alien language!
The spider seeing her life as an orderless whole where free will is exercised to fit the future that was already known!
The spider adopting a fatalistic view!
The spider rationalizing tragedies and bad decisions as desirable so she doesn't have to abandon the illusion of free will!

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what a lovely day
I would say
if summer
would go away

>>182893042
But can the Spider help me calm down!? Today has been shit irl.

>>182894764
can't you just I dunno, stab summer?

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>>182894764
Preach it, anon.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13445625

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>>182895361
if only it were that easy
would've been the youngest murderer if I could've
>>182895498
if only I could spread the word, the evil summer might be banished forever

>>182895927
I always picture Mercy as a vagina and fight as a penis.

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Gonna protect this smile

>>182896228
Act as tits and ass as items?

Reminder that the mushroom in Tem village is a metaphor for genocide route Sans

>>182896228
Be careful, mate.

With those words, you can trigger both the sjws of Tumblr and the rightwing-sjws here.

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>>182893042
indeed

What's with all the falseflagging today?

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>>182895927
>Chara is dead
Might as well say Asriel is dead too while you're at it.

>>182896945
But he is.

>>182896945
Chara's a lot deader than Asriel.

>>182896945
Asriel got beaten, stabbed and possibly shot to death, even powered up.

Chara was practically shitting and puking their guts out.

I'll leave you to decide which is the worse death.

>>182897208
You keep posting this
It's not even relevant here
Are you ok

>>182896945
Asriel gets better regardless of what route you take. Chara stays nothing but a rotting corpse in every ending but, the non-canon to edgelords, genocide.

>>182897692
genocide is literally the intended final ending

>>182897912
Nah

>>182897912
Only for people who can't let go - although that would be soulless pacifist, actually.

>>182893104
I told you before and I will tel you again! It is a fact! That won't ever change!
>>182894019
That movie wasn't too great. Interesting concept and twist at the end, but it felt like it dragged on too much and the ending was underwhelming.
The spider using her ability to see the future to help those in need!
The world becoming a better place!
>>182895347
Of course! Just think of the spider and what the spider would do! The spider's cuteness brings happiness to anything it touches!
Relax and remember that tomorrow will likely be better. Whatever happened cannot be changed, so there's no point in worrying about it anymore. Instead, try to fix it if possible and learn from it so it won't happen again.
>>182896540
Without a doubt!

>>182897345
What

>>182897912
>>182898113
Toby made it clear in the Q&A that he considers the canon ending to be TP.
I'll trust the creators opinion over some edge lord on the internet

>>182898209
>considering the tumblr canon
that means you believe in Gaster too

>>182898515
Gaster literally appears in the game my man.

>>182898515
Even if the events in the Q&A weren't canon (they are) it shows that Toby at least considers it the true ending that he builds future content around.

>>182898150
My post is mostly based on the original written story, which if you pay close attention doesn't involve time travel. It just presents an alternative subjective way of viewing the world, without that way of thinking giving you superpowers. It's interesting, but if you mix it with the bit at the end of the movie version where having a child was claimed to be worth it, you can end up with scary fatalistic rationalizing.
I really enjoyed the movie, just because of how little it fucks up. The science talk is sensible. The computer interfaces are realistic and relevant. Talking to aliens takes months of relatively boring hard work and trial and error. People use the sensible option of a boom lift instead of something "cool". The army is neither villainous nor super amazing. The main character gets involved because she's good enough and happened to have clearance, not because she's the best linguist in the world or whatever.

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reminder that its canon that Asgore enjoys internet memes

reminder that its canon that Asgore is completely aware of what he's doing and Alphys' reaction is the intended effect

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>>182899895
reminder that its canon that Toriel is a drunk who hates gays and that she had Sans help her burn down Alphys and Undynes home killing Alphys in the process so that Undyne had no choice but to date and marry Papyrus so that his little bro wouldn't be a virgin anymore

>>182894764
Art though a wintereth personeth?

>>182900268
But Alphys is alive and well in this picture

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>>182900776
only in wintereth my true self wakes
and thou?

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>/utg/ attempting to speak the King's English

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>>182889730

>>182901059
Thats Monster Kid

>>182901375
Whomst'd've thrusted thine misgivings upon one sucheth as mineself?

rolecall

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>>182901214
I want to move to Alaska. The thought of snowy roads is terrifying, though.

>>182902248
Asriel/Flowey dualfag, here.

>>182902248
SRITRfag

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>>182902145
Get thee gone, cur.

Lo, even the most capricious zephyr hath more design than thee. Pray tell, what hath deluded thee so? Peradventure in thy naivete and foolish imagination, thou didst think thyself wise. Methinks that perhaps thou art full of new wine. Judgest thou carefully on this matter? I troth not. A blot and blemish thou hast been. Quit herewith, and rid us of thine foolishness.

A pox upon thee and thy house

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>>182902335
Somewhere like Alaska but with a good internet connection would be nice.

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reaction pics?
reaction pics

I still really hate Toriel

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>>182904798
That's why you like Soriel instead.

>>182904959
Why would I like a good character like Sans being dragged down by a shitty one like Toriel?

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>>182904661
this ones a classic

>>182901543
I want to keep Burgerpants on my lap

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>>182904210
But then you'd wind up in Scandinavia. Unless Greenland has really good internet and I've never heard about it.

>>182898150
Thank you

>>182905040
All of Toriel's flaws work perfectly when she's Sans. Sans is just as shitty of a caretaker as she is.

>>182905384
Stop responding to the ban evader.

>>182905384
Oh are you talking about some kind of swap AU? I don't follow those because I don't see them as having a real point.

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Goat

Children

>>182905648
are dead

>>182905648
So does Goat Frisk appeal to people that don't like Asriel but want a cute goat kid for Toriel and or Asgore or is it just a pedo furry thing because they want a girl goat to molest?

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>>182905523
Just think of all AUs as an avenue for porn. Because you sure as hell aint reading them for the plot.

>>182905960
I think it's combining two cute things to make a really cute thing.

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>>182906237
>that massive rainbow vomit abomination
>the two pokemon
>the humanized sans
>the death sans
>the sans with a gem
>the W.D. Fagster
good god why are there so many

>>182906736
Because TUMBLR loves Sans, and actually the current most popular fetish amongst gay men and a decent amount of women is the dadbody build.

>>182907040
>and actually the current most popular fetish amongst gay men and a decent amount of women is the dadbody build.
What does this have to do with Sans? Despite the dumb daddy memes around here Sans isn't bara at all

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>>182906736
>good god why are there so many
>so many
oh anon...

That picture is almost a year old. Think about how many there are now.

>>182899640
Oh. I was unaware the movie was based on a written story. That's neat.
I agree with you on your points. It was pretty realistic in the sense of what would likely happen if aliens were to arrive on earth. It's just that as a movie it was not very engaging.
>>182905381
Any time.

>>182907182
I say this because Tumblr makes Sans into a daddy figure 99.999% of the time, guaranteed.

desu sans seems more like a shortstack to me

this is coming from someone who balks at sexualizing the skeletons

>>182906736
>that massive rainbow vomit abomination
You mean Asriel's boss fight?

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gote

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Reminder that this is the current tastes of /utg/

>>182907372
You don't know what those words or terms mean.
Stop using them until you do.

>>182907574
Are you getting angry at the fact that I am pointing out tumblr's bad taste? Because I know what all of those words mean, and I am 100% correct on this matter. Perhaps you should stop posting until you learn how to interact with people properly.

>>182907691
>Because I know what all of those words mean, and I am 100% correct on this matter.
No, you really don't and don't get all defensive and start lashing out. Not even Tumblr gives Sans a dadbod and for the most part they don't even play up the dad thing in relation to Frisk

>>182907821
I really am right, you know. You need to learn that sometimes you are wrong, and that people know what's actually happening. I recommend also to learn when to not order around people. You're not a king.

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>>182907947

Who's the faggot bitching on Doomworld then?

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>>182907821
>they dont play the dad relation w/ frisk
>they dont give sans a dadbod
Are you sure you're talking about tumblr, and not somewhere else?

>>182907947
I get that youre salty about Sans being more popular than whoever your favorite is but you are not correct in this regards. You are misusing terms that you clearly have no idea what their actual meaning is otherwise you would realize that you look like a fool.

>>182907947
>>182907821
>>182908045
shut up catfucker.

And he reveals himself. You know what to do.

If you're going to do the whole pointless argument thing can you at least do it about something interesting rather than about whether or not Tumblr gives Sans a dadbod

>>182908053
Do you know what a dadbod is?
Here maybe this will make it easier to understand. Asgore has a dadbod, now does tumblr make Sans look like Asgore? Of course not

>>182908045
>Posting unrelated drama
>>182908060
I am using the terms correctly. You really should take a step back and learn some manners and learn that you aren't always right. Don't be the moron who bullies others.

>>182908196
Cute, you think they're capable of following direct orers.

>>182908239
see >>182908205

Find me a bunch of pictures of Sans (20+) looking like Asgore and i'll admit I was wrong

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>>182907429
Oh cool, I forgot about that. Other than Muffet in the lewd category, the results are about what I expected.

>he's baiting people to post daddy sans
found the thread shitter.

>>182908464
Just ignore it.

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Did Daddy ever finish the requests from last thread?

>>182908428
I'd mostly ignore the Muffet ones. They were caught botting the polls so I wouldn't be shocked if a lot of the votes for them were faked.
>>182908464
>fuck hes right but I don't want to admit it so I better call him a troll!

>>182908638
>Eeek booga dey dun caught me booga booga@!

>>182908607
whatever
>>182908638
dumb soriel troll. you know that he was right about sans. don't encourage people to spam.

>>182908786
If you know who he is, then don't respond AT ALL. Report, filter, hide and ignore shitposts.

>>182908738
>>182908786
Still waiting on that proof
>>182908871
You can try and derail the conversation because i'm saying stuff you don't want to hear but it doesn't make me your boogyman

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>>182908464
post better daddy

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>>182909079
best and most canon dad

>>182908924
don't use /utg/ as a fetish enhancer. if you want daddy sans porn, just go to paheal.

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>>182909195
Yes.

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>>182909079

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>>182909079

>>182909607
Wait how old is that picture? I didn't have it saved

>>182909763
A few weeks, Pumpkin's blog says it was posted on June 17th.

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An unusual guardian, but still good.

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>>182909932
>>182909932
Oh nice, Snowdrake is still my favorite minor NPC so its always nice to see stuff with him.

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>>182905960
Goat Frisk is a goat that didn't abandon their kingdom, didn't kill 6 kids and didn't turn into a flower and abuse god-like powers to murder everyone over and over again.

All of the cuteness without any of the moral dilemma.

>>182911115
So their boring?

>>182905253
>Charazard
Heh.

>>182911115
Don't respond to the chronic ban evader.

>>182911234
Holy shit go away

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>>182911234
My mistake.

>>182911234
I'm going to start saying this to any post I don't like

>>182896884
The ape got out of it's cage.

>wanting to create more drama and spam more
can we focus on undertale in a way that is not characterfag drama or needlessly shitting on a character for no reason? just saying "shitty shitty pedo you just want a character to fuck you retards 'insert inane scaretactic meme here' "is not character discussion

>>182911759
this isn't video game related. go post in /co/

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>>182909693
god-tier taste

>>182911757
The anti Soriel guy is legitmentally mentally ill and claims that every single poster who says something he doesn't like is some master troll. Idiots like >>182911336 keep indulging his delusions and the mods wont ban his ass despite all the shit posting and thread derailing he does.

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>>182912079
It's just a simple reference. Cool your homojets.

>the guy who claims charataker is dindu is himself a dindu


lmfao

>>182912210
i don't care if it's real or not. just shut the hell up and talk about undertale in a constructive way that is not blatant douchebaggery.
>>182912252
it doesn't belong here, nor does it fit any situation in undertale.

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I used Dreemurr as the last name of the MC in P3P

>>182912759
What is a p3p? Some sort of video game?

>>182912821
Persona 3 Portable

>>182912759
That is an extremely calming gif.

>>182912507
Do you think that the image here (>>182903845) should be deleted too?

>>182912507
We aren't allowed to talk about anything Undertale related because it offends the mentally ill fucker and he derails the thread.

>>182912973
Like you are right now you fucking hypocrite? Actually die of AIDS.

>>182912759
>gif
A dreaded scene. Asgore and Toriel contemplate how best to put Frisk down and trap Frisk's soul, not realizing that Frisk is plotting to murder them too.

>>182912949
a blank imagepost is a waste of space, the other one is not. learn the difference.
>>182912973
i don't care. just discuss undertale. it's a two way street of shit.

>>182913125
Go take your anti-psychotic meds

>>182912252
requesting Underswap sans added to this pic

>>182913197
Not enough Sans in there for you, huh?

>>182913262
Fuck off, shitmod.

>can't even take a joke despite the constant projection

>>182913568
Jokes are suppose to be funny

>>182906441
i love lizard

>>182913568
I hate this dumb passive agressive trend that you fucks do now. No one has any idea who the fuck you are talking about when you don't quote the post you mean.

Are you shitting on the dumb pshyotic anti-soriel guy? Shitting on the Soriel guy? Shitting on the guy who is bitching about people going off topic, bitching about the guy who posted a goat parent gif, bitching about the guy who made a really random edgy joke out of nowhere that didn't make sense, bitching at the guy who made a crack about that person being a sansfag, or the guy bitching about mods?

No one fucking knows because you decided to be a passive aggressive shitter

>>182913205
It wasn't a blank imagepost at all. I don't even know what such a thing would be.

>>182913878
(You)s are fucking cancer and should not have been made an official feature. Whoever was in charge of 4chan x already fucked up by putting them there.

If you think giving trolls the 4chan equivalent of an upvoted is constructive, please lurk before you spew diarrhea out of your upper vagina again.

>>182913982
>its better to just randomly throw something out with no context so no one has any idea what you mean
Are you actually retarded?

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I think that Charaposting is nice because Charafags tend to be thoughtful people.

I hate to interrupt this stimulating conversation, but has the guy who was going to the con reported back yet?

>>182914153
>because Charafags tend to be thoughtful people.
Don't they tend to be overly edgy?

>>182914194
he has , he's on the google doc

>>182913982
>If you think giving trolls the 4chan equivalent of an upvoted is constructive, please lurk before you spew diarrhea out of your upper vagina again.
You know, the whole purpose of not responding is to not give a post you think is a trol any response, period. It doesn't matter if you don't quote them directly because you're still flashing your butthurt for everyone to see. Yes, we know they're pretending to be retarded, yes we know they're trying to bait a bad faith argument, yes we don't agree with them, you don't have to give them any response because everyone else has already chosen not to respond. Just fucking stop. Everyone's so obsessed with having the last word in this shit like it matters, just know when you're being trolled and stop all contact there, that's fucking it. We don't know who you are, you don't have a reputation to hold up, just sink back into the shadows and/or post something unrelated. Getting into an extended debate with someone who's obviously trying to get a rise out of you is the second most pathetic thing to do on here, next to making a huge autistic post about the people that do it.

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>>182914227
No, never, what would make you say that?

>>182913945
you're saying >>182911759 a picture without any text in the post that has nothing to do with video games(a spam blankpost), is not a blankpost? jesus christ.

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Post cute and happy goats

>>182914713
Did you actually look at the image? It's captioned.

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>>182914947

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>>182914947

>>182915201
i'm gonna need a defibrillator for my heart

>>182915027
it doesn't matter what filename you use for an image. it has nothing to do undertale, and you left the post blank. a spam post that has nothing to do with the game. if i saved a picture of kim jong-un and named the file "mettatons fat ass" does that make it any less spammy? no. so don'nt bring that shit in here.

>>182915201
Is there a reason you're hanging out in the Undertale thread instead of going to the fur threads on trash?

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>>182914947
You can't make me have wholesome values.

>>182915271
No, the image itself is captioned. As in, if you actually look at the image, it has text on it. Did you ever do that? I don't think you did.

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>>182914947

>>182915509
i did read the filename, and it has nothing to do with undertale. it is more spammy drama posting that does not belong here.

Where the fuck are the doujins

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>>182914314
Neat.

>>182915732
Japan

>>182915668
That goat does not look happy

>>182915825
because you walked in on him dickhead

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>>182914947
Otp

>>182915668
Oh Cry. What are we going to do with you?

>>182916067
report him to the FBI?

>>182916123
He lives in Japan, their age of consent is much lower.

>>182916197
Doesn't he live in Taiwan?

>>182916407
Somewhere Asian, all I know is, their age of consent is low and it is gross. Completely uncivilized.

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Best boy. No competition.

>>182917231
Sans, Papyrus, Mettaton and Asgore are better

I want to learn the King's English to be as annoying as possible

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>>182915825
wow
>>182916067
i dont know
>>182916123
rude
>>182916197
>>182916407
no, singapore. and yeah its age of consent is like 16 or something
>>182916548
excuse you it's like the most expensive city

>>182917897
Singapore? Huh. How is it over there?

>>182917897
draw asriel giving edgeriel a sensual bj from edgeriel's viewpoint

Will Cry survive the megatsunamis created by climate change?
Should he?

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>>182914947

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>>182905253
Hm...
anyone know Sweden vs Norway vs Denmark?

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A somewhat minor update to this chart:

>New Companion: Jokester Courtier
>Drama Courtiers: Added Title
>History Master: Added Title, Boon, Likes & Dislike, Kingdom Modifiers, and Flavor Text
>Nice Courtier: Added Title
>River Master: Added Title and Flavor Text
>Tavern Master: Added Flavor Text
>Tsundere Beast: Added Boon and Flavor Text; darkened card-specific color

>>182919185
Thanks for the update, it's great to see you're still working on it.

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>>182914947

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>>182914947

Help, I can't stop playing Planescape Torment.

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>>182914947

>>182918215
hot as fuck , humid , conservative & cleaner than most other countries i've visited
>>182918505
h-hot,maybe when im free
>>182918505
i hope i dont

>>182920653
Mixed signals here anon

>>182921440
?

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>>182920376
>>182916047
Do you guys have any good ol' Az'/Frisk fics to read?

I'm looking for something new, and comfy or interesting in terms of plot; the writebin's pretty lewd, and I prefer Frisk as a girl anyway.

>>182922090
You reply to >>182918505 twice with contradictory attitudes.

>>182922587
oops was supposed to respond to the latter with
>>182918518

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>>182922135
Sadly no. 99% of the stories that involve that get abandoned or just aren't very good.

alphys when

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>>182923335
never

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>>182923916

Chara and Frisk rubbing bepises

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>>182922928
Ah, that's a shame.
I've been thinking up of something myself, but I wouldn't consider myself to be a decent writer or artist.

>>182898515
Gaster appears on the tarot merch and in game

Asriel blushing and bleating as Frisk aggressively pushes for a relationship!

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>>182926215
Asriel/Frisk is pure son

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>>182923335

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Hello from Metz. Still wrestling with the Superman story, so I've added a different one to AO3 today.

>http://archiveofourown.org/works/11521752

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>>182929416

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>>182928613

>>182929416
I want to fuck that robot

>>182931606
Prove it.

>>182932346
How?

>>182932687
Thrust your dick through a piece of paper that says you want to fuck the robot

>>182932687
Post some bots, and describe the perfect date with the bot.

>>182932782
>>182932791
NO that's gay!

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>>182931606
That's nice
I want to cuddle the lizard

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>>182933665
Lizard is made for hug.

>>182933683
Skeletons are the Sans of the Undertale fandom

>>182933608
You just said you wanted to fuck the bot. Can't get any gayer than that.

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To those from earlier. Here's just how I see Sans right now, and I want to know where I'm wrong, if I'm wrong.
I see that Sans in the current medium, on Tumblr and other websites, has become more than "the most populat character in Undertale", and has since taken over the property that invented him in the first place, much like the minions from Despicable Me. And in a way, I see why: a nihilistic, self-contained skeleton, who makes puns and acts like a typical dad, calling the character "kiddo". Of course, Tumblr, through their shitty way of being, turned him in to a meme daddy. But they also turned him in to the sole hero of Undertale, the story hinging on him the most, or so they think. And that's why they made every possible iteration of him, and so many AUs are centered around him, making stuff like Caretaker shine like a light in the dark. Correct me if I'm wrong, I welcome contradictions.

yeah revive an argument from hours ago, that's not sus

do we have necromacers reviving shitpost drama?

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What if Asgore tried consuming the Dark Soul instead of regular human souls? Would he go crazy like Gael did?

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>>182935703
>>182935387

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>>182936110
But he made a deal with the moon presence to create a world for his people

>>182936110
He would lose his hear and end up getting purified by Sora, but then Big Rigs trucks would fly through at maximum speed and Sora would then have to find the seven disciples of Chin.

>>182914314
link to the google doc?

>>182935248
>a nihilistic, self-contained skeleton, who makes puns and acts like a typical dad, calling the character "kiddo"
Why don't you actually play the fucking game?

But then again you're a skeletonfag so I suppose if you had you wouldn't still be posting here

Sans is intelligent, nihilistic, and has a wicked sense of humor.
The only bad thing about Sans is that he's almost too good.

>>182937070
>>182937285
Ok, firstly, I'm not a skeletonfag. Secondly, I played the game. Thirdly, who should I believe. Is sans nihilistic or not?

>>182937569
Don't believe anything you read on 4chan.

>>182937569
Are you really that retarded? Are you actually unaware of the intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor meme?

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>>182937569
Nihilism implies he either believes in nothing and has resigned himself to a meaningless life or believes that because nothing matters he himself must create his own meaning

But he's done neither of those
He's a lazy bonehead skeleton

>>182937569
He's a fatalist, not a nihilist.

>>182937638
Sorry I haven't been here in a while, faggot.
>>182937735
Ok, enough memes. [spolier]I voted on that poll too.

>>182937962
>Sorry I haven't been here in a while
Thats a 4chan wide meme and has been a thing for years. You're just an idiot

>>182936596
nvm i found it
hopefully anons are generous enough to scan some works, but its their stuff so

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Ship time

>>182938468
STOP SAVING IMAGES FROM FUCKING INSTAGRAM

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>>182938619
You sound like you need to chill.

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>>182938778

>i would unironically consume any liquid that was formed in Asriel's body from piss to snot and love every second of it
>even though they aren't my fetish at all
love does crazy things to a man

>>182938003
>Haven't been on /utg/ frequently
>knowing all memes here

>>182939252
Its not a /utg/ meme. Its a 4chan wide meme that is used to make fun of dumb edgy shit and characters and has been around for years. You're either a newfag that needs to lurk more or an idiot that never made a simple connection.

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tfw really depressed and angry

These threads are kind of pointless now aren't they? We don't have artfags and most of the active conversations is just people bitching

>>182940673
Yes, yes, you won, you killed the thread, now kindly fuck off.

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>>182940756

Asriel is for ____!

>>182940673
>We don't have artfags
Sure we do. They're just sleeping most of the time.

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>>182940673
i can take in requests now i guess,simple things because im on a bus

>>182941783
Shyren in a fishbowl

>>182941783
Asgore eating pizza

>>182941783
Alphys sleeping.

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>>182941913
aand im motion sick

>>182943727
Thank you! I hope you feel better.

>>182941783
Asriel as a bus.
Sans as a big rig truck.

Which Undertale eats Chicken?

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>>182940446
Don't give up anon!

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>>182940446
>tfw mad tired

>>182947159
For a split second, I thought to myself "How the fuck do they use electricity and computers underwater", then I remembered that "underground" is not the same as "underwater".

>>182889730
https://supershadow121.deviantart.com/journal/New-Undertale-AU-Differentopic-626073591
THE MOST RETARDED NONLEWD/NONGORE FILLED AU EVER MADE.

>>182947463
>Ecelebs/Youtube animation characters
>Technicolor equines
>Casper the Friendly ghost characters
>Pokemon
>FUCKING SONIC AND MINECRAFT
Welp. Time to die I suppose. rip.

>>182947463
>NONLEWD/NONGORE
Yet.

>>182947463
You know, you could make really autistic porn with that list of characters.

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>>182947463
>>182947589
Oh no.
>>182947609
>>182947712
OH NO

Also
>Someone made remixes for it and fanart

>>182947712
>mfw I learned people actually make porn of youtubers/ecelebs

>>182947912
Some things are not meant for the human mind

>>182947463
That just looks like a shitpost AU to me. No real point in saying it's the worst or most retarded when it's that way on purpose.

>>182949798
One man's shitpost is another man's reddit gold.

I want to kill myself but I'm afraid of pain.

>>182949876
Please don't kill yourself.

>>182947912
I first wondered why but then it made sense. It's like R34, it's hot because it's not just rando in a porno who just looks good, it's someone you "know" and feels far more like an actual person even if it's just fiction getting lewd. Even sex is better when it's more than just sex.

>>182949876
If you jump off of something sufficiently tall, you'll be dead before you're capable of registering pain.

>>182950064
Or you'll paralyze yourself and live the rest of your life a vegetable.

>>182950167
Then it wasn't sufficiently tall.

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>>182949876
Suicide is a pretty permanent thing anon, whatever your going through will pass at some point.

>>182949876
Same desu
That's why I just cut myself. For some reason bleeding out a bit makes me feel better for a few houra

>>182950829
Please look into therapy and/or medication. Harming yourself is bad.

>>182950919
Nah

>>182951268
Those will help you more than cutting yourself. They address underlying issues, cutting does nothing to help you get better.

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>>182951268
Can you at least try for us to stop?

>>182950829
something something endorphins released when you cut.i used to cut myself a lot too but getting medication and theory helped a lot to reduce that.you should give it a shot if you can,who knows it might help

>>182951423
>>182951728
The fact that you think I have the money to access this stuff is cute

Anyways Undertale! Who are your favorites?

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>>182951807
Frisk.

>>182951885
Impossible, nobody likes Frisk.

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>>182951807
Chara!

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>>182952081
I like Frisk. She's a qt.

>>182952081
That's where you're wrong.

Would you still love your favorite if they were 8 and wanted to watch every Romero movie in a row?

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>>182951807
SRITR?

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>>182952238
I see people use this abbreviation and now it's really bugging me I don't know who it's referring to

>>182953035
Its some idiot whose shitting on characterfags. Don't respond to them

>>182951807
there are low cost therapist and even free ones if you look around iirc

shotagote

>>182953035
Second Rock In The Ruins. It's a joke making fun of people who shit on characters.

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Edge dad is made for lewd

>>182953795
I dunno, he looks like the disemboweling type

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>>182954387
That's what makes it hot!
I may have some slight issues

>>182953795
>>182954437
I love the fact that he looks like a Castlevania villain

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>>182955008
Funny enough I just got finished watching that new Castlevania cartoon and it made me think of him.

If Asgore taught Undyne to be nice does that mean Underfell Asgore taught Undyne to be mean

>>182955070
I need to get on that, is it good?

>>182955143
I enjoyed it but it ends at a weird point and I wish they had just waited the ___ amount of months to fully finish the series instead of just the first half.

Also even though it wasn't that big of a deal the gore in some places surprised me.

>>182955214
requesting this pic with Papyrus' legs, Sans' teeth and Frisk's hair edited out

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>>182955829

>>182956739
thank you anon

>>182956946
glad to help