/elyg/-Elysium General

first for snoozi

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Anime!

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>herb spawns nerfed to the ground
>Titans up to 110
>supreme 90g
>Ghost Mushrooms 70s
>dreamfoil 10g and still going up

Who /filthy rich/ here?

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<Dindus of Nuffin>

Daily reminder, to roll on new Horde guild for a fresh leveling and future raiding experience.
With D.O.N the hype never ends we all are going through the same shit as you and will feel extremely happy for anybody that joins us cause we need you, we need everybody, we want to raid. What we don't want is for this guild to fail, so help us out, check us out, just joining us you will be part of this guild's foundation, the core, the pillar that will make this guild a stable and comfy home.
Whisper "Handro" whisper anyone from guild.

>>182253028

Edgelord undead rogue here, i guess i'm too low of a level as of yet to whisper you guys.

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So now that Melori has proven ret is viable by ranking at #15 DPS (beating out dads etc) you guys should really apologize to her and perhaps consider letting other meme specs raid.

>>182253140
Nope, add "handro" to friends, then inv me to party.
Ill accept and send ya ginv

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>>182253909
It's over.

>>182253898
your paladin daddy isn't going to dps in BWL
they take him as a joke because we have 15 healers, it's a 4chan guild and we need the memes

>>182253898
or just kick dads

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>>182254157
Artie = melee officer

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>>182253898
It was only on Onyxia, in MC he didn't beat anyone.

>>182254378
>>182254406
artie....

How do we retrieve Manlett's balls that Infamy took away from him.
#saveMoH

>>182254140
>>182254406
She'll only improve from here. If she can't DPS BWL she'll quit to join puppers and raid as ret there, and I'll join them with her!. By that time she'll be doing a solid 300 DPS probably!

Manlett is really nice. I don't know if I've ever mentioned that, but he is. What a nice guy.

>>182254630
Please leave.

>>182254650
Very nice guy...try not to abuse his kindness guys. He's a very brave boy for taking the leadership role in such a volatile guild.

>>182254630
Who are you in the guild?

>>182254630
there's no way Melori will ever leave MoH
nobody would give him attention anymore

>>182253017
Im glad i kept herb/alchemy

When will Azuregos spawn for my boys SANCTUM?

>>182255115
gms spawned him for praise 3 hours ago
he died before even a single horde arrived in azshara

>>182255180
is this for real, Azshara always has 800 horde

>>182255232
he died 11 minutes after spawning

>>182255293
That's actually quite impressive

>>182255376
not really, they knew he would spawn

Can someone tell Melori that her old discord picture was way hotter, the new one looks like a tranny. Thank you~

>>182255558
why don't you do it yourself? are you afraid of talking to yourself?

>>182255451
Nidvardir here.
Fake news, the moment Azuregos spawned Praise/friends portalled to Darn from Blasted Lands and logged summoner alts.

They were just expecting Kazzak to spawn and already had a raid up.

>>182253028

Horde bros join up today.
Gchat gets more and more comfy erryday

>>182255738
why did they have a raid up at 2pm on a weekday knowing Kazzak would spawn? isn't the window for its spawn more than 3 days? why weren't there any Horde guilds in Blasted Lands contesting it if it was so obvious Kazzak would spawn

kill yourselves

>>182255848
>Xxspasticstabxxx : any1 wana gank lowbies in rdridge??
>Naevrstun : ye inv me bro
>Vurtnexxx : im already there lol
>Darkslayerrrr : immmm bussy losing a BG cant come sry
>Handro : come jerk me off in my mudhut, im busy shilling my guild on /elyg/
Yeah it's getting comfy

how do they keep getting world boss kills thanks to numbers even when Azuregos spawns at 10am ST? isn't Praise and their ally guilds mostly EU? not even 4chan guilds have that many NEETs what the fuck

>>182256005
Horde have NEVER killed Kazzak on Elysium. Only reason they even bother to show up to Azuregos is because Azshara is a 2 min flight out of Ogrimmar.

>>182256176
The irony is the alliance has all the edgy kids, why are you so angry that he is trying to have a guild?

>>182256757
All the edgy kids play undead bro, I'm glad there's a horde guild actually though.

>t-they have scouts in Azshara 24/7 and summoner alts!

yeah right dude whatever, I believe it
however
I'm more impressed by them having so many people at their disposal. It feels like their entire guild shows up for every kill.

>be praise member
>be outside (I actually have no idea what a hardcore NEET like that would do outside, maybe buy groceries?)
>phone vibrates
>discord: LOG ON AZUREGOS SPAWNED!
>race home and log in and get summoned there

is this how it works? I'm really confused
I'm not even trying to insult them for being NEETs, this is 4chan but it's just impressive how many people show up for the kills
someone enlighten me

>>182256176
>Ebinlulzz: any1 wana run a premade?
>Xiaoping: ye inv me gweilo
>Shufein: im already in one lol
>Slapmyass: immmm busy erping cant come sry
>Lumikaru: come jerk me off on the IF bridge, im busy putting up 1c bid auctions

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>>182257018
The server is corrupt as fuck, are you still so naive that you think this is just a coincidence? Same with all those suspicious MC runs where every BiS item drops each week for ((certain guilds))

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>>182257169
Not bad and pretty accurate, but horde has more chinks than alliance. 8/10

>>182257230
Praise got Perdition's Blade and two Vis'kag's this week. You are not wrong.

Back on nostalrius I remember some nigga made an addon that was basically the old LFG tool from early wrath, is that still a thing and does anyone use it on ely?

>>182257461
>>182257230
Praise currently has 9 BREs

http://realmplayers.com/ItemUsageInfo.aspx?realm=Ely&item=17076
and of the first 9 that dropped server wide 5 went to Praise

>>182256921
Sure but I was referring specifically to /vg/ peeps, in fact everybody is alliance desu, the good and bad.I think too that it's nice that there are people trying to come up with another guild with MoH being the size it is already there should be a second guild.It perhaps isn't the best time to make one now that gummy is coming, but then again, gummy wont have the vanilla content.I think that the future OPs should say what more classes MoH needs(I don't see that they need more people but in case if they do) and direct the rest to DoN

>>182257819
It's mostly the timing. A lot of people will probably drop Elysium for either Gummy or CF, personally I'm only gonna keep raidlogging my anathema character because most of the content is available on that server already. I think Elysium is very shady and not many new players will want to roll new characters on any of these servers. I know I'll be called a shill or whatever even though I'll personally skip Gummy.

>>182258157
Get called a shill who gives a fuck.I ain't rerolling either I'll stick with my mentally ill priest until I or Elysium dies, can't go through the hassle of leveling again..

loeiz...

>>182258769
What now man?I wasn't even shitposting this time.It's hot and humid today, youll get your shitposts another day

>>182254378
>>182254406
please stop... i can't take it anymore...

>>182259012
Loeiz pls come back, I miss you, my little priest
I want you

>>182259012
>hot and humid

Where the fuck do you live?

Horde pals, get to blasted lands and sapper these 500 alliance afk'ers

>>182256005
Kazzak is 3 to 7 days, and we are 6 days and 12+ hours in, so they were waiting there because hes superlikely to spawn soon.

>>182259123
Y-you too

>>182259250
a flat place with many rivers that is prone to thunderstorms, the air is like 90% fucking water during the summer, just went to the store to grab a few beers and I'm already wet.The only shittier place I've experienced is Chicago, when the sun hits that fucking Michigan pond... oh lawdy.

>>182259984

US or EU?

>>182260435
He said cgicago so hes a burger

>>182260435
Tasmania

>>182260604

He said Chicago was the only shittier place he experienced. Doesn't mean he lives in US.

>>182260435
>>182260604
>>182260707
Burgers don't travel so he's probably euro or asian.

>>182260707
You think burgers ever move out of americas?

>>182260830
>>182260832

Of course they travel, we get a lot of burger tourists here.

>>182261003
They don't travel as much I meant, sorry. We get some too but it's mostly Euros.

Why the fuck does it even matter?

>>182261140
There's no fresh tranny gossip or server drama to discuss so we need a topic so our shitty thread doesn't die.

What happened to the cute boys discord?

Haven't seen any leaks in a while.

>>182261287
So the boredom has made us all friends again :)

>>182261479
We're all one big family here friendo :3

>>182261287
>There's no fresh tranny gossip

that's wrong

>>182261567
I wish it be true

>>182261425
it's gone, the last thing I saw was hopestar posting himself, utterly disgusting

>>182261654
Well, spill the beans...

>>182261784
>Well, spill the beans...

just scroll up 18 hours

>>182261883
That's not fresh. Ping me on discord when Melori drops nudes or leaves the guild or something.

>>182262016
>wanting to see Melori's dick

ew

>>182262016
he looks like Hopestar

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>he looks like Hopestar
jesus

>>182262016
>>182262074

Melori posted himself. It was even reposted in /elyg/. Check the archives.

>>182262124
Really? I imagined he's sorta fit since he's a wageslave in EU..
I'm expecting Excess to post nudes next, he's a real fuccboi
>>182262441
How far back my man?

My flight to Thailand is tomorrow. See you on the other side!~

http://www.supornclinic.com/Welcome.html

>>182262532
>How far back my man?

Shit, I dunno. Was posted a few times.

It's that pic of a completely nude, skinny dude with a boner. No head pic.

>>182263291
you're thinking of blonblon
he posted that on discord then it was reposted here

You call me mentally ill all of the day but why would you expose yourself like that.Fucking idiot taking le tranny love ;_; meme too hard

Be more anonymous like Dads, post your cum, or fill up a bottle with cum and slap a picture of your waifu.A new bottle every month and make sure you let everybody know that the fapping went beyond pleasure, that it was hard work milking your cock all day 6-7 times just to fill up that Mountain Dew bottle as fast as possible.That you went through fire and flames for a present of admiration and love

>>182257018
Its just proper organisation.
Have summoner-alts and people scout it, easy.

>>182264085
>I can't read: the post

>>182257716
really makes me think

>>182257547
VQueue it's not amazing but what it does is it will filter all the LFGs in chat into a list and so if you're looking for say diremaul you click the diremaul tab and can see a list of all the different groups currently looking for members

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Wow. I feel so bad for you trannies. you have no idea whats in store

The gummy general is cancer but fuck you guys aren't even fun anymore. This place is fucking dead gj killing all the good posters with your tranny faggotry now all you've got left is your echo box.

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>>182265127
>tfw you look at those imgur links

>>182265407
The only poster I miss is the /a/nathema news qt :3

>>182265407
But I, Loeiz, best poster of elyg is still here, so have no fear, the shitposts are brewing.I guess the clique probably went to gummy general to outshitpost all the decent people, to maintain their dumb vidya game power.3+ years of the same braindead idiots fighting over GM and officer spots.

>>182264085
>people scout it
you mean automated bots scout it?

MoH members who aren't nice (complete list):

femdead

>>182266005
You forgot dads, madti and mava

>>182266161
>dads
LOOOOOOOOOL

Anyone got melori creepshots?

>>182266419
can you shut the fuck up already Melori

>>182266005
wtf rude

Holy shit this is dead as fuck. Saging too for extra lol have fun raiding mc for the 1049th time on server #3

>>182266509
Fuck off she's finally getting the attention she deserves in the thread

>>182266686
>>182266960
good meme

I think Legacy of Kain is a fantastic series, amazing writing, terrific atmosphere, amazing voice acting, although the gameplay could have been a bit better but it still is the shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DOKzTHaPfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNWSDvDqm9g

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>>182255115
>>182255180
that shit was the fastest thing I've ever seen, it took 3 mins to summon everyone, buff up, and 8 mins to kill it. This is considering Twillight already had loads of people there ready to go. I only got 2 HK's.

How do you level as a group?
Went warrior/priest and it just feels so fucking slow

>>182269135
Grouping to level up is quite slow in vanilla. I recommend leveling solo but grouping for elite quests / select dungeons you have all quests for.

>>182263529

No, it was Melori.

>>182269427
no it wasn't you
I browse every thread

>>182265127
I don't get it, why would a girl with a penis go through all this shit for no reason. if anything I'm sure most girls wish they had a dick

>>182264085
>people scout it
nice meme, its literally a npcscan addon edited with /gchat spam
of course, not a single person behind the players using the addons, its all bots

>>182266161
madti and mava are nice. dads is too underage to be mean

>>182271410
I don't remember a single time where mava was nice

>>182271410
>guys I'm so nice why doesn't anyone like me

fuck off madti, worthless trash players like you are the reason nobody wants to play with women and children

I like Melori

>>182265127

Why would you even want a vagina if you're a tranny? A penis is so much better, and most guys will suck your dick if you're a cute tranny. I don't understand why anyone would chop their dick off

>>182271695
Is that why he was nice to me, cause I was the only one that played with him?

>>182272118
people STOPPED playing with him because he's an asshole. Don't worry, soon he'll show it

>>182272065
(most) trannies dont like getting their dick sucked

Does puddi still have a dick?

>>182272771
this is wrong. I'm a tranny and I enjoy pegging guys and getting my dick sucked, no homo

>>182272771
post statistics or shut the fuck up cis scum

guммy

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CUMMY

>>182262532
Pervert.

>>182274147
A little bit yeah, aren't you? :3

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>>182273994
d-do you have more with bulls ?

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Which one of you is behind this?

>>182275208
Lewd

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>>182274536
:^)

>>182275938
>bull
>elf can barely feel it
Nice try. Shitty animator

>>182277103
>can barely feel it
>literally makes pain expressions
??

>>182277103
feel what, why is that elf girl naked, is she taking a bath with her dog?

Just found out this hella weird bug on Elysium guys, check it out: track5.mixtape.moe/aiwetl.webm

>>182268826
Hilarious how anyone thought that cross faction shit would hurt Praise at all. All that happened was that the horde resistance splintered even more now that they don't trust each other.