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Akande is a male Yoruba name meaning "firstborn." Ogun is a Yoruba god of war and metalwork, and dimu is Yoruba for "grasping." Akande Ogundimu can therefore be roughly translated as, "heir to the god who grasps iron and war," likely referring to his role as Akinjide Adeyemi's successor Edition

>Doomfist! (Now on PTR)
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/doomfist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaZfZFNuOpI

>Most recent developer update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uKkAyLPJe0

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20861969
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker
http://www.overstalk.io

>Hero tips, tricks, and basics
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leaderboards
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com

>eSports info and Contenders League
https://over.gg
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
https://www.overwatchcontenders.com

>Previous
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>>182413687
what changed between s4 and s5
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>>182413820
Thanks for dedicating this thread to the most innocent and completely justifiable person in the entire cast of Overwatch who did nothing objectively or morally wrong.
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>Play comp
>No one knows how to comp
>what team wins basically boils down to who has mercy and who doesn't.
>have to be a mercy heal slut to climb to a point where game knowledge means anything.
Fun game.
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>>182414031
[Crushes Reaper's head in]
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>lost 150 SR in one day
What a waste of two hours.
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>>182412948
Yes, I would actually very like more heroes with versatile abilities that allow for interesting choices during gameplay, thank you very much.
>Crutch
Oh yeah, summer is here, I almost forgot
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>teams that rely on having a healer because they're too retarded to avoid damage
lmao
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TIGER UPPERCUT
SHORYUUKEN
METEOR SMASH
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>teams that rely on dps because they can't get constant environmental kills

Top fef
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>>182414142
the fact that you played two hours at a stretch is the primary reason you lost that much. don't give me "team booga," you can't go on tilt and expect to win like that
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You're at a fancy party filled with diplomats of various countries.

This guy walks up to and starts a conversion. Eventually, after a few drinks, he mentions he's in the middle of a fight with his boyfriend and he could really use some company.
He seems pretty drunk by now.

What do you do?
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>>182414138
>implying Reaper isn't guilty of bullshit and Doomfist is completely innocent and justified
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>>182414393
*switches to winston*
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>>182414575
*teleports behind you*
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Post: your main without posting your main
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>>182414512
The two hours wasn't consecutive and I'm not blaming anyone, just venting.
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>>182414575
>mfw when our reaper is destroying their dva and they decide they need a winston instead of a hitscan
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>>182414768
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>>182414768
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>>182414768
>maining a hero
don't do this
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>>182414514
Return him to his boyfriend, because I'm not a homewrecker and giving him what he wants would only make things worse.
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>>182414768
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>>182414978
The irony is that the home is already wrecked.
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>>182414768
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>>182414768
Wouldn't his suit be squeaking all the time because of all the leather?
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>>182414990
I can't figure out who this hero is. Some new hero that represents /pol/ or something?
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>>182414768
Good luck gueesing
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>>182415138
An anon of culture, I see
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>>182414768
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>>182414768
Torb
>>182414886
Lucio
>>182414904
McCree
>>182414990
Soldier
>>182415058
Nerfhog
>>182415098
Reaper?
>>182415138
Junkrat
>>182415213
Mercy
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>>182415317
right except for one
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>>182415317
it's not Mercy
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>>182415317
Correct on soldier.
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>>182414768
My boy needs a buff.
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>>182415171
Junkrat
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How did you guys climb out of platinum?
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>>182415609
Yup
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can you call out and report soldiers that shoot at you when you play doomfist?
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>>182414096
you must be new

just play what you want at and you will have a 50% win rate either way
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>>182415493
he got that wrong
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>>182415480
Lucio?
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>>182415789
It's not a support
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>>182415782
No he didn't that's my main.
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Is there anyone at all looking forward to the world cup group in 24 hours?
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>>182415672
By letting go of the ladder and falling into gold

Fuck.
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>23% win rate in comp
Aren't we meant to be demoted if we're <50% win rate?
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>>182415672
I played a lot. I mean A LOT.
then Blizzard fucked around with the algorithm and placed me way below where I was playing normally.
>>182413687
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>>182414768
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>push first point fast
>get minimal time added on
>other team doesn't cap until overtime
>gets 5 minutes

What the fuck is this system. Is there any actual logic to it or is it just the team that goes first on 2CP gets fucked?
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>>182414768
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>>182415870
I am, you won't get much luck around here with the "ow isnt esports" circlejerk
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>>182415870
I'd watch if soe appears
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>>182415870
>Is anyone looking forward to the same comps run over and over and over and over and over again

Gee, I dunno.
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>>182416146
You're wrong, the faster you push point A, the more time you get to cap point B. My team got rolled one time by a team that capped point A in seconds, and they got 9 minutes to do point B.
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>>182415854
I posted the image so I should know, anon.
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>>182415839
Zarya
>>182416057
76
>>182416195
Widow
>>182416235
Tracer
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>>182416272
She's there hosting the event
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>>182416423
What happened to her arm?
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>>182416423
>drops so much spaghetti they become cans
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I'm fucking sick of these guys with literally 0 awareness on masters
You have literally 5 seconds to tell me the best place to find teams for comp otherwise.....
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>>182415870
>""""""""""competitive"""""""""" overwatch

Good joke buddy
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>>182415870
Soe C U T E CUTE CUTE
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>>182416250
>literally the easiest "competitive" fps ever made

Yeah I wonder why people aren't watching and teams are pulling out of overwatch altogether.
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I came to overwatch expecting to have discussions on the game. Instead, its a bunch of overwatch porn of reinhardt and mei all the time. Is it always this autistic?
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>>182417207
The game itself isn't interesting, why would anyone talk about it? It attracts people who are more interested in lore than actually playing the game.
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>>182417014
>ywn share ice cream with Soe

:(
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>>182417207
welcome to /vg/

97% of generals are like this. just be glad we don't tolerate tripfags in owg
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>>182417207
Welcome to the general, anon! Is there something in particular about the game that you want to discuss? I won't pretend to have any amazing insights, but I can try!
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>>182417271
>he thinks the people who discuss the lore don't play the game

I bet I have more hours than you.
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>>182417207
>I played a comp match and I LOST because other people didn't play the way I wanted to! waa waa waa
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>>182417481
How to git gud at competitve. Just started really playing this game and trying to get better about a week or two ago. Mostly play mercy since no one wants to play healer and im stuck at 1800 on console
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>>182417528
This is actually what 80% of /owg/ is composed of when there isn't an announcement or new release of any kind. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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>>182417496
>I have nothing else to do than play overwatch

Good job.
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>>182417597
lmbao
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>>182417207
Just be glad it's not infested with avatar fags and tripfags that just use it as their personal chat room to whine about their life and feelings like most other generals for popular games.

I keep reporting the people that just spam the same nonsense every thread but they either never get banned or keep evading bans
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>>182417308
>no short haired qt to blind me with dairy
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>>182417641
>they talk about the game and don't play
>lol you play the game, fucking LOSER
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>>182417271
>implying there's a lot of lore anyway
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>dva follows me the whole game absorbing my shots
>team complains I'm not doing anything
>ask them to kill dva
>they continue to blame me

What the fuck is this game.
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>>182417308
This webm actually creeps me out a little. Is this like one of those "girlfriend simulator" videos where she pretends to go on a date with (You) and the whole thing is shot in first person like this? Then it ends with her sucking you off?
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>>182417776
Of course there isn't. That leaves plenty of room for the spergs to make shit up in their heads so Blizzard can scoop it all up and fill it out. Look how fucking vague the lead writer is on twitter
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>>182417597
Honestly, I have a hard time climbing as well, so I'm not sure how much I can help you there. In my experience, though, the best thing you can do in comp is have a group that you can communicate with effectively. If you find people that you gel with, add them.
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>>182417669
It's faggots like you that go on reporting rampages that ruin generals. You don't just report rule breaking posts but also post you just don't like or "it gets posted too much!". Mods do not know the culture of each general. They delete posts they don't even understand most of the time.
You go on a mass reporting spree, you ruin the fun for pretty much every one. You're autistic.
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>>182417921
>culture of each general

KYS yourself my man.
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>>182415672
By abusing the busted SR gains you get from playing off meta heroes.
I get 40+SR as Sombra then just lose about 20.
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>>182417669
Like that McGenji anon and the Uwah! guy? The latter went a little overboard, but I don't think they're that bad overall.
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>>182417820
No, it's just a tour of Dreamhack with her and a starcraft probe. He tries to make a move on her and gets shut down at the end though so I guess it is a date simulator
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>>182417921
>LE GENJI LICKS MCCREES BUTTHOLE HAHAHA I POSTED IT AGAIN shouldn't be considered meaningless spam that does nothing but shit up the general
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>>182418070
that chick looks like a dude with makeup on wtf
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>>182418017
>culture of each general

>he goes on /vg/ and doesn't understand this

You honestly don't belong here. Boards have their own culture and /vg/ generals are essentially their own boards. It's why /vg/ was made. Threads there developing their own culture on /v/ and cluttering the front page. It's not for you to just decide "I don't like this!" and report it. That's not what the report function is for.
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>>182417909
Thats why i eventually wanna make the switch to pc. Xbox is shit since everyone stays in party chat. No communication except for "I need healing" or "Group up" messages. Just to expensive and my internet is too shit for pc gaming atm.
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>>182417921
fuck off you obnoxious cunt

if mods delete something it's not because it was reported, but because it's breaking global rules. >m-muh culture is not exempt from these rules
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>>182418156
Did I specifically mention that as a quality post or did you assume I did?

It's the same faggots that reports images they don't like. That report lore posts because they think they are "off topic". That report the harmless pachimari posting.
And much more. The autismos that report because they simply don't like something and then actually think mods even care. Or that mods are even taking action against this posts.
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Okay, Talon, we git it. You guys have a boner for Hanzo.
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>>182417921
>>182418390
complaining about the moderation is against global rules.
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>>182418354
>if mods delete something it's not because it was reported, but because it's breaking global rules

You have no conception of how this site really works do you? How new are you?

>they do it for free
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>>182414768
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>>182418395
>i have little to gain from suchan arrangement

really good writing here, what an epic exchange
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>>182418508
I'm complaining about you dumbass. Do you think janitors like to shuffle through false flag reports 24/7?
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>>182417898
Then Blizzard brilliantly fucks their headcanons.
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>>182417597
>console

Play genji. Free wins on console.
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>>182417898
>vague
>when he is under strict CDC

Oh wow, how surprising!
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>>182418186
You're such a fucking loser.
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>>182418390
>harmless pachimari posting
You mean the guy who was spamming "UWAAAA" hundreds of times per thread with slight variations of the same image every time? Yeah, nice """"culture"""" you got there.

Also that's a lot of assumptions you got going there, I literally only report shit that is spammed repeatedly and adds nothing to the thread. Mods might not care at first, but I figure it only takes 3 seconds to do so and if enough people do it eventually then they'll ban the guy like they did to the UWAAA spammer.
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>>182418608
no, you are complaining about the moderation on this site. you were literally saying mods don't know what they're doing and delete posts just because they were reported, even if those posts did not break any rules.

>Mods do not know the culture of each general. They delete posts they don't even understand most of the time.

you are complaining about the moderation, this is against global rules. i hope that a mod sees your posts and takes the appropriate action.
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>>182414768

I'll try to be subtle
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>>182415317
>McCree
That's Ana, you bitch. How the fuck can you mistake a grandma with a gun for any fucking thing else?
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>>182418808
Saying they don't know the culture of each general is not their fault. They aren't payed. They aren't made to understand. It's a thankless job.
The fact you think that means I'm bitching about the moderation and not you means you're trying to deflect. And that's obvious enough.

I'll say it again, you're a dumbass.
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>>182418841
>fingers not even on the fucking triggers
P U R G E
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>>182418395
>when Doomfist goes after Handsome Shimada for booty
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Has this been talked about yet?
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>>182418759
>hating Uwah

No wonder you're a whiny, annoying fuck. One of the few fun things we had for a little while.
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>>182414768
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>>182418975
>vague blue post
That could mean just about anything. I bet they'll be retarded and just amp up his HP, making him more of a walking ult charger than he already is.
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>>182418958
>it's not their fault they don't know what they're doing, they don't get paid
you're still doing it. just stop posting.
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>>182419097
Nothing I said wasn't true. You think it's insulting? It's insulting they filter through posts daily for nothing.
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>>182419058
Look, I'm sorry I got you banned, UWAAA spammer, but you can't just spam random nonsense in a thread and expect people to not report it.
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>>182418971

Yeah, not gonna lie, I just quickly image searched "gamer girl" and took one at random. Not too proud, but it is what it is, tbqh.
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>>182419058
>spam is fun xD
fucking shitposter go back to wherever you came from

>>182419153
>Nothing I said wasn't true.
so, you are still saying mods don't know what they're doing. how is this not a complaint against the moderation? enlighten me
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>>182419201
>it's the "he likes something that means he posted it" scapegoat

How original.
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solo queue when? I can't stand being matched with 3+ stacks.
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>>182418508
Metaposting is also against the rules. Go cry on /qa/.
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>>182419247
>enlighten me
Because they shouldn't be expected to micromanage /vg/, the most difficult board to moderate, to the extent of understanding the culture in each general when they literally do it for free. No one should be expected to. It would take so much work it wouldn't be worth it.
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>>182419308
>tfw I just came out of a comp game where the 3 stack on my team worked together great and the 3 stack on the other team just fed all match long
I finally know how it feels to be on the winning side of this shit.
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>>182414768
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>>182419458
that does not explain how 'they don't know what they're doing' is not an insult. try again.
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>>182419509
Yes it does. Learn to read.
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Sniper, be RARY!
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>>182419554
no, it does not. learn english.

you are backpadeling, first you say they don't know what they're doing, now you say they should not be expected to know what they're doing (which is irrelevant to what you said first).

your first few posts are still complaints against the moderation.
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>make one off handed comment about reporting spam in the thread
>two autists start shitflinging at each other, essentially spamming the thread up with nonsense
Can we get back on topic now?
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>>182419663
You started it with your "look guys I'm saving the general by reporting everything I don't like" retarded shit flinging.
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>>182419767
but he said he reported posts that broke the rules, not posts he simply didn't like. are you stupid?
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>>182418723
Are you fucking retarded, dropped on your head maybe? Even the games descriptions for characters, events and locations are purposefully set up to say absolutely nothing but leave infinite room for speculation.

But of course, Blizzard could shit down your throat and you would still find something good to say about it.
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>>182419663
So I played a comp match and other people were bad at the game and I LOST!
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>>182419661
I never once backpedaled. You wish I did. But I haven't. You're injecting meaning into my words that was never there. You're a desperate baby trying to prove he's right.
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Who can I pick top solo counter dive comp when my team won't listen?
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>>182419947
I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully you get a better team next time, right?
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I have been away for a couple weeks, is there any estimate on when Doomfist and the other PTR changes will actually go live?
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>>182419958
>solo counter dive comp

you cant
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>>182419865
You are one mad, sad little person to get this upset. Did Chu piss in your cereal or something?
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>>182419948
i am not injecting meaning into anything. you clearly stated that
>They delete posts they don't even understand most of the time.
this is a clear complaint about the moderation of the site. you may struggle and backpedal all you want, nothing will change what you have previously posted. fuck off
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>>182419958
Unironically torb.
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>>182420059
>You may have to wait for some of the bigger mysteries though, we're really still just getting started
>implying the game will last that long
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>>182419804
>I keep reporting the people that just spam the same nonsense every thread

>There is that picture of Widow I hate. Time to report
>There is that post about the lore I hate. Time to report
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>>182419958
Reaper?
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Did I read something about removing duplicates from loot boxes or am I imagining that?
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>we all agree to let attacking team roll us so we don't have to play horizon

When can we blacklist maps?
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>>182420065
>They delete posts they don't even understand most of the time.

That's not a complaint. It's the truth. Whether or not you interpret that way means nothing. Well it does mean you're autistic and desperate to win a petty argument you've already lost though.
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>when you run hextuple DPS on volskaya defense and win without losing the first point
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>>182420287
sextuple*
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>>182420140
>implying the game will last that long

30 million
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>>182414768
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>>182420287
Bronze is one hell of a place
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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD
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I've fallen from GM to the middle of diamond.

Should I keep going?
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>>182420448
Be careful anon. You'll reported for making this one post every thread.
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>>182420448
How are you, today
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>>182420431
actually it was quickplay, but it still shouldnt have worked
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>>182419958
Sombra, and EMP literally every group fight.
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>>182420287
Something similar happened to me recently.
>numbani attack
>team comp is McCree, 76, Tracer, Torbjorn, and Reinhardt
>pick Junkrat because we're clearly not trying to win, might as well have some fun
>enemy team gets fucking steamrolled
>one of our guys leaves
>we STILL stroll right up to the finish
>overwhelming victory
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>>182420529
>I made a retarded post just to delete it later
>mods do their jobs all the time! you don't even have to report it!
>let me copy paste the rules for you

Holy fucking autism
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When will they reveal skins for Doomfist? I like how he plays but I don't want to play as a nigger.
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>>182420448
How do tiddypads feel?
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>tfw got permabanned from competitive because your computer kept disconnecting you at the start of the match

pretty sad :(, im not even toxic
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>>182420772
Anon, someone just made a post that they make every thread. You better jump on that. Hurry, help those hard working jannies out and perma ban that dude!
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>>182420529
>posting the same image in every thread (i.e. spamming it)
In that context i'm pretty "spamming" is when you post the same thing over and over in the same thread. Which is also why they put flooding there, as in flooding the thread with a post or image.
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>>182420801
>playing competitive when you know you have a shitty computer
You deserve it.
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>>182420538
Pretty good if not a tiny bit tired because I've got exams, thanks for asking ;_;
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>>182421037
That's very cute. Is there more?
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>1 person leaves
>position not filled for the next 10 mins till the end of the match

100000000000/10 MM
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>>182420980
Posting the same image every thread is different on /vg/ due to the 750 post count until auto sage. Most generals start out posting the same image or caption per thread. All generals do this. i.e. board culture. According him though this should be banned. And when you report this posts, janitors can't tell the difference between spam and typical new thread shenanigans. You have to use your own digression. Clearly that anon has none.
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>>182421156
>Mid Plat
>2nd round of Nepal
>Everyone but me leaves
>Match won't cancel, and I don't want to give the enemy the satisfaction of me leaving
>3rd round
>4 of their mates decide to just fuck around and spawn camp me
>Eventually get kicked half way through the capture
>Still lose SR
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>>182421298
>janitors can't tell the difference between spam and typical new thread shenanigans
[citation needed]

you are not just assuming things on no basis, are you?
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>>182421129
Sadly no.
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>>182421403
Actually no, and giving you a citation would technically be against the rules. Since you're such a nazi about it. You'll just have to take my word on it, but I already know you don't plan to.
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>>182421492
>i can read the minds of janitors
sure thing buddy
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>>182421551
>this dense
Jesus christ you're hopeless.
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>>182420145
>blatantly making up scenarios
Why?
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>>182421129
I edited the image from 'tumblr ten images to express one thing' so it fit here and I will shamelessly take credit for it.

svengalia.tumblr.com/post/162722076615

Here's your source. I hope you like it.

>inb4 'ew tumblr'

bitch I had to reverse image this through three furry porn blogs and some edgy deviant art shit
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Can you guys please stop fighting? It's fine to disagree over these things, but you're eating the general.
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>>182421590
>ad hominem
>no proof for his retarded claims
>still implying the moderation is doing a bad job
i'm not even the guy you originally argued with but holy shit, this is a classic
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>Symmetra

Kill yourself. All of you.
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>>182419958
Sombra but you have to be extremely efficient with building ultimate. Doomfist maybe?
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>>182421661
Hows Bronze?
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>>182421648
Oh could tell. Because you make every post with a reaction image you give an autistic name to. It's just as bad as avatar fagging.
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>>182421629
Oh, I don't mind that you found it on Tumblr, I go there for art all the time! Thank you for the source!
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>>182421736
>It's just as bad as avatar fagging.
no, it's 4chan 'culture', i thought you enjoyed that
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>start a torb only account
>get demands to switch constantly
>healers refuse to heal me
>people start saying they're going to throw and go Hanzo/Sym
>do my part well but get dragged down then blamed by throwers
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>>182421785
>the one who bitches about the rules becomes worse than the thing he bitches about

I'm not surprised.
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>>182421884
>wasting 40 dollaroos to solely play torb like an autist
I don't blame them
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>>182421896
b-but muh culture

here comes t.racer haha
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>>182421610
>making up
I wish I was.
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>>182420059
>don't want to throw all the story out there for story's sake
Well why the fuck not!
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>>182422036
you are
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>>182414768
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Holy shit why do they put me with people who literally cannot get a single kill in 5 minutes?
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>>182421976
>shad
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>>182421689
The dive tanks and DPS can deal with them respectively.
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>>182420059
>don't want to throw all the story out there for story's sake
The fuck does this even mean?
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>>182422114
How new are you?
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>>182421661
how fucking hard is it to kill Symmetra and her turrets? Seriously, everyone above Gold focuses her the minute they hear that microwave
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>>182422096
Because:

1. Jeff won't let him
2. They need to write/create the stories the lore is told in

A cinematic takes 6 months to finish. One comic takes 3+ depending on the availability of the artists they out source to make them.
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>>182422298
i've been here long enough to know that when someone is unwilling to provide prove or a source for his outrageous claims, he's making everything up and is twisting reality until it fits his narrative.
can't post your source? then why post at all? no one is going to fall for your bullshit anyway
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Is insta locking Zarya on attack and defense on every map good or bad?
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r8 my neghole boys

https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/NvE-11120/heroes/lucio?mode=competitive
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>>182422426
>he wants the source to something he would already know is true if he browsed this general for an extended period of time

There is an archive for people like you.
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>>182422397
>1. Jeff won't let him
I believe the opposite. Jeff wants more stuff out there. More nuggets = more fancanon. Jeff seems to like it.

>2. They need to write/create the stories the lore is told in
Yeah, and? Throwing us a bone would cost nothing. They can fill it up later.
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>>182422294
It's PR speech for they only have a basic outline of the story and are making it up as they churn out new content.
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>>182422382
Every character in Overwatch is slow as fuck and the game has shit mobility all over the place. Turrets not only cause damage but make you slow. Overwatch also sucks at letting the player know WHERE he's being damaged from. Any other FPS has a sound cue and the screen shows you where the shot is coming from.
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>>182422498
link me to specific posts that were deleted by the moderation despite not breaking any rules.
or stop posting. it's up to you.
either way, stop embarrassing yourself.
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>>182420761
like bags of salty coins
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>>182414768
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>>182422527
>I believe the opposite.

"Part of the magic is that everything is not tied off and explained to players,” Kaplan said of keeping Overwatch’s canon less defined. “There’s a lot going on in Overwatch right now where I think that the story in players’ heads is often even cooler than what we can deliver to them.”

>Yeah, and? Throwing us a bone would cost nothing
Actually it would.
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>>182414768
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>>182422591
>link me to specific posts that were deleted by the moderation

>being so stupid he's asking for a link to deleted posts
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>>182422591
>>182422773
Please stop.
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>>182422773
the archives store deleted posts you fucking dumbfuck newfag. here, unlike you i am going to prove my claim:
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/182413820/#182420529
this is a post in this very thread that got deleted. yet it still shows up on the archive.

now again, link me to specific posts that were deleted by the moderation despite not breaking any rules, or stop posting.
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>thinking /owg/ was anything more than the worst general on /vg/

this thread is just more evidence against us
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Anyone else ever just have those moments where you can never make it to the point because you get insta-killed?

>Die
>On my way back
>Hanzo headshots me as a I round a corner
>On my way back
>Reaper solo ults me
>On my way back
>Pharah solo ults me
>On my way back
>Hanzo headshots me
>get blamed for loss
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>>182422896
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>>182422527
>I believe the opposite. Jeff wants more stuff out there. More nuggets = more fancanon. Jeff seems to like it.
Jeff's said a bunch of shit that's kind of the opposite, granted, him saying what he has has given people the idea that "headcanons are canon" so when they actually put something else as the canon, "people" get bitchy. Like Tracer being lesbian or Genji/Mercy being a thing.

>Yeah, and? Throwing us a bone would cost nothing. They can fill it up later.
It would because it's done mainly by comic/animation.
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>>182422896
>he thinks that was the point of my post

Little dimwit, it's not deleted posts I'm referring to. The fact you think the proof is in deleted posts is why you're stupid.
It's the anons who complain about making reports in nearly every thread, detailing what they report. Most of which, like I said, is not rule breaking just things they don't like.
It happens again and again. And if you actually frequented this general, you'd know that. This isn't a new argument.
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>>182423064
its called a forced loss
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does anyone want to play? I just got the game "strawberries#11204"
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>done with placement matches
>hope I get high gold like last time to I can maybe climb
>1930
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>>182423103
>detailing what they report.
against the rules, report them.

> Most of which, like I said, is not rule breaking just things they don't like.
are you ever going to provide a proof for this claim? you are boring me. you are boring. for the third time now: provide a source or stop posting.
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>>182423089
>those overcomplicated gloves

Just why? Character design in OW can be so retarded. They overcomplicate everything and make it a clusterfuck.
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I just had 5 back to back games of people refusing to play because either someone picked something they didn't like or something they wanted or someone didn't do their role 100% right 100% of the time so instead they run around not doing anything or AFK.

There's literally only CSGO left as an alternative for an FPS game with any sort of competitive semblance to it. This is fucking grim.
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>oh boy I got off work early, I wonder if they changed doomfist at
>thread is just 5 year old fighting with each other over some shit they all stopped caring about a long time ago.

I fucking hate this place so god damn much.
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>>182422686
Jeff wants the lore less defined.
Chu wants it more defined.

Who will win?
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>>182423254
Going off that one highlight into of hers where she brushes her hands together and gravity sparks fly, I'm guessing they're special technology and part of her suit.
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>>182423290
I recommend you to search for discord groups of people building scrim teams or stacks to grind up/compete. No matter your rank (gold to GM) you might find.

Also Rawkus and Adam are gay lovers.
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Is it worth buying highlight intros?
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>>182423246
If you're this new to the general, don't bother coming back. I don't care if you're bored.
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>>182423403
stop making up excuses and post a source, fucktard. or. stop. posting.
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>>182423254
Yeah, why can't they be simple and cartoony like in Team Fortress 2, that game didn't hurt my eyes and brain by making everything detailed.
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>>182423310
I hope Chu does between the two of them. Less defined lore can work and you can still create a very rich world without just stating the facts, but I'm not sure that Overwatch is the right format for that approach.

>>182423387
If you like them, then sure!
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>>182423370
Nah fuck this game. I'm just going to do something else with my time.
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>>182423440
>>182423403

Stepping in to tell you and him you're both retarded. People complain about reporting every thread. People like you complain about them every now and then. Last time they wanted all gay posting to be permabanned.
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>>182422564
Same with the microwave? You can tell which direction and how far away it is.

Yeah, a Symmetra killing a Genji /Tracer in her team's backline isn't going to make your entire team disregard the other 5 characters standing in front of them, but that's Sym's job, honestly. She's useless and gets picked off fast if she doesn't have a team to hide behind.
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>>182423484
Less defined gives you retards in tumblr.
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>>182423595
>Last time they wanted all gay posting to be permabanned

I remember that. Just lead to more gay posting and then the mad man spammed tranny art until the thread hit bump limit. Good times Awful times
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>>182423771
Which is what the majority of OW players want. This is a game for children and manchildren with overactive imaginations.
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>>182423771
No, I mean less defined as in Dark Souls. I don't think leaving everything to the fans is a good idea at all, because they're not going to know the source material better than the actual writers and it creates a system where the plot can't advance without pissing someone off.
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>>182423771
>>182423872

Majority of the requests for additions to Overwatch is overwhelmingly lore related. And Jeff and Chu both said this. Except Jeff wants people to "digest" the lore while Chu want to push more out.

I can't understand how these two are working well together. It doesn't make sense.
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>>182423872
>tumblr is the majority
Less defined is why you get shit like First Strike not even going through, which then people bitch about because of the lack of lore and make their own headcanons, no matter how retarded.
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>>182423872
>This is a game for children and manchildren with overactive imaginations.
stop projecting
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>>182415126
Race bannon
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How the fuck do I deal with Reapers?
>Duel with him and die
>Get him down to low health, he wraith forms and I die
>Melts HP even when playing as a tank
>Does broken ass damage for no reason
>Is basically invincible because his high DPS+ getting health from kills
Am I doing something wrong when I see him? He feels like the character shitters pick because aiming as any other character is hard for them.
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What if

What

if

You can gain SR in a loss if you do well?
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>>182424032
I thought Chu said that First Strike was cancelled because it was based on an early draft and didn't gel well with what they had at that point.

>>182424207
You mean if SR was based on your individual performance rather than whether your team won or lost?
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>>182424157
Ask your team for help dummy.
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>>182424207
if you lost the game, you weren't doing well
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>>182424030
>>182424032
>lore in a """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""competitive""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" FPS

Go read a fucking book or something, holy shit. Something with a credited history for having engaging writing and stories and not a videogame that has had its mechanics made as simple and barebones as possible. Like, the people who fucking make the thing can't even agree on something as straight forward as the direction of the writing. Why would anyone give a fuck about it?
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>>182424242
Those fucking digits tho
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>>182424253
>if you aren't a widow/tracer/genji main that can carry a team singlehandedly you deserve to lose
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>>182424157
Mccree/Mei both dumpster reaper.

Both destroy him at medium to long range, and at close range they just stun him and kill him.
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>>182424032
Don't listen to Jeff's retarded spew about First Strike. This is the original explanation that was posted on the forum.

You have to understand that Metzen pushed for this novel to be made before the game even finished development. At that time they didn't even have a timeline of events or most character development finished. .
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>>182414138
Yo is there more to this? Artist tag on google brings up nothing
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>>182424431
That's the only page. Sorry m8
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>>182422686
>I think that the story in players’ heads is often even cooler than what we can deliver to them.
Precisely. So stop fucking around, and throw as dem bones and nuggets!

>>182423095
>It would because it's done mainly by comic/animation.
They could easily worldbuild by blogposts and whatever. Cost = next to nothing.

>>182423310
I hope Jeff wins, because Chu can't handle the story anyway - I mean, where is it?? - so instead of delivering detailed stories, they should just give us info about the world and pander to popular fancanons.
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>>182423218
>1930

I can't even fucking begin to think what you and your teammates are doing that you get placed that low. Like, I literally just got 25 with no experience in playing this game, did my placements and got 2900. I've only played a few more but the playerbase of this game is fucking atrocious.

I think I'll be leaving it alone from now on.
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>>182424473
Aw, Reaper being angsty over 76 is my favorite tho. Guess I'll have to keep digging.
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>>182423960
At this point they should just get on with whatever lore they're planning to put out and piss faggots off.
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>>182424529
>instead of delivering detailed stories, they should just give us info about the world and pander to popular fancanons
>pander to popular fancanons
Why would anyone in their right mind want this? They have an interesting setting, and it'd be best if Jeff would let Chu actually do something with it.
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>>182424529
>Cost = next to nothing.
Wrong.

You realize your complaints are because of what Jeff wants with the lore... not Chu... right? Or did you ignore everything everyone wrote out for you?
>>
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20757577179?page=1

>OP tries to prove rigged matches
>he brings 2 GM players to try and see if they can carry him
>OP explicitly said that he's not going to try to win - help, but not win.
>even so far as to play as Hanzo
>then complains about rigged matches

Overwatch forums are different kinds of cancer.
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>>182424529
>I hope Jeff wins, because Chu can't handle the story anyway - I mean, where is it?? - so instead of delivering detailed stories, they should just give us info about the world and pander to popular fancanons.
>pander to popular fancanons
That's the worst thing any game company could do.
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>>182424657
Chu is a hack who gets nothing done. Just fire him.

>>182424691
You got it all wrong. Animations cost money. Blogposts and simple pictures don't.

So they should focus on the latter, because clearly the former aren't working. They are just too slow and dim with them.
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>>182424546
not him but
>tfw try my hardest to be aware of positioning, communicate properly with my team, practice aim, and just improve my general game sense
>get placed in low gold anyway

I think I'm just genetically bad at games or something
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>>182424805
>Blogposts and simple pictures don't.
God you're dumb.
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>>182423960
Souls has a defined story and lore but it's told in a non-traditional way. This is reinforced by NPCs, the environment, art and enemies themselves.

Overwatch just has spatterings of random bullshit strung together that forms absolutely nothing coherent.

I don't even like souls games but it's crazy to me that literally anyone gives a fuck about a story in a game like this from a company like blizzard who will literally change everything randomly just to smear over their past mistakes.
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>>182424839
And you are out of arguments. I win!
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>>182424805
Are you baiting? Chu gets nothing done because Jeff won't LET him. Jeff's the one restricting the flow of the story because he thinks that the fanbase needs to have its hand held for months on end through every nanosecond's worth of lore, he has admitted to doing this.
>>
do commie filth still exist in overwtchistan?
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>>182424805
>Blogposts and simple pictures don't
>pictures don't
>pictures that have to be made by artists don't cost money

Also, your problems about "nothing done" is because of Jeff.
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>>182424839
Not him, but how does a simple picture and one guy writing a few paragraphs cost more money than a short?
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>>182424834
There would have to be something wrong with you if you're genuinely trying to improve but you're low gold or you're very young and haven't played many FPS games before. You're in luck though because this game was literally created for people like you.
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>>182424908
No you faggot, Jeff is pure and innocent, Chu is the one doing it all.
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>>182424936
Pictures have to be commissioned and/or artists have to be paid. The few paragraphs might not be much but the picture itself will be more.
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Why are the ranks so fucked in this game?

Bronze basically goes unused for anyone who isn't purposefully throwing/sleeping halfway through the game.

Silver is just a buffer between the players in bronze and the players in gold.

Gold is the actual bronze of the game, where players are completely terrible and have no idea what they're doing.

Plat would be good in any other game, but in overwatch it's basically the "at least I'm not bronze(gold) rank" where the casuals who play a game a week go.

Diamond you would think would be made up of good players, but it's pretty much just the gold of overwatch. "I have a basic understanding of what I'm supposed to be doing, but am still complete shit at actually doing it"

Masters is the first rank in the game where players are actually competent, and these are supposed to be "masters" of the game.

GM is a complete mixed bag. With mercymains/off meta one tricks, players that were either boosted or got a lucky winstreak, and a handful of actually good players.
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>>182424936
It costs less money but its still costs money and time.
And sure, blog posts would be better than the nothing that we get. But I really don't what most of the story told through a blog post.

We already have: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/19809396/

And we don't need a bunch more of those. Frankly, it's a bore to read through. I'd rather see what's described there in action then read some nobody reporter's take on it which is already different to the reality of what really happened.
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>>182425032
Do Blizzard artist work on commission? I know free lancers do, but I have no idea how it works once you're signed with a company.
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Satanist/chaos worshipping healer when?
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>>182425126
The in house designers mostly work on game assets, everything else is outsourced. Like the images you see in blog posts for instance, most of those are just rough concept Tsang rushes up for whatever purpose.
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I wish the lootboxes weren't in Arcade so my favorite modes weren't ruined by fucking mongs who don't know how to play the game.
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>>182423310
stop wasting time on the fucking useless storyline, it is a MP game who gives a fuck
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>>182425006
https://www.polygon.com/2017/5/17/15655410/overwatch-first-strike-canceled-jeff-kaplan-interview

Read it. Jeff's holding back content because he doesn't want to hurt the fandom's feelings and the lore is suffering for it. Let Chu write the fucking story.
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>>182424321
That's an interesting assortment of characters you chose. Who would your most played heroes happen to be?
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Why does Tracer wish death on Sombra?
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>>182425262
>who gives a fuck
A vast majority of the player base actually. And it's because they spent so much time shoving personality into ever aspect of every character. Down to the gameplay itself. It's driven people insane for the lore. To the post where most people just wanted to see Doomfist and learn who he was than actually play him.

You are the minority.
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>>182425342
Because she uses the technology that allows her to exist like a fashion accessory.
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>>182425262
This game is for spergs who don't actually want to play a FPS. The crossover between Overwatch lore fans and My Little Pony fans is probably very high.
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>>182425249
>arcade
>babies first modes for babies first FPS
>don't know how to play the game

I think it's you who is the mong.
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>>182425543
>Overwatch lore fans and My Little Pony fans is probably very high.

Ow the edge
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>>182425543
>Enjoying things
They must have autism
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Post cute Sombras, please.
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>>182425372
Characters are basically just one dimensional cliches/stereotypes with literally nothing unique or interesting about them.

Half the cast also has the backstory of "great hero presumed to be dead, but wasn't"
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>>182425342
Stole Winston's tech
Works for Talon
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>>182425372
>A vast majority of the player base actually.
Depends what you call the "player base". The ones most into the lore either play little or at all.
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>>182425683
here you go
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>>182424908
>>182424921
>>182425282
Jeff has the right idea, Chu doesn't. Chu wants to do everything his way or the highway, while Jeff knows fancanon is more interesting. He has admitted as much.

>>182425032
Naturally SOMEONE has to make them, but again, they cost next to nothing compared to voiced animations.

>>182425119
I agree that they are a bit of a bore, but then again, I'd rather have those, than nothing. And so far they've given us plenty of nothing.
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why didn't this happen?
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>>182425718
Right but that's irrelevant. Did you skip over what I said about injecting personality into each character?
Every, reload, walk, fire, and emote animation is specifically rigged for each character to show off their personality. It doesn't matter how bland they actually are. All of what I listed make people care about these characters to the point of obsession. Overwatch is one of the biggest fandoms there is right now.
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>>182425342
Jealousy over not having a nice hair stylist.
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https://youtu.be/Ean7QjN8D4w
Post CUTE
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>>182425826
Are you actually suggesting Overwatch as a serious "competitive" scene?
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Who are the nicest WHITE (human) characters?

Is McCree nice? Is he white?
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>>182425982
Torb is pretty nice
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>69 elim winston game

HOT

MONKEY

DICK
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>>182425982
Reinhardt. Mei also.

>Mei isn't white

There are no asian characters in Overwatch until they actually change their fucking character models to make them look asian. When I bought the game I thought Hanzo was a spanish weeaboo.
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>>182425342
Uses her life support technology like a toy and teases her for it.
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>>182425860
If by "interesting" you mean "absolutely everyone is a black trans copterkin lesbian and the whole game is about the cast acting like a bunch of college kids and having sex with each other," then sure, fancanon is really interesting. As for me, though? I'd much rather have the story defined by the people who actually wrote the characters and the setting and know the most about them.
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>Supposedly 30 billion players
>3 minutes to get a game
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What's the deal with Sombra? Why does she work for Talon?
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>>182426275
How can there be 30 billion players if there are only 7 million people on earth retard?
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>>182426275
>billion
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>>182425957
oh my god people are still making video game music videos

i thought that stuff felt awkward back in 2003 with maplestory it's still awkward
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>>182425865
Because Terry doesn't sound African enough and they really wanted doom fist to be from the African peninsula.
Terry could still voice an overwatch character.
I would love a gun character voiced by Terry crews.
Just screaming all the time during his ultimate and when firing his gun and shit.
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>>182426297
"Now, with Talon's extensive resources to call upon, Sombra can focus on her true goal: to unravel the conspiracy and use the power behind it to her own ends."
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>>182425982
Jamison is very nice!
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>>182425865
Because Terry Crews is the opposite of what Blizzard wanted Doomfist to be. And I like having an actually threatening character, he's the Lex Luthor to Reaper, Widowmaker, and Sombra's Legion of Doom.
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>>182426319
He meant accounts, obviously. It's possible to own more than one account--Google 'smurf' and 'multiboxing'. You're welcome, retard.
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>>182425860
For every one "interesting idea" you have probably a thousand or so retarded fan ideas. Jeffy wanting to keep peoples fee-fees unhurt is killing what little lore the game has. The only people that seem to want Jeff's style also don't want their headcanons trashed even though they make ridiculous things out of the characters.
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>>182426169
>before I ever played the game I thought Mei was supposed to be white, maybe has a Chinese grandma or some shit
>pick Mei for the first time
>OUR WORRD IS WERF FIGHTING FOR
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>>182424267
Because it's good marketing. This game, like it or not, is more focused on characters and world building than mechanics.

In a normal FPS, every character would just be talking about "the mission." However, this game always focuses on the characters' interactions with each other. They talk before the match, they have unique lines when they kill someone they're connected to, and they compliment each other during the match.

"who cares about lore" is a bad argument when the game is built around it.
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>>182426447
Then why does Mei call him a bully?
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>>182425965
Don't put words in my mouth, m8.
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>>182425865
Isaiah Mustafa would've been the better doomfist desu
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>>182426638
Then what are you saying? That people who like the lore don't play the game? Because many do.
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>>>182426434
What conspiracy? So Sombra is a nice girl who works for the bad guys just so it can advance her personal goals to save people? ;-;

>>182426518
I thought Hanzo was supposed to be something like Shunui Kyoraku from Bleach. A spanish guy in a japanese setting. Genji was totally japanese though...until I saw his face and laughed out loud. He looks whiter than most white people do.

D.va is in the middle. Round eyes are okay for a korean chick but she's still way too european.
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>>182426582
Mei just doesn't know him very well!
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>>182426680
>The ones most into the lore either play little or at all.
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>>182426685
>What conspiracy?
>advance her personal goals to save people?

Completely unknown.
Currently, she is looking into Reyes's old connections. McCree, Ana, and Jack. And presumably is targeting McCree for his connection to Ana.

All the other locations marked on her map have no explanation.
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>>182425683
Is Sombra the qtest?
>tfw like her more than Blizz does
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>>182426769
I just told you that's not true. So what's your point?
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>>182426810
Looks like Numbani, Beijing, and somewhere close to Washington, D.C.
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>>182425683
But that's an oxymoron
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>>182426969
My guess was New York not Washington but who knows.
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>>182426886
I don't like her in-game but she's a great sexy girl for sure. What pisses me off in her in-game is that she's slow as fuck.
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>>182426904
m8, you know it's true. Otherwise you wouldn't have shit like you do in tumblr where a lot of the bullshit comes from.
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>>182418395

Talon needs to recruit Torbjorn for their suicide squad initiative, to assemble Worst Heroes Ever ™

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmRih_VtVAs
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>>182425865

>tfw I'll just have to act like Terry Crews over the mic
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>>182427064
Do you not pay attention to the fanbase of other video games? Did you live under a rock with limited internet access?
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>>182426886
Sombra feels like the character they spent the most time on i think. All of her animations are super expressive and detailed, which is saying a lot considering the style of the game period.

All of her highlight intros are good, her personality shines in all of her movements and voice lines. Like they spent the most time working on her which kind of makes since seeing as she was the first new character and they wanted to make a big introduction.
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>>182426685
are you one of those hapa boys that hate white people and think handsome asians don't exist
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>>182425683

¿que onda?

>tfw Sombra main
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>>182427274
We're talking about Overwatch, not other games.
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>>182427402
We have to talk about other games because for some reason you think tumblr shit doesn't happen regardless of who plays.

Lorefags are not tumblr fags. They come up with AUs. They ignore the story. They are the minority. The lore fags are reddit. All reddit.
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>>182425683
You have to go back.
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I almost never get mad at video games, but this game makes me yell at my team more than anything.
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>>182427515
>reddit is capable of anything other than potg clips

good one anon
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>>182426412
I had a friend who made runescape music videos back in the days personally and got like 60k subs from it, its just a staple at this point because "I like this song and this game, lets put them together" isnt a wild thought no matter the time
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>>182425885
>McCree reloads his revolver
>Revolver
>Here we can see the genius clues that blizzard left us, hinting that McCree is a fan of cowboys.

Good point, anon, I'm starting to piece it together.
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>>182427652
they aren't even inherently bad or wrong, it just feels awkward in a way i can't really describe
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>>182427194
>queue into comp game on the day doomfist goes live
>someone on my team picked him
>assume he must have spent a lot of time on PTR
>starts whisper-yelling into the mic in a cracking, nasally voice
>realize he's trying to sound like Terry Crews
>give him a pity laugh
>He calls me his nigger
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>>182427515
I'm specifically talking about Overwatch, you decided to bring other games just to put words in my mouth.

Lorefags jump into tumblr then make whatever headcanons and other shit. I can almost guarantee you that most of the reddit "lorefags" go into tumblr for the same shit. Most of reddit I assume are busy playing the game and trying to post whatever bullshit potg for upvotes or what not.
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>>182427052
Nigga almost everyone moves the same movement speed barring postergirl(male) and MADA MADA, she at least has her cloak sprint and translocator to give her an edge over most others
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>>182414990
winston (electroshock therapy meme)
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>>182427684
I bet he enjoys brokeback mountain, its a classic masterpiece western after all
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>no pushup emote so I can give people the S U C C
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>>182428148
McCree is the brokeback. Those horses don't wring themselves.
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just had 4 Mercy one tricks on my team, think that might be a new record. we were literally spawncamped.
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>>182425885
I too watched that video from reddit.

I wish he talked about more hero's desu.
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>>182425865
because it's shit and redditors need to fuck off
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>>182428668
Was there a cat fight?
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Let's be honest with ourselves, guys... who is the cutest (FEMALE) hero?
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>>182428668
They obviously made Symmetra to be the other character that doesn't need to aim (her microwave is coded the exact same way Mercy's staff is), but most Mercy players won't pick Sym. Why is that?
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>someone on my team dcs
>we lose

epic
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>>182428991
two of them were girls and they acted like they're stronk independent womyn who don't need no Mercy to win. turns out they do because they are useless on every other hero in this game.
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reminder that girls are icky and you will only ever be truly loved and understood by another man
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>>182429230
Well duh
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>>182429160
Sym requires SOME planning and map knowledge, thats a lot to ask
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>>182429160
Whatta tweest.
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>>182428997
This isn't really my area of expertise, but I think Zarya is the cutest!
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HOW TO MAKE ORISA VIABLE:

- HALT deals 20 damage for every character bought together greater than one. (does nothing to pulling 1 character, but does 120 damage if all 6 ram into eachother)

- Supercharger increases passive ult gained over time by 1.5 to those connected

- Supercharger heals all those connected 5HP/s
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>>182429016
we ended up with Tracer, Mercy, Monkey (Mercy#2), Lucio (Mercy#3), Zenyatta (Mercy#4) and D.Va
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>>182429392
stop playing orisa
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>>182429230
I can believe this, shame none of the OW hunks are confirmed gay though
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>>182429392
Orisa is already more viable than Rein and Hog.
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>>182429392

How about buffing Orisa in ways besides just making her some ult machine? There is nothing wrong with Supercharger, it's all the shit you did not mention that make her unsatisfying as fuck to play.
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>>182427383
which skin is this?
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>>182415317
>nerfhog
That's Mei
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I've given up in life. Who should I onetrick in comp?

>Sombra
>Widowmaker
>Mei
>Bastion
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>>182429678
Sombra
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How many hours do I need in McRee to git gud?
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Any way to turn off all the bloom and emissive light and blindy shit? I turned everything to low and off but I still get blinded by the sun and shiny surfaces. Pisses me off.
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>>182429745
zero.

just dink their heads
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>>182429529
IF HALT makes the enemy cluck their heads together when they impact, she'd be more satisfying.

>Fire HALT over rein shield
>Detonate
>4 enemies all clunk into eachother taking 80 damage, granting Orisa 16% Ultimate charge

Get rid of the supercharger changes, and that anon is on to something.
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>>182429802
try turning off your monitor
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>>182429745
10 if you have good aim. 4000 if you never touched a FPS before.
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>>182429392
How to really make her viable
+150 armour
hitscan gun
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>>182429842
I just explained that I don't want to be blind.
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>>182429865
yeah that wouldn't be ridiculously OP or anything. Orisa is already much better than Reinhardt and Roadhog and she's only not picked because we currently have a dive meta.
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>>182429392
Let her set up to two barriers at once.

Bam. Best tank in the game.
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>>182429865

Making her gun hitscan would be retarded since it has no falloff damage. I'd rather it just get increased projectile speed or have the old damage back or something. Her critbox size needs to be reduced and either buff the size of her barrier or make Orisa's hitbox slightly smaller. Make it so she can gain superbongo charge while it's active again, too. That was a dumb "fix" that just made her worse.
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>>182429392
i like the halt change, but i like orisa the way she is. she just doesn't fit the current meta. why blizzard releases characters that don't play well in current meta is beyond me.
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>new update
>oh boy did they release doomfist
>wait 5 minutes for it to download
>launch overwatch
>patch is nothing but Orisa nerf

fucking faggots
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>tfw no D.va gf
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>>182429406
>3 supports
>Tracer being biggest damage dealer

I'm sorry
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Reminder that Mercy should be removed to force Mercy onetricks to learn how to play characters who actually take some semblance of skill or give up. So tired of losing because I get 2 Mercy mains on a team and they literally can't play anybody else.
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>>182428668
Mystery Heroes? If so it's such a bs mode that I lost interest in the stupid loot boxes because of stuff like that.
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>>182429406
>one Genji short of a dive comp
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>>182430148
no in comp.
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>>182429406
>3 supports
>only a tracer for dmg
ehhhhhhhhh
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>>182430142
>>
DAE hate le mercy xD!? ubvote is u agree lmao ;)
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>>182429967
Really I just want her to have a bit more health to her, shes fucking huge beating D.vas Mek in size IIRC and having only 400 health is awful when the enemy has no problem hitting that massive box of a body even if they were aiming fot something else.
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>>182430268
the comp doesn't really matter when 3 people on your team can't play their heroes at all. I learned that today.
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remember to always upvote your mercys card!
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>>182430142
>mid-diamond
>duo instalocks pharmercy
>other team has a smurf hitscan main or something to that effect
>refuse to switch off despite getting shredded the moment they go into the air
>>
mercy
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>>182429406
man, this makes me wish overwatch had some sort of "role selection" when you queue up for rank like what LoL has. that sounds like a rough game.
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>>182429481

That's really problematic, hopefully Doomfist's backstory confirms him to be a proud and fierce homosexual male so we can finally get some real diversity in this game.
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>>182430518
main
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>try to play overwatch
>be reminded mercy exists
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>>182430538
Normally I hate the gay shippers but I'm full steam for this because it would make tumblr implode.
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>>182430694
>it would make tumblr implode
I thought they were already shipping Doomfist with Reaper. Wouldn't they like that?
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>>182430694
Why would it implode?
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>>182430791
>>182430805

Really? All I see are him and Mercy/D.Va/Widow. I figured they shipped him with the girls (ost of whom tumblr has deemed lesbians) but made all the white dudes fuck each other.

I don't really go on tumblr much.
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>>182430538
>Coonfist left Nigeria because the whole country hates gays
>joins Talon to fuck Gabe in the ass
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>>182430867
No, they still make all the guys fuck each other. Doomfist is just par for the course in that sense.
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>>182430791
>>182430805

by tumblr he means us, have you already forgotten the several threads that go shat up by /pol/ the day doomfist was released?
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>>182430867
Well, I mean I could see them implode because Doomfist literally becomes pandering.

>All I see are him and Mercy/D.Va/Widow. I figured they shipped him with the girls
Sounds more BLACKED rather than actually shipped.
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>get 3 mercy mains on your team
>proceed to lose sr
every time
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HOW TO ACTUALLY MAKE ORISA FUN AND VIABLE

>fusion driver is now hitscan
>fusion driver now deals 7 damage per round
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>>182430970
True, the gays are always doing cutsey couples stuff that makes me feel lonely, but this is literally just pump and dump.
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>>182430997
>check their profiles
>none of them has a winrate above 50%
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>>182430867
>I figured they shipped him with the girls (ost of whom tumblr has deemed lesbians)
At this point they're just being sad.
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>>182429406
>>182430997
>>182431118
Two mercy mains is fucking death sentence. They can't play anything else to even a diamond level of competency, yet insist they totally aren't one-tricks and can definitely play other characters even though 90% of their playtime is on her and they have abysmal winrates on everyone else.

>Don't worry, I can play Winston!
>Feeds like crazy, can't land jumps, doesn't know when/who to engage

>Don't worry, I can play Reinhardt!
>Does nothing but holds M2, doesn't press W, Earthshatters into barriers or by himself, baits you with his shield and puts it down, never charges

>Don't worry I can play DVA!
>Does literally no damage, flies in and feeds 600 ult charge, Holds right click for the duration so your team gets wiped by tac visor or grav

>Don't worry, I can play Lucio!
>Doesn't know when to speed/heal, either just sits on the point doing nothing or is never with his team, can't wallride, drops the beat at random times

>Don't worry, I can play Ana!
>No heals fucking ever, only uses grenade on herself, only sleepdarts the tanks and at random times(usually misses), will always nano the rein if you have one if you don't she'll do it when it's useless(fight is won, no one is close, nanos soldier while dva is in mech)

>>182430534
I think if this were the case, you'd see multiple mercy mains a lot more since she's by far the most popular support and I feel like a lot of ana/zen players might be more inclined to just queue for the dps role if that were an option.
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GUYS GUYS has there been another event announced? nerbana or some shit like that? i just got up and can't tell if the announcement was apart of a dream or if it was real.
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>>182430867
> I figured they shipped him with the girls (ost of whom tumblr has deemed lesbians)
I wonder what broke them? Widow wanting Gerard dick? Mercy wanting Genji's? Jack, Gabriel, or Reinhardt not being the Pharah's father?
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>>182431245
Nirvana's a band.
>>
>tfw I think I've gotten gud as McCree because I get gold elims, hero damage and obj kills every game in quickplay
>tfw I play ranked and get my ass handed to me
So this... is the power... of ranked...
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>>182430937
No. I'm not sure where you're getting that he thinks we're tumblr, though.
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>>182431427
People try hard the whole game of ranked

That shit only happens in Overtime during QP
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>>182431498
a lot of people on this website love to go on about tumblr being triggered over meaningless shit, when in reality they're just as bad, if not worse
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>dps cucks fighting over roles thinking they will carry the game
>mfw enjoying my free SR and wins with minimal effort as support
>>
Post your level, most played character (all modes), the number of hours you've played that character (all modes) and your current SR.

48
McCree, 12 hours
2136
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>>182431702
(You) support the big boys nigger
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>yfw
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Any top 500 try-hards on PC want to duo? I need more friends. ;_;
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>>182431802
205
Lucio, 26 hours
2374
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>>182414031

>Could have snapped Tracer's spine
>Instead elected to simply take her out of the fight
>Is the sort of person who WANTS his enemies to live to fight again
>Probably killed the previous Doomfist because he was actually pointlessly destructive

Is he based?
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with maining Lucio.
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>>182431702
>hard carry a game on Mccree
>multiple picks every fight, carrying my drooling retard teammates
>+20 Sr

>barely lose a game on Mccree
>clearly the best player on both teams
>feels like I'm 1v6ing
>-30 SR

>play Mercy
>get carried, res a couple times
>+35 SR

>get crushed
>Doing basically nothing since we can't get past the choke
>Healing up lots of trash damage since nothing is happening
>Res outside the choke a few times since it's pretty clear we lost
>-11 SR
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>>182431930
This reminds me of the sadists who want to take Tracer's chronal accelerator off until she almost disappears and then put it back on. The idea gives me a special feeling.

Does anyone have any pictures of sadism towards Tracer?
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>>182431802
450
Symmtera, 62 hours
3126
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>>182432025
>Anyone here want to boost a Mercy one-trick?

Not really, have fun in gold when they nerf her :^)
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Are 75% of the people playing competetive clinically fucking retarded or something? NEVER in ANY game EVER have I seen so many blatantly fucking stupid IDIOTS. It's fucking infuriating to play, because you know that you could easily win the game, but there's that one fucking retard, EVERY GAME MIND YOU, that fucks it all up and loses us this game. Holy shit I'm mad.
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>>182432282
>60% win-rate solo queue (which is what I play the vast majority of the time)
>Literally ranked best in the world at the hero
>Not a one-trick
>Could probably do better than you on your best hero

Totally boosted, got me. I forgot a Mercy main can't be top 500.
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>>182432493
>me ooga team booga
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>>182432236
You mean like Tracer suffering? I have a few.
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What's the next weapon skin material going to be? If we ever get another one, I mean.
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>>182432236
>>182432716
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>Have 500 hours as McCree
>Still miss about a quarter of my headshots
>Still die two to five times a game
Is there any hope? I get gold elims 90% of games, at least.
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>want to read some good fanfics about awesome sci-fi daring-do like the works from the height of Halo and Mass Effect.
>Everything about overwatch is dudes (and sometimes dykes) fucking each other in various states of absurd AU
>realize that so little lore is given that even if a decent writer were interested they would basically have to write the canon themselves
>probably be a better story that whatever Chu shits out
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>>182432716
bls post.
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>>182432926
It's actually Jeff's fault, not Chu's.
Also
>fanfiction
>ever
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>>182431930
>inb4 rekt thread
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Started at silver took me about 2 weeks to climb to plat.
Have 6 wins than 6 losses so far in plat. Every match i lost we had thrower. Dafuq is wrong with plat?
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How to play Torbjorn well? He's the next hero I want to learn how to play as.
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>>182433020
Yeah, so I've heard.

And yeah, fanfics get a pretty shitty rep because 99% of works are shameless self insert or god awful romace done at a 3rd grade reading level, but every now and again you find something where someone takes an idea that fits the universe and just goes with it, like what if Overwatch never fell, or Reinhardt was incharge as some badass general.

Those are poor examples, as I am not a good writer, but digging through all that intoxicating catshit to find great stories makes it worth it sometimes.
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>>182432643
>literally ranked best in the world at the hero.
sure kid. proof or it didn't happen.
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>keep hooking that annoying Trapcer
>can't delet him now
>recall sounds
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>>182433175
https://www.reddit.com/r/OverwatchUniversity/comments/6lr2d6/ama_hey_im_currently_the_rank_123_and_7_mercy/

Come into Twitch chat and say hi. Stream is offline but I'll login and say hi just for you, Anon.
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Arrest everyone involved in creation of Lunar Colony
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>>182433150
But is it really worth it? I tried searching for Junker fanfics once to see if anyone had any interesting ideas about their backstories, and pretty much every result I got was either gay porn or the writer's Harley Quinn self-insert fucking Junkrat/Roadhog/both of them at the same time. I think the only worthwhile Overwatch fan fiction I've seen has come out of this general.
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>>182432643
>60% win-rate solo queue (which is what I play the vast majority of the time)
You frequently duoqueue and are looking for someone to do it with right now, literally every time I've seen you in-game or seen your stream title, you've been in at least a 2-stack.

>Literally ranked best in the world at the hero
Caring about overbuff stats as if they mean literally anything makes you the quintessential mercy main. I hope you wrote a personal letter to jeff kaplan thanking him and the SR system that allowed you to get out of gold.

>Not a one-trick
>Could probably do better than you on your best hero
You are a one-trick. Sorry, but throwing on other characters doesn't mean you can actually play them. Your winrate on the only other character you play is something like 25% or 30%, those are fucking throw stats. That's the kind of win percentage someone gets when they want to throw, but don't want to get banned, so they go torb and afk on the point with their turret. These are the stats you get trying your hardest on the character you have the second most time on that is also probably the second lightest in the game to carry(next to your main).

Please use one of your 20 accounts to play a hero that isn't mercy and manage to hit GM. You don't even have to maintain, just hit it. I will personally suck your dick if you can.
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Is there any winstreaks now?
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>>182433145
Don't play him out side of defense Numbani, Gibraltar, Hollywood, Volskaya, and Route 66 final point
Don't be that faggot only uses armor packs for himself or the one that has over 150 scrap and doesn't ever throw it out
Learn proper turret placement.
Never try to use your hammer as a weapon unless you're using it against another torb.
Don't be afraid run out with your team. Your left and right click do some bretty good damage and you need that precious scrap
Don't stay by your turret for long periods of times. Sombra and Tracer babbies will try to solo ult it.
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>>182432986
I can't right now, but please wait until I get home.
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>>182433430
It is, in my experience. I've found a few good stories that involve no romance or smut (oh my god right?) and one where it was lowkey and actually well explained instead of 'hanzo walks into overwatch and directly onto mccrees dick'.

Truthfully it'd be ten times easier if AO3 had blacklist settings, since that's where most Overwatch fics are posted. FFN doesn't have as many but you can always do 'no: Romance' which drops your search results down about 80%.
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>ywn have a nanoboosted god duel with the enemy rein ever again
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https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph593b6b5a408f9
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>>182433294
Nevermind. Just fucking MURDER them
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>>182433445
>You frequently duoqueue and are looking for someone to do it with right now, literally every time I've seen you in-game or seen your stream title, you've been in at least a 2-stack.

Check vods, there is literal video proof that counters your personal 10 minutes of experience. Literally only ever duo with 2 people, fairly unregularly, and I've only played in a 3 stack twice in my life, for a few games only.

>Caring about overbuff stats
I mean, it's a fair enough metric to say someone rank 1,2,3 solo queuing isn't boosted though. I never claimed I was the best player in the world, just ranked as such.

> hit GM. You don't even have to maintain, just hit it. I will personally suck your dick if you can.

Give me Lv25 account info and a couple days, sure lol.

People get so toxic over Mercy mains, god damn. Anyway, heading out for the night, send a PM on Reddit if you have an account I can use, I'll record the gameplay for you too.
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>>182433694
>only 1 girl in cosplay
>it's a shitty dva pjs
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>>182433682
>ywn watch the enemy flee in terror as you nano rein and chases down the enemy as they futilely try to escape
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Anyone know what song this is?
https://clyp.it/pue4hthz
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>>182433694
>I was at the payload but where were you
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>>182433649
>hanzo walks into overwatch and directly onto mccrees dick
I think you just described the majority of McHanzo fanfics with perfect accuracy. Missed the part where Hanzo is a trans man and lactates enough to fill a hot tub, though.
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>>182433150
It's not worth it going through the bat shit anon, it's not worth it. Think of your waifu.
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>>182433445
I like how you don't respond to the fact that have a 25% winrate on Lucio and dodge with "buy me an account."

Again, have fun in gold when they nerf your crutch.
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>>182433771
>no speed boost
you cant even catch me grandpa
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>>182433467
They claim yes, but they don't activate until a lot of wins. After four wins? Five?
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>>182433563
I will.
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>>182433546
>Learn proper turret placement

The hardest part.
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>>182434027
the only thing I learned is to abuse its infinite range, but there aren't a lot of area that allow that
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>>182433868
STOP MOKING ME YOU LITTLE TURD

I'D CHARGE YOU IF IT FUCKING WORKED
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So, the new Roadhog combo is:
Shoot > Hook > Shoot > Shoot?
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>>182434175
his combo is press H when you're in spawn and switch to a better character
I dont like playing games where their Tracer has an ult every 30 sec
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>>182434175
The new roadhog combo is H > Left click > Left click
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>>182434027
It depends on the map, but most of the time try building it on high places
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>>182433824
Or the soulmate AU, or the m-preg au, or the fucking forced marriage au.

At least Hang the Fool had some decent background stories going on. Shame that even at that level of writing people can't do romance without some getting an immediate boner just at the sight of someone. A little tact would be nice.

>>182433834
Stugeon's Law anon. 99% of everything is hot, wet, steamy, fresh from the pipe shit. That 1% though.. that's my waifu.

>tfw non-romantic war stories where people are realistically written to their character

One day I'll see a good fic about how Zarya/Reinhardt/76 got that scar.

One day....
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>>182434276
I actually just pissed off a Tracer with Hog, made them switch to Pharah. Then I switched to Soldier
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>>182433971
Since we were speaking of fanfics, a really good one I read was 20k of talon controlling Tracer and making her really miserable but I don't know if you're the reading type.
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>Remember when McCrees Ult was used as Area Denial instead of just another cheap kill Offense Ult and the 50% return was a mechanic which favoured this?

>Remember when D.Va got killed by her own mech Ult and the mech took and extra second to pop, so she couldnt just pop it off and cheap kills.

>Remember when Reinhardt wasn't broken?

>Remember when Mei's Ult wasn't the size of the whole control point so she couldn't just pop it and get cheap kills.

Ahh those were the days. What do you remember Anon?
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>>182434491
>what do you remember anon

All the things I've done wrong in life, usually when I'm trying to sleep. Why?
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>>182434491
>Remember when Genji had mobility
>Remember when Genji Ult wasn't buffed so it basically meant at least one free kill without a support Ult
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>>182432160

Based asf. I like Doomfist's character a lot. He's evil because you disagree with him, because you'd rather not fight all the time.
Not because he's actually evil or anything. Gotta respect a man that wants to shape the world in his own views because he thinks its for the best for humanity.

>>182414138

But this is just wrong. Reaper isn't some kind of Snape playing both sides or letting guilt prevent him from doing his job. Look at the Sombra cinematic

He murderised the guards and tore that "Revolutionary Cyka Meka" apart himself, killing the guy inside too most likely. And he murdered tons of Helix security guards busting Doomfist out of prison.

He's tried to kill Tracer in the museum heist, and tried to kill Winston multiple times with absolutely no remorse shown for it, even enjoying it.

The fact that he's been jobbing the missions is just down to "Good guys win again" syndrome
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>play comp on a friend's account
>1500 sr
>get in a queue with a 5 stack
>dont get a tick on temple of anubis attack since tanks couldn't find the W key and we spent half of the time dicking at choke fully grouped
>we lose because they think that holding on the point when you lose within 1 tick is a good idea
>1200 mercy main calls me a shit reaper
>tell her she has no right calling other people shit because she's a bronze mercy player
>the ENTIRE 5 stack starts white knighting her ass
>my sides are out of orbit by the end

Why are 5 stacks so cancerous, and why is low elo so hilarious? These guys are a special kind of people.
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>>182433914
I had 5 and did get a little bit more bot after 6 is was same as 5. Around 35 in plat. I play tanks mostly.
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>>182418070
>>182417820
>>182417308

God they are legit just whoring Soe out arent they?

>Man gets hired for esports jobs
>If he isnt behind the scenes then he's hosting or commentating or analyst work

>Woman gets hired
>Makes weird date-sim like "Tour videos", "Interviews" the players, "Hosts the panels" by just saying "WHAT A MATCH BACK TO THE MEN ON THE PANEL"

Its really bad
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>>182434626
Gold and below is like a completely different game.
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>>182434408
Oh man, fucking mpreg is the worst, don't even get me started. I think as far as the romance goes, a lot of these are being written for instant gratification more than anything, so the pacing tends to suffer for it. It's just a lack of skill and patience, ultimately.
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>>182434626
>Can't carry bronze stack
Lmao why plats are so funny?
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>>182434491

When Nanoboost was intended to be used on tanks

Now nanoboosting a rein is dumb asf so Ana's ability ovewview video doesnt make sense anymore
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>>182434491
I miss nonoblade with insane speed so much desu.
It was fun to watch.
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>>182434626
>dont get a tick on temple of anubis attack since tanks couldn't find the W key and we spent half of the time dicking at choke fully grouped
I know that feel too well
that's why group chat is so good to carry games in low rank
>pick winston / dva
>guys go in
>we get the point
gold players often have good mechanical aim/reflexes, they just lack the ability to just start fights
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>>182434968
>I miss when cancerblade was even more cancer
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>>182434474
Sounds good. Link, bls.
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Mercy just needs her beam range reduced
>can't be completely out of a team fight still healing
>can't heal pharah from so far away that you can't see her while pharah remains unkillable
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>>182413820
Doomcy when?
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>>182434885
>>182434968
Nanoboost should be speed + damage and not damage + defense
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>>182435074
This guy gets it.
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>>182435003
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8162474?view_adult=true Enjoy.
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>>182434491
>remember how every potg was bastion?

>remember mercy's that screamed in the mic for protection before it became a cliché they'd be ridiculed for?

>remember only quick play?

>remember widow's high body shot damage?

i don't miss these
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>>182435040
It was doomed before it got out of the gates.
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>>182434345
>try building it on high places

But it's much more visible that way.
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>>182434491
I remember when Lucio was for healing away chip damage instead of being a dedicated healer, because shitters couldn't solo heal with a dedicated secondary healer.
Next I imagine that Zen will have his healing tripled and have 3 heal orbs to distribute.
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>>182435194
40 KILLS
39 FAN THE HAMMER KILLS
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>>182435074
also maybe a healing component
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>>182434873
Ever see those videos of the 3 grandmasters vs 6 bronze players?
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>>182434027
Usually you want it so far back that flankers have to overextend to even touch it.
Makes things difficult if weeb/pharah focus it from max range, so try to put it where there's janky sightlines that mean they can only engage from a place where the rest of your team can get to quickly.
If it dies then plop a level 1 turret down while you have to go on an epic trek away from the fight to set it up again.
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>doomfist will never call you a weak cumskin as he plows your waifu in front of you
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>>182434843
If you like McCree try 'Son, You've got a Long Way to Fall'. He's the main character but its pre fall of overwatch and therefore interacts with a lot of Overwatch people, and it looks pretty decent so far.

Reaper is a stressed out commander trying to juggle the difficulty of the desk portion while still leading ops and battling with Jack. Jack is sharp eyed and enigmatic almost, while still being a leader, though he's not shown as much. Winston is Winston. Reinhardt is legit a scary bear of a dude who is super nice, but scares the crap out of McCree the first time he sees him just by his sheer size. Ana is in the story too but she kinda still has that team mom personality going on. Finnaly McCree is what you'd expect a dude fresh out of a gang to be like. He's an eagle eye and a crackshot but a rattlesnake with his words and always trying to push the lines in is new spot. He acts like a jackass and for good reason considering he's only 17.

Still, all of the characters are shown to be badasses instead of simply having us told they're awesome, and the environments are done well enough that I can picture the setting they're in instead of feeling like they're in a void like a lot of writers do.

Still, its slow and hasn't done much beyond 'McCree is trying to fit in but not' and updates are a bit slow. Never the less it gets my recommendation (for whatever a random anon's word is worth) and is really setting the bar for 'shit that doesn't have people fucking each other'.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9448679/chapters/21376550

13 chapters in about six months, ~60,000 words, I'd say give it a shot.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go back to chugging cough syrup and meltonin pills because I have classes in six hours and word right after.
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Holy fuck if everyone else whined as much as Roadhog babbies do, 80% of the cast would have a literal 0% pickrate across all rankings and gamemodes.
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>>182435039
No, any nerf to Mercy and all the girl gamers will drop the game thus (((Blizzard)) will lose (((diversity))). It would have to be a 'rework' like Lucio, where it seems like a buff to shitters, but a huge nerf to literally everyone else in the game.
They are a very fickle species you know.
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>>182435468
Oh yeah, I remember how heavily it prioritized Mccree's card for FTH kills. You basically got one every game since it was all you ever used.

I wonder if FTH kills affect sr gains
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>>182435558
Thanks, family. Hope your classes go well.
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>>182435620
or maybe because mcree's fan the hammer did 400 damage
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>>182431930
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>>182435629
Ain't no problem pardner, someone has to fight the good fight. Maybe one day the lore will resemble something that good writers can work with and we'll get some more fellers who can write stuff that ain't straight smut. Til' then I think I'll just be here waiting for the right moment to gripe about my niche interest.
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>>182435616
They're already talking about nerfing Mercy, anon.
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>>182435580
you mean people who hate roadhog or pick him ?
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>>182435558
Its funny that there is more fanlore in that post than actual Chulore crafted over the course of a year.
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>>182415672

being able to play any counter necessary and not just constantly die
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>>182435680
>Flashbang over rein's shield
>Rightclick
>Roll behind him
>Rightclick
gg rein
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>>182435752
Roadhog mains who've been complaining non-stop ever since his instakill was thankfully forever removed from the game.

>"I've stopped playing Roadhog altogether since the nerfs"
Those kind of people.
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>>182435364
that's the point. its better to have it actively giving and receiving damage than it is to let it sit in a corner, waiting for someone to come into view.
Besides, the turret is designed to be disposable and them focusing your turret means one less person is focusing your team
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>>182435517
Yeah, but it's 5 bronze with 1 plat(or whatever) vs 6 bronze players.
I'll be honest, i'm plat and when i had unlucky losestreak and got in low gold i felt like a god. Even on tanks or Ana.
And i was in fact carrying hard. If i was Ana we had 1 healer and was just fine. If i was dps i was playing Gengu that i have like 4 hours on and still carried. People don't even move very much sometimes. Sure, when you have a 500SR advantage it's not that much and you still can lose, but when its closer to a 1000 or more it's insane.
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>>182435765
Oh thanks. Halfway through I realized that I was getting pretty sperg, but I'm glad in the end it worked out.

Fuck this game sometimes. It has a great setup but its like they poured the cement and started nailing planks to the lawn and putting plumbing in the driveway.
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What was the single most memorable game of Overwatch you've played?

It was goofy, but for me it was in the very early days after release on a random Quick Play match; on offense at Hanumura, everyone in the team (without any particular coordination mind you, this was on PS4 and no one was on chat) went Winston.

The defense team had tried to set up a choke at the gate that we all promptly jumped over, captured the point while electrocuting their counter attack and then did the same to the second point before they could even recover.

>captcha: electrico chester
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Who do you think of when you hear "balanced toon"?
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>>182435941
Arcade 1v1 duel (mirror match)
Somehow managed to get my opponent to agree to a melee-only battle and got Genji, Winston, Torb, Rein
Was hilarious, won 2-1.
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>>182435941
>that pic

My most memorable game was the first one I played after quitting TF2. I played McCree and got a 56 killstreak. Shouldn't be a surprise as I had 3500 hours in tf2.

>>182435980
Toontown.
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>>182435743
Exactly. And its gonna be marketed as a 'Rework' else r_Overwatch and the Blizzard Forums are gonna be flooded with an amalgamate collective of Mercy mains whinging for 3 weeks straight because its Blizz's fault that they all droped like rocks from Masters straight to Silver where they belong.
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>>182435980
Old roadhog, RIP sweet prince ;_;
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>>182435904
Nah man, you gave our opinion of a piece of literature. Nothing spergy about that, except for the fanfic part maybe.

Too bad I'm sure you can't provide actual critisim to most online writers or they acuse you of 'FLAMES' and delete your comment/ report you to the mods.
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>>182435894
In low gold people have a modicum of gamesense and know how the game works. In low bronze, that goes right out the window. It's a completely different game. I killed 4 people as Widow once and my team still somehow lost the fight. It's nuts down that low.
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Do I even have to care about rank? I'm gold now, but play comp only for decent teamwork which is impossible in qps.
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>>182435980
Zen is probably the closest I can think of. Does his job well but has some drawbacks, as a balanced character should.
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>>182436224
>laughing_heero.png
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>>182436243
I have to imagine at that level its people who have picked up a controller or used their computer for games for the first time ever. Even previous FPS or game experience counts for something. i imagine they just lose complete sense of the world when they look away, or move then shoot like they're playing an intense game of chess.

My dad played overwatch once and was legit surprised when he died after a tracer got in his face. I don't think he could even comprehend what was happening, let alone gather the ability to aim and counter it.

Bronze has to be a kindergarten pen or something.
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>>182436119
The way they worded it is pretty much saying it's a nerf. Word's already gotten around.
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>>182435904
I wouldn't call it sperging.
If you are genuinely dedicated to something and don't care if 17 people read your story or 17,000 people read your story then its a hobby. Hopefully when Chu gets fired, its people like you who take his place. Honestly I would rather anything compared to nothing, regardless of quality.
'Well what do you think is going on?' is not a valid narrative. Especially when Mission Statement was cancelled specifically by Chu even though the entire thing had been drawn up and copies were being printed.

As a guy doing an apprenticeship in building, you would actually plumb the driveway as one of the first thing on a job because groundwork/drainage and all that buisness. Sorry but I couldn't help myself it just triggered me for a second there
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>>182436408
>kindergarten pen
I've met a player who I'm fairly certain had some sort of mental disorder. He was level 900, played only Reaper and Bastion, and spoke in slurred english. He managed to get Play of the Game, and he got REALLY EXCITED, shouting "MVP MVP MVP" in voicechat.

Bronze is a retard pen.
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>win a fair game on 5 win streak
>gain 11sr
>lose a match because some mehmet nigger disconnects
>lose 34sr
good game
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>>182436528
>Hopefully when Chu gets fired, its people like you who take his place.
Fucking stop already.
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>>182416371

>>182416235 is lucio not tracer

2bh im not sure why tracer got a graff writer skin when its not at all relevant to her character design
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>number 11 rank in overwatch is a guy who plays exclusively reaper on every map in every situation
>ranks higher than his main account
>wins reaper vs pharmercy
yeah okay so everything you niggers say about tiers is lies
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>>182436393
Whats so funny punk?
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>>182436528
I didn't mean layying pipes in the driveway, I get that you'd want to do that before you have to dig through cement or some shit.

As far as working for blizzard, god no never. I want nothing to do with that shitstorm. I'll gladly keep it a hobby.
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>>182436528
>apprenticeship
good on u for doing a trade
i would dab u thru the internet if i could homie
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>>182436643
Fuck post incomplete

I meant that they're installing a toilet in the driveway.

>>182436560
Chu are you scared?
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>>182435846
Of course people stopped playing him, he had one niche and that wasn't even good enough to cover his weaknesses, now he's just a character with multiple flaws and no strength
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>>182436709
dab not dap yfm
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>>182436720
The drip feed of content is on Jeff, not Chu. Having fans dictate where a story goes is not a good idea because they don't have all the pieces and can't even agree among themselves what's "true" and what isn't. End of discussion.
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>Lucio was S tier since the beta
>nobody cares
>winston is outside of F tier for more than a month
>everybody cries
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>>182436241
man, I miss Calvin and Hobbes.
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>>182436629
Spit-roasted bacon.
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>>182436781
>implying anyone entering work as a writer for a company doesn't do entry level bullshit while getting a multi-month homework assignment until they're caught up on the story
>implying they'd let anyone new work on said story

Yeah I get the blame on Jeff. He's completely full of it, and honestly I don't think he knows what to do with the game anymore. I feel bad for the people who will inevitably get pulled down with the boat while he jumps ship.
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Hanzo is actually difficult for me to play
>I shoot scatter at feet yet it somehow goes behind them
>I cant hit someone side strafing or close to me cause arrows are easy to doge
>the crosshair doesnt make any sense
>wall climbing is clunky and sometimes doesnt work
of course everytime I play a character people say is bullshit I suck at it, Im tired of playing safe tanks and support man, it gets boring
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>>182436462
Again, the Lucio nerf was huge (and didnt even adress the key problem with his kit), but it was immediately dismissed because 'he can move fast on walls now so it's a buff'
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>>182436869
He is still the most balanced character in the game. He will not be nerfed.
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>>182436973
>nerf
>better healing, better speed, better damage, better projectile speed
the AOE change did nothing, since you're always with your team 99% of the time
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>>182436565
A lot of her basic sprays have that sprayed graffiti look to them so maybe it's a way to show the deepest lore about tracer's character which is how Chu loves showing stuff apparently.
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>>182436869
They said the same thing about Reinardt, and now people almost want him buffed.
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>>182437098
>his abilities dont do anything 50% of the time
he got the biggest nerf any character in OW ever received
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>>182436643
Yeah I hear you

>>182436709
I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or not because I can't see your body language but I'm doing it because its the family buisness and its a more secure job than anything you can do at Uni-not because I'm a general failure in life, with a personality as vapid as the air I breathe.
Though I do admit there were some absolute mouthbreathers on the starter courses.
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>>182437098
He doesn't need buffs, he just needs his existing kit to fucking work properly. Rein isn't fun to play when half the time his abilities don't even connect
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>>182437240
how to fix rein then?
more mobility?
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>>182436972

When you're close to people Hanzo's arrow is basically hitscan when its fully charged. Lead when they're further away, not right next to you. Right next to you just point and release
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>>182436973
>Lucio
>nerf
Tu quoi?
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>>182437317
fix his bugs
that's all, his kit is still amazing
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Comp is just total gamble
>get good games with communication and players who want to win = win games
>get niggers who wont communication nor want to win, they just instalock their manchild hero and go full fucking nigger and dont care
I thought it would get get better but really 3400sr and 1400sr is same fucking niggering shit. Nobody gives a flying fuck about winning. And these fucking niggers cant stay in QP where they belong to
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>>182437317

FIX
HIS
BUGS

EARTHSHATTER NEEDS TO BE CONSISTENT AND MATCH THE ANIMATION

HAMMER NEEDS TO CONNECT CONSISTENTLY WITH THE ANIMATION

CHARGE HITBOX NEEDS WORK

>>182436973

Lucio's change was an example of good rework though
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>>182436781
>Its Jeff's fault, not Chu
>Doesn't say how Chu was the one who pulled the plug on Mission Statement
>Forgets to mention how Chu fits in perfectly with the college failure kinds, replying to questions with either an emoji or a smiley implying the answer, instead of saying literally Yes or No
>Misses out the bit where Chu has got large plotholes in the comics he wrote. Are you saying Jeff looked at the comics and then told Chu to write the plotholes in afterward.
Yeah, Jeff is all to blame. Fuck off
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>>182437487
>Doesn't say how Chu was the one who pulled the plug on Mission Statement
If that were the case you wouldn't even have the comic.
>>Forgets to mention how Chu fits in perfectly with the college failure kinds, replying to questions with either an emoji or a smiley implying the answer, instead of saying literally Yes or No
Really has nothing to do with anything other tthan him being unable to answer much because Jeff tells him not to.
>>Misses out the bit where Chu has got large plotholes in the comics he wrote. Are you saying Jeff looked at the comics and then told Chu to write the plotholes in afterward.
What plotholes are we looking at?

>Yeah, Jeff is all to blame. Fuck off
Realistically, yes, Jeff's the one to blame, faggot.
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If Chu isnt in charge of writing anymore then i'm done with this series, its the only thing saving this sinking ship
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>esports dead
>all teams dead except those blatantly sponsored by blizzard since game went closed beta
>OWL leaks makes it look really, really terrible
>blizzards most hype hero yet has least interest from community so far ever somehow, like fucking nobody gives a shit doomfist was released
>my 50 friends friendslist has literally only one person still playing occasionally
>5-10 minute quickplay queue times at peak EU time on PC (18-23 CEST)
>not even on twitch front page anymore

it's over boys. i'm going home too. rip overwatch
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>>182437748
Chu could do more writing but he isn't a writing Messiah.
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>>182437887
>blizzards most hype hero yet has least interest from community so far ever somehow, like fucking nobody gives a shit doomfist was released
That's because reddit is still agonizing that it wasn't Terry Crews.
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>>182436869
>Lucio
is S tier because there is no other heros that can heal multiple targets or speedboost, hence no amount of balance changes will fix this until 2 other heros are introduced that can do this
>Winston
is S tier because he has near no counters once Roadhog was deleted from the roster. Don't forget he was A/B tier anyways, so the Roadhog nerf was just a huge buff to an already powerful hero

Nerfing Roadhog wasn't as simple as 'he was too strong, nerf him', because Roadhog alone was the entire reason why the Dive meta hasn't had supremacy since the hero limit was introduced. The current meta is basically the same as the pre-hero limit meta, but
-A Genji instead of a second Tracer
-A Zen instead of a second Lucio
-A D.Va instead of a second Winston
He was a necessary evil and now the meta WILL NEVER change until either Roadhog is reversed or another hero takes his place as a peel hero that punishes lack of positioning (Possibly Doomfist)
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>>182438013
no, it's because the game is dead and nobody cares
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>>182437887
>blizzards most hype hero yet has least interest from community so far ever somehow, like fucking nobody gives a shit doomfist was released
This is the most shocking part.

I guess it just speaks volumes about what a bad idea it was teasing his design so early and making it incredibly bland and uninteresting.

>Oh look a giant buff black guy with artificial / power arm(s), what an exciting and original character concept
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>>182434613

Doomfist is a Sith. He probably doesn't hate peace, just considers it downtime between conflicts.
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>>182437904
I know art takes time to perfect, but we cant fault him for keeping his projects vague when he tries to iron out the wrinkles so its a massive treat for his fans.
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>>182438078
I know, right?
Ana and Sombra at least had personality and design going for them, Orisa and Doomfist just scream bland and uninteresting
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>doomfist is barefoot because poor niggers in africa are barefoot
>this is a racist stereotype
>nobody gives a shit

?
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>>182438015

> he was A/B tier anyways
wrong
>once Roadhog was deleted from the roster.
>roadhog was the reason dive wasn't meta before
roadhog was never relevant even before the hook changes and his nerf

The met is dive because of the
>winston buffs
>rein being unplayable
>roadhog being even less unplayable
you have 3 viable tanks out of 6 and 2 of them are the core of dive
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>>182438159
Orisa is at least unique, and by that token gets people talking and catches some attention. Doomfist is the embodiment of bland and uninteresting.
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>>182438208
>nitpicking when triple tank was meta
Winston kills squishies, of course in a world where ana heals 150 hp/s he wouldn't be meta (and even then, he's still not f-tier)
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>>182438179
He would have looked a lot better in a pair of timbs, I agree
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>>182437487
>Doesn't say how Chu was the one who pulled the plug on Mission Statement
Because First Strike was based on a first draft, and stories change. I don't know why he waited until it was mostly done to do it, I honestly think that was pretty asinine, but his reasoning for canning the comic was solid.
>Forgets to mention how Chu fits in perfectly with the college failure kinds, replying to questions with either an emoji or a smiley implying the answer, instead of saying literally Yes or No
How much do you think he's being allowed to divulge, exactly? What does the tone of his fucking tweets have to do with the quality of the writing he does for work?
>Misses out the bit where Chu has got large plotholes in the comics he wrote. Are you saying Jeff looked at the comics and then told Chu to write the plotholes in afterward.
The only plot holes I know of have been in the art, and he's been relatively quick to address them in the past. That's not to say that they should've been there, just that there aren't any in the writing as far as I'm aware.
>Yeah, Jeff is all to blame. Fuck off
It's primarily his fault, yes. I think Chu has some pretty egregious flaws from what we've seen, but he seems to want to tell a story, and he can't because at the end of the day he has to answer to Jeff "Please only release a paragraph of lore a year because our fans are retards and can't handle their headcanons being denied" Kaplan.
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>>182438249
orisa is unique in her design, but she's really forgettable because her personality doesn't really stand out that much.
I mean, I'm alright with having something similar to a stereotypical black woman in the body of a robot, but when she's just that and nothing else it's just, you know, a bland stereotype
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>>182438373
>game is dead and the story and lore is not important whatsoever in the game
>this post

?
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>>182438179
>Doomfist is literally a black guy from Africa straight out of prison who steals things in order to commit crimes
>Nobody gives a shit
Hmm....?
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>>182438474
this game is full of literal racist stereotypes and nobody seems to give a shit
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>>182438445
i actually like her baymax-esque personality
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>>182437887
They released Doomfist out of fucking nowhere with no teaser or any sort of interesting event (Orisa's release at least came with a neat change to Numbani, it wasn't much but it was something), no cosmetics, bugged out the ass. EVERYONE knows they rushed out Doomfist to try and get peoples' attention away from complaining about how shit the game is. It's so fucking obvious. I'm glad the game is dying, maybe it'll make Blizzard actually try to fix things.
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>>182438445
>I mean, I'm alright with having something similar to a stereotypical black woman in the body of a robot
I wish we got a fat sassy black woman in a robotic centaur, but Orisa isnt even that. She's basically Bastion if he could talk. Just says generic robot protection shit.
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>>182438530
why are we here? just to sufferr?
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>>182438179
>implying barefoot isn't for the fighting style
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>>182438460
We were talking about lore, not the gameplay. I'm genuinely not sure what you're trying to point out here.
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>>182438587

what the fuck is this retarded lore discussion right now in a game where it is not important at all and not even the focus

there are worse issues like the game being literally dead, balance issues and terrible map design
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>>182438331
Triple tank meta was great, what are you smoking?
>grouping up and coordination
>fights were longer lived and more intense
>healers were actually a keystone instead of just being left for dead by the rest of the team as they fuck off
>offense heroes actually had to work for their kills
Dive is just overglorified trickling and a generic DM fest
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>>182438536
>I wish we got a fat sassy black woman in a robotic centaur, but Orisa isnt even that. She's basically Bastion if he could talk. Just says generic robot protection shit.
Yeah I actually wanted to say that.
She's not stereotype, but a badly portraied stereotype.
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>>182438574
>has hair literally everywhere on his body
>except his armpits

Why do animators do this.
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>>182438624
>there are worse issues like the game being literally dead, balance issues and terrible map design
Yes, but we weren't talking about that.
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>>182437697
-First Strike, not Mission Statement Fuck

>Plotholes
-What is the motive of Talon bar 'be bad guys'
-How the fuck does the Chronal Accelerator decide to work (Christmas comic and the Doomfist announcement directly oppose each other)
-How the fuck does literally creating a race of robots with sentience pre-omnic war make profit for Omnica Corp when you can just remove sentience and have slave labour
-Why does nobody care about the fact THERE IS LITERALLY A SECOND OMNIC WAR GOING ON
Off the top of my head while typing the post
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>>182438639
I never said it wasn't great, I said that of course Winston wouldn't be meta there because he needs like two minutes to kill a roadhog that just heals himself without fighting back.
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>>182438639
>grouping up and coordination
Happens in literally every meta

>fights were longer lived and more intense
By that you mean boring slogs where basically nothing happened. It was basically just standing around while you waited for your roadhog to land a hook.

>offense heroes actually had to work for their kills
By that you mean, offense heroes were basically unplayable.

Dive is stale too, but tripple tank was way worse.
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>>182438718
doomfist himself wants to create conflict to make humans strive to be better
the previous doomfist just wanted money

so it looks like talon doesnt really have a unified goal, and their agenda depends on the person
talon having a council instead of single head implies that they are factionalized, and may heave nearly as many differing goals as they have members
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>>182438689
do you realize how mundane and insignificant the overwatch "lore" is? nobody gives a single shit. you are literally rotting your brain giving a shit about and discussing it
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>>182438208
>Roadhog was never relevant
>Second best tier you showed, with Zarya another hero that was never relevant according to your own logic

You are right about the tank thing though
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>>182438735
My bad, carry on
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>>182438639
>Triple tank meta was great
Is this an Ana main or a Reinhardt main?
>grouping up and coordination
Same with dive.
>fights were longer lived
Because of three tanks
>and more intense
They weren't.
>healers were actually a keystone instead of just being left for dead by the rest of the team as they fuck off
Literally just Ana.
>offense heroes actually had to work for their kills
Kind of had to when Soldier was the only offense character in the meta.
>Dive is just overglorified trickling and a generic DM fest
You're describing triple tank, honestly.
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>go into game
>don't pick my main (32 hours this season) because of meta changes, and because other characters work better on the map
>someone goes trough everyone's profiles and sees that I have a main
>starts autistically screeching
>complains about me not playing my main
>I've played all the other characters for 5-15 hours
>this guy has only 10 hours in his main
>throws the game, screeches like crazy, blames everything on me

What the fuck is wrong with the Overwatch (((community)))?
How can people be this retarded?
It doesn't matter whether or not I have 30 hours or 6000000 hours in my main when I have more hours in other characters than you. What the fuck is their problem?
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that 2400 friend you help out

it's a struggle because you are only 2600 yourself

you eventually drop to their level after a month

they get up one day and leave you

you're stuck in 2300-2400s now

third time this happens, fuck everyone.
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>>182438840
So Talon is just the 'amalgamate group of bad guys'? Then why on earth have a council of evil people when you can literally do whatever you want to with your own goons? Having someone disagree with you is just counter to everyone's agenda on the council. Its a fucking plothole and you know it.
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>>182438959
this is one of the many reasons why I only play Quick Play
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Today I got my flag stolen by a Sombra while my Steel Trap was on it, however Sombra did not trigger it.
May I know how?
Looks like a dope trick.
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>>182438718
>-What is the motive of Talon bar 'be bad guys'
Apparently the same as Doomfist's, as in "make humanity stronger by conflict"
Also single members have their own agenda's
>-How the fuck does the Chronal Accelerator decide to work (Christmas comic and the Doomfist announcement directly oppose each other)
She takes it off in her gf's apartment, that has a thingy that acts as a chronal accelerator for such ambients (you can see it literally in the comic, it's in the panel where her gf is introduced)
>-How the fuck does literally creating a race of robots with sentience pre-omnic war make profit for Omnica Corp when you can just remove sentience and have slave labour
I honestly don't know
>-Why does nobody care about the fact THERE IS LITERALLY A SECOND OMNIC WAR GOING ON
There's only some kind of uprising in Russia and a kaiju monster in South Korea, those respective states are handling their problems themselves
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>>182438987
if you are below 3500 you should just not be allowed to post at all.

fuck off
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>>182438718
>What is the motive of Talon bar 'be bad guys'
So far, destabilization. The reasons behind it seem to differ from person to person, but upsetting the status quo is always the end goal.
>Christmas comic and the Doomfist announcement directly oppose each other
No, they really don't. In the Christmas comic there's a plugin for her chronal accelerator in Emily's apartment, while in the Doomfist animation the chronal accelerator gets ripped the fuck off her and destroyed. The first has nothing to do with the second.
>How the fuck does literally creating a race of robots with sentience pre-omnic war make profit for Omnica Corp when you can just remove sentience and have slave labour
Because artificially intelligent automated labor is going to be more effective than a mindless machine, so more people will want them? It's the same rationale behind trying to create true AI nowadays.
>Why does nobody care about the fact THERE IS LITERALLY A SECOND OMNIC WAR GOING ON
I think Russia and South Korea care. But the problem there is that none of it's been addressed because the story moves at a snail's pace.

>>182438842
Okay.
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>>182439000
>he never watched monthy pythons life of brian
surprisingly, most real life factions have a setup like this

they have differing, if often contradictory, goals and are prone to splitting off or absorbing new factions very frequently

they often have no choice but to pool their resources together to survive the international community, and they try their best just to keep themselves flying apart
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>>182438876
My fave meta was Deathball, however I gotta say at least Triple tank had some variation to the lineup (Winston or D.Va and then the DPS), wheras Dive comp is just the same Winston, Lucio, Tracer, D.Va, Zen and Genji
l i t e r a l l y e v e r y m a t c h
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STOP FUCKING PUTTING ME IN 2CP SHITTY MAPS
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>>182439006
QP doesn't have that carrot on stick and there is no real way of telling whether you are getting better. Climbing the ladder is what makes Overwatch still fun for me, but it's a fucking shitshow.
Shit like this makes absolutely no sense to me. I can't even begin to understand the mindset of someone who gets butthurt that someone is playing a character that they have invested more time into than you have invested in the character you are playing, and it's somehow a problem because they've played other characters more.

What the fuck is going on?
>>
I only check up on this game's PTR patch notes to see if Phamercy is already getting changes. Haven't played in 4 weeks because that shit made me irrate and want to break my screen on a few occasions.
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>>182439071
The Omnics are literal muslims.

>Omnics start shit up in Russia and South Korea
>le peaceful omnic dies UK
>"Oi, luv. These 'ere Omnics are neato they are mate."
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>>182438718
>-First Strike, not Mission Statement Fuck
First Strike was done way before they had the general story set up. That one was on Metzen.

>-What is the motive of Talon bar 'be bad guys'
Starting a world conflict. That's not really a plothole.
>-How the fuck does the Chronal Accelerator decide to work (Christmas comic and the Doomfist announcement directly oppose each other)
Doomfist ripped the back half and effectively broke it. That's not a plothole.
>-How the fuck does literally creating a race of robots with sentience pre-omnic war make profit for Omnica Corp when you can just remove sentience and have slave labour
Self-evolving AI in order to increase productivity and fix its own minor issues. That's the thing with robotics and programming.
>-Why does nobody care about the fact THERE IS LITERALLY A SECOND OMNIC WAR GOING ON
People are fighting it and it's already been stated that PMCs are dealing with it.

Those aren't plotholes, m8.
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>>182438959
Turn off the mic and ignore chat
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>>182438813
>>182438876
>dive
>grouping up
Only when they accidently jump into the same group of enemies at once, a happy accident isnt the same as intentionally sticking by each other. its still a meta of everyone fucking off to kill each others supports who have been left to themselves. theres no synergy or communications, its basically a TF2 pub snuck into overwatch
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>>182439169
Winston wasn't used in triple tank. It was Hog, Rein, Zarya/D.va, Lucio, Ana, and Soldier.
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>>182439093
Then this general would be empty.
>>182439243
What do you mean "accidentally", that's the entire point of dive.
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>>182439338
>triple tank meta
>hero that is supposed to be good at tanks sucks

Just goes to show that Blizzard is shit at balancing.
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>>182439093
mad?
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>try 6v6 to get the 3 lootboxes from arcade
>takes 5 mintues to find a single game
>every time I get put in a 0 to 2 steamroll
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>>182439215
>omnics are evil in russia
>therefore the different omnics in UK are evil
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>>182439243
>theres no synergy or communications
Now yer jus' shitpostin', boyo.
>>
why is it that everyone who plays this game acts like they have a degree in fps analysis and keeps talking about the "meta" just because they're higher than silver?

you're the people who enable the autistic comp callers in game: It seriously makes this game so shit to play.
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>>182439486
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>>182439459
do the 3v3, its the only arcade mode that isnt complete trash
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>>182439538
>9gag tier font
at least try on your shitty falseflag memes
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>>182439410
This image hurts to look at. It reminds me of a couple of people that I knew that threw a party but no one showed but me.
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>>182439619
cuck
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyNFSzwTtF8
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>win first round
>____ has left the game.
> 2:00 min countdown starts

>you can carry
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>>182438959
Overwatch is by far the only game in the entire world right now that has cancerous community.
I am actually genuinely curious to see how Blizz sees the community.
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>>182440146
>entire enemy team leaves
>get kicked back to main menu before match finishes
:^)
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>still playing comp in a game without a guild system
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>>182440365
>>182440146
>Send a "REEEEEE" to the leaver

>Sorry bro, went to go play GTAV wit my cousin
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>>182440362
>only game in the entire world right now that has cancerous community
>not Sonic
>not LoL
>not Dota2
>not TF2
>not Undertale
>not the FGC
>not Splatoon
>not Tera
???????
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>yet another guygamer instalocking third dps
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>>182440632
>shes too scared to outplay the men as the 4th DPS carry
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>>182440632
>Guygamer refuses to play as a girl because he thinks it's gay or people will judge him for it
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>>182440362
Believe me when I say overwatch players don't know shit about toxic community, or feeders, or rage.

Overwatch is put behind a 30$ paywall. Do you know what undtoppable massive of Peruvians, Brazillians, and Chileans sit behind that wall? Teeming hordes of 200ping teenagers with nothing to do but sit at the local internet cafe and drown themselves playing the worst characters in every situation

A f2p game like Dota 2 or league deals with all of that AND the reality that a permanent ban does not exist. Anyone can simply create a second account for free. No repurcussion exists for players.

Let that sink in. Imagine your worst overwatch game ever, only it lasted for an hour, half the players left open mike to an internet cafe in Peru, and the only remaining english players have been driven literally insane with anger

You know NOTHING of toxic community
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>>182440679
>Jerk
Did Genji spray that on?
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>>182414768
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>>182440823

It also says 'baka'.
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I feel like I have the worst fucking luck in Mystery Heroes. Not with what it gives me, but with how I get fucked over even when I try and work together.

>"Okay, I have Rein, this guy has Torb. I'll shield him as he sets up his turret in a good spot on high ground to pressure the enemy team."
>the fucking moment the Torb gets turret lv. 2 a Lucio that was behind us fucking somehow boops us off high ground and we get summarily fucking melted
Yeah okay. But it's not just this. It's every fucking time I try anything in this mode.
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>>182440830
Zenyatta baoding balls when

I'd shill fifty bucks for a good polished pair
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>>182440942
I have like a 10% winrate in mystery heroes even though I can play about 10 heroes on a Diamond to Masters level. I just don't know I think the mode hates me.
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>>182440942
>>182441029
The moment you start trying to think about strategies in MH is the moment you already lost. It's all about killing as many as you can before going down yourself and hoping you don't respawn as a support.
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>>182414768
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>>182441292
Eh, I can live with playing Ana, Lúcio or Zenyatta. But I can't feel anything but absolute fucking disgust whenever I respawn as Mercy.
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>>182441367
I jump off the map if I get Mercy or suicide attack with pistol.
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>>182440942
>do more rounds
>three rounds in a row where the moment my team gets a solid hold on the objective the enemy team magically pulls a Reinhardt and a Bastion
For
fucks
sake
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>decide to play torb
>shotgun a genji in the face
>deflects after i fire

>mc ree
>throw flashbang at my feet
>deflected

>junkrat
>shooting at mercy, genji dashes behind me
>deflects two bombs by deflecting behind my back
>sword also just instantly breaks trap anywhere

deflect is the cheapest shit
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>>182439243
>People running off by themselves to kill the abandoned supports
Literally this
>Watch pro streams
>See how I can improve my tracer or genji play
>They just run around shooting the zen who was left all alone
>The enemy Winston need jumps on genji to counter him
>The enemy essentially ignores the spa as they wreak havock
>The winner is just determined by who dies first
Meanwhile on ladder
>People actually form up
>DPS are prioritized as targets
>Flanking is extremely difficult because people are positioned better
It's shocking honestly
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>>182441653
>implying you didn't try cheap shit
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>>182441637
>join one more
>puts me in a late one
>defend on 2CP
>generate my hero and then immediately two of my teammates die meaning the point they're on is probably lost
>A starts getting taken but team filters in
>proceed to be unable to defend B
>"omg fucking shit team" over mic
>not even a fucking minute has passed
kill me
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>>182414853
>hitscan vs reaper
why tho
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>Play of the game by killing Ulted Bastion as Mercy
Was more funny than clutch.
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>>182414768
[ ]
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>>182441736
fucking tired of being left alone as a healer, especially if i'm playing ana or zen and i don't have the mobility to get away from them. also sick of being flamed for "not healing" when i get BTFO at the start of every team fight. at least with the shitty 3 tank meta there were people to stand behind as a meat shield. cannot wait for this meta to end.
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NIGGERFIST
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My favorite part about dive is that mercy and ana literally cant be played because they just get left in the dust and killed instantly
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>>182442674
>t. 2350 SR
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I wanna fuck Widowmaker
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>>182441876
what's reaper going to do if a soldier starts shooting him from 15 feet away, try and tickle him with his shotguns?
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>>182442496
>playing Ana in dive
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>>182442727
t.1800
If you arent running lucio and zen you are doing it wrong
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Sombra is so much fun to play. I used to think she was shit but she's really quite good.
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>in a forum thread about roadhog
>geoff replies, says they're going to increase his defenses
>no less than 10+ people call him a moron and explain its his offensive capabilities that make him useless
>my post explaining this and calling him an idiot gets 50 upvotes
>permanent forum suspension
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>>182442851
if you think Zen+Lucio is stronger than any comp with Ana below GM you are deluded.
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Symmetra skin when
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Anytime I feel bad about myself I read through this thread and remind myself I'm not even 10% as autistic as some of you genetic dead-ends.

>the culture of a general

Fucking lol
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>>182442987
Roadhog was such good game design, extreme weaknesses (slow, huge hitbox, no armor, no supportive or defensive ability, weak ultimate ) for extreme strenght (being a able to instakill anyone that didn't position properly )
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>>182442931
She's good when everyone else is good too. But I fucking hate it when the other people don't deliver with their picks.
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>>182443193
People always seem to play her like a tracer or a genji but I think she makes a better zenyatta alternate

Combat support
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>>182442931
>>182443193
Sombra is fun as hell but I know for a fact I can't use her to her full potential. Its a shame.
>>
>perpetually stuck at 34% accuracy with Tracer
>lower sens and utilize my entire arm more
>do drills everyday and practice my aim autistically
>keep at this for weeks and see barely any improvement
>become so desperate that I start to believe in snake oil shit like only play at peak hours
>form obsessive habits like leveling chair to be at a precise angle with monitor, ensuring my arm is at a 85.7 degree angle with desk
>literally nothing is working
>say fuck it and go into control settings and fuck around with reticle
>enable bloom and change reticle to green
>instant improvement and my aim skyrockets to 38% with some games going over 40%
>stay like this for weeks and my aim with other characters improves as well

I guess stupid shit works sometimes.
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>>182443113
Hog is terrible design and it shows because they're changing him again and again.
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>>182438669
Wrestlers generally shave their armpits as a common courtesy to other wrestlers because being grabbed and strong armed in general positions where you get really close to hairy pits is not fun.
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>>182443439
He wrecks quick play, the issue is blizzard balance team being retarded
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>>182442987

Why are people hell bent on making roadhog a dps hero? He's a tank. Just because he got pushed into the game with a one hit kill combo that was easy as fuck to land doesnt mean he's a hero intended to deal damage as his primary function

What part of "A 600 hp hero with a ranged stun and 300 self healing that murders dps heroes isn't good for the game" dont people get?
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>>182443010

Ana has a <50% win rate everywhere below GM.
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>pocket a Tracer all match
>feel like someone walking their dog

This was in QP and it was a cute match, but why do I only get this feeling with Tracer?
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>>182443373
>do drills everyday and practice my aim autistically
>form obsessive habits like leveling chair to be at a precise angle with monitor,

Dude are you me?
>>
>>182443542
Shitters who need the 1shot binky
>>
Why are there days where you just lose constantly without any hope of winning? I've only played two games today and both felt completely unwinnable.
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>>182443542
>Why are people hell bent on making roadhog a dps hero? He's a tank.

Because he was a tank. He dissuades moving into an area because he will wombo combo you.
>>
>>182443757

Cos Tracey can move faster than you, so you have to keep pressing shift to 'pull her back'.
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>>182443757
It's not just you
saw a junkrat getting pocketed by a mercy and all I could think about were those leashes they put on kids
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>>182443542
They are retard. All DPS have strong M1, all Tanks rely on abilities.
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>>182438669

>>182443509 Is right and also armpit hair is the biggest cause of body odor, and when you're working out a lot obviously that part of your body is gonna rub against itself and sweat a lot. So it makes more sense just to completely cut down on the arm pit hair and keep your pits cleaner and smelling nicer
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>>182443542
>tank
>can't protect his teamates
you clearly dont know what is a tank
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>>182443837

>He dissuades moving into an area due to the threat of him killing you

Widow best tank
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>>182444006

I said area, not entire map.
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>>182443113
>being a able to instakill anyone that didn't position properly

Ah the old "just stay one thousand miles away from Hog at all times" meme. Truly a classic of the Pighog defender.

It's not like you could never hear his fat ass coming once a firefight started, it's not like it was easy to sit around corners for free kills, either completely cutting off any flanking route or using it himself to secure easy kills. It's not like if all else fails you can just sit at the front line and hook through defense matrix.

Such a balanced hero.
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>>182443373
Your aim doesn't matter. Stop practicing. You are getting hung up over nothing.
Focus on killing people and playing the objective. Do not bring up the stat screen, stop putting pressure on yourself. You will improve over time naturally. Just relax.
It doesn't matter if you miss most of your shots if the one's you actually hit have high impact. For example, a lot of genji players in top 500 have an average aim accuracy of like 30%
But around a 15% crit accuracy. So while they miss most of their shots. Of the shots they do hit, many are high impact head shots.
As long as you are contributing to the victory you are doing just fine. A tracer with mediocre aim but with amazing pulse bombs is more valuable than a tracer with slightly above average aim who always misses pulse bomb
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>>182443837
>Oh no! He can only one shot 9 of the 24 instead of 16 of the 24 heroes he's ruined!
Get fucked hogshitter
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>>182443373
>use best color
>see improvement

Whoah.
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>>182444097
>characters can shoot and kill other characters
completely broken, they should just remove guns from the game
>>
Xbox GT: Girseph
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>>182444081

Sorry, Widow GOAT tank

>>182443967

Hook protects your teammates
As does Hog's overwhelming thickness

Besides according to blizzard's loading screen tips

>Tanks excel at moving onto and holding an objective as well as disrupting their enemies

Nobody said anything about protection. Zarya is probably the most "Protection" tank and shes the most odd ball tank of the lot
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>>182444667
You know what I'm going to just assume you're baiting me and that you're not mentally handicapped.
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>>182441653
So you tried to play no skill cheese characters like torb and junkrat and got upset when you were outskilled. sounds about right
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new thread >>182444906
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>>182444347
Pretty much everyone has a way to one shot the 200 hp characters and most of them can do it faster than the hog
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>>182444097
>Be in position behind your tanks
>Hog just hooks you through defense matrix
>Pulling you out of position to one shot you
Anon, aren't you aware that existing in the vicinity of roadhog is poor positioning? Just jump off the map, it's how pros dealt with him
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>>182445002
>complaining that something counter DM

Well, that is new.
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>>182430534
dynamic queue was a mistake, ask anyone who plays LoL at a level higher than silver.
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>>182417597
The primary thing you want to do is learn positioning and counterplay.

For the most part positioning for healers is just to be with your team and have an exit strategy for when you need it. As Mercy that just means using cover, not standing in the open, knowing good hiding spots and being able to use teammates positions as useful flying points (Pharah is good for this). There's more compexity but in high Silver you don't need to worry too much, just basic understanding of this stuff will help you do well.

Counterplay just means you need to know when you're being countered and when to counter the enemy. Unfortunately as healer you don't exactly have massive variety of choice like DPS do with this kind of thing, but lets say the enemy has a Genji and Winston and you're Mercy and constantly getting killed by them diving on you. It might be worth switching to Ana as she has ways to defend herself (or Zen if you can trust your teammates to melt the diver). Or maybe Ana isn't getting much mileage due to enemy D.Va Defense Matrix and Winston shields? Then Mercy may be the better choice there. The tl;dr here is to just know when something isn't working and understand what other choices you have that can work.

Also get a mic. It'll help. As someone who plays a fair amount of healer in Comp, getting a mic will make your life far better. The main reason a lot of people don't help you when you're being dived on is that they don't know it's happening. If you just say "Winstons on me" when he dives you people will know their healer is being melted and turn around and melt the Winston (more often than they would otherwise anyway). This mic thing really applies to all classes.
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>>182445328
i liked dota's matchmaking when i played it. if u queue as a duo, u either get matched with a 3 stack v another duo and 3 stack, or match with other solo v another duo and solos. 4 stacks weren't allowed in ranked, and full stacks v another full stack. nothing frustrates me more in overwatch than getting matched against a 5 or 6 man stack when my team is made of 2 duos and "higher ranked" solos. that shit doesn't make up for the co-ordination a full stack is assumed to have.
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>>182435545
Die slowly you pathetic faggot
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>>182445928
Here's a picture way back in Season 1.
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>>182439410
I would have gone to his birthday ;_;
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