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3rd for the literally dead ringer

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Post 3x3s

Ah! Ah! Ah!

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>>182475975

Another 7 domination 30 kill streak sniper, great cheat protection does this game have

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GUYS
http://mayannproject.com/

THERE'S AN COUNTDOWN! GET READY!

>>182476153
You have the gayest fucking scout I've ever seen, kys

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is tonight the night?
also post the spray you use

>>182477207
is it really happening?

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>wait 30 days after a valid purchase to use the market and then also wait 15 days after steam authenticated to wait 7 days to trade unless you change your device then it's 15 days to trade again and also more 7 days to trade because new IP and 7 more days due to cleared browser cookies but you have received too many resets and now must wait 30 days and your IP changed please wait 15 days to

Who designed this fucking garbage?

>>182477037
oh how I love to go soldier and dominate the hacking snipers

>>182477504
>Master! We've gotten complains from stupid kids that they've got scammed out of their vintage tribalmen's shiv's!
>I know how to fix this, we'll fuck EVERYONE'S SHIT!

maybe you shouldn't have gotten an new IP then

>enabled email confirm before it was required because they announced the changes
>enabled the app confirm before it was required because they announced the changes
>never dealt with trade holds/excessive waiting periods on my end
Feels great to not be an idiot.

>>182477620
I would play soldier every single game if pubs would not refuse to go anything that can destroy nests or medic

>>182477685
>feels great to slurp valve dick and register my phone number mere milliseconds after they announced it

Also these boards have a quote system, Reddit

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>>182477207
>mayann

>this mad about being retarded
>being this new
holy lel

>>182477917
but soldier can destroy nests and medic, I don't see your problem

>>>>>>>>community developed

Nope, just some fags doing Valve's work for them again.

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>>182477207
I feel...something.
A feeling I haven't felt toward this game for years.
Is this...excitement?
But also...fear? I don't know if I can take another letdown like MyM, tf2g. Hold me.

>>182478325
This is for the community made Mayann project and their SFM short, not the Pyro update

>>182478325
Are you retarded?

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>>182478325
Bad news for you buddy

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>>182477207
H-habbening?!

>>182478916
>this isn't related to the Jungle update, just the release of the SFM video

oh ok, I'm fine with that.

>some new props for your jungle-y maps!

Fuck you, now we have to wait even more for the update. Fuck everyone on the team,except Winglet.

>>182478081
>shoots rocket
>repair
>shoots rocket
>repair
>shoots rocket
>repair
>shoots rocket
>repair
>out of ammo and no rnd crit to kill the engie :(

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>>182477207
N-NANI???? BAKANA!!!!!!

>>182477207
hopefully the update was worth the wait

>>182478916
>>182477207
ANONYMOUS BEFORE YOU POST YOUR REACTION IMAGE TAKE NOTE THAT THIS IS FOR THE SFM SHORT THAT THEY HAD IN THE WORKS, NOT THE UPDATE.

Will the sandman still be worth it?

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>want to play scout and demoman
>soldier does everything these two classes can do but better in every way

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>>182477207
I guess I have to my unusual for money for the update then. Fuck, I just brought it too.

Lmao, your precious update ain't coming anytime soon, boys. Quit getting hype over nothing. It's second-hand embarrassment seeing your disappointment and complaints about the update still not coming

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THE LAST UPDATE FOR TF2 IS TOMORROW! GET READY FOR IT!

>>182477207
IS IT ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING

who invited these braindead retards from /v/

me

No me, you silly goose.

>>182477207
>not affiliated with Valve

False alarm

please don't do it again

>>182479783
Why are the comp teams running demos then and not just scouts/soldier/medic?

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When is the update actually going to come, TFNiggers?

>>182480357
well don't invite any more

Tomorrow, you idiot.

>>182477207
Well it's something at least.
Will The Mayann Project be better than Valve's jungle short?

>>182480542
That's the Mayann short, which is entirely community made, and NOT the Jungle update, you dunce

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>>182477207
OW is going to get BTFO

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>>182477376

Kiss is written with an I and two S :3

>>182477207

>Mayann

Sudaka Pyro confirmed, you heard it here first folks.

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>TF2 funko pops are happening
>no TF2 nendoroids or figma figures

What a horrible time for TF2 mercs

>>182477207>>182477445 >>182477920 >>182478325 >>182479194 >>182479450 >>182479462 >>182479628 >>182479818 >>182480176 >>182480445 >>182480556 >>182480880 >>182481005
http://mayannproject.com/assets/mayann_project_asset_pack_v1.zip
Here you go

is that a leak?

Yes, wait for tomorrow for the blogpost.

>>182481563
>Implying Japan gives two salty fucks about TF2

WHAT IS GOING ON?

shame they like Portal and Dota 2 more, even overwatch

>>182482210
Community-made short is dropping tomorrow, still no word about the actual Jungle update

>>182482210
The biggest TF2 update is coming out tomorrow and there's already leaks of it.

Will the TF2 funkos come with items?

>>182482386
No nigger that's wrong

>>182482428
If you mean by "codes, most likely no. Funko pops are Heavy, Medic and Scout. Since they do "secret pops" it would most likely be just BLU versions.

/watch?v=PCrNORbMuR0

playing with a kritz pocket all game long is kinda pathetic

shoot me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfMrdty8LNw

>>182485831
>11 minute video
>2 run ads and a preroll

>>182485831
>germanpeter
Who is this, and why should I value his opinion?

>>182486109
>not having Youtube Red

>>182486261
I had YouTube red till I realized I only watch YouTube on my computer and don't watch anyone I'm willing to support.

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>Oh shit, is that a motherfucking dmix?
Yes, dmixes are making a return! Come frag and have some fun!

>When?
Saturday, 11 pm GMT +0 (convert to your local timezone)
>I have little to no competitive experience, can I still join?
Yes, everyone can come, try reading up on things and play some lobbies if you are new, avoid doing overly autistic shit like going pyro if you're playing demo.
>How do we communicate?
We'll be using mumble which you can download at www.mumble.com/mumble-download.php
>I'm from NA/EU/OCE, where is the server located?
Server location is decided depending on where the majority of players are from.
>What's a dmix?
A dmix, short for double mix, is when you gather 12 people to play 6s. It's friendly matches against each other, can be serious and/or unserious, although it's usually more fun when people aren't fucking about.
The usual go for dmixes are that once there are 6 players on both teams, one player says last to spec and everyone rushes to join spectator. Last 2 people to join spectator have to play medic, they battle it out and the winner gets to pick a player first.
The most common way to pick is to have players pick. Captain's pick exists too but it's pretty boring since it ends in one team being stacked more often than not. In players pick the person gets to pick a player when it's their turn, team takes turns picking. Classes are picked once everyone has been picked.
TL;DR it's a fucking 6s match
>I'm interested, how do we do this?
Add me on steam, id/hamaham, send me a message telling me that you're interested and I'll take care of the rest, when it begins I'll pm you the mumble, once we're 12 people in the mumble I'll post the server and the dmix will commence.
Remember to have fun!

>>182475426
lol ma3la is back for reals this time

casual mm sucks bring qplay back i want to play freight thanks

wow making it sound like playing med is a punishment

>>182486778
this is good news

>>182487147
If the streams return sure, but he's on a team with Nursey again.

yeah hamaham has no respect for medic mains

The patched gloves of running fast on heavy are a nerf, right? That will only result in even less people playing him

speaking of the GRU, why does valve want the eviction notice to be a GRU-lite

"As long as it takes" cut, 36 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JZ6QaqUq-M

>>182489830
Nice.

>>182480483
After five seconds of fucking your dad's butt

5v5
2 scout 2 soldier 1 medic

what do games look like

>>182491943
replace medic with demoman and everyone can see each other's health.

cs:fortress

Will b4nny stream today?

>>182486109
what is adblock and how does it do?

sometimes I really hate this game and all the people playing it

Hate is a strong word

what happened to nislt

So like when is the update coming out exactly?

>>182495481
Hopefully died

>>182495638
When you least expect it

>>182495638
When it's ready®.

>>182495638
Tomorrow, my dad works at Nintendo.

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i think they forgot to add good pyro cosmetics to the game

you didn't think

um

>>182495950
Last Breth is pretty good.

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This happened over a year ago. I haven't been owned harder since and I am confident that I never will be

>>182496723
OUTSKILLED

Today I had an airshot kill with xbow and the cow mangler. Looks really cool with the laser animation

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>>182495950
The sooner you accept that the Pyro is a joke class not meant to be taken seriously, the sooner you can start making fitting loadouts for him.

ALERT: Ma3la strim
you are welcome

>>182497535
pyro is literally one of the only 5 good classes

(soldier isn't one of them btw)

>>182497694
Explain yourself, nigger

>>182497535
>joke
but she has the shotgun

isnt that all that matters

>>182497694
you are not me

>>182497694
t. maggot

>>182497809
>she
:x

>>182497689
Thanks. So how long has it been since he played?

ma3la sounds familiar

is he IARESNIPAR or icytoonie? those are the only oldfag youtubers i ever kept up with.

>>182497757
pyro is a push class that mows down lots of people at once because of penetration, high ammo and decent damage. think of him as a heavy that can chase people down also his damage is split between multiple people.

>>182497689
>cancerous nigger rap 10 year olds listen to
fuck this noise, literally eating my brainmass away. Can't even hear his voice without some monkey screaming through it.

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>that tfw feel when you are now better than all of the streamers and tf2bers you used to idolize and have nobody to look up to anymore

>>182498225
become a streamer/tf2ber
become the one others look up to

Why do all comp fags play dustbowl?

>>182497905
Basically a year now

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>>182478916
>making a countdown for a video that's in no way related to the update that everyone's waiting for
Nigga you dumb as fuck

>>182498891
Why does he have the music taste of a 10 year old black boy?

It's Valve fault, that's why.

>>182499402
Why don't you ask him? he's answering questions

>>182499628
I don't have an account and he would probably think the question is 'trolling' despite the fact that I'm being as genuine as possible. But he's playing dustbowl so it's not like I see any reason to value his input. I just was under the impression he was some kind of based guy but I see nothing to support this notion.

>>182489830
Epic

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>>182500054
I'm building a trophy room that will lead into the photo booth, lined with the photo booth pictures of past champions. Very much WIP right now though.

reasons natascha is good weapon

1. she is minigun
2. she stops charging highland moor
3. she has unlisted increased knockback
4. she locks scouts, pyros and spies into place when they come close, and they pretty much have to
5. she stops coward from running away
6. i love her!
7. she is good shield and doesn't make as much noise as sasha
8. natascha!

>>182500425
good post

>>182500425
Playing the HWG is boring though. Little to no movement options and you're just aiming at things walking.

>>182500425
5 reasons why Natascha is a shit weapon and needs to be removed from the game

1. I hate miniguns
2. Natascha is a bad name
3. I HATE SLOW
4. fuck natascha

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>>182500634
there is no need to be rude

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rate my soldier

Who has the best Dialogue, and why is it Demoman?
>We did it mate
>I'm drunk, you don't have an excuse
>Ka-BOOOM
>I know everythin', i feel everythin'!
>Imagine if i hadn't been drunk!

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rate mine first

>>182500829
>dude weed lmao: the character

human has a pretty exquisite rack

my tf2g pals say that too

>>182500883
its well done though
if you want an actual dude weed lmao then just look at qc's anarki

I hope you dumb niggers don't think that countdown is until the update

it's a 3rd party community website, no chance in hell would valve allow a 3rd party to announce it after the invasion update

UPDATE IN 18 HOURS

update is tomorrow

07/13/17

7+13+17 = 37

who else is 37?

gordon freeman. pyro is gordon freeman. half life 3 alpha is made public to the first person to frag 10,000 people with the new flamethrower in casual matchmaking

>>182501746
good post

>>182501746
4/10
Needs more math and connections

What is the worst taunt in the TF2 workshop and why is it the Pyromancer's Performance?

>>182500340
Double epic

>>182500829
Soldier

>"This is my world. You are not welcome in my world."
>"You were loud and ugly and now you're DEAD! Amen."
>"If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created me!"
>You kids today don't know how to dominate."
>"Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle. Look it up!"

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Anonymous, radio graffiti!
Post micspam

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:s

>>182503912
Nobody wants to listen to lossy to lossy to lossy micspam.

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>>182503415
Engineer

>"Another satisfied customer!"
>"Not fast enough; not by a damn sight."
>"Y'all just got drafted into MY war!"
>"Never mind the bullets, how much're these coffins costin' ya?"
>"If y'all had more gadgets for killin' , you wouldn't need so many for hidin'."
And my favorite
>"At least ya ain't WORTHLESS anymore!"

>>182503912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BROS4TUg-WU

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rate my med dorp

>>182500830
Were you the faggot i destroyed with a fish 7-8 times in one round?

>>182504139
>tf2 comp
I'd say you were dropped on your head.

>>182504139
>Sniper
Stopped watching there

>>182504139
interesting

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>>182504309

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how bad do i suck anons

>>182505259
playtime says nothing. Is this comp or what?

>>182505259
I didn't even nut.
Get back to work.

>>182503912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsyowiCLehQ

bless ghost

>>182505323
i think it only counts casual for the "best moments"

hey guys when are na pugs happening oh wait everyone is fucking dead just like this game

>>182503912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qn4zA6ghWQ
yeyeyeyeye

>>182505812
So who are you healing? Your butt-buddy? I don't understand medic in pubs.

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>>182477207
Alright guys 17 hours 40 mins left as I post this, hold onto your butts.

>>182500425
I approve

>>182503912
THYX - don't get alive

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>>182506373

>>182506002
>he says as b4nny is streaming

>>182506671
>autism posterboy is streaming to 100 people

:thinking:

>>182506986
he's playing pugs

>>182507024
i meant tf2g pugs you goof

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I guess this raffle is kind worth entering:

https://scrap.tf/raffles/X8KDP0

>>182507125
why do you want to play comp with a thread when you can just use one of the sites?

182506373
>I can't fucking read, guys, i'm funny, right?
You're not getting a (You), out of me, you goddamn nigger.

SEVENTEEN HOURS TWENTY FIVE MINUTES GUYS HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE

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>>182507673

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ask a man who decided to play spy once and is now very quickly becoming a spy main anything

>>182509954
kill yourself

>>182509954
I was like you, but spy is pretty boring.

>>182509954
loadout

>>182510112
stock

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>>182510112
ignore that spoiler anon, this is my current loadout

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>>182509954
YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU GOT LIKE ONE BACKSTAB ON A F2P MEDIC

How do we fix koth harvest?

>>182510575
delete engineer from the videogame

@182509954
I implore you to reconsider.
But if your doing it for (you)s your not getting me that easy.

>>182510686
demoman exist

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>all these retards that think a third party website with a countdown for a community made video has anything to do with Valve releasing the pyro update
>implying the update is coming out before September

engineer exists to stop scouts
it does a good job but i believe its lazy balancing from valve's part

>>182510852
>implying this game is ever going to get updated again

>>182510942
>implying Valve will ever make another video game again

>>182510983
>implying Valve exists and isn't just a front for a multibillion dollar mafia empire

>>182511173
>Implying this "world" even exists
>Implying we're real

>>182510983
valve is saving VR gaming. Don't pretend they aren't pushing the next evolution in gaming.

>shiggy diggy/anime girl/smug pepe

People 18 and above are only allowed to post on 4chan. Maybe funnyjunk is more your style

Nothing's real Jim
It's all fake
A fabrication
A cruel joke
A play put on by eternally laughing gods
Whatever the case, it isn't real
One day you will die
How you die does not matter
For the end result is always the same
Death
What comes after death is not known
We like to fool ourselves into thinking that something will happen
Eternity in paradise
Torture beyond imagination
Even eternal monotony
No
It's nothing
You die
And then it's nothing
Because everything is nothing
For nothing is real

But who am I to say??!!?! Gyuhyuck guhyuck! Make sure to buy my new pickle flavored tater chips! Dem's good eatin'!

s-shut up

>>182511616
Screw VR gaming that's just a gimmick like motion control.
Is anyone even giving a shit about motion control?

>>182511616
vr is a meme and will be forgotten about soon

When you guys get a boner while playing TF2, what do you do with it? Haha

Never happens

To busy fraging to get hard

>>182513539
i think "haha its time to go jerk off on r/tf2g" :)

>>182513369
>VR
>a gimmick

>>182513448
Stay mad.

>>182514839
VR is just a gimmick though, AR will eventually be a life technology, not just a gaming one.

>>182514839
lol

>>182514839
I bet you are the kinda guy that owns a Virtual Boy and thinks that it is the best thing ever created.

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How quick could I learn to SFM if just want to make portraits of loadouts?

>>182515606
You'll get there

>>182515376
>it's a gimmick, not just a gaming one
Make up your mind already

>>182516232
Fairly quickly

>>182516278
VR is just a gimmick though; AR will eventually be a life technology, not just a gaming one.

You're welcome.

>>182516487
>it's a gimmick, not just a gaming one
Make up your mind already

>>182516232
If your brain works, it's pretty easy.

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>>182513539
I get a boner when someone spray a porn (Both actual and anime). I unzip my pants but everytime I look up afterwards I get backstab by a spy.

A good fap is always worth it.

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>tfw im that spy who sprays porn to farm my professional killstreak strange australium, while wearing my unusual Sunbeam Charmer's Chapeau

I've seen Snipers that seem to have "Nice shot" bound to M1, how the fuck do they do that?

bind m1 attack + nice shot

>>182481563
>Funko pops
>One of the worse normie collectibles in a long while.

I hate their fucking designs. Who thought black soulless eyes were appealing? I can't imagine them being good.

>>182519558
I don't know if anyone thought they would be appealing, or if someone just thought "making this standard design that gets edited by adding a hat or some hair would be super easy to make."

things that counter scout

>spam
>splash
>airblast
>any form of knockback
>any form of slowdown
>blind fire
>getting shot

we don't need engineer or medic in the game. literally just make respawn 1-5 seconds universally and increase health and ammo box respawn time by like 25%

>>182519849
It is basically a template for *insert pop culture character here lol*.

The laziness shows and the reason why they're so popular baffles me.

>>182520161
They started off small, buy then started getting pushed as "nerd culture" by hot topic and gamestop and the like. And then they got bigger ips and it snowballed.

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>>182520395
i misread bigger lips reading that and was going to crop some marty or r4

>>182520395
>Once a company gets big enough It is impossible for it to fail no matter how shitty it is
I look forward to the day Burger King meets its demise

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Well gunslinger crits only won't happen. Any other ideas?

>>182521332
have you done a boston basher one?

>>182521463
I haven't yet. Not a bad idea.

>>182516232
anyone know if a wallpaper version exists? Ill drop a few refined to anyone that can find it or make it

>>182521956
>I'll pay you literal pennies
Good deal

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>>182521956
that'll be 4 keys baby, you want fries with that?

>>182523094
GJ send a trade offer after the stream

so remind me again why valve hasn't fixed the major issue of every second match having an aimbotting sniper yet

>>182524820
Because VAC isn't perfect, and because getting the source code to the cheats costs money that is going to your update, because lmaoshit and company change their source code regularly, because tf2 and steam are both free and easy to get new accounts on

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What hat should I buy from the store? I have 5 dollars and I main Medic

the tfc medic set

beartato gaben is cute

Pyro Secondary - The Comical Crutch

It's actually a pogo stick.

>+When drawn: Hold down jump key to jump automatically the instant you touch the ground.
>+Each successive jump increases jump height by 25%. This is an exponential increase. Jumps will steadily get higher until jump key is released, at which point height is reset. Height caps at the level of a 2-sticky explosive jump. Can sustain max height as long as desired.
+200% air control on wearer
+Negates fall damage when active
+Primary & Alt Fire: Smack enemy with pogo stick. +70% melee range. Successful hits knock target and wearer back with force equal to last pogo jump. Smack resets jump height.
-No shotgun

Would you use it?

>>182527927
place your money into savings and stop wasting money

>>182529181
Could be fun, but
>replaces shotgun
If it has a melee attack, why not replace the melee? Also, the damage should be shit to balance the new movement potential

>>182529608
it'd be a direct upgrade if it replaced melee

make it have the refire speed of the shortstop shove

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http://mayannproject.com/

It's happening !!!

You won't hype me motherfucker.

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>>182530213

Stop. It won't happen, it will never happen.

The Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Passive increase in push force taken from damage and airblast on wearer.

Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once. 1.5 second reload time.

Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone! 1.5 second cooldown between shoves.Shove will interrupt gunfire for .5 second. Can shove at any time. Shove will not cancel reload, and time spent shoving will count toward reload time.

Mini-crits targets launched airborne by shoves.

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude break-action personal defense.

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>>182530606
B... But... The website says...

>>182531084
It's about the short the community is making, it's not related to the jungle update.
sorry anon

>>182531203
The TFteam said they will make a new sfm short, it's not this one?

the new official SFM short is just every pamtri video ever but father grigori is replaced with the heavy and instead of "santiago" he says pottis

>>182531880
the Mayann project, while it has a lot of overlap in theme with the jungle, is a community update is not affiliated with valve. The SFM short that they're talking about is one they made by themselves.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g3l1H7WrRo

>>182533153
Gucci taste senpai

Haven't played this game for 3 years or so, is it worth coming back?
Heard there's no custom servers anymore is that true

>>182533710
It's still tf2.
Matchmaking sucks cock.
There are still custom servers.

>>182533710
all community servers that aren't skial are dead, save for silly game modes like x10, randomizer and shit like that. The game is still fun with a large amount of flaws in the matchmaking and community servers don't help alleviate it very well.

>>182533710
I got back into it recently and it's still a blast. You can find custom servers still, even though they're not as abundant as they used to be. Also, The party van just went back up a few days ago.

>>182500829
Spy

>"Here lies Scout , he ran fast and died a virgin"
>"At least you died for honor ... and my amusement"
>"The Black Scottish Cyclops -- now extinct!"
>""I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!"
>""Let's settle this like gentlemen!"

>>182534401
Queen's rules?

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>>182533825
>>182533845
>>182534114
is skial ctf_turbine 24/7 still alive?

>>182535839
yes

>>182535852
woo, nice. spent like 1000 hours there back in time

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>>182535839
feel glad anon, you missed the pinion era when the valve servers were all empty, and every community server was using pinion ads, and pinion was teaching them all how to abuse server commands to lock you into your motdfor 30 seconds, then lock you into it again everytime you respawned for another 30 sec to try and force you to watch the ad, even with workarounds it was hell. And even skial was fucking one of them. Gaben even promoted it for a time , but thankfully someone on the tf2 team compromised and made it so if you autojoin a server from a browser they couldnt do it to you. Still reeked of rubbing jew hands but it was something

Everyone seems to forget this when crying about the death of community server. FUCK COMMUNITY SERVERS

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>>182527927
>tfw no more Robin

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look what i just unboxed g-guys.
5 names it

>>182537963
Pic of the effect? Might give a better idea
also grats

>>182537963
kurt cobain's forbidden knowledge

>>182537963
Knobcheese in a diving jar

>>182538084
reroll

>>182537963
OwO

>>182537963
My mommy buyeded me this

>>182537963

"praise kek Xd"

>>182538215
aw you got it first

>>182538373
yours makes a good description though

>Bring bulky headset with mic with my laptop on vacation
>realise that laptop only has an audio port anyway so im forced to use the laptops mic

>>182538706
what kind of shitty laptop do you have

>>182537963
post the item faglord

or fuck off back to /v/ like the rest who are unhappy with their name choice

>>182537963
dead game dumb item

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>>182537963
>not even in "OK" tier
Shit son, feel bad for you.

>>182539823
this list is garbage lmao

>>182538706
nigga you know you can just select which mic you want to use, and that you can also disable the laptop's mic, right?

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>>182539927
Is this you?

holy fucking ded game lmao

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>>182486456
Reminder.

hey guys
overwatch

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>>182475975

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team fortress 2

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What do you guys have on your conscientious objector? I still have a le epic trollface from 2011 and need to change it.

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>>182546279

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>>182546279

>>182546279

I'll get banned if I post it

I'm starting to get sad again

>>182546279
Post it, I need to cringe

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Why is the Crit-a-Cola overpowered?

>>182548272
extra speed and 2 second of minicrit is too little to punish, and 10% extra damage doesn't break any damage point.

>>182548272
it isn't too bad, but free mini-crits + speed

its effectively clicking a button to become scout on steroids

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>>182546279

I do have another sign and decal, I should really get around making add a sixth one to the collection.

today is the day tf2gs

I think everyone hates me now

>>182546279
your mom

>>182476153
medic/solly out of 9
>>182476510
the heavy is cute

>>182500829
scout
B*NK

>>182548693
*reports you*

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>>182548060
you asked for it...

>>182546279

prinny. i named it the prinny sign

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hot off the press

^182554015
Yes I like it, I'll give you one pootis for it.

>>182554015
>T isn't curved propely
1/10

>got added by a scammer for the first time in months
are they making a comeback

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>pretty decent casual game of Upward, including hilarious just-installed-the-game Engineer
>Next map voting finished, Upward again
>The exact same scenario happens with little differences
>Disconnect before the map voting is finished, but it was 75% Upward again
>Join a new server
>The screen glitches out because the "welcome to the map" camera and the map voting screen are colliding with each other
>Guess what, the round already ended and they voted for UPWARD
>Game freezes when I try to disconnect in the middle of the map change

When you vote Upward, I suffer.

>>182555475

Upward is the best map in the game though.

>>182556328
You misspelled 'Thunder Mountain"

>>182556328
Wait, people pronounce Harvest like "uh-pward"?

>>182556663
t. scout main who eagerly selects scout on harvest when the team already has 5

>>182556663

harvest is good for spawncamping and nothing else

>>182556760
>>182556892
t. someone who has never tried building an Engie nest in the enemy farmhouse, ambushing people as Demoknight in the hallways, or generally playing Spy well

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>mfw the community update will get cucked by the official one today

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>>182557210
>jungle is going to come out in july

>>182557345

>we haven't had a proper update for over a year

>>182557345
It isn't?

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http://mayannproject.com/

>30 minutes left till an sfm and possibly a crate.

At least it's something, right fellas?

>>182558723
Mayann is in no way official.
Don't expect anything to come of it.

>>182558775
>The Mayann Project is a community developed project which focuses on an epic adventure in an exotic jungle, in the legendary Mayann Ruins. It will feature a 6 minute movie with your nine favourite mercenaries; a jungle themed map in an epic quest to steal the Golden Idol of the Mayanns from their temple; and plenty of community created content (cosmetic items, maps, taunts and unusual effects)!

Really made me use my brain.

>>182558775
still though a new sfm could be fun. winglet's pretty good at comedic animations so hopefully it'll at least be better than end of the line.

>>182558919
the community created content isn't being added to the game, dummy (at least not yet)

>>182558919
None of which are official.
It's not going to be an update for tf2.
>>182558935
Hopefully it's better than the one for eotl.

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>>182558919

>>182559114
>>182559105
It's said it's aiming to become an official update.
It's very possible that they could be releasing something.

I'm going to release my NEW community-created cosmetic in 2 minutes, stay tuned

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>>182559686
here it is guys, it's for all classes and the leaves are paintable

>>182559835
Ill take a strange one.

>>182560097
it'll be an elite unbox so good luck

>>182559835
I'm honestly baffled this isn't already a real hat

>>182552585
>not full color
10/10 got me to reply

whats wrong with liking Creep

>>182562429
who

>>182562548
song by radiohead,i got bulled by a pub for saying i like it

>>182562631
Nothing's wrong with it. Probably some nerd shitting on others peoples tastes.

>>182562631
probably because it's one of their more mainstream songs and people are weird hipsters who don't like anything popular.

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I'm expecting one of these for the Jungle update, like, guaranteed. And maybe face paint, for the cheeks and that, multiclass will be fine, but such stuff will most likely be Sniper exclusive.

>>182551326

uguu~

>>182562631

Thom Yorke hates that song

2 HOURS AND 27 MINS TO GO

>>182564038
i can't wait to see the regret

tfw turned into coloured rain

>>182562429
it's your average buttrock song and pablo honey as a whole is the antithesis of everything that makes radiohead worthwhile. it isn't bad but if you say it's your favorite radiohead song chances are you haven't heard many more so that's why people are calling you out.

>>182562429
>>182562631
>>182562953
No, it's a shit song. Radiohead is fucking hipster garbage, they're the most overrated band on the planet.