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/ink/ - Splatoon General - Rockin' Edition

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The Direct
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> News
- Japanese Rock vs Pop Splatfest has officially ended, Rock beat Pop with a 2-1 victory!
- the first Splatfest is on July 15 [cake vs ice cream], you can download the demo now on the e-shop,the event starts at 3pm - 7pm PT (one day only)
- SPLATOON 2 COMES OUT JULY 21!
- Splatoon 2 needs 3.1 GB of space to install
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) includes:
Splatoon 2 FA-11 Custom Gear (Switch)
Splatoon 2 Ika V Collaboration Gear (Switch)
- New Splatoon 2 Switch accessories have been announced. Products include green and pink joy-cons, a Splatoon 2 themed pro controller, and a console bundle (Switch + Splatoon 2 download key).
- Rotations are now every 2 hours instead of 4.
- New amiibo announced as well being inkling girl, boy and squid. They can save your current loadout and transfer it to another console, they also include exclusive gear!

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- http://pastebin.com/h04p6aqy

> FAQ
- http://pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9

> Resources
- http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Discord

- https://discord.gg/bPfxAVs

> Wiki
- http://splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- http://splatoon.nintendo.net/

> if you want to add your friend code before splatoon goes out use this:
https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> list of FC:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing
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Sex with X!
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Is there a way to play using the Wii U gamepad? I really miss having the map readily available at all times.
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>finally lose
>it was a cake double
yeah, ice cream doesn’t stand a chance.
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Is there anything more satisfying than splatting someone right as they activate InkJet?
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t-thanks
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>Get paired up against icecreams as icecream
>I keep dominating the charts
Fuckin seriously? It's like I'm playing with kids here.
>Cake vs Icecream matches
>I still lead my team, but lose almost every time.
Maybe I'm the one who's the kid.

In any case, 1810 is good enough for me, considering I haven't played for over a year. Just wish I had my Blaster again. Would definitely consider buying.
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>>182812451
the fuck
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>woke up at 2AM where i live (JP splatfest started at 5AM)
>first time ever playing Splatoon, played through all splatfests
>it's 10:30PM now
>cut the last one short because feeling tired. Not sleepy, just a bit tired
>hearing the splatfest song in the background while the night goes on
>mfw haven't been this happy in a long time
Thanks Splatoon for existing. And thank you /ink/ for a good talk.
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>>182812454
>Top team almost every time
>Still lose
>See some dumb asshole on my team with 1 kill
I'm gonna go nuclear
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>>182812451
>drop the hammer
>not drop the anchor

you had one job Treehouse
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What's the point of the teams?
Do team ice cream and team cake add up all of their points at the end, like houses in Harry Potter?
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Can having the dock behind a TV screw up my pro controller connection?

Moved it from the livingroom to my room behind the TV (on the edge, barely behind a TV), and i'm getting connection problems
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>last hour of the splatfest starts
>entirety of team ice cream suddenly becomes shit
>ice cream power goes from 2,000 to 1,800
>finally start running into team cakes
>lose every match
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>>182812451
Why is NoA so incompetent?
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>>182812767
the boobs get me every time
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>>182812451
thank god
I'm sick of people unplugging their router when they lose at mk8
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>stayed up to catch the splatfest results after the splatfest
>no results were given
>stay up longer, because surely any moment now
>no results were given
>can't stay awake any longer
And now I am realizing that my decision to stay up for the results, have resulted in me missing the results due to falling asleep. Good going Nintendo. Couldn't you have given a heads up on Twitter or something at the very least?

Still a 10/10 game, but fuck this.
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>>182812732
There's a new category for winning, team wins counts as 1/3 of the winning score. (Popularity, Solo wins, and Team wins)
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>TFW have to work through splatfest
What do you get for participating? What am I missing out on?
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>>182812427
Loadouts are with amiibos, though. So they kind of do exist.
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Ice cream bros, forming a lobby now
I'm number 19 on the fc list in the op
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>>182812928
You get nothing for the full game, but you DO get to say which team you were on to your friends, so you got that going for ya.
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>>182812342
No
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how many friends did everyone get from random queue?
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>>182813031
Oh thank goodness, I was worried I'd be missing out on all those sweet sweet snails again.
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>I got 8 kills
>the rest of the team got 0 kills collectively
What the fuck, cakefags?
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Okay, I'm halfway considering actually getting this game, because it's kind of fun. But I cannot hang with Joycons.

What's the best Switch Pro controller out there? I remember PowerLead made an amazing one for the Wii U, but the only thing I could find was some Hori that looked like shit and isn't even out yet.
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>>182813196

>Best match we won by only .1
>Average kills 8-10 per match.
>Pushing the Ice Cream fags into their own territory so they can't move at all.

Being a Cake King is bliss.
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What were the EU results?
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>>182813263
i think i've seen this post before
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>>182812928
My guess would be transferrable sea snails, maybe even other goodies now that we have the food shop + Murch
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>>182813027
Added
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YAAAS
QUEEEN
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>>182813218
Just get the pro controller.
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Why is the Stingray so shit
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>>182813315
N/A
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>>182813218
Just get the regular pro-con
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>>182813405
It'll be great in ranked
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>averaging 800-1000 points per match
>team constantly in danger state
>games suddenly a lot more laggy
>team mates can't splat for shit
>constant loss
what did i do to deserve this I just want to be a queen I need like 25 more points
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>that part where marina is singing and pear is rapping simultaneously

no offense (calliefag here), but in hindsight, how could callie and marie EVER compare
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>>182813329

I accidentally posted it in the dead thread.
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>>182813378
Alright, pass is 0008.
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>>182813218
Have you tried the controller dock? Playing it in handheld mode is a disaster in itself because not only do you have to rotate the entire console to use the motion controls, but dropping it at all is a bad time. Playing with only the Joycons is also pretty bad. If you don't want to shill for the pro controller, the controller dock included with the Switch is honestly not a bad time. Maybe a cramped hand every now and then, but still great.
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Aaand that's it. Ice Cream Queen. Maxed out at 1954.2 power (I'm a shitter, no bully).

I'm pretty sure Ice Cream will lose, but thanks for the fight and all.
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>>182813218
THE Pro Controller. Simple.
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>tfw in the mood to do turf war now

>>182813405
I've yet to actually get hit by someone using Stingray, either their aim sucks or the super is just shitty.
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>make it all the way to Ice Cream Queen
>only play Team Cake 11 times

At least I still went 8-3
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>>182813550

My highest as a Cake Fag was 2086 I think. I have no idea if that's good or not.
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>>182813550
worthless post
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>>182813652
I figure the "average" is about 1800. The lowest I saw was around 1600. Let's just say it's a good number.
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>>182813550
It's pretty good anon
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>>182812928
Nothing. Its just been a really good advertisement to people that don't get splatoon from seeing videos.
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I'm lpving the way that ink drips down walls, it'll make Flounder Heights less of a bitch for blasters
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So what's to stop me from making two accounts during a Splatfest?

One where I play really well and then another where I purposefully lose?
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9900 passwordfag here, trying to fill the squad again. I apologize for wasting time. Also sorry I don't talk in the thread much, we're in the discord.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13445301
Reposting poll
Surely you aren't all boring?
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>>182813905
Nothing lol
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>>182813737
I SAID NO BULLY!
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Oh god times almost up and I'M SO CLOSE TO KING.
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I just saw a kid take the last switch in Target
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>>182813910
Which one?
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>>182813536
Gonna bail to let you solo queue a bit more dude, my b.
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>>182814039

Good for him, he'll have fun with it I'm sure.
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>>182814050
The one in the OP.
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>>182813949
fucking blogposting is worthless
kill yourself
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>>182813541
I haven't been playing it handheld, the problem is that the joysticks are so small that it's incredibly difficult to make small adjustments with.

Motion controls don't work for me because I use inverted look.
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You notice how Marina and Pearl mostly stay in the center of the stage?
This means that Callie and Marie are gonna be on the right and left of the stage for splat fests after you beat the game, right?

Please Nintendo?
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>81/99 2142.4 power level

I'm not going to make it cakebros
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>>182814084
He fucking is. He bought MK
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>20/50 ice cream defender
sorry folks, just couldnt get into it.
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Post best Splatoon music that you've heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYLTPsJqZtg

A shame that you only ever hear ten of the twenty seconds, but god damn it got me psyched in the first few matches.
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>>182813910
There's only a few minutes left anyway. Might as well just do solo queue until the end.
GGs anyway, Shame we only fought one Cake team.
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>>182814202
Nice power level, though.
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>2/10 Cake Fanboy
welp, just one of those days, sorry squad
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>still running into fanboys/girls
What the fuck
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>>182814320
No problem. GGs, it was fun. Thank you for saving me from that dualies guy on moray. I appeciated that.
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ONE MORE WIN
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Does your account keep a record of your splatfest rankings?
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>>182813550

We're going to crush cake, they have like 25% popularity. We are going to blow them away. Hold your head up!
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Well that was a great first Splat Fest my fellow squids.
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>>182814350
I didn't get to play until an hour before it ended, just barely made it to defender.
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heh
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>>182814489
this one won't carry over into the full release
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how do you dash with the dualies?
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>>182814498
More popularity = more losses
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>>182814620
B
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>>182814620
jump while shooting
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>splatfest demo says at the beginning that nothing will be saved or carried over
>people still ask anyway
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>>182814620
Press B while shooting.
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PHOTO FINISH ROYALTY GET.
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Just decided to end on a win. I came way late to the party and won't make royalty but I hope I made my cakebros proud regardless
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Im glad I can do these again
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>>182814801

Slightly better high score than me bro, I'm proud.
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>>182814759
>only needed a few more points
>kept getting paired with shitters
I'm mad.
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Anyone who played exclusively with the charger?
What's your splatfest power?
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>>182814526
I had a ton of trouble with the duelies when I played I keep want to jump but I roll instead.
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When are results posted
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>last match was team cake on Moray Towers
>they had two chargers and your team had two rollers
>you still somehow pull through for a win
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>>182814801
>I hope I made my cakebros proud
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Felt good to back in a splatfest lads, felt real good.
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>>182813512
squidsisters are cuter and more fashionable.
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>97/99 to becoming king
fuck you
fuck your mom
fuck my teammates
fuck the controller problems i was having
fuck everything
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>five more days
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R E S U L T S
E
S
U
L
T
S
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We did it cake slices
Now we wait to see Pearl announce our victory
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>they don't tell us the winner immediately
REEEEEE
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SPLATFEST IS OVER
POST YOUR FINAL STATS
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>>182813512
everybody knows how easily swayed IT people are
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>last game was a .1 point win
wew lad hands are sweaty
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damn, the cake posters on here really are obnoxious
is this how it is every splatfest?
idk if I can handle the autism
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>>182815242
1888
97/99 to be king
not pisting pic
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>>182813512
Marie's solo song >>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything
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>>182815242
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I can't even count how many kills I didn't get because of no damage ups for a partial charge kill with the charger, shit is going to be rough
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So when do we find out who won?
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>>182815272
If you're new to /ink/, every post-Splatfest is the same.
Winning team will be shitting in here for the next day or so while the losing team complains about how they're so sure that people were picking their team just to lose etc.
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>2 points off of becoming a CakeKing
Well I tried. Ended out with 1674 sadly. Last few games had our team camped at moray towers. Still need to work on my dodge rolls.
Welp, see you guys next week! Until then,
ARMS
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>>182815430
1 hour from now, I think
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when results?
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>>182815242
it was my first time messing with the text box thingy leave me alone.
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>>182815020

Yeah it was a blast and the online sability was pretty damn good. Though ran into a possible hacker/ sandbagger in one match. ??????? dc'd at the start of the match and was wearing the starter tee and had a SSJ.
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>>182815467
52 minutes
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>>182815432
I really did miss this place during splatfests. I'll never forget the assblast from the dogs vs cats results
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You can't carry them all
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>>182815627
I understand your pain
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I thought with a fresh start after months away from the original, I would be able to make the motion work for me. I couldn't though. I fucking hated it. I don't get why the Y-axis has to be exclusively motion. If it was BOTW style, it would be perfect for me. I wish they could make that an option
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>>182815242
1926.8
Ice Cream Queen
I had lots of >fun.
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Final results for me.
Total rounds: 44
Total wins: 25 (6 against cake)
Total times I was top of my team: 20 (too lazy to check how many of those 20 we're against cake)

All in all, I feel I did MUCH better in previous demo, but then the dual blasters were better in testfire.

See ya guys at the real thing.
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>>182815627
>led the team in deaths
LMOA you sure carried them
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>>182815845
>he doesn't know
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>Cake Queen in the EU version
>Cake King in the NA version
Bow down to me.
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God I love skirts
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>>182815845
that's not deaths anon
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>>182815627
Ya gave us your best. That's all any can ask for you.

Hopefully the popular vote will be enough.
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>>182815918

>being a hermaphrodite
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>2 other friends playing splatfest
>we want to queue up together
>can only queue up if you're on the same team
>they're both cake and I'm ice cream
>can't change teams
>make another nintendo account
>launch game, make character, go through tutorial all over again
>we join a room together and hit ready
>we wait for the game to start
>it doesnt
>realize we need 4 people to queue up
>mfw wasted all that time that I could've used on this one day limited event for nothing
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>>182815845
Anon...
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>>182815845
this is clear and obvious bait but have a (You) anyway
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WHO DID THIS
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>>182816085
Xander
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So who do you think will win /ink/? I still think Ice Cream has it. They'll win Popularity and Team Wins but lose Solo Wins giving them the 1 - 2 win
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>>182816085
Xander, it says the name right there.
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If someone doesn't show up can I join the tourney?
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>>182816085
looks like his name is xander
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>>182815845
Hey wall anon, fled here?
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YEAH
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Soon
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Is there an easier (see: less retarded) way to put screenshots on your PC than fucking around with the SD card?

My PC doesn't have a microSD port
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how the fuck did you get matched up with another cake? I played for an hour and a half and fought THREE cake teams
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>>182816435

upload to twitter
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Reminder that you get a big rate of fire increase immediately after dashing with dualies.

They are truly the GOAT weapon.
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where is everyone getting their Series 2 amiibo and Squid Series Pro Controllers from?
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>>182816435
Make a twitter and set it to private and dump your pictures there
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>>182816451
meant to reply to >>182816338
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Carrying team Ice Cream to victory.
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that was my first splatfest

i've bought the first game on launch

dunno if i want to buy this one. i suck ass and it doesn't feel that good to play.

feels good to idle though.
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>>182815627
No one disconnected. My team just did literally nothing while their team ganged up on me.
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GOJI if you are here, GGs bro we got a ton of wins
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>>182816515
walmart online
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Haha
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>>182814269
https://youtu.be/aOXbrdyWzYM
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What was everyone's best match?
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>>182816843
preorder canceled
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>>182816905
Roight here my dude.
>tfw I got a quad kill with the tentamissles
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>>182816905

Winning this 3v4. Did anybody else run into "????????"?
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>>182816590
amen, brother
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>>182817141
What the fuck was the other team doing?
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>>182816843
He never goes away
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>>182813628
idk if I'm blind but I had difficulty aiming it cause I did not have a crosshair when using the damn thing.
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>>182816843
When you spend too much time drawing and not enough time actually defending your team.

>>182815750
I'm honestly surprised we made it through the whole Splatfest without anyone bringing up cake farts
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>>182815242
>>182815242
Not my final. I won my last game.
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>>182817196
>>The game isn't even fucking out yet
>Already getting hacked

I had hoped this time would be different. I was a fool.
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>>182816413
LEAVE MY BOY ALONE THOT
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>>182812451
I got a similar warning with wording like "preeeeety suspicious" with that many Es, but it only happened once.
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This is interesting. Datamines show nearly every Splatoon 1 stage will come back
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>>182815242
I think I was one of the first to reach King rank.

I forgot how much fun these threads were. Glad Splatoon is back.
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>>182817415
Anything about playable Octolings?
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>>182816905
I keep forgetting about the capture button but I think this was it.
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>>182817415
That's not surprising. They copy/pasted the gameplay of Splatoon 1, may as well copy/paste the rest of the game.
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>>182817415
God dammit not datamining the one thing i want. Though I guess the Squid Sisters coming back as newscasters or not isn't something that would need datamining.
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>>182815739
FUCKING THIS
Aiming in BOTW is fucking great, but in this game it's total ass.
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>>182817415
tfw hacking shitters will shit up the game before it launches
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>>182817426
Oh, by the way, did anyone match with me? Most Cake players were really skilled.
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>>182817415
naisu
anything about weapon data?
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>>182817707
The username I played on is [e]. Durrr.
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>>182817485
>>182817737
I don't know. This was all I was able to gather from the dataminers though I'll keep an eye out
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>>182817374
:3c
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>>182817415
NO MAHI!?
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>>182816905
scrubs everywhere
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>tfw have to wait F I V E days before I can shoot more goo
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>>182817847

Over the line
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>>182817828
ganbatte anon-san

>>182817945
not so fast
one of the omissions was already confirmed to be included
so i'd say the same for Mahi
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>>182817947
caaaarloooos
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>>182817847
oh
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>>182817847
Is that a gun from Borderlands?
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>>182817737
Alright I did find one thing actually.
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Who won EU?
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>>182818038
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>>182818093
its the new hero shot actually
its look varies depending on how much it was upgraded
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>>182818038
das me
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>>182818093
There's a P90 in the game
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>>182818164
We're about to find out in 16 minutes
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>have to wait an hour to see I won
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>>182817847
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>>182818037
Why do some stages not have names? Or are those old stages the same japanese names/tag with the translation beside it?
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>>182818282
More like 15 minutes, you impatient forehead child
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>>182818282
literally 15 minutes
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>tfw no switch
Was it good?
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>>182818161
hold up
that's a different poster
you got a link to the discord? i wanna see the stuff in detail

>>182818318
the same thing happened with Splatoon 1
unpublished stages in the files have "codenames" or such and likely wont be named until they're officially revealed

nothing we haven't seen before
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>>182818459
I had salt here and there, but it was the most amount of fun I've had in months
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>>182817847
Stop it. Squid boys are for protecting.
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>Amazon delivery date still pending
I'm screwed, aren't I?
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>>182818459
It was pretty good early-on.

Got fucking horrible after the good players started dropping out near the end because they reached King/Queen. Literally playing with children.
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>>182818583
>still trusting amazon over GCU/BB

ya dun goofed, anon
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>>182818583
>preordered it at gamestop using a bunch of trade-ins and their 60% bonus credit
>just going to pick it up on friday and it's a 10 minute drive
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>you can't rip out a gun and start splatting octolings in the town square
Preorder cancelled tbqh
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>>182818574
post more squid boys
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>>182815242
1631
Champion 75/99
I know I'm shit
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>>182818643
>>182818681
But anons, 20% off preorders
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Who else leaving /ink/ right after the winner is announced, no matter who it is?
The shitposting will get too autistic.
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>>182818574
>>182818735
You are correct, I apologize.
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>>182818483
https://discord.gg/9YYw842
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>>182818483
But they actually left the names of returning stages in there next to the "codenames", or are those just the same "codenames" translated from Splat1?
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>>182818949
Like I give a shit, I traded in a bunch of old games I was never going to play again and got 3 games

This is my time
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>>182818949
You get 20% off of all new games with Gamers Club Unlocked, you don't even have to get them at release or pre-order.
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>>182818949
I would prefer playing full price over not getting the game anywhere close to launch.
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I don't know why, but Spla2n's squid kids are just kind of...weird looking
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>>182818735
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>>182818583
>did what >>182818681 except I preordered it digitally from the brick and mortar store
>They send me a code to redeem it a day early
>I go straight to the store to pick up an empty case for my shelf later on during launch day
GG easy
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>>182819117
They look the same... maybe the lighting is getting to you?
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back to being dead for about a week then?
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>>182819049
>trading in old games
i want normalfags to leave. fucking casuals
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>>182819002
thanks a bunch
>>182819042
the dataminers added names to familiar codenames, basically a translation from label to official title if that makes sense
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>>182819236
Yeah I'm sure going to whip out my console to play those old 360 games that now have PC ports like Alan Wake and Bayonetta
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>>182818735
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>>182819196
No way, it's their squashed out faces, weird hands, and the fact that they just seem shrunken down.
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Heh, welcome to Splatoon kids
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>>182818972
I'm leaving /ink/ by tomorrow so I can dodge those datamines. They suck the fun out of everything.
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>>182819310
>owning a 360
casuals lmao
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>>182819276
>the dataminers added names to familiar codenames, basically a translation from label to official title if that makes sense
Makes perfect sense, thanks. Also, Mahi Mahi is likely in or replaced with an Octo Resort, since there is a single player level called Octo Resort or something, and it looks like Mahi
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>>182819392
>mirror match
and nothing was accomplished that day
>>
ONE
MINUTE
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>>182819392
>beating literal children
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>82% popularity
>56% Solo wins

Nice job team ice cream!
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BREAKING NEWS TURN ON CNN
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>>182819392
this is just bullying

the poor squibs
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>76%
>this much shit taste
Time to move to japan lads
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cake
LOST
WHAT
HOW
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LMAO CAKE IS SHIT
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>>182819449
2 must be your first splatoon then

octoling levels are usually 1-to-1 copies of online maps with a set path, with the enemy spawn usually being the last step to the zapfish, if not the location of the zapfish itself

if mahi is in as an octoling level, you can bet your ass its gonna be in online
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Wow Cake lost. what a big surprise...
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CAKE
FAGS
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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B T F O
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>>182819569
well done team cream
milkshakes for everyone
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>>182819853
>won by 2%
Lame
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pearl officially removed
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>li'l judd exhausted
sleep tight judder
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>icecreamfags celebrating being carried by popularity
>they lost if you just compare wins
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None of you fuckers playin solo
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>this popularity
FUCKING BULLSHIT NIGGERLOVING, ICE MILK SUCK, BABY PUSSY LITTLE TODDLER FURFAGS ALL HOPPED ON THE BANDWAGON OF BAD TASTES THIS IS GARBAGE I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
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EAT SHIT CAKEFARTS
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>Cakelets BTFO
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>>182819853
>Team battles accounting for one third of points
Sounds kind of abusable
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>>182819853
wow that icecream popularity to win percent
I mean Ice cream still wins at the end of the day but that is kind of embarrassing.
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>>182819951
>carried by popularity
you dont quite grasp how splatfests are determined now, do ya?
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You won by ONE POINT. hardly anything to be proud of...
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>Cakefags very loud during splatfest
>Suddenly no cake posting
WHY SO QUIET CAKEFAGS?
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oh boy is this catsalt part 2
stay mad
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Kek, cakefags btfo
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>>182819951
>the goalpost moving begins
welp, see ya for splatoon 3, /ink/
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>>182819951
>y-you only technically won!!!
Cakefags eternally assblasted
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Looks like the cuck cakes got put on ice. We really creamed them.
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>>182819853
>1% from a tie
Nice popularity there marina fags
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>>182819853
>ZERO POINT TWO PERCENT WIN
Holy SHIT that was a close fest
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THEY ADDED A NEW CATEGORY THIS SHIT IS RIGGED
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>>182819758
It's not my first Splatoon. I didn't see a recreation of Mahi, just a level with resort style assets. I feel like they will definitely have a resort level as a result (since most of the Splat 1 campaign was made of random concrete structures that resembled Urchin Underpass), but not necessarily Mahi itself.
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>>182819853
>2%
Shes proud of you guys, remember that.
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>>182819853
>1-2

??????????
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>tfw Marie is legally better than Callie
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>>182820002
if pearl didn't have a giant forehead and horrible teeth she'd be more popular than marina.
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>>182819853
Is this eu or na
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Well boys, that was a cake walk.
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>>182820002
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>>182820150

I assume it's both put together
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>>182820091
If it weren't for that category Cake would have lost even harder
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>>182820150
Combined results for both
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Cakefags before results:
>WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW EASY ICECREAM FAGS ARE
>WE'RE WINNING ALL THE GAMES WE'RE SO GOOD

Cakefags after results:
>w-w-well, you only won by 2%, n-nothing to be proud of!
>y-you were carried by popularity

Get F U C K E D cakefags
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>>182820138
I hope to god Marina wasn't bullshiting
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>>182820150
na, eu results were announced like 5 hours ago
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>>182820138
>Callie outlawed
It all makes sense
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>>182820225
What the shit
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>>182820002
>>182819951
go back to eating your sugar bread
hope it tastes alright with all the extra salt
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>>182820150
Both. I was wondering why EU never had their results tallied. They added both together.
At least Hime won her japanese fest.
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>>182820002
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>>182819559
>>182819684

Just like my hero Tim!
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>>182819853
>>
>tfw the pearl v marina splatfest will just be Japan v the west
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well, it was a good run cake bros...
>>182820230
no, it would be combined, meaning ice cream would have 49% and cake would have 51%
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>>182820278
>76% of the people playing were on team Ice-cream
>still couldn't win by more than 1%
Pathetic.
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>>182820286
Mhm and what was the result then you dipshit
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What did they say after results? Were there good bantz?
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Squid Sisters Plaza theme or Off the Hook Plaza theme?

Squid Sisters One Minute Left or Off the Hook One Minute Left?
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>>182820383
why do the Japanese like Pearl?
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>>182820150
>>182820225
Good point, there wasnt any official statement, Might just as well US only, and then it turns they -forgot- about eu result. Could use a query on twitter or whatnot.
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>>182820002
>24% of people think with their brains, not with their dicks

Enlightened bros, where we at?
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>>182820412
I don't fucking know, I don't follow euro shit
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WE HAVE EVERY REASON TO FIGHT HARDER FROM HERE ON OUT, PEARLFAGS.
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>>182820406
Reminder that all the 10 year old children who had their mommy buy them a switch chose cake and were playing Splatoon for the first time tonight.

And yet cakefags still lost more battles.
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>>182820432
She's not a shitskinned octo gaijin
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>>182820113

Ain't even mad. Had a great time playing both JP and NA splatfests and really liked my own personal performance. Just 5 more days until I can go ham on this game
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Never forget
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>>182820301
Top kek
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>>182820432
because like Pol, Japan really hates black people
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>>182820432
lolidom fetishists who also like 5heads
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>>182819369
And look at their limbs! Compare her legs...
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So its 1 - 1 now huh
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>>182820427
Off the Hook plaza and main battle theme
Squid sisters one minute left
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>>182820442
Projecting much?
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>>182820524
>chose cake
chose ice cream*
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>>182820432
Pale bratty loli.
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>>182820442
>people pick deformed midget over octogoddess
>enlightened
whatever keeps you from crying yourself to sleep, man
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>>182820143
This. A sizeable amount of people voted for which girl they liked more, guaranteed. Cake would still lose regardless, but popularity wouldn't have been so fucked
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>>182820442
I would still fug pearl
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>>182820654
>chose cake
>chose ice cream*
chose cake** (damn typos)
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>Picked Dogs for first splatfest
>Picked Ice Cream for first splatoon 2 splatfest
Who here /winning/?
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>>182820427

Off the Hook for both
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>tfw this is only a taste of what's to come
>future Splatfests will be even more intense, probably even closer
>and the shitposting will end worlds
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>>182820462
>I don't follow euro shit
Then why did you answer? This is a combined total, EU didn't get its results until just now as well.
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>>182820663
>thinking with your dick

Unenlightened pleb, get your face away from me.
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>>182820504
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>>182820586
...to hers
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IF PEARL WAS TEAM OXYGEN AND MARINA WAS TEAM EXCRUCIATING, SLOW BISECTION EXECUTION YOU MINDLESS WAIFUFAG DRONES WOULD STILL PICK HER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>182820815
So?
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rate this splatfest /ink/


also favorite map?

imo the sketchart stage is god tier
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>>182820815
IT STARTS WITH
ONE THING I DON'T KNOW WHY
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>>182820815
>not wanting an excruciating, slow bisection execution
Out. Now.
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Now I remember why I would stay off /ink/ after fests.
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>>182820815
>projecting this hard
Go back to fapping to lolis on SadPanda you pedophile degenerate. Maybe it'll relieve all that stress.
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>>182820879
They're all good. Even Moray Towers
>>
>>
>>182820815
And we'd still win LMAO
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>>182820879
Thanks Doc.
>>
Making one a lot more sexually attracting than the other was a mistake.
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>>182820948
LITERAL DIAPER BABY
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>>182820935
>Even Moray Towers
"no"
>>
Sorry, Creamcucks. But Cakebros won. Look at the results, you only had popularity going for you, and it was still only a 2% difference. What a joke. Creamfags literally cannot compete with us. We were supposed to win, not those fucks. Nintendo really needs to do a recount, I am shaking so fucking hard out of anger.
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>>182820976
You should get your eyes checked just like this 6.
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>>182820935
towers with the inklines was surprisingly fun. i hope there's no "i can't believe it's not the eliter" released to ruin the map
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>>182820879

10/10

Academy
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>>182820387
There wouldn't be Team Splatfest
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>>182820757
a pleb to which you lost a splatfest
stay mad
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>>182820879
10/10
100/100
BEST FEST

Fav map is Sketchart and Humpback track. But the map choice was solid all around, no really awful maps. How they got me to say that when there moray towers in the rotation is beyond me.
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>>182820879
>tfw wolfhound, gojimon, rainy, and bum all randomly got on the same squad
what are the fucking odds? wow, I'm impressed.

splatfest rating, 8/10 (loses points for subpar theme and also we couldn't wear our own hats / footwear, but gets bonus points for being funner than average)
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>>182820879
10/10
Starfish mainstage
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>>182821048
Moray is pretty good, though. The rails are a nice addition.

>>182821061
(You)
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>>182821046
They're spats you slanderous hussy
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>people think that having more players magically makes it easier for one side to win, even though mirror matches aren't counted
Cakefags are retarded. You lost because you played bad, simple as that.
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>>182821061
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>>182821117
anon.... we were squading, you can now squad with friends!
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>>182821061
I'm in a good mood, here's your (You).
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>>182820879
Humpback
feels less like a blocky maze and more like a natural, open environment
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>>182820948
>she actually has a bust

Noted.
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>>182821061
I laughed really hard
good post anon
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>>182820879
My favorite map is actually nu!towers. The first two felt kinda samey to me.
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>>182820948
>armpits
mmm
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Proud of you, /icecream/
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>>182821061
(You) should go get some ice cream to calm yourself down.
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>>182820719 >>182820524
>>182820524


choose
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>>182821061
>I am shaking so fucking hard out of anger.
Gosh but you are pathetic
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So how often will splatfests happen in the full game
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This is absolute bullshit. I can't believe I slept through the entire thing.
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>creamfags trying to make cakefags look angry

Not gonna happen. No one will be as butt blasted as Catfags when Dogfags won.
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>>182820815
Of course I'd pick excrutiating slow execution, I hate myself
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>182821061
t. squib DSP
this is fucking hilarious
but im keeping my (you), thanks
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Welp, good refreshing splatfest.

Goodbye for a week or so to avoid single player spoilers.
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>>182821392
about once every 3-4 weeks for two years, i reckon
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>>182821061
Nigger look up the Pirates vs Ninjas splatfest
Ninjas were around 70% popular, just like Ice Cream, yet Pirates were competent enough to beat them
Cakefags were too busy fapping to their gremlin idol to even play lmao
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>>182820541
Was only able to play the NA one but yeah it was fun. Sucks to lose but I finally got to try the new weapons since I missed the first testfire. Good games
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>almost a draw
Well i dont regret going with cake
Also its nice to know that the posts wouldn't look any different if cake had won
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>>182821393
if true that sucks man
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did anyone card cap the result announcements? I wanna see what they say
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So, now that the splatfest is over, what do you think of li'l Judd
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so did they combine the yurop results with the US results?
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>>182821463
Nah, we were too busy just being fucking retarded and painting walls. Don't even taint masturbation with how retarded 90% of cakefags were.
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>>182821543

How soon until they "fix" that?
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I missed the post-Splatfest shitposting party.
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>>182821496
dude, thats a good point actually
i dont think any splatfest came closer than this
if like a handful of players chose cake over ice cream maybe we'd actually have a draw, just to see
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>>182820597
JPN: Pearl
EU: Marina
US: Marina

1 - 2
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>>182821543
>inkjet saves you from falling
well shit
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>>182821543
me and my gf are absolutely dying (slang term for laughing) at this webm
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>>182821607
where do you think you are, the party continues until next splatfest
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>>182821671
haha
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>>182821635
EU and NA were lumped together, so no. It's 1-1.
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All shitposting aside, this was a pretty intense Splatfest, and it came close enough that I think it's fair to say future Splatfests won't be as cut-and-dry as the Splatfests in Splatoon 1.

I look forward to the next one, cakefriends
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>>182821543
SASUGA NINTENDO
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>>182821720
what with all those yoshi feet posts in the plaza
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How much does it hurt cakefags?
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>>182821543
i saw someone fall off with the jetpack activated and was very surprised when they blasted back onto the stage. surely that can't be intentional
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>>182821671
>gf
im laughing myself at this post
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>>182821635
its was moonruns and english speakers. so its a tie
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>>182820879
also how big was your power level /ink/?
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Gimme gimme icey creamies,
Be they Bens or be they Jerry's
Spend my hard-earned squid-kid points,
on DQ ball pit soft serve joints.
Marina lifts me to the car,
To find me creamies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty ice cream treats,
in comfy squid kid booster seats.
Mayfield's, Breyer's, Ben and Jerrys
Vanilla, chocolate, or strawberries
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Creamies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll splat, I'll ink, I'll even cuss!
Creamies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Pearl sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't creamies, cones or ice.
My squid-kid points were fairly earned,
To buy the creamies that I've yearned.
But there's no creamies in my bowl!
Pearl say's Im far too old!
"CREAMIES CREAMIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU SHORT, FIVEHEAD, GREMLIN COW!"
I screech while splatting into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling cake surprise.
For we all know who reigns surpreme.
Never cake, always ice cream.
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>post yfw the outcome of this Splatfest has some level of consequence on the Singleplayer campaign
It definitely won't happen because the game launches in six seconds, but it'd be neat.
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Great splatfest, everyone. See you all on the 21st.

Good night, /ink/ - I love you all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOt6ppIBOd4
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>>182821810
Honestly it's just annoying that Pearl will never win a European or American Splatfest because of how overpowered popularity is. Pearl won't win a single Splatfest in those regions if they don't change the way results are calculated.
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>>182821810
Not at all. We won in actual skill and in Japan where Splatoon actually matters. Enjoy your popularity pity party.
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>EU and NA results were together
Wonder who fucked cakefags more, US or EU
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>>182821961
I mean they could've given her a nom shit dessert
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>>182821961
>because of how overpowered popularity is
Not really. It's much less decisive than it was in Splat 1.
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>>182821969
>where Splatoon actually matters
i seem to recall japan getting removed rather recently in the splatoon department
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>>182821961
>>182821969
>all these retards who still think it's about popularity
kys
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>>182812440
An enemy team all jumping to the same location and into a quadfeed.
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>>182821961
in the same way, marina will never win one in japan
play in japan if you want your waifu to win
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>>182822049
>>182822043
Popularity was LITERALLY the reason Marina won. Think about for 5 seconds.
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>>182821810
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>>182822043
Than it was EARLY in splatoon 1. Later on it became pretty much null, to the point where the best strategy was usually to pick the least popular team.

>>182821961
I think most people just prefer ice cream, anon
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>dumb retarded ice cunts think they earned their win
i still make more money, bench more, drive a nicer car, have a girlfriend, play sports, have self esteem, spend time with my family, have a career, like better 2D women and am better at video games than all of you.
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>Pearl will always win in jp because of racism
>Marina will always win in na and eu because of waifubait
Well
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>>182822107
Popularity was LITERALLY the reason rock won.
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>can post in /ink/ just fine
>can't work up the courage to post in the discord
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>>182822107
>one of the three criteria for winning meant that the other team won
>therefore they should get rid of that criteria
You're such a fucking baby. You remind me of Hillary voters.
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>nintendo didn't learn their lesson about multipliers
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Team Cream > cake fake
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>>182822161
is this a copy/pasta?
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>>182812440
Super jump to an overextended teammate and splashdown the enemies for a triple kill
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>>182821912
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>>182822232
They did. You can't only win with popularity now. You need to perform in at least one of the victory categories too.
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>>182822161
this
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The fuck do I do for 5 days now
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We need a third party. The current system only lets you pick the lesser of two evils. Team Guac when?
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>>182822350
100% BOTW :^)
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>>182822204
are you me?
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WERE IS THE FUCKING WEBM, I WANNA SEE IT LIVE
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>>182822204
Anon, speak to us. We want to be good friends with you. Just remember, Tim is a mega manlet. He's shorter than most manlets. He's shorter than the average child.
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>>182822350
Shitpost and trigger cakecucks
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>>182822350
whack it
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>>182822213
This is even beyond Hillary fags since Pearl lost both in popular vote and skill for solo matches.

>>182822107
I'm pretty sure it's because fine, upstanding soloers like myself turned the tide and achieved victory of Marina by annihilating cakefags like yourself.
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< 24% of the anons in this thread are cake fags
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>>182822350
PLay Splatoon 1 with hacked gear
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SHOW ME THE WEBMS!
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>>182822191

>eternal tie

I can live with that
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>cakefags are unpopular and play like shit
>get mad when they lose
loving every laugh
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LIFE IS LIKE A NIGGER
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>>182820747
Nothing will beat the amount of shitposting after Cats vs. Dogs, absolutely nothing....
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>>182822575
WE PLAYED BETTER SHUT UP
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>>182820747
You must've missed the early Splatoon 1 fests then.
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>>182822575
as I said earlier, i still make more money, bench more, drive a nicer car, have a girlfriend, play sports, have self esteem, spend time with my family, have a career, like better 2D women and am better at video games than all of you.

any questions?
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>>182822648
Only when you stack teams while most of Ice Cream are matching one another.
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>>182822575
you're lucky I wasn't playing seriously. Don't expect me to go easy next time
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>>182811995
reminder that nobody in the discord is impressive and even a completely socially inept retard is able to post comfortably in there, which means you definitely can too.
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tfw you can't represent your favorite idol
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>>182822350
cuddle me
I'm lonely
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Wtf how can so many people go with an octoling
They are the literal enemies of squids and wars were fought against them.
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>>182822682
>cakefag being better at anything
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
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>>182820747
It didn't really get much better than the first and last Splatfest. Nobody really had a strong opinion one way or another for any of the others. At least not enough to cause a massive shitstorm.
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>>182819853
>>182820025
Fucking this, tiebreaker % for Solo is absolutely pathetic for how many people were on Ice Cream. Cake clearly had better players, otherwise Team % would reflect a 0-3 Ice Cream sweep.
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>>182822648
IN ONE CATEGORY.

YOU MANAGED TO LOSE TO ACTUAL CHILDREN IN THE OTHER

LMAO
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>>182821827
if you fall off the edge with the pack active it puts you back but uses up all your special charge
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>>182822732
>even a completely socially inept retard is able to post comfortably in there
>every time i posted in the discord everyone made fun of me
feels bad man
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>>182822921
>YOU MANAGED TO LOSE TO ACTUAL CHILDREN IN THE OTHER

At least you had children. We had fucking toddlers and fetuses playing for us.
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>>182822510
I didn't capture my footage but you can imagine how this went down.

>>182822063
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>>182822769

They want to fuck her. Sometimes that's enough to turn people..
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>tfw when I can't aim with gyro
>tfw have the shakes, can't keep my hand steady to save my life
>tfw probably get Parkinson
>tfw only used roller for the entire fest
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>>182822920
How could you tell when Ice Cream matched other Ice Cream teams like 90% of the time?
>b-but muh anecdotal evidence
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>>182822732
I know a couple people who used to be pretty damn active in the discord, but I feel like it'd be kinda awkward if I started using it after they stopped
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>>182822575
Yeah well fight us irl and see who wins BITCH
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>>182823021
turn off gyro, use sticks.
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>>182822961
>making up lies
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>>182822648
You factually didn't though. You couldn't even beat a team with thousands of 9 year olds on it.
>>
What is the difference between solo and team? Aren't you always on a team? Or is this like people playing on the same team as their friends?
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>>182822769
Ice cream is literally better than cake, faggot.
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>>182823017
But anon
Thats like pissing on the american flag and burning it
Thats literally what you do when you side with an octoling
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>>182822961
are you sure they were? they might have just been joking. but really anon, i think you should make an effort to talk there. they really are nice people. i cheer you on.
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>>182823192
go away rainy
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>>182823149
team is like splatfest squads. if you're in a team, it'll always be your team vs another team, but if you're solo, it'll always be four randos vs four more randos
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>>182823149
solo is when you play with randoms

team is when you build a team of 4 of your friends.
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>>182823021
Put weights on your wrists or controller. I do that when I play FPS for the Wii and WiiU because i have terrible tremors and it helps a lot with maintaining stability.

Plus it helps build muscle.
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WHEN I ACTUALLY GET TO USE MY WEAPON OF CHOICE YOU MARINAFAGS WON'T BE LAUGHING ANYMORE
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>>182822425
I'm awful with introductions, sadly. I'll swing by early on and squad up with you guys, for sure. Had some good times with /ink/ back in 2015.
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>>182823302
Once I get a charger with an actual special, you're fucked kid.
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>>182823302
>implying marinafags didn't get to use their weapon of choice either
this is why Pearlfags will always lose
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That feel when you know Marina's smile is on the line...
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>>182823186

Never underestimate the power of boners
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>>182823039
>hurr I play against my own team and let scrubs fight the important battles

That's why it was as even as it was despite the popularity advantage, even people in the previous threads acknowledged that their ice cream teammates sucked.

There's no excuse for why ice cream didn't dominate when the odds were in their favor.
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>mfw eating ice cream right now while reading the salt
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>>182823282
That's a good way to fuck up your wrists.
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Icecreamfags powered up by drinking their festering tumblr cum shot out over their dumb octonigger idol. Can you honestly call this a victory?
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This isn't possible. How is this possible? Popularity shouldn't matter.

Nintendo, do a fucking recount. Why the fuck do Creamcucks get a free win just for popularity? We won, we definitely won. Why can't Nintendo just fix this problem? This is a fucking lie, i cannot believe this. I am furious, this is just too hard to believe. Why can't they just let us win? We were supposed to... So many people wanted Pearl to win, she's so sad now. Why do you people want to her to be sad? Fucking shitty monsters. I am crying so hard right now, I'm shocked. This is the world I have to live in. We were supposed to win, not you evil motherfuckers. You people only had popularity going for you. WHY CAN'T NINTENDO FIX THIS? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN. SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY. I WOULD GIVE EVERYTHING FOR HER SMILE
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>>182823419
There's no excuse that cakefags couldn't win without stacking teams of tryhards.
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>>182823419
>lose to literal children
>y-yeah well why didn't you win more if you had more people, huh?
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>>182823565
Never stop posting.
>>
When we won, we didnt believe it. Everything just kept getting better, we thought it was going to crash sometime. When Pearl loses, the cakefag tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent rage that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads and rage posts, and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, Ill know true ecstasy. I dont think my penis will ever be harder than it will be when a million caketards cry out in itty bitty white boi penis fury simultaneously. Theyll try to convince themselves it was a rigged splatfest. Theyll try to convince themselves that the octojews had pulled a fast one on them. We will riot! They will say. Race war! Day of the rope! they will cry. Time will pass, and they will do nothing because they only talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything. But best of all, none of their bitching will balm the pain of knowing that their Queen, their hero, will go down in history as an embarrassment, as an amusing footnote at best, as the loud obnoxious asshole who lost to the first BLACK idol. The entire nation KNOWS that Marina is a literal octoling, that shes practically bathed in the blood of 4 dead squids, intimidated Octavios rape victims into silence, and her administration will surely be mired in constant scandals and ethical breaches. But all this only drives home just how little the Inkopolis people think of Pearl. After all her bullshit, her crimes, her lies, they STILL see Ice Cream as being superior to Cake. When the denizens of /ink/ come to this realization, they shall know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall be their pain. I will look into their eyes and watch their spirit break, and wont reach my climax a moment sooner.
I need to go eat some ice cream.
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>>182823668
>there were no children on cake
Good to know.
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>>182823565
This is some pretty blatent falseflagging even as a Marinafag.
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>>182823565
HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO US?
>>
I OUT PLAYED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! AND YOU ICE CREAM FUCKS STILL GET IT EASY! NO ONE HAS SUFFERED LIKE I HAVE! I DESERVED THIS WIN!
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>Treehouse Marina is a cunt.
Uh-oh.
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>>182823565
Calm down anon marinafags just caught up now
It was 1-0
Now its 1-1
>>
To be fair I've always disliked how popularity was a determining factor in winning a Splat Fest. Just remove it entirely. It'd be more fun to just see which group has more skill.
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>>182823782
She seemed fine from what I saw. Only the Euro one was a raging dyke.
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>>182823782
it's the law
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>>182823709
I've been reading Philip K. Dick's' The Man in the High Castle, and for some reason, this vaguely reminded me of Philip K. Dick's The Man in the High Castle.

Great post, anon!
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>>182823830
Splatfests are legally binding. Popularity is an important component of democracy. Deal with it.
>>
cakefag who picked cake even though ice cream was obviously gonna win popularity here

good games everyone, hope we have more fun splatfests like this in the next 2 years
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>>182823782
The final solution cant come faster
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>>182823419
>>182823569
>tiebreaker % Solo

They probably just gave icecreamfags the victory b/c they knew 76% of people would be exceedingly salty if they didn't.
>>
Wait. I don't have a switch yet but does it have a touchscreen? I never seen anyone actually touch the screen of the switch and I am confused how people post in the Splatoon.
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>>182823782
Why did they change it? Marina's the nice one in japan. Hell, she didn't show anything like that in the direct or the announcement.

Treehouse is not only retarded, but inconsistant too.

>>182823837
Oh the translation is diffrent? I've only sen euro. Maybe Treehouse isn't to blame.
>>
>cakefags still trying to damage control
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>>182824004
Yeah, don't piss off the majority of your consumers right before your game launch.
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>>182824026
it does. you can draw with the touchscreen if it's undocked, or you can draw with the stick/dpad when docked
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>>182824004
>f-fixed results!
>r-r-recount!
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>>182823837
Is that so? Somebody should compile all the dialogue for comparison.
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>>182824004
>Pearlfags will actually believe this
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>>182823913

Wow what an annoying new meme. Thanks for adding shit lore to the series Treehouse. Expect to see this kind of shit posted after every splatfest.

its duh law XD
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>>182823782

>Treehouse Marina is a cunt.

I don't see it.
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>>182823782
Gas the octolings race war now.
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>>182824130
STAY SALTY CAKEFART
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What if late in the games life Callie and Marie join in on Splatfests for a total of 4 teams going at it

Can the switch handle that?
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>>182823569
>tryhards
Nah anon, those were the REAL gamers. Not some ice cream licking, tumblr visiting, toddler crawling, faggot fucking, retard learning, bitch assing, casual cunt, autists warning sign, lego using, lincoln log loving, turbo virgin, anime watching fuck tards like you Ice cream babies
>>
>>182824113
Wasn't Pearl the sassy one?
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>mfw I won every match against cakefags I had
>only one match was under 5% difference
Don't worry you guys... tried :)
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>>182824195
That'd be unfair, marie would win every time.
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>>182823782
But wasn't Pearl supposed to be the cunt?
>mfw Pearl's role/job was stolen from her by a brown immigrant
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>>182824215
>A BLOO BLOO.
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>>182824215
The Cake team had been tourneyed for within their own playerbase, they picked the best they had, and scrimmed and practiced for weeks before the Splatfest.
Ice Cream had a rag-tag group of random /v/irgins pulled from the general's open Discord server 30 minutes before the Splatfest.
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I SCREAM
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>>182824237
>>182824348
Tell that to whoever's writing this stuff.
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Here in Inkopolis, there is only one law, Splatfest law.

This is some Island of Dr. Moreau-Lord of the Flies shit right there.
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>>182824441
Oh man, I miss Tribes
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>>182824215
>ice cream fags
>anime watching
>even though pearl won in Japan
Stop projecting, lolifag
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>>182824108

We do need a recount. They gave them a free win. We won, but of course creamfags would've cried about it. Shame Nintendo would do this.
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>>182824108
>>182824129
marinafag here
tbqh, it makes sense
>>182824090

Cake played well, it was a good splatfest.
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>>182824348
It wouldn't be fair if she was ugly both on the inside and out.
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>>182824195
What if they did 2 v 2 splatfests? Like Sisters on one side and Hook on the other, or maybe have the teams be diffrent every time? I could see that happining if both idol groups become news options.
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K real talk, cake won. Seriously, popularity is bullshit, this comes down to who won matches, nothing else. It'll go on the records ice cream won, but really, it was cake and you all know it. Fucking robbed hard, don't even deny winning by popularity is such a bs pull.
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>>182824580
Because the idols would win every splatfest
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>>182823543
over your salty, pathetic asses?
totally.
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>>182823782
can we get a quote or are you fishing for (You)s
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>>182824538
>creamfags would've cried about it
>he says, while crying about it
Cakefags gotta consider suicide.
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>>182824538
Yeah, the Russians interfered with the Splatfest.
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replace pearl with marie
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>>182824473

Wow fucking thanks Treehouse.
They do realize this isn't Callie and Marie anymore right?

The Japanese makes Marina so nice, she calls Pearl her fucking senpai.
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>>182823540
Only if you're a limp wrist faget and think you should put 20 pounds on each one. 2-5 each is sufficient even if you have zero mass.
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>>182824580

2v2v2v2 I wanna see this.
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>>182824473

>thought of Marina as the shy good nature one
>she's snarky as fuck

Everything I believed in was a lie
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>>182824473
>Marina insulting Pearl for no reason at all
W O R S T
G I R L
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Anyone else getting cats really won deja vu right now?

SPLATOON IS BACK!
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Um guys, Cake won. End of story. stop being so toxic okay?
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>>182824647

I mean, if there's a legitimate reason, might as well. Creamfags really do need to gas themselves. They're subhuman for stealing our well-deserved victory.
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>>182824628
Sorry dude, gotta go to football practice then gonna hit up the gym. My girlfriend want's to see me break my PR on the bench, then I'll take a shower and get ready to drive my 1995 Porsche 911 to my business. I'll talk to you when I get back
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>>182824763
Shhhh let them pretend they earned a win, they wouldn't be able to handle the truth.
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>>182824593
Team Cake could've totally won if they were actually competent
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Marina is a bully
BULLY
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>>182824774
>crying because you're shit at video games
>a legitimate reason
Seriously my dude, arsenic isn't expensive.
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>>182824709
It isn't even Treehouse. It's whoever does the European ones.
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>>182824717
Have fun not having wrists I guess.
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My dad works for nintendo and he said there's going to be a pogo stick type of weapon
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>>182811995
>missed last splatfest of splatoon 1
>best girl Callie loses and now is missing maybe dead or worse...
> dreams of her screams wake up covered in sweat
> I could have prevented this

>Splatoon 2 comes around vow never to miss a splat fest and fight for new girl , Pearl
> play every second of this splatfest. Reach cake queen in 2 hours and 50 min
>left everything I had on he splattlefield
> still lost
>Callie's screams don't grow any fainter
> it's going to happen again there is nothing I can do
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>>182824842
All they had to do was not be terrible at solo queue.
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>saved european splatfest results because I haven't opened it after my us splatfest celebration
I'm going to keep it on my switch like a fine wine.
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>>182824762
Not really. It feels forced and fake considering how much of it is obvious false-flagging or exaggeration. Catfags went fucking insane after getting rekt so hard in popularity.
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>>182824856

>shit at videogames
>they only won because of kids and popularity

Creamcucks everyone.
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>>182824727

I'm legit upset with this new characterization. They did the same shit with Callie and Marie. In Japanese none of the characters have ever been rude.

Treehouse needs to fuck off.
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>>182824621
What if Callie/Pearl vs Marie/Marina? Or Callie/Marina vs Marie/Pearl?

Or you know, not picking based on waifus. Not that I'm one to comment on that.

If Pearl turns out evil, there could also be 3-way splatfests guest staring Marina.
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>>182824797
see you then, Dale
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>>182824961
>p-p-popularity
Can't wait for this meme to die. Enjoy endlessly disappointing your team and your shit waifu.
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>>182824925

Yeah. Atleast it keeps the thread alive and some of it is funny.
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>>182824925
There's one guy flagging but otherwise this is legit, cream won through pure bullshit dude, people are understandably a bit peeved.
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>>182820504
Damn it, Shadman.
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>>182824727
b-but sassy black octogirl XD
Why the fuck couldn't they have given her a nicer, more nervous personality like she looks like she'd have? At least Marie looked like a sass master
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>>182824883
You guess wrong since my wrists are perfectly fine after doing this for 8+ years.
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>>182825058
>fighting for waifus and not the actual topic
how low can marinafags get
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>>182825085
>cream won through pure bullshit
They won because they won 2 out of the 3 categories.
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>>182824994
Get an e-celeb to complain in a tweet at Treehouse. That might grab their attention and fix their characterization problem
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>>182825058

You only won because of a meme. Enjoy living with that knowledge.
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>its the law, Pearl

good work team cream
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>>182824882
Are they compensating for toning down Marie's bitchiness compared to the NOA version? How's the NA dialogue in comparison?
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>>182825052
>LTG
Forgot to watch Evo
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>>182825157
>ice cream is better
>Marina is better
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Good Lord, you are ACTUALLY salty. This is delicious, like dulce de leche ice cream.
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>cake lost

this is pretty bullshit
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aight, despite the win i think i've had enough vitriol wars for tonight
see ya tomorrow, /ink/. well played by all
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>Marina loves her senpai in the Japanese version
>Marina is shy and nervous in the US version
>Marina is a cunt in the EU version
:thinking:
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>>182825305

GGs m8. Have a good night
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>>182824473
I'm in love.
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>>182825329
Are you sure it's not the same dialogue for both? All the dialogue I've seen between the two versions seems identical.
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>>182825305
Cakefag here. It was fun shitposting too, but I need to rest my head from actually being angry during matches. Night creambro.
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>>182825329
So, the problem is with NoE then? Because I prefer shy and nice Marina.
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>>182824994
Don't compare Marie to this. The Squid Sisters got exadurated, Marina is a total inversion. Plus Callie and Marie are doing an abbot and costello routine, but Pearl doesn't fit the role so it comes off worse when Marina tries it.
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>>182825329

>EU is the worst version as usual

Move along, nothing to see here
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>>182825329
Why can't we just have the same dialogue as Japan? NoA and NoE are so gay.
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>>182825329
US and EU are exactly the same.
They are both using the NoA version.
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>creamfags only won because of the popularity

Hmmm...
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>>182825375
I played the US version, and I don't remember any of the shit from these screenshots.

Most of Marina's dialogue in the US version is Pearl telling her what to do because she gets nervous and flustered and she's a bit of an airhead.
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>people trying to argue that the NA and EU versions of Splatoon 2 have different localizations again
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>>182825482
did eu get Nice! again though
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I'm gonna get off for now, the shitposting was fun.
See you faggots on the 21st
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>>182825329
>Marina is shy and nervous in the US version
whoa lad, she's a dick in the US as well. NA and EU use the same, pretty sure.
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FUCK COME ON MANGO
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Fucking squimbo rigged this shit
Sewer fever fags need to be gassed
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>>182825537
it's kind of both. during the splatfest talks she acts all airheaded like she forgets what it is or whatever, but then you get dialogue like >>182824473
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>>182825165
Anyone with the attention span of a fucking snail could tell from the start Marina and cream would have the popular vote, cake is already at a fucking disadvantage because a bunch of thirsty neckbeards pressed A for one box in the plaza instead of the other and then failed to actually play the game.

Cake players on the other hand actually did shit as a team in game despite being vastly outnumbered (meaning less potentially good players) and still fucking winning in battles, but no, it didn't matter since Cream did ever so slightly better in the solo idiots category where everyone is just fucking around with a free demo and spawncamping.

But yeah, alright, cream won fair and square, sure.
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>>182825535
>cakefags lost with a clear advantage

HMMMMM......
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>>182825613
what the hyuck are you talking about, i played the us one and i didn't see any of that dialog
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>>182825537
It's actually in there though. Her snide remarks and all.
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>Pearl and Marina have a forced dynamic
>Marina is actually just reading from her teleprompter the whole time because they're fake idols made to make money
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>>182825727
Literally all you had to do was not suck dick at solo queue. Cakefags were too focused on stacking teams.
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>>182825712

Which one is the real Marina?
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>>182825545
Fact: NA EU localizations are shit
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>>182825763
They have multiple lines I think? Because I played NA and got the jab about Pearls echoing voice.
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>>182825763
Do you have the ones from Humpback or Moray for a better comparison?
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>>182825763
Salty Pearlfags moving the goalpost as usual.
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>>182825763
This.

That snarky shit wasn't in the US version.
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I kinda feel sad, even so Team ice cream won......i feel like i didn't accomplish anything due to losing to cake 100% of the time.
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This Splatfest doesn’t even count, when you really think about it. I guess the creamfags can pretend like it mattered, though, if that’s what helps them sleep at night
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I always wished there was a special called "Jammer" where your inkling drops a boombox that lives for (Destroyed) - 10 Seconds
Has a health bar of a 200
While it's up: Enemy can not use their map other than to superjump and they can not use their specials.
Jammper makes a loud beat and object shredder can destroy it completely.
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>>182825906
I guess Cakefags can pretend any Splatfest they lose doesn't count.
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>>182825894
It’s better than stomping ice cream fags in solo queue for eight hours and still losing
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>>182825657
>watching melee
>shitposting in a Splatoon thread

I'm glad you fags got pushed to saturday desu. Can't wait for the announcement when you don't come back.
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>pre-ordering a physical copy from a local store is $69
>buying the digital download from the Switch store is $80
why
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>>182824473
Really though, what is Marina's fucking deal? Who is she? That's not her fucking cousin, that's barely her fucking friend. Christ.
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>>182824473
I like snarky Marina, but it's weird how different she is in Japanese. I guess they realized how much people like Marie's insults.
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>>182825906
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>>182825935
i kinda hoped the disruptor would do a similar thing in splatoon, like disable your map, but it already fucks you up enough without that so that'd be overkill
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Did NONE of you end up playing both NA and EU Splatfests? The translations are the EXACT same.
You didn't see the other two map descriptions because it skips them entirely if you're in game before they switch over.
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>>182825935
I wish there was a special called “jammer” that jammed hot iron rods into Marina’s crotch
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>>182826093
since you did, did europe finally get booyah?
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>>182826150
They did
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>>182825802
>"Hey guys I'm gonna go solo queue"
>Team is fucked now without a member
>Solo increases in wins yet team decreases
>Nothing matters since either way, tie or not, cream wins with the popularity trump card
Great plan anon, can't believe nobody thought of that.
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I bet all the salty cakefags were dogs in the first splatfest.
This one was based on popularity AND WINS, not just popularity like that true travesty.
NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS
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>>182826093
I never saw the humpback or moray text for either
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>>182826173
>waaaaah i can't win without super stacked teams
>make it so i can win while only squadiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
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Can we all agree that the new scoring system is fucked? I don’t even give a shit about who won, but the categories seem so arbitrary.
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>>182824842
I played with a bunch of Ice cream teams made up of /v/ people, They were fucking terrible. Like getting trapped in spawn and can't capitalize on a push terrible.

It was up to soloers to win the day and they came out big.
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>>182826219
Hey don't lump go lumping me in with cakescum
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>>182826219
I wish I saved screenshots from that splatfest and /ink/. It was such a great time
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Ice cream is just inherently better than cake desu
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>>182826219
>He's still salty about Cats v. Dogs
>Which was 2 years ago
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i never realized that standing still when pressing booyah! actually does an animation and noise.
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>5 days (ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY HOURS) until we can play more Spla2n
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>>182826267
How are they arbitrary? Now there are less variables, you either win or you don't.
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>>182826267
It is far better than before, imo
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>>182826304
i thought she was supposed to be the nice one
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>>182826219
I like the new scoring system.
It means neither victories or popularity are meaningless now.
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>>182826304
That was so mean, Pearl didn't even say anything to her
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>>182826267

Admittedly its abit weird but it's fine at the end of the day. All that matters is did you have fun? I know I did.
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>>182826312
go away dork goon
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>>182826304
What a bully
I don't think I like Marina anymore
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>>182826395
It just means you need power players that go to the same side for solo AND team matches. You have to coordinate with AT LEAST four other people and be good enough to win both.
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So let me get this right, NoE got mad about getting shat on for not making Marie sassy like NoA did, so this time they made Marina sassy even though it totally doesn't fit?
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>>182826390
>Acting like a total bitch when you're the only octarian accepted into inkling culture
this makes no sense
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Good night, /ink/! I had a lot of fun today because of you, even if I lost the splatfest. I can’t wait to play with you guys again on the 21st.
>>182826407
true
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>>182826251
>Team based game
>Play really well and win as a team against massively outnumbered odds
>"Lol sorry you still lose"

Alright.
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>>182826570
Yep.
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>>182824473
>Iida calls Hime "Hime-senpai" (ヒメセンパイ) twice, neither translation shows Marina giving Pearl this kind of respect and instead portrays the exact opposite
>Top left Marina, "Oof... Pearl-senpai my equipment is shaking even more than usual!"
>Top Right Marina, "Pearl-senpai, do you think we can reach the Splatfest gods from up here?!"

These are rough translations but you can certainly tell English Marina is very different from her kinder Japanese counterpart.

I actually kind of hate English Marina tbqh, feels like a bad Marie copycat.
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>>182826570
IT'S THE SAME LOCALIZATION.
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>>182826616
>massively outnumbered odds
Your matches actually counted. Most of mine were against people on the same team.
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>>182826616
>implying being massively outnumbered isn't an advantage in Splatfests

Where have you been for the last 2 years?
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Pearlfags can't handle mad bantz
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>>182826267
It's not that it's arbitrary but rather it's more skewed for popularity to win since in order to win the battle for the non-popular option you have to either win a lot on both solo and team. It's worse than what they did for the first splatfest.
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Pearl deserves to be bullied.
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>tfw regular games are too intense for you so you're gonna stick to salmon run only
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Peace, /ink/ It's been a fun ride today, but I'll catch ya on release day.

Maybe I'll even see you guys in the discord if I stop being shy
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>>182826818
>Pearl has consistently proven to be mean and spiteful in all three translations
>EU Marina is snarky
>WAAAAH MARINA'S SO MEAN!!!
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>>182826570
Ironically, it's kind of racist and that's hilarious.
>muh token sassy black octoling
You really fucked yourselves, NoE.
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>>182826679
a bad localization
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>>182826960
Splatfest is a lot more competitive than normal Turf War matches.
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>>182826876
That doesn't make any sense. You're retarded.
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>>182826312
HEAR
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>tfw i got a bunch of cool airshot clips
>too lazy to do it now

i'll do that tomorrow when i wake up
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>>182826972
>>Pearl has consistently proven to be mean and spiteful in all three translations

I have yet to see any of this but that's only because I don't have a Switch yet
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>>182826818
I'm a Marinafag, and I'm not a fan. I just want consistent characterization
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>>182822350
Back to Arms .
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>>182820747
who would win stefan vs zach
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>>182826972

I think it's more people expect it out of Pearl and not Marina. Like how people freaked out when Callie started talking smack back at Marie.
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>Splatfest begins
>losing
>FUCK THIS SHIT PRE-ORDER CANCELLED
>start winning
>this game is pretty fun
>pre-order again
>happens 4 times within the 4 hours
>ended with me cancelling the order again
>mfw throughout the entire Splatfest

I don't even know if I should buy it day 1, will there be any downside? I doubt it'll ever drop in price, and I just got my Switch so I haven't even started Breath of the Wild
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>>182827280
splatoon is still $60 so i doubt there'll be a price drop any time soon
>>
>>182826972
>>182827126
And yeah, I'm asking for the proofs
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>>182827280
The only downside is that you don't have as much content at launch.
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>>182827280
If you buy it day 1, maybe you can get good.
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>>182819853
>>182820002
>>182820181
I never thought ice cream would win.
I'm really proud of you guys. And here I thought we would lose easily.
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>>182826960
>splatfest too intense
never play ranked, squiddo
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>>182826972
I didn't sign up for bitch Marina, she's supposed to be the nice one this time.
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>>182827017
the irony
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>>182826960
Salmon run is only at certain times, isn't it?
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>>182827276
Maybe, but I currently can't see it as any other scenario other than Pearlfags being salty they lost.
I thought it was agreed that NOE had the worst translation out of them all.
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So are Pearl and Marina's personalities completely reversed from the Japanese version for the US and EU? Is Pearl the kinder one and Marina the sassy one now? Or is it only EU that's like that and US was faithful to the JPN dialogue?
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>>182826592
>implying she isn't a total bitch because she knows that if Pearl complains they're going to call her racist
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>>182827450
Yes, though I 'think' you can play it locally anytime, but not sure.
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>>182827370

Honestly I find Splatfest more intense then rank. In rank I have alot more control over the outcome. If I play great it'll average out to me gaining rank points. Splatfests you can play like a Splatoon God and still loss and it's totally out of your control.
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>>182827456
>I currently can't see it as any other scenario other than Pearlfags being salty they lost

Pearlfag here. I brought this up during the EU splatfest before results. It was just such a huge change compared to JP where she was more polite. I still like Marina just fine, but I don't like that NoE changed her personality.
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>>182826339
N E V E R FORGET
E
V
E
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>>182826592
>>182827526
All according to keikaku

(Translator's note: keikaku means plan)
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>>182827276
Part that, part that it doesn't match her characterisation either in Japan or her earlier lines, and part because Pearl isn't playing the role to make it an idiot and straight man bit, so it just seems mean, unlike Marie.
>>
I notice alot of my teammates get ambush from behind. I believe splatoon 2 map system will cause alot of headaches for old players. Since new players will not look at their map at all.

R.I.P second screen.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8EPblJtQlM

Is it normal that this song is making me cry?
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>>182827687
Marie WAS mean tho
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>>182827280
There was nothing at stake here, so in reality nobody lost this time. And even in real splatfests, both sides get prizes depending on how much they participated and the winning side just gets x2 their prize claim.

If you had fun, you should buy it. That's what counts.
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>>182827693

I got use to the pop up map as time went on but I have to admit at the start I kept looking at my joycon grip like an idiot.
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In JPN Pearl and Marina have a Senpai-Kohai relationship.

Pearl is bratty and genki.
Marina act like the older sister but also shows respect to her senpai.
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>>182827937
>Get cocky with the dualies
>Get trapped
>Time to get the hell out of Dodge
>Jabs the center of the joycon grip
I'm S+ man, I shouldn't be this stupid
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>>182827280
>not buying the game because you're bad at a game you've never played before
???
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>>182816819
ggs whoever you were
>>182820879
8/10 demo, lots of random post-match comm errors, but I do like how they're already starting us off with hard team choices. I really like the Art Academy and Moray Towers is actually kinda fun this time around.
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>>182827741
Because it's our girls back together again after their last two songs, which were solos.

Also, part of the instrumental is both Tide Goes Out and Bomb Rush Blush.
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Should I buy a Pro controller or stick with the joy-con grip? Also gyro controls or nah? Tried them for an hour and couldn't get used to them, but was a little difficult to aim without either, but I didn't change sensitivity

I didn't play the first Splatoon
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so who's the bully here?
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>>182827937
superjumping really messed me up, i had the map open and i was booyahing
picking a jump target with the gyro worked much better than i expected i must say
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>>182828128
I didn't do it as much as the day went on, but starting off I looked down at my hands more times than I am comfortable admitting.
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>>182827693
>>182827937
Literally saved a few games on Towers today by actually paying attention to the map and noticing someone snuck by and was inking their way up. Gonna miss just glancing down.
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>>182828196
Joycons are more sensitive than the pro controller. Just play with the joycons for a while and see if you like it or not in the full game. It comes down to preference.
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>>182827785
She didn't come off as being as mean, because of how close she was to Callie, but also because Callie was also playing the role, feeding Marie lines she can snark off, so it felt like frendly ribbing more than bitchyness, though the NA translation was meaner to be fair. It's also a valid translation of the Manzai routene they did in Japan. Marina's snark seems like it came out of nowhere, both for her character and because Pearl isn't really playing the role and feeding her lines.
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>>182828216
Treehouse
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>>182828196
Pro con is better for most other Switch games anyway. It's just a matter of if you wanna drop $60 for it or live cheaper.
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>>182828216
Japan: Pearl
NA & EU: Marina

The "bully" for each side won every Splatfest.
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>>182827741
The name Fresh Start is the closest to a hint of them doing the news again. It's a culmination of the stories where they drifted apart, and the Fresh Start is them going back to the team they used to be.

Ninty is crazy enough to set up the return and not pay it out till the next game though, even if it's the most logical thing and would make the most people happy.
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>>182828573
really makes me think
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>>182819853
>24 x 76

Man, I can't stand this world for much longer if things keep up at this rate
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Being able to form squads is great and all but I miss searching through randoms and hooking up with that dream team with the old Splatfest system. Made a few WiiU friends that way.
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>>182827741
It's okay anon, Marie probably cries too
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Maybe in the US/EU version Pearl and Marina will be more give and take in that they both spit fire and burn each other now and again for the bantz, but at the end of the day they're best friends and it's all for show.

There won't be a clear nice/sassy one because they can both be nice and sassy.
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>>182829042
t.Treehouse
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>>182828886
49 x 51 Solo is where the salt's at, familia.
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>>182829042
>Pearl
>Nice
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>>182829160
>ifunny
>>
How do Squids reproduce?
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>>182829321
>tfw went out of the way to crop it out but ended up posting wrong version anyway
kms
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>>182829347
turf war
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why the fuck do y'all even care who the fuck is nice or the bully

literally who the fuck cares
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>>182829282

>having a nice conversation with your kouhai
>some faggot is gawking at the two of you, most likely undressing Marine with their eyes

She knows all about inklings like you
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>>182829458
I care.
>>
>>182829458
>>>/out/
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>>182829458
You keep it up with that faggot talk and I'm gonna be the bully if you know what I mean
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>>182829458
Hi, welcome to 4chan.
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God dammit I am so happy to see this general alive as fuck again.

team ice cream best lmaooooo
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OCTO
C
T
O

I WANT TO PLAY AS A CUTE OCTOLING
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>>182829542
It's not like Marina needs much undressing anyway amirite
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>>182829746
let me go give babt a call. im sure he'll love to crash this thread
>>
>>182819853
>>182819951
>>182820002
>>182820038
To anyone who's new to Splatoon and /ink/ in general, get comfortable with this
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>>182829804
The only thing you should be doing with Octolings is shoving them into gas chambers.
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>>182829131
>>182829282
>>
>>182829847
oh no, not bathtub
>>
>>182827280
=Buy at launch
>+have more time to get accustomed to the mechanics before patches roll in
>+can get into the story earlier without being spoiled
>-not as much content at start
>-if big patches get released, its gonna screw you up a little if you main one of the affected weapons
=Wait
>+all the content immediately at your disposal, no waiting
>+game fully refined, what you buy is not gonna change
>-everyone else will be more experienced than you online, statistically; harder learning curve
>-need to avoid spoilers for longer
>-need to unlock all the gear and weapons that everyone else has

so you either get the experience of a game with constantly adding content, always feeling refreshed, or you get a complete game from the get-go
your call
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>>182829804
I WANT TO BETRAY MY RACE WITH AN OCTOLING
>>
Speaking as someone who picked Team Cream, I'm a little confused by the Splatfest metrics here.

Wouldn't it make more sense to take the mean sum of wins across both Solo and Team battles instead of splitting them up like tat? And why was popularity even a factor in the first place? Other than explaining why, on average, I ended up fighting Team Cream five matches in a row before I got to fight Team Cake And it was always on Moray Towers, my nemesis...

I'm hoping the results will be better averaged in the future. Do Splatfests typically last a week or so? Either way his was interesting to see how close it came down to within a few short hours.
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>>182829542
I want adorable senpai to be defensive of her sexy kouhai but also still a little bratty to her and makes her kouhai do stuff she doesn't want to because senpai is has a lot of gap moe and can get away with it.
>>
What kind of ice cream did you eat in celebration of tonight's victory?

I ate rum rasin on a sugar cone.

I honestly think that if they held the Splatfest at some other time of the year the popularity contest wouldn't have had such a big gap (75% vs 25%); people like ice cream in July.
>>
>>182828886
next time use gfycat, m8
better format and framerate
>>
>>182829925

Woomies > Octolings
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Marina's fingers make me unconfortable
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>>182829830
Especially after this was just discovered this morning, yes.
>>
Wait, were EU and NA results rolled into one?
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>>182829972
cinnamon swirl bagel
its past midnight where i am now and i dont want any stuff to give me any more nightmares than i already get
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>>182830079
I want to receive a handjob from Marina.
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>>182830079
Why?

Because they're not inside you?
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>>182829042
That would be the best possible scenario, so I assume it's not happening.
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>>182830059
wrong.
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>>182829972
I'm eating loser cake.

>>182830079
Me too, anon. Me too.
It's just weird.
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>>182830079

Her suckers freak me out
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>tfw actually like ice cream more than cake
>lumped in with the fags that just picked ice cream because Marina
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>>182830059
Woomies > Octolings > Literally Anything > The One Gremlin
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>>182830118
o-oh my
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>>182830141
Yes.
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>>182830236
Get used to it. Or just ignore it.
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>>182830236
I like both equally so I just chose Marina because she doesn't look like a failed abortion.
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>>182830236

Or

>ice cream and Marina are better
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Is the Splatoon 2 soundtrack better or worse than the Splatoon 1 soundtrack?
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>>182826390
>>182826304
>Marina is suddenly the annoying bitch of the duo

This won't end up well
>>
>>182830418
black people are failed abortions
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>>182830418
But anon, octolings are the true failed abortions.
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>>182830497

Better
>>
new thread

>>182830612
>>182830612
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>>182830497
Splatoon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwMqQYzaVGc&list=PLvNp0Boas721U2shokZmt75xplbsoB6H8

Splatoon 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1gZuMs0GaA&index=1&list=PLiGvWycRgz6jHzzPcrI5jC0Km_FVyhLMV


You tell me, anon.
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>>182830527
>>182830552
S T O P
T
O
P
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>>182830497
About the same.
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>>182830645
Splatoon
>posts 14 second audio clip

Splatoon 2
>30 minutes
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>>182830798
Open the youtube link, not the embed. Both are actually playlists.
>>
https://youtu.be/HjG1ueUJpfY

I can't remember which song it is, but one of the songs in Splatoon 2 reminds me of this song from about 1:15 on
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>>182831001
Oh I'm on mobile and the app won't open it to the playlist. damn
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>Bought Splatoon 1 and never played it at all
>Know that I'm going to buy Splatoon 2 and do the same thing
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