/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

inb4 the bot flood happens again

why did the previous thread archive early?

>>182279660
Probably just hit the final page and got pushed off

>>182279660
Lots of threads are being cleared, the number is red already and we're on page 6. There's no threads past page 6 on the catalog.

Same happened with /gsg/.

>>182279660
Looking at /vg/ catalog, looks like it happened to lots of threads. Tons with single digit posts.

>>182280046
No, it was active when it happened.

>>182280046
>>182279660
There was a flood of easily over 90 pokeporn threads that wiped everything off the board

>thread died at page 6
>no image or post limit
????

>>182280367
So did someone do that with a pass, or did captcha finally get broken?

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>>182280661
How the fuck should I know?
They all had the same shit in every thread.
Some are still in the archive.

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Post muscle cars

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>>182280837

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1st for bananaman

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>>182281869

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Anyone on PC want to trade race wins? Need 45 more to unlock all the car parts.

ayy, can i get in on the PC group? sc: Mixxayy
im friends with nagithon

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>>182280837

>>182282748
jesus christ stop begging and just level up

>>182282961
I don't give a fuck who you're friends with, blacklisted.
>>182283565
>dude crew kill lmao
yeah fuck off blacklisted

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>>182283758
for what?

>>182284237
being a massive faggot that's what, go join ign or mp3

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Post your character and a random song from your custom radio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0

>>182280367
Ah, alright, awesome. I was really worried there gtag was actually dead for realsies.

Anyone have that ugly picture of Based Viva? The uncreative Puerto Rico Puto who made the ugliest character ever and is unironically the ugliest dude in existence.

>big ugly nose
>dry hair
>blood
>fat
>manlet
>has a player who looks like Rachel dolezal

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>>182285601
Save this and use it for bullying

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>>182285375
https://youtu.be/omhNnvX3Sx0?list=LLVpARZONy3RGlGueEUdsWfA

>>182285375
What if I don't have a custom radio?

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>>182285375
Everyday you see me riding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csSEZbRCEuc

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>>182285375
https://youtu.be/uANunkC7BDE

>>182285375
You're on PC? I always thought you were on ps4. Maybe it's the copied character syndrome.

>>182285856
not the person you replied to, but I guess you could post any song you frequently listen to or associate your character with instead.

>>182285984
Yep. I do have a PS4 though, maybe I've mentioned that.

Also, is there really not Self Radio on console? That surprises me. And I'm honestly not sure how I would take the screenshots on PS4, not saying you can't, but I didn't think you could.

>>182285984
Nah, on PS4 we make high quality female characters.

Especially Haku

>>182283593
>Just grind your way through the game goy!

>>182285953
>that manlet character

>>182285981
Cute would fug.

Also really good song for GTA:O radio, matches your character well.

>>182286271
You're leveling up your character you vapid, lazy cunt. It's a standard procedure most games have you go through. Nobody is asking you to grind 50 million dollars, all you have to do is level up and you'll unlock all race parts.

Fuck off and stop begging you lazy retard.

>>182286365
Why even try?

someone run down the best weapons of each regarding class of weapon

>>182286686
no

>>182286725
Kek'd

>>182286686
hello

>>182280837

Shit, that reminds me that I sold my Vigero. Should probably get it back, was a good cruiser.

>>182286686
bat
heavy revolver
combat mg
heavy sniper
sawed off shotty
combat rifle mk 2
stickies
cgl

>>182286686
Drive-by/pistols: AP pistol
SMG: SMG Mk 2
Shotgun: Assault/heavy shotgun
Assault rifle: Special carbine or Carbine Mk 2
Machine gun: Combat MG Mk 2
Heavy weapon: RPG
Melee: Axe
Sniper rifle: what are you a faggot?

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at least it didn't go in the lake

>>182279376

So, we are we possibly due a car tomorrow? Or do you fellas reckon they'll extend the drip feed even further?

>>182286404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbyYgu0fDE8
MILION DOLARA SVA VRATA OTVARA

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>>182287265
It's Vigro, pic-related is the Vigero.

Nonetheless, good on you. Just don't avoid installing turbos and lowering its suspension, otherwise, it'll be bastardized.

>>182286686
Drive-by/pistols: Micro smig
SMG: SMG Mk 2
Shotgun: Assault shotgun
Assault rifle: Carbine Mk 2
Machine gun: Combat MG Mk 2
Heavy weapon: every one is situational
Melee: Bottle
Sniper rifle: Sniper rifle mk.2 with advanced scope, extended mags and recoil upgrade.

>>182287594
>It's Virgo**, pic-related is the Vigero.
what's wrong with me...

>>182287624
FUCK i meant machine pistol*
accuracy >>>>>>>>>>>>all

>>182287910
Accuracy isn't shit, in MP games RoF is king, unless you're far, and I mean over 100m.

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>>182286250
>we make high quality female characters.
pls no bully

>>182287467
At least one new car tomorrow. Maybe two if we're lucky.

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>>182285375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COl_e4o9VrM

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>>182285375
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FxnGaURm3B8

>>182287594

Shit, I meant Virgo. I never got rid of my Vigero, keep it in my shitty little 2-car house in Grapeseed with a dirt bike.

Might move it to my muscle garage on the 3rd floor of my office though, put something like a Primo in it's place for maximum incognito.

>>182289884
>Cruising on Oppressor
>Getting set up to send a rocket up the ass of some shitter
>Oppressor drops suddenly
>Die

Happens every time.

>>182288782

What are we due then, the Torero and that generic looking Super/Sports?

Because I wanna get my Miami Vice on, but I'll settle for the Argent too. Figure they'll keep on hanging on for that one though.

>>182290460
have you ever tried sniping from the MOC? how much range does its cannons actually have?

Dripfeed when?

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>>182279376

>Get Oppressor Rockets, Thermal Scope and Explosive Rounds consecutively in research
>MFW

I hath become shitter, bringer of death.

>>182291035
sniper-tier range.

>>182290282
Cheetah classic is suppose to be next then torero.

>>182291562

Shit, I can dig it. Not a huge fan of the Turismo Classic, so a different retro Ferrari is nice.

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>>182285375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3xcybdis1k&t=1m22s

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>he finally did 600 sales for the ufo Easter egg
>nothing happened

He did 600 sales for nothing holy shit

>>182291240
>ywn create glaz because all the clothing options are shit

it hurts lads

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>2016+1
>not doing heists
Plebs.

>>182294787
sauce

>>182295690
I want to do heists but i'm literally the only person on PS4 not playibg fucking tekken

>>182296714
curry was a mistake

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>>182296714
Plebs.

>>182296685
https://youtu.be/PBEIEsSFGt8

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In our new Oppressor world, when's the last time you rode your Shotaro?

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>>182299350
I still ride my Hakuchou.
Hakuchou is still best bike for me.

>>182299350
it's still my bae for races

>>182285740
Hahahahaha puerto rico puto

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>>182285375

>>182300449
no song?

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>>182299657

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>>182285375

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>>182285375
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Y0HFyq9CY
Vigilante 8 theme
Perfect for cruising in my Tampa

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>>182293615
sup

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>>182285375
WeLCOMe 2 MY NeST

>>182302745
>big tiddy sweater
>pleated mini-skirt
>high heels
>pony tale (for blowjobs)
This is some high-level sluttiness going on.

Also good taste in music, and great car combination.

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>>182285375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtLPNjGd6ts

>>182296964
fucking Foster's

>>182303267
what is this shit?

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This isn't broken at all

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Time for someone else to post this shit

>>182303175
>pony tale (for blowjobs)
Why does the man tie the girl's hair during oral again?

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>>182285375
https://youtu.be/aJ6--ctypRc

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>>182285375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AofUt0TQyf0

>>182305937
The girl does that so she can bob her head without her hair waving all over the place and getting in the way.

>>182303175
Thought that said high class sluttyness lol

Thank you and thank you tho

New to PC version, need fags to play with. Where do I start?

>>182307452
by killing yourself

>>182307452
>Post your Social Club ID and ask for a invite to PC GTAG
>Join Crew Members in game
>Enjoy lots of homosexuality, autism and general 4chan faggotry

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>>182232607
I'm not very style conscious, so I'm glad you liked it!

Once I get a hold of the editor and the console recorder I'll do more photogenic shots, like the guy who did the sunset with his car shot yesterday.

>>182300449
What is this outfit made of, if I may ask? Especially the legs, they're very lovely

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/gtag/ went to hating trannyposting lol DOG-MP3 but noe we are facing a surge of slutposting.

>>182307452
>need fags to play with
We have a lot of trannies if that helps.

>>182307564
:(

>>182307652
Sounds good, does anybody do shit to actually get money? Trying to heist with randoms is like dragging your nutsack across a football field of glass just to hear the sound of $100k being deposited into your bank account through a walkie talkie.

>>182308071
Tell me more...

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>be playing today
>some girly name appears on screen
>being the KV25 I immediately jump at the .001% chance that it's a girl that might be interested
>addresses me with "hun"
>trannyalert.jpg
>Lester - Pacific Standard.heist
>change sessions afterwards

Fuck.

>>182310285
damn thats sad... you're sad...

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when are we getting this

>>182311224
Second week of September.

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>>182310285
>no /gtag/ girlfriend or girl friend

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>>182311224
>use this for the AA trailer mission
>can't even buy it

>>182311224
>It can be slotted with ankle-biter machine guns

I did not know that, I figured it was just a very nimble armored SUV.

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>mfw I always sticky bomb players vehicles after I kill them to make it just that much more annoying

what have I become?

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>>182285375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8M9TUOAzfA

>>182312496
broke

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>>182289631
the legend

the myth

the icon

the shitter with no taste

>>182312769
nope they fixed that

try again

six fucking years kaazi, six fucking years
and im still a fucking loser

>>182312825
The whole point senpai, glad I'm a legend in your eyes :^)

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>>182285375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNOhMhAvjHc

>>182313170
god speed anon

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>>182313476

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bring bring
hay did u kno u can buy a BUNKEER??????????????? AND RUN DA GUNMZ??? ECKS DE!!!!!

>>182315264
Is it possible to turn this shit off

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>>182285375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCi7NMOSUic

>>182315287
Settings, you can modify messages and call notifications

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>>182315287

I just love how Rockstar got tired of everyone solo selling product that they made gunrunning selling the hardest thing to do solo.

>>182293615
>80's posing with a 90's supercar when an actual 80's supercars drops today

Were your parents related? Like, before, they were married?

>>182294787
He has to do one between 21:00 and 23:00, it's that much of a bitch.

>>182310285
>unironically expecting to score with a girl on a videogame that's sexually demeaning to girls

Holy shit, you're a special kind of autistic

>>182320016
When's it coming though I need my fix R* I need my new toys and I want to spend Hackerbux on more shit.

Cheetah Classic plz, save you Insurgent/Technical/Mudshark nonsense for last..

>>182316636

Is the LJT one relevant? What does it do?

>>182296714
Tfw can't play tekken with the bois cause europoor

>>182308032
it's summer. the horny undercover teenagers need their fix

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I did a thing

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Mods are asleep, post Nightride tracks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hugowO0sSrM

still dreaming about a PvE drivers club for ps4

the online community is so bad i cant even type more about it than this.

>>182326539
Just join Broughy's crew.

>>182326567
im googling now, but tell me what you know as well please.

thanks for your response.

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>>182326302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D3CW7vPHI8

>>182307652
perfect

Can i get in the pc group? IGN redquail

>>182329946
I'm sorry, it seems like you're blacklisted.

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>>182330018
boy this meme sure didn't get stale ages ago

>just the cheetah classic today
They're really milking the fuck out of this update, aren't they?

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>this is a spoiler

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>>182285375

>>182285601
>>182285740
I'm not Puerto Rican, though. Damn, how come people always think I'm either Puerto Rican or Jewish?

>>182285740
10th finger is kill?

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>Super Transmission
Neat.

>>182285740
looks like dan schneider covered in shit

>Try out new car
>Blown up by Oppressor
>Alt-F4

Good update.

>>182331608
That's a first. I've heard on 3 occasions that I look like Drew Carey

I don't see the resemblance

>>182332018
Got any pics of you that aren't covered in blood?

>cruising and trying out the new cheetah classic
>nightcall plays
>happens to be night in-game

does it get comfier than this?

>>182285740
so this is what gtag looks like

So, if I want to exchange one MOC bay for another. Do I have to purchase another one to do so?

>>182331948
the fact you give up so easily is sad

Somebody post link to discord with hackers please. I'm tired of R and I just wanna have fun without grinding 24/7.

>>182331948
>getting blown up by an oppressor in the first place

>>182332729
GTAGivers

good luck, lobbies are rare, usually max of 8 people, and you're competing with about 7000 others to get in the queues, which fill instantly

just buy SHarkcards lad

or better yet, quit vidya.

Wanting to buy a menu user to drop me a bunch of money, I grinded for last a motorcycle club, I grinded for an office, I grinded for a cocaine building, and in between I didn't make enough money to buy a single car.

Now I absolutely refuse to grind for a bunker, only to have to grind upwards of 4 million for a single one of the new vehicles.

>>182332172
I've got a Snapchat where I post it often. I can't be posting my images in /vg/, though. Hell, I didn't even post the nosebleed image here in the first place. I posted it in /trash/, and a tf2g dude saved it and reposted it on /vg/

>>182332729
What's the fun then?

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>shark cards

>>182333058
People like customization and doing missions just for fun. Doing missions just to get money kind of detracts from the experience, it becomes about just doing them as fast as you can (Or making sure you take exactly 15 minutes to get the most money) instead of having the most fun with them.

>>182333108
That's kind of fun in itself, if you're playing with likeminded people

Figuring out ways to game the system and be as efficient as possible is fun for a lot of players

https://youtu.be/ZizaVicM3LI

>>182333216
Classic

>get shot by ballas if you drive a green car down grove street as franklin
>get shot by families if you drive a green car near families as michael

it's the little things

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>>182280837

>>182332486
yes, you will pay at least $1m each time

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when are we getting this? Tired of being shot at and my windows made of liquid crystal shattering

>>182333848
you still get shot at easily with this, I had driven one of them during a supply mission and I still get peppered and I couldn't shoot back.

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>>182333848
this and the technical are made entirely trivial thanks to the new gunrunning vehicles (apc/halftrack/etc.)

why would you want this?

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A E S T H E T I C S

People are always whining about MrBossFTW and his autistic comment section, but why isn't anyone saying the same about GTASeriesVideos's comment section?

They're both filled to the brim with disgusting fanboyism and retarded commenters.

>>182334536
you forgot pic unrelated

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today is my birthday. could we get gtag together in a lobby, and do an 80s theme drive?

>>182334623
hopefully not, this crew would bring nothing but Cheetah Classics there because they're too stupid to know that other cars exist.

>Ruiner
>Bobcat
>Blista Compact
>Futo
>Emperor
>Rebel
>Faction

Then again, they made millions of MUH 80'S snapmatics with a 90's supercar, so it's a lost cause.

>>182334536
is that curry in the back?

>>182334603
Probably because gtaseries videos are actually informative and the comments are secondary, brmosswft is constantly pushing for likes and comments to bump him up the algorithms, the comments are autistic on every channel, it's the content they're under and the focus placed on them that's the issue.

>>182331317
Is there any difference tho?

>>182334927
whoa, buddy.. let's not be so mean. i'm sure everyone is trying their best.

>>182333995
Which supply mission uses those?

I've only driven one during selling and acted pretty much like Kuruma (can shoot, no explosives, hard to get hit unless someone uses full metal jacket ammo) with resistance to explosives of the Insurgent.

Pretty good, considering it's fast as hell and can plow through pretty much anything. Also it has machine gun on the top, do we know there won't be any variations to this similar to other vehicles?

>>182331317
What car is that?

>>182335256
Well their 'best' amounts to jack-shit and the world honestly would be in better shape if they hadn't even bothered in the first place. Fuck you, fuck nu-80's bullshit and fuck good vibes in general.

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>>182285375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY

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feels good man

>>182336323
The new one it looks like, Cheetah Classic

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Rockstar so inconsistent when it comes to fashion. It's absolutely outraging that the white keffiyeh is only available for females but not for the males.

>>182331948

>Not trying it in a private session

What do you expect my dude?

>>182331948
Just when you thought Free Mode couldn't get any worse, jetshitting 2.0 arrives to smash any hope of actually playing the game. If you're not fighting the shoddy netcode/connectivity issues, you're fighting off 12 flying faggots.

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>mfw oppressor rocket supply is nerfed, cooldown is extended to only allow flight every 40 seconds, and the amount of hang time is significantly lowered

>>182332479
>viva
>gtag

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>>182342856

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what is the most comfy apartment or house to get? i'm at a point in the game where none of the new stuff really does it for me

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>tfw bought the most expensive yacht & pimped it out to the max when that update came out w/ hacker dropped money
>can't even move the yacht rn

i wish i could sell this piece of shit.

>>182331302
Nah, it's a bad perspective. It's behind the power bank. If you want, I can post the pic I took of my 10 fingers in the tf2g /trash/ thread since posting it here in /vg/ is a no go

I love Grand Theft Auto V. Wish we could do Criminal Mastermind already, though

>>182342992
Any of the customizable apartments with either the moody or monochrome interiors.

cheetah when

>>182343593
it came out earlier anon wym

>>182343593
idiot.

stinger, stinger GT or both?

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>only doing CEO work to fill my office with garbage
>I dont even use my office ever

>>182343865
both

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Nice car. I don't think it's quite as fun to drive as the Turismo Classic, but a little more fun to drive than the Infernus Classic. Decently nice looking, it's definitely growing on me visually.

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>>182344479
>no 80s outfit

>buy cheetah classic
>it's been destroyed by chinese randoms 3 times unprovoked in three different sessions
>chat has filled with squares

Do chinks hate Lambo or something?

>>182344479
I'm loving this car personally. It's all the great visual design of the Testarossa with the bonus of hindsight. It has so many nice little design enhancements over the real Testarossa, sounds great, and drives like a dream.

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>>182345029

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>>182344824
They had leather jackets in the 80s. And that was just the default racing outfit anyways.

>>182345062
I dunno, I really miss the rear lights and side vents of the Testarossa. Like, this is a nice car, but it doesn't really feel like a Testarossa to me. Those were like, the definitive features of the car to me.

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>>182279376
>Got the oppressor after 1 solid week of grinding for a bunker, an MOC and the bike
Feels good, this thing is pure satisfaction.

>>182345029
Am I being baited?

>>182344824
>wearing modern clothes and pretending you look like Lionel Richie

this is why people cringe when they look at you

>>182345226
>grinding
>ever

>>182346313
I'm lowly ps4 scum, I can't stealth cash my way through life like you big dick PC boys.

>>182346393
PS4 is literally the dupebox. You shouldn't be having problems with the system shoveling glitchbux in your face.

>>182346313
Why do you even play this game if you disagree with the design. Grinding is the only legitimate way to make money and if you don't like it, you should really just go play something else.

By continuing to support this game you are telling R* and T2 that what they are doing is correct. Of course you're probably too thick to understand this

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>>182285375

>>182346730

Oh right, a song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixTAnbbkgn0

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This is the BEST song in the game, bar none.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWd__w5UWVc

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>>182285375
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKjZuykKY1I
Always good times.

>>182347559
Whoops sorry wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvn6eYJh-0c

>>182347673
Whoops, wrong one again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ltZmI5LQw

You're all wrong

This is clearly it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-VET23C-9A

>>182347821
That's not Hot Chip - Flutes

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>>182285375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiqRGJe6Re4

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=912DKxD0H1U

goat gta song
>driving along the highway after midnight
>see hole in the wall
>pull over and enter
>bunch of hick dressed players playing pool and drinking
>this song comes on the juke
>qt in daisy dukes, cowgirl boots and cowgirl hat walks over
>[voice chat] hey handsome, buy a girl a drink?
>mfw the deepest man voice i've ever heard

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>had a lot of friends join the game lately
>join first session in weeks/months to drop money
>try to call every single one of them
>none are available and the poorest one prefers staying with his russian friends in assisted aim
guess I'll keep being the richfag

Super Transmission is awesome

>Get on my Weaponized Tampa
>"BEEP~ BEEP~ BEEP~ BEE-BEE-BEEP~!!! BEEP~ BEEP~ BEEP~ BEE-BEE-BEEP~!!! BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP~!!!"
>Honk along
>KA-BOOM!!!
>(You) committed suicide

>>182326681
The crew is NoDo (Nonchalant Dominance)

>>182348592
>vehicle has three weapons on it that can destroy itself
>that'll be 20000 gta boondollars goy

>>182348417
Sultan RS already had that.

also the Banshee 900r I think but I don't own one of those

>>182349174

I didn't expect it in a non Benny's car though.

>>182332385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41_svUt5_e0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41_svUt5_e0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41_svUt5_e0

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Today's car

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>>182349981
Car Darts and SALES ON CEO BUILDINGS EXCLUDING BUNKAHS

Maze Bank West – 25% off
Arcadius Business Center – 30% off
Lombank West – 35% off
Maze Bank Tower – 40% off
Executive Office Garages & Custom Auto Shop – 25% off
Executive Office Garage Renovations – 25% off
Custom Auto Shop Renovations – 25% off

>>182334536
A U T I S T S

As much as a like the cheetah classic and new Lamborghini countach equivelent, I just can't justify buying it when I own the oppressor.

>>182350263
Easy.
>Buy it
>Mod it
>Store it and never drive it again
Just like the 120++ cars in all my garages.

>>182350263
same. It looks kinda cool. But I have at least two dozen
>looks kinda cool
cars in my garage, maybe more, and I barely used them before, and since the Oppressor (with occasional APC) I don't use them at all.
The powercreep is real, a plain old car, even coolest looking, won't cut it anymore.

>>182350263
>Prefers a stuppid kamen rider bike, instead of a classy sports car.

>>182350263
>muh meta shit

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>>182350783
Battle Hopper when?

>>182350830
not buying things that are useless is now "meta"?

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>>182351020
After pic related, and maybe some power armor, to carry your brand new, mini nuke launcher.

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>>182351020
my karate bug-man brotha

>>182349921
>attempt this in game
>get helisniped by cops 30 seconds into the song

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Daily reminder to shoot at whoever has this overused female character. Sooner or later you will encounter one of them, /gtag/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9PYYseOLBag

>>182350263
countach? thought they released the diablo

didnt look at it btw

So how much is the new cheetah

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>>182353990
A MILLION

BAJILLION

YEN

>>182353990
More than the Turismo, less than the Infernus

>>182343037
I TOLD YOU

I TOLD YOOOOOOUUU

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>>182353690
just tried for fun, it didn't look like that lmao

had to do some changes. I'll keep her as a waifu for my main

>>182343037
>>182354852
Well, there's literally nothing underneath the water line.
So yeah...

Can someone add me back to the PS4 crew? I got removed sometime after the update, even though I'd joined last month or so.

PSN is gunchain

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FUCK. I just realized I forgot to buy the red+white+blue tire smoke for the vehicle I wanted. God fucking damn it.

>>182356106
>remember when you first posted this pic
>that look on her face as if she's trying to remember something that she forgot to do
she tried to warn you

>>182356106
join a black crew color crew and use crew color on the tires

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>>182355602
>keep as a waifu for main male character

Bloody hell I thought I was the only person that likes to pretend my main guy has a gf, which is my second female character.

>>182336760
cute

>>182356286
>Main character is a male highly-privileged and overly-pampered douchelord
>His GF is a junkrat mechanic with only a 2-car garage out in Blaine

>>182346730
>>182347206
Definitely not what I was expecting.

>save enough money up to become a CEO after only getting the game a few weeks ago
>25% off sale now

oh ok
At least I can get some of the other office/garage upgrades on sale.

Whats the payout on the new adversary mode? is it worth it to dick around with friends?

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>>182355602
>creating a waifu for the sole purpose of being your character's waifu

I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you unironically made a waifu for your main or the fact that you intentionally let your main cuck you out of a waifu, considering how many people in this general consider their female characters their waifus.

>no vehicles on sale this week
Ok then

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>>182356286
now you're not the only one anymore mate

I'll just log her out and never relog again

my character has now a qt gf, cool

Guys, my dad works at R* and told me about the next update. POWERSUITS, MECHS, AND SPACE TECH

>>182358089
>let your main cuck you out of a waifu

what does this even mean you sperg

stop overthinking all this shit out of a fucking game character

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>>182285375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaJmgMuYNjc

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>>182359206
>the waifufag calls me the sperg

nigger, every pathetic autist in this general makes a female character to be your waifu, but instead of being normally retarded like them, you dosed on double the retardation and made a female to be your main's waifu.

>>182359727
>He thinks our characters have to be extensions of our inner psyche
>He thinks every female character has to be waifu
>Calls other people pathetic for not having complex, self-deprecating explanations for creating characters
Really makes you think

>>182351513
>They add the Bond Esprit
>Don't give it a submarine mode

That's some bullshit.

>>182358089
>>182359727
Maybe his main is his self insert, did you think of that?

>>182358828
it's definitely going to happen, that's when you know devs have ran out of ideas. see ARK


>>182359727
I made a character never to be used again in 2 mins after seeing a tutorial and joked about it with another anon, and now you're lecturing me about some waifu social structure I couldn't care less about

yea, I'm calling you a sperg

>>182360231
>>He thinks our characters have to be extensions of our inner psyche
I haven't any way implied that, dumbass.
>>He thinks every female character has to be waifu
Of course not, they're all soulless digital mannequins to me, this is just some weird deviation from the usual autistic shit the people in this general do.

I called him pathetic because, guess what, creating a character to be the girlfriend of your virtual character is literally the most autistic thing you can do in this game.

>>182360284
then that's even more retarded.

>>182360789
>Literally getting ass-blasted by how other people play the game

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>>182358089
>>182359727
>>182360789

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is this style possible to pull off in game?

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>>182285375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs

>>182361540

Quite easily with the new muscle pants and bomber jackets actually.

>>182361540
It's not possible to pull off in real life

>>182362447
I also have that mask/helmet combo.
It pisses me off how the mask disappears with every single action you make, and you have to apply that style again.

the post below me was made by a worthless neet

>WE ARE MIGRATING TO A NEW CREW
what the fuck again?

Oh, fuck. I thought this was /tf2g/

My bad. My favorite Grand Theft Auto vehicle is the Voltic

Drama happened

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anyone willing to shed some light on the whole new crew thing for those few of us staying the fuck out of any drama and shit?

>>182364834
The reason we are making a new crew is because currently we are in the top 50 crews out of millions, and we are being followed and griefed daily by both tryhard shitter crews and skiddies. All they need to do to join us right now is to go to the crew leaderboards and scroll down 3 pages in the Esc - Online - Crews menu. They join on by selecting view members and join any of the currently shown online players. Even when we find a new session, they join us right away. Our accumulated RP is just too high, and we must start over from 0 to get off the leaderboard. There is no conspiracy, it's simple game breaking bullshit because Rockstar can't do shit right.

>We don't like when people kill us, so we hide in safe space servers and roleplay with each other; violence free

What a joke

>>182364897
oh come one really? i mean r* obviously know that a majority of the crew are menufags and why do we care anyway

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>>182365003
Kill yourself you piece of shit. All you do is talk shit and pretend to be above everyone and have a sense of superiority about yourself. On top of it all you have to use a trip and make sure everyone sees your name, an obnoxious attentionwhore worse than qt could possibly imagine being.

>>182365083
Because getting stalked by DOGZ on a daily basis getting really tiring really fast

In other news:
>Curly McFatfuck talks shit about a popular crew because nobody wants to play with his pathetic ass
lel

>>182365292
If you don't wanna see the name or trip, you always have the option to anonymize or filter my posts

>>182365292
Dont give them the (you)'s thats what the puerto rican puto wants

>>182339215
How did you get the gloves to stick?

>>182365003
Let's fight

>>182365625
I just wanna talk about the game and get legit blacklisted from the crew

I'm not Puerto Rican, though

>>182365781
I'm a lover, not a fighter

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What did they mean by this?
Does it increase my chances of moneywipe?

>>182365961
Somebody reported you for "Exploits"

>>182365083
*were menufags
ftfy
what blaterwanco said, 90% of the crew doesn't pvp either

>>182366038
Ohh, so that's how it works

Pretty shitty thing for Rockstar to do, giving them a warning and all instead of doing that shit in secret and catching them red handed

>>182366038
Nope
>>182365961
Reported several times in the span of a few minutes

>>182362447
No kidding, I used to have El Paso and Faleena with my old character, been thinking about putting Faleena back on with my current, kinda long though.

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The Legendary Reunion

Whats the difference between the turismo classic and the cheetah classic, i dont want to buy the same car

>>182365961
kek did you beat some shitters in a race of blow up sales or something?