/srg/ - speedrunning general

>Non-glitchess runs
May as well watch TAS

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>he has a favorite controller

>>181528110
>/v/

berkele xD

EEK!
*only plays 10% of the game because i keep fucking up*
*passes it off as "practice"*

working
"working"
>working

what's the best gdq meme of all time?

it might just be greetings from germany

>first time detonator
Yashi

Simplee Yashi

Who or what are bits?

first time detonator

>>181528294
donations except twitch take a cut by making you buy their currency

HOw fucking long can it take to switch the game

>>181528408
when you're cool_fatty, taking the disc out of a PS1 is a daunting task

>>181528408
No idea but at least we're not being forced to listen to an interview.

[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]

>>181528294
>>181528354
The streamer gets more of a cut but it costs the person donating more.

>>181528530
The interviews need to tighten up, either have something planned or at least outlined or just keep reading donations.

>>181528590
streamer gets all of it when you use anything other than bits but then I guess you don't get to fag up chat like an attention whore trying to impress substitute friends

any good memes yet? been at work

can someone explain to me why Jymotion deleted everything on his twitter

Did he quit speedrunning or did he get evicted

>>181528294
They are basically Chaturbate Tokens. You buy them directly from Twitch and they then pay the streamers 1ct per Bit they get gifted.
Basically donations except instead of Paypal taking a small cut Twitch takes quite a big one. Only positive for the streamer is that assholes can't refund Bits like they do with Paypal donations, they see less from the actual money the viewers put in than with actual donations.

>>181528147
>Relying on Artificial Excitement
>Every few months Le Epic New Strats bring fake excitement to games
fuck off

>>181528883
Became born-again and moved onto the next chapter of his life, it is mentioned on his youtube channel.

>>181529159
You don't have to watch it if you don't like it, anon.

>>181529306
Religiously or sexually

This fatty fat is too soft spoken

spyro is ez

>>181529941
Not as a speedrun.

I couldn't imagine wearing cargo shorts at a social event like this

>>181530028
Why? Ashamed of your legs?

>>181529306
that doesn't explain anything but i liked him and will assume he got a real job or something

are they not sponsored by something artistic anymore?

where am i supposed to get my evently something autistic jokes?

>>181530028
Cargo shorts are practical

>>181530028
Cargo shorts are perfect for staying at a hotel away from home. They keep you cool, and you can carry a bunch of shit in your pockets.

The alternative is a a fanny pack or even larger type of bag.

[distant bird laughter heard even higher above it all]

>>181530341
You really don't need to be carrying anything around other than your wallet and also it's an air conditioned hotel this shit is just excuses

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Man, Twich Prime sure is nice to have, I recommend you get it if you haven't already :^)

SPYRO SUCKS.

>>181530489
Air conditioning can only do so much in a room full of sweaty nerds on HRT

>>181530763
You suck.

>>181530763
It's way better than Crash at least.

>>181530489
>Needing excuses to go full nu-metal
I bet you don't even wear black band t-shirts
I actually don't, they always make me get way too hot in sunny weather

n i c e

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>Bullshit 3D glitches & out-of-bounds movement
This is the shit I watch for

spyro fags are degenerates

>>181531621
common trait with sony runners, lot of furry avatars in that community

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>>181531951
>Sony
Goddamn Playstation OCs

>>181531621
PS1 Spyro games are legit good speedgames irrespective of the surface level bullshit.

so how is mike's mono nowadays

>>181532576
word. YOTD is definitely the weakest of the 3, though.

>>181533016
He doesn't have mono, it was a misdiagnosis. Turns out his thyroid is turbo fucked or something.

>>181531621
There's nothing degenerate about wanting to suck a cute purple dragon's cock~

Do these runners or announcers get paid for their time/travel?

>>181533409
hahahahahahaha

>>181533187
>I'm not fat!! I have thyroid issues
nice try mike

can't wait for super monkey ball and tetris

rate my taste

>>181533036
Even when I was a kid I noticed that the worlds and stages felt less consistent in their themes compared to the other two games, the first game especially. I really preferred the straightforward gameplay and loneliness of the first game.

BRING
BACK
BONESAW

>>181533575
patrician

>>181533409
No. They're volunteers. When they choose to volunteer, they know what they're getting themselves into.

>>181533650
The first one has by far the most depth in its movement mechanics, at least in the context of a speedrun. The top two runners are mindbogglingly good.

>>181533447
>>181533714
Damn they have a good racket going on here then

wait a second, there's more to ape escape than just the first 10% of the game?
ook ook eek

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>runs that rely on glitches rather than skill

>not GAPE ESCAPE
It's shit.

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>it's a twitch chat gets BTFO episode

>>181533971
>he thinks glitches don't require skill
>he thinks runners who run categories with glitches still couldn't beat you in a race without glitches.
>>>/v/

>thicc jungle instaban
>TriHard monkey/escape instaban
toppest of kekeroonis

>>181534192
bug abuser detected

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Time for OC

you know this racebaiting and geopolitics shit has jumped the shark when twitch chat are doing it

>>181534369
racist much?

>>181534372
>implying Twitch chat doesn't have the spiciest memes

>>181533846
>racket
The runners want to go to for all the other parts of the convention. Almost none of them care about the stream and almost all of them leave the stream room immediately after their run and never go back.

The stream is the most vapid and boring part of GDQs and only stream monster retards actually give a damn about it.

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>>181534369
Fixed that weird bit

>>181534515
Yes
It is highly racist against robots

>>181534530
twitch chat is literally the meme graveyard

>yet another """run""" that heavily relies on gamebreaking bug abuse
ugh... yawn.

>>181534558
speedrunners go there in droves. there are scores more speedrunners off stream than there are on stream. all the actual fun shit happens in the tournament rooms. and hotel room parties, etc.

why doesn't squid run this game?

>>181534734
Their use of "we wuz kangz" thoroughly disproves that, retard.

I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.

TriHard TRIHARD TriHard IS TriHard AN TriHard EMOTE TriHard OF TriHard PEACE TriHard

>nigger escape
holy amazeballs who came up with this term?

literally loling my ass off xD

>>181534881
I think you're missing the point there buddy

>>181535367
Oh, you were being ironic. Hard to tell over text.
lol twitch mods banning more and more words to combat the TriHard memes

LMAO the timer doesnt fucking work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xjdCQkjiVM

so much for SOTN WR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xjdCQkjiVM&feature=youtu.be

Scandal

>>181534734
>>181535265
it's brigaded by /v/ right now
what do you expect
besides you're just mad that it's not your shitty memes being forced

>>181535454
lol that's epic for the win haha niggers

>>181535509
>>181535515
This is very problematic. Please delete your posts.

>>181535596
lmao he said niggers

that is hella friggin ep*c

>>181535684
HOW HELP

the underwater controls are so fucking awful.

>>181535509
>>181535515
WR HOYPE

>>181534905
where's caveman

Stop hating black people you disgusting faggots.

>>181536734
why is the thread full of you retards? Are bleeding heart redditors in these threads now? Is it just ironic trolling? What is going on?

>>181534787
He has in the past. Do you even obsess?

>>181537000
>(37)
Get out, /pol/.

>>181537000
>bleeding heart
>de turning empathy into a negative thing
lmao

>>181537000
It's the most blatant ironic trolling I've ever seen. How did you fall for it.

>>181537000
nice get!
Sunshine is the best speedgame

>>181537174
lmao no. even super metroid and a link to the past are better than sunshine.

NIGGERS

>>181537107
politics culture war shit has gone too far now tbqh
when 13 year old kids are spamming about niggers and yurocuck in twitch chat
and righty tighties like croni are falling for obvious bait on serg
it's time to stop

>>181537000
you redditors fall for it every time LOL

>>181537227
>2d metroidvanias
Baka desu

Imagine defending filthy niggers.

oh no spooky mansion I don't think I can handle this spooky pls no spooky

>>181537470
Imagine being this Reddit. So pathetic.

>>181537439
Imagine fucking your relatives.

>>181537570
You're trying too hard, just stop you're going to hurt yourself.

*flies high above it all and bird laughs*

>>181537605
Imagine getting molested by your older sister

>>181537809
Hot

>>181537740
this guy is still spamming this shit? literally every year. pathetic

>>181537848
>year
I think you mean day.

it's gdq time and none of you are talking about it

>>181537605
>>181537809
Sounds nice.

>>181537903
http://taskinoz.com/gdq/

>>181537903
GDQ isn't speedrunning.

>>181537901
surely not

>>181537990
You're not speedrunning

>>181537970
Long time viewer, second time viewer. I am donating because my cancer has died from games.

>>181537970
lmao but the donations are real tho

>>181537970
>Had to kill during this run. Put my money towards save the animal. Lets kick Germany's but!

I don't know what the rest of the tiers of qualifiable speed games are, but can we all agree that the top tier of speed game is 3D platformers with momentum glitches?

>>181537970
>Thanks to the viewer and those working behind the scenes, glad to kill to such a worthy cause. Put this cancer towards donator's choice!

>>181537970
Greetings from games. Long time donator, fourth time donator. I am donating because my games has died from donation.

>>181537970
Greetings from donation. Long time runner, fourth time donator. I am donating because my Germany has died from games.

>>181538392
>not 2D platformer with tight controls and few to no glitches

>>181537970
Had to kill during this run. Put my money towards kill the games. Lets kick Germany's but!

>>181537970
Greetings from frames. Long time viewer, fourth time runner. I am donating because my donation has died from games.

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>>181538041
This general is up for about 90% of the time off-marathon, dying sometimes during yuro hours. The obsessed freak keeps it bumped constantly with that shit.

This is why it's so ironic when a /srg/ regular tells the /v/ migrants that they need to leave. As if this general isn't completely fucking worthless.

>naming your child Monkey
what the fuck

>naming your child 'monkey'
wtf is wrong with americans

>>181539320
>>181539343
squid is a britbong

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>>181538740

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>reading bait

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>watching sgdq halo extreme run
>"this will be neat, i wonder what tricks they found since the last sgdq run"
>autist on couch explaining every trick and movement 10 minutes in advance

whats the point

the last few GDQ's there was always a massive influx of new fuccbois from /v/ on this general.
But this year, it seems different, the thread is moving really slowly, so what changed?
Maybe the new generation of 4chen users doesn't know about generals?

>>181539698
that only happened because at least one mod didn't want the threads on /v/

>>181539698
GDQ is dead.

>>181539845
>150k viewers
I wish it was, but it clearly isn't.

>excuse after excuse

this guy is trash

Is the donation tracker broken? The thing has barely moved all day

>>181539845
>151k viewers for fucking Ape Escape
>dead
More people are watching specifically SGDQ than all of League of Legends right now.

>>181539512
>event designed for viewers who don't already know every game
>"oh no, why are they explaining tricks?"
>"how could anyone not intricately know every last bit of the game's speedrunning progress?"

>>181540048
merely a glitch, don't worry, theyll fix it right at the end when theyre behind 300 thousand dollars

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>ape escape
>super monkey ball

>>181540013
>>181540068
How many viewers would be left without the bots?

>>181540068

gee this movie sure is fun, thanks for telling me what happens in the next scene

>>181539512
What the fuck else are they supposed to talk about

>>181540304
memes

THIS GUY SUCKS AT RAPE ESCAPE

>>181539419
kill yourself obsessed freak

>finished hotline miami 1 in a hour and 10 minutes
how fast could you all do it?

>>181540254
>de hippie spacing

>>181540358
at least he doesn't suck at all but the first 10%

>>181540407
I can't get past the police station

>>181540590
Die, freak.

>>181540304

how can you glean any entertainment when they are gonna tell you what's about to happen.

>so after this fight, the runner is gonna leave this door and head right and get into a banshee. then he's going to fly to the end of the level but he has to make sure he hits these loading triggers here and here because blah blah and then in the next level we will manipulate banshee movement blah blah blah
>runner proceeds to do exactly that beat for beat

>>181540645
>de hippie spacing

>>181540742
>de hippie spacing

what does that even mean you autist

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Actual WR at a GDQ?

>another gdq-fucked-timer WR
1:28:54, rip your wr

There is something... off, about this crowd

Like all the fun is sucked out
Like people are stifled, scared even, to let themselves lose and express joy

What the hell is going on?

>>181540801
>being this new

WHIRL REKKY
WHIRL REKKY
WHIRL REKKY

>yet another WR
What a coinkydink

>>181540865
You get banned if you act like a human being

>>181540907
this one is hilarious lmfao

>>181540873
>being this autistic

>>181540645
Would you rather they explain it after they already did it so you'd have trouble paying attention to run in real time?
It's a speedrun, why are you expecting to be surprised?

>>181540865
The sjw death squads will take them to the meme gulag if they have any fun

Reminder that fags sit in a discord coordinating obsession posts.

>>181540907
>>181540957

They are the only reason the thread stays up during non-marathon season.

>>181540865
I'd agree if there was anyone in the audience to begin with

>>181541068
Post discord. Or do you have no proof.

>>181541068
>de hippie spacing

Any new spicy memes this sgdq?

:)

Holy fuck who is this commentator?

Is he actually retarded? He's struggling very much and it's hard to listen to.

>>181541361
Not everyone is good at public speaking

>>181541223
The proof is the constant instant replying to the obsession posts.

>>181540865
They're churchgoers who came to the wrong mass. The assume it'd be rude to leave now, and don't realize that they're not going to be told it's over anytime soon.

>Super Monkey Ball runner looks like a wannabe Geoff
Oh god my sides.

>>181541416
I understand that, but why would you/someone put him in this position if he's such a horrible fucking public speaker?

>>181541504
Because everyone else is too much of a pussy probably.

>>181541504
He offered so they said yes. Skybilz sounds like shit but she does it constantly

>>181541427
*bird laughs*

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>1h30 of monkey shit

>>181541597
This guy is on another level of fucking horrible though for real.

He sounds like hes in elementary school learning to read.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/6l1052/the_sgdq2017_stopwatch_on_screen_is_running_too/

>""""""""REAL TIME""""""""" speedrunning

>>181540865

fun is verboten

There's a guy with a shotgun walking around, looking perpetually pissed off, keeping an eye on the crowd. If someone in the crowd makes noise or enjoys themselves he stares them down and cocks his shotgun menacingly.

>>181541694
He can't be that bad, link me to the stream.

vulajin confirmed the timer is busted

nice world rekkys

>>181540801
there is a runner named new age retro hippie and he's pretty reddit so instead of calling someone out on their reddit spacing we do a hilarious one liner like this:
>de hippie spacing

also heres a hot tip for fitting in: use "we" to refer to srg, this is how people can tell you're an oldboi

>>181541729
>de hippie spacing

>>181541718
>download livesplit
>add a purple background
>use the same font

woooooow, high tech fix right there

>spending your time getting at good this game

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corned anime

>>181541739
He sounds pretty normal

Super Monkey Ball is trash and has been trash since it's exception. And it's not even a cute game, monkeys are not cute.

>>181541978
Cool but it's a great speed game.

>>181541978
>exception
heh

>>181541874
>spending your time getting good at anything that isn't manipulating people
shaking my head to be honest family

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>10 (ten) second timer drift in 30 minutes

purely a coincidence

>>181542057
If your life is spent trying to get other people to do things, it's not a good one no matter what else it contains.

>>181542172
>I don't like being successful at life
look at this joker

>>181541952
this is the best post i've seen all day

>>181542178
delete this

>>181542178
I miss the days when shit like this was the biggest drama

>>181542178
I'm not hip on popufurs. Who is that?

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>>181542397

>>181542397
literal whorror

>>181542638
literally the pinnacle of srg
srg and therefore all of speedruns died with horror

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tfw Monkey Ball runs are so boring that /srg/ starts talking about 5 year old Twitch drama

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>>181543047

>>181541718
>this timer software is bad
>therefore RTA is bad
shut the fuck up goose.

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how do you fuck up a clock lol it's like first year programming

>>181543047
Remember that australian landwhale running mario kart 8?

>>181543286
it might have been done intentionally

>>181543047
GDQ in general is so boring that people would rather talk about stuff like that.

>>181543456
what are you assuming this is a charity okay they're not looking to make as much money as possible okay they're volunteers okay????

>Literally no good games since Okami yesterday

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>>181543592
>okami
>good

>>181543136
>plays stare-at-the-floor-64 for 20 years
>rather have 150 ties than lose a rekky
goose is demented

>>181540865
I don't know what you're talking about, it's really no different than normal.

If you value your kidneys don't talk shit about the tech crew

>>181543743
Cosmo should have done it way earlier, in like 2009 you could still find a good amount of girls who were into goth guys

those headsets must be disgusting

hundreds of people wearing each one for a week one after another.

>>181543372
>no tech beyond letsplay
"uhhh uhhh uhhh uhhh uhhh"

Get this, guys. What if, and I'm just spitballing here...when there was a really easy trick...you called it very hard? And when you mess up...you said it was intentional?

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>>181543372

WHERE IS EDOBEAN
IVE BEEN SAVING MY NUT FOR HER

>>181544629
I know she's there but I can't find the volunteer schedule so I don't know who is announcing when

>Yetee getting in on the money laundering some more
Wow nice awesome wow!

>donations slow down
>20k yetee
:^)

SPONSOR
"""""DONATIONS"""""

GO FUCK YOURSELF YETEE
HOLY FUCK THEIR OWN DICKSUCKING IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING

Reminder that The Yetii and GDQ are part of the same group of people that are running a money laundering scheme.

>>181544903
bit transphobic, dont you think

>>181544932
whose money are they laundering

>>181544629
>tfw she hasn't posted any new pics since last GDQ

My folder sits quietly

>>181544932
nah yetee is just a for-profit t-shirt maker. It's totally expected for them to do this stuff. Their donations are just marketing. This is the only time of year anyone buys shit from them. I mean, have you ever looked at their other shirts?

>>181544520
uhhh

>>181545007
w-what if she's going female to male trans
their mental issues stick on the headsets

>>181544958
Your mom is transphobic

you should talk to her sometime

Did a donation just go towards 'Mirror's edge egg'?

What is that

>>181545184
easter egg

>>181545045
Not him but I literally don't know they exist without their donation. And then I go back to not knowing they exist because it's not worthwhile information to remember.

>>181545089
FUCK YOU

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>>181544629
At AGDQ 2017, I was eating lunch in a room in the venue set up with a bunch of tables and a projector playing the stream.

Edobean walked in and sat at the same table as me.

Couldn't even finish my lunch.

>>181545045
GDQ is like their biannual black friday.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mFNCDfcJUq4SccNnIA65oTEGh-l9jGDrxwUULT8t7vE/edit#gid=668130865

That's the volunteer schedule but there's no announcers on it afaik

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>>181541648
I remember this guy

>>181541648
What possible reason do you have for disliking this certifiably good speed game? It's not Zelda, sorry, come back later.

>>181545045
maybe you're not their customer -- nerds in high school probably still buy these things

>>181545231
>>181545315
That's exactly what I mean. No one ever buys anything from them the rest of the year.

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Did blueglass get banned from gdq events?

>>181545979
No, he was just uncomfortable with the amount of attention he was getting from viewers. He donates every event, though.

How were crash bandicoot and ape escape? Need something to watch later. During all that fucking boring ass sonzip and mirrors edge

>>181545979
Flying to GDQs is a financial drain that an autistic person without income genuinely can't afford to do on the regular.

>>181546061
It literally says hosting 4 times

>>181546121
fake wr in ape

>>181546305
What time did he get?

>>181546121
Pretty decent runs, but timer was broken.

I'm an idiot. Edobean's doing Kirby block, Kingdom Hearts 2, Super Mario Race, and Earthbound

>>181546392
>Edobean's doing Mario Race
>Edobean's doing Kirby block

Why does she ruin everything good?

I'm gonna edge up until edobeans reading and donate when she's on so she reads my name just as I explode

>>181546392
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYY.
fucking WHY. I don't want to have to hear her fucking fake cute voice during earthbound god DAMN IT

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>>181546392
>kirby block

oh fuck not again

>>181546121
Ape Escape is an entertaining watch if you haven't seen it run before. Nothing all that special in the run.

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>181546468
>181546518
>181546523
plebs

>>181546613
not all of us enjoy an obese beaner screeching POYO~~~~ into the mic every 30 seconds

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>sunshine has better movement than sm6.......

>>181546381
1:28:30 with timer running $$$low

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>181546706

>>181546706
SHE IS NOT OBESE
SHE IS THICK

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>>181546392
>It's another "Edobese spends the entire block yelling 'poyo' in her insufferable voice" episode

>Chinese knockoff

that's a ban

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>>181546943
yeah like kirby LMAO

>>181547034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqWVOY40oBw

>>181546482
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>>181546798
>more thinly veiled toast dicksucking

NO PB IN OVER A YEAR.
MUH IMPROVMENT
FUCK OFF ALREADY.

>>181547139
>not doing 120 RTA means he hasn't improved or achieved any PBs.
Just kill yourself.

>>181547220
>categories other than N64 120
No one fucking cares.

>>181547220
>achieved any PBs.
and what would those be?
>muh single star rtas
lmao

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>>181547287
>120 star purism

>>181547549
>120, 70, and 16 all over a year ago
What PBs were you referring to.
Go on. i'll wait.

>>181547632
What does it matter if the only "real" wr is grinding 120 all day

>>181547632
>>181547421
>>181547287
>>181547139
epic bait lmao

>>181547710
You said he got other PBs than 120 RTA.
What are they?
>>181547797
>no argument
>better call it bait
t. toast

>circlejerking over a fucking single star rta
lmao

>>181547916
>circlejerking over a fucking single star rta
They're hard, anon. You wouldn't know, of course.

Super Monkey Ball more like Super Monkey Beef

more like super squid ball

Super Monkey Ball more like Super Monkey Bore

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>circlejerking over a fucking single star rta
Stage RTAs too. What are your times in these categories?

>>181547978
They are hard, but the response to them is disproportionately high.

And considering the fact that months ago people were saying he was going to 1:39, it's totally laughable.

>>181548109
gottem

>>181548164
>ye olde you can't criticize if you can't do it better meme.

>Stage RTAs too
How about doing those in fucking runs.

>>181548169
>months ago people were saying he was going to 1:39
If he returns to 120 RTA there is a high chance he'll get a 1:39, yeah. Even Simply is capable of one now. 1:39 is old news.

>>181548164
>stage RTAs
vacuum meme shit

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Imagine having such shit taste that you find Edobean attractive.

>>181548169
>the response to them is disproportionately high.
They're well respected among top runners.

It appears that only SRG goblins think they're not impressive.

>>181548274
>If he returns to 120 RTA there is a high chance he'll get a 1:39, yeah
No, there isn't.
There is a distinct difference between being a grind monkey to obtain 10 seconds to a few minutes of godliness in a vacuum and performing in that manner for a 1:39.

That's like saying fucking Usane Bolt could have an outlandish time if he ran a marathon because of his 100m dash time.

>>181548367
she's a rl anime tho, wouldn't a weeb like you be into that?

>>181548512
>There is a distinct difference between being a grind monkey to obtain 10 seconds to a few minutes of godliness in a vacuum and performing in that manner for a 1:39.
When did anyone claim that this was not true?

Toastrider has historically improved faster than any other runner proportionate to time invested in 120 star RTA. There is no top runner who believes that he's incapable of achieving a 1:39.

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who /japanesestreamviewer/ here?

>>181548384
>the top players say this about toast meme
Funny. Whenever someone mentions this, I always ask for proof, and I'm always told
>JUST GO TO THE DISCORD AND ASK FOR YOURSELF
not a single clip of someone saying something to this effect or screenshot of a written quote.

Because it's total bullshit.

>>181548696
>>the top players say this about toast meme
>Funny. Whenever someone mentions this, I always ask for proof, and I'm always told
>There is no top runner who believes that he's incapable of achieving a 1:39

Everytime. Loving. Every. Laugh.
Stay bad Toast.

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>>181548696
Here is a screenshot of Simply expressing shock and awe at Toastrider being 9 seconds faster than a run performed at what Simply considers his peak skill.

>>181548635
>Toastrider has historically improved faster than any other runner proportionate to time invested in 120 star RTA.
And then he fucked off. Who cares about potential if you stop trying.

>chimply
>good
kek

>>181545252
Why, did she eat it

who tf is toast even

>>181548696
and every time you're told to ask top runners what they think about toast, you cower and hide, because you know they'll confirm what people say about him.

>>181548797
>Simply expressing amazement at a RTA stage time.
No where does he talk about skill or ability to get a 1:39.

Nice.

*lives vicariously through other runners because I know im not good enough*
ook eek!

>diddeh has quit sm64 already and run to super easy sunshine

>>181548927
The claim was that top runners respect ILs, that screenshot is proof of that claim.

>>181548910
>do my work for me
>get the proof for me

That's not how burden of proof works. now fuck off.

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at least Mike is healthy enough to collect his paycheck. too bad he is still not healthy enough to post on the internet.

>>181549001
>scared
Yup.

Someone post the oddshot of Puncayshun in a call with cheese saying that if he did 120 RTA he would have a 1:39 by now.

>>181548993
He just said it was fast. How the fuck do you glen respect from that.

>>181549132
>that if he did
that if toast did*

>>181549142
Do you honestly think the top runners don't respect Toastrider? Is that really something you believe? Because if so, you're more deluded and disconnected from the community than I could have ever imagined.

>>181549132
>>181549208
still waiting on the recording

>>181549276
All cheese and punchay do is shit all over 70 star.
They go on and on about it being a joke. Do you really think they have some magic high opinion about stage rtas or single stars?

lmao

>>181548629
She's too fat to be an anime.

What is freedom planet. Looks like furry bait shit.

Did they fix the timer now like Vulajin promised?

I want to throw up

>Still Alive

DOES ANYONE ELSE LIKE LE 2010 MEME?

>>181549618
A decent game coated with furries.

>>181549618
A game made by 2D Sonic fans. It has Sonic things plus boring plot interruptions.

>>181549618
A Sonic clone, it was literally meant to be a Sonic fan game originally. It's a bit more action-focused than Sonic games though, it's getting a sequel soon also.

>furry block
>>>/trash/

>>181549618
Sonic fangame with deviantart-tier characters and a "the only media I've consumed is bad shonen anime" plot

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>new licenced toejam game
>it's a flash game
>it's a flash game from adult swim

middle dude is kinda cute desu

>>181549674
https://twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/881947428274020353

>>181549618
Some autists claim that beneath the furry baiting looks the game is actually good.

>>181549934
>deviantart-tier characters
so sonic

>that arm hair

what the fuck

>>181550054
>I shave my arm hair.

u

>>181549941
it's not made by this is pop, though.

Also it's bad. It's really bad, they showed it off at E3 and it's just not great. The artstyle is just garbo.

>>181549298
see: >>181549784

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>Oh fuck, a FURRY Sonic game with generic unoriginal characters? Get that shit away from me!

>>181550186
I don't but they don't look like fucking gorilla arms

>>181549784
>>181550338
>a drunk punchay says if toast grinded he could get mid 1:39
>cheese disagrees
>punchay goes on to address cheese and top runners by saying "you guys don't even know" >this implies other top runners share cheese's opinion.
>drunk punchay continues to ramble
>cheese just waves him off and goes alright
This is your fucking proof. After all of that THAT IS YOUR PROOF

LOVING. EVERY. LAUGH.

>>181550620
So he has more testosterone than you. Deal with it.

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Literally not surprised by Sent being offscreen, I could smell him from out of frame. Greasy motherfucker needs to take a shower for once in his goddamn life.

>>181550667
Ask them now.

>>181550673
actually it's probably estrogen. learn some biology cuck

>>181550735
Who?

>>181550752
>bring proof
>DO IT YOURSELF MAN
>bring proof
>HAHA WATCH THIS CLIP, THAT'LL SHOW YOU
>this literally proves that most DON'T think he can do it
>DO IT YOURSELF MAN

We're done here. This is pathetic.

>>181550667
>He thinks the top runners don't respect toastrider.
When are they going to ban the mongoloids from posting here?

Oh yes, 40minutes with my favourite: Lowly mumbling barely audible black man!

>sonic block already started
time for some schleep
shit marathon

based Succinct in this bitch

Furry shit aside this game already looks pretty great.

Time to go steal it from the internet.

>it's a quiet autist lets a chatty autist talk for him during his speedrun episode again