/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>played a 6 round volskya as mercy
>did ~25k healing
>won 60 sr
thanks

Reminder for mercy mains to kill themselves.

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I hope your matches go well today

I have the slight feeling McCree would be a really fun character to play as if I could aim that goddamn gun

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Season 5 is dumb as fuck. I´ve been playing really bad, but for some reason I´m still only 50 SR below my season 4 high.

Soldier ult charge nerf by 25% when?

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>>181013598
I'm going to lose 200 SR today, I can feel it

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>>181013747
then stay with a 2 or 3 stack, dipshit.

>started playing game in December, never having played any FPS on PC before
>career high is 2600, currently in 2250 gold
>just got silver portrait today

I'm so bad at this game, why do I even play

Will Mei save us from dive comp?

>>181013701
Dude it's like the shittiest part about him. What rank are you that Soldier is ulting and not getting flown at immediately by Dva or raped by winston?

>>181013903
silver border just means youve put a lot of time into the games, not necessarily that your skill is increasing. sure, a high level is sometimes indicative of high skill, but it doesnt mean youve actually paid attention to how you play, and made adjustments based on that.

try messing with your control settings a bit, fool around in training range.

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>>181013568
Mercy has to do that for you as well? Aren't you supposed to be the one killing her? Or can you nor your stupid fucks not even manage that much?

How does it feel to be dominated by arguably the weakest character in the game? Do you get off on it? Or is it that you are legitimately that feeble minded and weak?

>>181013903
Wow really? I got the game on launch and only recently got the silver portrait.

For never having played a PC FPS before I say 2250 is impressive

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>>181013549
i don't get this meme
i literally gain 27 sr whenever i play her

>playing boopsio on KOTH
>enemy hanzo with gold bow tries to 1v1 me
>little does he know lucio is best dps
>kick his ass

>>181013903
>Playing the game for ranks
>Not just enjoying Super Smash Bros With Guns: Shimada Simulator

>>181013992
Not unless her ultimate charge rate increases cause right now your only option is to get lucky long range headshots

>>181014113
ultimate rate buff would break her again, if its too much. they have to be really fucking careful with that.

>>181014002
You'd be surprised how many people don't want to play D.Va in Masters

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>>181013568
;(

>>181014113
But she one shots Tracers and can wall off a Winston and freeze him in the middle of the entire team

>>181014151
Even just 1450 -> 1375 drop would be very noticeable, I'm not asking for a tracer-like charge speed.

>>181014154
is it because of baby dvas squishy nubile body
>>181014175
i think i came

>be 3400
>more often than not get matched with 5 Masters
>be blamed for everything that goes wrong
Fug :D

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>>181012882
>>181012996
>>181013038
The reason I'm pissed is because I have to work blue collar 12hrs a day to keep me and my family going whilst this little gobshite gets to act all pretentious like on Twitter and Tumblr, writing a non existant story whilst wavin his hands sayin 'OOOOO whats gonna happen next', when even he doesn't know. I know for a fact he is probably getting payed more than everyone here combined to do a sum total of fuck all, and for some reason everyone here defends him. He is shit, and needs to go. I haven't even touched on any of his other 'storylines' such as
>the 11yr old genius that bested top military engineers in her field despite using what was effectively a Mechano set
>the bastion that for some reason decided he will take a hike through the North sea because reasons, despite the fact the Black forest is in central Germany and he would have been seen after he left the forest for more than 10 mins
>the Soldier in Mexico, but Ohh, wait, now hes in Egypt, with no explanation of how he crossed an Ocean without being seen (you know, most wanted status and all)
>the beaner with a good enough internet connection to be an international haxx0r

Chu is shit and needs to go. In a year, most authors/writers can get a moderate amount through a novel. If the sum total of Chu's work is 4-5 hard statements each, about a total of 24 heros (as well as a little bit more on the side here and there for background information) then my 8yr old daughter could probably do a better job than his useless ass

Its not that fact he works at Blizzard on a fucking game, its because people like him are allowed to exist and for some reason others give them a pass on it

>>181014265
>>the 11yr old genius that bested top military engineers in her field despite using what was effectively a Mechano set
>>the bastion that for some reason decided he will take a hike through the North sea because reasons, despite the fact the Black forest is in central Germany and he would have been seen after he left the forest for more than 10 mins
>>the Soldier in Mexico, but Ohh, wait, now hes in Egypt, with no explanation of how he crossed an Ocean without being seen (you know, most wanted status and all)
>>the beaner with a good enough internet connection to be an international haxx0r

What is suspension of disbelief?

Do you get angry how none of the terrorists noticed Tony Stark was not building a missile but a colossal robot suit instead?

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>mfw finished top 500 but no OW league email

>>181014265
>Chu is shit and needs to go. In a year, most authors/writers can get a moderate amount through a novel. If the sum total of Chu's work is 4-5 hard statements each, about a total of 24 heros (as well as a little bit more on the side here and there for background information) then my 8yr old daughter could probably do a better job than his useless ass

There's this Harry Potter guy and he was almost killed by an evil wizard and he goes to the british wizard boarding school and thwarts his plan to come back every year just as close to summer as he can.

Ta fucking dah, everything can be trivialized.

>>181014265
I work 8 hours a day and sometimes more on some side jobs plus uni that I'm paying on my own because of shit credentials needed.

Not to mention in a year most writers/authors won't do much because of bullshit like "inspiration". I don't know, I don't fucking write books but writing term papers doesn't take me more than three hours tops.

If anything, it's kind of embarrassing that you're getting this worked up.

>>181013549
Someone in my friendslist literally went from diamond in season 3 playing roadhog to GM season 5 playing mercy only

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>first two games of the night have been lost because of leavers
>join match with some guy called 'aimbot'
>team does well enough first round
>he demands that our sombra swap off
>she declines
>he proceeds to walk from spawn to off a cliff for the next three rounds
>"I was carrying you guys, I'm not the bad guy here"
>lose 35 SR for the game

Three games, three leavers/throwers in a row. What's the point of comp?

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Which character mains do you despise the most?
If the answer is Mercy, you have to name one other at least.
>Mercy
>Symmetra

>>181014691
Tracer because these motherfuckers can't stand still for one fucking second holy shit FUCK

>>181014592
There was a clip of TimTheTatman with GM Mercy who was Bronze (1200-ish) Pharah in season 3.

>>181014691
Genji mains.

>>181014691
Same: Mercy, Symmetra

>>181014691
Mercy
Torb

>>181014592
Yeah there's a lot of that, it's pretty funny.

>>181014691
That Lucio party member who tries only to get environmental kills.

>3400sr
>no one picks tanks here anymore
>just 4 dps and 2 heals
>if you do decide to pick tank your ignored by your entire team
>pick winston on koth and dive the 2 supports
>nah youll just die since it takes 5 people to kill 1 tracer
>this has happend 4 games in a row
>1 away from masters and then this shit
forced 50 is real

>>181014671
Golden guns lmfao

>Have to search both D.Va and Dva to find any D.Va related posts

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I am a Mercy main and not ashamed of it.


I try to pick Mercy first, but if there are other healers I can take tank (D.VA, Roadhog) or Defense (Torb). I prefer not to take offense since I suck at shooting.

I suck at shooting and just glad I can help other people with their eliminations.

It doesn't have anything to do with the fact that I am a sub bitch who gets his ding dong up when thinking about being a cumbucket to a tank with beefy healthbar

What the fuck is going on with competitive SR?
In earlier seasons you would actually lose more SR for a loss than a win. But now I'm actually climbing the ladder with fucking less than 40% winrate. I get ~40 SR a win and only lose like 17~18 per loss the fuck

>>181014091
win streak gives more SR

>>181014721
I'm sorry, I have ADHD ;_;

>>181013568
Stop bullying mercybabes

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>>181015315
Consider playing MMO's then. You won't be despised for being a healslut and will be able to get your erp as a cheap whore.

>>181014691
Genji
They're all genuinely terrible at the game, but still faceroll with their broken ult and then think they're so incredibly skilled when they can't even hit a fucking stationary target with their shurikens.

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>>181014403
>>181014581
Suspension of disbelief is when there are a few fundamental rules to a universe which 'just are'. Harry Potter has Magic. Iron Man has the cave scene as well as the fucking suit being able to fly. There is no workaround otherwise it wouldnt make sense to the plot as a whole or it would take an exorbitant amount of time to resolve as long as everything else is justified, then I see nothing wrong. But lets say Harry Potter shoots lasers from his eyes and kills Voldemort from across the planet with no explanation, you would feel slightly pissed.

Overwatch I can suspend my disbelief for a Gorilla scientist. Or a edgy ghost man. Or a jetpack with apparently no fuel pack. Or floating robots. They just are because otherwise nothing makes sense.
But when there are insults to my intelligence such as the Pharah dad situation, which could easily have been worked around on a plot basis with 1 or 2 sentences of official dialogue in a comic see the Helix director shit I came up with in 2 minutes then its the fault if bad writing. Nothing else.
As I said before, Chu is a fundamentally shit writer and people should stop giving him passes or even congratulating him for his shit work

>>181014584
I don't know. I suppose I am getting too invested in this, but Chu is a representation of most of what I hate about kids these days. Lazy, pretentious pieces of shit who always get a pat on their backs for existing, who haven't done a day of hard work in their lives.

Even on a time basis, it took George R.R.Martin about 2 years to finish one of his Game of Thrones books-of which has very few plotholes. Sure, suspend the disbelief for the dragons and the white walkers, but yeah, everything else is justified.
Love her of hate her for her SJW views, but J.K. Rowling finished most Harry Potter books in under 2 years and they aren't flat out insulting to the reader, suspend the disbelief for magic. And she was a newcomer to the industry

I only recently purchased Overwatch after free weekend?

Is lore any good? Who are these people?

>>181015626
Lore is below african tier, Game is amazing for the first 24hrs, dropping to a moderately good 24hrs+

>>181015558
Nah, MMOs suck, desu.

Overwatch is addicting because of it plays like a goddamn mobile game. You can just pick it up, play for 5 minutes and boom match has ended up. It's quick and can be fun at times.

With MMOs you must sink in hundreds of hours to start doing interesting shit. And hundreds of dollars too.

>>181015626
Your first 100 levels will be your most fond. Unless you're unlucky and run in to a bunch of smurf fucks.

>>181015626
Just watch the shorts and read the comics and you'll probably be confused why people are fighting but atleast you get to see some characters in motion.

>>181015626
As a general rule, a character's design is deeper than the character's lore and will tell you everything you need to know. There is potential, but the lead writer is pretty bad, as an angery Anon shitposting above us explains.

>>181015695
That's a bummer. Even fucking normies love these Pixar-ass characters already and they haven't even attempted to build something interesting around them.

>>181015836
Welcome to the infuriatingly bad world of Chu.
Worse thing is that if it accepted that it was a goofy hero shooter with a gorilla scientist and a cyborg ninja, I' be OK with it. But Chu insists it's something more than that, something reeeeally deep man.

Oh yeah, to keep it PG, there is little tit game, but the ass game is on point

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>backup support as Zen because we have a healer in Ana
>our winston of all people says "zen switch to mercy"
Fuck that, i'd rather depend on my own abilities than put it all on the line with a random, especially obe who clearly doesnt know how decent zenston is

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>>181015836
The upside is that, because the "canon" is nonexistent and also shit, fans get to do literally anything they want with cool pre-existing designs

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>>181016131
Make it triple-edged sword.

What the fuck, why did they change streetpig AGAIN? I've been gone like a few weeks and I come back to shitters having cried their way into destroying a character once again.

>>181016234
>That nose
>Those lips
>That trying too hard expression

>>181016236
>I've been gone like a few weeks and I come back to shitters having cried their way into destroying a character once again.
Pharah will probably be next.

>>181016234
Koreanigger

i'd like to see someone seriously defend OW's map design

Am I edgy enough now /owg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d4uZ52wnX8

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When i was in high plat (2900 SR) every second player was a girl (often support main or D.Va).
Now when i'm in middle Silver i see barely any girls.
The same when i watch some streamers, it's seems like there are shitloads of girls in Master and Grandmaster.

Why are girls always in higher ranks, why are they so good?
Pic related, that's how the average mercy main GM looks like.

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>>181016131
Then when they decide to do something the fans get pissy as all fuck because it doesn't fit their headcanon.

Looking at you Emily, Genji, and Mercy.

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>make a couple of friends on ogrewatch
>they live a short plane ride away
>have no other friends so end up going over to visit for 2 weeks
>the gamer couple that's part of their group are in an "open" relationship and I end up fugging the girl before I leave
>can feel the elephant in the room as we all say our goodbyes

What the fuck is wrong with people that play this game

Thanks for subscribing to my blog

>>181016486
Like a skeleton with plastic piled on?

>>181016486
>Why are they so good?

Asking the wrong questions. It's just them duo-queueing with GM players because a female voice on voice comms immediately gets you 10 invites per minute.

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>>181016464
You can walk around in them

>>181016615
>he says this while he posts in a Chinese Picture Carton run by a nip
>>>/@/

>>181016474
>Going in solo
>Basically at the capture point anyways
>Didn't use the Gabe skin, edgiest of all the skins
>Didn't use the clap emote
>Didn't use the thanks spray

I'd say you did pretty good anon. Well done, feel good about yourself.

>>181016552
>the gamer couple that's part of their group are in an "open" relationship and I end up fugging the girl before I leave
How did you not see the elephant as soon as you found this out?

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>>181016486
>Drawn on face

>>181016552
congrats on losing virginity

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>>181016474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU26cBacEXw

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>>181016552
How didi they get an elephant in their house? She wasn't THAT desparate was she?

Holy shit dive comp is fun, better than the shitty triple tank bs.

>>181017382
>Exact same comp on every map
Vs
>Same comp on all maps bar CP

I preferred TriTank tbqhfamalam but I liked Deathball even more

right after the 1 hero limit had the best comp meta

now EU and korea is all mirror comps with minor variations

USA is a bit different since they run pharmercy more

really getting stale

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>No Tank
>No Healer
>Another leave will result in a loss for the rest of the season

What do /owg/?

>>181016854
>Blackwatch is edgiest
Blackwatch is the sexiest though

>>181016464
Definitely can't defend every map, but I will say why Dorado and Ilios are objectively the best designed maps.

These maps work for practically every character and have plenty of cover and accessible height for both teams. Hybrids are always advantageous to defense and the other KotH maps always have shortcomings to height.

That's ultimately why Pharah can fucking dominate in a lot of maps, and why other characters are useless on maps that aren't 2cp. They should've all been designed for every character, not just Tracer and Reinhardt.

>>181017670
Exactly.
He's back. In black

>>181017613
Hero limiting hurt the meta in the end ironically.
It's more cancerous than before, it just looks prettier.

>>181017382
Most people complaining about Dive are Reinhardt and Ana mains that struggle to adapt tbqh

>>181017812
>forgetting d.va and tracer overtime spam
>double tracer
>double winston
>double lucio
>not the most cancerous comp to ever exist
rose tinted glasses

I swear there are more idiots in comp than there are in QP

>>181017789
>Built around Tracer and Rein
But saying that would imply there are no verttcal based maps in th-

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>>181017806

>>181017861
I wonder what would be the meta team if no limits was still the meta.
I mean the chemistry between Tracer and Lucio wouldn't work because of Lucio's rework

>>181017664
So YOU pick tank and healer omg isn't that obvious?
If you can't do this and can't carry your teams you are NOT WORTHY of going up, system is working as intended.

>>181017970
it would still work
2 tracers are impossible to keep track of even for pros
lucio still works because of tracers mobility and recall

>>181017861
Double tracer is hardly any worse than what we have now. It's the exact same thing with forced hero diversity IE half your team has to pick the second best heroes.

>>181018068
>2 tracers are impossible to keep track of even for pros
>implying that triple torbjorn wouldn't become meta just to deal with it

How do i solo climb to top 500 as a mercy main like all the other girls?

>>181017970
Probably something like
>2 Tracer
>2 Mercy
>2 Winston
Tracer because she's overpowered, Mercy because res stacking is overpowered, and Winston because he's the only tank who can even exist in this environment.

>>181018212
succ my dick
press m1

>>181018275
Tracer's not overpowered you retard, Dive is.

>>181018336
Tracer is overpowered when she's in no limits and gets a twin.

>next update
>Tracer, Soldier, Zenyatta and Reaper gets nerfed into oblivion
>PharMercy get's buffed

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Currently maining mccre and what I'm feeling rn

>>181018389
Which is why thankfully no-limits was removed from comp. Whoever wants that back is just asking for double mercy rezzes and aternal stalling from double mei double dva and double tracer.
>>181018414
I doubt Tracer and Zenny are ever getting touched again desu

>>181018414
>tracer
>getting touched
>ever
No

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>>181017952
Official Reaper soundtack
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8sgycukafqQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_LnXHrSVk2c

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>give 1v1 a try
>get rolled 3 matches
>go 3v3 a try
>get rolled 5 matches
>proceed ot try out every other mode arcade has to offer
>keep getting rolled
How on earth am I supposed to get those lootboxes?

>>181018615
Find funny ppl who plays for having fun and it will work fine
>Works 101% of the time

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>>181018615
Don't get rolled

How to deal with reaper as dva when team won't kill him when using defense matrix? I'm a gold shitter btw and a reaper rolled us because teammate was playing Winston saying muh meta.

>>181018664
>>181018706
I don't even get Total Mayhem, 99% of the time you're attacking you're doomed to lose, the 1% being when I'm miraculously picked to be on the defending team for once.
Capture the flag is usually either 0 to 3 because enemy team got a competent winston or 0 to 1 because while both teams run as defensive set ups as possible, the enemy somehow managed to still steal the flag.

>>181019106
>meta
>in gold

>>181018414
>implying they wouldn't give Genji more air time to counteract that

>>181019106
When your team refuses to focus the Reaper your only choice is to switch off tank to a Tracer or someone similarly hard to hit. By being a tank you're increasing the Reaper's survivability by 100% with his new buff. If your team is incompetent neoReaper is literally unstoppable.

>>181019128
I find Mystery Heros as the most reliable.
Its always initially a 50/50 chance, and if you ain't a shitter, you should be able to play all heros modrately well and save up an ult, at which point you win the next teamfight automatically by pressing Q

>>181019234
They're a bunch of brain dead retards who can't tell when meta matters and when it doesn't i.e. Gold

>>181014224

1375 is essentially tracer like speed. Considering Mei doesn't deal as much damage in bursts as tracer, but she can deal long range poke damage and heal herself for more charge

>>181019517
until defense gets two symmetras and they both put up shield generators.


If you play junkrat on Horizon, YOU FUCKING SUCK. There's literally no redeeming qualities for him on this map.

>>181019517
>and if you ain't a shitter
I'm a gold shitter, but I guess kys heroes are my only hope in this case. I shoudl give them more tries.

They should increase the cooldown on defense matrix by a second next patch.

The fallout of D.Va players will be astonishing when they find out their get out of jail free card doesn't work as well anymore and they can't keep doing dumb shit time and time again and they realise their braindead easy hero has boosted them 300 sr

>>181019705
I main Junkrat 3k sr and Horizon isn't too bad for him. His ability to curve/bounce the grenades into chokepoints creates high pressure but second point is pretty shitty unless they maybe have a Torb that needs dealing with.

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>it's a nobody knows the meaning of "Group up" episode

>>181016486
anyone who knows actual girl gamers irl and isnt an autistic sperg who spends all their time watching booby streamers can tell you that pretty much all girls who play videogames are ugly autistic fucks who wouldnt want to touch.

>>181016552
ill take 1 for things that never happened.

>>181020040
I can confirm ;_;

I'm so fucking sick of Pharah and my team of shitters being unable to fucking look up. Going to main McREEEEEEE just to counter her even though he barely qualifies as a hard counter thanks to his retarded damage fall off.

Is Orisa black? Because I don't want to play nigga characters

>>181017664
I want to rape you. YOU pick tank and healer. not fucking rocket science is it. you are the thing I hate the most about this game,some retarded faggot who refuses to switch because hurrr durrrrrrrr its a game ill play what I want. well fuck you,fuck off to quickplay dipshit I hope your whole family gets raped by a pack of niggers fucking shoot yourself.

>>181020020
bonus points if you just got out of a long overtime scenario on the start of payload and your team doesn't break out of the mindset of rushing in and fighting it effectively letting them take it 80% of the way because they keep getting killed outnumbered

makes me want to punch my screen

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Won one, had three games with leavers today and lost the rest. 1-6.
Reckon it's time to killl myself?

I think so

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I keep getting matched with the same girl on my team in mid-high masters. She mostly plays Dva but will swap to various supports or Pharrah and has a really cute voice and told me to chill out in a polite way when I did poorly pocketing her one time and kept apologizing in voice. She intimidates me a little, because I dont want to lose with her on my team. My record with her is 4-1.

>>181019705
If you can't win with 150 extra health and 2 symmetras competent enough to stay alive to get ults, you should stay in bronze where you belong

>>181019708
It's good to practice other heros with, as well as training you to stay alive more. Dog bless freind, may you one day get into plat

The amount of self-boosted Mercy players is laughable in high gold and platinum. It's so obvious a big portion of them are complete shit and have no clue what they're doing but anyone can sit around a corner and rez their teammates.

Still vouching for an increase in her model size because she's such a high value target yet the cunt obviously is anorexic so she manages to dodge a few hits and always gets in.

>>181020254
shes a niggabot.

>>181020254
Nah. She's omnic

>>181020451
remember she is probably extremely unattractive IRL.
>t. chad who never touches gamer girls because they are all disgusting

>>181020554
>The amount of self-boosted Mercy players is laughable in high gold and platinum. It's so obvious a big portion of them are complete shit and have no clue what they're doing but anyone can sit around a corner and rez their teammates.
If you know where they're hiding you can stop their rez.

>>181020254
Its a robot built by a 11yr old black kid. I joke you not. Not technically black, but bad storytelling nontheless. Winston is probs closest to being black, followed by a ''Brazilian'' Lucio. Won't matter when the most alpha giganigga comes out in the form of Terry Crews Doomfist

>>181020694
>She's black so she can't create anything
/pol/ please go

>>181020694
You missed Terry's Doomfist announcement and the Crackdown 3 collab with Blizzard, right?

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>>181017670
>wish I had that skin because all of his expressions are great
I'm still hoping we get another skin where we can see his face, even if its some fucked up disintergrating/regening style

>>181020296
>Huge drop on the chart
>125 points
You're gonna be fine

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>>181020740
No
>shes 11
Thats before secondary school in many countries. Her brain hasn't even fully develpoed yet.
And don't forget-Orisa is literally a better version of the OR-15's, so in literal terms a lone 11yr old did better than teams of military engineers.
>Suzpend yuor disbeleef :DDDDD

>>181021015
A literal scientist gorilla

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>>181020842
I don't really care as long as Doomfist can suplex the abomination of the Overwatch representation of the UK

>>181021015
>Orisa is literally a better version of the OR-15's
How so? It has the same body and tech - the only thing Efi added was the new AI routines.

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>join game
>"EY GRINGO"
>"BRBRBRHUEUHUEHUE"
>*canadian voice*

>>181021015
:DDDDDD
Fine, let me delve into your autism
>Generically modified gorilla that spent all its life being pumped with chemicals can barely create a hard light bubble, a technology which has already been created.
Vs
>Prepubescent child singlehandedly creating a robot AND an AI, superiour to millions of dollars of military funding. Probably still plays minecraft

>>181018438
His ult is like pariahs but without the mobility, it's only decent if you get a true surprise/drop on the other team. The buff made it a little nicer though

I don't really like or enjoy this game but I'm bored atm so I think I'll spam some retarded heroes in ranked to rile people up.
6 decides what I spam.

Reminder Winston cant even kill a Junkrat, Winston needs a buff and JR a nerf

>>181014113
Mei is fucking awesome, she's great with a team

>>181021289
De Pelos

>>181021193
The AI. It can learn from past mistakes, something the military either didn't want it to do or couldn't do. Either way, it's a kid who still likely watches Spongebob Squarepants creating a literal war machine/living weapon.

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>>181021193
>better software doesn't mean she's a better model

>>181021307
The gorilla was able to anchor a ghost back into the present. I think that's more impressive than a child taking some parts she found and rebuilding them to her liking.

>>181021358
Nobody likes Hanzo mains so go him. Bonus points if you either instalock him or pick him after everyone else has picked their character

>>181014002
What world do you live in where 76 doesn't rape Winston?

>>181021015
>>Suzpend yuor disbeleef :DDDDD
Exactly, shit like this is common as fuck in fiction. Pick up any capeshit book and it's full to the brim of child/teen geniuses like the new Moongirl or Amadeus Cho and his sister.

>>181021445
Try telling that to Apple
Anyway, she has different hardware
>Has eyes
>Tusk things
>Has a sticky out brain bit
>Ass

>>181021445
Well, it doesn't, because clearly creating AIs isn't very hard in the OW world. A literal kid can do it!

Maybe Orisa has a place in protecting and helping citizens in mundane situations (as it is implied) but having her in any war-like situation doesn't seem suited.

>>181021481
>Supergenius gorrilla, created soley to be a supergenius
Vs
>11 yr old building military grade equipment
I can shitpost forever if needs be. When was the last time you heard of an 11yr old reverse engineering a car, let alone a sentient robot weapon with a built in black hole engine

>>181021632
Then why put the gun on her?

>>181020285
Are we talking about video games in here?

>>181018615
If you can't 1v1, just find two good friends to carry you in 3v3.

>>181017865
Of course there are. Comp is full of people who would want to play competitive Overwatch.

>>181021193

>How so, it has the same body and tech

Half of Orisa's shit like Halt was added on by Efi
Thats what all the pre-release teaser stuff was about and her origin story

>>181021512
The one where Soldier is ulting and can't shoot your head and you jump on him and bubble and get help killing him from your team.

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Support is a lot of fun.

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>>181020554
>can't kill mercy in low plat
>says mercys there are shit
LERN2AIM SCRUB

>>181022181
Gonna need a link to that test

>>181022392
s-sorry b.va

>>181021728
>When was the last time you heard of an 11yr old reverse engineering a car, let alone a sentient robot weapon with a built in black hole engine
In capeshit which OverWatch is, all the time.

>>181021830
Orisa already had the gun. Why take it out? Maybe she can deter armed robbers, or something.

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lmao why do widomaker mains kill shot the pharah main on point charge compared ranked in lijang tower camp

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>>181022678
DON'T DO DRUGS

Every dps main has a distinct personality I've noticed

>Soldier mains

Full of themselves. Will get themselves killed constantly with their hubris. Generally silent liabilities

>Reaper mains

Proficcient bros. Get the job done.

>Genji

Autistic. Will never switch even if up against a sym, winston, zarya, dva comp.

>Widow

Nightmare incarnate
Will flame your team in all chat under the pretense of "friendly banter" after he headshots everyone and lets him team push cleanly for the entire map

>Hanzo

Like widow, but quieter and not as cocky

>McCree

Cuckold, likely cries himself to sleep, doesn't understand why life sucks so much

>Tracer

Genuine Chad in overwatch form. Slaps your shit, steals your girl, fucks her in front of you while she tells you they're just friends.

>Sombra

Hipster, beard, vegan, lives in a coffeehouse,

>Torb

Rebel without a cause, whats to fight the world but loses constantly

>Symettra

Control freak with sociopathic tendencies, likes helping their team but wants the enemy team to suffer at the same time

>Junkrat

Idiot savant, doesn't understand Junkrat is bad, thinks all his kills against bad enemies means the hero is good. Is secretly praying the enemy team never coordinates their shit together to make him completely useless

>>181022530
Wat

>>181022557
Why load it? Why not put a taser on it?
Why make it lethal? Oh wait her creator is _____

>>181014691
Soldier

Might as well play fuckin COD.

>>181022894
That was the most Genji personality thing I have ever seen

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>>181021397
>mei is fucking awesome
xiexie

>>181022898
Maybe it DOES have a taser? How would we know? The hero in the game clearly isn't the same thing that exists in the lore.

>>181022894
>the most alpha players are the ones who main the small emasculating cockney lesbian

Was this Blizzard's plan all along?

>>181023042
>When you realise her nose isn't just the autistic tumblrnose, but flat out doesn't exist, and is just 2 nasal cavities

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>>181023056
>ywn be tased internally by Orisa's horse cock

>>181022170
Never happens. Either half your team is dying or the monkey is dying in that play

>entering game
>match is 80% over

Why is this even a thing?
Who at Blizzard thought this is a good idea?
I want a fresh match, not try to pick up the scraps from players who ragequit.

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>>181023140
it's the over used anime nose.

>>181022678
what are you even trying to smugly imbly?

>>181023056
>Hero in the teasers, with all the abilities teased, then shown isn't actually the hero we have
What did they mean be this?
The only place I can think that applies is when Reaper was Junkrat in the announcement cinematic at the end.

>>181022898
>Why not put a taser on it?
>Why make it lethal?

That reminds me, I really wish Orisa and maybe Officer D.va had a "stop resisting" voice line I could spam while killing people. "Cease" is close but not quite it.

>>181023278
The game isn't canon.

>>181023253
Nah, there are lines to it. The animu nose is just a dot, that thing on her face has lines. I genuinely see the Tumblrmeis' nose as concave.

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>>181023320
>tfw no vertical blinks tracey bf in-game

>>181022990

Im actually a Mercy main

Dont judge me Im here for the easy climb back to diamond

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>mfw people rage over voice communication in a video game

>>181023320
>Game isn't canon
Wait so you mean they didn't clone every hero so they could sude on both teams regardless of intentions?
Either way, Orisa's design doesn't fall into that category because its shown in non-game lore to be the exact same. Though there could be a 17 inch long robotaser horse cock ib there somewhere...or a very tight Efi made fleshlight covered over by a thin sheet of metal...or Efi could be INSIDE the robogoat...

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>nobody ever talks except to insult each other in Mystery Heroes
>try to actually communicate
>enemy team gets a Pharmercy and fucks us over anyway

>>181023593
Mercy main, Genji personality of your own accord. Play someone fun. Unless you get a dig outta holding down the main fire, in which Winston does that-and so much more

So is Temple of Anubis ever going to get fixed, so you don't get completely slaughtered on attack?

>>181023253
Charlotte a shit.

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

>>181023639
In her origin story orisa has two arms and no gun in various instances. She can change arms at home.

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I love Angela very much.

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Mercy nerfed on PTR.
She can no longer rez while in spawn.
Everyone else can use their ults in spawn.

Just fuck my life up, senpai.

>>181023639
Well, she does have a hatch on her butt, so a fleshlight is not unreasonable.

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>https://clips twitch tv/WealthyPlausibleHorseArsonNoSexy

Defend this shit RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>181023738

I play lots of heroes for fun

I play mercy to climb easily because its much more forgiving with the coin flip matchmaking of plat.

I was 3200 last season so Im getting back where I was with mercy and practicing with fun heroes in the meantime

That good enough for you anon?

>>181023993

Fuck off shes easy enough as it is
Sym cant ult in spawn either

>>181024168
Me in the bottom 3 panels

>>181024223
That guy is retarded. Just look at her play time in Season 3 vs Season 4. After 112 hours anyone can climb to wherever.

>>181024223
The irony of the name FallenAngel is hilarious.

>>181024223
>be dumbfrogposter
>can't write a copypastable link

https://clips.twitch.tv
/WealthyPlausibleHorseArsonNoSexy

>>181024274
>t. platinum player with 12 minutes of mercy in quickplay

>>181023751
It's fine, git good. I win on attack all the time.

>>181024223
You try to defend this https://clips twitch tv/HotFlaccidFriesWow

>>181014691
Tracer.
T. Sym main

>>181023993
The only place she could ult while still in spawn was Gibraltar last point and Anubis B if her teammates died in that back area so it's not a huge change

Are there any characters you simply refuse to play simply because you hate the way they look?

I basically will never play Zarya because she's disgusting to look at and trying to pander to the mentally ill tumblr trans people.

>>181025097
Rein.

>>181022894
>reaper mains description
lole

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who can i pick to fill this

>>181025097
kys lmao

>>181025097
Symmetra, I hate her stupid smug face.

>>181025261
Hanzo

>>181025097
I was seriously the same until I got one of the winter offensive skins

>>181024787
Yeah but those are really crucial 2CP spots that make all the difference. Every get a 5 man rez under the cart when the enemy team wipes you and starts emoting?

>>181025261
Zen and support your Mei and Tracer with Discord

>>181025097
do you even lift faggot?
I agree she is cuter in long hair and that those skins are too few but apart from that she's perfect

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>playing healer
>their tracer and genji keep flanking and killing me
>keep saying in voice that tracer and genii are on me
>dps is completely oblivious to this and keeps shooting rein shield
>lose
>"fucking no heals kys"

>>181025261
You don't, you pick Toblerone and celebrate the small sr loss

>>181025097
>pander to le tumblr
You realize that Zarya is the closest thing the game has to an open racist, right?

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Roadhog can still pull off some clutch moves lads.

>>181025097

Zarya and Orisa were literally designed as Token weird looking girls because blizzard cant stop designing waifus as opposed to their men characters who range from husbando to monstrous

>>181025097
are you so crippled by the existence of tumblr that you cant play a videogame

>>181025527
Like dying in the back providing a distraction?

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>>181025298

>>181025585
>providing ult charge

how do we nerf defence matrix

>>181025712
Stop letting it eat my Sym orbs.

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>>181025712
you don't

>>181025553
No, I just prefer my dykes to be cute and British.

>>181025097
Anyone with colored nails in the weapon viewmodel, huge "no thanks".
If they get gloves or look less unsightly/toned down then I can deal with it

>>181017664
>everyone should switch but me
How's plat?

>>181025712
We don't as the only people that wand DM nerfed are dps manbabies crying that their ult isn't a free team wipe

Genji has two passive, McCree has zero.
Lets give wall climb to McCree and allow him to combat roll on walls too.

>>181025712
if dm is nurfed she will be useless

like the pharah issue, we might need more beam/hitscan weapons in game

>>181025993
Orisa hitscan when?

>>181025712
More urgent questions:
>how do we fix earthshatter
>how do we nerf dragonblade and dash reset
>how do we nerf tactical visor

>>181026069
orisa orbital ion beam when

>>181026123
Just get rid of dash reset. Why is Gengi the only character in the game to get such a strong versatile ability that resets on elims AND kills.

>>181025841
So Roadhog is off the table?

>>181025605
STOP

>>181025841
>not liking Sprinter

G A Y

>>181026180
Give her BFG instead.

>>181025712
Remove it

>>181026330
Give her demon vision as a passive, where everything looks like a fucking demon you dumbass

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>>181026287

>>181026415
But, John, you are the demons.

>>181023278
>when Reaper was Junkrat
What?

>>181026263
Him and JR are okayish, they dont stick out much

>>181026123
earthshatter isn't broken,
Dragonblade dash reset is fine
tac visor should be nerfed by 0.5 seconds, but is easily countered with Dva.

>swap hero to counter
>punished with decreased SR

>>181026660
He had grenades.

>>181026930
Would be better than that garbage ass teleport

>>181014691
Mercy
Roadhog

>>181026421
>Too much for potato bastion like yourself

>>181025712
Nerf? But she was just buffed silly anon.

>>181026660
Watch the fucking cinematic and you'll understand

>>181025991
Genji has 4 passives you dumb.

>>181014691
Mercy
Tracer

Both usually have a huge superiority complex and Tracer mains tend to be teenagers who use 'XD' unironically.

>>181025712
D.Va is NOT overpowered! Not!

>>181025261
>>181025485
>qp
who the shit cares

It really sucks to hear people invalidate your rank/hard work.

I can play other characters don't get me wrong but imo I'm a solid Mercy main. I worked really hard to do quick thinking and process the game fast so I can choose which people need heals/which people i should heal and when there isn't a way for me to save the situation and hide fast enough to not be seen and found easily...

I just hit Master this season after playing since day 1 on ps4. I started in 60's and worked my way up the ladder and watched gameplay videos just like everyone else.

So while I understand the "all you need to do is press q" i could say the same for reaper, mccree, ANA, soldier, pharrah, zenyatta etc. imo it does take a certain amount of skill of when to be out healing and who/where vs when its a lost cause and to hope for a decent rez. Then there is evading flankers/evading. Then there is being able to hide and not be easily found.

I also pride myself in being able to build ult charge quickly- I have been told time and time again that my ability to build ult charge is uncommon and I worked hard for that. I can use my gun to kill pharrah and other mercy's in air- on a really good day i can evade a tracer and kill her (same with genji). Most of the time its just evading.

Maybe its just me but I don't think she is as easy to play as others think.

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>>181027463
>waifu fags actually believe this.

>12 spots
>2 dvas 2 winstons every single game

how can this game literally be any more boring

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TELL ME ABOUT ROADHOG! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

>>181028409
because he's an alien and he can't breathe oxygen.

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>be diamond
>masters tell me i'm shit
>be master
>GMs tell me i'm shit
>be GM
>GMs who were top 500 at one point tell me i'm shit
It never ends. Do I have to be number 1 in the world for people to stop telling me I'm shit?

>>181028409
because we need a in lore excuse as to why widowmaker cant just one shot the big fat ult charge dispenser

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>>181028460
*bang*
At least you can talk!

>>181028517
for as long as you flinch thats not enought

when you are #1, they will call you a cheater

>never liked the idea of sniper in tf2/MNC or the cawwa dooty games since the roles is fucking unrefined and feels too situational/burden in those games
>decide fuck it and buy into the bluu memes on /owg/ and start trying out some widowmaker
>shoot someone in head hear the dink but they are still alive

Yeah i dont know what i was expecting you have to be so fucking precise and quick reflexed for a role that you really are handicapping yourself unless you are in a premade because while you maybe get "ebin headshots" you are putting in too much energy into something that doesnt pay out fast enough.

Not to fucking mention this game is filled with shit like shields

>>181026930
>>181026984
>>181026660

>Reaper has grenades in trailer
>Take them away at some point in beta because apparently Wraith form, shadowstep (lol) and M1 is enough of a "kit"

>Release soldier 76
>Mobility tool on shift
>Healing beacon on E
>M1
>AND an M2

What did they mean by this

>>181025473
>be tank
>only one on payload
>the 3 dps are running around doing god knows what
>mercy is never healing me and she keeps dieing to flanking
>her and the dps start bitching at me for not protecting her

???

>>181028878
>complaining about soldier having too many abilities when genji exists

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What do we think of Chu's latest liked picture? It has two of his favorite things in it.

Shipping and pokemon

>>181028774

I think you are missunderstanding the game a tad

Widow is in the "DPS" category. Meaning her job is to kill shit
And killing shit, considering she can one shot every single hero that isnt a tank (Or bastion but he has 5 hp after regardless so he's gonna die), is something she does very well. Especially from so far away so the enemy team struggles to stop her other than putting shields up.

Widows a good hero

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Should I be a instapicking Sombra main?

>>181028959
Genji can't heal himself
His biggest tools are deflect which is countered by Zarya, Symm and Winston or swiftstrike for quick getaways which still isn't very good

>>181028959

>Soldier
>But with two passives in double jump and wall climb

What did they mean by THIS

>>181029030
Only on 2 CP defense.

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which overwatch hero lasts the longest in bed and why? who finishes the fastest and why?

>>181027979
Shes hardly OP, the only slightly OP thing is her 4 second at most "barrier" and her second life just because the pistols stronger than her mek shotties

>>181029218
Zarya has stamina for hours on end but orgasms very quickly. She's almost nympho which is why she spends the extra energy lifting.

>>181028959
Genji has one of the weakest weapon in the game.

>>181029404
Fucking shurikens deal more damage than bullets.

>>181029218
>longest
Canonically, McCree should have the most sexual experience.
>shortest
Canonically, Junkrat is the more immature and "childlike" character. D.va is called a child but technically that's only because of her appearance. So Junkrat would be my bet.

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>pick DVa
>follow S76 and stand 1 m behind him
>right click and left click when enemies show up
>+27

This game is dumb.

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Is the game still worth buying now that I missed its glory days? Are there still people playing or did it die out?

>>181029124
>dragonblade damage reduced to 80~100
>life leech of 20~25%
is this gud?

>>181029441
Is it the day of the month where we ignore facts and listen to emotions only?

>>181029626
>Is the game still worth buying now that I missed its glory days? Are there still people playing or did it die out?
There is a lot of players. It's worth buying if you want a casual shooter.

>>181029218
Longest is probably Zenyatta using weird yoga spiritual sex magic stuff to last for hours.

McCree has a micropenis from too much whiskey consumption. So he probably lasts about 17 seconds.

>>181029626
Probably not

>>181017242
>people still think that they can deathball to victory

All Reaper does is punish retards for thinking all ins are a good idea.

>>181029626
It's a shit game anyway, don't bother.

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>>181029721
>>181029758
Thanks for saving me 30 euros

>>181029626
No, this game is utter trash. Putting down your dog and your father in the same day would be more fun.

>>181017242
>clickbait title

No thanks stylosa

>>181029218
Tracer cheats and rewinds when she gets exhausted so she can beat anyone in bed.

>>181016474
If that Mcrib and Ana weren't trash, you'd be dead in a second.

>>181029626
Nope. This game is secretly still in beta for 5 more years. Ranked is broken, balance is broken, community is cancer.

>>181029853
Play Paladins lad.

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SAAAAAAAAAAVEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>181014723
i think it was mendo not tim

>>181014723
There is a clip which shows Mercy with 21% winrate get into 3900.

Does anyone have youtube videos of full bronze-gold matches? They make me laugh and feel better about myself.

post yfw MOOOLTEN COOOOOOOOORRRRE

>>181029626
It still has tons of players, I rarely wait more than a minute for a match.
Don't Liston to these players who post thier 600 hour plus game times then complain "game isn't fun" nigga what, why did you play 600 hours then?
You'll get more game play out of it then most single player games, and you are free to quit after 100 hours if you want,

>>181030437
>go to sleep

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>genji main complains
>he switches off
>switch to genji
>carry
>he leaves immediately

no better feeling

>>181028517
>#1 in the world
>everyone on the internet tells me i'm shit
you're right, it never ends

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>>181029697
>a shuriken launched by a red blooded master weeaboo
>28 damage
>a bullet fired from a very american proud to have voted trump and has over 5 different AR15 on display in his living room
>19 damage

>Roadhog critbox reduced by another 20%
>Roadhog new passive lets him give 10% more ult charge to his healers and 10% less ult charge to the enemy

There, fixed. Now he actually is hard to headshot, which means he truly has 600 HP and his new passive means that brainless spam (hello there Genji mains) is creating an ult deficit for the enemy team.
You are welcome, Blizzard.

>>181031546
Can kill people faster than almost any DPS because of "muh combos"

>>181031703
what's zarya's secret

>>181029905
If Tracer is being mounted and rewinds into the same spot, what happens?

hey guys

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>Total Mayhem
>go Ana
>no one goes tank