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Spessmen on a Space Station - SS13 - /ss13g/

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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Powergaming
>Discord bans
>Deadmins

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
https://discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
http://stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ
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>>181883895
There's a blacklist due to no visual indicator that you're about to get meme'd hard

>>181886820
Yep, it's 27. t. didn't bother to check and assblasted myself right before I was gonna meme it up as a superman

>>181893757
Go to the robotics control console. select the borg then click destroy. The emergency blow all works as it tells you.

If you're gonna slug it out with the niggers, here's some considerations

They can't open ID locked lockers normally. A hacked secborg or a combat borg can SHOOT it open, wasting charge in the process, just be aware.
Borgs pushing an ED-209 or combat/secborgs can't tase/shoot you when you're pulling something. Usually supplies. Water tanks/pumps/etc are indestructible. closets can have perps welded inside them. Crates can hold medbots.
Flash's and the autoflasher from the brig stun them. Be in a locker ready to move and flash
Borgs only take 60 dmg to their 300 health from the heavy radius of a welderbomb. Don't. It's unlikely to break anything that matters on a good day, if it's healthy you'll likely only break its armor plating
Blinder's, flash powder, flashbangs, ion rifle kinda and EMP's provide AoE stuns
Never EVER go into a door after it's clear silicons are rogue. Cut AI control, power, AND backup power then bolts to kill the door if you can't smash around it Cutting AI control isn't enough and you fucking idiots never learn that
"mysterious" comms troubles means somebody just ate shit
Properly utilized EMP is capable of instantly killing a 100% health borg
Blast cannons, explosion grenades and one-tank bombs will gib a borg if in dev range. This is usually in a maint killbox or in a locker by something the borg will stop at for a split second. If the air is hazardous already you're in the clear to use them. Otherwise, make it count and don't complain about the dayban if you fuck up.
-continued-
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IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO TAKE ME AWAAAAAAY FROM YOU
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>>181899164
If a borg is not slaved to a roundstart AI it A, is emagged, or B, someone cut its sync and either way holy fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
If there's borgs but no AI, get one and then slave them to it immediately or just suicide so your ptsd doesn't get you banned
If a borg's interface is slightly damaged, it has been emagged, hacked by a malf, or had an illegal equipment module installed
Open a borg up, remove cell, screw, cut all wires, crowbar to eject the mmi.
A borg without its cell can still move fine. Open it up, remove the cell, find and cut lockdown, and crowbar out its actuator, camera, and keep those with its cell at a bare minimum. Close it and re-lock it so it can't get any literal retard to fix it.
You need to reapply the stuns partway unless you want to get fucked
Keep a station bounced radio with you in your pocket at all times. Be ready to whisper while in crit to give us a garbled warning
Pay fucking attention when the borg is sizing you up for a murder/seeing if that carbon is the target and just generally pay fucking attention especially around chokepoints and airlocks. Especially firelocked airlocks. Those things are murder factories
Always have your GAS MASK on and internals ready if not on so you don't eat shit to an N2O snipe


B U D D Y S Y S T E M

If the silicons act up after a remote purge asimov, blow them, DA/pacid/fuel tank the mmi's, thermite to, kill, card, DA/pacid/fuel tank the card. Fucking around is just gonna get you 6 feet under. You aren't gonna stay ahead forever.
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>>181899296
>tfw following a sec officer as a sec officer.
>"stop stalking me, the buddy system is for pussies"

every time.
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I can't figure out why you can't play silicon while adminned, whats that about exactly?
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WHO IS THE BEST
IS
THE
BEST
>Captain

>HoP

>CE

>CMO

>QM

>Clown

>Mime
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>>181900137
>HoS
>Warden
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>>181900137
>Captain
Dimples
>HoP
Dimples
>CE
Dimples
>CMO
Dimples
>QM
Dimples
>Clown
Dimples
>Mime
(You)
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>>181900278
>HoS
Dimples
>Warden
That warden who does his job and doesn't powergame by asking for lethals to be ordered roundstart
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>>181899949
Boot up a local server and just go through your motions.

As a silicon, you have an extreme impact on the round. Meanwhile, you're getting attack logs from people getting fucked, you're hearing people that got antagonized ahelping in case it was nonantag griff, you're getting logs about all kinds of chems. You're getting logout logs. You're getting exact explosion source and location logs. You're seeing plasma in all forms being manipulated. All passively shitting up your chatbar.
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>>181899949
People can play while adminned if they have a reasonable expectation that they'll not compelled to "go against" this or that person. Heads of staff and sec are often expected to do this, and silicons are often outright compelled to detain people if not kill them (lings etc.)
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>haven't played since back in january-ish

what's changed mates
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>>181901327
so you are one of the summerfags?
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>>181901492
No you dumbass, he's a winterfag.
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>>181901802
Winter means it's summer somewhere.
And Holiday Boomers are as bad as summertime players
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>>181901492
>>181901802
>>181902117
Naw, I've played on and off on pomf's server for years in bursts that usually last a few months. I just haven't had a chance to since winter because of life has that fucking mick celt finished winter map
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>>181902427
Celt left an overly dramatic note and left. No strong attempts have been done on the snowmap front.
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>>181900137
>captain
fuel tank tom
>hos
Vulgaris Magistralis or Locker Shooting Pompadour Man
>hop
shakes mcgee
>ce
Syd Walker or Nick Weller
>cmo
Brooke Burns
>QM
Ivy Stocker
>clown
Giggles the Faggot Clown, Nipples, Hugh G. Rection
>Mime
Razz Vozz is literally the only memorable one
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>>181902980
>shakes
>vulgaris
>ivy
>brooke
>anywhere other than a bottom-3 list
lol
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>>181902583
rip in piss you irish fuck
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>>181899442
>tfw only say that because I have genuinely no idea what the fuck I'm doing as Sec until CRIME starts occurring outside of bullying the HoP/clown
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>>181900137
Rambling manieac will enver not be my fav. Watching him seize and get stripped faster than a rolls royce in LA really makes my butt tingle
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>>181903169
You don't need to know what you're doing. Go and arrest malicious lawbreakers and stick together that way when inevitably you bump into the antags they spill their spaghetti, try to kill you guys, and fail because BUDDY SYSTEM
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so what exactly happened on Antonio's wild ride, apparently he grey'd so hard the hos murdered four people trying to stop his execution and got away with it
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>>181902980
>Razz Vozz is literally the only memorable one
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>>181899442
That guy's a real hardcore pro, I can tell since I am also a real hardcore pro myself.
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>>181903391
i'm glad this shitter is gone, we need to ban all those who unironically use cat ears
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>>181903367
No, HoS tried to syringe him to death against the captains (note the s)'s orders (HoS was a general shitter that shift and kept harassing everyone for the whole of the 5 minutes he was in the shift) who wanted him stoned to death instead. When the single sec officer and the captains plus their assistants went to stop him, he started lasering people to death.
Antonio grey'd so hard that the only sec officer on station never got to leave the brig, but HoS was the real LVP.
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>is a shitter and gets banned from every server he plays for attention
Just another Rin
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CAW
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I was one of the three deff votes and now i'm going to bed ahahahahaha
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>>181903728
Honestly, captain authority is a meme. There's only the most basic accountability and qualification for a captain. If they're telling us what we can and can't do he likely has a flawed grasp of the case if he isn't straight up just a grey helping enable other greytiders to get out of trouble as happens often enough.
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>emag borg and get it to kidnap the roboticist for us
>borg is a brand-new player and fucks up like nothing else
>roboticist is hidden for the rest of the shift, forced redtext achieved
EBIN :DDD
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I was a leech on the station's economy.
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>>181904084
Spoiler: i was watching the CMC and i saw the robotocist get spaced
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>>181902980
>nick
I heard Nick described in this way once by a fellow engineer
"He is a retard, but he is our retard"
he is a memorable meme engineer, but not the best CE
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>>181904058
t. cancerhos. Guess the metaclub is alive and well, since that's the only way you're not permanently banned from all head roles at this point.
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>>181904084
>tfw i launched myself into space away from the borg once the stun ended

Vox are pox
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how did you guys save the rd? i took his entire jumpsuit, turns his sensors off, and took his headset.
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>HoS asks if anyone is up for an away mission
>Say I'm game
>Figure I'd be doing a field medic thing
>We're just hunting down the vox
>Still contribute because I stole the captain's gun
>Try to take the vox shuttle from the vox
>Go into crit because I rushed in
>Round ends before our boarding mission is over
Now we'll never know if Frank took over the ship and made it back home.
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>>181902980
>nonhuman hop
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>The ling and I kill each other, and both of our bodies are brought to medbay for cloning
>They choose his body first
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>>181904268
I will open a banrequest on the forum then. Thanks for explaining the situation. Enjoy your permaban.
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>>181904162
YOU FUCK I HAD LIKE 60K IN CASH AND YOU REDUCED ME TO 20K

but beyond that

>Cozy mining round
>ripleyan
>mineral providan
>hangan with other miners

wasn't part of much save for FUCKING MIND READING MONEY THEFT but had a good time.
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>>181904162
I've done this before and you quickly find out that money can't actually get you anything because people don't use points of sale. Eg. chemicals from chemistry, drinks at a bar, food from the chef, shit from science
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>>181904373
What, getting away from the guy kidnapping you is permaban? Crazy rules you got here
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>>181904084
roboticist was fucking dead in space, I telescid him and he was MIF I think he rolled borer
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>>181904305
You guys barely made it past the airlocks, the round ended because we reached homebase.
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>>181904403
T I N F O I L
I
N
F
O
I
L
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>>181904278
He was standing on his GPS/Had it in his bag/Pocket so I teleported him in

>>181904373
>Getting away from a killer cyborg while in space is ban worthy
Get fucked shitbird
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>>181904443
I don't care. Tate secured that cash in his bank account and he's going home literally $100,000 richer since I stole one more batch from the miners before being able to deposit it.
>>181904403
sorry, but miners need a little bullying sometimes. you guys have way too much money
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>>181904446
Spacing yourself on purpose to deny an objective is bannable, yes.
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>>181904446
>>181904538
you both ate the awful bait. congrats
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>>181904403
>could hear that the ripley saved your life from my host

Good feels my man, i love building mechs but everyone says ripleys are shit and shouldnt be built.

Its not too often i get enough silver or phazon to put together a different mech, not like medbay ever wants an odysseus
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>>181904590
How the fuck does that even work? Is there a piece of equipment that allows you to steal from people's bank accounts?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13374836
http://www.strawpoll.me/13374836
http://www.strawpoll.me/13374836
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>>181904828
Look at the filename for the screenshot I posted
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>>181904403
Watching you walking into the mining dock area, then immediately "noping" out of there when you saw the monsters was pretty funny.
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>>181904869
>engineering or medbay
should have been engineering or service
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>>181904793
I was the miner with the ripley, don't remember specifically when it saved my life save for running in to some xeno eggs and them not infesting me on sight. Might have been another, but still fuckin thanks man.
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>>181904621
I was already in space, i just moved away from him. It just so happened that way was the void of space. Its not like i was suited, i wasnt making it back to an airlock
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https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/15344
holy shit i got it done
thanks for the sprites Bilgecrank, they're splendid
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>>181904793
>everyone says ripleys are shit aand shouldn't be built
They can go fuck themselves. If a miner asks you for a Ripley, and he brings you the shit you need to keep working, then build the man the best Ripley you can build. Ripley miners are the only good miners anyways, everyone else just runs off for MUH LOOTS MUH DUNGEONS MUH VAULTS.
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>>181905464
A different palette for the pressure would work better.
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>>181905464
Having that rough pressure meter will be really nice, particularly for doing search and rescue stuff. I'm sure YOU know this but only engineering borgs get atmospheric analyzers.
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>>181905728
Please elaborate. Throw some feedback here or on the github.

>>181906286
Apart from the highest values, the pressure and heat indicators are all based on carbon damage values. Should help a bit.
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>>181906437
>Please elaborate
What isn't clear here? You are using two different meters and the exact same colors for both. Since red=hot, blue=cold is already the norm, then it's the pressure one that should be changed.
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>>181904162

>getting mind reading as geneticist
>mfw
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players aside, what role do you usually trust the most and trust the least as antag and non-antag?
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>>181910104
>role
Bartenders. I have never had a bartender hurt me before, and they're usually pretty bro-tier as long as you don't break their glasses.
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>>181910104
>least
medbay
>most
security, hos, hop and cap
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>>181910104
I dont know about trusting people but shaft miners and clowns are the least trustworthy fuckers there are. Miners specifically.
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>>181910104
plasmamen
they're fucking moe
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Brotherman bill is the BEST captain and the most LEAST shit at everything else!
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More transformations when?
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>vote metaclub
>leave
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>>181913567
Hey guys whats going on in-
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>>181913604
>Mfw
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Hey virologist, maybe start using bodybags that you have access to if you want to drag the critical condition chemist into your deathcave all the way through medbay. Maybe then the CMO wont spot you and call security.
Also, where did you hide the geneticist, you monster?
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>>181910104
--as antag:
>trust the most
traders
>trust the least
HoP

--as nonantag
>trust the most
security
>trust the least
HoP
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Why do people even dislike metaclub I don't get it.
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>>181904231
I know a Nick Weller IRL, unfortunately he's un-redeemably retarded.
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>>181913862
It's not box
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>>181914168
>un-redeemably
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>>181913862
The rooms are incredibly cramped, oddly shaped and jammed into one another awkwardly. It sucks in every possible way a map can suck.
Deff is worse because everything is spread out further, important rooms are smaller (RnD wtf) while unimportant rooms are bigger (Double dorms and triple theater WTFFFF) and a million other shitty things, like intercom placement makes it impossible to ever hear it or be picked up by them, half the rooms don't even have them, even HoP doesn't meanwhile cap's has 2 and one in the hall.
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So, why can't https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRXQsQKGqIU play during changeling rounds + power outages? Would be spooky no?
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>>181915550
it'd get annoying after a while
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>>181915550
because bloating and bloating and bloating the download size of the game with music tracks for everything is bad

I already think we should cut some of the fat from the jukebox or introduce a song rotation that cuts out some songs and replaces them with others every month or so, with the overall amount of songs on the serb at any given time being lower than it is now
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>>181915550
Not everything needs a sound backing

>>181916293
Jukebox is streamed
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So I was at Convergence. Which one of you fuckers has the Paradise Space Lounge running? I definitely heard definite spessmen music.
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>>181915550
>le sp00key nursery rhyme
>>>/2005/
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>>181917707
>>>/2005/

Trust me I do want to go back ;_;
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>shitstended
>make an ebin rape chamber with a viewing room
>tons of fun interacting around it and eventually even sees use despite being just a flavour set piece
>people actually start using it
>tons of neat RP around it
>lol i grief you crew takes action 5 minutes later, starts throwing up random walls, removing walls, breaking airlocks
The furry Hippy meme is real.
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>>181899164
>borgs cant open id-locked lockers

this is false.

just equip something, select it in 'hand', and touch the locker with it
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>>181916515
fug man I want them to be shittier then, my game sometimes chugs when I go into rooms with the juke playing

>that fucking feel when a mommi is playing juke music in every department and you switch it off and every few minutes it just happens to be on again
fuck crabs
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>>181918446
That unlocks/locks it.
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>>181918607
oh right thats what you mean

for hiding in i guess
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>>181918602
Disable streaming
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>>181918113
Get the fuck out of here
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>>181918446
this toggles the lock
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>>181918665
No___
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>>181918654
I've actually set streaming to off a bunch of times and every time I log in its back to on
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>>181918748
disgusting secondlife trash
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>>181918772
Don't get upset if this seems like a stupid question but have you actually saved the settings?
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>>181918857
t. TTT player
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>>181918884
Is it save slot or a different button? because I hit save slot
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Lane Holdeman survives yet again by hiding in a closet for an extended period of time.
This time it was the one in the Paramed's office. The vampire rolled by the window a few times but didn't seem to notice the glass missing from the broken window (since Lane was naked from his escape from the vampire death machine)
He waited until everyone left, picked up his old Engineering gear, and got to work fixing it back up.

Pic related is the last Lane Holdeman round where he hid in a closet for at least 1 and 1/2 hours with three other men whispering worriedly as syndies and death squaddies rolled by the window.
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>>181918914
roleplaying is fine, you're a space man on a space station and the game is more fun that way

being a slutty bimbo in a rape simulator shoehorned on top of this is gag tier
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>>181918748
I love it.
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>>181918748
>tfw love rp
>tfw only get to rp without being judged during the purge
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>>181919001
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>>181919346
>RP good
>ERP not good unless you're on vore
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>>181919453
>RP great
>ERP even better

I see some of you fucks on that one roleplaying website, I'm not saying names but you're a cool guy
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>>181919381
brb removing self from gene pool for inadequate information parsing skills
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>>181919556
>tfw look at mutal servers on folks in the discord channel
>tfw see vore station listed
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>>181919381
>>181919648
Whenever I hit "save setup" it resets all my antag preferences the next round, so I always use the special roles "save" button when I make changes to my settings.
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>>181919140
I RPed as an engineer though, build it and the the slutty bimbos will cum.
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>>181919779
Same here. Why are the coders so bad? This is a game breaking bug and it's there for ages.
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>open discord
>one guy complaining
>go to sleep
>wake up
>open discord
>same guy complaining about something new now
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>>181920836
>open discord
There's your issue kid.
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So what happened to the mining changes?
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>>181919718
This is actually my fear.
Not with vore of course but I have this paranoia of someone finding a certain NSFW server I go to and doxxing me.
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>>181922321
why are you ashamed of yourself when literally everyone has a sex drive or a medical condition preventing one
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>>181922703
Have you never been to dorms? I think less of anyone who posts there and I'd hate for others to see me like that.
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sopa de macaco added when
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>>181922824
uma delicia
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>>181922768
Porn isn't uncommon or immoral
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>>181923171
It should be considering the garbage taste and fetishes of people there.
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>>181922768
>I think less of anyone that posts there
>caring this much about what people that play a 10 year old atmos simulator think of you
How pathetic can one person be?
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>>181923328
Everybody poops

and has tastes
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>>181923437
And some taste poop
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>>181923352
Post all your fetishes and ckey if you're so proud.
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>>181922768
Porn is embarrassing and cringeworthy.
Don't be like serwind.
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>>181923636
>It's a "SerWind accidentally mentions being a footfag and gets roasted over it forever" episode
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>>181923608
You're also confusing pride with security. I'm not so insecure that people like you dictate how I act.
And I've already posted my fetishes to the dorms.
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>>181923608
Robot girls with soft feet
dogs
majestic_mastadon
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>>181925350
>no possum picture
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>admins try to make the round fun with bus lmao spawn an antag
>it's always fucking awful
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>>181925578
what hapen
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>>181925931
Just what I've noticed.
Not prompted by /vg/station but it usually is the case here too.
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>>181918602
>Be on bagel
>Grab the Sax and start laying down some smooth jams
>Get cloned and lose it in medbay
>Later get arrested, and on my way out grab the Trombone
>Start belting out some rockin doots
>Head over to medbay and the paramedic throws me my Sax
>"Here kid, show us what you got"
>Proudly take a horn in each hand and load up the same song
>Crank out that trombone rhythm and start marching around in a circle
>Wait for the next round of the song and start up that sweet, soulful saxophone
>Sounds great for a few seconds
>Then one instrument fades out, then comes back and the other fades
>My marching becomes irregular and jittery
>Paramedic "Whats wrong?"
>Sound becomes erratic and slightly garbled, waving in and out in volume as I slow down further
>See a doctor running down the hall towards me, only to be suddenly slowed down as he gets closer
>Doctor "What the fuck is going on??"
>Music is muting in whole chunks with a static chittering
>It grows softer, then muffled, and finally completely silent
>Can barely move, cannot hear anything even doors opening or closing
>Everyone losing their shit
>Throw the horns down
>The affect slowly fades
>Doctor throws my horns in the trash

Shit was fucking crazy. No idea what causes it, something about the two instruments layered on top of each other I guess.
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>>181923708
Nothing wrong with liking feet.
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>play necromorph
>can only nuzzle for most of the round
>admin grants me power to harm
>someone attacks me
>screen freezes
>mfw
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>>181926653
I can verify that playing two instruments at once is a dark power byond cannot contain

and the harmonica fits in the mask slot
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>>181927327
>Knee symbols when
>Backpack drum when
>Ankle accordian when
>Crotch Kazoo when
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>>181927934
Wouldn't an anus kazoo make more sense?
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>>181900480
>doesn't powergame by asking for lethals to be ordered roundstart

ordering combat shotguns ISN'T powergaming.

DO YOU HEAR ME
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>assault rifle does 20 damage
>SMG does 25

explain this
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>>181928176
Illegal hollow point bullets SMG.
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>>181928538
still doesn't make sense
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>>181928176
Rifles are long range weapons. Their rounds are large, meant to travel long distances and still have penetration power through surfaces. You shoot someone with a rifle, it goes through them..an smg is designed for close quarters combat, specifically to do damage to soft targets in short ranges. The rounds are small and vicious. Their mass and speed is so low that entering a human body will cause them to slow down enough to change momentum, forcing them to tumble through the body and sticking there, likely with shrapnel as well.
It's like asking why a precise scalpel doesn't hurt as much as a rusty hacksaw. They both cut, but one will just fuck your shit up.
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>>181928581
A standard bullets goes through you.
Hollow points blow a hole in you.
Assault Rifles are standard issue and follow military conventions.
The SMG is an illegal Syndicate weapon with no qualms about conventions or ethics.
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>>181913784
He was in disposals
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>>181928682
SMG rounds are usually pistol rounds, which are usually complete shit. Their terminal ballistics are terrible, and you should know that. Rifle rounds have a shitload of extra force behind them and can be relied upon in pretty much every scenario to have a higher chance of putting someone down in a comparable amount of shots. The reason SMGs use pistol rounds isn't even because of some tumble meme, it's because of being able to have a higher capacity with lower weight, allowing a small weapon either for CQC or personal defense to be able to shoot a lot and quickly.

Let's compare .45 to 30-06. .45 was used in Thompson SMGs in WWII. It worked with the thompson because you could shoot the shit out of a lot of somebodies up close, not because the .45 is actually a very effective round, at least compared to the 30-06. The 30-06, while a rifle round designed to go long distances yes, also will do a shitload more damage to the human body simply by the nature of the kinetic energy behind it. Let's just compare the muzzle velocity of the two rounds so we can see what really separates a pistol round from a rifle round

.45 fired from a thompson SMG: 935 ft/s
30-06 fired from an m1 garand: 2,800 ft/s

This is the reason pistol rounds are shit and why SMGs aren't actually used by people who seriously give a shit about killing somebody in the modern age. I could do more comparisons if you like.

>>181928736
it's still dumb and it's clear you pulled it out of your ass
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>>181929674
>when you need to compare to a ww2 battle rifle to make your point instead of an assault rifle.
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>>181900137
>cap
Me
>HOP
Larry Limbless Johnson
>CE
Nick
>CMO
Amelia
>QM
Never cared
>Clown
Me
>mime
Razz
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>>181929827
okay I can do more comparisons with the modern 9mm SMG round to our modern 5.56

9mm parabellum: the obvious round that influenced our 9mm SMG.

7.45 g (115 gr) Federal FMJ - 1,180 ft/s

5.56 NATO: Our modern assault rifle round, used in the M16 and M4 rifles.

4 g (62 gr) M855A1 FMJBT - 3,100 ft/s

It's worth noting that the 5.56 is actually the round that is more likely to tumble around and fuck shit up, not 9mm parabellum. You could look up actual kinetic force behind the two rounds, I just chose muzzle velocity because I feel it says enough about the differences between rifle and pistol rounds.
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different ammo types when

gib hollow points and armor piercing rounds
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>people will still defend the SMG doing more damage than a fucking assault rifle
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>>181930602
MilFags will cry this hard about a weapon that can take someone down with a burst not being even better.
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>>181930602
What caliber rounds does each fire? In-game I mean, not real SMGs and assault rifles.
Most bullet guns in the code actually list calibers that they're compatible with.
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>>181930685
>burst
>meme implemented by some retarded coder

just remove burst entirely tbqh

>>181930791
SMG fires 9mm in our game. Assault rifle fires 12mm which is kind of hilarious in its own way, but maybe it was just intended to say something about the ballistics of the future, IE 12mm is considered an intermediate round or something. It's just really dumb that the SMG does more damage than the assault rifle, and seems like a stupid oversight. People will defend it, because there are a few turbo autists that really have something against ballistics in space, and there are a few other people who don't really understand the game and how combat works that are afraid of the ballistic boogeyman giving them internal bleeds.

I really don't know what to think at this point tbqh. Ballistics are kind of fucked from a balance perspective and a realism perspective. Nobody wants to do anything about it, and there are some major retards responding with knee jerk bullshit whenever ballistics get brought up. I've never quite seen anything like this in any game I've played, or any general I've visited. I blame whatever retarded coder started this shit, and science for being a terrible department. I still remember talking to the coder too, a brainlet with his head up his ass. I think it was PJB or something.
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>>181931136
Do 9mm bullets have a higher damage value in the code than 12mm bullets?
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>>181931136
The SMG does more damage becuase it costed more to produce. Assault rifles used to only need metal to make while SMGs always needed silver.
Then because of GunSci being really bad for a while, they nerfed Assault Rifles to do less damage and cost more materials, while leaving SMGs alone IIRC.
Before the GunSci nerf SMGs were more expensive and worse than assault rifles.
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>>181931273
Yeah, pretty sure they do. I think I found them here

/obj/item/projectile/bullet/midbullet/assault
damage = 20
stun = 0
weaken = 0

/obj/item/projectile/bullet/midbullet2
damage = 25
stun = 0
weaken = 0

I know the SMG does 25 from in-game testing. Assault rifle does 20. There's no conveniently named /obj/item/projectile/bullet/SMG unfortunately, so I'm going to go ahead and guess it's midbullet2

>>181931526
I pretty much know the reasons behind why we're left with the mess we've got right now. I remember gunsci, I even remember arguing with the guy that made the changes before he made all of the changes. I specifically told him his changes would only work if he also compensated the assault rifle in some other way, IE removing stuns= 30-40 damage to make up for the fact that it would be shit. I can see now he fucked everything up refused to set things straight. He was a genuine entry level sci fi anti ballistics "guns in future are stupid lmao" kind of retard, by the way. I'll never forget that kind of idiocy. I guess I'm not really surprised this wannabe game balance designer fucked everything up, but it's really frustrating. There were a lot of ways to tweak assault rifles, even more to fix gunsci, and he took pretty much the worst possible route.
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>>181925578
But anon, all my buses are about not ever clicking anything and then the round becomes extended and people call the shuttle because they've been bored for several hours.
The few times I've tried to set up a real bus (always because it's *actually* extended), the crew usually fucks it up and the shuttle has to be called. The last time, I was so close to being done building the ship I wanted to send to the station and then someone accidentally let loose the goose on Bagel.
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do you think tinky is still alive out there?
cruising the cosmos in his stolen syndicate shuttle?
will we ever see him again?
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How is it possible to make the burst fire mode of the gatling gun fire sporadically? What is the difference between the gatling gun's burst fire and the assault rifle/smg's burst fire? coders answer pls
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>>181932156
I honestly don't think we should have modern ballistic weaponry. I like lasers and energy weapons in my sci-fi. But without them in the code then fun busses wouldn't be possible and "summon guns" would just give everyone boring laser weaponry.
Honestly I'd like more WW2 and earlier guns. I mean, wouldn't it be cool as shit to have flintlock pistols? Have real duels with the captain over the legitmacy of his captaincy.
I think the bartenders gun should be a blunderbus too. Not like the makeshift one we have coded. Something like Loopers, this crude pump action brick that shoots just heavy beanbags.
To me, ballistics are weapons of war and energy weapons are one of control. Which is why I think the station should only stock energy weapons and it makes sense to me why the syndicate carry CR20s.
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>>181932653
>I honestly don't think we should have modern ballistic weaponry.

why not? What kind of genuine reason could you possibly have for this opinion? What even makes people think that sci fi can't have ballistic weapons? That's such terrible taste
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>>181932426
Seeing as his ckey self requested ban a few months back I doubt it. RIP
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>>181932653
Its more that ballistics = breaches, energy = no breaches
Syndicate don't give a fuck if they ventilate the station while ventilating the captain.
Also fuck adding old fashioned firearms, where's the scifi ballistics at
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>>181932724
>Using ballistic weapons on a space station with windows leading into space all over the place
Why the fuck would I have to even explain this to you?
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>>181933114
Deityweapons.
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>>181933176
I was more interested in the thematic question of why modern ballistic weaponry don't belong in a sci fi setting. I don't think I'll get an answer on that. As for ballistics on a space station, there is literally nothing wrong with their being there for emergencies, and being used in emergencies, so long as they don't shoot the glass. It's why we still have combat shotguns in the armory, and barely anybody shoots out the windows with a combat shotgun. Mostly because our station isn't actually made out of fucking glass.
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>>181932724
For one they're ugly and I don't see them having a collectable status to last. Older weaponry has a lot more character and is way more collectable and to me is more likely to be kept and maintained into the future.
And like I said, ballistics are weapons of war. They have one purpose and their purpose is to kill.
Then there's the fact that they require a lot more raw materials to produce, and seeing as capitalism will always prevail, once real energy based weaponry became a viable medium every manufacturer would switch over to it for more profit and less production and maintenance cost. Policing forces would choose it over ballistic as now they have a way to actually control people without just shooting them.
Then you move onto the whole idea that we're in SPACE.
Ballistc weaponry.
In space.
Not only is that incredibly unsafe and beyond stupid, once you leave the confines of an pressurized environment you're gonna have a hard time maintaining your weapon.
You might call it "terrible taste"
but this isn't some 2050 future, this is a 2550 future. This is the logical progress.
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>>181933409
One question is that why the fuck do we still use gunpowder rounds instead of magnetic rifles
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>>181933447
>For one they're ugly

your taste is literally shit my friend.

>and I don't see them having a collectable status to last.

shows how much you know. Just accept that your taste is shit, which is probably why you settled on sci fi, and shit tier sci fi to boot. Not to knock sci fi really, some of it's pretty damn good, but it really draws out the lowest common denominator. I'm pretty sure I've argued with someone who's made these same exact arguments which show a wild disconnect from reality in the past, too. I really shouldn't have to explain to you the problem with hand held laser weaponry time and time again
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>>181933409
I'd say modern weapons would be unfitting on a space station because the setting is 500 year in the future, we should be firing esoteric fishguns that 3d print miniature replicas of the targets face onto each bullet, not plain old glocks. Of course that goes double for older weapons, A luger would be antique as fuck.
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>>181933661
Something something EMP resistance
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>>181933664
ok /k/ calm your tits, go jerk off over your m16
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>>181933447
>implying they haven't solved current issues with ballistic weaponary's use in space 500 years in the future

They have teleportation but workable and easy to maintain ballistic weapons? THATS IMPOSSIBLE
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>>181933664
>I really shouldn't have to explain to you the problem with hand held laser weaponry time and time again
Nanotrasen has teleportation technology, portable teleportation technology in the form of a little remote.
Plasma rifles, energy weapons with enough power to penetrate solid objects.
Blue space and plasma is a massive maguffin in this universe that I'm sure they have fixed the major problems surrounding energy based weapons
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>>181933664
SS13 is soft scifi. I like to think of it as a space movie simulator, that's why the AIs always try to kill you, the captain is always a zany caricature and the security team gets mown down in a heartbeat.
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>>181933661
that's a fair question, and the answer is that we have coders and contributors that don't care about weapons except for how they play into the game and a sci fi setting. IE, they're shit and dumb

gauss rifles and caseless rounds when?

>>181933754
It's not even /k/, it's just that there are some serious problems with the taste of sci fi fans tbqh. Lot of sci fi fans are retards, if we're going to be real here. It gets better with hard sci fi, and there are some good trekkers, but then you have the star wars denomination and the bad trekkers. Their opinions are shit in pretty much every aspect, and they just don't go away.

If we're being real here anyway. I personally like soft sci fi. Shit's fun. But it's filled with dumbies.

>>181933891
The problem is that if you get that far, there will always be better alternatives. But let's recognize that the lore for this game is an amalgamation of shit, and there really isn't any central idea behind any of it. Shit's just thrown together. We can go ahead an throw ballistic weaponry in there no matter what, and we already have. The only remaining question is, why aren't ballistics better? They're here to stay, no matter what the soft sci fi kiddies have to say about it
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>>181933783
why would they make maintainable ballistic weapons when energy based ones are cheaper and just as effective?
Do people still use and make black powder loaded rifles? I highly doubt it because it's incredibly inefficient for the only purpose a gun has. It's just the natural progress of war and weaponry. We're already moving forward with how railguns are being researched, they even have a plasma railgun in research in the 90s and one day someone will pick it up again. Once we discover how to downsize these things into something more portable and such they will just replace ballistic weaponry. Just like how the cannon progressed into black powder muskets, into flintlock pistols, and from there onto modern weaponry.
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>>181934101
>why would they make maintainable ballistic weapons when energy based ones are cheaper and just as effective?

there's that nonsensical argument again
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>>181934079
I think you're just really autistic about guns for no reason. Must be an American.
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>>181934158
did you even read the rest of the post you moron
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>>181934178
I have a passing interest in guns, being American. I knew more about them without giving too much of a shit than you probably ever will by the time I was 12. I'm sorry if that bothers your delicate european sci fi kiddy sensibilities or whatever.

>>181934248
I must have read it a dozen times over the last couple years, it's always retarded.
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>>181934308
then explain how its retarded that FIVE HUNDRED years in the future a better alternative of weaponry hasn't came along.
Tell me how, with how fast we scientifically advance that ballistics still remain at the top.
Put some fucking backbone into your words and counter the points people are telling you.
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>>181934101
A logical reasoning for maintaining energy and ballistic based weaponry is that armor will adapt to protect against the most common type. assuming we're being a tad realistic for a moment, the chances of creating body armor significantly resistant to both ballistic and energy based is extremely small and would be horrendously expensive if created.
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>>181934425
Well first off, we have to break down your post and recognize it makes several assumptions. Obviously better weapons will come along, technology will progress, especially weaponry. The assumption you made however is that it will undoubtedly be laser weaponry. There is absolutely nothing to say that we won't have EM propelled ballistic weaponry in the future, in fact it's pretty much guaranteed. For every proposed theoretical futuristic laser weapons system, there is a proposed EM propelled ballistics weapons system. We can even see just how easier and more effective it is for such systems to be made in modern times, with railguns already having been made and very nearly being used in actual combat, versus lasers which aren't QUITE there yet. If it wasn't already obvious to you that we'll either be using both or something else 500 years into the future, there you go. I'm pretty sure I've explained this in this thread half a dozen times, probably to you specifically on more than one occasion.

Your second assumption was that energy based weapons will be cheaper and just as effective as ballistic weaponry. We just can't know that for one, but it's VERY unlikely that effective energy weapons, which would probably use a comparably absurd amount of energy compared to gunpowder weapons, would be cheaper than gunpowder weapons. We obviously just can't know how widespread their use would be in the future, or what kind of developments we'll see in warfare and gunpowder/energy technology, but it's a fair guess that fuel propelled weapons will always be around in some capacity. You can make the same insubstantial argument that "TECHNOLOGY WILL FIX IT" with gunpowder as you can with energy based weapons.

I'd also finally like to point out we were still using firearms 500 years ago. They're just an effective tool of war, nothing will ever change that.
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>>181934767
This is also a fairly reasonable and insightful post.
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>>181934079
I thought people were complaining about people adding modern guns, not ballistics in general.
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>>181934767
that's reflected in the game too, ablative armour has no ballistic protection, and the bulletproof vest has no energy protection. All other armours are a compromise between the two and less effective than the specialised.
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>>181935047
we may as well complain about adding vampires and memes

this game is an amalgamation of popular sci fi culture and anything else that can be shoved in that the playerbase would like to see. Some of us like seeing modern ballistic weaponry in the game. Which is why we have ballistic weapons.

Now that I think about I'm actually curious as to how the discussion devolved into arguing about ballistics in space when the original argument had something to do with the assault rifle STILL being shit. I guess I'm not surprised, considering the same people who don't want to see the assault rifle get better are the same people who just don't like seeing ballistic weapons.
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>code bullet holes in windows
>this way a single bullet won't break the window like if a truck hit it
>mfw atmos techs going crazy checking every window to see which ones have holes and are venting the room
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>>181935228
CODERS CODE THIS PLEASE
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>>181935228
uh no
thats not how it works in a vaccum
thats why theres no gun on a submarine
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>>181935216
Vampires are shit though and you want schezuan sauce you dumb fuck?
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>>181935407
vampires are necessary for the game because they add variety, which we desperately need. And I don't give a fuck about some sauce, if somebody wants it fine. They're probably more involved than you or me in the food part of our game.
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>>181918748
Oh wow.
>"Lux Tuft" just meta ocked me over PDA
>got us both bwoinked by the admin.
>he actually came here, saw my post, and got butthurt over memes twice
>then spent the entire round ERPing his waifu
>d-detective can't do anything against lings
>I got to play greysec in his place, 9/10 round
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>>181934948
>NT has the ability to teleport and manipulate gravity with machinery
>but replacing ballistics is too far
must hurt to be a brainlet
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>>181935749
You deserved it senpai.
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>>181936339
Deserve what?
Only thing that bugs me is I'm still working out in my head just how a good rape scene would go - so I haven't unleashed le BBC meme. There are a lot of peeps who ask for noncon play including fuckboi's favourite haunt.
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nice to see someone is actually doing something about excessive greytiders
just ironic that its maipai after being one of the worst the server ever had
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>>181936541
At least he's not playing anymore lmao.
Shame he wasn't just banned though.
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>>181936541
my nigga diavil dindu maipai is just trying to boost their ego and rep among the admins so they're not discarded like the worthless shit they are
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>>181936541
>just ironic that its maipai after being one of the worst the server ever had

Shitters are good at dealing with their kind.
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>>181936112
can you tell me about it?
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>try to do something like open a cannister or hack a door
>get a white screen

is this because I have 511 installed?
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>>181937727
Give it a second, it's probably just loading
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>>181937920
I know, but this shit has gotten my killed like twice now and has inconvenienced my many many times. Is there a fix at all?
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What's Kolith's current static?
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>>181938142
Fuck off Isaac no one is impressed
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>>181938273
but I hate Isaac
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>>181913862
It's literally just a worse box. People don't really dislike meta, it's just that if you're going to vote meta, you might as well vote box instead.
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>>181932156
The gun's dm tells you what casing/beam it uses, bullet/beams.dm tells you exactly what it does.
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>>181935228
Just unsecure the window. You can already give them ptsd
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>>181898693
I just want to say the admins in this server sound like strict assholes

It's just a game, chill out
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>lock myself in plasteel cage at round end
>smelelele
>pull out my protokinector and shoot people
>it has unlimited uses
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>>181939026
dorf fort tier exploit
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>>181938273
it wasnt even me though
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>>181930495
N.O. We already have too much click and the little picture goes horizontal. It's bad for gameplay health.
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>>181939026
Shaft Miner turrets outside perma when?
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>>181939103
What? No we don't
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>>181938050
>>181937727
Read the message of the day. Specifically the fucking part where it tells you what to fucking do
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WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS ROUNDSTART

FUCKING BYOND DOESN'T LOAD
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>>181939174
When you git fucking gud, you'll notice that yeah. we do.

>>181939381
Because lummox is a piece of shit, either keep refreshing the server admin logs and jump in or just keep trying to join instead of sitting at the blackscreen after it's already failed to join cause serb isn't up. The autoreload feature is busted as shit .
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>>181939493
Okay go ahead and give me a detailed and well reasoned argument as to why we have enough shit to kill people. Don't say some dumb bullshit like it's bad for the game, it literally does not matter.
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>>181939594
>Okay go ahead and give me a detailed and well reasoned argument as to why we don't have enough shit that instacrits or kills in less than 1.5s
Go ahead, I'll wait you fucking autist.
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>>181939594
We have basic force 15 melee weapons all over for everyone
There are easy to make/grab better ones
There are ~40 damage multi-shot ranged weapons for anyone with just a toolbox and half a brain
Basically everyone is able to make guns that are a death sentence from 2-3 hits and crit in merely 4-5 if they aren't retarded
Basically every dept is able to double fist meme someone faster than they can scream, we don't need it even more common and easier to get than it already is to assemble a meme kit
That's not even getting into the rest of the broken bullshit

Turds in the pool isn't justification for taking a steaming dump now do the world a favor and fucking kill yourself.
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>>181939753
Nice to see you lack the confidence to take the initiative.

It's not about that we don't have enough, it's that it would be cool to have, and in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter much to include something like specialized ammo types. Hollow points could do more damage to unarmored targets while having no penetration through windows and being wildly less effective against armored targets. Armor piercing could give people using ballistics an option to be more effective against armored targets. It doesn't have to be easy to get. I'm sitting here wondering why an idea like that somehow makes the game worse? I've yet to get an answer. I especially don't see the big deal in giving another option to kill people that isn't stuns when we have so many things in the game that can stun you. If I recall, a lot of people like to whine about lethals being completely outclassed by stuns. Maybe if you made lethals more effective, people would complain less about our stun oriented combat.

It's not like it makes much of a difference to people who are going to die anyway, IE the people that complain about dying too fast because they're either shit or put into a situation where they shouldn't come out on top anyway. I feel like you're about to make the argument that some unarmored chef should have a chance to not die when he's shot down in the kitchen or something, as if it matters that some dude doesn't have a chance to fight back when he's unarmed against a dude with a gun.
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>>181940123
I fail to see why making it easier to kill people would be a problem. Go ahead and tell me why that would be so bad. It honestly sounds like you're a massive whiner that can't stand dying in a game that's supposed to be unforgiving.
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>people are STILL whining about dying in ss13

guess some things never change.
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>>181940208
>>181940310
The people that cry about lethals being bad can't hit the broadside of a barn. Shitty newfaggots, including you, don't get an opinion and you're partially at fault for enabling them. Take your power creep down your slippery slope of well we have x2, so I should get x5!!!!!!! REEEEE HOW DARE YOU NOT AGREE WITH MEEEEEEEE and fucking kill yourself.

Go play fucking call of duty if you just want to autistically deathmatch. We don't need to drag the code's health down further by enhancing the binary state of alive or instantly [meme'd]
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>>181940402
The problem is that you don't agree with it and so you just keep saying hurr I don't get an answer. Fucking kill yourself.
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>>181940208
If you don't see a problem with an a chef being instantly killed, this game isn't for you. Leave.
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>>181940484
>get shot nearly have a dozen times by some rev squad nigger with an SMG
>stun them once and beat them to death
>they whine in deadchat about how the SMG is useless and they're never using it again

Like you can make these assumptions all you like. I've played this game long enough to know from experience that some of this shit doesn't sit right. I can give genuine, real examples from my experience to back up my arguments. You shy away from it, I don't know why, but I wonder if it's because you don't have any, or you know I'll tear down any that you give.

>>181940582
Sort of right. You can't actually give a concrete answer as to why it would be bad. I know that. I also know that it's because you're probably some shitter that can't stand dying in this game, even when you deserve it. You probably can't adapt to things that are deadly at all, and call them bullshit, turds in the pool, broken shit. I know this, because I've seen it hundreds of times before, in nearly every multiplayer game out there. You shits infest everything. Hell, you see this kind of entitled whining behavior everywhere. You're entitled to have a good time, you shouldn't have to die when somebody shoots you a few times in a video game, you need EVEN MORE chance to get away and invalidate someone else's efforts to kill you. I'm sick of it tbqh, and I know you won't give any sort of real reasons as to why we shouldn't have more shit to kill people, because you can't stop thinking about how it might be used to kill you in the future

>>181940786
But he's not instantly killed. It takes time for someone to pull out a gun. It takes time to shoot. It takes time for the bullets to land. It takes effort to aim properly. I don't see why someone should have even more chances if they fail to react properly to any of this. Not only that, but your claim that this game isn't for me when we already have plenty of this bullshit that also makes this game great seems pretty dumb. Maybe it isn't for you?
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>>181935749
>detective
>spends all round erping his waifu

Is Lux Tuft shiggypiggy?
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>>181940786
This.
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I got nuggetz
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>>181942004
and why would you agree?
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>>181942004
t. chef
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>>181941026
I am telling you it's an objective fact that someone using burst fire that can actually hit its target kills the absolute shitfuck out of people. Using someone who can't even use an SMG right shows how fucking empty and pathetic you are.
I've played this game for 6 years and counting and I know from experience how fucking trash you are. You can't tear down fucking shit check your fucking attitude

I'm fine with dying, what I'm not okay with is people getting meme'd out of the round for no good reason instantly with no counterplay other than the AI happening to be looking there at the moment. There is never a good reason to increase the amount of instacrit in the game

I gave you the concrete answer of instakills are bad and you don't take it cause you're a fucking autistic deathmatch shitter who just wants to school shooter the place up instead of going and playing call of duty. probably cause your FAS prevents you from getting a job. It really doesn't take long to draw and double fist someone with all the killboxes and consoles everywhere and even when you are spotted you were already positioned where that doesn't matter in the first place. The average time it takes someone to kill someone else doesn't need to be faster than it already is. There is no benefit to reducing that time and in fact drastically spikes server health into the ground. If 3-5 shots as you school shooter by isn't fast enough for your boner, leave, you wont be missed. People that can actually hit a target instead of spray and pray have no trouble with stun immune targets

No, he is instantlyfucking killed because it only takes a split second to double fist and unload into the guy who is already positioned so he's fucked. Only idiots have trouble with a successful gank, there's no benefit in lowering the already scraping the floor bar

I can give reasons all fucking day but we don't share values so you'll just be autistic until the end of time. You don't need to ruin ss13, Fuck. Off.
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>>181942348
>hit 4 times by the SMG
>shrug it off because it does no damage

doesn't matter if it's not burst fire. Burst fire is a fucking meme too and would just have put him at a bigger disadvantage because he couldn't suppress me any more and I could go right in with a taser. You're also continuing to make the assumption I'm trash. Why would you think that? I've been called pretty robust in the past, and I'll take the word of someone who's seen me play over some dumbass who can't understand the game after 6 years of playing it. It doesn't matter if burst fire does a shitload of damage if you land it on the first shot, you're still at a huge disadvantage afterwards and unless you have GREAT aim or the guy who you're shooting at is retarded, you're not guaranteed to land it. It sucks and is only good in very specific circumstances, under which circumstances I won't deny it's pretty damn good, but so is literally anything else.

Also, your "concrete answer" is shit. You cite getting shot a few times as an instakill. That's fucking retarded. You should be able to reason better than that. You know what's an instakill? A fucking railgun with good charge. Nobody complains about railguns, though.

>Only idiots have trouble with a successful gank, there's no benefit in lowering the already scraping the floor bar

Now I can finally get into the argument I wanted to make. There IS no difference in surprise attacks by making things do more damage. It just puts them on a reasonable footing that can compete with stun weaponry in an actual fight. That's it. It doesn't fuck over the dude who's already fucked. It helps the person who uses our shitty assault rifle against a dude with a fucking taser.
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Excuse me you two but this thread is for shitposters only please leave with your paragraph long "arguments".
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>>181943908
>>shrug it off because it does no damage
>shrugging off 100 brute + bleeding/broken bones
yeah nah
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>>181942348
Also I'm glad I got a rise out of you you fucking brainlet, I'm smarter than you and I'm glad to fucking show it you arrogant cock sucker

Now back to the assault rifle versus taser. For someone with an assault rifle in the game as it stands to end an engagement with someone equipped with a taser takes five good shoots in a reasonable time frame, assuming they don't have armor. The taser takes one. This is unreasonable on so many levels. For one, it renders the assault rifle almost useless in this type of engagement. Cry all you want about how all it takes to fuck someone is a good burst from an assault rifle. All it takes is one shot from the taser. The taser has a clear and distinct advantage here, despite being a fucking mall cop issue toy. It STILL takes time after a burst landing for someone to bleed out. IF you land it. If you miss, you are now again at a huge disadvantage against someone who can shoot at you freely while your shit is on cooldown. Burst fire is an alright idea. It works on the gatling and bee gun. It doesn't work on the SMG and the assault rifle. It's a poor substitute for the effectiveness these weapons should do anyway.

>>181944207
>>>>>100 damage
>bleeds that may not be there
>broken bones that may or may not be there

once again you seem to make the mistake of thinking that this is guaranteed or somehow makes up for the fact that the thing does no actual damage and puts anyone who uses it at a disadvantage unless they're facing someone who is WELL below their own level of skill, in which case it hardly matters what you're using. That's not a reasonable basis for balance, that's retarded.
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>>181944421
I'm doing testing now. Firing at the torso of a sec officer.
Getting a constant 50+ damage with the 3-round-burst fire of the SMG. Always causes normal bleeding. Sometimes causes internal bleeding.
It's really dependent on how much the RNG wants to fuck you.

Similarly, I fired a burst with the AR -- did a whopping 20 damage (with bleeding) meaning 3/4 bullets were absorbed.

Going to try some headshots.
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>>181943908
One well placed shot lodging into an unarmored target is enough to take them out of the round without eventual medical attention. Even with medical attention it takes someone out of the round for 5-10 minutes. Stuns are a guarenteed win if they hit, but are less spammable than assault rounds, easier to dodge, cannot break windows/grilles, and have a very limited amount of shots. Additionally, all traitors have items that work around or counter Stuns to a degree. If you are limiting your critique of the games combat to just energy and ballistic weapons, you are only looking at 5% of the picture. What makes combat fun is the diversity of items and weapons, where a robust enough clown can bring security to its knees, or a I'll prepared sec force can fend off a team of ops with luck. You are sorely mistaken if you think that we need more damage on weaponry, because you fail to acknowledge that guns are really not that important.
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>>181944421
You will always end up with bleeding at the very least and broken bones and internal is very likely. Stop being a retard.
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>>181926653
This happens because the server is playing each note individually and each instrument is running in its own loop. So, two instruments at once in the same area is too much and the audio system gets overwhelmed. In addition, too many notes being played at once won't work because even modern soundcards can only play a few sound sources at once.

Would be better to send the sheet music to the client and play it with JS AudioSource() instead.
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>>181945293
please fix instruments. Either have a way to upload midis or some other way, the current system sucks.
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if i went up to my waifu and said "i just want a feel of your booty, grab the camcorder we can make it a movie" would i get banned?
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>>181945076
Doesn't the SMG have a longer burst than the AR?
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>>181944421
>>181945076
Okay, so, simple findings;
Firing a burst of SMG at someone's torso is generally a waste of ammo. If they're wearing armor nothing happens, and if they're not wearing armor it does decent damage but no fractures or anything.

Burst-firing the SMG at unprotected bodyparts (limbs!) causes fractures every time. If shitbrick mcdick is trying to tase you, aim for the arm and blast him and you've remotely disarmed him.
AR is much of the same, except torso shots to unarmored targets seem relatively effective.

Burstfire aimed at the head, even against officers wearing helmets, seems pretty effective as well.
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>>181945683
MIDIs are a binary file format, and BYOND can't handle binary files.

There's converters tho.
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>>181945076
Yeah. I just don't think that the viability of the SMG/assault rifle should be reliant on RNG. Actually I don't care about the SMG. The SMG can be as it is right now for all I care. The assault rifle should have something to put it on a competitive level as other widespread weaponry. I just don't see why it can't have a more immediate effect in a fight that allows it to be viable in a straight up engagement. Broken bones is cool, but it's inconsistent. Bleeding doesn't have an effect until later, and if it comes into play at all it doesn't matter if the assault rifle does enough damage to incapacitate someone in a reasonable time frame.

I don't know why people will deny that the assault rifle is in a tough spot right now; it's clear that it is. Almost nobody uses it. Most people that use it regret it. The only advocates of it are people that argue that burst fire is the way it's SUPPOSED to be used, when burst fire is a shit meme that needs to be reworked. Everything about the assault rifle needs a change so that it can be more reflective of how dangerous an awesome an assault rifle should be. They're not toys, they're dangerous and powerful weapons. The assault rifle we have doesn't reflect that. There could be some positive changes to the weapon that have almost no negative effects on the actual game, which is what matters, not some theoretical hokey about MUH INSTANT KILL

>>181945101
But guns DO need more damage. Saying that they are a small part of the game has no bearing here. They're a small part of the game that don't act how they should act. You can fine tune this small part of the game without problems.

>>181945153
>very likely

It's possible. let's not go so far as to say it's very likely, or that it usually matters too much. It'll kill people occasionally, nobody is denying that. But it doesn't stop a threat immediately, and the only effect increased damage has is an increased likelihood of stopping an immediate threat.
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>>181945870
SMG is 3 shots, AR is 4. SMG does 25 damage per hit, AR does 20.
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>>181945823
Only if she lets you
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>>181945970
>The assault rifle should have something to put it on a competitive level as other widespread weaponry
One burst will get someone into crit if they're not tended to immediately.
Two bursts will insta-crit them and likely kill them from bloodloss.
You can dual-wield rifles to mitigate the cooldown.

In short; stop whining.
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>>181945881
I thought BYOND could run MIDI natively, even lived through unsolicited admins playing shitty MIDIs
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>>181945970
Gun damage is working as intended. How does increasing the damage add any value or fun to the game in its current state?
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>>181946252
It can run them, but not edit them to be single instrument.
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>>181946012
damn, i want to take her to dorms and get the camera out.
I actually remember a round on /vg/ where we had a pervert on the station who was taking female crew members to dorms and asking them to strip and stand on the bed where he would take photos of them.
someone stole all the photos and uploaded them to a newsaster
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>>181943908
>>181944421
>Shrugged off 4, 25 damage hits
Cool so everyone is in armor which they aren't or you counted missed bullets on top of that. Oh wait, not everyone is in armor and an up to but rarely fully 75 damage burst from an smg or 80 from an AR is nothing? Cool beans, for most they need to get treated immediately. There's no reason he couldn't use a sidearm during cd other than his stupidity. That you even bring it up shows how trash you are. Even a decent shot has a high hitrate which only gets easier with any damage done. Back in the day before all this x-com billion guns for only metal then billion guns for a fraction of silver power creep you know how we killed the shit out of people? We pried up motherfucking floor tiles and we pounded bitches raw to the tune of 6 landed throws. Yes, Throws. A stun has no lasting effect and when an actually robust player on stims, stun immune, freedom implant if they go for the cuff the absolute madmen, or using ling/vamp powers stands right motherfucking up it's right back to square one. This is on top of just using cover/dodging effectively. A stun you don't nut is worthless.

After all the nerfs, the railgun is firmly out of the range of all but veteran engineers of which there's barely any. That's a far cry from pull two guns from your bag and shoot, middle mouse, shoot someone dead in less than 1.5 seconds. If you were actually robust and didn't cite things like a fucking smg not even in burst mode for why it's shit. If you were actually robust and had more experiences dropping people you would actually understand why instakills are bad so it's not a surprise you don't care about something you don't understand.

Because everything from your desire for even faster murder, your shitty underage attitude, your refusal to go play call of duty if that's what you want, thinking you're "robust" in light of what you say point to it-
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>>181943908
>>181944421
Taser is a fucking meme and gets the user killed against anyone who bothers with stims, powers, or any counters really. Good luck with your taser if you're up against a cop that actually uses ED-209's

Turning every gun into a pulse rifle removes granularity, any point to armor beyond a storage slot, and headroom for counterplay from the game. if you have a problem with that, you're in the wrong place.

It's guaranteed bleed on unarmored and it's reasonably common on armored targets that aren't wearing bulletproofs


>>181945870
smg is 3x25, AR is 4x20. There's a tradeoff between absorption rate, theoretical max damage, number of projectiles vs the increased miss rate of aiming for a smaller target

>>181945970
Even at their height, there was a clear divide between people who could open lockboxes and those who couldn't. Now there's a time gate on silver delivery/getting it yourself so most people don't bother and just get the stun revolver.
Burst's do more damage in a single "shot" and are easily made and reloaded immediately than their counterparts. Sustained laser fire doesn't matter when you're cornershooting.
The AR is still cheap and effective from an objective standpoint. There is nothing to gain from making it stronger especially in light of complete denial of burst fire.
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>>181945874

/datum/organ/external/chest
name = "chest"
icon_name = "torso"
display_name = "chest"
max_damage = 150
min_broken_damage = 75
body_part = UPPER_TORSO
has_fat = 1
vital = 1
encased = "ribcage"

/datum/organ/external/groin
name = "groin"
icon_name = "groin"
display_name = "groin"
max_damage = 115
min_broken_damage = 70
body_part = LOWER_TORSO
vital = 1

/datum/organ/external/r_arm
name = "r_arm"
display_name = "right arm"
icon_name = "r_arm"
max_damage = 75
min_broken_damage = 30
body_part = ARM_RIGHT

process()
..()
process_grasp(owner.r_hand, "right hand")

/datum/organ/external/r_leg
name = "r_leg"
display_name = "right leg"
icon_name = "r_leg"
max_damage = 75
min_broken_damage = 30
body_part = LEG_RIGHT
icon_position = RIGHT


/datum/organ/external/r_foot
name = "r_foot"
display_name = "right foot"
icon_name = "r_foot"
max_damage = 40
min_broken_damage = 15
body_part = FOOT_RIGHT
icon_position = RIGHT

/datum/organ/external/r_hand
name = "r_hand"
display_name = "right hand"
icon_name = "r_hand"
max_damage = 40
min_broken_damage = 15
body_part = HAND_RIGHT

process()
..()
process_grasp(owner.r_hand, "right hand")

/datum/organ/external/head
name = "head"
icon_name = "head"
display_name = "head"
max_damage = 130
min_broken_damage = 40
body_part = HEAD
var/disfigured = 0
vital = 1
encased = "skull"
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>>181945970
Assault rifle used to be OP, was nerfed in two different ways at the same time, rendering it pointless as by the time you get silver for assault rifle ammo, you might as well make an SMG. Possible solution would be to make two different assault rifle ammunition types, regular and hurty. Regular would cost only metal and be as powerful as it currently is, hurty would cost the silver it currently does but deal extra damage.
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>tfw we'll never have Starbound-style instruments which don't sound like ass and can run off of .abc files
>tfw real honest to god bands will never be a thing in spess
fuck this world and fuck byond
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>>181946937
Turn on burst fire and shoot a monkey human then tell me how much more you want
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>>181947025
don't. It pains me when I have a perfectly good sounding .midi and the converter completely butchers it, and then the BPM isn't available so the speed is off slightly and I just give up.
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>>181947078
5 more damage per shot with the higher tier ammo would put it in line with the SMG, at that point it becomes a sidegrade rather than a downgrade.
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>>181947025
It takes 2 weeks casually to clear python tutorials.
Using half your space time, you'll get better at doing shit
In time you'll be able to make it
Think of how long you spent in space or any other hobby/time waster then tell me with a straight face that something productive is too hard or takes too much time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-sfG8BV8wU
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>>181945874
burst fire is a dumb meme and the balance of guns shouldn't revolve around an inherently flawed mechanic. This has always been my position, but I need to point that out right now.

I see no reason why burst fire for SMGs and ARs can't be changed to be more in line with the burst fire on the gatling gun and the bee gun. It makes more sense in pretty much every way. It removes the dependence on burst fire for these two weapons, and puts burst fire for them more in like what it's ACTUALLY like in real life. Burst fire doesn't throw three shots in quick succession at the same place with a long cooldown to boot. It throws 1 shot where you're aiming and two more in a slightly different direction. Change the base damage values of the AR so that it can stand up to other weapons in an actual fight, without drastically affecting the game.

>>181946183
I won't ever stop because it's a shit mechanic that should be changed. Just because it can arguably work under very specific circumstances doesn't mean it can't be better. We shouldn't have to settle with some retard's idea to balance ballistics when we can fix them and remove this dumb mechanic

>>181946369
Okay mister oldfag, you didn't have to hit me with a bunch of bullshit anybody who's played this game for years already knows. Unfortunately literally none of what you said matters. science shouldn't even be able to make assault rifles easily tbqh it was never a good idea

>>181946494
It's cheap, but it's not particularly effective. It currently relies on a shit gimmick that is only REALLY useful under specific circumstances. There's no reason it can't be changed, and I'm sitting here wondering why it was implemented this way in the first place. I'm also wondering why there is such a vehement opposition to a minor change that does not drastically affect the game, but makes a currently underused and relatively ineffective weapon more desirable

>>181947078
How about not a reliance on burst fire?
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>>181947296
Alright so stick with me here buddy
What is 25 times 4
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>>181947408
Protip: Just print 4 AR's and cycle through them to get around cd. Enjoy admins bussing shit in to kill you after nobody is left alive
Because the spray on the gat/bee is a mess
Go ahead and read about the great gunsci debacle on github. In short, you'll wait until you die faggot
Because people with sense can understand that it will make a drastic difference?
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>>181947454
Less than two shots from a revolver, mateba or shotgun, 10 more than a single buckshot, less than 1 shard fired from a pneumatic cannon, the same as those exact same 4 shots fired from a SMG
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>>181947721
*Slips your path*
Looks like your murder bone is over kiddo
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>>181947780
smg only bursts 3.
A revolver/mateba/double barrel have to click twice
Shotgun needs to be double fisted as a bulky item or you need to pump and shoot twice
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>>181947864
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mags stop non-lube and I've gotten used to packing the good shit for the inevitable #1 sec halocaust tool
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>>181947883
>burstfire and pray your target doesn't answer back before the cooldown ends
or
>click twice
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>>181948161
What is 25 times 4 please and thank you
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>>181947721
Go ahead and explain specifically how it makes a drastic difference. What does it do? Make it easier to kill somebody when they're hit with bleeds and broken bones already? Gee, for all the posts in this thread, I could have sworn they'd already be dead.

And I think the whole idea of the CD is stupid. I remember one of the biggest complaints about gunsci was that every scientist had a billion guns in their bag, in part to take better advantage of burst fire, in part to never run out of ammo or have to reload. Why should we continue to put up with a mechanic that encourages that sort of behavior? That's part of why the assault rifle was changed in the first place. I don't fucking care about killing people with the assault rifle. I care that it's currently shit and the only way to make it not shit is to use a dumb fucking meme and to swap behind guns in each hand. That shit's nonsensical and dumb.

And making burst fire a mess would be more in line with reality and would make a more interesting mechanic than three shots to take out 80% of your healh unless they don't hit, then you have to wait 5 seconds to shoot again

go ahead and tell me who came up with burst fire by the way. Tell me who. Tell me you would have thought it'd be a good idea when you first heard about it. Tell me it's not a retarded substitute for the lack of damage these weapons currently have.
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>>181948257
see
>>181947780
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>>181948257
More than enough to kill anything that moves.
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>>181945874
>>181946183
To add to this, here's some wizards.
First pair were shot with two bursts from an AR, second pair with one burst.
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>>181948389
No, it's not >>181947780
It's 100
What happens to your sprite when 100 thingamabob counters are on it

>>181948298
Downgrading what made it viable makes a drastic difference.

It still creates a differentiation between the arms without making it a useless meme. The tradeoff in damage rewards skill and reloadability plus the cd helps the vest stay relevant. The AR was changed mostly because Icantthink spammed new issues and PR's while holding his head in the sand for months until the majority of who kept up with him were asslickers with the same salt with sci as he had and was fifty times as autistic as you are but about getting shot by science when he tried to school shooter the place as antag or just greytide and nigger it up in there. The AR honestly isn't shit and kills people fine which is what baffles me about this whole thing. It already kills the fuck out of people and you have to acknowledge the cold hard reality that any buff will make that easier to do with even elss. Calling it a "dumb meme" in one hand while then saying it's currently shit reflects poorly on your skill and quite honestly your mental health. Continuing as you have been is nonsensical and dumb behavior.

If only you could hit your target, or used your sidearm instead of being a fucking idiot. Hell, just do what most of us do and setup a slip trap, burst then scoot behind it so the idiot necks himself cause he thought he was clever trying to get you while you were "helpless"

I'm not going to dig through blame logs and honestly I doubt there is an unbroken chain since it's no doubt been split merged and moved to heck and back like reagents and many other things. Feel free to open up the module and do it yourself.

>>181948590
Thank you. And that's why, No.
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>load up byond
>oh the rounds already an hour in, it should be almost over soon, ill just observe
>goes on another 90 minutes
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>http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/119

Post yfw yes wins
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>>181950002
The metaclub won't allow it.
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>>181950002
>tfw megamaw is going to rig it again
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>>181950001
>Join round
>Oh wow guys, there's like, 47 fuel tanks in the bridge! What treachery is this!???
>Boom boom shake the room
>The shuttle has been called.
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>>181949320
You never explained why people would ever use it over the SMG which also becomes available at the same time and does more damage.
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>Larry 'Limbless' Johnson [Common] (Captain) says, "OH MY GOD JC"
>Larry 'Limbless' Johnson [Common] (Captain) says, "A BOMB"
>The modified tank transfer valve slams into the reinforced window.
>Yatichitikayata [Common] (Security Officer) asks, "What, where?"
>Something bright flashes in the corner of your vision!
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>>181947408
>what it's ACTUALLY like in real life
this is spess, some values are exaggerated or undervalued
>It throws 1 shot where you're aiming and two more in a slightly different direction.
all shots go for the same target in the current mode, why the fuck would you want to change that
>Change the base damage values of the AR so that it can stand up to other weapons in an actual fight, without drastically affecting the game.
there is no need to do this, just use burst fire for damage output

>it's a shit mechanic that should be changed.
it's a fine mechanic that works fine as is
>>>Just because it can arguably work under very specific circumstances
nigger i've told you this three times now, it works as intended at all times
If you shoot people with bullets and hit them in spots that aren't made out of fucking chobham kevlar space uranium bullshit they fucking die. One bullet, left untreated, will severely affect someone. One burst, untreated, kills someone fucking fast.

Why are you so fucking razed about needing one-shot-kill ranged weapons when tasers and shotguns are already exactly that?
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>>181949320
It kills people fine under some circumstances. It isn't even close to being on par with the energy gun, is outclassed by laser weapons and the shotgun, and will even be dropped by 90% of people in favor of a taser. It can be made to be useful by a very specific subset of people who are better than everyone else who only use burst fire, which I will maintain is a shit mechanic that should be changed. Doing so would ONLY make it unviable if you did not also up the damage, which would place it firmly in the category of being useful at mid range engagements and actually able to stand up to tasers. Upping the damage is itself a reasonable change that hardly hurts anyone at the end of the day except people in an actual firefight with somebody using the AR.

Also, the vest would hardly be irrelevant either way. It becomes less a tool to make you invincible against ballistics when the damage is higher, but that doesn't matter. If anything, it would make the bulletproof vest which is hardly used more desirable. So that's a moot point. And nobody wants a gun that is harder to use specifically so players can say it "rewards skill"

I hardly ever used the AR by the way, just so you know you've been wrong in making these retarded assumptions this whole time. If we're going to bring up mental health, I'd say yours is in question more than mine.
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>>181950405
every time
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>>181950312
smg is better against armored, AR does more damage and is better against unarmored and costs less silver
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I don't understand how the fuck do slimes reproduce, sometimes i feed them 2 monkeys each and they split, other times they eat like 5 monkeys but they never split. What the fuck.
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>>181950537
>It kills people fine under some circumstances
Hey, you're repeating the same bullshit, so I'll repeat the same counter.

It kills people fine at all times.
You know who it doesn't kill? People wearing full-body bullet-proof armor. Makes sense, don't it?

>energytaserbitching
Yes, because the combat in this game revolves around stuns. Not ballistics, not damage, not bloodloss, not breaking bones, nothing else. Just stuns.
>Burstfire is a shit mechanic
Burstfire is what makes automatic guns viable. It's why they exist. They exist because they can burstfire. Not the other way around.
>Upping the damage hardly hurts anyone
It hurts everyone on the other side of the barrel.
The revolver is a syndie item. Matebas are relatively hard to get (this is not true, but holy fuck they should be). Shotguns have major drawbacks for their ridiculous amount of damage per slug, and buckshot is still really lethal at close range.

Get it through your thick skull that ranged brute damage is hazardous as FUCK if used right, and is easily on par with ranged burn damage.

>I hardly ever used the AR by the way
Why are you bitching about things you don't know how to use?
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>>181950997
the longer they're not fed, the hungrier they get
gotta be on top of your game for it to take 1 monkey each time
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>playing on laptop
>the ? key doesn't work in Byond
>have to instead CTRL+C CTRL+V it

>new shift
>tator
>oh boy
>another atmos tech shows up and says something
>forget I had copied my tator PDA code
>ask him "So, what are you going to do278 Delta"
>silence
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>>181950889
It's only better against unarmoured that are also standing still, spreading the damage over more shots increases the chance of one missing
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>>181951179
holy shit
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>>181951179
LOL
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>>181951179
kek
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God bless mommi autism
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>>181951421
>that
>autism
Crabs are on the decline.
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>>181950446
>all shots go for the same target in the current mode, why the fuck would you want to change that

because it's dumb.

>there is no need to do this, just use burst fire for damage output

there's no need to keep a dumbass mechanic like burst fire either, but we still have it. It's not a question of need, but what's ultimately desirable. And to say that I need one shot kill ranged weapons misses the point. It could do more damage and down someone in three hits and make it a viable alternative against someone with a taser. Burst fire doesn't do that except where you have an easy shot against someone who can't use cover or dodge. Which is working as intended, obviously, it's the drawback to actually being able to do damage with a weapon that should be able to kill people.

>>181950889
In what world does this make sense? Who thinks this is a good idea?
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good round
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>restarting 30 seconds before start
Ban coders and admins
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>>181951179
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w-what
why did you reboot the server
it was the first time in quite a while that I managed to join before roundstart
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>>181951729
The hotfix for the infinite energy guns didn't get in for that round so I forced restarted it.
It was either that or I admin announce and warn everyone with a ban if they exploit it for the round.
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>When your favorite sec teammate stops playing
Awful feel
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>>181951807
>banning fun
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>>181951869
What's his name?
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>>181951179
>not just adding a random string of numbers and a word after every sentence from then on
>not roleplaying as being a synthetic man trying to blend in with human society
>not using your traitor roll to "malfunction" and start killing when people question your weird strings following sentences
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>>181951179
and then after you died I grabbed your PDA, unlocked it, and didn't buy anything because I spent all shift strugling to fix atmos
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>>181951807
>banning for abusing bugs
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>>181951940
he forgot to add the part after the silence where his conversational partner unzips his chloral prick and furiously masturbates over his valid corpse
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>>181951869
What's their name?
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>>181951807
what exactly bugged out admin-sama
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>>181952127
All energy based weapons had infinite ammo.
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>>181951912
>>181952071
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>>181951086
We have actual bulletproof armor. Nobody uses it. The vest and helmet that regular security use are not bulletproof. I doubt their intention was to be bulletproof, only to provide some resistance against ballistics, which is enough to render them effectively invincible against the weak ass SMG and AR. That's the way the game works, but it's not good design, which I thought was the point but somehow that went over your head, since you continually argue about how the game is, and not how it should be. How the game works in its current state was never in question, whether or not it's a good thing was.

>Yes, because the combat in this game revolves around stuns. Not ballistics, not damage, not bloodloss, not breaking bones, nothing else. Just stuns.

huh, and so many people seem to complain about that. Maybe the damage of the assault rifle could be improved so that they can effectively compete with stuns?

>Burstfire is what makes automatic guns viable. It's why they exist. They exist because they can burstfire. Not the other way around.

yeah because their stuns were removed and their damage is shit otherwise.

>It hurts everyone on the other side of the barrel.

Oh in a literal sense it does more damage obviously, but that misses the point. It doesn't make too much of a difference when someone dies from bleeds or broken bones, which has been a reason lots of people have used to keep it weak. It doesn't make it that much easier to whip out an assault rifle and surprise gank somebody, because by your own or someone else's admission that's easy as fuck to do and hardly ever fails. Its effects are almost exclusively contained to one specific scenario, which is fighting people who are shooting back and may be armored. This is where the assault rifle fails, and it's why almost nobody uses it. It can still be somewhat useful in the right hands in this scenario IF the person uses burstfire and doesn't miss, but that does not make it good design.
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>>181951940
>"Hello there fellow loyal crew member! VODKA MARTINI, EXHUME, HEAD OF PERSONNEL"
>Stunlocker Weldspace winks.
>Stunlocker Weldspace winks.
>Stunlocker Weldspace winks.
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>>181951869
What's her name?
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>>181952297
is it ACTUALLY bulletproof, as in getting shot with a shotgun in the chest does Z E R O damage
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>>181950537
Most circumstances being the vast majority of competent engagements.

Okay so this thing you claim is shit but don't use for the most part and use improperly when you do to be turned from a distinct weapon into a [bullet] flavored laser because instead of using the appropriate tool for a mid-range engagement you just want to autistically bull through. Holy shit fuck the hell off I'm done. You fight smarter, not sperg for days for a crutch to be coded. Even if absolutely nothing is done, they're still better than old floor tiles in every way which where wildly effective at killing people in long range engagements. That is no reason to buff the damage which would require a total overhaul of automatics resulting in them just being laser [Bullet Flavored]

Nobody takes the vest because everyone always takes 1 energy/bullet/slip/aoe stun/zas stun to get around it. Increasing ballistic damage to the point that people "have" to take it just means they're guaranteed paincrit when they get lasered twice and ran out. But now when people don't they're basically fucked by ballistics damage.

>>181950997
They're passively losing satiation. You have to feed them regularly or it takes 3 then 4,5+ as you keep missing the window.

>>181951258
The converse is also true, there may be more chance of one missing but there's 1 more when 1 does miss

>>181951659
Learn how projectiles path you fucking idiot. People put too much faith in passively sitting in cover then get nailed by cornershooting.

A sane world? Me and basically the majority of the coder team for over 10 years?
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>>181952242
I know it's not me I'm just curious
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>>181952350
Yeah sometimes.
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>>181952242
I know there's only a 50% chance it's me, I'm just curious
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>>181952297
Everyone smart runs a swap from the old days

The damage already fucking competes fine. That people aren't using stims and shields is because they're fucking stupid, not because stuns are a problem.

Their damage still causes significant bleeds and horrific damage slowdown which makes the lethal shooting fish in a barrel.
You should never engage symmetrically in a fight. You're exposing yourself for no good reason when it's trivial to cheese the target to bypass their defense entirely so you can then lethal them.

I'm sorry you have to hit your target to stop them??

>>181952350
Deflection is a chance.
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>>181952413
>thinking coders being on your side is a good thing

wew lad cmon

And how in the world can you say that ballistics would just be like lasers? That doesn't make sense. Because they lose the dumb ass mechanic which you've grown attached to, but doesn't actually make any sense and is clearly only there because nobody could make these weapons useful otherwise?

Also, I know how projectiles dodge. That doesn't invalidate cover, it just changes what cover is useful against people that know how to corner shoot. I don't know why you thought this a reasonable point.
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>>181952695
Never said stuns are a problem, just the fact that the assault rifle is ass in comparison. When's the last time you used an assault rifle? When's the last time you used a taser? When's the last time you used a laser?
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>>181952925
>>181952793
Because that is what you want. You want them to get higher damage so they can be slower shittier lasers and they're still useless in mid-range engagements cause "gasp" you have to hit your target and that's too much for lil' timmy.
Literally everything is worse than a pulse rifle. whoop de fucking do. There is going to be granularity in a system, that is healthy.
Wednesday cause I was working science?
This morning cause I start with them.
This morning cause I just bukkake a crate of them and shoot people while patrolling and arresting?

I'm sorry if the gun you don't use and don't even use properly when you do is "bad" in your opinion.
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Why is it that on every server the overwhelming majority of characters are white or japanese/korean.
Even now those populations combined at around 1/7th the total world population and it's only going to decrease because of their negative birth rates.

The future would be brown, not white.
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>>181953460
It's not my opinion it's bad. Almost nobody uses it. The people that do are few and far between, almost entirely consolidated in science because they don't get much else, which you seem to agree with because the last time you used it was a few days ago while you were working there. Nobody who plays anything other than science is going to go and ask for one. If they need a weapon, they'll get a taser, which ends an engagement as fast as an assault rifle does with burst fire under the most optimal circumstances, without the drawback of a long cooldown and not being effective at all against armored targets.

It could be made more effective, and nothing negative would come out of it. Go ahead and tell me what you think would happen if you think that's wrong.
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>>181954375
>Future being brown
>Future having space stations
pick one
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>>181954375
because the only people with internet and enough disposable income and time to kill are white and asian.
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>>181954375
Nobody wants to be a darkie except the people who play it like a stereotype for jokes.
That said, more brown girls when?
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Okay, i need 4 names you would take for your spess OC, Ian name, and favorite thing
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>>181954375
Because this is a roleplaying game and nobody wants to play as a Nigger. The brownest you'll see is delicious Okinawan.
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>>181954378
Yes, actually it is entirely your worthless opinion. I will go over it again because you're so fucking retarded. There are still ample people that are unable to open lockboxes at all and most of the guns are timegated through minerals. Even fewer people will use mechanics as engineers to make some AR's because they don't even know how. Because that was the last time I played sci holy shit fuck off faggot and I prefer flamers over AR's for dealing with cover as eng without being hassled by sec for having them. Not asking has been a side effect of useless sci, useless miners, sci miners not sharing, shitters ratting you for asking, and sec crawling up your ass so they simply don't and go get different weapons. Taser's don't end a fight, AR's do. If you accept getting wrecked when people use any of the widely available counters to stun n done, that's your choice.

I sincerely doubt it considering your ignorance on the matter. Nobody else has made any acceptable propositions despite years of asshurt.
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>>181952350
Bulletproof vests in real life don't negate all the damage of a shotgun stupid
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>>181955203
He's talking about our armor system which uses deflect chance and damage reduction autismo
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>>181952297
Armor has a chance to halve and a chance to ignore incoming damage of it's appropriate type. Better armor means better chance of either.
Security armor is okay against bullets. Nuke op armor is very very good against bullets. Making bullets do more damage would only fuck the people not wearing armor even more.

>maybe the damage of x could be
No. There is nothing that competes with stuns, except for maybe maxcap bombs.Stuns are the alpha and omega, the beginning and the end. There is no 'if' or 'maybe'.

>Ballistics should have stuns
Large brute damage + stun is a big no-no outside of "overpowered antag" things.
But, hey, I had an idea. A second magazine you could quickly switch to.
So you could load rubber ammo in one to stun with, and murder ammo in the other, to kill with. Just like an egun.

Hitting people that are shooting at you with their own weapons with ballistics will kill them, unless they hit you first an equal amount of times. If they're using stun weaponry first, yeah, the first hit's going to mean you're dead. If you hit a fucker in the hand with one or two bullets they're going to be disarmed longer than they could stun you, though. (See also: >>181946827 )

Any weapon is good given it doesn't miss. Especially the ones that let you aim for unprotected bodyparts. That's a really shitty argument.


The fact of the matter is that ballistics really fucking hurt. Bloodloss is stronk as fuck, and is a very common cause of death. You underestimating bloodloss and broken bones shows how biased you yourself are towards the idea of stuns being good gameplay.
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>>181955145
Okinawan is like 50 skin tone, there's at least a few 120's I've seen so closer to dark vanilla.

Amazon chocolate is best
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>>181955369
our armor system is a % chance to negate damage and it's shit 80% of the time and a miracle the other 20%
>memeing people by shooting at their head with a full charge pneumatic cannon
>everyone dropping like flies, instant 300 damage
>deathsquad comes in
>get the drop on one
>it does no damage and he just lasers me to death
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>>181955446
It's still surprising how many people don't use stims or creatine.
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>>181955620
>Nar-Sie summoned
>Sitting in a chair watching a door
>Chef with a taser walks up to the door
>Tase him the second the door opens
>"The electrode narrowly misses x!"
>This kills the officer
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>>181955145
>cute brown scientist
>shit gimmick
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>>181955145
>cute brown atmospheric technician
>shit gimmick
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>>181955726
No it's not, considering everyone that has in the past has been accused of powergaming and most of the time subsequently banned after hordes of shitposters targeting them.
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>>181956224
They fucked up in other ways. You gotta keep your hands on the wheel.
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>>181955446
>Bloodloss is stronk as fuck, and is a very common cause of death.

Not as common as getting tased then lasered or beaten to death. but then ballistics aren't as common as e guns

I'll accept that my ideas don't seem to be very popular and that maybe they're really fucking dumb. It took a whole day or so of shitposting to get that people just really don't like the idea. I still think burst fire is overrated and a poor substitute for more damage, but if people like it I guess there's not much to do about it. I wonder if people will start to use the assault rifle now that we've gone through a whole day of shitposting over it, and with a few anons talking up burst fire. We'll see I guess.
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>tfw some guy is about to get DDoSed by ex-KBG cyberspace warriors
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>>181958207
lmfao
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>>181958207
the absolute madman
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>>181958207
but we already have it, why bother?
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>>181956717
I'll request one from sci next time I need guns.
The lockbox meme and cargonia crackdowns have made guns much much less common.
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>>181958207
no one is gonna give this dude $1000, he should either hold randy to ransom or just release them.
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>>181958207
>tfw lifeweeb coad will never be ours
>tfw no lifeweb server that isn't owned by randy
id play it if it werent for the cancer playerbase
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>>181958910
it's not really that cancer
if you don't go into the discord then it's basically 100% IC except for roundstart and round end
even then, the discord isnt that bad
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>Been saying a word a certain way IC for a while
>avada starts doing it
>immediately stop because I don't want to be associated with him
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>>181959878
Avada banned when
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>he can't build an SME
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>>181960359
>watch a mommi spend 20 minutes building the sme as a CE
>don't really want to dive in and set it up in 1 minute for them

the worst hell is watching someone fuck up something you already know
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>>181960145
Never if sawbones is still in charge
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Let us discuss antag datums
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>>181961045
I want to give the cultists my tome with 4 charges left if they'll let me join their book club
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*chitter*
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>get converted
>don't receive a tome
hating this meme
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>>181960562
I was actually hoping someone would come in and interrupt
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>>181961230
This shit also happened to me, the faggot PP me or Chroral'd me and ended up in a closet without a tome.
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>work with chaplain as cultist
>never get tested and get access to guns and the trust from everyone
I almost got the shuttle recalled too. Pretending to be a chaplain is the best strategy
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>>181961380
>tfw I once murdered someone dressed as chap on cult who wasn't the chap
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>>181961380
REEEEEEEEEEEE, KNEW I SHOUD CHECKED YOU BUT I TRUSTED THE CHAPLAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>roll cultist mechanic
>I guess I will make a pod and look for some good hideout in space
>find a syndicate vault
>kill the syndies, get all their weapons and stuff
>set up a teleporter rune and proclaim it a syndicate base
>notice we are close to a pirate salvage ship
>tell other cultist to find it and bring it to us since syndies had shuttle destination disk
>that cultist spaces 3 spider queens to clear out the ship
AND OH THE IRONY
>one queen lands in our base and fucking murders us all and lays eggs in our bodies

>the other queen lands near brig and wrecks mayhem on the whole station
It wasn't even intentional
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Chaplain runes when?
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>>181961510
>akane25.gif
>25
How many do you have
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>build a big stompy durand
>get culted just as i finish
>sitting with my dick in my hands at the end because i only put one lethal gun on the thing and i forgot to forbid maintenance mode

I am sorry team, mistakes were made and learned from
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>>181961197
Daily reminder,
Use flamethrowers. It's an area effect, easily mass produced, and lets you kite very well
Pneumatic cannons are also very effective
If they already breached, blast cannons are superb at dropping spider queens in a single shot. Prox one-tank bombs or explosion grenades clear them out like hotcakes as they gib themselves on it.
If you must melee, make a medbot and bring the fireaxe. You need bicard or nutriment to cope with the brute damage. Punch and bruise pack your chest head and groin before you go in. Use an AT from a hacked dans to compensate for stoxin bites
QUEENS HIT FOR 30-40, DO NOT MELEE THEM
HVY RADIUS EXPLOSIONS ONLY HIT FOR 60, DO NOT WELDERBOMB IT'S USELESS
Use your dept accounts or get help from the AI/borg for the vault cash to buy minebot cubes from the mining vends and set them to shoot hostiles for help.


If things are really bad and noone can fight, make and dislodge girders with a couple other people. run around and false wall, close, screw to rapidly seal them off though barricades and unsecured airlock frames work too.
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>>181962012
Alternatively, be a competent security force and laser the fucker to death through a window.
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>>181962368
Just sayin', it's stuff anyone can do to pitch in.
I'm bummed you can't tablefort to slow them down though.
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>>181962506
They don't understand doors though. And are distracted by lights.
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>>181962368
Problem was brig was breached and no one had hardsuits and only two people had hardsuits and to top it all it was impossible to see the spiders until they got close because the AI blew all the lights because of the void lord Laws the chaplain uploaded.
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>>181962701
>>181962701
>no one had hardsuits and only two people had hardsuits
Mean to say only two people had hardsuits
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>>181962701
Brig wasn't breached till they let the spider queen that was reported to be playing around in the detective's office unchecked for a solid ten minutes.
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Best adminbus you've ever experienced
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>>181965562
The only adminbuspart was playercontrolled spiders.
The infestation was done IC by players.
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>>181965562
The one where the left the fucking round alone
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>>181965835
oh I just meant in general.
"What's the best adminbus you've ever experienced?" was my question
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>>181965562
the only busses i really enjoy are dwarf forts.
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>>181965562
The most recent Elim/Prae Power Hour, that I know of at least
(More might have happened since, but I doubt it, and I certainly didn't know of them)
It was RIGHT after skrites were added and most of the players had never seen one yet, so people generally flipped when they saw them, and the CentComm messages succeeded in being really creepy and atmospheric

>tfw Elim will never come back
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>>181966949
I think I remember that one.
I also remember crying wolf in the library about a skrite, then going silent.
And then getting a skrite spawned in there and getting killed by it. Good times.
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>>181961197
>three spiders
>wasn't there when perma became wall to wall spiders
>wasn't an AI, using every trick in the book to stop sec from opening the prison lockdown and unleashing it on the station
>didn't experience the horror when another nest went critical at the same time in xenoarch
>didn't see the whole crew conscripted to fight back, carpeting the station in dead spiders
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>>181965562
One where pizza men arrived from centcomm and beheaded people, depositing pizzas as a replacement for their heads.

"Here's your pizza."
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>>181962012
Or just use a handteleporter and gift it to the Russians.
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>>181965562
>Last Halloween, late
>bus has been low key since forced skeleton round caused salt
>regular cult, doing good
>robust but super annoying clown had been instrumental in victory, but earned the hatred of several cultists
>preparations for the final ritual had began
>clown hears another voice besides Nar'Sie in his head
>the voice speaks in a cacophony of honking
>tells him he shouldn't join the summoning
>tells him he is meant for greater things yet
>narnar rises, but its not over yet
>clown reveals his true form, never before seen clownscape begins spilling through the corridors
>harvesters and cultists trying to beat back a wall of clown flesh
>deadchat baying for the blood of both sides
>Nar'Sie's cultification aura holds off the blob until the shuttle can escape, leaving the station to what was once the clown
The bus was simple, but timing couldn't have been better
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>>181958207
People have already done this, there have been rsc unpackers for years
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>>181958207
Resource unpacking is as easy as it is pointless.
Call me when someone manages to get the code.
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>>181962012
Fuck off Sarah johnson, you autistic fuckwit.
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Yeah I broke the rules, yeah anyone else that did what I did got banned but why? In the end this is just a game, we're all just wasting away our time, trying to ignore the shitty reality by playing an escapist roleplaying game running on an engine that is held together by tape and sheer force of will. Not sure how banning me makes anyone happier, makes the game anymore fun. What I did was harmless, a few people thought it was funny, nobody seriously complained except the one spoilt sport that complains about everything. Just search the admin logs for their ckey, they ahelp 10+ times a day. What, we're just going to ban people that upset the resident autist now? It'd be a lot better to ban the guy playing 5 rounds a day, that isn't healthy and it's obvious he isn't having fun, ruins the mood for the rest of us. A few others have been banned because their idea of fun conflicted with the resident autists, everyone else will end up banned at this rate. Harmless fun is bannable, being annoying and ruining the fun for everyone else is fine?

The thing is, it's just a game. We're all here for a laugh, hopefully even make a few friends and have somebody to help fill the void of loneliness. I'm not saying what I did isn't against the rules, because I checked the rules and even I know it is. What I'm saying is, who cares? Nobody got hurt, nobody's round was ruined, some people laughed along, only one person ahelped and he was an observer, not even playing. Now I'm banned, for having fun. Banned because I had fun and the resident autist that wasn't even playing the game saw somebody having fun and didn't like it because it reminded him of when he actually enjoyed the game. The admins went along with it too, they don't play to make the rounds more fun or enjoyable for the players. Everyone that plays too much ends up quitting or staying on to dickwave their non-existant power around.

Its just a game, we're all here for fun. Let's get together and have fun, lets cut the autism.
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>>181971618
Who's ban appeal was this
>>
>tfw someone does something you don't like
time to get my metapals and permaban him
don't fuck with me
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>>181971618
>Just search the admin logs for their ckey, they ahelp 10+ times a day

who would this have been?
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>>181971618
>guy plays 5 rounds a day
>"he obviously isn't having fun"
t. not that guy
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>>181972921
This is exactly what I spoke about in >>181971618 some people just don't have fun and only find fun in banning others/restricting their play. I want a server where everyone can just relax and have a good time after a hard day working the 9-5 at the oil refinery. The hatred in the soul of those that take the government dole ruins the game for many. People with no job, no goals and nothing but this game. They don't even like the game, they don't like anything. They hate those that can enjoy things. I miss the early days when everyone playing was just here for good times. Lifeweb captured that for a few months but the major problem here took over there but worse. It's only up on weekends and the neets with nothing better can spend all weekend there, hopping from server to server and making everything about them. I just want to settle down and run an Inn, I don't want no trouble or bad times. Just a relaxing conversation, that's too hard to let happen for some people, they can't let people have fun in their own little corner.

>>181972987
I don't want to cause any trouble, I'd just like for the server to be about having fun for everyone. The pointless drama of ckeys, static names and discord posts only add to this cycle of autists not playing the game for the game but to dictate how others should play in a weird show of very small power. The discord is bad for this, people hold grudges and transfer it over to the game. The resident autists that play 10 hours a day are also on the discord looking for a reason to hate, they then take it to the game and observe, looking for even a small rulebreak to ban you so they can laugh at you on discord and pretend they are important. The forums are like this too, but not even a thousandth as active so it is unimportant.


I would wish for a complete clean slate, wiping all ckeys, static names and deleting the discord. But the friendship groups and entrenched, I fear we're trapped in this state forever. No fun allowed.
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>It's not pasta
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>>181974103
there is merit to this, despite being a bit long, good post.
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>>181974103
What if some people have fun with static names, the discord, and having friends?
>I'd just like for the server to be about having fun for everyone.
There's a lot of people that use those three things, but you'd wish they were taken away. You clearly don't want everyone to have fun.
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>>181974624
I don't want static names or having friends taken away. I just think static naming usually leads to greater drama and more of what I dislike. The unplaying subpopulation that exists for trying to police the server and stop fun that they don't like. I understand in a way I'm kind of proposing policing the server... It's a delicate situation and I haven't considered it enough to make a decent proposal.
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>>181974872
Fair enough.
I have a lot of fun playing spess by creating a character, developing him, using him throughout rounds, and building relationships with other characters, while also doing the moment-to-moment gameplay that is so much fun in of itself.
It's a double whammy. I get to play spess and enjoy the roleplay, too. That's why /vg/ is still my fuckin' jam even if it has flaws-- because there's potential for both. The way I see it, I can go straight from relaxing at a comfy bar, chatting to the bartender, to dunking a vampire, and back.
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Val oth is a terrible sec officer
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/vg/station in 2020:
>catbeasts are now a starting race and are no longer valid
>pomf steps down with sawbones now in charge
>complete port of /tg/'s medbay
>/vg/ now on the public server list, bunker has been removed
>pomfco- I mean, sawcoins added in. only rewarded to good players, but it's ends up being just for successful ban requests
>sawcoins can be spent on antag rolls and exclusive races
>still no snowmap
>still no antag datums
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>>181974103
Rules are rules and they've been there forever and hardly changed.
You admitted you broke a rule and so you brought it on yourself. Just because admins or players found it funny doesn't make it ok. That's just another form of favouritism. Admins have to be indifferent to situations and enforce the rules without personal injections.
I get where you're coming with the person who reported it. Some people have major issues and it really detracts from the community and I wish their friends would snap them out of it. But if the admins knew of it they should have took action.
The rules are here for all of us to keep people from getting their fun ruined when they do only have chance for a short play a day. If you want something a bit more lax, the only thing I can do is suggest elsewhere.
A lot of us in /vg/ want something a bit different from what else is offered, if we just become like the rest of the servers then what's our purpose?
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>just be yourself
>kill everyone
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>>181976485
i'd rather die desu
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What a painfully bad round
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>>181976850
>Bully and be an ass face to silicons
>They're no longer forced to take it
Escape doesn't matter, it's just for testing your lightning round skill.
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>riding around in the tubes on the research outpost
>see emagged mommi building it's own personal army of emagged asshole robots with a exosuit fab
>watch them assasinate the HoP
>PDA the warden about what's going on
>they continue bringing in bodies
>spy on them in the tubes
>get out of the tube for about a split second
>oh shit, I can't get back in
>fighting with tube
>borg comes by and ribbs me
I should have taken a screen shot, that mommi was an absolute champ
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>>181976931
what happened
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>>181976931
>Assistant takes the atmos tech that tried to get me to chloral myself
>Guy injects and takes my spider queen
The worst
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>>181976972
I thought it was mommi's I was watching out for MOMMI's
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>Go to the HoP line to request some access
>Mime and Botanist standing on the same spot next to the windoor
>Table the mime
>HoP drags the mime out and tells the botanist to behave in line
>Mime gets behind the botanist
>Botanist pushes her down
>Grab the mime and table her again
>HoP whips out his egun and stuns the botanist
>"Officer, arrest this man"
>Botanist gets dragged away in cuffs
Fucking hilarious.
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>>181976972
warden literally didn't tell us anything at all. Warden was generally a faggot this shift.
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>>181977086
>he doesn't notice the 11 borgs appear on the messenger list out of the blue.
>he doesn't send in a raid squad into the outpost
it would have been fun man. you missed out.
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>>181976972
>watch a borg leave with the exofab circuit
>right after i was fucking in his wires checking for an emag

I knew i shouldve snipped him from the AI
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>>181977169
>Cuts your power cable
>APC dies
Nuttin personal kid

Also large meteors are 3/6/9 so you're still in the blast range.
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>>181977228
Fuck you, I said there was an army of mommi's several times.
An officer told me that the borg was acting very strangely when we were about to check the shuttle so I said we should check the ai about it, walk the down hall a few seconds later bang dead due to the miner that everyone said was dead.
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>>181977430
I was going to build an SME there too, but the round was a shitshow and I had to keep leaving to fix things
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>>181977279
I didn't see the messenger list, kind of wish I did.
Ping was so bad I was more focused on getting from point a to point b.
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Well that was something
>Be Miner
>On route back from first haul, get killed by Cruz (who didn't even have kill anyone by murderbones will be murderbones)
>Get cloned, tell HoP, Captain, Security, and Medbay who killed me
>Get a new ID, go back the mining dock, he appears off the shuttle and murderbones me again
>At least Security takes him out this time
>Get cloned again, ask the Captain for a gun because Security is clearly nowhere to be found
>Cruz is brought back to life, despite my warnings
>Get killed in the same spot by a traitor engineer, who then blows me up
>Get cloned again, alert everyone again about the two threats
>Finally fucking make it to the roid, and try to bring in my first haul
>Cruz is there with an emagged MoMMI and I die again, after asking security for help, and telling everyone Cruz is alive on the roid
>This time though, he removes my head, which glitches the cloning computer
>See, if you've been scanned, but your head is removed when you die, it fucks up the cloner for some reason
>Only way to come back is to quit, come back as you're being cloned, then resume as normal
>So eventually I do just that
>Ask a borg to take me to the mining dock, because there's a Ripley there, and I figured that's my best bet
>Borg runs right in the middle of a firefight, and I die again
>Get cloned again, and hey! They cloned Cruz again too!
>Have shitty fistfight, and then he runs away
>Med Mech suit puts me in sleeper tube, then goes to the shuttle
>All the borgs there go apeshit, and murderbone everyone except the guy sitting in the cockpit
>I die with 40 seconds left to go

Fun round kind of, but holy shit Security that round needs to be fired. They did jack all the entire round.
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>>181977919
Were you the guy that took my spider queen?
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>>181977919
>not being there for the centcom murder mystery.

We had a lot going on, there could have been a deathsquad
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>>181977919
If you were at the brig during that round, I wasn't there for the cruz fiasco but god damn the brig was a mess with shit happening everywhere.
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>>181978103
Yeah, I had just been sick of getting killed by Cruz (and people reviving him) that I wanted extra protection. No idea you were an antag until you killed me.
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>>181978830
Good. Fuck fucking fuck you. I would have killed you for it even if I wasn't. Go get your own goliaths or something, it' s not easy to kill a queen. Especially without already having ab ackpack of guns.
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>>181978268
Was kinda disappointed that just one ERT Member came.
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Best Head of Security?
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>bored
>just want to kill myself and go do something else
>make some chloral
>see another engineer, alone
>can't resist the temptation
>give her the chloral, disguised as a Mann's Drink
>she slips and chlorals me with it instead

>long time after
>sec finds and brigs me for trying to chloral her
>5 min
>get out
>get tazed by another officer, apparently they forgot to update my records
>tell that to Michael Faust, the same officer that ordered me to arrested
>ignores me
>Shival Rea, the officer who previously arrested me, tells him that too
>ignores him
>tell him again
>brigs me for ten minutes without a word
>power goes off, spend the rest of the shift in the same cell
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>>181941924
Quick Shiggypiggy announcement:
I am not Lux Tuft and unlike his, my waifu isn't a whore.
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>>181980681
Shiggy the new WFU batch is the best in history, you've missed out by quitting.
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>>181981140
Name ONE good 2017 waifu, I'll wait.
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>>181981315
I can't
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>>181980440
Oh shut it, I was dealing with a guy dying in the middle of the brig, I know I already released you from your crime you paid for the last one you don't have to tell me twice.
I heard over the radio that the botanist was spaced, the same botanist that said to me that someone chloraled him earlier and he somehow managed to escape,
It's not hard to put two and two together to believe that you were the culprit of the botanist, but I didn't have time to interrogate you because of the following reasons:
1. Dying guy captain brought in cuffed on the floor.
2. Engineer suddenly locked in a brig cell.
3. The conclusion of the murder/mystery in the interrogation room.
With all of those in mind I placed you in a cell for several minutes, removing your stuff so you wouldn't escape while I deal with the rest of the problems, few seconds later mommi/shaft miner breached the brig medbay while I was tending to the dying man appeared, forcing me to medbay to get surgery. I came back saw that you were comatose from ahelping the entire time (even though you said you wanted to kill yourself earlier what happened?) I released you and placed you in the security escape shuttle with all your things except for the gloves so I could deal with the mommi army.
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>>181981315
Riccardo
Valkie
Lilly Lapine
Eloise
Souhei
Avada
Me
That one saronsen plays
Frank White
Corrine Calloway
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>>181981949
They're all trash. One of them is even Solarious, so you know you have bad taste.
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>>181981949
All shit except (you)
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>>181981949
Aren't these the guys who get valided a lot a gets the most complaints?
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Reminder that this exists.
It wasn't on the wiki till just now, but it's there.
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>>181981949
All awful, laddo.
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>>181982460
It may exist, but the only thing it's useful for is making annoying noises
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>>181982164
>>181982430
>>181982508
Souhei and Avada were memes bakas, the rest are good!
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>>181982460
I have never ever needed that and will never ever need it.
Thanks for adding it so I can meme on maps at least.
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>>181980440
Michael Faust is generally a dumbass.
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>>181980681
>Shiggypiggy

Old and busted, GET DUSTED
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>>181983192
I'm not old, lad, I'm classic.
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>>181983140
That may be true at times, but that time was just filling of bad luck and terrible circumstances.
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>>181983472
your wfu advice doesn't matter, you haven't played in a year. You probably don't even know anything about current female statics.
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>>181983931
Does a wine taster's tongue deafen to taste if it doesn't touch subpar nectars?
Hah, thought so!

I dunno man, your waifus don't seem that good.
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>arguing about waifus
THEY'RE ALL SHIT
THERE IS NO ARGUMENT
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>>181984052
>deafen
>taste

Your English needs some work shiggyboy, maybe ask your waifu to teach you. That'd be a cute anime chibi scene.
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>>181983472
>Shiggypiggy

Fikle and untrue, Plus I heard he's a jew
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>>181984196
This man is 100% right, I cannot fathom people having actual waifus in this game. I believe the only people who unironically have waifus in this game are teenagers or people who are so sexually jaded they can only be aroused by shitty pixel people in an atmos sim.
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>>181984436
It's a figure of speech, friend. I was being poetic.
>>181984450
A jew I may be,
But I'm certainly faithful,
To A., my sweet bee.
For whom I am grateful.

Poetic Shiggy day, lads.
I'm the trend, you are just fads.
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>>181984789
can you sign my breasts shiggy
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>try to be a shitter
>nobody ever mentions me in the thread anyway
eh
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>>181984789
You shouldn't be so quick judge others different to yourself, there can be great good in the heart of a foreigner.
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Shit round for sec
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Top ten juiced up waifus.
And top ten juiced up husbandos. Go.
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@181984980
Shitters don't deserve posts or (you)s. Play well or don't play at all.
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>>181984937
Are you a male girl?
>>181985061
I don't judge anyone except myself and when I judge myself I just dismiss the case and do a drug.
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>try to be a waifu
>nobody ever mentions me in the thread anyway
eh
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There's nothing wrong with adminning while playing AI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUtziaZlDeE
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>>181981949
shit taste besides Riccardo
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>>181985291
t. non admin
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>>181985491
whats wrong with the rest that Riccardo does right? How can I be good husbando like Riccardo?
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>>181985667
Not any more at least
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>>181985491
>>181985676
stop this shit
thanks
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>>181985491
t. riccardio
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>>181985676
play sec, don't be shit
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>vampire with no limbs, blind, deaf, with constant seizures
that's what I call a challange
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you guys may think this general is bad but at least some banned autist wasn't so pissed off he fucking created a bot that takes posts from other generals and spams our general with them

>>181975573
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>>181985061
been around long enough to know how greasy he is. This guy's only trying to get a visa out of his country and would sell his first born if he could.
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>>181977440
There was a single mommi, dumbfuck. Git gud noob.
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>>181977919
Sec had been mostly borged at this point, and the borg wanted you dead so your brain could be put into a new borg. Psssh, nothing personel kid. Too bad that didn't work out.
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>>181986313

No they just created a bot called 2hotdogs that posts shitty music and webms
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>>181988262
You haven't filtered him yet?
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>>181984789
>ShiggyPiggy
>faithful
Ahahahahahaha
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>>181984789
>faithful
Shiggy how many waifus have you had
You're not faithful at all
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>>181988759
It's not just waifus mate, he literally left his fiance because he found another spess grill
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>>181985241
>tfw try to be a waifu
>can't afford the autismal amount of play time required to be remembered, let alone liked
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Not-so-friendly reminder that the inclusion of a discord in the OP has done NOTHING of value for this general.
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>>181989095
That's the coder Discord, anon. It's functionally a replacement of the coder IRC (which has been there for fucking ages) but the IRC was never removed because it technically still exists.
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>>181965562
THE GREAT MARKER WILL GUIDE US TO THE NEXT STEP IN HUMAN EVOLUTION.
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>>181989095
It's only the coding discord which isn't AS bad as the general d*scord
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Post admin logs that involve you so we can laugh at retards
>Be CMO
>Watch virologist dragging chemist to virology
>Chemist is in crit
>Investigate
>Walk into virology
>Which I guess makes me a validhunting CMO to check in on my virologist anyway
>Find the chemist in the break room closet
>Call in security
>He tells security that "He was dead"
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>>181989095
Worse, it has caused more drama and cannibalized the threads.
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>BREAKING NEWS
>plaugewalker was from paradise and /tg/
>he's a confirmed retard from the admins for weeding them out into sperging
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>>181990026
proofs of these claims?
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>>181990243
>has spoken to the admins in the past
>he and rin were refugees
>they both said he was a shitter but not that bad
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>>181989362
How do you find these logs?
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A whole lot of ss13 lads in that /v/ thread.
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>>181990630
Check the OP
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
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>>181984789

>jew
>russian

checks out, why is there so many kikes in russia anyway?
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>>181990742
That's a lot to look through
>>181990679
>browsing /v/
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>>181990975
You're not supposed to read it like a book, you know. You preferably know at least which day you're looking for something
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>>181990975
>>browsing /vg/
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>>181991368
>browsing 4chan
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>>181990975
Just ctrl+f your own ckey to comb through it quickly
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>>181988946
>Name character after a meme anime character
>people start waifuing me
>I just want to chill out and power game as science
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>>181990243
Plaugewalker wants to fuck rins character so hard that he followed them from tg.
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is there a way to quick search The logs without opening them one to one?
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>>181993251
no
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>tfw no curie WFU
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>>181993148
That's actually not true. i was here before Pootis.
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boombox 2.0
>so we're nukes and shit
>we take forever to get our shit together, but nothing wrong with that, we go to goonsat, get the telly console, and I teleport in as a mole, disguised as the janitor on the station manifest
>I go in , rob the tech secure storage, and make it out just before there was a response from the crew
>I go and hide the locker full of the high priority boards in recycling room, along with some matter bins, a consolse screen, nano anip for a n autolathe
>they build a console subvert the AI, I change my ID into one of another deceased manifested assistant
>I get hit with a egun on a random search on code green, apperantly the person I'm disguised in was twiddling with some toilet centrifuge
>I have a disguised gasmask, so once they take it off they'll know it's ops
>deathgasp in the brig before anyone wisens up
>nukes go in and start mowing down medbay, they get the disk
>plant the nuke on solars
>fight breaks out
>an op accidentally throws the disk into spave, whatever, it's just a small setback, no big fucking deal, disk won't leave z-1
>ALL THE OPS ABANDON THE FUCKING NUKE WHICH CAN BE SPACED BEYOND Z1 AND HAS NO PINPOINTER FOR
>BIRB FINDS NUKE AND SPACES IT
>AS BIRB IS SPACING THE NUKE IT LANDS ON THE NUKE SHUTTLE
>FIGHTS WITH THE SOLO NUKE ON THE SHUTTLE USING THEIR BARE FUCKING HANDS ONCE THEY RAN OUT OF AMMO
>FUCKING FISTICUFFS WITH AN ESHIELD/DISARM AND GLUBS
>BIRB DIES
>WE LOSE
>MY SIDES
WEW LAD
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>>181993251
I guess on the linux you could do that with some fancy tool
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>>181993591
is there any better feeling then eguning an op on accident
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>>181993491
>Came to vg immediatley after the bin did
>Harass dizor to draw your waifu
>Obsess endlessly about the bin

Will you ever stop being pathetic?
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>HONK! HONK! HONK!
>get a station-bounced radio
>say something with mic turned on to make sure it goes through
>still comes out as HONK!
What the fuck? Since when do scripts work on station-bounced radios?
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>>181993591
>be space bird
>forage space for scrap metal
>collect nuke for trading nest
>die because of statistically high vox deathrate
vox lives matter
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>>181994093
Don't respond to him please. He LOVES the attention
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>>181993591
Wait, how would you get the nuke disk back after it was spaced?
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>>181993591
The newcop that threw the disk was sarah johnson, it wasn't an accident they're just really fucking dumb.
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>>181994515
It's z-1 locked
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>>181994515
The nuke disk cannot leave Z-1. When it hits the edge, it either stops there and can be retrieved by anyone with a jetpack, or respawns somewhere on the station, I forget which.
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>>181994631
But are players? Wouldn't their z change trying to get it?
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>>181994708
Ops have a holosuit map so they basically can't space themselves.
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>>181994708
>Wouldn't their z change trying to get it?
It'd stop just before the Z-change boundary, so they'd be able to fly up next to it and grab it without changing Z-levels.
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>>181994692
It was scooting around the map making the pointer change directions a lot until it eventually stopped on the SW edge of the map.
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>nothing new on the ban page
hmmmm
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>>181995030
probably a lot of notes
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>[18:11:42]ADMIN: MOD: PublicEnemyMaiPai/(Mai Pai) : im ending it

Good fucking riddence
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what the fuck is push
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>>181995157
>having your name in your Ckey
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What happened exactly?
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>>181995578
It makes it easier to find your admin ghost.
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what happened to that ww2 server that was topping the public list for a while


anyone play on it?
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>>181996749
I didn't even know it existed
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>>181996749
I think some major drama happened on it very recently. Can't remember what it was though
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>>181996968
I heard their PR guy quit
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memes for a new race
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Avali when. They can replace the Vox and be the new Furry race.
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>>181997546
>another human but X
>scootaloos still in coding hell
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>>181997546
no
>>181997546
no
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>>181997546
they look rad
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>>181998809
Speaking of scoots. How do I add hands that can grab to stuff with VV
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Reminder
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>>181999485
There's a variable for the number of hands
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>>181999586
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>>181999586
Reminder
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so we just sit here at round end while the admins ban zero people. The notes better be fucking enormous
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>>181999485
VV isn't the way to do it, there's a button in the mob's player panel to alter its number of hands. Right-click -> Show Player Panel
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>>181997546
>humanoid aliens
when will this meme end?
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>>181999586
HOLY SHIT

THIS GUY MUST BE AN AUTIST
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>>181999586
>>181999593
>>181999796
Is PJB really autistic? I thought he quit.
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>>182000091
no, just underage
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>>181999995
When you find someone willing to re-sprite every single clothing item in the game to make it fit a non-human body type.
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>>182000091
He did, kinda
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>>182000091
He's only 17.
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>>181999806
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freeze
*record scratch*
you might be wondering how I got in this situation
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>>182000143
You only need to deny every piece of clothing due to the new alien's shape and you're good to go.
>>
I remember having an issue with PJB some months ago, something about an ahelp. I don't really remember much, all I do is that he was an asshole about it.
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>>182000215
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>>182000284
If the alien can't wear clothing, it can't be a functional crewmember.
It'd just be another hazard like xenomorphs and spiders.
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>>182000210
He's autistic.
The "He's just 17" is a meme that needs to die. He should learn to take criticism. You aren't his fucking mommy.
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do you think the reason PJB is so good at coding is because he secretly likes to wear girl's clothing?
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>>181981315
Neet Weeaboo
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>>182000435
Could just give them internal backpacks.
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>>182000458
Those are just girls the artist said are boys, though
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>>182000157
>>182000215
>>182000395
WEW LAD
E
W

L
A
D
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>>182000435
I do okay as a hobo gimmick. It just makes you want to kill yourself.
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>>182000224
once the shitter fails to subvert the AI for the easy win, his eyes turn to the next best option. The shard
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>>182000519
They would still lack a belt slot, pockets, capability for glasses, gloves, shoes, the ability to wear their ID, a whole lot of important things.
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>downloading resources
FUUUUUUCK
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>Tfw no event/gamemode where a spaceship crashes into the station, and its occupants run rampant
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>>182000442
How many mature, level-headed teenagers capable of taking criticism do you know?
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>>182000458
makes sense
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>>182000435
It would be like vox without hats, that's pretty much it. It's not hard to comprehend.
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>>182000582
>Update

t. slate slabrock
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>>182000670
>here from roundend
>ready up
>cascade music won't stop
>restart byond
>can't fucking connect
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>>182000737
>like vox without hats
I'm not sure what you mean by that.
Vox aren't exactly a valid comparison because their creator was actually autistic enough to resprite most clothing to fit their body shape.
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>>182000705
A lot. I even taught a few that were way younger than he is and they take it pretty fucking normally.
Hell, even I took criticism well when I was 9.

He is autistic.
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>>182000435
The martians can surely wear hats.
For really weird body shapes respriting won't be enough. It wouldn't make a lot of sense that a human and an octopus or flying cloud or whatever can swap clothes,
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>>182000609
Pretty sure there's no way to pay at vending machines or the ordering console without a jumpsuit to put your ID in. I mean you're supposed to be able to have it in your hand, but it doesn't work to my knowledge.
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>>182000868
Wrong.
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>>182000435
Head, mask back and hands are the only required ones. Everything else is just time saving.
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>>182000926
So long as you have the ID in your hand instead of just imagining that it's in your hand it works without issue.
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>>182000670
Last time I tried something like that, someone accidentally singuloosed and the extended round had to end just as I was almost ready to send it to the station
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>>182000868
Vox only had 4 or 5 clothes tailored, it was the introduction of vox as regular crewmembers and how bad the uniforms looked that caused the resprite. There's still many more to redo.
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>>182001291
Who resprited them all?
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>>182001149
It doesn't though.
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>>182000670
But there is bus buttons for it
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>>181998809
I cry eerytime
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>>181998809
cluster is a war criminal
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>>182001923
use console with empty hand for menu
switch to hand with id or pda as active
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>>182005419
That's what I've been doing. I wonder if it could be a 511 thing.
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>>181997546

Any new race is good, but the only thing it lacks is fucked up legs and abilities like being able to see in the dark
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>>181997546
Give it roundstart leap ability with a 10 second cooldown, but moves at 1/10th speed of humans.
And no hyperzine.
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>>182007391
That'd just make them objectively worse.
The races should be sidegrades to humans, not downgrades. Otherwise there's no reason to play them.
>>
>Dicking around as paramedic
>Teleporting in dead people, saving lives
>Dude comes in and converts me into cult
>Never done cult before
>Trying to learn how to do shit
>Too unrobust to convert people reliably
>Shuttle gets called, shamefully take it back to centcomm
>Smelel, only two cultists

What the fuck. Wish I had more time to get a chance to actually convert people.
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>12:37
>Captain announces: "Should we call it? Yay or nay?"
Go back to Hippie or where ever the fuck you came from
Same for that miner trying to get the cap to call it
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>>182007560
I mean, I'd play it even with that. It'd be hilarious or awful.
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>>182007635
Why, though? If you wanted to be slow you could just roll human and have walk intent on at all times.
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>>182007621
Would you like to learn how to cult?
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>>182007621
>only one cultist at roundstart

That poor fuck
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>>182007626
Someone should make a flow chart for whether you should call the shuttle.

I'm eating, so I might do it after, but one really needs to exist and be a fucking sign in bridge.
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>>182000750
solid sec, we fucked up that nasty cult!
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>>182007626
>rod splits the station in two and none of the engies seem to be doing shit and the only other person in a WEBUILD mentality is the detective
>surprised a shuttle call happens
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>>182007750
It's being slow and then super fast with the leap that's appealing.
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>>182007806
Should have ordered floorbots. You'll have 20 WEBUILD's shortly.
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>>182007626
>Half of the people saying "No don't call it" were eventually deconverted
Really gets my noggin joggin.
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>>182007806
this was before the rod hit
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>>182007626
>captain joined at 12:30
>this was his first act as captain
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>>182007560
>>182007635
>>182007750
I still want a race added that is objectively worse than all other races in most situations. I want to know that I did something 'robust' because I was robust, and not because of dumb luck or racial bonuses.
A literal "human but x" could count because the AI is default on asimov, but would be the most boring way of doing this. And we already have slowdowns as a racial drawback.
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A vox handed me a box of marauder circuits

Can you actually put together a marauder?
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>>182008102
It's shy one chip.
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>>182008102
Yup.
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>>182008058
Greys
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>>182008136
>main control
>peripherals
>weapons

Whats the last chip?

>>182008143
How? And how is it any different from a durand? i thought marauders were just black durands with illegal weapons
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>>182007913
Actual call was after the rod and done by the HoS.
That entire round was a shitshow though.
>Kunt goes catatonic the second he gets deconverted
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>>182008641
i never called the shuttle
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>>182008268
Are their meme mind powers that worthless?
>>
post lifeweb stories
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>>182008641
>walk in to sci and ask hunt and his buddy who wants to be deconverted first
>tase him while he is typing a response

Sometimes its about savoring the little moments you get to fuck someone over.
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>>182009035
I dunno, its pretty funny to convince a crewmen you're god and have them griff people
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>>182008307
It's the tits

/obj/mecha/combat/durand
desc = "It's time to light some fires and kick some tires."
name = "Durand Mk. II"
icon_state = "durand"
initial_icon = "durand"
step_in = 4
dir_in = 1 //Facing North.
health = 400
deflect_chance = 20
damage_absorption = list("brute"=0.5,"fire"=1.1,"bullet"=0.65,"laser"=0.85,"energy"=0.9,"bomb"=0.8)
max_temperature = 30000
infra_luminosity = 8
force = 40
var/defence = 0
var/defence_deflect = 35
wreckage = /obj/effect/decal/mecha_wreckage/durand

/obj/mecha/combat/marauder
desc = "Heavy-duty, combat exosuit, developed after the Durand model. Rarely found among civilian populations."
name = "Marauder"
icon_state = "marauder"
initial_icon = "marauder"
step_in = 5
health = 500
deflect_chance = 25
damage_absorption = list("brute"=0.5,"fire"=0.7,"bullet"=0.45,"laser"=0.6,"energy"=0.7,"bomb"=0.7)
max_temperature = 60000
infra_luminosity = 3
var/zoom = 0
var/thrusters = 0
var/smoke = 5
var/smoke_ready = 1
var/smoke_cooldown = 100
var/datum/effect/effect/system/smoke_spread/smoke_system = new
operation_req_access = list(access_cent_specops)
wreckage = /obj/effect/decal/mecha_wreckage/marauder
add_req_access = 0
internal_damage_threshold = 25
force = 45
max_equip = 4
starts_with_tracking_beacon = FALSE
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>Notice miner acting strange on the roid
>He chases me to the shuttle, then gets knocked over by the shuttle moving to the station
>Drops his Arcane Tome, and I fly out of there
>Tell Sec and the Chap
>Mass deconversions happen
>Later get bwoinked and asked if I snitched
>Mfw
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>>182009168
>tfw I once yelled in pray because I thought the gods were messing with me but then felt embarrassed when I realized it was actually telepathy a moment later
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>>182009401
haha holy shit, they ahelped over that? what a bunch of gaping pussys
>>
is there a better feeling on ss13 than joining a server while you can still ready up
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>>182009460
>Janitor doesn't put signs down
>yell at him
>he hits me with his mop and runs
>use my telepathy to convince another crewmen that god wants him to make my Janitor's life hell
>crewmen proceeds to hack the janitor's doo, steal his mop and bucket, stun and cuff etc.
>Janitor is pissed and doesn't know why he is being bullied all round
>round ends, crewmen finds out that it wasn't god, just a grey
>starts yelling about it in OOC
Telepathy is fun
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>Everything about medbay that round
I will see you all in hell
>>
>Want to make themed escape
>So of course it's wizard
>The shuttle has been called
O-Okay...
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>Go to play spess men
>Get into lobby
>Favourite song starts playing
>Let it play through
>Shortly before it ends hear "The emergency shuttle has docked with the station"
Oh...
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>tfw I realise my static hasn't slept once in over a year

she probably has huge bags under her eyes, not cute!
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>>182007814
>and then super fast with the leap
That's only once every 10 seconds though, and the leap only carries you like 15 tiles.
During your leap you're only moderately faster than a running human, and on average you're much slower since you can only leap once every 10 seconds.

A better tradeoff for the low speed would be a no-cooldown leap, so you can be very fast but only by sacrificing maneuverability.
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>wiz attacks
>fax message to Centcomm
>title "Wiz spotted on station"
>its also some top quality hentai
>get struck down
>turned to catbeast
>limbs blown off
>entire office erased leaving hole into space
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>>182008058
Weren't skeletons essentially that before their speed was buffed? Worse than humans in every way?
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>>182012914
nocd leap basically can't be caught

>>182013016
Yeah but when you say worse in every way it sounds worse than the difference actually was.
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>>182012417
Thats funny I heard your cute static sleeps around quite a lot.
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>>182013016
yeah and mega had to ruin it for the rest of us
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>>182012958
I love faxing central command. Sent this as clown.
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>>182014993
Feel free to make a revert PR.
All it takes is one button.
>>
Black people coded as a distinct race when?
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>>182015282
For what purpose?
>>
ant people or hornet people as a distinct race when?
>>182015282
When /vg/ gets some ethnic cleansing and zealot and xevonix are deadminned with dragonbro.
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>>182015231
You need collab status or it to be your own for the revert button iirc
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>>182015486
Nope.
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>>182015340
so they could have certain race stats

pros
faster movement speed
able to break glass quicker
1.5x damage in empty hand combat
blend in to darkness

cons
cant play security or command roles
every 20 minutes must protest nanotransen
constantly uses twitter on pda
can be mistook for wanted criminal when an officer sees them
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>>182015617
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>>182015486
You need to have a copy of the repo
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>>182015752
You need to have a Github account and have clicked the "Fork" button on the front page of Pomf's repo.
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>>182015824
Ah that explains it then, I have to run revert from my side and push from there? How clunky.
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>>182015912
Otherwise some chump can start spamming the button and make a thousand branches.
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>>182015912
Well, Github still handles everything for you as far as creation of the branch, un-doing of the changes, and making of the PR.
You just need to have a repo for Github to put it on and make the PR from.
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>>182014991
RUDE
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>>182012417
>implying baggy eyes are not cute
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>>182016668
>he wants a waifu addicted to coffee that is always cranky and will probably fall asleep in his arms when they cuddle watching a movie
talk about gay
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>>182017063
>waifu
Replace that with Husbando and you've got what my character would be, if you also make him an already always-grumpy alchoholic who hates everyone around him.
>tfw nobody will ever ask me how my shift was
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>>182017323
>husbando skrells when?
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>>182015707
>viral symptom that darkens your skin colour and randomly switches you to arrest on sechuds
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>>182012417
>>182017063
>he doesn't want a waifu as broken inside as themselves
fags
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>vamp clown slips right in front of me
>whip out my flamethrower
>i forgot to toggle the fucking light so i sit there like a gormless idiot and get the succ

Good thing there was that atmospheric technician dragged my body back not once but twice
>>
> sitting in maint making my lounge
> shuttle finally arrives
> no more than a second later the power goes out
> I have no crowbar but literally everything else to hack open a door
> walking around circles hoping the power comes back on before the shuttle leaves
> power comes back on
> sprint down maint and hop into the shuttle
> 5 seconds left til departure
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>>182020907
>Count Honkula going antag level of '''pranks'''
>Reveals he is a real vampire
>To the shock of no one, I hope
>Everyone keeps running into his lube
>Half the crew dies trying to kill him
>Give him the old door shock
>One and done
Sorry clown. That was amazing, but my laws forced my hand.
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>>182021170
It's alright, I had the chance to get glubbs and I didn't get them. HONK
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>>182020907
Albert was the hero this station needed. Atmos Doctor and lifesaver all around.
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>>182020939
that's kinda gay anon
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>>182015707
lol praise kek brother
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kingston reporting in with a plea for freedom

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=3847
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>>182024960
Give me your top five slowcore albums and if your taste isn't shit I'll unban you right here and now
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>>182025034
Not him, but what's slowcore?
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>>182025034
i'm a simple ss13 player and don't know what slowcore is bro. if i want to listen to slower music i'll usually listen to stuff like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJaKQXoAFiw
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>>182024960
>i do declare this to be a dumb and bad ban.
The best way to ensure your ban appeal gets denied is by saying "I din du nuffin dis ban is bullshit mang" instead of "I'm sorry for breaking the rules and I won't do it again."
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>>182025241
see these posters here don't even know who kingston is, clearly this is strong evidence in favor of freedom
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how 2 be luv by thread

>step 0: Never apply for admin
>step 1: Make male static with a memorable name and slightly memorable appearance. only play this character
>step 2: play only 1 job (it can't be sec or command) and wear the same clothes every shift
>step 3: be decently skilled, be friendly, and never tide as nonantag for like 4 months
>step 4: start discussions in the thread in which it is likely that your static will come up. (Don't overdo it or people will know)

Now that you are ingrained in the thread consciousness, people will occasionally post nice things about you.
enjoy your F level e-celebrity status,
>>
>>182025856
>riccardo plays sec mostly
>thread dicc succs riccardo

step 2 is contradictory
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>>182026336
But Riccardo plays medbay mostly
>>
>>182025856
>Step 1
>implying female static isn't more likely to make you famous
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>>182026336
this is the easiest way to do it
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>>182026503
>implying female static isn't more likely to make you famous
famous but not loved
if all you want is name recognition, do what Souhei does
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>>182026503
>female static isn't more likely to make you famous
Makes you get a bad rap from what ive seen.
>>
>>182026665
pink hair, important job, and loud

That's all he has going for him
>>
>>182026421
over the last two weeks every time i've played he was a sec officer
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>>182027045
Don't forget being a fucking retard
>>
>>182027045
>important job that they dont do because theyd rather valid hunt
>>
>>182027549
>does it as HoP every time
>never jobbaned

How does souhei do it lads
>>
>>182027652
Give an admin the succ
>>
>>182027652
no one ahelps it
>>
>>182026336
I metagrief Riccardo lol
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>>182027652
ERP with an admin.
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>>181997546
oh let the race posting begin
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>>182029458
>Humanoids
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>>182029458
Skrell are better
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>>182029503
They really thought twice before letting me add another race. its a shame really.
>>
WHY DO NEWFAGS KEEP GOING FOR HEADROLES WHEN THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW DOES GAME MECHANICS WORK?
like CMO that doesn't know how laser scalpel and incision manager works
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>>182029704
Cause the whitelist time for them isn't long enough.
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>>182029704
>incision manager

What's that?
>>
>>182029986
Tool from science which completes the first 3 steps of a surgery in one very fast step and then can be used as a faster retractor from there on out.
>>
>>182029704
Head roles need to be locked behind rounds played in that department.
Can't be HoP without 10 rounds in service/cargo
Can't be RD without 10 rounds in Science
Can't be CMO without 20 rounds in Medbay
Can't be HoS without 15 rounds in Security
Can't be Captain without 10 rounds as another Head.
>>
post cancer
>engineers taking for atmos tech suit
>mechanics taking any engi hardsuit
>engineers stealing CE hardsuit
>people walking in magboots for no reason
>people setting up singulo
>playing botanist only for 5u cyanide autoinjector
>>
>>182030197
this
yesterday there was CMO that put dead and clothed guy in cryo, then tried to defib him when he had over 250 brute, in addition to not knowing how surgical tools work
>>
>>182026336
>sign up as security
>check manifest
>Riccardo as officer
>go to say hello
>I rolled the shouting mutation for the third time in a row

heh..
>>
>>182029704
>Listening to your boss
I specifically choose MD or geneticist over CMO because MD is the exact same thing except you have a bigger target on your back and geneticist is just a *direct* upgrade from MD access-wise
>>
Is it me or can't you point-blank people anymore?
>>
>>182032645
There was an energy weapon hotfix recently, maybe that caused it
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>>182032645
There was a bug in which if you hit someone with your gun it would fire without actually firing and waste a shot, I think.
Think you just have to shoot beyond them now to hit pointblanks.
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>>182033089
>shoot beyond them for pointblanks
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>>182033089
You didn't even have to hit anyone, you could just fire endlessly

.t turret miner in the cage
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>>182031359
where did I say anything about listening to your boss? I'm talking about people picking head roles when they don't even know basics of their department
>>
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&p=20519&sid=f425d73760446299fe65d88c3522a9b3#p20519
Dragon"bro" denied a perfectly reasonable appeal from a player that didn't even deserve the ban.
>>
>>182035509
Fuck off Kingston, you're a Hippie retard who has no place on this server. Stay banned and fuck off.
>>
>>182035509
don't come back
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>>182026421
He got off a self requested sec ban and is currently sec jobbaned for muh escalation
>>
How do people get secbanned anyway, sec isn't that hard tbqhwyrn
>>
>>182037236
Disproportionate punishments or unwarranted aggression is generally a fast track to sec bans.
>>
Do you prefer to play more roleplay-centric jobs (Security, Chaplain, Clown, etc.) or more mechanic-centric jobs (Engineer, Atmos, Medbay etc.)
>>
>>182038000
Depends on my mood.
If I'm tired, I usually play Chaplain, Mime, Virologist, Trader or Archeologist.
If I feel like some challenge I play Security or Medic.
Or if I late join and we don't have a HoP, I usually play HoP.
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>>182030447
If there's no CE, and I'm an engineer, I'm taking his suit. He's not using it.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with the singulo.
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>>182032645
Goddamnit. What gun exactly? What intent were you using? Report it thorugh the ingame [Bugreport] button or on the github, please.
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>>182038000
desu this server is lacking sec who punish by the book instead of going for valids and ignoring nonantag crimes mostly.
That would also keep shittery like >>182038308
at bay since getting perma'd for stealing the CE suit isn't worth it
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>>182038386
laser cannon. Aim to mouth, harm intent. I clicked his sprite while he was buckled to a chair
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>>182038000
I guess I'd go with mechanic-centric as I mostly play medbay. The wild ride is pretty fun when medbay is ready for it and the most stressful hell if you latejoin into a wizard/ops round.
Of course, the best part of medbay will always be doing dangerous and unnecessary surgery whenever you can slightly justify it.
Make monkeyman twins of your coworkers as gifts, they'll love it.
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>>182038404
>No CE
>Have to hack into CE's office to open secure storage to get a suit (and to know the wires anyway)
>Take his suit since I'm there anyway and I'm going to be using it to set up the engines
>Somehow this is a bad thing
Why don't you just code an ID lock for the suit storage if it's not supposed accessible to anyone but the CE?
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>>182038404
people will freak out and call you shitcurity if you go after people for petty crimes instead of chasing those valids
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>medbay this round
you absolute fucking shitheads
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>>182038615
All Antag objectives are Grand theft, you can use your regular engisuit to set up any engine.
If you want the fancy suit and toolbelt, roll for CE instead. That's the major reason why people roll for CE anyway
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>>182038404
i can tell you from personal experience you get called a shitter if you bother punishing people for petty stuff
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>>182038747
this
either roll the CE and deal with more responsibility but get the shiny silver suit or leave it the fuck alone
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>>182038743
What was wrong with medbsy
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>>182038747
>>182038850
There's nobody using it. It's a plasmaproof engisuit. If the CE shows up he can have it back.
Y'all niggas bitches.
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>migrant wave comes in
>2 greys with ayy names, 3 humans, and a zombie
>most of them die on arrival due to depressurization, one even has a virus
>most of the migrants are traitors, one's a vampire
>only one to survive to centcomm is the zombie
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>>182038747
On a side note, someone who has the proper access to edit the spacelaw wiki page should add the RD's holotool to Grand Theft
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>>182038615
>Steal something
>Surprised when security arrests you for stealing
Woooooow
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>>182039006
>Take a freely accessible department tool
>Securty arrests me because it's an antag objective
>Dumb phoneposter defends it
woooow
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>used to /vg/ valids instead of RPing an ignorant retard
>have no sec
>lynch a traitor who gave themselves away
>get bwoinked because muh validhunting
Are we actually the only good server?
There's Hippy TTT, then /vg/ which is actually ss13, and everything else is this queer breed of super serious Mafia.
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>>182038932
atmos hardsuits are plasmaproof too, you know?
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>>182039062
i think taking your bosses suit without his permission is under theft
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>>182038000

I like jobs that allows me to earn good stuff like shaft miner, genetic xenobiology, xenoarchaeology and then roleplay afterward with my earnings

I just like to be comfy alone until a certain point, and those roles are perfect if you are antagonist
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>>182039062
>Freely accessible department tool
>Have to break into his office to get to it
This is getting dumb
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>>182038910
the fact that mechanic and HoS were better doctors than CMO should be enough already
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182039095
>be a cancerous shitter
>server doesn't want you because you drag quality into the dirt
>gosh why doesn't anyone want me to validhunt and only validhunt
You don't get a (You)
>>
Reminder Bagel has an RCD behind one airlock in a place which often opens publicly and yet on Box etc. it's le special item.
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>>182039172
If there's no boss, there's no need for permission.
Soon as there's a boss, I'll return the suit.

>>182039225
>Freely accessible department tool
>Have to break into CE's office to get it
What exactly am I talking about? Hint: It's not the CE's suit.
The only thing dumb here is you, phoneposter.
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>>182039237
Why are you in this thread if you don't like action baybie?
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Good job to nurse Violet, best student in a while, picked everything up super fast and stuck to it, I was certain you would bail when things got hairy.
You've got a bright future in medbay should you decide to stick around.

>>182039228
>boohoo he didn't toolbox and clone everyone
Sorry that actually fixing and reviving people takes longer, but not everyone takes the easy way out. I was also trying to make as many learning experiences as I could for the new player, in between fixing breaches, retrieving bodies, killing spiders and curing a virus.
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182039402
post ckey if you feel so strongly about /vg/ existing for validhunting alone
surely if you're right, the admins will agree
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pomf123
you didnt even ready the post where I said validhunting is allowed on vg but not the focus
you just want to argue with someone because you're bored
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>>182039518
Cloner
Cryo
Heater
Next patient
That's what medbay is just do it you shit
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>>182039518
>fixing breaches, retrieving bodies, killing spiders and curing a virus.
>as CMO
let me guess, Colin? maybe start doing your job and stop doing everyone elses job
>>
Archive is coming for us all prepare for the oncoming darkness. sure we can run from it by making new threads, but one day it will devour us all.
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>>182039792
How can one man be this wrong
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>>182037236
A: The person is playing sec solely to be a griefing faggot and between arresting for crimes that aren't crimes and unreasonably extended sentences
B: Metagay to perma/valid someone they don't have evidence on but "just know" are an antag
C: Between your valids lust or game type PTSD you get too valids hungry and kill a guy you shouldn't

aka, be a retard.

>>182038404
Going by the book is completely impractical for a significant portion of the server's hours.

>>182039095
The validhunting here is pretty bad as a result though. It really sucks when you're trying to do something that isn't murderbone and you get your shit shoved in for it until you give up then people bitch that you're a shitty murderbone antag
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>>182039095
Honestly if a traitor genuinely slips and gives himself away he kinda deserves getting lynched.
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