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DELUDED GULAGITE edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
http://www.dotabuff.com/
http://www.opendota.com/
http://www.datdota.com/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/

Old thread: >>180652864
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Losing streaks make me genuinely depressed. Almost to the point of crying.
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>>180681481
fuck off cancel you're shit
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>>180681481
pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day
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>>180681481
I know the pain, Anon. Best you can do is get a buddy on support (Lich and Jakiro a best) and 2v5 the fuckers
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>>180681481
honestly man
just take it easy
if you have a good time playing you win even when you lose!
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is the singsing bulldog stack still in?
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nth for QoP x TA
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>>180682005
QoP x AM is better.
And if you want something really degenerate, QoP x Warlock
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>>180681841
in our hearts
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just woke up, when does SingSing play?
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>no grant + draskyll casts today
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Reminder that bulldog was exposed as a beta cuckold today
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>>180682539
How so?
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>e-celeb and streamshitters
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>>180681481
>Crying for losing a game

What are you, 8?
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tfw suck
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>you can buy 1 battle level bundle in game and another 1 in the steam store page
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>>180682619
When in the presence of other internet alphas he shuts the fuck up and can't say anything

>b-but you're supposed to be quiet in srs bsns games
then why was sing bantering away all game?
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>>180682918
damn guess I have to buy another one then
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>>180682945
because he's a vulgar jack ass
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>canceL wanted to win in the qualifiers
>picks the 2 most unserious players to team up with
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>>180683072
but cancel and his trash drafts are the reason they lost...?
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>>180683072
He fell for the
>bulldog is still good!
>singsong is not the problem! literally every team that he played with was only bringing him down!
memes
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>>180682945
Just because you're quiet doesn't mean you're beta
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I guess we'll have to wait until the majors until we see sing+bulldog stack again
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>le sing bulldog meme stack!!!

what is this? 2013? fuck off with your washed up dotards
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>>180683465

boku no reddit
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>>180683465
KOE DE OSHIGOTO
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>>180683323
t. quiet beta cuckold
>>180683465
fate/zero
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>>180682754
teach me more about hyperstone lion
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>>180683465
>koe no katachi
>Kimi no na wa
>Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi
>Toki wo kakeru shoujo
>Ookami kodomo no Ame to Yuki
>Kotonoha no niwa
>Byousoku 5 Centimeter
>Hotarubi no Mori e
>Haru
>Sakasama no patema
>Hoshi wo ou kodomo
>Aura: Maryuuinkouga Saigo no Tatakai
>Steins;Gate Movie: Fuka Ryouiki no Déjà vu
>Initial D
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WE'RE LIVE
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>>180683465
this 4 says you have to watch space dandy
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>>180683668
>literally all bad animes aside from the last one
good meme
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>>180683668
>all that pretentious shit for """""mature""""" anime watchers

Did you find that list on reddit?
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>>180681285
Remove random from ranked when?
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Why there are no professional black DotA2 players?

Is the game racist?
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>>180683724
>>180683757
i started watching them like last month, those are all i watched till now, dunno i really liked Patema inverted, wolf children and hotarubi
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>>180683781
just make it so you can't random after the first two picks on a team and the problem is solved.
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>Get a Good captain
>DingDing become a tier 1 team

Dotards?
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>BSJ is trying again
Will he make it this time?
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>>180681681
>>180681817


EXCELLENT posts
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who wins second eu qualis? Illidanstack or moriarty i think
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>>180683934
I just had a game with someone who randomed ta and did'nt know how to play her and an es who told me he was carry (shadow blade and refresher) im 2k trash who plays support please god someone give me a hero to climb with.
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>>180684162
Sing stack
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>>180683883
>Is the game racist?
no
there's pros of basically every race but black
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>>180684202
just pick spirit breaker
1k dont carry tp
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I just had a game with Axe jungle, Jugg mid and Undying offlane. They were all fucking terrible and the game ended like 50-20.
These are the games that make me want to stop playing Dota forever.
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>>180684202
pick a semicarry.
spam that hero every game until you are a god when it comes to that hero
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>>180684398
Jungle Axe was, and still is to an extent standard.
Undying offlane is as standard as it gets.
Mid Jugg is about the same as mid PA, but slightly worse
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5 fucking losses in a row. Someone how to pay with their blood.
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he's live lads, tune in
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>>180684595
But I'm already watching Lamperkat (our guy) play PUBG with Barnyyy (our guy also)!
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>>180684335
ILll try that thank you
>>180684406
Any heros you recommend? I like windrunner.
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>>180684675

who playing what with whom?????
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>>180683757
>waaah it's not escapism for gigaNEETs so it's bad
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>>180684542
Can't even type sentences right. How can I carry these kids when everyone keeps making terrible decisions?
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>>180684747
d2g is a NEET general

you can leave if you have a job, or even worse, some faggot college student
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>>180683465
Cowboy Bebob
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>>180684701
WR is fine.
The important thing about the hero is that they need to be able to fill any role and to do stuff with and without farm.
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>>180683375
I guess Adelaide?
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>>180684971
Thanks for the help
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>>180684974
adelaide
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>he is not semiNEET master race

>he is a subhuman fullNEET / normie
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>>180684875
>NEET general

Say that for yourself, buddy. Do not lump me in with your miserable life mate.
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>there is nothing interesting on so he posts frogs
quoting my actions btw
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im gonna take a nap and when I wake up their better be an Arteezy or Grant stream
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What hero do I play to climb to 6k?
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What happened in the quals? I became a degenerate wage slave on friday so i've missed everything.
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>>180685585
Underlord, Omniknight, Abba might still be good
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>>180685602
You missed absolutely fucking nothing. Sing/Bulldog/Cancel had 1 game in the OQ and failed miserable.

Peter stack got to the grand finals of 1st NA OQ but lost. Don't think Peter signed up for the 2nd NA OQ, as he seemed actually disappointed that he made it to the Grand Finals of the 1st one at all.
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>>180685898
>seemed disappointed that he made it
So he wasn't even serious about getting that far and would have dropped out if they had qualified?
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>>180685245
what's a semiNEET?
I'm doing an autistic degree and I don't socialise with anyone, do I count?
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>>180685992
Probably. He has better things to do then for sure lose the NA Qualifiers. Being that he's the pioneer of NA Dota along with Fear, he likely was in a 'Son I am disappoint' state. Like "How the fuck and why the fuck did we even make it this far".
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>don't keep up with dota for a few days
>see today Bulldog + SingSing + Cancel all on the same team
>get excited, go to watch the games
>they lost

lol
I don't know what else I expected honestly. Maybe them making it further than a single game though.
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>>180685547

tough shit bro Grant is taking a rest from being exploited by david gorman and rtz is too busy banging bitches left and right on a saturday night
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>2.25 second stun
>210 damage
>force still works on missile
>aghs allows semi-carrying

Is there any real reason I shouldn't play Gyro as a roamer? You only skill Q and W with the default build anyway.
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>>180686001
not him but I only leave my house to go to the gym
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>two supports already on the team
>brain dead nigger pick omniknight
>didn't get cc aginst am
>built mek when we had one already
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You guys ready for the DOTA bootcamp (up your game) with wagafagga and 8 literal whos for just 1500 euro + trip? sign up before it's too late: http://www.dota2trainingcamp.com/shop/
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>>180682539
It felt like he was actually trying a bit and didn't want to make it like one of his usual streams.
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>>180686627
i carried this faggot on ranked few days ago
i should be the person coaching him
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>>180686627
>2,228.13 CAD
that's shitb/o/x money senpai
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Why does bsj think hes good enough to pick shit like veno safelane?
>oh rtz did it!
hes not fucking rtz but he talks / acts / plays like he is
he is so smug but never amounts to anything
GOD I HAT ETHIS GUY reeeeeeeeee etc.
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>>180686850
i just picked veno safelane and have never heard of rtz before
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>/o/ posters on d2g

/o/ proves that even dead boards can be cancerous shitpost fests
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>>180686850
he has mmr to back it up
what do you have
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>>180686979
do you act like a 10 time TI winner and charge children for coaching sessions? do you compare yourself favorably to pro players and handicap high mmr games with your bought account? do you have an elitist god complex while having never done anything more than your average 4k pubstar?
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>>180686621
first rule of pubs, never ever pick a support that can't be played as a core

even ogre can semi-carry since he has enough HP and attack speed to whack people with orchid
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>>180687113
>do you act like a 10 time TI winner
didn't you just claim he acted like rtz, a 0 time TI winner?
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>>180687137
>can't play Omni as a core
Que? That +100 damage talent means SnY into Basher is actually viable on him. Manfight enemy carries with 6k more net worth than you do because 600hp swing and free bkb.
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>>180687212
artour is unironically considered a top player by every pro player
bsj is a running joke amongst all na players
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>>180687264
>Que? That +100 damage talent means SnY into Basher is actually viable on him. Manfight enemy carries with 6k more net worth than you do because 600hp swing and free bkb.
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>>180686850
>Why does bsj think hes good enough to pick shit like veno safelane?
yeah veno is so complicated hero n shieeeet.....need to be a TI winner like RTZ to understand him on surface level...
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>>180687264
i meant you. omni is the support equivalent of AM, a massive retard magnet.
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>>180687390
hes literally fucked up mechanically with the hero like 10 times this game alone
are you even watching the game ?
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>>180687507
rtz mechanically fails with razor on every tournament
whats your point
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just broke up with my gf of over a year

what's a good hero to play for this feel
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>>180687507
BSJ being retarded doesn't make core Veno inherently difficult.
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>>180687641
bloodseeker is your pick, brain dead normalfag
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>>180687641
you just broke up with her though lmao why should anyone here try to make you feel better
(unless you mean she broke up with you, in which case pudge is good)
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>>180687483
Oh yeah, most definitely. I don't see how you can lose with the guy without a super shitty team though.
He was kinda weak after repel got gutted in addition to his other nerfs, but now that you can't even dispel repel he's pretty fuckin IMBA in my opinion. .
Just not as IMBA.
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>>180687672
thats my point though. what are you even arguing
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>>180687641
not playing dota and solving your social issues
try playing wisp, mute everyone and don't communicate with your team
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>>180687264

Or you can play a regular carry who has attack speed and much better late game scaling while getting all of the omniknights buffs.
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BSJ won though
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>>180687738
people lose with omni because they lack the self control to not go full retard with him
last omni i had on my team was a russian that rushed bloodstone

granted i lost the game by first picking NP but still
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>>180687870
I'm not saying play CarryKnight, I'm saying play Support Omni but instead of building Aghs Greaves Refresher buy Arcanes SnY Basher into Abyssal Halberd. I mean, Omni's a greedy support so you shouldn't be picking him in games where you're not getting a lot of farm in the first place. Omni needs items a lot more than most supports do.
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what now BSJ haters
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>>180687934
>bloodstone Omni
Ahaha
aha
But why
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This game was fucking hilarious.
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>>180688296
what is this image supposed to convey? dagon strat ?
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>>180687137
>2017
>not playing carry omniknight
you dare call the disciple of the omniscience a (((healer)))?
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i carried last game as offlane omni even though my entire team wanted to give up
just build midas into radiance
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>>180688384
Yes

I guess it was funnier just to watch Slark get Decrep instagibbed repeatedly in jungle after I fucked him out of offlane even though Omni was there.
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.............dotards are you there?
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dead game
dead thread
ty
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Im watching some CS streams
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>>180689726
I'm here

>enemy slark level 2 at 4 minutes
>I'm level 3 in a trilane
>slark doesn't hit 6 until 12 minutes
>godlike streak teammate dives and feeds him 1k gold and 2 levels worth of experience for a support kill
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So the only way to get the Great Sage's Reckoning arcana is to buy it?

How is that actually allowed?
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>>180690451
you could flick rylai's wheel & hope it pops out
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>3k ranked
>game going ok i guess
>ok guys they have 2 blinks, but we can...
>wait
>tranquils into battlefury slardar
>lose
>report him
>tab out to reevaluate my life
>tab back in
>IMMEDIATE JUSTICE
Based
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>>180685373
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/our guy/ BSJ is about to play another qualifier game, who else is rooting for him?
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>>180692075
n-no thanks senpai
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>>180690451
you can get it in rylai wheel, or drop after a match
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>>180692818
>drop after a match
xdd
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>>180692818
>drop after a match
has this happened before?
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How am I actually supposed to find friends to play this game with?
One Anon told me to find groups on region chat and that ended up being shitty.
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>>180692515
dumb manko poster
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>>180694027
i'll be your friend
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Which was the better team?
BeanBoys or DingDong?
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Am I the only one who jacks off to the Rylai's Battle Blessing and Lina's Battle Blaze soundbytes of the two?
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>>180694274
death
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>>180694457
that's forbidden
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>>180694457
for once its literally just you
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>>180694457
>Lina's Battle Blaze
you're about a year late my nig
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can you imagine wanting to be a caster and actually getting casting gigs on BTS but your PC is too shit to stream?
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Is geographical matchmaking still a thing?
Let say 2 persons that live close and are around the same mmr queue at the same time in the same server. What are the chances that they end up in the same game and team?

I'd try but I have no friends near me
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>>180686556
They need to decrease the mana cost on the fucking missile already. That and his nonexistent base damage are honestly why he's so shitty right now.
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>>180694534
some of the lines are pretty good
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/1b/Cm_lngame_rew_01.mp3
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>>180686556
>aghs allows semi-carrying
isnt aghs still the side gunner? whats the point of a random attack every 1 second on a roaming gyro?
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>>180694457
>when she sees your dick
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/1b/Cm_lngame_rew_01.mp3
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>>180695626
do you think sheevers pusy is full of cancer?
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What happened?
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>>180696239
i believe you meant this
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/11/Cm_lngame_rew_02.mp3
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>this BTS NA OQ stream
so this is what 30 fps looks like...
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>>180696324
u got put back where u belong shitter
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>>180696384
more like 10 or 15
fucking bts
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>watch vod of sing's last oq match
>cancel bullying himself at the end
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>>180696591
gimme dat timestamp and link my dude, faggot fed first blood and then died twice again
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just posting this here so i can copy them thx
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>>180696591
>Not picking Void vs AM
Cancel deserved it
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>>180696715
of the whole match?
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this BTS stream is making me motion sick
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>>180696829
nice job
>>180696715
no just the last part where he start crying thx
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https://www.twitch tv/videos/154079875?t=05h51m46s
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>>180696948
LD needs to stop hiring this shitter. I remember he had to be replaced once because people complained about his shit fps
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i love playing lich and shadow shaman, what other supports make the enemy team sad?
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>>180697130
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nice slideshow ld
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is dota fun?
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>>180697130
I seriously don't know what did he expect, he should have just fucked around and had fun like the others. It's not like these open qualifier teams will make to TI anyway too.
Cancel takes Dota too seriously.
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Should Urn of Shadows upgrade into something now that it is effectively cheaper? The time between purchasing and replacing the urn is shorter now, but an upgrade would extend its life a little.

Also, how many heroes was the recipe change actually good for? Is Riki better off or worse now?
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>>180697789
he wouldn't have gotten in ti but it could have helped him get on a pro team
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>>180697810
it kinda screwed huskar and ns
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SO THIS IS THE POWER... OF MONKEY KING!
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https://clips.twitch tv/RelievedSpicySnailKappaWealth

notice how the music is in total sync with the gameplay?
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>>180698052
>urn on huskar
Why are you buying a support item on a carry?
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>>180685245
I have a girlfriend, but not friends at all. When Im not with her I just play doto and browse 4chan,.

Does that count as semiNEET?
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Thoughts on faster armlet on kunkka by skipping boots?
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>>180682945
because singsing was a plant to ruin bulldog and cancel. Both of them wanted to at least reach the finals
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>>180698283
>1k mmr

measure ur posts
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>>180698730
this it was the filthy anime watcher ee that planted him
wake up sheeple
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when do the main qualifiers start?
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Anyone under 4k mmr here?
I'm gonna fuck you up
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>>180699047
Not my fluff!
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Can somebody explain what the fuck happened with Solar Crest? Before I left dota, it was 10 armor and 25% evasion, then apparently they buffed it to 12 armor, then they nerfed it to 10 armor and 20% evasion. If it was weak enough at 10 armor 25% evasion that they thought it needed a buff, how did it end up being nerfed BELOW that?
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>Singsing proven time and time again to be the ourest of /ourguys/
>dotards still prefer other strimmers
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>>180699442
well solar crest used to only be half effective on Rosh and they removed that and then increased the armor which ended up being kind of silly because Roshan would just die.

So they kept that in but they keep tweaking the stats lower to make it balanced. Unless you were here after that then I dont know
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>>180698052
It's still good on NS, but not nearly as good yeah there's not much reason to get it on Huskar.
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>>180699619
marmalade?
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>>180699694
They buffed the armor in a patch AFTER the roshan change.
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Why does last hitting with Venge feel so good bros?
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>>180699763
adelaide
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>>180699792
after the roshan change it still wasnt being built that much I think which is why it got buffed, until everyone started building it and then everyone realized it was broken
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H-He's still gonna get invited to cast TI7 r-right...?
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>>180699804
SF still has the greatest last hit.
Alch somewhat, WK also has a good one.
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>>180699927
group stage only & he has to do it from a remote location with zyori, anne & gareth
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>>180699804
Chaos knight is the best,but the random damage kinda ruins it
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>>180699442
The cost for the talisman of evasion was reduced as well as the buildup for medallion changing to not include a recipe made the item insanely cost effective on physical damage dealers because not only was it a bit less than double the minus armor of a deso it also gave you 12 armor and 25% evasion while not being used making it a very potent choice for both offense and defense, it's also a high utility item that helps you do rosh, push objectives by armoring creeps, protect heroes on your team etc
Tldr too much free stats on an item that didn't need it to be good
It was a good item but undervalued, then it got buffed into being op
Now it's a niche buy on most heroes but not a bad item by any means
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>>180699804
because she's the corest of waifus
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>>180699927
>pls gib me welfarebux since JD no longer does
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>>180699804
good attack animation
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>>180700403
uh.. why is my waifu (pure) qop hanging with that slut?
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>>180700620
fucking link the full picture you double nigger
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Teams are picking Brewmaster quite often in the open qualifiers or is it just my impression? What benefit Brewmaster could even bring that another hero cannot do better?
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>>180700769
>someone cared this much
alright I'm flattered
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1907136
there you go my man, most/all of my crops I just get from rule34
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>>180700243
just rework CK completely desu senpai
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>>180701107
thank you
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I literally lost 200 MMR today and I know it's not my fault.
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>>180701127
Illusions need to be removed from the game. The fact that Monkey King didn't use illusions is a sign of things to come.
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>>180701297
i outdid my longest losing streak (10 matches) over the past several days with a new record of 13 matches.

i think the reason why i'm losing so much is related to the matchmaking's inability to find games that have a 50-50 chance of either side winning based on mmr averages. in 85% of those lost games my team was the one with the lower mmr average, so i would lose 24 or 23 mmr instead of 25. still though, it feels that even the slightest average mmr differential has a big impact on the win chance of a game.
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>tfw slept through dingdong's qualifier journey
Feels bad man.
Did I miss out that much? People are saying cancel cried.
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>>180701696
they lost in round 1 and Cancel cried on stream apologizing about it
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I just looked at Tusk's talents.

What the fuck happened during designing these things? His level 10 talents are stronger than his level 20 talents.
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>tfw super tempted to buy more levels on the goypass so I can spam 玩不了啦
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>>180701798
Vod of cancel crying pls.
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pugna is cute
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>>180702498
a cute
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>>180701891
https://www.twitch tv/videos/154079875

5:52:00 or so, Cancel is the one that sounds like a little boy
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Anyone here gets less than 120 in the SF challenge?
I'm gonna fuck you up
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>>180701798
so who feed?
>>
Can somebody record me this on his screen please?
Match ID: 3180113002
I play on low settings so...
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>>180702906
it was more about the draft, they got AM'd
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>>180702814
>getting only 120 in 7.06
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>>180702935
forgot to say im abbaddon there
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MANDELA EFFECT
DID SLARDAR ALWAYS HAVE TEETH ON HIS JAW?
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>>180687294
>artour is unironically considered a top player by every pro player

lol no

faggot friendless neets in this shitty general think hes good. No one in thier right mind thinks some loser whos never one a single major event is one of the top pro players
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>>180703248
DUDE WTF LOOK AT HIS ICON ITS DIFFRENT?
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>>180703445
>nobrain has won a major and is therefore good
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>>180703503
There's more to winning than personal skill. Artour isn't on EG for his sparkling teamplay prowess that's for sure.
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>>180703503
notail is unironically better than arteezy
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Fuck this game, my team always has at least one retard who feeds and loses me the game.
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>>180704492
you are the only constant :^)
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>>180703503
that is, unironically, true from a objective point of view
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>>180704492
hmmmm :thinking:
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>>180703503
and shartour gets carried by a paki every game, therefore he's good?
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>>180703065
Show me your name in the leaderboards kid
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>give hero arcana
>then immediately nerf it
Are they ever going to cut our cute little light orb a break?
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>>180683883
>is the game racist?
no the players are
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>>180705256

Right here bro :^)
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>>180703503
hes won like 4
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>>180705767
Check yourself.
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>>180706042
I was just pretending tho
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>>180694027
Yeah does anyone have any open groups open?
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>>180683883
>>180684310
jubei is black, zxyc is black. idk about them being """""pro"""" players but zxyc is higher than bsj mmr wise
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haven't played in a while.
How good is morphling right now? he was one of my favorites
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>>180707542
hes shit
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>>180703615
what are you trying to say? artour is good?
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Reminder that Gyro Aghs is strong as fuck and to get your fill while the frog is still buffing him
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>>180707542
shit now
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Explain
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Anyone got that picture of the breakdown of underlord, where it shows he's just made up of other heroes cosmetics?
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who we watching dosterstroodles
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>>180708990
illidan stack and na open qualifiers to laugh at subhuman americans and canadians
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>>180708817
GUYS PLS THIS IS IMPORTANT
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What if ogre aghs did no damage but pierced all types of magic immunity and ignores all forms of spell block or redirect?
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>>180709463
have fun anon
try not to molest any children this time
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Today I went from 5720 to 5349, AMA
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How old is cancel?
He cried like a fucking 10 year old
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>>180709793
citation needed
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>>180709759
why did you buy an account?
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Do they still have the phone number requirement for ranked?
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tales of drunk dota

>popping a couple brewskies down my esophagus
>they enter my stomach and digest into alcohol
>queue up
>random morphling
>oh fuck im screwed
>team full of peruvians
>i play like shit
>everyones screaming like angry cucks

shit i should be drunk more often
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>>180710608
>average white man playing dota
and people complain about "peruvians"
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>>180709793
>watch the vod expecting cancel to go full choked up mode
>the worst thing he actually said was "sorry guys I didn't deserve to win anyway"
Way to play up my expectations fucker
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>>180710928
My favorite moments are when they whiny nasal sounding redditor supportcuck complains to the enemy team about his 4 teammates being peruvian
The plot twist is that the enemy team is 5 peruvians and his team has been speaking english in chat the whole time
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>>180710928
>>180711117
Peruvians are cancer, but they're also 12 year old weeaboos that don't know better. It baffles me how US players can lack the self awareness.
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Post a more huggable Dota 2 mommy
proptip: YOU CANT
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>>180711554
>not wanting a cold embrace
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>>180711554
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
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>>180711806
>>180711634
>No feet
DROPPED
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>beat rhyzik after 100+ attempts
>got emoticon as a reward
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How does LD keep getting away with it?
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>>180712326
do u feel entertained
>>
if i get matched with verified streamers who are 7k in unranked does that mean i finally got good
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>>180713137
no they are probably playing party or their unranked rating is trash
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>>180713220
they were in a trio queue of 5k and 6k
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>>180713326
ur shit kid
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>>180712761
yea since it's a custom game i can leave whenever i want if someone is toxic
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>>180713383
damn daniel
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>there's a appreciation thread for cancel on reddit
kek why is reddit so beta that they can't handle bantz from some known memers?
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>>180714158
Thanks for the news redditbro!
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>>180714158
If you like reddit so much why are you here?
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How do you lane as storm spirit vs tinker pre level 6? Tinker has infinite damage and its impossible to lane against
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what race is this?
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>>180715809
Keep lane on your side of the river, get rid of his uphill ward, stack jungle and farm it with Q
Basically don't show
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>>180715826
waifu
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so when is ursa going to be nerfed

get a blink dagger (which every does) on him and he because completely uncounterable and unstoppable unless you shell out for a 1400 gold ghost scepter or if you happen to be playing pugna. and even then if you have a low amount of HP he might kill you with the 3-4 attacks he does in the split second after blinking
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What did he mean by this?
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>>180715937
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the highest rank on NA leaderboards is held by abed, a sea player

na dotards?
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*pidgeon noises*
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>>180716009
>8 out of 15 players on the top 3 teams in the NA region are european

na dotards?
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>>180715603
Refresher!
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>tfw only now it occurred to me to change the hotkey of all pasive skills to the D and F key, and bind all secondary active skills to QWER

Man... DotA never ceases to make me feel like a retard...
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>>180686850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpLGzuBr4GM
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>some retard screams mid or feed during pick
>goes arc warden mid
>gets raped by enemy PL mid
xDDD
thanks gaben!
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ATTENTION
BDOG IS STREAMING
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>reddit saying it was all bdawgs and sings fault and Cancel did nothing wrong
That's a pretty impressive level of delusion honestly
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>>180716526
good, I was so bored I almost made somethng stupid like fapping or going out
>>
/ourpinoy/ abed is going to go up against the finest team of mmr assasins now on zai's stream
wish him luck dotards
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>>180716572
If anybody here gave a shit what reddit is saying they would be on reddit, fuck off you braindead retard
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>>180716607
>the finest team of mmr assasins
Synderen's?
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>>180716263
>2017
>not using your mouse to click abilities
absolutely pathetic
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>pick clinkz
>win
hmm
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>>180703445
>professional naix/razor player
EG knew he would try to ''1337 outplay'' everyone again and fail miserably so they give him braindead shit now.
>>
OFFICIAL RANKING OF DOTA ASSASSINS:

1. LULba, the team assassin
2. Mortred, the phantom assassin (arcana)
3. Synderen, the mmr assassin
4. Anub'arak, the Nyx assassin
5. Mortred, the phantom assassin (default)
5. Azwraith, the phantom lancer
6. Anonymous, the Abed's mmr assassins
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If you don't think that Artour is a top 3 western carry then you don't understand dota and how the carry position is played this patch
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hey guy's it's ME, PSG!

Why aren't YOU playing the superior korean pve/pvp/pvpvevp/diablomoba?

features include
>have to pay money to unlock shit
>people who paid or grinded have objective advantage over you in pvp
>waifus
>dank ass swapping
>bumaro
>spectating other players' games

mxmg coming soon
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>>180716880
jesus christ it was supposed to be lanaya not azwraith fucking brain farts
>>
>>180716880
>no Lanaya the Templar Assassin
?
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>>180716892
>this is what artour fangays believe
>>
>>180716971
She's a Librarian, not a fucking assassin retard.
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>>180717016
she's a dick assassin lmao
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>>180708472
>normal skill
>unranked
>PA and necro carried you
>enemy team had both AM and slark who both obviously failed

please tell us more o master strategist of 1k dota

clearly the fucking garbage trash hero is good now because of an aghs that basically does nothing most of the time
>>
>a filipino is actually getting 10k mmr in na servers
CANT MAKE THIS UP
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>>180708472
Aghs is fine on him as a late game item but rushing it is not conducive to the strengths of the hero. You want to utilize his magic damage early to team fight and push, items like drums and sny enable that. Rushing an aghs and afk farming is dumb, there are many heroes that do that better than Gyro.
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>>180717159
6k SEA = 10k NA
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which hero has the best armpit-pussy?
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>>180717332
Spectre
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>queue
>get a riki who leeches xp from our mid
>my mid feeds constantly
>my carry last picks medusa into bloodseeker, clinkz, nyx, cm and pl

can someone shoot me in the face?
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redpill me on abed, who is he playing now?
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>>180717332
>>180717373
NOT EVEN CLOSE
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>>180717394
puck on zai's stream
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>>180717394
He's losing to Zai/Artour as Puck
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>>180717016
she's a boipucci assassin
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>>180717332
Broodmother by numbers alone.
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>>180717496
I've only got one dick I don't need 8 armpits
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Who was in the wrong here?
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>>180717672
Team did not prep and had no cohesive game plan
Cancel did not want to Captain or Draft but had to Captain and Draft
Sing was not taking that shit seriously at all
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>>180717512
In that case, then Lion, it's the closest hero to having a single armpit.
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>>180717332
Naga. Stinky fish armpits are best armpits.
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>>180717672
Cancel having to draft + captain + mid
Everyone tilting from 2 hour waits
Bdawg for not demanding LD in the final game
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Reminder Singshit lost them that game by being a useless idiot and trying to meme all the time.
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>>180717741
the new pudge cosmetics give him actually a single armpit
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>>180717735
unanimous opinion of the gulag is that singshit lost them the game, asshole didn't care about any of it, he probably masturbated to cancel's crying soundbytes too because he lacks a soul
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>>180716009
>mmr matters
>can't even qualify for lans
haha
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>>180717994
he literally just said he asked for LD twice but cancer didn't pick it
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>>180717672
shitshit and cancel, cancel should have just ignored everyone's picks and picked himself
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Sing didn't do anything wrong
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is that sumail on wisp
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>>180718536
Yes
>>
Dubu a gook!
>>
alright im gonna have to actually start up dota 2 to watch artour and abed aren't I
>>
where is abed playing

stream this shit!
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>>180719013
>>180719106
game hasnt started yet i beleive
>>
someone notify the thread when artour and abed get into a game
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>>180719389
>>180719013

wait wasb;t abed puck last game?

they are game searching at the same time?
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>>180719425
yea abed was puck, this time though zai a game for shitters and I think abed/artour are still waiting for a game
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why the fuck won't icefrog buff him?
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>>180720442
He doesn't want to chance NP doing well at TI
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Spoiler?]Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.

ahah really epic!!!!! epic le spam le epic spam 4dawin 4 DArwin haha!!! :DD
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>>180720442
>ywn befriend beastmaster while finding him in the woods as a young monkey king prince
>ywn be taught the ways of the jungle by the master of beasts
>ywn have him disappear while you were young, only to reappear as an ally when you become the monkey king, to help defend the radiant ancient
why even live bros?
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>>180681481
>>180681681
whenever you're scared,sad or worried, you can always deal with it by smiling. it's fine if it's a bluff, stand proud!
>>
Why do I want to buy that weekend deal compendium level bullshit when I know it's a pointless waste of money

help
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the noname mixtape is the only thing getting me through these nigger games
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>>180720918
next year there will be another terrain

it will lose its novelty
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>>180720962
yeah and it will take some 50-60$ next year to get to it
>>
>>180686169

Still not sure why they even let Cancel draft after the first game
Bulldong did better drafting (and got further in the OQ) with his c00s team
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>>180721036
no one else wanted to do it
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>>180687094

His MMR is far from impressive. Also:

>mmr is just a number
>>
which hero's lore is proof that they are /ourhero/?
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>>180694027

>Play Dota
>When you end up in a game with someone who actually plays well, send him a friend request
>If he accepts, ask him to party up
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Olds here?
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>>180721165
the niggest one
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Post your chatwheels
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is it true that cancel cried on stream? was he really expecting to get to TI with fucking well known memers who completely gave up in competitive play?
>>
Who are we gonna follow through EU today?
EPG?
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>>180721404
me
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>>180721380
Probably more that he was at least expecting to go to day 2.
Kid needs to learn to chill out and stop tilting. I'd say it was at least 50% his fault
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>>180721454
captaining is hard man I don't know how ppd/puppey or xiao8 do it so well
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>>180718532
kill urself
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>>180721514
note how ppd/puppey have authoritarian personalities (I don't know about xiao8), that probably has something to do with being ok with taking command and charge, allowing for more fluid and consistent decision making
cancel doesn't seem that much of a "take charge" kind of guy.
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Short guide to Arcana Voting:

1: Can you vote for Wraith King?
1a: Yes: Vote for Wraith King
1b: No: Go to 2
2: Look at the pairings. Look at pairings you think are going to be close calls.
3: Vote for the more boring hero, hoping he will win and make it easier for Wraith King to win the overall vote.
4: Skeleton King Arcana
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>>180721628
well he is a pubstar. he just plays
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>>180721732
It would be fine if he just plays.
He plays and he bitches and he's snarky as fuck.
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>>180721853
>he bitches and he's snarky as fuck.
yea this, he swings between arrogant twat and depressive bitchy mode
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>>180721165
terrorblade
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>>180721853
>>180722174
aren't all romanians like that?
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>>180721454
Cancel try to win when his teammate just play for meme
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>bulldog did better with 2k mmr player as support than singshit

wheres adelaide now bitch?
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>sees we have a jungler and a roamer
>safelane picks ursa or Pa

what si with these fucking dogs that pick really trash shit in the safelane and complain when they get raped by strong offlaners?
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>>180722628
theygve up bcos u prob had a jungle legion or some other trash
>>
>clq ded
>bsj career ded
>cancel career ded

how do i handle this bros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hlBE_pMkiI
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Name 3 of your favorite heroes, and make judgments on the way the poster plays based on them.

Phantom Assassin
Crystal Maiden
Outworld Devourer
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>>180723074
stop following na whiny streamer

na are the most entitled race
>>
>>180723467
>Phantom Assassin
>Crystal Maiden
>Outworld Devourer
want that flashy playstyle/ burst heroes. want to play safe waiting to pounce

mines
>PL
>jugg
>am
ye i get im le oldfag chinese rice farmer
>>
>>180723467
Meepo, Geomancer
Templar Assassin
Antimage
>>
MMR reset when

Smurfs, account sellers and grinders have distorted the average MMR so much 5-7k is a representation of playtime not actuall mmr
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care to explain shit like this dotards?
>make smurf
>stomp retards
>hit 4k+
calibration is fucking broken in this game
>>
what's a carry that shits on anti-mage?
>>
>>180723909
pa
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>>180723876
MMR is not really an indicator of skill unless you only play as a five man stack against other five man stacks.
Solo mmr is just your own tolerance for idiocy combined with your ability to play the 1 on 5 metagame.
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>>180723909
ta, natural propheet, qop
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>>180723909
All of them if the game goes long enough.
The entire point of Antimage is that he's bad alchemist, who in is bad PA, who is bad TA, and she is bad Meepo.
And Meepo is just a bad hero.
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>>180723909
bloodcyka
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>>180723074
LOL'D @ video
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>>180723762
you like to farm heaps, and you don't care about how your teammates receive your hero choices, you also demand last pick, and probably more importantly, you like to 1v9 carry the game

me:
>Huskar
>Timbersaw
>Silencer
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>>180724093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ssXOfC5UlA

CLQ had some incredible moments in the old days
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>>180723909
terrorblade
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>>180723876
Hello bullshit, you can't calibrate higher than 3500 now
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>>180723762
Farm god, prefers the midlane, probably likes to outfarm the enemy team for 40 minutes and solo carry the entire game.

>>180723587
Likes manta+diffusal and should consider suicide

>>180724142
Likes to play stupidly tanky, and annoying heroes. Heroes that are easy to pick up but difficult to master.
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>>180723909
terrorblade
>yfw AM reflection drains all of his mana and he can't blink away anymore
>yfw AM's own reflection kills him
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>>180724292
well this guy was literally on my team 10 minutes ago
he sure as well hasnt climbed anywhere near 4k with sub-50% winrate in ranked
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>>180723909
Geomancer
AM doesn't have the damage before he is six slotted to kill one clone quickly enough and Meepo can lock him in place and just bury him.
And Meepo is a game ending threat with roughly
5500 networth and 3 clones.
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>>180723467
mid kunkka
axe
slark

though i would say techies instead of slark before mine sound change
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>>180724381
>yfw You buy diffusal and manta style on Terrorblade
>yfw 4 terrorblades and anti mages reflection break 264 mana per attacl
>yfw at this point in the game Terrorblade probably attacks twice (if not 3 times per second)
>yfw you break 792 mana per second
>yfw
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>>180723467
Jugg
Skeleton King
Pugna
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>>180724608
Likes heroes with big plays. Heroes with decent suitability and the ability to lay down a fuck ton of damage on single enemies

>>180724448
Like's cancerous heroes that have at least one thing broken about them. Probably a very brazen and "get up in their assholes" kind of playstyle.
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>>180724584
>Fighting without meta
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>>180723467
Puck
Magnus
TA
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>>180724817
Plays the midlane almost exclusively, Likes initiators and heroes capable of dealing a large amount of damage at the beginning of teamfights, or getting picks on stragglers and afk farmers. Also bottle is his favorite item
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>>180723587
stuck in 2012

>>180723762
"MID, CARRY or FEED"

>>180724142
>>180724448
Thinks it's fun to ruin the game for the other 9 players in it.

>>180724608
gulag memelord

>>180724817
>instalocks mid
>"look at me I'm so super skilled"
>>
>>180723467
templar
kunkka
clock
>>
>>180724370
>Likes to play stupidly tanky, and annoying heroes. Heroes that are easy to pick up but difficult to master.
you got me, though I also like Silencer because he is my most reliable mmr-grind hero, play him in every position 1-5 and can have good contribution
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>>180724860
I wish i was a mid instalocker only magnus is in top 5 most played and at least a third of those i'm offlaning him. I play puck offlane sometimes too
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>>180724142
You got me figured out completely. It's HoN queue that did this to me.

>>180724370
40 minutes is too long.

>>180724860
You can also say it like that.
>>
>listening to bts cast while working
>70% of it is dead air when there's no teamfights happening
I mean I think xyclopzz is funny but this is infuriating
>>
Why is this game so ez?
I was like bronze in LoL but when I played dota 2 for 1 month I reached ~5200 MMR.
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>>180725097
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>>180725130
You jelly brah?
You probably played this game for years but still can't reach 5k.
>>
anyone else feels like dota needs a companion game to chill out with? I might get back into phantasy star online so i can chillax after ragequitting a dota session
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>>180724370
>Likes manta+diffusal and should consider suicide
>hating manta
support detected
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>>180723467
>Visage
>Arc Warden
>Silencer

I haven't played them much at all in the last few months tho, usually I pick a hero and spam it until I feel competent at it. Gyro is my current meme
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>>180724057
>game goes long enough
>still cant outrat the am
in solo queue good ams control the game
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>>180725263
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>>180723467
TB
SF
AM
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>>180725797
>in solo queue good ams control the game
In solo queue good AMs don't exist
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>>180725841
>give me all the farm i have a game to throw
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>>180725797
Meepo rats better than AM and AM can't 1 on 1 Meepo until he has 3 or 4 items.

Besides, a decent meepo gets a level every minute and farms so quickly that he can push high ground at minute 20.
Meepo with a team that understands the function of the hero is invincible.
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>>180725841
You die constantly in most games and blame your teammates for it.
>>
>>180725902
most of the time

>>180725959
the thing is meepo is too reliant on his teams timings to push highground
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>>180725841
>TB
My guy as long you don't get radiance
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>>180725982
fucking kek
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>>180726045
>the thing is meepo is too reliant on his teams timings to push highground
Honestly all he needs is for his team to make some space, if he has enough agility, buildings come down extremely fast.
If only one person tries to defend, usually you can just kill them and have your weak Meepo TP home for a break.
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>>180726123
do you get travels on meepo?
treads is good in this meta because of the neuts spawn
>>
tfw watching Cancel stream because I still feel bad for him
>>
Can someone tell me if its actually possible to cs under tower as Arc Warden when you have 60-70 damage?

Just spend 10 minutes in a lobby because I noticed in my games how much CS I was missing early on under tower as him, and I found out the only way to get melee creep cs reliably is to hit the creeps 3 fucking times to set them up for the 4th hit cs with his cm tier attack speed.

I'm not sure I've ever seen this on any other hero.
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>>180726045
The timings aren't set in stone, really.
You need to have treads, a stat item and blink by the time you get #3, so you can group your #1 with the team and start pressuring while farming with 2 and 3. That is the ideal timing, in practice it doesn't really work, because you gain xp much faster than gold.

>>180726201
Meepo needs to be ready quickly. The reason Meepo used to be a shit hero was that you had to buy Aghanim no matter what.

Travels are not worth it, you spend 1k gold more than on treads and you don't get any stats.
>>
>>180726201
Treads are good at the moment, but the sheer utility of Travels is hard to beat because they guarantee that you will be able to do as much as possible before the timer hits 30 minutes and you have to play defensively. The increase in farm speed from TPing between lanes compensates for the lack of stats.

The raw movement speed increase also makes it much easier to maneuver your death squad around during fights.
>>
>>180726201
very very lategame for gank and rat
>>
>discussing about the game
what the fuck dotards?
>>
>>180726396
>>180726373
>>180726367
thanks guys i love meepo

just hate it when getting camped hard in solo
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>>180726526
It doesn't matter.
You just gotta get to 3, a talon and maybe a poor man and then you fuck off with your 1 to farm the jungle, while you either leech xp or stack camps with your 2.
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>>180726469
this is what you get when lebanon, anime fags, na boys are asleep
comfy thread
>>
>>180726564
follow up question
any tips on not throwing too much gold whenever you have that inevitable death
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>>180726657
not dying
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>>180726692
epic
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Listening to eurobeat while playing increases my winrate.
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>>180726778
I'm sorry, but that's all there is to it.
If you die once you started rolling, you just lose the game.
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>>180726838
how do i become a good meepo
>>
>team is flaming and muting each other during pick phase
how am i ever going to break 4k?
>>
why does he say "does I got jizz on my chins"
>>
>>180726894
play starcraft for micro skill
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>>180726894
just gitgud
You just need to play the hero lots while remembering the fundamental ideas of the playstyle you need to play the hero. Make sure your inputs are very clean and clear, that's more important than being fast. Speed comes with playing.

The core ideas are:
>play fast
>group your Clones as little as you can
>W click tab W click tab W click tab blink Q click A click

>>180727112
What starcraft teaches you is consistency and awareness.
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>>180723467
Ember
Mirana
Nyx
>>
>>180727161
is aghs mandatory?
situations where i should get aghs
>>
>>180727161
u already got this 2 ,just need to learn micro 4 units
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>>180727281
Aghs is too expensive, now that it does nothing except force you to split your awareness one more way. It used to be the single most important item, but now that you get full stat share without it, you don't want it at all.

For me 5 is also a much more awkward number to manage than 4, because you only have four fingers without your thumb to hit hotkeys. The 6 and 7 keys is all the way over there too, which makes it really hard to press them quickly with my small hands. But that's just personal preference.

I personally prefer buying manta to get another way to initiate or another eblades or skadi/heart to it, because they all do much more for you than Aghanim
>>
>>180727161
some people recommend quickcast for W, if I'm still getting the hang of the hero, should I use normal cast?
what is the hotkey schema that you use?
A gameleap video suggested to use 1 for main meepo, and 2 for all other meepos, then using shift clicking if you need to specify specific actions among your clones
>>
>tfw it took me entire month to grind 300 mmr
j..just 3 more months and im 5k right?
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>>180727704
1 - main
2 - second meepo
3 - third meepo
4 - fourth meepo

Tab sucks for quick poofing because the pink finger is weak, make it on space or something
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>>180727704
1 2 3 4 for meepos
5 for all meepos
6 for clones
That's what works for me and it's why I really don't like Aghanim, you need to figure out how you want it.

>some people recommend quickcast for W, if I'm still getting the hang of the hero, should I use normal cast?
Just use normal cast.
Again, clean inputs are more important than fast inputs. You need to be accurate, not fast.
Imagine you're playing invoker.
You need to get the exact correct input sequence, instead of rushing it and messing up.

Shift queueing is essential, it's one of the most important skills in RTS.
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>>180727868
why pinky
use ring finger
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Round based games!
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>>180701127
He is good on paper, so he doesn't need a complete rework.

The reality is that you need to lane to level 7-8 to even function outside of lane, and you can't realistically fight without 2 points in ultimate. So if you ever have a bad game, you realistically can't reach level 12 before you might have lost the game, and hence Chaos Knight sucks badly.
Might as well remove the Illusion tower damage nerf. Or since Illusions can have attackspeed now: Every spell/crit that triggers gives a weak attackspeed aura
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>>180728386
Skip lvl 1 ulti?
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>>180724381
Terrorblade shits on a lot of things.
Illusions gaining attackspeed really was a huge buff, since things like Shadow Fiend's reflection is capable of dealing at the least 20% of his HP with ease
>>
>>180728154
turn based you stupid fuck
>>
>>180727868
not if you play guitar
>>
Who do I put my neetbux on to win EU opens 2?
>>
>>180728428
If you are taking level 1 ulti, you are only using it situationally because there is a chance you get 2 illusions.

But its such a waste. Its so bad at level 1. Even more so when Reality Rift got buffed to have realistic damage use, Chaos Bolt is a 4 second stun if levelled.
Meanwhile Chaos Strike still sucks dick, but if its levelled, healing for a lot is nice.
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>>180728681
my neighbour
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>>180728835
what teams he on?
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>>180726781
really? i think it'd be too intense for me
>>
>>180728775
it wouldnt be even op if he got buffed to
lvl 1 - 2 illus
lvl 2 - 3 illus
lvl 3 - 4 illus
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>>180728925
that is exactly why im winning
>>
>>180728945
You could buff it into 3/4/5 illusions as well, and there is a good chance it wouldn't be a realistic buff to Chaos Knight. because you would still need 5-10k networth of HP items for them to survive the first round of nukes.
A better buff would be to make the cast point 0.1, increase the split time to 0.9, and make it possible to Reality Rift to end split.
Its simply a bitch to use as defence with the 0.4 cast time eating your chances of survival.

Then again: At the least he is good in lane now, because -7 armor at level 7 is a lot.
>>
>>180729190
>maxing rift
>>
>>180729304
What would a good CK build even be? 2 2 into 4 3 3 2?

Like, Rift is good for laning, because you can use it to pull enemy heroes into the creepwave, and the minus armor means you ALWAYS trade in your favor.
>>
twitch / EPG
Our boi Illidan on now
>>
>>180729484
ring of repick
>>
Honest question, is Merlini gay?
>>
>>180681481
Dude just play bot games and win 10 times in a row. Helps you refocus.
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Who was that purple dude in the Monkey comic?
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>>180729909
me
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>>180729909
my neighbour
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>>180729909
so basically they threw him into the oven?
>>
>>180729909
edginess spirit
>>
>>180729909
>storm
>earth
>fire
>darkness
>>
This MagE~ who's on EPG is a different Mag from the one who fucked off to SEA, right?
>>
>Puppey is a legit boss. Every day he'd be watching replays, figuring out the best way for us to play. True boss, nothing but good things to say about him. He doesn't have the mentality that most Dota 1 veterans have. He adapts to the metagame, does his best. Even when Navi was a the biggest shit-show, he tried to make sure Kuroky and XBOCT weren't complete retards, that they got along and won. I'm sure there was massive beefing even before TI3, but Puppey kept them together. His ego never blew up.
APOLOGIZE
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>>180729973
yes
then monkey king got super eye ability from that oven
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>>180729190
>>180729304
>>180729484
>>180729774

>all these 4s
BASED CK
>>
How much potential did bulldog+sing stack have?
>>
>>180729973
He was an immortal douchebag, so that sounds resonable.
>>
>>180730120
no potential because no one in that team wanted to captain
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>>180730120
penis
>>
guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfvJ9Ry8Y1U
;_;
>>
>>180730120
0 because singsing is just fooling around
>>
>>180730120
Zero potential. If Bulldog (most experienced and least tilty player on the team) had took charge maybe they would have got somewhere.
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>they're not washed up variety streamers guys, they just weren't trying! but cancel's emails guys!

Ecelebshitters need to face facts and just admit their substitute friends are never playing pro again
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this guy comes to your carry and slaps his ass with FREE RELIC bonus damage, what do you do?
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>>180730517
emails?
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>>180730583
Get 2 lanes of racks then feed him till he wins
>>
>>180730615
promocode?
>>
>>180730660
BRAVO
TANGO
JULIET
>>
>that sunder play
I L L I D A N
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>>180730615
Is his stack still in the 2nd OQ?
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>>180730795
>illidan on TB
>>
What's the chance slardar has to bash on one attack if he attacks twice?
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>>180729484
Rod of Repick into Terrorblade
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Dotards, should i buy cuckpendium and bundle or not ?
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>>180731238
What?
Echo Sabre makes you attack twice
Also roughly 1-(0.75^2), not exactly because dota uses pseudo-rng
>>
>>180731401
Of course you should.
There's no reason not too, unless you're poor.
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>>180731414
right, if his bash is 25%
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>>180731401
No
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>>180729973
Yes, because the Monkey King is basically the biggest asshole in all of Chinese mythology.
>>
>>180730583
Early: Throw my nukes because he has no HP
Late: Most likely fail to chainstun/silence, so he gets of Sunder and then rampages
>>
>>180731401
Are you a gameshitter
Do you like covering your little person in the game with particle effects
Do you like throwing your disposable income away for pixels you don't need to buy

If the answer to these three questions is yes, buy the battle pass
>>
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Post your predictions /d2g/
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>>180731414
Someone in my last game delayed his bkb by about 20 minutes because he bought echo and I'm trying to think of how bad of an idea it was.
I had 2450 coins on the game and had to drag our team kicking and screaming for a win.
>>
>>180731672
Anime will rip Abed a new asshole
>>
>>180731672
I believe in the Skatemasters
Also, there is no way Animesquad loses to Abed.
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>r****t gigabuttblasted over vp.noone destroying his items
our guy or our guy?
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>>180731672
>>
>>180732254
>I'M NOT FUCKING TILTED OKAY?
>>
> reddit trying to ruin the fun again

pfff
>>
>>180732254
based fake redditor keeping us up to date on what reddit thinks about everything
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Wow you guys sure are obsessed with reddit.
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>>180732412
Uh, No[o]ne is actually successful though?
>>
hory sheet we are at 19 mil, wtf I thought this was ded game
>>
Post the no(o)ne image, you know that one
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why cant i queue ranked and ability draft at the same time
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>>180732526
mason made it to masters in LoL pretty accomplished tb h
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>>180732575
>>
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>tfw no queen of pain wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huKjg65Xz-E&feature=youtu.be
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>>180732654
QoP arcana makes her chaste, r63 will be a separate category of cosmetics
>>
>>180732654
Why would somebody that talented in SFM not spend all his time making porn?
>>
>>180732864
how does one get started in sfm? I would like to do something with my time considering I only leave the house to go to the gym
>>
>tfw Attacker is losing
>>
>>180733001
downloading it would probably be a good place.
Why bother when you could spend your time learning to use blender or Maya or something?
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>>180710436
I was randoming every game lol
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all right treasure 3 when?
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>>180733112
>spoiler
thanks senpai i'll look into that
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>>180732864
because he's not a degenerate like you
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>>180733182
did you see the spike the bundle sale got? we're never getting treasure 3
>>
>DAE supports are special snowflakes that do no wrong???
is there anything more infuriating than a shitty support wanting people to feel sorry for his shitty ass job destroying my lane equilibrium, feeding my opponent mid, feeding wards to enemy supports, leeching xp and want to applauded for all of the above?
god I hate """""""""""support mains""""""""""
>>
>>180733024
???
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>>180733340
>mains
>roles
go back to LoL ,off you go
>>
>>180733272
The treasure's are the incentive to buy the bundle
>>
Attacker v. Megacreeps now
Can our lad do it?
>>
why is microing two heros so hard
>>
wait this is important for my prediction

is Vp anime ?
>>
>>180733982
yes he can.
Can he beat Illidan though?
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Reminder that Windrunner's 30% Windrun Slow talent is OP and you're bad if you don't pick it as a core.
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I haven't played Smite in over a year and we apparently don't have a general anymore so i'm going to hang out with you losers.
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>>180734150
what are you talking about ?

i havent played since talents been added
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>>180734215
>retard toad
>retard post
>>
>>180734287
>a frog is a toad

typical retard.
>>
>>180734215
thanks you
you will really like it here with us
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why did he leave us?
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>>180734306
you dont know fuck all about toad around here hirez boy
>>
how many games of overthrow do I have to win spamming arc warden before I can move to unranked
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>>180734215
wel cum brother
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>>180734150
reminder that shitranger is game losing trash anyway
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IS VP ANIME ????
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>>180734640
>no illidan
>no fng
NO THEY'RE NOT FUCKING ANIME
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>>180734640
They used to be
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>that one friend who only plays female heroes
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>>180734150
>not taking 4 MP regen
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should i play this game again
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dubu enigma 4 wat dubu enigma 4 wat dubu enigma 4 wat dubu enigma 4 wat dubu enigma 4 wat dubu enigma 4 wat dubu enigma 4 wat dubu enigma 4 wat dubu enigma 4 wat dubu enigma 4 wat dubu enigma 4 wat dubu enigma 4 wat dubu enigma 4 wat dubu enigma 4 wat dubu enigma 4 wat
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>playing bad quase with no guns
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Is this game ever worth playing? I did most of everything, I took all towers, except I couldn't push tier 3 alone, they hit bristle with low mana inactive silver edge, got stacked to insanity and he got a 4 kill, viper imbecile build is utter fucking shit, no wards of course. what is the point of dota2?
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>>180735453
>what is the point of dota2?
the point is to babysit 3 south americans at internet cafes and one american 420 teenager for hours FOR FREE until you get that ONE game a day thats actually legit

and dont even think of going to captains mode. its even worse. literal 4 party peruvians every single game and they all report you because youre not part of their party.
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>>180733340
>i hate bad players
wow
>>
>>180735453
Your team forgot to pick a carry.
>heart axe
>heart pudge
>vanguard ogre
This is some trench shit right here.
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>>180735453
>2k mmr
>having an opinion on anything
>>
I just calibrated at around ~500 MMR. Should I give up?
>>
anyone want to duo queue na 1-2k
>>
>>180735672
I'm 2k2, is it ok to first pick spam heroes like lich to get out of it?
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>>180735720
Emphatically yes.
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>>180735664
SF, Viper, except the are built shiiiiieeet
>>
>>180735672
im 4.5k and its still the same shit. south americans just buy 4k accounts. theres no escaping it. maybe if you get to 6k or something.
>>
ATTACKER GOD
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>>180735857
Where can I watch this
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*first picks crystal maiden*
Heeyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! Soooooooooooo ... I'm going to be ur support tonite!! Let's go get them!!

You are reaction?
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>>180735882
I'm watching the EPGtv stream, it's not in English though
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>>180735882
In this game client called Dota 2.exe where all valve tourneys are free to watch and even download and analyze to your hearts content
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>>180735453
>viper build is shit
viper was one of the very few guys with not completely retarded build
>aghs meepo
>no lance/pike on luna
>dat support qop
>a fucking blinkless? puck
>no pike or mkb on sf, also SnY instead of manta against so much shit to dispel
>vanguard ogre with no glimmer/force staff/solar
>heart pudge with zero armor/magic resist
>heart axe without force staff
your team lacked like 3-4 force staves, vlads, solar crest and someone should have had an AC
>>
>>180735453
This is why you only play mid or pos1, otherwise dota2 is a big shit game, trust me, don't play ranked unless you play position1.
>>
who relevant is still in this EU qualifier?
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>>180735453
Axe against a ranged carry, you got outdrafted kid.
>>
>>180736269
Illidan stack
Attacker stack
Ar1se stack
>>>>>>>relevant
>>
>>180736341
>outdrafted
>highest kill count, low death

most of them were solo kills too.
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who literally /oracle/ here? these are all of my doubled down games
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>>180736447
Arguing with you won't matter at all. You'll get it eventually if you have the patience.
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>tune into cancels stream
>its some sort of sad tunes playing
>hes not saying anything
>>
>>180735453
This just proves that dota2 is all luckbased desu, unless you are mid or carry, you are literally a slave if you play other roles.
>>
>>180736143
>not using dota2.sh
>>
>>180736534
easy way out of a lost argument.
>>
>dropping winters curse and Luna ult at the same time
Yeah EPG are getting fucking nowhere
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>>180736696
Me axe me blink me call me kill why me no win ouééééé ouéééééé
>>
>>180736569
Or, you know.. Maybe dont be in a shitters bracket where everybody plays their own game and nobody helps anyone or does anything
>pudge doesnt have aghs
>gets heart as a 2nd item with his shitty 340 gpm
>manta veno for some reason
>blademail vanguard ogre
>aghs sny sf
>bkb on axe for some reason instead of ac
Even radiant roaming/offlane puck or whatever the fuck that was did somewhat better than half of dire and it would have been way better if he finished crimson on axe instead of abyssal honestly
>>
>>180736540
aww your fake friends is sad why don't you give him some money
>>
>buying hotd on Luna
I thought you guys said Illidan was good????
>>
>>180736839
>Don't be in a shitters bracket
>Can't climb mmr because of shitters
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>>180736540
if it makes you feel any better I'm missing an opportunity to go to an IRL hot springs episode with the other interns because I forgot to bring my swimming trunks.
>>
K U P O B O Y S

based Meracle, the TRUE M-God, is back
>>
>>180734928
no
>>
>>180737101
He's just going to get dumpstered by the real teams filled with players that don't leave when they lose 1 game
>>
>>180737160
sad but true. I'm expecting Fnatic, Faceless, and TNC to qualify
>>
>>180736961
Dude calm down its a fucking game, not even close to football on any irl sport, of course it has to do with luck and teammates, move on next game. There are shitters in 4k 5k 6k mmr who can't build properly, altough they have better mechanics, so don't worry, this game isn't that skilled as people think.
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Nahaz's qualifier picks
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heyy boys
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>>180737637
MEN LIE
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>>180737773
DOG LIE
>>
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>>180737867
LOLI LIE
>>
>>180737867
haha yeah you posted it again
>>
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PLEASE
JUST
RUN
AWAY
FROM
THE
SPIRITS
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>>180737637
Why the fuck does SEA get 3 slots and CIS only get 1 when EU gets 2?
>>
>>180737920
Because CIS and EU used to have 1 qualifier with 3 spots between them.
>>
>>180737867
OH so this is where the A N G E R Y doge came from
>>
>>180732654

this guy understands what makes men attractive to girls. that's a pretty rare trait, very nice
>>
Is attacker /ourkebab/?
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>Illidan losing to literal who Attackerstack
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>>180738129
NO HE'S NOT LOSING I'VE GOT THIS JUST YOU WATCH
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>>180737993
But CIS has the good teams, not EU.
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PLEASE
JUST
NEVER
BE OUTSIDE
OF BASE
AFTER
15 MIN
>>
>>180738129
russian weebs BTFO
>>
>>180737920
>>180737993
Pretty sure seeding is based off the region's performance as a whole. SEA has been strong so they get more spots while Russia has had like two good teams so they only get two spots (1 invite for VP and 1 qualifier). Note that no one from SEA was directly invited.
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>>180738085
He's french so ...
And btw what is that makes men attractive to girls? Asking for a friend.
>>
>>180738287
Then why doesn't the strongest region (NA) have more spots?
>>
>>180737637
what about mee~?
>>
>>180738287
that makes sense but is still retarded, you direct invited a number of teams so you should actually measure how strong the region is _outside_ those teams.
>>
>>180737637
>Mineski over Fnatic

????
>>
>Attacker is still going to win even if this mag never hits an ulti
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>tfw i finally won a battle cup
>>
>Illidan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
honestly their draft is fucking awful.
Hope attacker wins this now
>>
>>180738431
what stream?
>>
>play against Attacker
>pick Kunnka
>Lose
????
>>
>>180737637
NHZ has faith in mushi & his two slavs
>>
where the fuck is attacker playing

what stream
>>
>>180738525
I'm watching in-game but robnrollgaming is casting
>>
i thought illidan was on a real team
>>
>mag can't hit a single rp
>wyvern ultime the only hero that does any right click damage
what a shitshow
>>
>>180738657
thanks
>>
>>180738702
Since he left VP I don't think he's even approached being relevant again.
;_;
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>>180738085
Sub 10% bodyfat, above average height and perfect face symmetry? wow
>>
>german casters are actually pretty good

www twitch tv/saphiratv
>>
that push was not halal
>>
>that wyvern ult saving Attacker
This player sucks so fucking much
At least Illidan manged to clean up this one
>>
>>180738808
link me to the previous 866 pictures
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>german casters LITRERALLY say "drop die hammer" when OD ults

my sides are gone
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>doubting our guy Ilya on our girl Luna
>>
IWNL
>>
i hate caster xin builds so fucking much
>>
>it's lebron on the wyvern
everything makes sense now
>>
>>180738979
Islam Will Never Lose?
>>
>>180739080
inshallah
allahu ackbar
>>
>>180739080
i don't remember allowing you to address me cuckboy
>>
>German casters just spoiled it for me
FUCK YOU
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>Illidan will never be on a good team again
>>
>>180739170
your fault retard
>>
>>180739252
>Illidan will never be good again
fix'd
>>
someone explain the tiers in battle cup?
how come i am only tier 5 eventhough i am 4.3k?
>>
>>180739169
good post
>>
>>180738792
Left? I thought he was kicked?
>>
>>180737773
WOMEN LIE
>>
Out of my last 10 games, I've got 9 wins with an average game length of 50+ minutes
Nearly all of those games we were losing in xp/net worth, but managed to win after a teamwipe + ggpush mid

I don't like this meta. When you win like that, you just feel like you won because your opponents were idiots who didn't save for buyback, not because you were better
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>>180737015
Why would that make me feel any better, please anon..
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WHAT

STREAM

WE

WATCHING
>>
Was bulldog eliminated from the qualifiers?
>>
>>180739901
EE
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>TI coming around
>Pyrion Flax shows up out of nowhere and will get invited despite contributing nothing all year
how do we bring down the old boys club?
>>
>>180740015
yes and cancel cried
>>
About how many games does it normally take to get to Very High Skill?
>>
>>180740319
Fluff.
>>
>>180740364
>destroyed twice
what a shitter
>>
>>180740319
idk m8 he seems to play consistently
hes often in shane stack if hes not streaming
>>
>>180740319
>complaining about pyrion when slacks, LD, zyori, annee and many other faggots will be invited
>>
Is that Fwosh on the BTS stream? God I'd like to fuck her
>>
>>180740319
I hope sheever cries in public to make valve invite yames
>>
>>180740595
I can't wait for more hotbid shit
>>
>>180740319
Describing the whole BTS studio
>>
>>180736208
doesn't explains how im winning most of my games playing offlane/roaming heroes
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Have retards not yet noticed that this is a mid-focused meta and the carry role is less important?
>>
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once more at a crossroad in life to choose between gaymer dotard life and normie life
>normies literally despise comfy
>long loading times
>constant frustration
>way of dotards leads to nothing but obsession where i argue in my head for hours over the smallest thing
>>
>>180740364
what was their team name on faceit?
>>
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@180741157
>animeNEET calling other people retards
>>
>>180741342
dingdongs or someshit
>>
>>180741491
*murders u irl*
>>
>>180741157
WEEBS LIE
>>
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>permanent sennheiser shilling on screen
>pyrion flax for no fucking reason

I hate LD for crushing dota coverage
>>
Is 450 cs in 35 minutes ok as AM?
t. shitter
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>people voting QoP for arcana because they want a hot chick
>nu-males on reddit already making sure that in case QoP wins the arcana it's a male transgender qop skin
>>
>>180741743
>fwosh is the only female there
>>
>>180741940
Is our Skeleton King winning?
>>
>>180741743
why aren't they at the house?
>>
>>180741824
It's shit, try again
>>
wtf is this ti stream there are only 1.5 girls this time

this fucking sucks
>>
>>180742252
who's the half girl?
>>
>>180742247
What would be a good cs to have at that time?
In my defense I didn't get stacks, I only got to stack a little bit for myself between lanes
>>
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>nobody even acknowledging Tobi's existence for 30 minutes now
it's over for our guy, he's already been marked for death by LD
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hold on

what happened to pyrion? did he catch draskyllitis?
>>
Looks like attacker might lose. Which city do you think he'll jihad if he does?
>>
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>Steam Controllers on display
LMAO
>>
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>home alone until saturday
>ti hub

too bad it's the shitty american version but whatever, good enough
>>
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>>180742647
>>
>OD at the Hub while Sheever is bald and slowly fading.
>>
>>180742313
fwosh

she's basically a guy
>>
>This stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z25TElBzqX8
>>
>>180742056
Probably because they're casting and the studio has dedicated rooms for it
>>
I took a week off work on August so I can watch the whole TI and partake in all the memes
I look forward to it :3
>>
>>180736569

Pretty much. Or you can pick pudge or another roamer and shit on the team enough that your mid or pos1 cannot possibly fuck it up
>>
lmao first 10k is a an NA player
>>
>>180743275
source
>>
>>180743275
why do you type SEA like that?
>>
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>>180743275
EU just keeps getting BTFO
>>
how
will
they
recover?
>>
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>top 3 NA teams have 8 europeans out of 15 players
>top NA player by MMR is a SEA player

How can a single region be so worthless as NA?
>>
Did lacoste just walk out because he got bodied by jackie chan?
>>
redpill me on buying the battle pass
>>
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@180743497
>being so mentally damaged by some shitposters from 5 years ago you _still_ think they're haunting you
>>
>Attacker blinking into icepath
...
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>his region cannot compete at the Only Tournament That Matters

LMaO @ yurocucks
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>>180735924
Who is this semen demon ?
>>
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>skadi AM
>>
>skadi am is bad
dumb dunning krugerite animeNEETs
>>
>>180743275
i remember how burgers were saying that EU servers are inflated and 9k meant nothing
>>
>>180744219
>Not going Skadi on AM

???
>>
>ar1se
>>
>>180744385
EU is inflated tho

9k EU = 7k NA

you don't have peruvians ruining games over there

>b-bbut le slavs
slavs don't feed nearly as much as non-human peruvians
>>
>>180741940
R63 QoP is good, because it sets a precedent that heroes can be genderswapped.
Which in turn means /ourgirl/ is just a matter of time
>>
/d2g/'s faggotry knows no bounds
>>
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Anyone here who can't get 120+ on the SF challenge?
You're alright mate, but don't go to the middle lane tomorrow
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>>180744481
thats not how inflation works
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>>180744619
that's exactly how it works tho
it's harder to get MMR on NA because of peruvians

therefore EU (and all other region)'s MMR is inflated by comparison
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>>180744481
In my last 10 games 3 were ruined because of slavs fighting over mid or going afk from minute one, getting an abandon and then coming back and trying to play
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>>180744481
retard
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>>180744482
based gulag always being one step ahead in front of le.ddit
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>>180744704
if you were on NA it would be 4 or 5 games.
peruvians are canonically worse than slavs

>>180744717
notanargument
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>>180744691
going by your logic
>peruvians = shit
>russians = good
therefore its harder to get mmr in EU because russians are good players (4 in your team vs 5 in enemy team)
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>>180744813
here's an argument:
retard that can't into statistics
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>>180744863
3 out of 10 games in NA are autoloss because of peruvians
2 out of 10 games in EU are autoloss because of slavs
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lol wtf is that quick buy bro
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http://hub.moonduck.tv/
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>>180744813
peruvians and slavs are equally bad
EU patricians simply can carry harder than NAtards leading to overall less ruined games
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Attacker is doing it!
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>ar1se
AHAHAHA
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>>180744936
this argument is awful because even if we assume that peruvians are worst players in the world then STILL chances that you win because of that are bigger because assuming you're constant you can have only up to 4 peruvians in your team, while your enemy can have entire team of monkeys (that's fucking 5 players that are likely to underperform)
what the fuck do you not understand?
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>there is a subset of d2g that does not know that peruvians, due to their immense jealousy of white first worlders, will throw just to make them lose.
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>it's a midlaner instadisconnects episode
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>>180744965
of course
this is just retreading the old na/eu hub shit
why can't zyori suck it up & join in with the jew?
cap (when he was still with jd) & tobi have
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>he doesn't know the modus operandi of peruvians
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>there is a subset of d2g that does not know that slavs, due to their immense jealousy of white first worlders, will throw just to make them lose
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>>180744965
Shut this down, right now.
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>he greentexts weak /int/ bait off post cooldown for zero replies
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>>180745106
this.

they are also IMPOSSIBLE to convince. As in, please don't pick slark into am, a jungle bs, a offlane lc etc etc etc

>jajaja me carry me slark
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>>180745375

new

>>180745375

new

>>180745375

new
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>>180744965
will the based never wrong statsman be there?
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>>180745162
Praise be to you allah, faithless ciganis BTFO
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>>180745232
Nope.
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>Can't report in low prio
>People just feed away the second they get a bad hero or the game is lost
>No way to punish them
How can this actually be how the game works
Got low prio for internet outage abandon after I had an abandon with dual mid and alch jungle
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