/tf2g/ - /trash/ edition

shitpost

>>180781941
>Nobody replying to eachother
wunderbar

dotsy is cuuuuuute!

daily reminder that neps are a scourge
nep posters must be purged

2017 will bring the return of humanposting

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xth for best boy

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>>180782416
factually incorrect

That is a fact

Archimedes is best pet

>>180782757
die now
>>180782734
>easiest
subjective
>why
accurate hitscan that requires very little player movement, if you're bad at sniper, you will be bad at everything in the game, if you're good at any 1 (one) class, you will be good or at the very least passable at sniper

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the neps end here

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why anon
why do you hate perfection

this is madness

this

is

pottis *pow*

haha

tf2

http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=955674856
isn't this just Pyromancer's Hood and Pyromancer's Raiments

i can't fucking play it reliably
t. guy who uses a laptop on wifi

transgender friends 1+1

>>180783529
since that mask for pyro in the rainy day case came out, i don't think they care about item similarities

>>180783529
nah the chest is a 1:1 of Sengoku Scorcher

tomislav
+75% faster spin-up
+no rev noise
-20% slower firing speed
-200% slower spin-down

would you use it

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>>180783529
i'm you but better

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this is a fun class

>>180784327
Fuck yeah +40% faster spin up felt great so 75% would be insane. Slow down won't matter after you kill everything around you.

there was literally nothing wrong with release tomislav

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>>180784382
holy shit they're the fucking same

left: thrift store darth vader cosplay
right: monk

Monk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cml6-InI2-U

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FUCK /trash/ post Soldiers

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>>180784382
Ohnmy fucking god, they didn't even bother hiding it

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>>180784973

>>180784973
I'd fuck /trash/ :x

>instead of discussing the game lets talk about cosmetics in a FIRST person shooter

Cosmetics are a part of the game, you stupid sack of shit

>>180785331
post your frags
>>180785392
this

>>180784753
Are you blind?

>>180785331
this

>>180785464
shut the fuck up vipes theyre identical

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>>180784382
Hmm...

>Are you blind?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ7_5MMboo4&feature=youtu.be&t=6s

I like the Luchadore on the Heavy. I wish it weren't his only Unusual misc, though

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>>180785612
No they aren't. The hoods only look similar, but the robe doesn't look like the scorcher at all.

>>180785331
I haven't been able to play as much as I'd like to lately due to my idyllic NEET livelihood being disrupted. This is the best I can do on such short notice.

>>180785464
Please tell me how they're not the same set.

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>>180785781
Oh come on, I'm playing on a fucking laptop with wifi so I have to risk my computer freezing and needing to completely restart and even I did better than that

>>180785851
First off, the hood has a lower rap portion, the sengoku set is clearly armor when that's a robe that doesn't look anything like the scorcher. Also, elf-boots. May as well call the pyromancer hood a ripoff of the hottie's hoodie.

>>180785941
I'm sorry that I'm not able to play TF2 for 14 hours a day instead of looking for a job.

explain to me why pyro has fifty head replacements but 2 halloween-restricted shoe options

>>180785445
>post your frags
If I wanted to brag about frags I'd play death match

>>180786049
Because fuck you, that's why.

>>180785781
>>180786030
they're the same you fucking mongoloid

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hello kids i am the pyro from the [BLU] team !

>>180786148
>I am literally blind and incapable of comparing these two items
I'm going to stop giving you (You)s after this, because there is no way on this planet someone can be THIS fucking dumb.

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>>180784973
o-ok

Hey guys your boy FUNKe here! Tell me some new cool and hip exploits so I can make a video on them!

>>180786242
does this work?

>>180786242
this is why paint shouldn't exist, especially slate and pink

>>180786316
yes, no equip conflicts

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i hate this fucking game

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real picture of spy after the nerfs

what happened D:

Yeah, this fucking game blows

Go outside and spend time with people or play another game with friends, guy

>>180785628
>>180783529
wlep you can't deny these are the same vipes
>>180786250

>>180786397
stop hacking faggot

>This robe is the exact same as armour xdddd i hate vipes even though vipes didn't even make this set

Why don't you go outside then

I just came back home after spending all day with someone, though

>going outside
>not becoming a jaded fuck playing vidya all day

>>180786571
did you not look at the red mage i posted? exact same fucking thing

>>180786571
>- Concept: Vipes

vipes

Damn he's ugly

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>>180786797
furries burn in hell, along with pedophiles and the communists.

i can't believe people still talk about vipes
it's been like 3 years since the blastoff cap

Vipes didn't even steal that hat. Also, it's like one guy who goes into an autistic ragefit whenever Vipes is involved in something.

People will talk about anything when TF2 isn't updating. Fucking discussions about posters, food, shoes, yada yada yada. Until TF2 releases an update, you aren't getting quality discussions out of tf2g

>>180787049
the judeo-Christian God known as YHWH / Jehovah literally made mankind with a predisposed liking to animal people (as evidenced by some of the oldest manmade sculptures and drawings) and many types of angels are described as having the heads of beasts in both canon & apocryphal works

don't tarnish the likeness of trump with your uneducated quips and don't act like you know what God thinks you retarded catholic cuck

>>180787326
God damn it, not this again. Cavemen worshipped animals as the earliest gods because they had no idea what the fuck happened after death. They hunted and ate the animals, the animals came back every year. So obviously there must have been some super natural element and in order to appease this all-knowing animal deity, they made sacrifices to it in order to keep the animals they relied upon for sustenance coming back every year.

http://billmoyers.com/content/ep-3-joseph-campbell-and-the-power-of-myth-the-first-storytellers-audio/

>>180787528
not an argument

>>180785628
How is no one else pointing this out. They are exactly the same.

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official capture the flag tier list:

not bad but I mean... it's still a shitty game mode tier:
>doublecross
>landfall

glad they are gone tier:
>well
>sawmill

sometimes you need to take a break from minecraft trade servers tier:
>2fort
>turbine

(BONUS TIER) don't kid yourself, it's still fucking 2fort tier:
>2fort invasion

>>180787648
>>180782734

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>>180787326
>i want to fuck animals/be an animal so i can fuck other animals

Nah m8, you're the type of folk who got fragged at sodom. You lost all sympathy from me when you decided that being in God's likeness wasn't good enough for ya.

>>180787723
post more* furry porn

there is literally nothing pornographic about lactation

did anyone ever play a community made ctf map that isnt shit
i would also like to know how, because getting 12 players on a workshop map is already pretty impossible

>>180787846
unless the act was performed with the intention to elicit an erotic response.

>>180787846
https://exhentai.org/?f_doujinshi=1&f_manga=0&f_artistcg=0&f_gamecg=0&f_western=0&f_non-h=0&f_imageset=0&f_cosplay=0&f_asianporn=0&f_misc=0&f_search=male%3Alactation%24&f_apply=Apply+Filter

>>180788024
dumb anime bitch spraying that shit all over except the actual bottle s m h

>>180788024
see you in three days

>>180788086
she's a little messy but that's what makes it fun

>>180788024
mom didnt breastfeed you enough

meanwhile >>180782734 is still up

>>180788332
/tf2g/ mods are furries

>>180784478
>More deaths than do-

Oh.
Oh! An actually gud gamer. Good job m8

I gotchu

>deleting manyakis but not furry garbage

>>180781941
>>New TF2 Blogpost about Balance Changes:
>http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=30147
Why are the dumbest Valve employees the only ones working on TF2?

>>180787670
I really do like Landfall. The middle area makes for a good arena, and the open paths leading to the intel dont feel very chokey at all.

what anime are you watching tonight?

>>180788727
>New
are you retarded those were posted 5 days ago?

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>>180788824
whatever it is, i read the manga and you're all fucking plebs.

>>180788727
The only bad change here is the Ambassador, and that is only because it doesn't limit the Spies range, it just makes it a bit more random.

>>180788727
literally only good changes
i would tell you to go shoot yourself with the ambassador for being a disgusting spy main but youll probably miss lmao

>>180788830
like most TF2 fans, I haven't played the game in months

also that's me quoting the OP

ambassador fix

+no ramp up or falloff
+perfect accuracy always
+can headshot
+no cooldown between headshots
-50% damage vs. players

>>180788951
>>180788919
I never thought I'd see the day when people would say that the BASE Jumper is OP and not be laughed at as being retarded

>>180788912
>reading manga
eww

>>180789087
it is though?

>>180789087
the only people who would laugh would be those who don't know anything about comp play.

>>180789087
base jumper is already garbage and you have no actual reason to use it unless you are completely garbage at rocket jumping

>>180789120
animu scrubs are cancer and deserve to swing from an oak tree

>>180789248
manga scrubs are unironically worse

>>180789209
I'm glad the game is being designed around the 10% of people who actually play it.

scattergun

+100% critical hit chance at long range
20% less accurate
no random critical hits

>>180789209
>revolving your balance around the most cancerous part of the game.

Fuck off cs:go kid

>consuming japanese media
>ever
Two wasn't enough

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>>180789330
>>180789376
Why even be concerned about the balance of the game if you only play casually? It just doesn't make sense.

It's a brave new world of everything except stock being turned into shit so that comp players stop crying when they lose

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>>180789281
you're worse

What if they completely removed stock weapons from the game tomorrow

>>180789451
>why even be concerned about the balance of the game if you only play the actually fun part.

>>180789645
who are you quoting?

>>180789451
its ironically the comfags fault for wanting balance changes
now wanting balance changes has become normal even amongst the lowliest of skill even though it doesnt change anything for them

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trying to practice drawing medic by going by the tf2 comic designs
how does he look

>>180789681
some retard who probably works for Valve and is ruining TF2

>there are people who play friendly heavy in this thread right now
this new update is going to kill this general

>>180789681
are you by any chance /actually/ retarded?

>>180789761
Looks good, but his shoulders are a bit weak

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>>180789281

I'm an extremely serious person who plays 10-year-old video games. I have the highest standards for my weapon balances and fully support Valve nerfing everything to the point of uselessness.

>>180789761
His face is a tad warped in the front on image (shorter, wider, but not by much) other than that ggwp

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>>180789761
face too long

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>>180789787
>>180789839
>>180790038
>Valve chooses to balance the game around the part of the game where balance actually matters
>They do this because they want competitive TF2 to become more of a thing
>Pubtards get butthurt because Valve is giving them slightly less attention
I never thought I'd see the day. Sorry your OP weapons are slightly less OP, you'll just have to get good at the game now that you can't cleaver combo people for free.

>>180789532
No seriously. Manga don't have proper directing. They're by default trash.

>>180790002
This old faggot made a bunch of children's movies that are all the same. He's the epitome of entry-tier. He's also a pedo to boot and responsible for Toei. One of the most shoe-string studios out there that buy up all the popular franchises then milk them for all they're worth. Nice tumblr .gif btw. Really makes me think.

>>180790181
What will the comp players blame when they lose after everything except stock is total dogshit?

>I can't shoot the parachute man. It's not fair!!!! It's OP because it can't be that I just can't aim and learn to prioritize targets.

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>>180789928
Thank you, and I'd have to agree about the shoulder thing especially on the bottom right.

>>180790049
Thank you, I gotta work on that

>>180790083
He's based off of his comic design where his face is longer, but I think a happy medium would be good.

>>180790181
>valve chooses to balance the game around a minority part of the game where nobody is happy with a change unless it makes an unlock irrelevent
>they do this because they want more cosmetic/skin sales from the CS;GO crowed
>comptards get butthurt because people dare question their choices
I never thought i'd see the day. Sorry the majority of people prefer to have fun in something other than 6s or highlander

Valve 7 years ago
>We should introduce a variety of weapons with fun features and unique quirks

Valve today
>using anything except stock should feel like having nails hammered into your penis

>>180788807
still waiting for that one map that saves the game mode

if you check out competitive CTF contest winners (where landfall reached only 9th place), it's just obvious that there are just so many other even much better maps that could be made official and why valve doesn't take advantage of this will always be a mystery to me

Is TF2 becoming The Simpsons of video games?

>>180790349
t. someone who only plays against free to plays

>>180790517
If you just want to sit in the corner and eat your sandwich 25 times rather than play and improve at the game, then why bother complaining about the balance choices? People who enjoy competing and improving can have more fun playing their game, and players like you will hardly notice any differences. I also don't know why you think unlocks are never used in comp.

>>180790889
If TF2 is The Simpsons, then Overwatch is Family Guy.

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Who let the trash in?

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>>180791045
if TF2 is The Simpsons, then Overwatch is The Mindy Project

>>180791010
>the only people who play casual are hoovies and spycrabs
I get it, i get it, you take yourself way too seriously.

>I also don't know why you think unlocks are never used in comp.
There is a select few weapons that arn't either nerfed into uselessness or banned, bud. i doubt you understand this, but enforcing meta loadouts through half hassed balancing is retarded.

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>>180791482
>nerfing overpowered weapons so that they at least have a chance to be tested in comp is "enforcing meta loadouts"
Wait wait, im really confused now. So we should keep things like the DDS and the BASE Jumper and the Crit a Cola as is, so as to shake the meta up?

If I buy the Orange Box on an account that doesn't have TF2, will I get the Proof of Purchase?

Stop replying to obvious bait. Easiest way to tell someone doesn't know jack shit about what he's talking about in TF2 is when he starts complaining about comp.

>>180791861
Yes.

>>180791747
2015
>lol, Base Jumper OP, lol

2017
>Base Jumper OP

>>180791861
Can confirm, but I had TF2 and bought the rest of the Box and still got the hat.

seriously though, nerfing air control on base jumper is going way overboard

not to mention that this change just lowers skill ceiling for the users same as ambassador or your eternal reward (this change essentially lowers both skill floor because of adding the ability to disguise before performing first stab and skill ceiling because you have less time to get around the map while cloaked)

I thought it was generally agreed that the base jumper was a crutch for losers who can't rocket jump like the new mantreads,, so why do you care so much?

>>180791747
>base jumper
>overpowered
There we go with this meme again. You being shit isn't the sign of an item being OP. Base jumper is easily counterable and it's only use is as a crutch for market gardening, which is something that's also unviable literally anywhere except hightower.

or if your team consists of 2 soldiers, 2 scouts a medic and a demo. IE, the cancerous minority playstyle of tf2.

my pet fennec works at valve

this is what they're doing to pyro

https://pastebin.com/tbzbvQWj

>>180791920
>he's a comp player
>on the internet
>on a game that's a decade old
>he plays with F2Ps
>he takes his "game" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & skill he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he demands nerfs on weapons he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he demands nerfs on weapons he doesn't like because they disrupt his perception of himself as being good at video games
>he will never have fun
>he will never let other people have fun
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to play anything besides pocket soldier
>he will never have a girlfriend medic
>he will never have any friends

Has Valve ever unfucked a weapon that they nerfed? It seems like the usual progression is (1) introduce weak weapon, (2) buff the shit out of it as an overreaction, (3) nerf the shit out of it as an overreaction

>>180793075
thats what happens when you listen exclusively to casual players

>>180792346
you know what is actual crutch for losers who can't rocket jump? gunboats

manntreads will make steering while rocket jumping way more sensitive, that's the opposite to crutch as it can lead to mistakes more often when the player isn't precise

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>>180784973
am I too late?

Base jumper isn't overpowered, it's just the shitty 6v6 meta doesn't allow for large hitscan damage at any range farther than melee

>>180793230
holy clipping lmao

>>180793230
>ironic bad loadouts
lame

>>180791278
I've never watched the mindy project, so I guess that's also true for overwatch.

>>180792380
>no third degree rework
>sharpened volcano fragment becomes a straight upgrade to stock
I won't even bother reading the rest

>>180793075
HIGPS has a pretty good spreadsheet on his opnions. you can cross reference that with the wiki changelog to see if it's been put right (in his vison of the game)

Of course, you'd probably have to watch his videos to see if you agree with his opinions of how the unlock is should be or is balanced.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10vqucUk3dVbNOo_vNG36Vr5UqNXCxaGhtaWM_9dVwyI/edit#gid=457538217

>>180793348
go play highlander if you need to play as heavy 24/7, no one else enjoys the stallfest

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>>180784973

>>180793187
>manntreads will make steering while rocket jumping way more sensitive
It's almost like the people in charge of "balancing" the weapons don't play the game...

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>>180784973
I'm not about to open up TF2 for a picture of my unoriginal Soldier loadout.

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>>180784973
>>180793353
>>180793363
that isn't my real loadout, I just discovered that the tuxxy doesn't have the right equip groups, and thought I'd share it with you fine folks. The Coif+Gibbin gear aren't too shabby on their own

>>180793729
I just closed steam and can't be arsed, what is it

>>180793729
OwO
What's this

Is it an mge server? Did Ryuke get together a test server for the lonely nights drift event?

>>180793483
this is so awful that I won't even bother going into detail as to why

the base jumper allowed people to just jump up into the skybox and spam, drifting back and forth and dropping sporadically, making them near impossible to hit from so far away. any rockets sent their way could be easily drifted around. thats why it's banned, in case people really dont understand.

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>>180793729
well this sucks

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>>180793915

>>180793921
How about someone go sniper instead of ruining the weapon for everyone? Or just ban the weapon in competitive instead of ruining it for everyone? Or learn to fucking aim instead of ruining it for everyone?

>>180793776
>>180793859
its a server to play in

>>180793921
I, too, watched B4nny talk about the post.

>>180793921
>6v6 babbies so frightened of anything challenging their circlejerk they need to nerf bad weapons into the ground instead of learning a class that can deal consistent damage to anything that isn't rooted to the ground and directly in their face

>>180793921
>people use the BASE jumper intelligently and the enemy team doesn't adjust
THIS CANNOT STAND
NERF NOW

Look at all these bads who only play pubs. Someone floating in the skybox raining down 40 damage rockets that are ezpz to dodge and is hard to hit is not fun to play against.

>>180794057
because sniper can easily be shoved over and is not completely reliable
it was banned just in competitive, but valve has made the decision of making tf2 more competitive oriented

>>180794409
>floating
>in a pub
>with 4 snipers on the enemy team
>a viable strategy
I AM A COMP PLAYER AND I HAVE VALUE
NOTHING ELSE IS GOING ON IN MY LIFE, BUT I CAN LOOK DOWN ON PEOPLE WHO PLAY PUBS IN A GAME THAT'S OLDER THAN MOST OF ITS PLAYERS

>>180794409
>calling other people bad when you can't even compensate to a gimmick stratigy
Next you'll say medics shouldn't be able to uber each other.

>>180794728
medic class should have limit of 1

>>180794728
No one better than me should be allowed to play the game

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>people complaining about the basejumper when the reserve shooter exists

really activates the almonds

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>>180793732
you stole my loadout

guys the soldiers rocket launcher is 4/20 XD

>>180795540
no u. When'd you put together yours?

>>180795352
>thing can't be bad because THIS thing is also bad
whoa,,,

dr buff
you do not drop ammo kits on death nor on feint
fix last damage hitsound to play when you kill a dr spy
fix spy's dropped ragdolls

this way people wont actually know if you are still alive or not and the dead ringer will actually do its job, that is fooling people into thinking you are dead

They really need to nerf the Rocket Jumper. How is it fair that someone using it gets to jump around with full health? And then what, am I supposed to be able to shoot him? It's fucking horseshit, casual tier crutch. The Rocket Jumper should do 250 self-damage per rocket.

>>180795781
since february 2016

>>180795978
this
its op garbage

>>180795812
>this thing is OP even though there is a direct counter right there for the equiping

I think you misunderstood what i was going for, senpai.

>>180795981
damn, that's around the same time I put mine together.

MGE for it sometime in the future? You US West?

>>180795978
real talk the sticky jumper needs some kind of downside, it's way too powerful since demo has another totally viable primary to use once he's landed. the caber itself wasn't the problem when demos used it to play whack a sniper, the problem was that they could do it for free because of the sticky jumper.

>>180796128
>direct counter
>a shotgun shooting at the skybox for pitiful damage
??????

>>180795567
Find me an mlg parody that highlights this and I'll give you 2 ref

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>>180796206
>people like this are allowed to play the game

>>180795912
not dropping a fake ammo box makes it very clear when theyre using the DR rather than the watch. also the DR suffers the same issues with disguises, where people just expect them everywhere now because people use them so much. I already expect any obvious spy i kill to pop up behind me again a few seconds later. what they need to do is give it more downsides to discourage its use, because not every weapon needs to be run 24/7 and people seem to forget that. Make it a watch that you switch to occasionally, maybe even every third life, so that your opponent is actually caught off guard by you bringing it out.

>>180796340
>demo jumps across the entire map and avoids all obstacles for free
>2 shots every class in the game except heavy then hops away to a health pack to do it all over again
>is almost untouchable the entire time he's in the air because sticky jumping makes you move retarded fast
it's irritating is all i'm saying and needs some downside.

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>>180796270
>shotgun that does mini crits on enemies that've been sent airborn

>>180796520
It doesn't matter if you're doing minicrits, if someone goes high enough you aren't going to do shit for damage

>>180796663
if someone's high enough that you won't be doing any damage, you can literally just take a few steps from the left or right.

I didn't realize they made all classes use a wheelchair.

so do pub players not realize that not all banned weapons start out banned, and that their theory crafting means nothing because actual tests have already been done?

Shh, let the pubbies have their moment.

i didn't even realize this many people cared about the base jumper, i thought no one used it except with the air strike and that doesn't change anything about how that weapon's used.

>>180796509
More like
>badwater basin
>demo airstickies all the way to defense spawn
>only takes fall damage
>blows up teleporter
???
>profit

Can't catch em, kill em, or defend against them without losing the point.

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>>180797062
>appeals to authority

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>>180796509
>>180797297
>gayload

>>180797062
how about you shove those test results up your ass, professor? maybe that will help you learn how to adapt midgame instead of nerfing everything

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spycicle

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>>180798372
Leave it to the french to make it ribbed for her pleasure

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>>180798473

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>>180798473

give scout a 1 slot grenade launcher

>>180798473
It would melt nigh instantly, though. Unless she's frigid, in which case her pleasure doesn't matter.

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>>180798931
I once had an obscenely kinky girl and we filled a condom with water and froze it and used it as a dildo on her

It lasts a lot longer than you'd expect.

>>180799051
what happened to her

I tried to instal some skins but they dont show on valve nor in comunity servers

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This is a christian board, you perverts. Cease talking about lewds right this instant!

>>180799229
You either installed them wrong, or the the community servers you went to have sv_pure to 1

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>>180799154
Even though we fucked several times a day she still wanted to fuck more than that. Like there's times that my dick is just flat out raw and I have to tell her flat out that I'll rip my dick if we keep fucking like this.

So she made the argument that if I wasn't going to fuck her every time she wanted that she should be able to fuck other people.

So we broke up because no.

>>180799229
They won't show up on any server running sv_pure bro. Do they show up when you play alone on a server you're running?

>>180799441
Girl had some issues, you're probably better off without her. Gonna go ahead and guess on daddy issues. It's always daddy issues.

>>180797559
i didn't mention payload in my post. mine applies to any game mode.

It keeps turning into r/ThatHappened more and more every day

>going on reddit
stay there

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Hey, check out this thing I just bought, looks pretty swell doesn't it?

>>180799468
Havent tried that, I'll test it later

>>180800076
wow, sure does bucko!

>>180800076
pow pow haha

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>>180800076
welcome to the strange direct hit party

I saw a video earlier that said only 10% of players play the core game.

Is that number just people in Valve matchmaking or what? I tried to look up where he got that number from but I couldn't find anything.

>>180800364
Players in-game at any time according to steam stats: ~45k
Players in worldwide casual at any given time: ~1k
Players in comp(last i checked was months ago, probs less now): ~200
What do you think?

10%, my ass. There aren't 5k players daily. That shit is more like 300

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>>180800076

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>>180800173
you can't be fucking serious.

ggwp, I guess

>>180800621
lmao, i only noticed the filename after i posted
enjoy your meme description

>>180800364
90% of those play shitty maps like 2fort and dustbowl or even worse like orange or mincraft idle

>>180800806
you fucking twat, does nobody read file names anymore?

Well at least it isn't some shit like Kurt Cobain's XXX or *nuzzles yur paw* :3. I thank you for that

good night /tf2g/

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>>180802307

>>180802307
Sleep tight.

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>>180802307
Bruh, sleep is for sniper mains

I made coffee

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2 mercs done, 2 to go.

>>180802725
coffee tastes like shit, drink tea.

I'm only saying this because as your mother, i love you.

>>180802769
This looks really good, actually.

>>180802805
>coffee tastes like shit
It's supposed to. It's to keep you awake. Not to OD on

>>180802805
>coffee tastes like shit
When I was still a kid, I didn't like it either

>>180795978
Two things, 1. they are meant for practice, so it would be hard to nerf them because of the controversy. 2. That would require people to know how to rocket jump good in order for it to be OP.

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*wakes up*

>>180804569
>>>/trash/

>>180804475
if its meant for practice then i can say it should have 20 ammo not 60, because its supposed to "simulate the real thing"

I found just the game for this place.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/469820/

I like coffee but i agree with anon, tea is GOAT
English Breakfast only, no weeb teas allowed

>>180805028
i found one for the entirety of 4chan
http://store.steampowered.com/app/512060/Stay_Stay_Democratic_Peoples_Republic_of_Korea/

>>180805281
is peppermint / spearmint a weeb tea?

>>180805281
Earl Grey's my go-to.

>>180805281
Anglophiles aren't better.

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i made coffee

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theres two players in my mix group that seem pretty gay-friendly/gay
i want to fugg em
>one always wants to avoid conflict and keep people from getting angry, saisdhe had a gay friend once
>other always wants to behave in "haha :DDD" or "cute :3". openly says he loves pink and hearts

Where do I unsubscribe from internal conflicts blog?

>>180806470
Don't fuck teammates and don't fuck co-workers.

>>180806470
holy shit that demobabe is THICC

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>tfw all of the nerfs announced for pyro update seem like they don't go far enough
the only satisfying ones are DR and Darwin's Shield desu
>>180805281
english breafast is the only good thing the british shove down their ugly mouth
>>180798931
>she
>>180802769
this is actually good

>>180806793
>>180803923

>registering suprise
Uh-oh

>>180806470
>that sniper drinking what seems to be jarate
>blocking the spy's face behind him
fuck that's good

>>180807276
>2 blue scouts who look like the same guy
that's some serious spy cosplay

With seemingly everything getting nerfs, how likely is it that several pyro and demoman unlocks also got the nerf bat?

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best dad coming through !

>>180807497
I'd say about 100% chance of something on those classes being nerfed.
You heard it here, guaranteed nerf to something one of those classes has.

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>>180806848
what did he mean by this?

>>180807585
>caber nefed again

>>180807497
demo and pyro are some of the most balanced classes imo
the nerfs i want the most right now are Reserve Shooter, and TINY Vaccinator and Direct Hit nerfs
>cap direct hit damage at 110 or so so it doesnt one-hit 125hp classes
>remove fire resistance from Vaccinator altogether, it would honestly make it more comfortable to use switching directly from bullet to explosive resistance

>>180807497
I really hope the scorch shot gets its splash radius cut in half.

>>180807790
>direct shit gets the lock n lulz treatment

>= +25% damage to buildings
>- -70% blast radius
>- 50% extra damage taken while rocket jumping

IM CALLING IT

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>>180807591

Well there's two main possibilities. Either this is a haonew.ru situation or it's a "shit damn you actually did something worthwhile" situation.

Neither is all that great :P

>>180807775
I really doubt that. Might be cool to have a cooldown after which you get a new caber though.

>caber now regens w/ 30 seconds timer
>crits while bast jumping
>user takes 50% more explosive damage when active and blast jumping

PLEASE

>>180807960
direct hit is the only rocket launcher that goes faster than stock and still gets a damage bonus
in fact it goes too fast, to the point that rocket jumps arent that good with it

>>180808286
Do you really want an infestation of trolldiers on demo without a clue how to play the class? Because that's what you will get.

>>180808309
I'm fairly certain the problem is the blast radius more than the speed of the projectile

>>180808398
oh thats probably right
idk, its such a hated weapon they could probably nerf it to the ground and nobody would care

>remove mini-crits on airborne targets
its easier to hit directs since the projectile is super fast, and they give it an extra bonus for airshots
>remove damage bonus

>>180807960
That would be ridiculously overpowered, especially considering the new mantreads.

>>180808659
can you tell me where you got "hated weapon" and " nobody would care" from?
the direct hit is incredibly balanced seeing as how most unlocks go
soldier sacrifices all of his blast radius to delete scouts minisentries and roamers, as well as raising the skill ceiling since now you cant shoot the floor or spam chokepoints anymore
it absolutely has no reason to get nerfed

>>180809014
>raising the skill ceiling
debatable
it reduces the skill ceiling on airshots since you barely have to predict as much as with any other rocketlauncher
it reduces the skill ceiling on rocket jumps since you simply cant rocket jump as well with it

>>180806720
they are not teammates they are just members of the same mix group that i see every week

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>>180808145
I mean, it is in fact better than the average "post ur loadout" thing you get, and i'm happy this kind of creativity's in /tf2g/

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>>180809385
Yeah, I enjoy doing those as well, quite a lot of them only end up with lines and an accent color though.

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>tfw friends finally realizing that playing nothing but OW competitive is grinding on their souls and I might actually have fun with them in tf2 again

sandvich nerf
if an enemy picks it up, the recharge time is reset to one minute and you are marked for death for 12 seconds

sandvich buff
removed recharge timer, can now throw as many sandviches as you want, sandviches never despawn, -15% damage

sandvich redesign
recharges only from dealing damage

>>180810142
-no random critical hits

>>180810175
best one desu

>>180810242
woah woah what are you crazy? random crits are the only reason people would keep that equipped at all. do you want no one to use the sandvich ever?

>>180809807

Qrorr

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>>180809829
>tfw friend that said he would never play TF2 because of the artstyle finally wants to try it
>says he wants to be a scout/spy main

>go to market garden someone
>get air piped
>from the momentum of the pipe I get to a pyro
>I hit him and it makes the squishy melee sound
>it doesn't register
I'm going to fucking scream

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>>180811504
epic muselk gameplay
i love TROLLdiering XD

>>180812173
No I was just having the market gardener in my back pocket, because I don't want to rely on escape plan because I feel like they might change it I figured I'd just go for it because I was low on ammo

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>>180787670
Upward genuinely is fucking based

Borneo would be up there it wasnt for all the spawn being so easy to spawnrape fro hidden angles

>>180789062
you dont understand the problem

theyre not nerfing the ambassador cause of spiepers, but cause the hackers caught on to its ability to effectively sniper while up close, critting everyone in the area for 120 every half second in a way thats not as easily bannable as sniper

>>180806074
i made tea

post games that you would enjoy a lot if it wasnt for shit-tier spaghetti netcode
>For Honor
>Quake Champions
>Overwuatch

>>180813517
GTA V

When's that single player DLC coming, ((Rockstar))?

>>180813517
any PC fighting game ever
CSGO

>>180813570
forgot about GTA V
Peer 2 Peer was a mistake
how is the custom online going ?

>>180813517
r6 siege
csgo
CoD

post games that you would enjoy a lot if it wasnt for shit-tier BR's

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>this is what the battlestation of a top 10 TF2 soldier looks like
>>180813832
>shit-tier BRs
i live in the first world, far away from such creatures

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why aren't you improving your game and tackling into competitive TF2? its so fun !

>>180813915
>i live in the first world,
i do too

on the internet nobody is safe from such creatures
>even 4chan

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>>180813659
fucking SHIT

>have to grind to get anything you want
>hackerbro gives you money
>BAD GOYIM, NOW YOUR CHARACTER'S RESET
>DO THAT AGAIN AND YOU'LL GET BANNED
>>of course you can still buy the game again :^^^)))))

>>180814238
Because 6v6 is cancer

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3/4

Kind of want to redo engineer's HWNN frame now.

>>180814467
wrong! its the most fun gamemode in first person shooter history
where did the soldier main touch you?

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Haven't played in a while and now going to cash out my inventory.
Do strange parts count for anything now? Steam market prices are more or less the same for listings with different parts and without then at all and marketplaces like outpost are being full jew of course.
I think attached parts used to typically add 50% of part's price to item value.

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finally got it
post your most recent achievement and how you remember you got it.
oh wait, one more thing. https://strawpoll.com/rzyx8cz

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>>180815664
Was fucking around on some custom server, this dual payload map comes up, was pretty innovative and new, I enjoyed it.

So, I'm killing spies, soldiers, and this one heavy over and over, then I see another engineer trying to set up and be a merchant of death like me, so I help him out, and that's how I unlocked it. I usually just tend to myself and ignore other engies, aside from the rare sapper removal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc-2eO8FJzk

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>>180815664
>extinguish burning players 20 times with a dispenser
was playing engi for the past week or so since a friend in HL asked me to do it
never again

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>>180815664
>haven't played MvM in ages
>fuck around on boot camp
>try upgraded airstrike
>point at giants a couple of times and jump from 0 to unlocked in one wave

The Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon draws instantly and holsters instantly after firing
+50% projectile speed
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates
Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health

This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

>>180816571
>projectile penetrates enemy targets
Are you trying to make me more hated on payload maps?

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>>180815664
>Second Opinion
I have no idea how I got it and more importantly I have no idea how I haven't got it before even though I did this numerous times, including specifically attempting to get the achievement.

How realistic is Valve removing random crits this patch going to be? Should I mail them about it? I mean it seems so odd they exist at all if they complain about DR being OP etc etc

i hope the new pyro weapons have flavor text, i cant remeber the last time they did it for a hat or weapon.

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>>180815664
I fired a direct hit rocket at some soda fagger scout and a soldier quite literally flew out of fucking nowhere and ate my rocket
*Achievement horns*

I like how after all these years Valve still can't do matchmaking.

>>180816753
the most important thing about this update!

valvolvo make the bottle break again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patch notes:

Caber doesn't explode anymore

>>180817646
Patch notes:

Caber model doesn't explode anymore to prevent confusion to newer players

Shottis
+20% faster draw speed
+Can draw while minigun is spun up
+20% damage bonus vs. targets with <50% max health
-34% clip size

would you use it