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Previous Timeline: >>180820514

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/

-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Artbook
>http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale

-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
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First for Flowey
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>>180971159
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>>180971336
How smart would Flowey be after all those resets? He's still a total brat, so it's clear he hasn't matured much.
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>>180971952
Somewhat smart, because even repeated brute forcing of problems gives you insight and experience. Not a genius, because it never gets challenging if you can always reset and try again, but pretty smart just because of spending a lot of time on things.
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>>180971572
Where's he planning on going?
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>>180971336
w?
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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
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>>180973202
But could the spider be a good older sister figure?
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>>180973202
But can the Spider explain what is up with this thread edition!?
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>>180973202
But can the spider solve the world's energy crisis?!
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>>180973202
No!
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>>180973202
...but did the Spider know?
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UNDERTALE ON PHILLIPS CD-I!
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Talk damn it.
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>>180975435
What would you like to talk about?
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>>180975668
Undertale or really almost anything.
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>>180972280
fishing
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Screenshots of how much of the new part of the comic about /utg/ has been done so far:
http://imgur.com/a/DqEUm

I finished most of the sketch, and a few panels.
The next part of the comic is going to be at least 25 panels long.
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>>180973425
Definitely! She would be the greatest big sister ever!
>>180973436
Possibly. The thread edition seems to have high concentrations of anti-cute. If the spider can pierce through it, an explanation would be in order!
>>180973441
That would be a piece of cake for the spider! The spider is an infinite source of cuteness, and as such an infinite provider of energy. No more would energy be a problem for the world!
>>180973459
You should know by now that you are mistaken! It leads me to believe that you are not even trying to learn! Please, try to open your eyes to the cuteness!
>>180973806
Maybe?
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Why is alphys heavily implied to have committed suicide in most endings where mettaton dies and also in the ending where mettaton becomes ruler
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>>180976836
Alphys was already contemplating suicide, but losing either of her closest friends is what pushes her over the edge. Mettaton only becomes ruler if Undyne is dead.
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>>180976836
Because you fucked her shit up mang. You have to kill people she likes/Toriel to get those endings
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>>180977312
You only have to kill Undyne or Mettaton though (and Asgore I guess) Toriel can be alive
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heya kid
how's it going, i'm sans the comic
come on in, we've got burgers and so much more
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>>180977778
What's on the menu
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Goat

Children
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>>180978303
Y o u.

We monsters love to have our "kiddie meals".
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>>180978303
>>180980245 ...heheheheh... relax, kiddo. i'm only "kidding" around.
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DUDE
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>>180980245
But what if the people are...vegan?
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>>180980980
young vegetoids are a good substitute.
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>>180980974
WEED
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>>180982336
YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL, PUNK!
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why are you guys so boring lately
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>>180982336
LMAO
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>>180984224

got things to do anon
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>>180984224
Because some people play with big meaty
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>>180984224
Our best posters all left already.
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>>180985219
Some are still around.
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>>180984474
Big meaty what's?
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>>180984224
Boredom is a two-way street, anon.

>>180985390
Floweys!
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>>180984224
We get it we suck now
We don't need to be reminded of that every week.
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>>180984224
Some days I'm on it, others I'm not
Sorry Anon
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>>180979835
>goat children
>goat parents
>goat anything

It's canon that Dreemurrs aren't goats. We should figure out what animal they actually are. Rams maybe?
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>>180985335
Like who?
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>>180985726
We all suck
It's up to you to make it less suck
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>>180985918
Rams have hooves too. They're chimeras, a hodgepodge amalgam of multiple creatures.
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>>180985974
Cry still comes around occasionally.
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>>180971159
I wanted to have a bad time but committing genocide is tedious af

really makes you admire the german work ethic
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>>180985974
Meeeeeee!
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>>180985918
they're mimigas with bigger teeth
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>>180986067
I thought chimeras were always multi-headed.
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>>180985918
Boss Monsters.
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>>180986176
quality post
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>>180986271
Yeah, but animating multiple heads is too much work for the lazy dog.
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>>180986083
Eh.
>>180986192
You right!
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>>180986176
Did you remember to murderdance?
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Please give me stuff to draw since it's slow and I feel guilty when I get more than three and can't do them all

Don't expect any masterpieces either
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>>180986981
goat family playing card games
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>>180986981
Undyne eating ice cream?
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>>180986981
Delicious undertale-shaped cookies
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>>180986981
Alphys tiddy.
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>>180984224
i'd do requests but im rushing for deadlines right now
>>180986981
shotagote in a pool wearing floaties
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>>180985918
Boss

Monsters
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>>180987148
>>180987214
>>180987283
>>180987361
I like all of these a lot
You guys rock
Hope you like MS paint
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>>180986176
>guaranteed replies
>the post
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>>180986176
Hitler gave up too. That's why there's still jews.
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>>180986981
The Undertales having a marathon.
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this games ok i just got done playing lisa i think its way better

its neat seeing turn based rpgs reinventing the wheel
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>be Toby Fox
>create one of the most popular games of all time, even outmemeing OoT
>rake in millions in profit from game sales alone
>win various awards
>manage to do all this without selling your soul
>parents know jack shit about your accomplishment

What did he do to deserve this.
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>>180990639
LISA is edgy ass

Nier 1 is better than both Undertale and Lisa and does similar themes better.
Not turn based though
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>>180990707
>most popular game of all time
what
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>>180990639
>>180990784
Nier is trash, Lisa is super trash. Undertale is the better game.
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>>180990805
If it's a long list of games it works.
>>180990707
I think it's a fairly common thing when people do this sort of work that their parents know jack about it.
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>>180990784
hows it edgy lol there comedy throughout the entire game even if it has dark moments
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>>180987148
Done like dinner!
I was gonna draw Toriel bringing them cookies but I think I spent way too much time on this to begin with. Onto the next one!
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>>180990985
interesting opinion
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>>180990985
they're all good in their own ways
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>>180991456
This guy gets it.
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>>180990985
Thanks!
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>>180991979
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>>180990805
Well first there was it being the #1 PC game on Metacritic for about a week. Then there was the 24/7 /v/ general where people actually stayed on-topic the entire time and were only booted out because MGSV fans were offended by the metacritic score. There's mountains of autism about this game, from lorefags and Let's Players to AUs of AUs, and musicians are still making remixes of the soundtrack a year later. Then there's gamefaqs poll where Undertale dethroned Ocarina of Time as the "best game ever". And now? Sony sees Undertale as profitable enough to release a 2 minute advertisement of the console port at E3.

Undertale might not be Minecraft-tier popular, but it's pretty high up there.
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bubba
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>>180987214
HI I'M ANONYMOUS
AND WELCOME TO MS PAINT REQUESTS EPISODE 2
HOPEFULLY IT WILL HAVE BEEN WORTH THE WAIT
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>>180995357
Cute
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>>180995357
Thank you!
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>>180984224
Post some cancer AU from tumblr and watch the (you)s roll.
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So what are you guys doing today? I'm doodling Undertales and genitals.
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>>180996653
playing shellshock live
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>when you want to draw tiddy but it's midnight and you just spent 2 hours on piss-easy sketches
I seriously hope you guys don't mind how long I'm taking. The cookie sketch seems like something more suited for a more talented drawfag even though it's so simple

I appreciate the practice however

>>180996653
Not sleeping, not finishing requests
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>>180996653
MTG with a momfag and an Asrielfag
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>>180997051
I've never played that.
>>180997114
I'm sorry to hear that. I don't think anyone here minds waiting for requests, so just take your time and do what you want.
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>>180997272
That actually sounds pretty fun. What kind of decks are you guys playing with?
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>>180997396
Last game we did a hoard fight. I was running demons, and the other two guys were running human swarm and a bird aggro deck
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>>180996653
>genitals
I wanna see the doodles.
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>>180996653
Finishing up chapter 20 and some coursework
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>>180997396
Aside from Magic we also did Yugioh
Heart of the Cards and all that jazz
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>>180997892
yeah
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wat a boring general
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>>180997482
>>180998258
That sounds like you guys had a great time.
>>180997805
Very nice, can't wait to read the next chapter. What kind of coursework are you up to?
>>180997510
You do not.
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>>180998497
>What kind of coursework are you up to?
Animal science

We're dissecting the urinary and reproductive tracts on Thursday. Very fun indeed. Just dissected the GI tract last week. Seriously, who the hell feeds these things so much before putting them down.
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>>180998497
Post the genitals!
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>>180998649
Huh, that sounds pretty disgusting. You would think they wouldn't give them so much to eat, unless they want you to examine the waste as well?
>>180998681
They're just like simple doodles dude. I don't know why you want to see them so bad.
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>>180998829
Please?
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>>180998258
I never understood this Asriel. Why the overalls?
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>>180999225
Fine. I posted it in the fish thread. They're just quick doodles so don't expect high quality.
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>>180998829
Oh, it's nasty alright. Especially when the TA decides "hey, wanna see the gallbladder and hepatic ducts UP CLOSE?!" and squirts bile all over the damn table when they try digging it all out. Looking at the hindgut was pretty fun, and by fun I mean literally filled to the brim with almost-poop. I'm just glad (and surprised) they didn't rip the rectum open and show us the external and internal sphincters. Didn't help any that one of her veins burst when they were pumping her circulatory system with latex, filling her abdominal cavity with a grody purple mixture of dried blood and crummy plastic. Had to wash that shit off before we could even see anything

But, that's enough doggo dissection news for today. I oughtta get back to writing.
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>>180999707
Oh man that sounds really fucking nasty. Good luck on your writing!
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>>180999559
Aw yis!
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>>180999459
I think, but don't know for certain, that's the Asriel who is a bit amalgamat-ish and when stressed out gets really plant-like.
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>>180999995
That's some high damage you got there.
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>>181000471
All the better to destroy the world, my dear!
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What if a child named Frisk fell into the underground and Flowey mistook them for Chara?
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>>181001484
>mistaking Frisk for Chara
Not possible. They're fucking color-coded for crying out loud.
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>>181002220
What if flowers are colourblind
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>>181002354
Colorblind flowers should go fuck themselves more than they already do. Who wants to talk to a flower that can't talk back? Fucking gardeners aka dadfags, that's who. Do you want to be a dadfag?
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>>181003018
The only reason I'm not one already is his son eclipses him
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>>181003018
>Do you want to be a dadfag?
yeah
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Yo if people were worried about the tumblr raw thing no longer working someone on the discord figured it out!

Remove the 68. at the start of the tumblr link and then change it raw! Random I know but it works
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>>181003580
You glorious bastard, I could give you a handshake.
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Can we all agree that the best poster here is clearly __me?
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>>181005748
I will, but you need evidence to back it up first.
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I'm gonna fucking cum
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>>181006023
Jokes on you, I already did that.
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>>181006115
post it
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>>181006168
I already cleaned up.
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>>181002220
>Wrappings
>Pale skin
>Blush
>No eyes

Chara is a mummy. This is probably what they looked like in life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds6rSdd2bec
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>>181006245
I meant the image that did it for you, sicko
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>Page Nine
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>>181008176
Does Gaster think he can outdaddy the daddy? He doesn't even have a proper fire eye!
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>>181008262
He doesn't need to, not when he can double the kiddo at will!
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>>181008352
So he really is just trying to copy the real daddy
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>>181008553
Sans learned all of his tricks from the Gasterman himself! Like father like son.
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They Say He Shattered started updating again.
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>>181009467
Should probably check this out at some point, the premise looked interesting
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>>181009467
>Meant to be it was never
What did he mean by this?
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>>180999459
Az is overt with his Flowey tendencies here.
Not a bad thing.
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>>181010831
The order of the dialogue is breaking, falling apart. It was never meant to be.
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>>181010831
DON'T OPEN
DEAD INSIDE
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What if Odawla fell into the Underground?
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Alphys is literally Huey Emmerich
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how the fuck does this exist

what else is there left to discuss

you're all here for the underaged goat porn
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>>181012246
I find it very interesting that you seem so interesting in the underage goat porn, to specifically point it out
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>>181012313
BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY ALL YOU PEOPLE EVER POST
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>>181012101
>Repentant for what she's done and tries to make things right in the end
>Tries to save as many lives as she can even if her methods are straight up stupid
>Gets the girl
She lacks the vital Huey Emmerich traits
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>>181012430
>>181012246
I can already tell you don't know a thing about /utg/
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>>181012430
You wouldn't know that unless you browsed here regularly
why are you still here
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>>181012430
Why would you want this general to be gone, when apparently you visit it constantly? Too many reposts now for your collection?
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>>181012430
That's not true. For about a week, I looked up a pope every day and asked which Undertale character was most like them.
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>>181012560
Well that's a stupid question. What you should be asking is which Undertales represent notable members of the Habsburg Dynasty.
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Summer flowe
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>want to order undertale stuff from fangamer
>$115 shipping
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>>181015423
Do it for the Toriel plush that can be converted into an Asriel plush and which you can then put a powerful dildo on to simulate his domful shota cock (but you know it can never be the same)
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>>181016212
but what if I don't even like Asriel?
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>>181016604
>What if I don't even like Asriel
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>>181016826
it's perfectly fine to not like Asriel for basically getting himself killed like a chump and taking Chara with him
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>>181016604
Asriel will have his way whether you like it or not.
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>>181016604
then you have good taste
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>>181017618
hating Asriel is the only way anyone can really enjoy this game
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>>181018225
What about liking BTCYOADSG?
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>>181019331
worst character, worst fanbase, should be shot on sight
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Can someone explain to me why the fuck Fangamer didn't make an Asriel or Asgore figure?
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>>181019726
For the longest time it was Toby's policy to avoid spoilers, so there could be no merch of either Asgore, or Asriel. He loosened up on this with the Tarot card (except Gaster) and the stickers, but it's likely the sets were decided far earlier than him letting up. Maybe in Series 3 of the Little Buddies, if there's ever one.
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>>181020053
If Asriel is in series 3, do you want smol or edge
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>>181021258
One of each!
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>>181002220
Just like Sonic and Shadow in Sonic Adventure 2, Frisk and Chara have visual similarities that certain characters, especially Flowey, notice. They may have different colors, and certain details may be different (such as Frisk's messier hair and Chara's neater hair), but overall they are meant to look identical.
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>>181021454
>Just like Sonic and Shadow in Sonic Adventure 2
It was fucking retarded in that game as well, when people mistook the BLUE FUCKING HEDGEHOG for black, not to mention all the other minor differences that you'd be able to tell if you just put them next to each other. Flowey mistakes them because he's basically looking at Frisk through a cracked mirror, but if they were supposed to be the same, the differences would only be in the expression and wardrobe, at best.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13290088/
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>>181022132
At what point should you be admitted to laser eye correction, when you look at Sans in the game and honestly think he looks like this

Unless this is some kind of parody, about six layers deep in irony.
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>>181022623
the number of layers of irony in that picture is a hypercomplex number that, itself, can only be expressed in ironic memes
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Asriel obsessed over Chara, never in his life got a good look at other humans, probably spent subjective years, maybe even decades or centuries fucking around with resets without ever seeing a human, and then discovered Frisk in the exact same situation he discovered Chara, probably while thinking about Chara (because it happened right on top of Chara's grave). It's reasonable that he got confused.
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>>181024401
It's pretty telling though that he only does so if Frisk is being violent, outside of being drunk on massive amounts of soul power
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>>181021665
Shadow the Hedgehog was designed to look like Sonic. Looking like Sonic is a fact that is always mentioned in his character profiles and stuff. He's the "spitting image" of Sonic.
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>>181024758
And that is indeed very much the case, if you have never seen them before and have the intelligence/memory of a fucking peanut. You would never mistake the two for the other after the first time, their designs are markedly different enough for that. Maybe if the only change was black and blue, maybe it'd be more understandable, but you can't seriously say with a straight face that they look the same, not without needing some seriously heavy prescription glasses
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>>181024401
The Shopkeeper Rabbit stole mikewazowski's research and a flower and experimented on it to create Punk Hamster, just for fame and wealth.
Moldbygg is right to call her the true villain of the Underground.
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>>181025057
>Maybe if the only change was black and blue
Everyone already says that they can't be confused for each other because of color alone, so for some people the only way for Shadow to look like Sonic is if he was literally just Sonic with no discernible differences. But they can't do that. He has to be a different color, and he has to have other visual differences such as the shoes and gloves, altered spikes, and so on. He is supposed to look identical to Sonic, but there also HAS to be visual differences. The same amount of visual differences between Frisk and Chara.
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Are there any characters it's not okay to like?
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>>181025648
Vegetoid, who declared war in a fury and killed six Amalgamates to harvest their souls.
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>>181025370
Mencius Moldbygg?
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>>181025548
I've already said that in Undertale's case, it works because the mistake is only made by one character. In SA2, it was retarded, because everyone up to and including the military could not identify a creature that, after SA, should have been the most recognizable face on the fucking continent. I get the practice, I'm just saying the comparison doesn't work.

Unless you're suggesting that the visual differences are only there for the player's convenience.
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>>181026113
>In SA2, it was retarded, because everyone up to and including the military could not identify a creature that, after SA, should have been the most recognizable face on the fucking continent.
In SA2, they recognized Sonic's face when they saw Shadow. As soon as any of them saw Shadow, their first thought was "Sonic?! What is he doing here?!" If they were human and not cartoonishly stylized, it would be easier to see just how identical they are meant to be. Even Sonic and Shadow themselves saw their similarity to each other, to the point of offense.
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>>181026113
It could just be because there's been no other hedgehogs around before. People know Sonic as the big talking hedgehog, so clearly, every big talking hedgehog is Sonic and he's black with stylish spines because Sonic decided to go for a goth look, because a hedgehog that is not Sonic is an absurd thought to them.

Or something like that.
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Underline is getting really surreal. The last seven or so updates have all been 10+ panels of this.
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>>181026337
Oh my god, that actually is your argument. Okay buddy, hold up. In order this to be a thing, you either have to concede that a 'mirror image' plot doesn't really work without the whole cast (including characters who SHOULD KNOW BETTER) and the people around them acting like complete morons, or that every single player of the game is assumed to be a retard incapable of telling two characters.

So your choices are whether you, personally, want to be seen as an idiot, or if the characters are acting like idiots. Pick one and really think about this.
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>>181026557
Recreating the entire Sans fight in comic format, with virtually nothing to set it apart, is pretty fucking lazy desu

Then again, it's Underline, at least while this is happening, it's not fucking up its own plot.
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It's the end.
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>>181026872
Retelling something from the game is often done and almost always bad. I'm familiar with that. I'm annoyed when a fanfic copies banter from the game verbatim, but no longer surprised.
But this? This is something else. Someone is spending a week drawing one episode a day of nothing but Flowey dodging bone patterns. Most panels don't have any dialogue. They're just Flowey flying around with bones and a black background. He's trying to translate nearly-pure gameplay into a comic while expending as little effort as possible.
I can't even begin to comprehend this.
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>>181027375
Underline always had bad pacing, so initially I assumed this was just to buy time, so they could think of how to continue. But now, I think they're actually serious about this and assume this is engaging and exciting, which baffles me on several levels.
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>>181026723
In that guy's defense, at that time there were only 2 anthropomorphic hedgehogs (Sonic and Amy) and they both are built very different from each other.
Imagine if one day gote, a completely undocumented species, rose from the ground saved the world and a few days later a gote with slightly different clothes and different color hair that was slicked up but otherwise was completely the same showed up.
I'd think most would assume it's the same gote rather than two different gotes.
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>>181027719
Which I can very begrudingly accept maybe for people who have only ever seen him on newspapers, but from what I recall, even the main cast mistakes him to some extent, which is where my suspension of disbelief goes out the window.
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>>181027712
It's a team of three people pushing out one somewhat competently drawn update per day, so I suspect there's a disconnect somewhere down the line. The story planner stopped giving a fuck and outlined ten pages in ten minutes, and the artist doesn't give enough of a fuck to demand something interesting and doesn't see it as their responsibility, or something.
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>>181028053
I just wonder at what point will they realize that in their quest to dindu Chara of everything bad (Frisk is the asshole in their comics instead), they've unintentionally created one that is directly responsible for the death of the six souls, by depriving them of life-saving information.
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>>181028449
>Frisk is the asshole in their comics instead
I thought Frisk hasn't appeared at all yet?
It's entirely possible that Frisk appeared and played a central role for a while and it just wasn't memorable enough to stick, but I don't remember it at all.
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>>181026723
Shadow the Hedgehog is black and red, has his spikes spread out and flared upwards a little, has fur on his arms and chest, and wears different shoes and gloves, with a more feirce and serious facial expression, but otherwise, he looks completely identical to Sonic. Same face, same body, same height, same weight, same speed, same powers, etc.
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>>181028696
Not in the main story, just one-off comics.
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>>181028931
I just looked through the tag. It's clear that Underline follows the "it doesn't matter whether it's funny or works as long as it's a pun" school of humor.
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>Making all lines of Sans's dialogue be puns
Awful but okay I guess
>Making Sans a serious and dangerous individual who treats others poorly
Awful but okay I guess
>Making Sans a serious dangerous individual who treats others poorly and also all of his lines be puns
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What was your favorite episode?
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>>181032161
The flashback one where Undyne accidentally dropped a teacup and ran away because she thought she didn't deserve to live at Asgore's house anymore
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>>181027821
no, not in like a year
I only have pencils and paper anyway
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>>181027821
I've been meaning to practice art but getting started on something is always the hardest part
Feels like if I had already gotten some practice and to a half-decent level I'd be drawing more often, y'know what I mean
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>>181030440
>Liking Sans
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>>181033332
>Liking any of the non-human characters
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Don't tell anyone but I think sans is a pedophile.
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>>181033916
>Experiencing emotions
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>>181034159
>Being a sub
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>>181034680
>Having subjective experiences
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>>181034841
>Having experiences
-_-
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>>181035473
>Existing as a coherent concept
O
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You people are such faggots
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>>181036836
depends on what you mean by that
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Secret Friskriel post
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work was really slow the other day so I doodled some underfell stuff
I know underfell is edgy and dumb sometimes it's alright
starting with daddy
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>>181041145
nice daddy, kiddo
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>>181041145
kiddo and flowey
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>>181041306
nice kiddo, daddy
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>>181041223
thanks!

last one
daddy hunger for kiddo?
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>>181041145
>>181041457
>underfell
>just Underfell Sans crap at that
Go back to tumblr
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>>181041872
make me
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>>181022132
Every vote for asexual is a cumguzzler.
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>>181041457
sexy redfiredaddy for frisky babygirl..., so cuteand swuishy thhehe~ yummy ecto tonguey licky from daddy red! mmf so hot down there with bone pleasure
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>>180971336

I was tilling my garden this morning and found this object. Is it time to salt the earth?
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kiddo
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>>181043185
How do you not burst into flames writing this, even ironically?
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>>181043431
pray to it
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>>181040626
have a not so secret one
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When will we get Mario + Rabbids + Undertale Underground Battle
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>>181046193
>Rabbids
Don't remind me, I'm still mad they killed the Rayman series for years because of that shit
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What if the mages who cast the barrier decided the job was done, and then as they turned to leave they all slipped on a banana peel and fell through the barrier?
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>>181047086
That must have been one really fucking huge banana
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>>181047086
>>181047359
The humans actually went to war to steal the monster banana hoard.
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>>181047449
A monster that merged with a banana would be unstoppable.
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>>181048039
Where did this whole banana Asriel thing even come from?
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I just came back and you guys have barely posted.
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>>181049020
A reference to his power pole shota shaft no doubt
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>>181049020
A silly tumblr.
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>>181050685
I've been busy but here's a goatdad before I go back to reading shit
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>>181051496
A stylish if menacing goatdad
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Is there really a Chara Defense Force?
Or is it one of those fan things that people talk about existing but don't actually.

Also do you agree with this?
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>>181041306
>five petals
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I like it
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>>181052739
>those fan things that people talk about existing but don't actually
This.
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>>181052739
>Is there really a Chara Defense Force?
Yes. It started as a joke, until people forgot it was a joke and began to really descend into militant levels of fandom policing. If it didn't exist, neither would this,
http://tc-96.deviantart.com/art/Please-Read-One-more-rant-681679588
And people wouldn't have harassed other artists and content makers(WalkingMelons' video where Chara looked creepy for like 5 seconds also sparked ire) specifically because their Charas were even partially villainous.

As for the statement, sure, I agree with it. Roll with whatever interpretation you want, so long as you can respect others doing the same.
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>>181052739
Yes there is a chara defense force. Plenty of comics have made the rounds where Chara was a misunderstood dindu.
>>181053168
they walk among us
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>>181052739
There's a semi-quasi-pseudo-post-ironicaloid subreddit that's literally called the "Chara Defense Squad". I'm sure there are also people who unironically get angry when people attack Chara, but you can find those for just about any fan opinion.
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shop at the shop
you can get some delicious sweet buns
they'll heal you in battle, butyoubetternotgetinanyfightsori'llkilly-
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Cutes.
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>>181054841
This is a good use of this thread
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>>181054432
welcome to my pharmacy
drugs and pills as far as you can see
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Never played it but i'm a big fan of all the nonbinary/genderqueer characters in this game.
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Do you think this is true? Would Sans really say faggot or not? Which characters would use that word? Which characters would not?
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Any new undertale fangames out there?
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>>181055419
Alphys would find it offensive, but Undyne would love that kind of crass humor. I've known gay guys like that, who unironically use the word "faggot," both to deride other homosexuals or as an alternative to "idiot" or "asshole."
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>>181055419
Sans seems pretty adamant about making sure everyone has a good time and not putting anyone down so he wouldn't
However Undyne and Alphys both have f-word privileges so you know they're calling each other fags 24/7 while shoving their faces in each others' privates
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>>181055801
>Sans seems pretty adamant about making sure everyone has a good time and not putting anyone down so he wouldn't
But its canon that he bad times Asgore everyday and reminds him that hes worthless and should kill himself?
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>>181055419
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>>181055453
Have you played the TF2 one, Overtime?
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>>181055910
That's only in the routes where plotting that fucking kiddo's demise doesn't take up all his time
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>>181055910
It's canon that Sans has never talked to Asgore at all. He just leaves forged paperwork on his desk and managed to get forty-five separate jobs in the Royal Guard that way without anyone noticing.
The jig would be up if Asgore broke the barrier and gathered his fighting force, which is the real reason Sans made his promise to Toriel.
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>>181056304
>implying Asgore would manage to do anything against the combined might of Sans and Toriel, but mostly Sas
>implying people wouldn't rather see a laid-back cool king on the throne, instead of a whimpering buffoon

The one thing Storyshift did right was appoint the right man to the right job.
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>>181055419
I could only see flowey saying it
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>>181054841
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>>181057859
Remember when Undertale was a fun game with little fun things like this and not a source of horrible porn and insane fan fiction and memes based around horrible porn and insane fan fiction
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>>181027821
Yes. Well depends on how lately is lately? But like I've drawn within the week.
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>>181057228
I can't even tell if this post is legit anymore
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>>181058032
did you expect any different?
porn gets made of everything, especially things that are good
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>>181058032
>not a source of horrible porn
no
>and insane fan fiction
yes
>and memes based around horrible porn
no
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>>181058032
Remember when Sonic was like that? Me neither.

Undertale was a clusterfuck of fan stuff from the very early demo days. Toriel porn was already getting out of hand before the release of the game. The only difference is how you yourself viewed the game at a certain point in time. Only that has changed.
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>>181058032
What, you mean like immediately after the demo came out?
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Anyone mind posting that daddy sans doujin where him and Frisk have soulsex?

Some dudes on /v/ just heard the term soulplay and they're losing their minds wrapping their heads around it.
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>>181058032
I would barely see any portion of the bad side of the fandom if you people didn't constantly bring it up.
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>>181058582
nobody ever scanned the whole thing, but you can use the previews from here
http://alice-books.com/item/show/3904-3
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AU where clowns are real
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>>181058582
this one?
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>>181058627
sorry anon, but there's always more bad material, than good
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>>181059025
Nah, it;s already been posted ( >>181058946 ), but thanks
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>>181055037
The best use of this thread.
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>>181058946
are there any full frans doujin out there?
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>>181058163
Just ignore anything about Sans or anything that his fans say. They're honestly not worth caring about because they're just that shit.
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>>181059245
And yet the same handful of cringe material gets posted here on a near daily basis. If you're going to shit the thread up with it, the least you could do is add some variety.
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>>181059379
scanned? not that I know of.
available? oh yes, many-many.
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>>181059602
I don't personally mind it, since stuff like Glitchtale, Underline, even that Flowey comic aren't really cringe material, or at least they didn't start off like that. Some posters are just complaining that stuff they liked or at least tolerated in the past went downhill in spectacular ways, the fact that this mixes in with genuine cringe is just a happy accident.
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All Sansfags do anymore is shit on people and post cringe.
Prove me wrong
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>>181059941
And they've been voicing the same complaints for, what, six months? A year? How about instead of obsessing over shit they hate, they move the fuck on like a normal person?
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>>181060484
>they move the fuck on like a normal person
Anon, we're on a general for a near 2 year old, barely 10 hour indie game. 'Moving on' is something nobody here practices.
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>>181060206
all I've seen is people shitting on sansfags, I haven't seen any sansfags shitting on others
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>>181060893
Look like 20 posts up
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>>181060893
Ignore anyone trying to incite "characterfag" drama. it's utterly useless and irrelevant.
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>>181061000
You mean the joke reply to the joke reply to the joke reply?
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>>181061000
What, you mean the shitposting that is done for every character, making fun of every character, in roughly 30 minute intervals?

Waste of trips.
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/ourgoat/
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>>181060765
Personally, I believe there's a huge difference between fixating on something you like versus something you dislike, but whatever, anon.
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>>181059379
There's many, depending on what flavor you like. I can't speak for lewd, but there's plenty. Funny enough, most of them (the ones I have at least) don't really have that exaggerated daddy dom bullshit that's on tumblr, it's more about fun and being somewhat awkward. There's a lot more pining, than anything actually happening.
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>>181061050
you're right, sorry
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>>181061136
>>181061137
>it doesn't count because jokes!
t.Sansfags
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>>181061295
I think both have validity, but only if even the dislike spurs something creative, like someone getting Flowey so badly wrong that you try to rectify it with something engaging.

>>181061440
Taking jokes seriously is a retarded hill to die on, anon.
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>>181061591
At what point do jokes become not jokes? Sansfags shit all over other characters. Is it suddenly okay because its just a joke? The joke is the annoying part because its all they ever do and its clearly just them trying to piss people off
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>>181061440
>I literally don't understand what a joke is
I'm not a Sansfag. In fact, I'm one of the people you claim are shat on by Sansfags.
How often do you see someone other than yourself complain about being shat on by Sansfags?
People don't need you to defend them. If they wanted that they could do it themselves. Please stop doing this - you're doing a lot of damage, unlike the people you say are shitting on me.
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>>181061752
whatever you say, anon
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>>181060484
I participate in a year-old general (on a slower imageboard) that's dedicated entirely to discussing how bad a single webcomic is.
The reason it continues for so long is that it's fun. You don't need a better reason than that - as long as people continue doing it it's probably because they like it, and that's justification enough. You can have fun hating something.
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>>181062160
Assigned Male?
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>>181062468
Questionable Content.
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>>181061201
Truth.
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>>181061201
I like this goat
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>>181063406
>>181062871
>>181061201
>liking a serial killer
>>181061968
He's trying to paint a target on your back while pissing off the Sansfags. Ignore him
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>>181063592
>not having BEEN a serial killer and then fixing everything
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>>181063771
>he dindu nuffin!
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does asriel eat tin cans
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>>181063976
Only on special occasions.
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I want to work at grillby's
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>>181063976
No, they remind him of home
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>>181064331
w-wha...
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>>181064331
I'd buy it.
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>>181063927
He's a flamboyant shapeshifting mass-murderin probably sex fiend time-resettin demon and I love him
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I'm gonna show Shyren pictures like this and make her feel really bad about her body and about being a fat fish with ugly teeth and eyes instead of a cute girl!
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>>181064260
I'd prefer to eat there. Working at a diner was anything but fun.
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>>181057859

loss
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>>181066446
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>>181066423
I've never worked at a diner before, but it does seem stressful
but it doesn't look like grillby's is super busy and the clientele seems nice
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>>181066446
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Even if you ignore all the shitting on people Sansfags do and write them off as 'jokes' they still just spam cringy shit all the time
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>>181064260
Cutie small Frisk.
>>181066280
I'm gonna tell Shyren that she is lovely and pretty the way she is already and shouldn't be listening to people who think otherwise.
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this is probably a question that has been asked before but how can it rain and snow underground?
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>>181067959
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>>181067959
This explains all the flirting
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>>181066903
Most eateries follow a cycle of stressful mealtime rushes and slow periods in between. I much preferred the rushes, I can handle stress but not boredom. Grillby's is too chill for me.
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what if gordon ramsay was the fallen child
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>>181067959
Snow is created by monster magic and the monsters who make it are payed via the snowball tax. The rain is just because they're in a cave above maybe a river or something and it leaks down 24/7
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>>181067959
Maybe there's a couple giant waterfalls near that area in Waterfall and the "rain" is just the result of the constant splash at the bottom.
Speculation.
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>>181068459
I'm lazy so I prefer it when work is slow
besides a couple of my coworkers are morons so it's really stressful when it gets busy because they don't know what the fuck they're doing
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>>181068471
He would be the most horrible human, he would kill everyone and then make a dish out of monster ashes.
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>>181068741
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>>181068741
My favorite co-workers are the ones that mess everything up, demand you to clean up after them, then blame you for any lingering consequences that remain from their mistakes. I definitely don't want to set them on fire, not one bit.
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>>181069290
but why?
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>>181069772
For more Mettaton of course.
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>>181068435
Holy shit.
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>>181069348
yeah?
I live for that one woman I work with who has shouted at me on more than one occasion, fucks up so often that all our coworkers make fun of her behind her back, is mean-spirited and lazy, somehow fucks up the simplest tasks, and will one day accidentally set the place on fire
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>>181070889
oh yeah, and she's a pathological liar
I apologize for venting
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Would you smooch this thing?
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>>181073224
no kisses for starkillers
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How would you compliment your favorite?
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>>181066446
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>>181069772
There, now it's art
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I missed you guys. I probably won't stay for long, but it's nice to see you all hanging out here.
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>>181075798
Probably, yeah.
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>>181075798
He tried and I understand
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>>181075798
you have the best sense of humor and you're a great brother
also I hope you achieve all your dreams
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Anyone have that image of Papyrus with a shotgun surrounded by the Persona 5 GUI?
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>>181078505
This one?
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I honestly don't understand poplewho actually think San is funny
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>>181068471
Oh, I imagine he would have a couple of things to say about Toriel's pie. Not necessary bad, but critical anyway.
>this slice of pie... Just put on top of a plate without any real care, no crust decorations either
>but it's actually delicious. She really nailed the crispy crust and this butterscotch-cinnamon filling, it's beautiful!
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>>181078656
he loves snails so I think he'd prefer the snail pie
but yeah, he wouldn't be afraid to be critical of course
but I think frisk would bang her hands on the table and insist it's perfect
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>the entire fanbase unironically thinks "Chara" is meant to be the canon name of the fallen child
Jesus FUCKING Christ, this always makes me so fucking mad.
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>>181079120
It's short for Character and it being called "the true name" was meant to be a joke, yes, thank you, but there's nothing wrong with using it as the "canon" name
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What characters do you honestly not like?
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>>181079120
simmer down
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>>181079120
Chara: The True Name
Toriel: The Tutorial character
Flowey: He's a Flower
Asriel Dreemurr: Anagram of Serial Murderer
Asgore Dreemurr: ...I forgot, something like "relunctant murderer" or something?
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>>181079458
Asgore was Sage or Murderer which I guess reflects how there are two ways to view his character
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>>181079120
>name your character Chara
>caption says "The true name."
>not understanding the confusion when it's meant to be ambiguous and has a given name at the same time
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>>181079348
It's not a joke. It's just not the canon name for the kid. The wrong part is it sounds fucking stupid when people use it as a name. "Chara" being short for character makes it the true name for the kind of person who would PLAY genocide mode.
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What did you name your character the first time you played the game? Your real name?
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>>181079764
By "joke" I meant it's a play off the fact that Toby used it as a placeholder during development.
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>>181080029
Yeah, my real name.
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>>181078882
Speaking of banging on tables, I'd forgotten about the dates with Papy and Undyne. I kinda want this crossover now.
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>>181079120
for the first few months the fanbase mostly called them the Fallen Child or the First Child, then the fan content began to supercede the actual game and everyone suddenly needed an agreed-upon identity for the little shit

and that's how a programming joke became canon for the secondaries
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Man, did I write myself into a corner.

I see a way out, and its a good way out, but I'll have to re-write the whole thing, dammit. It's gonna be worth it, but man, it's killing me how long this is taking.
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Screenshots of how much of the new part of the comic has been done so far:
http://imgur.com/a/T5Hzy

I finished 5 panels today. I looked over it, and the perspectives are easy to figure out, so even though there's 17 more panels to do, it shouldn't take more than a few days.
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>>181080981
What happened? Is it something you can say without spoiling the story?
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>>181081093
Keep up the good work!
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>>181080749
speaking of which i followed up on the conversation here from a few days ago and finally read Truant

it's definitely the weakest of CourierNew's trilogy but i liked the portrayal of Chara as someone who really badly wants to be this cynical master manipulator but is really just a lonely neurotic mess of a kid who's barely holding on to his dignity

his reunion with toriel and asgore hurt just a lil bit
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>>181081156
Well basically....

I'm setting up for Doomguy to have to make a very, very hard decision. One that will test everything he stands for and everything he's fought for. Problem is, I accidentally provided a way for him to weasel out: a third route I had been paving almost without noticing i had paved it. Finding a way to write it away was kind of hard, but I think I've got a solution. A lot of it will have to do with Gaster's research and how much he knows about the situation with Toriel, Asgore, and Asriel. Him and Doomguy are gonna need to have a little one-on-one, and it won't be easy for Doomguy to hear. Now, as vague as I've been making it, I hope by the time their powwow has ended, most people, when seeing what decision Doomguy will have to make, won't be totally in the dark or wondering where it came from. At the same time, I do want to be able to set it up in a way that completely shocks the reader in a sixth sense "I should have seen that coming!" sort of way. If I pull it off just right, it's gonna hurt. Bad.
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>>181081351
but that was the best part!

>his parents blame themselves for not realizing his suffering
>Chara shits on them for treating him like a dindu
>Chara goes upstairs and apologizes to Asriel for ruining his life
>Asriel shits on Chara for treating him like a dindu

It was refreshing outlook on the Dreemurrs.
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>>181081947
Hmm...
Actually, I always liked the 'Take a Third Option' route where rather than choose between saving 1000 people or 1 person, the heroes find a way, through hard work and determination, to save all 1001.
But I'm not so sure about what you're planning with your story. If the third option is anticlimactic or thematically unsatisfying, I guess rewriting it is the better option.
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>>181080029
aphid
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>>181078634
Thanks!
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Hey all, fandev here. It's always nice to see you guys still kicking around when I haven't checked up in a while.

I know a handful of folks were excited about stuff I was showing off last time, so I just wanted to pop in and let people know I'm not dead (death being about the only thing that can stop me from working on this junk). Progress is great, though not the kind of stuff that makes for cool screenshots or doesn't spoil major plot.
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>>181082465
Anytime!
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>>181082409
across all three of his stories CN seems to treat the Dreemurrs as an incredibly fucked-up family who keep themselves in check because they're all too busy trying to look after each other's damage to sink too deep into self-loathing, it's an interesting take
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>>181081294
Thanks anon! I'll try to!
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>>181082574
That looks interesting! What's your game about?
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>>181082779
Monster detectives in the city of New Home.
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>>181082441
>If the third option is anticlimactic or thematically unsatisfying,

That's exactly what it would be. It would be a major asspull and kind of a cop out that leads to an ending that does not befit Doomguy. The whole story, as I see it, is centered around him, and its climax will highlight exactly how it will develop him. I plan on making him suffer. I don't mean Jerry levels of suffering. I'm talking about Isaac Clarke/Guts/Samurai-Jack-during-the-early-episodes-of-season-5 and beyond levels of suffering. This choice will be the grand consequence of everything he's done from his betrayal of Argent to the present, and everything he's learned since then, everything he's been put through, all his values, all he's ever fought for since the Hell Priests wronged him, will be laid out in front of him, and he's gonna have to choose what he's going to do with it soon enough. There is no easy way out. He will either have the moral courage and integrity to do what is right, or not.
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>>181083207
This has been the best couple seconds of my week, I'm serious.
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>>181083207
ok, I laughed pretty hard at that. Keep doing God's work, anon
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>>181083529
>>181083612
Thank you both.
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>>181008553
that skeleton is about to commit a crime.
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so if the asriel threads keep dying does that mean they are coming back here?
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>>181084293
i never left
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>>181084293
I thought /trash/ was a slow board, how are the fish threads faring?
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>>181084293
Hopefully it just means the pedophiles have found a new fictional child to fantasize about molesting and haven't gotten arrested doing it to a real child.
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>>181084293
I'm counting character posts again.
They are already here.
Asriel has been mercilessly beating everyone with a stick (105), Frisk is the only one remotely close (92), Sans slinking into third (51).
That's the same top 3 from a year ago.
The more things change the more they stay the same I suppose.
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Post goats
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>>181085156
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>>181085156
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>>181085128
god

Damn
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>>181085128
Asgore dead last? I haven't been posting as much lately.
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>>181085678
We're still in early game, 8 more threads till I post full results.
>>181085998
4th actually (44)
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>>181085998
Papyrus probably.
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>>181086481
huh
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>>181085998
Why would any of the goats be near last?
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>>181086481
i just never expected asriel to be more popular than sans, even here
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>>181086703
I just meant among the main guys. Fish and lizard get posted a lot, skeletons are no brainers and I mean Sans is 3rd most so I assumed Papyrus wouldn't be far behind just on account of how often hes with Sans. Mettaton is iffy but gets a lot of solo love and of course Frisk and Asriel are posted non-stop. That leaves either Toriel or Asgore and I assumed Toriel would be posted more

guess I was wrong about all that though
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>>181086879
The Sans number is inflated by DADDY KIDDO HURR shitposts, it shouldn't be taken seriously.
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>>181087065
This is true. The number of actual sans/pap art being posted is very low, probably 10 or less images a thread. The rest is shitposting about "DADDY SANS FUCKIN KIDDO"
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Post something cute.
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>>181087725
Doggo a cute!
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>>181087725
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>>181087725
k
>>181087065
I guess
>>181086823
/utg/ has always held the goats in higher regard than the rest of the fandom. Last time someone did this and posted the results on 4chan they couldn't understand why Asgore was so high for example
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This is Asriel! Asriel Dreemurr!

Say something nice about him!
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>>181087725
Very cute

>>181088005
Really freakin cute
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>>181088109
He's really cute.
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>>181088097
oh yea right because we have less shit taste, sometimes i forget because of all the shit taste
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>>181088109
I like him and his dad more than 2/3rds of the other characters
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>>181088109
I bet he has a tight asshole
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>>181088109
He's dead.
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>>181087065
I don't know.
He gets that, actual art, as well as the same "just happens to be in so many images" benefit the Frisk has.
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>>181088546
If you paid attention to the threads you'd notice there's maybe one actual skeletonfag that posts Sans once or twice per thread, if that, and the rest is the resident dipshit posting the same cringe images over and over.
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>>181088109
ナイスボッディーだな~~
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Sans was posted by himself 3 times, he was in 9 group pics ranging from him with Papyrus and Frisk to Asgore and Toriel, 3 AU pics and 7 meme / shit post pics
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>>181088109
He's handsome.
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>>181089191
I can't do math. What does that mean, exactly?
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It's more even than you think.
Still an abnormal amount of shitposts but it's not like every Sans post is a daddy post.

>Not shitpost
>>180971159
>>181004948
>>181021348
>>181026485
>>181057859
>>181061420
>>181068287
>>181075961
>>181078273

>Shitpost
>>181008553
>>181022132
>>181026557
>>181032161
>>181041145
>>181041457
>>181045450
>>181059025
>>181059245
>>181059926
>>181069772

>Maybe Shitpost
>>181026557
>>181058360
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>>181087725
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>>181089496
31% of all posts with Sans in it are shit posts
>>181089552
I didn't count these
>>181026557
>>181041145
>>181041457
>>181059926
>>181069772

As shit posts
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>>181089674
I didn't think posting OC would be considered shitposting but ok
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>>181089832
Im agreeing.
The ones I linked there are ones that I didn't think were shit posts
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>>181089674
Well at least it's not a coin toss
Thank you for spelling it out, Anon
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>>181090030
Well that was just for this thread. If I really wanted good numbers I would look at the last 5 or so but honestly? I don't give enough of a shit.
I mostly just ignore posts based around him anyways because I honestly just don't find him interesting at all
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>>181090475
Its canon that Monster Kids species was bred by past royal scientists to be food for the royal family but Asgore's been too depressed and keeps skipping lunch
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Frick
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>>181089021
hot
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>>181090475
Frisk deserves to be gently swallowed up, gulped down and comfily digested by Asriel becoming an soft part of his body and absorbed forever into his soul and conciousness.
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* You hear happy bleating.
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>>181090225
I don't expect you to go THAT far. Still informative nonetheless
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>>181091085
better
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>>181092012
http://d.facdn.net/art/bersickr/1498699918/1498699918.bersickr_sona_sequence_for_frickanon.png
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>>181092261
How horrible
TFing into a niggoat
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>>181091851
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>>181092261
Did Frick pay for this? Jesus
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>>181092261
wew
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>>181092261
hot
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Mettaton thought he was the master of seduction.

Then Frisk fell into the Underground.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAOZ6FqUy3o
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>>180987361
Continuing requests from last night
I think I'm gonna skip the cookie one. Sorry!
Hope you like
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>>181096125
Nice.
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>>181080029
Trajan
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>>181099494
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What if Undyne ended up liking soda?
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>>181100896
A sign of the end times
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>>181100896
The world would implode
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what was your greatest contribution of content (art, fics, etc) to this general?

mine were the chara abuse greentexts in january of 2016. they were supposed to be nothing but dumb shitposts for shock value but i kept running with them. for all of the disgust they elicited, they were genuinely fun to write and i actually began to write some actual stories and did some worldbuilding after i ran out of ideas for them. i still have a couple of ideas and abuse concepts i'd like to post just for old times' sake, but the community here's different then it was back then and i don't know if people would "appreciate" or even recognize me any more. shit sorry i got nostalgic for a sec you guys are really cool for real though
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>>181103898
posted art dumps every thread
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>>181103898
I wrote some stories that some people liked.
I kept the sans lair meme alive after the other guy stopped doing it.
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>>181103898
I'm working on Breaking Through Fate right now.
I'm nearly up to writing the scene where the mastermind finally appears before the heroes.
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>>181103898
Wrote a bunch of stories.
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>>181103898
Drawings.
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>>181103898
im fairly sure i started the vore with realistic digestion and scat meme
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>>181103898
Sometimes people would post pictures in korean wondering what they said, and I'd spend a few hours browsing the internet to translate them.

That, and probably this image.
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>>181103898
Doodles here and there. Posting cute pictures. No the greatest poster but oh well
I really love writing and the English language but I haven't written creatively since I was in school. How do you motivate yourselves creatively, writing or otherwise? I find it tough sometimes when my only drive to post art is for practice and a handful of (you)s
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>>181104858
RIP art dumps

What do all those twitter guys you followed make art of now?
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>>181106674
for me it was the enticement of (you)s alone that kept me going. i feel like a manchild saying this, but seeing people talk about my stories in awe, shock or disgust gave me a sense that my stories were really having an effect on other people and that my writing was able to touch others on some level. that, and the constant attention from a few charaposters who were begging for more stories kept me on a loose obligation to keep writing

that motivation is probably only good for short-term sprints of creativity though. if you want to produce stories on a semi-regular basis i think you'd have to find some kind of discipline and inspiration within yourself, which i haven't been able to tap into yet. you're better off just writing stuff that you like or feel good about
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>>181103898
Drawings for collages, creation of several edits.
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>>181103898
i wrote a lot of porn and drew badly
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>>181107543
go home frick
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>>181107623
ok bye
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>>181107704
This is your home you goof.
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ash nazg tirbatalook
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>>181107905
okaerinasai
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I like this goat.
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>>181108041
I like this skeleton
sans x nice cream guy NEVER EVER
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>>181108041
>>181108530
I love this cool skeleton!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nucSbuHbPRo
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>>181108041
I also like this goat. Mαα
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>>181103898
I drafted a synopsis of a fic I wanted to write about a soldier whose seen some shit and falls down into the Underground either with Frisk or taking the place of Frisk. It was gonna have NarraChara inside Frisk if he was included or having the soldier host NarraChara if Frisk wasn't included.

I thought it was stereotypical and clingy after I read the synopsis so I never went anywhere with it.

What do you guys think? Stupid idea?
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>>181108934
Cringy* not clingy, damn you alcohol
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>>181108934
>>181109041
Also this wasn't posted here, I did it on notepad so I guess that means I contributed nothing of value lel
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>>181108875
How does anyone even enjoy Doug Walker? Every time I hear him speak about anything he sounds like he's phoning it in
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>>181075798
In my headcanon, Alphys blackmailed Mettaton for sex
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>>181109557
it's canon that she tricked him into becoming her robotic sex slave
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>>181103898
I made stupid doodles and occasionally did requests
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>>181110083
>tfw no femdom Mettalphys art
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>>181106767
some still do Undertale but a lot of it is weird flavor of a month stuff that I don't know what it is
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kissu
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>>181107905
no he needs togo and stay go
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>>181103898
A post that said "AU where Sans is dead".
I also wrote a bunch of fics but that one got the most replies
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>>181110083
She built him with a transboy slit so she could molest her (who wanted to be him but is a her very dramatic and inclusive)
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>>181106767
Various characters with a focus on Flowey and most of the have just collaborated on a Flowey-centric fan artbook and remix CD
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OH NO! Through some interdimensional fuckery, you and your favorite are now fighting against the big bad of the last video game you played while using objects from the last story/comic/manga you read! What happens?
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>>181113821
Who's the end boss of Overwatch
I mean I guess Reaper's like the bad guy rival but you know it's just a setup for the everyone teams up to fight the true evil behind it all situation
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>>181106767
>dumps
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>>181113821
>Alphys fights Atlas using captain Muricah's shield
She dies. A lot.
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>>181113821
>Flowey and I against Hans Volter, using gadgets from Hero Academia.

Would make for an interesting fight, that's for sure.
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How does Mettaton react when people tell him to man up?
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>>181113821
i die because reading is for nerds
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>>181103898
Probably the Harry Potter story above all my others, but yeah it has just been writing.

>>181106674
I too hadn't written creatively since school. Then I fell down the goat hole and my first story was just dealing with the emotions of that. Sometimes I get inspiration by what's talked about in the thread, sometimes it's something I come up with myself. I don't try and force regular content though. If I like an idea I'll jot down an outline and see if I can expand it. I have three or four such outlines that haven't born fruit. I enjoy when I figure out how to get a story to a specific moment. If I don't have at least one moment fully fleshed out in my head, writing's a lot harder.
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>>181113821
So it's me and Undyne up against Gael while adorned in iron man's Armors.

This could get interesting
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>>181113821
>Flowey
>GNUjump
>At the mountains of madness
Flowey and I using airplanes to fight gravity? I guess it works, but it's a bit mundane.
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>>181085128
It's a shame you weren't counting when the general had a few Mettatonfags. I'm sure he would've been bumped up a few places.
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>>181084803
They're trucking along the same as ever pretty much. Jingo is working on a new Undyne comic and while the writefag is taking a break they're still there. Sometimes there's a slump in activity (mostly because almost everyone else is American) but it's only died a couple times over the last few months.
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>>181115197
cutes
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>>181100727
Nice.
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>>181115197
>>181115546
yuri is puri
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>>181115546
>>181115754
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>>181115546
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>>181103898
Drawing requests and porn later. Lots and lots of porn of Undyne.

Like damn. If Jingo and a couple others didn't make porn comics and doujinshi, I'd probably be the one who's drawn the most straight up porn of Undyne in the world (that I know of)
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>>181116280
it's 4 am and this is upsetting me
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>>181103898
I'm in the middle of creating it. Should be done with the whole thing by winter semester. Its' not the only story I plan on writing either.

I've done some drawfagging on the side, but I need to improve badly
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>>181116369
What's there to get upset about over cute grandmas
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>>181116418
aging is a terrifying process
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>>181115431
He isn't doing too bad (6th 38), and he's pretty close to 5th (41).
Botfags are among the few I miss the most.
We still have one or two very dedicated ones at least.
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I really like you guys
I hope you all find happiness in your lives
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>>181103898
Made the collages themselves.
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What if the Angry Video Game Nerd fell into the Underground?
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>>181117193
If this artist is who I think it is, they draw a lot of fucked up things
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>>181116673
I'm still here whenever I can every day but I'm pretty sure all the rest are dead. Someone might occasionally post Mettaton but true botfags are gone.
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>>181118669
Not gone, just deactivated, waiting for a better day
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>>181117964
it was an uncredited repost where I found it, sorry
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>>181118753
don't be, good artist, I just don't see them posted very often
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>>181118902
their da gallery wasn't that bad, do you know if they have a twitter handle?
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>>181119059
>undyne finding alphys physically attractive
not canon desu
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>>181119475
Took a couple tries, but found it,
https://twitter.com/sosesoseji
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>>181120250
thank you, I appreciate it
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Nap time?
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>>181121343
Snooze cruise?
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sans
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>>181122068
PAPYRUS!
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>can't post for 3 days
>alphys thread dies
Oh well. At least the Undyne threads are still alive, somehow.
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>>181123047
If Alphys dies in the game she dies in real life
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>>181122068
>>181122472
hope you don't mind if I post both
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Determination.
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>>181125705
Why sad lizard?
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>>181126772
I think that's supposed to be the scene where she's just laid her heart bare to Undyne who then gets so pissed off about her being so down on herself and/or horny that she can't help but toss her into the garbage
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>>181127605
Wouldn't Asriel as an average 10 year old get really annoyed if you tried to pat his head
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>>181127743
Asriel is several subjective centuries old
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>>181127878
And he hasn't been petted in all that time. He probably misses it.
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>>181127743
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>>181126772
She read Ask Frisk and Company and felt sad for the goat
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>>181128762
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>>181128762
>>181128889
Does this mean Asriel has a smol/edge switch in his chin?
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>>181128968
No but it's a universal weakness
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>>181128968
>"Howdy Anon!"
>"Oh hey. Going to school?"
>"Yep! It's picture day, I put on my favourite t-shirt!"
>"Cool. Hey, what's that on the ceiling?"
>"Huh?" *Looks up*
>*Flick*
>*RIIIIP*
>"Anon! Now I have to find something else to wear!"
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Asriel is equipped with a universal backdoor that enables the manufacturer to push arbitrary updates without your consent. Liberate yourself and switch to a non-proprietary gote.
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>>181129392
Can GnuGote play nice with PapSkel v1.001?
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>>181129529
They've implemented nearly all of the protocol. It works quite well. Check out the flowe.py project.
There are still a few unresolved bugs in the compassion kernel, but after they get more manpower those should get fixed.
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>>181129810
*Installs Chara_DN_DU*
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>>181129967
Watch out with that one. It crashes a lot if you use it with libuttercup.
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Dorky flower
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>>181131703
Gonna atomic wedgie this nerdlinger
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Hi guys
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>>181132130
Well he's gonna do nothing and cry
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>>181103898
I put actual effort into writing a fetish fic with one of the less popular characters.
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Asriel's middle name?

Edgar
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>>181132780
Boldened by his relatively high-quality decision to give his son the first name "Asriel", he went on to give him the middle name "Middle Name".
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>>181132897
"Middy" for short
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>>181132548
Could I make him stop crying by kissing him and calling him cute?
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>>181133415
If you have a soul he can borrow so he can appreciate it, sure.
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Any hopes or dreams ya got anon?
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>>181134362
I wish to live a peaceful, vegetative life that allows me to afford my hobbies and not worry about money
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>>181134362
I want to be good at something I enjoy and can make a living off of.
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>>181134362
That quitting this job in a few months will eventually pull me out of this daily empty feeling, and will restore my creativity.
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>>181134854
Doctor Asgore invents the Ghost housing mechanical suit, or Ghostsuit for short

Ghostsuit becomes a great entertainer
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>>181135286
Thanks Doctor Asgore
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Asriel will bring glory to the motherland
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>>181136959
The what?
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>>181137091
He means the Ruins, where Toriel is
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>>181137091
The motherland, you capitalist cвинья
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>>181137269
Is in Asia?
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>>181137305
>cyrillic letters
>Asian
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>>181137580
In Cyrillia?
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>>181137838
There's not enough content like this
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>>181137906
Asgore and Flowey? There's some good stuff out there
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Does Mettaton enjoy those times when Alphys is in the shower and he desperately needs to pee & he is able to just run outside and pee behind a tree? Ahhhh... Being a guy...
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>>181137838
Dedicated dad!
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>>181137580
slavs are just asians who convinced themselves that they are white
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What if Temmie, Temmie and Bob each swapped places?
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Ladies and gentlemen the greatest work of literature this fandom has ever produced has updated http://archiveofourown.org/works/10986966/chapters/25298460
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>>181141326
Eh. It's bad and dumb, but it's no Creep.
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>>181138574
Not having a separate restroom is barbarism
>>
AUs where Toriel comes out of the Ruins just in time for the boss fights against Papyrus, Undyne, or Mettaton.
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>>181116292
gallery
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>>181142820
AU where Toriel caught Chara crossdressing and began a long process of feminizing them with a daily practice of intimate anal play and chastity in order to give her son Asriel the "woman he deserves"
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AU where SRITR is really into waterpolo
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>>181136959
would fight along with to the death
>>
Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and they didn't do their homework even after you told them a million times and it started to look like they had to repeat the second grade
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>>181145646
I'd find whatever activity they were doing instead of their homework and remove it until they got their grades back up, then slowly introduce it back into their life.
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>>181144034
With her giant futa cock
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>>181146593
Futa's fucking gross anon
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>>181147379
All the girl monsters are canonically futas
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>>181147678
Does that mean that all male monsters have vaginas
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>>181147781
Yes
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>>181147379
Not if they actually put in effort and aren't just a man in a wig.
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>>181147927
it's decided
i'm gonna make little asriel pregnant
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>>181148158
I'm going to save all of little Asriel
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>>181147678
>>181147781
Wrong. Male monsters have penises, female monsters have vaginas. Only Aaron is a futa.
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>>181148910
Welp, I guess that ends that.
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>>181148158
Female monsters are still the ones that get pregnant
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>>181149384
Through their thick futa cock?
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>>181149743
Post Poketale?
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>>181149701
>>181149384
Toby just said there are no futa's except aaron, dummies. >>181148910
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>>181149743
Burgerpants would main Psyduck
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>>181149701
Yes
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Reminder that apart from the butchering of Tutorial Frog there will be no new content on the PS4 and you still can't save him.
>>
Can asriel take doggos 10 inch dick and baseball sized knot?
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>>181150534
Well its canon that Asgore has done that so I don't see why his son wouldn't be able to as well!
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>>181150534
Only orally.
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>>181150195
Reminder that saving Asriel should always be secondary to saving Chara, as they've done far less wrong and should come first.
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>>181147978
That's not what a futa is anon
A futa is a woman with a penis and a vagoo
A dickgirl is a woman with a cock but no vaginzo
A trap is an effeminate man/boy who crossdresses and could pass as a female
A tranny is a manly man wearing women's clothes
A faggot is OP
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>>181150897
So undyne and toriel are dickgirls right?
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>>181149969
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>>181151025
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>>181150972
NO!!!!
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>>181151062
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>>181150972
>>181150897

>>181150017
>>181148910
No. Only Aaron is a futa.
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>>181150634
Because he is twelve?
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>>181151348
Asriel is probably at least like 13 plus I assumed that we were talking about Edge Asriel and that he would be around 20ish. Knots are for grown adults not shotas
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>>181150790
How do you know I wasn't talking about Chara?
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>>181151348
Wrong, post-TP he is hundreds of years old, has already fucked and been fucked by everyone in every possible ways, so he is perfectly mature and capable to consent to anything
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>>181150897
Keep telling yourself the trap porn you jerk off to isn't less extreme tranny stuff.
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>>181150972
Only Undyne always pumping out tons of fish girl cum out of her huge dong with no place to dump it except child she's trying to capture or kill.
Or it was before she conveniently seduced Alphys.
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>>181151348
Age is just a number. Anal circumference is the real metric at play
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>>181151529
why would anyone give a shit about Asriel's life, next to Chara's?
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>>181151629
Did I say anything to that effect?
It's all fucking gay anon.
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>>181150534
Can Doggo take Asriel's 32-inch and log-thick domcock?
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>>181150790
Reminder that unlike Asriel who is a fluffy white goat, Chara is a fucking 100% dark as the night hood rat coon porch monkey tar baby negroid dindu moolie jiggaboo bix nood NIGGER and deserved to die for destabilizing the kingdom in the first place with her coon rage and being a bad influence on the prince.
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>>181151873
He takes Ice Wolf daily so it would seem likely
>>
Actual question, I know general consensus is Flowey spent "centuries" resetting, but is there anything that could actually give us a ballpark figure? Like how many times or how long from his birth to Frisk's arrival?

In b4 593 sextillion
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>>181151469
>>181151558
>>181151657
He is still a child, you utter autists.
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>>181150534
Can Undyne take Shyren's 10 inch dick?
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>>181151629
>repeatedly telling this in a general with one third max identifying as heterosexuals
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>>181152348
No.
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>>181152374
Don't apply human culture and terminology to monster culture you ignorant prick. Asriel is certainly of mating age and there's nothing wrong or taboo about it.
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>>181152374
>aging 20 years and growing up makes you a still a child
anon...
>>181152376
Its canon that Undyne takes every single dog, both the RGs at once and also Asgore, so yes
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Whem Tem goes to cool leg, she not only learns how to fashion Temmie Armor, she gains awareness of the resets. That's why she knows to lower her price every time you die.
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>>181152389
>fucking retard thinks fags are numerous

Being fucking loud and obnoxious does not equate to numbers, you cretin
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>>181152348
I don't know why everyone sneers at that number, if he did everything, learned everything, talked to everyone about everything, befriended and killed everyone in every way possible, it's a pretty understandable amount. I suspect it's more just a knee-jerk response to someone giving a number that doesn't align with headcanons here.
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>>181152730
I don't think you understand how large that number actually is
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>>181152609
So does that mean only Temmie and Sans are actually educated and cultured, while everyone else is barely above inbred hick who keep thinking a monarchy is a good thing?
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>>181152660
If you like futa, or you're bi, you're a fag. What do you have left? Like 3 momfags?
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>>181152730
Because you're well past centuries at that point, even beyond millennia. Odds are you're talking about longer than the universe will be alive.
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>>181152348
I've never viewed him as centuries old, even when counting his resets. Alphys had some hand in his creation along with the amalgamates, do we know how long she had been hiding them before Frisk fell?
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>>181152552
>hurr durr im pretending hes adult therefore he is not a kid!

Kys.
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>>181152854
Giving it a hard number is dumb since the amount of times that Flowey has reset is theoretically infinite. With nothing to gauge the volume on outside of him having utter and complete functional knowledge on every single monster snd full memory of every event that plays out up to a certain point, as well as every possible way he could modify or affect that timeline, we're looking at something absurdly large.
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>>181152968
>I'm telling people off for pretend-aging the pretend-character in a pretend-story

don't you have some needle cookies to make?
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>>181152863
To be fair a monarchy where your ruler is actually literally immortal isn't as bad as a normal one since the big downside to them is that you could have a really awesome king one generation and a really shit one the next. By all accounts Asgore and Toriel together were pretty decent when they were together and im pretty sure that by TP Asgore is just a figurehead which honestly probably makes him much happier.

I bet Flowey would throw a fit though since he wouldn't be a real prince anymore. That could be a cute little bit of fanart or fanfic
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>>181152968
Ohh I can do that too
>hurr ta durr
>brrrrrrrrr
Dumb nigger
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>>181152660
Someone dig up the sexuality poll of /utg/ for this poor anon.
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>>181152348
>I know general consensus is Flowey spent "centuries" resetting
I said "centuries" earlier in this thread, but that's not actually any kind of consensus as far as I know.
On the one hand, he supposedly did everything to the point where he'd heard everything everyone has to say, like in a video game. In an actual video game that wouldn't take that long, but with real people it would take so long that it's practically impossible, so either monsters are inherently video game character-like in that way to a very large extent, Flowey is exaggerating, or Flowey for some reason kept resetting a ridiculously insane number of times without ever waiting it out long enough for Frisk to fall down, which seems unlikely.
Flowey's resetting was ended by Frisk falling down. If we assume the most boring way time works inside and outside the barrier, that means that Flowey kept resetting until the first time he waited long enough for Frisk to fall down. You could estimate the amount of time between Flowey's creation, which approximately coincides with the creation of the amalgamates, and the moment Frisk fell down. We don't exactly know how long it is, but it's short enough that the complaints about Alphys didn't make their way through Asgore's bureaucracy/absent-mindedness/general lack of organization yet.
I would put the amount of subjective time Flowey experienced below a century, but it could easily be much more. It's very hard to say.
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>>181153197
Sure thing kid, pretending does not make you any less of a pedo, no matter what you end up eating.

>>181153250
Likewise, off yourself pedo.
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>>181152951
>>181152854
If he just spend time exhausting every possible dialogue with just one person, that alone could take billions of resets. It's really not a hard number to achieve at all.

>>181153120
Precisely, Flowey's resets are theoretically impossibly huge, so even keyboard-smashing numbers would be completely viable. I think Toby made a huge error when designing his lines and behavior, because someone as old as time itself (to an extent) would certainly behave in a different way, than Flowey does. It's just so inconsistent, with the sage-like knowledge and experience he must store from the eons of endless resetting.
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>>181152552
All those characters have vaginas.
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>>181153438
If Flowey's dialogue doesn't indicate that he has innumerable epochs of subjective experience then I would say it's impossible that he spent innumerable epochs resetting.
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>>181153434
I will off myself, inside Asriel's tight boypussy, and by off myself I mean get off.
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>>181153438
>If he just spend time exhausting every possible dialogue with just one person, that alone could take billions of resets.

That's very possible, but I don't Flowey is stupid enough to do it. Once he's set on escaping the underground and has exhausted every way he can think of to reach the human souls Asgore has in his possession, he waits for a human to fall. Resetting would interrupt that.
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>>181153537
>the game is lying!

He has done everything possible, to everyone, with everything, several times over. He should be on the level of elder gods, but Toby couldn't go without making things wacky, so he wrote Flowey to behave like an idiot. It's honestly just annoying and really warps the fandom's view of him.
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>>181153804
>That's very possible, but I don't Flowey is stupid enough to do it.
He openly says he did exactly that, why are you denying what the game very clearly says?
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>>181153912
No, I'm saying Flowey is slightly exaggerating the things he says, which is actually in-character for him. You're the one saying the game is lying by portraying Flowey as not an elder god. You're literally complaining that the game portrays him unrealistically. I don't understand why you're accusing others of saying the game is lying.
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What if every female character, instead of having a vagina, just had another talking flower down there like flowey.
Every time they have sex they'd be giving a floral crotch blowjob.
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>>181154160
Because that would be absolutely idiotic and make no sense. Flowey lies to the player immediately upon their first meeting, it's not a stretch to think he may be massaging the truth with his other claims. Especially given he is a child, attempting to scare the player, and may have a loose sense of time due to his form.
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>>181154169
>>181154540
welp, here comes the dindu part

I suppose he's also lying about the books, the souls, killing and befriending everyone, since he's a kid and he'd totally just exaggerate everything, right?
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>>181154169
>>181154540
You're tryimg to rationalize an inconsistency by saying the game is lying to you, which is stupid because that's essentially what every headcanon boils down to. If you want to believe that, fine, but there's nothing in-game to suggest Flowey is lying about his resets.
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Let's not forget that Flowey talks about the monsters as though they're videogame characters. "Sets of code, lines of dialogue." That isn't something you would say about someone who has a unique, new reaction to every single thing you say or do. As well, he mentions that it took him a long time to get bored of Papyrus, implying that not everyone had as much dialogue as Papyrus did.

Let's also not forget that Flowey is a child. He's manipulative, yes, but he gets mad and drops the act as soon as you don't do what he wants. How would someone who loses his patience when things don't go his way be patient to look up each and every reaction every single moldsmal, froggit and aaron has to every single phrase in existence?

He killed everyone and befriended everyone, but either the characters are limited in how they can react, or he didn't bother digging out all the finer details of his interactions.
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>>181154662
No.
Do you understand what exaggeration is? That when someone says that he's heard all the lines of dialogue, it might just mean that he's heard a lot of lines if dialogue a lot of times?
There's a huge difference between dramatic exaggeration and outright fabrication.

>>181154769
>there's nothing in-game to suggest Flowey is lying about his resets.
I think the inconsistency you're acknowledging suggests it.
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>if you like Asgore then that's bad because you like a cuck and or like a killer
>if you like Asriel then its bad because you're a pedophile and or like a killer
>if you like Toriel then its bad because you like fatasses and or want to fuck your mom
You guys just don't want anyone fucking one of the goats, do you?
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>>181154936
Asgore is married, Toriel is married, and Asriel is technically a plant, which probably puts it at one tier worse than bestiality
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>>181154910
>Toby is not a perfect writer
Or
>Flowey was actually lying and you have no idea how much he's actually done or hasn't done
I'm gonna have to go with the former one.
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>>181154902
It's more likely that he just realized everyone only has set lines if dialogue, after all, Undertale and the world itself is merely a game. It's a game to him, to Frisk, to Chara, except they actually realized the borders of it.

>>181154910
If you believe he exaggerates one thing, you probably believe he exaggerates everything, which means he did nothing wrong. Simple as that.

>>181155114
It makes more sense to doubt Toby's ability to write the game, than to doubt what the game actually tells you.
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>>181154662
The books help my point, actually, it would take a long time to read every book in the underground, long enough that Flowey wouldn't be able to finish them before Frisk fell.

>>181154769
I wouldn't have to rationalize inconsistencies if they didn't exist within the game already. My only claim here is that Toby is a hack and the timeline of events in the game doesn't stand up to scrutiny if we take Flowey at his word. Flowey is either an unbelievable moron or dishonest, I choose to believe the latter as it lines up with his other character traits.
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>>181154902
>How would someone who loses his patience when things don't go his way be patient to look up each and every reaction every single moldsmal, froggit and aaron has to every single phrase in existence?
With infinite time comes infinite possibilities, which doubles back to how many times Flowey has reset.
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>>181155114
Flowey canonically lies a lot. He might just be the biggest liar in the game even if the thing we're discussing is just shitty hacky Toby writing.
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>>181155260
>t would take a long time to read every book in the underground, long enough that Flowey wouldn't be able to finish them before Frisk fell.
Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we try to rationalize our headcanons to present them as fact.
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What's a good age to start lewding them?
15?
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>>181155569
If we go by the wisdom of Chef, 17
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>>181155345
You're forgetting that, on one of the times he tells you about his infinite resets, he's telling it to who he thinks is Chara and in the midst of his elation to be reunited with his lost sibling. He has0 reason to lie in that instance. The writing was intentional, whether or not Toby properly portrayed that through Flowey's actions in game.
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_raw trick on tumblr doesn't work anymore? Can anyone confirm or is it just me?
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>>181155818
If you also remove the 68. part of the domain it works again.
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>>181155569
Old enough to count old enough to mount
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>>181155569
30+ on average unless they look really hot.
I like older dudes though so

>>181155818
delete the 68. and it works
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>>181155818
You need to delete the 68 in at the front of the URL

like this
http://media.tumblr.com/ecc576555d5082324ecd49644131412f/tumblr_nxmm8boNgH1qgqbzho1_raw.jpg
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>>181155818
Someone mentioned something about deleting "68" from somewhere in the filename and it worked again? I'm not sure, I haven't played around with it.
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Akapo...Where
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>>181155772
Which only really leads back to my original point, that the 593 sextillion only sound silly if you just look at it, but when considering the actual game, the actual dialogue and the events, it's not really all that odd or hard to believe.

He spent billions of resets and years exploring the very narrow stuff the game world and the programmed characters within allowed for. If you seriously doubt this, I assume it's just because you just care about little tsundere boyfriend and not as the actual character he is.
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>>181156210
Why would it take billions of years for him to realize he needs to wait for a human to fall?
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>>181156210
The actual 593 sextillion really is extremely implausible.
By the time you've reset 593 sextillion times you'd consider it an interesting and worthwhile use of your time to spend literally a million years waiting without interfering just to see what happens. There's no way you'd make that many resets without waiting long enough for Frisk to fall down at least once.
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>>181155303
Exploring all those infinite possibilities takes a lot of patience. Think of it like No Man's Sky. Endless planets, endless possibilities, but they're all more or less the exact same bullshit over and over and what's the point in fully exploring a planet you can tell from first glance has nothing new to offer? It's just a waste of time, it's not fun and you gain nothing from it.
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>>181156370
Not him but the variable amount of time it would've taken Flowey to get all that knowledge before the game starts is indiscernible. It could've taken 100 years or 100 trillion. All we know is Flowey has done everything, however long it took him is up to the individual's interpretation.
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>>181156370
>>181156442
Because he has an autismal need to find every variation and try everything. Think of it like those who try every variation to break a game, except multiply it by people and areas, and the ability to just redo everything at any time.

>>181156565
I still think a number like millions, billions, trillions would be more likely than anything, it makes sense considering what he says. My only problem is that Toby isn't a competent writer to actually write him properly.
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>>181156893
So Flowey is autistic? That's a new one.
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>>181157382
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>>181157469
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>>181157610
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Tems.
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>arguments in favor of 593 sextillio

I think I woke up in the wrong Berenstein today
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>>181157689
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>>181157674
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>>181157809
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why are you spamming the thread
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>>181157924
Theres more than 1 of us
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>>181157924
Just felt like posting some dads anon
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>>181157995
no shit
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>>181158191
There's only like 22 posts left in the thread anyways so relax. Take a cute dad to make you feel better!
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What if Toby Fox was actually Tony Fox
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What if Tony Fox was actually Florian Wu Gradiation
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>>181158305
>dongoverload

into the trash it goes
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What if Florian Wu Gradiation was actually Jerry
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>>181158372
He's actually Tony Frisk, the guy who sold fanfics with fanart cover on Amazon, and he would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids
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What if Jerry was actually Springer
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>>181158517
They're a coin flip. Half of their designs are cure as fuck (Asgore, Alphys and Burgerpants) and half are ugly as fuck (Nicecream and Undyne)
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What if Springer was actually Ultra Magnus
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K N O T T E D
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Last for Father Son bonding!
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>>181138724
> ハロー
> not ハウディ

Idiots!
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ROLL CALL!

Youthful sapient fictitious nonhuman being with caprine features
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>>181159228
I write angry rants about things that don't exist in any way, shape or form outside the contents of my rant
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>>181159228
Flowey-doodle anon here.
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Headcanon: Sans reserves a greeting of "Heya" for someone he is hostile towards
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I can't believe I missed somebody trying to defend 593 sextillion resets because they're incapable of grasping how stupid it is.
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>>181159910
Flowey is older than the universe, it's canon.
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>>181159910
Not an argument
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>>181159894
Sans also still has his "dates" with Frisk on the surface to keep them on their toes.
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>>181160391
Assuming that's 1 reset per second, that's longer than the existence of our universe as a whole, and extends far beyond the proposed end of our universe as well.
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>>181160468
>>181160468
>>181160468
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>>181160494
Flowey did literally everything as per in-game dialogue. Toby gave him an infinite amount of time to work with so anything is possible within the vague confines of his backstory
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>>181157338
Autists don't have souls. It checks out!
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