/owg/-Overwatch General

>People use the Uprising Orisa skin so much that until today I forgot what she looked like for a bit.

What are the skins that are used so much they've basically replaced the original design? In my mind Reaper is now an edgy mariachi man.

>>180705214
young ana

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>two summer games items for pharah

Maybe she'll get a skin.

>>180705214
Reinhardt turned into Balderich for a few months
Police D.va is her most common skin now

>>180705264
Post the list if you have it, showed who was getting items for summer games and the event after

>>180705245
Thank you, I'd forgotten

D.va is disgusting.

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Will remodeling anon survive the brown recluse in his bedroom?

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>>180705378

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Late night Amélie.
>tfw wondering what her new Summer items are

horizon object A is way too easy to take

>>180705214

Okami Hanzo. I don't mind because I think it's actually a pretty neat skin.

>>180705245
Caps lock doesn't make your statement true.

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>>180705502
I could see her getting something like a shooting-related highlight intro.

>>180705468
>76 and Mercy getting 2 summer items each

My shekels are ready, please let them be good. Sombra getting a nice haul too.

Getting sick and tired of junkrat's jovial mood

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woo

+200 SR today

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>>180705468
>Sombra
>4 summer items
Please give her the zarya treatment Blizzard PLEASE

Why does Widowmaker have tattoos? Did she walk into a tattoo parlor as a blue woman and ask for some tattoos? Did they do it for her at Talon? Why?

>initiate and push to the point as tank with team right behind me
>dps either runs back for some reason, goes off in some alley to try and get kills or just plain cant hit the broad side of a barn

Seriously how hard is it to hit a hanzo in your face as a reaper.
that sick gank mightve worked if you shot the target but what do I know I'm just a tank

>>180705214
Genji

Oni -> Blackwatch -> Sentai

>Pick Gengu
>Lose
>Me unga
>Team bunga

remember my story

>>180705214

I am so tired of seeing Blackwatch McCree, you can't even imagine.

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How much damage should i be tanking as rein? I typically get 25k-30k damage blocked in a normal comp game. Is that too much or too little?

>>180706157
Sluts get tats, Widow is a sloot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0AXU0aVxwI&ab_channel=DSRIllusion why are we playing this shitty game when theres bigger fish to fry

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Canon before the end of this year... right?

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>Somehow win with gold elims/damage as winston when we have a mcree and a pharmercy

I finally figured out why I'm only a low Master players this season instead of my usual mid-GM: it's ducking dive compl I hate going against it and I can't use any of the characters used in it. Dive ruined this game for me

>>180706552
why not play counters

>>180705468
>mei getting a summer item
Please be a skin

>>180706550
winston only does bad damage in 1v1. he can consistently put out a large amount of total damage by tickling multiple people at once

>>180706552
>ducking

hello phoneman

BROWN RECLUSE ANON HERE

THERES ANOTHER ONE

TWO IN MY ROOM

HELP

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST WIDOWMAKER WHO DECIDED TO PAY ME A VISIT BUT SHE BROUGHT FRIENDS

H E L P

IF THERES 2, THERES MORE

THERE WERE 2 UPSTAIRS, NOW 2 IN MY ROOM

AND I ONLY FINISHED REMODELING MY ROOM, NOT THE ENTIRE BASEMENT

>>180706656
>anon finds out he has a brown recluse infestation in his house
rip

>>180706552
you're shit at the game, git gud and learn how to adapt

>>180706656
>he bought a recluse infested house
haha RIP this nigga

>>180706656
time to burn down the house anon
it's the only way

>>180706656
fuuuuuck anon aren't those spiders like super dangerous?

You're in big trouble D:

>>180706656
use your overwatch training anon
pick your favcrite widow counter and run with it
I suggest winston and just start throwing all of your shit at them in an attempt to kill them

>>180706656
freeze the fuckers

>>180706656
For real man I'd call pest control
I wouldnt fuck with that shit
Dunno if this is a joke or not but regardless we care about you anon dont get bitten doing something stupid because memes

>>180705214
Widow now has a midriff

>>180706656
Put a glue trap under your bed
You might never sleep again though, after you see the results

>>180706804
>>180706656
This is low-key a really good idea. If you can find out where their nest is you might be able to dump some dry ice or liquid nitrogen in the hole and kill all of them.

Does this sound retarded?

>>180705034
WHEN DOOMFIST?

>>180706656
Widow brought friends. You don't get to bring yours.

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>>180706725
>>180706738
>>180706749
>>180706764
>>180706769

Wait do these spiders have puss puss?

>>180707048
NO

>>180707048
please don't

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>>180706921
Talon skin is a great skin.

>>180706552
Okay Codey

>>180706435
Sounds about right. It really depends on how you block, how long the fights last, and how long the match is.

>>180707005
august

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HELP

>>180707176

It's perfect except for the goggles. They're kind of underwhelming.

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>>180707048

>>180707223
Do you have any thick gloves? According to Wikipedia, they aren't known to jump.

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Jamison Fawkes!

>>180705904
Why is that, anon?

>>180707223
WIDOWMAKER HERE

>>180707246
Wtf is that spider okay? That seems kinda cruel.

>>180707246
i am going to pretend i never saw this

"Due to increased fear of these spiders prompted by greater public awareness of their presence in recent years, extermination of domestic brown recluses is performed frequently in the lower midwestern United States. Brown recluse spiders possess a variety of adaptive abilities, including the ability to maintain homeostasis for several seasons with no food or water.[44] Additionally, these spiders survive significantly longer in a relatively cool, thermally stable environment.[45]

The most important precaution is to remove and reduce trash and rubbish from your property, such as woodpiles, boxes, plywood, tires, and trash cans—especially if they are stored right next to the house. With attached garages, block off house access by sealing cracks around doors and access holes for electrical conduits or plumbing. In the Midwest, some brown recluse bites occur when a sleeping person rolls over during the night, and the trapped spider bites. In the bedroom, move the bed away from the wall, remove any skirts or ruffles and remove all items stored under it. This minimizes chances that any spider can crawl onto the bed. Do not leave clothes and shoes on the floor, or shake them before dressing if they are left out. Apparel and equipment that is only occasionally worn should be stored in tightly closed plastic bags, especially if stored in the garage or other dark storage areas. Typically, pesticide control of spiders is difficult. There are various insecticides available in retail outlets labeled for spider control. However, spiders' perched legs allow them to walk over most pesticides, making the use of chemicals to eradicate the spiders impractical and unnecessarily toxic.[44] A 2014 study indicates that fumigation may be more effective than previously believed.[46] Sticky traps placed along floor boards offer a non-insecticidal way to trap spiders as well as provide an idea of population levels in the structure."

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>>180707223

BONJOUR

>>180706956
i meant just throw ice cubes at those hellspawn until they fuck off back to whatever corner of hell they came out of, but thats better

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>>180707223
You will die.
"Widowmaker" isn't just a pretty name.

>>180707246
that poor spider

>>180707176
her skin color looks so weird tho

welp thanks guys looks like I'm not sleeping tonight, only imagining Brown Recluses are walking all over the top of my bed.

>be in comp
>trickling in hard
>somehow pull a victory out of our asses
>teammate says in team chat "we were trickling pretty hard"
>other teammate types out in team chat "and we STILL won lol"
>first teammates butt buddies chime in chat "LOL you know the enemy team can't hear you right?!"

...These people are legally allowed to vote.

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>tfw you want Widowmaker to become your wife so bad she actually shows up to kill you

Am I the chosen one? 4 Brown Recluses in one day.

GUYS

CAPTCHA : PARIS VASSARE

>>180707829
sleep on the couch

>>180707839
>...These people are legally allowed to vote.
I wouldn't count on that

>>180706056
what would sombra's "Sport" be?

i'm sure they can give her jsut about any "normal clothes" skin and it would be amazing, wouldnt mind a tennis skirt and tank top

>blizzard will fuck it up somehow

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>>180707829
I'll sleep soundly imagining a bunch of French spiders walking all over my bed.

>>180707862
holy shit i cant believe we found gerard

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>>180707176

>>180707885
I hate summer vacation.

>>180707829
Only indigenous in south east-ish USA

>>180707862
Gerard pls go.

>>180707887
One anon suggested she could get pole vaulting because it's kind of like her throwing her translocator in the air. Or maybe baseball.

>>180707223
at the moment of the kill
theyre never more alive

>>180705214
I see Daddy-o D'va a lot.

>>180706656
just go winston whenever you die horribly and respawn

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>>180705468
>lucio two summer games items

he got 2 legendaries and an emote last year, blizz plz

horizon is a bad map

>>180708192
I wanna have fun playing Lucio but I find him so boring
what is his niche, owg? What am I supposed to be doing other than being a speedy nigger

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>>180707941
How about Birb-eating spider?

Convince me not to spend 1000 credits on Frogston.

>>180708284
why the fuck would you ever buy non-event legendaries

>>180708284
summer games skins soon

>>180706435
~12-15k per long round is normal
there are ways to not shoot the shield and their comp is probably going to change if your shield is having that kind of impact

>too much damage avoidance
not a thing unless you're blocking damage for nobody behind you

>>180708243
It's certainly the most dull-looking map. Even if I don't like maps they tend to look nice but Horizon is so boring to look at.

>>180708272
why doesn't widow have skins named after other types of spiders

>>180708192
As a Lucio main who missed the last Summer games event, and on behalf of Lucio mains everywhere, go fuck yourself. He can never have enough items.

>>180708246
Bullying
Teammate rescue
Zoning
More Bullying
High ground ownership
Basically whatever you want because almost no one can stop you

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who else /dontplaycomp/ here?

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Pharah is best Imouto.

>>180708350
Young Ana

>>180708246
Healing. That's his goddamn job. Healing and surviving as long as possible, so he can keep healing. Wall riding is for bronze shitters. It's an "oh shit" button, not a strategy.

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Prove this image wrong.

>>180708246
get better at wall riding and shooting i guess, few people really expect lucios to be aggressively chasing them down and fewer can do anything to stop you.

you're actually wasting the hero slot if you're just standing around AOE healing thinking you're useful, really depressing that people still expect this from lucio after his very first nerfs last year

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how to deal with wisdom tooth pain, can't go to the dentist until monday

it's like a painful flesh bubble in the back of my jaw

>>180708284
he might get a better skin for summer games?

>Recoil Recovery Aim Compensation

ON or OFF?

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>>180708457
Reporting in, though it is annoying to hear "it's just quickplay" when that's all you play

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>>180708457

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>>180705264
>that blue bandana
Pharah would make a qt pirate.

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>>180708457
me

>>180708284
3k credit summer skins and their alternate colors, skins for heroes that got nothing originally

3 new heroes to add summer skins, highlights, etc for, hopefully 4

>>180708590
sorry buddy you've got problems
but recluse anon has deady assassin spiders in his house right now and I wanna know the end of this

>>180708741
>>180708590

Alright I'll hold off for now.

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Brown Recluse Anon here

What does it mean if my captchas are now French words, even though I havent typed any French words or googled French stuff???

Is it meant to be???

Does this mean shes going to kill me in my sleep by sitting on my face????

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>>180707887
Beach volleyball maybe if they make it separate enough from regular volleyball
Don't know what the hell they'd do for orisa though

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>>180708760
pretty sure brown recluse anon is death

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>>180705468
>reinhardt unlikely to get wrestling suit skin

why even live

>>180708887
well what's a sport a robot centaur with one hand can play

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>>180708457
Right here, it's either QP or Mystery Heroes for me

>>180708859
You realize recluses aren't widows, right?
You're gonna get the nog equivalent of Widowmaker.

>>180709001

Rugby, since she's unstoppable.

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>>180709001
Orisa can switch out her arm attachments

>>180708859
>"The Widow's Kiss."
You asked for it.

>>180709126
Does she carry around her gun in some way though? Seems silly if she doesn't

>>180708590
Try using ice to at least numb it and reduce some swelling for a bit. Don't bite the ice either.

>>180708457
me

I dropped from highish gold to low silver just from placement matches dropping me each season because I never bother climbing.

>>180709212

Yeah she stores it in her ass.

>>180708457
wake me up when the roster is 35+ strong and blizzard is emotionally secure with what they want heroes and maps to be

30% stat changes, half cooldown speeds, replacing of entire abilities and effects, adding and changing maps - all things that are happening smack in the middle of "competitive" seasons

people unironically think this game is finished enough to take seriously or be emotionally invested in competitively

it's still a fun game but why suffer through blizzards chaotic balancing and unstable mid-seasonal meta status unless you're genuinely trying to make money playing the game

>>180709273
her bedonk a donk

>>180709126
I've always wondered where the fuck this car was coming from in the first place

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>>180707206
>>180708379
Thanks doods.

>>180709126
>tfw no Numbani gf

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>>180709412
fuckin omnic drivers amirite

>>180707986
Thought since she's Mexican she would be pole vaulting to get over the wall

>>180709224
i dunno why i didn't think of that earlier, thanks anon. guess i'll make an ice pack and just sleep on it.

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>tfw you live in a state with no brown recluses

I'd rather deal with faggot liberals and mexicans than those fucking things.

>>180709950
nevada?

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Is there anything worse in this game than to see you have a Widow, Genji and Hanzo on your team?

>I'll change if I dont get a pick
>Never gets pick, never changes

How the fuck do you not get a pick as Hanzo, damn.

>>180710004
southern california

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>>180707402
>>180707434
>>180707736

spiders feel "pleasure" or (something like it, arachnids don't feel good the same way mammals do) when making webs. that spider is basically getting tied down and pleasured until it can't make web anymore

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>>180709950
>scorpions, snakes, gila monsters, probably like twenty other different kinds of poisonous spiders
hey jeff where's the hero from arizona, their villain origin story can be they fucking lived in arizona

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>>180709381

>going back to QP for a few rounds after playing comp nonstop for weeks
It's like being put on the retard bus.

>Quit the game when Ana was released
>Get back into it just now
>WTF it's actually fun
>Having a blast with Orisa
>Realise it was the faggots I played with that made the game shit
Remember anons play with friends who are a joy to be around

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>>180710006
Going up against a 6 stack and your team is all solo queuers. How is this fucking fair at all?

>>180706656
Call an exterminator ASAP - don't try to kill them yourself if you suspect an infestation, these things are VERY dangerous if they bite you. Make sure to shake out your shoes and any other articles of clothing before you put them on. If you can, move your bed away from the wall so it's harder for them to get up there. Please, please be careful.

>>180710084
Uh, anon... you know that means you're in desert recluse territory, right? They still have the same necrotic bite as brown recluses.

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>widow bites you
>the ensuing venom paralyzing you
>also gives you a boner
>widow pulls off your pants
>she goes to town, destroying your pelvis
>eventually she cums, gets off your lap, and kills you before cuddling with you and says "au revoir"

>>180710148

What's the logic behind the D.Va/76 pairing? Why would there ever be romance there?

>>180710175
Can't be any worse than Australia

>>180710359
I don't live in east SoCal and those spiders hate urban areas anyways.

>>180710359
dunno if it'll help for spiders but when i had a scorpion problem awhile back (they were getting into my bed) i tried this trick where i stuck glass jars around the legs of my bed, apparently they can't climb up glass.

>>180710469
There isn't. It's literally just an age difference fetish. That's it.

>>180710469
It's shipping. Most dont need no logic behind them.

So /owg/
If your kid played overwatch would you do queue with them?

>>180710472
arizona is basically the states' australia.

>>180710148
do you have a source for that? that's fascinating

>>180710148
i'm gonna have to ask why do you know that

>>180708527
If they add a 1 hero limit I think it'll improve it greatly

>playing comp
>mom walks in
>"Anon, is your old stress habit returning?"
>"What? No?" She can see it clearly that it has
>"I bet it's because ypure always playing these video games. You need to stop now."
>"It's not that"
>"Then what is, you're supposed to tell your mother these things"
>I can't because not something I can just tell her
>make up some story about being scared for my future because I don't know what I want as a career
>my mic was on the entire time, everyone heard this awful story I made up
I think I should stop playing forever now

>>180710773
18+ etc

>>180710773

I feel bad for you.

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>>180710773

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>>180710773
What the fuck lad

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>>180710773
Sounds like you could do with some time off from the game and that your mom really cares about you.

>>180710773
LMAO

anon you made me choke on my drink

>>180710175
As an AZfag, it's really not that bad. The heat will kill you before a gila monster does, and scorpions can be dealt with relatively easily if you're careful. It helps if you make your property less attractive by keeping crickets and other prey bugs out - ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, after all.

>>180710518
I think it depends on the spider. Some of them don't have a problem climbing on glass while others struggle due to the lack of grip.

>>180710773
Your mom's being supportive and caring. Don't be a dick. Take her advice.

twitch dot tv slash enumbre

what is this

>>180711284
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR E-CELEB GARBAGE

>>180711221
But I can tell her I'm gay

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>>180711352
>enumbre
>e-celeb

>>180711385

Are you a Mercy main?

>>180711456
>gay
>mercy mains

silly anon everyone knows that all gay people main mcree. i'd know

>>180711423
>M-muh e-celeb I like isn't an e-celeb totally xD

>>180711576
Not him, but you dont know who enumbre is do you?

>>180711576
I was laughing at the notion that someone could think a nobody like enumbre deserves to be called an eceleb
Sorry you were too stupid to comprehend that

E-"""celebs""" are the biggest meme since reddit, holy shit

>>180711919
Enumbre is a faggot who relies on aimbots
thats the joke anon. its okay we cant get em all

>>180711919
nice try enumbre

>>180711965
>Enumbre is a faggot who relies on aimbots
has it been proven?

>>180711919
>he doesn't know who Enumbre is

Lurk more newfag.

>>180712015
this is just sad now anon
chalk it up to a loss and try again next time. I await your next try with bated breath.

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I'm at 50% win/loss ratio right now in fucking mid plat (2700-2900 range). I'm awful at this game.
Should I kms right now?

>>180712037
He frequently posts tons of "questionable" webms here back in Season 1-2.

>>180712049
>He doesn't watch twitch kappa xD epic streams
>Newfag
It's the twitch watching fuckspawn that are the newfags

>>180712135
I don't think so, he just posts the lucky ones, when you have hundreds of hours in a game and post a dank webm, it looks suspicous. Also he doesn't even have good aim, he just flicks for everything, and flicking is inconsistent by nature.

>>180712142
Buddy I dont even watch streams and I know who he is
This isnt a shill. You're just new here, its okay. Happens to the best of us, I've argued tonnes of stupid shit on here that I now know is a load of shit because I'm comparatively new

Ana is so much fun to play and so rewarding but god damn is it stressful. Never tried her before and just missing two or even three shots feels like such a anxiety attack, especially as the solo healer.

>>180712216
>he hasn't seen the webm where he snaps dead center on a Zarya not seen in his fov in Anubis

>>180712515
>what is a lucky flick

>D.Va uses her ult in the middle of Hanamura point B
>kills me on the platform everyone always fights for

>>180712556
Hi Enumbre.

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granmaster zen here, did you know you're supposed to die a lot? noobs will tell you "dying is the worst thing you can do" that's why you're stuck in plat

take risks and reap the rewards

also you don't need to call out discords, just choose the targets that are taking damage. let your team choose their targets, not you

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>comp ~10am-3pm: constructive, everyone communicating, everyone does their job more effectively
>comp after 3pm: dps can't shoot a reinhardt barrier 5 meters away, healers do absolutely nothing, tanks never initiate and stand at choke, hardly any comms, if there are some it's not game related

What is this phenomenon? Is there some rule of nature that only allows trash to play the game at certain times? Is it the weekend? It's odd that two people within the same SR bracket play on two entirely different levels.

>>180713023
Budding zen main, been rough switching from 76. I tend to do what youre saying though but adjusting to projectile, yeah...

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>HEAD IN STOWB MEAST
What did she mean by this?

>lose one match
>lose the next five matches of the night
How do they know?!

>>180713218
this is like a natural occurring phenomenon
>>180713026

>buy origin
>played medic in tf2 decide to play mercy
>fag on mic "mercy getting dominated"
is there some kind of meme where nobody protects the fucking medic?
why can mercy ONLY use flight when locked to a teammate?

>Can't get certain skins
>Can't buy specific skins
Fucking why

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>>180711284
>take a look at one of his vods cuz why not
>he's barely hitting shit with his autism flicks
>literally cherrypicks all of his webms
>mei accidentally walls off enemies and saves them from high noon
>in an autistic fit he tries to add the mei to message him directly
>in a further autistic fit he tries adding all of the other members of the stack
>just to tell them that he'll throw if it happens again
>instead of just saying it in teamchat
is this what peak autism looks like?
https://www.twitch
.tv/videos/153719717?t=09m51s

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>>180705468
What are the chances Widowmaker gets a gymnast skin?

>>180705214

Lucio's Synaesthesia skin.

>>180713121
>HEAD IN STOWB MEAST means heroes never die in german

>>180713609
If Mercy could just fly around the map willy nilly she'd be absurdly broken.

>>180713026
>Play ranked after midnight on euro servers
>5 DPS comps
>Attack Torbjörns
>Chat only used for "dps switch"
>Same people in every game

>>180710602
I would probably climb twice as fast with one teammate who is guaranteed to pick what I want

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When can we get another support healer?!
I play Ana and Mercy exclusively and I was another healer-focused supp. I don't enjoy Zen and I absolutely despise Lucio's playstyle.

>>180713916
That was too funny. He's entertaining to watch with the flicks however.

>>180713942
Zero, too revealing

>tfw having a hard time breaking 2000

the worst part is i don't understand what i'm doing wrong. i'm not solo ulting, i'm staying with the group and my aim is decent enough. i'd like to just blame it on getting stuck with silver shitters who drag the team down but i'm worried it's my fault

>>180714140
Like Pharah is?

>>180713942
It's her default skin but no pants, it'd be Mei's Christmas skin all over again.

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How do you deal with a team that all goes on top of the giant plane and have several hitscan on gilbraltar?

>>180713121
How can someone have such poor auditory processing?

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>>180714336
Sombra heals faster then zenyatta with large hackpacks.

Honestly we need a defense healer and a tank builder.

>>180714581
Push the payload past them while holding up a barrier

>>180714507
Pharah's only broken with Mercy. Just so happens she can fly up there with her.

>>180710469
Asian/latina girls in general care a lot less about age difference, and even normal women tend to look for guys their age 5-10 years older than them after high school.

If you've ever worked with teenagers, there is kind of an unspoken thing that the girls tend to crush on you, even if you are in your 30s or 40s, It usually doesn't last longer than a few weeks, but a some of the smarter/more ambitious ones will focus you harder, because guys their own age are laughing at farts and masturbating to porn on their phones.

On top of that, (white) men age very well, and don't really reach their peak attractiveness until their late 20s or 30s.

Basically, it make perfect sense that an ambitious/competitive Korean 19-year-old would go after an older white guy, especially when he is basically an alpha male legend. Morrison/76 would have been the global standard for masculinity when she was growing up.

>there're now 4-5 diamond on one team every game I play now
I should just quit comp. I dunno what the fuck is going on but I lost like 600 SR so fast

>>180714898
Its also funny to imagine Ana and co giving him shit while an inappropriately young, moderately autistic young woman tries to pursue him.

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>>180714336
>wants a drama free relationship
You brought it on yourself

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I'm sitting at 4000-something competitive points.
I know that you can only hold onto 6000 at a time, so I feel like buying another golden gun just so I don't end up getting wins that don't earn points.
Even though I don't care about or even like the golden guns, and I don't equip any of the ones I've already bought, so I shouldn't even fucking care about the competitive points either.
But whatever.
Post ending in 2 decides whose gun I get.

>>180715250
Mercy.

>>180715250
Mercy

>>180715278
Do you think I won't do it?

>>180715250
Get mercy.

>>180715250
Bastion

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>>180715250

>>180714526
>default skin with no pants

You say that like its a bad thing

>>180715250
Widow

>>180715342
Gimme a sec.

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20757225730

>be gold shitter
>play pharah
>easy rank up to gm

LMAO

>>180715342
WINRAR. Post webm.

hey if the d.va va thing was nothing what the hell was the korean twitter hinting at?

>>180715250
Torb

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>>180715250
>>180715342
>>180715374

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>trying to Winston when the enemy has a Bastion

>play character i like and have experience with
>lose match

>phone in some meta shit that the guy calling the shots wants like pharah or lucia
>stomp them

fun

>>180715584
Nice, what's your rank?

>>180707986
>pole vaulting because it's kind of like her throwing her translocator in the air.

What? How is throwing an object in the air any way related to Pole Vaulting. Discus is the obvious choice.

>>180715741
Shot Put

>>180708457
>playing a 'ranked' mode where you're punished for being a team player and rewarded for instalocking DPS and playing deathmatch
>taking a game like Overwatch seriously

Of course I don't play that.

>>180707986
>>180715741
Pole vaulting has you traveling in an arc through the air, up and over an object.
When she throws her translocator up in the air and teleports to it quickly (trying to escape / flank / drop in the middle of the enemies for an EMP), it looks a hell of a lot like that arc.
Devil's advocating my ass off here.

>>180715513
Does Torb's golden weapon make his turrets gold?

>>180715741
It will be soccer garb in Mexican flag colors. Mark it down.

>be symettra
>have everything insta-lock on aim for you
>be mercy
>m1 people who are hurt and just sit behind them, m2 your pharah fuckbuddy on occasion if you feel spicy
>be roadhog
>hook, m1, melee and heal

Why would anyone play these for enjoyment? Why would anyone main them other than being the biggest crutch heroes in the game?

>>180715741
>>180716032
Has it right but I admit it's a stretch. You're guess is a better one.

>>180714230
>KSA
>Ahmed
>Muhammad
>Abdul

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>>180715675
Soon to be Top 500. :^)

>>180715250
Torb

is it just me or is the PTR slow as shit?

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>Symmetra locks her beam on me
>Run around the corner and sigh a breath of relief
>The beam loops around the corner and is still on me

Defend this shit right now

>>180713121

It's HEAD ESTABLISHED you stupid fuck

>>180716285
It's only for like half a second that it's still on you. And even then she's bottom 5 competitively. You faggots act like it arcs around corners actively to get you.

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i just noticed im on overbuff's top 100 list for lucio
do these lists mean much or what

>>180716445
it's just an ego rub
don't take it too far

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>2017
>Still no damage numbers
>HUD is still dogshit that places the ultimate charge in too prominent a position while health is almost ignorable in comparison
>HUD is still also white when you have white as hell maps like Nepal and Illios, making it hard to see
>Still no ability to turn off obnoxiously large weapon models

game sucks

>>180716445
You aren't but lists on literally who sites don't matter
>>180716624
>Tracerfag is a retard
What a surprise

>go into 3v3
>guy on my team picks Widowmaker
>tell him it's a terrible decision and I don't want to lose
>"nah bro it's cool, i'm good with her."
>he gets killed in 10 seconds

Why does this game attract the absolute bottom of the barrel low IQ plebs?

>>180716624
>huge as fuck viewmodels

That's the worst out of all of those

>>180716715
blizzard game
popular
has a mute system, report system
has an active reddit community
has options for casual play
has a number of mechanics which means players who cant aim can still do well
the games competitive system encourages maining

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>when you're zapping 5 people at once as Winston

>>180711284
>been "following" this dude on the general for a while because interesting in learning from the "best"
>random flick shot shit which misses more than half of the time.
>seems pretty toxic in general, chat banned?
>really seems to be carried in most games.

>>180713916
lmao wow this is fuckin sad.

>>180714363
entertaining? maybe. top500 feel? far from.

I just expected a lot more tbqh.

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I took a tally of today's win rate:
3 wins
18 losses

>>180716794
>>180716715
>le sekrit klub

>>180716943
>>>r/overwatch

just give mcree his damage back and there will be no more pharahs

I'll kill all of them

>>180716853
>entertaining? maybe. top500 feel? far from.

I'm GM, not top 500, it's too much of a grind to reach top 500 atm and it will require many hours, I rather chill and play QP with my friends.

His aiming style is pretty much all flick, he rarely tracks targets, not that he's not capable, it seems to be his style. I've got a lot better aim than him but if you told me to flick like he does, I won't be as good. It's only natural that he'd be inconsistent with his shots as it's a trait of flicking.

I see no reason to be proud of ladder games. It's stupid.

>>180717015
I kill them with Genji and Zenyatta.

Who needs McCree?

>>180716970
>le anyone who disagrees must be reddit
>I think le sjws are bad but act exactly the same

>>180716798
Is... is that a good face or...

>>180716652
>called a retard for wanting weapon models turned off

I know it's you Jeff

I haven't played the the newest update at all. Is my boy Reaper good now? Well, at least not garbage tier?

>>180717318
>>180717339
>>>/reddit/

>>180717393
How the fuck is me asking about Reaper's viability reddit?

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>>180717219

> playing on smurf to boost my friends
> carrying on dps all night, 7 or 8 game winstreak
> they decide to get cheeky and force me into support
> get wrecked

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>losing games in paly/gold region left right and center
>walk into team with people who either rage over stupid shit and troll, troll right off the bat, or are a duo/trio and don't join chat but do stupid shit
shit boys, when do actually good players log on

Why is Tracer so perfect? It hurts knowing that real girls will never be able to compete.

>>180717543
>le everyone but me is bad

>>180717478
That... that doesn't help...

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Give one hero someone else's cooldown abilities.

What's the most overpowered thing you could create?

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>>180716285
Autolock in this game is full of bug in general, Symmetra is shit so Blizzard give her lower priority for fixing.

>>180717631
Mccree but in sentry form

>>180717631
Replace Reaper's teleport with Tracer's blinks

If we're allowed to do more then one, then give Reaper Recall too in place of Wraith Form.

>>180717594
>le torbjorn turret in base as he runs into enemy fire
>le rage cage mad because he wasn't healed in backline
>le 2/6 in voice chat
You're not using your meme in the right context reddit

>>180717339
He's as good as nuRoadhog, but still shit in general.

>>180717779
>>180717737
epic :P XD I'm glad all us masters of overwatch are here :P XD

>>180717631
Reinhardt with Tracer's Blink.

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>people complaining about Mercy mains getting free rides in Comp
>pick Mercy
>people keep diving into bad spots then bitch about not getting healed
>teammates keep diving into different corners of the map
>YO REZ
>REZZZZZ
>can only ever rez one person at a time
>every person I power amp can't hit a fucking thing

>>180717631
Give Hanzo Orisa's alt fire

>>180717339
He's good against Winston and D.va, but not top tier.

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>Trying to hit plat
>2465 this weekend
>constantly hovering around 2400
>premades in comp
>lose


Can someone explain to me why people get into groups of 2,3,4 and treat it as their own special forces team and ignore the other people on the team
I've lost several games where these shitfaces get in and refuse to work

Hit high of 2465 this weekend and now im 2319

>>180717885
>Roadhog standing in the middle of the first choke on volskaya, I'm trying to heal him.
>he gets focused and dies
>MERCY WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE HEALS

That was my first competitive match.

>>180717885
You're supposed to get a group you can be a healslut for, anon.

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Cool. Barely top500 with a 40% win rate. Cool system.

>>180717339
Most teams diamond and below don't have a ready response for a flanking reaper. Most damage are in front lines being idiots so reaper in back blowing healers heads off will mostly go unpunished unless they have a smart ana/zen that sleepdart+piss bottle or discord ball blasts you

>giving the roleplayer (you)s

You've changed, owg

>>180717987
>same shit like you for weeks
>premade of 3
>winstreak to plat
ezpz boys

>>180718054
Ana is a better healer for RH, Pissbottle him, shoot him with darts while he huffs, and no amount of logical damage can stop him

>>180718182
>40wins and 20h to get to top500

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>>180717987
>trying my hardest to get to diamond
>disconnect at the beginning of the match
>lose 50 SR
>my efforts in the last 2 games have practically been thrown into the gutter

Torbjorn Ready to twerk!

>>180717987
4 people should follow 1 guy. 1 guy should not just follow 4

>>180717885
>being a healslut for people you don't even know
that's depraved

>>180718186
My stats with reaper are completely nutty because of this. I'm on fire like 30% of the time.

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>when you go 6-6 and it ends in a draw

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NYYYYYYYYAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH I CAN BREAK THROUGH THIS TIME

>>180715606
>hero-based competitive game
>the meta changes at regular intervals
>you don't get to have mains


if you want to main something forever press the quickplay button broseph

>>180718745
hah.
no.
what goes up must come down.
youre gonna go down now

>>180717587
She was designed that way, anon. Don't fall for their lies.

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>>180718745
>Got to plat
>literally the game after my promo was a troll
>it literally will not stop going down
>even games of maximum effort get shot down because of stupid shit
I want this nightmare to end anons, it's too fucking much

>>180717631
Give Winston sentries

>>180718384
Are you saying that is good or bad?

>>180710809
>he must be younger than 18 because he lives with his mom

lol grandpa

>>180717631
Widowmaker with Scouting arrow and 76's aimbot

Alternatively, give Ana Discord orb

>>180719016
Don't worry, you're going home
to Bronze

>>180717631
Give tracer rein charge

>>180719156
I never go below 2100, ive been teetering on 2300 all week but i guess weekend OW is 100% garbage tier
>a tranny is playing reaper calling healers shit

i need to play at like, 3-5pm Central time on weekdays

>>180717631
Widow gets Scatter Arrow

Why does this game have such retarded matchmaking? Why do you gain more or less SR based on random stupid shit instead of just having a standard ELO system like literally every other game? Why is the game designed around having characters like Dva that completely negate other characters just by holding right click? Why is the game allowed to be unrecorded if someone leaves even if you've already taken the first point and he was mad because he knew they were going to get steamrolled?

>>180719067
It just freaks me out that once you get a high rank whether it's by start or by climbing everything just gets so easy.. the climb seems over

>>180717631
Here's one to piss people off
Mercy gets wraith form

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>>180719395
Don't even bother, the fact that "Seasons" end, but your rank remaining consistent is already the biggest fucking red flag in the game
No pause for DC's is another one
>So lets just have "seasons", but the placements matches only change your end of season SR by 100-200 points
What the fuck is the point then, just either do it DotA 2 style where you are stuck with one MMR for all time you work on, or do it LoL style where each season you have a chance to place higher or lower

>>180719510
I've had throwers 30 out of my 85 games. Nobody cares anymore at any rank.

>>180707893
Why does this remind me of Ember's ghost squad so much?

>>180708457
I'm better with the heros I climb in ladder with than I am with the heroes I actually enjoy

so yeah I play more QP than comp nowadays, after I finish my last exam I'm thinking of throwing until I'm bronze so I can work my way back up with my favourite heroes.

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>tfw getting saved from certain death by enemy Mei's ice wall

>>180707181
Just played with Codey, he is GM.

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>when lucio pumps me off the map as Genji
why? I can climb and swift

>>180710310
I know man, and no one ever joins team chat.

>>180720364
>bumping a zarya or 76 off
>you can practically see the anger in the characters face

Where are all the sluts at?

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>>180719858
>tfw getting killed by friendly Mei's ice wall