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Do it for him edition!

>Doomfist! (Now on PTR)
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/doomfist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaZfZFNuOpI

>Most recent developer update
https://youtu.be/-uKkAyLPJe0

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20861969
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker and lore
http://www.overstalk.io
https://imgur.com/a/iYaTq

>Hero tips, tricks, and basics
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R (embed)

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leaderboards
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com

>eSports info and Contenders League
https://over.gg
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
https://www.overwatchcontenders.com

>Previous >>182714764
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Here comes T.Racer!
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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD
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>>182746675
LUCIO CUMMING AT YOU
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Tattoos are disgusting!! A disgust!!
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You know remember
Coinflip
475 damage fan the hammer
150 hp zenyatta
200 damage on widowmaker bodyshot
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Lucio players who don't look out for the other healer are so fucking annoying. Too many of them try to be like DSPStanky.
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when does the summer event start senpai
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my goal in life is to become literal reinhardt.

overwatch takes place in 20XX so it's theoretically plausible
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Where my edgewatch lads at?
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>>182746890

>Too many of them try to be like DSPStanky.

This shit is annoying.
>Lucio constantly tries to push ahead by himself and gets picked before team fights
>is jumping all over the place instead of speed boosting or healing literally anyone

JUST FUCKING BE A SUPPORT
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I just want to smell D.va's feet.
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Oh my
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Bow before the SR queen
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>>182747054
They smell like feet.
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>shipfags spamming

kill yourselves or leave it on the old thread you retards
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tattoo
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>>182746978

>tfw too short to be a hulking German giant in armor
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>>182747037
>consider the following

>lucio's aura increased to 30m (same as old version)
>speed boost reduced to 15%, 30% while amp'd
>healing provides up to 50 hp shield when amp'd, begins a decay after 3 seconds
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>>182747114
post soe
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>>182747114
but where are the nudes
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>>182747096
female pheromones > male pheromones
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>>182747114
Why did you have to say that word, I think I'm going to vomit now
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>>182747125
6'4'' east european descent here, I'm made for this. I just need a few years of cycles to get to his iron level
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>>182747170
Give me a moment, I will post the album
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>>182747012
why do they watch blacks
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>>182747135
or just have his aura gradually increase to 30m while continually wall riding. Call it 'in the groove' as a passive or some shit
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>>182747096
Sorry man but feet smell different depending on the person, especially girls. Pheromones, etc. People don't give nealry enough credit to how the sense of smell plays an important factor in our social lives.
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>>182747170
sent :^)
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>>182747106
Fuck off cunt, I'd rather have this than another worthless blog post of a gold shitter complaining about his teammates and shitty matches.
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>>182746856
It was 150 damage bodyshots and 420 damage fth.
>>182747312
>buff the character that has been an autopick since the game was released
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>>182746296
Let us ignore the first point on all maps as the attack has the overwhelming advantage in spawn time.

To get the high ground on Hanamura, the attack risks
-getting taken out at the chokepoint stairwell up to the high ground itself
-can still be flanked from 3 directions
-is in the perfect sightlines of 2 sniper spots
However in exchange, the attack get 2 relatively shit flank routes (The uphill battle from the righthand corridor from main choke or the mobility only left flank)

The attack flat out don't get any real high ground on Volkswagen, but in turn have many moderately safe flanks to work with and lots of obstacles/ rooms to hide in

The attack on Ascoobis again get no real high ground advantage in exchange for some safe flank routes and is actually the most balanced map in the game, based on win rates. Whether that is due to cheese or not is up for contention, but something is going right

On Moonbase Alpha, the attack are given high ground advantage and an amazing flank route with no downsides for either of the two routes. Then surprise surprise, it's THE most imbalanced map in the game. worse then Eichenwalde. Fair enough, most maps are slightly towards the defence, however this is mainly lower tier players unable to group up.
In order of most to least balanced


>Route 66: Attack: 49.94%, Defense 50.06%
>Temple of Ascoobs: Attack 49.92%, Defense 50.08%
>Hollywood: Attack 49.91%, Defense 50.09%
>Watchpoint: Gibraltar: Attack 50.13%, Defense 49.87%
>King's Row: Attack 50.14%, Defense 49.86%
>Hanamura: Attack 49.79%, Defense 50.21%
>Volkswagen: Attack 49.76%, Defense 50.24%
>Dorito: Attack 49.66%, Defense 50.34%
>Numbani: Attack 49.40%, Defense 50.60%
>Eichenwalde: Attack 46.13%, Defense 53.87%
>Moonbase Alpha-Attack 54.50%, Defense 45.50%
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>>182747154
A cute
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>>182747371
reduce the effectiveness of them then, it's just irritating that he now has two opposing functions in his kit. He can either roll around on the walls looking for boop picks, or sit with his team and provide speed/healing, but not both.
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>>182747421
>me ooga
>map booga
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>>182746829
>Korean with a Japanese
LOL

A FUCKING TRIAD BOSS WITH A KOREAN GIRL
AHAHAHH

sasuga you fucking american retard
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Is complaining about Lucio the new complaining about Mercy
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>>182747629
I want Lucio to get buffed.
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>>182747629
Lucio actually has reasons to get nerfed, though (or at least buff the less used supports.)
He's been a literal must-pick for fucking ever now
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Healer with Zarya-like beam when?
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>>182747694
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>>182747750
>Lucio actually has reasons to get nerfed

Gee why even bother playing this game if everything is going to get nerfed.
Remember Genji nerfs?
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>>182747750
Diov the Faceless
China

Omnic Hammer
Diov uses his multipurpose hammer to hack, upgrade and repair nano-machines. In a pinch, it can also be swung as a weapon.

E: Omnic Walk
After marking a destination, Diov instantly disappears and reappears at that location, undoing all damage taken in the last 2 seconds.

Shift: Omnic Dilation
Diov traps all nearby enemies in a hacking dilation field, freezing their cooldowns and slowing their movement speed for each skill on cooldown. Also prevents ultimate from gaining charges.

Q: Omnic Lock
Diov's next attack deals bonus damage and stuns the target.

R: Omnicsphere
Creates a glitch in the matrix, trapping all units caught in its sphere of influence and causes Diov to move very quickly inside it. Only Diov is unaffected.
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>be gold shitter
>never know where to be, when to engage, or what to do
>tracking is too bad to even play winston
>can't wallride and blizzard changed lucio so I can't just pick him and exist anymore
>start playing mercy since I'm a closet homosexual who wishes I was born a girl
>follow my teammates around and hold LMB while they do stuff
>shoot up to GM
>"lol diamonds and below having opinions"
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>>182747953
kill yourself
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When playing Mei vs Tracer or Genji at close range, and you know that Genji's deflect is already used, should you left click or right click? Common sense tells me to left click because they're fast, and that way I can slow them down, but in practice it seems like right click is more effective for some reason.
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>>182747750
because he bridges the gap between mobile and immobile characters and a good 60% of the roster in unusable without him
do you even know what pickrates are
its not the characters dbz power level
you can go to the blizz forums with that kind of "[not my main] is popular NERF NOW" shitterdry
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>Only 24 people in this general arguing

30 MILLION COPIES SOLD
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>nerf nerf nerf nerf
Leaguefags please you're killing the game with this shit
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>>182748142
People are complaining about getting killed when theres only a 6 second respawn timer.
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post your loss streaks

18
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>>182748064
Always right click tracers.

Left click genji if his dash is down or you have him trapped, otherwise right click.
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>>182747823
The ones that didn't matter because he still has infinite vertical mobility and two offense abilities that also work as disengage?
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>>182748076
I just come here to talk about Hana and my experiences playing Hana and why she is so perfect.
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>>182748284
So what youre saying is that you need to go back to League of legends?
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>>182748276
Ok thank you anon
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>>182748260
Fucking hell anon, why didn't you stop?
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>>182748331
I can't believe how many people I killed just by standing several miles from random corridors and never stopping shooting that point.

That is my Hana experience
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>>182748260
2970->2322

42 losses
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>haha they're not playing the meta this match is so dumb who cares about it xD

Hiring League casters was a mistake
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>>182748408
I've had an off week
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>>182748360
But that game also has characters with insane mobility options without trading anything for them
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>>182748076
Dead game
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Heroes never die!
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new Genji and Dva ult denial voicelines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DoB_l0yY74

new Zarya ult
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX0oPTSYi4Y
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>quality of matches are getting significantly worse
I'll just wait til summers over I guess, not even normal weekends were this bad.
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>>182748519
Dude the sad fact is whenever you see these weird boring casters it's because they are part of a union.

When you hire some organizers to set up a tournament they often just hire these casters as part of a deal.

Whilst it's good and gets these people work, they are all out of their element.

DotA 2 obviously had these groups but the people that were part of it all had a good background and had been in the scene for a while and weren't numale cucks.

I watched Rocket League,
numale cucks

I watched Overwatch World Cup
numale cucks

I watched League
numale cucks

As 2GD and Richard Lewis put it, a lot of these people come straight out of media background and start thinking they are e-sport material or something and just start advising and taking up jobs they are not fit for.
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>>182748513
Holy fucking shit anon

2970-2322=648
648/42=~15.5 SR lost per game

What went wrong? Obviously you were doing well enough to not lose much, what happened?
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>>182748734
Lol. Nothing will change. Player numbers are dropping. What you are experiencing is the grumpy leftovers as playerbase continues to dwindle.

Remember, Kaplan did say recently that he looked into TF2 f2p conversion model and handling.
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>>182747965
who is the big tit cow in this pic?
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>Have an excellent first round on Dorado defense
>We don't need to push the payload too far to win
>Everyone's feeling good and acting positive in chat
>Suddenly, our healer (who was solo healing) goes Torbjorn
>Our team politely asks what's wrong, and that if we can have our healer back
>They suddenly throw a MASSIVE temper tantrum, going full nuclear and intentionally throwing the match as hard as they possibly can
>Ultimately, we lose and the rest of the team unanimously agrees to report them
>mfw healers are fucking mentally unstable bastards that belong in an asylum

Why? Why would you throw a match that you're WINNING? What on earth caused this person to get so angry? They were doing quite well, and the team was even showing a bit of praise. I don't fucking understand what's wrong with healer mains. I really, truly, genuinely don't.
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>>182748863
me good
team oooga booga
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>>182748694
Would be nice if there was one for every hero.
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>there are ZERO good Doomfist skins

new Zenyatta confirmed
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>>182748757
God I hate VG journos. Why can't they can just fuck off back to media school.
I would rather have some neckbeards who know what the fuck is going on and gives insightful commentary rather than some marketable happy faces, 2/3 numales and an XD gamergurl for fucking morons to fantasise over all stating the absolute obvious of what is going on.

>Gamergate

>http://kotaku.com/indie-boss-battler-furi-is-the-wrong-kind-of-hard-1783130485

>https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidthier/2016/04/13/yes-dark-souls-3-badly-needs-an-easy-mode/#2366b208336e
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why does it seem like the Overwatch team are getting steadily WORSE at map design
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>>182748694
>tfw I'm more hype for these new voice lines on live + highlight improvements + improved loot than I am for Doomfist
Should be a good update.
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>>182748694
>genji
>bastion, catch!
Defence heroes really are there for whenever the developers are feeling nasty.
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>>182749139
Its all Jeff's fault for limiting their creative freedom so content can be drip fed over the years
No wait, that's the excuse for the writing team fugg :D
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>>182748863
this was me i do it because it's funny
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>>182748863
Lol man just chill it's just purple quick play
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>>182749167
>Highlight improvements
Elaborate?

>>182749262
>Purple Quick play
Dear fucking god that sounds like an excuse someone would actually give
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>>182749089
Well in the beginning journos told everyone to fuck off until ad revenue got increased with paid reviews, early copies etc.

Geoff Keighley is a good example.
Wrote the final hours which was a respected journalistic project of his.

Sold his soul later on to make mad cash.

Used his connections to set up his own Video Game awards since he couldn't compete with E3.

Used it to get celebs and recognition for devs.
The only prob is he still has to keep up the charades but it was very ballsy to bring on Mega64 on e3 panel and have the guy roast the whole event.
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>>182749089
>furi is the wrong kind of hard
didnt even read the article but furi wasn't even a hard game, and it had a hard mode
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>>182749262
>it's just purple quick play

Is this the dawn of a new meme?
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>>182749375
Do you know about the DLC? There are 2 new bosses, one of which is a fairly hard boss rush boss fairly

>>182749350
Exactly. Game journos acting like real (((journos)))
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>>182749089
what the fuck do game show hosts have to do with journalism?
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>>182749492
People have been treating comp like quick play for 3 seasons now
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>>182749538
The main problem is when the SEO revolution happened guest blogging became rampant.

Today you have Buzzfeed, Kotaku etc.
None of the people staffed have any journalistic background. They are all literally guest bloggers paid minimum wage.
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>>182748863
>not going healer
You are the problem
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When your teamcomp is Sombra, Junkrat, Roadhog, Winston, Lucio and Zenyatta on Attack Horizon but nobody throws a fit because it's Diamond and everyone knows what they are doing
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>>182749342
- One highlight from each game you play is saved, like normal, but they stay for 24 hours now instead of until you close the game.
- You can now set up to three hotkeys, each with their own recording slot, to record a highlight of the last things to have happened before you pressed it. So if you want to record a specific thing. These are saved for as long as you want.
- You can export highlights as videos, and the game can even record them with a set frame rate/resolution/supersampling different than you were playing at.

Webm related, it's piss easy to record shit now. Made this webm by just exporting the video from OW and then running it through Webm For Retards.
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>>182747597
>TRIAD
>Japanese
>calls somebody an american retard
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>>182749671
>another healcuck acting like people who play healers are incapable of bad behavior

Fuck off. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE on the team was doing fantastic. This person just decided to throw because they're fucking mental.
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>>182749702
the only bad thing about that comp is junkrat though
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>>182749765
Do fantastic as a healer too then. All you had to do was switch and ignore the retard throwing a fit.
I bet not one of you changed.
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>>182749821
>not using any excuse you can to blame others for losses
why are you even playing a team based game?
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>>182749821
>mercy mains playing dps
kek
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>>182749821
Actually, someone else volunteered to be the second healer, but they still refused to stop throwing. Like half the team was willing to cooperate, asking them what they'd want to play but they didn't care. We tried to play around them and cater to them but they wouldn't stop screaming.

Just shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing yourself and healers everywhere. Like I wish the stereotypes weren't real but holy shit the people that play healers are just fucking mentally disabled.
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>>182750037
>Actually, someone else volunteered to be the second healer
So nobody actually did switch then, got it.
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I want to make Tracer disappear forever!
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>>182747154
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>>182750251
I want to make her my wife.
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Is it possible to pick doomfist in PTR quickplay yet? I'd really liek to play him otuside of 6v6s and server browsers (which are basically doomfist 6v6s anyways).
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>>182750379
r u a cute girl
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>>182750379
Same
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>>182750403
yes, Lena is lesbian, she wouldn't marry a guy.
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>>182750393
Just be fast and pick first
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>>182750393
Yes and no.
Someone will instalock him before you do
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>>182750508
Mess with the best and cum like the rest!
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>>182750508
What the fuck am I looking at?
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>>182749703
Nice

>>182750508
This is a blue board you know. Get out before you get banned mate.
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>>182750518
>>182750538
The game always puts me in matches where someone had already picked Doomfist.
I guess I'll have to wait like 3 or 5 months after he gets officially added to the game.
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Zenyatta is Talon leader
Screencap this
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>>182750574
They are called women, you might have heared of them.
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>>182750634
disgusting
I'll stick to men thank you
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>>182750703
>liking men
What are you, gay?
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>>182750251
If you do that Winston will be sad.
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>newfags doesnt remember all Torbjörn quickplay games
>newfags doesnt remember rank 1-100
>newfags doesnt remember mccree 1click killing tanks
>newfags doesnt remember widow killing everybody
>newfags doesnt remember lucioball
>newfags doesnt remember pre-competitive overwatch
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>>182750715
What can I say ? Men are just better
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>>182750793
2 tracer 2 lucio 2 winston
>>182750773
Winston should've stayed on the moon, we don't like folks like him 'ere
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>>182750949
>2 tracer 2 lucio 2 winston

newfags doesnt remember the ORIGINAL DIVE COMP
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Fresh idiot here:
How do I stop Pharmercy If
>they float exclusively over the load
>have tanks covering for them
>have no power over my team

I just thought about Sombrahacking the Ziegler, that would work, right?
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Peppermint Sombra is the most attractive female in the game

prove me wrong

you can't
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Why doesn't anyone use the the airlock door on the Lunar map?
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>>182751012
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>>182751012
Teamplay, alone against two wont work
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>>182750793
I remember when people used to unironically say that Winston was a counter to tracer.
I also remember 70 damage genji slash with a DoT and triple jump. I remember when Hanzo had to aim because they fixed hitboxes but people were so trash at aiming that blizzard caved and made them both fire tree trunks again
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>>182751012
Not being a retard
good mercy will never only stay with pharah because
1) a flying mercy is an extremely easy target to shoot
2)mercy is useless if she only heals 1 member of her team
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>>182750793
>not including no los required harmony balled Tracer
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>>182751012
phaermercy is just a shipping meme, there's nothing strategically good about using both of them together in game
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>>182751175
I don't really have any problems with Hanzo usual arrows after servers were upgraded to 60 tick only oldfags remember 20 tick overwatch
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>>182751332
Yeah cause 156 damage fuck yous with no damage falloff are nothing right?
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>>182750908
>Men are just better
>posts boy
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>>182751401
Mercy can use the damage boost on literally every single character in the game, It's not magically OP on pharah
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>tfw no one Plays Pharah anymore
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>>182750908
I agree with this
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>>182751401
If Pharah can land a direct hit on you she deserves it
Still, Mercy mobility needs to be seriously nerfed. Her 1 sec regen is also retarded
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>>182751505
Will pharah ever be good
>shit movement, slow in the air
>need to be in the air where everyone can shoot you to be able to do damage
>rockets are so slow you need to be at melee range to ever be able to get direct hits
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>>182751141
Widow is not a counter, why do people post this meme? No pro has ever used her to counter pharmacy because she's trash and insta dies to Winston and d.va, F-tier meme character
>>182751012
Duo que, one of you pick soldier, the other pick zen. Discord phara first, not mercy, pharah because she isn't mobile like mercy. Kill pharah, then switch to mercy. Pharmacy is a 2 person team combo, you can only beat it with team play.
Don't be discouraged if you fail to kill her a few times. As long as you keep her from shelling the team then you've done your job.
Your ultimate goal isn't to just keep killing her, your ultimate goal against pharmacy is to make life so difficult for the pharah that she switches.
If soldier isn't working, go zen and genji, yes genji.
Jump in her face, most pharah players freak out and shoot aimlessly in panic, just reflect the rockets.
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>>182751012
Play Widow.

Aim Mercy. Mercy will outheal your body shots on Pharah. If you body shot a Mercy, you have to land the next half charged shot to kill her off. This can be hard if the Pharah has noticed you.

Best course of action is headshots.

Killing Pharah 1st is ok, it just ends up with Mercy leaving to go heal someone else, or using Res on Pharah. Solo res is keklicious, but it means the Pharah now has invuln for a few seconds to aim you.

A good Pharah will all in you, their power is in the fact every other hitscan has trouble shooting them out with damage drop off. Widow doesn't.

Another tip, change spots once you have killed part or all of Pharmercy. Position in a spot to watch their obvious flight routes.

And dont panic at rockets. They will bump you around, they do damage. Just be calm and dink Pharahs head if shes noticed you.

Also Zen.
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>>182750793
>newfags don't remember when no one said "it's just quickplay"
>newfags don't remember old character icons
>newfags don't remember 200% pickrate mccree
>newfags don't remember games being decided by coin flips
>newfags don't remember when defense matrix couldn't be toggled and dva's ult was the worst in the game
>newfags don't remember when you couldn't buy event skins with coins
>newfags don't remember when lucio was the easy SR healer
>newfags don't remember torb turrets outside of the map
>newfags don't remember when roadhog's hook could pull you across space and time
>newfags don't remember one-door eichenwalde
>newfags don't remember the horrible sombra ARG
>newfags don't remember reinhardt
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>>182751547
they should just give her regen back to 3 sec
her mobility is still very limited
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>>182748863
People don't give a shit. In QP, people are gonna be selfish as fuck about their hero picks. I have over 100hrs on support heroes because people are reluctant to heal in QP.

Just play QP to improve your own mechanics/positioning/gamesense. I'm just playing Widow on the PTR to practice my aim. I don't give a shit if I win or lose since people are retarded in QP.
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>>182747186
Wrong
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>>182751592
You aren't playing against pros
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>>182751592
if pharah is hugging the skybox so hard only soldier can shoot her you can just ignore her since she will get no direct hits and you atuo win the 6v4
or pharah nows how to play, gets direct hits and she doesn't need to have a pocket mercy + she will be at range where everyone can shoot her
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>>182751386
Hanzo is a shit hero, I just find him annoying to deal with. But that is because I'm a tracer player and I hate everyone who manages to kill me. Especially those cheeky zenyattas
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>>182751665
But real talk who is sombra?
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>>182751665
Sombra ARG parts which weren't month long timers were fun
People made ridiculously complex theories and looked for signs in the sky
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>>182751721
pros dont pick pharmercy, thats just a quick play meme to screw over junkrat pickers
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>>182751797
This is important to remember too. If pharah and mercy are hugging the skybox, the rest of their team isn't getting healing. Save your ults, win the 6v4 to draw out rez, then ult them to death. Easy
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>>182751894
they do on oasis gardens though
Pharmercy is mainly pubstomp combo I agree
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>>182751894
Pros pick her it's just not that common because there are better options
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>newfags dont remember sombra=ana
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I want to have personal brainwashed assassin who would do everything I want
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>>182751869
The whole ARG was basically just timers. Solving puzzles was pointless since blizzard was just releasing shit on a schedule anyway, with the ARG giving basically no information about her whatsoever.
>>182751819
Honestly, fuck hanzo. He's not overpowered, but whenever I die to one I can't help but feel I got cheated. Every part of his kit feels like it was designed to be infuriating. I hate playing against hanzo and I hate having one on my team, the game would honestly improve if they just cut him out of it one night without comment.
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How do I get good at support that's not Lucio? I feel like I'm not healing enough and/or die too much
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Is it that too many heroes nuke, or that too many heroes provide way too good sustain in the current meta?
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>>182752234
Heal more and die less
>>182752279
Not enough heroes have CC
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>Koth
>Lucio
>2:0 for our team
>teammates think we've already won
>Genji, Widow, Roadhog
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another like 0.5 GB update on the PTR, anyone noticed changes?
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>>182749262

FRESH NEW MEME BOYS
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>>182752234
>pick mercy
>stay way behind your teammates and behind walls/on high ground
>if someone gets to you scream at your team for help and press shift
>if someone on your team is about to die, hide behind a wall then come in and res
>hit gm
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>>182752367
>X played Y healer has switched to Bastion
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>>182752234
as Mercy? look in random direction, hold M1 and spam shift.
as Ana? stay way behind your team close to cover and throw your grenades into the enemies unless your own team is about to get assraped. also always use your noscope unless your targets are really far away and/or hard to hit. that way you're much harder to hit for enemy hitscans.
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>>182752323
I think there should be a hero with an ability that intensifies the gravity of a selected enemy hero (falls faster, can't stay airborne for long), would that be cool?
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>>182751547

100 damage splash is the real issue.
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>>182748863
he deemed you unworthy of supporting
most likely rightfully so
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>>182751675

>can fly 20m to any teammate in LoS every 2 seconds
>"mobility limited"
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>>182752634
it really is an issue because the max splash damage is 80.
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>on attack route 66
>people pick their shit and of course no healer aside from a 76 with his biofield but it barely counts
>go zenyatta because I can see how this ones going to go
>right from the getgo everyone fucks off and starts spreading aside from a lone Rein
>hang about with him and he keeps me safe
>we're just chilling on the payload having an alright time
>i'm launching balls at enemies getting them blows and he's occasionally fire striking/charging anyone whos dumb enough to trickle on their own
>even with healing and discord orbs flying to the lonewolf players and their targets respectively they still lose the matchups
>somehow we win despite everything
>Rein gets a POTG where we combo some dumb shit like discord powered charges and fire strikes
>said Rein said I was the only good player on his team
>lonewolfs start screeching they did better even though I actually had the golds in elims and objective kills
>"support always gets special treatment!!1"
>8 upvotes on the enemy teams cards
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>>182752615
Actually stop fucking posting that shit you actual avatarfag
>13.Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.
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>>182751401
>with no damage falloff
well it's a rocket you mongoloid. also if you die to long range rockets you will never get out of gold, even if they deleted Phara and Mercy from the game.
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I just want Pharahmercy gutted because I'm tired of losers picking it when they lose round 1. It's sad.
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>>182752951
I just want it removed because i always get team mates who are shitters that cant deal with it.
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>>182753037

Yeah, that too.
I also think Mercy is dumb in general. All my problems are with her.
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>>182752873
>watch gold gameplay
>they struggle to move and shoot at the same time

No wonder they cry about Pharah so much
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>>182753037
>Me ooga
>Team booga
Fucking DIY mate
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>play Bastion on attack
>team has a garbage Genji and Hanzo mains who keeps dying to Winston when they have over 100 hours played
>Ana and Mercy just focus healed me the entire game
>carried the entire game as Bastion
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>>182752951
this
>LOL 76 just kill the Pharah being pocketed by Mercy while Dva cucks you and the other dps are up your ass
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>>182752951
I'm tired of teamates picking it thinking it's a magical OP combo when the only thing it does is make mercy an easy target to shoot down and force her to pocket pharah instead of being useful
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>>182753070
Hey, it's hard to move and shoot. If I'm not standing still then how will I aim?
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>>182753083

Why should I have to do everything?
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>only allow mercy to dash horizontally or downwards
>make her res an 8 second buff that resets those affected to full or half hp upon death

You now have to coordinate res to be of any use.

Better or worse?
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Why is this allowed? This type of insane matchmaking.
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>>182753276

Your res buff is stronger than the current res, retard
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>>182753325
Not if you make the radius tiny.
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I mean if you are struggling against Mercy why not spread out the complaining to other heroes that are actually difficult to deal with
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>shoot mercy a little then stick her with pulse bomb
>flies into her team and I get 2+ kills
>catch her on her way back from spawn so she can't res
Why does this work every time? Are mercy players bots?
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>>182753310
Levels don't mean shit in OW. It's about MMR. So those players are roughly around the same skill level as you.

I have seen people with silver portraits in bronze. You can play a lot of OW and still be garbage.
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>>182753310
>QP
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Pharmercy is only "overpowered" because its a lick a co-ordination, even if its a very basic and loose kind, and most people don't think to even the numbers in dealing with it.
Its like the whole Bastion behind an Orisa/Rein shield, if you're going to have a lone retard trying to deal with it then its not going to work out well aside from maybe the rare instance someones actually good, but if you actually have more than one person working around it trying to actively deal with them problem together then its not going to be nearly as annoying.
But then I remember lower ranks and QP treat playing like a team instead of an arena DM as a disease, so they've got themselves to blame, my condolences to those who actually try to put in the effort though.
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>>182753070
gold gameplay is really something else
>soldier gets shot by pharah
>he runs around the enitre map looking for a health pack instead of looking up and launchinh helix rockets up her ass
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>>182753083
>le constant maymay
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>>182753532
>those players are roughly around the same skill level as you

No wonder we lost even with all those silver portraits. Couldn't deal with enemy Torb + Rein's shield + Symmetra. Cheesy as fuck though.
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>>182753605
>expecting a gold player to land an helix rocket, a projectile, against a flying target
Yeah, no.
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>>182753584
Except that Bastion Behind Orisa shield / dva matrix is a combo, like they do have a synergy together
There's absolutely no synergy between pharah + mercy, at best its because her rockets scale well with her damage boost, but that's it
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>>182753487

Because those other heroes require skill to play, whereas Mercy is annoying while also being so easy to play women can play her.
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>>182753764
>an helix
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>>182753705
I noticed you were playing Junkrat as you said this, I hope you were at least busting those shields and getting that turret, boyyo.
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>>182753857
Shut up I've slept two hours last night ;_;
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>>182753831
>absolutely no synergy between pharah + mercy,
They both can fly nigga
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>>182753584
>bastion is an immobile character that trades his huge damage for being easy to take down
>having a tank dedicated to protect him nullifies his weaknesses and amplifies his strenght, therefore being a "combo"
>pharah can fly and so does mercy ??? That combo is so OP please nerf it blizzard
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>>182753475
What if they just removed rez from the game? I think leaving Mercy alone and just removing her Q entirely would still let her be approachable by casuals and Mercy mains while also giving other healers a chance to shine
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>>182753838
>he's mad a 16 year old girl is better than him at a videogame.
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>>182753310
>Anon was the 4th DPS
>Junkrat on Attack
I fucking swear you cheeky prick, if you didn't switch then you deserved to lose
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>>182753831
Pharah allows Mercy to avoid most of the danger on the ground, that's huge you dingus. Basically the only thing that even makes her usable at the pro esports level.
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>>182753990

They're never going to remove Mercy's res. I think Jeff called it an integral part of the game or something, because Jeff is a retard.

It's not hard to fix res, just make it charge slower because at the moment it charges stupidly fast. Mercy shouldn't be able to charge such a powerful res in 40 seconds.

Then make it require LoS, or make it so she can't fly to dead people, or make it so she isn't invulnerable during it, or make res only revive people at 50% instead of full health, or make it so when you get revived all your abilities are locked for 5 seconds or something.
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>>182753831
>>182753984
What is this weird meme?
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>>182753984
Who else can fly?

Gee, it's almost like the only two flying characters have a built in synergy.
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>>182754038
>can avoid Junkrat's damage
incredible
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>>182753990
Dude have you seen the meta atm?
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>>182754209
Reinhardt has a barrier
Winston has a barrier
Gee they both have something in common in their kit its almost like they have a built in synergy
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>>182754308
You're actually right, faggot.
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>>182754383
what about soldier and mcree, they both have guns
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>>182754429
The whole cast moves too, so there's some more synergy.
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>>182753984
You missed a few things
>Pharah and Mercy take vertical positioning into account, thus making it much harder hit hit them
>Since Pharah has an innate lack of dropoff with more of a focus on explosion radius than direct hits with recetnt buffs, the Mercy can literally flick to damage boost on the point of impact and have a constant heal on Pharah
>This combined with the fact that literally all ranged characters have gone to shit because shitters can't counter them and the fact D.Va exists, means that Pharmercy is an amazing standalone stack to counter immobile heroes and groups of heroes, thus making the Dive meta even more ingrained
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>>182754219
>Too retarded to know what damage fall off is and thinking everyone has perfect aim
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>>182753990
>res now charges slower
>invulnerability period on res is shorter, health regeneration stops when activated and timer on it doesn't start again until it's over
>mercy now has some sort of visual indicator that her res is up, maybe her wings start glowing or some shit like in that one emote she has
>now radiates a humming noise when she has her ult so you can find her hiding, similar to symmetra's teleporter
>guardian angel now has no cooldown, but uses charges similar to tracer's blink, they charge extremely slowly
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>>182754429
Oh shit, what about Symmetria and Winston?
Both are animals!
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>>182753831
I'm not saying that the Bastion one isn't a worse option as it can work, but its the same principle of people using some synergy. People realize that cooperation of any sorts is overpowered and instead of using that knowledge to the fullest to come up with their own combinations/answers, we're instead left with people crying that teamwork in a game which rewards team play is too strong and that it needs to stop.
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>>182753584
>its countered by people actively working like a team
so is everything else in this game but expecting constant teamwork in overwatch is fucking dumb and never gonna happen
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>sleepdart a nano-boosted Genji
>fat fuck Roadhog decides to hook him
>doesn't kill him but my grenade does

I hate fucking retards who see a slept and still-ulting enemy and just go to wake them up without even thinking first. The fact that he was nano'd on top of that should've given Roadhog pause, especially since Roadhog's damage is fucking garbage.

I can understand why I was backfill for that match.
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>that harmonious feeling when you finally click with zen
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The problem I always had with Mercy was never the res, it was her health regen and GA. Her health shouldn't start regenerating after 1 second, that's fucking stupid. Especially when combined with GA, which lets her fly 20 meters back and forth between teammates on the shortest CD in the game. The combination of these two aspects is actually anti-skill because it means Mercy players don't need any kind of positioning or gamesense, since they don't have to manage their own health and aren't punished for being out of position since they can fly to any teammate in LoS. There's no risk in playing Mercy because of this.
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>>182754507
>Actually_a_decent_idea/10
Shame its never gonna be put in because of a screeching female part of the fanbase as well as the fact that Jeffs' wife is a Mercy main

https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/angelista-1289
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Zen right click is lowkey OP
>>182754638
I agree. Res value is overrated, half of times it resses people into really bad positions
Also deadeye is a perfect counter for it
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Have some fresh new OC from your friendly Reinhardt tittypad shitposter.
And also a reminder that yy62401/Dopey is an angel sent to earth by God himself to make beautiful art
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>>182754638
>No punishment for out of position
If only there was a hero whos' only role was to prevent this. It sure would help fix the current meta. Gee I wonder.....
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>>182754762
Mei ulti is great to counter Mercy, the time it takes to move after ress and the time it takes for Mei ulti to start freezing its great to catch the whole team.
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>been playing even worse than I usually do last couple of days
I fucking hate being me.
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>>182754712
>PLAYED 25 DAYS AGO

JUST
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>>182754592
>enemy winston ults
>full auto into him as s76
>ana sleeps him but I immediately wake him up
>"WOW WHY DID YOU WAKE HIM YOU RETARD"

Why do so many anas never call out their sleepdarts.
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>>182754812
>Don't forget. You're hime forever
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>>182754762
>Also deadeye is a perfect counter for it
Not in the current meta.
9/10 Deadeyes you will have a D.va with her dick up your ass every deadeye, or a Winston on you before you can do anything.

There is no reason to pick McCree in the current meta, and you're going to get punished pretty hard for doing so unless you're in gold or some shit and at that point I don't think it matters because you probably won't have the aim to make a difference between Soldier and McCree...
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>>182754856
>actually believing Roadhog mains' memes
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>>182754638
>There's no risk in playing Mercy
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>>182747750
They already cut his range and healing rate. Anything more would be overkill and I personally think he's the most well rounded hero of the cast.
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>>182754921
Why play a game with a ranked mode that's so completely fully retarded?
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Mercy would be fixed if they nerfed Guardian Angel's cooldown to 6 seconds, removed her health regen or made it kick in at 3 seconds, and made res take something like 50% longer to charge. She could still do all the same shit, but you would need to use some thought and skill to play her instead of mindlessly LShifting everywhere having res up after every team fight.
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>>182755050
Then they should boost her weapon or else you're fucking defenseless.
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>>182754954
>wanting to be mockingly reminded by a scrawny millionaire that you'll never be a cute girl
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>>182754972

Assblasted Mercy main spotted.
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>>182754921
Nah, they have stopped publishing the stats for more of the other members of the Overwatch team. Jeff's statistics don't even show up at all (Tigole Bitties)
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>>182754956
Deadeye focuses on people during res animation. So it's complete when it finishes
Also we are talking about situations when most of enemy team is dead and being rezzed
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>>182755161
>Imlpying I want that shit, instead of me just pointing out what would actually be spelt if the poster was that way
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>>182755117

Wow it's almost like... it's almost like Mercy doesn't have an entire team in front of her protecting her from the enemy while she, as a backline healer, is the least engaged combatant or something. Should just give her an M60 because being unable to regenerate health after 1 second and fly every other second means this healer needs to be DPS god too, right?
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>enemies have an Ahmad
>he only plays shimada and is fucking shit
>next game get paired with ksa niggers
>they only play dps, tunnel vision and refuse to cooperate
really makes you think
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this game trapped me in sub 900sr games, placement matches.

i have literally cried over this
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>>182755371
Ok, ok. I can understand trapped at plat. Maybe even gold. But I have seen the games at bronze. People literally have zero spatial awareness. Pick pharah and kill them all. You can literally climb to silver with dps mercy
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>>182755371

How did you fall that low, anon?
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>>182754498
Do they really though?
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I guess this is why Blizz doesnt make any new support heroes cause of how strong they are if you buff them
>that time Zen had death sentience discord
>Lucios kit in general
>Anas burst healing and anti heal
>Mercys rezz and mobility
next support hero needs to be more engaging and actually fun to play
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>>182755310
>Fast firing weapon
>Fast self heal after 1 second
>Large bursts of speed between teammates
>Wants all the credit at the end of a match
>Often toxic players
Jesus christ, Mercy is becoming more CoD than S76
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>>182755371
Come here anon, let it all out
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>>182755294
>implying that was not a joke
Jesus, man.
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>>182754638
>mercy
>aren't punished for being out of position
how fucking bad do you have to be at the game to not be able to kill a fucking mercy the frailest character in the game that has no way to defend itself
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>>182755310
Do you even play this shit? Playing Mercy is suffering. People abandon her like she was some old whore.
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>>182754812
we posting oc now?

>>182755371
awww, don't worry anon. it's just a game!
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>>182755483
i am guaranteed a leaver and/or griefer every single match. Usually multiples of both.

Literally every single game.
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>>182755549
>complaining about Mercy's weapon
this thread is a fucking goldmine
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>>182754948
No one communicates in QP. If it was competitive, I'd call it out.

I care more about a nanoblade being woken up over an ulting Winston. People can actually hit Winston but seem to struggle with Genji. Roadhog might've survived nanoblade, but I wouldn't have and I was the only healer.

It didn't matter either way since my team was trash, so we lost.
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>>182755574
>Frailest character in the game
>200hp with a large self heal that kicks in after 1 second
>Can move almost as fast as a Reinhardt charge if she sees a teammate
Good one anon, gave me a giggle
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>>182755697
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>>182755758
>200 hp
damn it almost takes a full second for tracer to kill her if she misses half her shot
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>teammates dont use the space I create for them
>teammates dont stay behind the shield and shoot the pharah, instead they go far away from me and die
>lol guess you dont need tanks
>switch to dps
>"why did you switch??? fucking cunt"
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>>182755697
>Not seeing the post above which said she should be given an M60
Fuck off Reddit
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>>182755574

Her defense is being behind her entire team and able to fly to any teammate in her LoS every 2 seconds. You are clearly just some butthurt Mercy main since you have no actual arguments besides some shitty reaction image and "u bad, just kill the character who is behind 5 other people."

>>182755605
>Playing Mercy is suffering. People abandon her like she was some old whore.

What are you talking about? Playing Mercy is easy as fuck. Sometimes I fill as Mercy and it's like I'm playing an entirely different game, you don't have to do ANYTHING as Mercy. You alternate 2 beams and don't need to shoot the enemy, don't need to even try to dodge them really since you're protected by your team and can fly away if shit gets dire, don't need to think about where healthpacks are because you just regenerate HP, don't need to position because you can fly everywhere including to dead people to res, etc. etc. etc. Mercy is fucking easy to play. And Mercy players usually get tons of upvotes at the end of the game, too, so I don't know where this whole idea that people are ungrateful comes from.
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>>182755549
Mercys gun is actually good, but to bad Mercy players are passive bitches and wont use it
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>>182755527
Blizzards mistake was making the support role just healers. In dota, you have all kinds of supports, people who buff, people who stun and people who put out nuke damage are all supports. But they don't have healers.
Because healing is inherently overpowered, because blizzard were so retarded and decided to have healers in game they will never be able to put in a viable non healer support.
Symmetra, sombra characters like this would be viable if healers didn't exist in game. They would be viable support heroes.
Healers are a mistake, they will never ever be good game design because by their very nature they are anti skill. Damage is punishment for being out of position but supports mitigate that. Its ridiculous
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>>182747154
beware the mountain jew
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>stuck in ranked
>watch guides and Twitch in hopes to get better
>all the advices for everything are "you just have to feel it"

This is fucking "How to get a GF 101" all fucking over again.
>be good looking, be confident, make her laugh
Okay, how do I confident?
>idk, you just have to feel it

How to be good at OW:
>be good at aiming, positioning and managing your cooldowns
Okay, how should I position myself?
>idk, you just have to feel it

What the fuck kind of shit is this?
Can I get STEP BY STEP how to be good at aiming and positioning? Not fucking "just practice dooode ill come lol".
It's not coming.
>where to look
>how to track
>where to keep aim at (head, neck, near the head)
>how to practice (no fucking ana bots, I've got 70% acc as cowboy, shit is useless vs real people)
>what the fuck to do is enemy ADADADADAD
>Do I charge my ult on tanks / break barriers / go straight for supports as flanker

>when to use ults and who target
>where to be as flanker
>where to be as supp
>where to be as dps
>where to be as tank
>how to know is now is a good time to initiate

All the guides are saying either obvious shit like "try to aim at the head" or some useless shit like
>uuugh so you are going to the practice range and, uh, you see those two bots? yeah, so you, like, shoot them at the head, and, like, flick, and this helped me a lot, pls sub to my channel for more guides

dude, it will come, just play the game lol
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>>182755827
>lol just be like the pros and do a super burst of damage with no missed shots! That's the best way to kill a Mercy!
>When she is at the skybox with Pharah which can twoshot you (Basically oneshot you)
>Pharmercy is not underpowered guise, just focus the Mercy!
Fuck off.
Its not that easy especially when you are on console
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>>182756073
there are tons of variants depending on which team comp you're up against so what do you expect
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>>182755827
If mercy is standing still then sure. Tracer can one clip her with headshots. Against anyone with a w key its gonna take at least two clips assuming she also
A) doesn't fly away
B) no one on the team notices their mercy dying
Its very difficult to kill mercy. Almost as difficult as ana with her nade up. Its doable. Just impractical. At higher levels people don't even bother with chasing mercy. They just ult to bait out rez then ult and wipe them again.
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>>182756073
Name the hero you need help with and I'll do all that for you then.
T. Diamond/Master anon
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>>182756224
B is a universal constant. No one notices supports until they can't heal because they're dead.
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>>182756073

It depends on who you're playing, who you're fighting, the enemy team, your team, how many of your team is with you, and how many of the enemy team is with you. And also what map and where on that map.

Generally a good idea is to play custom games and just explore the maps so you know all the chokes, all the paths, all the vantage points and health packs. Everything else can actually just be learned through repeatedly playing the game in QP or something, like raw mechanical skill.
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>>182756445
>13 deaths
theres ur problem, stay alive and be alive when it counts
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>>182749262
I accept this new meme
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>Comp on Horizon
>Get some squeaker that just wants muh meta
>Plays like a Bronze but is somehow in Gold
>Since he's the only one on voice he starts telling everyone what to do
I hate these types
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>>182756345
>No one notices their teammates dying
Hello bronze
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>>182756345

I don't know what Bronzies you're playing with but when my team pushes you have 1 second to kill Mercy with a flank or a hard push before she flies to the nearest tank or behind a DPS and then everyone sees/hears you shooting and you start getting shot at. That guy is right, at high levels most people don't even bother, you just try to murder someone Mercy isn't healing and try to bait her because she's hard to kill. People who say Mercy is easy to kill are clearly Mercy mains.
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>>182756345
>Mercy's healthbar is literally on your HuD when she heals you
>Mercy has dedicated voicelines to moan that someone is attacking her and she needs help, unlike the other 3 healers
>The fact a Tracer has appeared in the centre of your team and is attacking the passive heaslut it isn't enough indication

Fuck off with this bait. You know you are wrong, so stop posting
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>>182756445
>Tfw in plat and these stats are about the same as my reaper.
I can't tell if you're really good or if that means I'm just really really bad
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>>182755953
doesnt help that they are also honestly boring to 90% of the playerbase who would rather play the shitload of dps heroes there are
also Symmetra and Sombra are way more fun to play as and are support
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>>182756445
Work on your K:D rather than your K.
A K:D of 3 is nice, but a K:D of 5 is nicerer. But it does seem unlucky you lost that one
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>>182756481
>trying to stay alive as a 1 man fucking army
I got a quint with my ult and no one but me was on the point. This is my living hell.
>>182756628
I've been told I'm better than my rank, but I think I'm probably gold at best. So you're probs shit.
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>>182756481
13 deaths is average up until about grandmaster where it dips to 7
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>>182756689
It's extremely common for me to get medals like that. I'm tired of shitty teams. But yeah, I guess I'll try to survive more.
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>>182755939
Not really, she loses a 1v1 to every hero in the game. Honestly I've noticed the opposite, too many mercies take their pistol out instead of healing/damage boosting for literally no reason.
>>182756073
Guides are shit and won't help you because the person making them doesn't know what you're doing wrong and any advice relating to positioning is so map/hero/team comp specific that you can't really make a guide on it. Best option would be recording your gameplay and having a high rank friend review it.
>>182756628
It's easier to kill bad players than good ones. They make more mistakes for you to punish and don't punish your mistakes as hard.
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>>182756689

>you should just be able to teamwipe the entire enemy team by yourself
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>>182756697
>You're probs shit
I know. I am. My only solace is that at least I'm almost diamond so I can pretend that I'm good on the blizzard forums
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>>182756538
>>182756578
>>182756579
The tunnel vision is real from bronze to diamond.
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>>182756824
Good luck mate, may the gods of RNGsus smile upon you. Also don't be me in S2 >>182748513
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>enemy team complains about the hero you're playing in all chat
God damn it feels so good
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>>182756252
Lucio. How to master his wall rides and become DSPStanky.
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>>182756969
>champ
STOP THIS, ITS "TOON"
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>>182756908
There's no way it's that bad. At masters if the mercy isn't screeching over mic that she's being killed then in game mercy shouts "help me!" And you can see her health bar going down. How the fuck does no one notice?
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>>182757084
>at masters
is that between bronze and diamond?
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>>182755904
>she's invicible because she's protected by her teammates
that applies to litteraly every single character of the game, not an argument
also
>gets btfo by logic
>call the guy you're arguing with a mercy main
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>>182756969
I remember how everybody called D.va useless when she was nerfed
Personally I think DM should be nerfed and she should be 300/300
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>>182757125
It's almost at diamond
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>>182757128
Other heroes can't cross half of the map every 2 seconds and don't have passive regen every second
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>>182756969
>team complains about a broken braindead hero
>you think it had anything to do with your play instead of just the game being shit
>dva/mercy mains lol
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>>182757128

Can Zenyatta teleport to anybody he threw his ball on?
Can Ana sprint to any teammate in her LoS?
Her defense is having a busted mobility option that lets her zip around for free on a negligible cooldown while regenerating her health if you aren't continuously shooting her and she gets 1 second of breathing room.

>>182757125

When I was in Gold and even Silver people could hear you shooting Mercy and start shooting at you. Or our Mercy would use one of her Mercy-only help voicelines and everyone would turn to look at what's going on unless they were engaged in a fight themselves.
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>mercy's weapon is better than lucio's weapon
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>>182756969
How to be a good D.va? I suck as her.
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>>182757296
other heroes have way to protect themselves, good damage and dont depend on their teamates for protection / mobility
Its almost like her weaknesses are balanced out by her strengths, that's basic game design
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>>182756824
>>182756867
>36:12 is a K:D of 3
>30:5 is a K:D of 6
Honestly, pass on the riskier Elims and you should improve.
I would rather have the 30:5 on my team as it not only means that they are present for more fights, but the enemies Ult economy of the enemy team won't be as strong.
Good practice is Mystery Heroes as you have to play quite reserved when you have a good hero and a good ult, because if you die, you ain't ever pulling it off.
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>>182757189
If her cannons would also be dramatically buffed, I might be okay with that.

Protecting useless teammates is already a chore, but after a DM nerf (and cannon buff) I could once again concentrate on erasing enemies.
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>>182756969
Ah, I love this feel.
>Play hanzo because I got bored and lost all confidence we were gonna win
>Miss 70% of my shots
>Occasionally I'll accidentally headshot the mercy or scatter her by accident even though I was aiming at mcree
>She starts whining in all chat about me 'focusing' her
>Die
>Ult from spawn
>Somehow kill 3 of them
I love plat.
I honestly don't even remember how we won. I think our mei froze them all right as the timer ran out before they could make it to point
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>>182757435
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>>182757430
>characters that aren't mercy have different abilities than her
wew lad
Can Mercy give an infinite range debuff that make their opponent take 30% more damage with no cooldown ?
Can mercy cancel any healing his opponent receive on an aoe ability that is extremely easy to aim ?
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>>182757556

>be a tank
>have the most powerful defensive ability in the entire game
>"waaaah waaaah how come i have to protect my teammates, i would rather just fly around shooting people"

D.Va mains are as bad as Mercy mains.
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>>182757296
Ana nade her, bam. She has no regen. Then just finish her off yourself. Problem solved
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>>182757556
>Wants to DPS
>As a tank
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>>182757435
>lucio can use his weapon and heal at the same time
>not mercy
mmmmmmh
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Junkrat mains need to be gassed.
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>>182757632
>Can Mercy give an infinite range debuff that make their opponent take 30% more damage with no cooldown ?
>Can mercy cancel any healing his opponent receive on an aoe ability that is extremely easy to aim ?

1) She can damage boost which is basically a slightly worse version of it.
2) No, but then again Mercy doesn't need to aim at all.
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>>182757656
dva mains are usually also mercy mains, i don't think i've ever seen someone whose most played hero was dva NOT have 2nd most played mercy
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Is it bad if I'm getting tons of elims as Widow, but the majority of my kills are body shots?

The above was a victory on Anubis attack and the bottom was a loss on Volskaya attack. I was getting key picks, but my team wasn't getting on the point.

I've only been playing Widow for a few hours, but my current stats are like 18 elims per QP match to 3 deaths.

I don't really plan on playing Widow in competitive, but I want to practice my aim. Average scoped accuracy is 51%. I think my critical accuracy is only like 10 - 11% or so.
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>>182757556
Her canons don't need to be buffed
I've yet too see a proposition about directly buffing hero damage which wasn't completely retarded
At least people don't ask to buff Winston weapon or make it ignore armor (which was march complain meta)
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>>182757726
see also: hog
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>>182757742
why
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>>182757692
>Ana nade
>She flew off
Wat do?
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ded gam
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>>182756481
>>182756628
>>182756689
I died less and we won. Hooray.
55% elim participation to boot.
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>>182757692
Why the fuck Mercy in the range of Ana grenade?
Also she can just fly away, wait till debuff wears off(she can still heal during it) and regen in a couple of seconds
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>>182757765
>mercy has to choose between damage boost and heal
>not mercy
mmmmmh
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>>182757846
Snipe her, nigger. You have a fucking scope
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>>182757742
t. assblasted winston main.
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>>182757568
This is basically how hanzo mains are born. Playing him is really fun since you can be complete ass, but sometimes you'll land a couple lucky headshots and a scatter and feel like an absolute god.
>>182757742
Played on low rank accounts a few times, why are there so many junkrat mains in bronze-gold? Literally every game I played in those ranks had multiple junkrat mains.
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>>182757919
Keep it up man
Reaper is so nice to play after buff, they should've done it a long time ago
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>>182757802
>Implying Roadhog could ever tank
>Implying Roadhog wasn't a fat DPS in the wrong category in the first place
That's like saying Symmetra should support
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>>182757656
>have the most powerful defensive ability in the entire game
I see you have reading comprehension problems, because I specifically said that IF IT WAS NERFED.

But stay retarded, my friend. I don't care.
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>>182757975
>mmmmmh

You sound like a faggot redditor, honestly.
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>>182758039
desu I was playing more aggressively. The enemy team was fucking useless. Still, I'll work on it.
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>>182758027
Because Junkrat players usually can't aim and in lower ranks people like to cosplay creeps from moba games (blindly running towards death in the straight line
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>>182758126
Not an argument
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>flank around and attack the enemy mercy
>ana pockets her
>can't kill ana because mercy keeps pocketing her
>this goes on for literally 30 seconds
>my team are somehow incapable of killing the remaining 4 even though BOTH THEIR HEALERS ARE DISTRACTED AND NOT HEALING THEM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE why won't they just kill them?
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>get a couple of good games with nice people who talk and cooperate
>then get paired with all kinds of mehmets and kid who dont speak English and dont use the voice chat, they all only play dps and refuse to switch and matches are fucking terrible
>enemies capture the koth point first in the first round, someone picks torb and starts afking
>lose a shit ton of sr
I really lost the motivation to play toxicwatch. This happens to me every time I play this piece of wet nigger shit game
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>Its a smurfing genji episode
>He still loses cause I focus him out of the fight every engagement
;)
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>1549sr
>loss
>win
>1548sr
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>>182757919
Good one man
>Match 1 K:D=3
>Match 2 K:D= 4.6, despite less elims
Much better, honestly good luck man, may RNGsus smile upon you now you reminded me that I didn't grab Pumpkin reaper at Halloween. Fuck.
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>>182758246
>mobile posting
>smiley face
all Im going to say is summer
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>>182758268
>1549sr
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>>182758268
if you cant carry your shelf out of (low) silver, you belong there
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>>182757439
I'm not amazing myself (currently sat at 2977 SR)

But the important things are
- Learning to manage to Defense Matrix, don't overuse it, take any chance you can to lower it (eg, if you get Zarya bubbled, unless of course you're using to specifically protect someone else)., but also don't underuse it. The more optimal your DM play, the better you are.
- Learn to track specific enemy ultimates. Zarya is the most important probably, but Tracer, Hanzo, Mei and Pharah you want to consider important to track too. Soldier, Bastion and McCree are also worth considering adding to that list but in both cases you can usually be fine just reacting to to the voice line. The better you are at having a sense of enemy ultimates, the more you can manage DM with that considered. Eating ultimates is MASSIVE and can win games.
- Boosters + Melee + Cannons is amazing for chase and burst damage. Anything about 50 HP or less is fucking dead if you give chase. You want to capitalize on squishy DPS running scared. Big note here is that Boosters do 25 damage if you hit someone while flying, and this damage ignores Genji Deflect.
- Self Destruct is more of a zoning tool than anything else, it's intended to get the enemy to run away from a point. Kills are more of a bonus than the intention (unless you're comboing with Sombra or Zarya ult). But it can be fantastic to throw it into a teamfight from somewhere unexpected as a distracted team is unlikely to respond in time.
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>>182758514
Not that guy, but my experience has been that its easy to climb through silver, but each season you get fucked and thrown back into bronze which is a nightmare to climb out of. I've found, quite consistently, that its easier to win in silver than in bronze.
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>>182758268
this is usually how my play sessions end
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>>182758348
>He plays video games on a PC
>He has no friends
>He checks where they post from (my comfy couch infront of my entertainment center)
>Virgin
;)
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I love playing mercy but she needs a different ult. There's just no way to balance an AoE resurrect followed by invulnerability without making her otherwise garbage.

If she loses her res for something much weaker, hide-and-seek instantly dies and she can stay a competent healer.
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>>182759105
They just need to make it harder to build up her ult.
Hey look, I fixed overwatch
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>>182758932
I tried to go as low as possible but got bored at 700sr. Then climbed out to gm. it's not difficult and solo carry is very realistic before plat
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>>182759208
you still have the boring as fuck hide-and-seek going on.
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>>182758268
>3638
>loss
>win
>3647
Mercy main btw.
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>>182747280
it's explained in the lore
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>>182759357
Favorite sissy hypno?
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>>182759262
Thats because you're leaps and bounds better. My career high is low gold. I can carry 5 low silver players, but when I've been sub 1000 its near fucking impossible at my skill level. I think part of the issue is that once you reach this extreme, the players at that level aren't actually of a similar skill set, it varies wildly between not very good to literal 7 year olds that just wander around the map.
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>>182759158
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>>182759481
Fuck you, I'm an alpha male mercy main. This meme needs to die.
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Do people really not wear headphones or just play wit sound off? People think I'm fucking psychic or wall hacking when I can hear this shit clear as day and prevent a team wipe
>reaper top left, probably has ult
>pharah to the side outside map trying to position
>road hog on other side of wall waiting to hook a healer

It's so easy to tell an ambush with how obnoxiously loud the foot steps are and how distinct they are.
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>>182747750
Must pick for pros*

Old post but I felt the need to respond. Him being a must pick for professionals doesnt matter because you and the rest of us are not professional
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>Numbani on attack
>People pick dive comp
>go to the upper choke anyway

WHAT THE
F
U
C
K

3200 rank btw
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>>182759605
Not sure I've heard of that one
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Junkrat needs an ability to charge his grenade launcher to launch grenades with greater speed and to longer distances
Main problems with grenade launcher it that they are shit on conceptual level
GL is shit in quake, only used for area denial . It is shit in TF2, where sticky launcher was main Demo weapon The very idea of grenade launcher is shit
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>>182759631
Thank you for confirming my observation that most players either don't have a screen or speakers/headphones. Or are cucumbers sitting at a keyboard.
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>>182759691
>anubis attack
>dive comb
>still got to the left
JUST JUMP ON THE POINT THEYRE ALL SET UP ON THE BRIDGE
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>>182759691
Did this earlier, worked fine.
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How is killstreak counted in your stats? Just checked mine and it said best was 60 which is absurd, checked all my heroes but the best I've ever had was 29 w/ Soldier. Does it count cross match?
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>>182759598
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3782584
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>>182759691
The people in diamond who insist on playing dive are retarded. No one actually focus fires or dives anyone, they just play dive heroes.
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>>182747789
>"Who is Mercy?"
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Junkrat is okay
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Do you guys play better or worsen when drunk or high?
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>>182759857
I want to fuck this bunny
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>>182759859
You mispelled the worst character in the game friendo
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>>182759764
The GL in TF2 was actually real good if you got used to how it operates and hit directly, but yes the stickybomb launcher definitely did shit on its potential.
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>>182759926
That's Bastion.
>37% winrate in GM
Not even Roadhog is that low.
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>>182759850
""dive comps""" in comp is just dva + winston
and since there's just 3 tanks that are viable right now, it's always a dive comp
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>>182759901
Too bad a spider got there first.
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>>182759631
>>182759786
Shit's fucking insane.
>people not being able to hear DEATH CUMS STOMP STOMP STOMP
>people not being able to hear the spurs that jingle jangle jingle
>people hot being able to hear Mercy's high heels behind a wall
how
why
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>>182759857
I bet he wants a real proper hero, which takes skill to play.
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>>182748694
BAK CAT CHU
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>>182759764
>TF2 GL
>Shit
Yeah mate, whatever you say
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>>182759849
i like the sfw one more
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Mercy was a mistake.
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>>182760293
poor pika
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>>182759208
These autists want her literally gutted/removed because they're too shit to deal with her or meme reasons they hear from twitch/youtube fags like "hurr her kit doesnt belong in this game" and memes about her SR gains

It's pathetic and it's why she wont get substantial nerfs.
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>>182760406
You mean Angela "we want women in esports" Ziegler wasn't a good idea?
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>>182759208
either that or rez with 66% health or maybe even 50
done
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>>182760598
t. Season 2 bronze, season 4 GM mercy main
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>decide to go one more round of Comp before the Splatfest
>"This'll probably be bad but whatever"
>SR is 2977
>queue
>Hanamura, Defending first round
>team communicates well, we lose first point pretty fast but hold second well, they took about one pip
>Attack round
>someone asks "How are we gonna attack?"
>Mei: "I'll ice wall and everyone go into the right building, except Monkey who will distract."
>everyone agrees
>it works and we decimate them with me (Lucio) booping a Soldier and Reinhardt off the back of A
>Mei: "Okay everyone go left flank, use ice wall to get over the gap. Zarya and Genji ult."
>we do it, it destroys most of them but one stalls enough for the rest to come back and kill ours
>our Mercy reses 3 and they clean up and we win easy
>SR is now exactly 3000
Holy shit that was beautiful
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>>182760656
>rez with 66% health or maybe even 50
so make mercy unplayable ?
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>>182760406
No way. But what about all those cucks, grills and other fags who associate themselves with a hero they play?
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>>182760612

E-sports is already stupid but women can't hack it at that level and then implementing a retard-tier character to crutch women into the game only makes the game more shit for everybody else.
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>>182760778
Nice ad hominem, but it's actually t. Master soldier/rein main every season.
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>>182760784
>that Reaper one
Delet this
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>>182760784
is tracer naked in the last panel?
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>>182760817
>it's bad to make a lowest effort hero not useful or unviable
Most players won't have problem with that, mercymain.
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OW is dead.
I get no enjoyment from it.

I can max play 1-2 games.
Good bye /owg/
I will come back when the OW League meltdown happens.
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>>182760598

I want her gutted because she is no-skill and it offends me. Her SR gains are also broken despite being no-skill so she elevates useless retards into my tier and onto my team, who can't play anything but their retard mode character.
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>>182760137
I silenced my game to hear my mates better.
Then again, I mostly play qp so there's that, but I'm pretty sure that I'm not the only one that does that.

Retardation is also a thing but that applies to every multiplayer video game ever
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>>182760138
XD
nioec MEME!!!!
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>>182761142
we don't care. fuck off.
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>>182760975
No
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>>182761141
>>182761178
This. It's fine that mercy exists in the game, so gurl gamers in gold can pocket their boyfriends or whatever and feel useful. But when a low-floor low-ceiling character like mercy is viable at the highest level, so much so that masters/GM have been flooded with players who can ONLY play her, there is definitely a problem.
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>>182761142
>"I am stuck in Silver and Im mad."
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>>182761363
4000
>>182761260
killl urself nigger
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>>182761142
I'll be sure to get back to you when Jeff finally snaps and all the shitter heroes are nerfed into the dirt and all toxic players are instareported and banned. See you at the other end of time .
By the power of the eternal Brendan Fraser, good luck mate.
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>>182761178
>No-skill

Untrue but I understand the type of player you are so no further discussion needed. You guys have a hateboner for Mercy because she frustrates you, I get it, but it comes back to (You) not being able to play her counters (Genji, Tracer, Winston) and force her to waste her ult. Aside from her rez charging too fast (could do with another 20-25% nerf) she's fine, you guys just dont have the skills to render her ineffective
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>quit playing ow for a week because too much throwers, trolls, shitters and toxic cunts
>try to play some comp games after a week
>first game nobody in the voice chat and everyone picks dps
>second game someone starts throwing after we lose the first point of koth
>third game some two frenchmen speak putain together in the voice chat and nobody else understands that
It's not fun losing all games because nobody is trying to win and nobody cares about cares about anything. Comp has became toxic qp
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>>182761409
>"I-if I lie about my SR, t-then no one will b-blame me!!!"
Go back to Paladins, we dont want you.
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>>182761482
>Implying any of those are actual hard counters, bar a lucky Tracer when the Mercy has no Pharah to stay with
The Hog was her biggest counter and you know it.
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toxic is a code word for 'i'm a little bitch' desu
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>Pick ana
>cant do shit because defense matrix eats all of my healing with an aoe the size of a point

I really don't understand how anyone can defend this character. Defense matrix is utterly broken and completely removes all but 3 characters, where only characters like genji and tracer can do anything by teleporting/sperging around.
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>>182761482

I'm actually a Winston "main" so I deal with Mercy just fine, it doesn't change the fact that she takes no skill to play and her SR gains are busted. Your whole style of argument is complete garbage, literally just "you just can't deal with Mercy" when in reality most people can deal with Mercy. The real issues, which I'm not even going to bother bringing up because they have been brought up so much but retards like you ignore them to just go "u jus bad", have nothing to do with being unable to kill Mercy.

And Mercy doesn't take skill to play at all, things are not "untrue" just because you say so.
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>>182761783
don't be toxic anon
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>>182761602
?
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>>182761837
t. little bitch
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>>182761837
s-sorry
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>>182761862
>season high.
what's your current sr anon?
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>>182761793

I don't think it's broken, but they could make it a bit more intuitive. Maybe make it so that when it's at 50% it turns red so the enemy team can keep track of it.
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>>182761862
Anyone can crop someone else's SR from a YouTube video, anon desu.
The fact that you still feel a need to justify it and go through the effort of stealing is pretty sad. :^)
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>>182760598
>she wont get substantial nerfs
Pray for it, Jeff said recently that she is on their radar for nerfs.
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>>182761141
Every character in the game is low effort
this is casualwatch we're talking about
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>>182761973
>>182761903
simply eric
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>>182761482
It is true, literally anyone can play Mercy in her current state and get to GM or Masters at the very least. She's braindead fucking easy, requires NO mechanical skill to play, and is extremely forgiving positionally/strategically, especially compared to the other healers.

If she was as stupidly easy to counter as you say, there wouldn't be tons of fucking trash players in the highest ranks who can ONLY play her. Also all the shit that counters Mercy, also counters Ana/Zen. You need one of them and surviving your counters as Mercy is way fucking easier than it is as Ana/Zen.
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>Res now has a shorter charge time but has a cap of being a 2 man resurrect at best

would this help mercy or not?

Resurrect could be a bit more tactical than hide in a corner until you see 4/5 appear on screen.
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>>182762085

Yeah and Mercy is the lowest effort, by a huge margin.
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>>182761670
Actually no, Winston, Tracer and Genji are indeed her best counters. Hog did a decent job but couldn't consistently harass. Maybe because you are trash and play with trash you can't see it in action. As for me I see the above classes shut her down quite often, particularly good Genjis. As soon as the teamfight starts a good one is in the backline whittling her down to force rez/kill her outright. He will then head to the enemy spawn to make sure she doesn't come back.

I know this is some complex next level strategery but believe me, there are people better than you who don't struggle dealing with Mercy and can only laugh at your impotence
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>>182762140
>tactical visor ends once you kill 2 people
would this help s76 or not ?
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>>182762107
Huh, you called?
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>>182762140

She can already charge res in 40 seconds, how much shorter could it get? You would literally have eternal teamfights because Mercy could res 2 people every 30 seconds or some bullshit and then farm res off them and it would just go on fucking forever unless some player is godlike and gets 3 kills in 10 seconds or everyone wombo combos ults.
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>>182762282
comparing resurrect and visor?
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>>182761801
You do sound like a bad Winston though. All the Mercy 1trick memes are bullshit and you know it as well, you insincere fucks act like every high rated match is fucking 5 Mercy 1tricks on every team every game just because you want something more to complain about because you PERSONALLY don't like the character's design. Opinions.
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>>182762085
>lowest effort hero
Read da post nigga.
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>>182760784
>know pharmercy will never be canon
>can't help but be charmed by all its content
TWO LOVERS FLYING TOGETHER
IT'S JUST SO DISNEY, MAN
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>>182762437
would have been a better roast if it was in the global chat
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>>182762319
then just cap her resurrect to 2 people.
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>>182762472
>All the Mercy 1trick memes are bullshit and you know it as well

No, they are most certainly not a meme.
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> Comp is the only fun mode for me but my friends is 490 points below me so if I want to keep playing with him we can only play together
> Arcade is just a fucking chore because of the box system where you just start to hope the coin flips head 9 times in a row to get it over with as nothing else matters in that mode
> Quick Play is just the same Hanzo/Widow/Genji game every single game

How do you fix Overwatch?
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>>182762530
Something seems to be wrong.
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>>182762140
>Res
That no walls restriction crap should be fixed first.
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>>182762472

Post your profile, since all you have done is call other people shit.
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Please stop dying. Just please stop dying. All you have to do is wait til I initiate. Just don't die. Play safely.
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>>182762472
>>182762235
>>182761482

You have literally not made a single argument in this whole thread. All you can say is "well, you're just shit at the game." Other people are arguing about things like Mercy having broken SR gains or a low skill floor that have nothing to do with them being bad at the game, and all you can do is mindlessly go "you're bad" over and over again. You're like a legitimate retard.
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>>182762472
>All the Mercy 1trick memes are bullshit and you know it as well
Oh girl(male) you wanna believe, huh?
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>>182762675
>>182762861
>>182762861
Sounds like you're just jealous of how much I improved.
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>>182762472
t. Mercy Main who managed to climb from silver to Master because they were carried by her teammates players and she pressed Q every time she saw x5 appear on her screen regardless if her team was instantly wiped afterwards
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>>182761921
ok, so it never turns red until it needs to eat an ultimate

doesn't really fix anything

What's more even when it's empty you can still wait 1 second and eat clips
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>>182758514
>tfw zoomed the fuck out of bronze and am almost plat doing only solo Q
feels great knowing i havent reached my ELO hell yet
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>>182762235
hog and his team is countered by tracer becayse she gets 5 ults / min by shooting him
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>>182762876
>81-88 KEK
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>>182748076
You actually think the site that said that Overwatch would flop represents any significant market size?
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>>182762541
Multiple of them being in every single high rated match (cant speak for GM but can for diamond/masters) is a meme. I see the constant shitposts about it but I've seen it one singular time where there was multiple Mercy 1tricks on a team in 100+ hours this season.

Again, it's just one of those easy stories that people post because they want to fit in. Not saying there's not a lot of Mercy 1tricks but the constant "hurr all these mercy mains that cant play shit on every team its ruining the game" anecdotes are highly suspect considering the opinion of Mercy here
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>>182762876
>negative win rate
Like poetry.
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>>182763134
Well considering how reddit is only pulling 100k views on the top 1 voted item there. I'd say less and less are tuning in nowadays.

Dota and csgo hit 200k on top voted items.
Really makes you think
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>>182763271
No, it doesn't make me think at all, obviously there's less people now than at launch.
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>>182762235
>Harassing an enemy instead of outright killing them
>The is counterring
A Lucio can harass a backline, that in no way means he is the counter as he lacks the burst to deal with 200hp effectively.
Simply put, if a Tracer doesn't get the full-clip burst on a Mercy, the Mercy is gonna live to see another day.
If the Genji can't land his dash combo, she is gonna live to see another day
Ticklechimp isn't even a factor as he will never be able to solo a backline Mercy no matter how hard he tickles. Ticklechimp is for initiating a teamfight on the front line, not flanking for the Mercy. If you think that he should be soloing the backline instead of putting pressure on the 3 heroes in the enemy frontline, then I seriously doubt your claim that you are better than me.
Hog was the only reliable way to delete the 200hp hero without her retreating an regaining all her health back in 5 seconds. The nerf was justified, however simply leaving a giant gaping fucking hole in the pool of heroes of 'Heroes that can reliably delete heroes at mid-range) was a horrible decision from Blizzard, making the rise of the healslut an inevitability, especially with all her recent buffs and the lack of Pharmercy counters bar Hog.
I think the Hog was much alike Gaddafi. He didn't really need to change because he was relatively OK as he was, and the multitude of problems that were brought when he was gone far outweighed the benefits of getting rid of him.
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>>182748076
says here there are at least 80 unique posters in this thread.

469/80 = 5.6

5.6 is the samefag rate for this general.
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>>182762818
You are bad though, complaining about the most predictable character in the game that has no self defense other than hiding. Learn a flanker or Winston my dude and get better teammates. Don't know what else to say
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>>182763417
>that has no self defense other than hiding

You're a fucking retard.
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>>182762876
>81:88
>Still rises
>This is OK
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>>182763357
>4 hours ago
STUPID
>>182763341
CSGO doesnt have 30 million copies sold though.
It's at 25 mil over half a decade. And then you have of course it hovering at 300k players.
So go figure
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>>182763553
No, it's just CS:GO has the market.
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Why is this lesbian fuck so goddamn difficult to play.
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>>182763553
>keeping track of time
look at the normie over here
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>>182763009
>>182763265
>>182763515
It's not my fault, I'm performing better than mercies at my rank, I just get stuck with bad teammates :(

Haven't played on this account in like a week other than a game or two to prevent decay since mercy is so fucking boring.

Gonna grind out some games again starting today to try to hit GM on it. Any suggestions for movies to watch on my second monitor?

No sissy hypno
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>>182763596
Shoot people in the back, be annoying. Slay their supports, finish off low targets, and tell your team when the whole enemy team is looking at you.
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>>182763342
You need to re-read my post I think because it didn't quite resonate.

>harass until she ults or outright kill her and then head towards their spawn to ensure no rez after the teamfight

Again I know this is complex stuff for golds and plats but it's really not hard at all. Mercy's a minor nuisance if you have any game-sense and can play a flanker. But you guys can't
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>>182763648
>Any suggestions for movies to watch on my second monitor?

the deep slut puppy oeuvre
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>>182763648
>It's not my fault, I'm performing better than mercies at my rank, I just get stuck with bad teammates :(
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Summer games description in PTR:

"The Summer Games return for more fun in the sun! Your favorites from last year are back alongside 40+ new items!
Back to the beach"

There is 46 new items in total.
There is only one new player icon.

Characters receiving 4 items:
Doomfist
Sombra
Orisa

Characters receiving 3 items:
Ana

Characters receiving 2 items:
Reaper, Mercy, Hanzo, Widowmaker, McCree, Junkrat, Zarya, Soldier, Lucio

All characters not listed above only get 1 item.

Pic related is the icon for the event in the PTR

Song for the Summer Games 2017 in the PTR:
https://aku-no-homu.tumblr.com/post/162143068749/

Discuss
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>>182763648
watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPO-wOlpN9I
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>>182763648
Have your last (you), mercyfag.
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>>182762575
Introduce unranked mode and clans.
>>
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>>182764114
Mai wife.
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>>182763648
I never said it was you, I just pointed out that if the SR shouldn't let anyone with a negative W/L rise as fast as you are.
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>>182763836
>junkrat getting forgotten yet again
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>60% winrate with D.Va in QP, with over 500 games played
>70% winrate with D.Va in Comp this season
>mfw

>>182763836
>Back to the beach
BIKINI HYPE

Hype for the new Sombra items. Only one new for D.Va is a shame but oh well.
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>>182762575
at least ranked is fun
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>>182763593
Not really.
Think about it.
Blizzard says there are 30 million copies sold.
So in just two months they sold 5 mil copies even though launch was almost a year ago back then.
That would mean 50k copies sold each day.

Then there are no online numbers anywhere published compared to CSGO or DotA 2 where you can track player count.

No one can verify Blizzard's sales numbers.

OW League happens and it turns out Bobby Kotick has been pitching the league to his friends for a 20 mil dollar buyin.

When Kraft was asked why he invested he was told two things by Bobby Kotick:
1. They have 30 million PLAYERS (?????????)
2. He invested 500 million into OW E-Sports structure (Blizzard only made 1.1bn net profit why would they waste 500 million. Their revenue data shows no such expense)

OW Cup or any other tourney will only pull measly 35,000 viewers.


Where's those 30 million players?
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>>182763836
Speedohardt pls ;_;
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>>182764196
>When he has had more event skins than Orisa and Sombra and the same as Hanzo, Widow, Symm, Reaper, S76 and Toblerone
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>>182764395
>Where's those 30 million players?
As I said, a lot of them left.
You need things like CS:GO's skin market to keep people playing, otherwise the game starts losing it's base exponentially.
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>>182763836
>Song for the Summer Games 2017 in the PTR:
I swear that's just the theme of Back to the Future. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPphWCr4ba8
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>>182764465

I know a couple people who left simply due to the Sombra ARG.
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>>182764453
>muh skins
>theyre all shit besides toasted which isnt even legendary
>completely forgotten about the last THREE events
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>>182764395
>OW Cup or any other tourney will only pull measly 35,000 viewers.

Good news, the eSport cancer has to fucking die already.
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>>182763836
Sounds wrong. For OG summer games, eachhero only had 1 voice line and 1 spray. Are you honestly telling me that (((Blizzard))) wouldn't capitalise on such a cheap opportunity to artificially increase the unlocks for each hero by more than 1?
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>>182764465
Youre not wrong about that.
OW League will have a fantasy league to encourage interest but wont make any sense as Kaplan said they still havent figured out how to show stats.

How are you supposed to have a fantasy league if you don't know how your players perform?
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>>182764453
>more skins than orisa
Well yeah she's brand new.
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>>182763836
>Tracer only gets a single item
>yfw it's another legendary skin
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>>182764395
Uprising is when the game peaked with 30 million players. It is still the most successful and talked about event the game has ever had.

And it was due to being lore related. It was due to having lore related skins. Even Jeff will tell you, the most user requested feature is not games changes it's more lore.

However, Jeff thinks lore needs to come out at a snail's pace. People lose interest.
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>>182763836
>>182764694
People honestly believe Summer Games aka Olympic games mean bikinis for some reason
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>>182764694
>tracers going to get more skins than we have heroes in the roster
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>>182764808
>Back to the beach
Is literally in the description.
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>>182764808
Genuinely, I don't expect bikini skins because it feels like it wouldn't match the tone of the game so far, which has mostly avoided titillating skins (the fact Talon Widow is one of the most showy skins in the game is telling).

But I'd love them to prove me wrong. Sign me the fuck up for a Bikini Sombra and Bikini D.Va
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>>182764636
They are adding all the previous summer games items to the loot box. So yes they are. With previously released items. It's why there is only one new player icon. They are going to reuse all the ones from last year over again.
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>>182764761
Dude Jeff should not be handling lore.
That Doomfist video introduction with "So this talon group. They have leaders. They dont agree with each other. Doomfist believes that humanity..."
I could just feel the disinterest in his voice. They know the lore is shit and can't be bothered anymore.

He's either A) Thinking about WoW quests B) Being angry that he designed so many quests for Titan about ayyliens but amounted to nothing.
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>>182764546
>Trashmouse gets a CNY skin

>Uprising
>Anniv

>be Present day
>Last 3 events
>?????

Using that argument, Reaper has had it longer and is the same current position as Trashmouse. Stop whinging about muh skins mate and if you don't like Hayseed there is something honestly wrong with you
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>Defense matrix

NERF THIS SHIT

REMVOE IT

ITS FUCKING CANCER
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>>182765116
dude just play around it :^)
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>>182765116
>Defense Matrix
>Mercy revive

It's only those two abilities I keep seeing in my games that make me quit out of boredom

>Oh I spent all this time fighting and now it was for nothing
Why even play at this point?
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>>182765074
Hayseed is shit and literally only shitters use that skin, just because rat is being ignored doesnt take away from other chars being similarly ignored.

>one skin over last three events

ignored
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>>182765005
I know, but still you would think they would add to it so each event has 2 skins and 2 hero specific sprays. Especially when it is so (((cheap))) to do so
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>>182765028
Whenever Jeff talks about the lore he fucks up. He said that Mercy lives forever and Tracer doesn't age. Somehow people thought he said Reaper was on the Talon council.
I really don't get it. Why do these videos answering lore questions if you can't keep it straight yourself.
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>>182765116
just pick roadh- oh right
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>>182765116
>rein shield does the same stuff with no cooldown and recharges faster
>nobody complains about it because hes bugged
cant wait for next patch when you faggot will forget about dva once she stops being played again
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>522 replies now 523
>ctrl+F "mercy"
>158 matches now 159
Keep up the good fight boys.
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post it
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someone post the torb potg webm
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@182765218
>Reaper
>One skin over the last 4 events
>This is somehow better than one skin over the last 3 events
I know this is bait, so imma stop giving (You)'s
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>>182765264
>rein shield in the same league as defense matrix
Damn old man, the alzheimers must be really getting to you
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>>182765227
From what I understand both Jeff and Chu brainstorm ideas and both are untalented hacks which leads to these weird statements as they cannot agree on anything.

The Mercy thing is guaranteed a stupid idea one of them came up with because the character model looks too young for its assumed age (37)
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>keep getting people who dont want to play healer
did all the support players rank up too top 500 or something
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>>182765116
I wonder if the salt will get even stronger when the ult eating voice lines hit live.
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Why is Widow considered bad?
She seems to be rather useful as long as she actually plays with her team.
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>>182765440
>same as DM but it blocks zarya and mei laser
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>>182765571
Low dmg and the scope thingy
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>>182764149
mei waifu?
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>every CTF i play ends in a draw
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@182765350
}thinking im arguing about who is more forgotten reaper or junkrat
}literally just upset junkrat is forgotten about again

why are reaper players such bitches OH WAIT
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>>182765459
Untalented or not, Chu wants more lore updates and Jeff wants to bottleneck updates.
And from that alone, I know what side I'm on. Doesn't stop the fact that competing with each other over this is just bad for the game overall.
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>>182765543
I unironically hope you die. As in, get hit by a car, slip in the shower, get bit by a snake.

Anything like that.
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>>182765783
CTF is a lost cause of turtling to the max, don't do it for your own sanity.
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>>182765814
100 bux we will have Ayylmaos because of Jeff's autism. This is why he's still in charge. He wants the Titan lore merged into Overwatch.

Overwatch's real name is Prometheus as well.
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>>182765310
This?
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>>182765571

Because her only utility outside of the ult, which is good, is killing people. But unless you are killing people often and consistently you're not helping your team and not charging ult. The way I see it is, if you are not getting a pick every minute with Widow you're not contributing, and you need to be able to get 1 kill every teamfight too because otherwise your team is going 5v6.

On top of that, she is countered hard by any kind of barrier or shield, which OW is filled with, and she also gets countered by a lot of characters who are all common. Winston, D.Va, Genji, Tracer, and even to an extent Soldier, Sombra, and Junkrat(if they know what they're doing).

And then on top of that, movement in OW is really fucking strong. There's no inertia and characters with small hitboxes can strafe endlessly while crouchspamming and changing their speed like Lucio and it makes it fucking hard to land those headshots.

tl;dr you need to be really good with Widow in a game where the game's mechanics work against her in order to be a credit to the team, otherwise you're just forcing your team to fight a permanent 5v6.

If Widow were in another FPS she would probably be broken, it's just that her design is not for OW.
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>>182761591
>third game some two frenchmen speak putain together in the voice chat and nobody else understands that

>playing on EU servers
I found your problem.
If you can speak English with little accent and your ping on NA is around 100ms or less, you really should play on NA instead of EU.
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Did they update the game so everyone was closer together during the victory pose screen?
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>>182765459

Writing degree is fucking meaningless and Jeff saying "I have more school than you" is such a fucking millennial nu-male cuck thing to pull. I didn't think my respect for Jeff could drop lower but here it goes.
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>>182765848
You want me to post D.Va some more?
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>>182766171
Is the average player better on NA ?
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>>182763836
the summer games song sounds like the fucking original superman theme
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>bump zarya out of map
>45 seconds later he sologravs me
>bump him out of the map from the same spot
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>>182765885
I just want to win one for the crate
This is a nightmare
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>>182766196
Only B.Va or Junebug
Hard mode:Sfm or ingame
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>>182766424

The thing about CTF is that if you get 1 flag and then turtle hard there's a 50% chance half the enemy team will leave and if you get 2 flags somehow it goes up to 90%. Stack with friends or try to convince your team to go full dive comp, steal the flag, then go half dive comp harassing the enemy and turtling and there's a good chance half of them will just leave if they can't get a flag in the next three minutes.
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>symmetra widow genji instant pick

blizzard needs to add something called, I'm sorry, you are in the wrong queue, and then puts them into quick play and requeues the rest of the players
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>>182766969
Will never happen faggot
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>>182766438
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>>182765571
Venom mine is bad like trap ability in general.

Her grappling hook when compared to Hanzo's wall climb, it's better positioning ability but Wall climb's no cooldown.

Her wallhack has map-wided callout, Hanzo's wallhack is very silence and be available more.

Her scoped shot is her only redeeming ability and it was so damn good Blizzard nerf her quickscoping. Now against Dive she's only good against Pharmacy . While McCree's a bit less good hitscan DPS but Flashbang's one of the best flanker counter in game.
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>>182749908
healers are rebelling and playing other roles in the shitter tiers because the rest of the team can't protect them from the constant Winston+Genji/tracer dives, so the game is hell for them
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>>182759158
Why is she making such a weird pose?
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reminder to not overextend for the sweet love of jebus
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>>182767307
No
*runs straight forward*
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>>182767254
Because: https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3782579
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>>182766969
Guess we should just hope they add in a draft mode so we can see the same stale shit every game and have little to no variance.

Unlucky if you want to play something other than the boring meta shit every game.

I love your idea anon!
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>>182765885
I feel like CTF would have its draw problem fixed simply by making it so that if a draw occurs, the team with the most objective time wins
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>>182767438
nice, acting like that isn't already the case. Just now I have the opporutinity to have these picks and automatically lose because of them.
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>>182765116
>BAW, I CAN'T GET FREE TEAM WIPE EVERY TIME I PRESS Q
Get fucked, DPS shitter.
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>>182767758
>hard counters ana and stops all healing

invalidated.

see? you are inferior.
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>>182767583
So you like dive?

Oh boy.

Sorry my bad, didnt realise you were retarded. Im sorry.
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>>182748694
>Main tank buster is the only one who can escape tank ult
Jesus fuck blizzard.
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>>182767858
>other player used ability and countered me
OMG blizzard, nerf pls!
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>>182767104
Genuinely suprised you have some saved.
There is a criminal lack of B.Va/Junebug SFM especially when you realise she has a stinger positioned even more suggestively than Devil/Imp Mercys' tail

Got any more B.Va/Junebug sfm/ingame?
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>>182768038
>counters all players and all characters but 3

see? you are inferior.
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>lost 100 SR because I forgot it's weekend
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>>182759959
E... excuse me?
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>>182768140
And mei ice wall counters every single ability in the game
your point being ?
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>>182768140
>counters all players and all characters but 3
Are you talking about sleepdart or biotic grenade?
Ana babs just can't handle being outplayed for once.
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>tmw paladins official tournament is veiwbotting right now and can barely get more views than OW
>tmw 2nd largest paladins stream is 500 viewers

fucking lul
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>>182768264
You cannot heal anyone if defense matrix is up. Your gun is stopped.

Is this low effort retardation supposed to be trolling? it only makes you even more stupid if thats the case.
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>be shitty plat player
>no one wants to play healer
>we aren't going to win without one so I lock in Ana
>"Mercy pls"
>"Yeah ana is bad play mercy"
>go mercy to appease them
>this happens many games so the majority of my playtime is on mercy
>feel like playing DPS, lock in Tracer
>"you're a mercy main you can't play dps"
>"I have a 60% winrate on tracer"
>whole team complaining
>swap to mercy
>playing so much mercy I start to improve as her
>climb up the ranks each season
>hit masters this season
>"Wow, another boosted mercy main"
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>>182767858
>Ana nerfed
>Harder to kill Pharmacy
>Absolutly destroyed by D.va+Winston combo

Ana's at shitty this season, I feel pretty bad about this man.

I hope they give us more actually good and interesting heroes like Ana, Sombra and Doomfist. No more some shit like Orisa.
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>>182748694
>"No hack for you!"

Even Blizzard acknowledges that Soldier 76's ultimate is an official aimbot hack. Yet they ban people who use their own aimbot hacks. Quite hypocritical of them.
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>>182766061
What if scope charge is removed, headshots are always one hit kills but her body shots deals constant 50?
Grappling Hook also reduced to 8s.
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>>182768385
that's what you get for being a spineless beta
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>>182768424
>defense matrix is up
>no one on your team can harm the enemy team
>ana cannot heal your team

it's a cancerous, shit ability that needs to be remade.
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>>182768385
i mostly play zen and ana and when people yap about muh mercy i just ignore it
people seem to think that every win is reliant on fat rezzes
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>>182768381
It's almost like defence matrix last only 4 seconds max and needs 10 seconds to fully recharge and can be breached from 3 sides during it's uptime.
And you can't heal through Winston, Rein and Orisa barriers, are they broken as well because they counter your precious granny?
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>>182768619
Wrong. Not interested in your stupidity. You can infinite 1s spam matrix if you are good.

You cannot shoot in any way. You know what.

>Blanket barrier
Rein now wraps the enemy team in blankets, only 3 characters can deal damage.

>Bubble boy
winston wraps the enemy team in bubbles, only 3 characters can deal damage

>Orisa
makes the enemy team africa, only 3 characters can deal damage

there, fixed.

I sincerely hope you die.
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>>182768128
The stinger is a nice detail.
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>>182768828
Stay mad, Ana shitter.
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>>182768385
>Beta who won't say no finds a hero just fit for them
>Poetry
If they wanna complain about the fucking healer, they can go healer. If not-they can fuck off. That was your first mistake Sir Cuckhold
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>A paladins tournament is getting 30k viewers
Overwatch is getting btfo
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>>182768385
>be brainlet
>let other brainlets tell you what to do
>HURR WHY DO PEOPLE THINK IM A DUMB MERCY MAIN
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HOW TO MAKE ORISA VIABLE:

- HALT deals 20 damage for every character bought together greater than one. (does nothing to pulling 1 character, but does 120 damage if all 6 ram into eachother)

- Supercharger heals all those connected 10HP/s
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>>182768034
You'd think if Reaper used Wraith Form in that he'd still be invulnerable but still stuck like a few of the other characters
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>>182768885
>thinks I'm an ana main

sorry, fuckidiot prime, I invalidated your 76 argument. of course, you can say I main any character and DVA stops them from doing anything.

looks like I win, and you will forever make stupid, bitchy posts.
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>>182768974
Only one bitching here is you, I don't bitch about things that counter me in the game.
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>>182768424
>No more some shit like Orisa

Sorry you suck at her and keep dying to her. I find her quite fun.
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>>182768892
Wtf i hate overwatch now, i am now a #pallyplayer
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>>182768874
Don't lie, anyone would want to be stung by her
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>>182768828
you didn't actually respond to their arguments about rein, winston and orisa

they fuck you just as much as dva if your ana isn't protected
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>>182769086
If she stung me with that would she die
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>defense matrix has been the same forever
>for months people said D.Va was alright, if not underpowered
>suddenly Rein and Hog are out of the meta
>D.Va sees more play
>OMG THIS HERO IS SOOOOO OP
Really makes you think
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>>182769229
Just sick of Winston really, this kong really its annoying if you have someone helping you with heals or something.
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>>182768957
I think Sombrero should be able to TP out, but only if she has already thrown it out.

>>182768874
Now you think about it, thats really kinda lewd for a PG12. Any more?
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>>182769229
People will cry at whatever character is popular
There's like 3 tanks that aren't complete trash right now and every comp has 2 tanks, so winston and dva are supposed to be """op"""" because they're picked often
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>>182768469
Her fully charged headshot are always kill non-tank without Torb armor or Symm shield.

Bodyshot damage reduce being bad idea, even some pro snipers can't headshots all the time. Sometime bodyshot are also prefered as finisher.

Cooldown reduction might help, someone with good sling shot snipe might found it strong.

But I doubt Blizzard will buff her because Hog which based around getting pick like her just got nerf to the ground.
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>>182769365
is troo
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>>182769310
If she hasn't thrown it out it should get sucked back in if she tries to throw it

Also everyone's bullets should deflect back into themselves
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>>182769109
No, they don't, and I did.

Matrix is projected outward and is as large as a point. Guess what.

If someone is behind a barrier = no heal, ok?

If matrix is up = no healing for anyone no matter where they are. unless DVA is just aiming it off a cliff.

So matrix goes OUTWARD and stops you from shooting into it, out of it, or anything

>>182769229
>DVA gets made into an overpowered piece of shit
>they nerf her justly
>keep buffing matrix
>people complain
>WOW NO ONE SAID ANYTHING BECAUSE I IGNORED THEM LE SO GUD ME SO SMART INTELLIGO ME SHOULD BE KING OF PEOPLE
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>>182769062
>Dying to Orisa

I know how to strafing man.
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>>182769473
>being this fucking buttblasted because a hero has 1 ability that you need to play around
Looks like it's time to git gud
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>>182769473
Matrix only got 2 (two) buffs since closed beta (once of them being minor) and was nerfed once.
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>>182769473
>No, they don't, and I did.
no you just whined "WHAT IF THEY WERE EXAGERATED VERSIONS OF DM" which was juvenile

dva has matrix out, she leaves herself open to getting hit from every other direction by everyone else, and head on by a few other people too
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>>182769192
Queens Bees don't use their stingers and Junebugs can use their as much as they want for reproductive purposes

Even if it did take it out of her to sting you, are you telling me you wouldn't want to nurse a poor defenceless bee back to health? Especially now you have her double edged stinger as a Trophy Mount or for private use
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>>182769473
Whoa its almost like this game has counters and is a game based around counterpicking rather than maining a single hero like a retard.
If only there was some way to switch heroes midgame
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so many d.va mains in this general lmao
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>kill D.Vas mech
>she can no longer use matrix
WOOOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT
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>>182769086
Of course
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>>182769902
>Just realised Mei's Beekeeper skin is because she counters B.Va
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>>182769872
>are you telling me you wouldn't want to nurse a poor defenceless bee back to health
I'd go full Misery and lock her in my basement
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If your ult gets eaten by dvas DM you're shti at the game
>uuuhr Im gonna launch my graviton surge right in front of that dva that didn't use her DM in the last 10 sec what could go wrong
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>>182769902
If we ever get clan support, all of us mains have to fight who gets to play her. :(
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>>182769776
>exaggerated

mirrors. just alike.

sorry you are a coward

>>182769724
factually incorrect. a simple google search on dva balance brings it up.

>>182769882
There is no counter to defense matrix aside from sombra who turns off the hero abilities. If a character needs to have their abilities turned off as a counter, then that abilitty is overpowered

Zarya, winston, mei and symmetra do not get countered by matrix, and they do not counter matrix or dva, at all. See, if the enemy team is full of bad guys with people who kill and your team is filled with good guys who can also kill, but dva says only bad guys can shoot, but you have a laser, so you can tickle dva, but your team is dead, because dva said only bad guys can shoot.

>>182769716
>character with one of the lowest skill floors
>has the ability to simple shart out garbage and stop anyone from doing anything, before they can even miss
>super mobile, 1s cd, doesn't slow turn or movement speed, instant deployment crutches
>hahaha me so gud me no relaod and can die twice
>NERF DIS HEHEEH I shoot my ultimate as I die and I kill people through doodads because of unreliable telemetrrey me so guuuuuuud
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>>182768452
One is a part of the game and the other is just cheating, you child.
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stay on point guys
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>>182770050
>>182770157
>When you find out Junebugs/ Doodlebugs are colloquially known as Cockchafers
Got any of the B.Va/Cockchafer sfm stuff?
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>>182770334
>mirrors. just alike.
wrong
it's just deflection
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>>182770303
>Perky
>Groin armour with INbuilt functions
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>>182770334
>factually incorrect. a simple google search on dva balance brings it up
why the fuck are you lying,the last DM buff was its rework
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>>182769902
According to Jeff, D.Va is the 3rd most played hero overall.


People love Korean girls.
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Random stories thread?
>on qp
>some Level 2 faggot with the word BR on his username instalocks Lucio
>every time I die, I look through his cam
>motherfucker is just doing wallruns on spawn for almost the entire game
>at one point he decides to leave and go to the point when everyone is dead
>tries to go 1v4
>didn't even switch to healing mode
>probably wasn't even aware Lucio can heal
Another one
>playing Mercy (I don't normally use her but I wanted to see how she played)
>Brazilian instalocks Hanzo
>starts spamming stop the payload, even when we are already on the payload
>he never actually gets close to the payload though
>tell him to shut the fuck up and stop the payload himself instead of trying to get PotG
>starts spamming "report Mercy"
>he also spams "I need healing" every time a stray bullet tickles him and loses 3 HP
>notices I'm not healing him
>keeps spamming report Mercy
>tell him to fuck off and that I'm not healing him for the rest of the match
>let him die over and over again
>wait until he respawns to use my ult
We lost but it felt so good to fuck that nigger over.
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>>182769902
can't wait for 40% to reply to your post anon.
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>>182770830
Overwatch "bug fixes" are buffs or nerfs with the way they leave them until they are dissatified with they way they are.

>remove defense matrixs only counter, point blank range
>remove the stops hitscan from out of line of sight


>>182770595
>if all barriers worked like defense matrix, you would just be deflecting!!

the point is to make you SEE the stupidity of the ability.

If reinahrdt wasn't slowed, no 3rd person, and when he used his barrier, he wraps anyone he sees in his aoe in a barrier. Same rules as matrix.

It'd be a cancerous game. because matrix is fucking infuriating.

I need to start recording my games so I can show you a tedium of evidence, my last game

>3300~ mid diamond
>playing McCree, KOTH, Nepal
>completely stomp the enemy team for 2 rounds
>their rein changes to DVA
>DVA spams matrix
>can't do anything
>forced to swap to tracer so I can teleport spam around matrix and actually hit characters

it's ridiculous.
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>>182770870
>Literally have the master overwatch/overbuff statistics
>They correlate
>However both are wrong because Jeff said so
Although gotta agree with the Korean girls point.
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>>182771323
>how come I have to counterpick in a game based around counterpicking
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>>182771323
if the march 3 patch really what made her broken (remember, she was considered shit before) then she would've been considered broken on march 3 and not months after
the reason why she's so prevalent in this meta is because THERES ONLY 3 FUCKING TANKS THAT ARENT COMPLETE TRASH
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>>182771354
Sorry I have to agree with the man developing the damn game vs the buggy website that has been known to be off.

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20757706588?page=2#post-24
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>>182771323
>if all barriers worked like defense matrix, you would just be deflecting!!
now you're just strawmanning
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>>182770962
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guys, i'm in desperate need for some compliments for mei. could you give me one or two please?
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>>182772025

She seems like she would be easiest to convince to let you put it in her butt.
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>>182771550
>counter pick

wrong. I have to play an overpowered character designed to disorient and mixup players, so if a DVA can't follow where I am, and I can teleport around her matrix, then I can actually harm others.

DVA stops all but 3 characters

>>182771563
Even if Zarya didn't have the decay, and roadhog wasn't nerfed, winston and dva would be top pick, winston for his bullshit, and dva for her ability to snapshot / stop burst. the thing here is that winston is a shithead, well, get a reaper or 76 right? DVA stops that, DVA also stops tons of ults, she's just so good. at saying no damage allowed at key moments. It's why roadhogs damage nerf, but increased firerate for "same dps" utterly crippled him. It's timing.

>>182771817
stop using buzzwords you don't understand dipshit. I told you how this works, I make a metaphor, you try to use your brain and think.
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>>182771354
Don't those sites have to know an account exists first to get the data on a player and then add it to their overall statistics?
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>>182772198
>stop using buzzwords you don't understand dipshit.
you misrepresent the argument and then bash the misrepresentation
that's what you did, hence, strawmanning
you're not even arguing, really, you're just insulting people and concepts
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>>182770019
Wew.
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>>182772025
I'd love to slap her ass
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>>182746485
+10 to number of retarded oversensitive idiots that cannot get over simple "FUCKING END YOURSELF!!!" when the stat shows they suck.

Sigh...
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>>182772346
you are being persistant with your intellectual dishonesty.
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>>182769365
>>182769454
>that assassin
Why is she so perfect, lads? How can a cold, assassin be so qt?
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If you're the type of person who runs into the chokepoint without grouping up with your team then you have no value as a human being. Someone should strangle you in your sleep.
I can tolerate toxic assholes, people who main genji and hanzo, noobs, etc. What I can't stand are people who go out of their way to ignore you and just die by themselves on the point. I have blisters on my thumbs from spamming "group up with me!".
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>>182770870
MOAR
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>>182772025
I bet she voted for trump
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Why are there so many teabaggers in this game, and why are most of them so lazy they smash their balls on the ground a hundred feet away instead of doing it right?
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>>182772687
Isn't she warm in that pic though?
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>>182772768

I dunno but this game has an obscene amount of people who just have shitty manners in general.
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>tired of losing despite tryharding
>pick tjorb only since 2 days
>somehow get gold elims and dmg 90% of the time
>but the best part is the people who complain before the game even started
>i can make them rage so hard which brings me joy
>still win most games

people are still too retarded in ~3200 elo to counter the turret
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>>182751587
> not being a ground pharah
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>>182772687
Her ass is 10/10 god tier.
Her small breasts are 10/10 god tier.
Her smugness is 10/10 god tier.
Her accent is 10/10 god tier.
Her damage output when you are above average with her is 10/10 god tier.

Only downside, 2 great skins. This and Talon.
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>>182772870
>have shitty manners in general.
Such as?
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>>182772768
>bliz gave them dank phrases and emotes
>underage shitters can't even teabag properly
crouch was a mistake
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>>182772668
throwing accusations back at me is not a good argument
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>>182758514
>just carry
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>>182772441
It's better if you exclude the fortune telling bullshit with alignments and just read the sole personality of the card. Otherwise it gets confusing.
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>>182773008

>Throwing whenever they are asked to change
>"GG EZ" to the point where it needs to be wordfiltered
>People say GG when they win but the same people get assblasted when they lose
>Teabagging
>Constantly trash talking the other team
>Constantly bitching about their own team
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>>182772198
Sucks to suck. Good luck getting out of silver friend. Im sure youre never the problem on your team
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>>182772767
>a chinese person
>voting for Trump ever
Remember when Trump tweeted about receiving a call from the president of Taiwan? Yeah, I don't think that would sit very well with them.
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>>182772687
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>be mercy main
>easiest job in the game
>free SR, even with a bad winrate
>cute new skins every event
>always get a gold medal, someone always wants to queue with me, and I can play more games without getting fatigued so I level up way faster
>everyone tells me what a good job I did and upvotes my card
>if I fuck up, someone else just gets blamed for not protecting me

Why do you DPS cucks even play?
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>>182773172
I can agree on the 1st point but the rest?
Giving a fuck about "le mean words" in da vidya?
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>>182772767
>>182773258
There's also the part of not being an American citizen getting in the way, but whatever
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>>182772723
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>>182773452
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>>182773489
Not that guy but it doesnt bother me, just underscores how childish and faggoty the fanbase is
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>>182768341
I feel like fucking Asuka with how much I've unfairly plummeted. Why is this allowed?
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>>182773172
Don't forget

>killing non-fighting people in skirmishes and Waiting
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>>182773668
>sitting naked in a tub full of brown rusty water
what the fuck is wrong with this bitch?
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>tfw 5.94 elims per life on average as D.VA
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>>182773631
In other news, sky is blue.
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>>182773503
And she's a climate scientist too, so even if she could, I don't think she'd vote for the climate change denier.
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>>182773781
She was once a GM but got stomped by a pro 6-stack. She's been on a barbaric losing streak ever since and is now in ELO Hell bronze.
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>>182773668
is that teh rei?
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>>182772767
he said compliments dipshit
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>>182773859
I didn't even think of that, Trump is going against literally her entire life purpose
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Its Hana-posting time.
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>>182773512
Bless you
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>>182773489

I don't give a fuck but the fact that it happens so much that it needs to be wordfiltered shows that the playerbase is childish and that the devs know it and are going to treat them as children.
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>>182773781
>>182773913
In the end, she managed to eek out one last solo carry before getting below 100sr
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>>182773781
That's BLOOOOD.
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>>182774118
Speakin of which, people are wondering why Coalition of Cancer has turned into arcade face-rollin-on-keyboard game instead of tactical MOBA.

Geee..
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>>182774192
how disgusting
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>Numbani
>defense, get steamrolled
>attack
>3 teammates quit
>enemies come to our spawn, taunt around, we don't shoot each other
>decide to pick sombra
>sneak to the point
>manage to cap it to 66%
Imagine if they had only capped 1/3 the previous round
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>>182773489

The point isn't that THAT GUY is offended by that stuff, it's that that stuff shows bad manners/poor sportsmanship/whatever. Which it does. I never gave a shit about the gg stuff in any game but BM is BM.
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>>182747012

>literally FOXHOUND
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>>182773001
>talon skin
>good

kekkin
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>>182774674
is her suit made out of tissue paper
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>people want to nerf Dva
the last thing we need is for more shitter dps to ult whenever they like, she counters a lot of things with DM which is good also
I miss tank meta, hell you could even play Genji or Tracer and have ult every fight
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>>182774414
Competitive solo queue in a nutshell
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>>182773001

>Ballet skin
>Talon skin
>good
>not Huntress
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>>182774192
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>>182774830
>watching shitty anime streams
>not owning pristine BR discs
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>>182774909
>likes overdesigned trash

WOW ok buddy.

>>182774610
How does it feel having bad taste?
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>>182774909
this
huntress is amazing
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>>182774758
keep defending your crutch
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>>182774909
Patrician detected, Huntress is her BEST skin.
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>>182775119
u wot mate?
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>>182775136
>Odette/Odille IS NOT ovedresigned shit excuse of a skin.
W-E-W.
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i love it when the enemy plays zarya, i just shoot her barriers all day to throw games
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>>182770019
>>182772441
>>182773164

What card would Chu give Doomfist?
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>>182775326
>KISSANIME
Moar liek KYSanime, amirite...
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>>182775136
>Calls huntress overdesigned
>Then posts Odette
L E L
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>>182775015
Hope she has a way down.
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>>182775678
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>>182775219
what crutch? I main Junkrat but Im not stupid enough to see the downside of nerfing DM
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>>182776150
dont answer to these shitters
after the rein buffs we'll stop seeing dva for the next 3 seaons
she only had her time to shine because rein was bugged
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>>182775819
>>182775470
Nice memes.
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>>182775015
>>182774192
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>3 members of team insta-lock DPS
>leave game immediately
The only type of faggot that insta-locks DPS is the kind of faggot who has no idea how shit tier he is at DPS.
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>>182776304
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>>182776297
>implying I'm not gonna keep maining D.Va
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>>182776304
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>>182776297
maybe we might get tank meta back with them slowly buffing Zarya and fixing Rein I guess
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>>182776481
I want to tell my wife to wear one of these in bed, but I'm afraid she'd take it the wrong way.
>tfw will never fug a qt dressed as D.Va
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heh
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Are we officially /evangelion/ now?
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>play zen
>do fine
>we lose because autistic mercy dies with rez every teamfight
>uses it once into a d.va bomb
>I get blamed
why?
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>>182776301
I know fa.m. Just like the skin I am posting. ;^)
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>>182776481
Shes too American. It's cultural appropriation beyond a certain non-asianness.
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>>182776301

You're just mad you got called out on your shit taste. Huntress is actually her least complex skin, even her default outfit is more complex with its lines. It is also classy with great colors. Odette/Odile are garbage.
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>Put Rein fixes to live
>Put Zarya buffs to live
>Make Orisa hitscan
LOOKS LIKE TANK METAS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS
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>>182776578
Having more than one waifu can destroy your laifu...
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>>182776849
YES
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>>182776849

Orisa would be broken if she was hitscan. It's not happening.
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>>182776701
Its the gun that annoys me.

And it covers her butt.

Other than those 2 bits, its fine.
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>>182776986
>broken
No, she'd be usable. I don't get why everyone wants 90% of the cast to be useless tier.
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>>182776359
Isn't there a penalty to dodging? Unless you're talking about QP then in that case who gives a shit.
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>>182776849
Orisa getting buffed? tank meta back? can we finally go back to the time of less dps players, Mercy shitters back in gold, Winston getting deleted once he dives in and Ana being played more
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When is Mercy getting her nerf? Especially to her Guardian Angel.
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>triple tank will never return
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>>182777074
>Not praising in-leather-tighten Widow's ass.
SHAME!
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>>182777262
thank god
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>>182777091
Because they don't want their favorite characters to be challenged.
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>all these people bitching about mercy
she's fine if you're good at the game and know how to take her down
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>>182776578
She's you're wife. If you can't ask her to do that, who can you? I think she'll surprise you.
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>>182776986
>broken
Not like they could add a damage fall off or anything if her gun became hitscan.
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>>182777157
I heard there's a penalty for doing it too often in arcade, which is where I lurk ever since comp went to shit. I don't do it often though. But sometimes you can just tell by their level, and by which char they play, how the match is fixing to go.
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>>182777262
next patch
>>182777209
blaster damage 20 -> 19
staff 60 hp/sec -> 80 hp/sec
hi this is jeff from the overwatch team we feel like those changes will separate the good mercy players from the bad one
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>>182777764
man the harpoons boys
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>>182777262
>2Winston2Lucio2Tracer will never return
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>>182777462
>always hiding in her team or in a spot where her team is defending her so you die just trying to get to her
>finally attack her
>she flies away to a teammate faster than any other character can move
>attack her again
>flies away again immediately because lol no cooldown to flight
>instant health regeneration so any damage you did while she flies is negated
>will rezz solely to make herself invincible and fly away
>on top of all that has one of the skinniest hitboxes in the game
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>>182777764
>tfw no mei gf
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>>182777764
>fat white girl with no penis
No thanks
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>Winston is too strong
>Nerf winston
>Lucio is too strong
>rework lucio to basically the same shit
>winston is too weak
>undo nerfs
>winston and lucio are still too strong
>Jeff and Geoff are stumped
are they braindead?
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>>182777262
>he want this shit back
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>>182777927
>being this much of a freak
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>>182777764
STOP POSTING THAT FACE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>want to play fixed Rein in ptr
>LOL DUDE ITS JUST PTR WE DONT NEED A HEALER XDDDD
>ends up 5 dps+me
>enemy team is 2/2/2
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>>182777839
>2 Zen Genji Tracer Symmetra Lucio will never return
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>>182778016
>liking fat white girls
Gross senpai
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>>182778025
>>182777927
>>182777871
>>182777836
>>
nu brederino when
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>>182778180
I see she photoshopped out the lipo scars
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>>182778180
>that nasty fat girl vein in her boob
>shitty fake eyelashes
2/10
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>>182778051
>pic related
I dont understand
also 250 hp genji wth a perma healing orb was the worst thing in the game
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>>182778180
>>182777764
>low effort cosplay
Gross desu
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>>182778265
it's not the same girl anon. kek.

>>182778309
the vein just shows that her tits are real.

>>182778363
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>>182778146
>implying that's what I was talking about

Futafaggots need to be electrocuted before the regular faggots.
>>
>gold shitter
>play zen, have fun but lose as i am the only healer
>get salty, playing zen is not fun anymore
>pick mercy because whatever
>boring af
>actually winning because i manage to solo heal
Is this the path to plat/diamond? Playing a shitty hero hoping than in the future you will play (probably) with people with a brain that understand that healer are basically a necessity in this game?
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>>182778363
this tbqh
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holy shit rez is so stupidly op
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>>182776652
because you arent telling the whole story like everyone else who cryposts here
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>>182778443
Yeah and big fat girl boobs are gross. I bet her folds smell like bad cheese and pickles
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>>182776359
>80% winrate on genji and tracer this season after locking one of them every single game
>yeah that means i'm actually bad at the game :^)
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>>182776819
>>even her default outfit is more complex with its lines

>simple bodysuit
>complex
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>>182778481
Maybe you shouldn't have played Zen as solo healer, you mongoloid, if you despise Mercy so much, you are free to play Ana, but playing either Zen or Lucio as solo heal is retarded.
>>
u learn somethin new everyday
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>>182778830

What rank is this?

I thought it stopped at gold border.
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>>182778830
thats autism
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>mfw get matched with a bunch of lvl 20-40's as a lvl 600
>mfw they're not smurfs
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>>182778683
You not taking care of yourself doesn't mean nobody does, basement dweller.
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>>182778879
this is after gold, he'd be level 1894
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>>182777764
I fucking hate this swollen ass faced bitch.
The whole webm literally screams of attention.
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>>182777998
3 tanks
2 healers
1 dps
why not? Hogs dead and that was like the major problem people had with it
>>
new thread.
>>182779079

>>182779079

>>182779079
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>>182778961
Levels dont matter
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>>182778968
The girl you keep posting also doesnt take good care of herself :)
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>>182779163
>immediately leaps to "you're the one doing it!"

4channers really are faggots.
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>>182779303
kill yourself chubby chaser
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>>182778443
>it's not the same girl
yes, it is in fact momo, who has had lipo multiple times but still manages to gain it back like the fatty she is
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>>182778830
>tfw I saw a guy with a border like that at 2100~ SR
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>>182779303
Take your disgusting fat girl fetish elsewhere
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>>182779498
jesus christ, that sucks. aw well. she's still hot.
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>>182778830
I played against someone today with 596 hours on D.Va and no one else
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>>182778690
>still thinks win rate determines how "good" you are at this game
>teamwork, cooperation, communication, none of that matters
This is the logic of a DPS main. Play two characters who always scatter immediately, ignore every signal from the team to group up, then get pissed when the healer doesn't pocket heal you.
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