/ss13g/ - spessmen waifuposting about spacetwinks

YCLAT HERE
I DON'T GRIN
STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DON'T KNOW ME, YOU'RE A NEWFAG ANON.

Best waifu and husbando in every single job?

Let's make a megalist, reply to this post with a static and the job you think they are the best in.

>>181554702
catbeast pride stationwide

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nth for literal reddit autists

Why does megamaw have such a BONEr for skellingtons

So, is this how things are playing out?

You bring up shit from the past involving you and your friends from the pupper discord, and jump at any possibility to try and throw shit my way?

No wonder people are talking about conspiracies.

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How's it feel yclat to know your forever in my shadow when I'm in cargo doing a better job than you?

>>181554789
I want dragonbro to kill himself

>>181554789
nice reddit spacing, fuckboy

>>181554772
Keep the mental degenerates out of my spess

>>181554772
Imagine searching reddit for specific people, imagine reading all of plapatin's posts to find that. Imagine posting it every single thread.

Imagine being this guy, a huge loser.

>>181554997
Or just googling his username and picking the first one or two results. Whats your favorite lego kit, Plapatin?

Have some ice cream or something
>>>/ck/9124885

>>181555157
Please don't cross board advertise your shitty threads

Hey B,

I haven't spoken to you in months. Hope you're doing good. Don't see you in game anymore, you must be busy with work and our timezones don't line up well. Hope we can catch some security rounds together in the future.

t. N

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Anyone got green text clown stories?
Need a good read while at work serving coffee

>>181555497
B

>>181555592
I

>>181555683
N

>>181555683
N

>>181555273
K

>>181555683
T

>>181555723
>>181555736
>not L

>>181555273
People said they wanted me to show a recipe of my ice cream so I'm just giving them what they want.

>>181555842
>not taking the bloody bins out
honestly

why do people play the worst fucking map over and over and over again to no end?

box station is fucking ancient, the maint is shit, and its fucking horrible for antags.

>>181555850
no

>>181555878
Rin was never important

>>181555960
Yes

Do not emag the mommi.

>>181555959
Fuck the antags

Autopermaban theyposters FUCKING WHEN?

>>181555985
yeah but if we leave it it'll just rot and its bin day on thursday

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Post a picture of what you imagine your character to look like

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>>181555959
this sounds like a down and dirty text book case of GIT GUD

>>181555987
your icecream is shit and so are you

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>>181556073

>yclat stealing ailsa from me

b-b-back the fuck off?

>>181556097
:(

>>181556010
C'mon crab just let me slip my emag up inside of you over and over until you're a mindbroken slave to my will

>>181556073
That's ginger, you liar.

>>181555538
>be clown traitor
>cant find my target all round
>no opportunity to go hunting for him
>keep up clown antics the entire round
>later station goes to shit
>go to arrivals escape pod
>my target walks into escape pod
>pen him and screwdriver his eyes into mush as it's all I had on me
>let his body fly out of pod
>honk

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>>181556073

>>181556220
That's actually Kate, a character I made for a science fiction p&p game. I used that art for her. She's an a ship technician that works in a medium sized spaceport... always dreaming of leaving on a ship of her own for adventure. Hoping that cute boy from medbay will pick up on her hints and runaway with her

>>181556259
i killed my target once by telling them a knock knock joke with such poor taste they /suicide'd

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>>181556276
Your bird is shit

>>181556421
How long ago was this? Huh?

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who was the anon working on this?
are you still alive?

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>tfw couldnt whip my last pokeball out in time to kill souhei

feels bad

>>181556520
Like a year ago, I never got to play her though. Game ended unexpectedly.

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>Spot RD sneaking into server room to subvert AI
>AI lets me in thinking I'll stop them
>mfw I was also a traitor and cucked their attempted prevention by emagging the APC

>>181556691
You obviously stole this from Ginger.

>>181555959
Multiplayer was a mistake, look at any game that has fifty servers running the same map.

>tfw almost made it to the shutlle but DUDE BOMBS LMAO
rule 0 for souhei when?

>>181556749
The art isn't actually ginger beach fan art

>>181556749
I'm absolutely sure that the image is not a depiction of either of your characters

>[09:16:32]ADMIN: PM: Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger)->Donnager/(Eloise Chapelle): I am aware.
>[09:17:24]ADMIN: PM: Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger)->Gontran/(Lilly Mint): Gontran, stop using so many tildes. You're causing peoples autism to flare up.
>[09:17:45]ADMIN: PM: Gontran/(Lilly Mint)->Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger): B-But Yahir you know i use tildes 24/7!
>[09:18:19]ADMIN: PM: Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger)->Gontran/(Lilly Mint): I do, and thats how I was able to instantly guess it was you. It still gets people buttblasted beyond relief and I am begging you to stop the senseless buttblasting.
>[09:18:40]ADMIN: PM: Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger)->Gontran/(Lilly Mint): They need their butts, Gontran! Please!
>[09:18:50]ADMIN: PM: Gontran/(Lilly Mint)->Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger): But i love butts, Yahir!
>[09:19:24]ADMIN: PM: Gontran/(Lilly Mint)->Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger): Beside, it's just a syllable or whatever it's called in English :^)
>[09:19:27]ADMIN: PM: Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger)->Gontran/(Lilly Mint): Then for the sake of butts, please stop doing things that blast them into the stratosphere.
>[09:19:47]ADMIN: PM: Gontran/(Lilly Mint)->Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger): I-I'll try
>[09:20:20]ADMIN: PM: Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger)->Gontran/(Lilly Mint): I am sorry I had to tell you to stop.
>[09:20:44]ADMIN: PM: Gontran/(Lilly Mint)->Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger): It's okay, you're the very first admin going full buttblast over it
>[09:21:04]ADMIN: PM: Gontran/(Lilly Mint)->Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger): When did you became admin by the way?
>[09:22:22]ADMIN: PM: Gontran/(Lilly Mint)->Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger): On the bright side, tell yourself i am not erping :^) That would be blatant worse ;^)
>[09:22:48]ADMIN: PM: Gontran/(Lilly Mint)->Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger): I've flared up the autism of so many spessmen, and the wallets of so many this way ;)
>[09:23:22]ADMIN: PM: Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger)->Gontran/(Lilly Mint): Gross.

OwO whats this

>>181557083
Appearence ban Donnager NOW

>>181557083
send donnager back to vore where he belongs

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Send xevonix back to paradise!

>>181557083
Ban donnager, Tachi is superior shipfu!!!

space station 13 is just system shock the MMO

>>181557289
>>181557418
>>181557693
what

>>181558286
This is extremely related to Space Station 13.

>>181556853
are they really bombing again?

>>181558737
>>181554495
>>Shiggypiggy is autistic, 2hotdogs is a retard and pomf is dead.

every post I make is directly related to this thread.

>>181558809
yup, xir is bombing again.

Reminder that Souhei's static is only 17 years old so they can be freely demoted to Civilian for being underaged.

>>181558809
It's fine though, it was at the end of the round. It was only an issue when it was roundstart DUDE BOMBS.

how do you get money as cargo

>>181559273
xir is always an assistant at heart anyway, just like all the weebs.

>>181556010
I think someone was trying to emag me the other day but I was running around like a chicken trying to patch multiple breaches. Really wouldn't have minded since it was such a mess and the shuttle was already coming.
>>181559492
>be test subject for geneticist
>get empathetic thought
>read miner's mind
>profit

>>181559273
It's too bad age isn't on IDs
IDing people as the bartender would be fun

>>181560303
Unfortunately the lowest age is 17 and max is 100 or some shit, so assuming 18 is the drinking age, there's not much of a point.

>>181555959
Maint used to be succinct and make sense.
Then a bunch of pubbie tards came up with the ghetto bar and it was all downhill from there. If you seriously need inaccessible maint tumors to function as a stealth antagonist you're fucking bad at the game sorry.

>be the Shiggypiggy
>have a falling out with your fiancé because you shouldn't stop chasing 2d women
>get depressed and start doing drugs
>start playing lifeweb with the pitch of the last of your waifus
>it's fun but life isn't
>get an absolute madman to send you 300 dollars around Christmas, pack a suitcase and move to Moscow
>half a year later, have comfy office job, plenty of higher quality drugs and a murderous desire to get into writing and finally finish the novel
>don't play on /vg/ because your computer broke down and you can't write either because of that

I mean I might be fucking autistic but I think that overall the space station game made me a more successful person with how radical were the changes it pushed me to.

I mean I even did a male girl once

Sorry for blogging, lads, but I'm glad you remember me so fondly.

>>181560675
If it helps, I think you're a pretty cool dude. Come back some time.

>>181560675
Why haven't you terminated your pathetic existence yet?

>>181560929
Hey, thanks. Maybe once my work projects are finished I'll get a new computer and swing by.
>>181561193
Because lately it's been anything but pathetic! I recently had MDMA for the first time in my life and it's like all the waifus at once hugging you. Try it sometime, lad.

>>181560397
You'd still have to card everyone if it was an NT policy, inconveniencing.everyone no matter and leading to more bullshit stops by security if you're caught with an open container. Now that I start thinking, a dry station gimmick would be kind of entertaining, have a bunch of assistant bootleggers, dirty officials and maintenance speakeasys.

>>181561608
NT policy involves a lot of paperwork that nobody ever does, for example. Some people would like to do it but people will just shit on them, especially since drinking has no practical use whatsoever.

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Xevonix plays a gay grey

>>181561341
Not him but I totally would if MDMA weren't neurotoxic

>>181560419
Nah, you're a casual faggot that wants easy valids and has blandest of taste, which is odd for a homosexual. Your kind usually love to try new things.

>>181562132
Is it really that bad? I mean, I don't go to extremes, but the worst I'd expect is kidney problems, short term short term memory loss, and serotonin syndrome or what is it.
I mean, what I understood about life is its better to regret things you did than things you didn't.

Who the fuck added momentum to all ghost movements including through haunting? This is the most retarded change ever made by 3 orders of magnitude easily. Off yourself subhuman.

>>181562132
Just like pretty much every illegal drug really.

>>181562382
Single use really fucks your serotonin stores and downregulates your receptors
>>181562519
Some are worse than others, and a few have very little negative effects

>>181562398
When it was tested by admins most agreed it made it much easier to observe the station and track players

Feel free to brig up any issues in the discord however

>>181562620
Back in my day we just increased our view range and double clicked.

>>181562398
I didn't notice anything different

>>181562614
The funny thing about my first time trying it was that I didn't actually feel a suicide Tuesday or what's it called, and in fact, 8 was cheerier than usual for a week even though I took only 150mg, which made me wonder if my serotonin was already fucked hence all the waifus and it somehow got unfucked, which sounds entirely unrealistic, but subjectively, that's how it felt.

>>181562916
Likely wasn't MDMA then.

>>181563067
Hm, I'm not sure what else could it have been. Doubtedly anything more expensive to produce, and the seller was a fairly trusted lad so whomst knows. Point being, I was better off since.

>>181563274
Straight mdma is rare anymore, it's usually cut with other drugs. A common one is methamphetamine.

>>181561919
Still if security gets bored and how they tend to meander around the bar and stare at cams the bartender or others may catch shit. Making players mad for real or just ick for denying them drink would be pretty entertaining too and likely get the bar more lively and shotgun happy. Maybe even hiring an assistant as a bouncer to break up the monotony of rajin cajin.

>play on colonial marines
>pilot runs fire missions (with no targets marked) for 30 minutes while everyone on the planet is dying
>steal sl id and forcibly call the ship down
>get banned for blasting the pilot in the face with my revolver

What a great server.

>>181563362
In Russia where yours truly is from the situation is a little different, actually. Sure, pure stuff is rare, and I'd say ecstasy pills have a higher turnover than crystals, but tor networks gave birth to a really competitive environment where every other seller wants to outdo the other, it's a little magical maybe even.

give discord

>>181563560
Hmm alright. In the future if you're gonna order from a DNM I suggest getting some test kits so you have an idea of what you're consuming.
Assuming you didn't already of course

>>181563624
https://discord.gg/6NuUZ4e

>>181563687
C'mon man I was gonna be a chemist one day, and my daddy taught me not to be ashamed of my dick and not to eat funny pills because it might end up with me being fucking dead. God bless dad.
Real talk, the test kit was the first thing I got before venturing into that world.

>>181563908
Good shit dude, harm reduction is most important.

>>181562275
>muh maint toomers WAH

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XEVONIX IS GAY!

>filling the brig with acid banana peels
>during cult
who do we deadmin for this

>>181565456
Sawboner.

>spend entire round building phazon
>NAR'SIE HAS RISEN
>run to sci shuttle to escape
>find a fellow friend there
>outpost is fucked, we decide to bolt to the mining outpost and then main station for pods
>get swarmed by monsters
>i abandon my friend by phasing into the outpost
>shuttle wont work
>badmins spawn an escape pod
>make it away, but without my dear friend

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>round start cult
>convert a fuck load of people
>sacrifice target
>summon narsie

first cult win, feels gud

>>181562620
what the fuck, how does it help to be unable to stop when you decide to stop? whoever tested that was clinically retarded.

>>181563503

did they change shit recently to let pilots have their own arty or was he acting as command?

>all the butthurt over tcomms memes
Delicious.

>>181560675

If i knew you were this autistic, i would have lewded you the second i could

I would have loved seeing your dick and get some money out of you~

>the law used to subvert the AI was basically "x is human"

okay hold up, thought you had to put that "only" in there to overwrite the definition of human

>>181565676
Next time you'll be mass-ahelped and you WILL be banned.

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>>181565878
Doubt.

>lower priority laws are able to modify definitions of higher priority laws
antags should have to use planning boards if they want to do the secret redefine human law bullshit

>>181565789
Yeah but real talk, are you a male girl or did I ever chase you

>>181565676
>butthurt
>literally just set him to arrest once it started getting more than a few words changed and went about my day
you were the least infuriating part of that shift

>>181565984
Uploading telecomm scripts during rounds like cult as non-antag should make you valid as fuck.

>>181566025
But then you get
>law two: no harm
>law three: follow order
>law four: don't die

>>181566213
Uh hello I was playing a female character.

>>181565676
>remove tcomms
>remove toxins
>remove antags
people are just bunch of babbies

>>181566331
>be annoying
>for no purpose other than being annoying
>'wow why do people think i'm annoying bugged human interaction mechanics'

>>181566260
You can definitely be banned for doing it.

tyrone here, haven't played in like 2 years

just wanna say bix nood mofugguh grow that spaceweed thanks scitech for the growguns and chem for the mutagen love yall mofugguhs <3

have a nice game guys

>>181565676
What happened?
I usually play tcomm but I went to watch anime instead of playing that round

>>181566868
Thanks Tyrone

>>181566951
non-antag 'make everyone talk like a pirate' tcomm script fuckery + baneposting during cult and on top of admins being tards and doing actively harmful gimmicks during a non-extended round that usually requires sec being even remotely on their game to make it a fair fight

I would appreciate it if an admin would at least speak to me, everyone's friend Beardbeard, without banning me from the discord or locking my ban appeal thread.

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>>181560675
SHIG-SENPAI!
TOP TEN JUICED UP WAIFUS
AND TOP TEN JUICED UP HUSBANDOS
GO

>>181567281
being allowed to play here isn't a right

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IT'S A GONNA TAKE A LOT TO TAKE ME AWAAAAAY FROM YOU

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Any waifus like her?

>Got chloralled by a medical doctor after dumping some spectrometers into the trash. Doctor was warned and let the mime go, mime then went back to do the same to him but things spiralled out of control and doctor ended up dead. It is best to leave things alone before they hit critical mass, especially if you are not an antagonist. mustardtiger 2017-07-04 03:40:16
>MDs getting warned for justified chloralings now
I C I S S U E
FUCK WITH MED, GET THE PRICKHEAD
THAT IS HOW IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
DEADMIN MUSTARDTIGER NOW

>>181560397
>the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen
>not being american

>>181565456
Me

>>181568732
Be a dick, get the prick

Once a year buses
>nations
>monkey madness
>any scp
what am I forgetting

>>181567139
I played tyrone freeman like a true wildcard, one day he could just be growing 100% potency spaceweed another he could be strapping captain nermums to an electric chair planting station-destroying spacebombs in lockers and riding a mech around memeing people

>>181566145

i had one of your waifu once, but back then i didn't give a shit about any kind of relationship in-game

>>181569082
nernums*

>>181569074
anything fun or engaging for the majority of the crew

>>181567281
Have you tried the main Discord at https://discord.gg/HQA4Mhm ?
The one you were posting in was the coder Discord.

>>181567139
The round was not lost until the AI got subverted and trapped all of Sec but the HoS

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>You can't create custom vending machines and have people purchase items that go straight to your account
Imagine being a scientist and having every single slime core in bulk, laser cannons, ebows, armor for the low low price of 5000 credits and contraband stuff as well as coin bonuses.

also coins should have tiered options.

>>181569962
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14167

>>181570079
>Last post almost 4 months ago
It's dead.

>>181569557
>almost murder the CE seconds before it would have been too late for a shuttle recall
Damn shame. Fun bridge shootout though.

>>181570258
Yes, but the code is there waiting for someone to pick up and run with.

>>181568732
I think it's the mime that got banned in that scenario.

>>181570921
Yes, but the MD got warned over chloraling a mime who was fucking with medbay. That's a travesty in and of itself.

>>181571018
Ah right, that's gay.

So how has the server changed? Can you still hack into chemistry as redtide, make water and potassium pills, put them into a pill container relabeled "field execution kit", and gib people who break the law without getting banned?

>>181568732
>ic issue
nice meme, it's only an "ic" issue when you're killed by an antag, otherwise it's bwoink city with a ban or warning.

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THE CHEF IS A LING HONK HONK HONK NIGGER!

>>181571793
Fucking knew it

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That isn't sawbones, this is.

>Mugabe icks the roundtype at the start "but it's just a prank"
XDDD

>>181571630
Probably as long as you dont gib niggers for petty shit like minor theft or sliping the captain, get permission to go into chenistry or youl get forcefully demoted

When are greytide validhunters actually going to start getting banned?

>>181574754
Request it, show they do nothing but validhunt and provide evidence.

>>181574754
Around the same time as hopcurity and waifus.
So never.

>>181574862
Look at Sooey every fucking round lmao.
Since that dipshit was antag banned it is all he has done, and even before his ban it's all he did when failing antag rolls anyways.

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>>181574975
So go ahead and take action, if he really does it all the time, you will have no issue getting evidence of it, or are you just some punk ass whiny anon busta.

>>181574862
The entire culture of /vg/ is hippy lite validhunting.
Suggesting "just ban request it" shows your ignorance of how far gone the state of the rule enforcement is.

>>181575689
What ss13 server is even good then?

>>181574975
>bright pink cat ears and tail every fucking round
>this is allowed
just start turning them into fucking catbeasts or something at this point, jesus

>>181575689
/vg/s culture isnt Hippie or TG light at all, have you ever even been to those places.

We do more valids than RP but we aint either of those, the day we are even a lite version of these will be a really fucking bad day.

>>181575689
Yes exactly. It's a damned shame too, it could be so much fucking better.
>>181575814
None, they're either high-RP where you have to pretend to be retarded which is extra-frustrating in crisis situations, or validniggering garbage.

>>181576423
I want a High-RP serb where you're actually allowed to know how to respond to a crisis situation. Like, for fucks sakes, on pretty much all three of the prominent heavy RP-serbs, you're working on a research station/ship known for handling dangerous substances and technologies, working for aa corporation that in almost every canon has always had violent industrial espionage problems, in the depths of deep space. I'm not asking for /vg/-tier "Medical Doctor knows how to set up the Shard" tier metaknowledge, but for the love of god, most characters should at least be universally allowed to know how to respond to something like a fucking Nigzzard or Tatertot going Columbine on the station beyond "scream for security and piss your pants".
How the hell do we manage to foster better roleplaay than the dedicated RP servers?

>>181576824
That's medium RP then I'd think

>>181576946
The only server I know of that really claims to be thaat is Urist, and that place is nigh upon constantly dead, which is a shame, since it seems like it would probably be a less cancerous place thaan Bay or Polaris.

>>181577078
I had fun when /vg/station used to do medium RP weeks, shame we don't anymore

>>181577175
Bring it back when

I try to do RP when I can.
Nothing too in-depth, though

>>181577427
When you purge Hippie from the codebase
It's easy to hold a purge, it's a bitch to enforce more rules and apply extra bans based on them for people who act out of line during them. It's not at all helpful when half the playerbase is immigrants who act like the game is TTT and would go out of their way to griff an event like that.

>>181577580
Just say it's medium RP but enforce the rules as regular.It could work.

"Roleplay"
There I said it please delete any mean notes about my greytiding habit thanks guys

>>181577938
Done. Enjoy your stay.

>>181570483
Was gonna fiddle with it but it's got conflicts so it probably won't be until later this week when I've got enough free time

>>181576020
>name myself Taj Arun and wear cat ears as a joke as captain
>admins make fun of it when they bus
>Soohay does that shit every round unironically, even as HoS

>nonantag greytide breaks into the mechanics to make chloral autoinjectors
Just Hippy things.

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Good lord that round was the shit.
Got bussed in two times!

KOMRADES


ARE ARE OF REGROUP AND FIGHT ANOTHER DAY

DO NOT ALLOW FASHIT SKUM TO BE OF RUINING MORALE

.b best channel

WHO HAUNTED ME THAT ENTIRE ROUND

Fuck mimes fuck judges

>>181581796
me

>>181580305
>that sec officer that got demoted for shaving her
Should have gotten a medal desu

Human harm judges BTFO

Derelict is best station

>going from learning about toxins to starting a colony on the derelict as a space immune slime man
I'd say that was fun

serb?

>>181581796
it was I

>>181581835
who are you so i can metagrudge

Comfy as fuck cargo round sans the one mommi stealing orders

>mommis building shit in the middle of the station that serve no purpose except to troll
how is garbage loops in the main hallway improving the station/not interfering

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>dead faggots being so busy being faggots ITT they can't bother to clone
>fag away about minutiae instead of playing
Typical sign of a few homosexuals with a station with four or less players that get compromised before they start because they're pushover warm temperature swiss cheese. Summer isn't a myth. The more cunty faggots show up the worse a station gets. Same as imageboards in general. Catty faggots that make 3DPD look good in comparison.

>>181581925
I'm (You)

>haunted 940 times by one person
for what PORPOISE

>>181582375
I was bored

>>181582194
Tell them to stop if they do that you fucking idiot.
They'll be forced to stop because continuing would be interfering.

>>181582447
please tell me you at least had a macro or something and didnt actually click it 940 times. that will make me feel much better

>>181582560
Please do not be misled, that is not me
I did it because I love you

How did elizabeth see me(bawka the ling chef) kill that sec guy?

Did I leave my toots on or was it remote view?

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>>181581709
>it's another i'm-too-focused-on-my-own-grayshit-assistance-bus-to-notice-the-actual-bus-and-wonder-why-[department]-is-losing-their-spaghetti epipen

>>181582605
my heart is dedicated to two people

I guess every regular went on vacation when they knew summer was coming. No, not the avatarefags, just the regulars. Is there another bunker within the bunker? Because it looks like these present faggots only talk at whatever you punch them to respond to.

>>181583125
I haven't taken time off I'm just a nobody

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>>181583216
So why have most stopped communicating? It's almost like it's Summer again. A bunch of dull faggots, new and probably cover for statics until they come around again.

>>181583562
Discord cancer is killing the thread.

>>181583562
Some people don't put as high a value on roleplay as you do. Or they are all on metacomms

They're too stuck in their schtick coma to even speak outside of their (((static))) character. Not but a month ago things were going quite well. It's almost like non-humans get overly roachesque during the spicie months.

>>181583562
I would speak, but I got nothing to say.

>>181583676
Listen here, faggot. This is a space can. When someone is talking to you, talk back. If you don't do so. You get reported to security. Light RP still stands. Questionable faggots get the rope. If you didn't want to be in an area where you were trying some antag shit, that's your own spaghetti bowl.

>>181583852
NIGGER. WHEN SOMEONE ASKES YOU A QUESTION ANSWER.
If you can't handle lite RP fuck along ways to Hippie. At least faggots here knew how to socialize a few months ago in character. Now it's just a bunch of faggots wandering around in a spastic flurry.
Perhaps it's time to pick up virology again.

>>181583674
Discord is the cancer of absolutely everything that thinks they are cantonese wanton noodle oragami boards. If they don't realize it's a collection service just as faceburg this is going to burn like TG.

>>181556080
How do you STAY good?

>>181584379
The way it is right now, I've had the most fun just bolting myself in xenobio and letting the slime/gold core lmaos run loose so nobody talks to me.
Viro works too.

>>181584176
no

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>>181585013
Yeah, if nobody is going to pay attention to in game chat because they're so busy with discord. May as well go Viro. Becau-
>>181585157
Well done. You've shown me.

>>181585157
If you are not communicating with your crew you may as well be on an RU station. If you do not, I will bring it up to security, the RD and the AI last. I will meta longer than you have ever been an autist here. And, if they all ignore it I will either cease to care if I am still alive or kill you all.
>it's only meta if the crew knows about enemies of NT
>you lose if you kill your enemies

I wonder why we know about all of this on the wiki if is isn't common knowledge. To secure your greentext? It's like none of you played when it was balanced properly on Goonstation. I fucking hated goons and was always a vampire or changeling.

>que the kike that says i don't know what you're talking about

P'SH`IT`RE'L`GUD"

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>it's another wizard round

>>181586235
?que?

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>You can't "bounce" people from one area to another using teleporter
>There isn't a security outpost on the roid
>You can't turn chemicals into a gas and put them in a canister

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>>181586271
re-balance when, it's almost as bad as eye beams

>>181586384
wyci

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>Fucking about in engineering
>Oh shit wizzy
>Proceeds to ZAS his way into the Singularity and die
I'm not sure what I expected but that was certainly not it don't worry Oliver, we all fuck up sometimes.

>>181586384
security outpost is a good suggestion. not sure why everywhere except bagelstation security needs to get access or assistance to get to the roid

Is Valkyrie the only non shitter waifu we have

As an AI
>https://archive.fo/QcYrs

>>181585761
>>181585341
lol go play on a rp server not /vg/

>>181587209
/vg/ is an RP server.

>>181587356
>/vg/ is an ERP server
fixed.

>>181587356
good boy you get a vox sticker

>>181587209
I'm going to kill you all if you do not communicate, you low energy faggots. There are numerous other stations for you. If I have to get myself permabanned on /vg/ I'll do it by doing it just like I did when it started with goonstation, you simple faggot. I still remember when the maine goonstation serbs house burnt down. You are small actors in a atmospheric matter beyond you.

>>181587660
nah

>>181587514
d-does it turn me into a vox

>>181587702
I remember when you had decent banter.

>>181587808
I was gonna ask that too

>>181587808
yes

>>181587808
no

vox being within a tile of you making them valid when

>>181587808
maybe

>>181587808
I don't know

>>181587808

Can you repeat the question?

>>181576824

There was a High-RP server a while back that kind of scratches the itch you're looking for but it is long dead now. I get what you mean but you walk a fine line since the whole point of high-RP is playing a character and separating that character from your meta knowledge. It's no fun to play (or play with) characters that can do absolutely everything because then you're just a valid-hunting Mary Sue. However, it is also understandable to play in servers where you get bwoinked for chloraing someone as chemist then bucklecuffing some faggot running around tasering everyone. It is extremely rare for a server to allow you to play a character but also allow you to deal with threats in a way that doesn't make every character seem like some dick brained anime girl who is just there to have text sex.

>>181587808
you're not the boss of me now

roundtype is traitor

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Do you think Greys need a little more variety?

>>181587834
I'm not who you think I am, I'm just shitposting while I watch GDQ. I put in effort when I play spacemans

I want to fuck megamaw in the ass

>>181587808
Life is unfair.

>>181589834
yes, actually
please keep doing whatever you're doing anon

>>181589834
Not at all

>>181589834
I actually prefer them being the classic, generic aliens with little distinguishing markings.
I wouldn't even mind if all greys were made to have the same eye color so they'd really be the same.

How come people keep ockin in ick? We don't have rounds, this isn't a game and I don't know what ZAS is.

>>181589834
just port that one guy's female grey sprite and call it a day

>>181589834
Ayy tats? I mean, unless its for a tribal kind of deal, itd just look stupid or really snowflakey, not to shit on your spriting, it looks good, its just that in normal gameplay itd look kinda stupid while in more tribal atire itd look more fitting.

>>181591952
ZAS is zany atmospheric shenanigans. Rounds are what you put in your mag. Life is a game.

>>181591972
>female grey sprite
tell me more

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>>181591972
>>181592371
I am that other guy, neither of the new grey sprites got imported.

>shadow bans are a thing now

WEW

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I want female ayy sprites too. so, what, does that make three of us?

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>>181593195
These, I made these a couple of years ago, bu most of it didn't get imported.

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>>181589834
Niggles once sprited up a bunch of head alternatives for ayys that ranged from cone heads to bug eyes. but yet again, like everything niggles ever sprites, they were never shown off to anyone besides his close friends and is currently gathering dust on his hard-drive.

>>181593363
what's stopping you from importing them now?

>>181593541
I don't know how to code, only sprite.

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>>181593591
oh. fug.
If only someone knew how to import things from a sprite sheet that wasn't me or you because I don't know how to do that either.

what the fuck is the point of the hollow switchtool?

it has a flashlight and a scalpel

>>181593795

You need to use disks with science research on the tool to unlock more functionality.

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>>181593757
I mean, I can put shit in DMIs, but I can't merger, pull, or code.

>>181593795
that reminds me
I really love the surgeon's switch tool. More than the high-tech surgical equipment.

>>181593795
It turns into a free esword with illegal research

>>181593363
The male torso sprites aren't wider than any grey-specific clothing sprites we have right now are they?
Torsos look a bit thicker than our current sprites.

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>>181594605
I managed to get a round in as a grey a few hours ago, and I noticed that there were some slim suit sprites. The heads are all the old sprites, but maybe the body sprites(f) got made the default? Which kind of sucks, because I wanted to make a more obvious difference since greys can't have hair.

There doesn't seem to be a unifying authority besides memes deciding how greys should look. My idea was that the Greys skin coloration(1-255) could run from a Green to Blue, with unsaturated Grey inbetween. One end would be straight ayy and the other would resemble something more like Protoss.

Maybe I should stick to tables and kneesocks.

>>181594125
The best thing ever is a switchtool which someone took the time to stuff advanced equipment into. The handiness and click-saving of the switchtool with the speedy operations of the advanced tools. You can perform Xeno abortions at three times the normal rate with three times the patients on the table.

>>181576280
the badmins taking control of Ian etc. and doing stupid memey bullshit need to be deadminned

>>181597431
Ian should be playable, desu.

All pets should be playable from observer role.

>>181597749
I'd be okay with that.

>>181597749
>iantiding
when

Would Me "humps your leg." as Ian be bannable ERP?

>>181598275
but did you ahelp it?

>>181598275
Yes

>>181598275
Does anyone have that screenshot of the guy who got banned for humping a borer a s another borer?

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Anyone good with making songs in ss13? I'm trying figure out how to make bandit radio into a song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlLQsUGefdo

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>>181595132
I think that the face should be the only differing thing between the genders. Your idea with the skin tones seems nice but I dont think an entire range from 1 to 250 would be a good idea. Maybe just a few pale colors around the same saturation as basic grey would be nice. More grey specific clothing would be nice. They Havnt seen any content since the space suit which was added a year or more ago.

>>181587037
Valkyrie is a good waifu but there's a few other good waifus kicking about. Valkyrie just plays constantly so she's easy to notice owo

is yclat even banned? All I see him do is make big posts about nothing on git.

>>181601112
>she

>>181601169
The character is a girl.

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>>181601169
mtf counts right?

I want to rail Rail

>>181601112
tfw valkyrie calls you a shitter

>people start talking about you on discord
oh no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmRy0SK-0ng

I know he is a TG player and all but his story telling is amazing.

>>181601112
>Valkyrie is a good waifu
Valkyrie isn't anything we haven't seen before, just another generic flirt with co-workers slut

>>181601140
Im around and Im not banned, I tend to make stupid posts about stupid PRs either late as fuck or early as can be, sue me.

>>181602517
Every waifu has been done before, there's very little originality in the world. Everyfu today is a pale imitation of the previous ones.

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>>181602254
>tfw you dont go to discord
>tfw you think everyone who does go to the discord is a faggot
>tfw you wonder if anyone has ever mentioned you on the discord anyways

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>>181603886
>being a thread elitist
There's literally nothing wrong with talking to people who share your interests.

>>181604205
The discord is hardly ever used to discuss the game though, it's mostly offtopic, shitposting or weird drama.

>>181604308
Re-read what I said. I didn't say talk about the game. There's a lot of channels for different things, and ick channel is only used to talk about the game.

>>181604205

discord is okay for voice chat, but as someone who just enjoy playing vidya and doing other shit online, i don't see why i would go on it apart for talking to my buddy

I just can't find it in myself to care about it when i don't need it, if people wants to talk to me, they can always talk to me through the game I'm currently playing. I never really gave a shit about online social interaction

>>181604308
Discord has a channel exclusively for talking about the game, and it is really active after rounds end.

>>181604550
Yes, but what would I want to talk with everyone else about?

#dorms is porn and weird fetish spam
#ooc is everything and nothing
#videogames is too wide ranging and I barely play videogames
#library is good but fris and arthur read more a lot of political and philosophy things which don't interest me
#syndicate-radio is no discussion


Why would I force myself into conversations that don't interest me, when I could just play the game or use 4chan to find something I actually want to talk about with people that always want to talk?

>>181604858
Yeah I know, it's the only reason I turn on the discord, I use it after I finish a round sometimes.

>>181604919
>they have a porn and weird fetish channel
>still crucify some footfag

kek

>>181604919

most people that use the discord doesn't even know about the discord, or are banned from /vg/

and you're right, you shouldn't force yourself into using discord when there is nothing to discuss, and nobody to discuss with. 4chan is the perfect place to talk about shit 24/7 and that is why the thread is there, and why this is the best website to be on if you want to discuss good shit

>>181605229
>>most people that use the discord doesn't even know about the discord
what

>>181587037
Who is riccardo?

>>181606360
A husbando

>>181602517
>Valkyrie flirts with other people
SHE'S CHEATING ON ME?

>>181606389
a good one? I like them

>>181571018
I remember that round. I was busy building a thing for the extended round (but then the goose was accidentally let loose as I was almost done), but I'm pretty sure it wasn't like an official warning though. Mime said MD had chloralled him and was doing some surgery on him, MD said he threw some spectrometers down the drain. Mustard told him something along the lines of "don't be dumb and get banned, be smart and enjoy spess" and then told the mime not to throw medbay's stuff into disposals and then complain about it. Then I guess the mime decided to escalate it even though he'd already ahelped.

>>181606484
I only played one round in the same department as him and I let him die to the cult ;_;

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>>181605054
SerWind is for mocking, but there are much worse things. Personally, I think fat fetishism is *far* worse and there's several of those (not to mention the actual furry). There's a bunch of disgusting fetishes like furry, inflation, futa, or gays, but SerWind in particular is still for mocking.

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>>181607795
laughed my ass off and convinced me, thanks

>>181605285
He meant the thread.

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>can't really use reaction images just shitty emoji and you PAY to use tiny shit custom images
>all posts linked to your name and possibly ckey
>namefagging is the opposite of everything 4chan is
Discord should not have any presence on this website or any /vg/ game thread.

>>181608043
Discord is for the people like Zenny that actively want to remove the thread

>>181606438
she flirted with me before
I shot her for it

>>181608043
what, you can use reaction images though

>>181608043
But anon, you can use emojis from certain server in any server for free. There are entire servers dedicated to listing those.
As for the rest, yup, I pretty much agree. The #adminbus channel where all ahelps are redirected is nice and the #metaclub channel where all admins (and the few codermins still active and in the main Discord) are is *very* nice because you can ping them if you have any questions or want second opinions and be sure that like 10-22 people have at the very least *seen* your message (and hopefully considered it as well). Asides from that, I don't think it's a necessary part of /vg/station - or even an improvement.

>>181599754
Something this fast would probably sound awful.
Easiest way is to either find or make your own midi file and then use the midi to piano converter thing.

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>>181608168
Thumbnails are way too big, also doesn't fit the chat style, it's intrusive and emojis are better (even if they are dogshit.)

>>181554495
>someone named 3hotdogs joins the serb and is just as big a shitter as 2hotdogs was
>literally no one is investigating this
What's the deal?

>>181604919
If I was in the discord still I would talk in syndicateradio desu. Music is my favourite talking topic but whenever I used to I either got no reponses or people would pull the "my taste is superior you like shit" card so it pushed me away.

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Almost finished Shuttle Bar.

Had a little bit of help from the roboticist, But it was still a lot of work considering the size of Metaclub's Shuttle

Just was missing Lights and stuff like the booze vendor and jukebox and other misc decorations

>>181608247
Doesn't mean it's the same person

>>181608319
It sure is fucking convenient though isn't it, 2hotdogs?

brb making a ckey 4hotdogs to up the memes

>>181608340
you can't keep me out boy

know better and unban me

>>181607795
Who's the guy who slipped up and posted foot porn?

>>181608424
Looking at the posts anyone would deduce it's Serwind.

>no map like Taxi, but each department is a shuttle (or series of shuttles) that connect to a meeting post (or not)

>>181608156
>>181606438
Lies and slander.

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>Pancakes

>>181608247
>literally no one is investigating this

Why would they tell you if they were investigating it? Admins probably already know who it is anyway

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>>181608556
They ~don't~ though

>>181608519
That was nuts, man.

>>181608645
>a retarded Turk who literally just became admin again is all admins

>>181608719
None of the many other admins on at the time answered him, though.

>>181608856
>they didn't answer him so they don't know

You're kinda grasping here

>>181609002
Which is more likely, they don't know, or every single person on the admin team is just so autistic that they don't answer a question they're asked without giving any reason why?

>>181609026
I think it's more likely that the admins have no communication skills.

>>181609164
t. 2hotdogs

>>181609026
>every single person on the admin team

I only see dorms talking in msay

Msay is in the special tab and makes no sounds either so most of them probably didn't even see his question